The Mysteries of Mount Shasta

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Mount Shasta is a stratovolcano, or composite volcano, that reaches the soaring height of 4,322 meters (14,179 feet). Like other volcanos of this type, it has a more classic (almost caricaturized) conical shape, which is formed by four distinct overlapping volcanic cones. This makes it a striking and easily visible landmark which, complete with its snow-capped faces, is the ideal site for mountaineers, hikers, campers, and skiers alike.
But it has also long been the travel destination for more spiritually minded visitors who seek a less than conventional holiday. Every year, thousands of people descend on the mountain with the hope of communing with something beyond the terrestrial and geological.
There are tourist guides and attractions dedicated to meditation, vision quests, and other New Age activities that try to tap into the mountain’s various alleged spiritual hotspots. There are numerous bookshops offering the full range of metaphysical texts on healing, vibrations, crystals, angels, and so on, many of which claim to have connections to the mountain itself.  
The mountain is associated with various entities, including from Bigfoot to UFOs, and is even purported by some to have an underground civilisation beneath it.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
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the last Monday before our summer holidays.

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the last of the summer wine. And to be fair,
at the point of recording, the longest day in summer
was two days ago. So now it's all down towards
the darkness.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
Yes, but darkness suppressing to think.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
I just wanted to put a little color of black hair,
like the night terrible. Yeah, it's look, it is what
it is. I'd say, I may as well start counting
the days till the owl the night, the night thoughts,
gain more control.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
Yeah, the depression, it.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
Just sort of starts slowly. You can feel its nails
on your skin. It's like remember that thing you did
six years ago. Oh no, not you again, red Man, No,
not you, red Man, Red Man. Where is Chris Christina
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Red Man is the fall of summer, autumn, autumnal days.

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having a good summer. If you're new to the podcast,
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(02:07):
listens goes down, all media goes down, all hobbies go down.
It's just, you know, everyone's out and joying.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
The asking and the glory of the sun.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
I'm out chasing frogs, chasing frogs, and I'm in Japan,
and so that's the crack. I'm about to die of
heat exhaustion.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
You are literally going to the land of the Rising
Sun to die. Yeah, he's going, apparently, Harry carry.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
What's more interesting is apparently when you're on SR you're
more sositive overheating and all that stuff. So this year
like a dreads blown power down the middle.

Speaker 4 (02:50):
There's a man on the cross roads of who is
powered down completely?

Speaker 3 (02:55):
Man, I was like that last time I was gone
around like Michael Jackson with the umbrella going around to
keep the sun out.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
Yeah them that's like seeing Hatchi Shaky super but some of.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
Them are the the the.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
As well, just to keep the sun away.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
Yeah, and I'm prepared this year like a lot of
cool dude leading charts.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
Yeah, that's it.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
It's a lot like what one was, like Mad Prince
and all.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
What's cool is you can get the umbrellas out there
that look like a samurai saw get their phone, you
get that one. Yeah, yeah, Kuza Billington, Yeah, I.

Speaker 3 (03:30):
Know, I got a lot of cool or charts now
like touristy to be looking ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
Fucked up on Japanese whiskey.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
Yep. So what we're going to do today, folk, is
we're going to talk about Mount Shaster. Now that rings
about me having maunhast. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
The only reason I did it is because I inadvertently
to on a documentary about spiritualists who live on Mount
Shaster or they go there.

Speaker 3 (03:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
So there's a lot of stuff about the living out there.
It's kind of interesting. Similar people. They're like people who
are just a tiny decibel more mad than you and me.
I think there was a period our listeners, mostly our listeners.
You think we would be the most mad ones, but no,
it's you the the Do you remember there was a

(04:19):
period in our lives where we were watching Into the
Wild and we were like, dying dying in a bus
seems cool, and we were a lot of Yeah, we
were thinking about it. I'm less overwhelmed by the idea
of dying in a bus than I used to be.
These are lads who were just that that decibel more
than us that actually went in on it. It's pretty
interesting and the more I looked into it then I

(04:42):
was just out of curiosity. It's got lots of weird,
spooky vibes about it. It's a liminal place. So and
there's actually a big spiritual like a weird I don't
know a lot about it. I have notes in about
it called I am It's a spiritual thing which will
get into I think Ballad is the name of the
guy does that. So there's lots of lots the UFO stuff,

(05:02):
that's a big foot stuff.

Speaker 3 (05:03):
That's is Manchester the place from into the Wild that
the goals I think it is. I didn't think I
think midst the Crossties. I think that is Chas.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
Yeah, that did make sense.

Speaker 3 (05:15):
I think actually qual and it is. And the reason
that I know that is because someone that I reference
every now and then, as Peter Santano. I think he's
done videos there, right, He's gone up there, and I
think he's talked to some of the community. I think
if I if I'm mistake, but then again, I'm googling
Manchester and I'm not.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
I it's it's it's seems like a very beautiful place,
and it's pretty cool that it has, you know, these
little strange idiosyncrasies. Can of mountain beat idiosyncrea is syncrasy syncrisis.

Speaker 3 (05:53):
I don't think.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
But there was a lot of hippies on it, which
is effectively.

Speaker 3 (05:59):
Hippies like out Before we get into it, though, Fox,
it'd like to remind everyone, especially if you're going to
missus storing the summer break. If you're like what Robin
m and we have no summer holidays, we have to work,
which is everyone really head on over check out our patroon.
We're going to be putting out three episodes drawing our downtime.
They will be pre recorded, but we're going to kind

(06:20):
of try and cover a few different things. Will there
one will just be like a question episode one, which
would be kind of more of a hangout chat one,
and then we'll figure out something for the other one.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
The last one is going to be the current state
of geopologies two.

Speaker 3 (06:31):
We got that from many, so you want to get
more of it now?

Speaker 2 (06:35):
Yeah, I don't think we should talk about that because
it's just two lads who don't know anything, given their
opinions about everything that's podcast. Actually know that I think about.

Speaker 3 (06:45):
That's pretty good.

Speaker 2 (06:48):
That's what I've been doing for half a decade.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
So yeah, so head on over, like, not only will
they get those episodes, but there's a huge backlog. There's
access to a discord. Maybe this time. You see, I
kind of conquered the used CaCO in Japan, so I'll
have to get a different quest different times. Actually, well,
I go and buy some news cacko for the patrons.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
Yeah, I think that'd be a good Actually, buy you
use caku. They can do a competition. Here's what you
should try and do. Might be fun. Probably won't remember
geo tagging. I wonder did they ever do mad stuff
like that in Japan? Might be fun exploratory adventure to
go and find a few geo tags in Japan.

Speaker 3 (07:27):
Right check out patron Evan if they've been to man
Shasta or have any creepy creepy experiences where they to
send them?

Speaker 2 (07:34):
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Speaker 3 (07:48):
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of writings please about everything.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
But what we want and what we get about everything?
Just anything, just right and yeah, just what do you think?
And what are you selling? What are you buying?

Speaker 3 (08:02):
What's going on?

Speaker 2 (08:04):
I'd like I would like to know, like, what's been
your weirdest job? Maybe we tried to do the speak
pipe and that didn't work, but awkward, there's no back
and forth. Maybe we can try some sort of callings,
although I have a feeling probably the same four or
five people that just be calling it again. What's the
throw the cat on?

Speaker 3 (08:25):
You know? Yeah, maybe maybe possibly, but anyway, and it
shot to give us a quick little introduction here Shasta.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
Mount Shasta is a strata volcano which sounds class or
a composite volcano. It reaches a soaring height of four
thousand and three hundred and twenty two meters that's fourteen
thousand feet over very nice. Like other volcanoes of this type,
it has a more classic, almost caricaturized conical shape, which

(08:57):
is formed by four distinct overlapping volcano cones. So if
you look at it, yeah, it does have a very
It looks like from this picture we have here, looks
a bit like Fuji sand It does look Will you
be going back to.

Speaker 3 (09:08):
Fuji San, I'll be able to see it.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
Yeah, you'll be able to see ye. Will you be
down in the Fuji area.

Speaker 3 (09:15):
Kind of we're sort of going more. Yeah, we will
be kind of because we'll be going down towards Hirahaman
stuff like that.

Speaker 2 (09:22):
And yeah, I did, like I loved Mount Fuji, that area,
the lakes and everything.

Speaker 3 (09:28):
I didn't cycle.

Speaker 2 (09:30):
Cycle around the lakes, went up into the forests, did
that noice cycle man, fastest lad there a long lego.

Speaker 3 (09:40):
Much like the Japanese actually have no urse.

