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Speaker 1 (00:03):
This is the best of m Z.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Is weird playing the greatest moments in m Z history
since two thousand saves.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Two thousand and ten. Okay, we're gonna play fully fool
your new single and it's getting ready to play all
across America. Where will way look at God?
Speaker 3 (01:08):
You can't keep on hand God because holy imad holy
man another level, it's like a bag yourself. Brother ain't
lived him. I'll thank you a real time because girl
(01:36):
happen with me?
Speaker 4 (01:41):
How come everything you do in the studio turns the gold?
I'm amazing. You have another hit that is so that's
just such as good Ricky Bobby, you know what? And
I love Ricky Bobby. That's my favorite song of all.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
That is the hit, like that rhythm like lid on it.
Speaker 5 (01:56):
That is the hit I can already just see, like
of the club Drog that comes on I'm feeling cute.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
That's a good song. Is that crust your mind though?
Speaker 6 (02:06):
Whenever?
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Because Ricky Bobby was was big and everything come acrost
your mind, like I gotta meet that or or go
over the is that way on you or artist or just.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Go for it?
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Already knew when I was like when I first did
Ricky Bobby. Like when I did Ricky Bobby, I was
playing like I was being goofy. Yeah, and I didn't
think that it was the first solo song really too
much when I first around. When I first get this,
I told the person that I recorded, I was like,
I don't like it.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Yeah, They're like, what do you mean? It's tight?
Speaker 2 (02:35):
So I was like, I got it to my manager
and he did what he did, and I was like, dang,
you know, it blew up.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
I'm amazing. It was like you're mister Ricky Bobby.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Yeah, And I was like, I know I could rap,
you know, but I did a goofy song. It blew up,
and so everybody makes me think that how I am.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
I was like, what you are? You're I'm a goofy person,
but artist, Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
So when I was like I gotta come up another song,
He's like, yeah, we need another song. You know, you
come with this a brand new single for a new album.
So I was like, okay, cool, Well, whatever it has
to be has to be bigger than Ricky Bobby. Yeah,
that's so like, I mean, I went through four or
five songs at first.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
In the first week, I was like.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Yeah. They was like, no, it's not it, that's not it.
So I was like, all right, whatever, you know, forget it,
and your hands up walked out of the room.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
I was like, forget it.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
And I already my friends, I mean, we used to
always just say the word foody just all the time,
being goofy, and I already knew I was going to
do a song on it. I was like, yeah, I'm
just going to do a song on it on the album.
So I actually hooked up with the dude Chris. He's
on the song too. He's actually signed to the label
now too. Uh we can't we got together. This dude
kill Will. He's from Cincinnati.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
I love.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
He took it.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
He sent to beat like he was hitting me on Twitch,
like hey man, you know I wan't see some beasts.
So I was like all right, he was like, send
me the Ricky Bobby Acapilla. I sent him to Ricky
Bobby and that's when he sent me that beat. So
he yeah, took something from the Ricky Bobby yeah and
put it. That's amazing. Yeah, but he did send Ricky
Bobby with it. He just sent the beat. That's so
(04:17):
I still don't know what he used, I just know
you want the capilla. So when he did it, I
was like, that's tight. I got with Corey and I
was like, hey, he's a let's come up with something.
So he came up with the first part and he's like,
I don't know what to do after that, and I
was like, I got it, don't worry about it.
Speaker 7 (04:32):
You gave me that idea.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
I got it. So we went just ringing with it.
That's awesome. You know, I love the song. It actually
reminds me of a song that I came up with
in high school. And I don't know why it reminded
me of it, But can I play it for you?
Speaker 5 (04:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Your music? Yeah, exactly matter that don't encourage the boy,
but no, I don't know why this reminded me of it,
but I just I thought it sounded similar a little bit. Anyway,
send me a characteristic only different. It's a different deal.
Speaker 8 (05:02):
You were like in high school.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
High schools like last week.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Like.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Everybody watching got his own girl.
Speaker 9 (05:11):
Moved all the battles.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
It sounds like.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
My camera, my brother yos So you know.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
You learned from Yeah, the last time I was here
in high school, drove a nova. No no, no, no, nothing,
no Trump.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
So now in high school did drive a du.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Yeah exactly, so you know you graduated like two days.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Ago, two thousands nineteen. This game is called What's that From?
I thought that's a building up? Sorry, but that's where
I need to come in. What's that from? So what
we've done is we've had Spider read lines without any emotion.
(06:21):
It was very difficult to not just quote these movies.
And now we didn't give him the names of the movie,
so he's he just knows them from reading the line.
So he's playing with you, you versus Spider, and I
threw some tricky ones in here. Here's the first one.
You ever seen a grown man naked? Is that for
(06:44):
me to guess or anyone whoever knows it? I know it.
I'll just give you the We'll just use this as
a sample question. How about that? Have you ever seen
a grown man nagging? Grown man naked? Airplane? Airplane? I
don't think I ever seen that movie? Yeah I haven't. Oh,
it's great.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Is that.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
It's it's it's connir. Yeah. No, this one's with what's
the guy's name from? Smoking Gun and all that? Or
Naked Gun?
Speaker 8 (07:13):
You see.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
An old like us. It's parroting all the disaster movies
in the seventies and stuff. It's just bline after line.
