November 4, 2025 • 31 mins
A spooktacular guest, Mr. Halloween, call the show for the first time (2015). Then, Eric has some family drama at Thanksgiving (2018). And finally, the show plays Red State, Blue State, Thanksgiving Side Plate (2020). Get more show at MZNOW
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
This is the best of m Z playing, the greatest
moments in MZ history.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Since two thousand and six, two seventeen.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
All right, so we're really do with this game, and
it might be, like I said, the most confusing game
we have ever come up with. The idea was great,
and then I thought this might be really confused.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
Probably make it.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
I'm going to take full credit on this idea. I
thought about it as I was going to sleep a
few days ago, and I'm like, this will be a great.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Idea off the sleep making a game.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Well, you know how you have an idea and you
think it's going to be great, and then you wake
up and you extra putting back together and you're like,
I've never had that.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
Out in the life.
Speaker 5 (00:41):
Ideas always work out.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
And I just ideas are bad from the onset.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
So oh no, I thought it was I was genius.
You know how many when I was doing stand up,
how many jokes I came up with in my head
as I always going to sleep and I woke up,
I'm like, that's absolutely terrible. There's no punch punchline.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
That's like there's that episode of Seinfeld where he writes
flaming balls of Zigmund. Nobody knows the reference at all,
so I.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Don't know what that was going on. Sorry, rock music, Yeah,
but walking Dead is kind of halloween ish. I guess
here scary music for doorbelling.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
He was like, what I thought? We had the Halloween
theme and it's like the lazy version of the Extorcist,
only one note out of three. We don't need all
of them.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
All, right, what is the Halloween?
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Halloween? H two O Halloween? Even know why they call
it h two?
Speaker 6 (01:28):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (01:29):
Halloeen water? Halloween music?
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Is that word?
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (01:33):
So imagine we had a Halloween party, right, and we
invited some celebrity friends to come out, and imagine imagine
we had some celebrity friends rushing Chester rushing. Now, these
are like real hell.
Speaker 7 (01:47):
Even in our imaginations, we're not picking like right, so
keep it local and I.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Like, we're googled the past as well. Right, that fits
that theme, So let'll be dead celebrities.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
I don't know, there are a lot of rules. I
don't know that anyone on this list is dad. But
so what we're doing is we have a Halloween party, right,
and all the lubbies are coming in. They're dressed as whatever,
character they're dressed as and you have to guess who
they are. So, because this is radio, we decided we
would do the audio version of this.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
So we have taken it's really smart, right, So theore
if I just understand this, Yes, so Abraham Lincoln could
come as George Washington.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Kariper okay, but but not on this game. Okay, right,
so this game I thought I had, Yeah he can,
but not yeah, any other game this game? Right, So
this game is These people that we are going to
be playing clips of are from horror movies, okay, or
horror movies, horror movies or suspenseful movies, anything like that.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Psychological thriller, psychological thrillers favorite, so those I can deal
with horror movies put me to sleep, tsychological thrillers.
Speaker 7 (02:50):
Like the psychological intellectual type.
Speaker 6 (02:54):
No.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
I just literally get bored with supernatural movies and fall asleeps.
I'm like, they're not real, there's no ghost, no fring
inside exists, and I fall literally fall.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Oh see, I can't watch it really gets too scared.
So I've never like, none of these movies have I
have I seen before the gate?
Speaker 6 (03:08):
I think.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
This is what.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
This is why we can't have nice names. Okay, so uh.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
That knocking?
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:22):
So uh, the game is we're gonna play a clip
of the interview that this actor has given about the
movie that they played in. Does that make sense?
Speaker 8 (03:33):
Now?
Speaker 3 (03:33):
A couple of them are going to have like the
clips from the movies. We couldn't find interview, right, but
most of these are clips of the actor talking about their.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Roles in this Wesley Snipes talking about Blade or something.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Yeah, exactly. So that's that's great.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
Help me understand what's going on in this chaotic It's
very talent and everybody.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
So the clues in the clip are probably not the
greatest clues. You're probably gonna be like, hey, well this
what is this? So what we've added is this king
called all downhill from here? Yes, okay, So what we
have is everyone has one question they can ask, and
we go around the room and it's a yes or
no question to try to get you to uh, the
(04:17):
correct answer. And now if you know that, if you
already know it, just say your name and I will
pick you and then you tell so bad. This is
like play.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
Also in between you have to watch one episode of
Family Feuds.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
A question Sunday so every everybody gets every other point
is a half point, right, so Sunday rules. Okay, yeah,
all right, so let's get ready to play Halloween. Lloween
game has Halloween. So I'm gonna play the clip of
this celebrity talking about their movie. Now, their voice is
(04:52):
disguise because it is Halloween.
Speaker 9 (04:53):
So if we do know, we say our name, yes,
or first are we going to go around the room
to if you know a hint?
Speaker 4 (04:58):
So it's an override if you know, yeah, if you
know it, just say it, okay. So if we know it,
what do we say your name?
Speaker 5 (05:05):
And that's it?
Speaker 4 (05:05):
Yeah, and then I say the answer. Also, you don't
just say your name?
Speaker 5 (05:10):
Is the answer?
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Like which actor it is?
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Okay? So you have to have I don't know if
I got to that part. So yeah, you didn't get
to the objective. So you have to name the actor
or the character, doesn't matter act character or the and
the movie. So it has to be the actor and
the movie. That's how difficult.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Could we also hear the Chinese astrology year that we're born?
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Now all these are very very famous, uh celebrities, and
these are all very very famous movies.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
Well, yes, our party audio box office hits.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Yeah, I think so. I think every single one of them.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
Why would they be invited if they weren't right, You
can't sit with us. It's like Jeennifer Lawrence and mother.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
All right, here's the here's the first clip.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Was released, and you know everyone is was that it
really became this big, big.
Speaker 10 (06:02):
Success, which it became after a period of ton, but
it was not an immediate.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
Is that Vin Diesel from Pitch Black?
Speaker 11 (06:12):
No?
Speaker 4 (06:13):
Okay, what or any of the words you said?
Speaker 3 (06:16):
All right, Sarah, you get to ask yes or no
question and we go around the table.
Speaker 6 (06:20):
That one.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
That's why I get one clip.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
That's it. That's what you get.
Speaker 9 (06:24):
It sounds like it's very obvious on the twenty twenty
specials and the interviews on a person like a witness
or whatever.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Yeah, that's what it sounds like.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Now I will give you a hint. This is a female.
Speaker 7 (06:36):
Oh and Vin Diesel's not right and it's a Halloween
slush scary movie was released.
Speaker 10 (06:42):
Yeah, and you know, everyone assumes that it really became
this big, big success, which it became after a period
of time, but it was not as.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
Is it Jamie Lee Curtis for Hell, Yes, I was
speaking pattern. Yeah, I no speaking about I don't know,
help me.
Speaker 5 (07:04):
Yeah, I was thinking because she said everybody thought all
of the movies, I knew there's multiple That's what I
was thinking.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
I'm surprised, you guys, really, I didn't think anybody was
gonna get that because I was horror movies I enjoyed. No,
because this game is so ridiculous. No, if you get it,
good for you. It is Jamie le Oh. By the way, yes,
we do have prizes already, first and second place prize
right right, like you guys know, you don't know.
Speaker 5 (07:30):
I am already underwhelmed and I don't even know what
they are.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Are you running first place? They'll get all excited. First
place gets this Texas chainsaw massa you little cuddly guy
with a mask of human mask on his face.
