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The first three events of Marble Leaguetwenty twenty three are in the books.
And while we had a beautiful ceremony, I've been listening to a lot of
emo music. So it's all beendown from there and we're here to chat
about it. We're gonna read youroverreactions mailbags, get update for bess Eat
predictions. So sit back, strapit down, and when it roll,
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whoa, whoa, Hey, everybody, welcome to the number one podcast in
Marvel Sports, that is Let ItRoll. I am your host term and
tonight I am joined by the greatSphinx and an overall basic bitch. I
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forgot about that last episode. What'sup and on Agan? Well, it's
been four days since deeple Chase,so I'm feeling a little better. How
are you doing. I'm okay,man. I bought a bunch of dim
sum today, sixty four dollars worthof dumb blakes. It's absurd that they
were all delicious, and I havesome for tomorrow, so I'm very stoked
about it. But I am alsojoined by the Postman, the conductor the
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duck Boy Show. There a memberof the editorial board of Project Marble Earth.
God, I need to get thattogether and I don't know, possibly
still depressed. Here's actor. What'sup? Actor? Thankfully not depressed anymore,
and I'm very glad about that.Yeah, I've been getting over things
in Team Plasmas Metal helped, I'msure, but yeah, all right,
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be to the ducks. See hehas a showdown heard Billy's the show,
so we'll keep forward to that.And finally we are joined by a guest.
Because everybody has terrible schedules through this. We have to cover three events.
This is gonna be a long time. He took a bus here to
record. It is in a library. He's probably going to be loud while
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recording. He is one of thehosts right of the Marbles Today podcast,
also Marbles Today, and we allhate him because we ain't him. What
was the show? Hate us?What's up? Hello? Thankfully the library
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has study rooms, so I'm notdisturbing anyone publicly for this. It's not
quite worth that much proof. Canyou just like scream in there? Not
exactly, but I can talk aboutthis volume and it's fine. Thankfully my
team actually made the league, althoughthey weren't really supposed to. Sod again
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Mellow Yellow, Hell yeah, it'san Onio weeked in. It gave me
a heart attack. Hell yeah,well let's celebrate it. I mean they're
not doing great so far, butwe'll get into it. So we had
quite possibly the most beautiful opening ceremoniesthat I have ever seen in my life.
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I love the lighting on this place. I love the honeycombs, I
love getting a full shot of theactual stadium itself. Looks like the Pinkies
filled in their section. Finally,and I don't know if this is Lord
B, but I see that bigmarble that's in the honeycomb up top,
towering over all of the other marbles, and I think that could be Lord
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B. So I don't know ifwe have to free them anymore, but
I'm just gonna stick with that theory. Ah. What was your guys thoughts
on the opening ceremonies? Because Ido have one other thing with it.
I think I know what the otherthing is. Because my favorite part was
how they didn't show all of theRoco rollers in the opening ceremony. That
was very That was very funny andthey should do that every year. How
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the fuck do they go do myboys like that? Man show only Trace
Quatro and Sinco fuck this show.The boys, goddamn it, it's the
opening. They were the first team. Didn't make any fucking sense. I
don't know what was going on there, but honestly, it was a really
good opening ceremony. It was kindof cool seeing the team's actually out on
the thing before doing the little dancemove bit. Like usually they're just walking
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past them and doing it, butit's not seeing them all out there waiting
and getting some time to respect eachother's game. Yeah. You think if
they were just being stationary that theywould show the goddamn Rojo rulers. It
thinks it wouldn't you. Yeah,but apparently not. And yeah, I
do appreciate that all the teams wereout there. That was nice. I
thought it was like too wide atfirst, but then I saw what they
were doing and I really liked that. Any other thoughts on the beautiful opening
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ceremonies ate this we got? Yeah, I really like the honeycomb design of
the stadium. It's works perfectly withlike the little marbles sitting in the honeycombs.
I love that touch. But yeah, I do agree. I think
that is Lord be up there.I love it. Man. Oh yeah,
he's been freed a jailer. No, it's not. What if it's
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all the people who built the stadiumand it's like guitar again, that's the
thought I didn't need. Okay whatyou got? Yeah, I mean it
is a really beautiful stadium. Likeplaying with the lighting something they haven't done
with for a while as well,Like that worked really nicely with the back
lighting through the hive that they hadat the top. Like is overall production
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value massive as with comes of expectAnd they didn't disappoint except for the Roa
role as a bid Yeah, anduh yeah, I just got to put
more respect on the the the boysout there. But I was not disappointed
by that at one bit. Andif the Chocolate Tears ever make it back
into Marble League, they should welljust they should just have Mocha in the
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corner and everyone else off camera.Okay, I wouldn't maybe agree with that
if it was Bomb Bomb, butyou can't just put Muca there wait like
him. It can be any oneof them, you know. But let's
get into the events. Uh Sothe first one it was Team Pursuit,
which was on the grab tracks again, same thing that we saw in the
qualifiers. A little bit of controversywith this. Uh there was snowballs d
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F or disqualification. Now I gotstill wag up Minos to reply to him
about just clarification and why it wascalled. Was My main thing is they
said that to marbles need to leavethe track basically to get a disqualification,
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and between runs one and runs two, crazy cat size with their I guess
loophole has head marbles go off andno one second penalty, that's all we're
getting. I guess. Yeah,I feel like I feel like with that
rule it's two marbles in one run, if you have three marbles finish,
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that makes sense. Just add thepenalty and then they're good. That was
crazy. They still won the goldwith those two, like got through both
heats and then won the gold byover a second. But yeah, I
don't understand why it was a disqualificationand not a DNF. I don't think
it'll end up mattering like there's didn'tlose any points or anything, or it's
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just a wording thing. I mean, I'll come back to the whether or
not a mattive question in a minute, because I do have a point to
make about that. But yeah,it definitely should have been just the DNF
because like the reasoning behind that,I guarantee you that they didn't expect any
of the marbles to golf and didn'tthink of it until it happened when they
were recording, and then they justhad to panic and make it ruling about
it. But yeah, like itshould just be a DNF because like it's
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based on three marbles. If threemarbiles don't finish, then that's not them
being disqualified, that's them just failingto finish in the appropriate way. Just
to call it a DNF, andpeople would not have been mad. I
reckon. I think like my mainissue with this is like JBR just over
explained it in the begging of thevideo throughout the entire video, where it's
just like oh, I also feellike, like the crazy cats eye,
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maybe that's an unfair advantage where it'slike you only have three marbles racing just
doesn't really make it tot of senseto me, and I don't I didn't
love the event and like how itbanned out, But I mean, the
past is the past. Nobody's changinganything, so I guess we just gotta
have to deal with it. Yeah, I don't know how much it is.
They over explained it, but theyI think the beginning of the video
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it was fine, and then asthey kept talking about what happened to the
Snowballs, it just kept getting moreand more complicated because I made the same
point about why was it this qualificationnot a DNF, and Mino said it
was because the Snowballs lost two marblesin the same heat and one of them
left the track, like didn't gointo one of the sightings, but went
into a hole or thing. That'swhy, Which is a distinction that makes
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absolutely no sense to me in mymind, because like you get disqualified when
you screw with another marbles run,right, That's why Blue Eye got disqualified
because Blue I shoved another marble upa wall, you know, And like
neither the Snowballs, neither the Snowballsnor the Crazy Cats as did anything.
