Point Horror "The Lifeguard" Review

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
A little crypt and this is a scriptor. I wanted
to quit us against my enemies. Yeah, you see, you
wanted to say you and then a little raise you,
but I forget you from the wilderness.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
Hello, everyone, what is up? I am wrong?

Speaker 1 (00:30):
Oh I am aiming.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
It is monster fun back after our summer break, you know,
firmly now still the summer, but we're just not breaking any.

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is quite warm sweltery in this room. You have very
well insulated swampy weather.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
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us a house cat for the first while. No, no,
just can't help knowing those because everything on. So that's
why it's ex hot. It's a sauna at the minute.
We've got I was meant ask, I'm not sure why not?
Why do you want to Brazil?

Speaker 1 (01:09):
By the way, on the twenty fifth of August.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
Okay, so let me just say our lord twenty twenty.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
So what we're going to do with Fox is we're actually,
as we're talking here, we're going to go through and
see our schedule so that you guys know. So yeah,
so we've got a couple of weeks to record in
Australia since my.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Big pan has gone on the seventeen ye so we
could just do a couple of days. Oh yeah, well
we'll work out. We'll work for work out.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
So hope everyone's doing well. Hobbies are having a good
day wherever you may be. Hoppies are having a good summer.
If you're in Australia, winter probably.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
Is probably still nice, is it. Yeah, winter in Australia's
rand like alligators know. Speaking of Australia, I've started to
read a book where a man turns into a great
white shark and has to try and maintain his relationship.
It's an sponsor animalphs. This one's animalphs. This is Sorry's
point hardor no shark Heart. It's called I was in

(02:04):
a bookshop and I saw it and then I was like,
is that on Spotify? And then I started listening to
It's quite I'm so far, so good on premise, Shark Hart,
Class Shark Art, point point Horror, I Point Horror Book
of Sharks, which is pretty cool.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
I read. I remember I was young and I read
a book. I think it was called The Lifeguard Point
Hard like a lifeguard, A light blue kind of holographic.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
Cover with the lifeguards. It wasn't the Lighthouse. It was
like a Lifeguard.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
I think it was the life and life Guard Point Horror.
It was the Lifeguard Point Horror.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Yeah, but the Lifeguard. It was a book Who do you?
Who did you vision as the life Guard?

Speaker 2 (02:53):
I don't know, man, I probably read that when I
was like, you're talking about ten years long?

Speaker 1 (02:56):
What happens? What happens?

Speaker 2 (02:57):
I can't remember.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
No, we read a brief synop to some curious about
the lifeguards.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
A lifeguard.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
This might be my next book after shaw Heart.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
It was actually written, you believe in nineteen eighty eight,
the ear of my birth.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
Yeah. I was four, so I would have been reading
point higher around that time.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
I wouldn't know whatever years old.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
The story eman follows Kelsey. I was a teenage girl.
She was on Holday vacation. She begins to witness the
unfolding signs of a serial murderer who drowns their victims
in the say written as a standalone novel, The Lifeguard
was taken in by Scoliosis Publishing.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
What publishing, that's a good name for a publishing company
and illness. Okay, I guess a scholastic is like, what
the fuck? What would you call your publishing company.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
That the book has a spine?

Speaker 1 (03:51):
Yeah, yeah, no, look.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
That's that's an emerging market. Actually, scoliosis you could.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
Have in this country. It's got too much of.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
American You can have a kind of the spine of
the book being like an s and the.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
Book is on mad. You think real killers are scary?
Ship your pants?

Speaker 2 (04:11):
Would we tell you about SCIOs and that's like CLCSI
scolio also spunks.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
What is it? Whenever podcast?

Speaker 3 (04:18):
Becoming a skeleton based skeleton point book cartilage comic books.
The first story will be about gardens.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
Skeleton. He was in a lot of vain. What islo
you have a crooked spine?

Speaker 2 (04:40):
That's what I'm saying. The spine of the book is
going to be crooked.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
Like no, it's very it was. I was just wondering
what because you know skeleton scars are, we're gonna need
to give him more obstacles.

Speaker 4 (04:49):
Just se well, that's a big obstacle, man, It is
a big.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
People have to get a big old surgery for some big.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
Problem is people in this country are waiting too long
for their surgery.

Speaker 2 (04:59):
Odds are a few of our listeners also statistically have
a crooked spine. Yeah, get all the boires embraces, not
put in. It's like fucking set up in your back.

Speaker 5 (05:11):
Like travel swinging around them, traveling the bag from a child.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
And that's this, Lads, is a comedy podcast. If you're
affected or no, only were affected by scolios, we're not
talking about them, We're talking about the people. You don't
know what toff? Yeah, of course.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
Now the Bookman received negative reviews from critics.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
Why was that made light of? Listen?

Speaker 2 (05:40):
Listen to this now, listen to this, now, listen to
this now. The book received negative reviews from critics, but
in recent decades has become admired for its original first
edition cover, which featured a wavy blue and orange aquatic
title fant and an artistic illustration of a creepy male
lifeguard on the popular as an example of nostalgic seapunk

(06:04):
aesthetics sea punk. So the cover I had, there's there's
the cover now. Mine was a holographic hollow foil like
run your fingers. It was like a shiny Pokemon carriage.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
You know, that's very cool.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
Now, if our listeners would like me to read The
Lifeguard as a Petreon exclusive. Maybe i'd do that for him.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
I'd be very careful because that sounds like something that
they might like.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
Yeah, read the paragraph. I'll just give you a little
bit of the first part of the plot. Kelsey Tanner.
She was a young girl who recently a grieved the
death of her Da. She's given a vacation trip to
Beverly Island with her mother and her mother's boyfriend Eric.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
She doesn't like Eric at all.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
But he is not He has several children that are
roughly Kelsey's age, top shiger. Upon arriving on the island,
Kelsey and her mother are informed by a horrified Eric
that his only daughter, Bet is missing. Sarge Party has
been called in to look for the girl after her
belongings are found in the beach. Meanwhile, Kelsey befriends the

(07:11):
other teenagers on the island, Donna, a preppy girl, and Skip,
a wealthy and vain boy who works as a lifeguard.
Kelsey is put off by Neil Ericson and BET's brother.
Neil is cold, aloof and bitter, and Kelsey doesn't trust him. Now,
I think, like, these are these books I'm just reading
the tame Plat and like these are like point hardor
was targeted the teenagers, like.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
Yeah, young adult now I was.

Speaker 2 (07:32):
Young young as a child. Now I probably could have
turned out what was me and her homesexual. I kept
reading these type of books because there's probably a lot
of like wanton teenage like emotion female teen.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
You're reading about.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
I'm reading about Kelsey like Strawberry Favorite Treat one or
two more point Hires now when I'm talking between my legs.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
Fine Hires while he's gone around the place, like fucking
put the notion in the basket Buffalo Bill? Was that
his name? Buffalo Billy?

Speaker 2 (08:09):
But like I was reading Goosebumps, and I was like,
I'm too much or for Goosebumps now, so it's time
to want to point.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
I moved on like or el Stein thing. It is fine,
it's r. L. Stein.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
I've seen someone when I was on Halla and Goosebumps
in Japanese.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
Yeah, just a bit of weird, wasn't it, Because like,
like obviously I watched more of the cartoons and then
I did you choose the scare or you just keep
dying until you raider brew reader? You choose the scare.
I quite enjoyed the goose Bumps movies I must have made,
saying they're good with Jack Black, he's the puppet. Quite good.

