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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You're abound to enter the world of Michael Zavalla.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Now your change to turn back? Michael, those do read
well do uh or something?
Speaker 3 (00:17):
I can't hear you.
Speaker 4 (00:19):
Wow, I'm just a bains at what you're thinking about.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
This is m Z.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Now, Well, it's our Thanksgiving show, and uh, I wanted
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to go around the room if anyone wants to talk
about how you know what the thankful for this year.
If you don't have anything to be thankful for, that's okay.
I have something to be thankful for. So but if
anybody has any thing, go ahead, go ahead.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
I'll go first, Okay, go ahead. I am thankful that
I didn't get pregnant or go to jail.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
Any day of the year.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Cloud, Yes, yes.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Go off, queen professional auntie period, no record. Yeah, that's
that's something to be proud of, especially as I'm black.
I'm kidding, well, you'd be out there in the streets,
you know.
Speaker 5 (01:24):
Yes, I didn't realize until a few years ago that
black women have a high risk of like dying during
birth giving birth. Yeah, I didn't know that.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Yeah, that's true exactly. Well that's not the reason. I
just can't imagine procreating with a bomb.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
I just know all of you have relations with bombs
all the time. I live downtown, so.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Sometimes you see a man who's homosexual or whatever case.
But then sometimes they're covered in Wolve's clothing, and then
you come to find out that they already had three
other baby mamas.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
Listen to Summer Walker, You'll find out a bum don't
just mean you're broke.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
I'm living on the streets, still trying to get over
the term hobo.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Sexual homosexual basically means that you mess around with people
so you have a place to stay, some food.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
You every day.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
Yeah, Tellege Gambino, he don't want to coin that phrase
in my o. People.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
College is okay. You could be a bum low key
in college. You could struggle. I won't say be a bum,
but bum is a way of life. It's a way
of thinking. It's not just about your pockets. Yeah, but
I'm thankful and I don't run through neither one of them.
So yes, as a black woman, So glad I didn't
get pregnant. And you know, Gail is not fun. We've
gone over this before.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Yeah, yeah, we had to. You know, we lost somebody
to jail this year.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
All right, we ain't going there, Eric.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
Leave myself.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
I'm thankful that they're making like good uh spinoff series
of horror.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Yes, like okay, yeah, Darry, Yeah, they.
Speaker 5 (02:54):
Went out with a Jason Voorhees series soon. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Ask me what I'm thankful for?
Speaker 5 (03:00):
Oh, what are you thankful for?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
I'm thankful that I finally got the night Rider car
back because it's putting out a mechanic shop for three weeks.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Now, hostage, Yeah, I think long take the pink dong off.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Oh that still hasn't been removed. So I call this
company who I have been recommended. They said this is
the best guy. He's going to take care of it. YadA,
YadA YadA.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
When he says they say, multiple people like I would trust.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Yeah, people that don't even know each other. Yeah, okay,
they all recommended this guy. So I'm like, well, I'm
in good hands. So I call the company and I go, hey,
I'm planning on bringing it in on Monday. I'm going
to tow it ed. Here's the problems. Can you guys
take it in automotive terms, I'm making an rs VP, right,
I have a reservation. Now, he goes, yeah, absolutely, bring
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it in. So Monday morning I re raised my schedule
so I can get there and you know, meet the
tow truck driver, get it over there, hand over the
keys to all the paperwork, whatever I need to do.
And I didn't hear back from them from them for
a week, so then I call on a Tuesday. On
a Tuesday, I call and I say, hey, I just
want to make sure I didn't miss a call or anything,
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because I you know, maybe I gave you the wrong
number or digit. Off it happens and she goes, no,
we just haven't got to it yet. We had a
couple of cars in front of it. And in my mind,
I'm thinking, well, it would have been nice to know
because it's been sitting outside, because when it's at home,
I've got it covered up. It's underneath, you know, it's
in its little spot, it's got you know, it's very
well protected over there. It's out in the element. Yeah,
I think that maybe now that I've made this phone call,
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they're going to get right on it.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Right.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Another week goes by, never heard anything from him, and
I go, I was at my grandparents house last week,
and I go, if I don't hear from him by Monday,
I'm gonna call him on Tuesday and be like, what
are the chances of me getting this thing back by Thanksgiving?
It's been there for almost a month, you know, half
a month anyway, And so I called them on Tuesday,
no answer. About an hour later, they call me back
and they go, Hey, all the problems that you're having
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with your car come down to it needs a tune up.
I say, oh, And in my mind, I'm like, that's
kind of weird. I don't think it needs a tune up.
