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October 7, 2025 31 mins
The show plays another round of ‘Does This Make You Feel Old?’ from 2016.

Then later, the show plays a prank on Nadia the Intern (2006).

Plus celebrity pastor, Joel Osteen, calls the show to talk about his Houston recovery efforts (2016). 

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
This is a best of MZ. Were playing the greatest
moments in MZ history since two thousand and six two
thy sixteen.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for does This make you
Feel Old?

Speaker 3 (00:22):
With your host Michael Zabola.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
And now here's your host.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
Michael Zabola. Thank you, thank you, welcome to Does this
make you feel old? You sound old? Hi, Rede? Is
that my old man voice?

Speaker 4 (00:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (00:38):
Regious? Yeah, Boyd's let's make you feel old? Is that's
your final answer?

Speaker 4 (00:47):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (00:47):
Let's go around the room. Let's meet who is here?
Let's meet our contestants? Natalie? Yeah, yeah, here you excited?
Oh yeah, hey girl, Hey girl? That's where from?

Speaker 4 (00:59):
Now?

Speaker 5 (01:00):
Know what do you get from the Garland, Texas area?

Speaker 3 (01:03):
All right? And what are you gonna do with this
zero dollars that if you win? What are you gonna
do with it?

Speaker 4 (01:08):
What?

Speaker 5 (01:08):
Moll n idea?

Speaker 4 (01:09):
Right?

Speaker 3 (01:10):
Actually know what?

Speaker 4 (01:10):
We have?

Speaker 3 (01:10):
This nice bottle of water we're giving for the winner.
So whoever pep die dot pepper or uh Coca Cola
cherry zero? Bobby, where are you from?

Speaker 6 (01:23):
Hi?

Speaker 3 (01:23):
My name is Bobby. Yeah, thanks for introducing me. Yeah,
where are you from? Dallas? All right? And our final contestant. Hi,
I'm Eric Starr, Eric Star good old Dallas text.

Speaker 7 (01:36):
Wow, everyone from these Dallas area. It's incredible. I'm missing
Pride weekend to be here. Hey, Gar, I better win.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
What are you gonna do with this water?

Speaker 7 (01:43):
If you win this water, I'm gonna go take it
down to the Pride parade and put on some dude
with a white shirt on.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
Take too many pills? Yeah? All right, let's hear the
theme of today. The theme is cartoons.

Speaker 5 (01:58):
I feel like I heard that.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
Yeah, really, yeah, somebody wrote it for me. I didn't
know what he did. Cartoons. Yeah, let's hear it one
more time. The theme is cartoons. All right, let's meet
our victim here. His name is Bryce. How you feeling today? Bryce?
Feel pretty good? All right? This is gonna be a
little bit easier. We're gonna do something a little bit different.
I'm gonna show you photos of cartoon characters. Do you

(02:19):
know any cartoon characters? Uh, SpongeBob, I know, Scooby Doo.

Speaker 4 (02:24):
We do, uh.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
This one call like bugs Bunny or something like that. Okay,
so you know you know quite a few. Are you
feeling good about it? I'm feeling good. All right, you
guys ready to play? Does this make you feel old?
I'll take that as a yes. The first picture we
gave him was a picture of Carmen san Diego. Does
he know Carmen san Diego? Let's start with Natalie No, Bobby, absolutely?

(02:49):
All right, no, definitely not all right. Let's hear his answer.
I don't know. All right, it's Carmen san Diego. Okay,
I think she's hot tune character, so, of course, so
he also thinks she's hot. The next character we showed
him was Bugs Bunny. Does he know Bugs Bunny?

Speaker 4 (03:11):
Eric?

Speaker 3 (03:11):
Yes, yes, Bobby, yes, Natalie, God.

Speaker 5 (03:15):
I'd hope. So he said that, he mentioned Bugs Bunny.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
All right, here we go.

Speaker 8 (03:20):
Uh he played that movie with uh uh.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
Lebron's his The Besketball Player was in that movie. He
was in uh space space Jam. Okay, what's the character's name? Uh,
Bugs Bunny?

