200 - The Cat's Meow! (ML23 Finale!) - Let it Roll: Big Gets and Big Takes

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Marble League twenty twenty three is inthe books, and we have a brand
dude champion. But we're also gonnago back and cover the events that we
did cover, which was Freeway andMaze. I don't know, We'll figure
out as it goes on, butyou gotta celebrate the new champions. We'll
also sit backstocking God and let itroll. Whoa, whoa, Hey,

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everybody, welcome to their one podcastin Marble sports. Let it roll your
term and tonight I am joined bythe postman, the duck boys, there,
the conductor, and a member ofthe member of the editorial board of
Project Marble Art. I thought Ihadn't figured out. I don't, but
that's Hector high Actor. How areyou the fresh spaghetting over it? Teen

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plusma. I thought you'd do better, and you gave me hope in those
first few laps. Oh well,I had no faith in them whatsoever.
But I am also joyed by thenumber one Canadian of all time, that
of the year Bolson Canadian late enthusiasts, a good bookie, a great gambler,
Bog's best friend, and the bestpodcasts are put down on plastic.

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That's Decker what's up? Deck man? I love the new accolade. Gotta
gotta get the gotta get that inthere every time. But I'm doing great,
man, I'm doing fantastic. MarbleLeague's over, you know what that
means. It's racing season, baby, we're getting into it. All we
gotta do is get through this showdownand we're back to the two best,
two best events or leagues that JMRputs on, and that's sand Rally and

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Marbula one. Baby, it's coming. It's right around the corner. I'm
getting amped. Well, what aboutMarble millennials. That's a thing I don't
know. I thought that was gonnabe after jay X you know ship Oh
and uh and happy birthday, brother, shut up, don't talk about it

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too old down. Shut up.You're in your prime, baby. I
have it by prime, but wedon't put numbers on primes. Ah,
it's not prime number either. Sofinally I am joined by the great six,
the most basic bitch on this podcastthat's not gone. Nagn Congratulations,

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how are you well? My teamwon, so I'm doing pretty good.
And also showdowns coming, so that'spretty exciting. Yeah, that's that's about
it for me. How are youon this fine? Maybe maybe not your
birthday. It's definitely my birthday.You guys are making that wor you guys
are just I was gonna hang outwith my friend's say you point out how

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old I am. Hector won't stoppointing and laughing at me. Of course
not. I'm sick of this shit. Oh I get older. But I
want the record to show I'm notpointing and laughing. I think whatever age
you are as a respectable age canalso been a record. I'm not pointing
and laughing. I'm just laughing withoutpointing. I'm just gonna put on a

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record that I don't respect seven yearolds. It's not respectable age. Their
assholes. At that point, anybodydeals up, Decker, is any of
your kids seven years old? Yet? Not yet? But man, just
you wait three and a half sucksthree and a half. What's that half?
Seven exactly? So uh, wewill get to the finale. But

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we had to cover the events,which was Event ten, which was relay
I believe, and Event eleven themace So relay that happened. There was
marbles, they passed the baton andHector who won that? Not the Savage
Speeders shocker. Wow, Hey,maybe they should have won that one because

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you know it turned out really well. Is that the event the Savage Speeders
have like that unbelievable record of likewinning five out of seven times. Yeah,
like until this year, they'd wonit all but one time. Insane,
it's awesome. Now they've won itall but two times. Well,
thank god for that. Well,it was cool. It was relay.

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Savage Spears didn't win. I lovedit. They didn't really change anything,
so that was perfectly violent me.Yeah, like relay is a good event,
no need, no need to changeit. Yeah, it's always a
staple event. I mean, that'sone I'll always tune in to watch the
entire video. It's just a classic. We don't need that to go anywhere.
It's not a standout per se inthe Marble League, but it's it's
definitely up there with some of thebetter effects. Yeah, I agree.

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Yeah, don't get rid of itit, just keep it around. It's
a very good event and it alwaysbe a special one for me. Because
of course Green Ducks first gold thatwas one of the two times that they
haven't won it. Okay, Iget that. And then Event eleven was
the base was the greatest event becausethe Rangers won it. They won gold.
They're probably gonna ban it next year, just like they did with high

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jump, just like they did withlong jump, just like they did not
bringing back Newton's Cradle, just likethey did with all the other things that
the Orangers get golden. So itwas an amazing event. But hey,
see you later, Mays. Iguess you're never coming back again because my
team's fucking good at it. Yeah. I do think the maze was a

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really good event. It's much betterthan the last time they did it,
with the full team going and gettingpoints based on when they finished. It
was certainly I just have one marblegoing all the way through, just doing
it as a race. Yeah,I want to see this come back again.
My only complaint is that there wasa starting gate issue. Are one
single lane at the starting gate wasa disadvantage to to all the others,

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like they had to get sent offbehind all the others of the others got
to go straight shot. But ascomplaints go, that's fairly minor. I
don't really like refresh my mind wasMay's the one with the different colored blocks.
It kind of looked like duplow.It was like it was. It
was what we were talking about lastepisode. It's like the little kid's marble
runs I have in front of mehere. Yeah, kids play with but

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I don't know it. It wascool. It kind of felt like the
broke Man's version of Elimination Race inmy sense, so like to have events
that are very similar in a sense. Doesn't really do it for me,
but I don't know if everybody elseenjoyed it. Sure, bring it back.
You shut your fucking mouth. Backer, We're keeping it forever. We're
banning yet because the Oragers won.If you do bring it back, make

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it short and get rid of thatbullshit wall. Thanks. Yeah, yes,
I hated that. And on agone, I'm glad you brought that up.
What was the wall thing? Thewall that Rossy and Green Eye just
bumped into right of the Hecker broughtit up to it. They bumped into
it the starting gate because it wasright in your face as soon as you
left the starting gate, and unlessyou have the rel if you have the

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reflexes of a fucking ninja, youcan maybe dodge it. Okay, Well,
I'm assuming that they thought Blue Eyewas gonna be running instead of green
Eyes, so they were like,we need to stop this degreeious sponsor.
And then they were also just thinking, hey, we need to ban this
event because nobody's gonna like it.So we'll screw over the Raspberry Racers as

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well, and then the Arrangers willwin, and then we'll be forced to
ban it because that's all we do. Two events that the Orangers fucking dytment.
I'll understand it, like it's don'tdidn't sound like an Indigo star sign
with all the salt. Ah,Yeah, maybe I don't know. It's
your birthday. Cheer up, bro, just keep beazing next year, you

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know, give me that birthday present. All right, there you go.
Ah, But let's get to uhthe well. There was over reactions for
those two events. I didn't evenlook them up. I'm sorry. I
guess that's my bat the well.You know, all those overreactions are probably
like hey, sevage few years agoin the whole thing. Guess what they

