June 3, 2025 • 31 mins
Eric meets his idol, Paul Reubens (Pee-wee Herman) after waiting in line for four hours (2018)! Then, the show interviews a long-winded comedian from Last Comic Standing (2006). Plus, the show plays another round of Flick Flashback! Find out who knows their 90’s movies best (2016). Get more show at MZNOW
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
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Speaker 2 (00:16):
Eric wanted to go to see pee Wee Herman. That's
his idol, that's his comedic idol. He loves pee Wee Herman.
And so we get there at eleven forty five in
the morning and we decided let's knock out these interviews
right away. We're getting Gayton's autograph because we want to
put in the wall in the studio here. And Gayton's
line was literally across the hall from Pee Wee's Playhouse
(00:39):
line pee Wee's line, and so we're like, this is great,
let's knock out Paul Rubins and then we'll just kids
jump across here and go to Gayton's and then we can.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
We have the rest of the day.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
And at the time we went to Paul Rubens line,
it was shorter than Gayton's, right, We're like, maybe pee
Wee's just niers out, Yeah, yeah, real quick, We'll go
across through hearing at Gayton's.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Is Paul on Instagram? Uh no, pee Wee Herman is?
So did p Wee Herman show up looking like people like, yeah,
is p we Herman just by default.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Okay, let me put this in perspective. Pee Wee Herman
his Instagram profile has one hundred and forty three thousand
likes or followers whatever it is right.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Now.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Gayton, on the other hand, has eight million followers because
he's on Stranger Things, a pop culture icon right now. Right, So,
we thought, let's knock out Pee Wee line. Didn't look
that bad. We jump in the pee Wee Herman line
and it's literally something out of a Pee Wee Herman movie.
It was so disorganized and we don't even know from
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the back of the line or we in the middle,
or we in the front.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
We have no clue where we're at. Was the talking
chair there? Now? So, like, what these do?
Speaker 4 (01:54):
You have to pay for everybody's autograph?
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:57):
So you the convention ticket gets you in the door,
and then you can you can buy stuff from like
toy vendors or comic book vendors or whatever. And then
if you want somebody's autograph or a photo, you have
to pay for that.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Yeah, the free if you just want to see.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Hey, you know, you have to buy something, so at
least to say hi to them. So, depending on who
the cebrity is, and how their fan base is. You
can pay between forty bucks to obviously two hundred and
fifty shoes.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Yeah, I get it.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
So to get an autograph from them, and then to
get a picture with them a photo op. Some of
them do it as their actual booth, but there's a
separate opportunity you can do a professional photo with them,
which could be one hundred bucks to whatever. Yeah, matter
of dollars.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
So we're in line for Pee Wee Herman and it's
just so disorganized and it doesn't move. We're in there
for like ten to fifteen minutes at the point and
moved once. Yeah, And they're like, oh, there's no uh,
there's nobody there. Just tell us how to no direction,
no direction, nobody's there. It's a whole mess. The people
organize a line, we kind of make some logic out
of this mess. And then this lady that's tenant automatic
(03:00):
like two attendants to show up all of a sudden
midway through this. We've already been there for like forty
five minutes at this point. Yeah, and they reorganized the
line like we got to fix this now. I don't
blame them because it was a mess to begin with.
They were just trying to fix the mess, but they
don't know what they're doing. There were women, of course,
well there was uh oh, I'm sorry, Yeah, I'm just
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trying to.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Actually, we'll get a man.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
But they didn't have to fix anything.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
All they had to do was just maybe loop around. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
It was a very easy solution, and we had already
figured it out, right, Pats, Yeah, right, So they made
us turn around, they made us do the hokey pokey basically,
and we somehow ended at the back of the line again, Eric.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Even even further, like now we were like in the middle,
in the middle, but like right.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Into three quarters of the way to Paul.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Yeah, and then so and then she comes and shoes Okay,
now you guys every over here, like I don't know
what she did, but now me and Michael were at
the very very end of the line. So we were
like what.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
And then at this point it didn't make any sense
because now there's like three sets of this line that
are all facing Paul and we're supposed to kind of
snake in.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
It was like like you know when you see us
when you go to the bank and you have those
little velvet ropes and you're gonna have to do that
little snake and thing. That's what they were trying to
do with h with tape on the ground. But the
lady set us all up to where instead of like
turning back around, you're still facing the table. It's like,
where do I go from here?
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:35):
So there's three lines facing so it's supposed to go
like you go, uh what south, and then you.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Turned and then you go back up north north right. Yeah,
I'm just.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
A picture of Compass Adrea. It's like a north south
east west.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Yeah, I know that.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Okay, what does that mean? Watermelon north east? Oh they
never heard of it. I thought of sour patch kids.
Speaker 5 (05:05):
Yeah, look at that.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
So she just has facing south and is like, okay,
from here, was supposed to turn left right, but if
you turn left, they're going left too, And it's not like,
well where do we go?
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Like, there's nowhere to go. There's nowhere to go at
this point.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
And then she comes back she's like wait, wait, wait, wait,
all right, now I need you guys have turned back around,
and then then we're at the back of the line again.
And then finally Eric and then the girl that's standing
behind us, who by the way, they were the greatest
people in this line, right. We had a great time.
It's like we became family in this line. The lady
behind us looked like Melissa McCarthy, like like a like,
and yeah, she's so funny.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
She was great.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Yeah, so we're staying there. She's like, no, wait a minute,
this isn't working out. Then Eric steps in his gay side,
comes out, excuse me, ma'am. Yeah, this isn't working out
like some So they're all complaining and meanwhile, I'm just
like you you tell me where to stand, I'll stand.
You know, I'm not I'm not trying to get like
a confrontation here.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
M hmm.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
And then they finally fixed the line, were where we
need to be, and it's the whole situation is fixed.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
No, no, no, you miss some part.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
So yeah, so she goes, Okay, she goes because everybody
turned on this way. I want to turn around the
back of the line. And then she's all like, okay,
now we're gonna fix this again. So when you guys,
I don't know what she was doing. And I said, ma'am,
and I said we were. I said I was, I said,
I said, me and him were over The next next
to the mom and son or whatever. And then what
(06:30):
do you called? I said, So, whatever you're doing right now,
I said, it's making it even worse, and we just
need to switch everybody around the opposite way so we
can all be in the correct order. And then she's no, sir,
hold on real quick, I'm trying to make sense of it.
And I'm all like, and then the two the mom
and the sun, and then the lady behind behind us, Melissa McCarthy,
look like they're like, no, he's correct, they were.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
They were.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
The moments are like, they are behind me. And then
the Messa McCarthy was like no, and they were in
front of me. And then she goes, okay, well how
about this. Everybody just get where they're supposed to be.
And then so we were and that's what we're that's
what we're doing. Why did you even lose to the
print place? And then so we get we're supposed to be,
and then she's going back to the line like looking
or whatever. And then she goes, oh you and points
at me. You aren't here at the beginning, and I'm
(07:16):
all like, uh yes, I was.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Literally everyone in front of us and behind us turns
around said he was there, like they vouched for that. Yeah,
because I was. I was ready to say no, I've
never seen this, yeah, yeah, I ride you die yea. Anyway,
(07:41):
so we finally get in this line, and this line
is moving.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
At a glacial pace.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
It's just I've never been in a line this long.
Right at this point, it's like we've been in this
line for an hour and a half. We haven't even moved.