Speaker 9 (03:44):
Ah, look at you? You got one right, just said it,
No idea. Lebron James was the Space Jam.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
Isn't it crazy that he said it when we started
the game, and then literally thirty seconds later totally forgot that.
He said, Bugs Bunny, I'm surprise you Space Jam. Yeah.
I am too, even though Michael Jordan was in there. Yeah. Okay,
By the way, who's who's winning? I guess everybody's tied
right now except for you. You have one because you
said he would know who Carl san Diego is. You

(04:14):
guys are all.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
Right?

Speaker 4 (04:17):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (04:17):
The next picture we showed him was SpongeBob. Does he
know SpongeBob? Natalie?

Speaker 5 (04:25):
Again? I hope so he mentioned SpongeBob pretty confidently.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
He did the same thing with Bugs, Buddy. I'm gonna
go with yes, Okay, I think he does. I think
he knows. All right, let's say yes. All right, here
we go. All right. The next character we gave him, actually,
these are four characters. We'd give him the answer if
he just knew the name of the group. I think

(04:49):
the teenage mutant Ninja Turtles. He doesn't have to know
the names of the individuals, and you showed him the cartoon, right,
does he know?

Speaker 5 (04:58):
I'm gonna go with no.

Speaker 3 (04:59):
Okay, this is a tough one. I'm going to say no.

Speaker 4 (05:04):
I mean he.

Speaker 5 (05:04):
Struggled with one that he had just named turtles.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
I must say no.

Speaker 9 (05:12):
Okay, all knows, here we go, Uh, Ninja Turtles.

Speaker 3 (05:18):
I'm gonna give you a correct answer on this, but
can you name all No, Nope. I'm surprised he got
the group. He didn't say teenage meeting turtles, that's true,
but he got close enough he gets a handicap. So
you guys all have what is You guys have three points?
All right. The next victory showed him was Mickey Mouse.

(05:40):
Does he know Mickey Mouse? Eric, I'm gonna say no,
all right, Bobby, all right, Natalie, all right, here we go.
He's he's all in the Disney movies.

Speaker 4 (05:51):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (05:53):
I can't remember, so.

Speaker 4 (05:55):
You don't know.

Speaker 3 (05:55):
You know he's Disney, but you don't know his name. Yeah,
that's Mickey Mouse. Go Mickey Mouse like it was on
the tip of his time, Michael Mouse. I it was something. Uh,
I don't I'm not keeping score. So they I have three,
they have four? Okay. The next one is Arthur from

(06:17):
the PBS show Arthur. He definitely wants to watch it,
all right, there's no way, Oh kid, you used to
watch this when you were a kid. Uh?

Speaker 4 (06:29):
He is.

Speaker 8 (06:29):
He always had. He went to school and everything is
kind of more like on the school side of things. Man,
it's been so long.

Speaker 3 (06:43):
I'll tell you what. I'll give you the answer if
you can tell me what kind of animal he is? Shoot,
I don't know. Kind of looks like a person except
for the ears, with the ears on top of his head. Yeah,
really around face? It's Arthur. There we go. Yeah, okay,
I remember he didn't remember. He didn't remember. Does anyone

(07:06):
know what animal he is? I never watched it, but.

Speaker 5 (07:11):
I want to see this guy do just movie and
TV reviews.

Speaker 3 (07:14):
I wouldn't that be amazing?

Speaker 4 (07:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (07:16):
I know you can't make this stuff up. All right.
The next one we gave him was Wolverine. Does he
know Wolverine?

Speaker 4 (07:24):
Well?

Speaker 3 (07:24):
Okay? Was it a new reversion? Just a cartoon? Like
the cartoons? There's several different kinds of that one. Okay,
so the older one. Okay, are you say no.

Speaker 4 (07:34):
Now?

Speaker 3 (07:34):
He says no? Eric. Eric says yes, I will say yes.
All right, here we go. Oh, X Man? Which one
the cartoon? Yeah? But what character is this?

Speaker 1 (07:46):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (07:47):
I just know it's X Man. It's Wolverine. Okay. Didn't
get that one. Oh my god. If I had the
entire X Men group together, I would have given him
that answer. But because he didn't know, the most part
I feel a characters. Yeah, man x man, all right,
this one's gonna be tough. Does he know Ren and Stimpy?

