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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You're abound to enter the world of Michael Zavola. Now
your chances to turn back the bad game.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Michael, don't you read will do uh or something?
Speaker 3 (00:17):
I can't hear you.
Speaker 4 (00:21):
I'm just amazed at what you think about. This is
m Z. Now, all right, Clark, can you uh recite
(01:14):
the ABC's backwards for me? Please? Yes, I'll start with
the zeta what Yahoo? Go ahead, go ahead and lock
him up. First off, I one hundred percent police simulator uniform,
and I would have I would I would have already
called for backup. Now if you would have been on
the ground, handcuff, you know. I don't put up with
that and my and my er stition me. You can't
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hold me. I had a police officer pulled me up.
Oh hang on, good time. Yeah, yeah, I gotta check
in for my flight. I'm sure you do. I had
a police officer pulled me over the other day for
really no reason. He said, it didn't look like you
stopped and stop signing. It just looked like you slowed down.
It's probably because he thought you were a Mexican. Well,
(01:58):
I have a white person car. No, no, no, like he
thought I was one of them. He thought you were. Truely,
I saw it was a white guy, put on my
MAGA hat, started started dipping there, and actually I just
put the Patriot Pete outfit on. And I don't know
what he never told me if he was gonna give me,
you know, a ticket or anything like that, but he
basically said, I can't do anything because you're outside the jurisdiction.
So I want to pull you over, right, I don't
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understand what am I flying out hang on. First of all,
going uh, Houston.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
He has been on the police simulator pretty heavy.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
One hundred percent of it. I got all the steam
achievements for it. And then I went on the g
T A five for the first time in a long
time mm hmmm, because they had the police car sale
and there's like, oh, you can be a police officer now,
so I thought, oh, that's cool. Since I just kind
of finished this, I'll go back to g T A
and play that. Did you get the about two cars?
And I didn't buy a uniform. I was about two cars. Well,
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you didn't get the uniform because you didn't complete the
I figured I didn't know there was one there's one
mission you had to do, so I did that. I
had a guy, random guy that joined the mission. He
bailed out two seconds in, so it's just me carrying
the whole mission on my shoulders. And then I unlocked
the cars, bought the cars, spent like eight mil eight ms,
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and then I started trying to do like the police
mission within Dispatch works. After three kills like of some
random you know, griefer, I'm like, I'm done. This is
why I don't play the game. It's not fun. Well,
it's not fun to play that, and I can't even
focus it on the mission because I got some little
thirteen year old kid blowing me up with a missile
and I had to take some people out and I
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wasn't happy about that.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
It also works completely different now you can do everything
like by yourself.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
You gotta get a friend the only session. Oh okay,
I guess I could do that. You can't do You
can't do the mission like I changed to was it
invisible mode or whatever? Passive mode? Well, but then half
the missions unlocked, right, you can't do Like what's the point.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
To not get shot? Yeah, that's about it.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
Yeah, but I'm not doing anything, so go ahead and
shoot me. Well, like passive mode is for you to
just roll around los atos like getting killed so you
can go get your money and you can go. How
are you getting your money? You can't do anything. I
don't know. I mean, I'm like almost level five hundred,
so I don't know what you're doing wrong. How much
money you have in there? How much money you got?
I'm at seventy million okay for eight thirty okay what Yeah,
(04:15):
I don't know how much I have. I mean I
ever played. I think I have like twenty seven million
or something, well now or something that's more than well.
The next the next update is like supposed to be mansions,
So you're gonna get a mansion. I don't care. Everything
takes so long time.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
It's like the incredibly slow.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
It's like I'm pushing this guy. I'm trying to go five.
This guy feels like he weighs eight hundred pounds. Listen,
I totally agree with you, but like the mansions are
the last deal, and it's basically the last Hooray. I'm
enjoying the old g eight GTA is more than I
am five.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
What are you playing?
Speaker 4 (04:47):
I'm in Vice City right now? Okay, this weekend, very excited.