It's just jokes. Yeah, it's great. Uh, this one's an
easy one. Someone should get this. No, I am your father,
Oh Eric, Eric star Wars. That's correct. Oh, I don't
know why the music started there alright.
Speaker 8 (07:38):
Just for the record, I mean like, I don't I
can't really can't get into like Star Wars.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
No. I completely agree. I was literally talking about this
to my physical therapy people this week too.
Speaker 8 (07:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
I like Star Trek better than Star Wars. I don't
know why I just said. And I think we've talked
about this before. It's a nostalgia thing. So it's people
that grew up watching like you saw it in the
seventies that blew your mind with.
Speaker 8 (08:01):
The I've seen both. I actually saw Star Wars before
I've started watching Star Trek.
Speaker 3 (08:06):
No.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
I just mean, like, when you saw this for the
first time ever in the seventies, nothing had looked like
this before, and so you're blown away and the music's
great and you're like, oh cool, and then you show
it to your kids, right, and then they get all
excited because they remember that growing up and they show
it to their kids. And but when you go back
and look at it when you didn't grow up with it,
you just watch it as is. It's not a good movie.
(08:26):
Like the story's not that great, it's not very interesting.
There's a lot of talking. There's not really that much action.
There is a lot of time that's there is a
lot of talking and it doesn't go anywhere me. So
if it came out today, people would be like m
rotten tomatoes would be like a fifty five guarantee.
Speaker 8 (08:43):
I think lesson.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Yeah, it's too much talking, yeah, and not enough doing.
It's a lot of their long movies. There's nothing really
interesting about it, just.
Speaker 9 (08:50):
Talking until you get to the end and then yeah
there's like a big battle at the end.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Okay, maybe.
Speaker 8 (08:59):
Same thing.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Same thing on about Harry Potter. It's all nostalagia.
Speaker 8 (09:02):
Let's go there now like Harry Potter.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
All right, let's uh, here's the next one. You're gonna
need a bigger boat. Mm Eric, Eric Horscump, do you
know what it is, Spider? Yeah, that's correct. Well why
did you say something? I'm giving you the shot out
of it because I've already seen the lines at least. Yeah,
that's true, he's already staying them. I'm surprised you are
getting these though, because you swear UPM down you don't
watch any TV shows or movies. Yeah, but these are
(09:26):
all old. Oh I don't think that's a line. M
all right, we'll skip that one. Uh, this one, he's sad, strange,
little man thine a little man. You know what it is, Spider. Yeah,
I can't believe you know this one too. It's an
easy one.
Speaker 8 (09:47):
Dang, And I had it in my head and I'm like, oh,
I can't think of it.
Speaker 9 (09:53):
Spider Toy Story, that's correct. Actually went to go watch
the new Toy Story movie.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Did you like it?
Speaker 9 (10:01):
I actually enjoyed it. You know why I don't like
it because at the end nostalgia. No, yeahs, you realize
it's a terrible movie. It's because Woody runs off with
It's been out for a long time now, so if
you yeah, tough luck. But Woody runs off with bo Peep,
who's been gone for forever. He leaves his friends. What
are all those movies about?
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Your friend? Yeah, friends forever? You know, put your friends first.
Whatever to Infinity and Beyond. I got you Buzz Lightyear.
Then as soon as that chick shows up, So she
shows up, he says bye, yeah, and he takes off
with his girl. Doesn't know where she's been. She's been
(10:45):
all over the world, just a.
Speaker 9 (10:46):
Just a whore all over. Yeah, just been all over everybody,
just walking around. She already had a boyfriend, that guy
that was antique shop, she'd already been with him. She
knew all the rounds of the Yeah, And as soon
as what he saw, he's like, oh, you know what,
forget all the stuff, Forget the three movies.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
We've done. Well, we're all together, we've grown clothes, we've
done all that stuff. You know, Infinity and Beyond. You've
got a friend in me. Forget all of that. Yeah,
I'm going off with her, and that's sucky. And then
the second way to end that whole thing, that's just realistic.
Speaker 8 (11:15):
That's it.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
That's it, good it good bros. Before Hose, you forgot
the Cardinal rule. That's gonna be the next movie though,
That's what he says at the end. At least I
got you, buzz bros. Before Hose, You've got a friend
in me. All right, speaking of friends to my little friend.
Speaker 8 (11:37):
Oh, scarface boom.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
That's correct. All right, here's a here's a curveball. That
was the whole line. I have no idea what it is.
Speaker 8 (11:51):
I think so many movies. I don't know.
Speaker 9 (11:59):
It's um alone. When that's not well, then he should
at least extended it somewhere. Well, he only gave me
three h's. Yeah, I read it as it was.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Yeah. I think he missed one h though. Maybe. Yeah,
but it's home alone, so nobody got that. How about
this one. I'll make him an offer he can't refuse.
Another old school one.
Speaker 8 (12:23):
Mmm, No, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Godfather, all right, this one should be easy. I'm so serious.
Oh Batman, no, dark Knight. Yes, correct, here's another one.
(12:51):
There's another curve ball. But you guys should know it's classic.
I want a big one. Yeah, I had no idea
on this one.
Speaker 8 (12:57):
I want a big one.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
I want a big one.
Speaker 8 (13:02):
Hmmm.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
I think he made me record that line so you
could have it.
Speaker 8 (13:08):
No, I don't know. I was gonna say she's all that,
but he says super size my balls. Please, No, that's
Jimmy Stewart. It's a wonderful life.
