Spooky Hiking Stories

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
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Speaker 2 (00:09):
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but apple gets you from the wield.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
Hello everyone, what is up? I'm wrong and I am okay, eyeball, Paul,
this is manster Fuss podcast. It's going on them. And
you have a red eye on You.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
Have a red eye? Yeah that I wouldn't mind if
it was like a pink guy where just the outer
part but the height of my eye has been damaged.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
Got you man, And you're sitting over there like I
got loads of the trees A quite.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
Helped me.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
Please.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Yeah, but look I'm a component professional. I showed up
here all my eye and said, please don't go to
the park. Too much. Is not worth it. And I
said I have to do it. Give you an I bath,
give me any bath. Yeah, where we are, where we are,
it's actually to be fair. It's a bit. It's like

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when you blink you can just feel a little bit
of it, like itchy scratchy. Other than that, it's fine.
I'm probably gonna wake up with no vision in my
right eye tomorrow and be like Cigat from Street Fighter, Yeah,
or Snake please for any other video game.

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fighter has been in ship films.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Good.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
It's a good pipeline, you know. But I hope everyone's
doing well. I hope you're having a good there wherever
you maybe, and your eyeballs are fully intact and in
good shape. We definitely hope that. It's very important. Today
we have some spooky hiking encounters which I do like
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weird thing that's like there's no like a well, what's
the best way to put it? It doesn't break out
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a little small kind of industry. Well it's not small
industry versus south contained industry. It's a very little little thing.

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where only point zero one percent to have all the
money and everyone else has scraps.

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It's a real strange hobby in the way that it's
like people say, even if you're a podcast producer, like,
don't even bother releasing episodes on Saturday or someday. Apparently
people just don't listen.

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Really Yeah, I find that like hard to believe because
now it's just like, is it just commute?

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I listen to habits, kids are home, Like.

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Whenever I go anywhere, I'm listening to podcasts.

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Now, most people are very like, it's tree. We see
it in summer when listens go down and all like
people just once there's a change in routine. Podcast.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
Yeah, it is funny, like I like to listen to
podcasts going to bed and all sorts off, Like you
have wild dreams. Sometimes you listen to podcasts going to bed,
listen to a spooky podcast going to sleep, take themselves
and just see your dreams bring you.

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not be great. Imagine now if they've been on a hike,
diferent counter landing, scary. Where should this end in that story?

Speaker 1 (04:45):
If you've been on a hike and literally a terrible
thing happened to you while you were on the hike,
and nothing too there, we don't need you know you
know yourself like that. The line is we often don't
know who it is, but Monster Fuz podcast at gmail
dot com, do write in and let us know. This
was actually I was do you know what I was watching?
Rob watch them? I was watching a thing on YouTube

(05:09):
and it was just videos of people who went on
weird hikes and spliced together. It was like a top
six and there's some really interesting stuff. They're not like
some of these stories are a bit more spooky in
nature because they're not filmed. But there was some really
good stuff, Like there was a lad going on hike
and he started finding all these like notepads and like

(05:30):
bottle empty bottles of milk and all sorts of stuff,
and there was like all this wild writing on us.
Remember the fella you just have the newspapers and his windows. Yeah,
that kind of stuff like that, real conspiracy mad stuff
and obviously just being by yourself in the wilderness. The
fear of potentially like having a mad maniac out there.
Another guy people cable tied him into his van in

(05:53):
the middle of the night and now like with a
sliding or real spooky stuff. Another fellow who had a
gun and he was like, I'll shoot you, and your
moum was like, please don't, and he's like final shoot.
But it's there there, and when you see them with
the body cam footage, it's it's pretty it's pretty scary.
So it made me think that, you know, it would
be nice to do an episode just with some some stories.
So this is kind of similar to some of the

(06:14):
Urban Legend episodes we've done before in that it's just
a collection of stories. There's like eight little, you know,
first person hiking stories.

Speaker 3 (06:23):
We've done a lot of hiking, we have we've.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
Never camped though, never camped, and that's these stories, the
majority of them. You know, there's a there's obviously a
good interplay between hiking and camping. A lot of them
are about camping and the spookiness within within.

Speaker 3 (06:38):
I've camped, yeah last year, a little bit of camp
but like, yeah, non spooky, but it does. And I
think I remarked on at the time about it tho,
it's like it does hit different.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
I realize how vulnerable you are. I think when you're camping,
there's a.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
Little bit of that. Like I wouldn't necessarily say I
felt vulnerable more sol than I felt like, well, don't
orders I felt a certain type of way, but like
your brain definitely kind of goes on alert mode and
kind of goals like you need like you're very vigilant. Yeah,
that's probably the main things sense. And you're very like

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looking out for everything and there's running on around there.
But I like, personally, I know a lot of people,
it's kind of like marim either love it head I
think you're invested or not.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
Like if I mean Ireland's camping and the weather is good,
I'm like, yeah, this is great, have a phone bill
with a campfire, blah blah. If I was in America
knowing that there's bears and coyotes and wolves and all.

Speaker 4 (07:29):
That sort of stuff Bigfoot, bigfoot obviously, wolves man, dog man,
excuse me, and Wolfman's probably there to chop a cabra,
but that that I would find that like just because
there's actually a thing there that could hire me if
it found.

Speaker 3 (07:44):
You, Yeah, that would take I'll be honest, witching out
for American listeners. We have a lot of listeners in
bear country in America, which is a lot of America's
bear country. But I think that would take the crack
out of camping for me. Yeah, I don't know whether
i'd be And I don't know if if we.

Speaker 1 (07:59):
Were coming down in Caraclough and like it, Oh yeah,
there might be a bearer and it might just smell
your food in the middle night, and it might just
each of while you're alive. No, I'm not doing that.

Speaker 3 (08:09):
Like, yeah, if I was trapped, i'd be a little
bit more likely. But at the same time, I think
I find it very hard to not be on edge.
Is the is the issue now? Obviously, Like there's people
probably listening who are into going out into the wild
and an auto crack, and they'd be probably laughing at
this gone like well you know where the bears go,

(08:30):
and yeah, go and they kind of know that they're
they're rough era areas and the ranges and.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
You know whatever whatever.

Speaker 3 (08:38):
But like, to be honest, the nature the bears do
seem a little bit unpredictable at times, Like I mean,
you see so many videos of like a barrel shawp
on someone's fucking doorstep, like looking for a bit of food.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
Or in Whistler in that they had like bear proof bins.
They were so good that not even I could use them.
I couldn't even know I could, but it took me
a while. No, they just it's like so they can't
get the trash, you.

Speaker 3 (08:59):
Know, and Wis would have been full of them after
bears all over after.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
That's like BC, you know, icy, but but literally they'll
be in the streets trying to forage for the get
get food from the binsavenge.

Speaker 3 (09:13):
For non Irish listeners, like Ireland has a very I
wouldn't say it has a diverse fauna range or amount
of Like we don't really have any big predators.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
Or from that lion and player. Yeah, that's the only
thing that can really hurt it around.

Speaker 3 (09:29):
Our biggest predator is probably like a dog.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
Yeah, well more I think more cows because they fall
on farmers from time to time when they're doing stuff
killed like that's probably our biggest.

Speaker 3 (09:39):
Wild horse county down there were seeing them up in
morn and the more mountains or like a badger badger yeah,
but like but you badger as well, the badger is
not gonna they're not gonna try, and all badgers are
just badgers, keep to themselves, so like, yeah, no, there's
not much of anything man. So it's like and Ireland

(10:00):
is very different, like do you know what I mean?
The biggest danger is probably other people.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
So it's like, yes, and they're way worse when you
go camping. If you're confronted with other people, Yeah, like
that aren't camping and they're just scaley wagons up to
no good.

Speaker 3 (10:14):
So for us, the thoughts of the Spooky Hike are
slimpton on unless you're talking about high strangeness and then
you know.

Speaker 1 (10:21):
It's all done. But but you do start thinking, like
like my brain will just immediately be like, oh remember
all that stuff you said about metaphysical things bla blah
blah blah, And then I'll be like, oh, that was
all garbage. Even as I said that that wasn't real.

Speaker 3 (10:34):
But she just started taking dumb shit. Like if someone
at the campfire just starts talking about zombies like in
the now w You're like, oh, yeah, we're probably going
to get attacked by zombies in her sleep tonight.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
You know what I mean? Because fight or flight is
just looking for anything to.

Speaker 3 (10:47):
It's like, yeah, zombies makes sense.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
Yeah, sure that could happen.

Speaker 3 (10:50):
There's loads of viruses, right, So do you want to
talk about the first story we have her?

Speaker 1 (10:54):
The first story goes a little something like this. We
have eight stories in total, so if you don't like
the first three should probably just give up after that
and because we're gonna do five more. One of my
first camping experiences was almost my last. It was a
relatively isolated campsite, far enough away from civilization to have
no phone reception. There's a scary thing, but we surprisingly

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weren't the only ones there. There was a huge group
of people set up nearby, across multiple campsites. They were
a noisy group while we spent our days hiking to
nearby waterfalls. On our second night, it was already dark
and they looked to be in no hurry to finish
partying that night. As we settled in, hoping they wouldn't
keep us up all night with their rowdiness, suddenly it

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went silent, silent, like someone had turned off a switch
on radio. We were both trying to listen for noise,
a little shocked by the sudden quiet, but no more
noise came. Just about ready to fall asleep, we were
startled again by a torch light shining directly at our tent.
We both froze, wondering why someone would be walking so
close to our tent when it was a fair distance

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from the other side and the light was dancing around erratically.
The next thing we knew, our tent entrance collapsed and
the light was gone. Now, yeah, this gets weirder again,
this is a good story. We waited about ten minutes
in a quiet panic, assuming someone was messing with us.
Then we finally pushed our way through the collapsed entrance

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to see what the situation was. Shining our torch around,
we realized there was not a single tent or trailer
left in sight. They had all just suddenly disappeared without
a sound, no engine, noises, nothing. You can bet we
didn't sleep much that night. The next morning, we took
a closer look around and it was like they had

(12:44):
never been there. No obvious sign of multiple tents, caravans
or cars had been lining the fire side of the
camping ground, especially when they showed no signs they were
planning to pack up before dark that night. We'll never
know if they intentionally knocked down the front of our
tent that night before silently vanishing into the night. So

(13:05):
that is a spooky thing, big tailgate going on and
then all of a sudden and then a strange light,
foolish goings on, supernatural mm hmmm, scary though.