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didn't because in Event sixteen, thefinale at honey Dome, what a beautiful
track, the b wiggle you thinkred Eye did fucking red Eye think the
Boys the goat and uh wow,what a fucking race especially like this last
lap too. It was awesome thatthat last lap. Like I have my

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complaints about this race, which aregetting related, but for now the positive
stuff. That was a really,really damn good race, and like it
wasn't just Red Eye running away withit from Paul, which I'm very glad
that didn't happen, because like,even though red I still won, it
was a fight from behind the entirerace, and that final lap was I
don't think I've seen a better movein a while. Yeah, Hector,

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how you have complaints about a racelike this? This had everything. This
had the ups and downs, Ithad the championship riding on every single goddamn
lab. It was unbelievable. Iloved every second of this. The only
thing that actually bothered me was thatin last episode we talked about JMR maybe

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scripting these kind of things, andas I'm watching it, I'm like,
if they were gonna script something,this would be it. This is the
greatest script of all time. Well, Becker, I can tell you one
reason why people are mad about this, and that's specifically hacked theor Hector,
what the fuck happened to your teamhere? They were what like twenty one

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seconds, twenty two twenty three seconds. I honestly do not know what happened
with them, because you guys startedoff great and then they started off rocketing
up from what fourteenth to second atone point? Yeah, and you were
right there with the Rangers, andthen you thanked both of our team.
So I don't know what happened here. Don't blame me for don't blame me

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for Clem being terrible. Clime isthat terrible? We both know that he's
a Marbul world champion. Yeah,clan beat Snowy Hector. Come on,
give him some respect. Yeah yeah, yeah, whatever. But anyway,
coming back to the actual things thatI have to complain about. One is,
I mean, we talked about ita lot last episode, but the

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starting order that's controversial for a reason. I'm like, it's clearly not rigged
because like dmon don't rig their stuff. They're sloppy, but they don't rig
it. But like, still,it was a problem to not have a
qualifier. So just if you dothis again, run a qualifier, please,
with love the God. But moreimportantly, I'm going to invoke my
right to camera time for a complaintround. As long as you say cheese

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man, you know the rules,say when have I ever followed that rules?
But yeah, like it wasn't asbad camera wise as we've had some
stuff before, like a lot ofMumbula one season four was way worse than
this, but like there was somany angles where you just couldn't really see
what was going on. Like lowshots are just not good for Marbula one

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because you can't see any of theaction. Like, give us some higher
shots, give us some wider shots, and then times when they were focusing
further back, like couldn't tell whetherthose interesting stuff happening. So I think
with like the lower shots, likeit worked for like the midnight Whist course
where they're going through the tunnel.Yeah, moments like that where they were
coming down coming down the sound ata raceway or going through the tunnel at

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midnight Bay, those work, butjust side on low shots. Honestly,
the Hive was the most depressing lowshot. And see especially if like a
Marble did not fucking nail it,like just watching though, he just cool
cool, cool, yeah, cool, yeah cool. I was just like
this is depressing. Oh yeah,for reference, anybody who wants to know
about this, go back and watchLap five and watch the honeycomb there.

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It's just it's really poor camera.The low shots, I get it,
Hector. They were bad in certaincertain points of the video, but all
around, like you said, stillbetter than a lot of camera time we
had in season four Marbula one,still in season five of sand Rally,
like this was still a well doneevent in my opinion when we're talking about

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camera time. But yes, someof the low shots, some of the
zoom ins, it got blurry.They zoomed in so much and got so
low it got blurry. Just don'tdo that. We don't need it as
race fans. There's no need forthat. Give us the bigger shot,
give us the bigger picture of therace, then we can see what's actually
going on exactly. Yeah, Idon't think low shots ever work. It's

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literally just there as an esthetic shot, so you can see the pretty colors
coming towards you, but you can'ttell who's in front or l at all.
This. We've had complaints about thisfor like relays and sprints going back
to twenty twenty one, and they'restill doing it and sometimes it's fine maybe,
but the only one where it worksreally even in midnight bait, it
looks cool, but you can't seejack shit when you're looking at through the

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through the low shots. So ifif there's like a break in the action,
then you can do it. Butif it's all the time, every
lap and you can't see a passhappening in the lead, then you can't
do it. I mean for MidnightBay specifically, it works like like what
else can you do through the tunnel? You don't get to see it if
you don't do a low shot,and like it's a cool shot, they
can't do anything else. It makessense to do it there like other places

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like the side on stuff, allthe stuff we got through the Honeycomb,
all the low shots we've had outsideof that, they just don't work.
I agree the the B wiggle,the B dance, that whole second that
didn't need low shots. I well, I really see a ton of low
shots with that. But I thinkthe way that they captured that was awesome,

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Like you're getting the higher part ofthe be wiggle. It is where
are they call it? They callit both the waggle and the beats.
Yeah, well we'll call it thewiggle, so the wiggle, like it
was great seeing like the upper partsof the track and the lower parts of
the track. That entire battle withRed Eye during like the last two laps

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was just like epic to watch.And then you could see what was happening
further back in the pack. AndI really enjoyed that. And you know
what it say, cheese, Isee what you mean about that. But
like I didn't like the angle theyhad hell for the overtake that Red I
made. I didn't think we seeall the best way we could see that,
like we had the low angle there, Like I just didn't think it

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worked at all. Like I muchpreferred like the usual angle. We got
an actual view of the overtake.It was I'm talking about it. I
could see it. Yeah, Icould see. Look, maybe just remembering
you might be thinking, like Ithink it was overtake on the hive because
I think that was like really theonly low angle that they really had.

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Remember the wiggle, the the dance. Yeah, there was a wide shout
there and beautiful passed by Red Eye. Oh. It was some of the
best racing out of the best racerin the world hands down. This.
I don't know if it was thecircuit that did it or just having Red
Eye out there doing Red Eye things. But this was ultimately one of the
best races of the year out ofanything Jamar does. This was the pinnacle

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of back and forth racing. Itwas unbelievable to watch it went down to
the final lap. Like as aracing fan, you can't ask for anything
else. This was the best.It had everything it had, you know,
guys getting pitted in the corners,tons of lead changes, you had
guys moving to the top, GeenPlasma moving to the back like you had

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marbles all over the place, AndI think that really just reiterates how good
this circuit is. Bring honey Domback. We want to see this in
Marbula one every year. I justthink it's great racing and what a way
to end the year. Like,god man, this was. This was
amazing. I'm so happy with it. Yeah, I mean, uh,
you know, I wish the aragersdid better, but yeah, red Eyes

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gott to do goat shit, justlike Pipping last time she was on the
podcast said she's doing hot girl shit. This ship is just what happens when
you are the best at what youdo. And you know, Pipping red
Eye, you guys are fucking nailingit. I really want to find out
what the hell happened with the Rangersat Plasma. I'm assuming that Furo or

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wherever the fuck was in he doublechecked real quick. It was Boom that
thirteen, one of the coolest guysever, not doing cool ship getting his
team in the back, getting myteam. That happens though, man like
Team Plasma has shown their good racingteam, I didn't see what happened.