(08:48):
There's a goose Bumps video game.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 1 (08:50):
I've never played that a right. I was always more
of a are You Afraid of the Dark kid, mostly
because I only had the Irish channels, and goose Bumps
came to that later when I was a bit old older.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
Yeah, yeah, I like both. I was a connaissaur, you.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
Know, I have time and space in my heart for
both of them.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
Now.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
Orel Stein also he does right those young t what
Fear Street? Yeah maybe I watched the last one of
that dudes be getting up and clipped. Yeah, like it
was pretty good. His lads getting you know, wedged in
the head with the pitch four and stuff. Pretty good.
Deaths must say, what the crack is with that? I
wonder if they're still going, let's see.

Speaker 2 (09:27):
It should be. It's a bit of an institution. I'd
be disappointed if it isn't.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
Hard to know. Disney probably bought it because they owned
fucking everything else. Disney probably owned the Irish Independent.

Speaker 2 (09:36):
I think are still independent. Maybe theyre all behind the
scenes on.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
Scoliosis, Point Horror still going.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
You just had a Google man, you find out man,
you want to ask the questions to a vintage first
early print or el Stein?

Speaker 1 (09:53):
Give me that. Please find Hire is not still actively publishing.
They discontinued in two thousand and five.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
Oh, it looks like we have to bring back a
point hard by the rights.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
Yeah, but we could we could like start writing the
books based on this.

Speaker 2 (10:12):
Yeah, we call your genius kind of fictional mastermind.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
Well I think you're you're a genius fictional master as well.
Always respected and looked up to you. Now here we go.
Did you prefer al Stein's point higher novelist or the
fierce ones? So? Apparently Rot Apparently. So that's that's that's
so it's not just Stein, but there's an entire print run.

(10:38):
So there's a few different ones. Richie Tankerski, Cusick, Scarecrow
is meant to.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
Be good, Caroline Caroline B. Cooney of them Caroline B.

Speaker 1 (10:48):
Cooney, Caroline be Quick, Caroline Jack the pumpkin stick, what's
the pumpkin lantern? Jack? Lantern stick? Jack Jack Peak Quick
Jack jump over the cat pumping.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
Well, and where maybe we should.

Speaker 1 (11:10):
Just do I think we should do. I think we
should just read books on the podcast out loud.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
Point we can probably, like I wonder if we buy
the rights through the audio books.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
I don't we You and me are really struggling in
terms of audience. We don't. We don't. We're not exactly
serious dead. Me and Rob are struggling to make heads.
We sound like we're having a good time on this podcast,

(11:42):
but every day it's a.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
Massive Gentlemen, we need one of those go off on me, Well,
do one of them.

Speaker 1 (11:50):
For over point hard, just get to write it like
we mice.

Speaker 2 (11:56):
Right right right there, right there. I think that's what
we should do. When I saw listeners, you know, get
in contact and want us to think over the point
our franchise.

Speaker 1 (12:08):
Masters that we don't have video anymore.

Speaker 2 (12:14):
We will next week, will we?

Speaker 1 (12:15):
Yeah? Videos back? Listeners, I got a rad new that
you're gonna love videos. But from now on, just listen
to the bristling of my hairs.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
Videos back next week.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
Video killed the radio star.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
So and today you know a genius such as yourself,
We're so lucky to have you. Thanks for putting out
to these notes.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
This this is my and I must admit and maybe
make some fun of an apology. Here. I was in Connamara,
I had no laptop. I put notes, so I put
together a couple of different glitches in the matrix. Yeah.
The best thing about these notes is that I've written
glitches get stitches, which is probably the only possibly you

(12:56):
can say about these notes is that there's one good
and everything else is just readit stories.

Speaker 2 (13:01):
I kind of liked, you know, when I arrived on
my doorstep titled untitled doctum.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
It was like right, I was in literally I was
in a car and I was like trying to do it.
I was copying stuff on my like my phone.

Speaker 2 (13:16):
Man, listen, It's tough, you know.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
I had that have good notes notes class.

Speaker 2 (13:21):
I need to do fairies for roots roots that she
wants one about fairies.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
I look at the get the do you want to
do the fairies? Grand?

Speaker 2 (13:27):
I think so?

Speaker 1 (13:28):
Then I won't. Who knows what we have done for
next Monday cars card I can do goose bumbs.

Speaker 2 (13:40):
So do you want me to?

Speaker 1 (13:42):
We have about six stories there and we can pop
throughm so if you want to take us away, these
are actually before we go into say, for any of
the listeners, who haven't heard what they might be going?
What is a glitch in the Matrix? Yeah, it was
a movie called The Matrix. Yes, yeah, that was nineteen
ninety nine. But your young ass might be aware of that.
Zoomers and speaking of young asses not being aware of

(14:05):
things young as young asses. Speaking of young asses, did
you know that Death Zones are really popular with the area?
Of course?

Speaker 2 (14:13):
Why because but like like they're like white Pony is
that kind of wing?

Speaker 1 (14:18):
No, it's not white Pony, it's all that's all stuff. Yeah,
they're mad new stuff. Yes, have you heard their new
song My Mind is a Mountain crap?

Speaker 2 (14:28):
That's good.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
Two and a half minutes is good, Like it's a.

Speaker 2 (14:31):
Good though good. I think that band should stop making
music after five albums.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
I think that death Tones are consistently delivering albums banger
after banger after banger. They're one of the most consistent
bands to ever band.

Speaker 2 (14:47):
I think the essence of what Max Music has lost
after a certain amount of time. It's probably this podcast
to be fair, But you just keep you.

Speaker 1 (14:53):
Know exactly exactly, you just keep going. We're the podcast like.

Speaker 2 (15:04):
Two years ago and this is this is the latest single,
this episode.

Speaker 1 (15:08):
This is my mind is a mountain, so something like
our listeners like listeners like it's like if AI did
just was doing the podcast. Now, I was thinking about
going into Ai and asking her to write a script
for the podcast based on the episodes, to see that
might be fun, that might be the next note. So again,
there's no effort, garbage, dishwater episodes serves fresh. To be fair,

(15:33):
the episodes arekad, the more funny where they don't have
path to follow. Like the more I've been finding this,
the more I've been fining. You could say that no
effort notes whatever, the high ever notes actually distill or
dilute rather the podcast.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
Yeah, so you know, I was thinking about this, Actually
we're just this is a brain storm upisode we're talking about.
We're just yeah, we don't want me onto that we're
our own cels and executives. Diary of a CEO. I
was thinking about that we put out on the polog
before I went away, that we were doing maybe a spinoff,
and I was just thinking, yeah, spin offs, spin offs
code where you know, we could just talk about whatever whatever.
Now we already kind of do that on Masterful. So

(16:09):
then I was thinking, I was like, would it not
be better to do like interviews with cool people, because like
we clind to talk about anything anywhay, like everything anywhere,
which cool, It's just gonna anyone like just awesome Tim
Tim interview whatever that would be Actually that would be
really cool, not like we get cool people.

Speaker 1 (16:30):
We try to get cool or Bookingham is going to
be hired.

Speaker 2 (16:34):
Probably with me. Okay, how what about if I got
like skeleton skyscars have happy yeah, And.

Speaker 1 (16:41):
I think if he came out to be like, why
are you calling me skeleton skin like I ain't one
of the said your name wrong and now you're just
skelet and you have something.

Speaker 6 (16:51):
Or whatever, sorry skeleton, and then just getting to talk
about what it feels like.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
To be a skeleton, just completely what is your name? George?
To tell everyone? Rif Yeah, but like he just like,
do you believe in God? What do you mean? I believe?

Speaker 2 (17:11):
It would be like diary, except not like that.

Speaker 5 (17:15):
It could be like he has a team of people
and he asks intelligent questions.

Speaker 1 (17:19):
We don't be bad. We called you skeleton there.

Speaker 2 (17:22):
We have better interview diary.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
Cas guards. We'd be better than the bones. The bones
need calousy.

Speaker 2 (17:33):
Then all the interviews. They're getting in the guests to do.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
Like work, we don't have we have the time jobs.

