September 6, 2023 • 27 mins
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(00:00):
So like I was thinking about likegoing like more of like a ghoulish way
of like after the actual intro,just going hello, everybody, Welcome to
the number one podcast Marble Sports.That is let it roll. I feel
like we're gonna give the spooky season. So I've been waiting for October.
Man, wait till well, waittill October. Okay, so that's probably
(00:22):
when we get the freak Marbles finalityeverybody, and welcome to the number one
podcast Marble Sports. Let's just rule. We guys think about that, and
that's pretty good, right, shout, we just do this. Great,
let's do it. Come on,let's get into this. Let's go.
Probably twenty three has been delayed andstaid bitching about it. We're going to
bussy elliot round. We're getting ourfreak car. We're putting this thing down.
(00:43):
We're flipping it and guess what,we're fucking reversing it too, to
sit back, trap it down andlet it roll. Yeah, Hey,
(01:08):
everybody, welcome to the number onepodcast in Marvel Sports. Let it roll.
I have you're a t We arefucking back. We have thinking a
hiatus for a while. I sawmy championship title belt here I forget what
I wanted. I want to deservethis. But here we are. We're
back, and you know who I'mjoined by. I'm joined by the number
one Canadian of all time, copared it of the eight fuck it dead
(01:30):
of the year. It's been toolong, good bookie, a great gambler
both of Canadian light enthusiasts. Andhey baby, my new best friend.
That's Decker. What's up Deck?Whoa man? I'm feeling great. I'm
just happy to be back here talkingabout marvels. It's been way too long,
what two months almost with nothing totalk about in the JAMR world,
(01:53):
Like, thank god we got somethingin it. And I'm about to get
a little freaky this episode. Yeah, I'm about to get by freak of
who We're sure dude. Also,it hasn't been two months we did Jeopardy.
You just chose to opt out ofthat because you're like, oh,
I know any answers, which isa good move on your part, good
for the brand of Decker enthusiast.You know what, I just didn't want.
(02:15):
I didn't want to show anybody up. You know, like my marble
knowledge is it's pretty good man.Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get
it. And you know the personthat you would be showing up that is
Hector, the post bat, theduck Boy extraorder there, the conductor,
a member the editorial board Project Marbleand uh yeah overall funck Boy short and
(02:35):
now what's up after? We're back? Baby, We're back, and so
is that goddamn title. But Iam so happy to be back here.
It's been way too long. Ihad to get a job to fill the
time between our recording episodes. It'shorrible. It's wild because we don't make
any money here. I know.It's just like you've just been spending imaginary
(02:57):
money and you're like, ah,fuck, maybe I should get a job
exactly tonight, let's go. Ohit's so good to be back. Oh
yeah, and uh you know Skycan't be here at night. He's the
second pe to mypod. I'm sadabout it. Also, I just looked
back a love our episodes where hecalled it that Purdue was gonna be in
(03:21):
the Citrus Bowl. He was like, what about what there's distinguished ones.
They were sponsored by cheese. Itlooked up just a boy. The greatest
thing it's Sky's absence. It's fuckingnot a God's here. The great space.
Oh I wait, I'm a replacementall right. I don't know what
his name is anymore, but Ifucking loved gone and he's back and better
(03:42):
than ever. He is a greattake for us tonight, but he has
a guy. I have to waitfor that. What's up, Donagun?
Yeah, I definitely had a takethat I remember what it was in the
last hour. That says a lot, man, because I spent like forty
minutes on the Freak Marble's website lookingfor things to talk about. You know,
you figure out the camera situation doesn'tlook like it. No one can
(04:05):
see my face. I guess mylittle bit of face reveal exposure at Jeopardy
was just too much for my WiFi. Hodesley, I agree, too,
handsome. Oh yeah, and uhyeah, Louis which of the Midwest?
She's out here, not be here, but she'll be here in a Yeah.
I don't know if she said shewould be here, so it's gonna
(04:26):
be wild if she does show up. We actually do have a mail back
tonight. M Oh, that's wild. I don't show up, please,
I want my job back. Iposted on Twitter that we are recording tonight.
I'm not calling this motherfucker. XUh. This is the worst fucking
shitetting into it. Not get it. I'm not gonna do it. Nope,
(04:47):
No, I'm not mad about Okay, I'm not mad about it.
Yeah it's still Twitter. Move on. Yeah, yeah, for sure.
I think I ever read a redtweet. All right, another time.
But we have a new competition.This competitions full marbles are fucking freaking man,
(05:08):
and I'm very excited about it,kind of. I mean, it's
literally just the Brokeman's SMR for me, but not to the point where it's
like I don't want to watch it, because I love SMR and I actually
think this series has a lot ofpotential. I love what they did.
The intro was better than Marbula onethis season. Hey, at least they
(05:30):
had better graphics and they gave Gregso general is here, sorry interrupting the
wicked Witch of the Midwest. TheKazoo kid, Yeah, Kazoo with you.
It's on. I don't think Ihave the levels high f all right,
We're trusted our gut here because sheis. She is the Briberry Indigo
(05:54):
star said, what's up it?Nothing mess just said. This is the
first appearance of College Pippin. Idon't know if you notice that I'm in
a different spot. Wow, pimp, you gotta get some posters on that
goddamn wall. Maybe I still haven'tset you the merch for the Indigo Stars.
Maybe they don't have a poster backgroundright there? What dogs still have
(06:15):
a poster? Yeah, we'll findyou a better teach on this podcast.
I got you. How you doingthe wall? All right? But Decker
was going on very passionate R rightnow. Decker, I am sorry.
You know, the pivot shows upout of nowhere. This is what the
(06:35):
wicked witch of the Midwest does,so please continue Decker term. I'm always
happy to make time for Pip.She's growing up in front of her eyes.
She's at college now. Wow.Wow, always make time for that.
Like I said, this is sortof the Brokeman's SMR in a sense.