Speaker 9 (08:08):
No, No, there's no way, Eric, even though Ren and
Sippy is more his speed.

Speaker 3 (08:13):
Probably Yeah, No, I don't think so.

Speaker 8 (08:16):
Okay, I was I saw this not with you long
ago because we were watching a YouTube video and.

Speaker 3 (08:26):
The greatest thing about this game is listening to him
process and like try to figure.

Speaker 5 (08:31):
Out you can just hear the gears.

Speaker 3 (08:32):
Yeah, and he's showing his work.

Speaker 8 (08:36):
It was basically the same thing we're doing now. And
that pulled up. I can't remember. I don't know, but
I know you don't know, but you know it. I
know by their faces and all that. That's Ren and Stempy. Okay,

(08:56):
all right.

Speaker 3 (08:57):
Okay, okay, make your word for it, all right. The
next one is dark Wing Duck. Let's get dangerous. He doesn't.
Everybody says, no, here we go, and we saw him.
But obviously it's a h uh uh.

Speaker 8 (09:21):
True gee goose. Yeah, it's a goose and duck. I mean,
there you go, but I.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
Don't.

Speaker 3 (09:33):
I don't know. And then we've seen them when I
was a kid. It's dark Wing Duck, Dark Wing Duck.

Speaker 9 (09:38):
Get it all right, Well, it's kind of it's kind
of if we don't expect him to know this, I
mean darknot Duck was back in.

Speaker 3 (09:47):
There's some, there's some I expected him now there's some
that you know. I expect him to know Mickey Mouse.

Speaker 9 (09:52):
I expected him to know Wolverine just because it's it's
been redone over the years, so.

Speaker 3 (09:56):
I should know it, right, I think all of them.
I feel like I knew card tunes that were on
ten years before I was born.

Speaker 9 (10:03):
I've never watched Arthur, never watched it, but you knew
who it was. I knew the character. I knew who
he was. Kids, right, Yeah, they watched Arthur. They they
don't watch they don't watch actual cartoons anymore. They watch
all these these kids related shows like Arthur. No education,

(10:26):
I'm talking no, I'm talking about like learning learning. No,
it's not learning, its learning. What's the one?

Speaker 3 (10:35):
Was it Curious? What is your kids? A lot kids
or something?

Speaker 4 (10:42):
Victorious?

Speaker 3 (10:43):
Victorious by Curious?

Speaker 9 (10:45):
Yeah, like our car I Carly or whatever. It's all
you know, real almost reality based TV.

Speaker 3 (10:50):
Reality.

Speaker 5 (10:51):
It's real people.

Speaker 3 (10:53):
It's real people, you know. So they're watching Disney Channel
in Nickelodeon that's but nobody watched none of them watched
cartoons anymore. Okay, all right. The next one was Mario.
Does he know Mario? I say yes, bits on if
he's a gamer, though, it doesn't matter if there's a cartoon.
It's all over the place. No, okay, Bobby, I'll say yes.

(11:17):
All right, here we go.

Speaker 1 (11:18):
Oh.

Speaker 8 (11:19):
I used to play a game all the time when
I was kid. Uh, Mario, there you go. Okay, so
he got that one.

Speaker 3 (11:31):
I was. I was hoping he wasn't gonna get it
because I just wanted to make fun of him about that.
But that you were shocked, like, I my god, that's
a genuine reaction when I say you got one, right, Like,
I'm so happy for You're so good. You're so good
all pat him on the back of the head and everything.
We have one more, and is there a tie? Is
nobody tie?

Speaker 4 (11:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (11:51):
Okay, don't anymore. We're gonna go ahead and give you
the She's the water bottle and say you want but
we're gonna play this last one here just uh, just
for giggles here, Pinky from Pinking the Brain. Does you
know Pinky from Pinking the Brain? Nope?

Speaker 8 (12:04):
A rat I don't know. Aly thing I could maybe
think of is uh uh oh, what's up? Maybe with
the cat in the mouse? Tom and Jerry, Tom and Jerry.
This is pinky in the brain. That's pinky, all right.
We got some pink toe.

Speaker 3 (12:23):
That was uh what, I don't know. He's got a
pink tael. That's what I call him pinky. So thankfully
we go did to do? Natalie? You have wine? Does
this make you feel old? How does that make you feel?
That is old?

