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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
A little crypt and this is a script. I wanted
a quick against my enemies.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Yeah you see.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
You wanted to say, and then at little Raiser, but Apple,
get you from the wild.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
Hello everyone, what is up?

Speaker 1 (00:30):
I'm rob I am aiming.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
Mini falls back once again with the renegade masters power.
That's the crack, that is the crack. How you doing?

Speaker 1 (00:40):
And well, how are you?

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Magnificent? Magnificent feeding like middle aged lately a bit in
what way I was in getting us fitted for a
sou I've got a wedding coming up, And much to
my sugarn, I was in the you know, like some
places have white light, so like a yellow ee light,
I fucking gray as fucking white light. And I was like,

(01:03):
Jesus Christ, the salt and pepper is coming in by.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Yeah, that's a right. We're all a geting. You can
see my chin. Yeah, just getting a big grayer father time.
He won't take prisoners.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
But we're such a fucking Peter Pan weird ass group.
Because I was only talking to the lads in the
shop today, like and I was saying, like my first
christening that I've ever gone to as an adult was
like two weeks ago, and like none of my mets
really have kids. Yeah, and I've been to like one

(01:34):
when blank to me, this is how society is. No, no,
but like this is the thing is, like I think
it's only our specific little generation of like kids that
were maybe born in the eighties. Yeah, I think like
a lot of that, because like the lad I was
talking in the shop today was like, oh yeah, my
son was like twenty four, like all his mates now

(01:56):
were married.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Really yeah, yeah, we're.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
Probably last generation.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
Generation X kind of gave way to us, and then
they were already kind of half strong.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
They were too busy going around doing the X.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Well, they're coming up in the kind of hippie times. Yeah,
you know, at least their parents. There's some sort of
crossover there, so I guess they're countercultured by that, and
then they sort of stow all those or bestow all
those traits on us to certain ways, Like my dad
was a Marxist, your dad was a magician that, you know,

(02:30):
like they're like our our parents are And that's just
you and me, And I'm sure that extrapolates the.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
War definitely about our listeners. We're all spirits, yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
We're all but that's it. We'll probably all come up
in that. So for us to your point where Peter
Pan and we're we're sort of trying to make our
way and being.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
Like what why work?

Speaker 1 (02:50):
Why is work? There is work a thing?

Speaker 2 (02:54):
It's so normal to say, like in a way, it's
kind of weird and like there's something but it is
all it is. But like it's kind of normal now
to say like geriatric looking mass like with their first born.
Yeah Jesus Christ. Yeah, because like I puts in perspective
when I say that. Sometimes when I just say that imagery,
I'm like, that would have been a grandma back in

(03:15):
fifteen twenty years ago, Like yeah, we'll go.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Back to if we go back to Brazil, like there's
great grandmas who are like they're not even fifty, you know,
you know, because it's just like when you hit twenty,
you know, in a certain generation. So by the time
you're forty, your kid has had a kid, and you're
about to be a grandma. And over here most people
that i'd probably haven't evene of their first kids. Yes,

(03:39):
crazy or you know you're going to like fuck if
this is if this is going to happen, it better
happened now.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
Like you know, it's mad, it's just interesting, the same one.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
Yeah, but I do think, yeah, like the way that
culture has gone over the last few generations. I think
the newer generations some people say like they're they won't
talk to people and blah blah blah. But I don't
think that's the new generation. I think that's maybe the
millennials who are ten to fifty into twenty years younger
than us. I think the generation under them is probably
a bit more hardy.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
Yeah, maybe, well maybe, I don't know. We'll be looked
at as like soft gab shouts.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
Out yeahs, as we should, as we should be looked at.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
It's just a fucking dumb like it's funny.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
Because we shouldn't have houses like we we. I don't
know how we manage to like get houses and like
do stuff correctly because we don't deserve, like you know,
we haven't done it.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
Up for it, but use our listeners have done enough
for everything, and you just deserve everything everything. And so
we'd like to remind everyone before we get into this episode,
which we are answering our lovely Instagram listeners questions that
we are on Petron, If you'd like the sport. I
recorded a solo one day. Yeah, yeah, I talked about

(04:50):
plants because people could ask me about fucking plants. Yeah,
so I talked about them, and I talked about politics,
little plans and politics of a literation there. That's the
end of the episode, Plans and politics Genius broadcaster. So
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(05:14):
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Speaker 2 (05:33):
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Speaker 1 (05:47):
Ask.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
So we're on the questions from Instagram today. This is
a good one. If aliens decide who lives or who
eyes based on your browsing history, how do var.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
Or are we Erm, I don't imagine I'm adding too
much to society based on my browsing history.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
It depends what the aliens would want. Like my browsing
history isn't a wash with degenerate pornography or anything. But
I don't think I'm looking up at and that's vitally
important too much.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
Yeah, Like I think noise implying like how degenerate is
our feet that would have get us killed. Basically, I think.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
If I think if the Aliens were like right wing,
then I might be No, I'm not. I'm not a lefty. No,
I wouldn't be a communist. I do believe that when
we get the universal income, immunism will finally work. A
purple haired tiss Man Man, purple haired Fanny Man, You know,

(06:56):
I don't. I think I tried to keep I tried
to keep as open as I can in terms of listen.
So I've tried to listen to both sides and come
up with what's reasonable. But I don't think I add
much in terms of what I look at online? Do
you know what I mean? I'm not like figuring things out.
I'm just left with more questions for the most part.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
Yeah, the aliens. Mine's probably fairly typical. I'd imagine, you know,
like there's a bit of degeneracy and too crazy like
oh look more y, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
Well don't they reckon? Like sixty percent of the Internet
is just Tit's so yeah, that's a lot of Internet
that's dedicated to just fanny and tits.

Speaker 2 (07:35):
Yeah, well that's a bit bizarre.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
But like do you think the problem is It's like
if they didn't put so much porn on, we'd still
just look at that porn, you know what I mean,
Like you don't but like that we don't need to
have billions of different porn videos, like you don't the
amount of porn. But do you wonder, like how can
people make money? Like how how does the I was

(08:00):
curious about how that engine even.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
Yeah, no, I have thought about that from time to time,
all right, that like like okay, so I said tomorrow,
I'm going to be a porn baron and I'm gonna
go off and I'm gonna write people and make money.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
Right if only twurst.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
That's exactly it. Like that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
It's like that there's got to be someone who is
an OnlyFans model who's literally making twelve of your own
a month or something. Yeah, like that's that's really grim.
Do you know what I mean? Like, because that's what
your brother, Well, this is what I mean. But we're
doing say with the podcast, like the podcast makes a
very small amount of money. Yeah, give us more money,

(08:42):
make much money, but you know what I mean? Like,
but like I wouldn't I would not actually I wouldn't
be fiddling with my exactly.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
Yeah, you're dead right. I suppose you know, you have
to get your feet wet somehow, and they also have
to start somehow. Well, this is it, and that's probably
their logic is like oh no, they're they're right, like
because but you should really like if I'm going to
offer advice now I'm now an only fans you're e pimp. Yeah,

(09:11):
so watch the first it was, if you're in any
way attractive, is you actually build up a following on
Instagram or something around your attractiveness? That makes sense, And
then when you are fans, you can't just be jumping
in like you might.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
If you're going to do it that way, then you
may as well start. Yeah, yeah, hell to my feet.
And I know and someone in his family is in
only fans.

Speaker 2 (09:42):
Likewise, yeah, and likewise he just said.

Speaker 1 (09:45):
To me like, oh, yeah, it's a bit of a
weird thing, Like but I mean they seem to be
making money office.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
Look, do you know what I mean? At the end
of the day, I think the old logic of like
we came up at a time where there was this
sort of notion of like permanency, And to be fair,
there raise a bit of permanency there where like people
are like, oh, be very careful about how you put
yourself out there, do you know what I mean? It
might come back to byrds. That is partially true, yeah, partially,

(10:10):
But also I don't think it's as true as people
want to believe.