Speaker 2 (09:44):
They thought I was one of them, but they at
the same time they're like the like he's red and
tall with no arse. He seems to be autistic but
at the same time he also seems super cool. Yeah, no,
I think. Yeah, I'm a strange. I didn't see anyone

(10:05):
like me in Japan, same as Brazil. I'm just like
this weird red thing. I might when I go to Brazil,
like I'm quite hairy at them, my big beard and
my hair is getting wild and unkempt. I might. I
might keep this for Brazil, just so they can be
flabbergasted by what kind of the human would let themselves
go like this.

Speaker 3 (10:22):
I wear booty shorts and Japan.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
Oh yeah, and I'd say, I'd say there's plenty of
eyes on that lovely snake reptilian servant.

Speaker 3 (10:32):
Oh yeah, I do stand out over there.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
You can't tell it. You're like six ft five.

Speaker 3 (10:36):
Big dad bad six sway bastards come true. Got out
of bastards in Super pot.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
So small the house may Super Potato actually is too small.
You probably can't sit down on the cabinets upstairs. I did,
but all the seats too big for me. No, but
your look you don't.

Speaker 4 (10:56):
Actually, yeah, you'll be playing street Fighter six again, will you?

Speaker 3 (10:59):
That you're a man over there and out of time around.

Speaker 2 (11:02):
Controlling faster anyway volcanic overlapping cons cons that.

Speaker 3 (11:10):
Was now responsible for that aggression. By the way, just
say you.

Speaker 2 (11:14):
Know that's what they're here for. I love the elder.
Imagine if we just read the notes and that there's
a fucking volcan So yeah, it's a visible, lovely, striking landmark,
snow capped face. Oh, ideal site for mountaineers, ah hikers,

(11:37):
campers and skiers alike. So the boys are having class
treating the mountain the way you would expect most people
to treat it. However, it has also been the travel
destination for spiritually minded visitors who seek a less than
conventional holiday. Every year, rum thousands of people go to
the mountain with the hope of communicating with something that

(11:57):
is beyond terrestrial, beyond the geographical, beyond geological, beyond the
realms of the material.

Speaker 3 (12:07):
Is this was Gtier riffing off this. Then when they
did Mount Chilliad, I wonder because Mount Chiliad had those
spiritual Yeah.

Speaker 2 (12:15):
Possibly it's one of those things. It's kind of like
culty type people on the mountain is in the consciousness somehow,
the collective consciousness. But I would have never known about it.
Yeah that makes sense.

Speaker 3 (12:27):
Yeah, I wonder where that kind of came from.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
M probably here, because as we get into the notes later,
that whole spiritual thing kicks off in the early twentieth
century or the late nineteenth or the late sorry yeah, sorry,
the late nineteenth or the early twenties. I can't remember
that my head. It's in the notes anyway. So all
the boys are like going up there, dangleberry iris and everything. Yeah,

(12:51):
so there's a load of stuff there. There's vision quests, meditation,
new age activities, and they reckon that it's kind of
a liminal spots, like a spiritual hot spot for all
these people to try and connect with something. I'd imagine
there's an awful lot of drugs, awful lot of unhinged minds.
You're starting from a very cares Moroccan hashih Moroccan tea

(13:15):
that might be heating milk, homogenized milk. There are numerous
bookshops offering the full range of metaphysical texts and healing vibrations, crystals,
angels and all that sort of gacklaw, Yeah, follow them around,
don't take the brown acid. I never listened to Grateful,
did you No?

Speaker 3 (13:34):
I actually do you know? I don't funnily enough, Like
I listened to a lot of Bats from that era.
I don't know whether I even notredful that song. No,
I wouldn't so, which is mad.

Speaker 2 (13:45):
Yeah, I used to get the Grateful Head confused with
the talking Heads.

Speaker 4 (13:48):
I was like, I was like, oh, the Grateful Dead
are pretty Yeah, it's like the same, the same cadence.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
But then I was like, oh, the Grateful deader really catchy,
and that was like, oh, no, they're not at all, Like.

Speaker 3 (14:06):
Yeah, I I never It's weird because like, obviously I'm
huge in the music and I like every genre be
right up my alley. But for some reason, I just
don't know them.

Speaker 2 (14:16):
The gravel Dead is such a cool name for a
band as well.

Speaker 3 (14:18):
Were they more of a like were that? Were they
more of an American thing? Like did they expand?

Speaker 2 (14:25):
It was at that time when it was really counterculture,
so I think, yeah, but people weren't following Zeppelin taking
acid like well, they probably were, but I don't think
to the same extent to the Dead. There's a there's
It was a really cool podcast come Rember the name,
but it was about a murder mystery that all surrounded
these people who were like following the Grateful Dead, pretty interesting,

(14:48):
Tenderfoot plus Tenderfoot that was the name of that's the
name of the production company, the same as you do
radio rental, which I'm a very big fan of mental radio. Man,
we'll do it live. I've been to Manchester, I've seen everything.

(15:12):
It's like the equivalent of looking at So. The mountain
itself is also associated with various entities Bigfoot, UFOs, and
it even is purported to have an underground civilization living
beneath it, the Limorians. We've covered I think Memoria in
our flattered episode, which you can go back and listen

(15:34):
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Speaker 2 (16:16):
A waste of time. The gttitude era superfluous hasn't been
used off enough on this podcast.

Speaker 3 (16:21):
It's superfluous. We don't need this, we don't need it.

Speaker 2 (16:24):
We need is the attitude era. I remember the time
when the Rock says, you're superfluous.

Speaker 3 (16:30):
We've been in the bay is long enough now, it's all.
There's a lot of it that's just wank. We're talking
about this offer.

Speaker 2 (16:35):
We're we're not unlike Iran threatening threatening and drop a
nuclear bomb on the.

Speaker 3 (16:46):
Head or enriching uranium right now, bit just until we
get them bombs someday, someday. But no, look, it's a
long we're going to spread all over the podcast on Balles. Listen.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
He actually is pretty good. It's actually it's actually quite
a good.

Speaker 3 (17:03):
Insan's a lot of shills. I've made money, has a
lot of hacks on there. He's talking.

Speaker 2 (17:13):
He does Buddhist Master today. It was interesting, but his
master was like I.

Speaker 3 (17:20):
Fucking Diary's diary of a pre like where no sweat mam,
next your next. So we're going to talk a little
bit about First Nation license.

Speaker 5 (17:39):
Indians. Okay, engines. Yeah. Although there are various modern conspiracies
associated with the Shasta, it has long been.

Speaker 3 (17:51):
Shasta puppets pull the strings. It has long been a
sacred site to various indigenous strategy Shasta. As is often
the case with other historically significant spiritual locations, these local
traditional stories are often eclipsed or even appropriated by modern
fantasies as new edge believers raist to become gurus of.

Speaker 2 (18:15):
The control, dreadlocks and respect.

Speaker 3 (18:22):
I do think lads.

Speaker 2 (18:25):
Cookies with dreadlocks is stupid.

Speaker 3 (18:27):
Sometimes it looks cool and like smelly lads who's white
fellas sometimes looks all right on.

Speaker 2 (18:33):
Them, But they have to have been bought into that lifestyle.
You can't be like just buying a flannel shirt and
grown dreads out like you have to be bought in.
You have to smell like an old potato all the time.

Speaker 3 (18:43):
You have to be a wo Yeah king, will the
predator too? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (18:49):
Who's king? Will you predators? Excuse me?

Speaker 3 (18:54):
Did you see there is a lot of fire fights?
Is the rest of the lad with the sword ah
king memories on.

Speaker 2 (19:00):
The drug gang and when they were all shooting lasers
at each other in like nineteen eighties Detroit for something
they got. Did you speaking of King Willie? You've seen? No,
did you see the Killer of Killers? The new Predator
thing you were talking to You didn't watch it?

Speaker 3 (19:17):
It's good? Yeah, good, because I was good.

Speaker 2 (19:20):
I was watched it.

Speaker 4 (19:20):
I was like, oh, I totally do that to the predator.

Speaker 2 (19:23):
Predator came up me sort of come up like that.

Speaker 3 (19:25):
But the factorys that the indigenous people have long established
claim on the mountain and it's history. The fact found
in the area suggests that humans have been living in
the area for at least nine thousand years, which makes it,
I believe emin one of the longest occupied areas in
the near.

Speaker 2 (19:42):
Nine thousand years. The Mere Sadalas was a good UFC.

Speaker 3 (19:50):
They came across the original Americans were Asian, right, they
were sort of Chinese ads went over, yeah, across the
Lambridge Race Bridge. Yeah, Chinese dudes and then they kind
of turned. I suppose he's called.

Speaker 2 (20:06):
I don't did they Is that there was just lads
that were in America all the time, the Engines, the Cherokee.