Speaker 2 (12:40):
Thanks for playing? Does this make you feel old? Until
next time? Thank you and good night.

Speaker 3 (12:49):
From all us over here? Does this make you feel old?
Thank you and good night?

Speaker 1 (13:00):
Two thousand and six? He hung up?

Speaker 10 (13:04):
Did he hang up? James?

Speaker 4 (13:07):
Hold on? Hey?

Speaker 10 (13:11):
You still there?

Speaker 4 (13:13):
Where is that.

Speaker 3 (13:15):
Calling him back? You probably hung up? Really, I think,
so see if we can hold him?

Speaker 10 (13:26):
Are you there?

Speaker 6 (13:27):
Hello?

Speaker 3 (13:28):
What's up?

Speaker 6 (13:30):
Who is this?

Speaker 3 (13:31):
This is Michael? I was calling you because I was.
It's card to see if you're really that mad that
naughtya took your place for the two weeks or whatever.

Speaker 6 (13:42):
Yeah, I'm I'm a little.

Speaker 11 (13:46):
Do.

Speaker 6 (13:47):
I don't understand why you've got to do with those
those right wing yuppies want you to Michael, they're.

Speaker 3 (13:53):
The stations that play our stuff. Though I feel that
we have to at least, you know, do what they
want us to do. There are there are stations, you.

Speaker 6 (14:02):
Know what I mean. I thought we were boys. I
thought we were tight. I thought we like you know,
gave each other dapts and stuff.

Speaker 3 (14:09):
I don't understand. Why are you really that mad? Like
for real?

Speaker 4 (14:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (14:13):
You know? I mean, I think that you and Doug
both know that I pour my heart and my soul
into this show. I give everything every week.

Speaker 3 (14:27):
Well, Nadia took your job, so if you have anyone.

Speaker 6 (14:31):
Just to have it, you know, just because she's better
looking than me.

Speaker 12 (14:37):
I miss you.

Speaker 6 (14:40):
I don't even want to talk to you right now.

Speaker 3 (14:42):
Hey, but she didn't do anything though I dub asked
her to do it.

Speaker 6 (14:48):
So this is Doub's fault.

Speaker 3 (14:49):
No, it's probably naughtist.

Speaker 6 (14:52):
I know that Nadia has had her eye on my
job for at least two weeks.

Speaker 10 (14:58):
Now, I on your job. What are you talking about?

Speaker 13 (15:01):
That's not true. I'm not trying to take your place.
I'm not trying to take your place.

Speaker 6 (15:08):
I think you are.

Speaker 12 (15:11):
Something my fault.

Speaker 6 (15:11):
I don't appreciate it.

Speaker 5 (15:13):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (15:13):
He is really man.

Speaker 10 (15:14):
I've heard him before.

Speaker 3 (15:19):
If you want to come back, you can always take
Naughty's place.

Speaker 4 (15:23):
Actually, I don't.

Speaker 6 (15:24):
Think that's good enough. I don't think that's what the
listeners want. They want Naughty now. They don't like me.

Speaker 10 (15:29):
To do that.

Speaker 3 (15:29):
That is actually.

Speaker 14 (15:32):
Because we had a caller who actually said that her
his favorite person was Naughty.

Speaker 10 (15:36):
But just on top of that, I just like to tell.

Speaker 14 (15:41):
You right now that Ryan is the one who's actually
sitting in your spot.

Speaker 13 (15:45):
Yeah, I'm bess sitting Ryan's spot on the Newbie.

Speaker 10 (15:48):
I'm just trying to make up for a little I
can in his absence.

Speaker 6 (15:52):
You know what. I hope you guys just have a
fabulous show without me, and I hope you all get
in car wrection die on the way home.

Speaker 3 (16:00):
Thanks, he just hung up.

Speaker 10 (16:05):
Do you really are you serious?

Speaker 3 (16:08):
Maybe you shouldn't be here next week?

Speaker 5 (16:10):
Yeah, I guess.

Speaker 10 (16:12):
He was really mad.

Speaker 3 (16:14):
He wished we would die.

Speaker 5 (16:17):
Why did I get thrown into this?