Speaker 1 (10:14):
That's a bit depends what you're gonna.

Speaker 2 (10:16):
Get exactly if you're born, if you want to be.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
Parent teachers exactly, and you're out there getting fourball, like.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
It's not that happened recently. There was like I'd say,
it's happened loads. There's some politicians and there's and she
was like that the.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
One who did a handstand and some put his dick
in her mouth. I saw someone sent me a video
of that, and I wasn't sure if it was America
or Canada.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
Aware it was someone I can't remember, but basically she
had a lot of sex steps and they're all put
out there and stuff, and that was what it was.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
Yeah, but you know, it's funny because like there is
something about it. But then at the same time, like,
look at the stuff that we know about that isn't sex.
Like we're very pure and about sex, Like big deal
if someone's if people are filming themselves having sex one
out there, Yeah, like wouldn't be for me, that's right, Yeah,
for sure, I feel the same way. But we have
a big thing about that. Whereas you can say Thailand

(11:08):
all gives people a lot, they're like, it's still the president,
you know, not that you could like get removed from that,
but it's just baseless claims. It's funny the things that
we vilify and we prevent you from doing something because
of and then the other things that are kind of
like populist garbage that we just allow. I mean, and

(11:28):
I think we do to an extent, have to allow
that because the wrong thing to do is to censor
people based on really stupid opinions. So then you kind
of wonder like if we were just cooler about sex.
I'm sure there's certain cultures where they don't give a
fuck if there's videos you have in sex, they're like, yeah,
that's your own.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
Apparently, once upon a time, even like in sort of
Western culture, I think it was a lot more sort
of just lack of days ago. I think it was
actually expected of a man to be having rides all
the time, like with lots of people. It's just kind
of like ah, like that. The concept of cheating was
very different. It was like he's just sure, you know
what I don't. I don't s yeah, you know what

(12:04):
I mean. I think now it's like Cardinal saying. You're
like it should be because it's a betrayal of someone,
for sure, But it is like now it's like the
ultimate fucking anime betrayal. Do you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (12:16):
You're fucking yeah, yeah, he did this thing.

Speaker 2 (12:21):
But back then I was like, Astra, you know that
men do.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
Be It's funny, isn't it, because we're like that. But
then we also in a time of like therapy and
sort of self help stuff where when you talk like
I remember listening to some show and it was basically
what you're saying someone had found that their affairs or something.
The parent was I think just a regular sort of
you know, heterosexual affairs. Now there's that wrong with the

(12:46):
homosexual affair or whatever. But the therapist was just saying,
they said, look, they recognize that human part, like a
flawed human. It's it's sort of even though we all
agree the cheating is not a good thing, we do
understand it because you can understand that drive to a
certain extent. And they were saying, if you can, like
if you're if if your partner isn't just a fucking

(13:06):
psychopath who doesn't care about you, if they make a mistake,
they do whatever, you can create the relationship and make
it stronger than it was before with the kind of
new paradigm because we recognize that ininus. But then there's
the opposite way, where like your man is out there
raw righting everybody and bringing potentially bringing home problems to you.
Like that's fucking yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:31):
So Aliens then best on our starch history.

Speaker 1 (13:34):
Yeah, like Jesus Christ. Yeah, I didn't even remember that question.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
That's why I was fine. Imagine as you were talking,
I just I just remembered.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
I was like, oh, yes, I thought we were just
talking about only no.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
No, yeah, my stategy is rand enough, like but listen,
it's one of these things I always wonder about. This
is like people that are like super religious and think
that there's angels up there they're looking down on us.
When put to make the offer house what's going on.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
There, they say, there's un disappointed. This is what I'm saying,
like how many times though.

Speaker 2 (14:09):
And then it's all like you're like if you believe
that they can have a present, Like even just said
like I'm banging the missus like and you know my
grandad's up there looking down like yeah I do.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
Yeah, I don't know if that I don't know if
they watch us like that in a kind of voyeuristic way,
because then even just to be bored out of your mind,
like imagine just watching me watch the TV.

Speaker 2 (14:30):
That'll be class. But that's your best describing goggle Box,
and like lots of people.

Speaker 1 (14:35):
Are interacting with a thing, whereas me watching TV is
just me Troe sitting down and watching TV. Maybe the
cast is with me and then he's gone and that's it.
Like like if you're.

Speaker 2 (14:44):
Watching that's fast to watch dogs. You can't throw that
up and heaven.

Speaker 1 (14:48):
What can you do up there? Then that must be garbage.

Speaker 2 (14:51):
You're kind of be sereal and you just kind of
zoom around having the crack Rheese Thompson I Foe asks, Hey, guys,
what are your thoughts on three eye for slash Atlas?

Speaker 1 (15:07):
Do you know know that that's the giant comment that
they think is the asteroid that they think is an
alien ship?

Speaker 2 (15:14):
I we we kind of talked about this before.

Speaker 1 (15:18):
It's so it's looping around, isn't it? And it's going
to come in like isn't it going around behind the
Sun and then it will sort of make its way.

Speaker 2 (15:25):
It follows an unbound hyperbolic trajectory past the Sun with
the very fast hyperbolic excess velocity.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
So so people are saying it's potentially aliens. Now, your friend,
the hairdresser Jeremy Corbell has said that they're going to
tell us that this is Barbara Corbell, Barbara Corbell. But
he said that they're going to tell us that this
is what is it non terrestrial non terrestrial entity or

(15:58):
whatever or entities, but it's not. He said that there's
no how much how much stock you want to place
in that to me, I'd say, it's probably just something
floating around in space, but I haven't looked super probably
it was like what was it Aurora Bora or Aurora
Aurora or something that was similar one to this where

(16:20):
they were saying it was a giant asteroid that basically
they thought could be a ship or whatever that was
that was Aurora Aura. This is the decline of my
floppy brain.

Speaker 2 (16:40):
Man name.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
But no, so yeah, I'm I'm see if you look
at the amount of stuff as well, with the actual
videos that are coming out of you know, weird craft
that we can't we can't really account for, they seem
a lot more bizarre than this asteroid that's floating through
But again I don't know enough about it. I know
they're saying the trajectory is this and that. But also
when lads are looking at asteroids going around the back

(17:07):
of the sun, sometimes they go like, are they sure
all their mats are one hundred percent correct?

Speaker 2 (17:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (17:11):
And shouldn't we be way more worried about this? Or
is it possible that there's just an asteroid that's going
a bit quicker than you espectually when you look at
the images that they think it looks like it looks
like a big fucking asteroid. Doesn't look like a cool spaceship.

Speaker 2 (17:25):
There's a thing there they can Trumper or one of
the senior officials in America, and I called in all
of the like world military leaders.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
Oh yeah, but he's just a spa.

Speaker 2 (17:38):
So like, no, it was apparently Russia. I reckon, They reckon,
they're at it. Yeah, well they think it's in relation
now the fact that today the news come out that
basically the White House is kind of green that Ukraine
to strike inside Russia with missiles. Saw, well, that's probably
what it's about to.

Speaker 1 (17:57):
Be their Russia in terms of what they were doing
with hold and all the rest of it, Like they've
been acting the maggot and habitual habitual lines steppers. But
to be fair, it's about time that like just stop
doing that, Like like it's really not upsetting, but it's
really strange when China are being the most reasonable country

(18:18):
and like if you look at the U n thing
your man's wedged about the escalator that like and China
are like, we can all work together, it can be
win win for everyone. We'll all just make our economies good.
And you're like, yeah, that sounds way better than the
other garbage everyone's talking about.

Speaker 2 (18:33):
Yeah, oh yeah, got cha. But i'd like, I mean,
I don't I don't even know why your war in
Ukrain happened. Russia has its own reasons, and I don't
believe those reasons really, So then you have to wonder,
like what war? What is the actual reason? To be

(18:53):
honest with you, like, I mean, nothing has worked that Like.