Speaker 2 (17:41):
We don't need guests.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
Man, Yeah, but you said we'd get we're getting guests.

Speaker 2 (17:45):
Yes, we don't need them.

Speaker 7 (17:46):
We just get guests to pretend to be That would
be let's just get guests to pretend to be famous,
but were like, spell their names just from from get Jordan,
j O or d and then just be like, but.

Speaker 2 (18:01):
We're scouting from where the building places, and yeah, we
just got a lot of Norwegian random Norwegian.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
Almost Yeah, can we start just getting people and just
pretending they're famous and just spell the name wrong so
we can't be well that's arguably.

Speaker 2 (18:20):
By the way, what happens with a lot of these
lads when the first on podcast is they're definitely not
as famous as they could be, and then they hit
podcast and they blow up when you going to I
reckon Bill Weinstein who were then now all of a
sudden everyone watches them.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
Oh them lay, Yeah, we just need to get on
Joe Rogan, who who were there? I think if we
can get onto Joe Rogan and we can be like, Joe,
stop talking about code.

Speaker 2 (18:46):
We know you're some kker.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
What do we need to say to get on?

Speaker 2 (18:50):
Well? Keep were in there now and I think we're
They were annoying, they were annoying my my throat and
it's a bright room.

Speaker 1 (18:59):
Some glasses every episode.

Speaker 2 (19:01):
I think that energy is You're kind of like Hollywood,
like Joe, look like songs out of sucking madness something,
you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (19:11):
Yeah, yeah, Well, I think what we'll do is with target.
Joe will say, Joe pyramids really or is it old?
Whatever you think? Joe, last civilizations, Joe, just do all
the things that like Joe weed drinking, elk jalapenos. Do

(19:34):
you call them gelapanos? I don't know where you're standard
steak and steak and penos. Comedian is the most brainy
individuals of all time.

Speaker 2 (19:44):
Stand up comedy is a vital.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
Vital, vital vital.

Speaker 2 (19:49):
It must be protected all important industry.

Speaker 1 (19:53):
I can't believe what the Democrats did during the terrible
stuff altogether. Why you did Fox? Why did everyone try
to cancel you? Joe?

Speaker 2 (20:00):
The homeless issue in LA is crazy.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
There's lads intents outside your house discuss skeleton. Do you
have any questions for Joe? Skeleton storm? But doesn't skeleton.
Do you have any questions for Joseph about how how
the Democrats ruined American society? Thank god he voted Donald

(20:23):
the don.

Speaker 2 (20:24):
Yeah, we can know we can do that, man, should we?

Speaker 1 (20:26):
You know?

Speaker 2 (20:27):
You know what I mean? If he has that little twink.

Speaker 1 (20:29):
Fellow under around young Jamie, No, not Jamie, what's the
twink fellow Tonycliff, oh him? Or should we go on
kill Tony and tell jokes?

Speaker 8 (20:38):
No?

Speaker 2 (20:39):
No, that's to me like that, to me is the
most fucking bandy ass bullshit that that killed Homy is.

Speaker 1 (20:46):
You'd be making money at that.

Speaker 2 (20:48):
My favorite people, the black lads.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
That ship is whack. It's whack, is whack, It's fucking whack. Boy.

Speaker 2 (21:00):
That's fucking laying a bunch of fucking what was a
gate keeping dorks sitting up on stage thinking the nor
more than the lads that are coming up and trying
to handle comedy. So they're trying to ship on them
and get keeping to be.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
Fair, there's an element, there's an element of America's got
talent going up trying to tell jokes. I've been doing
comedy for twenty years. I'm not funny.

Speaker 2 (21:18):
And the fifth and gets all fucking ratty when people
call him out meg phone with me, gets all sassy
and chips off.

Speaker 1 (21:24):
Yeah, just get the fuck out there with that ship.

Speaker 2 (21:27):
Kill Tony backs. I don't get that one. Let's talk
about clitching Max. I'm gonna start ranting skeleton.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
Do you have any other questions for rob before sometimes
arms Robert a little bit agitated. You've given him the
last word, but it's just not enough.

Speaker 4 (21:43):
You need to give a little bit of a.

Speaker 1 (21:46):
I just have a man, I tell you what, why
don't to calm down? Do you want to read the
first Sorry, we're trying to tell the people what the
glitch in the matrix was. Doesn't know what we were
trying to do there, and we just went into a
black skeleton. I told you to keep us on track.
So what a glitch the matrix is? Basically, it's like
a glitch in a video game, something that shouldn't happen

(22:06):
but does. So anything that falls outside of the laws
of physics. Let's say, is that.

Speaker 2 (22:11):
Fair challenges your perception of reality? Yes, it looks like
it alters the fabric of reality. It acts independently to
everything else.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
And if you we're in a simulation allow of the Matrix,
remember them they were. That's when they put the chickens
upside upside have especially in juicing the materies machines upside

(22:57):
the resistance kids to pray and then they can charge it.

Speaker 2 (23:02):
They just flipped the whole film onto Yeah not so yeah,
Miss the Matrix. We've done a couple of episodes and
actually mister Gordon Rochford appeared on one.

Speaker 1 (23:17):
Of her on the second one. Yeah, he was the
third one, but maybe it's the fourth third. Glitches get stitches.

Speaker 2 (23:26):
My wife and my cat watched the bird disappear. My
wife was sitting out back with one of her cats,
Ragnar skelling.

Speaker 8 (23:37):
Ragnar is a good little break everybody up.

Speaker 2 (23:41):
Wow, Folks don't get away from him. And he's caught
and killed the bird in our backyard before. She was
sitting there watching him sniff around in the yard and
chew on the grass. When a bird swooped low, he
hopped back, his tail fluted and watched the bird fly
back up into the tree. It was being protective of
its nest. It seemed my wife suspected the bard must

(24:06):
have had eggs up there, and she didn't really want
Ragnar to kill it for the bard the heart ragmar
in a desperate attempt to ward off a predator from
its young, so she decided it was time to bring
Ragnar back inside.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
What would you say Ragnar's owner's dress?

Speaker 2 (24:21):
Like a good question, the writer like, sort of obbies
and wear marvel T.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
Shirts, or really skinny and wear marvele T shirts.

Speaker 2 (24:30):
More bags look like they're from Gala. Have like bees.

Speaker 9 (24:34):
And dreaded pubes, dreaded pubes and the only dangled vinegar.
You know, Oh god, that's im mortality, brother, it could be.

Speaker 1 (24:53):
I'd say it'd literally give you a burn to youu esophagus.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
No apparently, you know, apparently eating bowls that apparently teaspoon,
apparently drinking.

Speaker 1 (25:05):
Drinking a bottle of apple side of vinegar. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (25:07):
I watched lads and they were like, said, ree foxes
drink apple sider, vinegar and tarentine. They were like, it
doesn't sound good, but it works. And I don't know
about that.

Speaker 1 (25:18):
The third day I was drinking turpentine. I was able
to ingest my own urine because it was so clear.

Speaker 2 (25:26):
Well, she stood up and called Ragnar as she moved
off the patiole onto the grass. When a bird, I'm
sure if it was the same on dive bombed right
into the lawn between my wife and cat. Ragnar immediately
bolted for the bird, and my wife tried to beat
him there, but the bird was gone. Ragnar was as
confused as my wife. They stared at the ground looking

(25:47):
for the bird, but completely disappeared into the art. She
ran inside and told me I came outside to see
Ragnar still walking around and searching the ground. I went
out and looked all over, assuming and eventually if I
the body, but no. My wife and my cat watched
the bird fly into the ground and disappear save and

(26:08):
that birds are liminally where now there's a lot of falk.
But like there's a lot of Irish folklore about birds
being like the spirit of someone. Mmm, so do you
know what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 (26:22):
Maybe that was the spirit?