Our kit car will be at the Dallas Fan Festival
October fourth through fifth. Let me tell you how this
thing got started. So originally we contacted the convention because
we're like, hey, Clark and I are going to be
there on that Saturday. Can we park the car up
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front for a couple hours by the food trucks and
then we can go in and then we'll get in
the car and go out. And it would have like
a third person. I was thinking, like Catherine or Devin
or somebody who would just kind of stand out by
the car, help people take pictures, give them information, maybe
have some stickers, would give out that's about it, and
then we'd leave. And then the plan was bring the
car back up here to the studio and then that
next day we would shoot content with it and then
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and then it would go back, you know, to where
it lives. So then every week it's changed though, So
like I get an email from the convention They're like, hey,
how would you like to bring it inside? I'm like okay,
And then we're going to give you a booth, and
they give us a big booth. And then Friday they
emailed and said, now we're giving you an even bigger booth.
You think you can fill it up. So it's turned
(05:51):
into this whole thing now where I'm like, so here's
what we got.
Speaker 5 (05:55):
Now you actually put in work to like, Yeah, but.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
It's going to be I think it'll be fun and
it'll be a good test run because if we ever
go out and spend a lot of money on a booth,
at some point we'll know what we're doing at that point,
so this would be like a good first draft. And
so the car goes out there, we'll set it up.
We're going to have a Michael Knight cut out so
you can take a picture of the car with Michael Knight.
Then we're also having two cosplayers show up on both days,
(06:21):
at least two at this point that are playing Bonnie
or April. They're interchangeable. Who are the mechanics of the
car in the show, so you can they're going to
come out in like a Bonnie type mechanic outfit. You
can take a picture with them. We're gonna have a
TV out there playing night Rider episodes on loop. We've
got stickers that we've printed that we're giving away. We
only have a very small limited amount because we thought
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we'd only be there for two hours. So I would
say come to our booth early if you want to
get some of those stickers. We have one hundred and
eight by tens with the picture of the car. So
also got a QR code that you can scan it
and you can go right to the YouTube channel to
watch all the videos about the Night Writer Car that
we've done, including the ones with Carrie Means and uh
So We've got all that stuff coming. It'll be fun.
(07:04):
You'll get to meet some of us from the show.
I'll be there most of the time. Probably Clark will
be there, Spider will be there. Eric. Are you showing
up or now?
Speaker 5 (07:13):
I mean, what does the schedule look like?
Speaker 4 (07:16):
You show up? Whatever? Okay, and back out the booth
for I'm buying. I'm probably gonna buy some food, you know,
for people that are there Saturday and Saturday Sunday. Yeah, okay,
and we're gonna have to now be up there all.
I'm gonna probably be up there most of day Saturday Sunday.
I got to bounce between here and we have a
lot of stuff going on. That's also the other thing
that's kind of stressing me out. Not stressed out. I
think we got it, but it's just it's just a
(07:36):
lot of stuff at the same time, you know. So, uh,
if we can get past next ten days without any
anything tragic happening, then we're good. But we had a
lot of stuff because then I also have to focus
on I have to be up here for a little
bit on Sunday, and then I gotta go back to
the convention to get everything wrapped up, get the car
out of there. And you know, it's a whole it's
a lot of stuff going on. But we got people
(07:58):
in place. Thank god, we got people in place. We
got enough people to handle everything. But so I would
say come to our booth early. Eric will probably be there.
You can know him from Judge Steve Harvey season one,
the Emmy Award winning season. I will be there some
of the time. And I think Clark, maybe I don't
know if you're playing on be there both days or
just the one day. But uh, you know, the first
(08:20):
day we go there, we should shoot your content that
we normally do, and then maybe the second day we
have the people come to us and we shoot content
at the booth because we're gonna have a videographer there
shooting bts and stuff like that. So we had a
lot of stuff planned for a very short amount of time.
