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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You're a bound to enter the world of Michael Zavalla.
Now your change to turn back? Michael, those two red
bull do uh or something like this.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
I can't hear you.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
I'm just a bains that's what you're thinking about.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
This is m Z.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Now, Well we got the uh, we got the Santa
(00:52):
Claus secured? Did I tell you that?
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Spotter?
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Hang on? Oh there you are, chick kick there, I
got you?
Speaker 4 (01:01):
Okay, all right, but no, the last thing we talked
about was a ridiculously expensive hot Chaco.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
For Yeah, so not doing that. But we have a
Santa Claus. Now we have the lady's been texting me
since eleven thirty last night. She has my email address.
She's asking for the same information that I already sent
her in an email and blow me up on myself.
She got my cell phone number from the same email
that has all the information that she was asking for.
(01:30):
And so now the Santa Claus is going to cost
like three hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Will you hired somebody?
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Yeah? And like they sent me a picture of him.
He looks like Santa.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
This is a new era of embassy. Yeah for things
throwing parties that aren't Taco bell.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Right, well, and I mean no, no, no, there's still going
to be Walmart and Taco Bell there. We just have
a Santa Claus now. But this is for the building,
not for us. Oh yeah, for the building. Yeah, it's
it's just a party I'm throwing for them.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
So mean, like, h come take photos of Santa Yeah,
and Steve Harvey.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
And Steve Harvey. Steve Harvey is gonna be out there.
The cutout we've got. We'll have a photographer there. I'm
buying a little backdrop that we're going to return to
Amazon once we're done. And uh, the you're gonna just
sit there take a picture with them. We'll give you
your email address or whatever. We'll send me the picture
when it's done, that kind of thing.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
It'll be fun.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Little little Taco Bell and little Debbie Snacks there from
Walmart as well. So you know, there's still the old
me there, but we just add on to it.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
That's good, that's good.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Yeah, we crying get an emotional about it.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
No, no, well that's not my voice.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Oh but yeah, anyway can make it. But you might
be able to. You never know, you never know what's
gonna happen. You are the Santa that.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Well, the lady text me like one o'clock last night.
She goes, I think I got a Santa Claus for you?
What do you mean you think this is your business?
What do you mean you think you got a Santa Claus?
How many Santa calls that you have? I'm sure they
have a lot this time of year, you know what
I mean? Because and they primarily do children stuff, and
I'm like, this is not for children. No one's gonna
be sitting on his lap that I know of.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
I don't know pretty much any semi fat guy I
can play Sanna.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Right, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Maybe somebody is on sent his lap. You know how
people are nowadays.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
I mean the security guard James downstairs was saying he
would play it, but I'm like, you're working.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
He would be good, Yeah, it would be good.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
He's got that jolly personality, you know. Anyway, all right,
today we're going to be playing a game at Eric's creation.
I like this aer go ahead and tell us what
it is.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
It's it's based off of the IT series on HBO.
Welcome to Airy.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Okay, so think of this.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
Put your put your your your mind, and your body
in dairy and We're gonna play would.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Not milk because I'm like toasting tolerant too yet? Okay,
not that dairy? All right, perfect? So it's would you
rather Dairy?
Speaker 5 (03:53):
Edition?
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Is that what it is?
Speaker 5 (03:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Okay, let me change the screen here so you all
can see it.
Speaker 5 (04:01):
And this is the only thing I found like that
kind of goes along with I feel like the uh
the show aesthetic.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Okay, okay, yes, all right, welcome. Uh tell me when
to go forward because I don't know. I don't want
to spoil anything.
Speaker 5 (04:22):
Yeah, So, well I explained the rules because Michael always
seems to forget to explain that.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Right, because what are we doing? I don't remember.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
So we're just gonna I'm just gonna.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
Ask a question, you know, would you rather you know,
do A or b depending on you know, whatever the
questions are. And I would like to go around the
room and just ask everybody what would they rather do?