Speaker 3 (13:18):
Yeah. Remember when when we were kids, it was probably
only twelve, me and the lads went out camping and
drinking I think.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
Carcall Woods, oh, because everyone was like three or four
years old, and you were right, yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:33):
So I was living living life large and funnily enough.
You know, it wasn't really that scary for a young chap.
We were too busy just having the fucking crack and being.

Speaker 1 (13:43):
Especially when you're drinking as well, because it just stops
the parody that gets scared.

Speaker 3 (13:47):
Much like yourself. So that night I got something in
my eye and that round my night. I had a
piece of bark suck in the eye all night, like
a little really small bit.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
Of and you just couldn't get it out.

Speaker 3 (13:58):
I could get out, and the whole night was round
because I was just like, this is really fucking annoy The.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
Eyes are They're a wonderful organ but at the same time.
We could do with a bit more armor around them,
do you know what I mean? Like like they're really
important and they're just open there. They're just like stab me,
stab me in the eye.

Speaker 3 (14:17):
I camped it was it a solar or lunar eclipse?
There was back in like it would have been around
like the millennium, there was one. I don't know whether
it was a solar eclipse maybe not sure, I can't remember,
but camp that well, that was quite cool. We'll actually
quite quite mysterious and that going on.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
Yeah, so whatever, whether it was solar or lunar, it
went extra dark.

Speaker 3 (14:39):
It was the unusual. Which one is less common?

Speaker 1 (14:41):
I don't know?

Speaker 3 (14:42):
Yeah, is now how fuck feel?

Speaker 1 (14:44):
Like a lunar eclipse is more common?

Speaker 3 (14:47):
So like it's probably the solar eclipse.

Speaker 1 (14:49):
It could be totally wrong. I think I got a
fifty to fifty chance here.

Speaker 3 (14:52):
Yeah, I don't know. So on the next story, it
was one am and I found myself fourteen hours deep
into a grow one hundred kilometers trail race along the
desolate cliffs of the Jurassic Coast in the UK. Exhaustion
had taken us tall. This is the Prince of Parges,
Send us, and that was desperately a craving sleep. Completely alone,

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I wandered deilariously through the pitch black night, my feeble
head torch casting only a small flickering light ahead that
eerie silence. A sudden noise, A sudden noise shattered the stillness.
My heart raised and I snapped the full alertness. Panicking,
I scanned the darkness, and there in the distance I

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saw it twenty pairs of eyes, glinding like malevolent stars.
They drew nearer, and my primal fight or flight instinct
surged within me. I screamed, ah, terror gripping my very soul,
and I bolted, as if the hounds of hell were
on my heels. I raced across the treacherous cliff, the

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relentless pursuit of those on known eyes driving me forward.
The abyss to my side, a cruel reminder of the danger.
This is well they're in. I dare not glance back,
fearing what marked in the darkness. Finally I get appeared
in the distance, a beacon of hope. I sprinted through
it and it's slammed shot. It was then that I

(16:16):
realized they were just cows. I like what you did
there innocent creatures, but in that terrifying moment they had
transformed into monstrous pursuers in the day of the night.
It's good because again it lends it works twofold for

(16:37):
like sightings and paranormal sories or any high stranger and stuff.
It's like people are repporn what they actually say, Like it's.

Speaker 1 (16:44):
Not as you're saying. It's not like half the people
are bullshit. It's like it's generally probably ninety nine percent
of the people are telling the truth. It's just the
truth may not be what they think it is.

Speaker 3 (16:54):
And like that on paper, as soon as you hear
twenty eyes in you know your shit yourself, you're like,
what the fuck is that? Yeah, and then it turns
out that, yeah, it's quite explainable cours.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
But again you have to remember they kill more people
than any other animal in Ireland. So maybe the cows
they said, all we have to do is fall on
them cows knocks.

Speaker 3 (17:14):
If they don't like, yeah, you're fucked, Like you're actually
in trouble, Like if a cow there was I've never
seen anybody over a guy like pinned to a tree
by two cows. Really, yeah, they surrounded him like and
he was just crushed him. No, No, he was like
so what he was doing was he was keeping his
back to the tree and kind of like turning away
from the cows like whenever they tried to get him.
So he was okay, but they were like waiting for him.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
Yeah, because cows are funny, like if you don't look
at him, they'll kind of draw closer. They're like those
weird angel statues from Doctor Yeah. Can I remember slender
Man slender.

Speaker 3 (17:46):
Ender Man from Minecraft A yeah, yeah, or the.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
Ghosts from Mario. Yeah, but it is funny. I remember
being out cycled the bike out to like oil Gate
once during COVID, and I just grabbed like a cup
of coffee or something at the petrol station and I
was just by a gate and there's loads of cows
and I turned I just turned my back to him.
I was sleeping on the coffee and just sort of like,
you know, it was COVID, You're like, what's going on,
what's happening? Why am I an oil gay? What's happening?

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And I sit in the coffee and then I just
turned around and they had all come like right up
behind me, and now they started and spilled as soon
as I turned around and sort of ran away a bit.
But they are man, they're like curious, they're kind of
like cats, but just giant.

Speaker 3 (18:24):
They're big fuckers, like they're fuck your day up if
they don't like.

Speaker 1 (18:28):
Yeah, bow vines and fucking wreck, you know what I mean.
The ball is the bulls serious trouble cows are like whatever,
but the bull is that's that's an issue that is a.

Speaker 3 (18:37):
Big problem in Ireland. Like a lot of time in Ireland,
if you're out on a hiker, field happened. And sometimes
the field can have a ball and you never really
know because like sometimes they'll keep a ball in a
field on its own, so you're like, okay, I know
that that's a fucking ball. But then other times they're
obviously the kind of mind, the hard or whatever reason

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they're in there for, and they will fuck your dial
and a lot of time they'll kind of just emerge
from the hard and like you're like, oh, I didn't
see you, like hell, and.

Speaker 1 (19:08):
Then you're kind of going as well, like if I
run now a like red rag, well, yeah.

Speaker 5 (19:14):
That's right.

Speaker 3 (19:14):
A passage chest by ball. I've been chested a couple
of times by bulls as a kid.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
But it is like you're if the bull gets you,
it's like when you ran away from the six years.
When you're got you, you're in for a whale of
a time.

Speaker 3 (19:29):
No, Like they don't discriminate, Like now we're going to
get mashed.

Speaker 1 (19:32):
That's going to be bad. Story number three. While on
a solo trek to Echo Peak, a remote mountain in
the Appalachians, I was excited to experience the solitude and
pristine beauty of nature. The trail was challenging with steep
inclines and rocky terrains. As I neared the summit, I
know this is something peculiar. A set of footprints in

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the snow that seemed to come out of nowhere and
lead towards the edge of a cliff. The footprints were fresh,
and what was even more baffling was that they were
of bare feet, no other tracks, no signs of any equipment,
just a lone set of footprints leading to the cliff's
edge and then stopping abruptly. I cautiously approached the edge,

(20:15):
half expecting to see someone, but there was nothing, just
a sheer drop and a panoramic view of the valley below.
I scanned the area looking for any other signs of
human presence, but found none. The eerie silence of the peak,
combined with the mystery of the footprints, sent a chill
down my spine. I hurried back down, feeling uneasy and

(20:36):
frequently checking behind me. Upon returning, I shared my experience
with the local ranger station. They were equally baffled and
mentioned that no one had reported any missing persons or
unusual activity. The footprints at Echo Peak remained a mystery,
a silent testament to the unknown stories that the mountains hold. Yeah,

(20:57):
it's scary, almost like it's trying to lure you off
the edge of the cliff.

Speaker 3 (21:00):
Right, graham Man kind of did that, didn't it to be?
Grand Man?

Speaker 1 (21:04):
Yeah? What was the thing they called it? Again? Yeah,
that effect or the effect that makes you feel it's
your own shadow basically, but it makes it makes it
look like someone's chasing you.

Speaker 3 (21:16):
Yeah, I mean, look at all of these foot Prince
Man Jesus like that. That story for some reason just
reminded me of like hunting for yeah, using Tibet and
Nepal and all that, when like all the explorers were
like finding foot prints in the snow or people were saying, oh,
this is a humanoid foot print. Yeah yeah, and it

(21:40):
must have been like so we look at it right
in a capsule from now when we look back at
it and we go, oh, yeah, you know this happened
whatever whatever. But like imagine being those explorers at the time.
They were like legitimately thinking that there was a possibility.

Speaker 1 (21:56):
Of yet oh they thought that, not that they thought
it was real.

Speaker 3 (22:01):
And they were looking for like this cool I imagine how.

