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October 16, 2023 • 70 mins
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(00:05):
Ladies and gentlemen. Boys and girls. This is the moment you have all
been waiting for. The drawers inthe books. The teams are set for
Marble League twenty twenty three, andwe are here to chat, bound,
to sit back, strap it down, and let it roll. Whoa,

(00:37):
hey, everybody, Welcome to thenumber one podcast in Marvel Sports. Later
Roll. I am your first termand we are back fucking Maple League twenty
twighty three. And tonight I amhere with the transfering Music City Bowl winner,
great son, jes As Citrus Bullparticipant, our favorite commissioner, half
man, half marathon runner, misterVacation, my best friend, a man

(01:00):
of many classes at the Astrodidja thatis sky Skuy. Welcome back. How
are you. I'm doing great,Term. It's good to be back.
I missed the Marble League. I'vemissed all of our heavy hitting Marble teams,
you know, the freak Marbles.I mean, they were fine,
but he didn't. They don't havethe same star power, you know.
And I missed our Marble League teams. Yeah do you know one of that?

(01:22):
By the way, it was Peepotright, yeah, all right.
And we are also joined by thenumber one Canadian of all time, Thatt
of the Year, Wolston Gannadian lightenthusiast, good bookie, a great gobbler,
Bog's best friend. That's Decker.I do Deck. Hey, term,
it's been a week. Both mykids are in daycare now, so

(01:45):
you know that equals all of usin this household getting sick. So we
all have a cold right now.I may sound a little congested, but
I finally got to watch the qualifiersthis afternoon, late, little late,
but better late than ever. Andnow I'm fired up. I'm fired up,
man. It's starting this week rightFriday, No, Tuesday, Tuesday,

(02:06):
Tuesday. I'm pumped. Schedule isridiculous. But we are also joined
by the great Sphinx that's on goon. Yo. Hello, I'm doing great.
Reason number one being obvious and reasonnumber two being we ran out of
those tiny fucking trash bags that Iwas complaining about for the last however many
months. Yes and yes, wewent to Target found nice thirteen gallon trash

(02:30):
bags, which is what we hadwhen we first moved in, and they
fit perfectly and all's well with theworld again. Oh yeah, man,
look at you move it on outand Finally, we are joined by possibly
the most depressed versity of the world, the postmat duck Boy extraor there the
conductor. Oh man, they wereduck Ones nope, and a member of

(02:53):
the editorial board of Project Marble Earth. They actor sad Weekend, right,
finally my turn. Oh well,I've had two days to process it.
I'm doing okay. But yeah,it is a sad moment when the Green
Doctor lose their perfect Attendant status.Yeah. I wouldn't know as an Arrangers

(03:15):
fan, but that's thanks for you. It'll happened to you eventually. Term
it happens to us all. AndI can now accept that fact. Gout
it because we're a good team.And I said last year that your team's
full of frauds. I fuck you. See you guys in the showdown.
At least you got Team Plasma.Ah. But yeah, that's why I'm
not the most depressed person in theworld. Yeah, for sure. But

(03:38):
let's get into it. We hadour qualifiers, we had the draw.
Anybody watched the draw because I didit. I watched where the Orangers were.
I was like, I don't carewho they're WITHO. I watched after
the old Rangers saw the Savage Speedersin Group B. They went down the
funnel so fast to go into groupIt was hilarious. Best part of the
draw I did see. Yeah,they were up against each other. That's

(04:00):
the only one I saw. Yeah, honestly, the draw, I get
why it's its own video. It'sbuilding hype, but like, it's not
that interesting. It's just like theypicked the groups. All the interesting stuff
happens in the qualifiers. Yeah,I didn't even know there was a draw
video, to be honest, Ihad no idea. Yeah, honestly,

(04:21):
they should just be combined all intothe first thing, and that we do
qualifiers and that maybe friendly round islike a different video, But I wouldn't
complain about that. Honestly, thatwould work quite nicely. I agree.
I agree, but I feel likeit'd be better if they combined, like
the the Friendly Round with the draw, because the draw doesn't have as much

(04:42):
impact. Neither is the Friendly round. But being able to see the Friendly
round would allow you to see theinitial events, yes, that the qualifiers
are all going to be, andthat would help build hype for the actual
qualifiers themselves. And then you couldalso have just the flight of the bumblebee
video you know, out and aboutdoing its own thing. Yeah, yeah,

(05:03):
I like the idea. That makessense to me. Uh yeah,
just add them to one of thevideos and then we got it all figured
out. Speaking of the Friendlies,did anybody watch that I put in?
I watched the first I know youdid, Sky, but anybody else outside
of Sky? Did anybody really careabout the Friendlies? Did? And I
did? And I didn't care,yeah that much. I was watching with

(05:24):
friends and they're very distracting. SoI didn't watch the Friendlies. But did
you guys watch the promo and eventsreveal thingy with Dion skydiving in a bumblebee
costume? Yes, I was justmentioning it. Also that that was the
one where they released the calendar andit was at the end. Yeah yeah,
I skipped through that portion of thevideo to the calendar. What did

(05:45):
you watch? Qualifiers? He watchedthe one that natas. I will say,
I am wearing my Hazer's hat rightnow in solidarity because they did have
the four teams that were relegated andyou know, not competing until Showdown Race.
So shout out to the Hazers forme one of the only teams not

(06:05):
in this video. Lots some prayers, baby, yeah, Like, I
have no idea why this is.Like I thought we perfected the formula for
that last year, like have theFriendly Round and the Showdown Friendly Round.
Like I know they did it lastweek because it was the new teams and
they hadn't actually been relegated, butlike it works to have two friendly rounds,

(06:26):
Like, just do it. It'sfun. Yeah, And I mean
the hazes are a huge fan base. Actually, I want to see the
top four go against the relegated ones. That would be great. Just put
them all in, like do that. The relegated teams are just going to
win every time, just because that'show the world works, and it's just
it's going to be terrible for OpticsBingo, and then they're gonna get relegated

(06:47):
again the same year. You know. Look, I like the idea of
having the Showdown relegated teams compete withthe other teams competing in the Friendly Round,
But man, I don't want tosee Team go Act to get beat
by the solar flares. That's weird, right, just taking random shots at
the solar flares. There's plenty ofbed Team Sky. Come on. They

(07:08):
still haven't changed their Twitter Day Solarflares are the worst ones, though they
still haven't changed their Twitter dame fromso what who cares? The keeps adding
me on Twitter to these popularity contests? Yep, yeah, me too?
Is your team's fault? Were doingwell at them? Are? You're looking
at a finalist for those polls?By the way, Yeah, I missed
the Rangers one. Obviously we wouldhave won if I retweeted it. Missed
the whole thing and I was outfirst round, So shout out to me.

