April 29, 2025 • 27 mins
Kevin Costner calls the show (2020). Then, Clark meets “the most famous person in the world” (2021). A woman fell into a dumpster taking out her trash (2024). Plus, Michael tries to make a dinner reservation (2022). Get more show at MZNOW
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
This is the best of m Z. The greatest moments
in history is two six, twenty twenty.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Kevin, how are you? How are you doing during this
uh covid epidemic that we're in right now.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
I'm just I'd like to do let everybody else just
try to stort through the news. What's you know, what's happening,
trying to apply you know, as much as I can
to what we do, you know, trying to cut through
all of them. So it's it's it's it's not it's
not easy because there's a lot of noise out there.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
So, mister Kustner, I have to tell you, one of
my favorite baseball movies of all time is Bull Durham,
and one of the reasons why I'm so fond of
it is because I too was a power hitting, switch
hitting catcher that also had a thing for headheads. Now
I'm no major league scout, but what are the what
are the reason why I enjoyed the meeting so much
is that your fundamentals are impeccable, and you also demonstrated
(01:05):
that also in the four leave of the game when
you pitched. Did you grow up playing baseball or did
they just kind of teach you that on the set.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
No.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
I grew up playing, you know, playing in the street,
playing as much as I could. You know, when you're
a kid and you have to play and you only
have so many kids, you know, you kind of suddenly
you're playing like four against four and you're in the street,
so you can't have anybody in right field or center field,
and you have to learn how to place it, and
there's all these little things you do as a kid,
you know, no chips on windows. I don't know if
(01:36):
you ever heard that term, but for those who don't
know what that means is that, you know, if you
hit somebody's windshield or you knock somebody's window out in
the neighborhood, you decided before you started playing, no chips
on windows. And so you know, guys who knew they
couldn't hit it that far, they never wanted to go
in on the insurance. So but it was just I
(01:56):
just grew up playing the game, you know, And so
all three of the movies build a dreams full Durham
love of the game. We're kind of so they have
been really important to me in my career.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Was there a major League Baseball catcher that you modeled
crash status after.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
No, not really. You know I played shortstop and pitch
when I played and and, but no I didn't. Just
it was beautifully written and I understood what, you know,
I had to do.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
With all this downtime we've had, have you had time
to write new music?
Speaker 3 (02:30):
We've been Yeah, we've been making these. There's a couple
of songs that aren't on Tales from the Yellowstone that
kind of separated themselves. So yeah, we're you know, we're
in another kind of we'll have to go into another
writing session. But uh, you know, we worked really hard
on Tales from Yellowstone. It's a it's a process that
I have working with you know that I kind of
(02:52):
really start to think about the characters the show, and
I'm able to do a lot of it for music,
and the band always really enjoyed a process. We did
the exact same thing for half Billiam McCoys on an
album called Famous for Killing each Other. People might want
to check that out as well. It's just the combination
of lyrical songs and just just straight music.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
What artists, if any, have influenced your music career.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Well, I kind of just you know, I would say
I was informed during the sixties, so I was across
the board from me, you know, my parents and guys
from Oklahoma. So it's not like I listened to the country.
I listened to really rock and roll. I listened to Motown,
you know, the acid music of the Doors and Cream.
(03:42):
So I really just grew up all the place. But
I think I just like structure of music, and you know,
you lied all kinds of music that every time you
write something and it kind of comes out the way
it does. So I've been really influenced, you know, through
my life. I was, you know, grew up training plat
on the classic on the piano, classically trained. But you know,
(04:06):
after a while, you don't want to play the classics.
You want to play Somethinghere a girl sits next to you.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Do you think with all your roles in these post
apocalyptic movies that you know, you've been in over the
past several years, have they helped prepare you for this
pandemic we're in now?
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Well, that's a funny, that's funny. I've always had a
high survival instinct for my family and for my friends,
and I have thought about in number of things that
goes wrong when you have three hundred million people.
Speaker 5 (04:36):
In the country.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Yeah, and the world, and the world operating the way
it was, and the kind of infrastructure that you need
is just very tenulous, you know. You know, it's just
it's just really right there. Most people don't want to
think about that. Most people kind of laugh at you
if you do.
Speaker 5 (04:53):
But I have.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
I've just been I've always been that way.
Speaker 5 (04:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
I think if I had the money, I would be
a doomsday prepper. I would have the anker, I would
have the whole thing. That's just me. I like to be.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Prepared, Yeah, exactly. I don't know about going underground, but
I do understand being prepared and ye kind of looking
out absolutely.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
By the way, congrats on the third season of Yellowstone.
It's new episodes are coming out later this month, is
that right.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Yeah, it's coming out on Father's Day, the twenty first,
and I think the rest is coming out on nineteenth,
which is a Friday, So Father's Day Sunday, the series
comes out in and on Friday the record drops.
Speaker 6 (05:33):
It's such a great show. You gotta have a blast
film in that thing.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Yeah, it's listen, there's a lot of movies, you know. Listen,
I'm you know, I've done courtroom dramas and it's just
not as fun. Yeah, you've done you know, there's a
kind of movie you do. But being able to kind
of dress up, see the horses, you know, everybody in
the morning, it's what you might imagine. It is more
fun period.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Well, mister Constner, it's been a huge pleasure. You can
check out Yellowstone on the Paramount Network. And next time
you're in Dallas. Uh, you know post COVID you can
teach Clark some baseball moves.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
I'll do it.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
I promise, I promise I won't shake you off when
I've got a two hit.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Shut out going into the seventh don't you.
Speaker 6 (06:17):
Thank you?
Speaker 5 (06:18):
Kevin?
Speaker 2 (06:18):
I appreciate it.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Oh bye.
Speaker 6 (06:21):
Twenty one.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
One of the most famous people in the world came
into our restaurant yesterday.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
All right, let's guess.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
Yeah, do they live here, Dolly Parton, Matthew McConaughey, No,
damn are they guys?
Speaker 6 (06:40):
Okay? Movies?
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Yeah? Singer, actor, movie star?
Speaker 7 (06:44):
No, Alex Jones, what Alex Jones?
Speaker 2 (06:49):
No?
Speaker 8 (06:50):
Football?
Speaker 6 (06:51):
Yes?
Speaker 8 (06:52):
What's his name?
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Troy Aikman?
Speaker 6 (06:54):
No, one of the coaches? Right?
Speaker 4 (06:57):
No lingerie football or I'll tell you right, now he's
not a Dallas cowboy.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Oh, I don't know anybody.
Speaker 6 (07:04):
Else I already said, Justin bieber Tony Romo. No, okay,
you guys are not sports people, Okay, said I don't know.
Speaker 5 (07:15):
Now.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
I love how he sets it up like it's.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
He played in the super Bowl this past super Bowl. No,
but you set it up like it's really one of
the most.
Speaker 8 (07:26):
Famous person it is. Yes, No, he is. It's so
I came back to life, no.
Speaker 6 (07:34):
Ceo depo.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
I'll just tell well, that's Arthur Blank and he owns
the Falcons, so that would technically be true.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
But yeah, but he's not like the most famous person.
You know, he's on he can walk into subway. This
guy is definitely more famous. This guy is definitely more
famous than that guy.