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That's had a bad day. Theyhad a badge most of the day.
Man in the middle, in theback. You don't necessarily want to focus
on what happened to them either.They had a bad day for three months,
they didn't have entirely bad days.But yeah, like ignoring my personal
biases over my team's never really doingwell at this track. My complaints do

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end after talking about the cameras,because like race wise, that was easily
the best racing I've seen in along time. Definitely puts most of season
fall to shame, I think,because like, yep, yeah, Honeydom
is a really good track. It'snot my favorite, but it's damn well
designed. I agree. Yeah,Honey Dumb is in my top three favorite

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tracks honestly for a reason. It'sit's it's a track where you can pass
pretty much anywhere. The waggle isfantastic for maneuvering around. The hive is
a great place for arrogant marbles tolose their shit on a corner somewhere.
The ending turns on the straight awaylike there's no bad spot to pass,
and we have a run away onit once, which was kind of sad.

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But like other than that, it'sit's pretty much good racing all around,
and it was nice to see Bumbleis still cracked as fuck on this
track. It was nice to seeWispy back in action after we yea good
racer. It's just after a badseason. The team got cut, which
fair enough, but I think thisis an argument for them to come back
eventually. The only one I'm reallysad about is Snowy, because that was

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But Snowy has proven it before.Like I said earlier, this happens.
Snowy's not a bad racer. Sometimesyou go out there, you have a
bad race. You know what.While I was watching this, I was
thinking to myself, I really wouldn'tmind seeing this lineup in the next season
of Marbula one. I wouldn't mindseeing any of these teams that raced here

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in Event sixteen go ahead into awhole season of Marbula one. All these
teams would have It would be great. Like I would love to watch the
Roho Rollers back out there doing itin Marbula one, you know, Like,
I just think all these teams havea good shot if they made it.
Maybe kick the term term make amental note. Decker just says he
wants the Raspberry Racist and Thunderbolts andMarbula one. And when this happens,

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we cannot of that. Yeah,okay, maybe this on. We've got
this on record. Okay, thosetwo teams to go. The rest of
them can stay. Oh maybe hythree k will be real. But see
you in nine hundred years for whythree k? Yep? So I would

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be remiss. You know something aboutthis race did hurt my heart. Actually,
this whole Barbar League. Three eventsago, the Savage Speeders they had
they had a forty two point leadover the Crazy Cat's Eyes. What is
that remind you of? Oh well, it kind of reminds me of the
thirty three point lead that the Radshad. Yeah, Savage, but you

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know, you know what forty twoto bear the thirty three, thirty four
with the higher numbers because it wasin the thirties. This was the meaning
of life. Wow, I can'tbelieve they blew the biggest lead of all
time with three events to go.You know, to a team that was
in eighth place after the fourteen Yeah, Crazy Cat's Eyes vet after fifteen,

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Yeah, they went up four spotsto fourth place. You know what they
did after events sixteen? They ruinedthe Savage speeder streets. God damn it,
No, to God, how dareyour team? I love them?
I have the biggest comeback of alltime in Marble League history. I can't
fucking believe this shit. I'm notsure whether I say it's better than,

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worse than, or on par withthe Midnight Miracle in twenty eighteen. Like
it's exactly the same thing that happenedas well, Like Speeders were on top
Midnight Wisps won two events in arow to take the win by a single
point, and then this year,same thing happens. Crazy Cat's Eyes are
low down suddenly win the line twoevents to take the win by a single
point. It's exciting, man,And you know what, that just goes

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to prove why this team is oneof the best in Marble sports. Like
the Crazy Cats, Eyes have justmoved into the upper echelon, like up
there with the greatest teams of alltime, the O Rangers, the Savage
Speeders, ah, maybe just thethree of them now up and up and
s tire there they are now theupper Bubble Champions, double champions, that's

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all it takes. I remember tweetingquote it's jover after Red Eye bombed the
fuck out of elimination race. Buthonestly, those last three medals and Red
Eye was two of them, itwas a really nice, really nice comeback
that honestly I didn't expect because Ididn't see a g Force medal coming.
And honestly, I don't remember ifyou guys mentioned this last time, but
this was Red Eye's first two goldmedals in the Marble League, which is

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like believable and also really hard tobelieve at the same time. Red It's
truly an enigma. They used tobe really bad at Marble League, like
fishing tenth constantly. Yeah, likethey've never even podium in the Marble League
before, Like we've always known theywere God's tier at Marbula one. But
like Marble League. They've always beenupper midge or lower top ends, like

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they've never really been absolutely cracked likethey were this year, which it's nice
to see a new team actually getup there. I'm not sure i'd say
they are fully S tier team forMarble Sports until we see more. You
got to give it to these guys. It's a rare thing. I mean
that they're on the verge definitely,but like i'd like see a bit more
consistency in I'm basically talking about ashere. Just you know, obviously haven't

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they won Marbula one twice? Well, we have Crazy one. We have
three Marbula one titles, but notwo of them is just Red Eye,
so only one. Yeah, Imean yeah, like I don't. I
don't think they're top tier yet thereif they stay this concert in Marble League,
yes they absolutely would be, butlike a little bit more shaking off
field, Yes, don't you worrywe will not. Yeah, well,

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I feel like they are not ateam that thrives in Marble League. But
considering that we had the surprise Goldand g Force really good racing in said
rally, which is you know,right up their alley and then nailing at
Marble one. Yeah, crazy catsize, like those are the perfect like

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three events maybe excluding g Force toend the Marble League on. But I
also do have to shout out tothe Bumblebees because savage speeders. After I've
been fourteen, only nineteen point lead, So thank you for getting second bubble
Bees. I appreciate you guys.You guys are the fucking the best.
Hey, host costs broken, Iguess yeah, until the final lap,

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they had the Marble League in thebank at their home course. And what
have that been the first time inMarble League history host winning the actual Marble
League. It's the first time thehost is even podiumed. Yeah, wow,
you know what, like all theBumblebee fans out there, rejoice,
guys. I know you guys didn'ttake it home, but hell, what
a Marble League. What a MarbleLeague for a team that was basically on

