195 - #FreeStupidSexyWoodsie! (ML23 E4-E6!)

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Episode Transcript

(00:05):
Events four, five, and sixis of Marvel League twenty twenty three are
in the books, but who reallygives the shit because we are being deprived
of stupid, sexy Greig Woods Halloweenvoice. We need it back, everybody,
so we're here to chat about itand the other events. But it
really gives a fox to sit back, strap it down and let it rolling.

(00:27):
Whoa whoa, hey everybody? Whatwas in another one podcast in Marvel
Sports that he is expectable? Ihear Woo's terms night. I am joined
five. I don't know if he'sstill leading fantasy and fucking predictions, but

(00:50):
he is a basic bitch and he'sa great sphinx and that's not a gone
what's up? Not a goone?I am holding out hope because the banner
seems to have pushed the next eventto Thursday, which means maybe we will
get a Halloween race on Tuesday.What are the odds of that? You
never know, it might actually happen. We absolutely need one after what they

(01:11):
skipped to the last year, lasttwo years. Ah, do they do
one in twenty two? Last year? Last year? Yeah, they definitely
skipped last year. Free my boy, blood Moon, But that right there
that man that you just heard thisis the number one Canadian of all time,
a most in Canadian light enthusiast,that of the year, a good
bookie, a great gambler. That'sfucking Decker. What's up Deck? It's

(01:34):
all bro. I feel like Ihaven't seen you, like what year two
feels like that man, especially withthe pace of this Marble league. Geez,
I haven't seen you in like sixevents many. I feel like that
beard's gone twice as long. Reallycaps off at this light. So I
don't know if that's actually a truestatement, but got to take better care
of it. Well, split endsover here. That's okay. That MWO

(01:57):
shirt is sweet as hell. Yeah, so it is spooky season. Did
you guys do anything for like lastnight, because I we're recording on Sunday
right now. A lot of peopleat Halloween parties last night. You know
me, man, I'm Dad ofthe Year. I'm not doing anything.
Okay, Yeah, I went tohave birthday party to that count. Did
you dress up? No, hey, did you dressed up as handsome knock

(02:22):
on there you go? Oh?True? Yes, I put on the
mask and everything. I looked likea purple marble. Yeah. I ended
up going to a party last nightand I decided to dress as Hollywood Hulk
Hogan. That is not the Whulkmaniac whole Cogan from the eighties and nineties
that you guys all absolutely know invove, but is the darker version. So

(02:42):
I do have this sweet nWo shirton. I could not commit to shaving
my beard, so I just paintedon his stupid handlebar mustache over my beard.
Actually got working great. And yeah, used the Marble the Marble Mass
Championship title to play guitar on becausethat's what Hull Covid fucking does. Yep.

(03:04):
It's a lot of fun though.And uh, do you go trick
or treeing Beuggar with kids on TuesdayBro Halloween? Okay, well yeah,
I mean that would also I'm justgonna go knock on somebody's door on Saturday
night trick or tree No, Iwas asking for like during the week.
But also I understand if they comeout with a Halloween race video, you're
just watching that shit on loop.You're not taking your kids anywhere. You're

(03:27):
losing your Dad of the Year title. Man, if they come, if
they if they do that as anevent this year, I will dress up
as super sexy gregs forer Halloween.That'd be dope. Also, we're still
rooting for blood Boon right or werelooking absolutely or is this Booberry's year?
Blueberry? I love Booberry too,man, do some Blueberry? All right?
Well, hopefully that comes out.If not, we uh we'll be

(03:50):
missing Greg with stupid sexy voice becauseit's just it's different and uh, best
best holiday of the year when thathappens. But we're not here talking about
that. Well we already did,but we are here to talk about second
three events. So I guess that'sthree or No. Four, five,
and six. Not a math podcastmath right out right off the bed.

(04:13):
But we had block pushing. Nowthere was something with block pushing where there
was a graphical error that the fansnoticed and the video was up for probably
about four minutes and then taken downand released six hours later. So we
are continuing this graphical nightmare of MarbleLegue twenty three. You know. Overall

(04:38):
the event was long as usual,but we got out of gun. I
gotta say before I did notice thegraphical error, but before I noticed that,
I did notice the timestamp of thevideo and it was less than ten
minutes, and honestly, I'll takeit this blog pushing graphical errors aside was
still like twenty times easier to watchthan last year's, which is fourteen minutes

(05:00):
long. I think I think theyjust did away with replays entirely, which
helps. So I hated it muchless. Yeah, hey, that's a
great way to say it on Ago, and I think you summed it up
perfectly. I don't completely hate thisevent. It's just it's too long.
I know it was under ten minutesthis year, but for me, ten
minutes of block pushing is way toolong. It's just not as exciting as

(05:25):
other Marble League events. I couldn'tgo back and rewatch it tonight. I
rewatched the other two events. Blockpushing for me is similar to the swing
wave in a sense that it needsto be relooked at. It needs to
either be revamped or they find away to shorten this video. We figured
it all out by a couple ofyears ago. You just have head to
head race, make it a bracketsystem. It's like literally the same amount

(05:46):
of races. You don't really evenhave to play the replays. You can
just hold the camera above the marblesand yeah, that cuts down the time
significantly and you get to like reallyfind out who's like dominant. And this
event also change the box. Theseare too small, you know. We
get a record after record with thisbullshit every year. Yeah, just make

(06:09):
the blocks bigger again and the Arrangerswill dominate along with the Midnight Whists hopefully
but not gone. Well you gotit was fun to see the Wists break
the Bumblebees record right at the end, but just missed the gold. You
know. It's the sort of dramathat made it out of that little oomph
of excitement at the end. Asfor how to improve it, I feel
like I've been a broken record forthe past three years. But literally,
we don't need to see every teamdo four runs. I don't care that

(06:31):
each track is different. We're goingto do four runs. We're not going
to do four different runs of thesprint yet, dumbass, just because every
lane is different. Just like tworuns is fine. Two runs is what
we used to do inside lane,outside lane. Yeah, But like you
were saying, and I think thatwas really what made this event was the
excitement of the records being broken andthe fashion they were being broken in,