Speaker 3 (20:14):
Chinese, like they're all evolved into the Americans.

Speaker 2 (20:19):
No, I think you're thinking of the Arctic fellas, the
entiretic fellows.

Speaker 3 (20:23):
No, no, but they all came from there.

Speaker 2 (20:25):
I'm sure there wasn't just a few lads who were there.

Speaker 3 (20:28):
They all came all human. Sure, I'm sure all human
activity in the Americans came from Asia.

Speaker 2 (20:37):
Do you know it was Pangaea. There was a few
lads who.

Speaker 3 (20:40):
I don't think there was humans and it was, but
like there's.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
A few black lads with a few Asians, black Asian
lads because the whites wouldn't stand the chance, and Pangae.
The whites only got good later. I had black.

Speaker 3 (21:00):
There's no humans and Pangaea. Man, you know, it was
before humans.

Speaker 2 (21:04):
Where did the humans come from?

Speaker 3 (21:05):
Humans are only around for a while.

Speaker 2 (21:07):
Like, sure, it was way before there was black lads.

Speaker 3 (21:11):
It was before like dinosaurs. I think dinosaurs were on
panga but the continents started to drift. I think around
then that was it was a man. There was no
humans around.

Speaker 2 (21:22):
I thought we were all just Pangeans.

Speaker 3 (21:25):
No, we weren't.

Speaker 2 (21:26):
Was there ever a single afraid of humans? Or were
we always different races?

Speaker 3 (21:32):
Real sweet faces? No, well, we're all black at one point,
that's what I mean.

Speaker 2 (21:36):
Yeah, I thought that was I thought that was Pange.

Speaker 3 (21:38):
I didn't know all it was Africa.

Speaker 2 (21:40):
I didn't know. I didn't know. Brother, I'm sorry I thought.

Speaker 3 (21:47):
Pange. Like, look, let's just find out a bit about
Panga because it's important to the to the sort of
the way the podcast has gone. Tonight, we have to
find out about.

Speaker 2 (21:55):
We're leaving you on a bad hourl podcast before we
head off for three weeks.

Speaker 3 (21:59):
So it was a super contentent that existed during the
late Paleozoic and early Mesozoic era. And this was approximately
three hundred and thirty five million years ago. Yeah, and
it was during the carbon Carboniferous area, which was pretty
pre dinosaur so I was right. So what was there
in Pangaea? Yeah, giant dragonflies just as the cars.

Speaker 2 (22:21):
That's cool.

Speaker 3 (22:23):
Giant spiders that's sick as well. So we're going back now.
There's it's important that we brought this up. So Jaba
Fof could.

Speaker 2 (22:30):
Have existed then when the atmosphere was because was rich
and it was big and collapse on himself.

Speaker 3 (22:37):
Paea and the Carboniferous era would have been a terrible
horrendous time to be alive because everything was a swamp.
It was all all the world was a ship ass
like swampy slash everglad kind of thing.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
Like a casion outback.

Speaker 3 (22:53):
Full of like weird, like giant protole lizard, fucking giant
tolls that are like dragon flies that hu miserable.

Speaker 2 (23:05):
Just giant. How long? When did the giant insects stop
being giant?

Speaker 3 (23:10):
When the levels of oxygen changed?

Speaker 2 (23:13):
Do you think that humans will ever be small? Like you? Downsize?
You could probably you could live in an old biscuiting.

Speaker 3 (23:24):
I shrunk the kids.

Speaker 2 (23:26):
That's his Matt Damon, Honey, I shrunk the kids. Moranus,
he got a punch for no reason there for years.
Rick moranis that punch nearly got him, but he's going
to be in the next Honey, I shrunk the kids.

Speaker 3 (23:40):
Three were they Rick?

Speaker 2 (23:44):
You know? Rick moranis took a dig there over COVID. Yeah,
they don't like foreigners America, so they had a dig.

Speaker 3 (23:52):
Let's play a video game or not a video game,
an interactive podcast game?

Speaker 2 (23:56):
Cool?

Speaker 3 (23:57):
Rick moranis Jewish? Yes or no?

Speaker 2 (24:00):
He does look Jewish. I don't know if Maranas is
a Jewish second name, but he does look look Jewish.
Let's take a guess.

Speaker 3 (24:10):
I don't know. Yeah, he went to the same Illuminati
elementary school as Geddy They Oh, yeah, from the band Rush.

Speaker 2 (24:20):
Is Geddy Lee. He wouldn't be Jewish. Geddy Lee's forgot
English roots? Does he wasn't that Gary?

Speaker 3 (24:27):
And he's got the head of a Jew.

Speaker 2 (24:30):
They all do though, Yeah he's a Jew is he?
But he's his Grandma's English or something.

Speaker 3 (24:36):
Gary Lee?

Speaker 6 (24:37):
White Jews don't or he can'tnot be at Louis Through
Louis Through.

Speaker 2 (24:48):
He has a back back a few years. He's not.

Speaker 3 (24:51):
He just has a big because.

Speaker 2 (24:53):
He was going he has a bit of a jew
head on him though, Like where's Wally? Where's Wally? Is
definitely a Jew? Sorry, Wally is definitely a Jew.

Speaker 3 (25:01):
The true man. He just has a big nobles.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
Why do Jews have noses that are big like that?
You have a big, a big nose.

Speaker 3 (25:15):
Why do people have red hair?

Speaker 2 (25:17):
I want to know. For a second I thought the
foreigner was like, why just my mom and not we?
Why why are things the way they are?

Speaker 3 (25:34):
No, he's not Jewish.

Speaker 2 (25:36):
We were saying, yeah. But again to ask an age
old question, why is that? Is that a characteristic of
the Jewish people?

Speaker 3 (25:49):
That's like why where did they come from?

Speaker 2 (25:53):
Where needed such a big nose. Speaking as a man
who has a big Jewish nose, I'm allowed to say that.
I think a big dumb my own nose. Come on, guys,
what the fuck we doing? Big jewy nose?

Speaker 3 (26:09):
I have big jew.

Speaker 2 (26:11):
About four or five times. Yeah, but you didn't break
your nose like I me hunker a few times.

Speaker 3 (26:16):
But my nose hard.

Speaker 2 (26:18):
Imagine the audacity of looking like a Jew but being
brought up Catholic. What the fuck?

Speaker 3 (26:24):
Yeah, the head of.

Speaker 2 (26:28):
A Jew and I have the arts of an Asian
ahead of a Jew, the arts of an Angie, an engine,
an Asian. Trying to think to have any other racist
Unfortunately I don't have the I don't have that.

Speaker 3 (26:42):
I was just about camera unfortunately.

Speaker 2 (26:45):
Know yeah, I don't think it's just the arts of
an Asian and the nose of a Jew. My lips
are quite full. But I don't know if a white
race that has like nice, big full lips.

Speaker 3 (26:54):
Full of beautiful lips to.

Speaker 2 (26:56):
You, full of luscious lips. My wife says, your lips
are perfect. She says, we have and I'm sweating quite
I'm like sweat it's way too here is pool brown,

(27:18):
But it's not always brown. Why is that Someone told
me they saw a really yellow pool and a fresh.

Speaker 3 (27:26):
Pool that is a sign of bile and your pool
well that called bladder.

Speaker 2 (27:32):
Yeah, yeah, thankfully. This is a good few years ago
and those people are still alive, so they must have
rectified rectum.

Speaker 3 (27:42):
Or something.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
No, Kebabs weren't in Ireland back when we saw this
yellow poo. This is before kebabs chips would have been here.

Speaker 3 (27:50):
Now, I believe it or not, We actually do have
a podcast.

Speaker 2 (27:55):
Yeah, this is We're giving him gold here, golden pool
before we leave for holidays. They always like these.

Speaker 3 (28:05):
The fact remains that these indigenous people have a long
established claim on the mountain and its history. The facts
in the area system has been The tribes who live
around the mountain today include the Shasta, the win to

(28:26):
the actual Maui class the Modoc Clamat people. According to
their traditional stories, the mountains are inhabited by various spirits
and guardians. One of these is the spirit of Chief SkELL,
who is said to have been descended or no, he
descended from the mountain top from heavens during his conflicts

(28:48):
with other primordial spirits from the other world underworld chief
scale caused various eruptions on the mountain side and its neighbors.
Other prom into digitals figures such as is the Creator
comp Yeah, he said, live on the mountain as well,

(29:10):
he's up there. According to the Modoc people Modoc Modoc,
the bones of their long dead ancestors are also up
on the mountain. They also believe that a creature known
as mattakagm Bigfoot and habits and protects the surrounding woodlands.
If this is where I'm thinking of Peter or something,
I always up there. He was going round with First
Nations people up on the mountain and he asks him

(29:33):
about Bigfoot and they're like oh yeah, yeah, yeah, like
it's it's not even like you know how we're like
ha ha big foot whatever or like ha ha yeah
big Foot. They were like they were like Peter like
oh yeah, like my uncle saying big Foot.