(07:30):
Come on, tis time for everything. Let's get to these events.
For the qualifiers, we got Honeycomb, Team Pursuit, start Off bat.
Those are like gravit tracks, right, yep, yeah, yep, it
was cool. They were really like, actually we saw this event back in
twenty nineteen. It was just itwasn't cooled. That was called like gravitraks

(07:51):
slalom, but it was basically thesame event. I really like it and
I'm glad it's actually coming back becauseyeah, it's a fun event. Yeah,
they brought it back, except longerwith more twists and turns, which
just makes it better. It alsohelps the Crazy Cats has absolutely demolished everyone
else in their heat but even withoutthat, it's it's a fun event to
watch. Uh Yeah, I likethe camera on the down and turn just

(08:16):
seeing them like zig zag throughout thewhole thing. That was really dope.
Yeah. Also, all the complainingwe've done about the camera, that was
a really good camera angle. Thisis an event where where the camera from
the finished nine actually works because becauseof all the turning, you can see
where they are. Whereas in sprint, it's like breath so much better than
five meter sprint. Yeah. Ido appreciate that it's like the first three

(08:37):
to cross as well. I thinkthat's awesome. Yeah, and yeah,
overall, hey, bumbs up,don't change it. Hey, Term,
this is jam R we're talking about. Yeah, good event, anything else
on it. I agree with you, Term. I like the fact that
there's the whole three marble finish thingbecause it incorporates some strategy with you know,

(08:58):
the fourth marble can push the thirdone forward, and it makes it
more of a team event, right, it's not just it's not one individual
marble where it's like, if youdidn't know how the rules was, you
would have just thought, oh okay, red Eye carried their team, Speedy
carried their team. This is justmarble Marbula one on a grab at tracks.
Yeah yeah, like it's really makingit different from all the sprint,

(09:20):
relay hurdle stuff like that is alljust one level racing at a time,
Like it's just first across. Likeit's nice having something that's different as a
race. Uh, yeah for sure. And although I do have to shout
out to the Turtle Sliders were absolutelydominating the Savage Speeders. Keep boys,
let's go crush. But that wasgreat after they won that, I was

(09:43):
rooting for them to finally qualify.I just don't think the Savage Speeders are
very good on turns, Like theydid really good straight line kind of marbles,
but as soon as they have todo all that ziggity zaggy stuff that
they had to do in the teampursuit, it was just they couldn't reach
their top speed. They got tooslow sky they got second. No,
they didn't win. Look at SavageSpeedway, it's entirely won big straights away

(10:03):
at the end. They just can'tdo cut, they can't do coolners.
Yeah second in this event. Guystoo slow Yeah I know, yeah,
first loser. They only got twelvepoints. Nerds get fifteen. Come on,
just win? And who won itfor Group A? Crazy Cat's eyes.

(10:24):
Yeah, I gotta cover that.I got to talk about the Snowballs
real quick, though, and I'msure we'll talk about them more. But
I cannot believe that they got secondin this event and then actually managed to
qualify. You love to see it. I love to see it too,
but it's crazy to not think thisteam was going to do anything. They
thought they were like dead in thewater. Nobody seemed to care about them
at all. Billy was rapping aboutthem. Okay, Billy was sure like

(10:50):
you weren't. I appreciate them aswell, and I'm definitely not Billy Fine
fine to quote with the sours dinosaurswho gave them the right snow the only
one that's ever had the right tobe good until now. I, against
my better judgment, did a qualifyingprediction on Reddit and said Group A is
really close. Every single team onthere except the Snowballs has a shot,

(11:13):
and maybe the Snowballs the group justto spite me before the events, lrunch,
Come on, no, this thiswas the day before I knew what
the events were. I knew whatthe events were. This is the day
before it, and then after thatI said, what if they just win
the group just to spite me?Lol, Rang hates me? And then

(11:35):
that actually happened. So yeah,I'm an oracle, I'm a reverse oracle,
and there's you lose not a gun. To be fair, your prediction
was kind of half right because GroupA was actually very very close. There
was oh very much. So therewas there was one point separating six and

(11:58):
seventh and one point separating seven andaids, so you had that right.
Meanwhile, group B there was likemassive jump of between six and seventh.
Yeah, that's because the turtle slidersdominated, right, Yeah, yeah,
definitely. All right, let's moveon to five meters sprint. It's a
classic yeah, no complaints, ticA good event, always has been typical

(12:18):
arrangers, mellow yellow having a photofinish. I don't know if that's ever
happened before, but it feels likeit happens all the time. And uh
yeah, pretty good event. We'veseen it many times. I mean,
anybody stand out. I want tosay this. I know Hector probably will
get into it, but I feellike this was the downfall for the Green

(12:39):
Ducks here and the sprint race andBilly almost almost coming second in the heat.
I think it was like points zerozero two second something stupid like that.
But that was the ultimate downfall.It just the trajectory went straight down
for them after that. I'm notsure I cool out the downfall Wave definitely

(13:00):
gets that title. Yeah yeah,but this was just like this is what
started it. Once the avalanche isgoing, there's no stop. I mean,
to be fair, this is kindof like where the Green Ducks usually
are and qualifiers, with the exceptionof twenty nineteen, they only ever really
skirt by, like they've not beena powerhouse, and like this is just
like kind of normal for them.I just don't expect them to usually get
last in something, which is tomy mind what costs them that. We'll

(13:22):
get into it. The Green Ducksare usually decent at sprint though, aren't
there they are? Yeah, whereaswaves, okay, waves something, usually
expect them to tank because that's whatthey do. I wave every time.
But I feel like I agree withDecker here. They've only done wave like
three times, one of them.They won it in the twenty twenty one
qualifiers, and then since then they'vetanked. I remember, I just remember

(13:45):
they got last and waved twenty twentyone and then didn't do any better this
times of Breast of the Ducks.Sorry about it, Hector, I can't
get enough of them. Yeah,it doesn't really stood out to be a
better sprinty years. What their heat? Yeah, the third heat of Group

(14:07):
A, all four of them beatall the other times of Group A.
And that was funny. That wassick. I noticed that after the event
and I was like, help meget like third place or whatever. It
was like it was fucking crazy withthe photo finish too, like those do.
And there was one shocking pun intendedmoments that I want to talk about,
and that was the Thunderbolts winning theirheat, Like how did that happen?

(14:28):
Oh? Yeah? Like can wejust skip ahead from him? Like
Thunderbolts confirming they qualified after three events. The Thunderbolts, Jesus Christ, who
saw that coming? They change alltheir members or something? Again, No,
they changed nothing, nothing, Theychanged nothing, and yet they were
also qualified after three events. Agood thing they were, because they kind

(14:52):
of sucked in the funnels. Theydid, Jesus, They didn't suck more
than Red Eye did. Yeah,I just tried to raise down to the
bottom or something like that. Ididn't understand the rules, I guess,
but yeah, next to them wehad was the what was it actually called
the region march wave. Yeah it'sswing wave. Yeah yeah, yeah,

(15:16):
it's swing wave but with fire.Were there jousting sticks? There was no
jousting sticks. It was upset withjousting sticks. It was a tug of
wool for jousting, which apparently tugof war is very similar to Okay,
all right, so swing waves toolong? What is this? Like?
Why are we wait too long?Why are we forced to watch this?

