July 1, 2023 • 32 mins
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The Qualifiers at Casino Square are in the books, and that means we only have one more day of Marbula One left! We are here to chat about the track, and the qualifiers today, as well as make our predictions for tomorrows race!
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The season finale qualifiers at Casino Squarein the books and while some Marvels at
the top cracked under pressure, othershave made booths to solidify their spot in
the Marbula one history. We're hereto chat about make our final predictions for
the season. To sit back,strapped down and ready roll. Whoa,
(00:29):
whoa, whoa. Hey, everybody, welcome to another one podcast in Marble
Sports that roll. I am yourvisitor, and tonight I am enjoyed by
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the Postmaster General a cowgirl. Rightnow, I like, I don't know
what's happening. The wicked Witch ofthe Midwest, the Kazoo Cave, the
gut Truster, and the primary into Go Star strand that is Pippot.
What is happening Pippot? I decided, there's all this Marvel race going on,
I want to have some racing onmy own. So I decided I'm
gonna run away and take my horseto the old town road and ride it
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till I can't no more want tobe a cowboy? Are you rooting for
the Arrangers now? Is that whatI'm seeing right here? No? And
to Go Star's best team. Okay, don't cry. We are also joined
by self La basic Bitch and theOkay Spix that's not a goon? What's
up buying on? I know Termwants to keep us up so short,
(01:33):
but I have a story to tell. Um. I love your stories.
So I go through watch the qualifiers. I'm a bit sad red I can't
win anymore, but you know it'sa good qualifier. And then I decide
that I'm thirsty and I want togo drink some tea. What happened was
a few days ago my mom madea big batch of wheat tea and also
made a big batch of like noodledipping sauce. Both are brown liquids.
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To the ladder is a little darkerthan the other. They're all in bottles
in the fridge, and I cantell them apart technically. So I put
one thing of tea into my glass, and I hadn't need a little bit
more to top it off. SoI get a little cup that was hiding
behind that bottle so I couldn't seethe consistency like the C shaped color palette
of that thing. Dump it inand now I have a drink that's fifty
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percent tea and fifty percent little dippingsauce, which is basically just like soy
sauce and a dry sherry. Um. It tastes like shit, I imagine
it tastes sort of like when Remaate the wall of that one turn so
very very much relating to Team Primaryright now, and now I've gone and
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lost like the ass end of myapple pencil charging port, sort of like
how Rema completely lost the ass endof this season of Marbula one. So
yeah, this is where I'm atright now. But I'm feeling a little
better because Pippin is currently a cowboyson paint without the tea I got for
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me. Like if they were justseparate, you accidentally like grab the beef
brown sauce drank that, I'd belike, all right, cool with that?
Look also cool with that combine.This sounds like the worst thing and
you should probably throw it in yourill tack to tea. It's the entire
it's it's entirety, the salty asnoodle thing. It's good when you're dipping
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noodles into it. It's not goodwhen you're drinking it expecting tea. Well,
good luck now, I God,there's no break tonight and you're not
getting another drink. So we arefinally joined by the Postman, the duck
Boys short there, the conductor,and a member of the editorial board of
Project Marvel Earth, that is Hector. What's up, dude? Quite a
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lot, honestly, besides being generallyhappy at the results of the race,
besides Speedy being too good, Idon't and I don't want to win again.
I'm doing really well. But there'sa lot going on because, as
I mentioned to you beforehand, ProjectMarvel Earth, on which I am on
the editorial board, has a bigannouncement that came out a couple of hours
before we started recording, and thatis that applications to join the project for
Phase three are now open. Hellyeah, that's awesome. I also saw
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as their two year anniversary, whichhey, shout out to you guys.
Congratulations. Keep it fucking going.Let's go. Yeah, we plan too.
So how do you sign up forthese There's a yeah. Essentially,
there's two ways you can sign up. On the one hand, you can
sign up for joining the project fulltime, where you get to be part
of the big initiatives we're planning forPhase three, which is going to cover
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a lot of marble rally law.Okay, Yeah, So there's a Google
form for that, which has beenshared on the Marble Earth discord server and
in various other places that you canfind. But applications for that are going
to close on the thirtieth of July, so there's a limited window for applying
through that system. However, thereis also another option where you can sign
up to submit a single article thatyou've written yourself for the project to publish.
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You don't have to be a memberof the project for this. There's
no time on that. It's justif you've written something you'd like protect Mobile
Left to feature, send it tous and we'll decide if it's good enough
for us to put in. Ilove that, man. I got to
sign up because I'm already busy,like any podcast, but something you guys
have come out with recently, fuckingawesome, man. I love it.
And we had two races earlier todayas well. One was the regular memo,
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but an otherwise this season's hype article, which is always a really good
read. Oh yeah, oh,I love it. I'm I'm so excited
to see what everyone comes up with, for sure, But yeah, sign
up for that if you're into writingif you're into lower Um, yeah,
obviously they love created bides over thereand uh yeah, that's really exciting.
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Again, congratulations on two fucking years. Man, that's a long time.
Yeah, But let's get to thesequalifiers. We are at Cedar Square.
New track track has fifteen turns.It seems like a lot of tracks up
fifteen turns. This season also hasfifteen laps and Papa pipp the track light
was four point three five meters whatis that? In Freedom units seven?
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Thank you Papa Fipping. The averagelap of time was thirty point one zero
seconds. I liked this track.I think it is designed after what some
Formula one race. I think it'sbaram or what. I don't know how
to pronounce it. But I feellike there was elements that we could have
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added to this to make it morefun. The parts between turn five,
six and seven you put a giantcard in there. I'm stoked about it.
Turned fourteen put a nice roulette wheelin there. Between turns three and
four you put a nice craps tablein there, And I feel like they
kind of missed the mark on theambiance. But I do like the track.
I don't feel like they missed themark on the ambience so much as
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they did a good job, thatcould have done a lot more things with
it, honestly, But yeah,I definitely wanted to wait and see how
it raced before I made an equalsabout whether or not I like this track,
and having seen it, I reallylike this track. Yeah, I
do really like this track overall,except that one quarter. I am personally
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victimized by that one corner. Butother than that great track, Turn seven
make or Break, I don't likeseven. Yeah, Remoke got caught up
on turn seven during Q one somehowstill beat Pinky Pinky, which is absolutely
ridiculous. Basically, they stopped completelyand still got only nineteenth place. This
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turn is going to be maker breakfor this entire race, though we saw
it also a Q two with Mallardgig stuff there lamp. Yeah, that's
where Bumble made the final pass,and yeah, I'm a little worried about
it, but I do like thetrack in general. I mean, there
definitely are the key moments of turnseven and also going down the drop,
because this is the first time we'veseen loads and loads of Marbles mess that
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up by hitting the shark film onthe drop, which really made a massive
difference in sect of three. Butthat's a really part of it. To
have those two make up break momentsas well as some other good moments of
passing. It wasn't a bad spot. I do really appreciate Greg Woods giving
the shark Finn a name. Thankyou, Greg. Yeah, we've seen
a lot more shark Finn issues thisseason. I don't I haven't gone back
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to look at all the previous courseof that hat Shark Finn. There's a
turn right before the Shark Finn,but there's a very long straight away before
that, and I feel like straightawayswhen the marbles are bunched together, are
really good at keeping them bunched together, which means they shove each other into
the shark fin. Just probably whythat happened a lot in Q two.