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the brink. You know, theHornets got the Hornets got kicked out,
and they said, you know what, we suck. Maybe we'll bring these
We'll bring these two marbles from theHornets onto our side and make something happen.
And they made magic happen. Guys. They went out there captured second
place in the Marble League, saton that podium and in their home,

(24:37):
in their home stadium. I meanit's everything you could ask for if you're
a Bumblebees fan. Yeah, theBumblebees were just a non entity in the
league until this year, and evenMarbula one, like there's talk of cutting
them. I don't think there's gonnabe any of them any of that anymore.
No side tangent are good? Aregood? Pal ramen Powder on Reddit

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this entire season was tracking the factthat between all the championship teams, they've
gotten every single possible position in MarbleLeague except eleventh, and this year a
team that's gotten eleventh before one anda former champion got eleventh. So we're
all about that right now, wego, Yeah we made it. Yeah,
I mean, shout out. Idon't feel like the home team.
I definitely feel like the home fieldadvantage played into the Bumblebees doing so well

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this year. But like that's achance for them to take that and run
with it, so like they canuse this to really take off, Like
now they're a good team. Growif they stayed that way, well,
you know, the Bumblebee nash Bushto be able to fly as a coach,
lou Wolds told me for some reason, the Banks coach shout out.

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So I did want to talk aboutone thing. We had a graphics mistake.
Oh yes, where Team Plasma was. They were shown to be in
fifteenth beating the Gliding Glaciers on atimeebreaker. I had hope, but come
on, guys, it wouldn't bea gm R event if we didn't have
any errors in the video. Comeon, come on. Yeah. This

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leads right into when Hector said camerasor when his complaints end. Cameras are
when my complaints begin. Man,It's not even just the final standings.
We didn't get like a event resultsthing graphic with all everyone's times. We
didn't know the scoring pilon. Idon't want to complain too much about the
scoring pilon. We know this thingwas rushed as fuck anyway, but they
didn't even have the positions on theside. You had to physically count.

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Oh you know this, this team'sat eighth right now because I had to
count down from the top and itwas that very that was a very scoring
pylon. What else is there Idon't remember, is like it's this.
It's been like this every like thisentire season. It's just a lot of
whoopsie daisy happening you know. Ohno, everything was rushed up until the

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last three events. Uh. Wewe said this from the beginning, Hey,
just do two events a week andwe're all good. They rushed it
with three every week up until theyhit three weeks. Yeah yeah, and
it's just like, all right,so we're waiting all this time for yeah,

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the final three events, and that'swhat came out today, and we're
not covering it Showdown because they're noteven giving the crazy cats eyes like time
to fucking celebrate. We just haveto go back into the B League.
I'm sure heck there has something aboutit once we cover it with the Indigo
Stars. And yeah, I justhope the Hazers are doing well. Yeah

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I've missed. I've missed rooting fora team that's actually good. Yeah.
Well, you know, your teamended up gig last. My second team
ended up getting last place. Ican't believe. I can't believe you doubled
down on the bet last week withBut I'm not a quitter. You know
that, Okay? Right? Ordie? I know we're not getting into
Showdown, but I'm pissed. Wherethe fuck are the constrictors? They're going

(28:07):
to be a Marble millennials better be. Just just to roll it back,
they're real quick. You have toowe up to this bat by the time
showdown son, all right, allright, all right, cool, Yeah,
just to roll it back to beforewe started talking about the showdown though.
One other thing that we said toJMR was don't cram it all into

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the last month of the year,because that's what leads to things being rushed.
Now they're not doing it again nextyear. Oh wait, honestly,
it's cool. We were getting awinter Marble league. But that's the biggest
that's the biggest reason to have theleague in the summer, because if you
start a league in December, isit gonna We're not going to get a
showdown in the year twenty twenty four. I think it's going to be in

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twenty twenty five, which is doneand like. But if it was in
the summer, you could start thenext league in January and have a full
winter league with as many months asyou want, preferably not more than like
three. They've done it before.Yeah, counter argument, run the league
through November to the mid point ofDecember and then or even end of October,

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start running it, running it throughthere, and then that's really game
this year, which is really funny, except just actually planned help to do
it like that because it's going tobe a winter league and it would actually
work and they can actually make surethat the timings were not rushed with everything
like that would work, Like,don't cramming the entire league into one month.
That's never gonna work. You're gonnadie of overworking yourselves, or more

(29:37):
accurately, you're gonna kill the peoplewho are actually doing all the editing of
overworking. Why the fuck are theGliding Glaciers hosting because it's a winter league.
There's only so many winter teams.But yeah, they got bailed out.
I mean, you could have donethe Snowballs. The snow Balls,
Yeah, I would rather have themdo it. The Midnight Wisps are right

(30:00):
there. Honestly, you could makean argument for the Thunderbolts too. Yep.
So it's a bit tenuous, butyou could Nordic Vibe, Minty Maniacs
Mincy Maniacs have already hosted the WinterSpecial. Oh hay, yeah they hosted
it, Like what fucking world thisis the fifty team in the Barbar League.

(30:25):
Just hey, we're hosted in thesame world as the host team getting
last place. I don't think it'sbased on results. It's based on how
much money you got in your pockets. Clearly the Gliding Glaciers have been doing
some side hustles, paid some guysoff at JMR and made sure Yella got
his Christmas present on time. Sothere they go. They get to host
the Winter Marble League. They didget. They did get two years off.

(30:48):
That's another complaint that I had forgottenabout. Is I wish they'd hold
held off on the host reveal untilafter the showdown. That's what they did
in twenty nineteen, right, andthat would that would have been nice.
But no, I don't know,guys. I'm going to hit the positive
note. I am super excited likeMarble League's fun and all, but I
like Winter Marble League. I actuallylike it as a fan. I'm not

(31:11):
a big Marble League guy, neverhad it Winter Marble League. I'm all
about that ship bob sledding, allthe fun events the Winter League has to
offer. I mean, I'm reallyJones. Just please don't bring curling back.
Please? Yeah? That was slow. Bring back curling. We already
figured out how to fix it.That's right, we did. We did

(31:32):
figure out how to fix it.You have fourteenth once the cameras all the
top, that's what you want.More camera time episodes. That's how they
do curly in real That's how youget camera time episodes. How they do
it in the Olympics, and theyneed to fucking take notes they do.
I agree to you keep going,oh, hey, like it's like NFL
Red Zone. I know you've neverseen it because you don't watch sport other

(31:55):
than marbles and you watch it everySunday. Yeah, we're turn at greg
Woods in the sky, Ant said, and we're fucking doing red zone curling
and I'm all for it. Hey, I laid one. Here's the Rangers
versus Raspberry Racers. Raspberry Racers aredefinitely gonna win because they're against the Rangers.
Hey, on laid two, wegot Savage Speeders against I don't know
the host team, Gladdy Glaciers.They're still in last place. You know,

