Episode 109 - Good to see ya!!

After over a year away, Back in that ass!!!

Episode Transcript

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Chillie Time were Antony her Nandez andBrian Briskey. Uh uh uh oh fuck
yeah, chilling y Oh shit,welcome to Killing Time's up. I'm I'm

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Brian Brisky, I'm Addin Nandez andwe haven't done this for since June of
last year. Man, June Junefifteenth was our last row over a year.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, youknow. I always say that when
you go to prison, it's reallyit really is like a real it's a
real pisser, you know. Yeah, well you know means so what's been

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going on? Man? How isyour year? It's crazy? So uh
for those of you who used tolisten, sometimes I would come on here
and I used to have to Iwas forced to shout out my girlfriend Christie.
Oh yeah. She'd be like,how do you ever see my name
on the year? How can youever talking about me? Talk about you

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all the time. Yeah, She'slike, well, you don't ever see
my name anyway. Uh. Weend up having a baby, so oh
yeah, that's what happened. Ihad a baby. Yeah you should a
little boy, little boy, littledude. Yeah, and he's meaner than
ship dude. Yeah, he's Ilove him like crazy, but he is,
he's didn't put any ice in yourdrink. The ice didn't look like

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it was it was frozen. No, it's in the little drawer. It's
in the little it's in the I'llget you similar. I can't sit here
and watch you do warm. Thatjust makes me feel like I'm getting diary
yet. Is that what it?That's too I don't know, there's some
ice. Just just get in therewith your mits and we're not fancy.

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Okay, cool. We're recording thison the iPhone because they can't find the
laptop charger. Hopefully it works.So we we're like we've come full circle.
We like brought it back to ourroots. We're back, we're out
of the lab. We're back inBrian's kitchen at the same table that started
all. Yeah, literally on aphone, but this is a fourteen pro

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o okay, so hopefully it's betterthe thousands of dollars we spent on microphones
and stands and equipment all this stuff. And then it's like, you know
what, it was a phone becauseI don't know how to make all that
shit work out here in the livingroom. Well the lab, I mean
so yeah, I mean things havechanged so we had to dedicated space.
We had the lab, and thenwe you know, during just because of

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a bunch of events, my daughterended up moving upstairs into the lab area,
and I moved my computer in myroom. And then we don't all
want to just sit up in ourroom. Mainly I don't want to all
just sit up. What happens wwhat goes on in your room? Then
we don't, Well, there's thingsthat go on in there that no one

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needs to know about, you know, And I don't know if there's evidence
anywhere that that stuff's going on.So a comment allegedly I got a comment
for a day. Yeah, butyou were a check check one d DNA.

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But yeah, no, we'll haveto we'll have to get our ship
together. I don't know, youknow, like this is a this is
a temporary fix, right, andall fixes are temporary unless they work,
unless they work. And I'm like, what it actually didn't sound that bad,
Like this is how we're going todo it from then on. We
could be those whole time. Iactually sounding okay, I kind of like
it, although I feel compelled tolike lean forward and talking yeah, like

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it's not picking us up and trippingme out. I'm sure it's picking us
up this sport. I'm impressed thatyou remembered our credentials to get into our
podcast account. Oh the signs.Yeah yeah, that was impressive. I
have a I've actually have a reallygood memory for things, important things.
Yeah, but I don't really rememberlike birthdays, anniversaries, you're like that.
But the important stuff, like theimportant things are like our podcast logging

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rimed into your brain, into mybrain. Man. Yeah, that's good,
that's fine. I mean, peopleknow when they were born, and
you know, I found that.They'll tell you, don't yeah, don't
remind tell you right away, it'smy birthday night, it's my birthday month.
Yeah, and then all you gottado, you gotta you know,
one and thirty chance, that's that'snot bad. Yeah. Yeah. They

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start and you don't even have toask for it. They just be like,
uh yeah, yeah, I'm feelingkind of crazy because I'm a I'm
a virgo, you know, I'ma virgo. And then you're like okay,
So then I look like, oh, oh, so your birthday is
coming up here. It's like,yeah, well it's right around the party.
It's my birthday one. You knowwhat I like to do. I
like to just play down the wholetime, and then I'm just like,

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oh, I'll be damned. Likepeople will go, yeah, I'm a
virgo. I don't what the fuckthat means. Yeah oh oh no shit,
uh yeah, I didn't see thatcoming. I love that shit really
could like all that. So soI don't know it. I don't know
anything really, like, I don'tknow about it. I love people that
love that stuff because they get soyeah excited about it, and then I

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just feed off the energy and I'mlike, whoa, you know, you
know it's okay. I just makeshit up, you know what I mean.
Like I'll you know how like you'llread like the description of your sign,
You'll be like, holy shit,that's me. But then you read
it for a different one, You'relike, holy shit, that's me.
I'm like, don't read any others. If you only read you you know,
it's the one that the one thatI think is really accurate, and

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it's not. I mean, it'sdifferent for everybody. It's the Chinese menu.
I was just me, I'm arat on the on the Chinese I
think I'm dog. Oh yeah,yeah, yeah, I might be a
dog. And uh you know.It was really funny because when I was
married, we hated each other,you know, and uh so it said

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like on my little thing. Itwas like, you know, you're a
rat and you would do this thatand the other thing and whatever. No
matter what you do, do nevernever marry a horse. And she was
a horse. Oh yeah. Andyou know I was like, God,
damn, if we would have justwent and got some egg food young right
when all this started, I wouldknow all this could have avoided all this

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Shiit saved a lot of time,heart ache, head ache, all that
shit. You know. I wasjust thinking, we're gonna have to look
up and see what number? Thisis? One oh five? I can
I don't know. We'll call it. We'll call it a long time no
see, call it love you longtime. So you had a kid,

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that's exciting. I did, man, and I honestly got oh no,
this is one O nine nine.Yeah, we'll call it a long time
no see you. So what's yeah? So what's funny is episode one oh
eight we dropped on June fifteenth totwenty twenty two, was called the return

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Exclamation exclamation Oh, I know,because we were all slacking off, because
we had slacked off for a fewmonths. Well, you know, we
do this once a week, andI think it's I think it was too
ambitious. You know, we didn'treally have a time to like talk,
like think of anything to talk about. And now that over a year has
gone by, I still don't haveanything. I got nothing. Well,

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what's new with you? Really?Nothing? Really, it's just nothing.
Really had a kid. I hada kid. There's nothing major, you
know what I mean. The firstbaby gained about fifty pounds. I've gained
like about six to five. Yeah. Man, it's like it's well,
at least you had a kid,like well, I mean I didn't know,

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but you get fat when when you'rea woman has a kid. I
remember that too. Yeah, wellshe needs torry up and getting shape so
I can put the start getting inshape. I don't know, man,
it's it's rough. I kind ofwell, I'm not going to go into
it too much, but I decidedto, you know, deal with some

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things or whatever, you know,and UH ended up like just kind of
taking it easy and going easy onmyself, which meant like not watching what
I eat, not doing anything thatI didn't want to do. It was
like one of those kinds of things. And then, uh yeah, I
just got really fat. And sobut I've been working on it this last

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month or so, and uh,I can see my dick again. So
that's good. That is good.He's still there. What's he said?
He says, Hi, listen,what's important, he sends us love.
What's important is that other people seeyour dick. You know, I don't
someone else is seeing it, Iknow, but I wanted to trim some
hedges and I didn't want to cuthim off on it. Oh yeah,

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I got you. You know,I want to clean it up down man.
Yeah, a little a little bitof a yeah. Yeah, so
I I got. And then,like back in October, I got this
new job and that's been real demanding, and so I have just been not
doing anything. I've just been layinglow and not even doing comedy or anything.