They did do a few things right. Like I said, Marbula one
(06:56):
intro was terrible compared to this intro. Greg had like a whole in it
to talk about the marbles. Thatwas great. The race itself little lackluster
for me, didn't really mean anything. The marbles were too big for the
circuit. In my opinion, butthey did do a lot of things right
in this series. The camera workwasn't awful. I mean, all in
all, I'm kind of pumped forthis. I think the season, the
(07:17):
finale is kind of going to bewhat Maker breaks for freak Marbles. But
all in all, hey, atleast we got some action. We got
marbles racing on a circuit again.It's fun. Hell yeah, yeah,
that is basically the same source asI've got about this. Like, I'm
always happy to have more SMR content, even if it's not the actual SMR
races. But like the fact thatthere's not really the history that normal Sama
(07:40):
Rai has was kind of a bitof a detractor for me. But hey,
it's a sponsored series. They doevery now and again. They need
to keep the lights on, Hector. Honestly, I thought you'd be pissed
off about this with how well thiswas done, the intros that they did,
and like, you guys don't getthe respect that you deserve, Like
fucking Rodney Dajerfield in SMR, Yeah, I get no respect, And like
(08:01):
you're just sitting here just going like, yeah, well, like these marbles
that we'll see one time, I'mperfectly fine with them getting all of the
respect and see. This is becauseI'm an eternal optimist and just want to
believe that they'll transfer this over tothe next season of SMR. I believe
they will do that. If theydon't, I will be incredibly pissed about
it retroactively exactly, Hector exactly.And that's how I feel about it.
(08:24):
I want to see this, likeI want to see Ghost Plasma get a
little bit of an intro at arace, you know, super Bowl,
get a little like give me fourmarbles intro. Four marbles every race and
you can cover the entire field easilyin a ten race season. So like,
I love that. Just give mea little bit of background, give
Greg twenty seconds to talk about eachmarble. It just leads up to the
(08:45):
race. It gives it more hype, It gives it more meaning when they
start rolling on that sand. Solike, I thought that was a great
thing they added here for freak marbles. There was one thing that was really
missing in this race though, wasthat that when the timers going on the
lap time on that and you don'tknow where they are in the circuit and
where the where the finish is goingto be. Where was that maybe I
(09:07):
was really hoping you were saying theone thing that was bassic was cool Booty,
because you know that guy, he'sgoing to be outstanding. He was
there. Yeah, I mean watchit. Get ready for season two.
Freak boogaloo. There we go.We got o. God. I'm like
ninety nine point five percent sure.All that intro stuff was only there because
(09:28):
the sponsor wanted them there, becausethey wanted us to know who the marbles
are. So I have a feelingthey're just gonna forget to do that once
SMR comes back, probably, butI agree. I do hope they,
you know, give more of anintro before the because SMR is so short,
like it's a five minute video.Usually you can make it seven.
Yeah. Yeah. So like thesemarbles, like, can we buy them
(09:50):
anywhere? Yeah? According to theirwebsite, there is no release date on
there, so I have no fuckingclue when they're releasing until I went to
the j our video and no,it was not Greg Woods who said when
it would release. You scroll downin the description and it says it will
release this September in Spain and Portugaland in the rest of the world in
twenty twenty four. A, thisis your calling were I am the nearest
(10:18):
person to spain on this podcast toget the marbles and chip them to all
of us. I can do thatbit. Boy. Yeah, I thought
that the stats thing was really cooland I would love to see that in
SMR, partly just so that Icould see the fan base argue over every
single staff would oh you would youknow a span base would absolutely argue over
(10:39):
it. I've seen read it.But yeah, I mean, just coming
back to what not Gonna said abouthow the sponsor probably wanted all of that
intro stuff. Honestly, I thinkthat's a good thing because the fact that
they kind of pushed it onto them, which that's you realize what happened,
but the fact that the sponsors kindof pushed that onto them and we're responding
well to that, Like, ifjam are actually take that on board,
(11:01):
then that is a massive move.And like the sponsorhip. Sponsorships are good
just because JAMR actually get the money, but they're also good because you can
actually try things out that people caneither not care about or really care about
a lot, and if things gowell in that then they can actually keep
them. And yeah, I absolutelylove that about the sponsored series. Yeah,
speak not care about. I don'teven know what happened in the Endurance
(11:22):
funnel thing. I think Oceanics wonanother title that was the Limas, so
we don't have to have it inthere. So the Fruit League prophecy is
off. That's what I'm here.The fruit Leage prophecy has happened already.
The Limas won something in twenty twentythree, and that's all they're ever going
to do, all right, bellyellows a lot, everybody, remember it's
(11:43):
a fucking odd year. Oh Igot what you got? Yeah. I
think this is one of the bettersponsors we've gotten in a while, just
because like the fact that they're pushingso much promo onto jam R is making
the series actually, like you know, noticeably existent, which is more than
I can say for G Force andfor the whatever is the World Cup thing
(12:05):
that I barely remember exists, andeven SM six like, so I hope
they take some publicity lessons from themand going in the other direction. It's
also really nice that JMR is givingthis uh company that I never knew existed
and their YouTube channel only has onehundred forty subscribers some publicity Because I didn't
(12:26):
care about these marbles until we didour tearless stream and then I formed a
lot of opinions. And now Iactually have like stakes in this competition.
Well, I will say, ohmy god, I don't know how much
respect they're giving you them because theyare actually competing at do pursued for both
of these races. Seems like itwas on two different days. Uh,
(12:48):
but no they were. They wereat dods. You want to intro otherwise,
like you know, it's kind oflike like a D two coach like
come to zeus like as a scout, which is like, all right,
whatever, it's not the top tiership. We're a dorms. Get this
(13:09):
place is the best. And Gregeven said it going get into the first
race, Yeah yeah, the tracktemperature didn't It wasn't anywhere close to the
ambient temperatures. Ambient temperature was sooff of the race temperature. Yeah yeah,
How are we gonna get our tiresout? How are we gonna roll?