(06:56):
especially at the end of the event. For them to take that when the
event and get a Marble League record. I mean yeah, like one record
at the beginning and then one atthe end. Was it wasn't It was
some nice book ends for sure.Yeah. So Midnight Wist didn't win it,
right, like they got second stilla second. That is like the
old bit Midnight Wist thing. Heylet's get a record, but not get
the fucking cold like what are wedoing near midnight West? It was impressive,

(07:19):
but yeah, I mean, likefor me, just change it back
to bracket style. Put one verseone, have run in each lane real
quick, and that's all we need. I don't think we ever did block
pushing bracket style, did we?I'm pretty sure we did. Twenty twenty
we did not, nineteen we didn't. Yeah, I don't remember past twenty

(07:40):
nineteen prior. All right, jbar, Well, you're welcome for the idea.
Fucking implement it, yep A likethoughts on it other than they do
be pushing those blocks and the CrazyCat size really sucked. It's oh yeah,
I have to talk about that.So yeah. So the fun thing
about the Crazy Cats is that theyactually haven't always been absolute asset block pushing

(08:03):
because what happened. What happened intwenty nineteen is they got seventh and in
twenty twenty they got six. Thatmight have gone that backwards. What happened
was they had one ass run andone like decent run and they would on
and for those events they count likeyour best run. And because they only
went twice, so they skated by. But this time they do four runs,
so it brings everything down a lot. And also I think they changed

(08:24):
the format because they used to havethe quadrilla roller coaster thing and they'd start
really high and gain a bunch ofspeed on a steep inclined down, and
in twenty twenty one they changed itto this much less steep like ramp thingy,
so they can build no speed sothey just have no push behind it.
Yeah, I was. I waswatching the Crazy Cats eyes Ron.

(08:45):
I was just like, man,they are really fucking missing. They hates
right now. Yeah, I wasa bearrass for they were like what again,
like mid sixties, I think likethey're high, was like maybe like
seventy low, like seventy four pointseven comparative the record was like one oh
five, right, Yeah, yeah, it was. It was a close

(09:07):
competition. I don't remember prior seasonsactually being this close. It may have
been, but I think the toptwo were separated by less than a point,
so it was. It was verycompetitive this event. It's just I
couldn't stay interested. Yeah, it'shard to just watch the same thing four
times in a row. That's whatI was, just like, just do

(09:28):
two runs, two wanes, bracketstyle, no replays. Yeah, pretty
toy much, pretty clear who wins. You only need to see their strategy.
Actually, you know, good jobsto the bumblebees. That was.
That was a pretty good gold.Yes, this new merger is finally seeming
to figure themselves out. I dolove that. And yeah, it was

(09:52):
really cool to see that, likebreak the record in front of the crowd.
Crowd went crazy, but you know, like the cynic in me absolutely
loved when the Midnight was broken myglass run. I was just like take
that, you Fox, all right, those cares still exists possible. But

(10:13):
anything else on blockbushing, Uh itwas you get another symptom of this Marble
League is rushed. But you know, the event was decent aside from the
boo boo. Yeah cool, that'swhy we're rushing through it too. Now
we're going to go off to fivemeters sprint. It was five meters long,
and people sprint through Marble spread throughit as well, probably the most

(10:33):
difficult event on the planet to fuckup. So you know, it was
just nice to see the suns metersnot win this one for once. I
mean there that this is essentially theirbread and butter when it comes to the
Marble League. Granted they were stillon the podium, but yeah, snowballs,
look at that team. Go misterSnowy out there putting it. Look
at Snowy, go, let's go. I think this is why Billy was

(10:56):
rapping about, you know, FreemanSnowy free coach, is because we needed
to see this Marble who dominated,like what their only season of Marble one.
Yep, just get back out there, just be super fucking fast.
He nailed it. Yeah, Ithought it was great. It's a sprint.
There's never never anything wrong with it. It's not an event you can
complain about. Maybe you can complainthat it comes back every year, but

(11:20):
who cares. If it's not broken, don't try and fix it. Like
you know, it's it's a greatevent. Yeah, I like it better
than hurdles. Personally at least thenew version of hurdles. So I'll take
this. And Greeneye only getting fifthwas a little disappointing, but you know
that was Greeneye's worst run at sprintever, so like still fifth. Yeah,

(11:41):
who was Greeneye up against in theirevent? Uh? The semi final
Greeneye was against Rapidly and Bumble andTheero which Bumble was another one too,
holy shit shocker there. Yeah,yeah, once again proven better his first
wrong but still very early. Itis and it is that they just got

(12:03):
three medals in a row and they'rein first. And as Hector has been
saying, I'll say it for himthis time. The host Chris doesn't real
the Oceanics just suck well, explaina raceway that all right? But yeah,
I mean Bumble got the silver,Like this is absolutely crazy. I

(12:26):
think they're going to make a runat it. Maybe it's a hive mind
that's actually getting to the rest ofthe teams and just I don't know,
like Bubble do. Well. Gladto see that the cheaters got fifth,
though they're great and Mandarin coming insixth. I was very bummed out about
the Raspberry racers beating us out bylike I don't know, two milliseconds or

(12:50):
something like that. Oh I know, actually what was it? What was
the actual number? One? Iswear man, this team's only there to
get in front of the Old Rangers. That's it. That's the only reason
for ever competing in Marble Sports.It's like, okay, oh Rangers are
competing here, all right, I'llbe right in front of them. Yeah.

(13:11):
Now they have those favorite teams.The Green Ducks aren't there, Like
they don't they have to fuck withus because it's tradition, assholes. Yeah,
there's got to be a year wherethey don't make it, right,
Yeah, the Old Rangers don't makeit. Which when do you think is
going to happen? First? Arethey going to die at the same time,
same time? It would be veryfruit leading of us to do that.