And you look up there and Paul's talking like to
every guy or girl that comes in for five ten minutes,
signing stuff. They're telling their whole life story, and I'm like,
what is going on here? And then then he takes
(08:08):
a lunch break and they tell everyone he's gonna take
a fifteen minute lunch break, and we're like, okay, we
can do fifteen minutes. And then Paul comes down. He's
running up and down side. I'm gonna take a fifteen
minute lunch break. I'll be right back. I just gotta eat,
but take your lunch break. It's this part of the
fifteen minutes. Here's what happened. He's running around the whole line. Yeah,
(08:29):
I'm gonna take ten minutes.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
I'll be right back, Okay, take it a fifteen minutes.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Break and I'm just like, take your lunch already. I'll
bring you a sandwich. They just went down and do something.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
So then we move a little bit further and he
takes a bathroom break for another ten minutes. Now he
comes back and we're moving at a decent pace at
this point, and then we come to a complete halt again.
I look up. It's the guy from The Walking Dead,
the guy with the melted face or burnt face on
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the right side or whatever his name. He comes up
and he's like talking to Paul, probably saying, oh, I
was a big fan of Keev Herman and blah blah blah.
Paul is in the middle of signing an autograph, stops
what he's doing, turns around, talks to this guy for
five ten minutes. They took a picture, and I'm like,
who is it? Did this guy pay for a ticket?
Are you asking what's happening tomorrow on The Walking Dead?
(09:23):
He can watch it on Sunday like the rest of us.
What is happening here? I was really upset at the boy.
He was like so loud I was. I was saying,
I didn't care who was listening. At this point, I
was so upset. He's like, I don't want to be here.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
I'm having a fan and everyone everyone in line turns
and looks at him like, yeah, well then what are
you doing here?
Speaker 2 (09:39):
While they all have dolls? Yeah, like you know these
things they kept from their childhood. They're so so dear
to them. Yeah, and I'm like, who is this guy?
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Yeah? Yeah, and uh, who is this guy? Who is
this guy? And uh?
Speaker 2 (09:53):
And then I start getting people asking me if I
like Tim Burton and I'm like I don't know. I
don't know his movies and stuff like Batman. You're like,
have you ever met Tim Burton? Like, no, I've never
Why but I meet Tim Burton? I don't know Tim? No,
of course not. Well you look like Tim Burton and
I've never been told that I look like Tim Burton.
So I was wearing like a dark jacket and sunglasses.
He's like, your.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Facial structure literally, can I take a picture.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
From my girlfriend? Can I have a picture of your girlfriend?
But I said, yeah, sure, go ahead and take a picture.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
I don't care.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
So Michael said in there like asking, well, how do
you want me to stand? Like whatever is ends up
and everything.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
The guy takes a picture, just a random picture of me,
like do you want me to sound like this? And
then he shows me a picture and it looks terrible,
like a mid motion and I'm not even posing or anything,
and I'm like, all right, that'll work whatever. I'm never
gonna see this guy again. I've never I've had Al Pacino,
I've had Ray Romano, I've had one point. I told eminem,
(10:48):
I don't know why you never stretched never had Tim Burton.
And that happens at least five or since times.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
Now.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Most of that was in the line.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
For Pee Wee Herman because most people know Tim Burdon
because he did the first Pee Wee Herman movie, right, yeah,
and then it was his first feature film, right. And
so then we were just walking around shade on vendors
and this lady like, excuse me, sir, h do you
know that you look like Tim Burton? I've heard that
five times today, thank you, And then he asked her,
do you want a picture? Yeah, I'm kidding. He did it,
and I signed her boom and then I walk up
(11:25):
her boom and then the funniest thing to me, So
I had to find ways to entertain myself in the crowd. Right,
I'm looking around and I noticed that Pee Wee Herman
as he's walking up and down telling people he's gonna
take a fifteen minute lunch. He's got this guy behind
him that's his bodyguard chasing him down, like just walking.
(11:45):
He's all straight in his suit and everything just but
like you know, like you see in the movies like
The Secret Service, right, they're all straight. He's and Pee
Wee's walking up and down and the guy's walking with
him standing behind him. This guy's like twenty three, twenty four.
You know, he's a big guy. But you know, what
would his top flight security or what reason? And they're
walking up and down and I'm just started to laugh
because I'm like, out of all these people, now, Jason Momoa,
(12:08):
you know who that is?
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Right?
Speaker 4 (12:09):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Awkward?
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Next, I said, why does Paul First off, all these
celebrities here, you have Christopher Lloyd from Back to the Future.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
You have Gayton Gaydon from Stranger Things, like The Stranger Think.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Is all this stuff? Nobody has a bodyguard. Pee Wee
Herman has a bodyguard. And I'm like, who's threatening Pee
Wee Herman? And I'm like you're looking out for suspicious people.
Everyone here looks suspicious. This guy in this banana costume,
he looks a little funny, Like what's.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Going on here? Why does pee wee herman?
Speaker 2 (12:40):
And it was just so ridiculous to me that this
guy would have like, who's threatening you? Who's lunging at
pee wee Herman? And meanwhile, something does go down. Jason
Momoa is right next to you, he could just jump
right in. And Jason's bodyguard, which I understand Jason having
a bodyguard. I understand Ben Affleck had a body which
I didn't see, actually I did see a photo or
they had a security stand next to him, but I
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understand them. Those guys are kind of hot commodities in Hollywood.
Right now they die or something happens, that's a big
insurance deal. Right What does Paul do? Nothing? He doesn't
do anything. Absolutely, He's a celebrity from thirty years ago
and he still can and he has a bodyguard. Why
do you need a bodyguard? And this guy was taking
this job so seriously. He was looking up for like
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snipers and stuff, like what do you do? And then
like every time when that walking dead guy comes up,
he starts talking to him, and I'm like, watch, Eric,
he's trying to get extra work, you know, like, hey,
you need bodyguard. No, man, I'm just a sea cast
member on the Walking Dead and no one knows who
I am. Barely I have enough time to walk away
from my table and talk to you guys. I don't
need a security.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
This is an awkward day for y'all.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
All the years I've been in these conventions and stuff,
I've never seen anybody like por Hermann status have a bodyguard.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
But did y'all get y'all's photo? Four hours later, we
make it to the front of the line. Four hours.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Yes, I've never in my life stood in a line
that long and I and I never will again.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Sor right, I won't either.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
And I told people that were waiting the line behind us,
I'm like, I said, I'm gonna tell you something right now.
It's not worth it, and go do something else, run
while you can, because we have wasted half our day
literally here. Yeah, And then we realized once we got
up there, and and Eric, you know, he's a little starstruck,
and at that time we're exhausted.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Well, because well, I'll see you guys later.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
But yeah, yeah, so here, So we're not gonna play
the full audio. Eric had was miked up during this
whole thing. We're not gonna play the full audio because
he's going to play that on the Fruit Roll over
with Eric Starr. We're gonna play a portion or two
and I'm just gonna explain my point of view to this,
and then Eric's gonna actually break down the audio on
his show. But uh, Eric's a little worn out, he's tired,
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and he has all these questions. But at that point,
by the time we get there, he didn't even have
enough energy to really talk to this guy, and we
just want to get it home. So he's talking to
Paul and the middle of so we've waited all this time,
he's talking to Paul. Paul stops and talks to a
guy in line.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Wat what's in there? What is that?
Speaker 6 (15:11):
What?
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Thank you? Though he didn't offer him to me, but
thank you?
Speaker 2 (15:21):
No thank So this is Eric's time. Eric's waited four
hours to half this time, and this guy interrupts his
time and talks to the guy in line, who, by
the way, has only been in line for maybe thirty minutes,
and he's asking what he's eating and then talking about snacks.
This guy's so add and all over the place, and
I'm just like, this is why everything's taken ten minutes
(15:43):
to get through every person. I was so frustrated, but
I did want to make a comment about the bodyguard,
so at one point I got my chance. Because I
didn't talk to this guy. I was so frustrating over him.