Speaker 1 (22:04):
Scary it must be to see like a giant monkey
man because you're talking about like going camping and people like, oh,
fucking zombies and all, like an actual yetti.

Speaker 3 (22:13):
Like these matterfuckers were going around like Nepal, which is
really hard to hike anyway, and they're going around looking
for a fucking YETI in really hard hiking conditions, goinge like,
oh yeah, let's find the YETI lads. Yeah. So it's
such a it's such an interesting thing. That's the part
of cryptozoology that like really sort of I think that

(22:35):
that idea was what really got me into cryptozoology, was
that like the adventure, yeah, that there was probably you know,
there was stuff out there that was yet to be
discovered and do you know what I mean, Like I mean, obviously,
yeah he's in Big four, maybe a bit out there,
but in general like that, the world still had a
bit of hidden mis.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
Still the time, it seemed plausible, not possible. And you
got to remember as well, like you know, when were
they finding dinosaur fossils and creating what they thought that
these bones looked like when they were full, So it's
not so you kind of there's a party probably going, well,
I don't know, did they have carbon dating back then?
I'm sure they had some. They had some idea maybe about.

Speaker 3 (23:15):
All the new bones, like they were finding bones in
Roman times, you know what I mean, and even further back,
and I don't think they really knew what they belonged to.
It was like they had series dragons and been idea.

Speaker 1 (23:27):
Yeah, yeah, but it is. It is a cool thing
to consider that even when they were going out looking
for mckelay and Bembe, like they were going, oh yeah,
there could be a few of these left, which would
have been such a next sight, like can you imagine
it's like the start or you know, when they get
to the park in Jurassic Park, see the Rondosaurus or whatever,
like excuse me, very similar dinosaurs at first, like were

(23:51):
you and Ken? But do you know it's it's like
can you imagine what that would be like to actually
see you know.

Speaker 3 (23:59):
Just even like gone to a village. Now I know,
I'm mostly the boys were collologists bolloxologists, but like gone
to a village and then telling you like there is
actually you know, there is like a big bastard of
a dinosaur, like that's killing fucking stuff.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
Or even here's the paw.

Speaker 3 (24:14):
Yeah you know, yeah, man would have been listening to
we all look at it now and we go, oh yeah,
this was like yeah, this is a killed story. But
like no, there was there was a space and time
where people were like legitimately.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
Because it's like back then you had like gentlemen, explorers, gender.
It was basically just like rich folk was that we're
just doing stuff like you know Isaac Newton, know he's
like I'm just figuring out science because I'm rich.

Speaker 3 (24:40):
It was like crowd he was he was able to
go off a fucking gallivant because he had a bit
of money, like exactly like if he didn't have money,
he wouldn't have been done all galian.

Speaker 1 (24:47):
Imagine if they had had Instagram for the boys wouldn't
have done that.

Speaker 3 (24:53):
So back to our hiking stories. Once I went on
a multi day backpacking trip in the Colorado Wilderness with
my boyfriend. Her first day on the trail was picturesque
and peaceful.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
Sweaty, tense.

Speaker 3 (25:06):
Yeah, they were run the tenth That question for a laugh,
because you know, I know, answer.

Speaker 1 (25:19):
Have I?

Speaker 3 (25:20):
No, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
I don't think you haven't. That's why I know about you.
You your chance would be the sinhouette of the drummers
on his side. That shouldn't have been legally allowed to
be sold as a tent.

Speaker 3 (25:40):
Once, so we got back to this. That was a
funny cap Actually it was horrendously annoying. But I climbed
the steep hello das into the trail that looked semi flat.
Oh wait, sorry, she says she needed to use the
facilit Now. She climbed the steep hill adjacent to the

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trail that look semi flat. When I had dipped out
the site of my boyfriend, I was shocked to find
that the area contend the remains of an entire campsite.
There was a tent that had collapsed from the center
sleeping bags, backpacks, and assorted camping gear like gas canisters
in rope. It had all been there at least one winter.
I immediately feared for the hikers and whatever strange fate

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might have befallen them. Why would they abandon their entire campsite,
backpacks and all. Where did they go here? And if
they weren't experience backpackers, how would they end up here?
Had a dispersed campsite in the remote wilderness of Colorado.
After returning to Denver, I reported the incident to the
Forest Service. I tried to describe where the site had been,

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but it was pretty remote. The agent told me that
sometimes people just abandoned their campsites leave no tracy fucking bastards.
I suppose it's possible they just brought out all that
air to camp but then hiked backwardout it, but it
seems like such a strange thing to do. I'll probably
never know if that's what actually happened to those campers.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
And Colorado spook. There's kind of the opposite of the
first one, where all the campsites disappear. The campsites maybe
the campsite morphed, it went in space and just arrived
in Colorado, but the people were lost.

Speaker 3 (27:22):
The fuckers are you know? That's like Ockham's raiser for
the story is like I just campsite that I use
in glenmor Lore in Wicklow, and then Constill be leaving
her fucking tents and all, and then other Constant be
trying to burn the towns on the campfire, and I'm like, congratulations,
you've covered every rock in plastic.

Speaker 1 (27:42):
Yeah, idiot, but like yeah, like if you're if you're
going to go on camp, you should at least have
the maturity to like not cause a mess.

Speaker 3 (27:49):
What it is is unfortunately in Ireland our association with
everything you have to drink. So what happens in Ireland
is the heads go through the bout and camp and
get pissed. So then they all go and get pissed.
A couple of lads that go camping aren't actually interested
in camping at all. They just want to get pissed.

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So they're by your chapel disposible tenth to get to
the campsite.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
I don't want to use.

Speaker 3 (28:14):
Yeah, to them, it's disposible because they're the.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
West Coast coolers. They want to burn it on the fire.

Speaker 3 (28:20):
But no, no, the way I up home over next
day and ago, I'm not packing up this ship and gone,
and then the tend' is left her.

Speaker 1 (28:26):
No, I will say that as a man who's camped before.
I am fond of a drink on a camp, but
I would never never ever leave anything behind.

Speaker 3 (28:33):
No, I like it. I like a drink on a
camp as well, but like do you know what I mean?
Within reason and like going camping is not a reason
to get pissed.

Speaker 1 (28:43):
It's a reason to go camping.

Speaker 3 (28:44):
Yeah, yeah, which is like in Ireland is like no.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
No, but but we can't get.

Speaker 3 (28:49):
And I'm like, no, no, but you're supposed to just
enjoy the experience, Like, yeah, you don't.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
Have to get pisted nature.

Speaker 3 (28:54):
I got remember our time, like I went camping with
lads for ageously and we went camp and score or
there no, and we went fucking camping in the woods
and their heads like took out a lot of whiskey,
a lot of fucking gin, and they were boiling sausages
in gin and I'm like this is I wasn't even
drinking at the time actually, so well I just kind

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of taket holder and like two of them fell down
the mountain trying to get Yeah. Yeah, two of them
fell down the mountain trying to get firewood in the dark.
They had no torches, notatten.

Speaker 1 (29:27):
But that was a very last minute camp as well.

Speaker 3 (29:30):
It was but you know what I mean. And then
let's let's boil sausages in like gin or something.

Speaker 1 (29:38):
Let's see the big problem there is like and and
here's what I say. If you're going to drink, at
least fucking drink, don't be like boiling things. And if
you're gonna drink the whiskey, drink the whiskey.

Speaker 3 (29:48):
We had a sarplus I think I think that was
And so then all the sausages, sausages are pink, like
they weren't even cooked. And then the next morning the
rolls of fun and not pink sausages, but like we
didn't sleep because draw dickheads, so you know. And it
was like one of those things where I was like, well,
I'm not drinking. I'm getting into tent and going to sleep.

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I went into the tense about two or in the morning,
fell asleep. All of them were like camp under the stars.
It was fucking November. I was like, lads, you wanted
I was like, lady, just want to be walking back.
So of course what happened started raying, running, then wake
me up, jumping and hop me langer and I was
like just going, I'm with this and so then after
about five minutes of this, I was like, right, I'm off,

(30:31):
I got uppt in my car. But sure like you
can't just what I'm saying, like camping is not supposed
to be fucking dickheads in the woods.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
Like at this age, just like to be fair, now
I went camp with me cousins over COVID and dickheads
in the woods. No, we did drink a lot. We
weren't in them anyway. About the worst thing we did
was we all went swimming. Yeah, we did about one
in the morning.

Speaker 3 (30:55):
Homosexual cousin homosexual, thank you very much.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
It was more cool and tribal.

Speaker 3 (31:01):
It was more like cool tribals, the tribal sort.

Speaker 1 (31:06):
Of and I'm technically from water they're from Waterford fighting
out of Italian. But no, it was good crack. It
was actually a really fun night. I just we started drinking.
The rum got away from a bit, but it was
very we were very responded. We had the crack, but
like cleaned everything up, didn't leave a trace him in there.

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That's if you're gonna go white.

Speaker 3 (31:28):
It looks, you know what I mean, Like, just don't
be a fucking idiot like that.

Speaker 1 (31:32):
But also when you guys went camp, that was like
over twenty years ago, like or something, maybe fifteen, not
far off mention what I mean.

Speaker 3 (31:41):
So I really hate that. I hate that. I really
hate those guys I had that we're able to say
it was twenty years ago about anything.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
Yeah, I heard that we are. That's not even covering
I heard that that'sn't even covering the coolest stuff. We
heard that twenty years ago. That's horrible. I was when
that ship was happening. We need to stop. We were
less than half of our lives that we are now,
that's how bad.

Speaker 3 (32:06):
Or we need to stop. We need to stop all that.
We need to stop stop.