(13:35):
Just a all the fruit teams.We'll go down the showdown this year,
see you guys later, yep.But yeah, I mean overall good
event for me. It's awesome.See's snowy back on the track. That
was the high right, that wasthe highlight. That guy out there sticking
it to all the haters, showingup for his team when you know there's
not much to really show up forthere, and Snowy did it. I'm

(13:56):
proud of that guy. It's goodto see him out. They're competing and
working hard and getting a golden medalto show for it. It is a
little concerning that the two top halffinishes from the snow Actually the two finishes
that were above thirteenth so far forthe Snowballs were Snowy going by himself,
but that that doesn't discount Snowy's achievements. Yep, hashtag three man Snowy.

(14:16):
Everybody knows man, damn right,he's the only fucking thing, like only
marble worth of ship on the goddamnteam, which is like unfortunate that he
has to compete with these other marbleson the team. They've tried to change
members. It doesn't work, CoachBlizzard, He's fine. I guess he
should just call up Air up andform a new team, just the two

(14:37):
of them. Yeah, I likethat, right? Maybe maybe who's the
guy from the Solar Flares? Ember? Is that the guy you love?
Yeah? They got Arab and Snowy. What a team, man, What
a team? And Ember and HazyHazy comes back. There's you got your
four That's how you free hazy andthen yah, fuck it, bring in

(14:58):
Coach. That would be on realthe reserve. The reserve would be we
all know it. It's crush eitherthat or one of the Purple rockets,
or maybe we help Sky out andwe get a story out there, because

(15:18):
it seems like deep black the cakewhere the ship either sorry what I mean,
you're not wrong right now, butstill at this event they were I
don't know where they're at. Wehaven't gotten to it yet. Oh right,
Yes they were in eleventh yes,sorry, sorry, but anything else

(15:39):
on five beer sprint because yeah,it's great. I remember seeing both Ramen
Powder and Momoa Kai talk about,well, let's see, we've had one
marble that got a metal in sprint, and also Mimo was good in qualifier.
Wouldn't it be just fine and dandyif they put Momo in because m
one lull no reason, that wouldbe so funny. And then they actually

(16:03):
did that and got dead last.They were both having a mental breakdown,
very rightly so because that was stupid. I do love what like jmrlists do,
like the very like specific fans oflike teams and they're just like,
all right, this is what youwant sixteenth Sorry, about it. But

(16:26):
let's get into uh, the anew event? Is it a new event?
Though? What did they call itlast year? They didn't have it
last year. They had it intwenty twenty one they called it jousting,
and this time it's they call ittug of war, but it's literally jousting
it. There's nothing, there's barelyanything different about it. Jousting was like
on a much smaller scale, Ithink, which I actually liked. So

(16:49):
jousting was a I don't remember exactlywhat the arena looked like, but I
think it was very similar. Itwas similar, but it was a duo
event, so they only had twomarbles from each team put and instead of
a big red block, they hada big red ball and they were trying
to push and the ball was likedesigned to go off of the ramp because

(17:10):
I think they were approaching it sothat both teams would hit it at an
angle. I don't remember. Ihan't rewatched it. Yeah, I'm just
looking at this video like screech outor whatever of it. And yeah,
much shorter ramp. I had aball, felt like they were like go
to like the octagon, but itwas just rectangle. Yeah, like I

(17:30):
have a big kind of style.But yeah, I don't know this,
this just felt so much worse inmy opinion to compare the jow stick.
I don't know why. I don'tknow. I don't even want to compare
it, like really to jousting,because we didn't have it last year,
like nagone said, and it isslightly different. I thought, if I'm
going to compare it to anything,I'm going to compare it to block pushing
in a sense. And this forme was more exciting at least than block

(17:53):
pushing, just the way way itworked. You know, two teams bang
bang, boom, you get yourright away, move on to the next
one. I know it was alonger video, but it just didn't feel
as long watching it, and Ienjoyed it. I thought Talk of War
was fun. I'd like to seeit again next year. I felt like
there was ways that they could havemaybe like just so much better though,

(18:15):
like a lot of the time thereis I would say to the group chat
that, like, maybe we havetwo separate tracks to go like along the
ramp, like the balancing ramp basically, and uh, just have like something
that triggers, like with the Marbleteam hitting that and that it pulls the
block with them, and it's kindof like actually pulling apart instead of like

(18:40):
pushing like magnetize it in a sense, so it attaches to I don't know,
just like a little net or somethinglike something that catches like the first
marble and then the other teams likeforce. Just kind of sounds like a
lot of engineering happening. Man,I don't know, I think they could
pull it off, but a Pulleysystem. Yeah, the problem not with
the pace that these events are beingput out right now, But in a

(19:03):
like, I definitely agree in thesense that there's definitely ways to make this
look more like a tug of war, because this looking no matter how you
look at it, this is jousting. Like great, you're not there's no
there's no there's a war going on, but no one's tugging anything. That's
that's how that works. But yeah, like that I said, I really
like the head to head nature ofthis event, and I think it was

(19:26):
done really well and it was exciting. I don't know what I like honestly,
or initially I liked it better thatall four of members of the team
was going, but I've thought aboutit more and I haven't rewatched the original
Jousting. I don't know which formatI liked better, to be honest,
but in my opinion, they wereboth good. I think the fact that
Jousting had the ball bearing that waslike huge made it easier to tell like

(19:52):
who won, because yeah, thatsquare kind of like tripping like off sides
and like you know, spinning basically, and in the finale spoiler falling off
the track for the first time ever. That was kind of cool man and
added some excitement. It was somethingthat hadn't happened all event I mean,
you can hate it if you're onthe wrong side of the team that lost,

(20:14):
I guess, But all in all, I thought that was exciting seeing
the block go off and they scoredit before the block went off, I
thought that was exciting. So withthe whole thing is jele state, you
have like a better view of wherethe marble went and how far and all
that stuff because it's just a sphere, you know. Yeah, and it
physically moves too. You can seeit rolling and eats very obvious which direction