Speaker 2 (29:53):
Like yeah, it deal with them because the First Nations
people as because we have a story of the matacagamy
after this, because like when we're giving you notes before
we go on holidays, we want to give you the
full exposure. So we're going to be silly geese, but
we're also going to take this very seriously and figure
out where everything has come from and why it's here,

(30:16):
and why it is the way it is.

Speaker 3 (30:17):
Why does pool come out?

Speaker 2 (30:18):
Why does it come out of my bomb? And why
does piss come out of my dick? What's the point?
Why does it do that? Why do birds have piss?
Shitty cock pussy?

Speaker 3 (30:28):
Ye?

Speaker 2 (30:31):
I saw a bird just pissed the other day. Yeah,
and it pissed on a on a fence, and I
thought to myself, I've never seen that before.

Speaker 3 (30:41):
Them ship throw water lilies at the minute. I want
to have to break them up.

Speaker 2 (30:44):
They're shipping on them.

Speaker 3 (30:45):
No, they're fucking ripping up the cons water lily pads
like you know what I mean, the head water. Alls
I want to do is take a picture of one
of my frogs and water lily pad.

Speaker 2 (30:57):
You'll never be able to know because of the scourge
of the sky Alfred Hitchcock's water.

Speaker 3 (31:03):
Yeah. So it isn't possible now that these ancient legends
under associated sacred spots inspired contemporary beliefs about the mountain. However,
it is likely that they merely highlighted. They merely highlighted
a site where others could best their all homegrown fantasies.

(31:23):
It is difficult to say some of the ideas circulating
to the exists in the world of their Oh well,
what do you feel that?

Speaker 2 (31:35):
And we never have a story of the mattic agony.
This is pretty cool, this is about this is a
Modoc person and the matic this has a.

Speaker 3 (31:44):
Big, long bitch. Anyways, jump in the middle to say.

Speaker 2 (31:49):
If you want to whatever, you need to do, some
warm in this room, like we haven't had any water.

Speaker 3 (31:56):
We're just drinking.

Speaker 2 (31:59):
I love like, I love it, I love the I
love the consciousness that is emerging because of the success
of my grandfather. He wouldn't have talked that he was
first Nations anyway. The grandfather was born in eighteen fifty three.
He later fought in the Modoc War in defense of
our homeland. It was the same story as the most defeats,

(32:20):
the same story.

Speaker 3 (32:25):
Waldach was in the X Man. Was he?

Speaker 2 (32:26):
I was just about to say that they were the
underground people, weren't they? Doc? No Modoc was or was
he the computer man look versus commerce? No, Doc was?
He wasn't in versus the first one, probably one of them.

Speaker 3 (32:44):
I think he was in he.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
Was in Actually, yeah, last ant Man movie. He's in
X Men ninety seven.

Speaker 3 (32:56):
Yeah, looks a bit like crying except no legs.

Speaker 2 (32:59):
Yeah, he's on flying the and that's the stands for
something computer ish anyway. Sure, that's monoc The more locks
that's the what I'm thinking of the underground. The more
Begs Begs are pretty cool as well. Locks mm hmm.
Speaking of Honky's going way too far, that's the more Begs.

(33:22):
Same story as most of the family being murdered and
sent away. Right back to the story, grandfather did not
like the Klamath Reservation and soon returned to the part
of the country that he loved. It was by some
very good fortune and help of a white friend who
in Eureka, California, hardly Eureka, Eureka, Eureka and then spell

(33:47):
it like an idiot.

Speaker 3 (33:49):
That's how it spelled.

Speaker 2 (33:49):
Arica Eureka spelled to e you or Eureka. Yeah, yorka
Eureka all ipsilon.

Speaker 3 (34:00):
So you're therizzy Eureka.

Speaker 2 (34:02):
There's Eureka in the English language.

Speaker 3 (34:04):
Which is what I Eureka in California.

Speaker 2 (34:06):
That must be it, But I don't like the way
it's spelled.

Speaker 3 (34:09):
I don't think the Eureka, and California is spelled like
that either though, So let me take go.

Speaker 2 (34:13):
Do you think why is it that Eureka is spelled anyway?

Speaker 3 (34:18):
Eureka is a city in California, spelled the way that
you would think you were.

Speaker 2 (34:21):
Yeah, yeah, so you go, there, you go. But this
is a different thing in Eureka anyway. Sure, Look, we're
all learning together like That's so your man went off anyway,
and he builds a cabin and lives there from then
until his death in nineteen thirty five, which was, by
all accounts, a good year to die. He fell asleep
on a riverbank and never woke up. Grandfather lived a
long and eventful life, but not always a happy one.

(34:44):
He told me a story when I was a child,
and I never tired of hearing it. His first contact
with Mattakagm was one evening in the summer of eighteen
ninety seven. He was walking along a deer trail near
a lake just about dusk when he saw up ahead
something that looked like a tall bush. When he walked closer,
he smelled a strong kind of musky odor. Oh, you

(35:06):
know what's happening. He looked closer at the bush, and
suddenly realized that it was not a bush at all.
It was covered in a thick, coarse hair, much like
horse hair. He took a step closer, but the creature
made a sound that sounded like grandfather knew this was
one of what the old ones had spoken of, the
mattter cagmy. I think it. Yeah, there's a little bit more.

(35:29):
Though it was growing dark and fast. Grandfather was unable
to see quite clearly, but he could make out two
soft brown eyes through all the hair. The creature moved slightly,
and Grandfather made a motion of friendship and laid down
the string of fish he had been carrying. The creature
evidently understood this, as it snatched up the fish and

(35:51):
struck out towards the timber that was nearby. It stopped
for a moment and made a sound that my grandfather
never forgot, A long low. That's what this sound was like.
I think grandfather never told anyone outside the family this story.
He called them people too, He called them mattacagni. It

(36:12):
was a few weeks after his encounter that he was
awakened one morning by some strange noises outside the cabin.
Upon investigating, he found a stack of deer skins, fresh
and ready to be tanned. Off in the distance, he
heard the strange sound again. Oh. After this, there were
other items left from time to time, wood, acorns, wild berries,

(36:34):
and fruit. It was a few years later that he
had his second, but far more amazing contact with his friend.
Grandfather had taken a job with some white men ooh
from San Francisco to help them search for gold that
was supposed to be up on you guessed it, Mount Shasta.

(36:54):
Oh er.

Speaker 3 (36:57):
So I was thinking for a second, I was like,
is was Patterson Gimland close to Mauntchaester? Was that film?
But it's not. I did a bit of research. It's
quite a bit away, but it's still a California.

Speaker 2 (37:15):
California is known for the old big feats.

Speaker 3 (37:17):
It is. And then you're wondering, like, hm hmm, there's
a lot of people what do you think now about this?
There's a lot of people out there and who think
that Patty was the last big Foot I've ever seen?
Mm hmm, it's the last of.

Speaker 2 (37:33):
A Well, if you're gonna believe a lot of the
various big foot videos out there, there's plenty other one
is that sort of refute that that's true. I think
Patterson Gimbland footage looks like a man in a suit
or a woman.

Speaker 3 (37:49):
Controversial, And so do you not know.

Speaker 2 (37:53):
What you're into it this week?

Speaker 3 (37:54):
Are real? Man?

Speaker 2 (37:57):
Could be real?

Speaker 3 (37:58):
Ignorant?

Speaker 2 (37:58):
I don't know and I am We're we're both ignorant
as to whether it's real or not. Because neither of
us can know for sure.

Speaker 3 (38:05):
We can't say that.

Speaker 2 (38:06):
I do know this. Most animals don't look like a
man in a suit.

Speaker 3 (38:11):
Very true. Although gorilla looks like a man.

Speaker 2 (38:13):
Gorilla man. No, gorilla doesn't look like a man in
the suit. Rella looks like a man who's broken free
of his suit.