(15:39):
It's literally like half the video.I think it's painful, and that's including
like the friendlies at everything. It'sjust like, how do we fix this?
Get rid of it. I wasn'ton I wasn't on board with the
swing wave hate until now. Butyeah, swing wave trash, Get it
out of it. Definitely, Notnot even that it's trash. It's just
it's way too long and it getsboring. Term and I were talking about

(16:02):
this prior to the podcast, andI think that what you got to do.
Term said it, you got todo it like curling. You got
to have multiple swing waves going atone time, so you have four teams
competing in one video each time youjust have an overview of it, and
you get through the event in halfthe time, and then nobody's getting bored.
Yeah, and then you also gotto stack the replace, so it's

(16:25):
like you could just rewatch everything likereal quick and just get like shorter replaces
totally. Yeah, get the goodparts for their client into each other.
But that's all you really need.And I'm glad you figured that out.
Deckre Like, it's a solid enoughconcept. I think it's originally Hubolino.
I could be wrong. I don'tremember. And it's nice, but it
feels like they're trying to make itan every year kind of thing, and

(16:47):
it's not interesting enough for that.It just isn't. Yeah, I mean
I'd rather have some event like thisthan some other events like that. Yeah,
me too, absolutely. But onething we I thought about it we
could do to make it shorter iswe just cut it down to one run
per group of two, Like whatif we did something where we like alternated

(17:08):
the marbles, or instead of havingall five and one lane, we just
like kind of alternatum, so youhave one lane of I say, Melo
Yellow Ranger, Mel Yellow Ranger,mel Yellow Ranger and that way, it's
more even, so you don't haveto worry about like once I being stronger
than the other, and you'd cutthe run time in half by having one
run. It seems like the bestsolution in my opinion. Yeah, I

(17:32):
definitely would be on board with that. I mean, we've thrown around the
idea of having it be like atournament bracket style, but I mean that
would take a longer. So yeah, no, that was the downfall of
curling. It was. Yeah,it definitely was like I quite like the
event in an individual thing, butlike, yeah, I agree, something
to speed it up would be goodbecause like, it's a decent event,

(17:55):
but it's not that interesting and havingit drag on for so long. I
still want a tournament style, butonly in twenty twenty six, after we
never see this event again. Untilthen, I'm sorry, not on,
but I don't think that's gonna bethe case. We're seeing the seeing every
single year, like you said.Sorry, But on the subject of that,
how are the team's not figure outthe strategy for this event yet go

(18:18):
for nine every time? If yougo over, great, If not,
you hit nine points, I couldsay, tell out the team plasma last
year it was crazy. I cansay for the Arrangers Undigo Stars throw us
off. They're bad. They're abad team, so they don't know what
they're doing, and they forced usto like be bad at it. We
went against literally any other team,even Internal Sliders. Are you talking about

(18:41):
the twenty twenty one gold medalist inthe Swing Wave? To come on,
they don't know what they're doing.They've done it in years, feels like
decades. I'm sure Pippin would agreewith me. Feel like Pippin would smack
you right now. I'll put itup. They're crazy cats. I've figured
out the meta because they're too fast, and there's solution was just bump into
the Blackjacks over and over again toslow their momentum down. And they really

(19:04):
nailed it in the second. Itwas so nice. It works nice.
I do appreciate that. All right. So last event that was Funnel Endurance
is whether it's still calling it again? Yep, yep, still calling it
Funnel Endurance? Ever change and yeah, of course actually they did change it.

(19:27):
Yeah. For the worst as Iknow is the Raspberry Racers. They
showed off as they always do inthis cat the event, and I don't
appreciate it. I know they didn'twind Chasma one and it took them from
sixth to first. Yeah, itwas nice. I've got to enjoy the
one team I have that did well. Come on, rather not talk about

(19:48):
any teams you like? Yeah?Yeah, quick? Completely aside from the
teams I like. Like funnels wasat its best. I think last year
when they had the full old tonatingone by one green funnels and orange funnels.
This year, like four green funnels, it doesn't work as well,
Like why did they do that?Why do they feel they need to change

(20:10):
it up every year? Like,this event's a classic for a reason.
It works, you don't need tochange it up. I completely agree Hector.
Not having orange funnels made everything justone speed. Yeah, and once
everything was one speed, it madeit really hard for the marbles to show
off the skill required in this event. You know, morbiles weren't hitting each
other all that often because they wereall going slow to begin with, and

(20:30):
you need to see much dunking likewe're used to with them experimenting with funnels
until last year when we got whatI think is the perfect iteration. But
and I think the reason they triedall green funnels is because we keep saying
the green funnels are the best,except they don't work when it's just green
funnels, because the green funnels arereally great at equalizing everybody, but that

(20:53):
happens in every funnel. So likethe each funnel is its own individual event
and none of the other ones matteruntil you get to the last ones.
Like I was ragging on Red Eyeearlier, he was looking really good until
the last funnel, which is theone funnel where he blew it, and
then then that caused him to blowthe event, blow the event. And
on the one hand, yeah,sure that means you lost whatever, But
on the other hand, like therest of the funnels don't matter. I

(21:18):
get what you're saying, but canwe at least be happy we didn't get
those shitty camrangles we got last MarbleLeague is the funnel. We didn't get
any of that, So thank god, let's take some positivity out of this.
Going into this event as an ORangers fan, I was excited.
I saw Canoan up there, theone of the greatest to ever do the

(21:38):
funnel. He's basically the Wayne Gretzkyof marbles when it comes to funnels,
and when I saw that guy outthere. He was just crushing it.
I was getting excited. I'm yellingat the TV. Holy shit, this
guy's Wayne Gretzky's at the top ofthe funnel. Everybody dropped through. Sure
enough, he didn't win it,but I mean, this was the most
exciting event for me. I thinkdefinitely had me on my feet. You

(22:00):
can get excited for funnels regardless ofwhatever color they are, green, orange,
red, black, white, whateverthey are, I think it's still
a great event. Yeah. One, absolutely love Kenny on the funnels.
This guy, he had a lotof skill to him. He was boxing
guys out even after he fell backrecovered, he was in last spot,
and then worked his way back intolike the top five sky. By the

(22:23):
way, that's the bright orange onewho's kicking everybody else's ass. If you
didn't fucking know, I thought hewas a clear one with then a little
bit of red in him that wentdown the funnels really really fast. Not
that one, No bright orange one. It looks like a badass. Two.
Yeah, everybody hates the shot fromunder the balls. I'm glad we

(22:44):
don't have that anymore. And three, I do think that we need variation
with funnels. I think we hadit perfect last year, and if you
go back, we definitely said thatand they didn't listen. So yeah,
to answer the question on that onesign everyone's talking about, we do like
looking at balls, just not fromunder the green funnel. Please, thank
you. Shout out to Tacubos.I still can't believe they let them get

(23:10):
away with that poster, just frontand center view to the I bet you
like looking at balls? When theywere announcing that, they didn't make it
too right, like they put upthat graphic right next to it. That
was exactly what an appened. Doyou see your team doesn't qualify by one
point, followed by I bet youlike looking at balls? You you don't

(23:33):
get to do it for a while. Yeah, exactly crazy but yeah,
like one, thank you JMR forfinally listening to camera time with BGBT.
Geez. Honestly, if they're goingto go for all the same kind of
funnel, I'd rather they just keptit with all orange funnels, because that
was really quite an interesting one thatwe have some really fun stuff with how
fast they go, Like I likethe green funnels, but all green funnels

(23:56):
worked a lot worse than all orangefunnels, but yeah, alternating like they
did last year. Should have stuckwith that. Funnels are always good,
but this was the second worst iterationof funnels that have appeared in Marble League.
Twenty twenty one was the worst.I hated that one. Let's reserve
judgment, guys, Let's wait tillwe see it in the actual Marble League.
I think it was actually quite exciting, especially Group B and the final

(24:22):
funnel, the battle for the finalfunnel. You got the big zoom in
on the last two marbles there.There was a couple bumps going on.
It was felt like it was inslow motion almost, but it wasn't.
I thought that was exciting, SoI mean, maybe I'm just looking for
the things to be excited about withthis event. But oh no, I
don't think this funnel versions that bad. I mean, funnels are still a
good event, but like just comparedit to the other correction, this is

(24:45):
the fourth best iteration that we've hadin Marble Thank you. Yeah, positive
attitude, yes, but yeah,like that that fighting Group B was really
good as well. It was likeTeam Plusman had a solid lead it early
on, but it wasn't quite soliduntil the end. Like the fight with
Raspberry Races, like they're always goodat this, and it showed totally.