Speaker 6 (07:50):
And I'll just.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Say it had Manning. Did somebody already say that, No,
is that a Dallas cowboy? No, but you would have
been right, Shawn Lynch. Oh, I'm liking that guess.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
But no, he currently played Okay, this man he plays for,
he played in the Super Bowl. He plays for the
the Chiefs. I'm just testing the quarterback there here he goes.
I can't think of his name. Patrick Mahomes. Yeah, Patrick Mahomes,
Pat Mahomes, who is basically this the second best quarterback,
(08:27):
best quarterback in the NFL. And he talks like Kermit
the Frog.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Oh even better. I would be best friends with them.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
He has a little bit of a Kermit with the
Frog boy, big old guy with a.
Speaker 6 (08:37):
Yeah, oh yeah, it's it's kind of.
Speaker 7 (08:43):
Do you have yeah, all right, I got a video
of this dude talking. I want to see how much
like Kermit the Froggy sounds like.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
Oh yeah, alright, go ahead, oh thank you?
Speaker 5 (08:58):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (08:58):
That that is awesome?
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Is that how he laughs?
Speaker 8 (09:03):
I thought he was just jumping in today is and
he grabbed he grabbed a camera.
Speaker 5 (09:10):
He does.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
He's very seth Rogan Hermit it is bear soon.
Speaker 8 (09:15):
I'll just say that I'm a great kind of chemistry with.
Speaker 6 (09:22):
I mean, you can't.
Speaker 8 (09:24):
The guy's open every single time he's in the right spot.
Speaker 5 (09:27):
That is, you know.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
I like him now, he's he's famous in my books.
Speaker 6 (09:38):
He's he's really good, dude.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
I got spec I was over at the Clark's restaurant yesterday,
but my team lipping out.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
At a great time.
Speaker 5 (09:54):
Clark is a good pristro to.
Speaker 6 (10:04):
We need to freak call my restaurant and God.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
And say like he left, uh, he left his sunglasses
there and just have them like looking for a pair
of sunglasses.
Speaker 9 (10:17):
Dude, that would be hilarious. After every sentence, you should
say that one you got more. I think so.
Speaker 8 (10:29):
I mean, these people are are so passionate and so.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
It sounds as like the my impression.
Speaker 5 (10:44):
I can't even do it.
Speaker 6 (10:46):
It's so good.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Oh God, that's the noise. That's the noise I make
when what I'm doing my workouts, and app I can't
I can't even do it anymore.
Speaker 6 (11:01):
That's so funny.
Speaker 5 (11:15):
To throw up.
Speaker 6 (11:22):
That is so what.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
I can't do any more.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
We need to start a show with Rohnda and Pat
Mahomes and Lois Lane.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
All Right, we gotta move on because I can. I'm
gonna throw up. You're gonna laugh so much, You're you're
gonna throw up.
Speaker 4 (11:40):
Yeah, what are we talking about?
Speaker 6 (11:46):
No.
Speaker 10 (11:48):
Twenty four, a woman from Manchester is lifted out of
the back of a dump truck by fire cruise after
investigators say she fell into a dumpster while she was
throwing away her garbage and was scooped up.
Speaker 8 (12:01):
How are you going to fall into the garbage can
by throwing, and I'm sure shows a tiny woman too,
like there's no way that.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
She could Like she falls over into the climb, hop closes,
and then she says, trapp, how do you First off,
how do you get trapped?
Speaker 5 (12:15):
I know?
Speaker 2 (12:16):
And it can't get out and drive it away?
Speaker 6 (12:20):
During trash pickup Monday on Beech Hill Drive.
Speaker 5 (12:23):
Years, I've never seen anything like this my whole career.
Speaker 10 (12:25):
Fire crew say the driver had a camera in the
back of his true, Yeah, I noticed her inside trash.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Yeah, well, they probably have the camera of the truck
just in case an old lady falls in her trash.
Can they accidentally get it in the truck.
Speaker 11 (12:41):
That dude just said he hadn't seen it in thirty
something in years.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
I mean, I can't understand why else you would have
a camera. Well, looking at the trash.
Speaker 8 (12:48):
I think there was something in the trash, like when
I probably sold into the house where I'm at. Yeah,
and I guess like certain things that shouldn't be in there,
especially like chemicals like paint. Okay, yeah, like that because
it can cause an explosion or even fire.
Speaker 6 (13:02):
I wonder I.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
People try to dump like carcasses, maybe like a road
in or something like, Oh, yeah, it's alarming because you
don't really think it's true.
Speaker 5 (13:09):
You don't think it really happens.
Speaker 10 (13:10):
Neighbors watch the rescue in disbelief as firefighters scaled the
truck and pulled her out over here.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
I like how they waited till the camera crew got
there to like lift her out out of the truck.
Can I get out now?
Speaker 5 (13:24):
No?
Speaker 2 (13:24):
No, we got to get a shot of.
Speaker 10 (13:26):
This rescue in disbelief as firefighters scaled the truck in
pull how much she's not that small?
Speaker 6 (13:30):
How did you fall into a true rout?
Speaker 11 (13:33):
It came pick AWA's up over here and he is
screaming and stuff like that.
Speaker 5 (13:38):
So we thought, you know, something very really bad was
out there happening. Yeah, definitely.
Speaker 6 (13:42):
Never nothing but raccoons, maybe little critters in there, and
they're not all spooky, but never a person in there.
Speaker 10 (13:48):
According to the battalion, she Bob Bodette, that woman lives
in the neighborhood.
Speaker 6 (13:52):
They don't know how long she'd been in the dumpster,
but he said, oh, she.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Was in a dumpster. Okay, you'd think it was like
a like a Dallas trash can that they give you.
They put in the whole the whttle alleyways.
Speaker 6 (14:04):
So she was living like Oscar of the Grouse.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
I think she was probably, you know, looking for food
or something in there.
Speaker 8 (14:09):
I think she was pulling like Oscar of the Grouse.
What the hell do you think he eat?
Speaker 3 (14:13):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (14:13):
I think he gets the pity you know, people buying
meals they feel sorry for him.
Speaker 4 (14:17):
Well, yeah, you know, I mean that he has like,
get out of here scream. He's probably like, hey, hey,
are you going to finish that?
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Yeah, hey, let me have that sub and they give
it to him and he's like scraam.
Speaker 6 (14:27):
I think she was.
Speaker 8 (14:29):
Joe looking for shoes the resale. How else can she
fall in there?
Speaker 2 (14:34):
But even if you fall in, it's not that big,
you can get out, you.
Speaker 6 (14:38):
Know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Did she get injured or was she living in it?
Speaker 6 (14:41):
Oh? She sure as hell didn't climb out. That's all right.
She was air lifted out.
Speaker 10 (14:45):
She's very lucky that that driver noticed she was in there.
Speaker 5 (14:49):
I talked to the driver. He seemed to be okay,
it's not the first time. This just happened to him.
Speaker 11 (14:53):
Excuse me, He said he hadn't seen it in thirty something.
Speaker 6 (14:58):
Well, that's the the driver. Okay, we have two drivers.
Speaker 4 (15:02):
One hasn't seen it, the ones like the chief or whatever,
the boss and I don't think they talked to the
driver seen that.
Speaker 11 (15:08):
But this, this guy that drives for him, has done
it twice.
Speaker 6 (15:12):
I've seen this before a boss.
Speaker 5 (15:14):
I talked to the driver. He seemed to be okay.