That's gonna be a really interesting partof Akuwamerine short circuit. It was.
It was Slalom's for the frock Wamerineand it was a hairpin on short circuit
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beforehand. So it's a lot easierfor marbles guits stratified and so harder to
trip on the shark Finn. See, that's why it's called the shark Fin.
The marbles are throwing each other intothe shark tank, the shark pit,
they're getting eaten by sharks. IfI could not take you seriously with
this thing that's going on right here, I can't wait for people to see
this. We dee, but yeah, I mean this shark take is that
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like the one that I see ledCFBC all the time. You're not making
a business out of this, You'relosing business because of this thing. And
yeah I saw clevit Q two justhit it two out of the three laps
it gets where replaced ninth wasn't greatAnd the only the only redeeming quality of
it is what clept didn't hurt.He passed like four marvels that was six.
So maybe don't do that to morrow. Fact, clem, don't fat
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your way. Yeah, this mightbe the first time in a while that
we've seen it, of course,where it's really hard for the marvels to
actually get stratified, Like all ofthem stayed really close together compared to a
lot of other races. And Ireally like seeing because it's so rare and
it makes some really really good fights. I agree that means it's also going
to be a good finale. BecauseI mean, despite the fact that we
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have Miss tin Rema buried at theback, you know, it's not going
to be a complete runaway. Iwould hope so at least be a memorable
and good race going into it.For the finale, I think, yeah,
the shark fin also is a niceequalizer that way, I think it
will get a little bit more stratifiedit did this Q three could I mean
Q two because it's only three lasslike, yeah, which means the shark
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finnel also hurt less when you hitit later in the race. I do
think that this is going to bea tighter race, which is exactly what
I want to see for the finale. I don't want something where you know,
two second lead or you know secondand a half lead, you know,
going get into the final lap.The way that the qualifiers were,
it was just so packed, itso and I hope to see that or
fifteen last because I don't want thisto be decided by a crazy lead at
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the end and you know, there'syour championship. Also with this track,
I feel like it's going to bea really good one for passing. Like
we saw Memo started quite far backin Q two, made up ground to
get a second, was on pacefor first until the Shark Finn happened.
Dude, whatever one tenth the second? Why? Yeah? Absolutely So that
gives me a lot of hope forMisty and Rema being able to make a
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solid charge up the standings a bit, because if we want a good title
fight, they're going to need to. This race is definitely going to be
based on two things, and that'show well can you climb and how well
can you hold your position? AndI think that's what a good race should
be. There should be opportunities forovertaking. You should have to defend,
not to discount the course of quality. But isn't that every race. I
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mean some of them much more sothan others. It's the theory, but
it doesn't always happen. Yeah,and that's why I have like a little
bit of confidence in fact Club.If he can't, if he doesn't hit
the shark fit like once tomorrow,that's a big body to pass. You're
gonna have a tough time doing it. So good luck to everybody as long
as Club runs a clean run.But I doubt it. So hey,
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good job within season three. Sorryabout season four, my squad, I
did want to mention Royal getting firstin Q one with no purples. Yeah,
Greig was gonta doubt playing him alittle bit, and I didn't appreciate
that because we coordinated the new goata couple episodes ago. I mean,
he ended up in seventh, butlook pretty damn good at Q Y.
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I don't know if it's gonna translate. Yeah, Like, it's always impress
So if when you get like thatsomebody like the second or third time,
I can remember where a Marble's gottenP one in the first round of qualifying
without getting a single purple sector.It really does require to be almost perfect
the whole way through. Yeah,also did want magic Greg Woods mentioning the
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betting guards while we're at law school. Yeah, vague Glass, That's exactly
what I want from Greg Woods.That's what I want from the intro mobo
at like what sixty percent something likethat. At this point, I just
want Greg to have a running abit during the actual race where he mentions
on how the odds are shifting withpositions that are going on. Oh yeah,
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alle related and also a little bitmore serious though it wasn't nice to
see the point gaps between the racerswho could still win the championship before,
and I don't think they've ever donethat before. It would have been nice
to see what the teams, althoughwith a three way tie that would have
been a little bit more of aI don't know if it'll be in that
much of a nightmare, but itwas nice to see that. I'm going
to ride my horse to veg Glass. Didn't you already do that when you're
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on vacation. I wasn't riding ahorse. Now I've converted to the horse
way of life. Yeah, shewent to go see the actual size blue
whale that was on the side ofRude sixty six rode that because you know,
I don't know why got kicked offof that by security of course,
and she's riding her horse Raid tothe desert Las Vega Glass. Appreciate it,
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Peppina. If I have one reservationabout the race, it's the fact
that Speedi's in fifth and everyone elseis further down. As far as championship
way skill, this is too similarto Season one, which had a rather
lack lester championship race in my opinion. But as far as the individual championship
goes between Royal and Speedy. It'sactually fairly close. Royal is like right
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up the sweet spot right now.It loses a couple of positions, will
lose to Momo, but gains acouple of positions guaranteed to win. So
well, it's I think it'll befun watching that the entire time, unless
Royal just jumps into the lead,in which case you know it's done.
But yeah, in which case we'rea little bit screwed. But that's another
thing about the fact that it's areally good, cool climbing both ways,
because it's a really good course forfalling the hell off, and I really
hope that happens to Speedy, asunlikely as it is. Yeah, I
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mean, just hey, don't taketurn seven well, Speedy, you gotta
just you know, crash rated toit, crash the dreams of all your
bandwagon fancy you guys have acquired overthe years, and just be done with
it. But I did want tovegin Bumble's Q two absolutely flawless in my
opinion. It was absolutely stella.It was such a big of beauty to
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watch in my opinion, like Iloved it, and uh yeah for a
team that has really done shit thisyear, that was awesome, and the
fact that the two laps that beatsit were Mallard was five hundredth of a
second, hundredth of the second ahead, and Misty was really not that much
further head either. It's so closewith those top three, Like there's just
three really really good runs like aMisty I meant Royal. Boy do we
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wish it was Misty? I do? Boy do some people wish it was
Misty or Rema? I don't know. It's Oh, it was cool because
Bumble I think this entire season isprobably like the second most underperforming Marble this
entire time. Bumble is a lotbetter than what the numbers have been showing
this reason this season. So it'sit's nice to see them looking like they're
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not great, but it's nice tosee them looking decent. Yeah. On
top of that, Boh Mobo hasclinched a bow podium spot, a bodium
spot. I'm excited for this forthe Racers individual Championship because red Ie fell
off a little bit but still didreally well. So I'm stoked about that
shout out that maybe that's the Bobobit we've been waiting for. One shining
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mo moment Pippin, don't get anideas, don't give ideas, Get out
of here, Luther Vandross. Wegot anything else about the qualifiers? Not
really, just really hype for therace, all right? Cool? So
that leads to predictions, and Iput a hashtag out there, it's hashtag
pinky dud. Use that to makeyour predictions for fascist lap and winner of
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the race. That is spelled pI K why d U D? And
it's because Hector tricked me. Man, Hector figured it out earlier this season.