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And then last week I went tothe mic and and I was on
a little show and uh so thatfelt good. And then I got fucking
wasted. Yeah yeah, yeah,yeah we did. Oh lord, yeah
oh we did. It was great. It was a great shop. I

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felt really bad about I just rememberthis. I feel really bad for Christie's
friend. He's I was like hittingon her all super hard, and she
looked like she's about twenty five.No she's not. She's Oh she's older,
she is of age. She's goodto go. Yeah, yeah,
she's cute. I think she wascute. I don't remember. I remember

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she did sing with me doing karaoke. She did, yeah, you guys
karaoke together? And I was Iwas really drunk, Anthony, Oh,
I went crazy. So you did? You hadn't done comedy for a long
time? Yeah, and then youshowed up for the mic and then like,
you showed up for the mic onTuesday. Yeah, you had a
show that Saturday, that Friday,Friday, Yeah, that Friday. How

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long have you had that show bookedout for already? Just like a week?
Hey do you want to come anddo this show? Yeah? But
yeah, and then you're like,well, I haven't really been doing anything.
How did how did that conversation go? How did she get you to
agree with it? She was like, hey, do you wanna do you
want to be on the show withme? Because the people? Okay,

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So the show was there was thisguy named Skippy. Well it's not his
real name, Skip. I forgetwhat his name is now, I don't
either. But he played Skippy onthe show called Family Ties back in the
eighties. Yeah, yeah, sowith people with Kirk Camera No, no,
no, no, yeah, KirkCameron, no, Michael J.

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Fox, Michael, Yeah, that'swhat it was. And then Michael J.
Fox pas was Kirk Camp's sister,Justine Bateman h he was in love
with her and so or maybe itwas yeah, whoever, anyway, one
of the sisters. He was onlyone anyhow, So so he was on

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a show and then but he waslike, yeah, you should do the
show with us and then because youknow it'll be our age people there,
and it was right, and soit was I don't know, it wasn't
good. I had a good set. I was with that. It was
like I hadn't even been away,right, I picked it up. You

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did good at Bills too. Iwas there at Bills on the Mike Night
and then, uh, well Idid. I did good except for the
table I was playing too. Iwas trying to get these like really angry
women. They might have been lasbians, but they they were not having my
shit. No, And I waslike, what the fuck's wrong with you?
Smile smiles, sweet sweetheart. Andthen They didn't like that. They're

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like smiles, sugar tits, Hey, sugar muffing, give us, give
us some bread and a wink pumpkinpipe. Puis, just give me a
little something, Give me a littlesomething, you know, so that usually
works. Man, I don't Iknow, I don't know. You know,
I don't know. You know thisthis new generation with these and things.

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You know, listen, cherry nipples, Give me a little give me
some love, give me a littlebit. It's my first day back.
Yeah, you know, they didn't. They were like, I don't know,
dude, women and women are womenare crazy. So you did that
and then you just jump right intoa pa you paid gig. I was
like, look at Bryan, hejust hit the ground running. He and

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then impressive. It wasn't good.And then well, so you know,
I like to I like to havea couple of cocktails before I go up,
you know, just not drunk.You don't want to be drunk because
then you forget things. But uh, you know, just get the wheels
greased a little bit. And thenso then I got up. I only

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did like ten minutes. So thenI got off and I was done.
You know, Oh no, Ibrought him up. But you can be
drunk to bring someone up because material, you're done doing material. Yeah,
so you're kind of on coast mode, but you had to remember his intro
or had Yeah I read it,which was kridiculous. Ridiculous, Yeah it

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was. And then I don't know, skippy, if you're listening, bro,
you can't do street jokes, likeyou can't do street jokes for people
that pay money to come see you. Yeah, there's a lot of hack
material he did. He pulled hisphone up and was playing songs off his
phone and just was like, oh, this was dedicated to songs, so

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and then just play a regular,normal song like yeah, it's weird,
And I was like, what areyou doing that? He played like ten
songs, twelve songs, not thefull song obviously, but snippet of it,
like you know, good twenty secondsand then and I'm a weird dance
thing. He was a good comedypatron, Like I sat in the back
and I didn't talk and I didn'tput I was bored to tears. He

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was I was ready to go.Yeah, you could tell he wasn't like
I mean, he wasn't a hedid okay, ex give me for listening
in a couple he had a couplea joke. He had a little bit
of good stuff. But he wasn'tlike a but like he did like a
comedian, you know what. I'dsay, like maybe ten or fifteen minutes
in material and then it went offthe rails into this weird totally went off

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the railings and he only did thirtyminutes a celebrity blister or celebrity just you're
there kind of one year and thenpeople just look at you and like I'm
skippy from Yeah, I could giveyou sick home. You know, I
hate it because you know it's crazybecause you know a lot of comics that
are like way for a year thatwill probably work harder. And then dude,

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you step out of his band.Yeah, he was like like man
lifing or whatever. Yeah, likeyeah, it was it a good look
a badass man like it looked up. I don't know, I didn't see
him. He came in like twominutes like actually Bahia was like a minute
forty of forty five and he wasn'tthere, and I was like fuck,

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and then all of a sudden comesto the back door. This was funny.
So he had this music that hewas playing on his phone, the
music that he puts playing on hisphone, and the guy, the owner,
he came up to me and hewas like, yeah, Mark Price
is his name the community. Yeah, okay, yeah Mark, this is

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Mark's uh, this is Mark's music. We're gonna want to get this playing
on the PA. And I waslike, oh, okay, cool,
and he goes, so you wantme to air drop it or I was
like, oh, yeah, I'mnot doing that. I'm not care for
that. Yeah, I'm not doingthat. He was like, oh I
thought I thought you. And I'mlike, why why would you think I

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would be doing that? Yeah?I don't work for this fucking I'm fucking
fifty year old man. Do youthink I look like a DJ? Do
you think I'm like give it upfor Skippy Skippy? No? No,
the stake. I just looked.I just remember I was just looking at

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the guy like, yeah, I'mnot doing that, good man. Well,
also, I don't know how tofucking do that shit. How do
I get this ship from his phoneinto the goddamn Yeah? If he didn't,
and then how do I know theorder or the like? So he'd
be like everything just queued up forhim like it's gonna r just gonna play.
And so what that guy did washe played it on his phone and

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held it up to the microphone.It was weird. It was awkward.
I don't know, dude, itwas weird. So and then he came
over. Oh, and then hecame over. We were a chat.
He had like some merchant stuff orwhatever. And then he came over.
He was like, hey, hedid a great job and stuff. And
I was like, you were outside. He never even saw me, No,