It's not the first time. This just happened to him.
Speaker 6 (15:18):
He seems to be okay.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
That's why they put a gome or listen, you're gonna
have to have a camera in the backyard.
Speaker 11 (15:23):
They're gonna keep trying to make sense.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Yeah, if you're gonna keep picking people up and put
them in your r in your compressor, we're gonna have the.
Speaker 5 (15:30):
Moo or a year.
Speaker 6 (15:31):
Yeah, one for the books. It's one for the books.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
He's done it before.
Speaker 6 (15:37):
Twenty two.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
So I went and made a reservation at a restaurant
a few weeks ago. And I usually don't make a
reservation because it's usually just me when I go there,
and if they don't have any tables, you see, I
can I can usually find a place, you know where
they can serve me. And I'm never in a hurry.
I can wait twenty thirty minutes not a big deal.
But in this case, it was for a girl. It
was a date and it was her birthday, and so
I didn't want to take any chances.
Speaker 11 (16:00):
Uh you know, I forgot to ask you how that went.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
It's fine, yeah, but uh yeah, the great time. It
was a whole evening, went from that place to other places.
I took a whole like uptown.
Speaker 6 (16:12):
Traffic when it came to work.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Yeah, she had the fish, I had the yeah, YadA,
But no, it's fine. I had a great night.
Speaker 6 (16:20):
Are the kids soon?
Speaker 2 (16:22):
And but I didn't want to take any chances like
showing up there and all of a sudden they're like, hey,
this corporation running out the whole restaurant, you know whatever.
So I went ahead and made a reservation online. Five
minutes later, the restaurant calls, h yes, I'm so and
so with the restaurant. Just want to make sure I
saw that you made a reservation. Just want to make
(16:42):
sure that you were coming in tomorrow night at seven o'clock.
Speaker 6 (16:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
That My blood pressure just went, like, why in the
world would I make a reservation online if you're just
gonna call me. I made a reservation online, so you
don't call me and they don't have to talk to nobody.
Speaker 6 (16:57):
You make it for you made it for the next day,
next day. Yeah, not like their weeks in advance.
Speaker 4 (17:01):
Right right, But they're gonna do They all those hosts
what it was Tuesday night?
Speaker 6 (17:05):
Can I ask you? Can I ask you? It's nice?
Speaker 5 (17:11):
Nice?
Speaker 6 (17:11):
Yeah? Five star by sorry? Okay? Yeah, dude.
Speaker 4 (17:14):
They those hosts that work work for that place. That's
their that's their guide. They're told to do that. You
probably got some new hostess that maybe work there, and
she was just like, uh, yeah, I got to make
the call. Probably an older one or someone that I
would recognize, would recognize that that was made yesterday. But dude,
restaurants right now are so especially at nice restaurants, where
(17:36):
they think that like two people coming and sitting down,
Are you thinking like three hundred dollars for dinner?
Speaker 5 (17:41):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (17:41):
I think it was more than that. Okay, So that's
true people, That's why I just called.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
That's why they called because if you're if you're gonna
spend that kind of money for those two seats and
you don't show up, these these restaurants are running on
such thin margins before and now there it's even thinner,
and so they're gonna make sure. They want to make
sure that you're coming in because they are fighting for
survival right now, even the nice restaurants. Yeah, so, I mean, yeah,
(18:09):
it's annoying. But I didn't call back because I said
I'm gonna show up.
Speaker 6 (18:13):
Showed up.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
I'm gonna show so I hear what happened. I first off,
I'm walking up to the restaurant, right, and there's two
girls outside. My girl hadn't showed up yet. There's two
girls outside looking around on the ground. I'm walking up
and I'm like, what's going on over here?
Speaker 5 (18:27):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (18:27):
She'd looking for an earring? She dropped it. I said, oh, okay,
hell I got I'm a couple of minutes earlier from
my reservation, and the heck, I don't even know if
I'm getting in. I didn't call back, so I look
around for a total of ten seconds on the ground.
I said, well, I can't see anything. That's the luck,
and I go back inside.
Speaker 6 (18:44):
Gentlemen.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Yeah, I get into the restaurant, and of course, I'm like,
I don't know if I have a reservation or not.
But I look around. There's nobody in the restaurant. Yeah, now,
one person's in there, so we don't even I cancel
the reservation because we end up sitting at the bar.
You know, I just think it's so ridiculous. So I'm
gonna try this new phone I got here. Hang on,
You're gonna be the rest stauant calling me.
Speaker 6 (19:01):
Okay, right, okay, So you.
Speaker 4 (19:04):
All kinds of pieces today coming in, like the audio
version of Carrot Top.
Speaker 6 (19:10):
Yeah. Yeah, I'm a little creative bringing.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
Every Yeah, I think you missed the missing the point
there all right? Oh you mean oh you mean the
uh because I'm so buff?
Speaker 4 (19:20):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. All right, So you're calling me,
you're the restaurant you're calling. Excuse me, Ma, I please
speak the mister Michaels of all Jesus? Is this the
Michaels of all of my dim'?
Speaker 6 (19:33):
Now?
Speaker 5 (19:33):
Yes? You probably sell me on Judge Steve Harvey, you
know what?
Speaker 6 (19:37):
Yeah yeah, yeah, man sounds by the way. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Also, I've always wanted a stunt phone and all these
effects machines that we have here, don't give me that. Yeah,
that true sound.
Speaker 6 (19:48):
Sounds sounds pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
I had to pay one hundred dollars from some guy
on Etsy for this.
Speaker 4 (19:52):
It's a red phone too. Yeah, yeah, like he's talking
about Yeah, that's exactly why I got it. He's talking
to Norad.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Right, I could have got the FI phone, but this
was the red one was hiding bucks all right.
Speaker 6 (20:03):
Uh yeah, so uh, mister Michael.
Speaker 5 (20:05):
Why did you see my episode? Oh?
Speaker 4 (20:06):
Yeah, yeah, that's right. All right, Sorry there for a second.
Speaker 12 (20:10):
Yeah, I just want to make sure. Yeah, I'm the
same okay, the same uh, the same guy as what
you saw on TV. And you know I made a
reservation of this fancy restaurant.
Speaker 6 (20:18):
And you're coming here to spend all your money.
Speaker 5 (20:20):
Yeah, that's why I made a reservation yesterday. Yes, so
why are you calling me again?
Speaker 6 (20:23):
I'm just trying to We just want to make sure
that you're arm for your reservation.
Speaker 5 (20:26):
Well, yeah, that's why I made the reservation. Yeah, I
wasn't gonna come in. I wouldn't have made the reservation.
Speaker 4 (20:30):
Understandab Lisa. Understanding Lisa. It's just a part of our protocol.
Speaker 12 (20:32):
And I made the reservation online so they wouldn't have
to talk to you. But now I'm still talking to you. Anyway,
get out of here. But sorry, that was a.
Speaker 6 (20:41):
Fly I'll say this.
Speaker 4 (20:43):
If that was the way that you talked to the hostess,
I hope they would have canceled your resume. They would
have been like on a Tuesday and be like, no,
this mother coming in. Yeah, we'll pick you up, sir.
So what should he have done? Then just call? We'll
just answer the phone.
Speaker 8 (20:59):
Why but he's not the I mean he's at the
call anyway, So just why even I mean to the trouble.