Speaker 1 (32:10):
We can't stop.

Speaker 3 (32:11):
You have to figure it out.

Speaker 1 (32:12):
And you know what else, we can't stop leading out
these scary stories. Man. When I moved to a small
town nestled in the Rockies, I was eager to explore
the local trails. Pine Ridge was a popular one, known
for its breathtaking views and challenging ter range. Yeah, Good Street.
One sunny morning, I set out alone, armed with a

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map and my Salomon hiking boots. Good boots. Yeah, is
that like it's thrown in Salmon? Is that kind of like.

Speaker 3 (32:39):
It's a bit of a brand name, Salomon to be
some of the most expensive kind of synthetic hiking boos
you can get you.

Speaker 1 (32:46):
Let's see. I like him, you like them? They're nice.

Speaker 3 (32:48):
I don't have a parable. Well, maybe my marls are fine.
We'll talk about hiking cool.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
I sure. I love that. The trail began innocuously enough,
winding through dense plain forest. I'm learning my night top
right now, pretty pretty dripping, and the scent of fresh
pine and the chirping of birds created a serene atmosphere.
As I ventured deeper, I came across a fork in

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the path.

Speaker 3 (33:17):
Two roads, yellow wood traveled Twain. If only I had
my solemn, But I just have the sick pair of cortex,
all the half cortex.

Speaker 1 (33:32):
That's Cordex. Work man. They were a technology.

Speaker 3 (33:34):
The shoe technology actually are wearable tack all across the board.
You're canna have a Cordex jacket if it pleases you.
Unfortunately I haven't. After setting me up here Cordex has
following microplastics literally leaches microplastics does it the coating and
the jackets drips off and that is PFU goes down. Yeah,

(34:01):
sperm is like fucking acting all stupid and ship saying that, other
saying fuck.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
Your sperm comes out looking like a spider and eight
sperms are going.

Speaker 3 (34:10):
Around finding new campsites. That what's happening.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
Yeah, that's not what ferms are like those lads a
higher core gigs you know, when they're flying out the
elbows and doesn't know where it's going circles.

Speaker 3 (34:21):
I don't know what my sperms are like yours like alas, yeah,
good mind, probably strong, I.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
Got I got to no test before the fine fine sperm.

Speaker 3 (34:33):
That's some of the highest quality sperm in the.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
Or why is that?

Speaker 3 (34:38):
I'd say, just good food, good life, living a local,
you know, to be fair. Yeah, yeah, a bill.

Speaker 1 (34:48):
Be assuming the power of animals, a bit of good
fucking Irish base, a lot of fish to my sperms.

Speaker 3 (34:53):
That's to ruin your sperms, I don't think so. Mercury.

Speaker 1 (34:58):
Mercury is in retrograde, so it's.

Speaker 3 (35:00):
It's all your Spanish con around like the Silver Sorfer
fucking metal.

Speaker 1 (35:04):
Yeah, he was pretty cool.

Speaker 3 (35:06):
Though, excuse you, actually, excuse me.

Speaker 1 (35:08):
I was talking about check your movie, check your I
will not check your will not be a checker.

Speaker 3 (35:13):
Lord, bitch, it's twenty twenty twenty five brought them.

Speaker 1 (35:18):
You're like, that's a female, But back in two thousand
and eight it was. It was Doug Jones who was
made famous in all the Guermodel Toro films as the
lad who dresses up and weird. So you know, the
fellow with the hand the eyes. That's dope.

Speaker 3 (35:32):
He's Andy Sarkis of Glare Model.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
Torrow pretty much. He's not as annoying as Andy Sarkis
again interviews, he's like, the automation doesn't actually do anything.
I do everything like Column.

Speaker 3 (35:44):
Looks like if you went around on set like Column
like he did, you'd be saying I did going around Like.

Speaker 1 (35:52):
If he did that without the animation, it looks fucking tragic,
because the animation is very important. But he's like, the
automation doesn't matter even a little bit. I know a
lot of animators.

Speaker 3 (36:04):
I like him.

Speaker 1 (36:04):
I never heard I never heard the exact code, but
I heard a lot of animators talking.

Speaker 5 (36:09):
It sounds like.

Speaker 3 (36:12):
More probably make up is as it's probably seems like
I is.

Speaker 1 (36:19):
Stupid and weird.

Speaker 3 (36:20):
I like him.

Speaker 1 (36:21):
I'm only joking. I like him as well, all the
stuff he's got loudly he did, he was, he is
a teston, he's he's he plays the South African fellow
with cut.

Speaker 3 (36:35):
The come on bro. Yeah, they're all from the South Africans.
They're a bit like kind of because the Netherlands people
are high on gabba. So it's a little bit like
that gabba is yeah gaba beans.

Speaker 1 (36:53):
Yeah, yeah, my gabba is very your gab out the
norm I did people told me the Dutch before they
said they're they're all like the baseline for a Dutch
person is mental.

Speaker 3 (37:08):
Yeah, because like a lot of people are like are
they rude or are they just Dutch. It's like a
kind of a thing. It's like are all Dutch people
just our souls? Or are our sohols just Dutch. That's
one of those kind of philosophical questions.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
Chicken and egg kin is like real.

Speaker 3 (37:27):
Blunt and like kind of like they don't really understand
now answer or anything like yeah, I see, I think
we're just that odds of like as cultures Ireland and
all of them.

Speaker 1 (37:38):
I think we get on okay though, because you know.

Speaker 3 (37:40):
Attract Ireland. Like one of the main problems people face
in Ireland is implied things, invisible implication in social things
Irish or fucking chronic.

Speaker 1 (37:54):
For that. We don't say yes or no.

Speaker 3 (37:56):
We say like it's like yeah and you know and
you don't you know yourself yeah, and like it's all
you kind of navigate this invisible social.

Speaker 1 (38:06):
Like if someone says, would you like a cup of tea?
And you irish er if you're having everything, I'm actually
direct you want.

Speaker 3 (38:13):
Whereas the Dutcher like hyperdirect. Yeah, it's it's like to
and then because.

Speaker 1 (38:20):
Are so direct that they're prostitutes living boxes and show
you their befitutes keeping on out. In Holland, they're like fucking.

Speaker 3 (38:33):
Because I said Holland. Sometimes they're recently and someone was like,
fucking right, Boomer, it's neverland.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
Like the island is thing weak are what is it?
What is it?

Speaker 3 (38:44):
It's Netherlands is not Holland anymore Holland?

Speaker 1 (38:47):
What is it? Like? Whatland Holland?

Speaker 3 (38:50):
I don't understand. I thought it was Holland, Like no,
but I think I'm just a little bit of sociology.
Is that right word.

Speaker 1 (38:58):
I don't know, they don't.

Speaker 6 (39:02):
You know, there are odds with US associology, the study
you people are fucking stupid man, not that they're just
they're different, you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (39:14):
Sometimes man blend those cultures. But maybe we could work.
We could, we are we could do you know, we're
not were never direct. You know.

Speaker 3 (39:24):
The more direct a in Ireland's the more you are
to be like a pray Yeah, you know.

Speaker 1 (39:28):
What I mean. I just think you have the autism, yeah.

Speaker 3 (39:30):
Or the just people just want to avoid you, like
like this motherfucker's just too real.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
He's too direct, Like, how are you getting on? I'm not, well,
you're going to fox sake for fox sake?

Speaker 3 (39:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (39:41):
I don't know the Dutch though, any Dutch people like me,
so I always going.

Speaker 3 (39:44):
On with never met a Dutch person, I know, like one.

Speaker 1 (39:47):
Or two one Dutch person they're ground like, yeah, fucking cunt,
you know they never I've never heard that, never heard
say that crypts.

Speaker 3 (40:06):
Crypt Yeah, bast he's.

Speaker 1 (40:11):
But bas I think gets a lot of the he
gets a lot of the straight talking out by battering. Yeah.
He was like liver kick. He felt good about that.

Speaker 3 (40:20):
Yeah, but look, you know, if you want to get
back to the Solomon, sorry, you can't do Stacey Solomon.

Speaker 1 (40:26):
As I ventured deeper, I came across a fork in
the path. The left seemed well trodden, while the right
was overgrown, less defined. Story of my life. Trusting my
adventurous spirit, I chose the path less.

Speaker 3 (40:41):
Taken, mad, I don't trust.

Speaker 1 (40:44):
That's when like the n C or the fucking whatever.
What was the show that you know, the show.

Speaker 3 (40:52):
Talking all that?

Speaker 1 (40:53):
You know you're saying, remember remember the show when the
man you find the dead?

Speaker 3 (40:58):
Wow, don't get food again last night? And sure you
all yourself like and you're like, yeah, yeah it was
biggie keepan you know yourself yourself.

Speaker 1 (41:10):
Sure yeah, look you know your the t goes out
and the top goes in. You're like, what the fuck
are you people talking about? But you know, you do
know does.

Speaker 3 (41:19):
The cheese a bit like you know, yeah, okay, thanks, yeah,
but but you know.

Speaker 1 (41:26):
You ever see when they when the Irish person starts,
it's kind of what the older generation actually, they start
to talk hushed because they're talking wild ship about someone.
But they're saying it and I know, you know yourself,
like he was down. He's got an alcoloun he likes
his drinking drink and you know, yeah, he went to

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the doctor and he gave him all right, he's got depression.

Speaker 3 (41:53):
Know how to do? They do?

Speaker 1 (41:55):
They do?

Speaker 3 (41:55):
We're terrible restance. We should be more direct. I think
we should be more touching.