Pinky Spud didn't change the culture,and he didn't help this team get
better. I remember, Hey,I was listening back to our old episodes
or what they're get like fifth consistentlyit was awesome. No it wasn't.
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But use hashtag pinky dud to bakeyour predictions. God, what you got.
I cannot believe it took the Pinkieslike four weeks to realize if you
want to get a hashtag in yourhonor, you have to get lasting predictions,
not in the race. Good jobyou finally realize it. Better late
than never, Louise. I meanwith that, I feel like they kind
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of just like worked themselves into ashoot which like, you know, taking
a bit too seriously, you knowthey're just like last place, last place
to the rate. Why don't wehave a hashtag yet? Why don't we
have a hashtager? Though? Isee what they're doing, I get it.
Also, where's Pinky Spot? Whatthe hell? Why did this guy
quick? What the fuck? I'mso bad about this. Honestly, maybe
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got promoted to Team Primary, whoknows. I'm pretty sure Pinky Spot just
went on the run because the Fedsare after him for giving illegal drugs to
the pinkies doing the novel. Hejesus, so I play the X Files
music. I don't agree with this. I'm will play it. Well,
I'm Hector. You're the one alwaystelling us to take off our tinfoil hats.
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All right, well, let's getinto predictions with the okay speaks,
self proclaid basics. He finally gotit right, Yeah man, it only
took ten races. Hell yeah,let's get into predictions with the okay speakes
and self proclaid, basic bitch andill fitting trash cag guy and all these
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other accolades. I'm just making upon the spot. That's not a not
a god. Well, we havefour predictions we have right now as a
kitchen full of loud people, Ihave to wait for them to calm down.
Dad stops singing in the kitchen.Jesus Christ, Yeah, no,
Gods, Dad stop singing in thegoddamn kitchen. Also Decker's year, the
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row Canadian of all time, theco parent of the year, the most
of Canadian light enthusiasts, a goodbookie, a great cobbler. He's on
a fucking blake right now and he'sBog's best friend. Decker. What the
hell happened? Wait? Oh youknow living cottage life? Baby? Oh
man? The Canadian accent gets somuch stronger as soon as he's at the
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cottage. I love it. Ohyou know? Oh you know that the
cottage here, Bud Degger. Wewere about to getting the predictions, so
not a god you want to takeit from beer? Here we go one
last prediction run from EBuLa one,season four, And because I have taken
Hector's job on a very very officialfashion of reside in last place and literally
everything, I'll go first. Redeye wins, clutter, fastest lap,
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easy, simple picks probably won't happengiven him my track record, but you
know, it'd be fun. Who'dyou have? I'm sorry, I was
not listening at all. Wow,thanks, Oh listen, greatness, Red
Eye win Clariter, fastest lap,Pippins. Next, let's go Cowboy.
Pretty good. I've got to stickto my cowboy route to pick the O
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Rangers to win. Hell yeah,Pip shout the Papa Pipper the Cowboy.
Yeah, the fastest lap. Whichball of chaos is racing? Clutter?
Clutter. We could have a buttermoment, butter moment, it's gonna be
clutter, except a butter moment wouldmean clutter does not get fastest lap.
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All right. Next up is everyone'sfavorite dad and everyone's favorite cottage boy in
everyone's least favorite spot, and that'sDecker. He's not everybody's favorite dad,
He's everybody's favorite co parent. Sorry. You know I'm even worse than you
are keeping track of our accolades.Ye, It's okay, Nona, God,
I'm coming. I'm coming for thataccolade. Watch out, bogum.
You know what. I talked theterm earlier today, and I don't love
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the pick, but my inner gamblerhere, I have to do it.
I know I said last episode.Fuck the Savage Speeders, but I gotta
do it Speedy. Speedy can doit here today, and Speedy's gonna clinch
another championship for the Savage Speeders.Please no, I don't want it to
happen, Hector, But being agood gambler, I gotta stick to my
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name, and Speedy's gonna win thisrace for fastest lap. You're a fucking
clown. Hazers are gonna Hazers aregonna come up short on the win,
but they're still gonna get the fastestlap here. I believe Cloudy's racing Tomorrow's
Missy okay even better than give meMissy for fastest lap. I have no
idea how that's even better. Sucha fucky heelter. I hate this decker.
(20:52):
What the fuck is I know youdo, dude, I don't even
like it either. But in gamblingterms, this is insurance. This is
insurance right here. I don't wantthe Speeders to win, but if at
least I picked the winner, insuranceare the fucking bad wagon you're sitting on.
I don't appreciate this. Cowboys alwaysgot to stick to his morals.
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That's whatever. He's not gonna winanyways, because you know what fourth place
right now? Hey, maybe you'llyou'll get out of fourth though, good
luck? Maybe maybe? Yeah,go right the fifth your speed. He's
dog gonna fucking win tomorrow. Ihope not. But you know, but
the gambler in me says, heis, you are a good gambler.
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But I do not love that pick. Yeah, that's fair me neither speaking
oath term is right. Decker cannotwin anymore. But there are three people
in our host little circle here whocan win the podcast competition. And I
hear each of them has a littlepromo they cooked up um to hype themselves
up going into this last race,and we're going to start it off with
Hector, don't bury the fucking lead. Come on, I mean, I
(22:00):
don't really have a promo because Iprefer not to celebrate till I've already won.
So you know, yeah, wherethe fun in that? The fun
is in winning, my dude.Yeah, but you know you've never won
predictions. You're never gonna fucking winpredictions. So here we are to talk
about, Oh well, go sobritty, I think, yeah, you
aren't. If you've never won thisfucking thing, you're not going to win
it. That's gonna change. Mallardis going to carry me home to victory.
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I mean they look good today upuntil third seven, right, yeah,
learning from mistakes, I guess.So yeah, give me Mallard for
the win and then the fastest lap. I mean, I've got to go
with Royal downty. I mean it'sthat bad peck fast fastest lap in Q
one and starting middle of the pack. It's a dream. Who's going next?
