188 - Jackpot Winners & A Royal Flush! (M1S4 Finale!) - Let it Roll: Big Gets and Big Takes

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This guy. Is that your brotheror your bomb brother? Don't we say

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hi? Actually? Does he wantto come all the show real quick?
No, he's already gone. Areyou just afraid he's more handsome than you
have to worry about? We actuallylook very similar though, hold to soup,
so save Jena. No, butit's like he's two years younger than
me and we've been mistaken as identicals. Okay, so he is worrisome.
Yeah, that's all gep tea Casitasquares in the books, and those motherfuckers

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stole another team championship title. Butwe also remembered White Red Eyes the Goat
help Bobo had their Moo moment.There was six bodium spots with six different
teams playing each one. It's weirdto chat about it. Read your bail
bags, over reactions, Get FantasyPredictions, Update, Sit backstrap that ready
roll? Who Hey, everybody?What is it? Another one podcast?

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Barbel Sports? Let it roll?Why have your Barbel massad of jabaship titleholder?
Term? And today I have enjoyedfive the okay spake self proclaid based
bitch. That's not I got what'sup? Dog? On? My day
is going a lot better today becauseinstead of risking it with the biscuit and
whatever liquids happened to be in thefridge today, I just have a nice
glass of ice water. It tastesgreat. Ten out of ten would recommend

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much better than whatever cocktail I managedto brew last time. I was thinking
about this, Why don't you guysjust put the tea? It's like a
picture, And they're like, oh, we had a massive picture of tea
in the fridge, but we did. That wasn't big enough to hold all
the tea my mom made, whichis why we had the extra glasses and
my mom said, please drink thosefirst. For some reason, I'm sorry,

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I'm going to interject and interrupt withthis. You keep a picture of
tea in the fridge. What thehell is wrong with you? We're Japanese
man. You had a problem withthat? Aren't you keeps some picture of
tea in the fridge as well?We don't drink Is it not normal to
tea in the fridge? Yeah,that's like iced tea? Do we have
on the brown wheat tea in thefridge? And if we ever make green

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tea or much or something which wenever do that is drunk hot and not
kept in the fridge. You justmake it with the tea bag straight in
the mug, Put the kettle on, put a tea bag in the mug,
pull the water into the mug,leave it to stew. Take the
tea bag out. You've got tea. This is cold tea. Also,
that's Hector. He doesn't understand howpeople drink tea outside of another country's duck
boy Shortener, the postman. Nowyou've mentioned the other eyechoids. You don't

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even like tea. What are youdoing here? I've learned to like it.
Now, if you, if youfreaking imperialist stone goblins are gonna bring
your tea across the world into ourcountry, you should at least let us
drink it the way we want todrink. We're gonna sit down and we're
not gonna drink it hot. It'sgonna be the lest you drink tea the
way it was meant to be drunk. I don't like this. We're also
joined by the post Master General,the Wicked Which of the Midwest, the

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Kazoo Kid, the Trust, andPrimary into Ghos Stars Fan. What's up?
Pip a lot and I'm happy?Oh? Hell yeah? Your primary
Pye Red, Yellow Blue, don'tforget about. But finally we are joined

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by my best friend. Matter whathe said last episode, you know what
he is. He's a trans perfectsay bull winner. He's a great son.
He's Jesus Citrus bull participant. Heis the runner up to the Marble
Master Championship title. He's our favoritecommissioner, half bad, half bare thought
runner, mister Vacation, man ofBetty Classes, the astro did you it's

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up? Sky? I'm doing allright, you know, since you brought
it up already. It is alittle It does suck a little that I'm
not the Marble Master Champion of Predictions, but you know, I'll live.
It's not the first time I've gottensecond place in a Big Gets, Big
Takes tournament, So congratulations. Isee that belt looks pretty heavy, heavy,
dude, Are you sure you?I think when you your shoulders is

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hanging a little lower than the other. Yeah, because I have to compensay
for the weight of the belt.Careful, that might that might hurt your
shoulders back on your waist. It'sjust a woost. That thing is definitely
five times lighter than Pippin's mustache fromlast episode. Yeah, well, Pippin's
mustache probably about fifty to seventy fivepounds, so this thing at least forty

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to fifty. I'm gonna say,yeah, hey, Scott, you know
what the shipping costs? Would Itcosts me so much to send it out
to you. So thank you,thank you for losing this title to be
I appreciate it. It's we'll getto it. We'll get to let's save
it for predictions, all right,So let's get this race. It was
cool. I was very happy withClem moving up from ninth place, kind

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of constantly battling through all the bullshitthat was given to Clem basically, and
he didn't fat up, he didn'thit the shark Finn and very stoked about
him at the risk of jumping thegun and stuff we're supposed to talk about
next episode. It was really niceto book end the season with the easily
the best races of the season.Casino Square is an excellent finale track.

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Whether it's better than Midnight Bay,I don't know. I don't really care,
but this one raced really well.It never really stratified out anywhere to
the levels we've seen in other courseswhere the lead just goes away. The
league never felt safe in any way. The championships were a little decided early,
but who really cares, right,this was such a good race to
end it off on, and I'mreally happy. I love this track.

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Yeah, yeah, absolutely agree.It's a really nice finale track. I
don't know whether I put it aboveMidnight Bay or not. I'd have to
maybe see it a few more times, but this race was a really good
one. It did stratify out quitenicely, but everyone knows my personal taste
at this point. But even so, this was still a really nice race,
even if it did get a bitfurther away and easy to predict who

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was going to win. But yeah, like you said, the lead never
felt completely safe throughout the race,and I really like that about it.
Yeah. I'd say this is probablymy favorite of the new tracks this season,
and it's an amazing finale. Iwould love to see this stay as
a finale track. There was justso much shuffling around happening. The lead

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was all over the place. Youhad Marvel's climbing up ridiculous numbers of spots,
you had Marvel's falling ridiculous numbers ofspots. It was a huge battle
the whole thing. I don't getme wrong. I thought this is a
great finale track, but at theend of the day, it is still
a finale track, which means myteam's gonna fucking suck at it. I
don't know what I forgot. Thiswas a thing, It's a whole thing.

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But Galactic. Yeah, Team Galacticjust can't do finale tracks. Barrage
me out and just must have beensome exception because we got seventh on that
course. But it has been justnothing but bad times or Team Galactic on
finale courses. Then Midnight Bay seasonthree was bad for us too, So
I don't even know what's going onwith this team, but yeah, I

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need to figure it out. Youguys had like such a solid final third
going into that. Yeah, backto back medals on GP eight and nine.
Here we are bang nineteenth. Butyou gotta admit that pass on Fenrier
last turn Sick as Hell really reallyput the wolf Pack in there. Played.
Yeah, yeah, we really,we really bullied him one last time,

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one more time. I just showthose rookies. Yeah. The fact
that you use this actual name whenwe do not do that on the podcast
is it's damn shape but I'm veryhappy for you guys. Hey, you
think this Marble deserves to have aname like Fang after this season? No,
I don't. I don't think.I am so disappointed to see,
you know, I had maybe maybeCavity if we want to still stick to

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the same kind of naming convention.Back, if you're right back, bring
it Bolto. Obviously, that's thedog team. This team is gonna be
back after the Jungle Jumpers come backto Marble. Little one term. You
know this also, you know whatcut fucking Fred here? Bring in Man's
team. Edward and whatever was theother guy? Jacob? Yeah, j