Speaker 1 (13:16):
I want a big one. He's over there talking about
what kind of suitcase size he wants. He goes, I
want a big one. He does that? Do you remember
that line?
Speaker 8 (13:23):
No, I don't think I read that movie.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
Actually, oh, you got to watch it.
Speaker 8 (13:26):
Watch one.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
You should know this one, Eric, I wish I knew
how to quit you. I broke back mount. That's correct.
At leash, I knew how to quit you. All right?
How about this one? This should be This is another
classic damn any any movie with a PG thirteen rating. Damn, damn,
(13:50):
I don't know. I don't know Friday, duh, damn. Okay,
all right, last one, I think Spider winning. I'll still
the East the Baby.
Speaker 8 (14:06):
Terminator.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Oh, I'm going to contest that because that's a terminator too.
Speaker 4 (14:10):
You know what.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
You're both right, and that's called what's that from? Did
a good job Spider?
Speaker 8 (14:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:19):
Just give me lines to read as plain as I can. Yeah, well,
crush it. Twoenty sixteen, Let's start our story about our
LA trip. Like I said, this is the equivalent of
somebody coming back from vacation and showing you photos and
you're like, oh, yeah, that's cool. I really want to
see this. But we're all excited to tell you about it.
(14:39):
So Eric starts recording first sec in the morning. We're
supposed to leave his house at six o'clock, and uh,
this is what happens.
Speaker 9 (14:46):
So Michael just got here and I'm trying to wrest.
It's like, well, first of all, he's late. It's like
six eleven, So now I'm trying to rush's late.
Speaker 1 (14:54):
I decided to sleep ten minutes late.
Speaker 8 (14:56):
Everything. He's late, but I'm running late either way.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
Yeah, I've run. I'm ten minutes late and he has
ten minutes more to do something, and.
Speaker 8 (15:04):
I'm here throwing stuff in my in my suitcase.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Now I'm pretty much outside his door at this point
do everything that.
Speaker 9 (15:10):
I don't know why I'm rushing because he got here late,
but I'm putting some last minute things in my suitcase.
Speaker 8 (15:19):
And I will be.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Done, okay. So finally he comes out and gets into
the car whenever you whenever he text me was good.
Speaker 8 (15:27):
He's a little bit late. So I'm like, well, I
having the time to make sure I have everything.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
I'm here, and by the way, listen to what kind
of douchebags we are. We're listening to ourselves as we're
driving to the airport.
Speaker 8 (15:41):
It sounds like the show.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Yeah what we were listening to the show on the radio.
Oh yeah, as we're going to the airport.
Speaker 9 (15:51):
I'm here and I'm like and I'm like, forget anything
to get here.
Speaker 6 (15:57):
I'm sure exactly what streets turn?
Speaker 8 (16:00):
Yeah, yes, well I have all my all my clothes
and shoes and everything.
Speaker 6 (16:05):
You brought multiple pairs of shoes. Yeah, Oh I forgot
my jacket.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
I have brought all right, So we're already running late.
We get to the main street to head us, you know,
take us to the airport. Right as soon as we're
about to turn this main street, Eric's like, oh my gosh,
I forgot my jacket. We're already like what at this point,
maybe twenty minutes late? Yeah, something like that.
Speaker 8 (16:25):
I had brought a light jacket.
Speaker 6 (16:26):
Do you want to go get back again?
Speaker 3 (16:28):
Hey?
Speaker 6 (16:28):
Can we?
Speaker 1 (16:29):
It's up to you.
Speaker 8 (16:30):
Yeah, I bought it.
Speaker 6 (16:32):
Yeah, I don't know. Right here, I'm visited and get there.
I haven't get it.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
I thought, yes, from Houston.
Speaker 7 (16:43):
Do they have stores in La No?
Speaker 1 (16:46):
No, you cannot go to a store in La. Uh
So that's why he was trying to do everything beforehand.
It's like a third rope count.
Speaker 7 (16:52):
So you can't go to the store and buy a
jacket on.
Speaker 9 (16:55):
The cool I could have, but you know the store
that I got it from, Well, I bought the jackets
secifically for.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
La, right, and it's an LA jacket.
Speaker 9 (17:02):
Yeah, and it's a sneak peek like like a later
story or little event that happened. The closest Walmart to
there is like forty five yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Yeah, from where we're staying. Yeah, we'll tell you about
that story that's coming up and get it.
Speaker 7 (17:16):
Just making sure.
Speaker 8 (17:16):
I thought I grabbed it because I bought it just
for La.
Speaker 6 (17:23):
See I was. I was trying to find like a
white jacket too. I couldn't find one. Oh really yeah, okay,
well let me go in here and my light jacket,
your LA jacket, your West Coast jacket.
Speaker 7 (17:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (17:37):
Back, I didn't have my phone recording this.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Oh yeah, your your phone recorded everything.
Speaker 7 (17:44):
Listen to this.
Speaker 8 (17:49):
This is you going into Walmart.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
No, this will get him going back to his house.
Speaker 8 (17:53):
Oh, I didn't just run to a Walmart because I
didn't get it from Walmart.
Speaker 4 (17:59):
You no.
Speaker 1 (18:01):
Oh yeah, this is Eric by the way. Again, Remember
we're already about twenty five minutes.