(20:36):
it rules. Yeah, it kindof just shows like the dominance that one
team had over the other instead ofjust like kind of going the point one
millimeters. It's like, Okay,this is what we're actually doing right now.
But with the finale, if everysingle race or every single Tug of
War the block they'd fall off,why don't we just call it that Nola

(21:00):
void and then we just run athird because they actually it just builds up
the excitement about that. I thinkthe bumblebees just pushed it so hard and
knocked it off the course. Idon't think you can really penalize them for
that. I don't know. Idon't necessarily have a problem with it,
but I can see sort of whereyou're coming from. My only issue is

(21:22):
like it didn't come off at anyother point, and then we're deciding the
gold medal. Oh, it's becausewe had the two best Tuggle War teams
out there in the finals. Theywere going hard. Crazy stuff happens.
Man at I was a shout outto my Pinkies. I said they were
good at New events last year,this is why they won the Marvel League,
and this time they fucking dominated it. I did have a horse at

(21:45):
this race, so maybe I'm biased, But if the block goes off,
the goddamn thing you gotta rerun itagain. Build the excitement. I think
the Rangers back with the pitt andkeys, Like, what was that two
three years ago with like five meterssprint? We were all just we had
like four runs or something. Itwas fucking insane and I loved it and

(22:06):
everybody else seemed to. So justfucking brought it back. Run it back.
I'm so glad you brought up thepinkies. Man, Oh my god,
I would have totally forgot about this. So I'm watching this event with
the kids, and I finally gotRiley back into Marble. She's been all
about Peppa Pig lately, like ifI put anything on Marble Sports's like,
no, I want to watch Pepa. I'm like, come on, we're
gonna watch Marbles. So we're watchingit and the Pinkies come on. I'm

(22:26):
like, oh, there's the pinkyShe's like the pinkies. She's like they're
white and I'm like, no,they're pink. She looks at me,
she says, no, this ispink and shows me her pink bunny,
obviously very pink, and I'm like, oh, you're not wrong, girl.
This team So I'm like, youknow what, this team needs another

(22:47):
uniform change like, it's just notcutting it. Man, bring in a
new uniform for next year. ThePinkies deserve it after a huge year they
had last year. Come on,give them a new uniform. I'm shocked
that they just didn't and uh,change their uniforms based on the Barbie movie
coming out this year. You know, let's get Barbie pink Pinkies in there.

(23:07):
But I guess I guess they wonlast year, so you can't really
change it. But I would loveto see. That's just close. It's
not the actual marbles themselves. Imean, you can see that they're definitely
pinker than the snowballs on the goodlighting. But it's hard to have that
level of quality lighting in the eventitself. Yeah, come on, like
because they're shining the light on itto make sure you can see it,

(23:30):
and the light reflects off and itjust looks white. So when a three
year old calls out your team fornot being pink, you know something's up.
I mean, to be fair,said three year old has been watching
Pepa Pig nonstuff for a year asfar as Decker has been telling us,
so she has a very different senseof what pink looks like. But that
is a fair point. Yeah,never watch it. Sorry, I know
what it looks. It's not terrible. I mean I have been calling my

(23:56):
garage the garage and diapers nappy y. I'm sure, in fact, he
would be defeting the fuck out ofpal he would think that's his favorite show.
But also, to reiterate your point, the bumble Bees in the semi
finals, they were plus one pointsix. Uh. The second place one

(24:18):
was the Pinkies at plus one pointfour and also surprisingly like, the third
highest like movement was Raspberry Racers isone point two against the Savage. That
one actually stuck out to me.I remember that clear as day. Yeah.
I was also one where I wasrooting for the Razzies to please take
the Speeders down a peg. Iwas rooting for the Shining Swarm to do

(24:41):
that, and I was kind ofexpecting that to happen because it's the Shining
Swarm, but that that was kindof sad on their part. Honestly,
it feels like they just have abit of like band practice for a while
and hey, boys, pick upthe instruments again. Come on, let's
let's get in tune with each otherand then we'll figure it out. The
band packed again, sick of this? They're fourteenth place. What kind of

(25:03):
team building is this? Yeah?I don't really know what event they've got
going for them that they can pullit out in either. Maybe swing Wave
is their ship, right swing Wave. Maybe they'll be good at G fours.
Who knows? Yeah, well,I don't know. Probably I have
a barely watch that one skip tothe finals. But as those last three

(25:30):
events four, five, and six, we have the Bumblebees taking over first
place, which is wild. Whybut how how many points does it turn?
Can you let us all know?So the bumble Bees have eighty nine
points, Savage Speeders are at secondplace with eighty eight. Oh so it's
a one point lead. It's reallyjust one AM one B right now.
Yeah. Then Crazy Cat's Eyes inthird with seventy eight, yes, pretty

(25:52):
far behind all that Raspberry Racers.Then the Midnight West Pinkys or Rangers Piggies.
What up two spots with this lastcompetition? So okey do it like?
Okay? Yep? Yeah, thePinkies are vaguely resembling defending champions.
So that was that was more thanI kind of expected. So it'll be
wild if they repeat. I justdon't see it happening, but crazier things

(26:18):
have happened in Marble League. Sothe Pinky is being the second ever team
to repeat champion. Wow, that'dbe insane and your daughter would just be
pissed off because that's not well.I am firmly against the idea of rebranding
the team to the whities, Solet's yeah, let's not do that.

(26:41):
So with that, let's get intothe most leuntribi segment Marvel Sports podcasting history,
and that is overreactions. We hada couple of shs because we had
to cover a couple events. Buthere's the fucking drop. Guess we just
kind of overreacted. Okay, I'mused to it. It's called caring too
much. It's in terrible rage.No place to the ground if you picked

(27:04):
that one. So four event four, which was block pushing, we had
the hashtag I k ioe four ofm L twenty three bus. We got
two from this one over risk ripbiscuit and he said, hashtag I k
ioe four of mL twenty three bus. They all ridicicuel me. They believe

(27:27):
that I was stupid, But who'slaughing? Now? This is the start
of the bumblebee domination arc and there'snothing you could do to stop it.
This is after event four. Ifeel like we've heard I feel like we've
heard similar ones, but still Itake it he predicted the bumble Bees to
win block pushing or something in that. I think he did for all three.