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Welf, I see the body,wasn't he the vampire? Edward was the
Edward was the vampire? Oh sorry, I wasn't quite that teenage girl.
Edwards the vampire Jacob to the webWolf. I'm disappointed. I know this.
You should know all of this byheart. You've seen each movie like
seventeen times. The only the onlyreason I know anything about this is because
Jason Kelsey, the center for myPhiladelphia Eagles, did a breakdown to his

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brother about It. Took about sevenminutes. It was amazing. But hey,
yeah, I'm team Jacob. Bringabout the wolf Back. So what
I'm hearing is get the wolf Backout of everything and just let's leave them
to a once a year Halloween special. Is that? Is this what I'm
hearing? I would love to see, you know, Jacob the new Captain

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of the wolf Back with Greg Woodssuper sexy Halloween voice. I mean,
like nobody's losing. I'm gonna I'mgonna try and rerail this back onto the
actual race. It an, there'stoo much to talk about that maybe a
little more important than Twilight, butum definitely a lot more talking about that.
But what you got like, wegotta talk about Team Primary, we

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gotta talk about the elephant in theroom here. Oh yeah, I'm gonna
be real. Rema had me goingfor a little bit. I thought they
were going to create. I thoughtthey were gonna make the come back.
When they were in like sixth orseventh and Speedy was in like third,
I was like, yo, there'sa chance. I said it in the
Qualifies episode. This is a coursewhere you can climb, and Rema has

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proved before they can climb. Sowhen I saw that they were actually making
a very good go of it,I had too much hope sky. I
was terrified. I gotta be deadhonest with you. You know that was
your pick, and I wash.Yeah, I was very scared about this
and saw coming up and I waslike, hey, yeah, let's make
this closet because the conspiracy theory hadBubba on the podium for sure, but

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oh man, it got a littletoo close for comfort for me. And
I'm very happy that he Primary stayedon the podium just as long as they
staid behind bumble. I'm sure that'sall you cared about at that point.
They go, yeah, and thered rocket man he was. He was
all I was trying to go for, like an Italian Stallion type thing,
and I loved every moment of it. What you got. It is no

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secret by now that I love TeamPrimary. Wait what, I just really
love Team Prig. What do youmean? I thought you were an Indigo
Stars fan and that's it. Yeah, I'm the primary Adigo Stars fan,
the number one in that's the primary. I mean, I love the Endgo
Stars way more, but I dolike Team Primary. They're my second favorite

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team. They're her copium team.Okay, we don't buy now that I
usually do not root for good teams. So this came as a shock to
me, like, oh my god, a team I like is actually doing
something. Feels pretty good, right, Pip, I'm mad hype. Yeah,
that's all the more rewarding when youpick a team that sucks on purpose

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and then suddenly they're up, thoughI did understand from Discord that it also
came with a lot of extra aggravatedstress that you never had to deal with
before. I'm glad. I'm gladthey did deliver for you. They didn't
win, but they did deliver.I'm used to I'm used to my teams
sucking, so I have zero expectationsof and then suddenly I have a team
who's actually on top. And it'slike I watched them getting nineteenth and the

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qualifiers says like, finally I havesomething and they're going to throw it away.
I think that's a good segue intoanother team that threw something away.
We kind of need to talk about. I know, the chocolate tears,
now the chocolate tears. Throw itout, Bob Barn, breathe in this
dipshit chocolate. Yeah, break trackslike a kit Kat. Can't believe they

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lost to the Thunderbolts. I reallyhad them going and I thought they were
going to be two isn't real?Is not real? Actor lost his bet
to Donaghan. I mean jesus.Yeah, to be clear, all of
you fuckers said that the Chocolate Tearswould easily cry the Thunderbolts into the ground.
And sure it was only a onepoint difference, but I was right
and I will celebrate that like sixon my list of other things that I

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care about more. Probably Miles,you got one prediction, right, eh.
I do actually have to ask whatis the real thing that you were
talking about? The Hazers blow EgeChampionship title or Royal blow Hazer. The
Hazers not even be getting on thepodium. Yeah, that was a shock.
Like these guys were like in itto win it the entire season.

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We were talking about these guys likethey were locks back in race save in
race eight, and here they arenot even making the final three. Like
that's terrible. Yeah, as aHazer said, this is like one of
the most disappointing things that has everhappened. And after last race, somebody
was saying that this is the downfall. They're so bad, and I was

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like, hey, sounds like somebodypissed in your cheerios. We're still the
first place. Relax, and Ihad to go back and basically you just
had to open your big mouth,didn't you. I literally just said,
hey, man, our cheer hare'stasted fucking weird today because somebody did fast
in the Haze. I'm so bummedabout what happened with this team, like

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not even a podium, Like it'scool that, like they were odd the
individual podium, but it does notfeel good. And it just continues with
the Hazer story of like, hey, why the fuck did we get rid
of Smoggy? Everybody looked great atthe beginning of the season, Like what
the fuck happened? Since you mentionedSmoggy, they are not the only hazesmobular
one race and not to choke awayin their final race of the season like

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Hazy's done it three times. ThenCloudy choked away a startus accelerator, lost
the individual podium, and then Missychoked away the team podium in this one,
like Smokey the only one that hasn'tdone that yet. So bring back
Smoggy, Cloudy and Smoggy for seasonfive. Hey, dare I do not
appreciate this, So I've just gotto reverence back to SMBR the ghost wise,

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well, I got basically zero orthe last three races, remember that
choke? All right, cool dogout what you got? Um? Yeah,
I think there's a lot of peopleshitting on Misty right now, and
I think it is fair. Cloudykind of broke their back this season getting
double the points, but it is. Yeah, I'm glad Hector brought it
up. It is worth pointing outthat Cloudy also kind of collapse near the
end. You know, it wasit was a bit of a team effort

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at the end, kind of losingthe podium spot. And also a lot
of credit goes to Clementon for reallykicking it into high gear and snatching that
third place in this race as well. That, more than anything, is
what lost to Hazers that podium spot, because like it was, it was
a three way tie at the topwith like what eleven point gap or something
something like that. Yeah, itwas really like canfully think for me to

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see the Rangers basically play spoilers tomy second favorite team, the Hazers,
But hey, you know what greatnesssits on the podium every time, and
hey, sorry about Hazers. Verystoked about fat clap. His mass just
on this track was unpalpable. Youknow, It's just fucking a basic the
way that he built his way upthe stay. Ada literally put his body

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on the line pretty much the entirerace, and Ye played great fucking defense,
blocking Speedy for a long time,bumble fighting with him. It was
amazing. That was actually really good. But yeah, I mean another mobel
we need to talk about for chokingthings away Royal, like Royal actually had
a good starting position as well,like Shaw choked away a pole position in

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the second round of qualifying but stillstarting seventh place. Needed to finish seventh.
All he had to do was notlose positions over the race, and
good lord, we see Momo winsby doing absolutely nothing. Yep. Yeah,
this was something I hadn't considered untilafter we recorded or qualifying episode,
and I did send a screenshot fromdiscordsing the receipts of I did think about

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this before the race. But Royalswins, like pretty much all come from
shooting out of the gate at thebeginning and getting a massive margin that no
barble can like hit, which iswhy all of the races he wins.
We tend to start hearing Hector beinglike, well, it was a pretty
good race, and I'm glad Royalone, but also is a gut a
little bit more so in a tracklike this, Like I'm not saying,