Speaker 2 (26:24):
Yeah, maybe like maybe people are inhabiting birds when they die,
you know. And this one was like, actually I have
to go. Maybe it was like it was the spirit
of someone with Eddie HD and halfway through his task,
it was like I'm done, just lit out.

Speaker 1 (26:37):
Yeah, I read like I don't know the ones in here,
but there was one I saw here lad was brushing
his teeth and are sorry he was shaving, so he
had the face of shaving cream on, and then all
of a sudden he just phased into an industrial like
mine shaft wherever had hired hats on class for like
three seconds and then he was just back in his
in his bathroom. Man. So I don't know sort of

(27:00):
stuff they do put them in the shaven for them anymore.
But but there's some really bizarre time slip stuff that
people be talking about. It's mad. Can you say about it? Like?
You can't say.

Speaker 2 (27:13):
Other than like, that's not like if you if we
were the interview people like that now on our new
interview Podcasts Part two, the sequel, if we.

Speaker 1 (27:23):
A Diary of CEO part two, that might get us
a lot of hits.

Speaker 2 (27:28):
Yeah, and we interview lads that had time slips and
all like, can you say something at the end of
the interviews, just got that's mad.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
Much? You just got that's mad? Is the skeleton you
have any questions for him? Or was that just mad?

Speaker 2 (27:44):
Young scalty?

Speaker 1 (27:45):
What have you got to say? O, brother?

Speaker 2 (27:46):
Like, there's nothing, there's nothing you can't say. The sounds
gold stories just like you know, I mean, like what we.

Speaker 1 (27:54):
Do have hundreds of hours of us and at that
what can you can't say? So maybe that was that,
Maybe that was that there was build off the.

Speaker 2 (28:06):
Anecdotal evidence that's been presented here over the years of
gathering that evidence. Right, So, like you have a frame
of reference. So for example, we've talked about ghosts and
glitious the metrics.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
So much of that.

Speaker 2 (28:18):
Yeah, we can go, oh, that sounds like that one,
or that's a bit like that one, and then yeah,
you might have terms for that or whatever whatever, but
like ultimately the fact remains the same. It's an individual
experience where it sounds mad and you don't know where
the hanger hand. It's just so you just have to go,
that's mad man.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
Probably it is. It is a no to be fair. Yeah,
and these these stories are like that. They're really interesting,
but they're yeah, this this next one is I haven't
been able to stop thinking about this since it happened.
It's this could, by the title, be some sort of
a letter to hustler. I thought, there's them here, there's

(29:01):
no nothing here.

Speaker 2 (29:03):
That's the suppoire to get you going.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
We can read some erotic erotic fiction next to it. Dude,
letting let us know we can read some The coal
worker came home fingers as black as onyx, but he
put them inside me and I got several infections. And
this guy no fucking around, he goes, I'll get right

(29:26):
to it. I never thought i'd have a story to
share in this sub but here we go. Anyone from
my area might know of a theme park that's owned
by six Flags. It's probably the only theme park out
in this neck of the woods, so you might know
where that is. A Couple of years ago, they added
a new ride that basically just got a big vertical

(29:48):
arm with free rotating seats on either end. I finally
got to ride it, so I get it. I finally
got to ride it around the time it opened, and
it was really fun. While I was on the ride,
they had to make it stop. It's normal procedure. It's
so people can get in the car on the opposite

(30:09):
end of the arm. I'm sitting up top and I
look over to the park, enjoying the view from up there.
I look over at one of the other rides down below.
It's been there since I was a kid, and probably
before that. It's a simple ride, just a tiny car
on a predetermined track, a little kiddie ride I remember,

(30:35):
I remember going on as a kid, and started reminiscing
about those days. Eventually, the ride who I'm on continues
its cycle and inevitable, inevitably ends. I get off and
I see a kid skipping and hopping towards the ride
with two people behind him, with one that looked strangely familiar.
I turned around in a double take, and all three

(30:58):
were gone. They didn't dis heer around the corner. They
hadn't been there enough for the time. They hadn't been
there enough for the time to close a distance from
where I walked past on the ride. They were just gone,
totally gone. It wasn't don until later, looking at some
old Christmas photos of my dad that had hit me.
That's why the person looked so familiar. If I had

(31:22):
to guess who the other person was, I'd say that
it was my uncle and he was with my dad.
This moment has been stuck in my head since then,
and I'm honestly not sure how or why this happened
at all. And saw his dad and his uncle in
the past having a ride, true having a ride. What

(31:44):
do you think of that? Do you go back in time?

Speaker 2 (31:48):
Yeah, the dinosaurs. Yeah, other than not no dinosaurs. Let
me sit there on the side go dinosaurs.

Speaker 1 (31:58):
Probably just dinosaurs, Yeah, probably.

Speaker 2 (32:01):
I think there's nowhere else really.

Speaker 1 (32:03):
Cool there, like lots of fun things in Astry, but
like you're watching the Pyramids being able to be bored
out of your mind, the same as Stonehenge all that ship.

Speaker 2 (32:11):
Like, I mean, it'd probably be a go crack, like
do you know what I mean if you could figure out,
you know, like some kind of all of the pyramids
are finished, like hares are ritual party thing or something,
I'll have to crack like that'd be cool, you know
what I mean, like maybe dradding the caps to the
top of the pyramid and looks like some kind of
parody Unite or something. All chilling by this finx and

(32:32):
I'll have.

Speaker 1 (32:32):
To be mad if you go back to that, it
was just like a UFO dropping the Final Pirate on
top of that. I'd be like, yeah, this is pretty good.
It's actually pretty good. Yeah, that'd be cool, and.

Speaker 2 (32:40):
They're all hanging out with aliens and ship.

Speaker 1 (32:43):
I wouldn't mind going back to when before the dinosaurs,
when they had the giant insects everywhere, but I'd like
to be sort of bad and visible. Yeah, I don't
want to be I don't want to be devoured by
a bug.

Speaker 2 (32:54):
Yeah, that'd be cool with the carboniferess. Yeah, that'll be great.
Pangaea all the Asian lads where it wasn't that's where
the front is, the Asian.

Speaker 1 (33:05):
Mostly dominated Asian genghis can.

Speaker 2 (33:09):
Its pangat crypt at crypt.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
I think if we say the word a few more times,
just literally.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
Yeah, no, it's uh opperations like the Appalation trail. Yeah,
it's Scottish islands.

Speaker 1 (33:40):
M hm ah.

Speaker 2 (33:44):
Maybe the Alps are.

Speaker 1 (33:46):
All part of the like if you stick them all together,
part of the mountain range. That's pretty cool. That class.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
That's when it will ever be disproven.

Speaker 1 (33:57):
Actually never happens.

Speaker 2 (34:01):
Yeah, they could do. I wouldn't be surprised. Panga actually
kind of lends itself well to like flat art, right,
because it's like just panga.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
It was around there was.

Speaker 2 (34:11):
Just like it was a super content and that's all
you had like globe of water, like just a globe
of water. And but like you could like flat arders
would have been eating back then because they just got
and there's water.

Speaker 1 (34:25):
That's a flat islands anywhere the same now just has
been spread out. It's not it's not and she has
been broken spread out easier former US s or something
that it's just like class man. So pang there was
flat earth when yeah, there was flat that time. I

(34:47):
liked about pangae is it has a funny name. Pang
is a stupid name like would have been known to
the Mongolians before there was full full all.

Speaker 2 (35:00):
They broke out with Panga.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
The Asians broke out a Pangaea and they were like,
we want video games and dictatorships, and they kind of
just did do. They split in Asian lads who like
video games and Asian lads who were in dictatorships. And
that's pretty much how how the Asians worked. East Asians

(35:22):
a bit more complicated now, more going on with those boys.
I think they're the Indians and all. Are they the
East Asians? Yeah, the lads are the West Asians. They're
like American Asians. Yeah, are the South Asians. That's the
island lads. Because like pang broke the four main candidates
North South East and.