Speaker 6 (21:03):
Look, look, here's here's my thing. You do it. You
do it, you want to, but they're gonna call.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
But if they call, like I get it, I get it.
But what if I didn't answer, which I didn't. I mean,
my reservation was still there.
Speaker 4 (21:12):
So it was the just do the deal where you
show up to the restaurant and then they're like, oh
you know how my reservation? Cool?
Speaker 6 (21:17):
Can I just sit at the bar? Dude? Right now?
Speaker 4 (21:19):
Nobody's going to turn away business in an empty restaurant on
a Tuesday, right did the servers right now? They'll take
your table, especially at a place like that. That's this
is not like Chili's where like two people not coming
in Chili's miss out, misses out on forty bucks.
Speaker 6 (21:33):
If they're open.
Speaker 7 (21:34):
We did finally make the Chilis though, and it was
only the bar area that was open, and uh they
had one person behind the bar, one person on the floor,
and then whoever was in the kitchen.
Speaker 6 (21:44):
That was it. Yeah, what time was that? What Chilis?
Speaker 5 (21:47):
Was that?
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Going up the street, down the street. What Yeah, we
haven't been there since before COVID. We went there a
few weeks. We tried a couple of times. The doors
were closed.
Speaker 8 (21:55):
That's crazy.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
I even call them make a reservation.
Speaker 8 (21:57):
Yeah, did it online or was like nobody calls you Chili, sir,
this is Chili.
Speaker 12 (22:05):
Yes, that's why I'm making a reservation. You guys pack
out more than those five star run Like.
Speaker 7 (22:09):
That's what's crazy is we were right across the street
at a place that's not very good, and uh it
was packed.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
I wish I had I forgot what Mike I was on.
I wish I had like the base of the phone
so I can do like the angry hang up Yeah
yeah base.
Speaker 4 (22:29):
No, it's literally just a straight You just have to
make sure it rings whenever you slam yea.
Speaker 8 (22:35):
Yeah, well Joe can go to the dumpster diving he does, Yeah,
get a base for the phone.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Yeah, Cosmo Joe, if you find one in a dumpster,
will you Uh.
Speaker 6 (22:45):
Just for the record, I haven't dumpster dive, but I
think he's calling Goodwill dump Yeah.
Speaker 8 (22:53):
Oh yeah, that's how I registered in my mind the
thrift store as a dumpster.
Speaker 6 (22:56):
Well, I was gonna say I have dumpster dive, but
I was recently. I wasn't in the right frame of mind.
I was in a whole there's space and time.
Speaker 4 (23:03):
It's not really dumpster diving. If you're passed out in
the dumpster and throwing here, you just take that home.
That's not dumpster diving.
Speaker 6 (23:09):
But what were you looking for?
Speaker 5 (23:10):
Man?
Speaker 12 (23:11):
I can't believe that you called me after I made
a reservation on your webpon, Why do you have the
reservation on your website?
Speaker 5 (23:16):
You know what, I'm not coming to your restaurant. Goodbye?
Speaker 6 (23:19):
Is there a time? Was up with that guy?
Speaker 2 (23:22):
It's not the same effect did you have? First off,
I'll call you yeah, yeah, there was no there was
a warning. First off, if a guy hung up on
you while you're on the phone, you're like, this guy's
an old guy who's got a phone with a base
on it.
Speaker 4 (23:35):
Well, I think I think also now I forget which
app it is where you make your reservation, like up
until they'll I think some of them will send a
text confirmation.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
Yeah, I got one all yeah, and a phone call.
Speaker 6 (23:48):
Yeah, dude, they're just that's over.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Last week. I got a whole letter, handwritten letter.
Speaker 6 (23:54):
I just want to make sure you.
Speaker 8 (23:55):
Carry your pictures, CEO of the company.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
What are you gonna come by my house to see
if I'm coming by your restaurant. Yes, I made a reservation.
I'm going to be there.
Speaker 6 (24:02):
They may be download WhatsApp.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
I need you to speak to the manager before you
actually come in, just to make sure you're coming in.
Speaker 6 (24:09):
I'm telling you that that that whole business.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
I mean that five star restaurants, Like, that's how I
how I pleasure myself. That's my that's how you treat myself.
Maybe I should say that, I'll say that I've never
had that happen, for of course, I don't make reservation
if they ever asked you to put down a credit card,
But never had that happen.
Speaker 6 (24:28):
That happens a lot in New York, it happens a
lot in other major cities, and.
Speaker 8 (24:31):
So they charge you a cancelation fee. If you don't
show up.
Speaker 6 (24:33):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, for certain. Yeah, they're guaranteeing that they're
going to make that money.
Speaker 9 (24:41):
Yeah, I mean you're basically paying somebody's you know, a
server's time.
Speaker 6 (24:45):
I've worked at.
Speaker 4 (24:45):
Places where if the people come in, they get sticker
shocked and they order around the drinks sticker shock, you know.
Speaker 6 (24:51):
They get a little sticker and they get shocked by it.
Speaker 4 (24:52):
Like they bring it like, they order around the shock,
and then they start looking over the menu and they're like,
holy honey, the the tuna is thirty eight dollars and
they're like, no, I don't want it.
Speaker 6 (25:02):
We don't want to eat here.
Speaker 4 (25:03):
And that they'll they'll basically come up to you if
you've been there for at least thirty minutes and haven't ordered,
you'd be like, oh, sorry, are you all going to order?
And they'll be like no, And I'm like, well, do
you mind if we move you to the bar.
Speaker 6 (25:13):
We'll buy you around. Usually we'll buy them around.
Speaker 4 (25:15):
But yeah, because that makes sense because that is a
month table. It is primary estate. I mean, this this
industry is not in good shape. They just want to
make sure go into recession. They just want to make
sure that they're getting their money.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
Yeah that makes sense.
Speaker 5 (25:30):
Yeah, I really love that. I could just do this
like I'm clearing dust from the receiver.
Speaker 4 (25:35):
Well like you're like you're talking this from an airplane
or two over.
Speaker 5 (25:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (25:41):
Yeah, but hang up where like they never can get
it on the hook it is, yeah, yeah, and then
you can hear them talking.
Speaker 6 (25:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
I just I just hung up on Yeah, I just
hung up on them.
Speaker 6 (25:55):
I love this thing. I'm hanging up on you.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
That's the best one hundred dollars I've ever spent. Well,
I don't know, Harvey was about it's a that's two
hundred dollars I ever spent this week.
Speaker 6 (26:03):
And to drape the phone around.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Yeah, I just I just really no.
Speaker 4 (26:09):
It's annoying to have like two phone calls and check
ups and text messages email.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
And then on top of that, I got my number.
Now they're sending me like, hey, get to we're doing
that ladies night Tuesday, not this place.
Speaker 6 (26:21):
You know.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
That's that's the reason why I have to get like
a new email every other three years. Yeah, but now
I give my phone number. I hate text messages from
businesses like unless I really really love like retro Kit,
I give them my phone number so they can send
me uh texts and sales and stuff like that. Anybody else.
I don't want to. I don't want to hear from you,
don't know. That's like walking in my house and being like, hey,
I gotta sell I don't know you get out of
my house anyway.
Speaker 8 (26:44):
That they'll sell your phone number to other people need
your random messages and random like group message text for
like random.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Yeah, just buck them.