Speaker 5 (08:38):
Is it Dallas come in? Well, if it's an irving,
I can. I can stay by Saturday and and have
like a slot on Sunday.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
Yeah, just tell me when you want to come by,
and then you come by, hang out the booth and
it'll be fun. Catherine, are you going to be there?
Speaker 6 (08:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (08:54):
I'm thinking about what to wh what are you thinking about? What?
Speaker 6 (08:58):
What as.
Speaker 5 (09:01):
Michelle for kabamu?
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Okay, I'm done.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
I'm what do you have? Yes, you have costumes or anything?
Or what do you mean just outfit wise or what?
Speaker 5 (09:09):
Yeah? Just outfit wise.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
I'm really excited to.
Speaker 7 (09:13):
I don't know, because I want to dress like the
night Wing.
Speaker 4 (09:18):
That's that is h Night Wings a male I think, right?
I apologies, I tell you what. You know what you
could also do like a bondie thing, or you could
be like a female Michael Knight, which if you have
like a red shirt Michelle Knight, black leather jacket, MICHAELA. Knight.
(09:38):
That's actually a great idea, Catherine. So I was I
kind of think of Katherine like as the person. I
don't know that she knows this yet, but I'm I'm
for this event. I'm kind of like leaning on her
to kind of like be in charge of everything. I
hope you don't. I just mention this now, and she
can't even decide what she's aware, right, she's but I
feel it. First off, she's a what do you call it?
(09:58):
What's your sign? You're what? Yeah? So she she can
be in charge and take care of things and all
that kind of stuff. And we saw how well she
did on her video that she shot of the tour
of the studio. I always, yeah, she is the best
fine we've had in ten years. Because that again, best
fine we've had in ten years. Okay, how long you
been with the show called on eight and a half?
(10:21):
Okay here, yeah, so ten years for sure within the
entire tenure range we've uh no, I I because we
don't know. It's funny because you were like in wrapping
an onion, right, Yeah. But can she land a plane?
Speaker 5 (10:32):
I believe if she can. Yeah, I will say she.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
Would act like she didn't know how to land the
plane and then landed perfectly.
Speaker 5 (10:39):
Yeah. I left New York actually Newark to Dallas.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
That's cheaper. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (10:44):
This past weekend, it was an all female like crew,
Oh my pilots, and also the the coverage. Yeah, best
for shooting the new season, the fear factor. No, best,
best flight. I've taken it a long time, Like, yeah,
one of the best.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
No one's landed on the brakes.
Speaker 5 (11:04):
No, it's time on the breaks, smooth landings, move take
off on time. Actually thirty minutes early. We got to
down thirty minutes early. Who can say that that's really good?
Whould you fly Spirit?
Speaker 4 (11:16):
Okay? Yeah yeah, also me, aren't they going out of business?
Yeah yeah, that's why.
Speaker 5 (11:21):
I was trying to just give them an am power.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
Met Yeah, there you go. Yeah, sorry, sorry Clark stopped
all over of a business going out of business school. Well, hey,
I mean there are women, the pilots are going to
get jobs ever somewhere else. Yeah, no, I mean it's
just funny that, like now they want to actually give
it about their jobs. I never had a polem with
the Flight of Spirit. It was just getting there on
time with the issue, yeah, because like, oh yeah, getting
(11:45):
on time while you're riding on a buggy board for
a damn cushion. So yeah, I mean, how many cut
water did you have to day?
Speaker 5 (11:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (11:53):
A little bit. I like how all this is like
the barber. Yeah, sorry, sorry, Thanksgiving came early. And you
know what my mom gave me when I was she
was pregnant. Hey, you know what, though, I know your
mom did I no, she was more of an ask
from lady.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
Okay, all this all this hate and everything about Spirit planes,
but they're the only planes that don't have crashed. The
Delta American. You know they've been on fire.
Speaker 4 (12:16):
Yeah, because they've only been around for twenty years. Hey,
that's a kind of a short sample side. Okay, great thing.
They do a thousand flights to day.