Speaker 3 (16:19):
Well, you did take a job. Do you want to
go on the rest of the show like this?

Speaker 14 (16:27):
I guess I don't really know.

Speaker 3 (16:30):
I guess we can edit something though. Yeah, do you
feel that alone? What are you feeling? Right now.

Speaker 12 (16:38):
I feel sad.

Speaker 5 (16:39):
Why wanted to be mad at me? I had nothing
to do with it.

Speaker 3 (16:42):
Man, that's actually he's usually a really easy going guy.

Speaker 2 (16:44):
Yeah, I.

Speaker 10 (16:47):
Really think I've never heard he did.

Speaker 3 (16:49):
Usually he calls me every week, and he didn't call
me this week.

Speaker 5 (16:55):
You're putting this on me or something like it's my fault?

Speaker 3 (16:57):
Well, did he did take his job?

Speaker 12 (16:59):
I didn't take his job. Y'all asked you to come back.

Speaker 14 (17:04):
Michael, you think that she took his job? Ryan, do
you think that she took his job?

Speaker 13 (17:09):
In a way, you're putting this on me, like I
make the made the executive decision to tell him not
to come back to the show.

Speaker 3 (17:17):
It's your fault.

Speaker 12 (17:18):
It's not my fault.

Speaker 3 (17:20):
He's the one that's why he's mad because you came
to the show.

Speaker 12 (17:22):
He was here for four years.

Speaker 5 (17:24):
It's four years.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
He was not here four months.

Speaker 3 (17:26):
He was here when you know, he was here when
the show started. Yeah, he was here from the beginning.

Speaker 12 (17:30):
If you want me to leave.

Speaker 3 (17:32):
That might be the best thing. James Naughty really thinks
you're bad at her.

Speaker 12 (17:47):
Y'all are so mean, y'all, We welcome to the club.

Speaker 3 (17:54):
This was a bit in the making. James and I
actually thought about this like two days ago. Are so
mean and lots of planning and time, but we got Kry.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
Twenty sixteen.

Speaker 3 (18:10):
This is very exciting. We do have a guest on
the phone. We haven't had a guest in a while.
You might know him. His name is Joel Austin. I
think that's Olsteine, Joel Olstein.

Speaker 12 (18:22):
I say it like I'm from the Midwest, Olstein.

Speaker 3 (18:24):
How do you say that? How would you say that?
I don't want to say a name wrong. I don't
know Ostein Austin Austin. I've been saying it Olstein, but
I don't think that's correct.

Speaker 12 (18:33):
I mean, hopefully you can trick him into saying his
own name.

Speaker 3 (18:35):
Like the Olstein Olsen twins. Just say that anyway. You
know him. He's a very famous pastor out of Houston, Texas.
Oprah's pastor. Oh really, And he gotten a lot of
heat because he didn't open his doors for the Hurricane
Harvey victims in Houston, because he said it was you know,
different stories came about, you know, safety reasons it was

(18:57):
for Houston. Didn't ask us. I heard all sorts of
different things. We don't know exactly what happened. It was
a bad PR move for them, obviously.

Speaker 12 (19:04):
He said, nice stuff's in there.

Speaker 3 (19:06):
Right, Yeah, we just we just, you know, put the
floors down in here. You don't want to get it
all money.

Speaker 12 (19:10):
We got new hardwoods, right, we got new hardwood floors.

Speaker 3 (19:15):
I'd imagine that's what he sounds like. Anyway. I don't
want to make fun of the guy. He's on the
phone right now, he's listening right now. He's on hold, Joel,
Welcome to the show. Hey Joe, how are you, Joel?
Joel hears, Good.

Speaker 4 (19:29):
Morning, all. What a wonderful, beautiful day it is?

Speaker 3 (19:34):
Isn't that sure? Is it all? Is it all we
were talking about?

Speaker 4 (19:40):
It?

Speaker 3 (19:40):
Is it all?

Speaker 4 (19:41):
All is invisible? It's all.

Speaker 11 (19:48):
What a beautiful and glorious day it is? Yes, it is.

Speaker 12 (19:54):
Us.

Speaker 4 (19:57):
That's all my I was waiting for a response.

Speaker 3 (20:03):
Okay, line, So you.