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I'm not saying Royal can't climb.And obviously hindsight bias is definitely a part
of it here, but this trackis one of the most unforgiving for if
you can't fight to keep your leadand if you're relying on having a cushy
lead from the beginning. So likenot discounting Royal at all. Royal is
an amazing racer and they're gonna winthis one day. It's gonna happen.
But Royal does have a weakness.Royal does have a krick kryptonite, and

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it went fully in his face thisphrase. Absolutely. But I think the
most devastating part about this whole chokingscenario was Royal needed seventh and I don't
think before this point in the seasonhe'd finished below seventh. I think it
right, he had first first,I think another podium maybe and then seventh,

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and he just needed to not doworse than that, and he did,
and it was I'm not gonna lie, it was Carna heartbreaking. I'm
happy team Momo got the podium.Momo one hundred percent deserved it. But
at the same time, watching that, watching Royals kind of hopes and dream
fall apart, knowing Red Eye wasout of the picture, was just that
was heartbreaking. Yeah, Like,I think this kind of steps back the
last season where we saw at varashme out and where Royal Cavid with the

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steel chair hit red Eye over thehead and we're like, all right,
this guy's a closer. He couldabsolutely get this done. And just seeing
that this season in the final racelike completely implode. Yeah, baby,
we coordinated to go too early becauseRed Eye obviously still no shat and they
looked absolutely amasic this race. Couldnot have said it better than myself.
Red Eye. He ran the tables. He absolutely ran the tables. It

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was the Red Eye Show. Andit thankfully wasn't the Red Eye Show like
it was at Savage Speedway that oneyear, because that was, oh yeah,
that was painful to watch. Butyeah, this is absolutely the Red
Eye Show. That was the wholeten minute exercise and watching Greg would run
out of ideas that things dalk about. Yeah, and honestly, props to
Momo in cloudy that the only reasonRed Eye lost is because those two marbles

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were also really cracked. So bumbleam, I right, hey, shout
out the bubble. I do thinklike my conspiracy theory was a little bit
correct. I mean they did withthe race, but we're we are stuck
now talking in the offseason about themomentum that they brought from racetead into Marble
League. I have kind of bumpedabout it, but shout out the bumble.

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I'm sorry that you didn't get thekiss clutter on the podium. Correct
me if I'm wrong. This isthe bumblebees first actual podium in mobile the
one A. Right, No,I'm pretty sure that just I can't correct
yet, but that Honeydom season Ineed to check this Honeydome season three.
Second, How do you just knowthis? Because I like Honeydom. I've

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rewatched both of them. Also also, actually the main reason is because I
like bumble and I know the Bumblebeesare we're risking chopping block before this still
probably are, so I needed tobuild up the ammunition to the Bumblebees love
to choke the final race. Yeah, but we have the whole Marble Marble
League season that you guys are hostedas the Bumblebees fan. Yeah, you're

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the Bumblebees fan of the podcast.You said, that's weird, But yes,
I suppose should I should I putthem double points? No, I
don't feel that secure about Stinger becausehe is a horned he's a bad guy,
and swas still on the team,so I still have the team.
Yeah, that's unfortunate, but Hector, did you just look this up?
Yeah? I did just look itup. Not only on your right,

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honey doome. Season three, Bumblegot second, but they're not. They
don't get as many podiums as you'dhave thought by their first two seasons performance.
I know this season has been reallyjust crap in comparison, but we've
seen flashes of what they could be. I remember people were talking about Bolt's
gonna win this race and you know, make y two k real, but
they had the wrong marble and startedwith B. It was gonna be Bumble

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and he got second. You know, the thing that shocked me the most
was watching this guy jump up seventeenspots in the standings and ended in like
nineteen. He was, if youdo like, he was horrible coming into
this race, and all of asudden pulls out just this random incredible performance,

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you know, only losing to thegoat red Eye, and like Bumbles,
Bubbles performances in this season. I'vegot the list up now. Second
at Casino Square, sixth at Greenstone, fifteenth at two term like eighteenth a
raceway electron expressway bumble is a realboom or bus bump. It marbled.
Yeah yeah. Also like you knowthose numbers a cup back to back twenty,

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it's like, yeah, yeah,yeah, bring it up. The
Bubbles a fucking good racer and everybody'sopinion he's can only sting once, so
it makes sense that's a fair point. So Bumbles dead guys, he died
out there, and it might actuallyonly be Honeybees that I want this sting.
But still, since no one's broughtthis up yet, I would like

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to take my thirty seconds now.If any race in this season is an
example of how to film a race, it's this one. Obviously, the
fact hold on, hold on cameratime is starting right now. I got
thirty seconds go like obviously, thefact that the field never stratified and made
it a love easier, but itwas. It was near perfect. There's
a lead, you focus on thelead. If it gets a little boring,
go away for a little bit whenthe lead is on the belt,

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cut away for a few seconds,then go right back to it. I
mean, that's that's how you seeit. There's no lead change that we
missed, and very few things inthird place fight that we missed too.
I believe I could have slow itdown. That was only twenty seconds.
Okay, I'll keep going. Andwhat my one complaint about Rema's climb is
I wish we had more mention ofit because it was absolutely amazing and the
only way you could see it littleon the scory pilot. The suddenly remas

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yeah, I just not not cameratime, not catime on camera time.
Well, then I guess I gotto bring up then how it was.
I completely agree with not agon.Actually it just it was excellent, excellent
camera work. It was nothing.I don't there was nothing I really felt
like we missed. And he's andhe's under person right. It's because likely
because the lead didn't stratify. Butit looks like after that second love sky

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trace, they finally got it.That's five second love Sime. I'm good,
I'm good, factor all right,stop the timer it's there, all
right, yeah, twenty seven second. Yes, this is gonna be a
shocker for everyone. I have nocomplaints. Whoa wow, say cheese.

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Let's go cheese. Actors say cheese. No waited thirty seconds. You still
got ten if you will take cheeseby a fine cheese cheers yeay yayh Yeah
all right, but not on Youdid mention something that um in camera time,
but I wanted to not be oncamera time, so I just had
to agree with you the entire time. Um you were. You brought up

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mentioning these championships. And that's avery good point because Greg just very heavily
focused on the individual championship but nevertouched on the racer championship at all.
Yeah yeah, but he meant andhe didn't mention it in the video.
I was very excited because I don'twant to even mention who won the team
championship. Shout out to Bobo.Where did the individual title? That was

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fucking awesome. They're great odds goinginto its sixty percent on the qualifiers,
sixty three percent going into the race, And what a beautiful Bobo bit for
all of us MOO fans. Andthey got a momodium or amodium and oh
god, we bo Hey, let'scelebrate that baby mom momo. There was

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a weird lack of focus on theteam championship. Honestly, I feel I'll
take it as a compensation for theincredible lack of focus on the individual championship
in previous seasons, ending a balanceis out. Yeah, but yeah,
you are you are right. Itwas weird to not focus on that at
all. Yeah. I guess theykind of got more into the Formula One
mindset because I know nobody cares asmuch about the Constructor's Championship in Formula One

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as they do about the individual championship. Yeah. The cool sat about this,
though, is like I don't evenknow who won the team championship,
so I'm still celebrating. I'm gonnasay it was Team Primary, but they
got a second, Yeah they gotYeah, we don't we don't know who
won. We know team from Iremember it was the Indigo Stars. Oh
was it? That must have beenIt had to be that, because I