Speaker 6 (07:45):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
And then the second place gets sees uh Nightmare on
Elm Street Freddie Gluff chopsticks that you guys just seemed practical. Yeah,
first the second place. So far Dell is in the
first place. So let's play the second clip. I'm really surprised.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
I am more motivated. Now he has to beat me
or do you just want to all? Okay, it's.
Speaker 12 (08:07):
Him a wardrobe from different times. I said, send him
as a wardrobe from different time periods.
Speaker 11 (08:11):
Randomly, just pick a rack.
Speaker 12 (08:13):
And he said something about something else about he exists
in all times and all.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
Space rising Tim Curry it, No, that was that wasp
h And I'm assuming the time Lord isn't a bad
guy here, so it's not doctor who, right? All right?
Speaker 12 (08:34):
I said, send him as a wardrobe from different time periods, randomly,
just pick a rack. And he said something about something
else about he exists in all times and all space moveing.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
It is like a Halloween type movie, but it's also
a comedy.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
I send him as a wardrobe.
Speaker 12 (08:50):
From different time periods, randomly, just pick a rack, and
he said something about, is this something else about he
exists in all times and all space?
Speaker 4 (09:01):
Man dell, I want to say Ash from Army of Darkness. No,
it's not his voice. That sounds so right a comic.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
I can't.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
I can't even think of his name.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
All right, Eric's out.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
I was a guest.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
Can we do the yes?
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Yes, let's questions.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
We'll start with Michelle, is it a man? Or Oh
that's not answer, no question?
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Is it a man?
Speaker 5 (09:24):
Is it a man.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
Yes, did you just assume any of our genders? Okay,
I'm just wow, Wow, that's kidd Eric. Oh, good question.
I'm trying to think.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Come back to you, del you gotta ask no question.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
Does this have anything to do with our theory and legend?
Speaker 10 (09:44):
No?
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (09:46):
Is a supernatural movie?
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Eric, I mean okay, we're just gonna give this one. Yeah, okay.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
Is it Freddy Couger right, elm Street.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
No, it's Michael Keaton Beadle.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
That's all I'm going to be for Halloween. I could
definitely see that. I wish it's not technicallywen, but it's
still a good light.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
I'm gonna give you guys, well, I don't know this one.
You might guess from right away. So if you get
if you get stuck on this one, I will give
you a hint that would help narrow it down.
Speaker 8 (10:17):
I would write all day, and then he'd come over
after dinner and.
Speaker 4 (10:20):
Look at yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.
Speaker 8 (10:22):
Now we need a villain. The Burgermeister isn't a good
enough villain. We need a real villains. And one night
he came over and he looks at the pages and
he says, your tap dance to Irving Berlin.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Now this is not necessarily a Halloween movie, but it
has Halloween. Yeah characters.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
There are.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
That's a lot of hints right there. If when I
tell you're gonna be like, oh yeah, I will give
you one hint. This will probably solve it for some
of you. It's a black and white movie, can we hear?
Speaker 7 (10:54):
Is it?
Speaker 6 (10:56):
No?
Speaker 4 (10:57):
The Psycho no.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Good.
Speaker 8 (11:01):
I would write all day and then he'd come over
after dinner and look at yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Okay,
Now we need a villain. The Burgermeister isn't a good
enough villain. We need a real villain. And one night
he came over and he looks at the pages and
he says, you tap dance to Irving Berlin.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
Your tap dance to everything.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
The house is the House on Haunted Hill. No, I know.
Speaker 5 (11:25):
That's the part I'm stuck on and it means nothing
to me.
Speaker 4 (11:29):
But it's black and white.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
Okay, black and white. It is a comedy.
Speaker 4 (11:33):
Oh it's a comedy. Yeah, what arsenic and old lace?
Speaker 11 (11:36):
No?
Speaker 4 (11:37):
Which would it be a Hollywood nover know? And that
would be a Halloween film. It takes place on Halloween.
Yet this has Halloween creatures in it. The Burgermeister is
not a good enough villain, so I guess they had
to make another one for me. I'm just thrown off
a black and white.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Yeah, I have seen this movie. Actually, that's how I've
seen it.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
It's not a comedy though.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
You guys give up.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
The only last one can say is the fly, No baby,
no color.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
That's why Jeane Wilder young Franking Stock.
Speaker 4 (12:11):
I have seen that.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
I showed it on Netflix like like a month ago.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
It's never one of the best movies ever of all time.
All right, first of all, treat of all time. That's great.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
We're gonna skip a couple of these here because it's
gonna take forever.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
There were already.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
Uh yeah, we'll just we'll go through three more. That's it,
because there's there's six more on here.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
Oh my gosh, you're up all night really writing this.
Speaker 7 (12:33):
Now do it and just do it speed round style,
like do the quote and then if we don't get
it wrong.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
And just say all right, everyone gets one. Guess we'll
go around and get Okay, no questions, now, no questions, so.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
We can name actor or movie right, No, it's both
actor character. If you get anything, if you get the
first letter, right, all right.
Speaker 12 (12:56):
This is thanks have one just tell you that so
it is right? Well, you haven't it.
Speaker 11 (12:59):
You know, once you do that, you wake right up.
Speaker 7 (13:01):
At least do it for me?
Speaker 4 (13:03):
What Nightmare on Elm Street. Yes, yes, by the way,
that was once you wake up, it goes away. And
I remember that I.
Speaker 5 (13:14):
Didn't understand any words anything.
Speaker 4 (13:16):
Yeah, I think I was talking about how he taken
that for a second and then tooke him out before.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Yeah, I've never seen that movie. The first on this one,
this next clip I'm gonna play is this douchebag that
was in front of me at a c L. Uh
And then I have a grudge.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
I turned around and apologized.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Yeah, well, yes you did this one.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
I came in. I said, I don't. I really don't
think that's the part of the player. I sort of
like like the roof Dewey everyone sort of.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
Yes, David Arquette, that douchebag. I was trying to go
to the bathroom at a c L and this guy
is just drunk and he's in front of me. I'm like,
you please just move, please clog out the line here,
and then my buddy goes that's uh, that's David Arquette.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
I'm I don't care, I know, get out of the right.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
I'm like Cordy Cox, Okay, you're not married to anymore,
you don't have any what do you have for.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
You're any good?
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Scream?
Speaker 3 (14:08):
Yeah, Jamie Kennedy was my favorite person on that show,
and I never saw scream either. So all right, here
we go. This should be an easy one. Uh oh,
so so far as.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
I let the book after they ask you you're doing,
and it didn't really come on, it's just a carell wand.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
What I read the book.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
And I let the book after they ask you're doing
and I didn't really come It's just a care wan.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
I would say Tim Curry, but he was offered.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
I'm gonna go ahead and give you it because it
was actually Robert Thomas.
Speaker 4 (14:45):
Okay, that's well, see because he got replaced.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
And so you have three right characters? Yeah, and then
Eric's got one. All right, here we go. We have
we have zero. Oh hello, that's a bit.
Speaker 8 (14:59):
Twiller with a psychological dramas.
Speaker 11 (15:02):
It's lie true.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
It's a terrible Like every movie I really did was
focus on the middle. Also in the movie, interview is terrible.
Speaker 8 (15:16):
There's a real art for thriller with a psychological dramas.
Speaker 11 (15:21):
It's lines.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Let me just give you a bunch of hits that
somebody gets it. It's about Uh, she's a woman, obviously,
she's interviewing a guy. He's imprisoned.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Eric.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
Yes, uh Limbs, that's correct. You said that, Dell.