(25:07):
Yeah, they showed off and stillgave it. What second, Yeah,
it's because they showed off. Youneed to not show off in the funnels.
Also off there like fucking you know, definitely picking up. Well,
I think I just came in witha bit of a different perspective in this
event than you guys did because Ididn't have a team that I was really
cheering for in the qualifiers. Galacticalready made it, so I was really

(25:30):
just looking for a good event here, and if I was comparing this to
previous funnels, you know, it'snot nearly as good, especially when not
against twenty twenty two. But therewas a lot of drama in the sense
of like, well, it's thelast one of the qualifiers, and a
lot of teams were really close toeach other, like so like if you
were in six or seven, thisis make or break, and you know

(25:52):
they weren't. There weren't a tonof teams that were already auto qualified at
this point, right Like I thinkthere's probably a couple of one. I
think just Thunderboard. No, therewas so no there was from group is
like a couple. If they did, Greg didn't mention. Yeah, yeah,
the Crazy Cats and Snowballs were altoqualified presumably, which is why the
Crazy Cats ays were like, let'ssee what happens when we stick red Eye
and lull all x D all right, and then immediately note to self,

(26:18):
don't put red Eye in. Anotherthing I want to say about was like,
you know Team Momo in this event, like they were I was afraid
they weren't going to qualify entirely honest, but yeah, they managed to clutch
up. They got a back toback silver is getting a silver in this
event, and Gliding Glaciers were ina similar boat, back to back golds
in the last two events to manageto qualify and second in Group A.

(26:40):
I think, so like there wasa lot to there was a lot of
drama going for some teams. Againjust back to Team Plasma, not just
because I like them, I promise, like sixth going into the funnels like
they were right on the line,and then with that when they went to
top of the group like there wasall to play for in that greed.
Yeah, it's also thought it wasweird. Yeah, we were just talking

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about balls and chaos that Mellow Yellowbeat them in something to get like one
more point than them, and thenthat's the only reason they didn't qualify.
Yes, what was so? Yeah, I was the one that pointed this
out. Like the sprint, that'swhere it was like, yeah, yeah,
Mellow Yellow and Balls of Chaos theywere point not one second apart in

(27:22):
the sprint. If I had gonethe other way, balls of Chaos would
have beaten Mellow Yellow and knocked themout by one point. I would have
loved to see that it was oneof a second. Wait, no,
hold on, wasn't it wasn't itthe first event? Oh no, sorry
it was. It was the firstevent. My bad. But yeah,
still yeah, because six to seven, yeah it was. It was a
slalom, okay cool, but yeahstill yeah, that was so close.

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So I just looked up the Friendlyround just to like see who. They
didn't tell us overstating it was adraw, but they gave it to the
Bumblebuse. I think, yeah,Metal count back Bumblebees one, not that
I watched it and somebody checked thereps, all right, I don't know.
I personally think that Bumblebees are tryharding a little bit, you know,

(28:07):
trying to put on a show fortheir fans. Yeah, they wouldn't
be the first though, I mean, like the only year I'm not certain
about twenty twenty one, A twelveElectic didn't win it. Yeah, cat
sizing team you like, I'm notsure about. But Oceanics in twenty nineteen.
Green Ducks last year are now Bumblebeesthis year. All times hosts have
won the Friendly hasn't always worked outwell for him. I was just saying

(28:30):
that Bumblebees are being tryards. Okay, yeah, but like it's not unheard
off for it to be the hostjust being tryhards. I mean it's like
when you qualify well and then tankthe rest of the league. Pretty much
anyone can string together four good events. Not that it's a small feed,
especially when you're old in companiagainst threeother teams. Those funnels were for sure.

(28:52):
Also thoughts on the stadium. Ilove the lightings so good, it's
awesome. I still like the GreenDucks more. I don't know why it's
missing, but they had a pictureof their like the B Lord B Queen
Bee whatever they're calling it, QueenBeatrix, right, I don't know it's

(29:15):
Lord Bing, it's Lord B.But there was just a picture, Like
the actual figurine wasn't even there,it was just a picture. I think
they like bought a Lego set.They just they just downloaded an image off
Google and printed it and put itup there. No, like it just
hasn't shown up or like the odkids haven't put it together yet or something.
No. I personally really really lovedthe stadium and I do miss clackers

(29:38):
and breadcrumbs. This picture is nono help. But I think the hexagon,
theming, especially all the seating insteadto like behind the stands, like
that's really really cool, even theeven the b net or the at the
top with with the light in it, Like I'm sure that's where they're going
to do opening ceremonies. And yeah, but like on the subject of opening

(30:00):
ceremonies, like we always get abetter view of the stadium during the opening
ceremonies, so like yes, yes, yeah, I want to reserve judgment
until we see that. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. I had to
mention though, you know it isbeautiful and I hope the opening ceremonies like
live up. Yeah, we weare increasing open to the riot every year

(30:21):
with the production generally do that theyalways improve for sure, But we're gonna
we have to hear some of themusic that Minos has been cooking up for
the for the season, and it'sgonna be hit. It's gonna be really
good from what I heard. Also, one thing with the stadium, it
might fill up by the actual event. One I think the pinkies be like

(30:41):
on one of the lower tiers makesit feel like it's pretty empty because they
kind of like blend in a littlebit. I don't know if that's just
me, but it's just like itlooks like there could possibly be a whole
section just missing because of like howthe lighting is behind the stands, is
it Do we see if it's thesame for the Snowballs yet, because like

(31:02):
they might get more fans now thatthey've qualified convincingly, but I wouldn't expect
them to have many in the qualifiers. Okay, way off topic, since
we're talking about marbles in the standsright now, Did anybody catch the Jma
marbles? Those things are dope?Actually yeah, fuck Like those are some
of the prettiest marbles I've ever seen. Did anybody see that tiger looking marble?

(31:22):
Who gets that? Is that?Like Minosis marble? Because that is
a badass marble right there. They'reprobably going to go and highlight them individually
with like a little chart or somethingwith marbles to names, but I don't
know it personally. Oh that'll becool. I can't wait. Yeah,
yeah, I might be able togo back to twenty twenty one and look
at it. We didn't get afull shot of them, probably, yeah,
actually, but there's definitely list ofwho's on the GMA and what their

(31:47):
marbles are in the twenty twenty oneopening ceremony if you can't wait till Tuesday.
I think they had like a communitypost as well of like what they
all were. That might be they'regetting one or something. I have no
clue they did, but I don'tthink they had the marbles on that gotcha.
I Yeah, I don't know.I don't think I saw that post.
But we'll get to see it onTuesday. All right. So,
uh, overall we have qualified rightnow? You guys upset up? Who

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didn't qualify it it vanished to theshowdown realm. Yeah, I'm just I'll
just run down the list. FromGroup A. You have the Snowballs,
Gliding Glaciers, Crazy Cat Sized TeamMomo Arrangers, Mellow Yellow. They all
qualified and then relegated. You hadthe Balls of Chaos, Jungle Jumpers,
Green Ducks, Limers, Blackjacks,Indigo Stars. And then from team Group
B you had Team Plasma, RaspbuyRacers, Thunderbolt, Savage Beaters, Midnight

(32:37):
Whist, and believe it or not, the row Hole Rollers are Back.
Hell yes, hell yeah yeah.And then the teams that didn't qualify from
Group B were Purple Rockets, TurtleSlider's Team, Primary, Wolf Pec,
MINTYMNIAX, Chuck with Tears. Imean that all feels right for Group B,