Speaker 3 (38:21):
That's fucking. Grandfather never much cared for money, but times
have changed and living off the land was increasingly getting
harder and harder. The men had a map and were
bound in the tournament to find that gold that they
were told was there. Yeah, that was like a lot
of the big Foot sightings from the gold panners prospectors,

(38:43):
and Grandfather agreed to show them the area, but he
could scarcely conceal the fact that he thought all white
men were a little crazy that searched for yellow metal.
He's true, it is true. They said that if he
helps them find the gold, he too would be a
rich man. It met no difference to him one way
or another. After the treasure hunter party had reached the

(39:05):
base of Mount Shasta, they began drinking a lot, so
Grandfather told them he would go on ahead and explore
some of the lower level rock shelves, as they were
in no condition to do it themselves. So that next
morning he set out up a mountain trail. After a
bit of climbing, he reached one of the shelves he
wished to examine. Then it happened a timber rattler struck

(39:28):
him in the leg. Without warning. Grandfather killed the snake
and started heading down the mountain trail to a more
comfortable spot, but soon found it very difficult to continue walking.
The best he can remember is that he became sick
to his stock and then fainted. When he came to,
he thought he must be dreaming, for there were three

(39:49):
large metachagomy about eight to ten feet tall surrounding him.
He noticed they had made a small cut on the
snake bite, and somehow removed the vent them and placed
the cool mass on the wound. Then one of the
mattach agony made a kind of grunting sound, and the
two lifted him and carried him down the trail he
did not know. Finally, after some decent after some descent

(40:14):
down the mountain side, they placed him under a low
brushy tree and left again. Grandfather heard their mournful cry. Oh.
After a long while, he began to feel better and
took out his old four four caliber cabin ball pistol

(40:35):
and began he fired off some shots. Finally, the gold
party found him. Grandfather said nothing about his encounter. He
was taken back to where the pack mules were tied up,
and then onto the narest town, where he rested for
a few days. This is like fucking red dead redemption
or something. He then returned home. Grandfather only told his

(40:56):
family about the encounter, and after that he would never
take any amount of money to go to that region again.
He said it was a holy place. Matta Agney lives there,
and there my friends. For many years after that, in
the still of the evening or sometimes late at night,
he would hear the sound he now knew, the call

(41:21):
of the matta Agney.

Speaker 2 (41:22):
That is similar to those sounds that they say are
big sounds. Wasn't it like if you were to hear
that in the distance, you know, you'd be like, that's
definitely big.

Speaker 3 (41:31):
Any other animal sounds totally like big foot noises. Grandfather
went down to state that they were not vicious, and
they were quite shy, especially to white men. They'll be
right to that shyness.

Speaker 2 (41:48):
You brought your with you came.

Speaker 3 (41:53):
They generally came out in the evenings and at night.
They lived chiefly on roots. They doug and berries and
only meat in the bitterest of cold weather. That makes sense.
Their homes are in the deep mountainside burrows, unknown to
any man. I never grow tired of those stories my
grandfather told me as a boy. He said they were true,

(42:15):
and I believe in may he rest in peace. Now,
what I think is interesting her now, eman, is if
you were that kind of If so, there was a
whole I don't know if it was Homo flowers, which
again I'm bringing them up. There was one of the
offshoots of the Homo genus that they found purely because

(42:40):
they found remains in a cave right so like prior
to that they didn't know they existed. And then they
found remains in a cave and they were like, oh,
fuck right, there's Homo Flowers or I don't know if
it was Homo Flowers is one of them. Yeah, they're like,
oh okay, so to play that was advocate potentially after

(43:00):
or something that we're big foot like, maybe they could
turn up in a cave. And maybe the fact that
they're described as a civilization that were a grouping of
people that live in caves. Yeah, maybe, because I mean
that seems to be a common denominator with a lot
of these sort of proto humans, so that they all

(43:21):
seem to gather in caves, like cave dwelling people.

Speaker 2 (43:25):
Yeah, well we're actually about to get into the Limorians,
who are the fellows that's our associated with the underground caves.
But what you're saying is right, like you would imagine
anything that lives in the oil is probably going to
use a cave as a shelter. That kind of makes sense.

Speaker 3 (43:40):
Right, makes sense for like, I think with a lot
of like if you go back far enough, I think
a lot of humanity. They weren't really rooted deeply in
one area, but like much like other animals that would
have a kind of a sort of a range that
they would sort of move between so that they could
forage and that they can you know, because obviously back

(44:02):
before they knew how to farm, you know, you had
limited foraging in one area. You weren't able to just go, Okay,
there's blueberries there, let's stay. You'd go through them in
a fucking few days. Yeah, big enough group. So I
think they moved around a lot.

Speaker 2 (44:16):
Yeah, and that's why the way our body is wired
the way it is sugar because like back then you
were wired to ingest as much as you couldn't burn
it off. That's why it would burn off fat differently
and all the rest of it.

Speaker 3 (44:28):
So the cave stuff, surprisingly, I think there's a lot
of like mixed research out there where like some people think, oh,
you know, we were based around caves, but then there's
a lot like, let's say, kind of not like we
would have used them in very harsh weather and then
we would have moved out. Well, also makes sense as well,
Actually a lot of caves, a lot of animals would

(44:48):
you use them, so like yeah, a lot of like
big cats would use them as we're dens, a lot
of like stuff that humans would have wanted to avoid.
So you'd wonder like, Yeah, it was there a kind
of a middle ground there somewhere. Yeah, it's strange. I
think a lot of humans you see us like or
any of the kind of harm all kind of stuff
where they use like portable stuffful lot of time were

(45:09):
to do its main places, saying they were living in shells,
under haunted, getting the glipton on shells a tent.

Speaker 2 (45:16):
Like hermit crabs class Yeah, pretty good, very good. This
brings us to the City of Light or tell Us.
Tell us about the city of Life. One of the
current stories about Mount Chaste is that it's home to
the underground and highly advanced city of tell Us, the
City of Life, which is inhabited by the Limorians. These

(45:39):
people are the descendants of human or humanoid beings who
once lived on the last continent of Memoria. If you
think the name Limoria, it sounds like Lemur. And that's
right because according to an idea proposed in the nineteenth century,
which I believed we covered in the flat Earth episode,
but or no hollow Earth episodor excuse me, hollow Worth episode.

(46:02):
We do so many episodes. We forget ciss. Yeah, there
was once a large land mass that disappeared into the
water of the Indian Ocean if it existed. If it existed,
this land mass Lamoria would help explain why Lemur fossils
have been found in Madagascar and India but nowhere else
in Africa or the Middle East. For those who believe

(46:24):
the Limorians are now snuggled up under Mount Shasta, the
sunken continent did not disappear below the Indian Ocean, but
was lost instead in the Pacific thousands.

Speaker 3 (46:33):
Of years ago.

Speaker 2 (46:34):
Those who survived the catastrophe took up residents under the mountain,
where they built their crystalline city and since then, So
this is kind of interesting. People have actually claimed to
see Limorians wandering around. They're like seven feet tall, they
have long hair, they wear white robes and sandals. They're
said to be psychic and have other kind of superpowers

(46:56):
that allowed to move say space and time. Who does
that remind you.

Speaker 3 (46:59):
Of a psychic? It's the first thing is.

Speaker 2 (47:08):
The Nordics the age.

Speaker 4 (47:10):
Yeah, you know, of course, the Nordics, not the Reptilians
or the Grays. The Nordics, not the praying mantire, but
the Nordics. But apparently, yeah, it kind of fits with
that that a seven feet tall long sort of blonde hair,
white robes, sandals, and then the psychic element.

Speaker 2 (47:29):
So you know. I wonder sometimes is that people talk
about them going into spaceships or taking them into space
ships and all that shit. I wonder if there's some
crossover there or is it just a manifestation of the
world in some way that like you see this weird stuff,
you know, and this so this isn't an extra terrestrial
but it's thrown forward a very similar characterization. Wow, people

(47:54):
say they guess kidnapped by you're abducted.

Speaker 3 (47:56):
By maybe, so we're going to check out you. Falls.
Aside from being home from being the home of a
long last civilization, the mountain is also a hotspot for
alien encounters. For instance, on February twelve, twenty twenty, Mount
Chast become the focus of international attention when people photographed
the enormous uf All looming above its peak, and closer

(48:19):
inspection or just a passing glance, really the uf all
turned out to be a lenticular cloud. These clouds often
form on mountain side and can have particularly ufoll like
shapes depending on where you're standing. But this is only
a recent example. For decades, people have reported various et experiences, sightings,
and encounters. It is also likely that the mountain was

(48:40):
the barplace of the first Ufour religion, the Sea Cult
that appeared in the thirties. This theosophical which combines mysticism
with spiritualism with metaphysics, movement was funded by Guy W.
Ballard and his wife Edna Ann Wheeler. Ballard some them
and the foundation for many other twentieth century New Age religions.

(49:03):
And it's hard to the cultimates Christianity with mysticism and
First Nationalism because Ballard himself was going on like it
was George Washington reincareneted. Of course, although it eventually fell
into obscurity, the movement actually still exists with you believe.
But yeah, yeah, I think.