I gottadn't care. I'm never watching anything about Pee Wee
Herman Again. We're leaving and he's like, this is your friend.
Speaker 6 (16:00):
Were waiting and your friend.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
I'm like, yeah, yes, nice to meet you. Here's side kicked. Yeah,
I'm the bodyguard.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
I said, I'm the bodyguard, and he mostly towards He's like,
oh well, he was can't be back here, and I'm
like I know, I've been taking pointers from him, and
then the bodyguard kind of laughs and then was like
get me.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
Yeah, I'm trying to lunch short tonight.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Thank you so much. Thank you. Worse experience of my life.
Speaker 7 (16:29):
Well as the celebrity booking guest, I would like to
announce I got somebody for the show out the rust
off of last comic Standing for real.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
Yeah, seriously, what's his name? Greg? Roberts.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Is his name, Greg Roberts. He was on the show
or is he a judgement?
Speaker 7 (16:43):
Yeah, he was on the show. He applied or he
applied to like get into the show or whatever. They
had him do a little bit stand up and they
voted him off.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Wow, to the TV or what?
Speaker 7 (16:54):
No, he didn't make it. Well, yeah he made it
to the TV, but not like to the finals or whatever.
But he wasn't a guy nobody. Well, no, he's somebody
because he was on TV and like, I don't.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Know, let's talk to him. Let's talk to him.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
Let's talk to him when he supposed to call in?
Speaker 5 (17:10):
I think are we.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Supposed to call him?
Speaker 4 (17:11):
Yeah? I think we're supposed to call.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
Okay, is this this number that I have right in
front of me, Just.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Let me put it in here.
Speaker 4 (17:19):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
I hope this guy's funny, because if you've got some.
Speaker 4 (17:22):
Crappy crap, I guarantee he's funny. I promise you.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
What's this guy's name again, Greg Roberts. Right, we'll give
him a call right now. It's better be good. It
is Greg Roberts.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Hello, yeah, Greg Roberts.
Speaker 6 (17:40):
Hey, Yeah, this is Greg Roberts.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
How are you doing This is Miau from Mike Zavala Show.
Who Michaels Michael Zavala.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
You were supposed to do a radio interview with us today.
Speaker 6 (17:51):
Oh oh yeah, yeah that fell. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
How you doing?
Speaker 6 (18:00):
I'm pretty good?
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Good.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
We heard you were on Last Comic Standing. We want
to talk about that. What happened on last We heard?
You didn't even make it on the TV?
Speaker 6 (18:08):
Well, I made I kind of. I was gonna bring
some really good I had a really good material, but
I wanted to save it and I didn't bring it.
So I never did really get to to feel like
I really got my best material out there for everyone
to see, because it's some it's some really good stuff.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
So you got a good joke that you feel that
America didn't get to see. Do you think that it
would have made a big difference if if America.
Speaker 6 (18:36):
If I'd have brought out my big jokes first, I
think I think it would have been a lot different.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Probably should have played your A game first, right, right?
Speaker 4 (18:45):
So mayn't you tell us?
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Yeah, what we're gonna do? You want to hear?
Speaker 4 (18:48):
Joe?
Speaker 1 (18:49):
I guess this is why dub book.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Do you want to give you an opportunity to let
America know how funny you are.
Speaker 6 (18:56):
Well, I don't know about I don't know, guys.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
No, go ahead, I.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Mean it's gonna be funny. I think it's gonna be good.
We want to hear your joke that you think they
could have made a difference on your last comic standing thing.
Speaker 4 (19:08):
Oh all right, go ahead, we're ready for you, America
getting ready to laugh?
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Are you there? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (19:20):
Okay, we thought I thought we lost you. There, go
ahead whenever you're ready.
Speaker 6 (19:24):
Oh you want me? Oh you want me to tell
the joke?
Speaker 2 (19:28):
Right?
Speaker 6 (19:28):
Yeah. There was this this one fella and he was
going down the street and he looked over and he saw, uh,
the on the other when he was on like the
side of the road walking against the traffic, because that's
(19:50):
why you're supposed to walk in case of carsworths off,
you can see the car coming at you.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Hey, Greg, is this gonna be Is this gonna be
a long joke? Because we got to talk.
Speaker 6 (20:00):
It's real short, Okay, just take another another little little bit.
And the cars were swerven, but that's not really part
of the joke. He went over to a crosswalk and
he hit the button and he waited for the crosswalk, Uh,
(20:22):
to the hand, to the dough, all the way across
all minute.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
You probably gonna take a break, and then yeah, we
gotta Indeed it was the b and Greg gota we
gotta take.
Speaker 6 (20:38):
A break because he wanted to go in there, and.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
I'm just gonna turn him off.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
I feel bad because I want to hear his joke,
but we have to take a break. You remember that
guy that we just talked to during the break, Yeah,
he's still on the phone.
Speaker 4 (20:53):
Are you serious?
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Where to you? He's still on the phone.
Speaker 4 (20:56):
Let's hear it.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
I don't even know if I want to pick it up.
Maybe he's mad at us for hanging enough on him.
Speaker 4 (21:01):
I don't think i'd imagine.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
I mean, how long has he been on I don't
know he was How long was that last thing that
we just did? Five minutes?
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Yeah, oh my gosh, let's just turn up the volume
and see what he's doing right now?
Speaker 1 (21:13):
All right?
Speaker 6 (21:16):
And the guys over there.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Is he still telling that joke?
Speaker 5 (21:22):
He should Greg?
Speaker 6 (21:24):
Greg around?
Speaker 4 (21:25):
Greg?
Speaker 6 (21:26):
Hey, dude, and there was some chairs. I don't.
Speaker 4 (21:30):
Let's give him a little bit more longer.
Speaker 7 (21:32):
Maybe should let's maybe maybe he'll be like.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
One of those hilarious, world's longest joke right there.
Speaker 4 (21:38):
Wow, I bet it's funny. I bet it's it's funny.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
We don't have time to listen to it.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
That's probably why uh last comics Danny didn't have time
to play it, because they don't.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Have a show. Yeah, Michaels show, you just offended several
several dozen.
Speaker 6 (21:58):
Michael show walking in through the door.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
He's still talking you. But what does he say now?
I don't even know. I don't.
Speaker 4 (22:07):
Let's listen to.
Speaker 6 (22:08):
The right side of the bar where.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
He's the longest come in the same joke, bar joke.
Speaker 4 (22:17):
I'm sorry I booked this guy for the show.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
I just like going down the drain.
Speaker 6 (22:23):
My gosh, No, I mean the dog didn't the dogs
don't talk.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Wow, that's like, that's like here in dub try to
tell a joke.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
Hey day, say hey, the only Dubbs jokes aren't funny.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Careful.
Speaker 4 (22:40):
The guy's still on the phone, he is, are you serious?
Speaker 6 (22:43):
And then the one fella.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
We're gonna go and die. We're gonna just let him
finish up the joker.
Speaker 4 (22:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (22:51):
Later they looked at each other, and then the first
fellow that had come into the bar and the second
fella was the second fellow looked at him and he said,
didn't that your mama's leg? Hello, hey, hello, you got
(23:14):
you guys there. My phone must have broken. Must have
to call him back and tell it again.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Twenty sixteen.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for Flick Flashback with your
host part Stall.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
And this time well Grovers.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
Here this episode of flashback or Flick Flashback our nineties movies.
All yay, so you got a better get reade.
Speaker 5 (23:49):
Everybody throw your feet up.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
So there's different categories.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
You have a mixture of Bobby, what's going on here?
Speaker 2 (23:59):
Bobby? He loved the Sesame Street reference. I just he's
over to got it?