Speaker 7 (15:36):
Yes, in the movie you're talking about interview situation close though.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
All right, Yes, that's it. That's it. You guys got it.
It's two more and we're done. Thank God.
Speaker 4 (15:47):
I would never have thought I hate horror movies.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
I'm so glad you guys love horror because I couldn't.
There's no way I would get any of that.
Speaker 7 (15:56):
I think when I say I don't watch horror movies,
I mean in a different way than other people.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
I mean it like I actually actually don't watch them.
Speaker 5 (16:03):
I don't like them.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
But I do recall when he was replaced.
Speaker 5 (16:06):
Actually I saw that in interviewing What funny is?
Speaker 4 (16:10):
I was telling Michael this, I'll start watching, especially if
it's a supernatural one, and like ten minutes and fifteen minutes,
as soon as the monsters revealed, I'm like, that's not real.
Fall asleep. Feel bad about it read the wikipeda.
Speaker 5 (16:19):
Patient, why are you getting anything right?
Speaker 4 (16:21):
Because I read the Wikipedia page.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
So bad hero the cliff notes, Yeah all right, second.
Speaker 4 (16:27):
Last later to people, I just don't sit through it.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
A Wapple Al Now, the speech pattern on this one,
I tried to distort it. Uh, the speech pattern, though
you should be very clear on who this is.
Speaker 11 (16:42):
Wapple A Parsa. I'll trust them. The long's it?
Speaker 5 (16:56):
Christopher walking, Charles.
Speaker 4 (17:00):
No, one more time, one more time, more time.
Speaker 11 (17:06):
Press interesting bull the bizarre.
Speaker 4 (17:21):
It's gotta be lever in the hood.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
No, I'll give you some hands here. Uh. I want
to just say his name. It's a he you mentioned
it before. This movie has been No, it's not Tim Curry.
Tim Curry has an accent, right yeah.
Speaker 4 (17:40):
But he doesn't say but anywise doesn't he's American.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
This is him talking about the movie, okay, and he
talks like this. Uh you know, I just uh, my
impression didn't give it to you give it away, your impression,
impression life finds away. Yes, Jeff Goldblu, thank you. It's
my impression that did it.
Speaker 6 (18:04):
Like this.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
Is that's your final.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
I practiced that a lot of a lot of time.
Speaker 5 (18:12):
What a timely reference.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
Yeah, I can also do. Uh, Jimmy Stewart, right, Johnny
Guard said, uh, and Jay Leno.
Speaker 4 (18:23):
You've been working on a hermit the toad.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
No, in fact, I was gonna bring himup here. We
have a new one.
Speaker 4 (18:28):
I started working on the voice. I don't know if
you started working on one.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
No, no, no, I'm letting you. That's all you. I just
got to design it perfect. Okay, here's the last clip,
and then we're taking a break.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
What do you want me to do?
Speaker 4 (18:38):
Slip board roosts, royal and bombs.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
No, slip board roosts.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
All right, I'm just gonna give this one way. He's
talking to a plant. Oh yeah, all right, we're gonna
break down to the school or just just because yeah,
Dell wins. It's like a landslide.
Speaker 4 (19:04):
Am I getting anything by talking other people? Saying his
name's not? Follow by cheating?
Speaker 2 (19:09):
You learn to win? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (19:12):
All right, So to be fair, Little Shark Wars is
one of my absolute favorite movies of all time because
it's musical too, So that one I.
Speaker 3 (19:17):
Know, I didn't I've never seen that. I love Rick
Morena or Morana.
Speaker 4 (19:21):
They just released the Director Show with the new MOUs
Mourus morinus two sixteen.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
Here in the Dallas area, we have every year around
September to October, we have a thing called the State
Fair Texas. The big attraction is Big text which is
a giant cowboy. How tall is it?
Speaker 4 (19:42):
Was fried food? If I remember, he's like fifty two
feet tall.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
Eric, what do you think? Uh, I'll say sixty feet
fifty five feet tall, but no, Bobby was only three
feet off.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
Okay, so he wins. He has a size eighty five or.
Speaker 3 (19:59):
I don't know all about that. That's not important about
how tall he is a giant cowboy and he over
the years, like as a kid, you go to the
fair and it's a huge thing. You know, you want
to see Big Texts. Even though he really doesn't do much.
He speaks, his mouth barely.
Speaker 4 (20:13):
Moved his like this weird post. Yeah, and then like
his wrists broken because his hand like goes back and forth.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
Yeah, he waves at you kind of. That's very mechanical.
It's not smooth. Better animatronics at Chuck E cheese. Right,
and this thing's been around for I don't know how
many sixty years or whatever. Right, and a couple of
years ago he burnt down and they put a brand
new one big text two point zero up there. I thought, well,
surely they're gonna put all these improvements and stuff, and
(20:40):
it's the same thing. He has a little bit more mobility,
I think in his hand. That's about it.
Speaker 9 (20:44):
I want him to like be able to like move
from there and like start walking across like the same
very texts is like stepping on people like the Simpsons
that what was it, the donut man or whatever.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
Yeah, I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 4 (20:57):
He leaves the top of the donut shop. His heart's
like walking around down.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
I just sort of ride the horse all through the stare.
But anyway, I thought, you know what, after all these
years and no change to big text every now, maybe
he'll get a different shirt, right, or he'll have a
different tech cowboy hat, or he'll get a tan. You
get one year he had a tan. He looked like
he was Mexican. Yeah, well they put a sobrero on
him too.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
Oh did that?
Speaker 6 (21:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Him?
Speaker 3 (21:21):
So I think they should be more progressive with big texts.
I think now hear me out here, next year twenty seventeen,
they should do transgendered big text or mistext.
Speaker 4 (21:33):
Oh yeah, I think I'm with Miss Texts. I don't
know about a transgendered one.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
No, a transgendered one, because that's hot right now, you know,
put him up there, put him in dress, same voice
like Bruce Jenner.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
How, folks, this is miss Texts. I want to give
a shout out to all my ladies out there. You
know who you are.
Speaker 4 (21:53):
Hey, well, he can go either way. I guess what
do you mean with that voice?
Speaker 2 (22:00):
What do you mean?
Speaker 4 (22:00):
I want to like?
Speaker 2 (22:04):
I mean, how, dear folks, I'm looking for a man
to take me home some not.
Speaker 6 (22:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
See I'm a big old woman. Can you handle this?
Speaker 8 (22:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (22:15):
It or she?
Speaker 4 (22:16):
Or she looking for?
Speaker 2 (22:17):
Sixteen was the last time I got enrected.
Speaker 9 (22:23):
I wonder people to notice that if like she was
trying to dinner one year, Oh, they would not the
same boys, I don't think. So just put a dress
on her and they gave her like a mullet. Yeah,
like like Charlie stare on on monster.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
It's how folks, it's so difficult being a woman these days.
You understand what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (22:44):
And she's still wearing He's still wearing like the button
up shirt with the d keys.
Speaker 3 (22:48):
The he just has like the same, he just has
a few buttons popped off the top. You can see
a little cleavage like Alexis the small little.
Speaker 4 (22:58):
Bumps her breasts.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
How they.
Speaker 9 (23:09):
That's a great impression, Mike, you haven't using no like.
I think you can give yourself ready to I think
you need some theme music. You're gonna go compete with
Chester rushing again.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Folks. This is Miss Texts, formerly known as Big Text,
and I want to welcome you to the state Pharaoh Texts.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
Could you imagine? Oh would be so great? Buddy, Hey,
Big Text? What's coming on the show today?