And if you want to give more of explanation why
you would do that, please do so? All right, So
the first question is, so you're visiting a town named
(04:51):
darry with a motto, So which would you be more
geared towards? Uh attending?
Speaker 2 (04:58):
So I'm driving to be like car downs. I see
a sign and it could say this or this right, yeah, okay.
Speaker 5 (05:04):
So okay, So either a population fluctuating okay, or would
you rather visit a town dairy motto of home of
Penny Wise sewer Tours.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
I'm immediately going a there's no sewer anywhere on Earth
that I want a tour of.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
I feel like if I'm driving down the highway and
I'm bored and I see a sign this a sewer tours,
I'd be like, because I'm an Ninja Turtle fan, so
I would say, oh, you know, that'd be kind of cool.
And in my head as I'm doing the tour, we'd
think of myself as a you know, Michaelangelo or something. Okay,
So I would do the sewer tour.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
You can think you get powers?
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Yeah, being down there, maybe I could bit by a
radioactive something rat.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Yeah, I choose be just because I love a tour.
Speaker 5 (05:52):
I don't know if you're going on this tour. Would
you rather eat a A pie that whispers compliments or
b pop corn that giggles when you chew?
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Hmm, popcorn that giggles when you chew? I think because
if I'm watching it during like a you know, a
comedy movie which they don't make anymore, But if they
did and I'm watching it like Austin Powers five, I
think that would be kind of funny. Would make me
laugh because it's funny.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
It's kind of a laugh. Yeah, yeah, the same same response.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
Uh like it just it giggling would just make me laugh, period,
It didn't matter what we were doing.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
I just think it was so funny that the popcorns laughing.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
You wouldn't want to hear a compliments Nah, I think
they'd be fake. I'd be like, you're lying to me, pie,
shut up, all right?
Speaker 5 (06:41):
Would you rather a open a door labeled definitely not
a trap or b follow a trail of red balloons
into a basement?
Speaker 3 (06:52):
Mm hmm, Milne balloone is like expensive these days. You
could just like gather them all and yeah for like
two days before the.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
DEFLA I think I don't know. I think I would
do if I know, if I know I was going
to my deathbed at this point, I think I would
follow the balloons. At least it's kind of fun before,
you you know.
Speaker 5 (07:14):
Really, I would think that definitely not a trap would
be funner. Do you think so if you're gonna die anyways,
you might as well just yeah, you know, get it
over with.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Well it's a mystery.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
Yeah, I'd go with the trail of balloons because the
trail could lead to something nice.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Yeah, I don't know when I'm starting, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (07:30):
The balloon seemed like it seems a little more you know,
ominous than than a door labeled definitely not a trap.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Hello with the balloon. You know, kids love the balloon?
Speaker 1 (07:44):
All right?
Speaker 5 (07:44):
Would you rather take a curse gift that's either A
a flashlight that only turns on when danger is near,
or B a diary that writes back sarcastically.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
B that's just fun.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
A flashlight that only turns on when danger is near?
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Or No.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
I would do the flashlight because it reminds me of
use Lord of the Rings, you know when yeah yeah, yeah,
oh no, that or he had somebody at some point
had like a sword that would glow yeah when the
Orcs are around or something like that.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
I would do that.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Me too.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
So that was eating popcorn.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Like A diary that writes back that just sounds fun.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Yeah, I mean I already hate riding, so a diary
if I'm like dear diary and then it fishes it
for me.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
Great. No, I don't think. I don't think it's gonna.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Because I already have that. Now it's called AI.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
I think it's just responding to you.
Speaker 5 (08:41):
Oh okay, okay. So the last one is, so who
would you rather take a ride with? Either a penny
white is driving a clown car with seventeen other clowns,
or would you rather rather ride and a ghost uber
that never stops the red lights?