(22:45):
Term? When you're going next door? Nope, Sky's next? All
right, Sky is in second placeand he will be going next. He
sent me his hype audio recording,so here we go. A lot of
people and a lot of marbles haveasked him, so the question, in
a game time scenario, could Ibe the one who writes history, whether
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you're down thirty five points with threeevents to go, or qualify nineteenth place
in a race you need to winno matter what the haters say. Today
the cards were dealt and I'm allin term. I'm coming for your ass
tomorrow. And while I may bethe underdog in this race, down on
wins, down on fastest laps,and having never won a Big Gets Big
(23:26):
Takes tournament before, that will changetomorrow, and history will repeat itself like
it did nearly two hundred and fiftyyears ago. As I declare that we
are no longer best friends and nowenemies, Kings will fall, clowns will
be claimed, and just like theRevolutionary War, the underdog is going to
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win it all and it will beremarkable. For my pick of the last
Gepe of Morebula one season four atCasito Square, give me the Yellow Fellow,
the Red Rocket and Arabs Cairo practorfor where and the fastest lap,
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I choose Rema of Deep Primary.Oh man, I'm very glad that Scully's
describing himself is the under all here, because now it doesn't have to be
me. Man, what a beautifulprediction from my best friend. I know
(24:32):
what he said there, but yeah, best friends forever is a bite turn,
Yes it is. Can you followthat up? Yeah? Yeah I
think I can, because yes,Sky, history will repeat itself. You
know you said it just now,and I agree you won't win because you
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haven't won any of these titles.You're a man who is my best friend
and as I am your no matterwhat you just said just now, a
man who couldn't even make his prediction. To my face. Is that even
a man at all? Yeah,he's too busy tonight to make the show.
And uh no, I'm seeing afterthat promo that he just cut.
I mean, good job, Iguess, but is he even taking this
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seriously at this point? What Ido know about this is I take this
so seriously that I decided to doa little shopping after last episode. I
bought something to commemorate this epic battlebetween me and my best friend, because
best friend battle, that's what.What's this is that a championship belt.
(25:38):
I'm glad that you asked, becausethey don't refer to it as a belt.
This is a Marble Master Championship title. And I went did a little
shopping this very expensive custom made andyou know, people who were watching on
YouTube or wherever we post this,this may look like the WWE Universal Championship
(26:00):
title, but you know what it'snot. If you look right here,
there's WUS that your segue right now, they're actually ams And with this championship
title, oh man, that's heavy. I am going to take our best
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friendship to the next level. IAm going to become what this title is
about, a Marble Master predictions Godamongst men. And if anybody really wants
to take this title from me,good fucking luck. Because with this I
have also come up with a conspiracytheory about what is going on. Oh
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boy, I was additionally gotta pickred Eye. You know why not?
This season a Marble League is hostedby the bumble Bees. Pretty weird that
bumble got a p one overall today, you know, maybe taking that momentum
into them hosting the Marble League.Play the X Files music, thank you,
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but Happy Canada Day. Also DeckerAudrey just gave andand and through this
whole sha. But I'm gonna fuckingwin and Bumble's gonna get it because they're
hosting Marble League twenty twenty three.I'm gonna be the Marble Master Championship title
holder. And for fastest lap,fuck it, I got a rima.
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It's a good luck sky, goodluck best friend. You want friendship over
it? Now? This is gonnamake us stronger, Bud, I love
you all right, So fastest laponly matters for me. Good to know.
The term your belt W stands forone bow. This is not a
W pippot. Do I have toshow it again? These are two ms
also there's a duck sticker on itthat was very expensive to put on there.
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Let's duck look at a great Woods. It's not a sticker. It's
actually just pure solid gold. Thatfamous colored gold whatever else is expensive also
has our sticker on here, butit's not a sticker as well. It's
a beautiful championship title. And hey, I hope man, that is heavy.
You guys, one day we'll beable to hold this, but doubt
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it gonna keep winning until the endof the fucking time. All right,
Okay, it seems an awful likeyou're celebrating before you've won the title.
Yes, he is championship title thatI own. Here it is. Hey,
you want to see you on theother shoulder? Boom, green duck
sticker there? You don't break youback with how heavy that is. I
get this weird feeling. The king'sback getting his back. Baby, you're
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back in the basement. Maybe youguys are welcome. Sorry about it.
I got the tiebreaker, I said, there's their tiebreakers between best friends.
But after I heard this disgraceful shit, the sky just said to me,
Wow, yeah, there's tiebreaker,Sky, and come get it them.
Get the fucking title. And withthat that is all of the host's predictions
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for this last race. Remember touse a hashtag what is it pinky dudd
to predict on Twitter? That isspell p I ed K. Why d
U d use pinky dudd to spitall your predictions fastest lap race winner,
good luck coming for the king baby. But if you are Ethanos TV diet
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yell, I'm humid eighty six goldenorbs or never e don soap, don't
do that in DM me directly becausewe like to spice it up around here
with a bit of suspense going intothe final prediction round, and those are
the people who can still win itall. Also, oh yeah, termus
guys can also win it all too, But you know they're not dming their
picks to me either. We're justyeah, exactly, yeah, we're here,
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Sam, do you yeah? Times? Do you picks another gun anyway?
Because why not? Gotta be consistent, right right hey, Right after
the qualifiers, I did the nota god hey right eye for the way,
and I forget it who I saidfor fastist lap? But yeah,
you didn't even say red eye forthe wind. No, I know because
I sniffed it out. I sniffedout the conspiracy theory and hold on,
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this really hurt my shoulder. Letme throw it on there. Yeah,
I'll figure it out, Hector,you don't sorry about it? Yeah,
we'll see. But that's the show. We will be back Sunday to put
out our wrap up of the finale, Acino Square Man, this thing.
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You should feel the weight on thisday, like forty fifty pounds at least.
So yeah, but your predictions.Let's have a great final race of
this season, guys. Yeah.Also, Wolf's coming on next week.
Hell yeah, I'm very excited aboutthis. He's gonna do a season wrap
up with us. Somehow I havenever met him. Yeah, no,
God, he's actually really excited tomeet you as well. He did have
me that and I think at somepoint in July, I don't know,
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we might take like a little bitof a break because two episodes a week.
Wild Jaden's coming back on as well, my favorite guest so far this
whole season, Sorry Jytus, SorryStith, but he's a promoting a video.
It's coming out in late July,and I think it's probably about how
I am the Marble Bastard title holder. So look out for that video.
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But yeah, everybody submit your predictions. Let's hurt my shoulder. Becker,
did you have something? Yeah,I just wanted to say, yeah,
I'm excited for Wolf to come on. He just to em me a little
earlier, said he listened to thepodcast. He was getting all caught up,
and the guy wished me a happybirthday. What a beauty. Yeah,
I mean that was like a monthago, right, yep, but
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he wished me a happy birthday.What a guy. Yeah, you got
this ova stud. Wolf is astud as well. And hey, good,
look at this belt. Let itroll, Let it roll as I
arrived majestically into the sunset. I'mgonna take my horse and let it roll.