Speaker 6 (35:47):
So there's that's your Asia. These Asia and Asia I
think were the four Asians.

Speaker 2 (35:57):
Yeah, yeah, that's why out each other at the man,
I'm just trying to figure out who's the.

Speaker 1 (36:01):
King, because I mean realistic. We need to bring one
of them back to Pang and then everyone.

Speaker 5 (36:06):
Will Kan was king of Pan is king of and
he used to write everybody, that's what the lads you
find in her?

Speaker 1 (36:17):
I think we showed someone to.

Speaker 2 (36:19):
Believe about Gengis. Yeah again, and.

Speaker 1 (36:23):
Look what does it tells It tells us that the
more stupid a name is, the better it is. Pangi
Jengus just called something the dumb.

Speaker 2 (36:34):
His name was Gengis Gange revision.

Speaker 1 (36:39):
At some point time, everyone just decided that nice Jengus
for the reasons.

Speaker 2 (36:46):
Ahistan it was not hard core history is complaining and
started calling Gengus. And then all of a sudden, everyone's.

Speaker 1 (36:52):
Walking Gus histories yea, horrible histories. Horrible is like point horror?
Did we talk about that in the last episode. I
can't even tell anymore.

Speaker 6 (37:04):
It's it's podcast is it's fucking diesel.

Speaker 2 (37:13):
Horrible histories? Man, No, Gengus is that fact? That was
the name dank Karen. He made that up?

Speaker 1 (37:20):
His name is he himself? He does I don't think
he has a formal degree in history. You know, it's
not great's name Dan, That's not a silly name. Genghis,
their silly names. Elon Musk, that's a silly name. That's
why he has so much money.

Speaker 2 (37:41):
Horrible history is written by Terry deary.

Speaker 1 (37:44):
Terry, deary, deary, bit of a silly name.

Speaker 2 (37:48):
I am panga Man, New Bible the world. All of
the Angines existed on Pangaea. They were ruled by Gengus
Can actually not a rule by Gengis Can.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
And then one day Genghis.

Speaker 2 (38:03):
And every continent had a different offspring of Genghis.

Speaker 1 (38:10):
Yeah, but then we were visited by an outer world
president as out Asia. They they they started bringing whitey's
and honkys. Now there was black lads, white lads. What
are the other lads? Is it just Asian black white?
That's pretty much. It's like when you have three colors,
you just mix them around loads they get different stuff.

(38:31):
I think that's how it works. So yeah, black white
Asian class.

Speaker 2 (38:38):
There is actually like gn all ship Like there's actually
like a kind of a I think some kind of
theory conspiracy theory about like yeah, that we're all the
sound different aliens, and that yeah, something different skin colors
is to do with like the different types of aliens
that we were mixing with now well recently.

Speaker 1 (38:54):
Speaking of aliens, it's probably true as well because the
fellow who came up with the theory had a mad
name most likely. And the reason that there's reptilian aliens,
the reason that they're praying mandilians because they farm life
on earth, so they splice. You might have a great
white chark alien class. You might have an octopus street sharks.

(39:17):
A pretty I've given.

Speaker 4 (39:22):
You still won't stop, so I give her, you know,
is some class.

Speaker 1 (39:32):
If If a Battlestar Galactica can become a movie, surely
our panga word movie about Genghis can can.

Speaker 2 (39:41):
Also Maganie Man. They put Hawkeye into this.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
Killed by a truck. Hawk ends up doctor.

Speaker 2 (39:54):
Strange Max the multiverse were.

Speaker 8 (39:57):
Doctor Falcon people, Doctor Odd maximare Timeline word Timothy renders up.

Speaker 2 (40:08):
In the fucking Yeah he was actually tap the runner fell.

Speaker 1 (40:13):
I doubt it, you know. Jeremy Renner and Jeremy he
wrote a book What Do You Do After You Get
crushed by a trunk? Horrible history. Seriously, Jeremy, if you
want to be an arapad movie, just gives us the show.
Resk skeleton, Yes, skeletons into it. Take take my. I've

(40:38):
met these boys and they know what's up.

Speaker 2 (40:42):
Skeleton pulls off the fucking his femur and all he
gives it the job.

Speaker 1 (40:46):
Take my famite, take my femur, Jeremy.

Speaker 2 (40:54):
Yeah, I think that's something. Yeah, so doctor Odd sets
up the multiverse.

Speaker 1 (40:59):
All right?

Speaker 2 (41:00):
Still love this, right t Brane Hollywood, Bran starm and
this is like this come up, this is so just
have a fucking spinning wheel and to just troll a
dire was just Maco Brown.

Speaker 1 (41:15):
Hulks and Garland surfers. Spider Man is clear.

Speaker 8 (41:26):
Like four parts like waters gener water is Recea.

Speaker 1 (41:34):
Is the other one. Iron Man's autistic. Just throw the
that would work pretty well. Hunks and nuns, truc the
a gender that bild Yeah.

Speaker 2 (42:01):
Fast, Yeah, so that'll be cool.

Speaker 1 (42:07):
Yeah, all right, well look we'll let we'll stick that.
We'll let this one parking light youur in our minds
for oil. Yeah, we go all in. We read another
another glitch in the matrix is a bit of a
long one. Now it's going to be a massive letdown
after what can only be described as legendary broadcast.

Speaker 2 (42:26):
My spouse and I have been slowly renoventing the top
floor of our house for ten years. What slowly for
ten years?

Speaker 1 (42:36):
We've been doing it fast for the decade.

Speaker 2 (42:38):
Jesus one reason to work is driving on for so
long as we kept finding new problems plastic, which required
new demo, which revealed new problems.

Speaker 1 (42:47):
Tale is all time.

Speaker 2 (42:48):
Eventually it turned into a complete gut remodel. I've had
a few of them, probably by Alex Adam and smoke
facts trying to get a better smoking bags and eating.
So at this point we were like, we've gotten this far,
we might as well do it properly. So we leveled
the floor, joyce readd the wiring, added some beams, and

(43:10):
raised the ceiling joints style extra nine inches to the
ceiling height. The nine inches fair player by make you
like kind of callan enough to bring them to code
and make the space field less cramped. The ceilings went
from edy three inches to ninety two inches. Due to
the fact that we were dealing with different things at

(43:31):
different times, work, illness, child rearing, et cetera. We hadn't
been able to work together very much, so he did
pretty much all the ceiling raising work and I did
all the floor leveling work. I'm also better at the
wood construction stuff, while he's better at the plumbing and wiring,
so I did have to go through and help him
redo some of the ceiling work, especially replacing some weirdly

(43:53):
installed and unsafe structural members, But overall he did a
pretty good job. At the beginning of this work, before
we realized what we were getting into, we opened the
crummy cardboard paneled walls in one of the bedrooms, redid
some wiry and put in some new unfinished drama wall.
The rest of the rooms were all clad in an

(44:14):
old Natty pine from the forties. We wanted to salvage
some of that wood, so we started using the first
bedroom to store all those pine boards. Whether we demoed
the rest of.

Speaker 1 (44:24):
The room DEMI because when I hear demo, I just
think of PlayStation one. Because of my.

Speaker 6 (44:33):
Difficulties, my struggle cat, It's just me thinking of demos
from PlayStation.

Speaker 2 (44:44):
As the enormity of the task started to think in,
we decided not to think any harder run ourselves than
we had to detect things, make things run ourselves, and
we had to A decision was made to finish the
rest of the renovation replacing some pine boards.

Speaker 1 (44:58):
Oh wait, I did, honestly. No, No, it's just really long.
We're waiting for this remodeling the house still. My husband
is dope when it comes to wiring.