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he didn't. Anyway, I waslike, he called you David a
couple of times. Yeah, hecalled me yea. He was telling the
cries give it, give it upfor day. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah,
he was like giving you props man. Yeah, well he was giving
David props. Yeah. But devil, yeah he is. It's good.
Look at me. So I'll saythis one time I did One time I

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did a show and the comedian theheadliner. It's kind of the same thing.
He had like music incorporated, andhe had his laptop there off stage
and it was all set up andit was hooked up to the pay system
and he had his playlist ready togo, and it was all queued up,
and then he was like, hey, man, can you when I
gave you the signal, just hitplay. He didn't have to do this

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hip play. Yeah, and thenit'll run for like, you know,
seven eight seconds. You'll see whatI'm doing. You'll know when to stop
it. I'll give you the signalstop it. Then like, give the
next signal, go to the nexttrack. And it's just it's it's pretty
simple. It's already separated. Gothat's gotta be so stressful. Yeah,
someone's gonna do that. Yeah.So then I'm just like, uh,
it's just me and him, youknow what I mean. I'm like,

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yeah, yeah, yeah, man, I can do that for you.
And I fucked it up. Idid. He's like, you can't miss
it up in simple playing at thewrong time. I was the challenge accepted.
He's like, shoot the dirty looksand I'm like, is that the
cues that the thing? And Iwas like positive, and then he was
like dance trying to dance you andbe funny. But then I was like,

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I really, I fucking boned itall up for him. And I
didn't do it on you know,I mean like I felt bad, like
man, really, but he putpressure on me that I was not prepared
for you, and I was alreadyYou never sit up as it was doing
the doing the my my fucking part, let what you said. This dude's
fucking DJ. He should have gaveyou a clear, like a clue when
to start playing it, you know. And then she's like, and then

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I got my tits cutting their beltOklahoma. And then he and then he
would play it and he'd be like, I'm sure and then he stopped.
Yeah, there was nothing like that. There was no and keep in mind,
like we didn't go over, therewas no rehearsal. This was like

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as the guy asked, and thatkind of a thing. Absolutely, that's
mean that the fucking dude has setand I was wanting, oh, he's
gonna use his laptop whatever. He'sgot something going on. And then as
the dude's getting ready to you know, I had done my set. I
come off the stage, and thenthe guy's about to introduce him. He
said the credentials and now your headline. You guys reading for your community.
And then and as that's going on, he's like him and you think you
can run this laptop for me.It's part of my bit I need you
double and I'm like, if you'regoing on in ten ten seconds, like

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but yeah, yeah, I'll doit, because I didn't want to say
no, and then he'd be like, you're a piece of shit. Yeah,
but yeah, so that's my experience, so good for you. I'm
just telling him like, I'm notgonna do that because I was like a
deer in headlights and I'm like,yes, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I'll do it, man. Andthen just I'm the kind of person who's
not gonna make you do things forme. Yeah, And I you know,

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I subscribe to what Jesus said wastreat people how you want to be
treated. And so did he saythat, I don't, or Martin Luther
King, somebody said it anyhow,I'll treat others as you would have them
treating of these guys that I havehanging on my wall here. Yeah,
it's one of these guys anyway.And so I don't do that. I

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don't have stuff that I need helpwith and people, I don't expect people
to make me help them because it'sgood. This fucking man, this fucking
dude, Yeah, like I didn'tdeserve that, you know what I mean?
And then I felt and then Ifelt bad afterwards because I'm like,
dude, I'm sorry, do youknow what I do? Anthony Hernandez.

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I get up there? Just meand my voice and my jokes. Yeah,
that's all I got, and that'sall I need. I got my
balls in my word, Yeah exactly. Yeah, this guy gets up,
He's got fucking props and shit.The only person ever did props funny was
Gallagher and maybe Carrots. Yeah,Carrots, I like Carrot Top. I'm

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not gonna lie. Yeah, it'sfine. I think it's fun I mean,
he's it's kind of scary, buthe's he's funny. It maybe a
couple of ventriloquists, dude die,but yeah, you know, even than
it's kind of like that one.That one, uh that one you remember.
Well, you probably don't remember him, but he was real famous in
like the seventies and eighties, andhe had the old Lady. He was

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like this flaming gay dude and hehad like this old lady puppet no and
she touched ship to everybody in thecrowd and stuff. He was really funny.
I don't remember it. Oh yeah, but anyhow, uh, I
barely remember Skippy from family dies,Yeah, you're not missing anything. Plus
he's like, you know, Idon't know. He's got to be at

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least sixty something. You know,he's gotta be older than me because you're
on a TV show in nineteen eightyfive, so he had to be like
twenty and night. He's got tobe at least twelve teenagers older than me.
Yeah, she'd be sixty something.And street jokes. He was up
there doing street fucking hair jet butnot one gray hair, isn't it.

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I know, you know why genetics? No, because he makes everybody else
to do his music and just forhim, and they stressed him about it,
and they ain't got to worry aboutsomething. I would have just destroyed
that whole You guysn't had the rightmaterial. He's got a fucking joke book
that he bought Walmart. He's like, oh, this is a good one.
Two guys, oh were they wereokay? Two guys dream about remember

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one guy dreams about skiing. Iwas like talking to someone. I was
sitting They had a couch by thedoor and I was sitting over there and
there was someone by me and hesaid something and I said, that's a
street joke, and then I wentback into my blacked out, but it
was enough to pull you out fora second. I was like, that's
a street joke. Yeah, andthey were, and they were, and

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they were not only were they streetjokes, they were street jokes from his
era when he was on TV,like they were when I was a little
kid. Even they were jokes.They were like and my buddy stole we
were kids, uh huh fucking fifthgrade or you heard your uncle tell your
dad or something. Yeah, theywere just goofy, dirty jokes like that.
Yeah, he was walking people andstuff. Anyway, if you haven't

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seen him, go, you know, buy a ticket and go see him.
It's really good for him. Andhere's the thing is we're sitting here
hating and talking ship for him,but you open up. I mean,
yeah, I'm yeah, he's heheadlined there, you know, I mean
I didn't headline there. He wasso like, yeah, what I just
found like a hater at this pointof those people. Yeah, and it's
not sour grapes. It's just like, you know, I would feel if

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if I if I had a gigand people paid money to come and see
me, and I would feel guilty. Tell the street jokes. Yeah,
I would at least have my own, even my material was shitty, it
would be my material. You wouldknow that people would expect to hear more
than their old uncle's dirty jokes whenthey show up to you. You know
what You're like, Yeah, Iremember these might uncles and be my kids

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dirty jokes because they haven't heard himyet exactly. Yeah, he should have
noticed crowd. He should be like, oh yet these people heard it was
before Yeah, anyway, whatever,anyway, the gigs a gig, you
got paid gigs a gig. Itwas fun, it was nice, and
it was a good crowd. Itwas a great crowd. It was a
good crowd, man, it was. It's actually in a bar that's like

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about a half a mile from whereI grew up, so it's like my
people, Yeah, my people.I wanted that. He has said,
don't you fucking dare do it?She was like already pissed, But I
was. I was gonna get upthere and go, oh shit. I
thought I was in a Ma Magarally for a second, which you probably