(32:20):
let's do that. Bring back curling, bring back half by, bring
back Bob Slad And is this stillgonna be sixteen events? Like, is
there sixteen events for the Marble Leaguelike Winter f it was eight last but
it was eight. I'm pretty sureit was eight last time they did it,
but that's because time it was twelve. Yeah, but that's because they

(32:42):
also had a Marble League that year. There's now in twenty twenty eighteen,
they didn't. I'm not talking aboutthat twenty twenty when they did, oh,
next one, they had five events. They had five events or eight?
That was five five? Okay,So especially hopefully we're going to get
a full league this year because we'renot getting a Marble League. I could

(33:04):
understand it being shortened if we hada Marble League, but based on the
way they're telling us, we're notgetting that, So hopefully we get a
full season of it. I justdon't understand why we're doing that. It's
twenty four where there's an actual SummerOlympics. You could have something to do
with it. It makes sense tostagger it. Honestly, why are you
going to compete with the with thesummer Olympics. Do you know how long

(33:28):
the Olympics actually are? Yeah,almost sixty days. No, it's like
two weeks. It's like two fuckingweeks. No, I'm pretty sure it's
well over a mind. No,it's not closing and opening ceremonies, isn't
it. It's not. Oh wow, I think it's ten days. No,
what are you talking about? Itsridiculous. There's no way it's ten
days. There's no way, alot. I haven't watched them right now,

(33:52):
and this is staying in the podcast. So guys, I know we're a
little off topic here, but Ijust wanted to ask everybody a question since
since we're into mid December now we'reslowly winding down twenty twenty three. I
don't want to do it Donald Trumphere, but how do we make Marble
sports great again? In twenty twentyfour? The Olympics are from July twenty

(34:14):
sixth to August eleventh. That's adangerous question. Answer the damn question three
weeks? Do you want to doyou want like a constructive answer or do
you want the spicy answer? Bothnot a go and hit me with it?
Well, the spicy answer is kicka couple people out. The constructive
the constructive answer is I don't know, man, have something in June,

(34:37):
July August instead of that. Theworst fucking offseason I can remember since I
joined this fandom and yep, andtwo events a week from Marble League,
not this bullshit three weeks until oneweek thing. I don't know. It's
it's just the things we've been spendingall year talking about. That's my constructive

(34:58):
answer. Listen to BGPT, that'sthat's my constructive events. Yep. Yeah,
I have nothing to add to that. I have nothing to add to
it. But I have a backlogof probably about one hundred and thirty episodes
of advice for JMR. So wewere an emisode of two hundred. I

(35:21):
enjoyed this shit what episode sixty nineas as well as Hector. Ah.
Yeah, they'll go looking for thatone doesn't exist. We have to delete
it. So what I'm thinking is, and this may sound crazy, guys,
and tell me if I'm crazy,I'm kind of missing the one off
e fence that that happened in yearsprior. Even Marble maniacs like to go

(35:45):
back to it, to have thosebanger halftime shows, Tiesto in there and
some really cool events you know,Bowling started there. I mean, just
just maybe something new to spice upthe Marble world. I just think they
need to rope back in those averagefans. Oh, I was still talking.

(36:08):
It was a very cool face.It's not a cool face. He's
whistling. Okay, so I was. I was doing the one republic that
hector was whistling. But no,I was still good. Don't worry.
Okay, you were frozen to us. I don't know. We didn't hear
anything that you said. I reallyappreciated what they did, like the World

(36:30):
Cup, like it was only likeone that's what I'm saying thing. It
was on a separate channel as well, and that stuff was cool. I
also loved what was it? Oh, just the random sponsors. Also bring
back the BILK teams. Yeah,we're not expired yet. Crazy glory is

(36:51):
not a glide for glory. Thatwas more than the Glidie Glaciers probably will.
The Christmas Race last year was great. Where's the Halloween Race? Damn
it? Yeah, Like, Ido really miss having all these extra Offseaton
events because it really was fun tohave. But honestly, I don't think
it's worth GMR focusing on those untilthey've got the rest of their stuff figured

(37:14):
out. I agreed. I'd muchrather they got the San Marble Rally,
Marble League, Marbula one trefector fullyscheduled and sorted before they start doing any
extra stuff. So really, it'sjust get your damn scheduling sorted out,
like we've been telling you for howevermany years now, and then yeah,
please do bring back the old oneof the events because they're really fun.
Totally. I mean, my responseis mostly agreeing with that, along with

(37:36):
we did get off seasons stuff.It was just g Force and freak marbles,
Like we didn't not have them giveus, give us off season events.
Just make them better than those two. Yeah, and incorporate your usual
marbles or marble teams or bring theMarble Maniac teams. Also, the constructors,
please free them do some more offseason stuff with the Sun Marble Rally

(38:00):
Marbiles, they barely got a chanceto shine. Totally. I also just
think it's absurd that, like,hey, Marble League just ended. Guess
when the next one starts twelve monthsfrom now, Like what are we doing
here? Like we're literally going tohave the wait an entire year from the
end to the beginning of That's sadMarble League. Like, yeah, it's

(38:22):
unfortunate, and it's like, Idon't know, I feel like that's what
got me in the JMR. Ifit wasn't a Winter League, I actually
wouldn't be upset, But since it'sa Winter Olympics, I'm upset. You
know me, I'm not a bigMarble League guy. I love the racing,
all those kind of events and theone offs, I love those.
Marble League's kind of a back burnerfor me. I do enjoy it,

(38:43):
don't get me wrong, but it'sjust not up there in my top three.
So what so other than sand Rallyand Marvel One, what is filling
the next twelve months? Like?Hopefully some fun new innovatives. That's what
That's what I'm hoping for from theseguys in twenty twenty four. Give us

(39:04):
some new stuff, even with thesame old teams. I don't care.
Just maybe a different style. Maybemake it crazy like maniacs, but like
you know who jump through troops offire and stuff like that. I don't
know, like make it cool,guys. I just make Marble Sports cool
again in twenty twenty four. That'swhat I want. Let's make Marble Sports

(39:27):
cool yet. I don't know ifthey were ever really cool, but cool
in my books, they've always beencool. To what on earth are you
talking about well, you know,cool booty cooler to the other side of
the pillow. There is nothing coolerthan marble sports, never has been.
Yeah, oh I guess. Imean that's what we're here to talk about
every week. But let's go tobreak. We'll come back with mail bags.