Speaker 8 (18:10):
Late, waiting to hear like a toilet flush or something.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
It's just him grabbing his jacket.
Speaker 9 (18:14):
No, and then I fink of my pants also, Yeah,
so I grabbed my jacket out. And then I remember
as I'm like closing my door to my room, oh my.
Speaker 8 (18:23):
Pants, that I'm not wearing. No, I'm wearing my pants.
My additional Eric was going to the airport in his undies.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Meanwhile, he's still getting his uh clothes right now, and
I'm in the car going, oh my gosh, We're gonna
be so late, but I'm sweating now.
Speaker 10 (18:40):
Dude, like y'all pulled the totally typical American family issue
of trap on vacation.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Are you calling me and Eric a typical American family?
Speaker 10 (18:49):
Is that your?
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (18:50):
I mean, yell were?
Speaker 10 (18:51):
I mean this sounds like, you know, a couple and
the wife forgot her make up bag.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
And we get to the airport, by the way on
somewhat on time, by by miracle, we get to the airport.
Speaker 8 (19:03):
Well, you said you were twenty five minutes late already,
So I mean.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
The TSA agent was nice, so let us went to
let us go through the express lane. So we get
the express lane. He's like he's like, uh, you guys
are probably not gonna make your flight, even though we
still did. This isn't my first rudio.
Speaker 9 (19:20):
I got ohous my pants and I was like the
cap also in case I don't want to fix my hair.
Speaker 10 (19:27):
God, Eric jacket, I need my jackets.
Speaker 6 (19:33):
Are about to explode? Yeah yeah.
Speaker 8 (19:38):
Yeah coming on my pants?
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Oh my god, my pants. So anyway, we get to
U L A X and we get a call from
Chris Sapphire, who had an earlier flight. He had he
got there an hour before we did. Well, he says
he has a surprise for us. The surprise turns out
to be that he's there to greet us. Like, that's
so cool, how nice of him. They stayed at the
air port, so he needed a ride, right exactly, And
(20:05):
our friend Layla and Chris are at the airport. Yeah,
he's there to greet you, and we find out they
need to ride to the hotel.
Speaker 8 (20:13):
Was he standing there with a sign that said Eric Star.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
So we go get the rental. We pack and again
this is for a drag show, right, this is what
Layla's going for.
Speaker 8 (20:24):
So I have a carry on like little suitcase.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Yeah, I have a backpack, yes, that's it.
Speaker 8 (20:29):
That's all you brought.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Between the two of those guys, there's about five pieces
of large luggage.
Speaker 8 (20:35):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
Meanwhile, we rinted a very small car.
Speaker 4 (20:37):
So.
Speaker 1 (20:39):
Looking to spend a bunch of money, right, We get
to the rental car place. We pile all the stuff
we could in the back. Then people still had a
whole luggage and stuff on their laps. We get to
the hotel room where Alyssa Edwards is staying. We go
to Alyssa Edwards hotel room and we're there for a
little bit. Meanwhile, I'm so hungry. I'm just trying to
get to oscos Chicken Waffle. Like that's my whole mission
(21:01):
for the day. How many times I'm talking about Roscoes.
Speaker 8 (21:04):
The whole time?
Speaker 10 (21:05):
He went every day, I went every day we were there.
How many chickles and waffles? Chickens and waffles could you eat?
Speaker 1 (21:11):
I mean one meal a day?
Speaker 8 (21:14):
Yeah, that's he woke up, got ready, He goes, well,
I'm going to same thing over and over. I would
never drive me nuts.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
I just had it for breakfast.
Speaker 8 (21:20):
Chris is like, where are you gotta go?
Speaker 1 (21:22):
He goes Rosco's every morning with the same ante. So finally, Uh,
we get out of Alyssa's apartment, the same group of people.
Now Chris and Layla are with us. Let's go to Roscoe's.
So we get to Rosco's, we order food and all
that stuff. And then now we're kind of just hanging
around Los Angeles because our Hollywood area, because our hotel
(21:42):
is ready. So I'm giving everyone a tour of the
Hollywood Walk of Fame. So you're right, Eric, is the
tattoo shop, famous busted tattoo shop. It's on both sides.
Speaker 6 (21:54):
It's both sides, all the way back.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
This is the start of my patient zero right here.
Day one is already coughing that way all the way back.
Oh all right, we don't have any insurance, so don't die.
Speaker 7 (22:12):
Oh cool. Mickey and Mini are on the stree.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Uh to your left is a very famous Hollywood store
called Forever twenty one.
Speaker 7 (22:20):
That's a bootleg Mickey and Minnie too.
Speaker 9 (22:24):
So there's a tour bus and the name of me
is star Line. Can I sue them for copyright taking
my name?
Speaker 7 (22:33):
Your star line?
Speaker 6 (22:34):
With Eric Starr?
Speaker 8 (22:37):
Jesus?
Speaker 1 (22:38):
All right, Eric, you're just over the I'm cooking up.
Speaker 6 (22:43):
Already found lead.
Speaker 8 (22:46):
Yeah, Eric, Eric's not used to the small yet.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
You couldn't hear us down. He's down too low. But
he was asking We've already been in l A for
a few hours and we already found some some pot
the music, the music in the background like coffee. People
people imagine that it's the cars just hot boxing, Like
there's this smoke coming out.
Speaker 8 (23:03):
That's exactly what's going.