Speaker 1 (24:06):
I heard you, Yeah, I heard you actually started but yeah, okay, alright.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
So I have a mixture of romantic comedy or just comedy. Also, okay,
I did throw on like a horror flake, a horror flag,
horror horror knives. No, that's ultimately wrong. Okay, that's not
in there. Was that in the nineties, I don't think.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
So, yeah, it was just a couple of years ago. Okay,
So yeah you can you can go ahead and play.
All right, here's clip. So say your say your name.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
Okay, say your name if you know it? Yeah, Clip
number one, I.
Speaker 4 (24:40):
Got money to spend in here.
Speaker 5 (24:41):
Oh my god, pretty woman, that is so funny.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Oh sorry, that's correct. Yay, my buttons aren't correctly. It
says game and game. That's my my bell. All right,
here's clip number two.
Speaker 5 (24:58):
Then why didn't you just give us t Oh my god,
I got it?
Speaker 1 (25:01):
What is it?
Speaker 4 (25:04):
What was it?
Speaker 1 (25:05):
I don't even know what was it? Romy and Michelle's
high school reunion clip again?
Speaker 5 (25:10):
I just live. You don't have anything like that. Well,
then why don't you just give us two burgers and fries?
Speaker 1 (25:16):
And yeah, I've never coach.
Speaker 5 (25:22):
Oh my god, that's our homework. You have to go
watch romiy Michell's high.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
School said, need to go home and watch a bunch
of Do you know it?
Speaker 2 (25:28):
No?
Speaker 1 (25:28):
I didn't know it? Really? Have you seen the movie?
One of them? Sorry? Yeah, I'm lost so far. All right,
here's clip number three.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
Why do you want to know my name?
Speaker 7 (25:38):
I don't want to know who I'm looking at?
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Bobby? Bobby scream?
Speaker 2 (25:43):
All right, Chris has two Bobby has one close tie?
I know or it could be a close time. It's
a possible tie.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Let's getting very tight in here, so tight. It's a
tight race, so tight. Clip number four. Oh, Michael, what
that's it?
Speaker 3 (26:05):
Grandma says, Hi, what's about fifty different people?
Speaker 1 (26:12):
That movie where the kids? He's dead people?
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Oh, Bobby, no, Bobby, but did should I get it?
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Bobby? Hold on?
Speaker 5 (26:20):
Hold on? He's the officiator? YEA three? Two, one?
Speaker 1 (26:25):
Yes or no? Well you know it or not?
Speaker 2 (26:27):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Six cents?
Speaker 5 (26:28):
All right about that's a.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Long count down? Three and I have never seen that movie.
You've never seen it.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
I've never seen ever seen it either, But I just
I just figured it out. I'm a detective like that,
all right. Uh Bobby one, Michael one, Chris two.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
I have to imagine that she's incredibly light, she's.
Speaker 3 (26:46):
Made out of it.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Oh my god, Chris, Chris the crafty. Oh my god, wow,
Chris is winning Like.
Speaker 5 (26:53):
Oh my god, that's us familiar.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
I've seen it before. I've just never seen it.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
Don't remember, I have so far ever seen any of
these movies to watch a pretty woman. Never seen pretty Well,
I've seen parts of it, I've never seen a whole woman.
I was watching cartoons during.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
This, watching full house.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
Yeah, all right, here's clip number six shows.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
A seven thirty parking can be a problem. Meet me
there at seven. I've got none of this. Hey, do
you want to maybe go have some dinner before? No,
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
I've got nothing, Chris.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
That was the best part. The ending can be a problem.
Speaker 5 (27:37):
Oh my god, wait wait, I have it?
Speaker 1 (27:39):
What is it?
Speaker 5 (27:41):
She's all that?
Speaker 1 (27:41):
Yes, but the last the last part would have gave
it away. But you guys didn't hear it, so.
Speaker 5 (27:47):
I was like, I don't remember these lines, but that
voice sounds familiar.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
She use all that. Wasn't that a TV show too
with the Man of Bonds? No, no, no, that was
that was all that?
Speaker 7 (27:55):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (27:55):
All that? Yeah, that was all that.
Speaker 5 (27:56):
She's all that was with Freddy Prince Junior.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Yes, but the that's part would have gave it away.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
The very ending of the clip, which is at work
and then him she goes back because because is waiting
for her to come back, and then I'm sorry, sir,
what's what's your order? And he decided which order was?
He goes, yes, super size my balls please, because like
a meat like a meatball sub sandwich place.
Speaker 5 (28:18):
I had the biggest crush Freddy Prince Junior never.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
Seen this either. Okay, here's clip number seven.
Speaker 4 (28:27):
I love, I Kill Kill.
Speaker 5 (28:33):
I got it? Chris Sawbreaker.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Yeah, I've never seen these either. You seen this other one?
I think after this one. I think it is include
a little. You know, I don't watch flex. I don't
know what action. These were popular movies.
Speaker 5 (28:50):
I want to watch them. You made me want to.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
Watch these are popular movies. Where are we all been?
I was watching watching you know, Bobby was already old enough.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
He watch the twenty twenty and time was watching the
News Day Live Barbara Walters.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
I guess you didn't tell me had pornos in here? Well? Wait,
it's a suspenseful scene. Are you sure? All here is
heavy breathing? What do you mean?
Speaker 6 (29:27):
No?
Speaker 1 (29:27):
I won't Chris, Chris Titanic. I've never seen Titanic. Have
you seen the movie where? I've seen the beginning. I've
seen the first hour of it.
Speaker 5 (29:38):
God, were you in the nineties.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
I don't know what's going on here? Not watching Titanic?
Speaker 2 (29:44):
I would have to all right, we don't even need
this last club. But Chris has already won. You know,
Well you don't know, Actually, what do you mean?
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Well? This is number nine?
Speaker 3 (29:53):
Yeah, Well, let's see let's let's see if we at
least know it.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Yeah, we'll be.
Speaker 3 (29:59):
Worth ten points, all right, him. If Chris has seen it,
I'll be very surprised.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
Okay, so you're a freshman, right, yeah, oh days confused
mink as well? Yeah, yeah, never seen it either. I
haven't seen you have seen it?
Speaker 6 (30:13):
There?
Speaker 1 (30:13):
Do you know what I meant?
Speaker 2 (30:14):
All right? All right, but I would have said to
TV something about high school girls stay in the same
as play it?
Speaker 1 (30:21):
All right?
Speaker 5 (30:21):
All right?
Speaker 1 (30:22):
That is that the clip? Yeah, I'm still telling me, man,
how's the shoes? Crop of freshman chickslick?
Speaker 4 (30:27):
Would you gonna end up in jail sometime soon? I
know that fact?
Speaker 1 (30:31):
No, man, tell you that's what I love about these
high school girls.
Speaker 6 (30:36):
Man, I get older the.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
Same as that's before you had the teeth whistle. Really yeah,
that gets a teeth whist teeth probably ven ears or something.
I don't know, but thank you. I will be crown
the winner.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
I will be uh you re evaluating this uh black
class back? Yeah? No, no, I thought it was good.
I just I did. I really have not seen a
lot of very popular movies. I really have.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
I haven't either. I don't do I don't watch chick Flix.
I don't watch a lot of history. I watch stuff
that no one has seen. Oh please, Yeah, I watched
a lot of horror, like right now watching I'm watching
Damages on Netflix.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Was a great show, but hardly anybody's seen.
Speaker 4 (31:17):
It, I think.
Speaker 3 (31:17):
And it's right because Chris never watches TV shows just
like RuPaul's Drag Race.
Speaker 5 (31:21):
Yeah that, or like Discovery Channel, Animal Animal Planet, like
I'm always trying to learn something.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
This is the best of m Z
This is the best of m Z here playing the
greatest moments in history since two six two eighteen.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Eric wanted to go to see pee Wee Herman. That's
his idol, that's his comedic idol. He loves pee Wee Herman.