But whatever, he's the best. So I said, that's fine,
go ahead and do it. She's going to be six
hundred and something dollars. I go, that sounds in my head,
I'm thinking that sounds high for a tune out.
Speaker 5 (05:07):
Yeah it is.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
That sounds No, that sounds about right.
Speaker 5 (05:11):
How it is, Parlo.
Speaker 4 (05:12):
It's a super old car.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Yeah, that's why you would think it get cheaper though, right,
you would think.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
No.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
My issue was, now, if I was going to pull
this car, I've got to take it to another place,
and it's the week before Thanksgiving. It's just going to
sit because they've got other cars are trying to get
out for the holidays. Or I can bring it back
home now, there's three toes involved, because now after it
goes back home, I got to send it's another mechanic shop.
It's the whole pain. So I'm like, just keep it there,
fix it. And I'm like, I don't know how long
this is going to take. Thursday, they call me, your
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car is ready to go. I'm up here, and I said,
what time do you guys close? I go three o'clock clock.
It's like two thirty now at this point I said,
I said, well, I can't get there until maybe four
o'clock or something. Is that okay? Yeah, that's fine. The
owner's here till five. Perfect. So I fight traffic get
down there. I see the night Rider car out in
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the parking lot. They have a truck in front of it.
They had a couple of cars ready. I'm guessing that's
like their barrier. So somebody doesn't just come and take
a car without paying for it, I guess. So I
go and look around.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
No one's there.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
There's a mechanic working on a car, and I go, hey, guy,
I'm here to pick up the car, the night Rider car.
He goes, okay, yeah, let me call the boss. Calls
the boss and he goes, oh, yeah, really, okay, I'll
tell him. He goes, can you come by tomorrow? And
I'm like, what's going on? He goes, well, the truck
that's parked in front of your car, we don't have
the keys for it. The customer has it, yes, And
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I go, well, I guess that's my only option, right.
You can't push it, so you can't move the truck.
That's the only thing.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
He goes, yea, yea.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Come by tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
So same thing.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Come by the next day, pick up the car, start
it up, you know, pay the bill. Everything started up,
drives fine again. I'm thinking, I don't know if it
if it's just a tune up. The guy did tell
me though, that he recommends me going to a muffler
shop because it sounds like the catalytic converter was stopped
up and that can maybe lead to some of my
starting problems and things like that.
Speaker 5 (06:55):
So what is he what kind of stop is he?
Speaker 1 (06:57):
He just a regular mcade? He didn't do the muffler side.
I have an exit guy, I can go to have
an exhaust.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Wait, what they're not one and the same, No, two
different specialties.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Now you have to have like different kind of equipment.
For a muffly shop. Yeah, because that's a lot of welding.
That's uh, we're also talking about a car from the eighties. Yes,
that's like we gotta really have to because probably more
than likely they're going to recraft something on that car
that you cannot right.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Yeah, so it's a specialty thing. I already got a guy,
No big deal. So I drive the car. It's driving fine.
I realize that it's kind of sputtering. As I'm going,
I'm like, I'm looking at the gas skage. I'm like,
don't remember last time put gas on his car. It's
probably close to empty. Let me go to the first
gas station. I go to the gas station, fill it up.
As I'm filling up, some guy comes around with, hey,
can I take a picture of it?
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Sure?
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Absolutely? Five dollars and uh, this car keeping this I
just paid six hundred and seventy dollars. Yeah, now he
took a picture that we're talking about it. Whatever, I said,
have a nice day. He gets in his car. I
get in my car, turn it on. Takes me five
minutes to start it again. That could be the catalytic
converter issue. I'm not blaming this guy for this, I'll
finally get it started. I get it home, got truckers
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over there waving at me and stuff, you know, as
I'm driving, like, oh that's a night rider car. You know,
kind of get a lot of attention driving it, which
I don't like. So then I sit, I get it
to the house, and then I do my what kind
of damage does a mechanic do to the car?
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Walk around?
Speaker 1 (08:17):
You know, because things every time I've taken it to
the shop, there's some sort of ding or scratch or
something on it. So and I'm very ocd about this
kind of thing, and so let me do my little
walk around and let me see what I can find.
Speaker 6 (08:30):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Surprisingly, the car was in good condition. They had everything
was pretty good how it was except for the front bumper.
Speaker 5 (08:37):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
So on each corner of the bumper or both corners
of the bumper, there's scuff marks on there from they
probably put a towel on the front part of the bumper,
but when they're reaching over, you know, their belt and
their ants are scratching it, and now there's scuff marks.