Speaker 1 (18:57):
You're like, imagine, but imagine.

Speaker 2 (18:59):
Like probably a land grab like Ukraine as the basket
or basically even the operation.

Speaker 1 (19:05):
Think think of the amount of people that you are
okay with dying in order for what Because what does
he think that NATO is going to creep into Russia
and take more? Like what's that?

Speaker 2 (19:16):
That's the that was that was the reason?

Speaker 1 (19:19):
But what what is he gonna What are they going
to take?

Speaker 2 (19:22):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (19:23):
Like, are some of those countries that are on the fringe?
Do they not want to be? Also?

Speaker 2 (19:28):
Surely like if Netal wanted to approach like were just
immediate they went to war with Russia.

Speaker 1 (19:35):
Exactly, they have a fantastic reason to just oh yeah,
let's suck these lads up. They're not like, so then
you go like how effective is NATO. Also, I do
wonder about this. Putin is quite old now right probably
I don't know how many years he has left. But
at a certain point, at that age, especially if you
don't give a fuck about anybody else, they just are going,
I'm just going to start.

Speaker 2 (19:55):
Doing probably for like legacy.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
Probably you can on legacy. And that does make you
a bit worried when you start thinking about nuclear codes.
If a fellow just doesn't give a ship like but
I imagine I'd say he's under serious pressure in his
country because that you cannot think economy is in bits.
I'm sure the oligarchs are all mad and.

Speaker 2 (20:15):
Yeah, you know, Kevo asks Kevo. It's just a couple
of a couple of yeah, a couple of expert heads.
In this episode, it says if you and Emon had
to live together, how long would have lasted it would
leave first depends on the era. I think that would
probably be all right.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
But I think we would have been more alright than
most other people. Yeah, because we get each other.

Speaker 2 (20:37):
Yeah. I think a lot of time friction comes from
different appausing life, like if lifestyle is like I remember,
you know, you remember when you're taking Kevil. Remember Simon,
for I've probably lived in did the kevl at some
point in time, limber Simon's house. There's a bunch of magic,
there's a bunch of madicons living in the fucking house.
You want to talk about. That was like a stress

(20:59):
test for bananas. I was down there a few times.
I had a great time every time I was down there.

Speaker 1 (21:05):
I couldn't have lived there, but like I did have
fun every time I was down there.

Speaker 2 (21:09):
But that kind of scenario is like, yeah, I watch
you up against most No, I think I think to
be fair me and like I have a mad of mine.
And we said when we were young, we were like
if we lived together, we'd be are both of our
mutual destructions. We'd like literally we play off our bad
threads and we just end up like fucking drink and
all the time. Something that was just funny because I'm
not a big drinker. But yourself, for myself, I would

(21:31):
be all right.

Speaker 1 (21:31):
I think we'd be all right. I think we have
the good kind of like close together close like we'd
probably like we're I'm not the kind of lad who
would be like, how come you're not? Yeah, In fact,
I sometimes suspect I'd be better off just living alone.
Like I don't get me wrong, I love living with
my wife, and I'm kind of I'm contractually obligated to

(21:53):
do that for a long time. But even when I'm alone,
like I think it was during COVID, maybe I like
living with my folks when I was there for the year,
so but I it was more so like I almost
lived in a granny flat even though I was just
in a room in the house. Yeah, totally independent, happy
to do my own thing, nice to say hi, I'd

(22:13):
make the dinner. There was like equity in terms of
what was you know, what people were doing and contributing to.
But I like being alone, Like, but I like also
being around people, but like not on my terms, but
like I like being around people. I'm happy to help
out and I'll take all my share of what I
need to do. But I also am someone who really
likes to just have his own space as well.

Speaker 2 (22:34):
Likewise like yeah, I think, yeah, no, I've often thought
that i'd actually struggle to live with anyone. Really that's good.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
It's something about like that's a romantic thing and it's
almost like if there wasn't an expectation to get married
or be with a member of you know, the absence
sex are the same sex, depending on your persuasion. You
don't know that I would do it if it wasn't
a dumb thing.

Speaker 2 (23:02):
Yeah, like if you were to remove say like the
pattern norms and the way things work, and and you
were just kind of if you were, even if you're
a sexually, you'd probably just be happy to be on
your own.

Speaker 1 (23:14):
Well, I think if I was sexual, I'd still like
the idea of people being around, but not actually around.
It's like living in an apartment block, but you have
your apartment, but there are folks in the big block,
if that makes sense.

Speaker 2 (23:26):
Yeah, I got used like when I was a kid.
I remember like thinking about it earlier actually, like just
feeling kind of like I'd get some kind of sensation
come over for me when I was on me on
like Deadly No Class. Yeah, like I was always like that.
I remember, like it was this is where someone said
were on the title, and you know, well.

Speaker 1 (23:46):
Yeah, look my MoU was on Oh the headache. Time
for another title now, Oh, mister bond, And the drink
you've been drinking is full of time.

Speaker 2 (23:57):
Now you have a.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
Yeah, like like it's but no.

Speaker 2 (24:02):
I used to always like that, like like even just
but just naturally, like like even in the presence of
other people, I'd be like, yeah, yeah, that's cool, watch on. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:12):
I remember like going home and just like putting on
a movie by myself. I mean, like this is something
lot better, lot better. I always liked hanging out with people,
but even like if I'd just be in a room
by myself, comfortable, like I didn't really get bored. Like
video games were a big thing as a kid. I
would love just renting a video game and staying by
myself playing the video game. Not like and since I

(24:35):
was I love that and just here's my cool thing
that I'm doing. It's just me and then it was
fun like when you had friends when you were a kid.
But I reverted back to when I was like maybe sixteen,
I would just go and rent out some games movies,
and I'd love to. I used to like renting out
weird movies that I hadn't heard of, just watching them
by myself.

Speaker 2 (24:54):
Yeah it's to buy to fucking make it, make some
my shit fucking tree or or come for.

Speaker 1 (25:01):
And it was like your own little fun things we.

Speaker 2 (25:04):
Weren't doing it for anyone who was not social media.
You weren't upload it was that's naturally. Naturally, I am
fucking more weird social media, probably maybe less weird and
so weird.

Speaker 1 (25:15):
Now you actually care about what they're like.

Speaker 2 (25:17):
Yeah, but like back then, I'd be fucking going down
to Mega Mix and mind fucking three fucking shitty ass
Kung Fu Chinese DVDs, super fun and bring them home
and that would be that.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
My Portuguese shooter, who I need to get back in
touch with them Monther too, now pick up the lessons again.
But he was telling me that even as a kid,
when he was in grew up in Brazil, he used
to he used to like look at the newspapers, the
guy you'd have got to be on and he would
like go asleep at eight o'clock, get up at two o'clock,
watch the movies, and he's reel into movies, like you know,

(25:50):
all tour directors and all this sort of stuff, real
film buff. But he would like organize his sleep around movies.
And so now he just organizes his life around like
these very yes. Yeah, well look around the fearce headaches
and they were pregnant you know the only medication that

(26:11):
you can take when you're pregnant.

Speaker 2 (26:15):
Yeah, take that away from the women. Ugg bitch is
in pain. It's time to suffer more.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
Yeah, way, there's no scientific evidence to back this up.

Speaker 2 (26:27):
You can't have no abortions of that either.

Speaker 1 (26:29):
Maybe he's right, Like, what if it turns out that
like they do like this mad So.

Speaker 2 (26:36):
No, it's it's I think it's it's fairly well established.
I've read over the year, is fairly decent paperwork that
there's a couple of things that have decent ties to it,
but there's also a lot of came moor ability. So
it's very tricky. So like one of the things that's
most obvious, and like it's an easy one for everyone.