And so we get there at eleven forty five in
the morning and we decided let's knock out these interviews
right away. We're getting Gayton's autograph because we want to
put in the wall in the studio here. And Gayton's
line was literally across the hall from Pee Wee's Playhouse
(00:39):
line pee Wee's line, and so we're like, this is great,
let's knock out Paul Rubins and then we'll just kids
jump across here and go to Gayton's and then we can.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
We have the rest of the day.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
And at the time we went to Paul Rubens line,
it was shorter than Gayton's, right, We're like, maybe pee
Wee's just niers out, Yeah, yeah, real quick, We'll go
across through hearing at Gayton's.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Is Paul on Instagram? Uh no, pee Wee Herman is?
So did p Wee Herman show up looking like people like, yeah,
is p we Herman just by default.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Okay, let me put this in perspective. Pee Wee Herman
his Instagram profile has one hundred and forty three thousand
likes or followers whatever it is right.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Now.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Gayton, on the other hand, has eight million followers because
he's on Stranger Things, a pop culture icon right now. Right, So,
we thought, let's knock out Pee Wee line. Didn't look
that bad. We jump in the pee Wee Herman line
and it's literally something out of a Pee Wee Herman movie.
It was so disorganized and we don't even know from
(01:48):
the back of the line or we in the middle,
or we in the front.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
We have no clue where we're at. Was the talking
chair there? Now? So, like, what these do?
Speaker 4 (01:54):
You have to pay for everybody's autograph?
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:57):
So you the convention ticket gets you in the door,
and then you can you can buy stuff from like
toy vendors or comic book vendors or whatever. And then
if you want somebody's autograph or a photo, you have
to pay for that.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Yeah, the free if you just want to see.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Hey, you know, you have to buy something, so at
least to say hi to them. So, depending on who
the cebrity is, and how their fan base is. You
can pay between forty bucks to obviously two hundred and
fifty shoes.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Yeah, I get it.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
So to get an autograph from them, and then to
get a picture with them a photo op. Some of
them do it as their actual booth, but there's a
separate opportunity you can do a professional photo with them,
which could be one hundred bucks to whatever. Yeah, matter
of dollars.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
So we're in line for Pee Wee Herman and it's
just so disorganized and it doesn't move. We're in there
for like ten to fifteen minutes at the point and
moved once. Yeah, And they're like, oh, there's no uh,
there's nobody there. Just tell us how to no direction,
no direction, nobody's there. It's a whole mess. The people
organize a line, we kind of make some logic out
of this mess. And then this lady that's tenant automatic
(03:00):
like two attendants to show up all of a sudden
midway through this. We've already been there for like forty
five minutes at this point. Yeah, and they reorganized the
line like we got to fix this now. I don't
blame them because it was a mess to begin with.
They were just trying to fix the mess, but they
don't know what they're doing. There were women, of course,
well there was uh oh, I'm sorry, Yeah, I'm just
(03:24):
trying to.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Actually, we'll get a man.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
But they didn't have to fix anything.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
All they had to do was just maybe loop around. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
It was a very easy solution, and we had already
figured it out, right, Pats, Yeah, right, So they made
us turn around, they made us do the hokey pokey basically,
and we somehow ended at the back of the line again, Eric.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Even even further, like now we were like in the middle,
in the middle, but like right.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Into three quarters of the way to Paul.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Yeah, and then so and then she comes and shoes Okay,
now you guys every over here, like I don't know
what she did, but now me and Michael were at
the very very end of the line. So we were
like what.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
And then at this point it didn't make any sense
because now there's like three sets of this line that
are all facing Paul and we're supposed to kind of
snake in.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
It was like like you know when you see us
when you go to the bank and you have those
little velvet ropes and you're gonna have to do that
little snake and thing. That's what they were trying to
do with h with tape on the ground. But the
lady set us all up to where instead of like
turning back around, you're still facing the table. It's like,
where do I go from here?
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:35):
So there's three lines facing so it's supposed to go
like you go, uh what south, and then you.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Turned and then you go back up north north right. Yeah,
I'm just.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
A picture of Compass Adrea. It's like a north south
east west.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Yeah, I know that.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Okay, what does that mean? Watermelon north east? Oh they
never heard of it. I thought of sour patch kids.
Speaker 5 (05:05):
Yeah, look at that.
Speaker 4 (05:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
So she just has facing south and is like, okay,
from here, was supposed to turn left right, but if
you turn left, they're going left too, And it's not like,
well where do we go?
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Like, there's nowhere to go. There's nowhere to go at
this point.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
And then she comes back she's like wait, wait, wait, wait,
all right, now I need you guys have turned back around,
and then then we're at the back of the line again.
And then finally Eric and then the girl that's standing
behind us, who by the way, they were the greatest
people in this line, right. We had a great time.
It's like we became family in this line. The lady
behind us looked like Melissa McCarthy, like like a like,
and yeah, she's so funny.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
She was great.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Yeah, so we're staying there. She's like, no, wait a minute,
this isn't working out. Then Eric steps in his gay side,
comes out, excuse me, ma'am. Yeah, this isn't working out
like some So they're all complaining and meanwhile, I'm just
like you you tell me where to stand, I'll stand.
You know, I'm not I'm not trying to get like
a confrontation here.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
M hmm.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
And then they finally fixed the line, were where we
need to be, and it's the whole situation is fixed.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
No, no, no, you miss some part.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
So yeah, so she goes, Okay, she goes because everybody
turned on this way. I want to turn around the
back of the line. And then she's all like, okay,
now we're gonna fix this again. So when you guys,
I don't know what she was doing. And I said, ma'am,
and I said we were. I said I was, I said,
I said, me and him were over The next next
to the mom and son or whatever. And then what
(06:30):
do you called? I said, So, whatever you're doing right now,
I said, it's making it even worse, and we just
need to switch everybody around the opposite way so we
can all be in the correct order. And then she's no, sir,
hold on real quick, I'm trying to make sense of it.
And I'm all like, and then the two the mom
and the sun, and then the lady behind behind us, Melissa McCarthy,
look like they're like, no, he's correct, they were.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
They were.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
The moments are like, they are behind me. And then
the Messa McCarthy was like no, and they were in
front of me. And then she goes, okay, well how
about this. Everybody just get where they're supposed to be.
And then so we were and that's what we're that's
what we're doing. Why did you even lose to the
print place? And then so we get we're supposed to be,
and then she's going back to the line like looking
or whatever. And then she goes, oh you and points
at me. You aren't here at the beginning, and I'm
(07:16):
all like, uh yes, I was.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Literally everyone in front of us and behind us turns
around said he was there, like they vouched for that. Yeah,
because I was. I was ready to say no, I've
never seen this, yeah, yeah, I ride you die yea. Anyway,
(07:41):
so we finally get in this line, and this line
is moving.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
At a glacial pace.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
It's just I've never been in a line this long.
Right at this point, it's like we've been in this
line for an hour and a half. We haven't even moved.
And you look up there and Paul's talking like to
every guy or girl that comes in for five ten minutes,
signing stuff. They're telling their whole life story, and I'm like,
what is going on here? And then then he takes
(08:08):
a lunch break and they tell everyone he's gonna take
a fifteen minute lunch break, and we're like, okay, we
can do fifteen minutes. And then Paul comes down. He's
running up and down side. I'm gonna take a fifteen
minute lunch break. I'll be right back. I just gotta eat,
but take your lunch break. It's this part of the
fifteen minutes. Here's what happened. He's running around the whole line. Yeah,
(08:29):
I'm gonna take ten minutes.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
I'll be right back, Okay, take it a fifteen minutes.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
Break and I'm just like, take your lunch already. I'll
bring you a sandwich. They just went down and do something.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
So then we move a little bit further and he
takes a bathroom break for another ten minutes. Now he
comes back and we're moving at a decent pace at
this point, and then we come to a complete halt again.