Speaker 6 (26:55):
This is the best of m Z
This is the best of m Z. The greatest moments
in history is two six, twenty twenty.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Kevin, how are you? How are you doing during this
uh covid epidemic that we're in right now.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
I'm just I'd like to do let everybody else just
try to stort through the news. What's you know, what's happening,
trying to apply you know, as much as I can
to what we do, you know, trying to cut through
all of them. So it's it's it's it's not it's
not easy because there's a lot of noise out there.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
So, mister Kustner, I have to tell you, one of
my favorite baseball movies of all time is Bull Durham,
and one of the reasons why I'm so fond of
it is because I too was a power hitting, switch
hitting catcher that also had a thing for headheads. Now
I'm no major league scout, but what are the what
are the reason why I enjoyed the meeting so much
is that your fundamentals are impeccable, and you also demonstrated
(01:05):
that also in the four leave of the game when
you pitched. Did you grow up playing baseball or did
they just kind of teach you that on the set.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
No.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
I grew up playing, you know, playing in the street,
playing as much as I could. You know, when you're
a kid and you have to play and you only
have so many kids, you know, you kind of suddenly
you're playing like four against four and you're in the street,
so you can't have anybody in right field or center field,
and you have to learn how to place it, and
there's all these little things you do as a kid,
you know, no chips on windows. I don't know if
(01:36):
you ever heard that term, but for those who don't
know what that means is that, you know, if you
hit somebody's windshield or you knock somebody's window out in
the neighborhood, you decided before you started playing, no chips
on windows. And so you know, guys who knew they
couldn't hit it that far, they never wanted to go
in on the insurance. So but it was just I
(01:56):
just grew up playing the game, you know, And so
all three of the movies build a dreams full Durham
love of the game. We're kind of so they have
been really important to me in my career.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
Was there a major League Baseball catcher that you modeled
crash status after.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
No, not really. You know I played shortstop and pitch
when I played and and, but no I didn't. Just
it was beautifully written and I understood what, you know,
I had to do.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
With all this downtime we've had, have you had time
to write new music?
Speaker 3 (02:30):
We've been Yeah, we've been making these. There's a couple
of songs that aren't on Tales from the Yellowstone that
kind of separated themselves. So yeah, we're you know, we're
in another kind of we'll have to go into another
writing session. But uh, you know, we worked really hard
on Tales from Yellowstone. It's a it's a process that
I have working with you know that I kind of
(02:52):
really start to think about the characters the show, and
I'm able to do a lot of it for music,
and the band always really enjoyed a process. We did
the exact same thing for half Billiam McCoys on an
album called Famous for Killing each Other. People might want
to check that out as well. It's just the combination
of lyrical songs and just just straight music.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
What artists, if any, have influenced your music career.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Well, I kind of just you know, I would say
I was informed during the sixties, so I was across
the board from me, you know, my parents and guys
from Oklahoma. So it's not like I listened to the country.
I listened to really rock and roll. I listened to Motown,
you know, the acid music of the Doors and Cream.
(03:42):
So I really just grew up all the place. But
I think I just like structure of music, and you know,
you lied all kinds of music that every time you
write something and it kind of comes out the way
it does. So I've been really influenced, you know, through
my life. I was, you know, grew up training plat
on the classic on the piano, classically trained. But you know,
(04:06):
after a while, you don't want to play the classics.
You want to play Somethinghere a girl sits next to you.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Do you think with all your roles in these post
apocalyptic movies that you know, you've been in over the
past several years, have they helped prepare you for this
pandemic we're in now?
Speaker 3 (04:22):
Well, that's a funny, that's funny. I've always had a
high survival instinct for my family and for my friends,
and I have thought about in number of things that
goes wrong when you have three hundred million people.
Speaker 5 (04:36):
In the country.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Yeah, and the world, and the world operating the way
it was, and the kind of infrastructure that you need
is just very tenulous, you know. You know, it's just
it's just really right there. Most people don't want to
think about that. Most people kind of laugh at you
if you do.
Speaker 5 (04:53):
But I have.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
I've just been I've always been that way.
Speaker 5 (04:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
I think if I had the money, I would be
a doomsday prepper. I would have the anker, I would
have the whole thing. That's just me. I like to be.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Prepared, Yeah, exactly. I don't know about going underground, but
I do understand being prepared and ye kind of looking
out absolutely.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
By the way, congrats on the third season of Yellowstone.
It's new episodes are coming out later this month, is
that right.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Yeah, it's coming out on Father's Day, the twenty first,
and I think the rest is coming out on nineteenth,
which is a Friday, So Father's Day Sunday, the series
comes out in and on Friday the record drops.
Speaker 6 (05:33):
It's such a great show. You gotta have a blast
film in that thing.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Yeah, it's listen, there's a lot of movies, you know. Listen,
I'm you know, I've done courtroom dramas and it's just
not as fun. Yeah, you've done you know, there's a
kind of movie you do. But being able to kind
of dress up, see the horses, you know, everybody in
the morning, it's what you might imagine. It is more
fun period.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Well, mister Constner, it's been a huge pleasure. You can
check out Yellowstone on the Paramount Network. And next time
you're in Dallas. Uh, you know post COVID you can
teach Clark some baseball moves.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
I'll do it.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
I promise, I promise I won't shake you off when
I've got a two hit.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Shut out going into the seventh don't you.
Speaker 6 (06:17):
Thank you?
Speaker 5 (06:18):
Kevin?
Speaker 2 (06:18):
I appreciate it.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
Oh bye.
Speaker 6 (06:21):
Twenty one.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
One of the most famous people in the world came
into our restaurant yesterday.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
All right, let's guess.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
Yeah, do they live here, Dolly Parton, Matthew McConaughey, No,
damn are they guys?
Speaker 6 (06:40):
Okay? Movies?
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Yeah? Singer, actor, movie star?
Speaker 7 (06:44):
No, Alex Jones, what Alex Jones?
Speaker 2 (06:49):
No?
Speaker 8 (06:50):
Football?
Speaker 6 (06:51):
Yes?
Speaker 8 (06:52):
What's his name?
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Troy Aikman?
Speaker 6 (06:54):
No, one of the coaches? Right?
Speaker 4 (06:57):
No lingerie football or I'll tell you right, now he's
not a Dallas cowboy.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Oh, I don't know anybody.
Speaker 6 (07:04):
Else I already said, Justin bieber Tony Romo. No, okay,
you guys are not sports people, Okay, said I don't know.
Speaker 5 (07:15):
Now.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
I love how he sets it up like it's.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
He played in the super Bowl this past super Bowl. No,
but you set it up like it's really one of
the most.
Speaker 8 (07:26):
Famous person it is. Yes, No, he is. It's so
I came back to life, no.
Speaker 6 (07:34):
Ceo depo.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
I'll just tell well, that's Arthur Blank and he owns
the Falcons, so that would technically be true.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
But yeah, but he's not like the most famous person.
You know, he's on he can walk into subway. This
guy is definitely more famous. This guy is definitely more
famous than that guy.
Speaker 6 (07:50):
And I'll just.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Say it had Manning. Did somebody already say that, No,
is that a Dallas cowboy? No, but you would have
been right, Shawn Lynch. Oh, I'm liking that guess.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
But no, he currently played Okay, this man he plays for,
he played in the Super Bowl. He plays for the
the Chiefs. I'm just testing the quarterback there here he goes.