Speaker 12 (20:06):
Have an exclusive announcement after this bad PR move?

Speaker 11 (20:10):
Yes, yes, I'm so glad I'm exclusively announcing this on
your show as I'm a big fan.

Speaker 4 (20:17):
I love it. I love that guy.

Speaker 12 (20:18):
Well, you're in our target demographics.

Speaker 4 (20:20):
Yes, absolutely. I don't know who you guys have on
that show, but I love it.

Speaker 12 (20:24):
Our target demographic is mean Christians.

Speaker 11 (20:26):
Yes, So, anyway, I wanted to announce a big plan
that we're doing here in our church. As all of
you know, we have received some heavy, heavy criticism for
not immediately opening our doors during Hurricane Harvey.

Speaker 12 (20:41):
I did hear about that, but we.

Speaker 11 (20:42):
Wanted to let everyone know that even though we're perfect,
we sometimes too make mistakes. No, we have learned from
our mistakes and decided to make an even greater effort
to support our community due to the weather that may
have affected them.

Speaker 12 (21:01):
Okay, well that sounds great.

Speaker 3 (21:03):
Okay, well, so what's so.

Speaker 4 (21:07):
I'm glad you asked that because I was going to
tell you today. I'm very happy to announce that we
are opening our doors.

Speaker 12 (21:17):
Seems very serious.

Speaker 4 (21:19):
I'm just very joyful.

Speaker 3 (21:21):
Didn't you already open your joy of.

Speaker 4 (21:23):
The Lord in my heart?

Speaker 3 (21:24):
Okay and tons of money?

Speaker 4 (21:28):
Yes I did. I'm blessed I I have. We're reopening
our door.

Speaker 3 (21:36):
So you're opening again to.

Speaker 4 (21:38):
A forgotten group.

Speaker 11 (21:40):
We want to let everyone know that even though the
world has left them, we still hear them. We are
officially opening our doors to the victims of Hurricane Katrina.

Speaker 12 (21:53):
Do you mean do you mean Maria.

Speaker 4 (21:55):
No Katrina hurricane they shattered.

Speaker 12 (21:59):
Louis right, that happened in two thousand and five.

Speaker 11 (22:03):
Actually, yes, yes, twelve years ago. Hurricane Katrina devastated a
lot of our country, in a very small portion of it.
And yes, we believe that there are people still out
there who are still suffering from that disaster. The news
is not talking about them anymore, but we can still
hear their cries.

Speaker 12 (22:24):
Okay, so what type of help are you play on offering.

Speaker 11 (22:27):
Well, I'm glad you asked that we are opening our
doors to become a.

Speaker 4 (22:30):
Shelter for those who may be suffering. We have released
what we're calling our.

Speaker 11 (22:36):
Blessing Plan with several options to fit needs of the needing.
The Blessing Plan has three options. The first option is
called at Least We're Still Together Plan and it's starting
out at just one hundred dollars a week, including bedding
space and our luxurious parking space or a parking garage.

(22:58):
And it's limited to two spaces. So think about this.
You and your entire family can rest in two parking
spaces that would normally fit a van or two vans.

Speaker 3 (23:10):
But you're wanting people to pay for that have lost everything.

Speaker 4 (23:13):
That is correct? Yes, how are they?

Speaker 3 (23:15):
What are you going to do? Put it on credit?

Speaker 11 (23:18):
However the Lord leaves you to give is okay, it's
just starting out at amasingly one hundred dollars.

Speaker 12 (23:25):
Are the spaces furnished?

Speaker 11 (23:28):
No, no, you have to bring your own betting. We
just provide the space as we feel inclined by the Lord.

Speaker 4 (23:35):
To do so.

Speaker 12 (23:35):
Okay, is there air conditioning any.

Speaker 4 (23:38):
No, it's outside. It's a parking garage.

Speaker 3 (23:39):
Okay. Is it covered?

Speaker 4 (23:41):
It is covered?

Speaker 11 (23:42):
Okay, absolutely, from the harsh environments of Houston, Texas.

Speaker 1 (23:46):
Wow.