Speaker 5 (12:23):
Well anyways, well I've never had since i've phone been
flying or whatever. But on this all female crew, they
actually made it a point. I don't know how they
did this. Let me ask you real quick to say, well,
to say, first, oh my god, they were able to
like pass through the cabin like twice with like refreshments.
Speaker 4 (12:46):
We're you gonna say something, Catherine, no interrupted, She was
a stretching. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (12:54):
The whole point of it was I think we were
gonna have Catherine go dressed up as something.
Speaker 4 (13:00):
Oh that's how that's how the start of Clark. I
think the start of Clark. What is this the show.
Here's my conundrum with the night Rider car right now,
and so I need your help into deciding what we're
gonna do here. The car was not supposed to be
there all weekend, right, so when we were gonna drive
up for two hours or whatever, Catherine whoever was gonna
be with the car, could have turned the light on,
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had it going for a little bit, and then turned
it off. You know, it was only two hours. We
have a jumper box in back, and the battery died,
we'd pop it and drive it off.
Speaker 6 (13:28):
Right.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
Well, now it's gonna be either all weekend, so we
have three options. We could either run the light and
everything like every thirty minutes for five minutes, right, and
then let people take pictures with it or whatever. But
then we're gonna drain the battery. We may not have
any battery for Sunday and then there's no lights. Two
we could run. We could put a trickle charger on
(13:51):
the battery under the hood and then run a giant
extension court from the outside of the hood all the
way plug it in so it's always sort of charging
the battery, even though it might be draining more than
it's charging. At least go completely empty, but I feel
like that might get in the way of pictures and
things like that. And the third option is I took
it to a place yesterday and I had them look
at it. I'm like, is there a way that I
can connect another battery to the module that runs all
(14:13):
the kit stuff? And you know that way, I don't
have to re use the main one and we can
just use that battery just be for that and we
can only we could bring it out for shows only.
And he goes, He looks at hispanic guy. He goes, yeah,
no problem, he goes. He goes, all we can. We
can do this thing called a t tap and it
taps into the power line and then we can run
a cable and you bring me a battery. I'll connect
(14:35):
to the battery and I'll show you how to take
it off, take it on, and you can use it
whenever you want and it should last all weekend. So
then it just draws a power from that auxiliary battery.
So I said, how much you're gonna charge me, Because
forty bucks you buy the battery, I'll do it forty bucks.
You can wait on it, take me thirty minutes. Here's
my problem and I asked him like a million questions
because we're this close to having the first event with
this kit car and I don't want him like shorting
(14:57):
something out and only got the module. He goes, no,
we'll do like an inline fuse with it. Well, it
should be no problem. I do car alarms and this
and that all all the time. It's you know, I
deal with outter market stuff all the time. No problem.
So uh. I even went on chatchipts, what are the
chances of him totally screwing up this module? And and uh,
chat Gip was like, it's very low and let you know,
(15:20):
let's he has to really mess it up before blowing
the module. So and that's the worst case scenario. The
module doesn't work and we just have the car out
there with the TV, it doesn't have any lights. That's
worst case scenario, which we would have had that anyway
for running out the bowery.
Speaker 5 (15:32):
I mean that if you're that nervous about it, just
I just think a worst case scenario, just take the
batter that's already there at the end of the show,
go home, just put it on a charger, charge it
at home overnight, and then just bring it back the
next morning.
Speaker 4 (15:45):
Yeah, it takes so long when it's dead. It takes like,
I don't know, ten hours or whatever to charge. Yeah, well,
I'm gonna be up here most of the time, so
I would only get like four hours.
Speaker 5 (15:55):
Probably get up here and charge it. But show.
Speaker 4 (15:57):
But if we take the car out more, it's going
to need something like this already, you know what I mean.
So I'm kind of leaning towards going ahead and doing it.
Speaker 5 (16:08):
Mm hm.
Speaker 4 (16:09):
And but what do you guys.
Speaker 5 (16:10):
Think, Well, you made your decision already, sounds like.
Speaker 4 (16:13):
I'm leaning towards it. But if somebody makes up a
good point, then I might go back another way because
your idea I've thought about. But it's so much of pain.