(27:48):
Oh oh wow, because I didgo through a little bit. That's
pretty solid because Hector hasn't said anythingin but yeah, all three with the
bubble bee. So what that's twogolds at the silver right, Yeah,
pretty much Jesus Christ, that's prettysolid. Yep, all right, And
we got one that I you knowwhat, we listen to advice on this

(28:10):
podcast. This one was a greatexample of us doing that. So we
hate dogs and in hashtag okay ioefour of mL twenty three bus this hashtag
four bat blows just as much asthe cats do block pushing, but in
their defense they have to keep theirgoats slick and chin to maintain their speediness.

(28:32):
A cruded violet event like this isbeneath us felines. Yeah, we
changed the ashtag. Also, yeah, crazy cats, I suck at block
pushing. Come on, now,A tug of war was so much more
violent, and we got a bronzein that so the cats can fight when

(28:52):
they want to. It's just wejust don't like block pushing. It's too
tame. It's kid, he's gotclaws. But that's all we got for
event four. So as I said, we listened and we changed the format
of ashtag back to what the fuckit was? I mean, it wasn't
broke. I don't know why Itried to fix it. This is all
b But for event five five meterssprint, we had the hashtag hashtag I

(29:15):
know it's only event five of mLtwenty three, and the solar flares were
dead. They said hashtag I knowit's only a five of MANL twenty three
bus. The estabage meters have notwon Golden Erace event this year, which
means they suck. They are overrated. They suck. They suck at the
five meter sprint hurdles, relay,et cetera. Overrated clap clop clop,

(29:40):
clap clop clop. Club relay hasn'thappened yet. Yeah, I mean good
overreaction though great overreaction nailed. It'swhy it's here. But that's the only
one that I saw that was anygood. So if you submitted one for
five. I know the format changeback to the original thing might have been
confusing. I check the other ashtag, so if you were bide there,

(30:03):
you'ren't pay attention. That's on,you know. But ben six, it's
the same format, it just hassix at it. I'm not gonna read
it like five hundred times. Iget it. But we got one for
a bed six, which was DougWarr. It's from BLOODO Raiders Jim.
He said, hashtag I know it'sonly a bed six of mL twenty three
bus. I didn't think i'd likethis about but as soon as I saw

(30:23):
fat Clem standing on that track lookingdown at Team Plasma as if saying,
quote, enjoy last place end quote, I was hooked. Did you see
that stareff dominance from fat Clem fatClem for MVM. I agree. I
mean, if he's doing it,I mean, Kenny's probably doing funnels,

(30:45):
but if fat Live does it,he still needs that redemption DARC from twenty
nineteen where they made that rule bookthat the Crazy Cats eyes broke pretty much
every event this year. So wegot one from the Golden Orbs and they
said hashtag, I know it's onlyabout six of L two three BLUs.
The one thing that can overpower cceescheating is the speeders on pds or something,

(31:07):
the bumble Hornets. Before we gothome, the bumble Hornets. We
should have seen this coming. They'rethe only n one team who routinely did
well at home. BES ten goldsincoming, well, that would surely be
a sight to behold. That wouldbe a boring Marble League. I hope
that doesn't happen. Yeah, teneand too much, too much, it'd

(31:32):
be over. It'd be over inthe next couple events. Is the record
like seven six or seven? Rightfor the gold? Yeah? In twenty
nineteen they got eight medals, butI think only one of them was a
gold. Oh that's what it was. Yeah, I thought we were talking
lifetimes. Yeah, bro, eightgolds is like two hundred points in and
of itself. That'd be that wouldbe insane. Yeah, it's gonna be

(31:56):
awesome if the orators pulled that offone day. But we also got one
from solar Flares. Again they saidhashtag. I know it's only about six
of mL twenty three test the fuckingbumble PEECE host teams and thieves that don't
suck, don't do this. Hornetsgot sabotage at some point, so he
doesn't believe in them. I thinkafter just saying an event for that,

(32:19):
he did believe in him. Ahnice, somebody tests this guy. He's
on drugs. Oh wait, no, he was talking about Savage Spears for
a four. But hey man,yeah, I want to see him get
tested. I think it'd be dope. And yeah, like they're a host
team, they should not be doingas well. And it's very early,
so the hive mind can change veryquickly. We saw when you know,

(32:39):
when you when you combined the threecompetent marbles from the Bumblebees and the two
semi you look competent looking marbles fromthe Hornets, you'd probably get something better
than some of its parts. I'mjust definitely better than the jungle jumpers.
Who why why do you gotta justtake random shots at the jungle jumpers because
that's what I do. They like, we haven't seen them compete. Probably

(33:00):
you about like what one thousand daysbright? Now go ahead, let's keep
it that way. Jesus great.They always is out by like one point.
Good. Yeah, I don't likethis, and I come on deck
of the solar flares are right thereright for abuse. That's okay. I
like the solar flares. Man.At least they know they jumpers are like,

(33:21):
we're gonna be there one day.They did change their Twitter to day
from so what who cares too?So lar l Florida areas. But we
got one more overreaction and I reallyhave to mention this because it's two mid
eighty six and he is overreacting aboutthe things that he always overreacts about.

(33:44):
So he said, hashag. Iknow it's only about six of L twenty
three plus the best scorer that itqualified team got this event was one point
six. The Cion Example team gotthree point four. That's where the double
the record. Give them the goldmedal for this, Actually, no,
give them two gold medals hashtag.The Example teams are better than the competitors.

(34:06):
They are fun to watch. Whatare they called wonder the swarms?
The swarm? Yeah, yeah,was the science so swarm, which I
don't know is cool. It's alot better than last year with the Green
squad and the pupils the year beforethat. Oh no, no, no,
pupils is better pupils. Pupils betterpupils isn't better that actually fits?