Speaker 4 (09:01):
I'm going just because I've been in that car already. Yeah,
that's what I was thinking.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
I know.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
I know Spider's gonna say something of this.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Yeah, I don't know, because the seventeen leisure to get
there safe, but the drive there is going to be horrible,
you know, because you're crammed up against these sweaty people.
The other one you're you're probably in there by yourself,
but you may die because you're going to hit a
red light. So I don't know. It depends on what
mood I'm in.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Order is the ghost uber like, is the car ghosts
or the driver? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Well, okay, if the car's ghostly, then nothing's gonna hit it,
So then let's do that that's a way mo. Basically,
that's indestructible. Catherine, what do you think?
Speaker 3 (09:41):
Yeah, and I'm impatient that's true.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Yeah, yeah, is that it?
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Yeah? Got okay, thanks Perfume.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Yeah yeah, congratulations on your first that was your first
game in a long time.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Yeah, it was good.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
I liked it.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Did you come up with the questions?
Speaker 5 (10:02):
I got help with my my sarcastic sarcastic diary, I guess,
and help you know from that?
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Was it the one in the now discord?
Speaker 6 (10:11):
No, no, no, but it's actually this is actually a
mixture of multiple answers I got from that thing, so
I put I put them together.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
So, you know, I've never seen anything past the original it, so, uh,
you know, I've never really I kind of wanted to
watch the newer movies, but then now they got the
TV show? So should I start with the TV show?
Speaker 5 (10:36):
And then no, there's not really an order that the
TV show is a prequel to the like to the
books in the movie, I will say that the TV
show does have a lot of Easter eggs, like in
the you know, start Stephen King universe. Yeah, so they
had the guy from the Shining the one that was
(10:57):
a cook in the Shining that one that kind of
helped Danny Torrents find out, like we'll kind of like
put a name to like his abilities and all that.
So he's actually in the TV show in his younger version, uh,
in the military. And I mena will spoil it too
much for like if you watch it or whatever, but it's
(11:17):
really really good because the guy the creator kind of
kind of connects.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Multiple beautiful okay in the universe into the IT.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Because I'm running out of shows, you know, stranger things.
I'm about to finish watching here you know, this month,
and uh, and then once that's done, because it's really
not a lot of good shows out so I thought
about going to Welcome to Dairy Farm or whatever it's called.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Yeah, because I will say that, like.
Speaker 5 (11:38):
The TV show is kind of like has the same
look as the movie, and I feel like, I don't
know if like they use the same footage from the movie,
but I feel like it looks exactly the same, Like
there's some sections of the movie that looks exactly the
samac in the show.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Okay, well, definitely watch it. Do you do you watch
any of that, Catherine, like the IT movies or anything.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
I have I think you should. You should watch the
newest one.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Yeah, okay, oh well, I mean I got strange of
things I gotta finish up.
Speaker 5 (12:05):
But yeah, I will say, like I've watched all the
movies right before I watching the show, and I will.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Say the.
Speaker 5 (12:13):
I don't know, I'm trying to think it's not like scary,
and it's not. I don't know if I would call
it like horror, but I guess I would call it horror.
But it's not gory, and it's not like jump out
and scary, right, but it is kind of like creepy
a little a little bit of like some of it
also can be gross.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
So yeah, that's kind of what I don't like, gore porn.
So that's the reason why I kind of stayed away
from it.
Speaker 5 (12:39):
No, it's really not Yeah, okay, I would say, like
I was telling Katherine, I feel like it's more of
like a psychological thriller with some horror aspects in it.
But it said, really, well, I don't know, you have
to watch it. I think you're a weird person, so.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
I think the time to tell me.
Speaker 5 (12:58):
So I think you enjoy the creativity and the weirdness
of this of the TV show.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
I got it. Yeah, okay, well that sounds good. Uh
that's it for uh this show.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
I like it.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
You should do more of these I like, would you
rathers Okay, do some Christmas ones? We got Christmas coming
up soon, Okay, so let's do that.
Speaker 5 (13:17):
All right.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
We'll see you guys next time.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
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