August 19, 2025 • 15 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Yo yo, yo, yo yo.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
It's Uncle Sonali the whole and this is Monster Squad.
This is definitely Monster Squad, y'all. It's got a new
day and new time. We gotta switch it around. I'm sorry,
I'm very sorry.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
You know what I'm saying. We had to switch it again.
But Monster Squad it didn't come on last week, it's
on this week.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Monster Squad will be two thirty Tuesdays and Drellock Spidery
Podcast will be six six o'clock pm Tuesdays. We've had
a lot of stuff going on in the studio. We
got a lot of new shows and Charlatta should be.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Coming Lord Willing.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
So me being who I am, the position that I hold,
I have to move around for the new shows. They
have potential for the station, you understand me.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Hopefully you can get that.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
I take priority over what's best for the station. I
think you guys are really gonna like the flow of
the podcast that we got coming. So twenty twenty six
definitely gonna.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
It's gonna be a good year on block as.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Well, and we're going to end twenty twenty five really well.
So I also last week we didn't have the how
does it feel. Podcasts didn't air last night and I
didn't do Please Wait to be Seated? So next Monday, Yes,
how does it feel? The Sex podcast for adults Basic
(01:33):
Sex Education or for mature audiences will be nine to
thirty pm on Mondays.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
And.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Please Wait to Be Seated will still be on Monday,
and it'll probably be four thirty. Since we added new shows,
I don't necessarily know what time that show will be,
but the show may not show may not air that
particular day, but they're not canceled. The podcast that I
got now will be on and Row, and we also
(02:09):
got a new podcast that should be coming pretty soon.
I got one that I'm thinking of, but we're gonna
hold off for that podcast probably until like December sometimes.
So y'all just get ready for another action packed, real
life storytelling podcast from Uncle Sonali.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
You know what I mean? Now?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Last week in the Monster Squad Monster Squad Podcast, I
believe we left off Where did we leave off?
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Well?
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Baby Am on the Way and Katie
Soup Sonali Sonali. We ended with Sonali singing a song.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
I got confused myself because I saw loook Sinali was
humming and singing a song, and the chapter ended with
him singing the song, and Mercucio, his clone, is way
more self aware. He's been spending a lot more time
with his uncle, his auntie Fedora, and his uncle Lobo.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
All right, now, we got a lot.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Of stuff that I'm gonna start adding and throwing a child, okay,
and I think that you're really gonna enjoy it. But
we're gonna say that the last chapter you guys heard
ended book one of Monster Squad, and we're going into
this would be chapter one of book two, Monster Squad
(03:44):
and chapter sixteen in the whole like the story, So
I might switch it. I might change it, but we're
gonna move along. And here I got this. This is
my explanation Mercucio. More like, he's not just a clone
of me in this story, but he's also the name
(04:04):
of it. It's also the name of my LLC. And
it's also basically a universe. Herd Seasons is a universe
within a universe. So ultimately the enemy, the enemy of
my characters would definitely be Eblish the Islamic Stan. Of course,
(04:25):
ultimately he is, But as far as our storyline goes,
I have created an absolute enemy.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
This storyline.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Now there's a lot more to it, and I'm glad,
so y'all just get ready for the original, the Herd.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Season, the Monster, all the books.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
They're coming full circle and there will be many circles
because it is a circle made of cubes in this universe.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
And although I am the writer, i am not the.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
God, because there is only one god of the World's baby.
And we're gonna move on with chapter one of book two,
Monster Squad's Book two. In this chapter, it was originally
called It's Dark back in the Day, but we can
also call it chapter one the beginning of the new book.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
All right, So it's something.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Like this Missouri Fight Academy of Combat, Saint Louis SFA
Martial Arts Academy.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
A man thinks in his mind.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
M aoc TKD college jiu Jitsu JKD.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Uncle son, Yeah, student.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Isaac Keith, a senior instructor at Missouri Martial Arts Combat Academy,
thinks about his ROSTA resume and silabas he steps outside
his office and takes charge of a class that was
(06:13):
being ran by a second degree brown belt.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
I got it from now on, Malik.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Yes, Sir pop Qua shouted Uncle Sin, I stay focused,
he advised.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Switch foot frost stands, gourney stands. Come on now, y'all,
repetition works. Wonders, it works, wonders for your muscle memory,
your Uncle Sin.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Thirty minutes later, while Uncle Sin's taekwondo class was going,
one of his favorite students, Ike was working on a
form called dol sign.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
The legendary founder of Korea signed the notice.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
His other students trying to help Ike learn the form.