(34:30):
You know, Swarm is the bestso far for me. No, well
one, the best one ever weall know was Kiing Star does versus John
Rolliver. Oh yeah, come on, that's that's a given. That's a
given that. Yeah, that wouldn'tbe fair. The pupils were dominating.
Also, if I remember correctly,would have been they would have been top

(34:52):
five. Somebody did the bad thatI'm pretty sure was humid eighty six.
That's why I read it. Noone else, but no one else would
do that. That has been overreactions. Let's take a break real quick
and we will be back with themail bag fantasy. We're gonna make our
predictions and we are back. Andapparently now I got record a whole segment

(35:15):
by himself while we were on break, and you get stay tuned for that
later in the episode. But what'shappening right now in the episode is I
am sending it over to somebody whoused to do this role, but we
had to take him out of itbecause it was such a poor job do
it. Why are you reinstating Ihave no clue, but it's the number

(35:37):
one Canadian of all time. Mollwas a Canadian light enthusiast Dead of the
Year, fuck up of mail bags, good booky creek gambler, stacker.
What we got for the mail bags? It's time we got a couple of
repeat mail baggers. It's toime toopen the let it roll mail bags.
Take look at this, Jesus Christ, That right there is the mail.
Now, let's talk about the mail. Can we talk about the mail,

(35:59):
please? Mac, I can totalk about the mail for you all day?
Okay, Well, we only gotone lonely mail bag today, but
it's from my best friend. Shoutout to the legendary Bloodo Rangers Gym for
sending in this one. Oh yeahlAlso, I forgot that accolte glad you
feel me in We've forgotten that acouple of times lately. Yeah. I

(36:20):
think you guys had beef after youstole back the Day of the Year.
No, I always got love.I always you know, when another guy
wins the award, it's it's alllove, man, tell handshakes, hugs,
you know how it is. Y'alljust out here being great dads,
you know, and we're best friendsnow, So no, there's no heat
there anyway. Somebody's got wins thetitle. It can't be two of them,
so it's okay. What do yousay though? So BLOODO Rangers Jim

(36:44):
sent us in one today he said, as per your request, my response
to Hector. First, I wouldlike it noted that I have seen Term
pass the bar. I also sawhim go into more than a few yeah.
Classic. Second, even if Hectorcould fire Term as his official legal
counsel, any contract previously entered intowill be legally binding. Third, after

(37:09):
listening to the last episode, it'sclear that Hector cannot be trusted to participate
in his own legal dealings, andas such, Term and I agreed that
Term will have power of attorney forall legal legal matters pertaining to Hector with
his bet with me. This decisionwas heard and agreed by or Sorry,

(37:29):
when you start that again, Igot to get bigger font. Look how
small it is. It's like impossible. You just start fucking. This decision
was heard and agreed to by theHonorable Judge Frank himself, Judge T Judge

(37:49):
Frank, say bye bye to thatmop of yours. If it helps on
the rare chance I lose nice lastpace, last place finish in your tug
of war by the way I won'tshave my head for a month because he
can't grow there. He's like me, man, there's nothing growing up there.
Yeah, there's nothing there. Youhave a particular this this bet with

(38:10):
Hector. You got another teas thatyou want to maybe thrown into the race.
So I'm thinking me and him needa bet come the M one season
this year. I think we needone because you can't have two bets going.
It's too much on the line forone guy. I just want to
go toe to toe with him andm one this year. We're going to

(38:30):
think of something good. It's gonnabe something crazy, fair enough. And
then also like we're already six eventsin, so like if this is done
you know officially before the first sixevents that yeah, that'd be fine.
But you're just gonna pick the trytested a true in your opinion, which
is a bad opinion. And that'sthe Savage Speeders, and they're fucking hey,
look at the Savage Seeders right now. Man, fuck them. I

(38:52):
know, fuck them, but hey, if you can't beat them, join
them. I have learned, actually, well not learned I have. I've
just been skipping their runs all together. Period. Unless b I have that
kind of hate in my heart atthis point for this fucking deep. I'm
so sick of them. Yeah,they're just so good man to the bottom,

(39:13):
but really out here starting the seasonwith two medals, guys, a
legend asshole, that's what he is, all right, Decker, thank you
for trying to read the mail bag. That guy Piper Hector will be back
next week. Don't don't come tome with a full reaction to whatever Blug
just said. I'm sure well,it'd be like. The fun fact about

(39:35):
this is Hector is trying to readthe legal bubbo jumper right now. He
would have been here if he understoodit, but apparently he doesn't. That's
why I have to represent him ascounsel. And hey, Hector, we're
signed up for this man. Wedon't have to lose your eyebrows. But
the Orangers are really fucking good,So good luck. And with that,
we sent it over to the GreatSphinx, most basic bitch on his goddamn

(39:57):
podcast, The Leader of Fantasy Diictionslast episode, which is fucking super impressive.
I think I picked Momo twice.I might not be so for the
podcast standings in sixth place. Westill have one of our two Snowballs pickers.

(40:21):
It's Pippin with Snowballs, Razzies,Momo and Plasma. Two hundred and
fifty three point five points needed thatgold. The gold must have really helped,
and it's probably keeping the gap abit smaller, but it is still
there because the person in fifth rightnow is Hector. Because Team Plasma and

(40:42):
Shining Swarm, Midnight Whisps and Razzies. It's not like a terrible combo,
but Plasma has kind of been,uh not having a good time for the
last four events, and it's startingto show in Hector's double point pick for
Fantasy straight up not having a goodtime. Man in fourth place with two
hundred and seventy one point five pointsis term with Rangers, Razzies, Mellow

(41:07):
Yellow and Team Momo. Those lasttwo are still kind of just like pulling
on the legs of the first two, not really not really letting those multipliers
do as much work as they couldbe doing. Oh well, I think
the transfer used to say Bullwater justshowed up. He's got any thoughts on
this? I what fourth? Yeah? I don't want fourth either? All