Now most of it, ninety nine point nine percent of
it is buff aable, like most of that will come out,
but there are a couple of little scratches are too
deep that are probably not going to come out. As
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much as I want to get super irritated with this guy,
I'm like, you know what, this is gonna happen. Because
I'm gonna keep taking it to a few shops over
the next year or so, it's gonna have more scratches.
And so I think we've determined that once everything's done,
we're gonna wrap the car. I think that'd be the
best way to protect the original paint.
Speaker 5 (09:16):
But if you take a classic car is somewhere light
to mechanics, don't you think they would have the decency
of life. Oh, let me put something to protect it. Yeah,
I'm leaning on it or whatever? Right, I mean, can
you can you like charge them or sue them from.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Well, I'm not going to damage it.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
I'm not going to do all that, but I'm sure
you I could go back and say, hey, look what's
going on with the car, But then, knowing these guys, oh,
we'll take care of it. We got a guy. It's
gonna sit there for another month, and then what other
more damage were we to get? They did send me
a little text with a feedback thing and I've been
debating whether to fill it out or not. I think
I'm gonna fill it out, because how are you gonna
you know, this is a classic car. You're you're the guy.
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You're not a body guy. You're a mechanic guy. I
get it, But at least take care of the body. Yeah,
like put a sheet down or something. I don't know,
but at least's back home. It's back and it's it's safe.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Uh Now, I got to work on the dash, and
that's the next thing I'm working on.
Speaker 5 (10:07):
Like what about that Scooby do you guy, the one that
has a Scooby do van? Like, where does he take
his car to get fixed?
Speaker 1 (10:12):
I'm sure I'm his car. Well, he's got a wrap
that's a rap. So that's why when I was talking
to him, I'm like, maybe we should wrap this car,
especially going to show it more with fingerprints and people
are going to scuff it, right, It's going to happen.
But if you have a wrap, it's gonna be well protected.
And if you do scratch it, you can just take
that panel wrap off and put a new one on.
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So I think I'm just gonna do that. I'm gonna
find a partner here in DFW that once ago, you know,
give me a discount.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
That's it. When was the last time you wrapped it up?
Speaker 1 (10:42):
I mean, I'm Hispanic. You know, I didn't think, but
I didn't think you're a Catholic. I mean my parents
sauld have seven kids, so but they're not Catholic. They're
just keeping the tradition. Yeah, they were just they just
like having sex.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Good. I'm glad your parents did.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
All right, it's awesome.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
I'm thankful for that. That's that's the Clark's tecond before perfect.
Now we're gonna play a game. I'm very excited about
this game. It's gonna be price is right, but it's
inflation edition turkey meal like Thanksgiving meals. How much has
this stuff actually gone up in value since? And we're
judging off of a twenty twenty price, so how much
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has it gone up?
Speaker 3 (11:24):
I just wanted to know. Are we gonna win like
a grocery gift carters on yeah turkey?
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Maybe a free coffee from Starbucks. You give Mike, you
get Mike.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
That's ten dollars right there. I can use that on
a ham on what ham?
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Look how festive it is in here. Now, Wow, let's
play price is right? Inflation Thanksgiving? This reminds me of
that scene and Severance.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
What you been?
Speaker 1 (11:53):
They throw the party, the pizza party basically.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
For the jazz. Yeah, the relentless jazz or whatever they
called it. Now, let's meet our contestants.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
We'll start with there, Eric Star.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
You have to say to Eric, where are you from?
Speaker 5 (12:11):
I am from Dallas, Texas?
Speaker 2 (12:13):
All right? Do you eat Thanksgiving food? Or I do?
Speaker 5 (12:19):
I don't cook it, but I eat it?
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Okay, I heard that?
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Next from Dallas is Clark Clark.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
Yeah, hello America. I'm from Dallas. What is your favorite
thing about Thanksgiving? My favorite thing about Thanksgiving is giving?
Thanks perfect? And uh, Sean, where are you from?
Speaker 4 (12:42):
I'm from Los Angeles?
Speaker 1 (12:43):
All right, I wanna have a boo on here.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
We need help.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
What's your favorite part about Thanksgiving.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
The fact that my native America Harry Diach didn't catch
the smallpox?
Speaker 1 (12:54):
There you go, that's great.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Now over there on the couch, Catherine, Where are you from?
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Catherine? I'm from Plano, Texas?
Speaker 3 (13:06):
All right?
Speaker 1 (13:08):
What's your favorite thing about Thanksgiving?