Speaker 2 (45:11):
Yeah, this is all stupid. So we're gonna go to
the coat part man.

Speaker 1 (45:16):
There is no coparent, so you have to go to
My husband and I have had multiple conversations because you
have to talk about that otherwise.

Speaker 2 (45:23):
My husband and I had to have had multiple conversations
about how once we're done with the rest of the renal,
we'll have to go in and raise the ceilings in
the last room together to match the others. It's complicated
by the fact that this room has a sloping roof
above it that touches the ceiling joints at the exterior wall,
so to raise the ceiling will require additional ventilations and

(45:45):
some careful planning. What the fuck is this right, Stewart Home,
This was read and story like Jesus wept.

Speaker 1 (45:58):
It's been notare it's it's just it's just like you know, basically,
you have to raise everything for the ceilings, and then
it turns out the ceilings were never raised. But they
raised the ceilings just Jesus, that's what That's what we
were getting. But because they had both thought about it,

(46:20):
she was saying the glitch. The reality is they probably
just to each other and the bitch black Philip.

Speaker 2 (46:26):
Philip that was fucking shop, but so much.

Speaker 1 (46:30):
Imagine you and he raised the seasons here and then
you're like, we're gonna have to raise the ceilings everywhere,
and it was ten years of them.

Speaker 2 (46:38):
Now.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
The other thing is if they raise the ceilings in
year two and then eight years later forgot they raised
the ceilings, that would be less of a glitch and
more of it. It's taking too long to get the
work done. Let's move to a better glitch. This lich
is called Hings that aren't mine keep showing up in
my room. Some of these could be explained by messing,

(46:59):
he said. So it started two weeks ago with my
small green lighter. It went missing one day. I never
taken out of my room, but then randomly too appeared
in the same place, and I was like, WTF. And
I found them both where I usually put the original
lighter that I checked so many times before both appeared there.

(47:20):
It was very confused.

Speaker 2 (47:21):
Lighters are only important to smelly wo cash smoggers any asso.

Speaker 1 (47:24):
Which means I was probably just entering into stages of
psychosis now under the wordless survival horm No, don't open
that door. Then this week in my ringholder, I noticed
a ring I've never seen before. It's gold and the
size eightish. I'm a size five to seven, so what
the fuck is the size eight ring doing there? It

(47:46):
was placed inside of my ringolder, not just randomly, there's
place so I would see it, And then when I did,
I was so confused because I've literally never seen this
ring in my life. I'm convinced these items are from
different dimensions or timeelines. Peter park her leg is ableists
as whole and have no answers to how these things

(48:09):
are happening. Definitely weird.

Speaker 2 (48:11):
Now Superman is trans.

Speaker 1 (48:16):
Superman, Superman's super trans super trans. When Wolverine pops out
his laws, they're just Dillo, no reason. Wolverine's made out
of bad dragons, that's true.

Speaker 2 (48:32):
Class like, so I've convinced them and that there is
no metrics after reading these.

Speaker 1 (48:40):
Stories, Yeah, the more you mean enjoy lads are just stupid.

Speaker 2 (48:43):
Like actually funny enough, the metrics to lads are trans
Actually there trans is that? Now that's an interesting question.
Let's get into that.

Speaker 1 (48:51):
Let's try and answer that. Now, that's whatever this question is.

Speaker 2 (48:55):
Let's do that, the two and then the both trans. Now,
what do you reckon about that? Do you reckon that's
biological or do you reckon that's some kind of environmental
motwalk garbage.

Speaker 1 (49:09):
I don't know that. I've never met Larry or sorry,
I don't know what the names are. I don't mean
to dead name them. I think they're called probably. I
think they chose cool girl names. Let me see what there?
Mary and trans normal girl names of course be cool.

(49:30):
Stop being rude now, no, I'm saying like, how come
knows like? Yeah Mary? Now classic?

Speaker 6 (49:37):
No?

Speaker 1 (49:37):
I know, but no trans people call themselves Mary or
they have like exotic names destiny.

Speaker 2 (49:44):
But maybe that's what that makes sense?

Speaker 1 (49:47):
No, it does make sense. I wouldn't be like if
I changed like, I wouldn't be like I'm tinaki sisters.
What are the names Lana Waowski and Lily Wachowski so
and lady and Larry.

Speaker 2 (50:04):
It's interesting that two siblings trans the kind of pointed
genetic thing, don't you think wouldn't you agree?

Speaker 1 (50:13):
I don't know what makes you don't know, I don't know.
They're like one looks more like a girl than the
other one. Stop. I'm just saying that was just nice,
like you tell me.

Speaker 2 (50:30):
And there's a ladies and gentlemen.

Speaker 1 (50:32):
I'm just saying one whoever, did you know what? The
boat looked very happy? Yeah, I'm happy that they're happy
and Lily and la.

Speaker 2 (50:47):
That was that was when one of them looked like,
gon go faster and now he's out there, but he just.

Speaker 1 (50:52):
Looks like he's wearing a wign' just pretty cool. No,
it's that that's good though, because maybe that's what he's
comfortable with. Size taste.

Speaker 2 (51:00):
Would you get if you that's a good question.

Speaker 1 (51:02):
That's a good question. I would would you get like
novelty size modest?

Speaker 2 (51:09):
I say, go like a sea cup?

Speaker 1 (51:11):
I think sea cups like you know, look well on me,
but like not offensive.

Speaker 2 (51:16):
But then again, I'm a big lad like maybe I
need a big pair of diddies like fast, sound like
I built like crash bandicoot or something, you know what
I mean?

Speaker 1 (51:26):
What was the other Bandicoot be built like crash Man. No, no,
because you're big track.

Speaker 2 (51:34):
I'm a big yeah, but I'm built like crash banic
as it.

Speaker 1 (51:36):
Is like, yeah, but they're going to change all that
with the transition. I don't think they can. And they
can take a few inches off, you know, they can
make you shorter, they can hardly make you look and
I keep I keep the peace, keep the piece. What
would you go about it? So you just get bummed

(51:59):
the way gone like you, I keep the fucking And
then I meet a dude who probably is like, I'm
actually into that, and I'll.

Speaker 2 (52:05):
Be like, okay, you'll be happening often with that, I
gain no more because I'm trans Yeah that makes sense.

Speaker 1 (52:14):
I don't know, like, yeah, I don't know what's the
return on investment and I'm getting your your piece turned in? Yeah,
but don't think.

Speaker 2 (52:22):
But you see the problem is when you go on
hormones make yeah, but what is there? Much like it
looks like a deflated bloom.

Speaker 1 (52:33):
I'm not taking hormones because you can again people will
be like hello, miss yeah.

Speaker 8 (52:39):
Sure.

Speaker 2 (52:40):
The important part is that I haven't like.

Speaker 1 (52:42):
Absolutely, but who's gonna want intimacy with tit list. You
gotta get big, but you have to this. I'm talking
about Jamaica. I don't know the mickey is whatever, like,
but well you well, actually we're making an assumption. It
could be trans lesbo So that's true. I go down
that road. That's true, and might keep the mickey then
and I'd be like the boat worlds here a borrower

(53:06):
flannel from time to time when I need to stay
warm in winter.

Speaker 2 (53:10):
Lets we have a couple of transitions. I think, let
us know what, you know, what's the configuration of choice?
It's would you prefer what's.

Speaker 1 (53:19):
Yeah, it's kind of a boiled thing, isn't it? Because
I can never imagine like it. It must be such
a thing where you're like, yeah, I'm like I get
I get like the dressing and the change and the
surgery freaks me out that bit. Like just thinking about
that makes me feel nervous. Yeah, having your wady touched.

(53:42):
I don't mind the doctor touching it as long as
he's handsome.

Speaker 2 (53:46):
It's just it's it's.