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would have got a huge fucking roundof applause. It would have it would
have fucking killed I would have clappedfor that. They would have loved it.
Yeah, he would have loved Theyhave thought it was hilarious. They'd
have been like fuck yeah. Andbut he why would actually say not to
do that? I don't know.He did a show with Rob Schneider,
and Rob Schneider is a huge megafan. Oh fuck yeah. The other thing
is is but he was only rightabout one thing. My abortion jokes,

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which I think are funny. Istill think that they're funny. I'm gonna
bust you know, I'm gonna gonext week and I'm gonna bust them out.
Yeah at the mic. Yeah,it's gonna do all of tomorrow change.
Yeah. I don't know. Idon't know if I'm ready to go
back there. So I okay,so here, I'll tell you this much.
It's pretty dirty. It was stillit didn't like what I mean,

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it was cool. It looked alot better than it was. It can
do some work though. Yeah.Well I just maybe it's because I was
really drunk and it was dark orwhatever, but it didn't seem like it
was that different. The video gamesare going, which is sad. Yeah,
the video games are going, whichthat's good. Yeah, So I
didn't go everywhere, but they did. They moved the bar around and so

(26:53):
so I've been there a couple oftimes now for their mic and it's good
man, it's well. So thefirst time I went right there was probably
nine comedians maybe went up, andthere was a good crowd. The hostess
cool. Yeah, yeah, hostesslike, I don't know they they they're

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they're cool. So I went backthis last week and uh talked to one
of my buddies and had him gotoo, and I think there was only
one other comedian besides me and him. I mean, it was just us.
It was only us. There wasn'ta crowd, there was no people
there. It was like four ofus. And when my buddy got up,

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they called him first, I meanthe host this and the and his
their friend that was with them.I mean, when my friend went up
on stage, they got up andthe left like they like, oh,
smoke breaker. I don't know,I don't know where they were. So
then it was just like me staringat my friend on stage. How was
he supposed to do matial? Youknow what I mean? Like, yeah,

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he still did. It was funny. He did a lot of fun
mail. So then when they sitin the same thing when I went up
there, I mean I got lucky, well, a couple of people.
The people there, no, no, no, no people. Oh no
regular people. No, you gottahave regular people. So then when I
went yeah, when I went upon stay, he's luckily, like two
a couple of people walked in,maybe four people as I was up there.
So then I'm like, great,and I have someone to talk to

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you, and it made a littleeasier. Yeah, but I was like,
man, were we that bad thelast time? That just people just
decided not to come this week.Oh it's a new place. Yeah,
And I don't know, but theyhad a good crowd I'm saying the first
time I was there, and thenthe second time it was no crowd.
They non existent and there wasn't anypeople playing like dark tournaments and stuff,

(28:48):
no, nothing like that. Itwas hard. That was a hard play.
That was right after the pandemic,and everybody was like all out of
practice and stuff. But we wereso happy just to be just being holding
a microphone out because at that point, I mean everyone was doing zoom shit.
Yeah. It was awful. Inever even tried. Yeah, I
couldn't. I never even I feltlike I was doing the fucking zoom one

(29:10):
did there the other night. Yeah, because I can't. I can't do
I gotta have the people like Ihad to have someone's face looking at me.
I'll take it back. There's acouple of hot chakes in the back.
I want him to stare at meand watch me and my guys.
I want to own them. Yeah, while I'm doing it, while I'm
feeding them. Yeah, exactly.You want to be in total control,
total control. You want to havethem eating out of the palm you're heading.

(29:32):
You want to be able to feedoff their energy. You want to
be able to feel. Yeah,you can't do that through zoom, not
really. And you know good andbad like and they hit you with a
laugh. You gotta feel the laughand you gotta then I hit you with
negative You're like, oh, Igotta change up here real quick. Yeah.
Yeah, you have to feel thatsting. You have to feel that

(29:52):
scene. Speaking of this thing,Ron was there that first that runt,
he was there. He still doesn'tlike going to bills. He's anti he's
anti bills. I think he's stillsalty about that whole thing. Yeah,
we made a power move and he'soh yeah, power moved power movie.

(30:17):
I was moving in a shaking yeah. Shot him down. Man. He
was on. He came on thepodcast one time. He was terrible.
Remember, remember were so excited He'sgonna be great. I know this guy
for thirty fucking years. I can'twait. It's gonna be great. He
never said He said like five wordsthe whole time. Yeah, man,
yeah, oh yeah man. Shityeah. I was just like I just

(30:41):
wanted to kick him out of hischair. It was like here, I
fucking hyped up, hype you upand everything and shit. That was a
rough one. But it was arough one. Uh. We had another
guy on and that was our listeningto episode still to this day. You
know what's funny is the title wasn'teven provocative. I mean, there's nothing
this is interesting about it. Youhave a real title. Oh yeah,

(31:04):
it was just his name, hisname yack. Oh, that's what we
were doing, was just put theirname. Maybe he has he shares the
name of somebody famous or something.Could he could very well? Yeah,
he picked a good name, Isuppose because that literally and it's not even
close, like the numbers for thatepisode compared to the one. I mean

(31:26):
there, I think him and hishusband got married their way. They could
yeah, they could have. Theythey might have. No, I'm just
I'm like, I love them.Yeah they Then she's a nice she's a
nice lady. She is. Well, now i've trash talked to things.

(31:52):
Just said, you know, youknow what really grinds my gears? Now
I remember? Now this works.Yeah, this is how we did really
start talking. This is proper therapy. This is good. Just get off
our chest. The problem and theproblem with this is that I forget that

(32:14):
people. It goes out into thepublic world. Yeah, people can hear
it, people listen to it,and I just forget. So I just
say whatever comes into my fucking Andthat's the fucking lead brain. That's the
part that I fucking hate because there'sso much stuff that I want to say,
but I can't. You know,there's stuff that you have you have
to actually go because you're heavily policed. Yeah, you live in a police

(32:37):
state. Yes, you live witha boot on your neck. You lick
it. You're a bootlick he's witha boot on your lips. How do
you how do you lick the bootwhen it's on your neck? So it's
a like I'll never forget. Onetime I am was that work and my

(32:58):
boss had mentioned something like, ohyeah about the podcast. Yeah. I
hadn't even I had no clue thatshe even knew. Oh yeah. And
I'm like what She's like, hey, your podcast a little bit. It's
funny. I'm like, you've listenedto the podcast. She's like yeah.
I'm like, oh please, don'tlisten to it anymore, like oh yeah
yeah. And then and then myboss's boss, who was the main boss.