Speaker 1 (23:04):
So now we get to the hotel and now we're
doing our day one wrap up. This is I think
towards the end of the night. Yeah, all right, it's
day one recap. It is uh eleven eleven at night.
Chris and Eric are about to go out on the
town and I'm going to uh stay indoors because I've
had enough gaze for today and I'm gonna be watching
(23:26):
Game of Thrones and then I'm gonna go to sleep. Seriously,
I had had, like just I was gate out, there
was enough.
Speaker 8 (23:34):
You've had enough Esturgen for one.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
We couldn't go down the street without somebody saying, oh,
look at that trade, Like seriously, you just had.
Speaker 9 (23:45):
To BLI that you blend in will No, you could
definitely tell that he was a sort thumb really amongst
gay thumbs.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Wow, I was a straight man and the sea of gaze. Yes,
all right, here's our here's our wrap up, and then
I'm gonna go to sleep.
Speaker 7 (24:01):
My pants are so.
Speaker 1 (24:04):
Outline what we forgot to say. So Chris originally was
going to stay with somebody else, right, oh yeah, right,
minute to ask us if he could stay with us,
which was it's fine with me. But you know what
I mean, we ended up taking on one more extra person.
Speaker 8 (24:22):
I knew you, I know you, You're you're tight ass.
So you got a room with one bed, I'm sure, No,
we got two beds, same room, two beds. Okay, where
did Chris sleep on the floor? He sat with me?
Speaker 9 (24:34):
Okay, yeah, no, But I knew this is what happened
already because you anticipated it on that I told Michael
this whenever we were booking the room, and I was like, well,
do you mind if like Chris were to stay with us,
I said, because I already know him. His other friends
had said that that he could stay with them, right. So,
but there was about five people in that room that
(24:56):
they were saying and I'm like, I'm like, there's no
way this is gonna say that.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Well, I'm not I mean, I can't tell.
Speaker 7 (25:04):
Here and stuff my cross that way, you can't see it.
Speaker 1 (25:07):
What do we do today, Eric, I don't remember. No,
we went, well, it's all antillary.
Speaker 6 (25:14):
We went to.
Speaker 8 (25:15):
Rosco's Chicken and waffles. Oh girl, you got the cheapest
nay of the menu.
Speaker 1 (25:22):
Because I'm trying to save my coins.
Speaker 8 (25:24):
How would I expend it for you?
Speaker 5 (25:25):
And we also went and signed up to Scientology because
when in Rome, become a scientologist.
Speaker 8 (25:33):
And then we went to Target.
Speaker 6 (25:35):
Yes, and then the registered guy.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Which is exclusive and exclusively in La.
Speaker 8 (25:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (25:41):
Well, the guy was saying, the cashier was saying that
it was one of the most busiest targets.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
The second most busiest target, the.
Speaker 9 (25:48):
Second biggest target in the nation, and as there was
no people in the target, as he told.
Speaker 5 (25:53):
Us, it was really clean though, it was clean, and
we bought some air freshener. That way we can take
massive dumps and it will be very very clean. The
air fresh and one for a dollar too, which is
good because all the other ones were like six bucks
for air fresh and I was.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
Like, hey, it was one for a dollar. Yeah, oh wow.
Speaker 7 (26:09):
Oh and it smells good. It smells like fresh linen.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
And then we went to Damon Busters. We went to
the Hollywood Walk of Fame, Hollywalker Fame.
Speaker 8 (26:18):
What else did we do?
Speaker 5 (26:20):
Chinese Theater, We saw the hamprins of Judy Garlands, Chare,
Marilyn Monroe, and many other legends.
Speaker 1 (26:27):
And then we went to go see Captain America tonight.
Speaker 8 (26:30):
Yeah, we shod it.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
It was a one out of ten.
Speaker 10 (26:33):
What was it?
Speaker 8 (26:34):
I said it was eight point five to nine.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
I say it's a six to seven. Oh no, And
Chris didn't see it. I was taking a nap because
we had one hour of sleep, so now I'm ready
to party. It took a three hour nap.
Speaker 7 (26:47):
Yes, and I feel so alive right now.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
So yeah, yeah, all right, we'll check in again tomorrow.
Michael out. This is the part that we don't get
to recap. We do a little bit, but I'll tell
you what happens during this part. It's part of the
most entertaining thing that happened all the entire trip. So
these guys go, right, they were going to gay bars
and stuff like that. I'm like, I'm not going to
know gay bars, you know. I mean, we're in Hollywood,
we can go to so many other places. I'm not
going to a gay ball. In fact, I'm tired. I
don't want to do this on day one, you know
(27:10):
what I mean, I'm gonna go out on day one.
So I go to bed or I watch Game of
Thrones and kind of playing the computer for a little
bad blah blah blah blah. I'm in bed by like
twelve o'clock. Then in the middle of the night, I
hear this and I'm like, what's going on? I hear
it again.
Speaker 8 (27:27):
Okay, well before you, before you, before you do that. Okay.
Speaker 9 (27:29):
So Chris and I were on the World Out or
whatever party and it just me and him. So when
we're taking he's buying shots, like he's blowing money. Yeah,
I don't know where he's getting his money from, but
he's blowing the street corner of the night before yeah,
and this and the bartender everything. I'm pouring shots down
my throat, pouring shots down his throat. So by the
end of the night, Chris is like like, Eric, get
(27:51):
me out of here, and I'm like, okay, so I'm
having a final taxi.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
So yeah, Eric's being the responsible one at this point.