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Well, on today's show, or first let me introduce myself.
How they're folks. This is Miss Texts And on today's
show Bobby eats Jelly be and for me an actor
Lovelle Crawford.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Finella, Hey miss Texas. Next month is uh pride yirl?
Speaker 2 (24:23):
What's all?
Speaker 4 (24:24):
See you at the Pride mean?
Speaker 2 (24:26):
I mean I'll see you at the block party?
Speaker 4 (24:29):
Assume is I'll do everybody?
Speaker 2 (24:31):
Yes, girl, Yes, it's gonna be painted for the back row.
Speaker 4 (24:37):
Let's watch where you step girl.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
I'm gonna be wearing some sixty in shiels. Girl, making
my legs look real long, girl.
Speaker 4 (24:45):
All right, can we go please?
Speaker 3 (24:48):
Yeah, we gotta take a break.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Two seventeen.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
Okay, so let's recap Mike's Takes twenty seventeen, which was
last weekend. And just for those who don't know, mike
Tkes is my annual charity event where I take an
attractive female with me between the age of eighteen to
twenty five to an all expense paid trip to wherever
I end up going on vacation. Right, that's yeah, that's
what I do. It's my way of giving back to
(25:13):
We work all uniting.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
You know.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
We worked very hard on this charity all year round
and we have this one trip every year, and it's
an amazing thing to see.
Speaker 5 (25:22):
Everything should go up as your age goes, that should
go down.
Speaker 4 (25:27):
You don't see Hugh out there with a fifty year
old chick, but it.
Speaker 5 (25:30):
Doesn't go down either. Yeah, like an infant.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
Yeah, that's true. It states the same. Well, the definition
of a tyke. I didn't define it.
Speaker 4 (25:39):
First off.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
I did because Mike's tykes seemed to rhyme, and so
we kept that. Yeah, and we had to define what
a tyke was to not be confused with like a Toddler,
So we had to figure that out. So anyway, between
eighteen and twenty five, that's kind of what it is.
Speaker 5 (25:51):
And it's a MTV ah, MTV demograph.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
MTV demographic. And uh, every year we find a needy,
active hot check that we write somebody in need and
we invite them on this all expense tri trip. Yeah,
it's a charity.
Speaker 4 (26:08):
It's a charity. You weren't got who all went.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
I'm just you know, curious a lot of the me okay,
the Mikes Tykes and the one just one. We just
picking one and then the you know organizers and and
uh uh huh the team I didn't go, so you
gotta run shows here? Oh yeah, you took over for
me while I was gone. So on the phone, we
have the Mike type participant from this year's trip. We
(26:33):
are protecting their identity. Okay, so we have put a
voice synthesizer on the phone and we're gonna call this
person Jane. Jane, are you there? Yes, Mark, Mark, come
back in the room, Mark left to go, pretend to
(26:53):
be on the phone. No, this is Jay and the
Mike Tykes participant of the Mikes takes trip.
Speaker 4 (27:03):
But that's fine, Yeah, what'd you say.
Speaker 6 (27:05):
I don't necessarily know if you want to call me
a participant. There wasn't a whole lot of participating going on.
Speaker 3 (27:11):
Well, okay, so let's explain to everyone where we went.
We uh the trip was to Las Vegas, uh Nmana,
which we went for the annual Star Trek convention. It
was the thirtieth anniversary of Star Trek the next Generation,
so very exciting. You know me, this is gonna be
my last Star Trek convention as would go to this
is it? That's what I said. I changed my mind
(27:31):
out was that a good time? I'll come back next year.
So we get over there, So explain what happened in
your words, what happened on this trip? Tell your story?
Speaker 6 (27:40):
Sure, gladly. Well, I met you at the airport. I mean,
you had your headphones in the whole time, so it
was kind of difficult to talk to you, right.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
Yeah. I bought these new headphones that are Bluetooth wireless
headphones and I wear them all the time. Now I'm
listening to Rob Paulson's podcast and also it's it's great. Yeah,
all right, go ahead.
Speaker 6 (28:01):
Sorry, I didn't have the head bone I often I
could share with him, but wasn't really willing to help
me out there. Well, we got to Vegas and Gags
is beatable with my first time. Went straight to the
hotel and dropped off all of our stuff. Went over
to the Star Trek convention, and that's about the last
(28:22):
I saw of Michael.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
At one point, I bought a fozzy bear, a Muppet
fozzy bear is about eighteen inches. I've never seen anything
like this before. I thought it was incredible. I wanted
to buy it. I bartered with the whatever you call it,
the vendor and got a great deal. I had to
spend forty dollars on this.
Speaker 4 (28:39):
Eight with the vendor.
Speaker 5 (28:41):
Why are you making buying something sounds so weird?
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Well he was.
Speaker 3 (28:45):
He said it's originally forty five, and then it went
down to thirty, and then his boss said he couldn't
go down to show.
Speaker 5 (28:49):
When you trade it?
Speaker 3 (28:50):
Oh yeah, I I didn't bought it. Yeah, I said,
you know what, I'll take this for forty five. Actually,
he said, will you take it for forty five? I
said yes, I will take it. So from that point on,
I hung out with that fazzy Bear at the entire trip.
Took us at the casino with me her he he
was a fazzy bear.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
It's my boy.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (29:09):
So went out and hung out with the entire time
at the hotel. Yeah, oh yeah, the MIC's Jane went
back to the hotel. I went out with Fozzy and
I had a great So everybody was happy, right, I was?
Speaker 10 (29:20):
I was.
Speaker 3 (29:21):
I had a great time. Did you have a great time, Jane? I?
Speaker 6 (29:27):
Uh, well, the mini bar was nice, the.
Speaker 3 (29:31):
Mini bar was nic Yeah. I didn't have to pay
for the mini bar, but that also came out of
the uh the charity budget, yeah fund, So I couldn't
think of the word.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (29:40):
Uh.
Speaker 6 (29:41):
I got talked to for for using him the minie bar. However,
he did take out four items for Fozzi.
Speaker 3 (29:48):
Yeah, that's true, because I was photographing Fozzy in the
hotel room with different mini bar bottles and uh they
charged me for those. So but we didn't use them.
Speaker 4 (29:56):
We put them right back and she was allowed to
touch them.
Speaker 3 (29:58):
Yeah. So well, then on the way back, it's a
quick twenty four hour trip. So on the way back,
I decided that I shouldn't be seen. I'm a grown man,
shouldn't be seeing camera around this eighteen inch Fozzy Bear,
So I made her carry it the entire time. We
had to carry it on the plane because it was
too big to fit in the luggage.
Speaker 6 (30:16):
Yeah seat, because I thought Fozzy was going to get
my seat.
Speaker 3 (30:22):
Yeah, so but Fozzi eventually when the overhead been and
then everything was good, right right right. So so for
next year's participant, what advice would you give the next
year participant? What would you do as a promo for
next year?
Speaker 6 (30:40):
Bring something niceries do forget your headphones and that I
don't know, avoided at all cost really.
Speaker 3 (30:54):
All right, so perfect. So it's another successful mic S
Tykes trip. Thank you James for calling and not no
no problem. It's it's our pleasure to do this to
put a smile on somebody's face. All right, thank you, Jane.