I look up. It's the guy from The Walking Dead,
the guy with the melted face or burnt face on
(09:02):
the right side or whatever his name. He comes up
and he's like talking to Paul, probably saying, oh, I
was a big fan of Keev Herman and blah blah blah.
Paul is in the middle of signing an autograph, stops
what he's doing, turns around, talks to this guy for
five ten minutes. They took a picture, and I'm like,
who is it? Did this guy pay for a ticket?
Are you asking what's happening tomorrow on The Walking Dead?
(09:23):
He can watch it on Sunday like the rest of us.
What is happening here? I was really upset at the boy.
He was like so loud I was. I was saying,
I didn't care who was listening. At this point, I
was so upset. He's like, I don't want to be here.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
I'm having a fan and everyone everyone in line turns
and looks at him like, yeah, well then what are
you doing here?
Speaker 2 (09:39):
While they all have dolls? Yeah, like you know these
things they kept from their childhood. They're so so dear
to them. Yeah, and I'm like, who is this guy?
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Yeah? Yeah, and uh, who is this guy? Who is
this guy? And uh?
Speaker 2 (09:53):
And then I start getting people asking me if I
like Tim Burton and I'm like I don't know. I
don't know his movies and stuff like Batman. You're like,
have you ever met Tim Burton? Like, no, I've never
Why but I meet Tim Burton? I don't know Tim? No,
of course not. Well you look like Tim Burton and
I've never been told that I look like Tim Burton.
So I was wearing like a dark jacket and sunglasses.
He's like, your.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Facial structure literally, can I take a picture.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
From my girlfriend? Can I have a picture of your girlfriend?
But I said, yeah, sure, go ahead and take a picture.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
I don't care.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
So Michael said in there like asking, well, how do
you want me to stand? Like whatever is ends up
and everything.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
The guy takes a picture, just a random picture of me,
like do you want me to sound like this? And
then he shows me a picture and it looks terrible,
like a mid motion and I'm not even posing or anything,
and I'm like, all right, that'll work whatever. I'm never
gonna see this guy again. I've never I've had Al Pacino,
I've had Ray Romano, I've had one point. I told eminem,
(10:48):
I don't know why you never stretched never had Tim Burton.
And that happens at least five or since times.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
Now.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Most of that was in the line.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
For Pee Wee Herman because most people know Tim Burdon
because he did the first Pee Wee Herman movie, right, yeah,
and then it was his first feature film, right. And
so then we were just walking around shade on vendors
and this lady like, excuse me, sir, h do you
know that you look like Tim Burton? I've heard that
five times today, thank you, And then he asked her,
do you want a picture? Yeah, I'm kidding. He did it,
and I signed her boom and then I walk up
(11:25):
her boom and then the funniest thing to me, So
I had to find ways to entertain myself in the crowd. Right,
I'm looking around and I noticed that Pee Wee Herman
as he's walking up and down telling people he's gonna
take a fifteen minute lunch. He's got this guy behind
him that's his bodyguard chasing him down, like just walking.
(11:45):
He's all straight in his suit and everything just but
like you know, like you see in the movies like
The Secret Service, right, they're all straight. He's and Pee
Wee's walking up and down and the guy's walking with
him standing behind him. This guy's like twenty three, twenty four.
You know, he's a big guy. But you know, what
would his top flight security or what reason? And they're
walking up and down and I'm just started to laugh
because I'm like, out of all these people, now, Jason Momoa,
(12:08):
you know who that is?
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Right?
Speaker 4 (12:09):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Awkward?
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Next, I said, why does Paul First off, all these
celebrities here, you have Christopher Lloyd from Back to the Future.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
You have Gayton Gaydon from Stranger Things, like The Stranger Think.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Is all this stuff? Nobody has a bodyguard. Pee Wee
Herman has a bodyguard. And I'm like, who's threatening Pee
Wee Herman? And I'm like you're looking out for suspicious people.
Everyone here looks suspicious. This guy in this banana costume,
he looks a little funny, Like what's.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Going on here? Why does pee wee herman?
Speaker 2 (12:40):
And it was just so ridiculous to me that this
guy would have like, who's threatening you? Who's lunging at
pee wee Herman? And meanwhile, something does go down. Jason
Momoa is right next to you, he could just jump
right in. And Jason's bodyguard, which I understand Jason having
a bodyguard. I understand Ben Affleck had a body which
I didn't see, actually I did see a photo or
they had a security stand next to him, but I
(13:02):
understand them. Those guys are kind of hot commodities in Hollywood.
Right now they die or something happens, that's a big
insurance deal. Right What does Paul do? Nothing? He doesn't
do anything. Absolutely, He's a celebrity from thirty years ago
and he still can and he has a bodyguard. Why
do you need a bodyguard? And this guy was taking
this job so seriously. He was looking up for like
(13:23):
snipers and stuff, like what do you do? And then
like every time when that walking dead guy comes up,
he starts talking to him, and I'm like, watch, Eric,
he's trying to get extra work, you know, like, hey,
you need bodyguard. No, man, I'm just a sea cast
member on the Walking Dead and no one knows who
I am. Barely I have enough time to walk away
from my table and talk to you guys. I don't
need a security.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
This is an awkward day for y'all.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
All the years I've been in these conventions and stuff,
I've never seen anybody like por Hermann status have a bodyguard.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
But did y'all get y'all's photo? Four hours later, we
make it to the front of the line. Four hours.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Yes, I've never in my life stood in a line
that long and I and I never will again.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Sor right, I won't either.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
And I told people that were waiting the line behind us,
I'm like, I said, I'm gonna tell you something right now.
It's not worth it, and go do something else, run
while you can, because we have wasted half our day
literally here. Yeah, And then we realized once we got
up there, and and Eric, you know, he's a little starstruck,
and at that time we're exhausted.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Well, because well, I'll see you guys later.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
But yeah, yeah, so here, So we're not gonna play
the full audio. Eric had was miked up during this
whole thing. We're not gonna play the full audio because
he's going to play that on the Fruit Roll over
with Eric Starr. We're gonna play a portion or two
and I'm just gonna explain my point of view to this,
and then Eric's gonna actually break down the audio on
his show. But uh, Eric's a little worn out, he's tired,
(14:48):
and he has all these questions. But at that point,
by the time we get there, he didn't even have
enough energy to really talk to this guy, and we
just want to get it home. So he's talking to
Paul and the middle of so we've waited all this time,
he's talking to Paul. Paul stops and talks to a
guy in line.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Wat what's in there? What is that?
Speaker 6 (15:11):
What?
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Thank you? Though he didn't offer him to me, but
thank you?
Speaker 2 (15:21):
No thank So this is Eric's time. Eric's waited four
hours to half this time, and this guy interrupts his
time and talks to the guy in line, who, by
the way, has only been in line for maybe thirty minutes,
and he's asking what he's eating and then talking about snacks.
This guy's so add and all over the place, and
I'm just like, this is why everything's taken ten minutes
(15:43):
to get through every person. I was so frustrated, but
I did want to make a comment about the bodyguard,
so at one point I got my chance. Because I
didn't talk to this guy. I was so frustrating over him.
I gottadn't care. I'm never watching anything about Pee Wee
Herman Again. We're leaving and he's like, this is your friend.
Speaker 6 (16:00):
Were waiting and your friend.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
I'm like, yeah, yes, nice to meet you. Here's side kicked. Yeah,
I'm the bodyguard.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
I said, I'm the bodyguard, and he mostly towards He's like,
oh well, he was can't be back here, and I'm
like I know, I've been taking pointers from him, and
then the bodyguard kind of laughs and then was like
get me.