(26:56):
Everyone's older having kids, So when you're when you're past thirty,
the risk of you having an autistic side as way higher. Right,
So that's the first thing. The other thing is I'm
fairly sure there's decent links with SSR I use and.

Speaker 1 (27:11):
Like if you're honest, yeah, when you're pregnant ship and yeah,
when pregnant.

Speaker 2 (27:16):
Now, the flip side of that is what you can
say to that is you can say, well, people who
genetically have autism or other neuro diversions are more likely
to be on medication for that, so.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
That genetic component rather than rather.

Speaker 2 (27:33):
Than so it's not really accurate, but that's that's so,
that's the same as the title. It's like everyone texts tighter,
not right.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
Yeah, So if the relation doesn't mean exactly yeah exactly
gets you no for sure. And it seems like there
was some stuff they'd said about particular vaccines or over vaccination,
and they're saying, man, maybe there's something there. I think
what most people were shocked by was that the thing
that he that they came out and said was effectively
like you're like, oh no, this is like dumb, Like

(28:03):
this doesn't unless we're being totally lied to and there's
a but as again, as far as I've hired and
I looked into it, there's no there's nothing there to
suggest that.

Speaker 2 (28:12):
Well, there's probably some like it's a link probably that
can be found in anything where it's like like I
know that in America they don't use parasitamode as much
as we use it here, Like like Thailand is not
yeah yeah, Thailand over there I think is a bit
more controlled. I think Okay. Now I may be wrong
on that, so don't quant me. But my understanding was

(28:33):
always that European countries in general were more into using
parasita mall.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
Probably because it doesn't give you a buzz, like there's
not do you know what I mean? Like like they're
they're taking fucking opiate base for U give me my
Chinese fal you know, whereas like we're and to be
fair to Europe as well, E'repe, you know. Yes, it's
not like Europe has its own problems or whatever. But
when it comes to kind of nutrition and health based advice.

Speaker 2 (29:04):
About Swede Scandinavian, they're all half.

Speaker 1 (29:08):
People just turning at like maybe the other part is
like if you fucking have a kid and second as
a nation, But maybe that brain rot of just having
a fucking smartphone and being like two months old, maybe
that contributes to your brain being all.

Speaker 2 (29:25):
Fun, don't you kind of autistic though, but.

Speaker 1 (29:27):
They act autistic. They've been acting autistic since the time.
Look in Japan, as you said before, whole act like
so like is there I'm curious if there's any because
people say no, you're born and bla, but there must
be some sort of environmental factors that weigh in from
an early age.

Speaker 2 (29:44):
Just cool the ship fucking conspiracy theory for you by
crypt a crypt so I know a also that right
has these crack pack conspiracy theories that after the bombs

(30:04):
were dropped on Japan, Right, the radiation met everyone in
Japan's smarter and that's why they were able to build
like fucking Neo Tokyo. But also then all the radiation waves,
the wind, where did they go? Where's the closest spot
Silicon Valley in America? That's where all the brains and
the geniuses are in America. Probably it's the new killer.

(30:27):
It's the nuclear proliferation.

Speaker 1 (30:30):
By a spider that went through a gallery. He can
stick to walls.

Speaker 2 (30:36):
But no, he's probably right. Like, you know though, it
seems geniuses Japan is utopian.

Speaker 1 (30:46):
You know well speaking of people not having children, Yeah, yeah,
that's going to be a big problem for Japan.

Speaker 2 (30:52):
Japan. Like it's hilarious because they said there was facts
over there, and it's like widespread. Like I was reading
an anecdote the other day where they're mad for facts,
you're mad horny for and like someone like someone said
to them, oh, they were trying to make a reservation

(31:12):
at the restaurant on the phone in your mouths like,
oh yeah, just sending the facts to the restaurant and
your mouths.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
Like the facts.

Speaker 2 (31:20):
I was like, can I not just email you? And
like you said that, there was a real long pause
on the phoneument oh yeah, and email'll suffice. So like
they're totally like facts is totally embedded still in Japan.
But that's probably why like lads working thirty nowadays is
like there's like four hours on.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
A fax machine and how do you even catter? So
do you have to take about to take a picture
of your facts to put it to like put it
into the cloud to keep a record of it. If
you're at like an office job.

Speaker 2 (31:48):
It don't make sense. Like when you think about Japan's
work hours, it doesn't really make sense because you're like
a country of its huge size of population. Yeah, and
they're all working like thirteen hour days. What the fuck
are They've proven that they do hardly. So basically there's something.
There was something about the big.

Speaker 1 (32:05):
Drive to rebuild Japan after the bombs, and then what
would up happened was it was a cultural thing to
leave work before you're bosted you got to remember offices
are really only starting to come up in this period
like and really overtake in terms of the you know,
the most populous place to work where most people are working,
so that that culture exists and it's just a real

(32:27):
like antiquated idea. So lads will be asleep at their
desk and they go, oh, that's class. You Also, apparently
it's really hard to fire people in Japan probably so
like you're working thirteen hour days, you're probably only working
seven hours, but the rest of it is just cock.

Speaker 2 (32:42):
It's stupid, Like it's really stupid.

Speaker 1 (32:45):
But their resistance to change as well.

Speaker 2 (32:49):
Oh yeah, that this is a waste of time Japan.
If you actually track Japanese companies and decisions to make
your like, oh, you're fucking stupid, and like the video
game companies and like all of the like that's where
I'd be exposed, some of the video game companies and
things like that, and like some of the decisions that
these contrect and you're like, what the fuck is going

(33:11):
on here? It's totally out to touch it, like yeah,
and you're just kind of saying, like.

Speaker 1 (33:16):
I think there's some sort of hierarchy where like if
you as the head or not even the head, but
if you're in a position to control and you're like, oh, yeah,
we're just going to release last Planet Tree, you know,
and it's going to be like years of war and
rather than them being like, I don't know, but what
we're actually making and what we're known for making is
class and we don't have to ape the Americans, like
we just do our own stuff, which is what Japan

(33:38):
is coming back for now, right. But I think there's
something about that with with honor and you can't eat,
like even if your boss asks you out for drinks, you.

Speaker 2 (33:45):
Just have to go. There's yeah, there's a lot of
weird stuff like that when you kind of put it
against like American ways and how the Americans a market
and put things out like the Americans are way better
at it, and you're like, why it's a ward untouched
like out of touch thing with Japan. They're just like
they don't want to listen to like anyone's ideas or

(34:08):
inputs if it's not from Japan, I think, and they're
just like, yeah, I know what we're doing. You know.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
It could if you think about all the countries that
have a complete lack of immigration into the Yeah. Oh yeah,
so it could be a total lack of diversity, because
then if you have the same people constantly working in
these in these places, they're just going to have the
same ideas. It's like you need someone to come with
an outside perspective that you sort of respect on the
same level and go, okay, yeah that makes sense. And
I think that's what's been a real boon to a

(34:34):
lot of Western societies. We've taken various things from various
different people have come here and we've kind of implemented it,
and you have that diverse idea of thought, which hopefully
just you know, as long as you're doing that in
tandem with improving processes and blah blah blah blah blah
and being reasonable and rational and making clever decisions. So yeah,

(34:54):
maybe it's something like that as well.

Speaker 2 (34:56):
Yeah. Apparently really far behind on things like software and
stuff in Japan.

Speaker 1 (34:59):
Which is because you would imagine that they'd.

Speaker 2 (35:02):
Be like, yeas are really far behind apparently. But the
Bimmer Fandan Asks finale of Alien Art thoughts.

Speaker 1 (35:12):
Watched it last week.

Speaker 2 (35:13):
I watched the Jesse Must Have Horse stuff.

Speaker 1 (35:15):
Yeah, I watched like three episodes in a day or something,
the busiest man in Ireland. In Ireland, Yeah, I wasn't
busy that day. No. I watched two episodes and then
I think watched them and you were working.