He has to take care of Chris.
Speaker 9 (27:59):
And I'm already like drunks myself. So I'm having this
over myself. So we get to the hotel. Yeah, the
room is pitch black. I had just kind of like
kind of woken up because you know, hotel rooms aren't
The beds are super comfortable, but you know, you can't
really ever sleep well in a hotel room. Oh I
sleep like a brick when it because there's just too
quiet and there's not enough stuff going on. And so
(28:20):
I always I had just kind of like semi woken up,
and I was turning over and then I hear those
knocks in the door, and I'm like, who is is
this room service? Like did I sleep that long? And
I'm thinking it's gonna go away, So I just stay
in bed, like maybe they'll just go away. I'm like,
maybe this is Eric or Chris, But why are they
knocking to have keys. I decided I'm gonna get up,
so go over and look at the little peep hole,
(28:41):
and I just see Eric.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
So I'm like, oh my gosh, something happened at Chris.
He's been kidnapped, maybe he got arrested or something, you know.
So I opened the door he found Eric. Describe how
I look to you as I opened the door.
Speaker 8 (28:55):
His hair was everywhere. It was like a mess BedHead,
a pooth mess. And then and on top of his eyes.
Speaker 9 (29:01):
Were so like why, like he just did a crack
like a hole, a whole, like a whole eight ball crack.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
Like you remember that scene and Back to the Future
where Marty goes back into time and knocks on Doc Brown,
young Doc Brown's door, and he's wearing that little thing
on his head. And this that's how Eric described it,
That's how he looked like. He said, I look like
Doc Brown from Back to the Future, young Doc Brown.
And so I'm trying faguret what's going on, and Eric's like,
Chris is passed out in the hallway, and I look
(29:29):
out to the hallway and Chris is literally laid out
in the middle of the hallway. Again, remind you, this
is day one. They have five days there. I'm only
there for three days. I'm trying to figure out why
Eric still knocked on the door. He I guess he
wanted me to hold the door open as he helped
Chris in. So he gets Chris up and Chris is like,
are we at the apartment? And Eric's liked yes, He's
like okay, and Chris goes right to the bed, just
(29:50):
kicks his shoes off, goes right to the bed, and
he's like Eric, And Eric's trying to get ready for bed.
He's brushing his teeth and stuff. I think you're in
maybe just kean. I don't know what you would. I
don't remember. No. Well, at one point, as soon as
I opened the door and saw Chris in the hallway,
I said, Eric, let's get the camera. But he's not
paying attention to me. He's trying to just get to that,
you know, yeah, because I thought we needed this audio
(30:11):
or this a video or something, but we didn't get
any of this. So so Chris is in bed and
then Chris tells Eric Eric. Eric's like what, And I'm
right next to him. Yeah, He's like what, don't let
me forget that we came here. Eric's like, shut the
f up. He's like, Chris, shut the f up.
Speaker 8 (30:28):
I had enough ass today.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Chris goes, Chris goes okay, and then he had never
heard anything from him again. He just passed out. I
asked Eric, Eric's getting ready to go to the bad too.
I'm like, Eric, how was it? You guys have a
good time hell. No, I had to babysit Chris the
whole time. He gets to the bed, and then this
is the next morning. It's ten fifty two in the am,
which is morning.
Speaker 8 (30:50):
Tried to wake these people out of him.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
I went to bed early. Last night. Chris and Eric
went out to some bars. Last night was last night
for me?
Speaker 7 (31:01):
Why did I do that?
Speaker 1 (31:03):
Two hundred dollars first down and in LA that's pretty
good days there. Yeah. Yeah, He's probably had two hundred
dollars for the whole week and he blew it in
one night. He Chris is there was his entourage. I
imagine he's entourage. He's there with Eric.
Speaker 7 (31:20):
I did I do that? This is stupid. I'm mad
at myself.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
Two hundred dollars day one.
Speaker 9 (31:27):
By the way, I spent one hundred dollars last night
I did. On top of that, I had to take
care Chris. His his makeup is on my shirt this morning,
like both sides my shoulder.
Speaker 5 (31:41):
We saw Nick Snyder and cost the last night. Yes,
next night, a girl she was there liveld and in color.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
And I lived and then I wake up.
Speaker 9 (31:50):
My phone's missing, like my credit card is missing, and
his dignity, No girl so then I called Kirby, you know,
what's that big deal? But then I call my boyfriend
and tell him, you know that I lost my phone
in my credit card, and luckily he was all like, oh,
that's a big deal.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
Chris is still in bed, and uh. Eric and I
are hading two Rosco's Chicken and waffles. Rosco's Chicken and waffles.
Get some chicken, and then I think we're going to
a drag coon later on today, and then we gotta
find a Walmart in the hood and risk our lives.
He didn't get that microphone. That's that's what I heard.
Speaker 10 (32:28):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
We'll find out.
Speaker 7 (32:30):
Eric, are you gonna survive today?
Speaker 3 (32:32):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (32:32):
I'm gonna.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
I think all that noise is Eric Ironing has closed.
Speaker 7 (32:38):
Eric. Are you gonna survive today?
Speaker 9 (32:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (32:41):
I'm gonna.
Speaker 9 (32:41):
Well, I want Michael.