Speaker 2 (13:11):
The like twelve hour nap I get to take after
I eat? Oh? That's a traditional Plano take wever now, yeah,
Plano is known for that. Yeah, sodding off, Yeah, all right.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
First of all, the list is a sixteen pound frozen turkey.
How much do you think this goes for in twenty
twenty five.
Speaker 5 (13:30):
I'm thinking I'm thinking won twenty and twenty.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Bucks, one hundred and twenty bucks.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Clark, I want to go to your grocery sort he
shouts the Wow, I'm gonna go thirty seven eighty nine,
all right, go ahead, Sean, I'm gonna say fifty five,
fifty five.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Catherine Clark, what was yours?
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Thirty seven eighty nine, thirty seven eighty thirty seven ninety.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
All right, Oh, she's one of those. It is incorrect.
All of you guys got it wrong, act double wrong. Actually, yeah,
all of you guys got a wrong. Actual retail price
is twenty one.
Speaker 5 (14:16):
Fifth, and I was thinking like twenty something.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
You're taking like one hundred and twenty something dollars.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
It is up ten percent from twenty twenty even it
seemed like it was really outrageous. I mean, it is
nineteen dollars or twenty one dollars. That's a's a it's
a pretty it couldn't have.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
Been that much because people be giving away turkey, so
I should have thought about that.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Next one on the list, Oh it is that.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
That is the worst looking stuffing. Yeah, that's cretons. That's
a bunch of that. If somebody brought that, I would.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Glad Clark say it, because I was about to be like,
this is a white people just no, no.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
No, no, no, no, listen, I get it, I get it,
all right, are some cultural of stereotypes, but we even
I wouldn't eat that, all right, fourteen ounce cubed stuffing,
mixed cubed. What do you think the actual retail price is?
Speaker 5 (15:09):
Ninety nine cents?
Speaker 1 (15:10):
All right, Clark?
Speaker 2 (15:13):
I mean that right there. It looks I don't know, uh,
three seventy nine, alright, sixteen ounces, sixteen ounce, fourteen outs, sorry,
fourteen out, three seventy nine, alright, three seventy nine.
Speaker 4 (15:26):
I'm gonna say a dollar ninety nine, all.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Right, dollar ninety nine actual retail price. Catherine, what about Catherine, Bob?
I forgot about Catherine paying New York pets the top.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Oh, go ahead, you got.
Speaker 4 (15:43):
It right right on the top of my head.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Three eighty yeah, three eighty eighty actual retail price is
two oh two fifty nine for that, right, I'll say it.
Speaker 4 (15:57):
One ninety nine. I was the closest thing.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Oh that's right, you went. It is down three point
four percent than you.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Why maga, thank you, President Trump? All right?
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Next to the list, a three pound bag of sweet potatoes.
Speaker 4 (16:13):
Live person, I'm supposed to notice?
Speaker 2 (16:15):
Yeah, why you'll let everybody? What about a native American person?
Is that like regular potatoes?
Speaker 5 (16:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (16:21):
I mean I'm irish, So either way.
Speaker 4 (16:23):
I should either grow them or know how much they cost?
Speaker 1 (16:25):
All right, Sean, go ahead?
Speaker 3 (16:26):
Dang oh man, no, no, I gotta be knack. I'm
going there, Eric, how much? What's the quantity?
Speaker 6 (16:34):
Three pounds punds of sweet potatoes? I'm gonna go ahead,
and quantity quantity quantity three ft fo soree fit.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
All right, I'm gonna say five five five ninety five?
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Heay, Catherine, why don't you go first?
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Go ahead, Catherine, I'm gonna say like fifty cents. All right,
you don't shop much, right, I wouldn't know much this.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
I'm gonna go two two forty nine actual retail point
women three pounds pounds? Oh shoot, let's go uh six
dollars and twenty nine cents.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Actual retail price is four dollars. Sean wins again, yay.
Speaker 4 (17:18):
I'll be shopping. You know, my ancestor woman pissed off.
I wouldn't got that.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
What's the uh, it's top sixteen point things.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
They don't want to see us sixty They want us
to switch. See the conspiracy is they want us to
do pumpkin pie. We not crossing over period.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
All right, okay.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Next up on the list is a one dozen dinner rolls.
Those are rolls of the working man. Okay, those are
rolls from the heart land. Yeah, that's that's Those are
dollar gener roles, can yeah, b road.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Those might have came from a Pickley wiggly all right.
Speaker 4 (17:51):
Not the pig jesus, well, Clark, what do you think
they cost?