(39:54):
Sky has an Updave fancy, wewill get that. The commissioners so
busy, he's an astron. Cuthim some slack. Yeah, he's doing
he's taking ninja classes. He's literallynot sleeping. I think he's gone like
thirty plus hours with no sleep.So yeah, he's in the middle of
his finals week for his ninja classes. Yeah. Yeah, he's got to

(40:14):
chop the board and then he's gotto fly to space and that's not easy.
No, he's got to chop theboard. Will flying in space.
I don't know that words. It'szero gravity. But we'll be right back,
all right, And we are backand because I got Hector here again,

(40:37):
congratulations. You don't have to readanything. It's not even congratulations.
Like there you go, listeners,you don't have to listen to me try
and try and fuck up another mailbag? What could I say except your
welcome. That's what you're saying rightnow. Yep. So I'm going to

(40:57):
read a play a drop couple ofrepeat mail baggers. It's time to open
the let it roll mail bag.Look at this, Jesus Christ, that
right there is the mail. Now, let's talk about the mail. Can
we talk about the mail? Please? Mac them, dine and talk about
the mail for you all day.Okay, guys, I don't know what
our problem. We didn't even properlycongratulate CCE on winning their first championship.

(41:20):
I did. They just moved intothe excellent work and we didn't congratulate Red
Eye for MVM I suppose, butyeah, I am. So that's the
thing. They got to shake theirhands with. Whatever the fuck the mascot's
name is. I don't remember.I shake your head beat Snowy by one
point, all right, but itCrazy Cat's Eyes. We got one from

(41:45):
Bull's Eye. That's their manager.He said, I have just put the
team to bed. They have beencelebrating hard. I just looked over by
mail to you at the end ofevery one season four. We have to
come back better than that. Well. I understand that some are not as
enthusiastic about the Crazy Cats Eyes MarbleLeague twy twenty three Championship. I just

(42:07):
want to remind you people, youmean, you people ry that all of
our previous success has been an mone that is a different beast from Marble
League. We have been working hardto get it to the top since our
inception. This has been a fullteam ever. Bredeye could not have done

(42:28):
this on their own. They knowit, but sometimes people get confused.
Anyway, we are planning a celebrationparty at the end of Showdown and all
are invited, including you guys.I would be serving all the team's favorites,
including Scarlet Eyes. Falaffels come andjoined the fun. Now I'm off

(42:49):
the bed. I had to composemy Twitter congratulations messages from the Queen hashtag
guys on the prize. Yeah,hell yeah, guys. You deserve all
that parting and more. You shouldbe parting every night up until the end
of Showdown and then kick it offwith one big banger. You know this
this team. I'm so proud ofyou guys. You guys finally pulled it

(43:12):
out, did something else, Youwon something else other than racing. Good
for you, guys, and itwas a team effort. Sure, Red
Eye really put the team on hisback. But that's what the goat does.
And I mean all I could say, you guys are you guys are
on the up and up, justkeep it up. I mean I could
beletely agree, but never go forgetBlue Eye for what they did throw.

(43:34):
So yeah, I mean thisgregious sponsor, he probably broke some windshields. Term
settled down, but I'll give itto you. It's your birthday. It's
not my birthday. Shut up.We also got one from Schmidt, which
is hey changes that that Nicky clampslike that as I like that one.

(43:58):
So he said, did your videogo to a double commercial in the middle
of the last lap? If someonesays they are a CCE fan, you
can't trust them. What did hemean by that? So there was out
of you have YouTube premium, Idon't, I do, I do,
okay, so you don't get ads? There was an AD in the middle

(44:20):
of the last lap, like rightbefore Red Eye overtook. No shit,
really, I was I was watchingwithout AD blocker, and I was fine,
I have I blocker. I showedup on my phone, but then
when I rewatched on my TV,it didn't show up. So I don't
know if that's like there's a targetedthing or whatever. But I did get

(44:42):
YouTube ads. I did get twoadds and pissed off about it. I
got the answer to that, Tonyup, get YouTube premium. It's well
worth it. I have too manypremium ship We'll cut one out so you
can get YouTube and you don't haveto complain about it ads during Marble events
or get an ad blocker or that. YouTube's are weird about that lately,

(45:07):
though, haven't they? Oh yeah, it's been it's been great. Yeah,
I don't know. Also, realquick, before we get to the
last mail bag, how about thoseclosing ceremonies. Yeah, it was cool.
That was like, that was themost epic song I've ever heard.
I love the Marbles roll again intheir like rightful spot. Oh yeah,

(45:28):
I really liked the formation. Allthe visuals are really nice. Hmm.
Yeah, well done, Yellow.I think the the mL twenty three thing
could have used some work, butuh, all in all, it was
super cool man. Yeah, Yellowdid a great job with the closing ceremony.
Yeah, and shout out to meters. I loved the song, like
it was so correct to meraw butyeah. So our final mail bag of

(45:52):
the night is from Guess who,Becker, Guess who? Could it be?
My best friend Blood Rangers, hesaid, Happy two hundredth episode.
Everyone. Oh thanks Man, Thanksbut the Raiders Jim, he said,
it only makes sense that we celebratethe last days of Hector's hair on a

(46:15):
special occasion. I'll admit that Iwas wrong in the last episode. Taandran's
tactics were a clear plan, aproof of concept. He kept the Speeders
in the back of the pack.My boy clem he saw that and use
all of his fatness to hold themback again long enough that they didn't win

(46:37):
the championship, and then made surethat to keep Team Plasma in last place.
It's pure by victory. I lookforward to your newer Rangers tattoo on
your freshly shaven dome of yours.If you need any Razor recommendations, just
let me know. Can't wait tobeat you again next time you're crazy enough

(46:58):
to challenge me. I love it. I love this guy, man,
Hector. Did you write a speechto to concede your defeat or whatever?
No, I don't have a speech, Hector from what would Why would I

(47:19):
give a speech to him? Hector? From one bald guy to the next
or to the soon to be nextuse a beck Man. They're the best
for shade in your head. Thankthanks for the heads up. Although I
will say that I have found aloophole to get out of tattooing my head,
I will say no more at thistime. Okay, all right,
but the hair is gone, right, Yeah, I keep my word.