Speaker 3 (16:18):
Yeah, I'm trying to lunch short tonight.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Thank you so much. Thank you. Worse experience of my life.
Speaker 7 (16:29):
Well as the celebrity booking guest, I would like to
announce I got somebody for the show out the rust
off of last comic Standing for real.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
Yeah, seriously, what's his name? Greg? Roberts.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Is his name, Greg Roberts. He was on the show
or is he a judgement?
Speaker 7 (16:43):
Yeah, he was on the show. He applied or he
applied to like get into the show or whatever. They
had him do a little bit stand up and they
voted him off.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Wow, to the TV or what?
Speaker 7 (16:54):
No, he didn't make it. Well, yeah he made it
to the TV, but not like to the finals or whatever.
But he wasn't a guy nobody. Well, no, he's somebody
because he was on TV and like, I don't.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
Know, let's talk to him. Let's talk to him.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
Let's talk to him when he supposed to call in?
Speaker 5 (17:10):
I think are we.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Supposed to call him?
Speaker 4 (17:11):
Yeah? I think we're supposed to call.
Speaker 2 (17:12):
Okay, is this this number that I have right in
front of me, Just.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Let me put it in here.
Speaker 4 (17:19):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
I hope this guy's funny, because if you've got some.
Speaker 4 (17:22):
Crappy crap, I guarantee he's funny. I promise you.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
What's this guy's name again, Greg Roberts. Right, we'll give
him a call right now. It's better be good. It
is Greg Roberts.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Hello, yeah, Greg Roberts.
Speaker 6 (17:40):
Hey, Yeah, this is Greg Roberts.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
How are you doing This is Miau from Mike Zavala Show.
Who Michaels Michael Zavala.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
You were supposed to do a radio interview with us today.
Speaker 6 (17:51):
Oh oh yeah, yeah that fell. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
How you doing?
Speaker 6 (18:00):
I'm pretty good?
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Good.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
We heard you were on Last Comic Standing. We want
to talk about that. What happened on last We heard?
You didn't even make it on the TV?
Speaker 6 (18:08):
Well, I made I kind of. I was gonna bring
some really good I had a really good material, but
I wanted to save it and I didn't bring it.
So I never did really get to to feel like
I really got my best material out there for everyone
to see, because it's some it's some really good stuff.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
So you got a good joke that you feel that
America didn't get to see. Do you think that it
would have made a big difference if if America.
Speaker 6 (18:36):
If I'd have brought out my big jokes first, I
think I think it would have been a lot different.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Probably should have played your A game first, right, right?
Speaker 4 (18:45):
So mayn't you tell us?
Speaker 1 (18:46):
Yeah, what we're gonna do? You want to hear?
Speaker 4 (18:48):
Joe?
Speaker 1 (18:49):
I guess this is why dub book.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Do you want to give you an opportunity to let
America know how funny you are.
Speaker 6 (18:56):
Well, I don't know about I don't know, guys.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
No, go ahead, I.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Mean it's gonna be funny. I think it's gonna be good.
We want to hear your joke that you think they
could have made a difference on your last comic standing thing.
Speaker 4 (19:08):
Oh all right, go ahead, we're ready for you, America
getting ready to laugh?
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Are you there? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (19:20):
Okay, we thought I thought we lost you. There, go
ahead whenever you're ready.
Speaker 6 (19:24):
Oh you want me? Oh you want me to tell
the joke?
Speaker 2 (19:28):
Right?
Speaker 6 (19:28):
Yeah. There was this this one fella and he was
going down the street and he looked over and he saw, uh,
the on the other when he was on like the
side of the road walking against the traffic, because that's
(19:50):
why you're supposed to walk in case of carsworths off,
you can see the car coming at you.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Hey, Greg, is this gonna be Is this gonna be
a long joke? Because we got to talk.
Speaker 6 (20:00):
It's real short, Okay, just take another another little little bit.
And the cars were swerven, but that's not really part
of the joke. He went over to a crosswalk and
he hit the button and he waited for the crosswalk, Uh,
(20:22):
to the hand, to the dough, all the way across
all minute.
Speaker 2 (20:28):
You probably gonna take a break, and then yeah, we
gotta Indeed it was the b and Greg gota we
gotta take.
Speaker 6 (20:38):
A break because he wanted to go in there, and.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
I'm just gonna turn him off.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
I feel bad because I want to hear his joke,
but we have to take a break. You remember that
guy that we just talked to during the break, Yeah,
he's still on the phone.
Speaker 4 (20:53):
Are you serious?
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Where to you? He's still on the phone.
Speaker 4 (20:56):
Let's hear it.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
I don't even know if I want to pick it up.
Maybe he's mad at us for hanging enough on him.
Speaker 4 (21:01):
I don't think i'd imagine.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
I mean, how long has he been on I don't
know he was How long was that last thing that
we just did? Five minutes?
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Yeah, oh my gosh, let's just turn up the volume
and see what he's doing right now?
Speaker 1 (21:13):
All right?
Speaker 6 (21:16):
And the guys over there.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Is he still telling that joke?
Speaker 5 (21:22):
He should Greg?
Speaker 6 (21:24):
Greg around?
Speaker 4 (21:25):
Greg?
Speaker 6 (21:26):
Hey, dude, and there was some chairs. I don't.
Speaker 4 (21:30):
Let's give him a little bit more longer.
Speaker 7 (21:32):
Maybe should let's maybe maybe he'll be like.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
One of those hilarious, world's longest joke right there.
Speaker 4 (21:38):
Wow, I bet it's funny. I bet it's it's funny.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
We don't have time to listen to it.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
That's probably why uh last comics Danny didn't have time
to play it, because they don't.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
Have a show. Yeah, Michaels show, you just offended several
several dozen.
Speaker 6 (21:58):
Michael show walking in through the door.
Speaker 1 (22:01):
He's still talking you. But what does he say now?
I don't even know. I don't.
Speaker 4 (22:07):
Let's listen to.
Speaker 6 (22:08):
The right side of the bar where.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
He's the longest come in the same joke, bar joke.
Speaker 4 (22:17):
I'm sorry I booked this guy for the show.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
I just like going down the drain.
Speaker 6 (22:23):
My gosh, No, I mean the dog didn't the dogs
don't talk.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
Wow, that's like, that's like here in dub try to
tell a joke.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
Hey day, say hey, the only Dubbs jokes aren't funny.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Careful.
Speaker 4 (22:40):
The guy's still on the phone, he is, are you serious?
Speaker 6 (22:43):
And then the one fella.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
We're gonna go and die. We're gonna just let him
finish up the joker.
Speaker 4 (22:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (22:51):
Later they looked at each other, and then the first
fellow that had come into the bar and the second
fella was the second fellow looked at him and he said,
didn't that your mama's leg? Hello, hey, hello, you got
(23:14):
you guys there. My phone must have broken. Must have
to call him back and tell it again.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Twenty sixteen.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for Flick Flashback with your
host part Stall.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
And this time well Grovers.
Speaker 3 (23:39):
Here this episode of flashback or Flick Flashback our nineties movies.
All yay, so you got a better get reade.
Speaker 5 (23:49):
Everybody throw your feet up.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
So there's different categories.
Speaker 3 (23:54):
You have a mixture of Bobby, what's going on here?
Speaker 2 (23:59):
Bobby? He loved the Sesame Street reference. I just he's
over to got it?
Speaker 1 (24:06):
I heard you, Yeah, I heard you actually started but yeah, okay, alright.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
So I have a mixture of romantic comedy or just comedy. Also, okay,
I did throw on like a horror flake, a horror flag,
horror horror knives. No, that's ultimately wrong. Okay, that's not
in there. Was that in the nineties, I don't think.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
So, yeah, it was just a couple of years ago. Okay,
So yeah you can you can go ahead and play.