Speaker 2 (17:54):
That's right, dollars seventy nine? All right, those rolls, yeah,
one fifty. Catherine, I just heard shots of Michael. Yeah,
those are definitely not for New Mexico. Those roles.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Go ahead, go ahead, Katherine.
Speaker 4 (18:17):
I'm saying a barter system, all right.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
Two socks. She's gonna trade a pint of freshly milked
goat milk.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
Rolls, all right, Sean, and go ahead. I want to
say a dollar all right, actual retail price three.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
I'm ready to riot in gluten free. Why why it's up?
Why storm the capitol for less than that? Alright? You
you might? No, I don't. Are you getting your crack?
Speaker 4 (18:52):
We'll talk after his share, all right?
Speaker 6 (18:53):
Wait ah wait, don't get it out that we.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Got away. Tilly sponsor is a little inflated downtown.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
All right.
Speaker 5 (19:02):
They're robbing people because you can buy a flowering yet
like two.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
Yeah, it's ready made. You just pop them out the
can and throw them an oven for thirty minutes, no, ma'am,
all right. Twelve ounce fresh cranberries is next. Let's start
with Sean.
Speaker 4 (19:17):
How many pounds is it is?
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Twelve? I don't know.
Speaker 4 (19:25):
Two dollars?
Speaker 2 (19:26):
All right?
Speaker 1 (19:27):
So far, by the way, Sean has got every single
one except for one, I think. But you're winning, Sean,
two dollars. Go ahead, nine, Clark, I'm gonna go hm
dollar thirty eight all right, Catherine.
Speaker 5 (19:46):
Two dollars in a cent.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
I'm sorry, Wow, getting beat up of her show is crazy.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
But actual retail price two twenty.
Speaker 4 (19:56):
Now, we catch your hats. We catch your hass because
I should have had that.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Wait, wait a minute, what's the only thing that went
down in value so far? It's the uh, the stuffing. Yeah,
a one pound vegetrate specializing in carrots and celery. That's
I ignore the This is.
Speaker 4 (20:15):
An important question. Who buys with or without? The ranch?
Speaker 2 (20:18):
Without? Without? Okay? Okay, So just a bunch of vegetables
that have been cut up, Go ahead, Catherine, like truly,
I'm thinking like nine ninety nine.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
All right, Wow, that's a one pound vegetable truck. Is
that like raw sleep potato in the middle. Yeah, ignore
all that. That's the only stock photo we could find.
It's just carrots and sage. Just imagine eating raw sweet potato.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
I think that's all right. Uh, Eric Clark, I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna go five, five even even five dollars sean
eight ninety nine.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Ninety nine actual retail price?
Speaker 2 (21:04):
What gallar?
Speaker 3 (21:05):
What cent?
Speaker 5 (21:07):
Where are these at?
Speaker 3 (21:08):
I don't know, Trey, is this there's no way whose
tray is this?
Speaker 2 (21:13):
The no way?
Speaker 3 (21:15):
No, no, no. I have to see this in person.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
First of all, I want to see up sixty one percent.
So I want to see the forty vegetables raight from
twenty twenty. Yeah, se tray.
Speaker 4 (21:28):
How big is this tray?
Speaker 2 (21:30):
It's small? What is small?
Speaker 4 (21:32):
It's a little small tray, you know you talking about
lunchible size.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
Yeah. Probably, Well, think about going to a grocery store
and what you can get for a dollar eighteen?
Speaker 3 (21:40):
No, that's how much the batch cost them to California. Like,
that's the same. That's yet who won?
Speaker 2 (21:46):
You did?
Speaker 5 (21:46):
We?
Speaker 2 (21:47):
We got we got two more. We got.
Speaker 1 (21:50):
This one thirty ounce pumpkin pie mix.
Speaker 4 (21:53):
Clark, you got it?
Speaker 5 (21:54):
Oh pup mix?
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Oh mix? Yeah, oh, thirty ounce of make. That's gotta
be like I'd say three dollars and forty two cents,
all right? Eric a dollar and twenty cent okay, Sean.
Speaker 3 (22:13):
I'm sorry, I'm unfamiliar with pumpkin mix. Is it a
can or is it a box?
Speaker 2 (22:17):
Yeah, I don't know it's a can.
Speaker 4 (22:19):
I'm gonna say eighty nine cent.
Speaker 1 (22:20):
Okay, Catherine, Yeah, like ninety nine actual retail price? Three
dollars fifty cents. Clark gets a point there, and it's
I know Clark would know how many high point four
percent from twenty twenty?