Son stopped and thought to himself, No, let them handle this.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
You just sit back and watch.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
No, I you spin back and it's a punch, said
one of the students who was helping to tutor him
on his form.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
I'm gonna let them figure it out.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
As they helped their younger brother in tk D, Son
was pleased with his class.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
After all, Ike was new.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Although he was twenty five, He was a returning student
to the do Jain, and this time he was gonna
get his black belt. He once attempted when he was
in high school, but he liked the gang activity far
too much. Uncle Shin took one more glance at his students.
I hope he stays this time, Sein said to himself. Okay,
(08:02):
follow my lead, said the student, as I began retracing
the steps of dult sign end of chapter one and
book two of Monster Squad, Chapter sixteen. It was dark
back in the day. That was the original name for
the chapter. So we'll just leave it at that, or
(08:23):
we'll just leave it at the beginning of book two. Alright,
now we're gonna move on too long.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Get a handclapp for that. I like that chapter, alright.
And this is uh chapter seventeen, chapter two.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
In book two of Monster Squad, and it's called process.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Ain't Fedora and m ain't p and merk Merkcuccio?
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Why are my batteries laying all over the floor?
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Kid for Dora yell?
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Oh my god, your mother needs to update the Marchusio
patterns and your intelligence chip digi Fedora scolded him. Sorry, tt,
that's not how that would work, replied Martucio, her beloved
clone nephew. Why, she asked, how do you know for
(09:28):
Dora Pride? Because while I am immature, I know, I
am aware of self. I am capable of learning, said Mertucio.
I have to learn maturity. So how do you wait?
Belted for door? I thought you learned at a high
speed pace. She said, No, I taken information at a
(09:51):
high speed pace, but even CPU takes time to update.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Hmmm, he replied, so after.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
You input data, it takes you time to process the
information and learn it.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Replied for Dora, correct, Corey Morcucio. However, a quick way.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
For me to learn is by watching someone smart and
exceptionally well an example Trifle morqu Shiom.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
So I wonder, applied for Dora. I wonder what would
happen if we gave you an actual person to study?
Nephew said for Dora, mm oh, and who do you
have in mind?
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Aunt Pete? End of chapter seventeen. Process.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, over a long going strong. I like
that two. That's a nice let's started chapter.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
So yo, y'all, Like I said, the podcast the Monster
Squad is gonna start coming on at two thirties on Tuesdays,
all right, Monster Squad and then hopefully drellized fidy podcast
will stay coming on at six o'clock. So moving on
to uh chapter eighteen, Chapter two, Book two, Monster Squad.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
And we're gonna call.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
This one hours but yeah, this is the name of
this chapter is called hours or hold on No no, no, no,
it's not called hours. It's called Dragon Bubble. Dragon Bubble,
that's what the name of this chapter is called. It's
called Dragon Bubble.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
All right. So chapter.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Three in this story, that's what would be chapter three,
and book two, chapter eighteen, and the whole collective of
this book.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
All right, So we're gonna start like this. Meanwhile, after
Uncle Sonali, your host.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
It's another episode of my Yeah, yeah, another episode. Okay, y'all,
it's another episode coming to an end, he says into
the mic.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Stay tuned for Stronger than ever. Excuse me. At seven
point thirty.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
PM, has Max the Demon Rockets plays in the background,
son Ali stretches his tales. Ah Man, the music starts
to fade down. Looking around the studio for his new
(12:43):
tennis shoes Adidas way more comfortable than Nike. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
he gave to himself. Well, I guess they could have
been worse, he said, putting on his shoes tying them up.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
I woke up, lady and miss Fasuer.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
That sucks, man, And I even missed the hatget son
Ali said to himself, O MG, I can't wait till
December November twenty ninth.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
It's over with, I'll be off that contract.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
As he goes to his phone and taps the bego
at icon, let's see here, he notices an invite or
notification for many different people. Ah Lee baby streaming. Let
me see what's up. His Android screen flashes to the
(13:55):
to the living room of a beautiful Puerto Rican woman.
Ah mister moriotty, she shouted, you want a pk astareakan female.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Give me a looks, but I need a dragon bubble?
Can you do that? On the three chapter eighteen.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Book to a Monster Squad, that was chapter three Dragon Bubble.
All right, y'all, All right, now, like I said, keep
in mind that this is the last, this is not
the last. This Tuesdays is the new day for the podcast.
All right, Tuesday is the new day for a Monster
Squad podcast, and it'll be on at two thirty to
(14:47):
thirty PM. My start a little earlier, but I appreciate
y'all for joining big up.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Next to was day
Yo yo, yo, yo yo.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
It's Uncle Sonali the whole and this is Monster Squad.