Well? And this said we needthree out of five BFT three big
(13:31):
boots, got damn more. Weneed more, we need bar but good
news. Second race for my boycame out showed out because is it looking
fun I've ever seen in Marble racelike Peepod. There's a four out of
five. When this track is hot, pe Pod comes out and races like
nobody else. And I don't understandhow anybody could bet it be against this
(13:56):
guy. Yeah, Yanni the Bully, Yanni the bull spot, I get
it. But Pea Pod, ohman, you know what's good about Peapod.
You can have more than one racerthere. You know Sky is the
Pea a bipod. Well, I'malso a pe in that pot as well,
so we can bide together. Wedo a super say of fusion together,
(14:16):
and we're winning every fucking grady youknow what we do. So it
just going out there. The cuteto fucking marble, little curly tail on,
the fucking body part. Man,you see the hit boints on.
It not existed. This guy's amazingto me. Nana got put him so
high on our definitely official and notsubjective tier list. Yeah, totally watch
(14:37):
that for sure. Yeah, yeah, definitely, yeah, I definitely watched
that. Yeah, it's great.Guys did well. Yeah, I mean
that does just bring me on tothe one actual point that I have about
this entire video, and that's thatGreg Wood said that consistency was going to
be key for this entire series withthe two races and the top two go
through. People came last one firstand the Greg Woods. I don't like
(15:01):
to say this, but you weretalking complete bollocks. Yeah, you take
one look at the way that theraces are scored, and you know full
well it's gonna be the two winnersof the two races that go. Honestly,
I'm here for it though, Likeit's only two races. Who gives
a shit about I got second inthe first race and in the second race,
so I should definitely no, butno, just like just move on.
(15:22):
There are so many people complaining aboutthat, and like I understand because
all the people who would complain aboutthat are like Marble League brain but still
it's just just it's freaked marbles.It's not the Marble League. Anybody ever
think about that? Maybe the podsare angels and devils, that they're on
your shoulder and that they hang aroundyou. About that and I don't want
(15:46):
well, I think it's a checkoat hide situation where Peepod one at peace
thinks Peepot two, hey go thefinal four baby possibly you win a championship.
Let's go peepod with Ni tomorrow.Janni the Bull is I hope he
Paw two is the one that racesin the final then, But also my
(16:07):
complaint is, what is it Yannythe Bull Johnny the Bull? They misspelled
his name because on the website andon the car it's spelled j O h
n y. And the only thingI liked about this marble is that the
spelling is so stupid. That's theonly thing I like about this marble.
And then they would go in andchange the spelling to something normal looking,
and I'm like, you took awaythe only redeeming factor about this basic ass,
bitch, red ass. It lookslike he has accepted Pierce. He
(16:32):
has accepted Pierce, and it's awesome. He's like a punk chick. I'm
like, oh seven, I lovethat. That's when I graduated high school.
Two, you're pronouncing his name wrong, regardless, it's Yanny the Marble.
We don't pronounce Jay's this fucking podcast. That just just get the wrong
(16:52):
spelling right in the video. That'sall that, all right, So we're
not going to get into like theother groups. We'll do that when the
other groups come up. Oh yeneed something to tell those shit about them.
The marbles haven't been released. Ihaven't seen any point. Does anybody
(17:17):
else have anything on the race?I think Sneaky probably should have got it,
but I got sucked up that DNF. I'm pretty sure they would have
if not the NF they were running. Well. Yeah, but Peeple got
one as well, so you knowPepo's dog. I don't know, man,
I just honestly, I think thesemarbles are too big for the SMR
style circuit. That shade of themarbles. They're not bad, they're just
(17:40):
big, like like example, they'reeight footers. No, they're not six
feet tall like like like SMR marbles. They're they're like eight feet tall.
They're they're big marbles and the circuitisn't designed for these kind of marbles.
The racing was clunky. There wasn'ta smooth passing. All of it just
seemed like just whoever got to theatom you win. Like it was like
(18:00):
there was no racing involved. Itwas just like anything could happen at this
point. Sure, that's fun forsome people, but I'm in it for
the racing. Yeah. I didactually notice that as well, like,
I'm very hopeful because it certainly seemedlike they made this course for a sand
marble rally racing and then just threwthe freak marbles on there. I really
hope they actually did that because thatmeans these courses, which were really good
(18:21):
courses, really were going to becoming back for SMR. And like,
yeah, it was very obvious thatthey were very clunky around those races because
they were like there's another five millimeters, Like it's the same difference. It's
the same difference between the SMR competitorsand the Marble Leak competitors. Yeah,
the only is already big. Theonly bit of racing I remember, aside
from the two runaway key chain marblewins, is the is like bee bug
(18:45):
like jumping the wall in the firstrace and doing other stops and other races
too, Like that was the onlymemorable thing I remember. It is actually
pretty cool that the bee was theone doing that. Other than that,
yeah, I don't remember what happened. And I'm also sad that Sneaky DNF
because Sneaky was my rid of thegroup. Yeah, Steve, he was
dog. But I mean, alsowe're we're thinking about this all wrong,
(19:06):
guys. We were at Dord's Gaptoday. That is obviously the worst of
the two SMBR places. Once youget these marbles into Doper's dune, once
you get Yanni the Bull and Peepotinto Doper's Dune, all all all bets
are off. These guys are goingto be a basic. I can't wait
(19:26):
to see the eye a suron whateverDecker was excited about. I think group
yellow. I what yellow eye,yellow Jelly or jelly. I but we
don't pronounce Jay's on this podcast.Well, yellow Eyes coming back, m
one, He's coming back for freakmarbles. I guess. I am so
(19:47):
excited for you know, like Dord'sGap we have been saying for a long
time, worse of the two tracks. We're by fire. So we get
we get Pepot. We're getting twopeas in one pot. This was all
filled. No, this was allfilmed to your same day dude. Sorry
to met it for everybody, butno, no, dolper Student's gonna pop
(20:07):
up. I hope so man,but I don't think so. Hey pud
put up? Okay, okay,pal So A final thoughts on the race,
would you have a bailback tonight?I mean, you know what it
was, Marble sports man, giveme more. I'm excited for next week.