Speaker 2 (22:33):
Nice? All right, we'll do. We have to say, you know, ala,
who kept that pumpkin price. You see how the inflation
on that was actually manageable. You know who did that,
the pumpkin' trump? Thank you, Lord Trump, thank you? Maga
uh next one last one a one gallon whole milk. Hmmm.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
And I don't buy any of this stuff, so I would.
Speaker 5 (22:58):
I guess I'll say three dollars.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
God, that really is important if it's if it's store brand,
or it's that's really from the cow's teat it's bored.
If it's boreding, that's like almost six bucks. If it's
a store brand like Lucern, I'm gonna go, let's say,
yeah dollars, Okay, three dollars and twenty two cents?
Speaker 4 (23:17):
All right, I'm gonna just say two ninety nine.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Nine, Eric, is it three fifty three fifty Catherine three
fifty one, three fifty one all low? Actual retail price
three dollars seventy one. Since Katherine won that round with
the milksman, up twenty one point from twenty twenty. The
winner of today's Thanksgiving price is right inflation?
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Is you the listener?
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Shud thank you you win.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
I do buy food, so you buy food.
Speaker 4 (23:51):
Shoutouts to me being able to cook.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
That's true. So we don't know that. We don't know
that you can cook. We just know you buy food.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
I can cook better than you.
Speaker 2 (24:01):
Sounds like we have to have a cookoff, so I'm
not eating anything. Michael made Christmas dinner cookoff. Oh yes,
Christmas inner cookoff.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
I can make some little uh uh little chocolate chip cookies.
Speaker 6 (24:14):
Okay, maybe it's making that's making. Are you trying to
think of stuff that like you can little Debbie?
Speaker 3 (24:21):
This guy, you couldn't even make your own caramel apple
and banata. You over here still hanging off of taco bells.
D Yeah, together. You know you can't cook. Isn't that
ex keeps trying to come back because I can cook.
Speaker 4 (24:36):
That's the only reason.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
All right, let me get this off here, all right.
So Spider's birthday was a couple of weeks ago, Happy Birthday,
and uh, I got him a present that I had
custom made. And uh, I don't know if you're gonna
like it not, but Spider wears a lot of hats,
and I thought, you know, one of the things I
think that.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
One of the things that I don't like is a
hat and gift.
Speaker 1 (25:02):
Yeah, but this is this is gonna be good. And
you know, because I know, I'm guessing Spider is a
fan of the hats I say, like Dallas and it's
upside down get out.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
I know, I know the brand, so I'm aware they
also have some nice Pegasus hats.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Yeah, so I I uh, I was like, you know,
he's probably a fan of the upside down hats, So
I made him a hat that's exactly that.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
Uh did you wrap it up?
Speaker 1 (25:30):
No, that's how it came in. That made Yeah, the
show is because for the.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
People listen, it was a it was a great reveal.
Speaker 4 (25:39):
Oh, I like the Colors game.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
One, a s M R color. I don't know if
I've worn before a nice.
Speaker 4 (25:48):
Bige or the fact that it says upside down upside down.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
Yeah, yeah, I don't. I don't mind it. Yeah, I
know it's good classy that says upside down.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
It's a little satire of the thing it.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Yeah, it feels very cheap. Yeap. It definitely was, but
I will wear it at some point.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
Well, and I liked it so much I had one
printed for me because I thought. I didn't think about
it at the time, but afterwards, I'm like, you know,
I need to get Me one because upside down could
also represent stranger things. Yeah, you know. And the final
season's coming out. I'm excited for it because it's Ian
and I want to see a bunch of forty year
olds acting like high schoolers. I'm excited about that. But
(26:28):
other than that, I'm gonna be there. I'm gonna be
watching it. I'm gonna probably binge. Everything comes out Wednesday,
I think, so I'm gonna watch everything really yeah, it
comes out this week, so and then that's it. So
other than that, I don't really have anything else to
By the way, I don't know if anybody's noticed, we've
actually made shorter shows, and we're making them kind of
(26:48):
one segment. That's kind of our new thing going forward.
We're going to test out it doesn't work, we'll switch
it back at some point, but I think it'll be better.
It's just it's easier for us to produce smaller segmented shows,
and we produce more in one sitting only. I think
we're going to do one today, but in general, I
think it'll be really cool at the end of the day,
and hopefully we have plans for next year whre we're
actually gonna be pushing out more shows a week and
(27:10):
they're going to be better, I think, you know. So
we have a lot of stuff in the works for that.
But other than that, we'll be back next week with
friends giving KK, Billy and Marco Soto who if you
don't know him, he's Chris Sapphires older brother.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
I hadn't seen him since the night before the leg break.