All right, here's clip. So say your say your name.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
Okay, say your name if you know it? Yeah, Clip
number one, I.
Speaker 4 (24:40):
Got money to spend in here.
Speaker 5 (24:41):
Oh my god, pretty woman, that is so funny.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Oh sorry, that's correct. Yay, my buttons aren't correctly. It
says game and game. That's my my bell. All right,
here's clip number two.
Speaker 5 (24:58):
Then why didn't you just give us t Oh my god,
I got it?
Speaker 1 (25:01):
What is it?
Speaker 4 (25:04):
What was it?
Speaker 1 (25:05):
I don't even know what was it? Romy and Michelle's
high school reunion clip again?
Speaker 5 (25:10):
I just live. You don't have anything like that. Well,
then why don't you just give us two burgers and fries?
Speaker 1 (25:16):
And yeah, I've never coach.
Speaker 5 (25:22):
Oh my god, that's our homework. You have to go
watch romiy Michell's high.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
School said, need to go home and watch a bunch
of Do you know it?
Speaker 2 (25:28):
No?
Speaker 1 (25:28):
I didn't know it? Really? Have you seen the movie?
One of them? Sorry? Yeah, I'm lost so far. All right,
here's clip number three.
Speaker 2 (25:36):
Why do you want to know my name?
Speaker 7 (25:38):
I don't want to know who I'm looking at?
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Bobby? Bobby scream?
Speaker 2 (25:43):
All right, Chris has two Bobby has one close tie?
I know or it could be a close time. It's
a possible tie.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Let's getting very tight in here, so tight. It's a
tight race, so tight. Clip number four. Oh, Michael, what
that's it?
Speaker 3 (26:05):
Grandma says, Hi, what's about fifty different people?
Speaker 1 (26:12):
That movie where the kids? He's dead people?
Speaker 2 (26:15):
Oh, Bobby, no, Bobby, but did should I get it?
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Bobby? Hold on?
Speaker 5 (26:20):
Hold on? He's the officiator? YEA three? Two, one?
Speaker 1 (26:25):
Yes or no? Well you know it or not?
Speaker 2 (26:27):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (26:27):
Six cents?
Speaker 5 (26:28):
All right about that's a.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Long count down? Three and I have never seen that movie.
You've never seen it.
Speaker 2 (26:34):
I've never seen ever seen it either, But I just
I just figured it out. I'm a detective like that,
all right. Uh Bobby one, Michael one, Chris two.
Speaker 1 (26:42):
I have to imagine that she's incredibly light, she's.
Speaker 3 (26:46):
Made out of it.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
Oh my god, Chris, Chris the crafty. Oh my god, wow,
Chris is winning Like.
Speaker 5 (26:53):
Oh my god, that's us familiar.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
I've seen it before. I've just never seen it.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
Don't remember, I have so far ever seen any of
these movies to watch a pretty woman. Never seen pretty Well,
I've seen parts of it, I've never seen a whole woman.
I was watching cartoons during.
Speaker 1 (27:10):
This, watching full house.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
Yeah, all right, here's clip number six shows.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
A seven thirty parking can be a problem. Meet me
there at seven. I've got none of this. Hey, do
you want to maybe go have some dinner before? No,
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
I've got nothing, Chris.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
That was the best part. The ending can be a problem.
Speaker 5 (27:37):
Oh my god, wait wait, I have it?
Speaker 1 (27:39):
What is it?
Speaker 5 (27:41):
She's all that?
Speaker 1 (27:41):
Yes, but the last the last part would have gave
it away. But you guys didn't hear it, so.
Speaker 5 (27:47):
I was like, I don't remember these lines, but that
voice sounds familiar.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
She use all that. Wasn't that a TV show too
with the Man of Bonds? No, no, no, that was
that was all that?
Speaker 7 (27:55):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (27:55):
All that? Yeah, that was all that.
Speaker 5 (27:56):
She's all that was with Freddy Prince Junior.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Yes, but the that's part would have gave it away.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
The very ending of the clip, which is at work
and then him she goes back because because is waiting
for her to come back, and then I'm sorry, sir,
what's what's your order? And he decided which order was?
He goes, yes, super size my balls please, because like
a meat like a meatball sub sandwich place.
Speaker 5 (28:18):
I had the biggest crush Freddy Prince Junior never.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
Seen this either. Okay, here's clip number seven.
Speaker 4 (28:27):
I love, I Kill Kill.
Speaker 5 (28:33):
I got it? Chris Sawbreaker.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Yeah, I've never seen these either. You seen this other one?
I think after this one. I think it is include
a little. You know, I don't watch flex. I don't
know what action. These were popular movies.
Speaker 5 (28:50):
I want to watch them. You made me want to.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
Watch these are popular movies. Where are we all been?
I was watching watching you know, Bobby was already old enough.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
He watch the twenty twenty and time was watching the
News Day Live Barbara Walters.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
I guess you didn't tell me had pornos in here? Well? Wait,
it's a suspenseful scene. Are you sure? All here is
heavy breathing? What do you mean?
Speaker 6 (29:27):
No?
Speaker 1 (29:27):
I won't Chris, Chris Titanic. I've never seen Titanic. Have
you seen the movie where? I've seen the beginning. I've
seen the first hour of it.
Speaker 5 (29:38):
God, were you in the nineties.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
I don't know what's going on here? Not watching Titanic?
Speaker 2 (29:44):
I would have to all right, we don't even need
this last club. But Chris has already won. You know,
Well you don't know, Actually, what do you mean?
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Well? This is number nine?
Speaker 3 (29:53):
Yeah, Well, let's see let's let's see if we at
least know it.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Yeah, we'll be.
Speaker 3 (29:59):
Worth ten points, all right, him. If Chris has seen it,
I'll be very surprised.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
Okay, so you're a freshman, right, yeah, oh days confused
mink as well? Yeah, yeah, never seen it either. I
haven't seen you have seen it?
Speaker 6 (30:13):
There?
Speaker 1 (30:13):
Do you know what I meant?
Speaker 2 (30:14):
All right? All right, but I would have said to
TV something about high school girls stay in the same
as play it?
Speaker 1 (30:21):
All right?
Speaker 5 (30:21):
All right?
Speaker 1 (30:22):
That is that the clip? Yeah, I'm still telling me, man,
how's the shoes? Crop of freshman chickslick?
Speaker 4 (30:27):
Would you gonna end up in jail sometime soon? I
know that fact?
Speaker 1 (30:31):
No, man, tell you that's what I love about these
high school girls.
Speaker 6 (30:36):
Man, I get older the.
Speaker 2 (30:41):
Same as that's before you had the teeth whistle. Really yeah,
that gets a teeth whist teeth probably ven ears or something.
I don't know, but thank you. I will be crown
the winner.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
I will be uh you re evaluating this uh black
class back? Yeah? No, no, I thought it was good.
I just I did. I really have not seen a
lot of very popular movies. I really have.
Speaker 2 (31:04):
I haven't either. I don't do I don't watch chick Flix.
I don't watch a lot of history. I watch stuff
that no one has seen. Oh please, Yeah, I watched
a lot of horror, like right now watching I'm watching
Damages on Netflix.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Was a great show, but hardly anybody's seen.
Speaker 4 (31:17):
It, I think.
Speaker 3 (31:17):
And it's right because Chris never watches TV shows just
like RuPaul's Drag Race.
Speaker 5 (31:21):
Yeah that, or like Discovery Channel, Animal Animal Planet, like
I'm always trying to learn something.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
This is the best of m Z
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