Speaker 11 (23:47):
Our second plan, we're calling it. We're being tested, but
we will overcome plan and this is our gold option.
This plan includes indoor betting access in our magnificent hallways
that lead to our custodian department. It includes two free
bottles of water, a discount code for an audio version
of my book Best Life Now, and a heaven's eye

(24:12):
view of one of my servants. I mean, we go
to put you on the very top what we call
the angel view, and it's you can watch the sermons
in our gigantic, enormous TV screens and feel like you're
really in front of the pulpit, and all this starts
at one hundred and fifty dollars a week.

Speaker 12 (24:28):
Okay, are two free bottles of water?

Speaker 11 (24:31):
Anything above that we have to charge for at our
gift store. Yeah, we just can't give out everything because
we have to feed our people as well, you know
what I mean. But yes, at two hundred and fifty dollars.
I'm sorry it was one fifty for that package. Get
my numbers mixed up. And then our final plan is
what we're calling our premium plan, and we're calling this

(24:54):
Why God, Why Me? That is that plan, and it's
absolutely incredible. Not only you get everything from our Goald option,
but you also get a pulpit side seating to one
of my life changing sermons, a free campus parking spot
to park your van or bicycle, an autographed copy of
my book with an extra bottle of water. And plus

(25:18):
if I see you walking, if I see you as
I'm walking by, I may shake your hand.

Speaker 4 (25:22):
That's not a guarantee, not a guarantee, because I mean,
I know who you are. I might just think you're
the help.

Speaker 12 (25:26):
I also noticed all the cars you mentioned have to
be vans.

Speaker 4 (25:30):
Vans or bicycles.

Speaker 12 (25:32):
Yeah, what about like a normal sedan, No.

Speaker 11 (25:35):
Because that could get towed. Okay, yeah, we don't like
stalkers and orders in our parking lot. Vans or a
bicycle and all this starts at a mere ninety nine
a week. Very reasonable.

Speaker 3 (25:49):
This isn't a one time investment.

Speaker 4 (25:51):
No.

Speaker 11 (25:51):
Also, there is a one time fee if you have
small children because there is clean up things that need
to be clean the sorry, I was wiping my mouth
of one of my hundreds and I choked on it. Yeah,
so no, there's a two hundred fifty dollars deposit one

(26:11):
time for you only have to pay the ones that
it's non refundable. It's for any kind of children that
you have. If you have a child, even one. Pets,
they just so we can clean up after them.

Speaker 12 (26:24):
Are they allowed inside?

Speaker 3 (26:25):
Their not allowed?

Speaker 11 (26:26):
The children children and the pets must stay outside in
our playground area.

Speaker 4 (26:30):
It's roped off, very secure. We have cameras all over
the place roped off.

Speaker 3 (26:37):
It's not fenced off, but it's roped off. Okay, I'll
just make it sure. But is that covered? Is it covered?

Speaker 4 (26:42):
It is not covered.

Speaker 11 (26:43):
I think if you get in the little slide, the
slide is covered and We have a little bit of
a covering above where you climb the ladder to get
into the slot.

Speaker 4 (26:52):
There's a little canofy.

Speaker 3 (26:53):
Here and at least there's something.

Speaker 11 (26:55):
Absolutely, But we're putting you in a position to be
blessed and these Hurricane Katrina victims.

Speaker 3 (27:02):
Will you at least pray for these people?

Speaker 11 (27:05):
Prayer is an additional package we're calling that are Closer to
God package that's twelve hundred dollars and does come with
a pair of Beats headphones by Doctor Dre and that
one will give you a free prayer request you can
send to me and I will pray for you.

Speaker 4 (27:22):
And I have a direct line.

Speaker 3 (27:23):
Is it a direct prayer? Is it like a general
direct line?

Speaker 4 (27:26):
I talked to the big man upstairs.

Speaker 11 (27:27):
At least shout out, oh no, no, no, no, no,
now now you're getting too much the name shoutout. It
cost twenty five hundred dollars. I mean, listen, I'm talking
to the big man of stairs. That's twenty five hundred
dollars a week to get one prayer request in every week.

Speaker 3 (27:43):
This is so expensive.

Speaker 4 (27:44):
Well, you know it's.