Speaker 1 (27:30):
Oh it really has been that long.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Yeah, dude, that sounds like a Christmas story. Well, we
need to figure out Christmas. We need we need to
write up a Christmas story. You know, literally today. There
were events going on the night before that happened.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Yeah, we had a whole effect. Eric got drunk, drunk
since then, Yeah, I was trying to make sure everyone
got home safe. I had to be the parent of
the group.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
And the best part was that you triggered the memory
that we were in Denny's. I'm was sending people home
and ubers because we were all pretty messed up. And
he told Eric, just don't tell him your name is Michael,
and he or, no, tell him your name is Michael,
And he went out to the uber, got in, told
him his name wasn't Michael. And it got kicked him out.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Yea, all right, Well that's it for the show. Catherine,
do you have anything to say. We haven't seen you
in a while. How's your dating life going? Everything going good?
Got a roster?
Speaker 4 (28:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (28:28):
Okay. Did anything happen with convention man? Convention Man?
Speaker 5 (28:35):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (28:35):
Okay, come on, come on more, No, no where you'll
go be a perverct Clark. I'm not being a pervert.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Joined MS now plus whatever it's called MS plus Ultramax
and Catherine as a whole spill about her love life
and uh loving with Catherine I think is what it's called,
or something like that. Soft endings, Yeah, soft endings or
something you.
Speaker 4 (28:57):
Want me to bring up the coffee shop or not?
Speaker 2 (28:59):
Oh yeah, go ahead, sorry about that.
Speaker 4 (29:00):
Well no, you didn't even bring me in for it
or nothing.
Speaker 3 (29:03):
But all I want to say is, with a quick
little rent, Dallas, if y'all could just let a business
open like a normal establishment, I would love that because
to be out in the rain in a line for
a coffee shop is insane, like in the rain for
a free cookie that I know ain't slapping like that.
New York has already let us down with Prince Street Pizza.
I know, they letting us down with this new place.
(29:25):
Wait for something to just get its legs going, get
it on the ground and stop like y'all act like
y'all you never had coffee before.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
I know, I don't like that.
Speaker 4 (29:34):
It's so annoying.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Well that's the that's the Dallas thing though, Like we're lucky.
If a place stays open for two years, you got
to get it while it's.
Speaker 3 (29:41):
At this point eight months, and then these influencers gonna
get on they think, oh.
Speaker 4 (29:44):
My gosh, look at this new place.
Speaker 3 (29:45):
It's so great and it's okay trash, yeah, absolute trash.
Speaker 4 (29:48):
So that's all.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
Well, Also, we don't have anything to call her own
anymore because everyone just bringing us. If you had something
fancy in New York, now it's coming to Dallas, and
it's a cross all.
Speaker 3 (29:57):
Dallas really has them upside down. Hats, texts and barbecue.
So I mean, y'all didn't have nothing Lesbee Fair.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
We got really the barbecue in the city. Not that great.
Speaker 3 (30:08):
Yeah, I would agree, But yeah, when y'all thought y'all
was getting airwine, y'all was turned up and ready to
have a line around the block to pay twenty dollars
for a smoothie.
Speaker 5 (30:14):
Relax, Relax, Yeah, well, I know you're serious, because for
a black woman to be out on the rain possibly
get a hair wet? Oh you really what I call it?
Speaker 2 (30:24):
Listen? Luckily?
Speaker 3 (30:25):
Luckily, well, I didn't get out that car when I
wrapped ride that butter and name was that Joseph a
bank waiting for them toe bags and them cookies? I said,
tell no, I won't. I will go to the trader shows.
Y'all play too much. I have class.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
I will go to.
Speaker 3 (30:37):
Get a cookie somewhere else. No, they was tweaking. But
I'm okay, Now, well that's good. So what makes this
coffee so good?
Speaker 4 (30:46):
I have no idea.
Speaker 3 (30:48):
I didn't even have a chance. I don't even know
the history of the place. I just know it's from
New York. And they was got it, like all they
had to do was give something away. Let me tell
you something I don't know.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
You've been.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
How many times you've been to New York?
Speaker 2 (31:00):
Two or three times? Oh? Yeah, more than that I've been.
Speaker 1 (31:02):
I've only been there once. We ate every we're eating
every two hours, basically, and there was nothing in New
York you could I mean I only went one with you, Eric,
but I don't remember anything we ever had in New
York that was that good.
Speaker 3 (31:16):
I feel like this New York does have amazing food,
but the amazing food isn't what will be franchised and
brought out here. And I would argue that's with any
major city, but we are, let me say we is.