(20:27):
Yeah yeah, yeah, just thefight that we got anything at all
is huge given how crazy the communityhas been going. So yeah, give
us more pleasing Yeah, off topic, but I think important tangent is that
Marble League twenty twenty three, asfar as we know it isn't delayed by
this. It's delayed by the entiretyof what was twenty twenty two. And
it's genuinely stupid. How I wassitting through July and August not doing anything
(20:52):
when we could have been having aMarble League then, and it made me
really nostalgic for twenty twenty and twentytwenty one, and now we have to
sit with the autom Marble League andit's like, bro, why do you
blow the summer months breaking news?Somebody playing their Morning Jim said that we
had draw and qualifiers recorded before you'refucking and one was done by Bye bye
(21:15):
X files music, X files Music. Here we are huh. So this
is the lay Marble leat Tway twentythree, which, yeah, Rangers are
gonna win. Don't worry about it. You guys don't gotta think about it.
(21:36):
Hey, if you're thinking about it, don't think about it. But
we have a mail bagget because Pippashowed up. Wait, I am going
to send it over to the postman, the duck boy extrawer there, the
conductor. He's gonna read a mailbag. So I got my job back
for now, for now, anew actor. You know, it's time.
We got a couple of repeat mailbaggers. It's time to open the
(22:00):
let it roll mail backs. Christthat right there is the mail. Now
let's talk about the mail. Canwe talk about the mail? Please?
Mac And we'm dying to talk aboutthe mail with you. Are they okay?
Well in that case, let's geton with it. So the one
mail bag we have right now isfrom Human eighty six, regular friend of
the show, and it says,well, it looks like the ghost Marble
(22:22):
isn't a part of this freak Marblesthing. So I guess I'm going to
have to actually choose a competitor toroute for. Oh, I know the
Godzie. They weren't in groupe,so that means they're either in Group B,
C or D. At least thismeans I'll have to wait any more
than three weeks to see my favoritefreak marble roll on that sand course.
So where's Gods yet? I don'tknow this neither Who's good thought it was
(22:47):
going to be a god looking marble. I didn't even look. It's the
Gods looking marble. And it's theonly a freak marble that's not competing in
this series is here its competing becausethere's twenty five freak marbles and they can't
fit that evenly, so they cutone because he's ugly. Yeah, he's
ugly. He's the second because he'snot. We're not shaming people based off
(23:12):
of their looks on here. Obviouslythere's like there's like a mainstream you know,
ugliness, which that's that's that's badbeauty standard. No, but this,
this is bringing shame on the nameof Godzilla. If you're gonna do
a chippy version of Godzilla, youwould do it right and not make it
(23:34):
look like fucking dry Bones if hewas on crack disgusting. I love dry
Bones, all right, But Ijust found out is we are naming another
marble in one of the groups wholooks most like like a fucking lizard person.
We're naming that guy god see andhe's our goat deal all right,
(23:56):
Yeah, I just I mean,I obviously watched not Gonna Pippins tier list
ranking, but for the benefit ofpeople who didn't very long to last bottom
of the D two, it wasn'tat least you know what, it was
(24:18):
really fun to see you guys figureout stuff in real timeline. It's a
very it's a very slow video.You guys were great guys figured out the
acacies of the emotional states of freakMarbles about seven minutes of content. Yeah,
go to go to reddit dot com, slash user slash and on agone
(24:42):
twenty one for the condensed version.Is that opposite post that on the YouTube?
Please don AGA's all a text wordsthat doesn't work for that. And
guess what sub is that We willbe back to talk about Group B next
(25:02):
week, so enjoy that. It'sgonna be a lot of fun. And
oh man, I don't really freakingout. But also we're getting in the
spooky season. Maybe I'll just tryout bits. It's September. You gotta
wait till groups see man, it'ssome groups see the one with all like
(25:23):
the real Freaky Marbles, like FantasyFantasma or whatever, and I don't know.
Honestly, I will just say thisto all of you guys. I
have no clue why Runs is justlike, all right, we're gonna start
this stay during the middle of thefootball season. I don't understand this.
I don't understand the whole thought processby this. They had a bunch of
(25:45):
shit recorded before everyone was done.I don't get it. I mean,
really, the reason why they arenot really caring that it's football season in
the US is because they're not American, and therefore they don't actually care about
the sports of America America. Yeah, I don't know. I think that
(26:07):
like they should have put this outbefore that. I don't know if they
didn't have a sponsor or not,but I don't know. I feel like
we just kind of waiting. Theydo Friday, they do Friday releases,
Sunday's football, Thursday nights football,Friday's nothing. When it comes to Friday
is high school football except except forthe commissioner. Nobody cares about that.
(26:29):
Yeah he's school Marte Pan. Anyways, in college, hey, my wife,
are its cool? Football is thething? It's wild, honestly,
but yeah, suck at Michigan.You guys have had our number for the
(26:52):
past two years. But hey,Pippin, we're coming for you because college
football's back, baby, I guesswhat for Anybody still listening to this podcast,
go check out to Kumos if youwant to know more about Freak Marbles.
He's got a great breakdown on hisYouTube channel of it's I think it's
called Freak Marbles Explained. Go watchthat video. It's fantastic. The Kumas
(27:15):
is pretty good at explaining everything.Yeah, you get blow back on him.
He's freaking out. Oh yeah,you're freaking out too over these marbles,
man, They're too fucking freaky.Flatter roll see guys next week.