Speaker 2 (49:24):
Yeah, probably based on that because you would imagine that.
But back then, obviously YouTube would have been as accessible,
it wouldn't be as much stuff up there, just you
know General three when GTA three was made, Sorry San Andre,
oh five, sorry CHRISTI in five as well, that would

(49:46):
make sense ufor mystery and yeah, because you would imagine that, like,
as you're making a game like that, you'd probably be
ingesting a whole lot of stuff sense. So just to
expand on that a little bit, this links around the
I am activity, which is kind of new age kind
of thing. In the little documentary was watching about this

(50:07):
fellow who was living up on the Shasta. There was
loads of bookshops and they were basically just all new age.
You wouldn't find our friend Dan Brown in there unless
he wrote a book about warts crystals or something.

Speaker 3 (50:21):
Well, Dan probably does have a book Hoartz Crystals.

Speaker 2 (50:23):
Yeah, the Secret of the Quartz. Christal's probably it's more
of a documentary.

Speaker 3 (50:27):
My uncle Dan. He's actually working on some stuff at
the minutes.

Speaker 2 (50:31):
Every time I talked about your uncle, Danny seems to
be working on something. He's a writer, he always were.
Even when he's not working, his brain is thinking of
these He's like.

Speaker 3 (50:41):
Sanderson Anderson Brandon Sanderson definitely has a monkey's writing from
by Yeah, Fellas putting that way too many books something.
King of Stevens is also a fellow writes more.

Speaker 2 (50:56):
Really, I was told I was told. I don't know
if it's true or not, but when I was in university,
I was told by a lecture that there's an industry
of book writing that like he was like he was
giving me thishost It's kind of ghost right, like Stephen King,
and he'd be like, yeah, so it's like the lamp
is haunted off you pop. It's kind of like didn't

(51:18):
like loads of lads used to paint similar pictures to
like the Renaissance Masters, and they would sign them as theirs.
Similar kind of stuff.

Speaker 3 (51:26):
Yeah, I could see that.

Speaker 2 (51:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (51:28):
I think were like, I don't know, like probably lot
of Sanders and fans cracking up now. But like the
Red Books, he was on the bag or bag.

Speaker 2 (51:40):
A lot of the writers do be on the bag.

Speaker 3 (51:41):
I never Anderson is like born again.

Speaker 2 (51:46):
Or something. Stephen King was like bad on the bag
when he was like he doesn't remember writing Kujo because
he was all fucked up and a bag.

Speaker 3 (51:55):
Yeah, dog, but maybe Jesus, like well.

Speaker 2 (52:01):
To be fair to understand, that is the drug.

Speaker 3 (52:03):
That keeps I've Jesus in the past.

Speaker 4 (52:07):
So in just in the past the present cure. Yeah,
it could be never know.

Speaker 2 (52:13):
So this Ayam activity, it was founded by Guy Ballard,
which is a pseudonym of Jeoffrey Ray King. This in
the nineteen thirties. He was well read in theosophy and
its offshoots, and he claimed to have met and been
instructed by a man who introduced himself as Saint Germain

(52:34):
while he was hiking on Mount Shasta looking for a
rumored branch of the Great White Brotherhood known as the
Brotherhood of Mount Shasta. Lord Saint Germaine is regular component
of Theosophical religions and an ascended master based on the
historical Compte de Saint Germain eighteenth century adventure. So the Ballards,

(52:55):
as we're talking about him and his wife, they began
talking to the ascended mass regularly. They said. They founded
a publishing house which is called Saint Germain Press or
was called Saint Germain Press, to publish their books and
began training people to spread their messages across the United States.
These training sessions and conclaves were held throughout the States,

(53:17):
open to the general public and free of charge. A
front page story in a nineteen thirty eight edition of
the Chicago Herald and Examiner noted that the Ballards do
not take up collections or ask for funds. Sound makes
them cool. Meetings became limited to members only after hecklers
began disrupting their open meetings. How rude over their lifetimes,

(53:37):
the Ballads recorded nearly four thousand live dictations, which they
said were from the Ascended Masters. Guy Ballard and his
wife Edna, and later their son Donald became the sole
accredited messengers of the Ascended Masters, and in nineteen forty
two they began the Iam Sanctuary at a former Presbyterian

(53:57):
missionary school, and a lot of those traumas, that's where
I am, where I am, where I am. Yeah, he
was there. What was the song they had, Let's get
rid todded, Yeah, let's change that. I'll be sure, I was, well,
maybe should get it started. That's the song, though, say
that now it used to be.

Speaker 3 (54:18):
But then they Donald Trump's president brother and said, whatever
you're like, grabbed by the pussy twenty twenty four, Well,
year's twenty twenty four.

Speaker 2 (54:27):
All Martin. Though, I don't know if he's into that.
He's classed about that.

Speaker 3 (54:32):
And I was laughing. I was just I was watching Trump.
There was he looks like a frog, which is funny.

Speaker 2 (54:39):
He does look like a frog. He looks like one
of those giant frog you find in the outband.

Speaker 3 (54:42):
You were talking about her, and I was watching him
kind of just talking, and I was just laughing, going
like this is father, that's a grabbed by the pussy
was just laughing to myself and sorry the whole like
this's funny, Like it's actually if you're the type of
person like myself, the texts and nothing in life. Seriously,
it's hilarious.

Speaker 2 (54:59):
And like he's extremely entertaining.

Speaker 3 (55:02):
Grabbed by the pussy bros No bother.

Speaker 4 (55:05):
Remember when the girls like do you think there could
be a problem with Russia sending a nuclear bomb outside?

Speaker 2 (55:10):
He's like, what what if a bomb falls on your
head right now? Like he's just He's the reason a
lot of people like him, I think is just because
he talks like he liked them, Like like when you
listen to me Hall Martin, like, you can't relate to
that man, do you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (55:26):
Like you can't if he's in the doll like the
bollocks with the come on stuff.

Speaker 2 (55:32):
Yeah, that has been a crack. That was a crack
rare though.

Speaker 4 (55:35):
I'm sure he's ran around the dinner table, said he's
the crack. Do you watch the new Game of Throns?

Speaker 1 (55:40):
Me?

Speaker 3 (55:40):
Oh no, said, Thrones hasn't been out for many years now,
I said, may holl on the pines now would be
a right crack. Remember who is Reptilian? Motherfucker's like get
voted in like the ark?

Speaker 2 (55:52):
Who is the Fellow was a Brian Cowen who got
fucked up before he was on American radio and like
the whole the whole world, the Irish enamored.

Speaker 3 (56:00):
Like him and his brother just Barry fuck Melt. Yeah, disaster.

Speaker 2 (56:07):
He sounds like he works down Petit so many.

Speaker 3 (56:11):
Right they probably should. He's a fucking disaster as well. Yeah,
look it's our class man, Mount Shastafarian.

Speaker 2 (56:19):
Might Mount Chaster might be as the world just crumbles
a part, maybe Mount Shaster will be what protects us
all I think? Then, what do you think the next
thing that's going to happen is? Obviously I think it was.

Speaker 3 (56:31):
You know, we're two geniuses. We've had a long, long
career of hers of the mind, long career of being
geniuses on this podcast, five genius years, genius years. And
in that time, right, we've had I'll tell you the
trends we've had. The big ones. One was the obelisks, Yes,

(56:53):
that was That was a trend that happened for a
while there. Another was we had a little little bit
big foot stuff where people were citing a bit of bigfoot.
There was a bit of a way of that maybe
two and a half years or three years ago. And
then most recently, I was to grocery fo stuff. That

(57:13):
was one of the big trends that we've had. So
we've lived as a podcast through like three of those,
and it's been fun actually.

Speaker 2 (57:22):
Doing all of them. And yes, nothing exactly.

Speaker 3 (57:26):
And yet, excuse me, where where's that fucking barber fellow
with the fucking clips of the UFOs. Yeah, I'm to
stop doing fades and people and give us a fucking
tell him to stop doing like.

Speaker 2 (57:40):
He's out there in reaching uranium from the spaceships or
some ship.

Speaker 3 (57:44):
Tell him to get in here with his working zylambi
or whatever.

Speaker 4 (57:48):
About you know, that was like more of a Jewish
that's the element that Bob Lazer found.

Speaker 2 (57:55):
I know, Zichla, it's a I know talking about I
can't remember what's from something like that. And Eleman element
was there's no record of me working there. But how
do I know all.

Speaker 3 (58:11):
The door like Stephen King?

Speaker 2 (58:13):
Actually he does, he does, Maybe they're they're probably he
is the Stephen King stories. Yeah, you don't believe Bob Lazer.

Speaker 3 (58:23):
Talking Irish about sweat. They wouldn't come on here box
the head album.