Speaker 2 (35:27):
Be honest, I didn't.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
I wish I could watch them. I was working, Jesus.
I barely watched my own laptop screen and working on
so much stuff flashing on me.

Speaker 2 (35:37):
Well, I didn't watch it yet, but because I have
a fit, right, can I just say I haven't watched it.
I have a feeling I won't like the finale. That's
how I feel at the minute. I can tell me.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
You've hit upon someone. Okay, No, I didn't think it was.
I still don't understand how she's able to talk to
the aliens, but that's either here nor there.

Speaker 2 (36:01):
Man.

Speaker 1 (36:02):
Yeah, chatchy, it's it's good. It's good. I think when
you gave it a seven out of ten before, and
I think that's probably a fair score. I quite enjoyed it.
It feels like it could have been like a comic book.
Like I feel like if I was reading the comic
book of It true, this might have been one of
the stories.

Speaker 2 (36:20):
In it true.

Speaker 1 (36:21):
And I think the premise is pretty good. And I
think that the way they have like the different sort
of yell them all androids and all the factions, and
you know, you have the hybrids, you have the cyborgs,
and you have the synse, and I think it does
all that pretty good. Yeah, it's good.

Speaker 2 (36:39):
It's good.

Speaker 1 (36:40):
It's not amazing, but it's good. I thought the last like,
basically the children hybrids, do you remind me telling you?
Or it's basically like they get into a kind of
like we're the fucking tough ones. You can hear when
she's just about to say, is like, for so long

(37:00):
we've been afraid of them, and you're like, don't fucking
but it's them that should have been afraid. And it
goes down that path and they sort of liberate themselves
at the end of it, like the big xenomore for
actually now them talking about I'm like.

Speaker 3 (37:16):
Actually it fuckings, Actually that fucking TV show dick, Yeah,
I'm thinking about it.

Speaker 2 (37:27):
I was like, actually she has a petty and morph
does she Basically.

Speaker 1 (37:32):
She starts talking, Yeah, that's sucking dumb.

Speaker 2 (37:36):
They just give made like a ten episode fucking blew
out the Jurassic part plotlinely.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
Yeah, so she she like she tells me alien to
play hide and seek, and and then so and it
doesn't even It's like, but why yeah? And then your
man's like and I don't even understand. I thought the
xenomorphs just they just like we were like natural predator
is like, whereas in this man's like, oh, they eat us,

(38:03):
and when I'm like, they're not eating you, though, what
the fuck? And then there's friends with the other one,
but you're like, but why is he even being friends
with her? Like what's the point? Because she's able to
talk to it. So if you can click properly, the
Xeno Mars will just leave you as I'm sorry, as
I'm revisiting, I'm getting fucking head up. Yeah, no, like, look,

(38:25):
it wasn't bad all things considered, like it looked quite well.
I love the fact that they ended each episode with
like a sort of an iconic rock song, which but yeah,
that last scene, I'm just I'm looking at the image
where the big xenomore from the Baby's anymore. We're both
hanging on the age of then like the corner of
this cage where all the lads are like they're now imprisoned.

(38:47):
Fucking boy Caspian or whatever the fuck his name is.
They're like weird one, it's weird fucking cool's. But it
was good. To be fair, I'm being nip like I'm
being a bit shiitty. It was good. It was put
together well it.

Speaker 2 (39:07):
Is trying to it's dog whistle and the title and
all crowd is not and all that, like all these
you're going to listen to us.

Speaker 3 (39:16):
We fucking we fucking we're not verbal too, we fucking
we can't tell your laces, but we're really good to
Matt's too, like fucking.

Speaker 4 (39:26):
Those Yeah, I'm man, I think it is like I
think it didn't like ostensibly get into like you know,
here's the s org that fucking identifies as whatever.

Speaker 2 (39:40):
Panders to that. I think though I think it is
a bit. Maybe it was a bit that way to
be honest.

Speaker 1 (39:46):
Maybe, but I think I think it did in a
way which maybe was was It wasn't.

Speaker 2 (39:50):
Taking but it is season Oh yes, be like that.

Speaker 1 (39:59):
Like sexual and of the xenomore, all the.

Speaker 2 (40:02):
Little fucking little fucking teenage cyborgs whatever, they're all going
to start discovering sexuality, Like that's going to be part
of it.

Speaker 1 (40:10):
Is it is there a weird one where like the
kind of most child. He's like the black guy shirt,
but he starts giving people adult hugs and you got
the impression. I think he's like he's uncovering homosexuality, which again,
is probably a good storyline to have. To be fair,

(40:31):
I probably would have preferred that to hide and see
Cord the Xenomore is like your little pet assassin. That's
just saying because I think that's a good thing to have.

Speaker 2 (40:40):
Like it's I'm not watching the last episode. He should,
he should.

Speaker 1 (40:44):
I've done a bit of a disservice and I think
I've just started mounting off. I'm not watching, but I'm
not telling about what I liked about it.

Speaker 2 (40:51):
I'm not watching that thematography, that fucking edding cavan whatever
was called. When Michael Fassbender whistled to the alien whatever
it starts dancing on the table, that was it. Then
I was gone, that was it? Then a jacky wake up.
It's like, but we go balance makes sense because it happens, Yeah,

(41:14):
but it's still but it makes sense like it is
but like but then it does.

Speaker 1 (41:19):
Yeah, that's the other thing, like a well yeah.

Speaker 2 (41:22):
But even in Jurassic Park three, like that was tasteful
because he had this little yeah, and it didn't like
he didn't aspect.

Speaker 1 (41:33):
Three started Jurassic that have come out since then, the
best didn't.

Speaker 2 (41:40):
Started like break dancing, because he pulled up his whistle
from rending. They just went okay, like we don't know
what he's doing when her.

Speaker 1 (41:47):
But meant as an animal, yeah.

Speaker 2 (41:51):
Yeah, yeah yeah, whereas like in all these new films,
like every single kind of films, like he's tame.

Speaker 1 (41:57):
There's no but think of it. May original idea for
Jurassic Park that the what the fourth one or whatever
it is, was to have like dinosaur human hybrid.

Speaker 2 (42:09):
Soldiers, that would have been better because well if they
went fully mutant and like it was like a horror film.
Yeah maybe, like like the the idea of Jurassic Park
is kind of supposed to be that, like it supposed
to be a bit mental horror ish kind of ship.

Speaker 1 (42:24):
Like you did you like Rebirth? I remember your knew one?

Speaker 2 (42:29):
Yeah no, I didn't say. We talked about this every week,
I think Carlia Hanson on yeah no, I haven't, yea
I have you were given out about her saying that
bet media, I was joking. I expired.

Speaker 1 (42:49):
I'm just joking. I'm just joking. Don't you say anything.

Speaker 2 (42:52):
About Angelian Reid writes saying, what was the scariest thing,
goold spirit monster of researched and pray. Isn't real research
scariest thing? That's good speaking as were my dogs down

(43:15):
in the hole because of the cat.

Speaker 1 (43:17):
Makes me reminisce of the dog. Dog man freaks me
out a bit. Yeah, I'm trying to think.

Speaker 2 (43:25):
The dog's gonna get these hands. Now it's the cat.
The cat's fucking bugs the port out, the dog out,
she's a little have these. I send her the right
The cat she comes up, jumps up onto the couch
where the dog was sleeping, attacks the dog. The dog
jumps off the couch, and then the cat gets in
the bed and lies down where the dog was. So
I just whacked the cat off the couch.

Speaker 1 (43:46):
And never see those cats when you hit the other
cats and then quickly like act like they didn't.

Speaker 2 (43:52):
Let's look too far.

Speaker 1 (43:54):
You know that compared to dogs, cats are more evil.
Yeah you know, and so back to back to cryptids.