Let it roll. Yeah,
So like I was thinking about likegoing like more of like a ghoulish way
of like after the actual intro,just going hello, everybody, Welcome to
the number one podcast Marble Sports.That is let it roll. I feel
like we're gonna give the spooky season. So I've been waiting for October.
Man, wait till well, waittill October. Okay, so that's probably
(00:22):
when we get the freak Marbles finalityeverybody, and welcome to the number one
podcast Marble Sports. Let's just rule. We guys think about that, and
that's pretty good, right, shout, we just do this. Great,
let's do it. Come on,let's get into this. Let's go.
Probably twenty three has been delayed andstaid bitching about it. We're going to
bussy elliot round. We're getting ourfreak car. We're putting this thing down.
(00:43):
We're flipping it and guess what,we're fucking reversing it too, to
sit back, trap it down andlet it roll. Yeah, Hey,
(01:08):
everybody, welcome to the number onepodcast in Marvel Sports. Let it roll.
I have you're a t We arefucking back. We have thinking a
hiatus for a while. I sawmy championship title belt here I forget what
I wanted. I want to deservethis. But here we are. We're
back, and you know who I'mjoined by. I'm joined by the number
one Canadian of all time, copared it of the eight fuck it dead
(01:30):
of the year. It's been toolong, good bookie, a great gambler
both of Canadian light enthusiasts. Andhey baby, my new best friend.
That's Decker. What's up Deck?Whoa man? I'm feeling great. I'm
just happy to be back here talkingabout marvels. It's been way too long,
what two months almost with nothing totalk about in the JAMR world,
(01:53):
Like, thank god we got somethingin it. And I'm about to get
a little freaky this episode. Yeah, I'm about to get by freak of
who We're sure dude. Also,it hasn't been two months we did Jeopardy.
You just chose to opt out ofthat because you're like, oh,
I know any answers, which isa good move on your part, good
for the brand of Decker enthusiast.You know what, I just didn't want.
(02:15):
I didn't want to show anybody up. You know, like my marble
knowledge is it's pretty good man.Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get
it. And you know the personthat you would be showing up that is
Hector, the post bat, theduck Boy extraorder there, the conductor,
a member the editorial board Project Marbleand uh yeah overall funck Boy short and
(02:35):
now what's up after? We're back? Baby, We're back, and so
is that goddamn title. But Iam so happy to be back here.
It's been way too long. Ihad to get a job to fill the
time between our recording episodes. It'shorrible. It's wild because we don't make
any money here. I know.It's just like you've just been spending imaginary
(02:57):
money and you're like, ah,fuck, maybe I should get a job
exactly tonight, let's go. Ohit's so good to be back. Oh
yeah, and uh you know Skycan't be here at night. He's the
second pe to mypod. I'm sadabout it. Also, I just looked
back a love our episodes where hecalled it that Purdue was gonna be in
(03:21):
the Citrus Bowl. He was like, what about what there's distinguished ones.
They were sponsored by cheese. Itlooked up just a boy. The greatest
thing it's Sky's absence. It's fuckingnot a God's here. The great space.
Oh I wait, I'm a replacementall right. I don't know what
his name is anymore, but Ifucking loved gone and he's back and better
(03:42):
than ever. He is a greattake for us tonight, but he has
a guy. I have to waitfor that. What's up, Donagun?
Yeah, I definitely had a takethat I remember what it was in the
last hour. That says a lot, man, because I spent like forty
minutes on the Freak Marble's website lookingfor things to talk about. You know,
you figure out the camera situation doesn'tlook like it. No one can
(04:05):
see my face. I guess mylittle bit of face reveal exposure at Jeopardy
was just too much for my WiFi. Hodesley, I agree, too,
handsome. Oh yeah, and uhyeah, Louis which of the Midwest?
She's out here, not be here, but she'll be here in a Yeah.
I don't know if she said shewould be here, so it's gonna
(04:26):
be wild if she does show up. We actually do have a mail back
tonight. M Oh, that's wild. I don't show up, please,
I want my job back. Iposted on Twitter that we are recording tonight.
I'm not calling this motherfucker. XUh. This is the worst fucking
shitetting into it. Not get it. I'm not gonna do it. Nope,
(04:47):
No, I'm not mad about Okay, I'm not mad about it.
Yeah it's still Twitter. Move on. Yeah, yeah, for sure.
I think I ever read a redtweet. All right, another time.
But we have a new competition.This competitions full marbles are fucking freaking man,
(05:08):
and I'm very excited about it,kind of. I mean, it's
literally just the Brokeman's SMR for me, but not to the point where it's
like I don't want to watch it, because I love SMR and I actually
think this series has a lot ofpotential. I love what they did.
The intro was better than Marbula onethis season. Hey, at least they
(05:30):
had better graphics and they gave Gregso general is here, sorry interrupting the
wicked Witch of the Midwest. TheKazoo kid, Yeah, Kazoo with you.
It's on. I don't think Ihave the levels high f all right,
We're trusted our gut here because sheis. She is the Briberry Indigo
(05:54):
star said, what's up it?Nothing mess just said. This is the
first appearance of College Pippin. Idon't know if you notice that I'm in
a different spot. Wow, pimp, you gotta get some posters on that
goddamn wall. Maybe I still haven'tset you the merch for the Indigo Stars.
Maybe they don't have a poster backgroundright there? What dogs still have
(06:15):
a poster? Yeah, we'll findyou a better teach on this podcast.
I got you. How you doingthe wall? All right? But Decker
was going on very passionate R rightnow. Decker, I am sorry.
You know, the pivot shows upout of nowhere. This is what the
(06:35):
wicked witch of the Midwest does,so please continue Decker term. I'm always
happy to make time for Pip.She's growing up in front of her eyes.
She's at college now. Wow.Wow, always make time for that.
Like I said, this is sortof the Brokeman's SMR in a sense.