All right, bye bye.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
This is the best of m Z
This is the best of m Z playing, the greatest
moments in MZ history.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Since two thousand and six, two seventeen.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
All right, so we're really do with this game, and
it might be, like I said, the most confusing game
we have ever come up with. The idea was great,
and then I thought this might be really confused.
Speaker 4 (00:25):
Probably make it.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
I'm going to take full credit on this idea. I
thought about it as I was going to sleep a
few days ago, and I'm like, this will be a great.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
Idea off the sleep making a game.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Well, you know how you have an idea and you
think it's going to be great, and then you wake
up and you extra putting back together and you're like,
I've never had that.
Speaker 4 (00:40):
Out in the life.
Speaker 5 (00:41):
Ideas always work out.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
And I just ideas are bad from the onset.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
So oh no, I thought it was I was genius.
You know how many when I was doing stand up,
how many jokes I came up with in my head
as I always going to sleep and I woke up,
I'm like, that's absolutely terrible. There's no punch punchline.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
That's like there's that episode of Seinfeld where he writes
flaming balls of Zigmund. Nobody knows the reference at all,
so I.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Don't know what that was going on. Sorry, rock music, Yeah,
but walking Dead is kind of halloween ish. I guess
here scary music for doorbelling.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
He was like, what I thought? We had the Halloween
theme and it's like the lazy version of the Extorcist,
only one note out of three. We don't need all
of them.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
All, right, what is the Halloween?
Speaker 4 (01:23):
Halloween? H two O Halloween? Even know why they call
it h two?
Speaker 6 (01:28):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (01:29):
Halloeen water? Halloween music?
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Is that word?
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (01:33):
So imagine we had a Halloween party, right, and we
invited some celebrity friends to come out, and imagine imagine
we had some celebrity friends rushing Chester rushing. Now, these
are like real hell.
Speaker 7 (01:47):
Even in our imaginations, we're not picking like right, so
keep it local and I.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Like, we're googled the past as well. Right, that fits
that theme, So let'll be dead celebrities.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
I don't know, there are a lot of rules. I
don't know that anyone on this list is dad. But
so what we're doing is we have a Halloween party, right,
and all the lubbies are coming in. They're dressed as whatever,
character they're dressed as and you have to guess who
they are. So, because this is radio, we decided we
would do the audio version of this.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
So we have taken it's really smart, right, So theore
if I just understand this, Yes, so Abraham Lincoln could
come as George Washington.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Kariper okay, but but not on this game. Okay, right,
so this game I thought I had, Yeah he can,
but not yeah, any other game this game? Right, So
this game is These people that we are going to
be playing clips of are from horror movies, okay, or
horror movies, horror movies or suspenseful movies, anything like that.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Psychological thriller, psychological thrillers favorite, so those I can deal
with horror movies put me to sleep, tsychological thrillers.
Speaker 7 (02:50):
Like the psychological intellectual type.
Speaker 6 (02:54):
No.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
I just literally get bored with supernatural movies and fall asleeps.
I'm like, they're not real, there's no ghost, no fring
inside exists, and I fall literally fall.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Oh see, I can't watch it really gets too scared.
So I've never like, none of these movies have I
have I seen before the gate?
Speaker 6 (03:08):
I think.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
This is what.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
This is why we can't have nice names. Okay, so uh.
Speaker 4 (03:17):
That knocking?
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:22):
So uh, the game is we're gonna play a clip
of the interview that this actor has given about the
movie that they played in. Does that make sense?
Speaker 8 (03:33):
Now?
Speaker 3 (03:33):
A couple of them are going to have like the
clips from the movies. We couldn't find interview, right, but
most of these are clips of the actor talking about their.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Roles in this Wesley Snipes talking about Blade or something.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Yeah, exactly. So that's that's great.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
Help me understand what's going on in this chaotic It's
very talent and everybody.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
So the clues in the clip are probably not the
greatest clues. You're probably gonna be like, hey, well this
what is this? So what we've added is this king
called all downhill from here? Yes, okay, So what we
have is everyone has one question they can ask, and
we go around the room and it's a yes or
no question to try to get you to uh, the
(04:17):
correct answer. And now if you know that, if you
already know it, just say your name and I will
pick you and then you tell so bad. This is
like play.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
Also in between you have to watch one episode of
Family Feuds.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
A question Sunday so every everybody gets every other point
is a half point, right, so Sunday rules. Okay, yeah,
all right, so let's get ready to play Halloween. Lloween
game has Halloween. So I'm gonna play the clip of
this celebrity talking about their movie. Now, their voice is
(04:52):
disguise because it is Halloween.
Speaker 9 (04:53):
So if we do know, we say our name, yes,
or first are we going to go around the room
to if you know a hint?
Speaker 4 (04:58):
So it's an override if you know, yeah, if you
know it, just say it, okay. So if we know it,
what do we say your name?
Speaker 5 (05:05):
And that's it?
Speaker 4 (05:05):
Yeah, and then I say the answer. Also, you don't
just say your name?
Speaker 5 (05:10):
Is the answer?
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Like which actor it is?
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Okay? So you have to have I don't know if
I got to that part. So yeah, you didn't get
to the objective. So you have to name the actor
or the character, doesn't matter act character or the and
the movie. So it has to be the actor and
the movie. That's how difficult.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Could we also hear the Chinese astrology year that we're born?
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Now all these are very very famous, uh celebrities, and
these are all very very famous movies.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
Well, yes, our party audio box office hits.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Yeah, I think so. I think every single one of them.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
Why would they be invited if they weren't right, You
can't sit with us. It's like Jeennifer Lawrence and mother.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
All right, here's the here's the first clip.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Was released, and you know everyone is was that it
really became this big, big.
Speaker 10 (06:02):
Success, which it became after a period of ton, but
it was not an immediate.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
Is that Vin Diesel from Pitch Black?
Speaker 11 (06:12):
No?
Speaker 4 (06:13):
Okay, what or any of the words you said?
Speaker 3 (06:16):
All right, Sarah, you get to ask yes or no
question and we go around the table.
Speaker 6 (06:20):
That one.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
That's why I get one clip.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
That's it. That's what you get.
Speaker 9 (06:24):
It sounds like it's very obvious on the twenty twenty
specials and the interviews on a person like a witness
or whatever.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Yeah, that's what it sounds like.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Now I will give you a hint. This is a female.
Speaker 7 (06:36):
Oh and Vin Diesel's not right and it's a Halloween
slush scary movie was released.
Speaker 10 (06:42):
Yeah, and you know, everyone assumes that it really became
this big, big success, which it became after a period
of time, but it was not as.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
Is it Jamie Lee Curtis for Hell, Yes, I was
speaking pattern. Yeah, I no speaking about I don't know,
help me.
Speaker 5 (07:04):
Yeah, I was thinking because she said everybody thought all
of the movies, I knew there's multiple That's what I
was thinking.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
I'm surprised, you guys, really, I didn't think anybody was
gonna get that because I was horror movies I enjoyed. No,
because this game is so ridiculous. No, if you get it,
good for you. It is Jamie le Oh. By the way, yes,
we do have prizes already, first and second place prize
right right, like you guys know, you don't know.
Speaker 5 (07:30):
I am already underwhelmed and I don't even know what
they are.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Are you running first place? They'll get all excited. First
place gets this Texas chainsaw massa you little cuddly guy
with a mask of human mask on his face.
Speaker 6 (07:45):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
And then the second place gets sees uh Nightmare on
Elm Street Freddie Gluff chopsticks that you guys just seemed practical. Yeah,
first the second place. So far Dell is in the
first place. So let's play the second clip. I'm really surprised.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
I am more motivated. Now he has to beat me
or do you just want to all? Okay, it's.