(33:21):
Yeah, the head native in chargeof the whole operation, you know,
has come to a show before,you know, has been to an
actually a real gig. It really, you know, I'm not not just
the mic. We're warming up andmessing around. But she was front row
at a show and she was likeI was like, oh, hey,

(33:42):
good to see blah blah blah,you know, like I was legit happy
to see them. And then shesaid, don't be nervous, said I'm
here. I just want you todo how you normally do. And I'm
thinking, like, no, heyman, now now I am nervous.
That's fine until you said that,you know, like, while you punched
the planet that seed, and I'mlike, you're not my boss right now.
You just just be a person.Just be a person. Just be

(34:02):
cool. Man. But yeah,yeah, it would mess me up.
Totally going to mess me up becausethen I'm like, oh, man,
should I shoot? And I thinkI did adjust. I did adjust my
set and I took some some stuffout my material and I changed it because
because of the fact that she kindof threw me off. But she's mentioned

(34:23):
my podcast before too, so Iknow she's listened to before a lot of
people. Just let I remember myboss said, hey, so and So,
I said, you have a podcast. It's really funny. And I
said, please don't listen to it, please, I do not. Yea.
She's like seriously, And I said, yes, please, just please
don't ever listen to it. Shesaid, okay, and I don't think

(34:44):
she did. Please don't ever doWhat podcast do you listen to? Do
you listen to any podcast? Me? No, I listened to I listen
to Wait, Wait, Don't TellMe, which is like a game show
on PR. Okay, And Imay or may not listen to Rogan sometimes

(35:07):
like a lot. Okay, No, I like, I haven't listened to
Broken I. I really like,I haven't listened to him a while though,
actually not for anything in particular,for well, you know what irritates
me is it's like people are like, oh, fucking how can you listen
to Roguan Ball. Well, it'snot like it's just fucking Rogan sitting there

(35:28):
talking for two hours. It's themost interesting, the most interesting people in
the world on there for two hours. When are you ever gonna be able
to sit and just talk to generalfor two hours? Exactly? It's he
barely talks this let he's really goodat it. Yeah, he lets people
talk. He asked him questions,and he asked the kind of questions that

(35:51):
I would ask him if I washere. They're thinking of, like I
wonder and then he'll ask it.I mean, I've I've seen, I've
I've listened to people on He's gota lot better two Like, yeah,
I believe like he's he's really good. Yeah, I've listened to people on
there that I never thought I wouldever listen to. And just like I
found like like fucking Ted Nugent.Yeah. I was like, I was

(36:15):
like, oh, this is gonnabe a disaster. I like Ted Uncle.
Ted started talking and I was like, holy shit, Ted's making sense.
Yeah, sounds crazy. I waslike, fuck, he's right about
that, right, right about that? M yeah, I mean, and
a lot of a lot of differentpeople like that, Yeah, they're taking

(36:35):
our job. They're good. Mfucking a dude. And then uh and
what's cool is it's fucking Ted Nugentone day and then the next day it's
some astrophysicists, you know what Imean. But it's just as fucking captivating.
And then he has like crazy likeyou know, he'll have like crazy

(36:57):
like you have fo people on there. It's just really fucking interesting. And
so you know, like he hadBernie Sanders on there, he had like
he had Tulsi Garret, he hadevery fucking celebrity can ever. He's not
buy like he seems. He seemshe'll talk to anybody, and they say,
well, how do you pick yourguests? It's just people I want

(37:20):
to talk to, people looking talkingto Yeah, and uh, like they're
all they're all you know. Oneof the most interesting people I listened to,
although he was really interesting annoying tolisten David Lee Roth. Okay.
He was like he was on thereand he's like, okay, okay,

(37:42):
okay. I kept saying, okay, okay, do you hear that when
you pick up and then that's here. Okay, yeah, now I'm gonna
have to go listen to that episodejust they can catch. But it's funny
because you like, like I seeDavid Lee Roth in my head, like
this big blonde like lions main hairand all this stuff. And then he

(38:06):
gets on Joe Rogan and he's like, you know, a seventy year old
little Jewish man. You know,it's so weird, nothing like music videos
watching. Yeah, he looks likelike a like a like a loud singer,
like a had a like a cruise, like a cruise. Damn.
It was like, come hot forteacher. Hey man, I've got a

(38:35):
question. I forgot my pencil.Yeah, I got a shiny man apple.
Why who do you listen? Doesyour friend you remember your religious friend
who had the Seahawks? Yeah?Or is that still going? So that's
who I invited to the open mic. That's who came. Oh is that

(38:55):
Jesse Roberts? Oh Jesse, yeah? Remember So remember his friend he thought
he was gonna go to hell becausehe talked to us? Oh yeah,
his football friend. Yeah, thatguy. I don't think. I don't
know if he talks to that guyanymore or whatever. But that guy was
really he did not like us.He didn't like me. He didn't like
the pod. Yeah, podcast.He I think he said something about it.

(39:17):
I can't remember exactly. I'm fuckingburning hell. I just dude took
shots on us. Yeah, butyeah, the truth is we probably will
go to hell, but it won'tbe because of what we said on the
podcast. Yeah, exactly, It'llbe like saving grace right now, help
people. Yeah, he made alittle bit of sense once in a while
online here. Okay, Yeah,this is for our listeners that need help.

(39:40):
This is medicine. We're we're dishingbecause this is the tip of the
iceberg as far as this brain likethe things. I wish I could say,
yeah, oh man, come catchme at a show and we'll really
discuss the things. Yeah. SoJesse, he it was just me and
him at the mic, and uhhe he's been up to a lot.

(40:00):
He's so. He has a newpodcast. It's called New Way Stories and
it's super it's super cool. Ilisten to it's pretty funny. And now
I'm taking shots at his podcast.But he's got a co host on there
who's like super animated and like inyour face, and he does all these

(40:22):
impressions and stuff and it's it's prettygood. Oh yeah, I might have
to call you back player. Uhthat I want to say. Yeah,
sometimes to the to the point whereit's like it can be a bit much
sometimes, but like there it's it'sfunny where I can really get into it.

(40:44):
But at the end of the day, it's like a Christian podcast,
so they really Yeah. So thenat the end, like for some reason
whatever they're talking about, well we'llgo into I don't know if they mean
to do this on purpose what happens, but he just goes into like kind
of almost like preaching him. Wellyou know, and you know fucking and
You're like that's it. Yeah,And then I'm like fast forward thirty seconds

(41:07):
side of time. Uh, that'sblowing you out. Yeah, that's my
work phone. What's I probably shouldn'tsaid O loud and here case my boss
is listening. I'm not ignoring mywork phone, but I'll shoot him a
text message and find out what's goingon. Yeah. Yeah, there's like
they got these like life lessons andI'm just like, yeah, yeah,
you're losing me here, man,I'm here for the comic books. I'm

(41:30):
here for, you know, we'rehere talk about they talk about movies,
comics and that. I'm there forthat. But I wonder what happened to
that guy's life. It made himso religious, you know, just screw
up like that. He was ayouth pastor and uh and so he just
like came up in it. Thisis all about his life, man.
Yeah. Yeah, maybe that's whatlike my mom like, and so that's

(41:53):
the thing is his co host,his buddy is a is a pastor,
like he's starting in the church andall this stuff. And so Mike.
But when we were kids, likemy mom would take me to church,
like take us to church like aonce in a while. Yeah, and
then like my grandparents would make mego to church if I stayed the night
at their house or whatever. Butlike, I don't know, it was

(42:16):
like it wasn't like a common themeand nobody was real religious or anything.
And maybe that's what it takes liketo get I don't know. I'm just
I'm just out way. Like ifyou came over here and said, hey,
I got a new Lamborghini, I'dbe like, where is it?