(47:43):
The hair is going. You know, you get big thing the week.
Let's go. I love Now doyou actor for you know? You put
that to anywhere. We were justsaying maybe it was a fun bed shout
out to both of you guys.Both of you get big take of the
week. I love. I lovefollowing that bed all sixteen events. It

(48:06):
was fun as hell. This islike when he became co Parod of the
Year with you. Yeah yeah,it was fun man, Yeah yeah the
week. Yeah, just roll onthe next season because I'm gonna beat you
next time. Okay? Is thatis that the loophole? You're like double

(48:29):
or nothing? No? Not iscompletely different. And there's a reason you
don't know about it. So Ithought it was your legal counsel'll get some
emails about it. I fired him. Still keep getting the emails. I
don't understand. But that's been themail bags. Uh so Sky has not
updated Fantasy. It's still our favoritecommissioner, but he's not really good at

(48:53):
commissioning. It's hard, man.You're you're the man of many classes,
like you got a lot going on, transpar there's no bowl game, still
lots of classes. Jesus participant mhms. Hopefully we'll ho to all the listeners

(49:15):
and everybody who participate in Fantasy.Well, we'll have that for you hopefully
next episode. Maybe even Sky canget it up on Twitter earlier. We'll
wait and see. I think atthis point maybe we just save it for
Boxing Day. What do you meanI'm going to be fighting my cousins for
all those presents. But you know, we released it on Boxing Day and

(49:38):
then people points, so matter fighteach other for the points? Still matters,
don't don't worry listeners? Yeah,they definitely do. And I have
a good view of like who mighthave won. But I'm not gonna put
anything out. We'll wait get it, say, until the commission has done

(50:00):
his work. Yeah. How abouthow about predictions though? Do we have
that updated? Oh, we've gotthat updated. Yeah, we have that
update. I did have a quickquestion for you yeah, did you little
Santa. Have you heard about this? You mean elf on the shelf?
No, little Santa, Little Santa, it's on December sixth. No,

(50:22):
okay. It was like kind oflike you just give like a little present
to like kick off the holiday season, I think, And that's cool mostly
in Canada, that's where I heardit from. Well, like I know
of like an East Coast Canadian traditionthat's pretty big. My uh my dad's
ex wife. She used to douh Christmas Eve present so you got to

(50:45):
open your stockings on Christmas Eve.That was always fun. But no,
I've never heard of this December sixthlittle gift thing. Yeah, little Santa,
Little Santa, I'll have to askthe worst about that. She'd know.
I've never heard of it either,And I was it was an exclusive
Canadian saying, hey, we wewish you a little Santa, we wish

(51:07):
you sick of that song shit,So like I said, like little baby
Santa, like little baby Jesus.You know, I don't know. I
was hoping to get more insight fromyou, but apparently sorry, but not
that I know of. All right, well, you know what, I'm
gonna get some insight from hector becausehe has updated predictions and he's going to

(51:27):
tell us who the fuck won rightafter this drop what oh yes, missupposed
man. Thank you very much tohim, and we've got some interesting things
to get through. So without furtherAdo podcast standings in sixth place with a

(51:52):
correct pic in the final round.Decca has hit one hundred points. I
was actually going for the Gretzki,but I'll take a hundred. Hell yeah,
you made it. Well done.You are in twenty ninth place overall,

(52:13):
which is better than twenty people.Shockingly, let's go and I didn't
predict what two events or you missedfour events? Let's go, suckers.
You missed four events and you're stillbetter than a lot of people. Wild
Next up, we got fifth placewith one hundred and two points, no

(52:37):
wins, right where he belongs infifth. It's skyever last episode, he
said Doug could have beat a loser. Yep, he was guaranteed to stay
where he was. Hell yeah,that's for you. Lacked fifth himself yep.
And speaking of in fourth place,Pippin with one hundred and twenty eight

(52:59):
point one win, missed five events, so predicted less than Decca, but
still won by more than a win. Wow, yeah, definitely. What
did she say she was doing?Girl sh ship? Yeah. Just for

(53:27):
reference, Sky is in twenty eighthplace, one head of Decca and Pippin
is in twenty third place in theoverall standings. All right, not bad,
and then onto the top three thepeople who basically predicted every event apart
from Nogan was the only one thatactually printed every event in third place still
with one hundred and forty points.Snowy, you let me down. Oh

(53:49):
yeah, shout you stally Snowy.I'm disappointed. You could have won m
VM, but you didn't like.If this, if this becomes the reason
the snowballs don't come to m one, I'm going to be very swear to
God the reason why they don't getbrought back. Damn it, free Snowy.

(54:10):
But anyway, I'm in seventeenth placeoverall, in second place of the
podcast standings, and fifteenth place overallwith one hundred and fifty two points and
one win. Its turn. Allright, birthday boy, shut up?
Stop talking about birthday Boy. Whodid I picks? I believe you picked

(54:34):
the Roha rulers. Oh I didthey? It wasn't the worst pick in
the world. They were look prettygood. A shout out that for finishing
fifth, a glactic finishing sixth,like overall sucking game. Guy, I
know you're not here, you haven'tbeen here, but sucking sky And finally,

(55:00):
finally in the first place of thepodcast standings, unsurprisingly the only person
in the entire field of forty ninepeople to get four correct wins with one
hundred and eighty five Did you winso I can I can say that it
wasn't by default right like as faras the podcast standings go, even though
it was the only one who predicteverything cool Yeah, like me in term

(55:22):
could still have passed you. Thegreat Sphinx is back. No God,
no God, no God, nono God. This basic has bitch turned
into the goddamn great Sphinx again?Congratulations God? Hey, oh haircut that

(55:44):
you got there too? Yeah Idid. I didn't get a haircut.
I don't know what you did,but headphones. Oh absolutelyailing it. How
handsome he is guys, Oh yeah, unbelievable. Also the champion of our
Marble League predictions. You're not gettingthe title. I know it's fine,

(56:07):
it won't. It won't fit myfashion sense as much as it fits yours.
Yeah, you can go get oneat Walbart though they're like twenty bucks.
That is like nineteen more bucks,and I'm willing to spend on that
belt. You get a tiny one. I think they go around the action
figure, so you spend like ourdollar fifty of that you can find eBay.

(56:29):
But congratulations, not aga, congratulations, and there's more on the way
because I can confirm you made itinto the top five. Nice. Oh
shit, But speaking of let's coverthat. So in fifth place overall with
one hundred and seventy two points,three wins and a suspiciously familiar number,

(56:52):
only picked Crazy Cat's eyes for theentire year. It's Cyanai shout out,
and I when you least useful,crazy God. So when you only picked
the championship team and that is agood points yeah, yep, but still
not quite enough to compete with thetop In fourth place with one hundred and

(57:12):
seventy five points, shockingly no correctwins, it's poo loco, crazy Chicken
himself, that chicken. Let's go, baby, can't wait to see you
in San Rally. See what FebruaryMarch, maybe April, let's say February
please please be February all right,and the top three in third place with

(57:36):
one hundred and eighty one points,one correct win, our favorite redditor,
it's Mia one, two, three, four, four, five, Let's
go nice. I almost did notsee her prediction for the last sector asked
for. Yeah, I had tobug you to make sure before we recorded.
Good job on you. Actor Ahshot out to you be at top

(57:58):
three. You're body third. Damnthey'll love to equal you to Hey.
Congratulations. Yeah, yeah, fromone great gambler to another. Congrats in
second place with one hundred and eightyfive points and four wins, not a
one. You almost had it almostsecond you got seconds so close? What

(58:25):
the hell is your problem? Icould have I could have just bought you
war Masters Championship title if you justdid better. How dare you only get
four wins? What the fuck isyour deal? Dang? Wait, did
a whole bunch of people not pickred Eye? That is that what happened?