They just fell off their own trackand didn't really mess with any of the
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other team's runs. Like, soit was a weird distinction to make.
I can see how like the differencebetween DNF and disqualification someone else brought up,
which is, if that happened inthe semifinals, if you get disqualified,
you probably get zero points where it'sif it's a DNF, it's probably
like eight or something. But otherthan that, I don't see why it's
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disqualification. It doesn't it doesn't makeany sense, and they explained it really
poorly in the graphic. I think. Yeah, I completely agree with the
fact that the Snowballs didn't mess withanyone else's run besides their own. I
recently, I just recorded with Pastelfor the first marble tonight coming back casual
plug. Oh hell yeah, goodplug there, and she really likes the
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theory that the cats were trying outa strategy where they purposefully lose a marble.
I don't agree, but I dothink it's an interesting point of like,
especially with the one where green Eyeleft. It's like, we don't
need green Eye running back here,so why doesn't he just leave the track.
But then it was yellow Eye fallingoff on the second run who was
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the third marble, so green Eyehad to catch up and then wait,
like cross the line a second fasteras the fourth marble, which is a
significant disadvantage but still made it happen. Yeah, yeah, I mean,
just to come back to the Snowball'spoint for hopefully the final time, but
yeah, I did a little bitof maths and checking the deal. She
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was off the clock out. Yeah, I wasn't on juty at the time,
but yeah I checked the time.And even if we'd considered it like
two penalty points and taken the secondmarble for the Snowballs, then which to
be fair, you could argue thatthat's the fair way to do it,
Just take the last marble and awardpenalty points for every marble that goes off.
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Like if you'd done that, thenthe Snowbuls would still have come last
anyway. So ultimately the points becauseof the way it ended up, call
it a DNF, call a disqualification, change the rules and give it two
penalty points. The Snowbuls come lasteither way. Yeah, hopefully. Last
point about the cat's eyes too.I know a lot of people, including
you, term have said that theone second penalty seems kind of lax,
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I guess for losing the marble.I really don't think it is, because
when you lose, like, thewhole point of the team pursued is the
first three marbles, so you canafford to have a marble lag behind a
little bit as soon as especially inthe semifinal run when the third marble,
Yellow Eye ran out. You can'thave any one leg. Green Eye really
needs to kick it into gear andget them to finish, right, And
if I checked the other runs,if it was any other team, one
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second would have killed them out ofadvancing and they would have been stuck in
like thirteenth or twelfth. Overall,it's just the crazy Cassays were so fast
that they were able to get themget the extra chances and even finish in
a final where if they had losta Marble, they still would have gotten
the gold Listen, we both theYellow Eyes bad racer. They kicked them
from the M one team this year. The fact that that he's turned to
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into a monster, just like BlueEye did the Rojo trace back of the
day. Yeah, it's unacceptable.I got I gotta be honest about it.
And you know, if you're yourteam, obviously a big fucking purple
marble right behind you. I thinkViolet according to you, is just bending
the rules. I mean, Ican't do anything but respect the competitive advantage
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that they are getting from this.Yeah, maybe we're too fast, can't
hear you from so far away?Too fast for the haters man. Yeah,
yeah, yeah, every team thathas a good start. I was
always adds up quitting right, yeah, okay, but yellow it is not
going to be very happy on Twitterx or whatever it's called nowadays. Okay,
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people are happy on Twitter. Ihaven't seen one person happy on Twitter.
Yeah, crazy as cat size.I'm sure he'll be very opinionated on
as well. But all right,yeah, so let's get into the next
event. Steeplechase. Yay, morecomplaining. This is the worst thing I
think I've ever seen by goddamn life, Like, what are we doing?
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What is happening here? One there'sa headwind? How's a headwind? Knock
over or pull backwards? Doesn't makeany sense to me? Two? Why
is the track so short? Threesaying conditions looks like there's only maybe two
big foots out there, and I'mnot a big fan of that. Three
Why was it so just back andforth? Three point five? Why are
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all the teams just crashing into agoddamn wall. We're having competition that's between
thirteen and seventeen seconds with penalties,Like this thing should at least be like
thirty second run and like too short, too steep, bad conditions, overall
worst event I think I've ever seen, and I will just put a fucking
excavation point on that I hated thisthing. I'm going to play Devil's advocate
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for one of those points, justvery briefly before I joined the rest of
you in slaty again. Yeah,So, like, the one thing I
can say to that is that Ithink the reason it's so short is because
they did say when they were talkingabout behind the scenes stuff on Patreon that
they filmed Steeplechase on the same daythat they filmed all the Freak Marvels events.
So I'm assuming that time for recordingwas why they made it so short.
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But the fact that we know whythey made it so short does not
distinguish, does not discount the factthat it was so short and that was
bad and there were so many otherproblems. Wait, you're telling me that
they recorded this during Freak Marbles,Like why not use the goddamn course that
they already had set up but jumpingbecause they would because they'd need it would
have been probably more time to makejumps during the entire course. Just dig
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a hole after the thing put thebrackets up. It's not quite that easy.
To it kind of is what's thedifference because you need to like level
it, right, you need youneed to change all the elevations. Yeah,
just dig a hole that you knowyou end up on the other side
just still downhill. We gotta hateit. Yeah, I absolutely love the
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concept of se of steeplechase. Itwas very obviously poorly executed. And I
think the reason why it was sopoorly executed with this steeple chase in particular,
obviously that the wind didn't help.But the problem here is that the
sticks were there, like they weretoo hard to avoid. There was no
team with less than two penalty points. Two penalty points was the least amount
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of penalties, and I think,uh, in that case, teams like
you know, Team Plasma just haveto go Cowabunga speed forward and just pray
that they don't hit any sticks.And that's not skill. The skill here
is dodging the sticks, and whenit's impossible to dodge them, it just
makes for a very poor event.And then the scoring problems, which I'm
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sure we'll get to you later,I don't want. Yeah, let's not
get started in the scoring problem.Suffice to say, there are issues around
what the scoring might have been.People have discussed it on redit if you
really want to read it, butyou really shouldn't, oh, read it
another place where everybody's happy, right, exactly exactly. Yeah, I also
want to put it out there forcontext. When they first did this event
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in twenty seventeen, during which Iwould argue the event was actually good.
There were seven penalty points awarded throughoutthe entire event, just seven, and
they didn't count dns, which probablyhelped. But still, and this time
it's like, I, honestly,my biggest problem isn't that the course is
so short. I don't necessarily havea problem with the course being short.
It's just it's so steep that it'shard to dodge the sticks, and it's
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not like a race anymore. It'sjust a I don't know. I don't
want to say it's just luck,but it's pretty much just like I think
I described it as an exercise ofwatching a bunch of marbles fall down a
mountain road and destroyed guardrails on theway down. That's pretty much what this
was, and it wasn't you know, I can't really disagree with that analogy,
honestly, Yeah, for real,But yeah, Like, I feel
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like it could have been really easilyfixed if they just added a bit more
slope to each ramp before the sticks, just like a bit more of a
jump, and sure the headwind wouldhave been coupling some of the problems.