Speaker 12 (08:07):
Him a wardrobe from different times. I said, send him
as a wardrobe from different time periods.
Speaker 11 (08:11):
Randomly, just pick a rack.
Speaker 12 (08:13):
And he said something about something else about he exists
in all times and all.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
Space rising Tim Curry it, No, that was that wasp
h And I'm assuming the time Lord isn't a bad
guy here, so it's not doctor who, right? All right?
Speaker 12 (08:34):
I said, send him as a wardrobe from different time periods, randomly,
just pick a rack. And he said something about something
else about he exists in all times and all space moveing.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
It is like a Halloween type movie, but it's also
a comedy.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
I send him as a wardrobe.
Speaker 12 (08:50):
From different time periods, randomly, just pick a rack, and
he said something about, is this something else about he
exists in all times and all space?
Speaker 4 (09:01):
Man dell, I want to say Ash from Army of Darkness. No,
it's not his voice. That sounds so right a comic.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
I can't.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
I can't even think of his name.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
All right, Eric's out.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
I was a guest.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
Can we do the yes?
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Yes, let's questions.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
We'll start with Michelle, is it a man? Or Oh
that's not answer, no question?
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Is it a man?
Speaker 5 (09:24):
Is it a man.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
Yes, did you just assume any of our genders? Okay,
I'm just wow, Wow, that's kidd Eric. Oh, good question.
I'm trying to think.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Come back to you, del you gotta ask no question.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
Does this have anything to do with our theory and legend?
Speaker 10 (09:44):
No?
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (09:46):
Is a supernatural movie?
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Eric, I mean okay, we're just gonna give this one. Yeah, okay.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
Is it Freddy Couger right, elm Street.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
No, it's Michael Keaton Beadle.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
That's all I'm going to be for Halloween. I could
definitely see that. I wish it's not technicallywen, but it's
still a good light.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
I'm gonna give you guys, well, I don't know this one.
You might guess from right away. So if you get
if you get stuck on this one, I will give
you a hint that would help narrow it down.
Speaker 8 (10:17):
I would write all day, and then he'd come over
after dinner and.
Speaker 4 (10:20):
Look at yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.
Speaker 8 (10:22):
Now we need a villain. The Burgermeister isn't a good
enough villain. We need a real villains. And one night
he came over and he looks at the pages and
he says, your tap dance to Irving Berlin.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Now this is not necessarily a Halloween movie, but it
has Halloween. Yeah characters.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
There are.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
That's a lot of hints right there. If when I
tell you're gonna be like, oh yeah, I will give
you one hint. This will probably solve it for some
of you. It's a black and white movie, can we hear?
Speaker 7 (10:54):
Is it?
Speaker 6 (10:56):
No?
Speaker 4 (10:57):
The Psycho no.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Good.
Speaker 8 (11:01):
I would write all day and then he'd come over
after dinner and look at yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Okay,
Now we need a villain. The Burgermeister isn't a good
enough villain. We need a real villain. And one night
he came over and he looks at the pages and
he says, you tap dance to Irving Berlin.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
Your tap dance to everything.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
The house is the House on Haunted Hill. No, I know.
Speaker 5 (11:25):
That's the part I'm stuck on and it means nothing
to me.
Speaker 4 (11:29):
But it's black and white.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
Okay, black and white. It is a comedy.
Speaker 4 (11:33):
Oh it's a comedy. Yeah, what arsenic and old lace?
Speaker 11 (11:36):
No?
Speaker 4 (11:37):
Which would it be a Hollywood nover know? And that
would be a Halloween film. It takes place on Halloween.
Yet this has Halloween creatures in it. The Burgermeister is
not a good enough villain, so I guess they had
to make another one for me. I'm just thrown off
a black and white.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Yeah, I have seen this movie. Actually, that's how I've
seen it.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
It's not a comedy though.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
You guys give up.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
The only last one can say is the fly, No baby,
no color.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
That's why Jeane Wilder young Franking Stock.
Speaker 4 (12:11):
I have seen that.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
I showed it on Netflix like like a month ago.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
It's never one of the best movies ever of all time.
All right, first of all, treat of all time. That's great.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
We're gonna skip a couple of these here because it's
gonna take forever.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
There were already.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
Uh yeah, we'll just we'll go through three more. That's it,
because there's there's six more on here.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
Oh my gosh, you're up all night really writing this.
Speaker 7 (12:33):
Now do it and just do it speed round style,
like do the quote and then if we don't get
it wrong.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
And just say all right, everyone gets one. Guess we'll
go around and get Okay, no questions, now, no questions, so.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
We can name actor or movie right, No, it's both
actor character. If you get anything, if you get the
first letter, right, all right.
Speaker 12 (12:56):
This is thanks have one just tell you that so
it is right? Well, you haven't it.
Speaker 11 (12:59):
You know, once you do that, you wake right up.
Speaker 7 (13:01):
At least do it for me?
Speaker 4 (13:03):
What Nightmare on Elm Street. Yes, yes, by the way,
that was once you wake up, it goes away. And
I remember that I.
Speaker 5 (13:14):
Didn't understand any words anything.
Speaker 4 (13:16):
Yeah, I think I was talking about how he taken
that for a second and then tooke him out before.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Yeah, I've never seen that movie. The first on this one,
this next clip I'm gonna play is this douchebag that
was in front of me at a c L. Uh
And then I have a grudge.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
I turned around and apologized.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Yeah, well, yes you did this one.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
I came in. I said, I don't. I really don't
think that's the part of the player. I sort of
like like the roof Dewey everyone sort of.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
Yes, David Arquette, that douchebag. I was trying to go
to the bathroom at a c L and this guy
is just drunk and he's in front of me. I'm like,
you please just move, please clog out the line here,
and then my buddy goes that's uh, that's David Arquette.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
I'm I don't care, I know, get out of the right.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
I'm like Cordy Cox, Okay, you're not married to anymore,
you don't have any what do you have for.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
You're any good?
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Scream?
Speaker 3 (14:08):
Yeah, Jamie Kennedy was my favorite person on that show,
and I never saw scream either. So all right, here
we go. This should be an easy one. Uh oh,
so so far as.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
I let the book after they ask you you're doing,
and it didn't really come on, it's just a carell wand.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
What I read the book.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
And I let the book after they ask you're doing
and I didn't really come It's just a care wan.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
I would say Tim Curry, but he was offered.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
I'm gonna go ahead and give you it because it
was actually Robert Thomas.
Speaker 4 (14:45):
Okay, that's well, see because he got replaced.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
And so you have three right characters? Yeah, and then
Eric's got one. All right, here we go. We have
we have zero. Oh hello, that's a bit.
Speaker 8 (14:59):
Twiller with a psychological dramas.
Speaker 11 (15:02):
It's lie true.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
It's a terrible Like every movie I really did was
focus on the middle. Also in the movie, interview is terrible.
Speaker 8 (15:16):
There's a real art for thriller with a psychological dramas.
Speaker 11 (15:21):
It's lines.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Let me just give you a bunch of hits that
somebody gets it. It's about Uh, she's a woman, obviously,
she's interviewing a guy. He's imprisoned.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Eric.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
Yes, uh Limbs, that's correct. You said that, Dell.
Speaker 7 (15:36):
Yes, in the movie you're talking about interview situation close though.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
All right, Yes, that's it. That's it. You guys got it.