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Oh my god, till I can'tyeh bo yeah bo yeah bow Hector,
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What do you think? Because Ithink term is actually really really weak,
because there's no way that belt isheavier than Pippet's mustache. No way
that mustache does carry a long Wait, god, I'm not gonna argue with you there
The season finale qualifiers at Casino Squarein the books and while some Marvels at
the top cracked under pressure, othershave made booths to solidify their spot in
the Marbula one history. We're hereto chat about make our final predictions for
the season. To sit back,strapped down and ready roll. Whoa,
(00:29):
whoa, whoa. Hey, everybody, welcome to another one podcast in Marble
Sports that roll. I am yourvisitor, and tonight I am enjoyed by
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the Postmaster General a cowgirl. Rightnow, I like, I don't know
what's happening. The wicked Witch ofthe Midwest, the Kazoo Cave, the
gut Truster, and the primary into Go Star strand that is Pippot.
What is happening Pippot? I decided, there's all this Marvel race going on,
I want to have some racing onmy own. So I decided I'm
gonna run away and take my horseto the old town road and ride it
(01:11):
till I can't no more want tobe a cowboy? Are you rooting for
the Arrangers now? Is that whatI'm seeing right here? No? And
to Go Star's best team. Okay, don't cry. We are also joined
by self La basic Bitch and theOkay Spix that's not a goon? What's
up buying on? I know Termwants to keep us up so short,
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but I have a story to tell. Um. I love your stories.
So I go through watch the qualifiers. I'm a bit sad red I can't
win anymore, but you know it'sa good qualifier. And then I decide
that I'm thirsty and I want togo drink some tea. What happened was
a few days ago my mom madea big batch of wheat tea and also
made a big batch of like noodledipping sauce. Both are brown liquids.
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To the ladder is a little darkerthan the other. They're all in bottles
in the fridge, and I cantell them apart technically. So I put
one thing of tea into my glass, and I hadn't need a little bit
more to top it off. SoI get a little cup that was hiding
behind that bottle so I couldn't seethe consistency like the C shaped color palette
of that thing. Dump it inand now I have a drink that's fifty
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percent tea and fifty percent little dippingsauce, which is basically just like soy
sauce and a dry sherry. Um. It tastes like shit, I imagine
it tastes sort of like when Remaate the wall of that one turn so
very very much relating to Team Primaryright now, and now I've gone and
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lost like the ass end of myapple pencil charging port, sort of like
how Rema completely lost the ass endof this season of Marbula one. So
yeah, this is where I'm atright now. But I'm feeling a little
better because Pippin is currently a cowboyson paint without the tea I got for
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me. Like if they were justseparate, you accidentally like grab the beef
brown sauce drank that, I'd belike, all right, cool with that?
Look also cool with that combine.This sounds like the worst thing and
you should probably throw it in yourill tack to tea. It's the entire
it's it's entirety, the salty asnoodle thing. It's good when you're dipping
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noodles into it. It's not goodwhen you're drinking it expecting tea. Well,
good luck now, I God,there's no break tonight and you're not
getting another drink. So we arefinally joined by the Postman, the duck
Boys short there, the conductor,and a member of the editorial board of
Project Marvel Earth, that is Hector. What's up, dude? Quite a
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lot, honestly, besides being generallyhappy at the results of the race,
besides Speedy being too good, Idon't and I don't want to win again.
I'm doing really well. But there'sa lot going on because, as
I mentioned to you beforehand, ProjectMarvel Earth, on which I am on
the editorial board, has a bigannouncement that came out a couple of hours
before we started recording, and thatis that applications to join the project for
Phase three are now open. Hellyeah, that's awesome. I also saw
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as their two year anniversary, whichhey, shout out to you guys.
Congratulations. Keep it fucking going.Let's go. Yeah, we plan too.
So how do you sign up forthese There's a yeah. Essentially,
there's two ways you can sign up. On the one hand, you can
sign up for joining the project fulltime, where you get to be part
of the big initiatives we're planning forPhase three, which is going to cover
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a lot of marble rally law.Okay, Yeah, So there's a Google
form for that, which has beenshared on the Marble Earth discord server and
in various other places that you canfind. But applications for that are going
to close on the thirtieth of July, so there's a limited window for applying
through that system. However, thereis also another option where you can sign
up to submit a single article thatyou've written yourself for the project to publish.
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You don't have to be a memberof the project for this. There's
no time on that. It's justif you've written something you'd like protect Mobile
Left to feature, send it tous and we'll decide if it's good enough
for us to put in. Ilove that, man. I got to
sign up because I'm already busy,like any podcast, but something you guys
have come out with recently, fuckingawesome, man. I love it.
And we had two races earlier todayas well. One was the regular memo,
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but an otherwise this season's hype article, which is always a really good
read. Oh yeah, oh,I love it. I'm I'm so excited
to see what everyone comes up with, for sure, But yeah, sign
up for that if you're into writingif you're into lower Um, yeah,
obviously they love created bides over thereand uh yeah, that's really exciting.
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Again, congratulations on two fucking years. Man, that's a long time.
Yeah, But let's get to thesequalifiers. We are at Cedar Square.
New track track has fifteen turns.It seems like a lot of tracks up
fifteen turns. This season also hasfifteen laps and Papa pipp the track light
was four point three five meters whatis that? In Freedom units seven?
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Thank you Papa Fipping. The averagelap of time was thirty point one zero
seconds. I liked this track.I think it is designed after what some
Formula one race. I think it'sbaram or what. I don't know how
to pronounce it. But I feellike there was elements that we could have
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added to this to make it morefun. The parts between turn five,
six and seven you put a giantcard in there. I'm stoked about it.
Turned fourteen put a nice roulette wheelin there. Between turns three and
four you put a nice craps tablein there, And I feel like they
kind of missed the mark on theambiance. But I do like the track.
I don't feel like they missed themark on the ambience so much as
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they did a good job, thatcould have done a lot more things with
it, honestly, But yeah,I definitely wanted to wait and see how
it raced before I made an equalsabout whether or not I like this track,
and having seen it, I reallylike this track. Yeah, I
do really like this track overall,except that one quarter. I am personally
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victimized by that one corner. Butother than that great track, Turn seven
make or Break, I don't likeseven. Yeah, Remoke got caught up
on turn seven during Q one somehowstill beat Pinky Pinky, which is absolutely
ridiculous. Basically, they stopped completelyand still got only nineteenth place. This
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turn is going to be maker breakfor this entire race, though we saw
it also a Q two with Mallardgig stuff there lamp. Yeah, that's
where Bumble made the final pass,and yeah, I'm a little worried about
it, but I do like thetrack in general. I mean, there
definitely are the key moments of turnseven and also going down the drop,
because this is the first time we'veseen loads and loads of Marbles mess that
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up by hitting the shark film onthe drop, which really made a massive
difference in sect of three. Butthat's a really part of it. To
have those two make up break momentsas well as some other good moments of
passing. It wasn't a bad spot. I do really appreciate Greg Woods giving
the shark Finn a name. Thankyou, Greg. Yeah, we've seen
a lot more shark Finn issues thisseason. I don't I haven't gone back
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to look at all the previous courseof that hat Shark Finn. There's a
turn right before the Shark Finn,but there's a very long straight away before
that, and I feel like straightawayswhen the marbles are bunched together, are
really good at keeping them bunched together, which means they shove each other into
the shark fin. Just probably whythat happened a lot in Q two.