They did do a few things right. Like I said, Marbula one
(06:56):
intro was terrible compared to this intro. Greg had like a whole in it
to talk about the marbles. Thatwas great. The race itself little lackluster
for me, didn't really mean anything. The marbles were too big for the
circuit. In my opinion, butthey did do a lot of things right
in this series. The camera workwasn't awful. I mean, all in
all, I'm kind of pumped forthis. I think the season, the
(07:17):
finale is kind of going to bewhat Maker breaks for freak Marbles. But
all in all, hey, atleast we got some action. We got
marbles racing on a circuit again.It's fun. Hell yeah, yeah,
that is basically the same source asI've got about this. Like, I'm
always happy to have more SMR content, even if it's not the actual SMR
races. But like the fact thatthere's not really the history that normal Sama
(07:40):
Rai has was kind of a bitof a detractor for me. But hey,
it's a sponsored series. They doevery now and again. They need
to keep the lights on, Hector. Honestly, I thought you'd be pissed
off about this with how well thiswas done, the intros that they did,
and like, you guys don't getthe respect that you deserve, Like
fucking Rodney Dajerfield in SMR, Yeah, I get no respect, And like
(08:01):
you're just sitting here just going like, yeah, well, like these marbles
that we'll see one time, I'mperfectly fine with them getting all of the
respect and see. This is becauseI'm an eternal optimist and just want to
believe that they'll transfer this over tothe next season of SMR. I believe
they will do that. If theydon't, I will be incredibly pissed about
it retroactively exactly, Hector exactly.And that's how I feel about it.
(08:24):
I want to see this, likeI want to see Ghost Plasma get a
little bit of an intro at arace, you know, super Bowl,
get a little like give me fourmarbles intro. Four marbles every race and
you can cover the entire field easilyin a ten race season. So like,
I love that. Just give mea little bit of background, give
Greg twenty seconds to talk about eachmarble. It just leads up to the
(08:45):
race. It gives it more hype, It gives it more meaning when they
start rolling on that sand. Solike, I thought that was a great
thing they added here for freak marbles. There was one thing that was really
missing in this race though, wasthat that when the timers going on the
lap time on that and you don'tknow where they are in the circuit and
where the where the finish is goingto be. Where was that maybe I
(09:07):
was really hoping you were saying theone thing that was bassic was cool Booty,
because you know that guy, he'sgoing to be outstanding. He was
there. Yeah, I mean watchit. Get ready for season two.
Freak boogaloo. There we go.We got o. God. I'm like
ninety nine point five percent sure.All that intro stuff was only there because
(09:28):
the sponsor wanted them there, becausethey wanted us to know who the marbles
are. So I have a feelingthey're just gonna forget to do that once
SMR comes back, probably, butI agree. I do hope they,
you know, give more of anintro before the because SMR is so short,
like it's a five minute video.Usually you can make it seven.
Yeah. Yeah. So like thesemarbles, like, can we buy them
(09:50):
anywhere? Yeah? According to theirwebsite, there is no release date on
there, so I have no fuckingclue when they're releasing until I went to
the j our video and no,it was not Greg Woods who said when
it would release. You scroll downin the description and it says it will
release this September in Spain and Portugaland in the rest of the world in
twenty twenty four. A, thisis your calling were I am the nearest
(10:18):
person to spain on this podcast toget the marbles and chip them to all
of us. I can do thatbit. Boy. Yeah, I thought
that the stats thing was really cooland I would love to see that in
SMR, partly just so that Icould see the fan base argue over every
single staff would oh you would youknow a span base would absolutely argue over
(10:39):
it. I've seen read it.But yeah, I mean, just coming
back to what not Gonna said abouthow the sponsor probably wanted all of that
intro stuff. Honestly, I thinkthat's a good thing because the fact that
they kind of pushed it onto them, which that's you realize what happened,
but the fact that the sponsors kindof pushed that onto them and we're responding
well to that, Like, ifjam are actually take that on board,
(11:01):
then that is a massive move.And like the sponsorhip. Sponsorships are good
just because JAMR actually get the money, but they're also good because you can
actually try things out that people caneither not care about or really care about
a lot, and if things gowell in that then they can actually keep
them. And yeah, I absolutelylove that about the sponsored series. Yeah,
speak not care about. I don'teven know what happened in the Endurance
(11:22):
funnel thing. I think Oceanics wonanother title that was the Limas, so
we don't have to have it inthere. So the Fruit League prophecy is
off. That's what I'm here.The fruit Leage prophecy has happened already.
The Limas won something in twenty twentythree, and that's all they're ever going
to do, all right, bellyellows a lot, everybody, remember it's
(11:43):
a fucking odd year. Oh Igot what you got? Yeah. I
think this is one of the bettersponsors we've gotten in a while, just
because like the fact that they're pushingso much promo onto jam R is making
the series actually, like you know, noticeably existent, which is more than
I can say for G Force andfor the whatever is the World Cup thing
(12:05):
that I barely remember exists, andeven SM six like, so I hope
they take some publicity lessons from themand going in the other direction. It's
also really nice that JMR is givingthis uh company that I never knew existed
and their YouTube channel only has onehundred forty subscribers some publicity Because I didn't
(12:26):
care about these marbles until we didour tearless stream and then I formed a
lot of opinions. And now Iactually have like stakes in this competition.
Well, I will say, ohmy god, I don't know how much
respect they're giving you them because theyare actually competing at do pursued for both
of these races. Seems like itwas on two different days. Uh,
(12:48):
but no they were. They wereat dods. You want to intro otherwise,
like you know, it's kind oflike like a D two coach like
come to zeus like as a scout, which is like, all right,
whatever, it's not the top tiership. We're a dorms. Get this
(13:09):
place is the best. And Gregeven said it going get into the first
race, Yeah yeah, the tracktemperature didn't It wasn't anywhere close to the
ambient temperatures. Ambient temperature was sooff of the race temperature. Yeah yeah,
How are we gonna get our tiresout? How are we gonna roll?