I can't think of his name. Patrick Mahomes. Yeah, Patrick Mahomes,
Pat Mahomes, who is basically this the second best quarterback,
(08:27):
best quarterback in the NFL. And he talks like Kermit
the Frog.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Oh even better. I would be best friends with them.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
He has a little bit of a Kermit with the
Frog boy, big old guy with a.
Speaker 6 (08:37):
Yeah, oh yeah, it's it's kind of.
Speaker 7 (08:43):
Do you have yeah, all right, I got a video
of this dude talking. I want to see how much
like Kermit the Froggy sounds like.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
Oh yeah, alright, go ahead, oh thank you?
Speaker 5 (08:58):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (08:58):
That that is awesome?
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Is that how he laughs?
Speaker 8 (09:03):
I thought he was just jumping in today is and
he grabbed he grabbed a camera.
Speaker 5 (09:10):
He does.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
He's very seth Rogan Hermit it is bear soon.
Speaker 8 (09:15):
I'll just say that I'm a great kind of chemistry with.
Speaker 6 (09:22):
I mean, you can't.
Speaker 8 (09:24):
The guy's open every single time he's in the right spot.
Speaker 5 (09:27):
That is, you know.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
I like him now, he's he's famous in my books.
Speaker 6 (09:38):
He's he's really good, dude.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
I got spec I was over at the Clark's restaurant yesterday,
but my team lipping out.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
At a great time.
Speaker 5 (09:54):
Clark is a good pristro to.
Speaker 6 (10:04):
We need to freak call my restaurant and God.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
And say like he left, uh, he left his sunglasses
there and just have them like looking for a pair
of sunglasses.
Speaker 9 (10:17):
Dude, that would be hilarious. After every sentence, you should
say that one you got more. I think so.
Speaker 8 (10:29):
I mean, these people are are so passionate and so.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
It sounds as like the my impression.
Speaker 5 (10:44):
I can't even do it.
Speaker 6 (10:46):
It's so good.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Oh God, that's the noise. That's the noise I make
when what I'm doing my workouts, and app I can't
I can't even do it anymore.
Speaker 6 (11:01):
That's so funny.
Speaker 5 (11:15):
To throw up.
Speaker 6 (11:22):
That is so what.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
I can't do any more.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
We need to start a show with Rohnda and Pat
Mahomes and Lois Lane.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
All Right, we gotta move on because I can. I'm
gonna throw up. You're gonna laugh so much, You're you're
gonna throw up.
Speaker 4 (11:40):
Yeah, what are we talking about?
Speaker 6 (11:46):
No.
Speaker 10 (11:48):
Twenty four, a woman from Manchester is lifted out of
the back of a dump truck by fire cruise after
investigators say she fell into a dumpster while she was
throwing away her garbage and was scooped up.
Speaker 8 (12:01):
How are you going to fall into the garbage can
by throwing, and I'm sure shows a tiny woman too,
like there's no way that.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
She could Like she falls over into the climb, hop closes,
and then she says, trapp, how do you First off,
how do you get trapped?
Speaker 5 (12:15):
I know?
Speaker 2 (12:16):
And it can't get out and drive it away?
Speaker 6 (12:20):
During trash pickup Monday on Beech Hill Drive.
Speaker 5 (12:23):
Years, I've never seen anything like this my whole career.
Speaker 10 (12:25):
Fire crew say the driver had a camera in the
back of his true, Yeah, I noticed her inside trash.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Yeah, well, they probably have the camera of the truck
just in case an old lady falls in her trash.
Can they accidentally get it in the truck.
Speaker 11 (12:41):
That dude just said he hadn't seen it in thirty
something in years.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
I mean, I can't understand why else you would have
a camera. Well, looking at the trash.
Speaker 8 (12:48):
I think there was something in the trash, like when
I probably sold into the house where I'm at. Yeah,
and I guess like certain things that shouldn't be in there,
especially like chemicals like paint. Okay, yeah, like that because
it can cause an explosion or even fire.
Speaker 6 (13:02):
I wonder I.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
People try to dump like carcasses, maybe like a road
in or something like, Oh, yeah, it's alarming because you
don't really think it's true.
Speaker 5 (13:09):
You don't think it really happens.
Speaker 10 (13:10):
Neighbors watch the rescue in disbelief as firefighters scaled the
truck and pulled her out over here.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
I like how they waited till the camera crew got
there to like lift her out out of the truck.
Can I get out now?
Speaker 5 (13:24):
No?
Speaker 2 (13:24):
No, we got to get a shot of.
Speaker 10 (13:26):
This rescue in disbelief as firefighters scaled the truck in
pull how much she's not that small?
Speaker 6 (13:30):
How did you fall into a true rout?
Speaker 11 (13:33):
It came pick AWA's up over here and he is
screaming and stuff like that.
Speaker 5 (13:38):
So we thought, you know, something very really bad was
out there happening. Yeah, definitely.
Speaker 6 (13:42):
Never nothing but raccoons, maybe little critters in there, and
they're not all spooky, but never a person in there.
Speaker 10 (13:48):
According to the battalion, she Bob Bodette, that woman lives
in the neighborhood.
Speaker 6 (13:52):
They don't know how long she'd been in the dumpster,
but he said, oh, she.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Was in a dumpster. Okay, you'd think it was like
a like a Dallas trash can that they give you.
They put in the whole the whttle alleyways.
Speaker 6 (14:04):
So she was living like Oscar of the Grouse.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
I think she was probably, you know, looking for food
or something in there.
Speaker 8 (14:09):
I think she was pulling like Oscar of the Grouse.
What the hell do you think he eat?
Speaker 3 (14:13):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (14:13):
I think he gets the pity you know, people buying
meals they feel sorry for him.
Speaker 4 (14:17):
Well, yeah, you know, I mean that he has like,
get out of here scream. He's probably like, hey, hey,
are you going to finish that?
Speaker 2 (14:22):
Yeah, hey, let me have that sub and they give
it to him and he's like scraam.
Speaker 6 (14:27):
I think she was.
Speaker 8 (14:29):
Joe looking for shoes the resale. How else can she
fall in there?
Speaker 2 (14:34):
But even if you fall in, it's not that big,
you can get out, you.
Speaker 6 (14:38):
Know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (14:39):
Did she get injured or was she living in it?
Speaker 6 (14:41):
Oh? She sure as hell didn't climb out. That's all right.
She was air lifted out.
Speaker 10 (14:45):
She's very lucky that that driver noticed she was in there.
Speaker 5 (14:49):
I talked to the driver. He seemed to be okay,
it's not the first time. This just happened to him.
Speaker 11 (14:53):
Excuse me, He said he hadn't seen it in thirty something.
Speaker 6 (14:58):
Well, that's the the driver. Okay, we have two drivers.
Speaker 4 (15:02):
One hasn't seen it, the ones like the chief or whatever,
the boss and I don't think they talked to the
driver seen that.
Speaker 11 (15:08):
But this, this guy that drives for him, has done
it twice.
Speaker 6 (15:12):
I've seen this before a boss.
Speaker 5 (15:14):
I talked to the driver. He seemed to be okay.
It's not the first time. This just happened to him.
Speaker 6 (15:18):
He seems to be okay.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
That's why they put a gome or listen, you're gonna
have to have a camera in the backyard.