This is definitely Monster Squad, y'all. It's got a new
day and new time. We gotta switch it around. I'm sorry,
I'm very sorry.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
You know what I'm saying. We had to switch it again.
But Monster Squad it didn't come on last week, it's
on this week.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Monster Squad will be two thirty Tuesdays and Drellock Spidery
Podcast will be six six o'clock pm Tuesdays. We've had
a lot of stuff going on in the studio. We
got a lot of new shows and Charlatta should be.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Coming Lord Willing.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
So me being who I am, the position that I hold,
I have to move around for the new shows. They
have potential for the station, you understand me.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Hopefully you can get that.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
I take priority over what's best for the station. I
think you guys are really gonna like the flow of
the podcast that we got coming. So twenty twenty six
definitely gonna.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
It's gonna be a good year on block as.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Well, and we're going to end twenty twenty five really well.
So I also last week we didn't have the how
does it feel. Podcasts didn't air last night and I
didn't do Please Wait to be Seated? So next Monday, Yes,
how does it feel? The Sex podcast for adults Basic
(01:33):
Sex Education or for mature audiences will be nine to
thirty pm on Mondays.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
And.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Please Wait to Be Seated will still be on Monday,
and it'll probably be four thirty. Since we added new shows,
I don't necessarily know what time that show will be,
but the show may not show may not air that
particular day, but they're not canceled. The podcast that I
got now will be on and Row, and we also
(02:09):
got a new podcast that should be coming pretty soon.
I got one that I'm thinking of, but we're gonna
hold off for that podcast probably until like December sometimes.
So y'all just get ready for another action packed, real
life storytelling podcast from Uncle Sonali.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
You know what I mean? Now?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Last week in the Monster Squad Monster Squad Podcast, I
believe we left off Where did we leave off?
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Well?
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Baby Am on the Way and Katie
Soup Sonali Sonali. We ended with Sonali singing a song.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
I got confused myself because I saw loook Sinali was
humming and singing a song, and the chapter ended with
him singing the song, and Mercucio, his clone, is way
more self aware. He's been spending a lot more time
with his uncle, his auntie Fedora, and his uncle Lobo.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
All right, now, we got a lot.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Of stuff that I'm gonna start adding and throwing a child, okay,
and I think that you're really gonna enjoy it. But
we're gonna say that the last chapter you guys heard
ended book one of Monster Squad, and we're going into
this would be chapter one of book two, Monster Squad
(03:44):
and chapter sixteen in the whole like the story, So
I might switch it. I might change it, but we're
gonna move along. And here I got this. This is
my explanation Mercucio. More like, he's not just a clone
of me in this story, but he's also the name
(04:04):
of it. It's also the name of my LLC. And
it's also basically a universe. Herd Seasons is a universe
within a universe. So ultimately the enemy, the enemy of
my characters would definitely be Eblish the Islamic Stan. Of course,
(04:25):
ultimately he is, But as far as our storyline goes,
I have created an absolute enemy.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
This storyline.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Now there's a lot more to it, and I'm glad,
so y'all just get ready for the original, the Herd.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Season, the Monster, all the books.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
They're coming full circle and there will be many circles
because it is a circle made of cubes in this universe.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
And although I am the writer, i am not the.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
God, because there is only one god of the World's baby.
And we're gonna move on with chapter one of book two,
Monster Squad's Book two. In this chapter, it was originally
called It's Dark back in the Day, but we can
also call it chapter one the beginning of the new book.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
All right, So it's something.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
Like this Missouri Fight Academy of Combat, Saint Louis SFA
Martial Arts Academy.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
A man thinks in his mind.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
M aoc TKD college jiu Jitsu JKD.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Uncle son, Yeah, student.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Isaac Keith, a senior instructor at Missouri Martial Arts Combat Academy,
thinks about his ROSTA resume and silabas he steps outside
his office and takes charge of a class that was
(06:13):
being ran by a second degree brown belt.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
I got it from now on, Malik.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Yes, Sir pop Qua shouted Uncle Sin, I stay focused,
he advised.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Switch foot frost stands, gourney stands. Come on now, y'all,
repetition works. Wonders, it works, wonders for your muscle memory,
your Uncle Sin.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Thirty minutes later, while Uncle Sin's taekwondo class was going,
one of his favorite students, Ike was working on a
form called dol sign.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
The legendary founder of Korea signed the notice.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
His other students trying to help Ike learn the form.