Speaker 1 (42:06):
I think that the I think that the younger Irish
are a lot more direct generation. The lads are robbing
bikes and all very direct. They say, give me direct.
They're not real.

Speaker 3 (42:18):
Irish don't understand nuance of conversation and alied implication.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
In and that till you goes give me our bleeding. No,
I don't like them.

Speaker 3 (42:31):
Let's go back to this.

Speaker 1 (42:32):
However, progressed, the trail became increasingly narrow and indistinct. Oh gosh,
the trees seemed to close in around me, and the
once clear path was now littered with fallen branches and thick.
I checked my map, but this offshoot wasn't on the map. Determined,
I pressed on, hoping the trail would, but it did not. Instead,

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it ended abruptly at a sheer cliff drop overlooking a
deep canyon. Confused, I were raised my steps, but to
my horror, the path I had come from had vanished.
The forest seemed to shift, and the landmarks I remembered
were nowhere in sight. We've been walking in circles. Panics
set in. How had I lost my way on a

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well known trail? Hours felt like days as I tried
to find my way back, the Sun's position my only guide.
Eventually I stumbled my way back to the main trail,
exhausted and shaken. Locals later told me that many had
been led astray on Pine Ridge, with the forest layout
seeming to change inexplicably. Some believe it's the land's way

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of testing its visitors, while others think it's just easy
to get disoriented in the dense woods. That'll be the
Dutch be very whatever the reason, I now tread with caution,
respecting the unpredictable nature.

Speaker 2 (43:51):
Of Pine Ridge.

Speaker 3 (43:53):
Now say that it's cool.

Speaker 1 (43:55):
I kind of do, like that that story where you
go into the hike and it just everything changes.

Speaker 3 (44:01):
It's because she was wearing Solomon. She went too far.

Speaker 1 (44:04):
Maybe they thought like they were, like, you have your
good gear, but maybe you're not a real hiker. Maybe
you're not deserving of this Solomon, and so the the
forest said, let's see who's a real one.

Speaker 3 (44:16):
So you're very expensive about emmen, but see the thing
is like dirt. Yeah, Like meryals are great because they're
a good price to performance ratio. Mine are still kicking shit.

Speaker 1 (44:27):
But is it just like those degrees of better get
smaller and smaller than further we go, but the price
gets wilder and wilder.

Speaker 3 (44:35):
But you appreciate the affordable ones that gets you to
the places you want.

Speaker 1 (44:39):
To go when you're poor like us.

Speaker 3 (44:40):
Yeah, like the Meryl's like once I high Krentole, I
have done all the highest peaks in the British Isles
in Ireland.

Speaker 1 (44:47):
I just wear my high text and I just get
on with it.

Speaker 3 (44:49):
Yeah exactly. There you go just be like yeah, and
you know what you're like my ship high texts are
like it's actually entry level.

Speaker 1 (44:59):
But yeah, but the more the word.

Speaker 3 (45:03):
Draw must more impressive then because they're like You're like,
they're soft working, cheap and they've taken me up all
these cool ass mountains. Now you know, you were lucky
that we most of our hiking was a nice clement weather.

Speaker 1 (45:19):
Yeah, so what I have my high text, I believe
wile to take me through the worst conditions.

Speaker 3 (45:25):
I did actually really waterproof them for didn't I.

Speaker 1 (45:28):
Yeah, yeah you did, you did before we went out
to Scotland.

Speaker 5 (45:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (45:33):
That the was the only thing about that miss a
bit that hikes.

Speaker 1 (45:36):
We'll getting another hiking.

Speaker 3 (45:37):
We need to get scaffold in. Yeah, we need to
do Scaffole next year, next spring, next spring. Maybe a
little bit after a yeah, yes, like day after.

Speaker 1 (45:49):
Take we take a few days off over in April.
People get sick all over the boat, get sick in
the boat. Yeah, we'll get delayed for fourteen hours to
do it all. Yes, sounds good.

Speaker 3 (46:03):
This time last weekend and I was sitting in a
pub in Pembroke.

Speaker 1 (46:09):
Depressed. Oh that's right. Yeah, we did on the Tuesday last.

Speaker 3 (46:14):
So there's an old abandoned road behind my house that
winds down the mountain beside the ski hills. It was
abandoned because no one lived on it and it was
costing the town too much money to maintain in and
it's but it's a cool spot to go hiking.

Speaker 1 (46:29):
Now.

Speaker 3 (46:30):
One day I was hiking down towards the river. At
the bottom of the road. It was fall so the
leaves were off, and it was very bright in the woods.
I came around the corner to a section of the
road that was washed out, so I was focusing more
on my footing than my surroundings.

Speaker 1 (46:46):
But something caught my eye.

Speaker 3 (46:48):
I look up and there's a cougar frozen in fair
about ten feet away from me. It was probably thinking
the same thing. I was, Holy fuck, Now what do
I do? So we just sit there staring at each
other for a minute or two when we suddenly when
suddenly a stick cracks behind me, which makes me jump,
and that scares the cougar. The thing scrambled to turn
around and run just like a housecat, and disappears into

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the trees. I turned around to see what made the noise,
and it was a deer. A fucking deer scared off
the court the cougar by stepping on a stick. Granted,
if I wasn't there to put the cougar on edge already,
that there probably would have been dead. And similarly, if
the deer hadn't been in the situation, hadn't been there,
the situation might not have ended as well for me,
because we all survived based on share. Look, yeah, it

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kind of seems like he or she intruded into a
bit of a stand off there that was about the
time place, and she kind of cock blocked the cougar.

Speaker 1 (47:46):
S Yeah, and the deer sort of cock blocked the
cougar as well, and everyone was just blocked, you know,
couldn't eat the human, couldn't eat the deer. Would the
deer maybe wouldn't have been the human. Cougars running away?

Speaker 3 (47:59):
Yeah, wildcats, I'd almost probably, like i'd sooner fucking at
least with a bear, you're probably in order count is
common there is the wildcat.

Speaker 1 (48:07):
Like. The part with the cat is that it'll go
for your jug. It'll kill you first, where the bear
will just hold you down and eat you, and that's first. Possibly,
I mean, if you're lucky, you might get a get
an urse first.

Speaker 3 (48:20):
Yeah, I think, yeah, I probably.

Speaker 1 (48:22):
I think I'd get taken by a cat if I'm
going in a real one. It'd be so dumb to
die by your cat, like, especially because they're just muscly
versions of the stupid.

Speaker 3 (48:31):
Yeah, like a bastard like oh yeah, here we are now,
wouldn't feel like a bastard of the.

Speaker 1 (48:37):
Bear does have more gravitas to it. But it's just
being eaten alive fucking sucks.

Speaker 3 (48:43):
Well, Like the good news about that is like if
you have a piece on you, do you know what
I mean? Like even if he starts with your leg
or your ars, cheek or something, you might be able
to shoot the count.

Speaker 1 (48:52):
Like, Yeah, when you said peace, I thought you meant
a big willy that I thought, just.

Speaker 3 (48:59):
Like I'm tiring big three fifty seven motherfucker I see of.

Speaker 1 (49:07):
A P fifty one.

Speaker 3 (49:08):
No, Like I mean, Charlie, you know, like, let's have
shot and killed bears before.

Speaker 1 (49:13):
The Yeah, say, it'd be better off trying to shoot
and kill a bear than a cat. True, cat would
be more nimble, It will be more quick.

Speaker 3 (49:21):
Dodging on it.

Speaker 1 (49:22):
Yeah, be cool. Yeah Wolf, Now I'd say wolf be
the ultimate badass because wolf is nimble like a cat,
but more aggressive like a bear. Talking about cougars, like
about lions and tigers and.

Speaker 3 (49:34):
Ship wolves walls of the time kind of avoid people
all on.

Speaker 1 (49:38):
But there could be one wolf and he just hasn't
He doesn't feel good like he's he's a lot of
trauma and it's unfortunately made him into a bit of
a weird psychopath. Like the Jeffrey Dalmer of wolves. He's like,
come down here and take off your top and each wolves.
Wolves are very cool. I shouldn't liken them to Jeffrey
Dahmer Star number seven. I was doing an internship and

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staying in the basement of a friend of a friend.
The house was located far from town in a mostly
wooded area. Behind the house, about fifty feet away, was
a mile long path through the woods. I would walk
the path on nice days, and I enjoyed the serenity
of it. One night at dinner, I mentioned to my
hosts that I had seen what appeared to be a
house in good condition about a half a mile away.

(50:24):
It was set back from the path on the opposite side,
with no obvious access to any local roads. I didn't trespass.
This was all that I could see from the path,
so I asked about it, and one of my hosts said, Oh,
that's our neighbor. He's a hermit and hardly ever comes out.
Nice guy, but best to leave him alone. Speaking of Dalmer,
no problem. A few days later, I'm on the path

(50:46):
and as I near the section where the hermit lives,
something catches my eye movement, so I turned my head
and saw a man completely dressed in white pants, shirt hat,
slowly walking through what looked like a garden in his yard.
He stopped and looked right at me, so I gave
a friendly smile and a short wave, and I kept
on going. On my return, he was nowhere to be seen.

(51:07):
The next week, I go out again. This time, as
I get closer to the same section, I feel like
I'm being watched. It was more intense than I'd ever
had the feeling before, so I slowed and listened very carefully,
trying to casually glance around. When I saw it. About
twenty feet ahead of me, Perched on top of a
thin dead tree trunk just below eye level, was a

(51:30):
dirty and mutilated doll's head. It might not sound like much,
but it was freaky. I looked at it and made
an obvious nodding gesture, deliberately turned around and went the
other way. I never went back there for the rest
of my time with my friend.