(33:00):
for the Choco Back, I knowthey were a few surprising group in
my opinion, I think Primary maybecould be one of them. I'm sure
people are pissed about Primary, butanother one I want to talk about at
the Midnight Wist, I think peoplethought they were dead in the water like
last year. I've never bought intothe wisps of dead thing like the thing
that's weird for they are dead.Decker did a lot of Yeah, I've

(33:22):
never even thought they were alive.I thought twenty eighth. I mean,
for me, the only thing thatseems off about that really is ever season
was the Primary and Green Ducks.But like, we're gonna have some shocks.
Are you really shocked about Primary?What? Because they made a change
and made air of the cat andtheir best ever season last year. I

(33:44):
was skeptical when they met captain insteadof just a regular member. But Hector,
I don't even know why you're shockeddidn't make it because like, yeah,
they had perfect attendance. But inuh what twenty twenty one they finished
eleventh and I already called bullshit andthey in the first place. Yeah,
I mean they came fifth and everyonewas predicting the Naked I'm sad. I'm

(34:07):
surprised they didn't make it. I'veeverybody thought the Lactic was gonna make it
in twenty twenty one. We didn'tknow better. That is one of the
things that's helped me get to gripswith it. Okay, while we're talking
about this, tell me, guys, why did the Purple Rockets get to
qualify for this? What do youmean they didn't? Why? Why?
Why? Why? Why are theyadded in because they weren't relegated constructors.

(34:29):
Reference is the whole thing about,why are the constrictors not getting their shot?
Constrictors not getting their shot Purple Rockets. Nobody cares. Man, where's
the Constrictors. Constrictors were shocked.You didn't take a shot at the Black
Jacks here. I don't know whyyou take a shot at the Purple Rockets
and you hate the Black Jacks.Yeah, that's trouble. Actually, I'm

(34:52):
looking right here the Constrictors. They'veactually finished ninth in Groop Group B Team
Primary save Marbles pretty much. Yeah, I'm just mad. Yeah, maybe
maybe they need a rebranding after goingto the Showdown around this year. Yeah,
I'm just looking at those standings rightnow. The Chocolate Twos didn't even

(35:13):
get ten points put out bind youknow, that's their fault. At least
Star has got double digits like Chocolate. You know, everybody says it overall,
I'm gonta say that the Limbers didmake it. We're not getting the

(35:34):
We're not getting the Marble League FruitLeague prophecy, and that's upsetting. We
got the prophecy, they won gfolds. It's not the same. It's
not the same. It counts forthe prophecy. It's as close as the
Limers are gonna get. We gottahave to take it at the one team.
I'm so kind of sad about asthe Jungle Jumpers man two points away

(35:57):
from qualifying again. They was soclose every single year. These guys are
always so close. Yes, giftjump away right, yeah, pretty much.
So it's it's just every year withthese guys. Man, it's so
sad. That's rough. But youknow what's not rough? The Wolf TheBus

(36:20):
electrified segment in Marble Sports podcasting history. Yes, it's back in the hashtag
was I know it's only m Ltwenty twenty three qualifiers, but that's right,
we're doing overreactions play the drop.I guess we just kind of overreacted.
Okay, I'm used to it.It's called caring too much and it's
in terrible Just calm down, rage, no go in this place to the

(36:44):
ground if you picked that one.So we got one from the Solar Flares,
who, as we mentioned earlier,they're nave on Twitter still so what
who cares? But they said hashtagI I know it's only mL twenty tweight
three, but why did the SolarFlares play the friendly wan? Fine?

(37:05):
Let the regulated teams play. Wediscussed this. This tweet is why I
discussed it. I agree, Freedays there's free the solar flares. Yeah,
Like my only thought on that islike, why is that an overreaction?
Like everyone agrees, No, that'sthat's the thing. Though. This
is not something people have been talkingabout in previous years, and I think
it's now happening just because it's thefirst time there's not there's actually popular teams

(37:31):
relegated in Showdown now. I meanI feel like that's because we were all
worried about this other thing, whichis can we please get individual videos for
Showdown? And it's all like confirmedthat that's not going to happen at this
point, and that's some and friendliesfor their relegated teams is fine and all,
but a much better way to getthem in more videos is to freaking

(37:52):
have individual videos for Showdown and thathopefully they just changed their mind they usually
do with something during It's not thathard to do that either. You literally
just add an intro and an outroto every event and gets some more lines
from it. Exactly. It's reallynot that hard. And because they're cramming
Marble League into like thirty however manydays which I checked, and it's tied

(38:13):
with twenty sixteen for the shortest MarbleLeague at that is the entire month of
December to air showdown. Yeah,it feels great that we've been waiting literally
all year for thirty three days orwhatever. It's just like, yeah,
let's cut that like two weeks.I'd be happy, Yes, events,
Yeah, I think. I thinkI just feel pressure to get it out

(38:34):
before it becomes a winsome Marble Leagueat this point. Yeah, I guess.
But to that, I say,stop doing Mabula one in the fucking
summer. Yeah, we gotta flipthat. I'm blaming Winter Marble League on
our resident Canadian because that just makessense to me. Another record, does
it not make sense? Everybody saysit should be. But we got a

(39:00):
another reaction from Craziest Cat I orCraziest Cat's Eye. I don't know if
there's a team account or if it'sjust super fan. It is a very
opinionated fan, very opinionated. Well, yes, oh, here's there overreaction,
he said hashtag. I know it'sonly mL twenty twenty three qualifiers,
but the Crazy Cat's Eyes are winningthe championship, being the third team to

(39:22):
do it in both m L andM one. Like I said, weeks
ago. I didn't read your tweetfrom weeks ago. Man, I'm sorry.
I think honestly, I think thatwould be cool, but I don't
think it's happening a Ranger's third title. We gotta keep up with the speeders
with the event spread. It's adecent shot this year, but that's how

(39:45):
it is every year, so itdoesn't I would not be opposed. I
would not be opposed. What No, really, you wouldn't be opposed to
Crazy Cats Eyes winning. Yeah.It's such a shocker honestly, but we
got another reaction from be cool Andif you guys don't remember him, he's
the guy that I wanted to tradetangerine for because he has an orange barble

(40:06):
as his profile picture. He saidhashtag. I know it's only mL twenty
twenty three qualifiers. Plus it's soover for the Ducks and Snowballs all right,
and Snowball Slash Thunderbolt submitted themselves asbest teams. I'd be cool.
You are a member of the Arrangerstechnically in my heart, so can't be

(40:28):
root for these other teams. Sorryabout it? Yeah, i'd be cool.
You are no longer cool, well, maybe cool like temperature wise and
not in like riz or whatever thekids are calling it. But we got
another one from our friend Momo.Okay, a spoiler alert, it's actually

(40:52):
about the snowballs, so she saidhashtag. I know it's only mL twenty
twenty three qualifiers plus my ma mama ma ma mama, My mo ma
ma ma, ma, ma maMa ma Mama. The Year of Mobo
was upon us yesterday, M onetoday, m L twenty three, tomorrow,
the World Bowl down to the newdynasty. She's the best. I

(41:15):
was worried that for a second thatuh MoMA wasn't gonna qualify for those first
two events and we're going to dealwith the wrath of Mamoa Kai and all
that. It was a little scarythere for a second. Where'd they come
up big in the swingwave? Yeahit was the swingwave wave. Yeah,
back to back swingwave silver and funnelEndurance. But I thought we're gonna have
to say with the wrath of MamoaKai on Twitter or something like that.