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remember I saw Teve Briberry. Theywere on the podium. Rangers. Rangers
got four, No Hazers got fourth. We don't want fourth, no one
months fourth? Yeah, Jaden's goingto be so pissed off. Marble sports

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films is very unbiased and they don'tlove one deeper than the other. But
yeah, man, Indigo Stars,when when Deep Championship, shout out you,
Pip. Yeah, I'm really excited. You know, my favorite team
wins, my second favorite team getssecond, my third favorite team won the
individual championship. I didn't realize thatJohn Ceda was on the ind to Go
Stars because did not see that ballseason. Yeah, there was kind of

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a last minute let's see the fivestar knuckles shuffle. I got one last
thing before I'm ready to shut upabout the race. And that's the one
complaint I have with this track,which is a fundamental problem with the Black
Jacks, because they had a littlelike, you know, cheering section on
one of the tables in the middleof the course where there was a bunch

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of black marbles as a club anda bunch of black marbles as a spade,
And I think it's really weird thatthere's no heart on there because they're
all black marbles. There's no likered red card red representation at all in
the Black Jacks, and it's awonder that Heart even managed to climb three
sputs to finish tenth. Given theincredible lack of support for Heart being shown
on this course, what's up withthat? Man? What I've been thinking

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about with this team is my Club'son the track. All of those marbles
that were rooting for the Club shape, they actually do a like DBZ fusion
into one marble and then they rollas Club on the track. That's the
coolest marble. Yeah. So whyyou did not see Heart on in the

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fan standings as the representation of theBiotracks marbles was because all of those marbles
have combined fusion style DBZ style intoHeart, and then Heart was rolling on
the track. I see, Isee, Okay. My big thing is
where the fuck was Diamond? Well, he's not on the Marble one team.

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Yeah, that's true, he's notone Spade's weird like appearance aside.
I think I'm ready to forgive theblack Jack's terms explanation makes sense. The
Black Jacks. I have no beefwith them anymore. They're back to being
like my seventeenth favorite team in theentire series. Why do you have beef
with all these terrible teams? Ijust don't get it. You're just like,
oh, you're bad, Like you'renot even man that they're bad.
Like that's the problem I think.I mean, I have beef with the

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wolf Pack, so I understand thatfrom your perspective, Pitmo, But like
red Eyes winning this goddamn race andhe's still talking about the Chocolate Tears and
fucking black Jacks and like, hey, what the peas do? It's like,
yeah, well they didn't finish twentiethfor once, Like I have no
bee with beef at the Blackjack.That just pointed it out. I'm just
reveling in the blood of the defeatedchocolate tears. Okay, that blood fuck

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could taste lesions if I know everythingabout that better on my snack bar than
on the circuit, That's what Isay. I don't even know what we're
talking about anymore. Lost the thread? Do you want to talk about the
um closing ceremony at all? Now? Beautiful? I personally wasn't my favorite,

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but you know, I liked it. I liked it better than the
Rangers when it last season. Honestlycouldn't see the color of the marbles with
the Rangers, Like do we gopoint that weird? Sand Hill? I
don't know, it's very strange,but I did like the closing ceremonies,
especially with the glowing marbles. Thatwas really cool. So I actually didn't
like that because I was always abig fan of just kind of getting lost

(27:56):
in the Minos music and just kindof watching all the marbles do their thing
and celebrate and come onto the track, which we got to see more in
season three, but it wasn't likeanything we see in Marble League, so
I was I was kind of hopingfor more of a Marble League type thing,
and instead of hearing the minost music, weird of all these glow up
marbles racing down a track, fairthey could have just made a music clatter.

(28:19):
Yeah, after hearing Sky's point,I definitely do see what he meant.
I feel like the glowing dazzles wasreally thematically appropriate to the track.
And I feel like this thing,this closing ceremony, got the pomp and
circumstance that a closing ceremony deserves,I think, more than other seasons have
in the past. But they couldhave made the click a little quieter and
it could have been a little shorter. Yeah. I did like all the

(28:41):
lights and colors, but there werealmost too many lights and colors, though
I could be biased because I couldbarely see my phone screen because I was
outside and it was sunny. Thatmight have had something to do with it.
Probably I really have to rewatch it, all right, Well, heck,
do you got anything before we getinto deepos electrifig segment of a Marble
sports podcasting history. No, Ithink we just get into the most electrifig

(29:04):
segment of all time in Mulble sportspodcasting history. So yeah, let's get
into the best electrifig segment of alltime in Marble sports podcasting history, and
that is over reactions. We puta hashtag out there. It was hashtag
I know have one. Season fouris over, but okay, I'm used

(29:25):
to it. It's called carrying toomuch calmed down rage no foul ground if
you picked that one. So wehave one for Burkey the Hazers reserve.
He said, hashtag I know haveone Season four is over, but the
Hazers send a rookie team and theteam takes fourth place, amazing our former

(29:48):
reserve with silver the individual championship.Hashtag has a base. I am so
proud of our team. Hey,no way to keep it positive, Burkey,
I fucking love this guy. Yes, also put is it really an
overreaction compared to what the other Hazerfans were saying? Yeah, exactly,
it's a it's a counteract first reaction. It's a deliberate underreaction to counteract the

(30:11):
overreacting Hazes fans. Fair enough,somebody pistes of their cheerios, Papa,
don't forget it. True. True. We also got one from Human eighty
six. He's a hashtag. Iknow what Season four is over. But
took four seasons and forty two GPS, but I have finally found a marble
to root for Barbula wide excellent debutgreen Glow in the Dark marble that won

(30:37):
the closest ceremony race. Yep,bad sounds like Human eighty six. Yeah,
yeah, that tracks. The greenguy was a dog man. The
blue ones stood no chance, especiallytowards like front Green and said middle Green
guys. Wow, can't wait tosee the neon lights in the next MMX,
alongside the noxious Ivy I mean Ralph'steam. Yeah yeah, yeah,

(31:03):
where's Ralph Ben? Probably he's stillin the tree. Okay, Well,
we got one from farber Tie,who has been roasting Sky all the internet
for probably about a week. Now, Scott, you want to try his
last dame again? No good choice, he said, just stick to Tyler

(31:25):
Tuck Tyler Tyler tookabas. I actuallylooked it up. He said, that's
close enough. But you know,roasted up a little bit for say,
the team primary is the best team. As a reaction, I was like,
this is not a reaction, butyou know what he said. He
said, hashtag. I know everyone Season four is over, but tem
primary best team is a championship.Shout out to your squad, bud,

(31:48):
Let's go exactly. That's why Teambeat them is actually roasting us, roasting
me in particular on multiple fronts,because he's got only got me um on
this this platform with the whole youyou've messed up my name. That's really
funny. You suck at pronunciations.But then he's no, s it's just

(32:10):
tookumohawa. If you're going with thatum he pronounced it, he's going to
get ridd famata. Tell us howhe did. Oh god, anyway,
but he said it wasn't band thefirst time. Then yeah. So then
he was like, so I wason the galactic Twitter account, and you
know, Team Primary made a postslike congratulations guys, you know, trying

(32:30):
to be a good sport and youhad a great season. Team Primary applies
you guys had a great season too. Then Tyler replies, don't lie to
him. I love this guy manthe best. He's like kind of my
favorite since Steady, where we don'ttell, Hey, don't lie to these