Speaker 8 (32:43):
I think then we're gonna.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
Come back and then we'll go to a drag con.
We'll stay there.
Speaker 7 (32:47):
Right now, I'm trying to knock the sleep out.
Speaker 1 (32:49):
I figured we can knock that out in about an
hour two hours, right, and then go to Walmart get
him his phone. Then we can do some Hollywood stuff
this afternoon.
Speaker 11 (32:56):
I gotta shave my whole face today, but make up
for dragons now after drag and Dar, I'm bringing the
old be back.
Speaker 7 (33:08):
To live Maddy.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
So you know, the whole point of going there was
to get audio from DragCon right. Yeah, Well, that day
we ended up after Eric and I got back from Roscoe's,
we ended up just going in and just taking a
nap until four in the after four in the afternoon.
By the time we woke up, it was too late
to go.
Speaker 8 (33:25):
You guys just you guys just just got up long
enough to eat and then go.
Speaker 1 (33:28):
Yeah, went back to bed, and then so we just
we went out to eat again once we got up
from our naps, and then we went back to the hotel.
Now at this point, Eric and Chris they're still hungover
from the night before.
Speaker 8 (33:39):
I was hung over whenever Mike when I went to Rosco's.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
Oh yeah, and then oh, I'm sorry. Here's what happened.
We woke up and then Eric and I had to
go get his phone because he has a Walmart phone
closest Walmart is forty five minutes away, like in the hood,
like near Crenshaw, Like it's in the hood. So I'm
risking our lives to go down there. So I put
on some doctor dret that's that we blend in.
Speaker 6 (34:01):
All right, It's.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
Six seventeen in the PM, which is the evening time
in La Eric Starr and I. Eric lost his phone
last night, so we had to well, I'm gonna just go.
We're driving right now, try to get us killed. Eric
lost his phone last night somewhere. So unlike having a
phone like the rest of us, he has one from
(34:23):
Walmart with a special service simcard. So the only Walmart
in Los Angeles that's close to us was the one
in basically Long Beach, close to the hood, and so
we risked our lives now to get him his ten
dollars phone. We made it, though, we made it. He's
also nauseated from my driving. Yeah, Lily's Mexicans. Thank god
(34:51):
we fit in here. I'm just gonna haunt the horn.
Speaker 8 (34:56):
Need do what You're going to get a shot?
Speaker 11 (34:58):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (34:58):
I know lom Beech Park right here next summer. Yeah,
this car's insurance. I'm not worried about it getting smashed.
All right, let's go to Walmart. So anyway, that's Mark,
that's the last audio.
Speaker 8 (35:16):
You know what that we have. You know what's weird?
And then we're never seen again.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
So yeah, that's it.
Speaker 8 (35:22):
I was at Kirby's house this weekend, right, Yeah, so
I I'm a new phone whatever.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
So now that his boyfriend. So just so you know,
don't you two live together yet?
Speaker 9 (35:30):
He lives in Stephenville and he's going to college to
get his degree, which he should be. Okay, So I'm
at Kirby's house or whatever. So yesterday morning, I'm dead
asleep or whatever. So I wake up and then me
and Kirby watching Came of Thrones and I look at Thrones.
I came to Thrones. I look at my phone on
miss Calls, I'm like, who called me? So my phone number?
(35:52):
Somebody called me from my phone? Oh wow, you lost
which is I don't know because it has my phone
number here and it has a nine to fifty four
a miscall from my phone number.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
Yeah, somebody's got your phone somewhere.
Speaker 8 (36:04):
But no, I thought, because I switched SIM cards, the
other one was deactivating.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
Probably it's Walmart, it's only at and T or Team
ober Riseing or something, so they probably just left them
all on. Oh my god, I don't know. So somehow
taking care of Chris. He lost his wallet and or
his credit card and his phone, and then pretty much
after that, what do we do? I left the next day.
I went back. I went back to Texas, and I
was watching Game of Thrones on a Game of Trones
(36:29):
on the plane because you know, I'm really into that now.
Speaker 10 (36:31):
And you're watching TV on the actual plane. Yeah, oh
that's right. You went first class back right now.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
I didn't. I know it was filled up, but anyway,
I was watching it and we're fifteen minutes before we
land and I had fourteen minutes left in the show,
so I'm like, man, that's perfect. As soon as we're done.
We're landing, you know, as soon as we get into Dallas,
there's a big storm and there's so much turbulence on
the plane, right I break out into a cold sweat,
and then I just feel like I'm gonna throw up.
Like my motion sickness was on a scale of from
one to ten. It was a twelve, and I'm like,
(36:57):
oh my gosh. So I had to take everything in,
my headphones and everything off, but everything back up and
I had to just sit there and concentrate for fifteen
minutes to not throw up. It was the worst thing
we have the vomit bag. I'm not going to throw
up on a plane though, right, well, they have a
vomit bag who wants to throw up. I'm trying not
to throw it out, so anyway, and then they stayed
there that night. They text me and they said they
were sitting behind Melbye.
Speaker 9 (37:18):
Yes, so we went to the Universal Walk, which we
went there whenever Michael Mexican restaurant Saturday night. We went
Saturday night, Yes, Saturday night, Michael took us Universal Walk,
so that it was a Mexican restaurant and we were
sitting in the bar area. Yeah, okay, So we went
back to that same area all my all our friends
and I all of my friends and I and in
walks Melb. And we didn't notice this until Chris was
(37:41):
like freaking out on that on that side or whatever,
and like he was off fanning.