Maybe if they hadn't been a headwind, we'd have been a lot less upset
about this because we'd have seen alot more marbles being able to jump over
the sticks. But like, it'snot that much effort to put a bit
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higher of a ramp before each stick, Like that's not that much work,
So why did they not do it? In the previous times they counted the
times of the of the first threemarbles that finished, But this time,
I honestly think they last minute changedinto two just because they had so many
lies where and the rushed nature ofthis entire endeavor is just bleeding through everything.
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I'm just like, yeah, like, I'm mostly annoyed that, like
a clean run is thirteen seconds long, Like what the fuck are we doing
here? Like it doesn't mean thatwasn't even a clean run. They still
not have a two sticks. Well, apparently the wind did it for one
of them, even though the windwas from the opposite way. It's made
no sense. Someone read it tocheck it. There was a stick knocked
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over before the Midnight whisks went over. It was just off camera and not
shown properly in the replay. Butthat one is actually real apparently, so
oh okay, so they just shoddilyput it together, That's what I'm hearing.
I read it more like complain aboutit. No, pretty much everyone's
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happy on Reddit. I'm the positives. It was actually pretty fun to watch
Team Plasma zoom through it, Like, yeah, they did look like it
did look pretty good. I'm surethere could have been a lot more skill
involved than there actually was, butlike it. Nevertheless, I think that
run at least was fun for meto watch. To end on a positive
note, yeah, watching Team Plasmawas very fun and considering it was right
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at the end, it was anice change from being just like, eh,
okay, what's going on. I'mnot even able to tell who's doing
well? Yeah uh yeah, justhaving the standing like at the end,
Like I don't even think they broughtup the graphic like midway through or anything.
It's very weird and like it's kindof like the block pushing problem,
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but in block pushing, there's alwayslike the marker for where the furthest one
is right now, so you've alwaysgot a decent comparison of how close they
are to beating first, and there'sno way to do that in this so
it was impossible to really say untilyou saw the times right. And I
think a lot of the responsibility ofthis event was so crammed. Like obviously
we talked about how freak marbles andthis happened on the same day, and
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then there was also Minos, themusic guy was in charge of all the
graphics. Like, come on,guys, the men can't work twenty four
hours a day. Yeah, yeah, don't make menals do everything. Yeah,
it's like you know, hosting editing, being sure everybody's a time for
our podcast. That's a lot ofhard work. But so what was the
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scoring issue that you guys were discussing, because I totally missed that out bind
people noticed that the timers didn't lineup, and I'm not going to go
into the full thing, but peoplethought that the fourth place third place might
need to get switched around because scoringmight have gone differently. I don't know
the details. I refuse to getinto it. People with more time and
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effort and willingness to go through thehellhole that is this sort of thing can
handle it. I did see.I think it was human Actually he posted
basically like the gate dropping and cyberdid start at that exact point where other
runs it did. Yeah, Minoshas put an explanation for some of the
things out. Some people are happywith it, some people aren't. Again,
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if you really care, go checkout all the Reddit posts. There's
about one hundred of them. Ifyou have a time to read them,
then you can get a full pictureon what's going on. I think maybe
you just have to read one that'swell explained. Good luck finding one that's
well explained. It comes down tomainly editing and the cuts that make it
hard to properly measure the time.I guess. So apparently JMA has verified
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the results to be correct, butwe're still waiting on a final statement about
it, so it's not really easyto judge. Just suffice to say,
this event is complicated and it's easyfor mistakes to get made, especially when
it happens so fast, right,and like why are there cuts in the
footage for the video when the eventis so short? Like you can just
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have a you know, fourteen secondshot of just someone going with the camera
and like just panning down, likeyou don't need to cut here? Ooh
do I look like a video editsit to you? Well, it's a
podcast or play the X Files musicplease? I love this conspiracy theory.
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Hey, why are we cutting fromit? Maybe it's a different run,
maybe this is whatever, but figuresit's just camera time with BGBT. No,
they've been okay with the cameras lately, but why have the cuts?
Yeah, I'll just sayam over cameratime time for editing time with BGBT.
Yeah, Minos, I know you'remaking the music, responding to everybody I've
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read it, editing the videos,making the graphics, but come on,
man, get it together. It'stwenty four hours in a day. I
have to say, Minus and Jenbod a really nice and response afrough all
of this, which is which hasbeen nice shout out honestly. Yeah,
like we love Jim Turn. JimTurn, I love that. Holy shit.
Not gonna steal that though, that'sright from your show. So a
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final thoughts on h the steeple Chase. I think I think it's the worst
event that's ever happened, So Ithink that's an exaggeration, but it's definitely
it was worse, said they.I personally don't jump curly. If you
watch Cured it's great. Yeah,it wasn't a good event, but it's
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a low bar, so hopefully thingswill get a lot better over the course
of the league, and hurdles alreadyshowed signs of that happening. Yes,
and onto hurdles. Hurdles is astaple. Don't change it. This was
beautiful. Really said that the Savagespeeders didn't get a thirteen point five seconds
or whatever the hell they did thefirst year of the actual hurdles, but
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great event. Absolutely loved it.Yeah, it's a classic for a reason.
And like, honestly, this particularversion of hurdles just kind of had
the best ending I've seen since twentysixteen hurdles, which decided a championship.
He's like that final Jesus Christ Roussie, what the hell? Man? Absolutely
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that was that was really great.I was watched. First of all,
don't bring up twenty sixteen hurdles tome as a Mello Yellow fan, please,
I'm still hurting. Sorry, that'smostly a joke. Second of all,
I was just like speeders are Rangers, all right, here we go,
and then Rosie from the back,Like, how does he get that
so much speed? The only ever, the only other bursts of speed of
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like that quickly I've seen are fromYellow on the sand, Like that's that's
probably the only time I've ever seenof marblego that fast from that far behind
to catch up. Yeah, veryimpressive obviously. I just love that Deer
Rangers absolutely dominated like all of theirfirst seats and yeah, just uh,
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out of the lade was kind ofweird. I think that's second one from
the top. I don't know ifanybody really won from it, but definitely
looks slower comparatively to other lades.And we're still in the fucking podium.
Yeah you still got third. It'sa metal take it, I will ye.
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Yeah, I would admit I was. I was actively rooting for Yelloway
to get force because I didn't wantto see crazy anils to get three metals
in a row. Oh, comeon, three medals in a row isn't
that bad? We have block pushingnext to give us some happiness before we
get depressed. Also, like,what what was the deal with like Greg
Woods just like I don't know,just pointing out Yellow Eye and like felt
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like he was just very sad forthem, like not getting a medal again.
I didn't know what the hell thedeal was, Like, hey,
great, we all know you're Ragersfan because you love the best team.