(41:37):
It was this big old nightmare.I thought she was leaving Twitter. She's
here obviously, Okay, that's justbagbo. What do you right now?
Oh yeah, now she's back.Yeah, of course she's back. Why
would she? Oh, she hada tweet where she said I'll miss you
see it, and everyone's like,no, maybe she got some bad inside
information that the Rangers were going toshow down or Mobo was going to showdown

(41:57):
or something. Maybema got in again. Yeah maybe, yeah, it was
it's been a day with you,my friend. It was like that song
play and I'll miss you, youknow, but hey, good news.
They're all they're all safe as faras I know, at least nice,
you know. I mean with TeamMoMA, we've seen them. They used
to come back to this point.They did it in the Showdown last year,

(42:21):
they didn't the qualifiers. This yearthey come back from being seemingly dead.
Well, the real question is whatwe get a full season out of
Team Momo this year? What wedo they do the thing or they have
one really good first half and thenwe got to get Team Primary and it
somehow okay, So that's how wedo it, okay. So yeah,
sorry, Bobo, Bobo, maybeMibo as well. Let Momoo stay on.

(42:43):
Just have mo and Momo brim seeyou soon married. And we got
two more. We got one fromTV diet and he said, hashtag I
know it's only L twenty twenty threequalifiers, but Raspberry Racers are going to
win their second championship. Why Iwas on there live. I was there
live and their VIP section supporting them, and without the Ducks constantly on their

(43:06):
backs for this year, for once, this will be our year. Puts
it that a little bit, ButI do agree. I like this cool
on an overreaction, Come on,I mean, the Ducks are always fucking
with the Raspberry Racers. Everybody seesit. Yeah, I'm I'm not surprised
by that, but it's not anoverreaction. That's just like facts, what

(43:30):
that the Raspberry Racers are going towin? Like, no, the Ducks
are always Yeah, I think atthis point it's just these two rival teams
trying to get in the way ofeach other and try and one up each
other in any way possible. Andeven if it's like really no implications of
the season whatsoever. Oh, I'mbetter than you just barely, you know,

(43:50):
you're you suck at this one eventkind of deal. And it's I
think maybe now the Raspberry Races nothaving to worry about that what the Green
Ducks could do better? But it'slike I know omber eighth and ninth last
year or something like that, fifthand six, but yes, okay,
my bad, fifth and sixth insteadof eighth and nine. So this is
a little bit like the uh whatwas it Arab Claire rip. They were

(44:12):
all they finishing next to each otherthe entire time, clutter and erp trying
to get it on butter and uhyeah, I agree, honestly, because
like usually you need that team tokind of push you forward or hold you
back. And I don't know,but I do think Raspberry Racist are going
to do well this year. GreedDucks have killed in the show, actor,
I promise, come on, yeah, of course they will. I

(44:35):
mean last time a team everyone expectedto make it when relegated. I'm not
going to count the hazes here.It was Team Galactic. They did fine.
We have fifth exactly. Also,now that they've been having like this
conversation on the internet about like gettingrid of relegation, you got to keep

(44:55):
it in there once you hect tobe super sad. I really hope that
they don't get relegated, but likeI do want them to keep relegation because
like, yeah, I like havingsteaks. I will be sad if my
team get relegated. But I'd ratherhave relegation and my team suffer the risk
than not have relegation and my teambe completely safe. I agree. I'll

(45:17):
just do the europe way for onceinstead of like you get first pick of
the draft next year like we doin America. But we got one last
one and it is from our friendblood a Ragers Jim. He said hashtag.
I know it's only able play threethree qualifiers, but squack quack.
That's the last time Hector will hearany quacking for a while. I guess

(45:39):
Billy had his little duck buddies cangout, Boc did to go stars for
a while while the Arrangers are winninganother championship. Oh man, big take
of the week, baby, Ilove you the week. That's why my

(46:00):
best friend let oranges Jim, youme team Plasma Rangers bring it all?
Okay, all right, so wegot bait for another bet. Let us
know. Oh we want to Rangersgym. Maybe we'll have a hect to
shave his head or something that wouldbe great. No, I'm not shaving
my head. I will accept tattoo. Let's see. We'll see how the

(46:22):
wording of the contract is uh butyeah, that's Big Take of the week
and that's been over reactions. Thankyou everybody sent them in. I didn't
even make up the ashtag sold flaresdid and you know what, I care
about you guys for that. Thankyou. But let's take a break.
We'll come back. We don't haveany mail banks or anything. We'll do
fantasy pick our teams, get thefuck out of here, all right,

(46:44):
let's do it, all right,ed, We are back and I am
going to send it over to theTransperfect Music City, Bull Winter Jesus Cinch
as Bull participant great son. ButI'm not going through all of them.
This is the only one that mattersright now. He's our favorite commissioner.
Also an astrody just can't can't skipover that one of Betty classes that is

(47:07):
Sky. What's up? Sky?Well, term with a new JMR season,
that means it's time for a newBig Gets, Big Takes Fantasy season.
We're gonna be doing that very similarstyle to what we did these last
couple of things, where we kindof pick from all the teams and just

(47:28):
can't repeat no draft thing people.Yeah, that and we want to be
able to compete with you guys,because it's more fund the terms right to
dominate. But yes, and it'sa lot harder to commute with you guys
when somebody gets forced with the Rojorollers on their team. But anyway,
the teams set ups gonna be prettysmilar to last year, where we have
one one team with double points,one team with one and a half points,

(47:50):
two teams to single points, andthen we're going to draft in reverse
draft order like we always do.Does anybody have eddy clue what the reverse
order was? Yes, yes,that would be me. Hell yeah,
great commissioner, look at you,thank you, thank you term in.
Yeah, Decker finished sixth place inour most recent thing and with the absolutely

(48:14):
wild double pick the Thunderbolts. Yeahyeah, Thunderbolts. Yep, yeah,
you sure did that. But uh, we'll starting off with you, Decker.
What is your first pick of thisdraft. It's going to be a
shocker. A lot of nobody elsewill probably have this team as their double
points. But I honestly got thisweird feeling. I didn't have another dream.

(48:37):
There was no Y two k involvedhere. But I don't know,
man, I think I think thatthis team has a chip on their shoulder.
I think the captain has a chipon his shoulder most of all,
give me the Snowballs to two timespoints. Really going with the next up?
Next up? Listen, listen,next up, We're going with the
Old Rangers. I have to Rangersare going to get me those one and

(49:00):
a half times points. I knowthat they're gonna be there in the top
six, So give me the OldRangers. Next up. Everyone's gonna hate
it, and you already stated it. Uh, somebody's gonna have the ro
Rollers on there. I love whatthey did with the with the manager change

(49:21):
at the end of the Marble Olympicslast year or last year? Yeah,
has it been a year only?It feels like two years. But yeah,
I'm going with the Root Rollers.And for my last pick, it's
a tough one, man, isit? You know me try tested and

(49:42):
true savage Speeders. Okay, thatwas to come. Finally a pick I
can get behind. I'm still recoveringfrom this Roo Rollers pick. Yeah,
man, I think they're on thecome up. I love what they did
manager really, so I think thisteam is somebody to watch out for in

(50:04):
the top ten. At least.I respect that pick. Definitely respect that
pick. What's your pick for mostValuable Marble this season. Give all right,
they're they're there that I can respect. I absolutely can respect having Canona's
the most valuable Marble. You gottahave someone to hold down the fort yep
all right? The next up.Finishing fifth place in our Marbular one season