Speaker 11 (15:23):
They're gonna keep trying to make sense.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Yeah, if you're gonna keep picking people up and put
them in your r in your compressor, we're gonna have the.
Speaker 5 (15:30):
Moo or a year.
Speaker 6 (15:31):
Yeah, one for the books. It's one for the books.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
He's done it before.
Speaker 6 (15:37):
Twenty two.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
So I went and made a reservation at a restaurant
a few weeks ago. And I usually don't make a
reservation because it's usually just me when I go there,
and if they don't have any tables, you see, I
can I can usually find a place, you know where
they can serve me. And I'm never in a hurry.
I can wait twenty thirty minutes not a big deal.
But in this case, it was for a girl. It
was a date and it was her birthday, and so
I didn't want to take any chances.
Speaker 11 (16:00):
Uh you know, I forgot to ask you how that went.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
It's fine, yeah, but uh yeah, the great time. It
was a whole evening, went from that place to other places.
I took a whole like uptown.
Speaker 6 (16:12):
Traffic when it came to work.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Yeah, she had the fish, I had the yeah, YadA,
But no, it's fine. I had a great night.
Speaker 6 (16:20):
Are the kids soon?
Speaker 2 (16:22):
And but I didn't want to take any chances like
showing up there and all of a sudden they're like, hey,
this corporation running out the whole restaurant, you know whatever.
So I went ahead and made a reservation online. Five
minutes later, the restaurant calls, h yes, I'm so and
so with the restaurant. Just want to make sure I
saw that you made a reservation. Just want to make
(16:42):
sure that you were coming in tomorrow night at seven o'clock.
Speaker 6 (16:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
That My blood pressure just went, like, why in the
world would I make a reservation online if you're just
gonna call me. I made a reservation online, so you
don't call me and they don't have to talk to nobody.
Speaker 6 (16:57):
You make it for you made it for the next day,
next day. Yeah, not like their weeks in advance.
Speaker 4 (17:01):
Right right, But they're gonna do They all those hosts
what it was Tuesday night?
Speaker 6 (17:05):
Can I ask you? Can I ask you? It's nice?
Speaker 5 (17:11):
Nice?
Speaker 6 (17:11):
Yeah? Five star by sorry? Okay? Yeah, dude.
Speaker 4 (17:14):
They those hosts that work work for that place. That's
their that's their guide. They're told to do that. You
probably got some new hostess that maybe work there, and
she was just like, uh, yeah, I got to make
the call. Probably an older one or someone that I
would recognize, would recognize that that was made yesterday. But dude,
restaurants right now are so especially at nice restaurants, where
(17:36):
they think that like two people coming and sitting down,
Are you thinking like three hundred dollars for dinner?
Speaker 5 (17:41):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (17:41):
I think it was more than that. Okay, So that's
true people, That's why I just called.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
That's why they called because if you're if you're gonna
spend that kind of money for those two seats and
you don't show up, these these restaurants are running on
such thin margins before and now there it's even thinner,
and so they're gonna make sure. They want to make
sure that you're coming in because they are fighting for
survival right now, even the nice restaurants. Yeah, so, I mean, yeah,
(18:09):
it's annoying. But I didn't call back because I said
I'm gonna show up.
Speaker 6 (18:13):
Showed up.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
I'm gonna show so I hear what happened. I first off,
I'm walking up to the restaurant, right, and there's two
girls outside. My girl hadn't showed up yet. There's two
girls outside looking around on the ground. I'm walking up
and I'm like, what's going on over here?
Speaker 5 (18:27):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (18:27):
She'd looking for an earring? She dropped it. I said, oh, okay,
hell I got I'm a couple of minutes earlier from
my reservation, and the heck, I don't even know if
I'm getting in. I didn't call back, so I look
around for a total of ten seconds on the ground.
I said, well, I can't see anything. That's the luck,
and I go back inside.
Speaker 6 (18:44):
Gentlemen.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Yeah, I get into the restaurant, and of course, I'm like,
I don't know if I have a reservation or not.
But I look around. There's nobody in the restaurant. Yeah, now,
one person's in there, so we don't even I cancel
the reservation because we end up sitting at the bar.
You know, I just think it's so ridiculous. So I'm
gonna try this new phone I got here. Hang on,
You're gonna be the rest stauant calling me.
Speaker 6 (19:01):
Okay, right, okay, So you.
Speaker 4 (19:04):
All kinds of pieces today coming in, like the audio
version of Carrot Top.
Speaker 6 (19:10):
Yeah. Yeah, I'm a little creative bringing.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
Every Yeah, I think you missed the missing the point
there all right? Oh you mean oh you mean the
uh because I'm so buff?
Speaker 4 (19:20):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. All right, So you're calling me,
you're the restaurant you're calling. Excuse me, Ma, I please
speak the mister Michaels of all Jesus? Is this the
Michaels of all of my dim'?
Speaker 6 (19:33):
Now?
Speaker 5 (19:33):
Yes? You probably sell me on Judge Steve Harvey, you
know what?
Speaker 6 (19:37):
Yeah yeah, yeah, man sounds by the way. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Also, I've always wanted a stunt phone and all these
effects machines that we have here, don't give me that. Yeah,
that true sound.
Speaker 6 (19:48):
Sounds sounds pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
I had to pay one hundred dollars from some guy
on Etsy for this.
Speaker 4 (19:52):
It's a red phone too. Yeah, yeah, like he's talking
about Yeah, that's exactly why I got it. He's talking
to Norad.
Speaker 2 (19:58):
Right, I could have got the FI phone, but this
was the red one was hiding bucks all right.
Speaker 6 (20:03):
Uh yeah, so uh, mister Michael.
Speaker 5 (20:05):
Why did you see my episode? Oh?
Speaker 4 (20:06):
Yeah, yeah, that's right. All right, Sorry there for a second.
Speaker 12 (20:10):
Yeah, I just want to make sure. Yeah, I'm the
same okay, the same uh, the same guy as what
you saw on TV. And you know I made a
reservation of this fancy restaurant.
Speaker 6 (20:18):
And you're coming here to spend all your money.
Speaker 5 (20:20):
Yeah, that's why I made a reservation yesterday. Yes, so
why are you calling me again?
Speaker 6 (20:23):
I'm just trying to We just want to make sure
that you're arm for your reservation.
Speaker 5 (20:26):
Well, yeah, that's why I made the reservation. Yeah, I
wasn't gonna come in. I wouldn't have made the reservation.
Speaker 4 (20:30):
Understandab Lisa. Understanding Lisa. It's just a part of our protocol.
Speaker 12 (20:32):
And I made the reservation online so they wouldn't have
to talk to you. But now I'm still talking to you. Anyway,
get out of here. But sorry, that was a.
Speaker 6 (20:41):
Fly I'll say this.
Speaker 4 (20:43):
If that was the way that you talked to the hostess,
I hope they would have canceled your resume. They would
have been like on a Tuesday and be like, no,
this mother coming in. Yeah, we'll pick you up, sir.
So what should he have done? Then just call? We'll
just answer the phone.
Speaker 8 (20:59):
Why but he's not the I mean he's at the
call anyway, So just why even I mean to the trouble.
Speaker 6 (21:03):
Look, look, here's here's my thing. You do it. You
do it, you want to, but they're gonna call.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
But if they call, like I get it, I get it.