(32:51):
fucks, you know, don't,I mean don't. We didn't have a
great season, but you know,you know it was it was complimentary.
They were just trying to be nice. VI we podium two races. He
had the fastest lap and finished youknow what, finished above Actor's team and
that's something. Yeah, one spotabove us. H huh, Yeah,

(33:12):
it doesn't matter. We did itall right. We got one from Josie.
Everybody who's Josie is if you're newto the podcasts, we hate dogs.
He said hashtag I know have oneseason four, it's over, but
the Black Jacks are going to beEdward legends. After giving the world this
great track, not only did yougive Rebuking cushion and sure Bobo the top

(33:34):
racer spot, I provide much deedsability to Royal Casedo Square re awakened a
full feeline power of Reddy. Suredid. I was there for it every
minute, every second, hey man, shout out the Red Eye for winning
when it didn't matter. You know, it was so fantastic to see what

(33:55):
do you mean it didn't matter?It gave him third overall in the individual
championship the last season, you knowit did matter going into the final race
and Royal hit them with the steelchair. See Royal fallback no steel chair,
red Eye. I don't know,maybe just I don't see any of
your fuckers on the podium three forthree in every season they've competed in.

(34:16):
Oh, two out of three?Uh, the three out of four so
X season is your downfall? Sorryabout an icon. I think this is
just a nice revenge story after Royalhit them with the steel chair, now
it's red Eye hitting them with thesteel chair, completely knocking them off the
individual podium. Yeah. Nice,But we also got one from Ritt Biscuit,

(34:38):
who's not Ritt Biscuit, is fuckingEarthwork pretending to be rip Biscuit.
Still still happening, he said,Hash, I know at one season four
is over, but it's finally overnow they don't have to suffer rooting for
the Thunderbolts at that one because theyhopefully aren't fucking coming back. Damn,

(35:00):
that's really bad. But even afan of your team says, please don't
bring us back. I mean that'swhat the Razzies fans were saying too.
Yeah. Have you listened to alately? Yeah? I have. I'm
just it's still bad. I'm justsaying. That's how you know it's bad.
It's bringing them back to a tournamentthey suck in. It's just extra
humiliation. I'm convinced it was all. They only brought them back as a

(35:22):
roseway. I'm convinced. Yeah,that has to be it. We got
two more left. We got onefor the Solar Flares. Who has This
is the only reason I mentioned thisis they changed their name from so what
who cares to just the Flares?They said, Hasha one season four us

(35:43):
over? God, damn it.At least will exist soon, man,
this team they exist here applied tothe Indigo Stars Fares. At least they're
keeping up with racing. Maybe they'restudying, maybe the new film. You
know, it's probably just Ember.Let's be real. Yeah, they know

(36:07):
who's good of their team I getit, but maybe everybody else is training
as well. But I appreciate thatthey jaged an apram, soone who cares
to to the flares, they're autorelegated to showdown, right, Yeah,
that's stuck in the showdown. Sothat means whatever, whatever month in the
future, we're going to get qualifiers. It's like another month after that women
get to see at the beginning.Yeah, all three probably less than the

(36:32):
Indigo starts. They definitely have Indigostarts. Yeah, yeah, at least
the Indigo Stars exist. But toend off over reactions, we got one
form built an email spin squire.He said hashtag. I know and one.
Season four is over, but thegoat debate is over and it shouldn't

(36:52):
have even started. Red Eye isshowing us all that he's so good he
could probably run all TED races nextseason and still have a delve average to
make the Boodium for his team.That's big fucking take of the week for
me, and also a great overreactionthat I don't think is quite the overreaction
that anybody else might think it is, so the way, I don't really

(37:17):
understand how that works. But yeah, I mean, I don't think that's
an overreaction, but doses as bigtake the week. I think it's like,
what fucking team Galactics try to Dude, just failed story Clode after failed
story Cloude, you clote red Eyesuccessfully wants you got yourself the best fucking
team of Marble racing. I don'twant to even think about that. He
really gotta do yellow Eye dirty likethat. No, but yellow Eye is

(37:39):
good, don't get me wrong.But he's not red Eye. Well,
yeah, of course, no one'sgonna be red Eye, but yellow Eye
is what every Galactic story team maywant to be, wants to be.
All right, what the fuck yourlike? I took yo while one.
No, you didn't coach White Eyedid No, you did this. You
gave them idea. You did this. I did give him the idea.

(38:00):
It was a great idea initially becauseblue Eye has the best handoffs. But
no, you take the blame foreverstarting today until the day I see yellow
Eye. No, no, no, but no, term I think we
had it all wrong. It's blueEye gives the best handoffs, so whoever
comes after blue Eye will do phenomenal. So the job is giving and not
getting a job. Yes, yes, Bluey does not receive handoffs very well,

(38:23):
very caring marbles. He's a giver, not a taker. Yeah,
especially things like getting Rojo trace amassive shot on reaction. So we're going
to break. So they aren't partof this. Why do you gotta do
that? We go to break.We'll be back with the bailbacks, fantasy

(38:45):
predictions. Fut it was right there. How can you know what the Savage
Speeders won the championship title? Fuckyou tube roll man. All right,
and we are back and I amgoing to send it over to the which

(39:08):
of the Midwest. First of whodoesn't know her body mines on Root sixty
six where when she visited them orwhere whatever? But you know what,
she's also a postmaster general. She'sthe kazoo kid. We got trust her
ed feet primary Indigo stars rat.That's pimping what we got for the mail
bags, Pip. It's time.We got a couple of repeat mail baggers.
It's time to open the let itroll mail bag. Take a look

(39:30):
at this. She's christ that rightthere is the mail. Now let's talk
about the mail. Can we talkabout the mail? Please? Malcom and
tying to talk about the mail foryou all day, Okay, okay,
we have one from Pinky Toe.That is when all the dust clears and
the championships are awarded. The Pinkieshave shown vast improvement. We had a
good first half. We were topten until we weren't. Think you.

(39:53):
Winky qualified twentieth and clamped quietly clampedto twelve, passing poor Royal along the
way. We have lots of goalsto achieve in the future. If we
ever get invited back, we insoccera Garden will be ready. Thank you
Winkie's keeping the hashtag until they'd becomePinky stud the fullness of time. See
you at the friend please. Hey, I do like the self awareness of

(40:15):
this. I don't think they aregoing to get invite it back, but
I you know, after winding MarbleLeague last season, you know they had
an autoback invite basically. And I'mglad that Bakie Studs where this chip of
our shoulder, baby higher back andyou know that you will start doing well.
Yeah, but until then, thinkhe dud. The only reason I
could see the Pinkies being invited backis secure Garden was a pretty good track.

(40:38):
And since a lot of people,since a lot of people are calling
for Jamil to let teams that aren'tcompeting host races. Yeah, I don't
see the pinkies getting invited back.I do like the subtle flecks of see
you at the friendlies though, nicetouch. Yeah yeah, I gotta take
the winds where they can get themin the league. Is no way I'm
picking them in fantasy for Marble League. Just put that out there. Well,

(41:04):
we got a next pip our nextmail bag is from Bull's Eye.
Twongratulations to Red Eye on their greatlast race at Casino Square, a bronze
individual podium and a fifth place teamfinish. Sorry Galactic for the crazy cast
guys. It's a satisfact finished toa highly competitive season. A third place
in an eighteenth through Blue Eye showsthat our team has depth of froster.