Speaker 2 (44:02):
Serious thing, Spirit monster, thank you for search and praise and.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
Real dog man freaks me out a yeah, I think
it's because I listened to a lot of the dog
Man Radio and the encounters like it seems more like
a demonic kind of an entity. I think demon shit
freaks me out most because demon shit is like that
seems very That's the word I'm looking for. Omnipotent. It's everywhere,

(44:32):
it's always around you, knows everything about you, and it
does not have your best interests at heart. The thing
the other day I was listening to when it was
about possession and it was about associate of identity disorder
or multiple to be multiple personality, and I just think, like,
you're probably aware of the not sub personalities that exist

(44:53):
in here, but the party that are in conflict or
that are like that feel like different, you know, sub
servers of your own mind, if that makes sense. And
I think about that and possession and demons and all
that sort of stuff. I think that freaks me out.

Speaker 2 (45:08):
That's not scared of me.

Speaker 1 (45:09):
But but if something did scary like that love Past.

Speaker 2 (45:13):
Or something like that, which funny enough, we haven't done
an episode and I don't.

Speaker 1 (45:16):
Think but no we did past less successful because yeah,
I can't even remember.

Speaker 2 (45:21):
Name, but that kind of thing is probably it is
it the mystery.

Speaker 1 (45:25):
Is it because you like hiking maybe and it's I
think no.

Speaker 2 (45:28):
I think it's like anything like that where it's like
we found a lot of humans in fucking weird misadventure. Yeah,
I like that. I think that's scary.

Speaker 1 (45:36):
Yeah, I think that is scary. I think it is
scary because we've all been in situation where we've gone
camping or have done this, or we don't have done whatever.
The idea of something like that that potentially is, let's
not even supernatural, but like something weird happens that you're
not expecting to happen. That's kind of scary, right, you know.
I think there's something in.

Speaker 2 (45:56):
That alcohol deuce, right saying is everything okay with order?
Does he still make podcasts? That's how I found you guys. Yeah,
I haven't talked about it on a while, but he's
all right, Like, yeah.

Speaker 1 (46:07):
Last time I spoke to him. We usually catch up
like twice a year. Yeah, he's been I mean various
groups with him constantly. Yeah, he seems fine. I think, yeah, dude,
he he just I don't know. I don't want to
speak for he has his family, he's looking after, you know,
taking care of his his his partner and his kid,

(46:28):
and I think that maybe maybe he's just happy doing
what he's doing.

Speaker 2 (46:32):
Yeah, that's kind of it, you know, I think again, Yeah,
not to speak for him, but yeah, he's never expressed
this to me, but maybe just if I was talking
out objectively, he's kind of done a lot and maybe he,
I mean, to be fair, he did something like seven
years of podcast and there maybe he just again I
don't know, maybe he just feels like, I'll take some

(46:53):
time off. There's no pressure on me to return, and
that's that's a thing. Another thing if you're self employed
content quote unquote content creator is motivation. I mean, maybe
he just doesn't have the motivation to do what he
once did. Because again, this is just me looking at
it objectively, but the landscape in terms of conspiracy theory,

(47:15):
how they're interpreted, and everything about them has changed dramatically
since cordoff Our started those conspiracy guys, and I do
wonder subconsciously as their little thing with him where he's.

Speaker 1 (47:26):
Like, like, you know about what you're contributing to exactly
it's conspiracy and generally, no, I don't think.

Speaker 2 (47:33):
That he necessarily, but if I was to kind of
look at it objectively. That's probably kind of what I
would think is one of those things maybe, but it's
hard to all. But yeah, he's alive and as well.
Saw that's the two things. He actually messaged me a
while agother as well.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
And we yeah, like I don't think either of us
we don't know for sure, so we we earned at
liberty to say and we don't have well, you know,
all I will say is, last time I've talked to him,
he's been in good form. So I go to talk
to him just over like we had a long conversation,
like I think it was three hours on the phone together,

(48:10):
maybe six months ago. Yeah, maybe slightly more than that.
But yeah, well usually that twice a year because Gordo's
up in totally diffcet country so rather so, Yeah, we
don't get to hang out as much, but I think
I have a feeling we're going to see him later
this year.

Speaker 2 (48:26):
One hundred men versus one metaphysical big Foot? Jay basks
fight till the death, who wins?

Speaker 1 (48:30):
Met a physical Bigfoot can't be stopped? Make it a
thousand men?

Speaker 2 (48:34):
It's impossible, Yeah, Mona Lisa and Lisa Monahan asks, what's
your tanks order? Quite thanks l as gentlemen as our
local Chinese best one of my extra to be fair
in my opinion that I am all. I keep it simple.
You know, I'm not a huge fan of the old
spice box. I do like him though, for our listeners,

(48:56):
abrad a spice box is basically just a box of
Beije sensory friendly food. It's like it's like chips, fucking
shredded chili, chicken and spice peppers, onions. You'll have a
fucking if you get a mad on you might have
an onion ring and that you might have yeah, hard

(49:18):
to chicken ballsup of lemonder as well. Chicken balls are
very good. But that's all.

Speaker 1 (49:25):
That's a spring roll. It's like something that needs to
be studied. Us tanks. Spring roll It's like a burrito.
If a burrito was a spring roll and deep fried,
it's It's fucking majestic and in fact, one of the
most shameful moments of my life was eating a spring
roll in tangs and finishing it hammered drunk before the

(49:45):
rest of the food came out.

Speaker 2 (49:47):
I still have a fairly vivid memory of one of
the lads that we bought now eating a fucking tang
spring roll on his long and it was all grever
and I was looking at him, going there something to.

Speaker 1 (49:58):
Be fair like the tangs ring role. It's not a
it's not a romantic it's not a romantic starter. I
think the thing is buying that as a starter and
expecting the small the two we stopped get out here
they do. You're a more on it. You have to
get the big tang.

Speaker 2 (50:16):
Springs harder is I keep it simple. I'll go for
a wet, fucking moist, shreded chili chicken and the sweet
and sweet chili sauce and just some some rice. So
I don't even bother with the egg because I can't really,
so I just have regular. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (50:33):
It was a beef, cashew beef for a long time,
Cashew delight, I think they called it. And it was delightful.
It was no.

Speaker 2 (50:45):
Yeah, their chairman is decent. I do like their They
do chicken sat skewers.

Speaker 1 (50:53):
Their dock is pretty good.

Speaker 2 (50:54):
Chicken are good bye for next episode. You just do
a taste party, Yeah we should. Justine Russells asks, have
either of you got a zombie player zombie plan? Yeah?
I do have a zombie plan. I live ideally. Well,
I'm not too I am ideal man. I get down

(51:17):
under the key, handle a boat or something like that.
I have to figure out how the fun on the
higher boat, especially one of the big one of the
bigger ones. Thought the troller.

Speaker 1 (51:30):
Get the troller to actually, as they're all running towards
you and the key is tricky.

Speaker 2 (51:34):
See we're seaside town, and obviously you know you have
to use the elements to your advantage. And to see
is our closest friend ye, Poseidon has her back. Jason
Samaso Jason is he aquaman? Same thing? Yes, yes, so

(51:55):
i'd probably I'd look to get on a boat.

Speaker 1 (51:57):
I think I think everybody has like that would be
my plan as well. Try Now, last time I thought
about this, I lived with my ma, which was closer
to the river now a bit further.

Speaker 2 (52:07):
You're dead now brought yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:09):
And probably to be fair, likelihood is probably dead. Look,
if we're being being fair, like I live in the
coulda sac at the end of the street.

Speaker 2 (52:17):
Like probably dead, although you can.

Speaker 1 (52:20):
Go up into the now. Don't get me wrong, there's
public land behind me. I have to get through the brambles.
But dead probably be dead.

Speaker 2 (52:28):
Yeah, I have a pole, so I just that as
a weapon. I think it'd be a good weapon.

Speaker 1 (52:31):
Well, I probably use electric.