Also, anyt GOO stars fan,sorry about it, but uh, yeah,
what's the deal with all this?Yo? I love all of a
sudden, I have just heard arumor that there was some stuff in the
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commentary notes to create drama about crazycat size. Yeah, you know this
marble was trained for hurdles while notbeing on the circuit, and I guess
it paid up. I'll put itup there. Yellow I has never meddled
in hurdles before, because in twentytwenty they did the exact same thing where
they looked good in the heats,set a record in the semi final and
then just looked gassed as fuck inthe final and got fourth. Exactly it
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happened three years ago, and honestly, it's kind of funny, if a
little sad, but fourth is stillgood. I'll take the twelve points.
Yeah, speaking of twelve points,the difference between twelve and twenty five in
one race is something that's a lotnot brought up enough, Like it's one
race that decides the same amount ofpoints that just were decided by two races
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that the same marblers competed in.And I feel like at that point,
like if that's the system, that'sfine. You have to prepare for that,
and like see if you can savesome energy for that. But if
you save too much energy, thenyou just don't make it out of your
heat. So it's it's a balancingact that Yellow Eye clearly hasn't quite figured
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out. It's something Yellow I wasstruggling with in Marbula one as well,
and I'll take it any day overBlue Eyesmo, which is just never use
any energy whatsoever except for one timein a race for pole. But still
it is a it is a kinkin our system. Honestly, you just
got to do what the Raspberry racersdated a couple of years ago, where
it's just like everybody gets injured theevent I think that was five meters spread
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though it was titles. Yeah,Razzie went twice, set a record in
the second, one was injured inthe in the second heat, so Rozzie
GOI put for the final, andthen one exactly. So what we gotta
do is switch cool hacks. Butapparently Roussi doesn't need the hacks. So
what are your TV is to do? Dog got is to yell yellow eye
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because you know, after like maybethe first one just faked injury, break
woods talk about yellow eyed more forsome reason. And then then you bring
it blue eye because that guy's amonster. All we got for next time?
Yeah, because you can't bring himred eye. Then it sounds all
rigged, but you bring it blueeye. He's jumping over the hurdles onto
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other people's tracks, and then you, guys somehow fucking get away with it
like a team pursuit. Tom,have you secretly taken a contract to be
the crazy cat sized technical advisor?Listen, I may or may not be
bullseye, but I got my eyeprize. Baby. It's harder to hide
it when you're the cat size becauseall the cat's eyes look a lot different,
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and other teams while looking a bitdifferent, And I bet my morca
I could tell the difference. It'skind of difficult to tell apart, you
know, speedy and rapidly or momoand momo momo, Like yeah, I
mean that's why we have to claimsubstitution, right because if the rallies could
do it, then you know wecould. Honestly, Cy and I take
the hurdles for the final wins itall. I mean, realistically, if
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we're talking about like marbles and Billmemory that the arrangers, it's snowballs.
Like they're all just pinkies, oneof them. Yeahsa eye. You know,
I swear to God there is onething that I both really don't want
to see and really want to seeat the same time, and that is
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when the wave inevitably comes back,snowballs and pinkies are in the same heat.
Do it. It's going to createPlease know that that's a recipe for
scoring ears, but part of medoes exactly. There's gonna be some kind
of scoring error, and there's gonnabe like a miscounted pinky in the ten
that was actually a snowball, andeveryone's going to get so mad. Someone's
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going to be playing this with onehundred per frames per second with an eight
K monitor. I don't know aboutyou, guys, but I'm here to
riot, so I'll all for it. Let's do that. But we got
anything else spelled any of the firstthree events, I mean like shout out
to Crazy Cats Eyes for you know, being in first place right now.
Yeah, we're losing it on Tuesday, but yeah it is great for now.
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Yeah. Yeah, definitely a blockpushing, definitely. Yeah, you
guys are fucked. Yeah to pointsout one last quick thing that this is
probably the reddest Marbley we've ever had. And I still this pointed out.
If you look at the top,it top four or top five teams right
now, top five teams on thestandings, it's Crazy Cats size with Red
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Eye as their representative, Savage Speeders, Rusby Races, Team plasm Her Rollers
Red Red, Red, red,red, then orange. Oh yeah yeah,
out my boys just doing the colorreal from red for them, from
red all the way down to purplewho all disqualified. Every purple team didn't
qualify except Galactic technically teams at thebottom, the blue teams at the blue
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teams at the bottom. Yeah,when we're discussing roy G BIV BIV is
the showdown actually so can't wait forthe orageous start next. But let's take
a break real quick. We'll comeback with overreactions. We have one mail
(31:29):
bag and we got Fantasy and Predictionupdate and uh yeah, that's it.
So we'll be back, and weare back, and I'm going to send
her a term for Debio sotrifying segmentat Marble Sports podcasting history. That's right,
it's over reactions. I guess wejust kind of overreacted. It's okay,
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I'm used to it. It's calledcaring too much and it's in terrible
Just calm down, rage, noplace the ground if you picked that one.
So we had a couple of differenthashtags, but the first one was
hashtag I know it's only event oneof Marble League twenty three, but we
only got one good one might possiblybe the best one, and it's from
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Golden Orbs. He said, hashtagI know it's only event one of mL
twenty three. Bus the CC havefound the greatest Barble League strategy, straight
up cheat, but not enough toget this qualified and still win. I
think we saw them test this strategyback at twenty twenty one triathlon while with
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the showing the shoving of roh Trace, but they did it a little too
much. I got thoughts, Uh, just just too fast for those penalty
points to do anything. Man,it is now my problem. None of
the rest of the teams are fastenough to do that. I completely agree
with you, Golden Orbs, andthink you were sending that in. Anybody
else who's sent something in for thefirst event not reading it, they weren't
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good enough. And we got threeevents to cover. Even though I dropped
the ball, nobody overreacted to Eventthree. We do have to put a
filter on it somewhere. I bothyeah, but also we had another hashtag.
That hashtag is hashtag I k ioe two of m L two three
bus. Yeah, that's when youread the next one. I'm just gonna
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say, do the hashtags the wayyou've always done. And well, I
want I wanted to give people morespace to rant because nobody's paying eight dollars
a month. Nobody's even going topay a dollar a year, which is
what ELI is now proposing sports Twitter. So hey, I want you all
to eat, and that's why it'sshortened down. But we got one from
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Merid Biscuit and he said, hashtagI k io e two of m L
twenty three. Why didn't the windget penalized. Not only did they knock
down a stick, but they alsointerfered with everyone's runs and gave midnight wist
fans a heart attack. I thinkwe should join forces to ban the wind.
Fuck the wind. I'm on boardwith this. Disqualify the wind,
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get rid of it, mother Earth, damn it, hell biology majure Right,
all right, cool, hell ofitever reaction. Rip Biscuit, we
appreciate you. Also, he didverify he is the original Rip Biscuit.
This is the one with the Pokemonone. Okay, and my bad recall
(34:28):
you Aposta for a while. Butif anybody wants to impersonate rip Biscuit,
you know what to do. Let'sgo back to listen and listen to them
one. But we got another one, and it is from Blood of Rangers,
he said hashtag. Okay, Ie two of m L twenty three.
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What in the ever loving fuck wasthat? I don't even care that
the Orangers didn't do well? Really, no idea until the score was put
up. How my team did orany teams that was almost as bad as
my all time ship show event.Diving do better, jmr. Also we
miss your green Ducks. Oh please, No, I gotta draw the line.