It's two more and we're done. Thank God.
Speaker 4 (15:47):
I would never have thought I hate horror movies.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
I'm so glad you guys love horror because I couldn't.
There's no way I would get any of that.
Speaker 7 (15:56):
I think when I say I don't watch horror movies,
I mean in a different way than other people.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
I mean it like I actually actually don't watch them.
Speaker 5 (16:03):
I don't like them.
Speaker 4 (16:04):
But I do recall when he was replaced.
Speaker 5 (16:06):
Actually I saw that in interviewing What funny is?
Speaker 4 (16:10):
I was telling Michael this, I'll start watching, especially if
it's a supernatural one, and like ten minutes and fifteen minutes,
as soon as the monsters revealed, I'm like, that's not real.
Fall asleep. Feel bad about it read the wikipeda.
Speaker 5 (16:19):
Patient, why are you getting anything right?
Speaker 4 (16:21):
Because I read the Wikipedia page.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
So bad hero the cliff notes, Yeah all right, second.
Speaker 4 (16:27):
Last later to people, I just don't sit through it.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
A Wapple Al Now, the speech pattern on this one,
I tried to distort it. Uh, the speech pattern, though
you should be very clear on who this is.
Speaker 11 (16:42):
Wapple A Parsa. I'll trust them. The long's it?
Speaker 5 (16:56):
Christopher walking, Charles.
Speaker 4 (17:00):
No, one more time, one more time, more time.
Speaker 11 (17:06):
Press interesting bull the bizarre.
Speaker 4 (17:21):
It's gotta be lever in the hood.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
No, I'll give you some hands here. Uh. I want
to just say his name. It's a he you mentioned
it before. This movie has been No, it's not Tim Curry.
Tim Curry has an accent, right yeah.
Speaker 4 (17:40):
But he doesn't say but anywise doesn't he's American.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
This is him talking about the movie, okay, and he
talks like this. Uh you know, I just uh, my
impression didn't give it to you give it away, your impression,
impression life finds away. Yes, Jeff Goldblu, thank you. It's
my impression that did it.
Speaker 6 (18:04):
Like this.
Speaker 3 (18:07):
Is that's your final.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
I practiced that a lot of a lot of time.
Speaker 5 (18:12):
What a timely reference.
Speaker 3 (18:14):
Yeah, I can also do. Uh, Jimmy Stewart, right, Johnny
Guard said, uh, and Jay Leno.
Speaker 4 (18:23):
You've been working on a hermit the toad.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
No, in fact, I was gonna bring himup here. We
have a new one.
Speaker 4 (18:28):
I started working on the voice. I don't know if
you started working on one.
Speaker 3 (18:31):
No, no, no, I'm letting you. That's all you. I just
got to design it perfect. Okay, here's the last clip,
and then we're taking a break.
Speaker 2 (18:37):
What do you want me to do?
Speaker 4 (18:38):
Slip board roosts, royal and bombs.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
No, slip board roosts.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
All right, I'm just gonna give this one way. He's
talking to a plant. Oh yeah, all right, we're gonna
break down to the school or just just because yeah,
Dell wins. It's like a landslide.
Speaker 4 (19:04):
Am I getting anything by talking other people? Saying his
name's not? Follow by cheating?
Speaker 2 (19:09):
You learn to win? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (19:12):
All right, So to be fair, Little Shark Wars is
one of my absolute favorite movies of all time because
it's musical too, So that one I.
Speaker 3 (19:17):
Know, I didn't I've never seen that. I love Rick
Morena or Morana.
Speaker 4 (19:21):
They just released the Director Show with the new MOUs
Mourus morinus two sixteen.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
Here in the Dallas area, we have every year around
September to October, we have a thing called the State
Fair Texas. The big attraction is Big text which is
a giant cowboy. How tall is it?
Speaker 4 (19:42):
Was fried food? If I remember, he's like fifty two
feet tall.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
Eric, what do you think? Uh, I'll say sixty feet
fifty five feet tall, but no, Bobby was only three
feet off.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
Okay, so he wins. He has a size eighty five or.
Speaker 3 (19:59):
I don't know all about that. That's not important about
how tall he is a giant cowboy and he over
the years, like as a kid, you go to the
fair and it's a huge thing. You know, you want
to see Big Texts. Even though he really doesn't do much.
He speaks, his mouth barely.
Speaker 4 (20:13):
Moved his like this weird post. Yeah, and then like
his wrists broken because his hand like goes back and forth.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
Yeah, he waves at you kind of. That's very mechanical.
It's not smooth. Better animatronics at Chuck E cheese. Right,
and this thing's been around for I don't know how
many sixty years or whatever. Right, and a couple of
years ago he burnt down and they put a brand
new one big text two point zero up there. I thought, well,
surely they're gonna put all these improvements and stuff, and
(20:40):
it's the same thing. He has a little bit more mobility,
I think in his hand. That's about it.
Speaker 9 (20:44):
I want him to like be able to like move
from there and like start walking across like the same
very texts is like stepping on people like the Simpsons
that what was it, the donut man or whatever.
Speaker 3 (20:56):
Yeah, I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 4 (20:57):
He leaves the top of the donut shop. His heart's
like walking around down.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
I just sort of ride the horse all through the stare.
But anyway, I thought, you know what, after all these
years and no change to big text every now, maybe
he'll get a different shirt, right, or he'll have a
different tech cowboy hat, or he'll get a tan. You
get one year he had a tan. He looked like
he was Mexican. Yeah, well they put a sobrero on
him too.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
Oh did that?
Speaker 6 (21:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Him?
Speaker 3 (21:21):
So I think they should be more progressive with big texts.
I think now hear me out here, next year twenty seventeen,
they should do transgendered big text or mistext.
Speaker 4 (21:33):
Oh yeah, I think I'm with Miss Texts. I don't
know about a transgendered one.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
No, a transgendered one, because that's hot right now, you know,
put him up there, put him in dress, same voice
like Bruce Jenner.
Speaker 2 (21:43):
How, folks, this is miss Texts. I want to give
a shout out to all my ladies out there. You
know who you are.
Speaker 4 (21:53):
Hey, well, he can go either way. I guess what
do you mean with that voice?
Speaker 2 (22:00):
What do you mean?
Speaker 4 (22:00):
I want to like?
Speaker 2 (22:04):
I mean, how, dear folks, I'm looking for a man
to take me home some not.
Speaker 6 (22:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
See I'm a big old woman. Can you handle this?
Speaker 8 (22:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (22:15):
It or she?
Speaker 4 (22:16):
Or she looking for?
Speaker 2 (22:17):
Sixteen was the last time I got enrected.
Speaker 9 (22:23):
I wonder people to notice that if like she was
trying to dinner one year, Oh, they would not the
same boys, I don't think. So just put a dress
on her and they gave her like a mullet. Yeah,
like like Charlie stare on on monster.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
It's how folks, it's so difficult being a woman these days.
You understand what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (22:44):
And she's still wearing He's still wearing like the button
up shirt with the d keys.
Speaker 3 (22:48):
The he just has like the same, he just has
a few buttons popped off the top. You can see
a little cleavage like Alexis the small little.
Speaker 4 (22:58):
Bumps her breasts.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
How they.
Speaker 9 (23:09):
That's a great impression, Mike, you haven't using no like.
I think you can give yourself ready to I think
you need some theme music. You're gonna go compete with
Chester rushing again.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Folks. This is Miss Texts, formerly known as Big Text,
and I want to welcome you to the state Pharaoh Texts.