But what if I didn't answer, which I didn't. I mean,
my reservation was still there.
Speaker 4 (21:12):
So it was the just do the deal where you
show up to the restaurant and then they're like, oh
you know how my reservation? Cool?
Speaker 6 (21:17):
Can I just sit at the bar? Dude? Right now?
Speaker 4 (21:19):
Nobody's going to turn away business in an empty restaurant on
a Tuesday, right did the servers right now? They'll take
your table, especially at a place like that. That's this
is not like Chili's where like two people not coming
in Chili's miss out, misses out on forty bucks.
Speaker 6 (21:33):
If they're open.
Speaker 7 (21:34):
We did finally make the Chilis though, and it was
only the bar area that was open, and uh they
had one person behind the bar, one person on the floor,
and then whoever was in the kitchen.
Speaker 6 (21:44):
That was it. Yeah, what time was that? What Chilis?
Speaker 5 (21:47):
Was that?
Speaker 2 (21:47):
Going up the street, down the street. What Yeah, we
haven't been there since before COVID. We went there a
few weeks. We tried a couple of times. The doors
were closed.
Speaker 8 (21:55):
That's crazy.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
I even call them make a reservation.
Speaker 8 (21:57):
Yeah, did it online or was like nobody calls you Chili, sir,
this is Chili.
Speaker 12 (22:05):
Yes, that's why I'm making a reservation. You guys pack
out more than those five star run Like.
Speaker 7 (22:09):
That's what's crazy is we were right across the street
at a place that's not very good, and uh it
was packed.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
I wish I had I forgot what Mike I was on.
I wish I had like the base of the phone
so I can do like the angry hang up Yeah
yeah base.
Speaker 4 (22:29):
No, it's literally just a straight You just have to
make sure it rings whenever you slam yea.
Speaker 8 (22:35):
Yeah, well Joe can go to the dumpster diving he does, Yeah,
get a base for the phone.
Speaker 2 (22:40):
Yeah, Cosmo Joe, if you find one in a dumpster,
will you Uh.
Speaker 6 (22:45):
Just for the record, I haven't dumpster dive, but I
think he's calling Goodwill dump Yeah.
Speaker 8 (22:53):
Oh yeah, that's how I registered in my mind the
thrift store as a dumpster.
Speaker 6 (22:56):
Well, I was gonna say I have dumpster dive, but
I was recently. I wasn't in the right frame of mind.
I was in a whole there's space and time.
Speaker 4 (23:03):
It's not really dumpster diving. If you're passed out in
the dumpster and throwing here, you just take that home.
That's not dumpster diving.
Speaker 6 (23:09):
But what were you looking for?
Speaker 5 (23:10):
Man?
Speaker 12 (23:11):
I can't believe that you called me after I made
a reservation on your webpon, Why do you have the
reservation on your website?
Speaker 5 (23:16):
You know what, I'm not coming to your restaurant. Goodbye?
Speaker 6 (23:19):
Is there a time? Was up with that guy?
Speaker 2 (23:22):
It's not the same effect did you have? First off,
I'll call you yeah, yeah, there was no there was
a warning. First off, if a guy hung up on
you while you're on the phone, you're like, this guy's
an old guy who's got a phone with a base
on it.
Speaker 4 (23:35):
Well, I think I think also now I forget which
app it is where you make your reservation, like up
until they'll I think some of them will send a
text confirmation.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
Yeah, I got one all yeah, and a phone call.
Speaker 6 (23:48):
Yeah, dude, they're just that's over.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Last week. I got a whole letter, handwritten letter.
Speaker 6 (23:54):
I just want to make sure you.
Speaker 8 (23:55):
Carry your pictures, CEO of the company.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
What are you gonna come by my house to see
if I'm coming by your restaurant. Yes, I made a reservation.
I'm going to be there.
Speaker 6 (24:02):
They may be download WhatsApp.
Speaker 2 (24:05):
I need you to speak to the manager before you
actually come in, just to make sure you're coming in.
Speaker 6 (24:09):
I'm telling you that that that whole business.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
I mean that five star restaurants, Like, that's how I
how I pleasure myself. That's my that's how you treat myself.
Maybe I should say that, I'll say that I've never
had that happen, for of course, I don't make reservation
if they ever asked you to put down a credit card,
But never had that happen.
Speaker 6 (24:28):
That happens a lot in New York, it happens a
lot in other major cities, and.
Speaker 8 (24:31):
So they charge you a cancelation fee. If you don't
show up.
Speaker 6 (24:33):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, for certain. Yeah, they're guaranteeing that they're
going to make that money.
Speaker 9 (24:41):
Yeah, I mean you're basically paying somebody's you know, a
server's time.
Speaker 6 (24:45):
I've worked at.
Speaker 4 (24:45):
Places where if the people come in, they get sticker
shocked and they order around the drinks sticker shock, you know.
Speaker 6 (24:51):
They get a little sticker and they get shocked by it.
Speaker 4 (24:52):
Like they bring it like, they order around the shock,
and then they start looking over the menu and they're like,
holy honey, the the tuna is thirty eight dollars and
they're like, no, I don't want it.
Speaker 6 (25:02):
We don't want to eat here.
Speaker 4 (25:03):
And that they'll they'll basically come up to you if
you've been there for at least thirty minutes and haven't ordered,
you'd be like, oh, sorry, are you all going to order?
And they'll be like no, And I'm like, well, do
you mind if we move you to the bar.
Speaker 6 (25:13):
We'll buy you around. Usually we'll buy them around.
Speaker 4 (25:15):
But yeah, because that makes sense because that is a
month table. It is primary estate. I mean, this this
industry is not in good shape. They just want to
make sure go into recession. They just want to make
sure that they're getting their money.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
Yeah that makes sense.
Speaker 5 (25:30):
Yeah, I really love that. I could just do this
like I'm clearing dust from the receiver.
Speaker 4 (25:35):
Well like you're like you're talking this from an airplane
or two over.
Speaker 5 (25:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (25:41):
Yeah, but hang up where like they never can get
it on the hook it is, yeah, yeah, and then
you can hear them talking.
Speaker 6 (25:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
I just I just hung up on Yeah, I just
hung up on them.
Speaker 6 (25:55):
I love this thing. I'm hanging up on you.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
That's the best one hundred dollars I've ever spent. Well,
I don't know, Harvey was about it's a that's two
hundred dollars I ever spent this week.
Speaker 6 (26:03):
And to drape the phone around.
Speaker 2 (26:06):
Yeah, I just I just really no.
Speaker 4 (26:09):
It's annoying to have like two phone calls and check
ups and text messages email.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
And then on top of that, I got my number.
Now they're sending me like, hey, get to we're doing
that ladies night Tuesday, not this place.
Speaker 6 (26:21):
You know.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
That's that's the reason why I have to get like
a new email every other three years. Yeah, but now
I give my phone number. I hate text messages from
businesses like unless I really really love like retro Kit,
I give them my phone number so they can send
me uh texts and sales and stuff like that. Anybody else.
I don't want to. I don't want to hear from you,
don't know. That's like walking in my house and being like, hey,
I gotta sell I don't know you get out of
my house anyway.
Speaker 8 (26:44):
That they'll sell your phone number to other people need
your random messages and random like group message text for
like random.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Yeah, just buck them.
Speaker 6 (26:55):
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