(41:25):
After a short vacation and renewed contractnegotiations, we will begin training for Marble
League twenty three and Marbula one seasonfive. We will be back, bigger
and better than ever. See youat qualifiers Sky. Do you think that
Mellow Space Industries was possibly pop byElon Busk and that's why we didn't get

(41:45):
fifth this time? We just downgradedlike three spots a eighth. I think
fifth wasn't in the budget this yearafter we had to redo start us Accelerator
for the second time. Yeah,I mean great, limit exceeded probably within
five ten minutes. Just wasn't cardsare you guys, especially Caita square.
No, Well, that's to beexpected, that's always predicted. If if

(42:06):
we do better, then it's justa miracle. I think after we had
to make start us Accelerator mark threebecause the previous two weren't very good.
Um, you know, that's probablythe reason we didn't get fifth this time.
Wasn't in the budget this year.You know, great track though it
was good. I think this iswhen we're going to keep. But five
does sound really nice? Does?But we're not fifty sure you don't want

(42:30):
to rebrand getting eighth place with eightyeight points? Actually I'm okay with rebranding
to third place now now we've gotthat third place in the Marble League.
Maybe we just maybe three's our newnumber team galect Eighth sounds that doesn't roll
off the ton at all. Thatthat sounds yeah, that sounds like an
ensign. You know what. We'rediscussing this back and forth for absolutely no

(42:52):
reason at all. Because you knowwhat, you know what sounds the best
in my opinion, so deep blackfirst. Oh, I mean we could
absolutely go back to that. Ithink we need to get five gold medals
after we failed to do so lastyear. Hey, let's get into barbar
League. Baby. I don't knowhow much longer we can talk about Team
Galactic before we get rate limited.All right, that's all we got,

(43:17):
Pip, that's us all. Thankyou so much for reading bail Bags your
fucking best. Yeah, hey,oh glag think crazy Cat does get better,
you know, baby doll red Eye, But hey, Lece, we
bring Green Eye next season. That'sgonna be shut up at it. Yeah,

(43:39):
I mean to get the coach inhave whites, I run sidid as
the killer of the track. Youknow that bowls ie run. Just be
careful not to let think I willrun. We don't want everyone getting sick.
Oh true, isn't that pinkies memberdon't know. But let's move over
to fantasy with the transfer of PisaCity Bowl winner, Jesus Citrus, poll

(44:00):
participant, Barbobster Championship title loser,great Son, our Fair commissioner, half
man, half marathon runner, MisterVacation still my best friend girls of what
he said last episode the Ashore,did you sky? Well? We have
for fantasy all right? Things havebeen shaken up in the podcast. Fantasy

(44:27):
standings quite a shocker. No longerin six places, not Agon, because
in sixth place rare he rightfully shouldbe with that garbage ass take of having
the fucking thunder Bolts getting double points. It's Decker. He's not ears because
he didn't want to have to facethe music of me just roasting in this
entire time. Thunderbolts fifty eight points, co Bolts one hundred and sixty three

(44:50):
point five, Team Momos one hundredand sixteen and the Arrangers one hundred and
twenty six Any of those have beenbetter for double points? Four hundred and
sixty three point five. Decker,what happened to you? What happened?
He picked the thunderbuts that's what happened. My two K isn't real? Was
not real? Sorry, bad Decker. Anyways, In fifth place, we
have the Duck Whisper Hector with theTeam of Green Ducks, Team Plays and

(45:15):
Team Galactic Cobalts four hundred and eightytwo point five points. For you,
Hector, you know I actually Ithought I had high hopes for your team.
Your team was kind of going fora little while, but it's it
kind of stalled out. Yeah.Oh well, I wasn't defending a title
in this one, so I wasn'ttoo fast as much as I would have
liked the three peat. Yeah,well, it is what it is,

(45:38):
in fourth place. In a tragicturn of events, I lose predictions and
now I'm in fourth in fantasy everythingis going wrong. Oh yeah, it's
me the commission fourth the first time. Jim Galactic, Cobalts Orangers and Marbats

(46:02):
letting me down one hundred, fivehundred eleven point five points and putting me
down here with just a three anda half point margin is the great Sphinx
nan Agon. How could you getting? However, fifty two points from Red
Eye in that last race really helpedyou out, didn't it, Buddy,
Sure did. Crazycat's Eyes, GreenDucks, Team Momo and the Bumblebees five

(46:27):
hundred and fifteen points for you.I'll never forgive you for what you did.
Yeah, all you Cobalts pickers shittingon me being in the bottom this
entire season, and suddenly Royal fallsoff the face of the earth and who
comes up. But Red Eye andBumble take that, man. I'm in
third, Todia, What a ridiculousmove like, going from sixth place,
two third place one race just becauseyou know the goat did fucking goat things

(46:52):
proud? Yeah, yeah, itjust kind of is what it is.
In second place, look, wealready know who was winning this thing,
so term you're in second place.Team of O Rangers, Savage Peters,
Pinkies, wolf Pack five five pointfive points, very respectable number. But
in first place. What a cubup for being dotagon. Honestly, we

(47:12):
got to talk about the Meme teamhere, Pippin pull out absolutely nowhere the
team Team Meme Team, Team Primary, Team Momo, Team Galactic and Team
Plasma six hundred and nine points.Congratulations, you are the champions the podcast.
Do you have a nickname you wantus to call you? Well,
when I took that trip out West, I think it really changed something in

(47:36):
me. I saw the land,I saw no horses, I saw cows.
I'm the cowboy, the cowboy cowboy, she don't be a cowboy.
Hell yeah, brother, that's whatwe like to hear. But let's move
swiftly on to the fan fantasy notmuch just changed here. Unfortunately, a

(48:00):
lot of the people picked the samemarbles, so you might might not see
a ton of change here, butlet's get into it. In fifth place,
it's Dad of Twinszo two with theteam of Orangers, Crazy Cats,
Eyed Savage Beaters Anteam Galactic six hundredand sixty points for him. In fourth
place, a common member of thetop five of any league with the team

(48:21):
of Crazy Cats, Eye Cobalts,Savage Beaters Anteam Primary six hundred and seventy
five point five points, It's FireMarble. In third place with the team
of Orangers, Crazy Cats, Eyed, Savage Beaters and Cobalts with six hundred
and eighty one points, it's JJAnd in second place, the man who
got me in trouble, the manwhose name I still probably can't pronounced.