Speaker 3 (51:46):
The nodding gesture is kind of a greeting thing as
a I.

Speaker 1 (51:50):
Think it's more he was more like, Okay, I get it.
He was saying to the old mine. It's like, yeah,
that's cool. The old man obviously a little bit unhinged me.

Speaker 3 (52:00):
Yeah, but we need to kind of stop sigmatizing harmits
in the woods because I may end up being one
at some point in my move.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
So I would kind of prefer continue our stigma of
hermits in the woods by denouncing might be off in.

Speaker 3 (52:13):
The woods, and then people think I'm a spoken conscious
because I want to live in the woods.

Speaker 1 (52:17):
On me on like I used to do a podcast.
Maybe he's fucking weird man, Well, yeah that is, or
he was a hermit and he let it all inside.
He's weird.

Speaker 3 (52:27):
Yeah, yeah, maybe both.

Speaker 1 (52:29):
I think you and me, I think we'll die having
never known any of the things that we said we
would do. But I think we're yeah, but we're right.
I do wonder sometimes about when we're like a bit
older and we sort of have nothing left to live for, Well,
then we just go, let's go into the woods's live
out our final days.

Speaker 3 (52:51):
Yeah, yeah, there's yeah, because you and you're a bit harmity.

Speaker 1 (52:57):
But we're we're harmity, but we also like the modern
convenience of life.

Speaker 3 (53:01):
Yeah, but that's fine. You can be a matter at
harmis neo harmos.

Speaker 1 (53:04):
But you can only use a PlayStation two, which I
think I'd be fine with. Let's prey games.

Speaker 3 (53:10):
I get excited at the idea of putting a DVD
in that c r T TV over there, watching c
r T resolution DVDs. That's exciting.

Speaker 1 (53:19):
That is fun.

Speaker 3 (53:20):
Yeah, watching like the metrics on that TV. We have
the metrics.

Speaker 1 (53:26):
I think I actually do the matrics on DVD. We
put on watch all three watching on that thirteen inch TV.
That's what That's the experience, man, it's pretty cool. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (53:40):
What do you think? What do you there, fucking mister
Sony or something. What do you want in a big
forty inch study or something?

Speaker 1 (53:47):
The tea? Man? Is it a sonyr son? That's class?
I love ship.

Speaker 3 (53:55):
Class brother, I said, there's I said, Sanna are probably
one of the fucking like man gangs in China and Japan.
If you went over to the Japan and talked about Sanyol,
that fuck have your skinned.

Speaker 1 (54:05):
But I'm not in Japan. I mean you should be.
I mean I say, Sanyo, bring your sadio.

Speaker 3 (54:14):
Bring me back, take bring me back please.

Speaker 1 (54:18):
Well, you were getting further and further away from the
life of well. Actually know a lot of hermits live
in Japan.

Speaker 3 (54:24):
Yeah, there's a couple of little japan there's like, yeah,
there's there's a little there. His job is this is
just like quin essential Japanese, cool dude stuff. He goes
around the little van with like all he does the
grocery shopping, probably old people. Well, like he stocks his
van and then he goes around and parks up and
all the people come out and buy stuff out this
little van.

Speaker 1 (54:44):
That's nice.

Speaker 3 (54:44):
He has like fresh fish and a little freezer in
the van.

Speaker 1 (54:47):
Was here about the open premium price? That's affordable?

Speaker 3 (54:53):
Actually, he said a lot of them only spend about
ten hours maybe the other things.

Speaker 7 (55:00):
It's not like whatever, like oh you're gonna spend five
I hate currencies that are like that.

Speaker 1 (55:08):
It's just stupid, like like oh yeah, here, give me
twelve grand for this penny jelly. Fuck off with your nonsense.

Speaker 3 (55:17):
A bit rude, But let's get onto the last story.
While my dad was stationed in alame the Air base
in San Francisco, he and some of the ship meants
decided to go camping while I leave. They drove to
a sporting duds I believe near Berkeley. Shouts out Berkeley.
Someone needs to confirm that to get what they needed.
While there, they met two professors from Berkeley. Apparently these

(55:41):
two professors were green horns, as my dad called them,
and you know nothing about camping or supplies, and as
a green horn because he doesn't like Solomon.

Speaker 1 (55:50):
Shoes, I wouldn't spend trash.

Speaker 3 (55:54):
So they asked my dad to help them pick out
what they need. Then they told my dad that an
order from California Logging Company had contacted them at the
university and asked them to come up to northern Cali
and investigate some large animal that was just stroying things.
And they're logging camp.

Speaker 1 (56:12):
On that video.

Speaker 7 (56:13):
But your man says that Bigfoot gave him a knobber.
It just head just started laughing. It's like this fell
in the wounds, and he goes.

Speaker 1 (56:24):
I'm not even joking, guys, Bigfoot, she came out. It
was a girl before, and she gave me a fucking knobber.

Speaker 3 (56:31):
Yeah, for sure. But remember just that story of big
fun get riding your man and I'll drag them back
to the camp or something and roll them.

Speaker 1 (56:41):
Just imagine like Bigfoot in the virus and being terrified
for your life and then it just rides you that's
I mean, is it better or worse class?

Speaker 3 (56:52):
But like if you're finding a big Foot, I mean
this moment like those big Foot with you find big
foot and then also big.

Speaker 8 (56:58):
Maybe I'd like I just have David going to stay
hard like those big women aren't great?

Speaker 3 (57:06):
Yeah, very hard, said The orders are real. Yeah, smelling
like a zoo one day changing like that wouldn't be
good enough. No no, no, no no. They told my
dad that someone or something was really reac and have
it in the area.

Speaker 1 (57:23):
While I was thinking about all these things like pulling
out last second, you don't get it, pregnant and stuff.

Speaker 8 (57:34):
Just thinking about all these things, man, and I just
feel weird, like that someone I don't want to think
about it after someone.

Speaker 3 (57:41):
Out there that probably fantasize is about like pregnant and
big foot.

Speaker 1 (57:44):
Yeah that's not me. That is you.

Speaker 3 (57:50):
You would like big fool to take Amazon, big taking
the Amazon.

Speaker 1 (57:56):
That to be fair, if anyone was going to take
me Amazon like big for to probably be And then.

Speaker 8 (58:02):
You're like you're trying to know it's it's cool. It's
a girl Bigfoot and I'm actually riding her. It's pretty cool,
you guys. So I'm not getting bummed by big foot
on the truck. The girl, but I'm actually riding her.
She's just using my legs for purchase. Like yeah, like

(58:27):
the strength of her, you have nothing.

Speaker 3 (58:30):
Yeah, first after her, I think she would and.

Speaker 2 (58:33):
She'd be like, you're doing nothing, you're idiot, you will be.

Speaker 1 (58:46):
She would like, I don't think she'd let you slip
out like she'd be. You're not getting out there, brother,
you are paying alimony to your big foot children. It's
like they come out like donkeys, all fucked up. Not
like it's weird looking, I say not. Yeah, no, I said,
it'll be all right, you know, mix it well, it

(59:10):
looks like kind of ron Parliament probably kind of probably
just kind of like a cross between me and a
big foot is run, yeah, cross between me a big
foot bags runs big.

Speaker 3 (59:30):
That I'm trying to think of like well I thought
Rob Bartman in general, but I'm trying to know because
like a tall lady, I'm trying to think because you're
not very hairy, so it's tall hair, it'd be it'd
be it'll be actually someone that's quite tall. It'll be
like it's trying on a w W A or something.

Speaker 1 (59:50):
It's quite hairy and looks like a cross between you
and a Sasquatch hero. Maybe yeah, hero is tall.

Speaker 3 (59:59):
And just Kevin Nash Diesel diesels too.

Speaker 1 (01:00:04):
He's to California like big Sexy Rooskev mirro Is Rooce keV.
Show you picture big, big sexy, big Sasky.

Speaker 3 (01:00:13):
Kevin Ash would write the big Foot, and the big
Foot would.

Speaker 1 (01:00:15):
Be Vins might say the Big fun could do quite
a bit, Kevin, do you think so? Yeah, Kevin Kevin
stuff with his hips and all and the big not today.
Bitch be wearing like leather taps. You know, there's brou
oh yeah, now he has the head he's shaving.

Speaker 3 (01:00:36):
There could be that a bit like Andre the Giant
or something.

Speaker 5 (01:00:39):
The Giant is.

Speaker 3 (01:00:40):
That's a good. Yeah, big fucking off of the.

Speaker 1 (01:00:45):
Did you ever hear the story about him?

Speaker 3 (01:00:49):
Because and it was so bad they were like get out,
you said, off the fire alarm and the tray after take.

Speaker 1 (01:00:56):
Yeah, I took ships so bad. It smelled like sulfur.
And they were like, don't smoke fags in the toilet.
And I was like, yeah, that was probably more of
a sasquatch type.

Speaker 3 (01:01:07):
So now you keep in my story here and I
never derailed yours. You are rude.

Speaker 1 (01:01:13):
You're not known for it at all.

Speaker 3 (01:01:15):
I think actually, if we were to put it to
our listeners, i'd say you you derailed stories more often.

Speaker 1 (01:01:20):
Yeah, I'm giddy like because I get to the ten
at night, I don't go to bed by ten. I
start to turn into a pumpkin.

Speaker 3 (01:01:32):
I don't know exactly where he said they went, but
I do remember it was near California Oregon state line,
and I believe close to the ocean, but I could
be off on that detail.

Speaker 1 (01:01:41):
He said.