(35:16):
They're diving was a lot better thanthis, Like classes, that means
it's super serious. No, myface is hurting but like killing me too.
I'm putt I'm putting that up there. What was that? I missed
all of it. It wasn't good, but it wasn't this. Yeah,
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so I made a bold statement sayingthat that is the worst event ever.
I think maybe tied with G force, maybe also the gravity funnel and yeah,
definitely diving. So I agree withjust plut a ratioship on this this
bad event. But I know ifit's as bad as divings, especially at
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first iteration. Two things here,One, what's the wrong with G force?
I liked it. I didn't thinkit was like some amazing new innovative
thing. It's just like they're sittingthere, They're just trying to stay on
this ever spinning funnel and like strategiclike having like a strategy game of like
do ego attack and like bounce eachother off. But again, G forces
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coming later, we can talk aboutit more than but nan agone, would
you rather watch that steeplechase again?Or curling on half speed and you can't
skip any of it? You can'tdo it at half speed, like it's
an unfair advantage. I mean Iwould probably get distracted and start playing with
my spreadsheets on a different monitor whilethe event's going on, no matter what
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it is, So honestly, Idon't really care, although I have found
out that like, if you haveto speed up any events, craig Wood
sounds great no matter what, sowatch it your speed because it sounds amazing
regardless. But tiving was the worst. Yeah, I think it's a real
answer. Honestly, I would probablygo with the curling at half speed,
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curly at half speed, giving ita handicap. It was already a long
event, don't. I don't hatecurling that much. What have you watched?
Like, well, it was doublespeed, then then I would take
curling because it'd be over faster,right, I was saying, which which
is worse? That's steeple chase thatwas so bad that you couldn't tell what
was happening, or curling because it'sso long, but at half speed to
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make it even worse. Nah,I take the curling, yow. I
don't actually know what's happening in curling. I don't have eighteen hours to just
watch that speed. So yeah,that is the only jam Raven I've still
not watched its entirety. Really geton that actor, No, I won't.
I'll say for them, it's agood thing they released it in two
(37:50):
parts. They at least had thesense to release Curly in parts. But
Rangers, Jim, you have yournext bet loser. Loser has to watch
curling and record all of it allright, play ratings, Jim, you
got a second podcast to make abet with, Go do it. So
we got one more overreaction. Ihaven't checked if there was Eddie just randomly
(38:13):
for event three, so I'll dothat right after this. But this might
be my favorite reaction of all time. It's from you in eighty six and
he said hashtag o k ioe twoof mL twenty three. What do you
mean? There's absolutely nothing wrong withthis event, And I'm gonna give that
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overreaction of the first week. It'snot big take of the week, I
don't think. Also, just lookedit up. Nobody wrote in for event
three. Apparently it was perfect.Nobody react to it. Hey, I'm
gonna put it out there, hottake. But I think steeple Chase is
one of my top three favorite eventsso far from mL twenty three. It
was. It was certainly one ofone of the events of all time.
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It exists to light up there withhurdles and team per suit what yeah?
Hell of all three? Yeah?I mean like, I give you qualifiers,
funnel endurance, give you the friendlyround funnel endurance over fucking steeple chase.
I want to see like four teamstompete for absolutely nothing rather than watch
steeple Chase ever fucking again. Iwill watch Curly. I'll put that goddamn
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thing on loop in my house ifI'd never have to watch steeple Chase ever
again. I think the qualifiers heata funnel endurance is the one thing I
wouldn't want to watch again because thatwould bring back the terrible memories I had
of sitting there as Yeller dropped downin ninth I have no idea what's going
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on. And then as the standingsare about to PLoP up, it just
gives me the you like balls signin the stands as I'm just playing for
Mellow Yellow, I'm like, no, not like this, not like this
please, And then they do makeit. But that was quite the stressful
moment. I feel you, man, but that's been overreaction. It's rip
(40:04):
Biscuit maybe gets the best one withHey, let's federalize the win next time.
I'm not a fan of the win. Yeah, Mother Nature, Queen
Beatrix, Lord B fucking get itthe other. So we are going to
go on to mailbags, which weonly have one mail bag, and I'm
going to fucking read it. Sohere's the drive right here, Tom,
(40:25):
it's time we got a couple ofrepeat mail baggers. It's toime to open
the let it roll mail bag.Take a look at this, Jesus Christ,
go right, there is the mail. Now, let's talk about the
mail. Can we talk about themail? Please? Mac? Can we
dying to talk about the mail foryou all day? Okay? So,
Hector, the reason that you can'tread this is because this involves you and
it's not even technically a mail pack, which is why I'm not sending to
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the postman, but a lot ofRangers. Jim Formership has sent me a
contract two discussed last episode that we'llfigure out all the details in the contract
and Blooder Rangers has a first roughbut what I'm going to call ironclad contract
(41:12):
that he sent to me, Sobasically it says BLOODO Rangers Jim versus Hector
wager agreement. This wager agreement isentered into this October twenty second, twenty
twenty three, the effective date byand between Hector here and thereafter referred to
as the loser and Blooder Arrangers GYMhere and after referred to as the winner,
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whereas the parties here too and haveengaged in a spiritual discourse, a
spirited discourse regarding the athletic prowess andcompetitive merits of a teen plasma here and
after referred to as Marvel League newbsthat's in quotes, and the arrangers here
and there after referred to as multiplem time mL champions. Think he's hegius
(42:05):
Bett's counting them before they have.So this is actually part two point one
of the contract, says wager amountthe loser shall irrecular man, I've got
to fuck up this word. Ir R E voc a b l yva.
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There it is pledge to get atattoo selected by the winner and additionally
will change their Twitter handle. Iwill not call it x elon can sucket
that's in parentheses, to commemorate thewinning team for a term of thirty days
from the start of the next Marveiloone season. Now we move on to
point three or three point three pointone ironclad bonus addendum. Should Team Plasmin
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inevitably fail to finish above the MightioRangers, Hector can in no way not
shave his head if he fails toagree to this stipulation as signed by his
legal American council term that's me,Hector must say to you, my lawyer,
Hector must also shave his head.Refusal to shave his head will result
(43:13):
in Hector having to shave his head. Now three point three point two says
where to as fourth, the defendantwill adhere to sections three point three point
one, which entails shaving their headto completion. This is not limited to
but also may include eyebrows, facialhair, nose slash, ear hair.
Failure to do so would result ina permanent ban from the Big Gets Big
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Takes podcast and Hector, you're welcome. I accepted this for you, so
as your legal counsel, you don'thave to conn fire. You're fired.
I'm I'm just gonna say he's putthat in the way he's phrased that implies
that, regardless of who wins andloses, I had to get a tattoo
of them anyway, So he doesn'thave to do anything so no, I
do not accept. Listen, Iknow you don't understand the lego moment legal
(44:00):
mumbo jumbo that's going on, whichis why I was an actual lawyer this
man. I know I did breeall failed, but you know here I
am. I was a lawyer who'sactually passed the bar as a Ragers fan.
We passed the bar on high jumpevery fucking time. God damn it.