Speaker 3 (23:40):
Could you imagine? Oh would be so great? Buddy, Hey,
Big Text? What's coming on the show today?
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Well, on today's show, or first let me introduce myself.
How they're folks. This is Miss Texts And on today's
show Bobby eats Jelly be and for me an actor
Lovelle Crawford.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Finella, Hey miss Texas. Next month is uh pride yirl?
Speaker 2 (24:23):
What's all?
Speaker 4 (24:24):
See you at the Pride mean?
Speaker 2 (24:26):
I mean I'll see you at the block party?
Speaker 4 (24:29):
Assume is I'll do everybody?
Speaker 2 (24:31):
Yes, girl, Yes, it's gonna be painted for the back row.
Speaker 4 (24:37):
Let's watch where you step girl.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
I'm gonna be wearing some sixty in shiels. Girl, making
my legs look real long, girl.
Speaker 4 (24:45):
All right, can we go please?
Speaker 3 (24:48):
Yeah, we gotta take a break.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Two seventeen.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
Okay, so let's recap Mike's Takes twenty seventeen, which was
last weekend. And just for those who don't know, mike
Tkes is my annual charity event where I take an
attractive female with me between the age of eighteen to
twenty five to an all expense paid trip to wherever
I end up going on vacation. Right, that's yeah, that's
what I do. It's my way of giving back to
(25:13):
We work all uniting.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
You know.
Speaker 3 (25:16):
We worked very hard on this charity all year round
and we have this one trip every year, and it's
an amazing thing to see.
Speaker 5 (25:22):
Everything should go up as your age goes, that should
go down.
Speaker 4 (25:27):
You don't see Hugh out there with a fifty year
old chick, but it.
Speaker 5 (25:30):
Doesn't go down either. Yeah, like an infant.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
Yeah, that's true. It states the same. Well, the definition
of a tyke. I didn't define it.
Speaker 4 (25:39):
First off.
Speaker 3 (25:40):
I did because Mike's tykes seemed to rhyme, and so
we kept that. Yeah, and we had to define what
a tyke was to not be confused with like a Toddler,
So we had to figure that out. So anyway, between
eighteen and twenty five, that's kind of what it is.
Speaker 5 (25:51):
And it's a MTV ah, MTV demograph.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
MTV demographic. And uh, every year we find a needy,
active hot check that we write somebody in need and
we invite them on this all expense tri trip. Yeah,
it's a charity.
Speaker 4 (26:08):
It's a charity. You weren't got who all went.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
I'm just you know, curious a lot of the me okay,
the Mikes Tykes and the one just one. We just
picking one and then the you know organizers and and
uh uh huh the team I didn't go, so you
gotta run shows here? Oh yeah, you took over for
me while I was gone. So on the phone, we
have the Mike type participant from this year's trip. We
(26:33):
are protecting their identity. Okay, so we have put a
voice synthesizer on the phone and we're gonna call this
person Jane. Jane, are you there? Yes, Mark, Mark, come
back in the room, Mark left to go, pretend to
(26:53):
be on the phone. No, this is Jay and the
Mike Tykes participant of the Mikes takes trip.
Speaker 4 (27:03):
But that's fine, Yeah, what'd you say.
Speaker 6 (27:05):
I don't necessarily know if you want to call me
a participant. There wasn't a whole lot of participating going on.
Speaker 3 (27:11):
Well, okay, so let's explain to everyone where we went.
We uh the trip was to Las Vegas, uh Nmana,
which we went for the annual Star Trek convention. It
was the thirtieth anniversary of Star Trek the next Generation,
so very exciting. You know me, this is gonna be
my last Star Trek convention as would go to this
is it? That's what I said. I changed my mind
(27:31):
out was that a good time? I'll come back next year.
So we get over there, So explain what happened in
your words, what happened on this trip? Tell your story?
Speaker 6 (27:40):
Sure, gladly. Well, I met you at the airport. I mean,
you had your headphones in the whole time, so it
was kind of difficult to talk to you, right.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
Yeah. I bought these new headphones that are Bluetooth wireless
headphones and I wear them all the time. Now I'm
listening to Rob Paulson's podcast and also it's it's great. Yeah,
all right, go ahead.
Speaker 6 (28:01):
Sorry, I didn't have the head bone I often I
could share with him, but wasn't really willing to help
me out there. Well, we got to Vegas and Gags
is beatable with my first time. Went straight to the
hotel and dropped off all of our stuff. Went over
to the Star Trek convention, and that's about the last
(28:22):
I saw of Michael.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
At one point, I bought a fozzy bear, a Muppet
fozzy bear is about eighteen inches. I've never seen anything
like this before. I thought it was incredible. I wanted
to buy it. I bartered with the whatever you call it,
the vendor and got a great deal. I had to
spend forty dollars on this.
Speaker 4 (28:39):
Eight with the vendor.
Speaker 5 (28:41):
Why are you making buying something sounds so weird?
Speaker 2 (28:44):
Well he was.
Speaker 3 (28:45):
He said it's originally forty five, and then it went
down to thirty, and then his boss said he couldn't
go down to show.
Speaker 5 (28:49):
When you trade it?
Speaker 3 (28:50):
Oh yeah, I I didn't bought it. Yeah, I said,
you know what, I'll take this for forty five. Actually,
he said, will you take it for forty five? I
said yes, I will take it. So from that point on,
I hung out with that fazzy Bear at the entire trip.
Took us at the casino with me her he he
was a fazzy bear.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
It's my boy.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (29:09):
So went out and hung out with the entire time
at the hotel. Yeah, oh yeah, the MIC's Jane went
back to the hotel. I went out with Fozzy and
I had a great So everybody was happy, right, I was?
Speaker 10 (29:20):
I was.
Speaker 3 (29:21):
I had a great time. Did you have a great time, Jane? I?
Speaker 6 (29:27):
Uh, well, the mini bar was nice, the.
Speaker 3 (29:31):
Mini bar was nic Yeah. I didn't have to pay
for the mini bar, but that also came out of
the uh the charity budget, yeah fund, So I couldn't
think of the word.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (29:40):
Uh.
Speaker 6 (29:41):
I got talked to for for using him the minie bar. However,
he did take out four items for Fozzi.
Speaker 3 (29:48):
Yeah, that's true, because I was photographing Fozzy in the
hotel room with different mini bar bottles and uh they
charged me for those. So but we didn't use them.
Speaker 4 (29:56):
We put them right back and she was allowed to
touch them.
Speaker 3 (29:58):
Yeah. So well, then on the way back, it's a
quick twenty four hour trip. So on the way back,
I decided that I shouldn't be seen. I'm a grown man,
shouldn't be seeing camera around this eighteen inch Fozzy Bear,
So I made her carry it the entire time. We
had to carry it on the plane because it was
too big to fit in the luggage.
Speaker 6 (30:16):
Yeah seat, because I thought Fozzy was going to get
my seat.
Speaker 3 (30:22):
Yeah, so but Fozzi eventually when the overhead been and
then everything was good, right right right. So so for
next year's participant, what advice would you give the next
year participant? What would you do as a promo for
next year?
Speaker 6 (30:40):
Bring something niceries do forget your headphones and that I
don't know, avoided at all cost really.
Speaker 3 (30:54):
All right, so perfect. So it's another successful mic S
Tykes trip. Thank you James for calling and not no
no problem. It's it's our pleasure to do this to
put a smile on somebody's face. All right, thank you, Jane.
All right, bye bye.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
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