(41:29):
right? What's up? All right? Speaking of which, in third right
now is Sky with two hundred eightypoints, Scalactic crazy cat size gliding glaciers
and mellow yellow. Yeah, youknow, things are working, I guess
in second place. Now, thisis a man who's really feeling that gold
medal with two hundred and ninety fivepoints. Snowballs, Arrangers, Rojo Rollers,

(41:52):
and Savage Speeders, and that's Decker. Let's go. Wait, Decker's
so confetitive himself right now. Helooks like heat wins lit, no clothes
at all, basically spose like whata Leonardo DiCaprio is grove on with a
big cigar. Oh yeah, baby, that's me man. I did really
wish Sky was here because he'd doa much better job hyping me up like

(42:14):
this. But let's put it outthere. Decker had two hundred and ninety
five points. I have three hundredand seventy seven crazy Team plasm A,
Savage Speeders and Raspberry Racers. Notto brag or anything, but that,
Yeah, it's it's it's a greattime. What do you mean we're gonna
do a bad job at hide youup? What about this? You fucked?

(42:36):
No? No? No oh yeahthe great is back? Hell yeah,
yes, dude, you've been onlywriting this segment for two weeks now.
You're absolutely murdering because we've been waitingfor that. What does have again?
He's got eighty more, eighty plusmore points than I did. Jesus

(42:59):
Christ, it's an eighty two pointgap. I'll enjoy it for at least
another couple weeks. I think you'llenjoy it till like the end of the
marbles. This is like the slaughterthat team team did. I, unlike
other people on this podcast, willnot count my chickens until they hatch weight.
What's the expression? I don't know, whatever the expression is around.
I won't catch them until they startclucking. So you do all this shit?

(43:21):
Was basic bitch of podcast. Butyour league are shit? What do
we got for the fans though?Yeap in the fan side? Yeah.
The great team that I've got goingis in fifth right now with three hundred
and seventy seven points. Did godown a little bit, but still on.
Still on the leader board. Infourth place is a FB three network.
I don't know what that is.If you have a radio station,

(43:42):
please reach out because I want tolisten. They have the Orangers, Savage
Speeders, Crazy Cats, Eyes,and Raspberry Racers on their squad with three
hundred and eighty one points, ahalf point ahead of them with Orangers,
Razzies, Speeders, and Bumblebees asEmperor Apostos in third place, another little
bit three hundred eighty eight point fivepoints with crazy cat size Razzie plasma and

(44:05):
speeders. Not to be confused withthe most handsome journalist on Twitter. This
is Violet three hundred eighty eight pointfive points in second place and in first
place crazy cat size Razzie speeders,and with four hundred and seven point five
points is say it with me,Pingo boy, No, boy, I
get to wait to say this guyBird I love his name. It's fun

(44:29):
to sing. He's got a greatfucking team. He's what thirty points ahead
of you something like that, noteven not even No, it's and a
half points ahead. Oh thirty.Man. I want to send this guy
merch bad. So I'm actively rudyright down. I'm not bad. I
got you. No. Well that'sbecause you're a big believer of team Team

(44:52):
Decker and I appreciate, of course, but yeah, I'll just be an
asshole about it. Pingo boy,close this shit out. Great. We
haven't seen a name like that.Since I e don never so, yeah,
did you want to update on who'sin the last? Who's in last?
Of course I don't know if they'renamed after the C three Po,

(45:14):
but it shares the name with Cthree PO. It's Golam with thunderbolt s
galactic momo Ando rangers. Rip thisperson one hundred and seventy nine point five
points, a full twenty one pointsbehind the next person. Good luck,
It'll get better. Maybe so Millerman up? That's nice. Yes.
Also, isn't Gallum the guy fromLord of the Rings It's spelled with a

(45:37):
E. Isn't Gollum the marble thatcomplete competed in the Freak Show? Yeah?
Yeah, I should see three po? Yeah there we go. Yeah,
oh shit, what a doge?That my guy? So you know,
I gone for doing fantasy and I'vegot to send it over to be
four Predictions. Yes, Hector's nothere. Actually Hector might be here the

(46:00):
drop. Oh no, future historyhas not been altered and this is the
proof. No, he didn't comeit out tip. So I don't have
the fan predictions update. I knowI did well with the Pinkies. I
think I had the Razzies, andI don't even remember who else, but
we'll get an update from it andprobably post it on Twitter because we're still
not calling that x. But givehim up with a hashtag. Four predictions

(46:22):
for the next three events, whichis funnels, balancing, and triathlon.
I had that hashtag is free stupidSexy woods and that is spelled hashtag f
R e E S t U pI D s e x y w o

(46:43):
O D s i E. Andthis, of course has an ulterior motive,
which is if we can get thishashtag trending, we might get Halloween
videos back exactly. That's our wholethought process behind us, and hopefully that
one's not rushed as well. Theyheard our blowback from last year. Filmed
it November one possibly, but thatis hashtag free stupid sexy woodsy love it.

(47:10):
So I don't really have an order. Actually everybody has even said in
all of their predictions, but Hectorhas, So Hector, who do you
have wait photo funnels or I haveteam praise more If a balancing I got
the pinkies in food Troy or gotro rollers, they need the redemption if

(47:35):
they would Monster blue or they beckonwhenever that happened. Thank you hexhir.
I love that roll rollers pick appreciateit. Hey, road Trace was on
fucking pace and a half rightthing youwith the grade looking so good, running
right into the wall until blue Eyesshoved him further up it. Yep,

(47:57):
fucking monster. But let's go todecker decker. You have been present for
any of this bullshit, and Ithink that's around for the first two,
first three. I think I predictedthe first three. I still can't believe
qualifies two weeks ago. It feelslike two months. Oh, I know,
it's crazy. Just give me thetop the first events for second and

(48:20):
third event coming funnels, balancing,triath, funnels, give me the rangers,
give me the all rangers for funnels, balancing, give me ccee.
And what's the last one triathlon triathlon? Uh yeah, we just willed the
ro Trace thing, you know.Yeah, come on, give me the
rangers. All right, I likeit. It's there, It's there,

(48:44):
Come up, They're gonna they're gonnahit the podium after events six. I'm
just I'll be stoked if we're liketop four, like a couple of these
next few ones like this, pickwhat we got, I got your next
for funnels and all so going tojoin the plasma train. Choo choo woo
who for balancing crazy cat size.We we can love that. We love

(49:08):
that cat walk. We love thatcrazy catwalk. Let me put it,
let me put you out there,much better than Roger Mountain for triathlon.
I got the Savage Speeders future mostValuable Marble rapidly. Fuck you. Yeah,
the Savage Speeders have got this triathlon. Fuck you. He's a huseying
bolt of anything. Hey, hey, term let me put it out there.