So this is your legal counsel.I'm sorry that you can't afford anybody
(44:21):
better. I'm basically a public defendantwho has no creditation, and you're welcome
because I've taken care of this foryou. I can't wait to see your
whole goddamn head just lack of hair. Oh good lord. I've never rooted
for Team Plasma more in my entirelife. Yeah, I'm just gonna say,
like stepping back tattoo. Bet,I'm fine with head shaving. Fuck
no, I'm not doing that ever, well shaving one eyebrow. No,
(44:45):
all right, Well, I'll sendsome of the legal things, but I
think this is iron clad with theiron clad adendo. If you weren't without
my signature, that is actually wellactually eyeside for you. So that's three
point three point one and uh,thank you Blood of Raiders Jim another fucking
big take of the week. That'stwo in a row for him the week.
(45:06):
Yeah, I mean just out thepodcast. Yeah no, that's way
off limits, notadha like, Idon't care. I don't care whether I
win a lose, Like I'll dothe tattoo that I'm not doing the head
shave. That all right? SoHector, Yeah, sorry about your hair.
Sorry, sorry that hang on,can you just clarify as seeing as
(45:30):
you've appointed yourself as my legal counselsomehow, can he clarify what exactly does
Blood Rangers Jim have to do ifhe loses the bet? Sorry, when
he loses the bet, so hehas to shave his head as well,
but he's he's already shaved head.Yeah, so yeah, he's just doing
maintenance. You know. His wifegets mad as Also, if at the
(45:52):
beginning of the contract it says BloodArrangers Jim will always be referred to as
the winner as the loser I mentioned, doesn't that mean by this contract,
even if Team Plasma be Steel Rangers, he don't have to shave his head.
Yeah, it's contract. Yeah,No, I'm not I Yeah,
(46:12):
you are not my legal counsel anymore. You're fired. I'm the only idiot
on this podcast. He doesn't wearglasses. Why would you hire me in
the first place. Damn it,I didn't Okay, that's not what the
contract says. Signed pay anything.I just I know you're a busy guy.
Didn't want you to have to readit, and I'm glad that you're
agreed to the back. I can'twait to see you with Oh my good
(46:36):
my hair is staying where it isand Blood Rangers gym. I'm looking forward
to seeing that you with no eyebrows, no beard, and a team plasma
tattoo right on the top of yourhead. All right, I like that.
Blood Rangers Jim, please respond,but only go through me. I
am Hector's legal counsel. No,don't not reach out there. Anything that
(46:57):
goes through term is now considered legallyvoid. Oh man, you're so bad.
But let's move on to an update. And that's for fantasy. There's
the drop boom. Hi, guys, I'm not Sky. I'm going to
(47:17):
transfer. It's you. One man. It's very tragic. Zero nothing I've
I've won nothing in my entire lifeexcept for which doesn't matter. So here
we are for the podcast standings.We've had two people for some reason pick
the snowballs in their double and pipIn is one of them, and she
(47:38):
is last place with Snowballs Raspberries.It's his Team Momo and Team Plasma.
O fuck yourself, Jesus stop.I think it's not as bad as a
cookie, but this is pretty bad. One and thirty three point five points
in fifth place, strangely is notthe other person who big the snowballs,
(48:00):
because it's Term with the Rangers,Raspberry Racers, Mellow Yellow and Team Momo.
It's those. It's those last twothat are probably the sticking points at
the moment. With one hundred andforty two point five points, Bow Route
we go in. We got this. It's like team team except with the
words name nice Yeah. In fourthplace is Decker with Snowballs or Rangers,
(48:27):
Rohle Worlders and Savage Speeders. Thosethose non snowballs teams are carrying up with
one hundred and fifty point five pointsand using fourth place in the podcast right
now, not too far ahead ofhim with one hundred and fifty three point
five is Hector with Team Plasma ShiningSwarm in Night Wists and Raspberry Racers pretty
solid except for the Shining Swarm teambuilding. Yes it's fine. This time
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last year they were also doing crap. In second place overall for the podcast
is Sky insert all of his titleshere with Team Galactic, Crazy Cat Sized
Gliding Glaciers and Mellow Yellow one hundredand sixty seven points, looking pretty solid.
In one point five place is HateUs with Mellow Yellow, Raspberry Racist
(49:12):
tam Plasmas Savage Speeders one hundred andseventy two point five points, thirty ninth
overall in the In the fan Fantasyalso pretty solid with a terrible with the
currently terrible double I'll take that,Yeah, exactly. Hey the fly there,
that's the most basic bitch on thispodcast. True, those statements are
not contradictory at all, and infirst place in the podcast standings with the
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top four teams, albeit in thewrong order on the fantasy roster Crazy Cat
Sized, Team Plasma, Savage SpeedersRaspberry Racers with two hundred and forty one
points. That is me. Myname is godd Nod no killing me.
(49:59):
Back to the beginning of Marby theone season three when my Balls of Chaos
Turtle Slider's tag team. We're atthe top of the fantasy standings. That
was epic. Can't wait for thisto last all the way to the end
of season like that one did.So they just keep letting the Crazy Cat's
eye cheet. I think that's fine, Yeah, you'll probably win. Exactly
are you? Are you like that'sa great team? Are you in first
(50:21):
in like everyone or just the podcast? Let's find out? Yes, with
the fan fantasy standing in, whatis he to usually do? Top five
or top three to five? Topfive? Top five? We have Donovan
Drayton in fifth Savage Plasma, CrazyCat's Size Rangers two hundred and twenty eight
points. Fuck yes, Dad,Dragon Love Yeah. In fourth place with
(50:45):
a team of Crazy Cat's Eyed PlasmaSpeaters and Galactic two hundred and twenty nine
points. One point above is Bullseye. Apparently our manager is is gambling over
here, which you know that that'sfine so long as the coach is doing
his job. I guess, well, yeah, they're just the whole squad
fucking break the rules at this point. So who's his double voice? Was
a Crazy Size Yes. The restof the top five, all half crazy
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Cats is in their double in thirdplace with Crazy Cats, Eyes or Asp
Racers, Sabage Spears, and MidnightWisps. Yes, that's going to be
a theme here two hundred and fortythree and a half points. Is Pingo
Boye Wait with an eye in thefirst of the bowl and three eyes at
the end as as you would spellit. Terms new favorite fan Fantasy persons
(51:34):
in second place. In second placewith two hundred and forty one points is
Mease, I have those top fourteams in the wrong order. Someone else
has them. Someone else has themin not quite the right order, but
in a better order than me.And that is Violet, who I believe
is pesky, but sure, I'mViolet Eye. This is Violet. It's
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like it's like you remember and likewhen you Low and Yellow I were starting
right next to each other that onerace. It's it's kind of like that.
It's a little confusing, I know, and the Google Google Sheets autophil
really hates that, but it's fair. Yeah, it's fine. So it's
Violet first and second exactly. Yeah, Crazy Cat, Size, Raspberry,
Racist Team Plasma and Savage Speeders twohundred and forty two and a half points,
(52:22):
And that's the fan fantasy, andI'm sure that will all be different
in three events time because block pushingis coming up. But hey, we're
enjoying where we are right now,aren't we, buddies. Let's go,
well, who's not? We gottatalk, We gotta call out last place.