Son stopped and thought to himself, No, let them handle this.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
You just sit back and watch.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
No, I you spin back and it's a punch, said
one of the students who was helping to tutor him
on his form.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
I'm gonna let them figure it out.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
As they helped their younger brother in tk D, Son
was pleased with his class.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
After all, Ike was new.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Although he was twenty five, He was a returning student
to the do Jain, and this time he was gonna
get his black belt. He once attempted when he was
in high school, but he liked the gang activity far
too much. Uncle Shin took one more glance at his students.
I hope he stays this time, Sein said to himself. Okay,
(08:02):
follow my lead, said the student, as I began retracing
the steps of dult sign end of chapter one and
book two of Monster Squad, Chapter sixteen. It was dark
back in the day. That was the original name for
the chapter. So we'll just leave it at that, or
(08:23):
we'll just leave it at the beginning of book two. Alright,
now we're gonna move on too long.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Get a handclapp for that. I like that chapter, alright.
And this is uh chapter seventeen, chapter two.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
In book two of Monster Squad, and it's called process.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
Ain't Fedora and m ain't p and merk Merkcuccio?
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Why are my batteries laying all over the floor?
Speaker 1 (09:01):
Kid for Dora yell?
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Oh my god, your mother needs to update the Marchusio
patterns and your intelligence chip digi Fedora scolded him. Sorry, tt,
that's not how that would work, replied Martucio, her beloved
clone nephew. Why, she asked, how do you know for
(09:28):
Dora Pride? Because while I am immature, I know, I
am aware of self. I am capable of learning, said Mertucio.
I have to learn maturity. So how do you wait?
Belted for door? I thought you learned at a high
speed pace. She said, No, I taken information at a
(09:51):
high speed pace, but even CPU takes time to update.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
Hmmm, he replied, so after.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
You input data, it takes you time to process the
information and learn it.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Replied for Dora, correct, Corey Morcucio. However, a quick way.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
For me to learn is by watching someone smart and
exceptionally well an example Trifle morqu Shiom.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
So I wonder, applied for Dora. I wonder what would
happen if we gave you an actual person to study?
Nephew said for Dora, mm oh, and who do you
have in mind?
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Aunt Pete? End of chapter seventeen. Process.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, over a long going strong. I like
that two. That's a nice let's started chapter.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
So yo, y'all, Like I said, the podcast the Monster
Squad is gonna start coming on at two thirties on Tuesdays,
all right, Monster Squad and then hopefully drellized fidy podcast
will stay coming on at six o'clock. So moving on
to uh chapter eighteen, Chapter two, Book two, Monster Squad.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
And we're gonna call.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
This one hours but yeah, this is the name of
this chapter is called hours or hold on No no, no, no,
it's not called hours. It's called Dragon Bubble. Dragon Bubble,
that's what the name of this chapter is called. It's
called Dragon Bubble.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
All right. So chapter.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Three in this story, that's what would be chapter three,
and book two, chapter eighteen, and the whole collective of
this book.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
All right, So we're gonna start like this. Meanwhile, after
Uncle Sonali, your host.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
It's another episode of my Yeah, yeah, another episode. Okay, y'all,
it's another episode coming to an end, he says into
the mic.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Stay tuned for Stronger than ever. Excuse me. At seven
point thirty.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
PM, has Max the Demon Rockets plays in the background,
son Ali stretches his tales. Ah Man, the music starts
to fade down. Looking around the studio for his new
(12:43):
tennis shoes Adidas way more comfortable than Nike. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
he gave to himself. Well, I guess they could have
been worse, he said, putting on his shoes tying them up.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
I woke up, lady and miss Fasuer.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
That sucks, man, And I even missed the hatget son
Ali said to himself, O MG, I can't wait till
December November twenty ninth.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
It's over with, I'll be off that contract.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
As he goes to his phone and taps the bego
at icon, let's see here, he notices an invite or
notification for many different people. Ah Lee baby streaming. Let
me see what's up. His Android screen flashes to the
(13:55):
to the living room of a beautiful Puerto Rican woman.
Ah mister moriotty, she shouted, you want a pk astareakan female.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Give me a looks, but I need a dragon bubble?
Can you do that? On the three chapter eighteen.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
Book to a Monster Squad, that was chapter three Dragon Bubble.
All right, y'all, All right, now, like I said, keep
in mind that this is the last, this is not
the last. This Tuesdays is the new day for the podcast.
All right, Tuesday is the new day for a Monster
Squad podcast, and it'll be on at two thirty to
(14:47):
thirty PM. My start a little earlier, but I appreciate
y'all for joining big up.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
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