Well? And this said we needthree out of five BFT three big
(13:31):
boots, got damn more. Weneed more, we need bar but good
news. Second race for my boycame out showed out because is it looking
fun I've ever seen in Marble racelike Peepod. There's a four out of
five. When this track is hot, pe Pod comes out and races like
nobody else. And I don't understandhow anybody could bet it be against this
(13:56):
guy. Yeah, Yanni the Bully, Yanni the bull spot, I get
it. But Pea Pod, ohman, you know what's good about Peapod.
You can have more than one racerthere. You know Sky is the
Pea a bipod. Well, I'malso a pe in that pot as well,
so we can bide together. Wedo a super say of fusion together,
(14:16):
and we're winning every fucking grady youknow what we do. So it
just going out there. The cuteto fucking marble, little curly tail on,
the fucking body part. Man,you see the hit boints on.
It not existed. This guy's amazingto me. Nana got put him so
high on our definitely official and notsubjective tier list. Yeah, totally watch
(14:37):
that for sure. Yeah, yeah, definitely, yeah, I definitely watched
that. Yeah, it's great.Guys did well. Yeah, I mean
that does just bring me on tothe one actual point that I have about
this entire video, and that's thatGreg Wood said that consistency was going to
be key for this entire series withthe two races and the top two go
through. People came last one firstand the Greg Woods. I don't like
(15:01):
to say this, but you weretalking complete bollocks. Yeah, you take
one look at the way that theraces are scored, and you know full
well it's gonna be the two winnersof the two races that go. Honestly,
I'm here for it though, Likeit's only two races. Who gives
a shit about I got second inthe first race and in the second race,
so I should definitely no, butno, just like just move on.
(15:22):
There are so many people complaining aboutthat, and like I understand because
all the people who would complain aboutthat are like Marble League brain but still
it's just just it's freaked marbles.It's not the Marble League. Anybody ever
think about that? Maybe the podsare angels and devils, that they're on
your shoulder and that they hang aroundyou. About that and I don't want
(15:46):
well, I think it's a checkoat hide situation where Peepod one at peace
thinks Peepot two, hey go thefinal four baby possibly you win a championship.
Let's go peepod with Ni tomorrow.Janni the Bull is I hope he
Paw two is the one that racesin the final then, But also my
(16:07):
complaint is, what is it Yannythe Bull Johnny the Bull? They misspelled
his name because on the website andon the car it's spelled j O h
n y. And the only thingI liked about this marble is that the
spelling is so stupid. That's theonly thing I like about this marble.
And then they would go in andchange the spelling to something normal looking,
and I'm like, you took awaythe only redeeming factor about this basic ass,
bitch, red ass. It lookslike he has accepted Pierce. He
(16:32):
has accepted Pierce, and it's awesome. He's like a punk chick. I'm
like, oh seven, I lovethat. That's when I graduated high school.
Two, you're pronouncing his name wrong, regardless, it's Yanny the Marble.
We don't pronounce Jay's this fucking podcast. That just just get the wrong
(16:52):
spelling right in the video. That'sall that, all right, So we're
not going to get into like theother groups. We'll do that when the
other groups come up. Oh yeneed something to tell those shit about them.
The marbles haven't been released. Ihaven't seen any point. Does anybody
(17:17):
else have anything on the race?I think Sneaky probably should have got it,
but I got sucked up that DNF. I'm pretty sure they would have
if not the NF they were running. Well. Yeah, but Peeple got
one as well, so you knowPepo's dog. I don't know, man,
I just honestly, I think thesemarbles are too big for the SMR
style circuit. That shade of themarbles. They're not bad, they're just
(17:40):
big, like like example, they'reeight footers. No, they're not six
feet tall like like like SMR marbles. They're they're like eight feet tall.
They're they're big marbles and the circuitisn't designed for these kind of marbles.
The racing was clunky. There wasn'ta smooth passing. All of it just
seemed like just whoever got to theatom you win. Like it was like
(18:00):
there was no racing involved. Itwas just like anything could happen at this
point. Sure, that's fun forsome people, but I'm in it for
the racing. Yeah. I didactually notice that as well, like,
I'm very hopeful because it certainly seemedlike they made this course for a sand
marble rally racing and then just threwthe freak marbles on there. I really
hope they actually did that because thatmeans these courses, which were really good
(18:21):
courses, really were going to becoming back for SMR. And like,
yeah, it was very obvious thatthey were very clunky around those races because
they were like there's another five millimeters, Like it's the same difference. It's
the same difference between the SMR competitorsand the Marble Leak competitors. Yeah,
the only is already big. Theonly bit of racing I remember, aside
from the two runaway key chain marblewins, is the is like bee bug
(18:45):
like jumping the wall in the firstrace and doing other stops and other races
too, Like that was the onlymemorable thing I remember. It is actually
pretty cool that the bee was theone doing that. Other than that,
yeah, I don't remember what happened. And I'm also sad that Sneaky DNF
because Sneaky was my rid of thegroup. Yeah, Steve, he was
dog. But I mean, alsowe're we're thinking about this all wrong,
(19:06):
guys. We were at Dord's Gaptoday. That is obviously the worst of
the two SMBR places. Once youget these marbles into Doper's dune, once
you get Yanni the Bull and Peepotinto Doper's Dune, all all all bets
are off. These guys are goingto be a basic. I can't wait
(19:26):
to see the eye a suron whateverDecker was excited about. I think group
yellow. I what yellow eye,yellow Jelly or jelly. I but we
don't pronounce Jay's on this podcast.Well, yellow Eyes coming back, m
one, He's coming back for freakmarbles. I guess. I am so
(19:47):
excited for you know, like Dord'sGap we have been saying for a long
time, worse of the two tracks. We're by fire. So we get
we get Pepot. We're getting twopeas in one pot. This was all
filled. No, this was allfilmed to your same day dude. Sorry
to met it for everybody, butno, no, dolper Student's gonna pop
(20:07):
up. I hope so man,but I don't think so. Hey pud
put up? Okay, okay,pal So A final thoughts on the race,
would you have a bailback tonight?I mean, you know what it
was, Marble sports man, giveme more. I'm excited for next week.