Speaker 3 (52:35):
Car.

Speaker 1 (52:41):
I would definitely be wrapping like comic books and magazines
and books for staf to kind of protect from bites.
Are these zombies are walking zombies? Is a bit that's
handier running zombies if they're running zombi as well. If
you think about, like my window is pretty close to

(53:01):
the ground, so zombies just break through the window, Like
I'm I'm actually early on.

Speaker 2 (53:06):
I'd say, yeah, you have to get the car and
how you could drive out. You know, you get a
bit of reprieves the way my neighbor pars. You know,
Ireland is is good because it's it calls from like
densely popular. It's a rural really quick, which means that
like as soon as you get out of the population centers,
you've got space.

Speaker 1 (53:27):
Like I think it's it's like if you think about
the Flan obviously there was a huge amount of that
weren't from Wexford there, but we've been out in Wexford,
like the fireworks night and stuff like that. You see
how condensed when you do have everyone in the one
place is so I think I'm even wondering about driving.

Speaker 2 (53:43):
The back roads, but not usually all in.

Speaker 1 (53:48):
With the zombies, you know, usually like just stills still
the sparse, like maybe if they get zombies during the
Wexford fireworks.

Speaker 2 (53:57):
Because yeah, then you're fall Like that's a whole different thing.

Speaker 1 (54:01):
But the interesting I think water is ideal. If we
can't get to water, we probably need to get to
motorways because there's gonna be a lot less yeah people there,
or or hike.

Speaker 2 (54:10):
Now the issue with that is that you have stamina
and zombies don't, so you're going to be trying to
hike to get away from zombies, whereas zombies can probably
follow you up a mountain without being tired.

Speaker 1 (54:21):
I'd imagine probably keep what Yeah again, if they're runners,
you're fucked. If they're not runners, you should be okay, yeah,
you know, least you'll be more open.

Speaker 2 (54:29):
And even if they are runners, like if you're running
and you're still getting away from as soon as you're
trying to go all pill they're going to catch you.
So but otherwise a hike mountain spot might be the
one too, because like especially in Ireland, because we're a
big deef arrested bitch, you'd say, for miles from all directions.
Once you get up onto its true, that's true mountain

(54:49):
ainster like could be another shout.

Speaker 1 (54:51):
And then it's just trying to find a system that
would work for well, you could go down from.

Speaker 2 (54:56):
The mountain during the day like having out raid, you
know what I mean, for a few fucking packs of
fig rolls and traffiks and will be fun.

Speaker 1 (55:03):
How do you reckon? Your ars should react because like
not well, yeah, because now you're just eating whatever you
can in a world where we're all gluten.

Speaker 2 (55:11):
And gluten fraying a zombie background.

Speaker 1 (55:14):
There's no how you reckon. As soon as zombie with
all your all your illnesses will just lift.

Speaker 2 (55:21):
Like maybe leaving the body maybe, but you'll be fucked
actually because if your up that smell the blood zombies.

Speaker 1 (55:29):
Possibly, yeah, i'd have to my rational. Fags would be
bigger than everyone else. Is like listen, that's you can
get chumped if you don't give me the fags.

Speaker 2 (55:38):
Or read the petrol stations and ships for sucking fags
like steroids and fags were talking up yea grand man,
I don't worried about it. I think I do our
because I'd probably kill lots of people's pairty handy zombies
and people. I said, there's a lot of people that
just kill them.

Speaker 1 (55:57):
You just like this few houses knocking on killing probably
the zombie sorry at the crypt.

Speaker 2 (56:11):
At crypt, probably I can turn I can turn off
the compassion and empathy and I can all right, and
he's doing and he's doing under.

Speaker 1 (56:19):
The right circumstances. There's there's a logical art where you
just be like right, But at the same time, no, actually,
I was about to say, like, do you know the
way they just rob stuff on other people? I wouldn't
like to I wouldn't like to be like one of
someone who wants to take everything. I'd want to be
like creating communities and having equal shares because I think

(56:40):
that we would survive better. But if you're just like, no,
I'm taking the whole box of snickers.

Speaker 2 (56:46):
It'll be better off, as.

Speaker 1 (56:48):
Probably will be. But you also, how fucking long do
you want to live in the zombie apocalypse? For Like,
it's not like it's class.

Speaker 2 (56:53):
We're happy enough on our own.

Speaker 1 (56:55):
Yeah, just leave me and I actually there's me a
new plan. Go to the cinema, I'm sure. I'm sure
they have old cinema stuff. As long as the internet
still works. I'm sure they use the internet to look
at movies. Now, just watch movies there. I have loads
of movies to watch it. Go out and get me out,
socky cola every now and then, eating popcorn high fiber

(57:17):
and popcorn salt electrolytes.

Speaker 2 (57:20):
Grand I just got like, no.

Speaker 1 (57:22):
I just own the cinema. I'd like take over. I
would have next.

Speaker 2 (57:26):
Cinema as a disaster and asom be a pack ups
brother slash down the doors.

Speaker 1 (57:30):
And won't because I'd have all the playwood there because
I get it from screw fixed next door. I'd have
a giant cinema.

Speaker 2 (57:39):
Class big mag glass windows, all the play be over,
all the loads oft.

Speaker 1 (57:45):
I'd get the lads with steel. I'd board up the
whole place with steal and then on the top I
go up there. I'd probably commander a gun from somewhere
and I just picked the boys off. I have shooting
competitions over the top and class cinema.

Speaker 2 (57:59):
Yeah boat maybe boat yeah yeah, I think yeah, Like look,
it depends on the crack, but chances are you're fucked.

Speaker 1 (58:09):
The islands actually would be the best place to go.

Speaker 2 (58:11):
Yeah, but the problem with the salties is like so
for our listeners that don't have a visual of Wexter,
our home county here seaside town, we have a little
bit out of town. There's a little fishing village called
Killmore and there's an island direct view out and yeah,
it's quite big. It has a well freshwater well, I've

(58:34):
camped out on it before. The problem with it, though,
I'm the same as any little island like that is like,
yeh was it the arability arable? The soil is not workable,
Like it's very salty, shitty soil, so it's tough to
like soil. No, there's arable, I think is the word

(58:55):
for if it's like workable, it's not arable. I think
either right mean rewards. But basically you'd have a hard
time sustaining yourself on an island. You'd be living on
fish well.

Speaker 1 (59:07):
I think the thing is if you would get the
boat and then you'd be able to come in to
kill moore out and that might not arable. Not horrible.

Speaker 2 (59:15):
So there are rabbits out they starve eating rabbits.

Speaker 1 (59:19):
Yeah, yeah, they don't have enough fatom fish, though I
think fish is probably that's weird. You'd be all right
just catching.

Speaker 2 (59:27):
Gis stating, but I don't know, like I have to
have the study, but I'd.

Speaker 1 (59:31):
Say it's like the carnivore thing your body because it's protein, right,
your body should adapt to that. It's not ideal and
it's probably bad from brain function.

Speaker 2 (59:41):
On mega tree brother class, Well, that's it.

Speaker 1 (59:44):
I'm wondering you're better off if you were to do
like a pescat like carnivor carnivor, but just with fish,
fish of ore, pescovor escabatarian, escabatarian. Would that be good
for your presbytery?

Speaker 2 (59:56):
Probably not a but like you could eat the lilympits
and all. But as I know, I was in the
show Washed on Netflix with draw dropping Alaska, and they're
all like eating fucking Olympics and ship. Basically after a
week they were like, I'm probably going to die.

Speaker 1 (01:00:11):
Well if you think about, like if you think about
like just being alive for most people, for you and me,
burns more than two thousand calories.

Speaker 2 (01:00:20):
But our brains there's a lot of calories our brains.