Speaker 1 (53:50):
It requires a lot of cool you can actually do it.
I think that. Like that's like with all this like
people being allowed into toilet's and all like I feel
like if you're after getting your dick minced, you should
be going to whatever toilet you want, like, for sure.

Speaker 2 (54:05):
That's the for sure, that's a pretty requisite, is that you.

Speaker 1 (54:08):
Have to show going to whatever toy that you want
to have a.

Speaker 8 (54:13):
Card that's means stars.

Speaker 2 (54:22):
Yeah, I don't know, it's not that deep.

Speaker 1 (54:26):
We were literally just trying that. We were trying to
talk about the mons and then you were like, what
about the used to be Fellas? I'm just any is
there any other famous directors.

Speaker 2 (54:38):
That George Lucas was one?

Speaker 1 (54:44):
Ellen Page was girl gone to get Ellie.

Speaker 2 (54:46):
Steve Page and Steve Jim Steve Page.

Speaker 1 (54:54):
That makes sense, That makes a lot of sense.

Speaker 2 (54:57):
Last of us sing that all the character was meant
to look like her, wasn't it?

Speaker 1 (55:02):
Yeah? Pretty much?

Speaker 2 (55:05):
Didn't she like she should have gotten royalties because that
was literally just but she was in that other game,
which was really confusing.

Speaker 1 (55:14):
That that was the what was the one? The name
of those fellas they do all the like point and click, No,
they do the story again.

Speaker 10 (55:23):
Which rolls Matrix beyond tell Tale no Quantum something rather Oh, yeah, yeah,
you're right, Quantic Dream, Yeah, right, for.

Speaker 1 (55:40):
It was called Beyond beyond, So Beyond two Souls was
beyond my Yeah, that was her. Yeah, she was like
specially the last just basically talk her like, yeah, she
just looks like her. And then she was like, give
me money, and yeah she actually did not, and she
was right to do that. But I don't think that

(56:02):
they gave him. Neil Drupman said, I'm going to make
a TV show with Craig Madsen a few years, make
a lot of money, and do you know how much
you are getting?

Speaker 2 (56:09):
You finished that show season two. I heard it was
a crap.

Speaker 1 (56:17):
That was I didn't like. I thought it was a
good show. But I haven't played the Last of Us
too right, and I don't care. So all the stuff
that people were ringing about, I didn't really have a.

Speaker 2 (56:28):
Yeah, okay, you didn't have I didn't have a horse
in that race.

Speaker 1 (56:31):
Yeah, I didn't have the kind of horse that Genghis
Can would have horse, and that in Pangaea he would
blood let and mix the horse blood. Coney was very hungry.
It would have been slightly before them. Yeaherem readers. So

(56:56):
scavengers is the name of scavengers.

Speaker 2 (56:59):
So you didn't like it, then it's like you're saying, no,
I did like, I like, and.

Speaker 1 (57:05):
I because I didn't play the game, I don't know.
The character is fucking a little bit annoying. Yeah, but
I'm not saying that because of the way she does
some very good parts. But sometimes the reaction to stuff
is just like what the fuck, or she comes off
being she's trying to be quirky and funny, but she

(57:25):
just comes off like a dickhead. It's like someone who
doesn't know how to do banterer and like your you
know your jams, look at you, you stupid, and then
the other persons like you fucking love to kick the
how you do what you about? So she comes off
that way at a few times. Again doesn't fucking ruin

(57:46):
the show, but it's like, you know, I didn't like.
I wasn't. People were giving out because the two girls
were gay. And there's one thing I saw. I was like,
she fucking figures are dirty days as you get infection.

Speaker 2 (57:57):
I was like, fuck off, Like yeah, you figure plenty one,
so thirty nails.

Speaker 1 (58:00):
I only ever have dirty nails, never had clean nails.

Speaker 2 (58:05):
More than with your big dirty hands. And they're like
they wipe your hands, your hands.

Speaker 1 (58:13):
My only my left hand, but then I washed it.
But if I ever get caught steel and the right
hand is gone, you know, that's the thing.

Speaker 2 (58:20):
Like I didn't realize that that people the hand it's
like really.

Speaker 1 (58:24):
Had a lot. No, well like culturally, well they didn't
have toilet rolling back.

Speaker 2 (58:31):
In, But do they think that like toilet all won't
sort if you got on your face.

Speaker 1 (58:37):
You wipe, then just get out of use your hand
and you wash it. So I do understand that what
they imagine getting just wiping it until you couldn't see.

Speaker 2 (58:50):
The steps are wipe your ass toilet paper, then wet
the hand and get the hand up in there and start.

Speaker 1 (58:56):
I don't think they use the toilet paper.

Speaker 2 (58:59):
It's for play with the toilet pepper, Oh get like.

Speaker 1 (59:02):
For play with the to the hand, get the hand
and then yeah, I get it. But I also know, yeah,
it's just because we're not you know, but like as well,
because like would you say, there's a lot of lads
that just have really shitty smell.

Speaker 2 (59:18):
I'm saying like that's my problem, but the other is
some good sort of like oh yeah we're not.

Speaker 1 (59:26):
You think about the kind of places where this is prevalent,
like there's a lot of spicy foods, you know what
I mean. Like it's like, so I say, those ships
are fairly ripe.

Speaker 2 (59:35):
There could be good dogs. It's a lot of like
chickpeas and playing best stuff. Whereas wet like fucking characters
pre process big.

Speaker 1 (59:45):
Big alstlers, big als.

Speaker 2 (59:49):
Big Fernald. You don't want to be touching them, no
toxic West.

Speaker 1 (59:56):
Have you ever had to wipe the well, not not
with your hand, but have you ever had to like
adjust to a situation where there was no toilet paper? Yeah,
I think of leaves in the past. Yeah, we've all
done that as a kid. Yeah, for sure, I definitely.
I think there was like I probably had a ship
and then especially as a student and the like there's nothing,
but it was like I'll just have a shower immediately.
Yeah before that's that's kind of But you do feel weird,

(01:00:19):
and I think it might be because you, like you
clean your bomb, but then like, no matter how much
you clean your hand, you still don't want to wash
your face with your hand. Yeah. Whereas for the other boys,
they're like like.

Speaker 2 (01:00:32):
Sometimes if you have a dodgy ride, like you don't
even want to touch your Mickey again, you're kind of.

Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
Mad at it for a while because it led you
down the garden path.

Speaker 2 (01:00:41):
Yeah, it's like, yeah, it's been a couple of times
where I've just been like, your what's a.

Speaker 1 (01:00:45):
Dodgy what's a dodgy ride? Like the Mickey, like the
Mickey lets you.

Speaker 2 (01:00:49):
Down or the no, then just dodgy like it's.

Speaker 1 (01:00:59):
Before.

Speaker 2 (01:01:01):
Then you're just like I don't want to touch you
or even look at you anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:01:05):
Fell up.

Speaker 2 (01:01:07):
I've had that couple of times, revisited old histories, but
you wouldn't care though you're kind of a walk like,
so you wouldn't revel them.

Speaker 1 (01:01:18):
Not the more sordid and disgusting.

Speaker 2 (01:01:23):
It is your genus cans family like and I'm like Jeremy.

Speaker 11 (01:01:30):
Renner, I'm out here drinking blood and that I'm Jeremy
Renners culture and the first part what squeished, And then
like you know, there's this big man like all the
tribe comes down on horses and her.

Speaker 2 (01:01:44):
Chest and after me and I'm Jeremy Renner and Jeremy
Renner and help scars carved my leg is bad and
then right sort of tribe surrounds me and it's all
real scary. No, no, you and Genus have your spears
pointed that everything. And then from the crowd, the crowd
parts and someone walks through. He looks kind of like

(01:02:05):
it from Colway, but it's actually shang Chi.

Speaker 1 (01:02:08):
From Mortal Kombat.