(20:27):
Yeah yeah, yeah, just thefight that we got anything at all
is huge given how crazy the communityhas been going. So yeah, give
us more pleasing Yeah, off topic, but I think important tangent is that
Marble League twenty twenty three, asfar as we know it isn't delayed by
this. It's delayed by the entiretyof what was twenty twenty two. And
it's genuinely stupid. How I wassitting through July and August not doing anything
(20:52):
when we could have been having aMarble League then, and it made me
really nostalgic for twenty twenty and twentytwenty one, and now we have to
sit with the autom Marble League andit's like, bro, why do you
blow the summer months breaking news?Somebody playing their Morning Jim said that we
had draw and qualifiers recorded before you'refucking and one was done by Bye bye
(21:15):
X files music, X files Music. Here we are huh. So this
is the lay Marble leat Tway twentythree, which, yeah, Rangers are
gonna win. Don't worry about it. You guys don't gotta think about it.
(21:36):
Hey, if you're thinking about it, don't think about it. But
we have a mail bagget because Pippashowed up. Wait, I am going
to send it over to the postman, the duck boy extrawer there, the
conductor. He's gonna read a mailbag. So I got my job back
for now, for now, anew actor. You know, it's time.
We got a couple of repeat mailbaggers. It's time to open the
(22:00):
let it roll mail backs. Christthat right there is the mail. Now
let's talk about the mail. Canwe talk about the mail? Please?
Mac And we'm dying to talk aboutthe mail with you. Are they okay?
Well in that case, let's geton with it. So the one
mail bag we have right now isfrom Human eighty six, regular friend of
the show, and it says,well, it looks like the ghost Marble
(22:22):
isn't a part of this freak Marblesthing. So I guess I'm going to
have to actually choose a competitor toroute for. Oh, I know the
Godzie. They weren't in groupe,so that means they're either in Group B,
C or D. At least thismeans I'll have to wait any more
than three weeks to see my favoritefreak marble roll on that sand course.
So where's Gods yet? I don'tknow this neither Who's good thought it was
(22:47):
going to be a god looking marble. I didn't even look. It's the
Gods looking marble. And it's theonly a freak marble that's not competing in
this series is here its competing becausethere's twenty five freak marbles and they can't
fit that evenly, so they cutone because he's ugly. Yeah, he's
ugly. He's the second because he'snot. We're not shaming people based off
(23:12):
of their looks on here. Obviouslythere's like there's like a mainstream you know,
ugliness, which that's that's that's badbeauty standard. No, but this,
this is bringing shame on the nameof Godzilla. If you're gonna do
a chippy version of Godzilla, youwould do it right and not make it
(23:34):
look like fucking dry Bones if hewas on crack disgusting. I love dry
Bones, all right, But Ijust found out is we are naming another
marble in one of the groups wholooks most like like a fucking lizard person.
We're naming that guy god see andhe's our goat deal all right,
(23:56):
Yeah, I just I mean,I obviously watched not Gonna Pippins tier list
ranking, but for the benefit ofpeople who didn't very long to last bottom
of the D two, it wasn'tat least you know what, it was
(24:18):
really fun to see you guys figureout stuff in real timeline. It's a
very it's a very slow video.You guys were great guys figured out the
acacies of the emotional states of freakMarbles about seven minutes of content. Yeah,
go to go to reddit dot com, slash user slash and on agone
(24:42):
twenty one for the condensed version.Is that opposite post that on the YouTube?
Please don AGA's all a text wordsthat doesn't work for that. And
guess what sub is that We willbe back to talk about Group B next
(25:02):
week, so enjoy that. It'sgonna be a lot of fun. And
oh man, I don't really freakingout. But also we're getting in the
spooky season. Maybe I'll just tryout bits. It's September. You gotta
wait till groups see man, it'ssome groups see the one with all like
(25:23):
the real Freaky Marbles, like FantasyFantasma or whatever, and I don't know.
Honestly, I will just say thisto all of you guys. I
have no clue why Runs is justlike, all right, we're gonna start
this stay during the middle of thefootball season. I don't understand this.
I don't understand the whole thought processby this. They had a bunch of
(25:45):
shit recorded before everyone was done.I don't get it. I mean,
really, the reason why they arenot really caring that it's football season in
the US is because they're not American, and therefore they don't actually care about
the sports of America America. Yeah, I don't know. I think that
(26:07):
like they should have put this outbefore that. I don't know if they
didn't have a sponsor or not,but I don't know. I feel like
we just kind of waiting. Theydo Friday, they do Friday releases,
Sunday's football, Thursday nights football,Friday's nothing. When it comes to Friday
is high school football except except forthe commissioner. Nobody cares about that.
(26:29):
Yeah he's school Marte Pan. Anyways, in college, hey, my wife,
are its cool? Football is thething? It's wild, honestly,
but yeah, suck at Michigan.You guys have had our number for the
(26:52):
past two years. But hey,Pippin, we're coming for you because college
football's back, baby, I guesswhat for Anybody still listening to this podcast,
go check out to Kumos if youwant to know more about Freak Marbles.
He's got a great breakdown on hisYouTube channel of it's I think it's
called Freak Marbles Explained. Go watchthat video. It's fantastic. The Kumas
(27:15):
is pretty good at explaining everything.Yeah, you get blow back on him.
He's freaking out. Oh yeah,you're freaking out too over these marbles,
man, They're too fucking freaky.Flatter roll see guys next week.
Let it roll. Yeah,
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