(49:30):
If this, if this new mostValuable Marble curse thing is true,
that means the Savage Speeders are goingto show down next year. Okay,
so you know there's things to get. You didn't fucking wink wink, So
god damn it. No, Ican't wink wink and it rapidly has to
get most Valuable Marble for them tofall the show down next year. Well,
that's true because you have three eyesand just considered like a one blink.

(49:52):
You know. That's why we openedour third eye with you. But
we also got pivot Pivot are youhere, Johnny? Pivoty's out sick or
something, But you have predictions forwas it funnels balancing and Triathla guess I
got mom for the funnels, Igot ro hose for the balancing, I

(50:15):
got CC for tragon. I gonnarepeat the blue Eye like a mistake and
it was in the first place.Gimme Gyett a line. You know we
don't see him race you are.I like the rhyming there, moo momo,
funnels, row hose, balancing.Yeah, I loved it. Pip

(50:42):
and I haven't gotten anything from Skyeven though he is online and I've asked
several times. He's a busy man. He's got lots of homeworks of the
conversation though, and that's not great. But that means ruining me and my
predictions for funnels here. If theWayne Gretzky's going this is a lock.

(51:06):
I'm just hoping that the Raspberry racersshow off early and not waiter because they're
always showing off there. With balancing, I am going to go with,
uh you team Plasma, give Hacktheir break on this one. And the

(51:28):
triathlon I am going with then't goold Rangers man, especially if they're going
to throw her out there. Thisis a tough one, though, I
think a baby. I don't wantto do it. Man, if they
have orangin out there, you knowthat girls a dog in the triathlon.

(51:50):
All right, Becker, you convidsme the Thunderbolts are gonna win triath.
They need to come up at somepoint y two k is. It was
a dream, man, I know, and it's a fever dream that I'm
having right now. So that's ourpredictions. Once again. Make your own

(52:10):
predictions using the hashtag free stupid SexyWoodsy. That spelled f R e E
s t U p I d se x y w o O d s
i E hashtag free stupid sexy Woodsy. Love it. Miss your super sexy

(52:30):
Woodsy. Miss you so much.Man, come back to us, please
please. If it happens like wemight need to record. If it happens
on Tuesday, we might need torecord on Tuesday after treat Yeah for sure.
All right, yeah free Woodsy anduh yeah, make your predictions using
that hashtag. I hope everybody isgreat Halloween. Hope nobody gives you free

(52:52):
edibles because I don't know something likethat. Everybody. Make sure you hit
up that local house that's handing outbeers. It's always a good time.
That's where all the data the yearsout right, and hey, kids,
go to the house that has fullsized candy bars, switch masks with your

(53:13):
buddy, and go back again.So you get a bunch of candy.
All right, let's think smart,not hard out there with that. Let's
let it roll, Let it roll, let it roll. Who wow wow.

(53:45):
All right. This is a newsegment of the podcast called non Agone
is Alone. So during this segment, what we're going to do is we're
going to talk about life and marbles. So today I want to talk about
this team called Mellow Yellow. Thisteam isn't twelfth right now with forty points.

(54:08):
They you know, most of theseevents were events that they weren't really
supposed to do well. In thesteeple chase fifth, that's pretty good,
five meter spit sprint tenth now thatone I think that one is warrantin talking
about because the old time sprint goatYellow getting tenth because they lost out to

(54:30):
Razzie and rapidly, that was avery unfortunate turn of events. Very sorry
to see that happen. And nowfor jousting, because that just objectively the
correct title. They were really goodat itch two years ago. Now what
did they do? They lost outto the raspber E Racers by point one.

(54:51):
That is, as I believe someoneon Twitter points it out, the
most Mellow Yellow thing to have possiblyhappened to that team. And they only
got ninth, which is seven pointsat twelfth overall with forty this team is
looking very unfortunate. I think withmy prediction thing that I'm just gonna plug
that has been going great so far. It's so many things going right.

(55:13):
Mellow Yellow I actually predicted to youknow, get six three metals, pretty
decent. Now they're projected to getfourteenth with no metals. So yeah,
the rest of the events coming up, I mean they have funnels next maybe
Yeller can get top half, butand then balancing trathlon. These are I

(55:37):
mean they're events honey Dome GP,Like, I don't know, it's looking
rough for Mellow Yellow out there,which means this oddier thing might this odd
even cycle hit might finally be gettingputting to put to rest, this statistical
marvel that has been Mellow Yellow,and they're consistent flip flopping might actually be

(55:59):
coming to an end, and which, to be honest, is probably the
most monumental thing to possibly happen inthe entirety of the history of the Marble
League. So if that happens,rip to this glorious clusterfucker of a team,
and I say that with the mostlove possible. And if they managed

(56:20):
to pick themselves back up, well, I guess we're gonna just keep riding
this roller coaster for the rest ofeternity. Who knows this has been Nona
gone alone because Decker's back and heis judging me. I'll see you next
time. Who are you talking?What are you talking about? And if
Decker wants to find out what teamI'm talking has to put this into the

(56:40):
final end. It sounded interesting,man. Nice arm I added a new
segment to the podcast of me talkingby myself. You should give it a
listen. If you like it,you can. I caught the end of
it. It's pretty good, man. It sounds the end of it was
no idea.