That's gonna be a really interesting partof Akuwamerine short circuit. It was.
It was Slalom's for the frock Wamerineand it was a hairpin on short circuit
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beforehand. So it's a lot easierfor marbles guits stratified and so harder to
trip on the shark Finn. See, that's why it's called the shark Fin.
The marbles are throwing each other intothe shark tank, the shark pit,
they're getting eaten by sharks. IfI could not take you seriously with
this thing that's going on right here, I can't wait for people to see
this. We dee, but yeah, I mean this shark take is that
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like the one that I see ledCFBC all the time. You're not making
a business out of this, You'relosing business because of this thing. And
yeah I saw clevit Q two justhit it two out of the three laps
it gets where replaced ninth wasn't greatAnd the only the only redeeming quality of
it is what clept didn't hurt.He passed like four marvels that was six.
So maybe don't do that to morrow. Fact, clem, don't fat
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your way. Yeah, this mightbe the first time in a while that
we've seen it, of course,where it's really hard for the marvels to
actually get stratified, Like all ofthem stayed really close together compared to a
lot of other races. And Ireally like seeing because it's so rare and
it makes some really really good fights. I agree that means it's also going
to be a good finale. BecauseI mean, despite the fact that we
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have Miss tin Rema buried at theback, you know, it's not going
to be a complete runaway. Iwould hope so at least be a memorable
and good race going into it.For the finale, I think, yeah,
the shark fin also is a niceequalizer that way, I think it
will get a little bit more stratifiedit did this Q three could I mean
Q two because it's only three lasslike, yeah, which means the shark
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finnel also hurt less when you hitit later in the race. I do
think that this is going to bea tighter race, which is exactly what
I want to see for the finale. I don't want something where you know,
two second lead or you know secondand a half lead, you know,
going get into the final lap.The way that the qualifiers were,
it was just so packed, itso and I hope to see that or
fifteen last because I don't want thisto be decided by a crazy lead at
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the end and you know, there'syour championship. Also with this track,
I feel like it's going to bea really good one for passing. Like
we saw Memo started quite far backin Q two, made up ground to
get a second, was on pacefor first until the Shark Finn happened.
Dude, whatever one tenth the second? Why? Yeah? Absolutely So that
gives me a lot of hope forMisty and Rema being able to make a
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solid charge up the standings a bit, because if we want a good title
fight, they're going to need to. This race is definitely going to be
based on two things, and that'show well can you climb and how well
can you hold your position? AndI think that's what a good race should
be. There should be opportunities forovertaking. You should have to defend,
not to discount the course of quality. But isn't that every race. I
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mean some of them much more sothan others. It's the theory, but
it doesn't always happen. Yeah,and that's why I have like a little
bit of confidence in fact Club.If he can't, if he doesn't hit
the shark fit like once tomorrow,that's a big body to pass. You're
gonna have a tough time doing it. So good luck to everybody as long
as Club runs a clean run.But I doubt it. So hey,
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good job within season three. Sorryabout season four, my squad, I
did want to mention Royal getting firstin Q one with no purples. Yeah,
Greig was gonta doubt playing him alittle bit, and I didn't appreciate
that because we coordinated the new goata couple episodes ago. I mean,
he ended up in seventh, butlook pretty damn good at Q Y.
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I don't know if it's gonna translate. Yeah, Like, it's always impress
So if when you get like thatsomebody like the second or third time,
I can remember where a Marble's gottenP one in the first round of qualifying
without getting a single purple sector.It really does require to be almost perfect
the whole way through. Yeah,also did want magic Greg Woods mentioning the
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betting guards while we're at law school. Yeah, vague Glass, That's exactly
what I want from Greg Woods.That's what I want from the intro mobo
at like what sixty percent something likethat. At this point, I just
want Greg to have a running abit during the actual race where he mentions
on how the odds are shifting withpositions that are going on. Oh yeah,
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alle related and also a little bitmore serious though it wasn't nice to
see the point gaps between the racerswho could still win the championship before,
and I don't think they've ever donethat before. It would have been nice
to see what the teams, althoughwith a three way tie that would have
been a little bit more of aI don't know if it'll be in that
much of a nightmare, but itwas nice to see that. I'm going
to ride my horse to veg Glass. Didn't you already do that when you're
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on vacation. I wasn't riding ahorse. Now I've converted to the horse
way of life. Yeah, shewent to go see the actual size blue
whale that was on the side ofRude sixty six rode that because you know,
I don't know why got kicked offof that by security of course,
and she's riding her horse Raid tothe desert Las Vega Glass. Appreciate it,
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Peppina. If I have one reservationabout the race, it's the fact
that Speedi's in fifth and everyone elseis further down. As far as championship
way skill, this is too similarto Season one, which had a rather
lack lester championship race in my opinion. But as far as the individual championship
goes between Royal and Speedy. It'sactually fairly close. Royal is like right
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up the sweet spot right now.It loses a couple of positions, will
lose to Momo, but gains acouple of positions guaranteed to win. So
well, it's I think it'll befun watching that the entire time, unless
Royal just jumps into the lead,in which case you know it's done.
But yeah, in which case we'rea little bit screwed. But that's another
thing about the fact that it's areally good, cool climbing both ways,
because it's a really good course forfalling the hell off, and I really
hope that happens to Speedy, asunlikely as it is. Yeah, I
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mean, just hey, don't taketurn seven well, Speedy, you gotta
just you know, crash rated toit, crash the dreams of all your
bandwagon fancy you guys have acquired overthe years, and just be done with
it. But I did want tovegin Bumble's Q two absolutely flawless in my
opinion. It was absolutely stella.It was such a big of beauty to
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watch in my opinion, like Iloved it, and uh yeah for a
team that has really done shit thisyear, that was awesome, and the
fact that the two laps that beatsit were Mallard was five hundredth of a
second, hundredth of the second ahead, and Misty was really not that much
further head either. It's so closewith those top three, Like there's just
three really really good runs like aMisty I meant Royal. Boy do we
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wish it was Misty? I do? Boy do some people wish it was
Misty or Rema? I don't know. It's Oh, it was cool because
Bumble I think this entire season isprobably like the second most underperforming Marble this
entire time. Bumble is a lotbetter than what the numbers have been showing
this reason this season. So it'sit's nice to see them looking like they're
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not great, but it's nice tosee them looking decent. Yeah. On
top of that, Boh Mobo hasclinched a bow podium spot, a bodium
spot. I'm excited for this forthe Racers individual Championship because red Ie fell
off a little bit but still didreally well. So I'm stoked about that
shout out that maybe that's the Bobobit we've been waiting for. One shining
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mo moment Pippin, don't get anideas, don't give ideas, Get out
of here, Luther Vandross. Wegot anything else about the qualifiers? Not
really, just really hype for therace, all right? Cool? So
that leads to predictions, and Iput a hashtag out there, it's hashtag
pinky dud. Use that to makeyour predictions for fascist lap and winner of
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the race. That is spelled pI K why d U D? And
it's because Hector tricked me. Man, Hector figured it out earlier this season.