Oh yes, last place is Miltone In one hundred fifth places.
(52:45):
Yeah, I think eighty seven anda half points. Now, the Rangers
with the one point five multiplier,that's working out pretty well for you so
far. In with the no multiplier, snowballs and bumblebees. That one's a
little that, that one's a littlesuspect. The double multiplayer is currently the
resident's sixteenth place team in the standings. Thunderbolts. Now that's the real kicker,
(53:08):
right, Milton. Why did younot learn from Decca's mistakes? Dude?
It's literally like preseason football, likeevery team that does well doesn't matter,
and it's like Thunderbolts were the firstto qualify. Y two k was
not was real actually, and yeah, like you know, they used all
(53:28):
their effort for that, and Ireally actually hope that they changed all of
their marbles, but they're confirmed tobe last week that they fucking didn't,
so this is what you get forpaying them. Yeah, I bet,
I bet mister Mailspin here had thesame exact dream, except on the final
the final event of Marble League,which is Marble Across, if I'm not
(53:49):
mistaken or honey dom GP. Yes, yeah, yeah. It is quite
amusing to see that the Thunderbolts withtheir double multiplayer are getting the exact number
of points for your team as thefifteen place Snowballs with no multiplier. But
you know, early days, anythingcan happen. Also, if if any
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of billion if you're listening, ifanybody picked the Thunderbolts Violet over here,
who's in the top spot? Ifthat is Besky was the number one Thunderbolts
fan of all goddamn times. She'sthe cheerleader on Twitter, and she's a
badger take notes and the suffering,please but thank you. Now you're the
(54:30):
best. Actually that was very concise. It's like you, it's like you're
you might be my pick. Now, this guy's my favorite commissioner. You're
a good second place. I shouldnot be the second your favorite commissioner,
but i've but I've listened to yourfavorite comission enough times to know vaguely the
efficient way to go about this.So, yeah, man, you've been
reviewing film all week for this,so I appreciate that. Yeah, but
(54:52):
let's send it over for two Hector, the Postman, the duck Boy short
there, the conduct, the theshow in showdown, I think ah,
and a member of the editorial boardof Project Barble Earth. Finally didn't that
up? Hector? Yeah, wellwe have for predictions what oh yeah,
(55:20):
it's predictions with the Pullman. Alright, So of having predicted three events,
the results are interesting, we've gotare very widespread. So starting things off
with the podcast standings, Pippin isnot on this list because Pippin was not
here to predict and did not senda prediction in in time, so get
zero points. We'll fix that.But in fifth place, where he belongs
(55:46):
with eleven points, we have Sky. Oh fuck sorry Sky, Yeah,
very sorry, Sky, but youhad some terrible across three event is not
a lot? Hey, hats yougot Sky pression. He's hard to the
Snowburlls point down. Sorry guys,Yeah, well gratifying me. Sky is
(56:13):
not in last place overall in thefan standings. He is in thirty second
place of thirty three. Nice.Yeah, what what Sky say? Here
is not even a bloody prime number. Tap Come on, I know thirty
three isn't either. Eleven I thatpodcast keep going, come on. Jesus
(56:36):
Sky is in fifth, quite along way ahead of him. In fourth
place, with twenty seven points isDecca, who was doing terribly until picking
the Savage Speeders for hurdles. Hey, you don't what you know? You
know the rapper fast like Zeger?Yeah? Yeah. In third place,
(56:58):
also with twenty seven points, butwith any to win, we are back
to who I usually am in predictions. Aren't we really good on the first
one? Horrible with everything else?They'll pay that much attention, but let's
get through this. In second place, jumping ahead massively with fifty one points
(57:19):
and one event win podcast standing secondplace is term. Okay, well you've
for got Marvele Best a Chavonship titleholder as well. That's right, Piebe,
it's right there. I don't wearit because it's so heavy. It's
actually weighed down the foundation of myhouse. And I'm glad to see that
back in the second place, becausean early start never is good for you,
but second place you're always on thecome up. There we go,
(57:40):
all right, and in first placefor the podcast standings the only one left,
but been quite an impressive run becausewith two correct picks in three events
and sixty one points overall so far, first place of the podcast right now
is non Aguan. So if I'mleading both, that means I'm losing both
in two weeks. Right. Idon't like where this is going. I
(58:05):
am absolutely faith. It's just becausehe picked your own team, you know,
and they're doing well. I didthat once. Yeah, but you
picked up for fantasy as well withyour double. That's true, right.
The good news here is that Nanagondoes not have to predict the Crazy Cat
size to win block pushing. That'strue, unless unless it's an opposite week
where sixteenth gets twenty five points,fifteenth gets twenty points and hate it.
(58:31):
You're just doing like mental gymnastics onhow you can overtake that. I'm gonna
put it out there. I don'tput it out that the Crazy Cats has
have not gotten sixteenth in block pushingbefore, because the Hazers took that in
twenty twenty one, and then theBalls of Chaos took that last year.
I don't know which team is goingto take the ball for us this year,
but someone will I doubt it,I have faith, I don't all
(58:52):
right. We got top three forthe fans, we've got a top five
for the fans. S just aand down. Where we are, where
we all are right now? Skyis in thirty second place, Decca is
in nineteenth. I am in eighteenth. Term. You are in sixth place,
seth sixth. This is so goodshow you one point off? It
(59:15):
in fifth place is not term Withfifty two points one event win. We
have Cyani Cyanide, like the poisonCyani, the reserve of the crazy atside
who's been picking just the crazy catsize and it's worked out fairly well,
makes sense. Keep doing it won'twork out the end in fourth place with
(59:37):
fifty six points one event win.A regular face for both fantasy and predictions.
Top five's it's Don Drayton, DanDragon top five and both hell yeah
absolutely In third place with sixty pointsand one event win. Another familiar face
for predictions, it is tumult shoutout, sorry, you guys, were
(01:00:00):
the show done? Realm yeah?And then our top two are the only
two people to have predicted two winssuccessfully in three events. In second place
with sixty one points, barely aheadof twuomults is our very own non Agun
Hello, no, no, no, no, no, no, I
(01:00:21):
think I know his first two.I think I think you do it in
the first place with seventy points infirst place for the prediction standing so far
with seventy points, two winds undersilver. We have craziest cats eye.
Yep, there are notifications about aboutthis. For the last three days.
(01:00:44):
It was fucking fantastic, wasting aboutfour hours of that guy's time on Twitter
just arguing about how the crazy catsas she did proceed. You said he
was a pinion in I found outhow much. And it props to him
for getting the first two events correct, like only shipped Team Plasma and steeple
Chase. Like that's not a hothot take, but that is a hot
(01:01:05):
enough taste. Yeah. Well,I have to get a lot of guests
and being able just yell at cloudsfor like two hours, then we'll start
the show, all right. Yeah, that is our standings rundown. So,
Nonagan, did you predict If mymath is correct, you have two
wins in a fifth. So didyou predict mellow Yellow for the steeple chase?