(58:46):
Because he didn't pick fifth before.Yeah, you weren't even in the
top five. Oh damn, weknew, man, we knew. Yeah
name, I think you think youwere. I think you were in third
actually, but yeah, I digress, right, now ey, crazy Cats.

(59:07):
I know you guys just want MarbleLeague, but we know all the
practice squad. Yeah was it?I there? Bring them up? Yeah,
not a gone got second, butalso picking Crazy Cats eyes to win
the final events with an unassailable onehundred and ninety seven points and three wins.

(59:28):
We have tumult too, mal Thisis the first time the BOC has
ever won anything. Congrat Fuck that'stoo mault does me dirty like that?
But hey no, I love thatif you know you know, yeah,

(59:52):
dobs baby, that's right. Yea, oh it's the cumos is see alive.
I mean two bold as one fansor predictions, so yeah, probably
do it better than most, allright, Oh yeah, yeah, congratulations
to two molds. Term will bein touch about whatever prize we're giving for
this prediction season, and that's allwe got. You get anything anything but

(01:00:16):
balls a chaos for he will notbe able to guarantee you uh not getting
relegated in Showdown. Just a ps A right there. Yeah, yeah,
I can't guarantee that, but yeaha birch h congratulations. Well that's
fucking awesome. Yeah they do allright. I know we're not talking about

(01:00:38):
the show now how they do todaythough they are terrible, not terrible.
So he's taking this win and like, yeah, push of them forward maybe
or they just still be a chaosstill reigns, cho still reigns like they

(01:01:00):
are sixth. So you know,hey, shout out two more balls,
Chaos, two more hit me up. Well, I know who you are.
I'll just text you congratulations and congratsto everybody that participated. It's not

(01:01:21):
an easy to win this thing.You know, there's always next year and
look, hey tu malt did it? Anybody can do it? Come on,
Yeah, if the Balls and Chaosare wedding something, then there's hope
for everybody out there. But also, you know, with the Chao schedule,
anybody who was like kept up withour predictions and using that stags every

(01:01:42):
week, like you guys are unbelievable, And there's a lot of people who
missed some, but there's also alot of people who had the time and
energy to actually hit all of them, and we really appreciate you for that.
For who's in last place, lastplace, all of the people who
predicted every event, last place isMurky with one hundred and thirteen whose last
place overall only predicted one event andit was the final. They picked the

(01:02:06):
snowballs. The turtle Sliders have onepoint, all right, too better in
showdown, Turtle Power, Turtle Power, Turtle power to get it too more?
All right? That was fine predictions, just good man. But I
can't wait to predict san Rally anduh one. And that's the real deal

(01:02:28):
right there, guys. I justcan't wait to get back to the season.
Actually good at this stuff. Foryep, Hey, you're talking to
the Marbles Master Championship title holder becausethat's too cheep to buy one, but
I'm too cheap to ship it,so sucking dog out. But congratulations everybody,

(01:02:51):
thank you for everybody participating. ASky has done his like hectic,
chaotic, fucking schedule and is donefinals week. We will have a fantasy
update. It will probably be nextepisode, if not two episodes from then,
about that, maybe three episodes fromthat, because we don't know.

(01:03:15):
It'll happen something. It's gonna happen, and he's gonna end his semester here
and within the next week it's gonnacome. Guys, just just be patient.
It's not going to change the winner. Maybe he updates it three times
a week. Maybe he updates itonce a month. I don't know it's
recording as the schedule for Jbar.But hey, let's enjoy the fuck out

(01:03:40):
showdown actor. Oh, I hearaalor results, but LT agreed Ducks being
back, Billy's back on the track, Bob Bob back on the track as
well. He's still in the spacehospital. I think they look fresh as
hell out there. They look fresh, they look poised. Man Green Ducks
might be on the come up.Know, they just needed that little break

(01:04:00):
after hosting the Marble League last year. Yeah, it's been chaotic year and
a half two years for them,so they might have needed that day and
qualifies. I ain't gonna keep himdown right, I'm so glad to have
him back to Go Stars. Bestteam rooting for you, Pip Oh yeah,
who else is in that primary?Yeah, they actually didn't do that

(01:04:21):
bad out there. The Cobalts aregonna be let's save it for the showdown
episode. Guy, I know,but yeah, we got we gotta hype
it up a little bit. Butyeah, thank you everybody who participated in

(01:04:41):
predictions and fantasy. We will getan update to you. Thanks for fucking
rolling with us, Like oh,god, yea, our schedule has been
a fucking nightmare. But hey,we'll get it back on. Point Yeah.
Well no, that's a that's jmarswthat's not our phone. That's what
I mean. We'll get it backon. But uh yeah, well we'll

(01:05:08):
be back to talk about the showdownand until then, roll let it rolls
hashtag free the Dino. If yougot a load time or not, I

(01:05:38):
would get the funk out here becauseit's a load time with you. So
I'll be back in the episode.Hell, I have a very short p
s A for my term mandated alonetime with nonegone segment that I wasn't gonna
do, but I have opened.Uh this this was inspired by I Reddit

(01:05:58):
comment I saw under and now tolead a threat because someone was being cringe
but to everyone saying that the startingorder thing was rigged because the Speeders are
bad at sand Rally, or likethey saw the sand Rally results and then
we're like, OMG, we couldhave a great thing happen where the Speeders
won't win the league despite having amassive lead. I would like you to

(01:06:19):
introduce you to a philosophical principle calledHandlan's razor. This was introduced to me
by a Reddit user. I intrack with the lot, but I don't
know how to pronounce their name,so I'm sorry. Handlan's Razor says,
never attribute to malice that which isadequately explained by stupidity. This means,
don't assume they're out to get you. They're just dumb. You know.

(01:06:45):
This was an idea that they hadand they announced at the beginning fair enough,
and it turned out to be verybad. That's all it is.
Chill, touch Grass Savage Speeders stillgot third. They're auto qualified, and
honestly they had a pretty fucking gooddamn season. Honestly, the entire top
four had a championship worthy season.Great job to all of them. Fucked

(01:07:05):
the Rojo rollers. You guys gotfifth, loll I mean, I'm kidding.
Good job, and that's that's itfrom me,

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