(42:37):
You know what I'm saying, Like, yeah, I want to see.
I want to see and that's howit is. Well, right, I
want to touch it. I wantto My best friends, a guy named
Jesus. We'll bring him on andbring him up right cool. You know
he got a girlfriend that she cooked, ye cook out of his house,
so let's see what's going on.He's like, yeah, he's got some

(42:58):
a couple loaves of bread and somefish in his basket. Everybody, I
bet it's good. Yeah, butyeah, dude, I don't know.
I don't sit. There's this uh, this girl I work with, you
know, yeah, and she's likeshe's super religious and everything. And I
just kind of roaster about it becausebecause it seems so silly to Its just

(43:25):
a roaster about it because like youknow, like when people are talking about
Bible stuff and stuff like that.Yeah, to me, it sounds like
people talking about like Star Wars orlike just a movie. Yeah, and
you're like, you see that thatstory sucks, like you have one.

(43:49):
It's like, I mean, Iguess it's this. It's I mean,
it's almost the same thing as likeyou know how Superman never kills Lex Lex
lucre Lu Luthor. Yeah, hedoesn't kill him because you need the bad
guy to keep, you know,so he's like, oh, put you
in jail, then he gets outor whatever. But that's the thing.

(44:10):
But like if you were like agod in the universe and it was all
powerful and could snap your fingers andanything could happen, and you just let
that guy live, you're a fuckingdick, like, yeah, just fix
it. Also, you could justbe like, you know what, it's
cool man, whatever, and justlet everybody slide. You wouldn't do like

(44:30):
this big theatrical thing. You wouldturn the other cheek. You would give
it. Yeah, yeah, Imean I don't know. So we were
talking about it the other day andI was like, that's just you know,
it'd be a boring story if itwas like the God made us and
then he got pissed off because weate this apple he didn't like it or
whatever. But then he was like, what ill fuck it. Whatever,

(44:51):
I love you, you can goto heaven. You know what. The
whole the whole Bible would be like, you know, a paragraph and then
that's not a good story. Yougotta have a protagonist and an antagonist,
you gotta have a climax is agood story. You know that movie Dirty
Work with Nor McDonald. Favorite fuckingline is when you know, they find

(45:13):
out that they're brothers and he's like, hey, he's my brother, and
then his girlfriend's like, wait aminute, you guys are brothers because they
had been best friends their whole entirelife and then they just found out that
they were brothers. And he waslike, yeah, we're brothers, and
she's like what you guys are brothersand then Norm McDonald looks at her and
he was like, yeah, it'sa long story. And then Artie Lang
says, my dad boned his mom, and then he's all, okay,

(45:34):
so it's a short story. That'smy fucking favorite, Like, oh man,
I forgot about Dirty Work. DirtyWork, that's the best movie.
Yeah, sometimes you gotta remind thehand who was a rooster or the best
The best part is when when they'reat the bar, yeah, and they're

(45:57):
drinking and then they're gonna get intoa bar fight and it's just Norm McDonald
party like, and then they're they'repick a fight with like these five or
six guys and up and they're likeyou want to fight? And then Norm
McDonald's like, yeah, can Ibe on their side? And then and
then Chris Marley, Chris Harley standingat the fucking jukebox and he puts some
money in and then whoever's with him, he was like, looks like it's

(46:20):
gonna be a brawl. Hope heplayed something good and he was like,
yeah, ruling Stones, street fightingman and seven. He's all, he's
all G seven And then the guywas all, you just pushed G eight
and he's all, if you're likebeing the Coladas and boom, that dude

(46:44):
just fucking hits Norm McDonald and juststart fighting. But I fucking love that's
great movie. It's great, man. I need to watch it. But
I remember the stupid parts, likeI remember the whole thing. It's so
funny it is. I love thatmovie. I'm pretty sure I have.
At last, I didn't get mynose bit off by a sagon or you

(47:04):
son of a bit. He goes, I saw you down there and he
and he just laughs out Chris Farley'sship. Oh he's so funny. God,
that's a good movie. Oh man. Yeah see then then uh now

(47:27):
I feel like when you just jumpinto some more Bible studies, yeah,
yeah, I don't know all thatshit, like in Revelation with the with
the fucking the lion with the tailwith the I don't know, all this
stuff and the bears and all thisship, and then it's like it's an
acid trip. It could be itfor Moses. He went up there and

(47:51):
fucking but there's crazy things in theBible that never happened, like the whole
like the Jews were the slaves andEgypt and all that stuff. There's literally
no archaeological evidence that that ever happened. Really, yeah, it's not never
happened. The forty year thing wherethey wandered in the desert for forty years

(48:14):
and all that shit never happened.There's no evidence of it. I don't
know. No, look it up, dude, I mean, don't look
it up on ken Hamm's website,but look it up on like a real
it's real archaeological you know. Soif they found if they found them evidence

(48:37):
said it that they happened with thatchanged your point of view. No,
who doesn't even matter, No,it doesn't matter. But the thing is
just like they tell him, youknow, they tell people this is a
fact, and it's not a factyet, Like it hasn't been proven.
None of that ship's proven, No, none, of it's proven and none
there's no proof that none of thosepeople exist, like the historical figures of

(48:58):
the time those people Bull existed,Yeah, solomn King Solomon and all that
shit. I I believe the Bibleas far as like Jesus literally, yeah,
so I believe the Bible as asfor like learning lessons from it.

(49:21):
You know, you mean taking things, being able to hate gays and stuff.
Yeah, you know what I mean, because it's unnatur So there,
you know, there's some things,you know, as far as like forgiveness
and loving your neighbor, and there'sa lot of good stuff in there as
far as that goes. I thinkyou're right. It's not maybe historically correct.

(49:44):
But here's the thing that gets meis so it's written down by apostles,
right, and it's their point ofview, But it's like, who
doo. You just have to takeit, you know, I mean,
you just have to this is whatit is. You have to believe it.
How do I know fucking Paul wasn'tsome fucking thief? How I know
he wasn't some the logical liar?How do I know? I don't know
he's got you know, the Biblebooks were written about four or five hundred

(50:07):
years after Jesus existed, right,I mean some of them. No,
they all are an they're written inreal time. But there they were.
They were scrolled down in real timeby the apostles. No, they weren't
sure they were. No, itwas written. No, dude, it's
a scam. It's a scam,religious scam. And you know, I'll

(50:28):
say that the Virgin both the Virgin, like all the vis all just a
scam. So there's forests, it'shercules, all of those. They all
just serve rip offs of each other's. Yeah, but that doesn't take the
way away from the fact there's stilla lot of good less holy grand mentions

(50:49):
Jesus more times than the Bible does. Yeah. That so it's like it's
a cran wrong because it has Jesustoo. Fu. Yeah, it's wrong,
it's wrong. It's all wrong.I don't know. I'm just kidding.
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know anything about the
Koran, the Koran and the Koran. But like I said, there's a
good lessons to be learned from me. I wouldn't you know, I wouldn't

(51:10):
go fucking knocking door to door sothat make sure everybody fucking read it.
But you know, if you wantto model your own life, wouldn't go
knock came door to door for anything. I don't. I'll say this,
I don't believe. I don't likeor agree with religion, but I still
keep my faith, you know whatI mean, I still have faith in