Speaker 11 (27:45):
A Hey, listen, we're putting you in a position to
be blessed and if you cannot be blessed unless you give,
and so that's what we're doing. We're giving you the
opportunity to be blad because think about it this way, right,
you're giving a hundred fifty dollars a week. At some
point in your life, you're going to make another one
hundred fifty dollars. That's God giving that back to you.

Speaker 3 (28:06):
Sometimes, I give you can see it that way.

Speaker 11 (28:09):
I guarantee you might make two hundred dollars back in
your lifetime. And guess what, that's God saying, Hey, you
know what that one hundred fifty dollars you gave me
years ago, I'm going to give you fifty dollars more.

Speaker 4 (28:17):
Okay, that's God's investments.

Speaker 3 (28:19):
Some account might call that a coincidence, I mean, but no,
that is.

Speaker 4 (28:23):
A complete blessing.

Speaker 3 (28:24):
Okay.

Speaker 11 (28:25):
And that's also called if you have a job, you
might get a paycheck, you know what I mean. So
once you get back your feet and you get a job,
God will start rewarding of what we call these weekly paychecks.

Speaker 4 (28:34):
And that is how you become a blessed divine child.

Speaker 5 (28:39):
Okay.

Speaker 12 (28:39):
So to be clear, these are your general as options.

Speaker 11 (28:42):
Yes, this is our journey. This is all tax deductible.
You can write this off. You're giving to yourself essentially.
But yes, this is all part of being my children,
I mean God's children, the wonderful Joel Olstein Church of Joel.

Speaker 4 (28:58):
Yeah, old stee. But anyway, I have to go.

Speaker 11 (29:02):
Uh yeah, I had one of these Mexicans that works
on my pool fell in uh fourth thing.

Speaker 4 (29:09):
I think he drowned, so we have to fish him out.

Speaker 3 (29:12):
Well, I hope you hope he's okay.

Speaker 4 (29:14):
Well, we have plenty more where that came from.

Speaker 3 (29:16):
Right, Okay, on that note, I guess we'll let you go.

Speaker 4 (29:20):
I'll bless you guys, and remember, please, this is the
day to be your greatest day.

Speaker 12 (29:27):
I feel like you had you had the first part ready,
but then you were waiting for the Lord to tell
you the secondfore.

Speaker 4 (29:34):
Yes, he was chailing through me.

Speaker 3 (29:35):
I guess you cut.

Speaker 4 (29:37):
Yeah, it's okay, we have back hurricane here. Okay, wi
FI cuts out God connection all right, But okay, I'll
see you guys.

Speaker 3 (29:48):
I don't think we're going to see you, and just
we'll talk to you later.

Speaker 12 (29:51):
Good Bye, Thanks, thanks for your help.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
This is the best of m Z.

Speaker 5 (30:00):
Hello.

Speaker 3 (30:01):
Oh yes, man, my name is John Phillips. How are
you doing.

Speaker 4 (30:06):
Finally good?

Speaker 3 (30:08):
I'm just looking over your resume you submitted with us
and just want to confirm a couple of things that
that's okay you say you are.

Speaker 11 (30:17):
I think you might have the wrong number. I haven't
submitted to resume.

Speaker 3 (30:20):
Were you? Were you the one sitting in this uh
for administrative assistant? No, I just need to know if
just to clarify with my boss, uh, if you are
proficient in Microsoft word so I can just put that
on there.

Speaker 6 (30:37):
No, I I think you have the long number or
the wrong person.

Speaker 3 (30:40):
Okay, Well I found this resume here on my desk
and it's got all your information on it.

Speaker 6 (30:45):
Oh yeah, but what's the name, uh Ashley?

Speaker 3 (30:51):
Oh yeah, that's not me.

Speaker 11 (30:52):
So yeah, I just I just got this.

Speaker 4 (30:56):
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (30:56):
I got this mixed up. No, no, this is this
is my prostitutes stand. I'm sorry, No, this is okay,
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I was trying to call back
some resumes and I got my papers mixed up. I'm
so sorry. Okay, I'm sorry about that. Do you have
any specials going on right now?

Speaker 8 (31:18):
No?

Speaker 3 (31:19):
Memorial Day specials no I'm sorry. No by two hours,
get one free or anything like that. No, okay, can
I bring a friend No,
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