(01:01:25):
Yes, I did knew it.Hey, I don't need you bring
math this goddamn podcast. Sorry,I'm sorry, I forgot which podcast I'm
on. That's my bed. Fuckgod together man. Also, thank you
for joining us killing all right,So Hector, I actually listened back to
the last episode. I'm stealing thisfucking segment from you because you took too
(01:01:47):
long and without any rules behind theOh goddamn segment. So I'm stealing this.
Ship's make our predictions for this week? Do you even have a plan
for this? Yes? I do. I'd say the three events and fucking
ask everybody who they're picking. Fairenough. It was so long last week.
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It was twenty minutes. I haveno clue why it was that long.
So I don't have an order.I'm just like Hector coming into this
last week and we are predicting.We were at the next three events,
which is block pushing, Sprint andHector, what is it? Because I'm
not fully filled in Tug of Warthere it is. It's like reverse jelsting.
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I guess. So, Hector,what are your picks for this?
My picks for this some one really? But block pushing. I'm going to
take the Midnight Whist because again Ihave faith in them sprints? Oh yeah,
I mean, provided they put inthe right marble. How could I
not go with Mellow Yellow? Okay, who's the fast name? Yellow Yellow?
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Of course, I think I'll getto mine and ever Tugle War.
Tug was a tough one, buthm hmm, I'm gonna imagine it's a
bit more like block pushing, andI am going to go with the Rospberry
races. Okay, I like that. Uh no, on what little me?
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You pay attention, but I'm payingattention and this man, I'm just
looking at my things. So Idon't do what I did last time with
fantasy and take through my predictions.So here we go, block your predictions.
Still, we're following the math,even though I found the kinks in
my system, and I'm just kindof using it as a guideline now.
So block pushing, I'm gonna gowith Team Momo. With the five meters
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sprint, I'm gonna go with MellowYellow, and with Tug of War,
I'm going with Savage Speeders, whichall three of those are not the top
result of my thing. But Ibelieve, I believe, all right,
Cool, I wasn't paying attention atall. I heard savage speeders. I
don't love that peck, but heckthere you have to be paying attention.
Break this down, baby, comeon and next really go Pivot, Pivot,
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are you here? How are youfor? The black says be pushing?
I got team today. I thinkSprint got red the crazy Gifts took
walk at ten Bees. They'll fightfor anything. Thank you, Pivot.
I appreciate that. If they makered Igo, I will punch the coach.
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But okay, all right, andSky shout out to you for showing
up. Well, I don't knowwhy you're gonna make the whole entire episode.
Probably out there just winning too manypulls. But I heard you got
predictions for block pushing, Sprint andTogo War. What we got man,
Yeah, of course, I justuh. I just got back to running
a marathon. It was super funblock pushing. I think I'm gonna also
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take for fun. Yeah, I'malso gonna take the Midnight whisps. Uh
for sure gonna win this one.Sprint. I agree that I will punch
the coach if it's Red Eye,because I'm picking Green Eye of the crazy
Cat. Size should have known thisand then tug a War. It's a
new event. I gotta go withthat. I don't know Team Plasma,
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they seem to win every new event. Oh I do like that. Pick
and thank you for showing up.You sound very fucking weird right now.
Maybe that's why you could make thewhole episode. I'm just a little out
of breath because I had to runa marathon, you know, yeah to
today right? Yeah? Yeah forsure? What was that? Fifty fifty
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four miles fifty two? Yeah?Podcast again? But thank you, skuy,
Hey, go get some sleep,you earned it. You got the
runners high right now? Yeah,just said I jump on before going to
sleep. All right? Cool?So who's next? Decker sending anything?
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Not that I see He's gonna trytesting true Sabbage speeders for all three of
them. Actually, so well,you know you said anything like my boy
over there said his in we willget them and just pursue the reply to
the sweet of this videot or thisepisode whatever? Who's that? Leave me
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you and hate us, hatus whatyou got? I'll go last all right
again? Like like not a gun, I'm not gonna go only stats because
that should dictate I go wisps forblock pushing. I'm actually gonna go Orangers
for block pushing. I think they'rethey're strong, they got this uh sprint.
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I gotta go with Yellow. Ican't not yellows. Yellow is the
best sprinter to have ever done anything. And then Tug of War, I
I don't know, like I'll probablygo with I think I'll go with the
Whisps. The Wisps for Tug ofWar. They're definitely on the come up
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again and I think they'll adapt well, Okay, I like those picks.
And finally to me, block pushing, we're going to Rangers. The Midnight
Whist proved in Showdown. I thinklast year or two years ago that they
have not got it in them anymore. They used to be the standard.
They're not the standard anymore. Everybodyelse figured it out. It was the
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block or whatever sprint Red eyes inhe's waiting like this, dude's the fastest
on the track, especially when explosivityof just going straight nails it every time.
And Tug of War, I'm goingwith the tried, tested, the
true. That's because the ways canbe did this before. But Pinky's gotta
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fucking give it something at some point, right fed Champion, it feels like
they had a bunch of events lastyear that we've never really seen and they
excelled at them, which they usedthe host curse to their advantage and network
seeing Tug of War and it's aweird event that we don't exactly know what's
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happening. I hope there's jewstick sticks. But yeah, I mean they got
to do something at some point,right, like just to kind of follow
up on their title. So giveme them. And that's predictions for this
week. If you want to submityour predictions, use the hashtag hetus.
What's the hashtag this week? Oh, hashtag for predictions. Let's go with
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hashtag and then the word hashtag forthe number p r eds short for predictions.
Is that a hashtag already? Heckto look that up least, there's
no way, right, there's noshots tag, So it's hashtag that h
A S H d A G thenumber four p r E d r E
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d I p r E no pr E d s just preads for short
for predictions. All right, there'sno way I was spelling that right,
it's not taking okay, So usethe hashtag hashtag hashtag for preads that is
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spelled hashtag. Just the symbol onthis one. But then you got to
put a big H in there andthen a S H D a G the
number four and then capital p RE D s exactly hashtag hashtag for preads
nice, thank you, hate us. I can't wait for someone to misspell
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that prediction has dropped the D andthen the algorithm does something weird, and
soon in a couple years we're goingto be welcoming mister belt. Our predictions
for actually mister belt our hashtag forPresident of the United States going to be
epic. Hatus. If you ruinedthe predictions hashtag, you're gonna hear about
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it, probably probably in your car, because you're never going to be invited
on this goddamn podcast. Get andI had to come up with something.
Hey, you nailed it because Icome up on the spot all the time
that ends up being taken and Hector'slike, no, we can't do that.
So you nailed it. Hashtag hashtagfour preads hatus. Thank you so
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fucking much for joining us. Youare electric and everybody should go listen to
the Marbles Today podcast, whether it'snight or day. They got you covered
your tag lied because it should beit should we We might be taking that
one. Oh yeah, well yeah, we can't do anything with that.
We're let it roll, you know. And hey, Hector, great job
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doing piction, not on fucking nailingfantasy Decker. I hope your basketball draft
went well. He's picking twelve yearolds for his middle school league. Guy,
Pippin, thank you for dropping in. And until next week, it's
fucking letter roll, let it roll. Whoa whoa bo