(48:45):
It's Tuck Tyler. He told meto call him, so that's so I'm
gonna call him Tuck Tyler with theteam of Crazy Cats, Eze, Orangers,
Team five Aries, Savage Beaters sevenhundred and one points, meeting our
reigning fan champion. Stayed in thetop for like the top for like three
or four gps at this point,and I haven't kept track, but he's

(49:06):
been up here for a while.It's Andrew chap On aka Andy Chatbot with
the team of O Ranger, SavagePeters, Crazy Kat's Eyes Hazers. Seven
hundred and nine point five points.God damn incredible, credible. Grats Andy
chat but first, third, fourth, and fifth. That'll get that'll get
you there. Yeah, you wereyou here for the episode where we saw

(49:29):
Andy chat bots fucking display picture onTwitter. Yep, weapon in the laung
goddamn sees it. Let's go.Yeah, what a legend, absolute legend.
One hundred percent agree, But tokind of highlight where we are as
podcast members are in this decker seventyseventh place. That's out of one hundred
and seven. By the way,Hector seventy second sky let me that is

(49:53):
fifty fifth place. Not in ona fifty fourth place term. You have
forty fourth place and an unfortunate itfall from Grace formerly sixth now sixteenth.
Pippin not not a fantastic race.I'm gonna blame Team Blacktic. It's not
Team Glactics fault. They did nothingwrong. But yeah, that's part but

(50:14):
two. Why why are we celebratingpip again? Sixteenth of the page.
She was a goddamn podcast. Iwasn't celebrating anything. I was just saying
that I was hoping for to bein the top five. I was really
rooting for Pippin. He ing forPippin so much that Pippo not necessarily a
hoodie but so made to go starsBirch, He's coming your w also sticker,

(50:37):
maybe just like one of those comfortTease and eighty Chatbot. Hey,
we now follow each other on Twitter. He told us to dmhim on Twitter.
We'll reach out to you, oryou'll reach out to us. But
congratulations on winning fan Fantasy. Ifyou have the title, you want us
to call you for the future,let us know will I think we figured

(50:59):
it out a few herve AI eightychat Pot, screw chat GPT, I
only want anti Chatpot. But inin classic fantasy fashion, we've got to
highlight the worst team in the inthe bracket. I believe it is.
I believe the same person has aclaimed that title from the previous couple times

(51:19):
we've done it. This season,it's snow Drift the Jinks with the team
of hold On. You're buckling forthis one. Raspberry Racers, Pinkies Gliding
Glaciers and the Thunderbolts one hundred andseventy nine point five points. Reminder,
Andy Chatpot has seven hundred and ninepoint five points. Geez, not a

(51:43):
math podcast, but that a bigjump. That's only thirty six four points
than what the Savage Speeders got tofinish the championship. I will say,
on top of that snow drift,the jake sounds like a great SoundCloud rapper
name so hey, baby pursues somethingelse Marvel Fatus. Yeah, well he
you know the name was fitting becausehe certainly jinked those teams into oblivion.

(52:04):
Holy shit. Yep. Well,anyway, that's all we've got to fantasy,
unless somebody wants me to bring upsomething else. But I think that's
all I've got for you. Guys. Uh, do you ever pulled up
right now? Yeah? I do. What's up? Best finishing mom?
Or is that just predictions? Idon't know if the moms actually did fan
that was just predictions? Okay,oh god, be sure you have that
ready or Hector, I'm the onerunning it, damn it. I still

(52:27):
don't remember. Do you have thebobs ready? But guy, thank you
so much, problem for running fantasyguy. You know, I heard what
you said last episode. We're stillbest friends, right, you know it
was it was me trying to doa little Fourth of July Independence Day kind
of bit. You know, Ideclare my independence from you as a best

(52:49):
friend. But I think this wasbrought up at some point. I don't
remember if it's through our DMS orjust on a casual cop podcast conversation,
but yeah, I think you're right. This, this whole encounter has made
us grow closer as best friends.In my opinion, it was a little
friendly rivalry. It was really funnythey brought up the Revolutionary War because of
my father in law. Yeah,no, it was because you're the king
and fuck the king. Yeah,quite right. Hey, glad to see

(53:17):
that we're best friends. But Iam going to send over two actor.
Yeah you got it right. Yeah, I took twice this episode. But
send it over the actor, thePostman, the Duck, breaks Shorten,
theer d Conductor, the Duck Whisperer, and a member of the editorial board
of Project Barblart for predictions. I'mexcited for this? What's up? Actor?

(53:43):
Oh yes, yes, predictions withthe Poleman surprised you're excited for this,
but you're gonna have to wait alittle bit more because before we get
into any of the standings. Shoutouts to the people who correctly picked Red
Eye for both winner and fastest lap. So correct winner picks for Bull's Eye,
Cyani, Dash Jay Donut none again, Mystic Scott Slimeline and we hate

(54:06):
Dogs. Corred. I think I'veheard his name three weeks in a row
or something where he's just getting likesomething. Yeah, can confirm he has
three wins and one fastest lap correct, So yeah, I'm not surprised.
Yeah, that's yeah, Yeah,that's for fastest laps correct. Fastest lap
picks went to Aiden Marbley, marblesonBull's Eye, Ciani Detroit one Time,

(54:27):
scissordl thirteen, Aga Gold, Norm'sMum, and Tripod Reynolds. Troy one
Time is still my favorite name.Yeah, that is a very good name.
But also special congratulations to two newhonorary mums in Bull's Eye and Ciani
for correctly picking Red Eye for bothbobs. Who was it Bull's Eye and
Cyani? What are the honorary moms? Because they got perfect weekends? Damn

(54:50):
it, that's the yeahrd weekend.I'm a Marble bomb. You see his
title on my head, it's notthe one that goes over my shoulder.
This was not as heavy, butyeah, marble monterary, I'm also a
champion of it. So keeping hishead from expanding too much from what's about
to be announced, Nope, it'sall just go vertical. This I'm gonna
beware of this had for forever,Donna, God, thank you. Yeah,

(55:13):
the hat's gonna be welded onto himwith how big his head is.
But anyway, onto the podcast standingsin sixth place, a race win in
the last round was not enough.Nonagone has one hundred and ten points in
the last for the podcast, buddy, it's going great. It's going great.

(55:34):
You have taken over my job,and thank you very much. At
least I ended with a correct pick, so i'll take you you didn't.
Yeah, just like the bumblebees,man ya celebrate that going into Marble Lea.
Yeah, none is in thirty fourthplace out of seventy seven in the
fan standings. That I think that'sstill last place out of everyone who's submitted

(55:57):
every base but sure, yeah itmight be shut up. Yeah. In
fifth place for the podcast standings andthirty first place overall, barely staying ahead
of not a Gone with one hundredand sixteen points, no wins, one
fastest lap. It's Pippin Well penultimatebernds Man. Yeah, congratulations on being

(56:25):
penultimate. Yeah, yeah, thatyou did in fourth place, which nobody
wants with one hundred and twenty fourpoints, one win and no fastest laps.
It's Decca. Hey, it upas I was at the carriage this
weekend. I betrayed the whole podcastby bigging speedy, so sorry about it.

(56:46):
Yeah, I be Garba today.Yeah, the Savage Spears they may
have one verse. I'm that sure, you know. Yeah, I'm still
in fourth place and that's what hurtsmost. Yeah, that's why he's most
out of this and I don't loveit serves You're right for picking the Savage
speed Is to win the final race. Decca is in twenty fifth place out
of the fan standings and third placefor the podcast standings and fourteenth place overall

(57:12):
with one hundred and thirty nine points, one win, one fastest lap.
I'm not used to beating up thishigh. It feels good, so you
can end. Yay, gats didyou whisper to the ducks and they told
you what to pick, yep,and they told me to pick Mallard,
which kept me in third. Waityou okay, so he did move up.
That's good. No, I didnot move up. I've been that
had been sad if he moved up. Yeah, but yes, And now

(57:37):
in two the final top ten forthe fan standings. Before you do,
just real quick, because term caresthe best mom in this competition. Just
missed out on the top ten,which is why I just interrupted Hector in
eleventh places at out thirteen hundred fortyone points, dude, edge missed one
yep one thing. Yeah, missedone prediction, still came in eleventh overall