Pinky Spud didn't change the culture,and he didn't help this team get
better. I remember, Hey,I was listening back to our old episodes
or what they're get like fifth consistentlyit was awesome. No it wasn't.
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But use hashtag pinky dud to bakeyour predictions. God, what you got.
I cannot believe it took the Pinkieslike four weeks to realize if you
want to get a hashtag in yourhonor, you have to get lasting predictions,
not in the race. Good jobyou finally realize it. Better late
than never, Louise. I meanwith that, I feel like they kind
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of just like worked themselves into ashoot which like, you know, taking
a bit too seriously, you knowthey're just like last place, last place
to the rate. Why don't wehave a hashtag yet? Why don't we
have a hashtager? Though? Isee what they're doing, I get it.
Also, where's Pinky Spot? Whatthe hell? Why did this guy
quick? What the fuck? I'mso bad about this. Honestly, maybe
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got promoted to Team Primary, whoknows. I'm pretty sure Pinky Spot just
went on the run because the Fedsare after him for giving illegal drugs to
the pinkies doing the novel. Hejesus, so I play the X Files
music. I don't agree with this. I'm will play it. Well,
I'm Hector. You're the one alwaystelling us to take off our tinfoil hats.
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All right, well, let's getinto predictions with the okay speaks,
self proclaid basics. He finally gotit right, Yeah man, it only
took ten races. Hell yeah,let's get into predictions with the okay speakes
and self proclaid, basic bitch andill fitting trash cag guy and all these
(17:56):
other accolades. I'm just making upon the spot. That's not a not
a god. Well, we havefour predictions we have right now as a
kitchen full of loud people, Ihave to wait for them to calm down.
Dad stops singing in the kitchen.Jesus Christ, Yeah, no,
Gods, Dad stop singing in thegoddamn kitchen. Also Decker's year, the
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row Canadian of all time, theco parent of the year, the most
of Canadian light enthusiasts, a goodbookie, a great cobbler. He's on
a fucking blake right now and he'sBog's best friend. Decker. What the
hell happened? Wait? Oh youknow living cottage life? Baby? Oh
man? The Canadian accent gets somuch stronger as soon as he's at the
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cottage. I love it. Ohyou know? Oh you know that the
cottage here, Bud Degger. Wewere about to getting the predictions, so
not a god you want to takeit from beer? Here we go one
last prediction run from EBuLa one,season four, And because I have taken
Hector's job on a very very officialfashion of reside in last place and literally
everything, I'll go first. Redeye wins, clutter, fastest lap,
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easy, simple picks probably won't happengiven him my track record, but you
know, it'd be fun. Who'dyou have? I'm sorry, I was
not listening at all. Wow,thanks, Oh listen, greatness, Red
Eye win Clariter, fastest lap,Pippins. Next, let's go Cowboy.
Pretty good. I've got to stickto my cowboy route to pick the O
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Rangers to win. Hell yeah,Pip shout the Papa Pipper the Cowboy.
Yeah, the fastest lap. Whichball of chaos is racing? Clutter?
Clutter. We could have a buttermoment, butter moment, it's gonna be
clutter, except a butter moment wouldmean clutter does not get fastest lap.
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All right. Next up is everyone'sfavorite dad and everyone's favorite cottage boy in
everyone's least favorite spot, and that'sDecker. He's not everybody's favorite dad,
He's everybody's favorite co parent. Sorry. You know I'm even worse than you
are keeping track of our accolades.Ye, It's okay, Nona, God,
I'm coming. I'm coming for thataccolade. Watch out, bogum.
You know what. I talked theterm earlier today, and I don't love
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the pick, but my inner gamblerhere, I have to do it.
I know I said last episode.Fuck the Savage Speeders, but I gotta
do it Speedy. Speedy can doit here today, and Speedy's gonna clinch
another championship for the Savage Speeders.Please no, I don't want it to
happen, Hector, But being agood gambler, I gotta stick to my
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name, and Speedy's gonna win thisrace for fastest lap. You're a fucking
clown. Hazers are gonna Hazers aregonna come up short on the win,
but they're still gonna get the fastestlap here. I believe Cloudy's racing Tomorrow's
Missy okay even better than give meMissy for fastest lap. I have no
idea how that's even better. Sucha fucky heelter. I hate this decker.
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What the fuck is I know youdo, dude, I don't even
like it either. But in gamblingterms, this is insurance. This is
insurance right here. I don't wantthe Speeders to win, but if at
least I picked the winner, insuranceare the fucking bad wagon you're sitting on.
I don't appreciate this. Cowboys alwaysgot to stick to his morals.
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That's whatever. He's not gonna winanyways, because you know what fourth place
right now? Hey, maybe you'llyou'll get out of fourth though, good
luck? Maybe maybe? Yeah,go right the fifth your speed. He's
dog gonna fucking win tomorrow. Ihope not. But you know, but
the gambler in me says, heis, you are a good gambler.
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But I do not love that pick. Yeah, that's fair me neither speaking
oath term is right. Decker cannotwin anymore. But there are three people
in our host little circle here whocan win the podcast competition. And I
hear each of them has a littlepromo they cooked up um to hype themselves
up going into this last race,and we're going to start it off with
Hector, don't bury the fucking lead. Come on, I mean, I
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don't really have a promo because Iprefer not to celebrate till I've already won.
So you know, yeah, wherethe fun in that? The fun
is in winning, my dude.Yeah, but you know you've never won
predictions. You're never gonna fucking winpredictions. So here we are to talk
about, Oh well, go sobritty, I think, yeah, you
aren't. If you've never won thisfucking thing, you're not going to win
it. That's gonna change. Mallardis going to carry me home to victory.
(22:23):
I mean they look good today upuntil third seven, right, yeah,
learning from mistakes, I guess.So yeah, give me Mallard for
the win and then the fastest lap. I mean, I've got to go
with Royal downty. I mean it'sthat bad peck fast fastest lap in Q
one and starting middle of the pack. It's a dream. Who's going next?