Speaker 1 (01:00:23):
That's not because we're tall. Now, it's because of our brains.
So if you think about how much you have to
eat to maintain two thousand calories, that's quite a bit.
If you have to go hunting for food. It's nothing
at all if you have a Tesco loyalty card. But yeah,
if you're if you're fishing, Like, how many calories is
there in an entire fish crab? Maybe just seven hundred crap,

(01:00:45):
not even you know what I mean? And like, so
you have to catch three fish a day just to
draw even Yeah, some shape many stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:00:54):
Now you see Andy Island like it to be grand.
You've got your water and all, but yeah, the horableness
of the soil is not good, Like like you wouldn't
be able to grow proper crops. You're going to have
really salty, shitty soil. Like you could market you could
probably get crops on it, but not great. Now, there
is an island adjacent that does have a bit of
wild stock on it, so you could go over there livestock,

(01:01:16):
even grab the livestock, bring them back. But then she're
talking about trying to throw sheep in a little paddle
body of man mat or what you're trying to get
over there, And no, that's not going to work.

Speaker 1 (01:01:26):
You'd be better off going into kill the more and
getting all the chips that they have.

Speaker 2 (01:01:30):
From the shippers back. You could probably like if if
you were there long term, like and you got out
there first and the zombie package is going on blah
blah blah blah blah, you're out there for like let's
say a week, and your boat is grand and all, then.

Speaker 1 (01:01:44):
You could have gone back in and that's when you
could get.

Speaker 2 (01:01:49):
But it's a tough passage to get out of the
island them, and so it's not it's not easy.

Speaker 1 (01:01:54):
Like no, that's true, that's true. No, on this again.
You're talking about Commeddyer in big areas, take over the europort.

Speaker 2 (01:02:03):
Yeah, that'd be a decent spot. Actually, yeah, we could
do that. Yeah, I mean they'll take over.

Speaker 1 (01:02:07):
The auralt're taking over the euro part that we're closing
the border, we're taking over the euport.

Speaker 2 (01:02:15):
But yeah, that's that's our zombie backlast plan. And just
before we go, I'll just double check that there's nothing
new that's come in for the questions, because sometimes what
happens is literally when I open up, when I get
into bad there's a lot more questions that have come
in and I've missed them, and I go.

Speaker 1 (01:02:28):
Damn it, I wish that I had.

Speaker 2 (01:02:31):
Yeah, so let's see, there we go. Demo Tank asks
if Carby eats a man, does he become work?

Speaker 1 (01:02:42):
Now, well, I don't Carby from Nintendo.

Speaker 2 (01:02:47):
Yeah, you know, he hates things, he turns into what
he eats.

Speaker 1 (01:02:50):
Does he become work? Does he become the thing that
a man does? I don't understand. Just I haven't blamed
Will Yeah, I don't know. I thought he would have
just turned into a man. Is it that he gets
a power when he eats a man?

Speaker 2 (01:03:03):
Yeah? Maybe you know? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:03:05):
Maybe what if he's a woman? They work pretty hard to.

Speaker 2 (01:03:11):
That question was very sexist, and we.

Speaker 1 (01:03:14):
Will we're an equal opportunities podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:03:17):
We won't have any I must let my feelings be known.
You need you need to be more gender neutral in
your labor labeling, please on this podcast. Excuse me.

Speaker 1 (01:03:29):
I whereas if he eats a woman, he becomes an
idiot at all, less of a Carby, less of a person. Obviously,
we don't think that you think that crack. Yeah, I
don't know. I don't know off about Carby. I'll tell
you one thing, Yeah, Kirby eats me, He's gonna feel

(01:03:49):
quite poorly.

Speaker 2 (01:03:50):
That's all or packing idiots that brought out to release
the Switch to like here's Mario Character launch game. Two
months later, they're like, guess what everyone wants? A carby
racing game that's better clear Mario Character the racekin. Yeah,
it's like they're a big director, like half an hour longer,
like here's our next upcoming, like big games like that.

Speaker 1 (01:04:08):
Liked thing is there celebrating it was like Yakuza Zero
that came eleven years ago with a.

Speaker 2 (01:04:14):
Brand new game for the Switch. Get That's what I'm saying,
Like it's just like.

Speaker 1 (01:04:22):
Zero even runs on an old that has to load
every time you go into a building, like it's PlayStation two.

Speaker 2 (01:04:29):
It's puzzle and Nintendo are one of those companies. Nintendo
are actually especially one of those countries companies where you're
just like what the actual fuck decision? Because you're lucky
that you have fucking Pokemon and Mario he's mad masters, Because.

Speaker 1 (01:04:42):
Is it lucky that you're good at level design?

Speaker 2 (01:04:44):
Because even like Pokemon, like I know they don't strictly
develop Pockman. It's game freak, But like with them you're like,
like he was aware that you have an audience like
and what they want, because like it just seems like
it was just do whatever and locally locally, locally people
love Pokemon, so it regardless and that's why there's no pressure.

(01:05:06):
But like sometimes you're just going.

Speaker 1 (01:05:08):
Like what what So it's only Mario Kart and now
Kirby KRT and Donkey Kong the new games, Like look, don't.

Speaker 2 (01:05:18):
Get me wrong, Donkey Kong is Mario Kart is right,
but like you're going to give me a half an
hour director of a Carby fucking racing game when I've
just Mariart has just come out, man, and that's the
guy to add insult to injury, Like Carby Racing is
made by the guy who makes Smash, So it's like,
bring up when you smash.

Speaker 1 (01:05:39):
Didn't he No, didn't he make a Kirby Racing game
years ago? But that's what it's really popular, Like, wasn't
it really?

Speaker 2 (01:05:46):
Like I think it's because last month, but I think
it's like.

Speaker 1 (01:05:52):
As we were talking about with the Japanese making comprehensible,
but they're just told that he's because he's like the
felt the fello doesn't matter He's like, I want to
return to Kirby Race, and they were like, yeah, I
can't see why.

Speaker 2 (01:06:04):
Not, Like yeah, Actually, what we'll do is will release
Mario Kart like too much if you bought.

Speaker 1 (01:06:10):
If you like Mario Kart, then you'll love a Kirby Cart.

Speaker 2 (01:06:13):
Will release a game that will split our fan bas basically,
it will take fifty percent of the players from one
of them to play the other.

Speaker 1 (01:06:21):
It's like Capcom releasing Street Fighter and then just making
a brand new game that's as good like next month here.

Speaker 2 (01:06:28):
Straight Fighter six everyone next month, Oh, here's Marvel versus
Capcom fucking like a new ip.

Speaker 1 (01:06:35):
They're established because Kirby's dream Racing. That what twenty years.

Speaker 2 (01:06:39):
Ago, the same effect happens. It's like, no, no, you're
just gonna you're gonna split the fan. Bass, what's your
fucking stupidity? What are you doing?

Speaker 1 (01:06:45):
Like, what are you doing it? I wish?

Speaker 2 (01:06:48):
But then doing rather, but it's I mean, might decide,
I mean obviously they're doing it. But anyway, look, we
got out of a fox. We appreciate the listeners as always,
don't forget if you would like to add three X variance,
if you would like access to a discorder. You can
play a wordlet of chastisy if you don't get enough
words right in there or enough guesses or whatever whatever.

(01:07:09):
Wordless bollocks by but yeah, head on over bollocks bollocks
Like the five five letter words are fucking stupid anyway,
it should be like six. Six is more of a crack,
you know. Do you ever find the airplay word? My
brain always wants to go to the six letter words,
but it's like five letter fucking words.

Speaker 1 (01:07:31):
They're stupid, like Nintendo's word letter it is.

Speaker 2 (01:07:36):
Six letters is better, man, it's more crack, do you
know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (01:07:39):
Variable?

Speaker 2 (01:07:40):
Yeah, I prefer that, like you know what I mean?
But anya my luxury. Well leave it there. Thanks for listening, folks.
We we appreciate the support. I've been robbed over and out.