(57:58):
and wins the Mum Battle dances atall thirteen golden orbs his mum. All
right, Well, on to thetop ten of the fan standings, because
in tenth place for the fan standings, second place for the podcast standings one
hundred and forty six points, withone win and no fastest laps, it's
sky fuck yes, sky top ten, dude, let's go. I'm shocked

(58:22):
I managed to do it with onlyone win, so am I frankly,
yeah, they're just trivially impressive.You're not the only person with only one
win. Correct, but you arethe only person with only one win or
fastest lap combined. So well done. I gotta shake your herd. Thank
you. That's just that's a visualbits that that's great for podcasting. Actually,

(58:43):
oh yeah, we're definitely a videopodcast. All right, Well we
got Exactor next up. Quick shoutout to eighth place because the first of
our secret picks from previous top fivewho could still win with a pick of
Memo to win and Royal for fastestlap in the final race. What a
fall from Grace out of the topfive entirely down to eighth place. It's
TV diet. This is what happenswhen the beaver's back on. Yep,

(59:06):
you get yes. Tvida is aneighth place with one hundred and forty six,
beating Sky on the typebreaker with twowinds and no fastest laps tiebreakers.
Man and now onto the top five, skipping over seven and sixth because they
don't matter quite as much. Fifthplace with one hundred and fifty eight points,
three wins, one fastest lap.Go on, then term celebrate you

(59:30):
won the podcast standings. The bestthing about this is eclips small enough where
it fits right around by Uncle Sam. Had Happy Fourth of July to all
the fucking freedom muted lovers out there. Yea eagles Burgers. What a great
day for America, great day forthe world. My best friak got fuck
top ted. He's gonna come backbetter than ever. I mean, it

(59:51):
was a wild move that he breakedRema. But you know, I found
out the conspiracy. I sniffed itout. And that's what's America is fucking
about. You know, all thoseconspiracies that those terrible people are saying all
the time that aren't actually true.It's not a conspiracy theory. You just
gotta be fucking good at what you'redoing. You know what I did first

(01:00:12):
half of this season. It's pickingfun picks. Let's picking a lot of
fun picks. Let's picking Jock.Oh, Jock's going no, He's never
gonna win, obviously. So decidedright after that moment to get serious.
And you know what serious moments forme, bring fucking championship title belt.
And I absolutely love it. MaybeI said pipped like a fantasy equivalent of

(01:00:35):
it, but I rather just saidher a nice Indigo Star shirt because that's
our championship title. So I lovethe End to Go Stars. Very excited
that I made top five, buthey, just look out for me picking
serious picks every fucking race next season. Good luck. I mean, with
the all track record, it willprobably take you down, so you should
probably stick with the funny picks becausethey clearly work better. But congratulations Term

(01:00:58):
on winning the podcast standings and gettingfifth place. Very shocked about this.
I'm so excited. Well done.But now onto our remaining top four,
who were still the top four goinginto this race. So in fourth place
with one hundred and sixty five points, two wins, one fastest lap and
correctly picking red Eye to win thisrace but not getting fastest lap. It's

(01:01:22):
yelling all right, yelms in yelpsgone. We discussed it. Fourth place.
The Sees a good job in thirdplace with one hundred and sixty seven
points, two wins, one fastestlap, picked Mallard to win, and
bumbled the fastest lap in the finalrace. We have Golden Orbs, all

(01:01:43):
right, great job fourth, third, third, did not get fourth,
which is good because no one wantsfourth and he didn't get it. Asking
Ratulations to Golden Orbs for third placein the predictions competition. Second place with
one hundred and seven four points,two wins, two fastest laps, picked

(01:02:04):
bumble for both in this race,so I got a silver out of it.
We have Human eighty six. NowI'm just wondered if these picks were
made after our picks were posted live. Well, there's one more person who
did better than you in the inthe fans and oh boy term you were
tied with Scott Egger for the secondmost correct winner picks in the entire field

(01:02:25):
with three two. This might beyour dream come true for all right?
Okay, however, despite you bothhaving three, our winner in the predictions
tournament, after picking Red Eye correctlyfrom the top spot for this last race
with four correct race wins, onefastest lap and one hundred and eighty six

(01:02:47):
points twelve ahead of second place,we have our champion. Never eat Dawn
Soap, not Aggman. Yeah,but I never eat Don Soap too.
I will not eat down Soap inyour honor. Good job. Absolutely.
I would like to put it outthere that in Reddit DMS they sent hashtag

(01:03:12):
pinky Dud winner Red Eye, fastestlap bumble, hope chalk makes you proud,
colon Uppercase d to which I repliedChalk made me so proud of falling
down just enough spots to let theThunderbolts beat them by one point in the
team standings. Choc did everything exactlyright. Great job. Now get the
fuck out of here. I lovethe fact that you were just carrying beefs

(01:03:34):
into the offseason. Keep it up, but a heap. Yeah, congratulations
to never eat Dawn Soap. You'vebeen up in the top five a lot.
But I don't believe he ever scaledthe mount into four, so congratulations.
Why do you even bring up Eggman? You teased me because Eggman also
had tied for second most correct Winnowpicks all right, Chods doesn't know how

(01:03:55):
to pay attention to the fact thatScottiger wasn't in the list of good I'm
too excited about all this, shipMan. This is the last race of
the Season's a lot going on.The Orangers made the bodium out nowhere,
that's wild. I learned. Howabout this title? Belt on my head?
It's great marble Bastard championship title.It's right on my head down because
I have an uncle Sam had onhappy for the July again. Well,

(01:04:18):
that is it for predictions for thisseason of Mobula one. Congratulations to the
top five. Congratulations a term forwinning the podcast standings, and congratulations to
Never Eat Dawnslope for winning the fanstandings. There you act there for doing
the predictions update. Shout out toNever Eat out So we did that ship
for the fans. Congratulations. Hitme up for Birch. You're not getting

(01:04:39):
the belt. That's not part ofthe Birch deal. Sorry about it.
Hey, what a great fuck eightseason though, like, and what a
great race I had this season?Yeah? I agree, Yeah, absolutely,
this is a good video. I'llbe rewatching it for a while.
Yeah. Do we know anything aboutwhen mL is going to be there?
No clope, We have no idea. Sky you do what I do?

(01:05:00):
Now? Do you know? We'llshow you us next week. That's gonna
be fucking awesome at this point,don't care what the jm our schedule is
because our schedule is fucking packed withawesome guests. We have Wolf coming on
a couple of weeks after that.I don't know. We might take Break
Jade. It's coming on. Jane'sgoing back new Marvel Sports Films video that

(01:05:21):
he will be heavy coming out likerate when we're doing the episode it's gonna
be fucking sick. He was awesomelast time, but very stoked about Wolf
coming on. I love that dude. At some point, hopefully we'll figure
out when Marble League comes on,but I have both subscribed for the Patreon
until they come out with that Membersfucking Race. I don't know. Yes,

(01:05:43):
I think that's the next on thatradar, but we don't know when
that's coming out. We'll cover itwhen it's on the radar, like hell
the Marble has been on the radar. Yeah, it's gonna be the twenty
four we're gonna cover the same one, same episode, Bad Race on Patreon
twenty four minutes A little Marble Parttwo because if you remember April Fool's Day,
guys, not hat on. Butwhat if Lamarble two is just the

(01:06:04):
fan raise like they have the fansjust do a twenty four minute like onslaught.
It would be a fucking bagger andI love that. Yeah, twenty
full members of La Marble love.Yeah, hell yeah. Actor looks let
it roll, letter roll

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