Speaker 2 (58:28):
Well he's not going with an invitation, my Bob, you
can do any podcast you want. Your Irish man said,
he boxed The sounds like something I'd be interested put
my hangers. He might not let me.

Speaker 3 (58:46):
He's talking to his Irish.

Speaker 2 (58:47):
Man, they said. They said, like, do you know what
I mean?

Speaker 3 (58:52):
Said like Bob Lasers talking ship, he made a rocket
powered why bit or something.

Speaker 2 (58:56):
He's good and stuff dex for B for B a
special football formation that will never result in a loss.
For B B is the alphabetic equivalent of you've made

(59:19):
credible strains in scientifictitude.

Speaker 3 (59:23):
There and Bob Blazers getting boxed up.

Speaker 2 (59:26):
Bob Blazer to talk about you.

Speaker 3 (59:30):
I've had with you, man ali Is you want to
bring her seats from now on. Janny Horbell, you big
barber bastard, give.

Speaker 2 (59:38):
And I'm just over here trying to do a podcast
over most of the current UFOs.

Speaker 3 (59:46):
Mister Horb.

Speaker 2 (59:53):
Killing being well barber master, never gonna make it, Yeah,
George Knapp because it's like the way his his canes is.
Today's like, so I.

Speaker 4 (01:00:09):
Hear you did an episode you threatened to kill my
call her corbell.

Speaker 2 (01:00:16):
I thought it was hilarious. No, I've had it.

Speaker 3 (01:00:22):
Man, listen these documentaries. Now Netflix is giving his money.
Where's the evidence? Virginia modis our last crap hope.

Speaker 2 (01:00:35):
Coming back, I'm gonna find I'm gonna see. Can I
go to Virginia? When I go to Brazil, I'm not
going to be allowed. There's no way I'll be allowed.
And I can't go by myself because I'll be robbed,
stabbed and killed.

Speaker 3 (01:00:49):
A brief guy's follow second Magatribe characters where all the
fog is encrypted on him.

Speaker 2 (01:00:54):
You're gonna have to I have to go down to
get like but it can't be the Mega drive to It.

Speaker 3 (01:01:01):
Has to be the Origin or I need Sega c
D please.

Speaker 2 (01:01:06):
That's four hundreds Christ Almighty. Yeah, No, I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna buy a load of retro stuff and I'm
in Brazil.

Speaker 3 (01:01:13):
People that I think it's all you can buy. If
I'm talking about the UFO crypto lads that are that
are real cool dudes. Who was your man that was
on Rogan that's in the military. He's all right, favor Yeah, yeah,
he's all right.

Speaker 2 (01:01:29):
Crush fellow with the weird eyes. They came after Grush,
but he looks like Rush. I can't remember his name.
He's the one where they found the nine different types
of U. A p. S. They something or other show,
you know, terrible weird eyes, weird eyes on him where
he has the kind of eyes that would see U
F o's. When I was working the bar, there was

(01:01:51):
a fellow there who came and you think he'd been abducted.
He was quite mentally unwell.

Speaker 3 (01:01:57):
Maybe that's what hells the mental disturbance the rest of them. Now,
we've had long, long career in there now and we
need receipts. There's a new air and hour we go
around threatening other. That's every episode that we want to threaten.
The new alien content creator.

Speaker 2 (01:02:15):
The Skywatcher.

Speaker 3 (01:02:17):
That's Skywatcher Watcher. His name look skywascher By. He's organ.

Speaker 7 (01:02:27):
For B for b Son.

Speaker 3 (01:02:30):
It's name Jack Barbers, Jeremy Horwell, Jeremy.

Speaker 2 (01:02:36):
It's Jerry's order, you goo, dude, love there he is.
You see what I mean about the eyes and putting
on the by. We're not because I will here.

Speaker 3 (01:02:48):
See look at the eyes glasses, Look at the eyes
that he's probably blind.

Speaker 2 (01:02:54):
Were walking around the place without a stick.

Speaker 3 (01:02:56):
The blind classes man name.

Speaker 2 (01:03:00):
Why would have man tell us about what he's seen?
He's not this cockroach barber is blind cockroach? What the fuck.

Speaker 3 (01:03:11):
Are you talking about? This podcast for the cockroach or something?

Speaker 2 (01:03:15):
I don't know him. He was on a fucking stupid barber.

Speaker 3 (01:03:19):
No, he's actually what was he on again? He was
on one of them. I want to say, he's on
the Thoms Horror People or something like that. He's not
roach coro. He looks like cockroach. Like he looks like cockroach.

Speaker 2 (01:03:36):
So there's a AI you think you know from thunder
That's pretty cool, isn't it. There's Mumra he's show me
a tits. Look at that, but he looks at it
like Bob Blazer.

Speaker 3 (01:03:50):
See how you know? You are like monkeys and Bolt
and Brian is there and they're like, oh this is great. Yeah.
Think about in the future now when you can just
sit there, generate and whatever you want. Instead can talk
about how long it's going to be totally like transfixed
with class stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:04:07):
Yeah. No, I'm looking forward to now because I've always
wanted live action ThunderCats movie and.

Speaker 3 (01:04:11):
They're going to be generating like fucking stone Aston versus
lying you stop my brain, I'm saying with.

Speaker 2 (01:04:19):
A crossover like that w W E versus ThunderCats than
halfway a three hour pay per view of w W
E versus something else?

Speaker 3 (01:04:27):
Who will bring real Ripley or chiet Era Jurassic Park
versus like st stop.

Speaker 2 (01:04:33):
Stop stop stop saying things that are so cool? Hi
you flying Velasca after Lucasaurus, say Lucasaurus.

Speaker 3 (01:04:46):
Imagine like when I get start class, how much time
people are going to But I think.

Speaker 2 (01:04:50):
I think people get even worse because you'll now have
so many options. You'll never watch a full thing again,
like Tiktokation exactly. Yeah, just like do you want to
watch movie Resident Evil, one that you've never seen before?
He'd be like, yeah, probably consume without.

Speaker 3 (01:05:07):
You'd be watching it, and then they'll be going, that's
nice boobs, and I do you think?

Speaker 2 (01:05:15):
And then.

Speaker 3 (01:05:17):
They've gone all sexy sexy thits on the fine arts?
Is your part of her brain? Anythinking like that? Right?
And then all of a sudden she rounds the corner
and you're like, oh, it's going to be mister X.
Now it's red Man. Oh yeah, he's the that would
be pretty that'll be pretty intense.

Speaker 2 (01:05:39):
What I love is as Jill opens the door to
the Raccoon City Police Perman. I don't know why Jill
is doing it, but she's back there now anyway and
walking out.

Speaker 3 (01:05:50):
He'd be walking after you versus mister Rex.

Speaker 2 (01:05:53):
Who will win? Whoever wins? We all lose. Alien versus
versus Chico Chico Alien versus Santo married merrily. What was
what the fella's name? We had the little snake on
his hand?

Speaker 3 (01:06:10):
Chris bin Raw versus the Simpsons.

Speaker 2 (01:06:12):
I don't think AI will ever show you Chrispin.

Speaker 3 (01:06:14):
Chris versus.

Speaker 2 (01:06:20):
That's already happened.

Speaker 3 (01:06:26):
Yeah, yeah, that would be pretty good. Yeah, Jill's fine
art sexy boobs and then red Man.

Speaker 2 (01:06:34):
Doctor House versus the kool Aid Man. You make anything
like because make anything like Bob blairser versus Stephen King,
Bob Blazer versus Stephen King.

Speaker 3 (01:06:49):
Who can fabricate the best?

Speaker 2 (01:06:56):
We've got six hundred pages and.

Speaker 3 (01:06:59):
Dispen Bob Blazer You're next? Oh yeah, your mind.

Speaker 2 (01:07:07):
I think like we should stop calling out famous semi famous.

Speaker 3 (01:07:12):
No, I think we should.

Speaker 2 (01:07:13):
You want to who else should we call it?

Speaker 3 (01:07:15):
I've called today We have to say them.

Speaker 2 (01:07:16):
For Jeremy Corbel and Bobbling. You're leaving George Naplone though
maybe he's in the Maybe George, I'm sorry, George Knapp.

Speaker 3 (01:07:24):
Which one's here?

Speaker 2 (01:07:27):
What one we've been doing this for?

Speaker 3 (01:07:30):
You want to say?

Speaker 4 (01:07:31):
He's the fellow hangs around with Jeremy Carbell, the journalist
who's been doing UFO stuff for Like, I think he's alright.

Speaker 2 (01:07:39):
I don't. I don't know any of these men. I
think he might be. I want to see him in
Ai against Shakira or whatever, but like, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:07:51):
Yeah, he's all right. Next week we'll talk about how
this is. But we'll talk about when we're back, we'll
talk about who we talk about that, we'll talk about
Patterson Gimlin, and I'll talk about whether they should be jumped.