You gotta get there early in the morning put it
back in. I'd rather just like unhook the battery before
we leave, cover the car. Well, I'm gonna buy a
light car cover, cover the car on Saturday, and then
I'll be ready to go on Sunday. We just open
it up and plug it back in and go.
Speaker 5 (16:32):
Well, what type of battery is it that he's into
the t tap too? Is a baker battery?
Speaker 4 (16:37):
Like? Yeah, Well, whatever battery I end up buying I'm
gonna go to all Riley's, but I think that's probably
the way to go. Do you see any problem with that?
With the t tap thing? He says, Basically, a t
tap does not cut the wiring. It just kind of
taps into it, taps into it. And I said, I
don't want any permanent wiring because I'm gonna drive the car.
It's not going to be shown all the time. He goes. No,
he goes, you can take it right off and I'll
show you how to do it, Spidern't you think that's
(16:57):
the way we should go. Yep, Catherine, she didn't know
what we're talking about. Yeah, I think we're just gonna
do it. And if the worst case scenario, I don't know.
Have you consulted a woman technician. Yeah, that's why I
asked Bonnie over here. Come on, Bonnie, what do you think. Well,
here's the thing. Either is blowing them the worst case,
the worst case blowing them the module blows right, that's
(17:20):
the worst case, and we don't have lights and sound,
but we just have the car and that's cool. We'll
have TV, we have other stuff. If we don't do that,
then we run out of battery. Halfway through Saturday, and
we don't have sound or lights, so either way it
doesn't happen. So the best case scenario is we have
a battery that we can run most of the convention
and lights and sound work the entire time. Because there's
(17:42):
a feature and I'll show how to use all this, Catherine,
where you can push a button and there's a sensor
in the front of the bump, the bumper wherein people
walk by the car automatically starts talking to you. So
we can turn that on every you know, five minutes
or something like that, and just that's a cool thing.
There's a guy on that posts on the unight writer
or Instagram, the one that we that said he's so
(18:02):
excited because he's flying from London to meet William Daniels
and he wants to see the car. So at first
I was stressed out about the money to tow it
up there and all that stuff, And then when I
read that, I'm like, you know what, that's a small
price to pay for somebody's happiness, you know what I mean.
But yeah, So we'll see you guys next weekend at
the Dallas Fan Festival in Irving, Texas.
Speaker 5 (18:23):
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Speaker 4 (20:49):
So we were just talking about during the break the
State Fair of Texas and just open this weekend. Have
you gone you the Eric?
Speaker 5 (20:54):
Yeah, let's wrong with it? I went to pre ste
it open.
Speaker 4 (20:56):
Did you really you think that's a you think you
got a it looks to sit down, have a seat,
locked the door, but the door. Yeah, let's we're gonna
have to have an intervention here. What do you what
do you like about the State there? I don't get it.
What do you mean? I mean it's tradition. Is a nostalgia?
Is that what it is to go there growing up?
Speaker 3 (21:13):
Is that he's got a smile on his face when
he talks about it. I know, has a good time.
Speaker 4 (21:18):
You meet Kirby there? Is that what happened?
Speaker 6 (21:21):
No?
Speaker 5 (21:21):
I mean nothing, I mean a part of it I
think is nostalgia. You know, we went there every year
as a kid or whatever family friends went to. We'd
see them there. You know it just I don't know,
it's just like but.
Speaker 4 (21:38):
You don't find like the traffic, the over like the
amount of work it takes to get there and to
get into the thing, and then to get the food
you want the right it's just so much work and
just to me, it's not even worth it anymore.
Speaker 5 (21:49):
Yeah, to get there, isn't it take me that long?
Speaker 4 (21:52):
Yeah, I mean I'm talking about like parking, I'm talking
all that stuff.
Speaker 5 (21:56):
No problem parking. I don't park inside. I've parked in
there maybe inside a couple of years. But I'm just
I just go.