(50:25):
four fantasy tournaments last year, wehave the resident Green Ducks fan, Hector.
Hector, who are you taking onyour fantasy team? I do have
a Marble League fantasy title to uphold, after all, So first place,
well, you don't have the GreenDucks to pick anymore. What are you
gonna do? I know it's sad, so I'm going with my second favorite

(50:45):
team. Give me Team Plasma quackshocker, absolutely expecting anyone to be surprised
by that. But yeah, TeamPlasma aren't going for the three for three
Showdown qualifiers and Marble League win.I wanted to. Yeah, I want
it to happen. All right,then you get for you one point five
second pick. I mean again,this is me. We're talking about no

(51:07):
surprises here. Give me the ShiningSwarm. No surprises at all, zero
none. All right, that's agood pick, though I forgot they were
it. Yeah, the two teamsaren't actively rooting for after all. Yeah,
fair enough. What's your third pick? Pickingum, my three is a
tougher one. This one's gonna bemy wild card pick. I think the

(51:27):
Wisps have got it. Whoa why? I think they're back now. I
remember saying that last year after theylooked good in qualifying. Yeah, see,
this time they only looked okay inqualifying. That's I take reverse psychology.
Guys. Come on, all right, then what do you have for
your fourth pick? Fourth pick?I hate myself for it, but give

(51:54):
me the raspberry races? Oh switchinsides? So just the quack always are
out of here? Yeah, keepyour friends close, keep your enemies closer,
all right? And then who doyou have for most valuable Marvel this
season? I mean, gotta representthe hard carrier somehow. I'll take Snowy.

(52:14):
Let's go Snowballs on my team.But I want Snowy on my team,
all right. Getting fourth place inlast season's fantasy season was mister.
I don't want fourth himself, meof all people. Oh yeah uh.
And for my double pick, I'mgoing with my team. I'm gonna go
with Team Galactic. Let's be honest. Is this a shock to absolutely anybody?

(52:37):
No, yeah, no it isnot. However, that's what we're
going with my second team. Holdon, I need to look at the
roster again. Yeah, this teamlooks pretty solid in qualifiers and I haven't
ruled with them on a fantasy teambefore, and I think that might be
the time. They haven't really fadedrecently, So I'm gonna go with not

(52:58):
a Gun's team, the Crazy Cats. I for my second pick, all
right, got to go with theGliding Glaciers. Okay, I was.
It was a toss up for meand and the Rojo roll Rollers for Glacier.
Yeah, yeah, I think theGliding Glaciers are great pick this year.
Number one. Love their glide onjail. Number two. They have
the Snowballs competing with them this year, and they're kind of like pseudo rivals

(53:21):
in my opinion. So maybe youknow, the Snowballs being in the tournament
this year will make the Gliding Glaciersdecide, and not decide, I'll make
it influence them to do a littlebetter, try to beat them at least
a little thought. And then formy fourth pick, is it doesn't ebody
know if it's an on your offhere. I need to look this up.
Hold on, give me a second. It's an yet I was gonna

(53:50):
look it up to There's no youdon't need to hide it from me.
But why would you guys tell themyou was gonna look it up. Let's
kick this rolling. I looked itup. They got thirteenth, so it
means I gotta pick Mellow Yellow asmy fourth pick. Nice and then,
unsurprising to anybody storry for MVM,let's go of course, no shocker there

(54:15):
no shockers. Uh? What werethe alright qualified teams in the friendly?
Because I bumblebees galactic and this isyour time to pick the key's term sounds
like no finishing third place from lastyear's Fantasy was actually Nana gone noting on

(54:36):
Europe? Where did my second pickis? Instead of being yeah, Pippin
was first? She crushes with teamTeam Yeah, okay. Second, my
first pick is going to be theCrazy Catsize because like everyone else on this
podcast, I'm going to choose toblow everyone's minds with my double pick.

(54:59):
Real shocker Ben keep the president going, yeah, good point, yeah good.
I could. I could try beinga choker, but I can't match
the Decker and the Chocolate Tears aren'teven here. So like, damn second
picks, Team Plasma, the teamthat looks like a bunch of little red
eyes running around. You know whatit does, really right? Number three?

(55:24):
Third pick? I was gonna bemy third pick. Oh man,
I'm going on. I swear Ihad this in my head, but I
didn't write this down. Cut itall out, Bumblebees. Please hold it's

(55:45):
not the Chocolate Tears. Could beTeam my Buck Thunderbolts. Oh yeah,
right, I was gonna I wasgonna pick the Savage Speeders. I can't
believe I forgot that I was gonna. I thought this was gonna be some
revolutionary pick that you pick. Youpicked the Savage Speeders. No, instead

(56:05):
of a revolution you heard the biggestbrain fart in the history of this podcast.
All right, my last pick.So I've been arguing on Twitter about
Raspberry Racers versus Mellow Yellow, whichis better for like a month now,
And I was going to be adue a solid to my pals hate us
and the craziest cat's eye and gowith Mellow Yellow. But it looks like
other people are going to so I'mgonna flip on them and go Raspberry Racers

(56:29):
instead, and I'll go with Yellowas my NBM pick to you know,
balance it out, all right,and getting second place in the Marbula one
season four Fantasy tournament. We haveterm what are your picks? Okay,
So I was going to pick allfruit teams thanks Slymers, the pieces of

(56:50):
shit. So with double points,yeah, they didn't qualify, so maybe,
like if we were doing showed out, I would pick the Lyers,
but it's past that, So doublepoints of Ragers one and a half,
We're going Raspberry Racers number three.It's an odd year. Oh, Yellow
for sure at number four. Wefigured it out. We figured it out

(57:20):
as a t moo fan that startingjust two seconds ago. Ah, we
did have a good first half ora good second half technically, like you
know, at the same time.But we have done both and they feel
great. And I love Bobo,So go out, go shout out to
Bobo and uh m v M Razzieall right, always feels like Razzie is

(57:44):
there. Yeah, yeah, hestole Kenny from me, so sorry,
dude, yeah cool, Probably wouldpick Clem, but I'm gonna I'm going
wild card Razzi all right, andthen last but not least, we have
the winner of our Marbula one seasonfour fantasy tournament for at least our podcast,

(58:05):
Pippin. What do you got?How do yea? I could make
it for this part. Your MIC'sworking, yeah, but the interfaces all
messed up, and that's why Isound with So I want to pick then
to go start best team, butthey did not hear no more. So
I decided to go no two timeswith the Snowballs. I went one.

(58:30):
It's my accent for Upper Michigan.Come from the out of the upper Okay,
sure, god, so can Icontinue, boys, or you've got
a man's play something to me?Sorry? Please continue piping. So for

(58:51):
my my one and a half team, I want the Razzies, they so
pretty with that pick magenta. Andthen for a team one, I got
Tembo that's the one time. Andthen I got Team Plaster. That's a
two time with the one time.You know what I mean? Thank you,
guys, I'm out. I'm blessedabout it. What about your most

(59:15):
valuable marble that's what you've seen?Yes, yes it is, I gotta
I got Okay, okay, chaddiolpa fifth, thanks piping. Oh my

(59:37):
gosh, that that was certainly something. Oh man, you know what,
you just gotta say. She actuallytook snowballs as her as her two times,
just like me. Where to goPip Bobo and that plasma birth one
and then uh, she actually didn'tpick her thing because she had to go.