Speaker 8 (37:46):
Himself and everything. And then our friend listens, like what
is wrong with him?
Speaker 9 (37:50):
And then she goes, oh my god, you guys Melb
from the Spice Girls. It's right behind us, and so
like we're trying to like not make it so obviously
right you know that we noticed is her? And then
so we all kind of glanced at different times over there,
and it was her, but her husband was like her bodyguard,
like hovering over her, like.
Speaker 8 (38:10):
And he's huge and so and which.
Speaker 9 (38:13):
She also had her children with her, and we're like,
you know what, she doesn't want to bothered soon. So
then I started getting six Sunday night. So on Tuesday night,
we were gonna go to paul Drag Race season finale. Yeah,
so I'm gonna go. Oy, I say, I'm gonna try
to make it till then, yeah, you know, so I
(38:34):
can be in the audience or whatever. So I got
really sick Monday night, like towards evening, I did go
to the hotel, like straight to the hotel.
Speaker 8 (38:42):
I felt horrible.
Speaker 9 (38:44):
I had to have the like complimentary car service take
me to CVS or something gave me some medicine so
that I.
Speaker 8 (38:51):
Stayed in that night.
Speaker 9 (38:52):
And then Tuesday I felt better. And then towards the
end of the night, which the taping every Paul's Drag Race,
we were there till six the and we didn't leave
until midnight.
Speaker 8 (39:02):
Wow.
Speaker 9 (39:02):
So yeah, about time midnight route Older rolled around, I
was like, Chris, I have to go. Yeah, I'm about
to like pass out. I feel so sick. So I
went back to the hotel and just went to sleep.
Speaker 10 (39:11):
And that was it.
Speaker 1 (39:12):
That's all. And the next day they flew back here, So.
Speaker 8 (39:14):
Never fly whenever you're sick.
Speaker 1 (39:16):
So, yeah, it's terrible.
Speaker 9 (39:17):
Yeah, they having pressure change and all, like my mucus
went into my like ears and my ears, and I
was going like I couldn't hear anything.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
Yeah, it's terrible, freaking it's the worst thing ever. It
feels like you're kind of drowning in a sense.
Speaker 8 (39:29):
No, I didn't know what it was, and that wasn't
it happened.
Speaker 10 (39:31):
I meant that feeling that you had where you can't
hear anything all the time, that's me twenty four seven.
Speaker 8 (39:38):
I was freaking imagine.
Speaker 1 (39:39):
Yeah, And there it goes Bobby Hickey making this about him.
Speaker 8 (39:41):
Of course, and then hey, it's been about you two
for the last twenty Next to me, she was like, sir,
because I was like robbing.
Speaker 9 (39:48):
In my ear, like you okaywhile looks like he's a taliban.
Speaker 2 (39:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (39:53):
And then she's like, I know I'm giving signals, right,
you know, pulling on my ears. You ear this, like, sir.
Speaker 11 (40:01):
It's just like.
Speaker 8 (40:03):
She's like, do you want a piece of gum to
help with the least in the pressure.
Speaker 1 (40:07):
This is a passenger, Yes, the passenger cause she's getting annoyed.
Speaker 8 (40:10):
Probably yeah, she has I have the same thing. I
have the same problem. And I was like, I can
barely hear you put your spade right and then and
then I was like, I was like what. And then
she was like, do you want some gum?
Speaker 9 (40:22):
And she pulls off the gum and I was like, yeah,
I'll take some, even though I don't think it's gonna help.
But I'm like, I'm listening to try whatever. So she's
chewing some. So now I'm chewing some and it didn't help.
I leave out of the plane, get into my Uber
and Wney for Uber.
Speaker 8 (40:36):
I could. I cannot hear.
Speaker 1 (40:38):
Any That was the worst thing I've had. I had
a deal like that a few years ago and it
was terrible.
Speaker 8 (40:42):
It's crazy.
Speaker 1 (40:43):
It took me half a day.
Speaker 8 (40:44):
I mean, you were yeah, I was, really, that's what
you could do? Was really gonna make it any better? No,
But I didn't know that that could happen. I didn't know.
Oh yeah, anytime did I fly? I can't.
Speaker 10 (40:54):
It gets worse because of the cabra the pressure, and
all I can do is either chew gum or if
you did.
Speaker 1 (41:01):
Well at this point, that's not gonna help him. Had
so much mucous back up. But yeah, all right, we
gotta take a break.
Speaker 8 (41:07):
You needed to take a break like ten minutes.
Speaker 1 (41:08):
Yeah, I know, but I think it was pretty entertaining.
I think we had a good time. And you know what,
I'm sad to say, I didn't get to go to DragCon,
so you know.
Speaker 8 (41:16):
Yeah, you're all broken up about it too.
Speaker 1 (41:18):
I've worked that out perfectly. I think I did drop
them off. All these drag queens were in the back
of the Selby cars sitting on top of each other
because I had to pick them up from the airport. Again.
Are from the hotel on my way to the airplant.
Speaker 8 (41:29):
Hey, you went to LA to get some sleep. I
had to have chicken and waf It.
Speaker 1 (41:34):
Was worth it. It was worth it. It was a
good time. And now we're playing on a trip to Vegas.
We'll see if that happens. This is the best of
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