Speaker 3 (01:01:41):
When they got to the camp and scouted around the area,
they found several giant foot prints and the plaster casting
as one of those. Of course they I'm sure they
reached into their hiking rock second found their plaster casting materials.
And you have your stove, you know, you have your
metal utensils, your little cups. Yeah, of course, so did that.

(01:02:06):
He said. It looked like something or someone was scouting
or walking around the perimeter of the camp. He went
on that the worker stuck into a fuel depot where
there were several footprints up to a tree stump and
also tracks that resembled Amazon position. Something like this guy
was lying on his back. It looks like she was

(01:02:30):
kind of standing.

Speaker 1 (01:02:31):
I don't really know how they did it, right, but.

Speaker 3 (01:02:34):
I mean something had walked up to, then around the
depot and then finally picked up one of the barrels
and carried it towards a nearby ravine. It mapp into
the ravine. What the hell man? The whole plot of
blair Witch.

Speaker 1 (01:02:52):
Oh, that's right. Yeah, and then at the end of it,
you know, the special the special story that they just
brought her there to kill her because she gets bunked
on the head by the other fella at the end
of it. So let's say it's the whole thing, they
just brought her there to killer and blame. Which also
it's like that's like it's like a like an alternate

(01:03:16):
teary wing of it. Yeah, yeah, I mean that makes sense. Yeah,
kind of take out all the witch shit. It was
a pity that you didn't see the Witch see the
second blair Witch one where you do see the Witch.
Not great, no, I like, you know, Blair Witch was
a good movie.

Speaker 3 (01:03:31):
It was a cultural like if you aren't alive at
the time, you won't really get it. Like, and I've
probably said it on this podcast. But I remember going
down with my Auntie down to Extra Vision when that came.

Speaker 1 (01:03:42):
Out, and she was renting us on VHS.

Speaker 3 (01:03:45):
Yeah, and I remember the conversation between it of them
was like, oh, like we had think this is right
that we don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:03:52):
Yeah. I was like literally to see it, and I
was like fourteen, thirteen or fourteen, and I just remember
I'm saying like, it's only scary if you're afraid of
sticks and stones. Then you watch it and you're like, oh, no,
this is fucking that old.

Speaker 3 (01:04:06):
When I came out, Yeah, I think it was four
I was just second year. You were, what ten, seven
or seven two. I was young, Like, I didn't even
think I was that old. I think you were making
this up. I don't think.

Speaker 1 (01:04:20):
No, it would have been fourteen when it came out,
because I remember I went with people who were in
my class and I didn't know them until I was fourteen.
They were like, well, this guy's so cool, you go
to the cinema with him.

Speaker 3 (01:04:31):
Fourteen. Yeah, ninety nine, I was eleven. Actually, now I
don't remember that because Matrix would have come out.

Speaker 1 (01:04:40):
Matrix was the same year, the year after, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:04:44):
The year I think it was the millenniums, maybe that
year and how did we.

Speaker 6 (01:04:51):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:04:51):
I know, it's just isn't funny? How deeply we kind
of more than that was mappened to the Rousine And
again I don't remember your man. He's got scared. He
got spooked out.

Speaker 3 (01:05:03):
It looks like Shane from town here and he goes.

Speaker 1 (01:05:11):
Sometimes people in the old US vague on Oh man,
they talked about it, shout out Shane o'ferrell.

Speaker 3 (01:05:17):
From down Shann Farrell actually is a really popular you tube.
We're called brick books now, so he looks like him.
So he's a public profile for it's one of the
many illuminati of extras. Have Shann Father break books, only
only you, famous legendary broadcaster.

Speaker 1 (01:05:36):
Famous legendary broadcast.

Speaker 3 (01:05:37):
Mister Gordon Rasherd, famous legendary.

Speaker 1 (01:05:40):
The most famous legendary bro I am the lads who
work in red books to the funny videos. Anyone else?
Oh fucking Jonathan Reese Myers. I saw him there in
the car from living here though. I take it like

(01:06:02):
he was he was in Rome and all I was
in Yeah, he wasn't living here though, Dy Jones just
hanging out like smiders' I was doing in Tesco car
He said, who was that handsome man? And it turns
out it was a celebrity who lives in mixt.

Speaker 3 (01:06:19):
Off settled by his short hours. You can't have it all.
He has a short man.

Speaker 1 (01:06:24):
Oh sorry that he meant like he had not much
of an arse like me. He was going to take offense.
So they can't have it all, Jonathan, you can't have
it all, but you can have a good bit some
joy trying to climb up good like good muscles on
him and all like he looked like he works out.

Speaker 3 (01:06:40):
There's no one else is not from extra trying to think,
oh route from root card that was in father the
House of Usher and a.

Speaker 1 (01:06:47):
That's right, she'd probably the most famous is anyone that
we named there?

Speaker 3 (01:06:51):
No, maybe only probably on his big big ship.

Speaker 1 (01:06:55):
What's he doing now?

Speaker 3 (01:06:56):
An I think that's playing video games something.

Speaker 1 (01:06:59):
That that was the dream? Who knew as a child
that you could actually get famous just playing.

Speaker 3 (01:07:04):
Video and he was doing that. Not to be fair,
you got famous anime what.

Speaker 1 (01:07:08):
He did, Leo in saying, and all that before that
was your own stuff, yeah stuff to be fair, the
unhinged go to anime. Yeah, your is a bizarre it's cool.

Speaker 3 (01:07:21):
Like, yeah, it was kind of what I would call
it early, like I didn't even get it and I was.

Speaker 1 (01:07:26):
Like, and you were writing the weeds and all that stuff.
I was the same.

Speaker 3 (01:07:29):
I would have been, like I would have been like
a year or two older than them lads maybe, but
like it's just but even some of them, I wouldn't
have been.

Speaker 1 (01:07:36):
I was just watching it like the form at all. Yeah,
I like the animation. I like that, Like I like
the old people just making stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:07:43):
But it just wasn't.

Speaker 1 (01:07:45):
Yeah, but they can have. You got cool like video
people made, like cool video games and stuff on that
as well with flash and stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:07:53):
Yeah, I can plaster casts in which, to be honest
with I'm just go ahead and say the stories b yes.

Speaker 1 (01:08:05):
Crypt crypt he notices ice shine basically, but I think
the thing.

Speaker 3 (01:08:16):
That takes because it was the plaster cast and is bullshit.
As soon as I said, I went, why were they
I'm out, Sorry you are.

Speaker 1 (01:08:25):
And you're officially out now we're not even going to
finish that story. That was the only story with a
cryptid in it of all these.

Speaker 3 (01:08:31):
Stories, and we're calling it was it was the biggest
one full of bullshit. Yeah, a lot of them. Well, anyway,
let me give you some story writing tips. There are
buds if you're doing your fucking or al Stein ship,
don't be fucking like it's not believable that they're doing
plaster casts for the crack.

Speaker 1 (01:08:50):
But I mean, he was just what he was to
be fair. Now, in his defense, he was just retelling
the story as his father had told him. So maybe
the father is a narrator. This is possible.

Speaker 3 (01:09:01):
All right there, Bob Goodland, why do you look like
a guy?

Speaker 1 (01:09:12):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:09:12):
So yeah, I think I was just I was derailed
thinking about John and RaSE Myers, and it just kind
of thriwed me off a little bit.

Speaker 1 (01:09:21):
John j R.

Speaker 3 (01:09:23):
M the Tudors, Henry Tudor, I am Henry.

Speaker 1 (01:09:28):
Trudeau doing the Amazon now with because that's like I
think they there their kids might pass for like semi human.
Yeah yeah, but he'd have like longer irons like S
and B.

Speaker 3 (01:09:43):
Harrier.

Speaker 1 (01:09:44):
But like he probably you know, not a bad guy. No,
you know, he's a.

Speaker 3 (01:09:51):
Big commodore. Barry is not a famous extra person. He
is he was a He was a commodore father of
the US Navy from Mixforte check that out. But he
isn't all that American listeners.

Speaker 1 (01:10:04):
Now, he's not my statute to doing on the on
the Crescent key J F. Kennedy, John Fitzgerald Kennedy. Yeah,
he's another man from Wexford. Well, his heritage is from Wexford.
His dad famously shot in the head.

Speaker 3 (01:10:22):
His dad was like, he was totally like anti the
Brits joined on the war against the Nazis. I didn't
like it because he was Irish like and he didn't
want he was against like any sort of British imperialism
or he was one of those republicans that was like.

Speaker 1 (01:10:39):
Sure like a blue shirt type. He was. Ireland had
like the blue Shirts who were like because you got
to remembered it's back then when you know, there.

Speaker 3 (01:10:48):
Was just kind Yeah, so they were like lads, but
I know he was.

Speaker 7 (01:10:55):
He was.

Speaker 1 (01:10:58):
My granddad of sausage Creed.

Speaker 3 (01:10:59):
He's very famous, but he's not all Its.

Speaker 1 (01:11:04):
More water for he escaped when he was sixteen team
because he wanted to he wanted to join and fight
against the Germans, but his father, who I think was
a police arger or something, went over and got him.

Speaker 3 (01:11:17):
Yeah, that is the like, that's the starting question the
game sausage.

Speaker 1 (01:11:22):
To clear the game, you just have to get a
couple your.

Speaker 3 (01:11:26):
That's the shoot hor over in your own army, trying
and all.

Speaker 1 (01:11:29):
Grand that wouldn't have been great at stet and then
the grabbed them. He was more like more like just
the lad that like fights. Everybody was man.

Speaker 3 (01:11:38):
He was an under of stops. Let's be honest, let's
let's think he ever was on his life.