Speaker 2 (01:02:09):
No, no, shang Chess.

Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
You're right, he's the fellow with the rings.

Speaker 2 (01:02:13):
Yeah, he comes from shang Chi, but he and has
to spend half time. It's like shang Chi and fucking
you know what I mean, you're there, I'm there, shang Chi.
And then and then in the credit Jeremy she Hulk, Yeah,
there's Paul scene and she's in.

Speaker 1 (01:02:37):
Trying to arrest like Paul Box trying to get them arrested,
Paul Sad or some other marvels exciting. It's in a
way you've never seen because they're gay and the different gender.

Speaker 2 (01:02:56):
Apparently from I've heard no cap as my black last
friends would say, what does that mean? I mean, it's
no lie, no cap, no cap.

Speaker 1 (01:03:06):
What's the significance of cap? I don't asked them, just sayingly,
just I'd like to understand. No cat is to say,
like Caro, no, no, no. The Nazis would have lied
and they would have been famous.

Speaker 2 (01:03:23):
For no handicaps man, Listen, I do not have to
go down there both what I say Now some movies yeah, yeah,
no cap female silver surfers actually supposed to be fast.

Speaker 1 (01:03:38):
Yeah, to be fair about surfer was in the comics,
so there was a female she was. She was like,
They're like, what would make silver surfers bounteous breast?

Speaker 2 (01:03:51):
No, that sounds good though, I'm for she has what
I'm saying, supposed to be god film.

Speaker 1 (01:03:59):
Yeah, a good Superman I thought was quite good.

Speaker 2 (01:04:02):
Pedro Pascal fellow looking by him.

Speaker 1 (01:04:04):
Though and everything? Speaking of last.

Speaker 2 (01:04:08):
Like, did we actors like did we actually just like
we actually no, no, but in general not even to him,
but did we just run out of actors? Because it's
like Pedro Pascal is just put him and everything.

Speaker 1 (01:04:19):
Do you think that he sold his likeness to a
I and they're just not telling us put him and
everything skeleton scar scarred and and like I said, the skeleton.

Speaker 2 (01:04:30):
But Bill Oliver's name is anyways, ye, like weird looking
put him and everything with we looking. He's a handsome
man without like, but when he goes into looking mode,
he flourishes.

Speaker 1 (01:04:43):
Do you see the trailer for welcome to derry TV
show more waiting like Protestants.

Speaker 2 (01:04:57):
No, I didn't say that. No TV shows not interested.
Alien TV show probably not interested.

Speaker 1 (01:05:02):
That alien Earth that actually looks kind of cool. It
looks cool, but just there's a synthetic a hybrids and
it has the mind of a child of a man.
So just like the fellout of the last just like
the fellow out of the Latest. I like what they're
doing at work then, and get away from her, you bitch.
I've seen all the alien movies.

Speaker 2 (01:05:24):
We're tired.

Speaker 1 (01:05:25):
There's nothing I watched. I watched the movie. But have
you know Brazilian movie Comaga and if you want to
be confronted the.

Speaker 2 (01:05:36):
Mystery of the megad want to be.

Speaker 1 (01:05:40):
The Lost? Yes, no one has ever seen a p
S four my son, the Relic is the second Mega Drive. No,
he goes. It's about a little fellow called Chico and
he goes into the Amazon to fight the PS. The
serious PS vibe. I know this one has the most.

(01:06:03):
It's like super super graphic gay sex scenes. Still, don't
I think if you're going to show a super graphic
gap to show a bit of a mickey in there,
hired So you can't.

Speaker 2 (01:06:17):
That's the thing is, you're not a little shot in
erect mickey on.

Speaker 1 (01:06:20):
But the lad's going to just so they can correct
showing any mickeys in this direct, but they're showing proper
like conservative. There was very little conservative about this movie.
It's it's actually yeah, but they were like, it's artfully done.

Speaker 2 (01:06:42):
Let's say, as a homation of.

Speaker 1 (01:06:46):
The male form.

Speaker 2 (01:06:47):
It's one admirer of the homosexuality of the whole thing.

Speaker 1 (01:06:51):
It did like if I ever had any doubts about
being straight, this laid them dressed because there was so
much hot man. Second, they weren't happening and no, it
was like what it was, I tell you what I was.
I was surprised myself a little. I winced several times
from the movie and I'd be very happy an ally
and all that I want used to be having a
good time, but I did like the boys are going

(01:07:12):
in at each other. It's a been tough. But I
don't think gave when they gave people see straight people writing,
they don't go, oh no.

Speaker 2 (01:07:19):
I think I think I've heard from a fiel lads
Yeah right, yeah, My part from Lads is like I
would have meaned like they're allergic to that stuff, same
as the same as a lot of lesbians are like,
get that painess. I don't even want the law like that.

Speaker 1 (01:07:34):
For examples of Mickey, I don't even want the deal.

Speaker 2 (01:07:37):
They'll have a dial though, but it just want to
be a Mickey, you know what I mean? Substantial saber
tooth more like a little fucking pen or something, you
know it looks like or something.

Speaker 1 (01:07:46):
Yeah, they're not great tube, no.

Speaker 2 (01:07:51):
Yeah, so we've sorted out with a lot of that.
We've actually elevated the art form of podcasting in this episode,
I think, and really taking it to new heights like.

Speaker 1 (01:08:01):
This is the podcast be massively popular or be about
as popular as it is, And that's that's currently where
we're sitting.

Speaker 2 (01:08:09):
Yeah, but we figured out new films, new franchises, new
ip I think, new history, figured out the history of pange.

Speaker 1 (01:08:16):
I wouldn't be able to do what I am going
to try and type in day. I'm going to try
to get it to do an episode because the transcripts
must be hilarious. Yeah No, it'd just be funny to
read out our scripts and see what the thing would
have a say.

Speaker 2 (01:08:29):
But yeah, monster, this episode I was live. You can
just link the Spotify episode two inside to us serious
and put this so we can put a whole transcription.

Speaker 1 (01:08:38):
Oh no, but not the transcript. I wanted to like
episode like us and just be like, yeah, look at
to do a fresh one.

Speaker 2 (01:08:44):
Yeah, like, just tell it to analyze our whole shift and.

Speaker 1 (01:08:48):
Just I'll be curious to see how it sounds when
we're reading it like a script and laughing about it,
but then also doing our own digressions. It's like ultra
meta monster folk. But that's you know, elevant and there are.
But we've always been versus machine. We've always been pioneers.

Speaker 2 (01:09:04):
Which house he's you know, that's the way it is.

Speaker 1 (01:09:07):
Chowsky sisters.

Speaker 2 (01:09:07):
Timothy Ranner, not Timothy Timothy.

Speaker 1 (01:09:11):
Timothy be good with a bone arrow, though to be fair,
I can see him having a.

Speaker 2 (01:09:16):
True tim would be like a Wizard of the movies.
You know, it shows up and up.

Speaker 1 (01:09:21):
It'd be good with the bone arrow because.

Speaker 2 (01:09:24):
Tim has armon vibes.

Speaker 1 (01:09:26):
So but he's good mm hmm, because he because he
would use his powers.

Speaker 2 (01:09:31):
I think they would like the plan. The evil bastard,
though I think he would. I think it's hard as pure,
as hard as that's why he'd like to play like
the actually Alex like ID like to see let's leave
it there.

Speaker 1 (01:09:43):
Also, yeah, it's a weird episode. It's a class man.
It's like ten out of ten. Yeah, give us another.
Reviewers give us a fifteen out of fifteen. Skeleton will
be back next to more. He might throw because skeleton
doesn't have vocal cords. He finds it very hard to skeleton.
What are you trying to say to people? There is

(01:10:06):
stuff like that, Skeleton's a good lad. I like having skeleton,
tim Skeleton and out