(51:31):
certain things. So and then that'sbased off of my own experiences or my
own you know. Yeah, Ithink everybody has their own. You have
to have you have to have something, you know, I mean, you
have to have something, even ifyour belief is I don't believe in that
shit, it's nothing and I'm justgonna live my life and be cool.
Then cool man. I'm not gonnasay that there is no possible way something

(51:53):
doesn't exist because I don't know.Maybe it does. Maybe we're gonna see.
I don't know. I think thatit's not Jesus and stuff, because
why do you think of something better? Like yeah, like you know,
like fucking Peter Parker's a more interestingcharacter than Jesus is. Yeah, I

(52:15):
would do a Peter Parker religion.I mean, it has just as much
clear credibility as the Bible does.I've been known to be a bit of
a web slinger myself, shoot alittle flip on somebody. Yeah, yeah,
although it would be kind of hardto like muster up a web when

(52:35):
you're like, say, you're fallingoff of a building and just bend like
god damn it, all the grosscoming fast. You'd be like the old
you imagine that would be like aBatman character and you shoot it out your
dick but you're ejaculate. Everyone's like, god damn, he scaped again because
I'm not touching him. The badguys are like Robbin, the Robin the

(53:01):
safety deposit truck or whatever. Andthen he's just out there. Just as
soon as they come out, he'sjust wearing a wearing a trench coat and
they're like, oh, man,beat it man, Oh it's beat it
man. The pressure. Can youimagine the pressure. Yeah, it's like

(53:25):
having sex with somebody for the firsttime. Every time you go to try
to save the day. Yeah,God forbid this back to back crime,
because like, man, can youhold up about twenty minutes. Then there's
a subplot of how his girlfriend hateshim because he's like he never has any
he never has anything left for her. At the end, of the day
man, and he's trained himself togo as fast as possibly can't. She's

(53:47):
never satisfied even when she does getit. His stroke counts at like nineteen.
He's like, he's like goddamn professional. Yeah, and he can bust
out like three like his His bestcrime fightings first thing in the morning.
Sometimes sometimes in the middle of thenight because about because about seven o'clock he's
just it's done. I wake upabout three and I'm just ready to fucking

(54:10):
crush crime. He wakes up witha beat down. Oh yeah, And
then that's how he gets That's howhe that's how he finds out that there's
crimes going on. He gets aboner. That's like, that's his that's
his bad signal. A student divisionsongs. Beat down some crime. Something's

(54:31):
a foot beat off, some crimebeat off. I beat off some bad
guys. This just went downhill fast. No, I think this is good.
This is good. This is goodstuff. This is good. Yeah.
Well I don't think I don't thinkit was I don't think this is

(54:51):
horrible For a return. Now,dude, we're on a big hiatus.
Ever, we're gonna turning the max. So what do you think what do
you think are recordings as should bewhenever we feel like it or if we
do that, well, we'll seeyou next year probably next year. Sorry
annual podcast. Yeah, he'll comeon next year. Well Brisky is dead,
so, uh, I don't knowhow to make the intro music.

(55:15):
Yeah, you know he had theMP three saved on his phone. So
we're gonna come up with some newintro music yea. Oh man, yeah,
dude, it's it's crazy. Ohyeah, don't die, man,
No, I won't die. I'mgonna try not to, you know.

(55:36):
I mean, we're all gonna youknow, I probably won't. I will
probably next what everybody says, though, I will never die. Abraham's Lincoln
said that before he went to thetheater. That is my favorite. So
I'll say this. I was lockedup with this one kid, and uh

(55:58):
he was this do He was fuckingbuilt like I'm out even told this story
before, but dude was super likebuff. He was working all the time,
young kid. He had to belike twenty three, twenty two,
and at one time he was tellingus this story when he was living on
the streets and he was just doinglike tons of meth. You know what,
I mean like he was tons offucking math. We've all been there.

(56:20):
Yeah, you know what I'm talkingabout. And and that person was
me and so coming a maiden story. Yeah, and my teeth still are.
I've never fucking fully reco I usedto run around thinking I was some
superhero called beat Off Man man fighting. Cried no, So he was like,

(56:40):
yeah, I used to run around. I was homeless and I was
just doing a ton of meth.He's like, and I had this denim
jacket, but I cut the sleevesoff so it was a vest and I
took like as a giant sharpie,like one of them fat ones magic markers,
and he wrote on the back,I will never die. That's literally
what I said on the back.And I'm like, that's the most rocker
shit ever. Like it's a badass, it's a hell of a prediction.

(57:02):
Yeah, And I'm like it maybeat the time the story I had proceeds
to use up all his heartbeats.Yeah with crystal meth. Yeah, because
that just puts your heart into hyperdress. You literally do so then so
now I say that sho all thetime. But that's where I got it
from my god, from the studioslocked up with you know, he's still

(57:23):
alive, super duperth. I can'teven remember it's your real name, honestly,
and that was Jesse Roberts has hisown religious podcast and it's a Circle
of Life. Circle of Life.Meth brought it all around together. His

(57:43):
background. Well, they say it'sbad for you, but do we really
know. Yeah, it's you know, it's more bad for everybody else around
you, but for you. Forpeople doing it, they're great. Yeah,
that can't be that. That's kindof energy. It's insane focus.
You can take things apart. Andthose of people who can't fucking mind their

(58:04):
own business, they're the ones whohave a problem with it. I bought
my youngest daughter a car and Ireplaced several suspension components like the struts and
tyrods and all of that stuff inthe car. And I could use some
meth, because you when you're workingon a car, you get real bored,

(58:27):
and you really the old give up, get frustrated again. They give
up kicks in so good and morethan I could chew here. I couldn't
get one bolt off of one tyrodand I was like fuck it, And
I called the mechanic and He's like, we're out like ninety days, and
I was like, fuck, nowI have to finish it. Yeah,
you no choice, but I did. Yeah. But if you'd had some

(58:49):
meth, you don't know, Iwould have to. I've had some meth.
I would have done it all nightlong. You installed a new stereo
and the meticulously clean. It wouldhave been showroom. It would have been
perfect. I don't know, butmyth I don't know. Maybe it's getting
expensive about it? Well, Ithink we should call it. I don't

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want to. I don't want touse it all up you. Yeah.
I don't want to be like beatoff guy and just be spacing just after
this first one. I know.I think we should try to do like
in every other week Cadence or somethinglike that. I don't know. We'll
see, Yeah, we'll see.I don't know. Let's let our listeners
decide. Yeah, you any plugs? No? Do you have a plug?

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I got a show coming up inNovember, but I will talk about
that later. We got weeks.We got weeks to talk about that now.
Really. Yeah, so I havea show. I'll be at the
telep uh No, I will notbe I'll be at the muncle Shoot Casino
all the Uncle shoot. Yeah,at the Muncle Shoot Casino November seventeenth,

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but they offered me again it's aFriday. And then uh, a few
weeks back, I got an emailfrom the booker and they asked if I
wanted to do something at Angel theWinds Casino that they have a show on
Thursday, one of the lounges there. I guess yeah, And then I
turned that down and I'm like,no, I'm all right, sorry,

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And I was trying to be professional, like to be polite and stuff.
I'm like, I can't. Ican't take two days off of work,
you know what I mean. I'malready taking Friday off to do this fucking
other show. And honestly, itdoesn't pay enough because I lose a ship
ton of money on the casino floor, you know what I mean? Honestly?
Well, I mean, but that'snot their fault. That's their fault.