(59:58):
That was actually me filling in justat the end right there. Okay,
okay, so say her most valuablemarble pick. Cool cool, All
right, Well that concludes our biggets, Big Takes Fantasy draft fan Fantasy
should be uploaded by the time thiscomes out, so fill it out if

(01:00:19):
you want to join. Let's killnext year or last year's record. Yeah,
that'd be huge. If we twohundred, that'd be fantastic. I'd
be over the moon. I thoughtwe had two hundred last year, or
maybe that was that one. No, no, we hit it might have
been one ninety one last year,that massive number. It was one seventy
six last year. Well, asalways, winter gets merch, yes,

(01:00:45):
yes, oh yeah, nice,hell yeah, shout out, So yeah
join that Winter gets merch. Whatwe do in first place is broke,
but you guys deserve it, especiallyif you win. Ah. But oh
yeah, I don't know how Ifeel about this. I am, Well,

(01:01:07):
we're doing predictions and what oh yes, it's predictions with the Pullman.
All right, I apparently have takenI've just swapped jobs with the Great Sphinx
at the moment apparently, So yeah, predictions we're back, and given the

(01:01:29):
massively condensed format for this season,we're going to be doing an entire week's
predictions all at once, which meansfor today at least, we've already predict
the first three events, which justas a reminder, are Event one is
the slalom pursuit. That's not theofficial name, but it's what I'm calling
it. Event two is the steeplechase, which we haven't seen since twenty

(01:01:49):
twenty one, and event three isthe hurdles. So just going to start
in the random or I wrote thingsdown, let's have the Great Sphinx not
agoin. Who are your picks forthose three events? Well, I've been
working on this spreadsheet that's got allthe teams records from the past on it
because I'm stupid and have nothing todo this weekend, so I'm just gonna

(01:02:10):
use this and I can't wait towin it all with math on my side.
Actually, I'm you might I haveno data for Team Plasma anyway,
Pursuit is going to be the CrazyCat size because they look great out there
and will be mellow yellow, andthe hurdles will be the Raspberry Racers.
All right, here we go,all right, crazy Cat size, mellow

(01:02:35):
yellow and the Raspberry Races. Yeah. I can see why that's following the
data. All right. Next upon my completely arbitrary list, term,
who are your predictions for team Pursuit, steeplechase and five meter hurdles? You
pursue the high thing, yes,yeah, okay, all right, so

(01:02:59):
let's go with that. Um,let's go with the Rangers. We'll just
start that off with event wine onthe slam steeplechase, I do like the
Crazy Cats eyes and then hurdles.Give me the Raspberry Racers. All right,

(01:03:20):
another pick for the Razzies and hurdles. Okay, So next up in
my arbitary list, I've put myselfbecause reasons and my picks. The first
things first, Oh, I justdid it randomly. Yeah, there is
no logic. This just works onme. At one in the morning.

(01:03:42):
Power YEP checks that on the show, YEP. So my picks. First
things first, I mean, howcould I not go with crazy cat size
for event one, grab a trasPursuits because I do, in fact want
to try and win both this yearrather than continuing my legacy of winning one
tanking the other. Nobody be reallyfunny if you did it again, gonna

(01:04:04):
happen. Let's be honest. Iget away from the season where he takes
it both. You know it's gonnabe great. That was Marbula one event
to steeplechase, I'm gonna start goingmy usual m going with my teams.
I want the Shining Swarm for that. I don't know why, but I
like them. I like them togot to pick them though. Yeah.

(01:04:29):
And then for the hurdles, againgoing with my team, I want Plasma.
They did well on the showdown.Cool all right. Next up on
my arbitrary list of people taking theirturns, we have deca who are your
picks? Event one? I thinkthis team is gonna come out with a
blasts. Nobody's gonna predict this.Rojo Rollers event one, Event two give

(01:04:55):
me give me the Old Rangers forevent two and for event three, you
gotta go Savage Speeders hurdles. Comeon, let's go. Why would you
do that and a half second.I remember, dude, don't you think
they've been practicing this after being adisgraceful team? Yeah? No, dude,
if you were out there doing thatkind of stuff, you obviously are

(01:05:17):
going to go back and work onit. This team's they practice, They're
ready for it. Ah man,they've just been popping bottles and wait for
you relay. That's what champions do, well, just pop bottles and wait
for relay. Yeah, that's whatI all champions. Maybe that's why Galactic
hasn't been a champion yet. Ihaven't popped bottles and waited for relay yet.

(01:05:41):
All right, thank you very much, Deca, and also of the
people who've been here for the entireepisode, we have Sky whoio picks all
right, team pursuit, Team event. You know, we got to put
the best team on the field,and that is the band, the Shining
Swarm. Guys know this, Yeah, exactly, team building. You know,
band always makes the best team.But for second event, I think

(01:06:02):
this is gonna be a bit ofa sleeper pick, So I'm gonna go
with the Snowballs. I think theyhave a lot of room to surprise us
year, so I think, yeah, second pick. Definitely gonna go with
the Snowballs, and then third pickfor the third event, I'm going to
go with mellow Yellow. This isan odd year. They've got to get

(01:06:23):
points somewhere, right, nice,right, let's go for interesting picks.
No, not at any of them. Mhm alright. So yeah, that
is everything from the people who've beenon the podcast of the entire episode right
now. Has Pippin sent anything inor be size if you bitch, give
it time? So what's that stagagain? So the hashtag, tim,

(01:06:53):
I believe you came up with thisone, So hit it all right,
I guess we're doing this. Let'shope he can spell God. Damn.
It's like you've never read a segment. It's just like, yeah, the
hashtag hashtag is hashtag free lord B. We're sick of this fucking chick be
y. I don't like her andit's nothing against women. She's just not

(01:07:15):
even a figurine at all. Soit's hashtag f R E E L O
R D B E free lord B. And just stack your uh predictions on
top of each other. If youpredicted the same team for all three,
that's wild. But you know,crazier things has happened. We saw a
fucking black that one year was thatlast year? Don't remember? But hashtag

(01:07:39):
free Lord B. It's hashtag fR e E l O R D b
e E. Do you submit yourpredictions. I can't wait for this beautiful
opening cerebrace you, Free Lord B. King of All. Just one last
reminder for the people listening. Wedo want predictions for the first three events,

(01:08:00):
all on the same thing. Youcan subminimni that make my life easy
and don't. Okay, do itall. That's what I'm saying, like
stack it home, steeplechase, hurdles. Yeah, all three at the same
time, please, otherwise I willbe annoyed. But yeah, that is
a wavel for predictions. Looking forwardto seeing how well everyone does. Let's
go. We're back, baby,y'all back. I could not wait for

(01:08:23):
the opening ceremonies. I might sheda tear or two and uh very stoked
about that. If Lord B showsup, I'm definitely crying. Dude.
What if he comes in with thesteel chair like sick. What if he's
got a flame, he's got alittle like he's flying through the air with
like a rope attached to him andand it's on fire the bottom of the

(01:08:43):
rope, and he lights the torchand flies away. So what I want
to see is a little tiny tableon fire and then Lord b gets rock
Bottom through it by or no Beatrixgets rock Bob through it, or still
cold stuff her greedy like the DudleyBoys, or something through the flaming table
and it lights the torch. Ilike it, but hopefully one of those

(01:09:10):
things come true. Anybody else haveanything that they want to happen. I
want the music to be good.No, you guys are no fun?
What's up? I don't want tobe I wanted to still be good,
though, want to be indus toqualify off Hector. That's wait until next
year. So no funds in thatsky, not a gun and Hector for

(01:09:32):
the record, and you what.I want to have fun with this ultra
song. Let's let it roll.
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