(22:45):
Term? When you're going next door? Nope, Sky's next? All
right, Sky is in second placeand he will be going next. He
sent me his hype audio recording,so here we go. A lot of
people and a lot of marbles haveasked him, so the question, in
a game time scenario, could Ibe the one who writes history, whether
(23:06):
you're down thirty five points with threeevents to go, or qualify nineteenth place
in a race you need to winno matter what the haters say. Today
the cards were dealt and I'm allin term. I'm coming for your ass
tomorrow. And while I may bethe underdog in this race, down on
wins, down on fastest laps,and having never won a Big Gets Big
(23:26):
Takes tournament before, that will changetomorrow, and history will repeat itself like
it did nearly two hundred and fiftyyears ago. As I declare that we
are no longer best friends and nowenemies, Kings will fall, clowns will
be claimed, and just like theRevolutionary War, the underdog is going to
(23:49):
win it all and it will beremarkable. For my pick of the last
Gepe of Morebula one season four atCasito Square, give me the Yellow Fellow,
the Red Rocket and Arabs Cairo practorfor where and the fastest lap,
(24:11):
I choose Rema of Deep Primary.Oh man, I'm very glad that Scully's
describing himself is the under all here, because now it doesn't have to be
me. Man, what a beautifulprediction from my best friend. I know
(24:32):
what he said there, but yeah, best friends forever is a bite turn,
Yes it is. Can you followthat up? Yeah? Yeah I
think I can, because yes,Sky, history will repeat itself. You
know you said it just now,and I agree you won't win because you
(24:52):
haven't won any of these titles.You're a man who is my best friend
and as I am your no matterwhat you just said just now, a
man who couldn't even make his prediction. To my face. Is that even
a man at all? Yeah,he's too busy tonight to make the show.
And uh no, I'm seeing afterthat promo that he just cut.
I mean, good job, Iguess, but is he even taking this
(25:17):
seriously at this point? What Ido know about this is I take this
so seriously that I decided to doa little shopping after last episode. I
bought something to commemorate this epic battlebetween me and my best friend, because
best friend battle, that's what.What's this is that a championship belt.
(25:38):
I'm glad that you asked, becausethey don't refer to it as a belt.
This is a Marble Master Championship title. And I went did a little
shopping this very expensive custom made andyou know, people who were watching on
YouTube or wherever we post this,this may look like the WWE Universal Championship
(26:00):
title, but you know what it'snot. If you look right here,
there's WUS that your segue right now, they're actually ams And with this championship
title, oh man, that's heavy. I am going to take our best
(26:21):
friendship to the next level. IAm going to become what this title is
about, a Marble Master predictions Godamongst men. And if anybody really wants
to take this title from me,good fucking luck. Because with this I
have also come up with a conspiracytheory about what is going on. Oh
(26:44):
boy, I was additionally gotta pickred Eye. You know why not?
This season a Marble League is hostedby the bumble Bees. Pretty weird that
bumble got a p one overall today, you know, maybe taking that momentum
into them hosting the Marble League.Play the X Files music, thank you,
(27:07):
but Happy Canada Day. Also DeckerAudrey just gave andand and through this
whole sha. But I'm gonna fuckingwin and Bumble's gonna get it because they're
hosting Marble League twenty twenty three.I'm gonna be the Marble Master Championship title
holder. And for fastest lap,fuck it, I got a rima.
(27:32):
It's a good luck sky, goodluck best friend. You want friendship over
it? Now? This is gonnamake us stronger, Bud, I love
you all right, So fastest laponly matters for me. Good to know.
The term your belt W stands forone bow. This is not a
W pippot. Do I have toshow it again? These are two ms
also there's a duck sticker on itthat was very expensive to put on there.
(27:56):
Let's duck look at a great Woods. It's not a sticker. It's
actually just pure solid gold. Thatfamous colored gold whatever else is expensive also
has our sticker on here, butit's not a sticker as well. It's
a beautiful championship title. And hey, I hope man, that is heavy.
You guys, one day we'll beable to hold this, but doubt
(28:17):
it gonna keep winning until the endof the fucking time. All right,
Okay, it seems an awful likeyou're celebrating before you've won the title.
Yes, he is championship title thatI own. Here it is. Hey,
you want to see you on theother shoulder? Boom, green duck
sticker there? You don't break youback with how heavy that is. I
get this weird feeling. The king'sback getting his back. Baby, you're
(28:41):
back in the basement. Maybe youguys are welcome. Sorry about it.
I got the tiebreaker, I said, there's their tiebreakers between best friends.
But after I heard this disgraceful shit, the sky just said to me,
Wow, yeah, there's tiebreaker,Sky, and come get it them.
Get the fucking title. And withthat that is all of the host's predictions
(29:04):
for this last race. Remember touse a hashtag what is it pinky dudd
to predict on Twitter? That isspell p I ed K. Why d
U d use pinky dudd to spitall your predictions fastest lap race winner,
good luck coming for the king baby. But if you are Ethanos TV diet
(29:27):
yell, I'm humid eighty six goldenorbs or never e don soap, don't
do that in DM me directly becausewe like to spice it up around here
with a bit of suspense going intothe final prediction round, and those are
the people who can still win itall. Also, oh yeah, termus
guys can also win it all too, But you know they're not dming their
picks to me either. We're justyeah, exactly, yeah, we're here,
(29:48):
Sam, do you yeah? Times? Do you picks another gun anyway?
Because why not? Gotta be consistent, right right hey, Right after
the qualifiers, I did the nota god hey right eye for the way,
and I forget it who I saidfor fastist lap? But yeah,
you didn't even say red eye forthe wind. No, I know because
I sniffed it out. I sniffedout the conspiracy theory and hold on,
(30:10):
this really hurt my shoulder. Letme throw it on there. Yeah,
I'll figure it out, Hector,you don't sorry about it? Yeah,
we'll see. But that's the show. We will be back Sunday to put
out our wrap up of the finale, Acino Square Man, this thing.
(30:33):
You should feel the weight on thisday, like forty fifty pounds at least.
So yeah, but your predictions.Let's have a great final race of
this season, guys. Yeah.Also, Wolf's coming on next week.
Hell yeah, I'm very excited aboutthis. He's gonna do a season wrap
up with us. Somehow I havenever met him. Yeah, no,
God, he's actually really excited tomeet you as well. He did have
me that and I think at somepoint in July, I don't know,
(30:56):
we might take like a little bitof a break because two episodes a week.
Wild Jaden's coming back on as well, my favorite guest so far this
whole season, Sorry Jytus, SorryStith, but he's a promoting a video.
It's coming out in late July,and I think it's probably about how
I am the Marble Bastard title holder. So look out for that video.
(31:18):
But yeah, everybody submit your predictions. Let's hurt my shoulder. Becker,
did you have something? Yeah,I just wanted to say, yeah,
I'm excited for Wolf to come on. He just to em me a little
earlier, said he listened to thepodcast. He was getting all caught up,
and the guy wished me a happybirthday. What a beauty. Yeah,
I mean that was like a monthago, right, yep, but
(31:38):
he wished me a happy birthday.What a guy. Yeah, you got
this ova stud. Wolf is astud as well. And hey, good,
look at this belt. Let itroll, Let it roll as I
arrived majestically into the sunset. I'mgonna take my horse and let it roll.
(32:01):
Oh my god, till I can'tyeh bo yeah bo yeah bow Hector,
(32:27):
What do you think? Because Ithink term is actually really really weak,
because there's no way that belt isheavier than Pippet's mustache. No way
that mustache does carry a long Wait, god, I'm not gonna argue with you there
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