I'm not from Dallas, but Dallas now has the crown
for the best bagel. I think the Starship bagel. Yeah,
it's like, okay, y'all go start the line with y'all folks, right,
(31:36):
But no, I can guarantee this coffee ain't gonna be
no different from La La Land or anybody else. They
just did it because they love waiting in line and
inconvenience in people that want to breakfast sandwich to get
a free toe bag and a cookie.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
But that remember the Italian restler went to it just
really good. Oh Oprah's been here, and oh blah blah
blah it's been here and blah blah blah. So we
go and we had basically the entire menu on the table.
The only thing that wasn't on the menu I ordered
and then the I didn't realize they were gonna split
the check and everyone had to pay for what I
ordered then know that sorry, but yeah you paid for it,
(32:10):
and then my dessert because I was the only one
to order. Assert Everybody's like, no, no, no, I'm good.
I'm gonna try. If I'm there to eat, I'm gonna eat.
And then they split.
Speaker 5 (32:17):
Everybody majority were gay, so they're not going to eat
like all that, Right, that's true.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
Just brest something up though. The people in here from Dallas,
how often do you meet other people from Dallas? Not
very often? Yeah, no, because everybody that lived in Dallas
moved out of Dallas. That like is in the meeting mode,
and the people that stay in Dallas, they don't go
out anymore, right because I even brought this up to
(32:45):
somebody there other day, Like when you're moving around on
a Friday or Saturday night in Dallas, like it's actually
kind of easy to get around, and that was not
the case because there would always be cars everywhere. But
we also there's more spots now than there used to be.
And I understand, yeah we had the one rotating spot.
Yeah it's ridiculous. But that Italian restaurant.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
Whatever he was talking about, the Italian restaurant, it was terrible,
like there was no flavor to it. The waiter was awful,
the server, and I'm like, this.
Speaker 5 (33:18):
Is new No, No, it was that gay guy, that
one sassy one. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
And I was like, can I get this with some
sauce on it? We don't have sauce? And I'm like, well,
they didn't have anything, And I said, can I get
this with some white sauce on it?
Speaker 2 (33:32):
Or something like that?
Speaker 1 (33:32):
And they go, we don't have white sauce, And I go,
what do you have because we have like a garlic
sauce and a red sauce or whatever. Just that's fine.
And when they came out, the chicken was so terrible,
the noodles, and we were sitting with the owner like
do you not expect to have like the best meal
because you're you're sampling your whole thing.
Speaker 2 (33:50):
It was awful.
Speaker 1 (33:51):
I will never go back.
Speaker 5 (33:51):
And then he'd me because I wanted a doctor pepper.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
Oh yeah, yeah, he was real rude dad from New York.
Speaker 2 (33:57):
Yeah is that a thing? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (33:58):
They don't drink doctor pepper.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
They don't have it out there.
Speaker 5 (34:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
I think.
Speaker 4 (34:02):
I mean I don't drink what I wouldn't know.
Speaker 5 (34:04):
I got it from a guy from a vendor at
Central Park. He had it, like, so I thought I
would ask, Yeah, and I laughed at the restaurant.
Speaker 4 (34:11):
I just didn't like, y'all.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
And they still open. They're still open, they're still working
at what's his face goes to get passed by it? Yeah, yeah,
I'm but I will never go back. So anyway, happy
Thanksgiving or Torksgiving for those who celebrate. There's an idea
for Torksgiving. Well, dis I can get on the table
right now launching No, well, I was just gonna say,
launching a turkey into space. We could drop one off
(34:35):
the top of the People's building et y'all trying to
waste food d David Letterman or well or w k
r P.
Speaker 2 (34:42):
Let's get live turkeys.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
Oh, I would have dropped like just a big turkey
just or whatever with stuff off the I mean.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
It's too late this year. If it's Facegivings in four days, sure,
if it's if it's frozen turkey, that's David Letterman. If
it's a live turkey, that's w KRP in Cincinnati. So
but then we have it's the whole thing. Well, mean,
what else hell's Peter gonna do? That's true.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
We gotta give them something.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
They protests and ice. Now, I don't know how do
we even get up to the roof. Here's the only
one that's been up there. Yeah, true. How do you
get back?
Speaker 1 (35:12):
They closed off to his way, but uh, James can
tell me how to get up there. He's been up there.
He was watching fireworks on the roof the other day.
All right, So the other day was July.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
All right.
Speaker 1 (35:25):
We'll see you guys next week for the Friends Giving Show.
Speaker 5 (35:29):
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