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I have a fucking problem. Yeah, you have cambling, Yeah,
forget the problems. So and Ialso have a losing problem, like I
don't waits. So it's not worthit to me to miss work. All
your gambling starters, I only rememberone where you came out. Okay,
but you netted even I netted youand I hit I hit one for like
nine hundred bucks. Yeah, yeah, nine hundred bucks that night, but

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I had and I walked out evenI'm like, I think you're one of
the people that wait till midnight.So you're atm Yeah exactly, I'm fucking
playing and I'm like, I maxout my thing and then at midnight,
oh before we end up speaking ofthat. Oh yeah, uh the other
day, dude, I'll tell youthis the other just yesterday, motherfucking yesterday,

(01:01:28):
I left for lunch, so Iwent and watched the Mariners, right,
went went to Seattle the other dayand went to the Marriers game.
Yeah, I feel like we shouldhave talked about this at the beginning of
the episode. I don't know why. I like, also, I have
stuff to talk about now that you'retrying to wrap it up. So we
done the things we said we weregonna do. That's okay, that's okay,
we're gonna get back in agree withthis, like remember how to do
this? So like we were reallygood at it before. But anyways,

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I went to Seattle, I wentto the Mariners game. Native American Night
Mariners kicked ass, right, theywon like eight to zero, seven to
zero something like that. They fuckedup Oakland, and over there, I'm
using my debit card buying different thingsto go around. So then today,
I, you know, like yesterday, you know, I'm back and I
go to lunch, and then whileI'm sitting there, I actually go to

(01:02:14):
my other bank to make my truckpayment. I get a text message from
my bank and it says, youknow, is this one of your charges?
And it showed me it was acharge for forty cents from some company
I had never fucking heard of before. That's not good, and it said,
text back, yes if it's you, and know if it's not.
So then I text back no,like immediately like nope, that's not me.

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And then instantly boom, my bank'scalling me and they said, okay,
we're detective fraudulent activity. We're gonnashut shut off your debit card.
So I'm like for lunch or afterlunch. Luckily it was right after lunch.
I had just paid, and andthen it's kind of embarrassing because then
I started reading back your fucking chargesto you, like how about a burger

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king for twenty seven eighty two.I'm like, yeah, that's me yourself.
What about Taco Bell for forty oneninety six, Yeah, that's also
me. How about McDonald's. Allthese charges are on the same day.
I'm like, yeah, says that'sme. Got down, that's that's a
problem. Fuck man, leave mealone. You badging me. So we're
going through the charges and all,you know, the charge of mics is

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but seven Seattle too. And thenthe lady says, are you at a
seven eleven right now? And I'mlike, no, actually a different thing.
I know I'm not. And shesays, someone's trying to use your
card right now to purchase a prepaidvisa card at a seven eleven? What
seven eleven? I didn't even ask. I'm just like, I just like,
that's not me. Yeah, I'mthinking maybe like in Seattle somewhere.

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Yeah, I actually have no idea, but I'm like, that's not me.
So literally, within a minute,you know what I mean that that
that fucking charge went through for fortyseconds, for forty seconds, went for
forty cents, and then seconds laterI'm on the phone with her, and
then you know, seconds after that, they're trying to buy visa cards and
I'm just the forty cent was alllike some tester see if it's on exactly,

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just to see if the ship worksor if they camps get her fiddle
go through. Yeah, and theydidn't waste any time. But it was
like, thank god that I wasfucking had my phone, like I saw
that message company when responded, becausetotally, because if not, I mean
seconds later, they're already. Youknow, the visa cards you get to
like five hundred bucks, you know, so, and so you think it

(01:04:24):
happened at the ballpark. I thinkso somebody packed in there pretty tight.
Yeah, you know what, becauseI have my card, you know what
I mean. So they had topull me info from a vendor or something.
When I go out of town,when I do stuff like that,
I always use a credit card.I never used my take card. That's
smart. You're supposed to do itlike that. You're supposed to do like
that because I always use my creditcard because I don't. I don't want

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to spend my money. I don'twant to get my money stolen. Yeah
exactly. And you know what,I sell shit out of their money.
I don't give a fuck. Yeah, that shits with my bank. You're
taking my cash out. Now I'mfast your money. Yeah, and I
might get it back in ninety daysfrom now, kid, take a minute.
Yeah, it's gonna take a while. And then there's a credit card
they could just ride. I don'tgive a five Yeah, go ahead,
max that fuck around. Yeah,I got some charges on there that I'm

(01:05:06):
trying to hide. Anyway, I'mgonna say it's you're included. I think
I lost it about the day beforeyesterday. Well I don't know, and
didn't go to an appliant store andyeah, And honestly that went through my
head. When they're going to mychargers, I wanted to be like what
mariners get Seattle. I know,I live in top What the hell?

(01:05:27):
If it's fast food, it's me. But anything else, no idea,
money, it's me. Yeah,anything. Yeah, I don't know what
you're talking. I don't know whatyou're so now I'm rolling with no fucking
debit cards words, I don't know. Three to five business days? Oh
really? Yeah, then they makeit like they're doing me a fucking favorite,
cause they're like world three to fivebusiness days. Well, I'm gonna
expedit it for you. It's twentyfive dollars and I'm like, I'm not

(01:05:48):
paying twenty five dollars and then she'slike, well, I guess I can
wave it. I'm like, you'regonna have to or I guess I'll just
have to wait three to five businessdays, like I'm not. Yeah,
you know, I hate that whenthey trying to make it sound like they're
doing you a favor and then they'relike, yeah, they'll only be like
twenty bucks, and you're like,it's not like. It's not like Grandma

(01:06:09):
has to come out of retirement,walk down to the fucking credit card mine
and then peel one out of thestone and then bring it back to the
plant and carve it by hand.Exactly Why does it cost twenty five bucking
dollars. It's a piece of plastic, yeah, and it's nothing. If
this fucking Joe Schmow off the streetcan still the NFO and print it onto
a brand new there, yeah,he can make one. I know this

(01:06:31):
fucking my bike can make that.I know you can make them. And
if you just have the power tosay, oh, okay, I'll just
wave the feet and it's no bigdeal, then just do that in the
first place. Don't throw it inmy fucking face. Yeah, you know
what I meant customer service. You'relike, yeah, the normal fucking you
give me. It doesn't feel betterthat you also have to say, I'm
not gonna tell my friends. Oh, Chase waved a twenty five dollars feet

(01:06:54):
to get me a new card soI could spend my money that they have
in their their account that they feedthat they try me feast month for holding
it for me. Yeah, it'sa fucking another stand. The other thing
is money's not even real. Money'sdefinitely not fucking real. We're learning that.
You see that they had to runon the banks were like a few
months ago. People. Oh man, we got lot of stuff talking about

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bast talk about two weeks whatever.Tomorrow I'll requarter only episode right. This
is Brian Briskey, this is Anthasigning off. We'll see you next time. Face,