Speaker 2 (01:08:06):
Well, now, Bob Gimlin, they both there is Bob giland
still I wouldn't be calling out lads like to be fair,
I wouldn't be calling out lads like like Bob Blazer,
Bob who are actually close to death. That seems he
looks you can do four four B and he wins
all the cups, but like he looks like he's not
well brothels, But no, I actually think he does. He

(01:08:33):
goes in, You're right, that's ced, isn't it? That diminishes
what he said, Like if you were a lad, I'm
a super strong physicist. I'm deadly at doing scions. Also,
do you want to buy this pussy like that?

Speaker 3 (01:08:47):
That was? That was a campaign?

Speaker 2 (01:08:49):
Was what was he doing?

Speaker 3 (01:08:51):
Though?

Speaker 2 (01:08:51):
That was The FBI were like, what's the best way
to smear this man? Let's say that he sells a vagina.

Speaker 3 (01:09:00):
Flash lights sounds? Flash lights?

Speaker 2 (01:09:03):
Is grand? Do you want to call their flashlights aders?

Speaker 3 (01:09:05):
Like box of I never used one? Should keep them
a light for the people? Mhm, should fact fanny? What's
wrong without that?

Speaker 2 (01:09:13):
None? None, A lot less trouble than real.

Speaker 3 (01:09:17):
Exactly? There you go. I should live there. I'm very warm.

Speaker 2 (01:09:21):
Yeah, I know you're a bit warm, bit too warm?
Now a fever coming on? You're keeping up in here?

Speaker 3 (01:09:28):
Oh, I regret nothing attitude. You won't regret it. He'd
be reading again that I regret is not reading more
than brown.

Speaker 2 (01:09:37):
Yeah, that's understandable.

Speaker 3 (01:09:39):
What's the what's wrong with the book?

Speaker 2 (01:09:42):
Publisher Corky Corgory is quite a nice dog. They polished
the book I was just looking at there's Corky is
the name of the publisher. That's nice. I haven't heard.
I haven't read a Corky book now long time. I've
never read. Yeah, more of a penguin man now. To
be honest, a lions Gate film. Always an animal, you know,
And what does it all mean? What does it all mean?

(01:10:06):
Not long ago? Until the giant dragonfly comes in and
justus the two lease god.

Speaker 3 (01:10:12):
He will be generated also get eaten by a dragonfly.

Speaker 2 (01:10:16):
I can probably already generate. Do you think it actually
has video footage of us?

Speaker 3 (01:10:21):
Yeah? I don't think it can be trying that well,
maybe can it.

Speaker 2 (01:10:24):
Probably can't have a few hours there. It's going back
when we used to do YouTube before we got fed up.

Speaker 3 (01:10:29):
Yeah, that's banned.

Speaker 2 (01:10:30):
We're not doing that.

Speaker 3 (01:10:31):
FBI down FBI that.

Speaker 2 (01:10:33):
They said you better call out Bob Laser so we
can diminish your effect.

Speaker 3 (01:10:38):
Big big phar big big videos. Back when we're back
from holidays. Videos were not doing it.

Speaker 2 (01:10:46):
Video by yourself. I'd be a site and you want
to obscure me voice as well if you're showing me face,
so that absolutely shound. I would never show anything.

Speaker 3 (01:10:58):
Videos back there's a lot of people right in missing
you and all that were saying.

Speaker 2 (01:11:02):
Specifically, well, you better stop because that's illegal.

Speaker 3 (01:11:07):
Better stuff that's not legal. I don't think that's legal.

Speaker 2 (01:11:10):
Well, that's not what it's intended uses.

Speaker 3 (01:11:13):
Well do you want to tell that.

Speaker 2 (01:11:14):
Why doesn't piss come out?

Speaker 5 (01:11:16):
My that's not what it's intended uses, peoples.

Speaker 2 (01:11:21):
No more strumming over anything. You're only allowed to strum
yourself over your own wild thoughts of fornication.

Speaker 3 (01:11:30):
I was thinking about that while you were talking about
that last time. You were gonna using your mind, and I'll.

Speaker 2 (01:11:35):
Use your mind.

Speaker 3 (01:11:36):
Sometimes your mind is probably worse than matching a barn
or sometimes you know, no.

Speaker 2 (01:11:39):
One's been affected by your except you're. Your mind is
is basically the sum of all your experiences at this
point generating sexual content. It's the ai of wank your mind.

Speaker 3 (01:11:57):
I think.

Speaker 2 (01:11:59):
Be air. I've kind of fallen off the horse got
it's last week red Man, actually, like I just want
him to rap at me, like Master vigorously in the
Dirty to.

Speaker 3 (01:12:17):
Valentine's Sexy Tits.

Speaker 2 (01:12:22):
Chill Valentine Sexy Tits. I actually want to tell you,
I want to see what comes up when if it
hadn't happened. It's about to. No, I want to. I
want to see what happens when you write that in
secret Valentine sex. Oh lads, we're having to crack now.

(01:12:44):
My phone's gone. Man brought up a man called.

Speaker 3 (01:12:48):
You know, the MISSISSIPI listening to the badcast in the
Hitchen and lot like. You could not listen to our
podcast in any sort of social sect and whatsoever.

Speaker 2 (01:12:56):
You shouldn't listen to it in general. So when you're
being Jill Valentines, you get gun actress, cosplay, face, model
fortnite dB D. What's that mean? You know, young things
d b D. It's like four four B.

Speaker 3 (01:13:14):
It could be a bubblazerine sex sex, the blurby off witch.

Speaker 2 (01:13:31):
Yeah, it's just it's just c G images. Of of
course I thought it might. It might have a description.
Did you say it to a I if you say
described val sexy, Jill Valentine sexy, T I don't know.

(01:13:51):
I don't know. Yeah, there's some I don't know how
there's Jack Betts has come up after that. Well, there
you go. Anyway, So if you now you know legend,
if you type in Jill Valentine's sexyies. I imagine if
you type in Jill's fine, you probably get similar selection

(01:14:13):
of videos from the Internet and a plethora of viruses
for your telephone.

Speaker 3 (01:14:19):
More of a fine arts or sexy tis man, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:14:23):
I oscillate, YEA. Some days nothing I like more than
Jill valentin sexies, but other days I'm quite fond of Jill.
Valentine's just.

Speaker 7 (01:14:42):
Trying to stress test people's tolerance for content like habitual
mind stepper.

Speaker 2 (01:14:59):
You couldn't Jeremy Carmel, whoever winds gets Jill about finers.

Speaker 7 (01:15:12):
Imagine somewhat like a a I summary in this podcast
like it's like and then like because it's about like
join the podcast as they discover the mysteries about Chester.
That's like the last paragraph is, and that they want
to fight Jeremy Corbell, I'm talking about Jill, the fine
hours and sexy.

Speaker 2 (01:15:34):
They were unsure about what they liked better, whether it
was the sexy or the fighters. He sometimes preferred each evenly,
but could not tell when that thought would occur.

Speaker 3 (01:15:49):
To Valentine's the hardy is a descriptor. Is hardy.

Speaker 2 (01:16:00):
His descriptor of a sex organ like they can't be
the like a person like horny. Jill nine works, horny,
Chris feels sex Oh god, Leon Kennedy's Horny Hours.

Speaker 3 (01:16:25):
We really brought them to a long old to leave
on her break for the holidays.

Speaker 2 (01:16:28):
I think we'll come back to any listeners after the holidays.

Speaker 3 (01:16:31):
Because I'll be ready now, ready.

Speaker 2 (01:16:34):
This we've been having a consistent attitude is that we're
just gonna lean into this.

Speaker 3 (01:16:39):
Ye.

Speaker 2 (01:16:40):
Brother, you could get fired.

Speaker 3 (01:16:42):
Ye.

Speaker 2 (01:16:42):
That's that's why I don't want to do video.

Speaker 3 (01:16:44):
It'll be like, so I am and I see you
we're talking about horny Hours. I'd be like, yeah, that's attitude.

Speaker 2 (01:16:51):
Man. Oh yeah, we're allowed to put all the Pride
flags in for the month June. Horners, What the fuck?
Because Mike my job be there, you know, like it's
it's it's inclusive. You do all you do, all the normal,
you have all the l G B t Q. So
I'm happy for it. Where's where's Valentine's in the canteen
to work? Where's Chris Redfield's monster thropping? Hornycotts big sexy number.

Speaker 3 (01:17:19):
That's I need to go now. I can't see it
is too hot. Yeah, I've been August