Speaker 1 (01:11:45):
I don't think he was. He was more sausages. It
was more like Black Flag where you can drink romano.
It was more into that eating meat.

Speaker 3 (01:11:55):
He was fighting as put into his heart. It was
the chic of sassages.

Speaker 1 (01:12:01):
His box strong man, strong man.

Speaker 3 (01:12:05):
Yeah, and he's us.

Speaker 1 (01:12:06):
He's up. You had a test ract type thing that
was able to change history or what's the story though?
Like what's this story? Bull? What happen is like I
was playing Black Flag and like I'm a fellow who's
killed in they get.

Speaker 3 (01:12:21):
Can of every couple of years of time games where
it's like other Golden Now when you're like I'll buy
it and you're like.

Speaker 1 (01:12:28):
Just typically you have bastard the art kind of bacon.
Do you think the game is classed for four hours
and then.

Speaker 3 (01:12:36):
It's so repetitive you can't play, can you. Like, they'll
tricky with assassin s much like Altai Air. They'll pull
lots of tricks and then you're fucked and you spent
or on You're like, you bastards here I am again,
not to be fair, I didn't mind.

Speaker 1 (01:12:49):
Again, I didn't mind.

Speaker 3 (01:12:50):
Vala was grand like, but it was like that is
just like.

Speaker 1 (01:12:56):
Something, but they don't do all that is like it's
too long, but it's it's a Ubi Soft game again.
The first four hours like this is the best game
I've ever played, and then it's so repetitive you're just
bored by it.

Speaker 3 (01:13:08):
Yeah, but at the end of the game, right after
playing for eighty hours, they're like, do you know this
guy that you disliked the whole story? And no, he's
actually going to betray you, and actually he's the main
character and he actually does what he wants to do,
and then you are insignificant and matter nothing to the
story whatsoever. And actually the next game is going to

(01:13:30):
be about him and you shouldn't really like him, but
for some reason, he's the main character. Now like, okay, great,
thanks for that lads.

Speaker 1 (01:13:38):
That was eighty hours did they make another game.

Speaker 3 (01:13:42):
Two? Since Sucking one? Since that was the one you
plays bass him he's the bad guy from the well,
he's not the bad guy. He turns heel at the end.
He's the main character in that. And then the next
one is Japanese one. I do kind of want to play.
See this is the tricky I want to run around.

Speaker 1 (01:13:59):
You look at like I want to be a big
black lad players bottom. Yeah, and you can choose as well.
It's great, but you'll be sapped once again going doesn't
it look new and French? And then like you can't
again for the first first four hours and the life

(01:14:21):
defining game. But it's just the same old trash. Are
you going under?

Speaker 3 (01:14:26):
Hopefully listeners, but obviously appreciate this, obvious enjoyed this, have
the solid We talked about hiking. Of course, it's a
great time for everyone. I do encourage everyone going.

Speaker 1 (01:14:36):
Hikes November.

Speaker 3 (01:14:39):
In Ireland. You can hike you around if you've got
the de gumption and the gras and the tenacity.

Speaker 1 (01:14:48):
If you do go hi, you can make sure you
don't get stabbed in the eye by the branch of
a tree. Because I can attest not good.

Speaker 3 (01:14:55):
No, you might have to get to look that tomorrow. Props.

Speaker 1 (01:14:58):
Yeah, it's really so. It was fine for a while.
I think I had adrenaline. I'm going to sleep tonight
and sure if I have sight in the morning, I'll
just get on with it.

Speaker 3 (01:15:10):
I remember looking up I stuff don't talk to me about,
and I just said that I don't want.

Speaker 1 (01:15:17):
I just don't want.

Speaker 3 (01:15:17):
I locked out, and I said, I've just got after
looking up how it's handled, I just went, I'll chance
gone blind. I think I sat on the part of
the line said I'll just give it like all gone
blind and see how.

Speaker 1 (01:15:35):
That works out. Maybe only the one eye and you
could wear a night patch scare, and then I'd be
a villain. I could be a villain. A villain that
that's and then I could be like if I girl,
my hair look a bit.

Speaker 3 (01:15:52):
Like that would be It would be like the end
of a sausage trade. Your granddad goes into the animus
and then you come out like the yea, the generation.

Speaker 1 (01:16:03):
John Lawton, what a funk up you have made?

Speaker 3 (01:16:12):
Yeah? Yeah, and then you're going.

Speaker 1 (01:16:15):
But I have no depth perception. I'm always miss miss
timing my jumps, just fucking off the ground.

Speaker 3 (01:16:22):
And this is a video game. It's like a rhythm
like rock band.

Speaker 5 (01:16:25):
You're clang clank, clank, clank.

Speaker 1 (01:16:34):
Your rest wrung like your flips. Your penis is not
big enough for Amazon style.

Speaker 5 (01:16:43):
Clank clank clan clean clean.

Speaker 1 (01:16:55):
I was like, what's happened? I jump on roofs no
more than in your back on the stomach, PaRappa the Rappers, Okay,
punch black, it's all in the mind.

Speaker 3 (01:17:05):
Yeah, that'd be cool man. That's okay right there, carry
on my wayward.

Speaker 1 (01:17:14):
It's a song.

Speaker 3 (01:17:28):
There, keep your That's a new genre we could put that,
we could should approach like porn hop about that and
be like just want those to make all develop a spears.

Speaker 1 (01:17:38):
Yeah, we just talked about We just talked about like naked.

Speaker 3 (01:17:42):
Like I just talked about him.

Speaker 1 (01:17:44):
Yeah, you know, who would you like to be Amazon
by next? To choose like songs like these porn Star,
the ship out of you.

Speaker 5 (01:18:03):
Amazon, He's so hard?

Speaker 3 (01:18:05):
And then why why comes.

Speaker 5 (01:18:10):
Here?

Speaker 1 (01:18:11):
She's on fire good streak? Yeah, yeah, what would say?

Speaker 3 (01:18:25):
Janna'd be happy enough? I wondered to Jena for Amazon, the.

Speaker 1 (01:18:30):
Question, if she hasn't untapped America, so to speak, are
you looking up to jan the phone there, Jenny Jamison.
We recently come into some money and have a good
idea for a rhythm game, but we would need to
buy your likeness.

Speaker 3 (01:18:53):
Do we know anyone would have been of gumption out
there to Maicano. Amazon Video again collaborate with.

Speaker 1 (01:18:57):
The stair, but we should like miss present it. So
it's just called like it's just called like Rain of
the Amazon, and everyone takes his like an adventure games.
You look like you're getting bummed, but you're.

Speaker 3 (01:19:10):
Not assassin's creed Amazonia.

Speaker 1 (01:19:14):
Amazonia.

Speaker 5 (01:19:19):
Lies emotion delicate and devious, foe.

Speaker 1 (01:19:24):
I'm gonna totally fuck it. Oh god, and all the
women didn't have to have like that real annoying vocal fry.
It's like that, like a like a nineteen twenties gangster,
that'd be Amazon.

Speaker 3 (01:19:46):
This is got fucking mad, this is probably.

Speaker 1 (01:19:52):
That's fucking ridiculous, isn't it. Do you ever think about
like people you respect listening to this and just they
don't respect you anymore? It's like.

Speaker 3 (01:20:05):
About it that I think that's.

Speaker 1 (01:20:06):
Funny when they think, like, oh, yeah, I met my
name really nicely. I should listen to their podcast. These
two fucking miss screens but that's.

Speaker 3 (01:20:15):
You see, it's the switcheroo, you see, kind of if
you said the expectations really low, Yeah, you can only impress.

Speaker 2 (01:20:22):
Oh wow, you know that the aliens are trying to
take our souls.

Speaker 3 (01:20:26):
Like I'm talking about the reverse if someone was listening
to the podcast farst.

Speaker 1 (01:20:32):
Yeah, and I still think it's funny that like the switcheroo.
But I still think it's funny that there's a newspaper
of this in our old secondary school, like you make
it big too, No one's listened to it, and if
they did, like.

Speaker 8 (01:20:47):
Talking about Jenna Jameson whoever the man is doing amazons on, you.

Speaker 3 (01:20:51):
Know, and calling out that school a lot as well.

Speaker 1 (01:20:55):
Here about funnier Jenna. If you're interested, give us a
show monsterphos podcast us at gmail dot com. We'll get
only to do flash.

Speaker 5 (01:21:03):
Actually you do.

Speaker 1 (01:21:06):
I feel the cal themony as if, like I know him.
I've never met the man I have, but anyway, so
you'll prom me and I will see mm hmmmm. We
could Tito or Teas could be in it as well.

Speaker 3 (01:21:19):
Yeah I know him, I haven't met him.

Speaker 1 (01:21:23):
Nice lad, Yeah you're saying that, Yeah, he outlive his Sweden.
Mm hmm. It's something i'd say Tito is good.

Speaker 3 (01:21:32):
Crack he is. He's fucking I'd say so. He's fucking
like like when you put your arm around him before
you get amazon by him.

Speaker 1 (01:21:41):
He was. He was legit a problem chuck little.

Speaker 5 (01:21:46):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:21:47):
Yeah, he's a big boy. His head is like a
fucking yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:21:49):
He does have a very meady beat. Root shoulder to
neck ratio is impressive.

Speaker 3 (01:21:55):
Yeah, no, I was trying to find the pature.

Speaker 1 (01:21:57):
Probably just Stu.

Speaker 3 (01:22:01):
Are we recording all that we have? Yeah, no, just
trying to fake the picture of you. All right, Okay,
thanks for

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