Speaker 4 (22:03):
To park in the parking lots outside in the highway.
Speaker 5 (22:06):
No, I park in the yeah, the parking lots like
where people own properties.
Speaker 4 (22:09):
Yeah, oh yeah, I parked somebody's backyard.
Speaker 5 (22:12):
Yeah. Time, that's what I That's what I do. So
very easy and very easy out. No traffic whenever I
leave walking there. Actually, this year is actually seem the
opening day wasn't that busy. There wasn't like a lot
of people there, and also like a lot of traffic.
Speaker 4 (22:28):
I just want to go. I want to is there
a day that they're like, no one's there, Like if
I went early in the morning one day, would there
be a day that probably during the week Tuesday a Tuesday.
Speaker 5 (22:40):
Yeah, Tuesday. I mean, if you don't want too much
like craziness, I would say probably a Thursday. Thursday is
like Senior citizens Day, so you're not gonna like, you know,
no one's ramming inn.
Speaker 4 (22:49):
In the scooters. Yes, yeah, they may be running in
and yeah it's with the little scooter, but we'll all
be in the bumper cars.
Speaker 5 (22:54):
Yeah, and then you get discounts on like rides, certain
rides and certain.
Speaker 4 (22:58):
Feods don't do the rides. I don't care about that.
The food is what. That's the only reason. In fact,
if somebody was, if there was a kid right now
trying to figure out a way to make money, Well,
you can make a lot of money at the state
Fair if you started a company where you're like door Dash,
but you just get state Fair food. So you get
everyone's orders. You go there, you stand the line, you
give them up to if it's twenty dollars to buy
this corn dog, or you charge twenty five at.
Speaker 3 (23:19):
Least two hours to get one.
Speaker 4 (23:20):
Yeah, yeah, at least a two man job. Oh yeah
for sure. But yeah it would take you two hours.
But I'd rather them waste the two hours and me
do the things I need to do, and I just
put it in a microwave, you know, or someone that
gets here. But I'd rather not wait in line. I mean, granted,
the last few times I've been to the Fair, I
didn't realize it was Texas over a weekend and that
was my Oh yeah, and that's what That's not how
it typically is. I don't go that weekend, but I would.
(23:41):
I just don't want to deal with the lines. I
don't want to deal with having to walk around try
to find where this food is. Give me a menu
of where you guys all know where this food is.
We'll give me up charge it, go get it, bring
it back. I'll pay you a delivery fee and a tip. Yeah,
but I feel like it's a young man's game. That's
like a twenty one year old with three friends and
trying to make a bunch of money really quick. Go ahead.
Speaker 9 (24:01):
Sorry, do you not like rides because of the lines?
Speaker 4 (24:05):
Or could that actual? Because yes?
Speaker 3 (24:08):
For both?
Speaker 4 (24:09):
Yeah, lines the ride. Uh. I'm just afraid that in
my mind, I'm gonna be like that guy that was
on Universal and then he passed out and then he
woke up, or he didn't wake up. They found him.
He was dead and had a broken leg and everything.
You know what I'm talking about. Every time I want
to ride like that, Eric, maybe going to ride like
two years ago at Universe Studios where we went in
that little roller coaster inside at Universal when we were
(24:34):
with Bowsa and then Bowsa left and You're like, you
want to ride some rides? I go no, And then
we did.
Speaker 5 (24:37):
Anyway, Was it the Mummy that one?
Speaker 4 (24:39):
Yeah? Yeah, it was one. And the whole time I'm thinking,
if I have a heart attack in here, how are
they gonna find me?
Speaker 5 (24:44):
Not going nowhere?
Speaker 4 (24:45):
Yeah, but how are they gonna find by the time
the ride ends I'm dead? Eric's oil laugh and cry
and have a great time. Eric, I think I'm having
a heart attack. He's not gonna pay attends. They got
no cameras anywhere, and I doubt go out in a
horrible death on the Mummy, one of the worst rides
I've ever ridden. Give me a break. So no, yeah,
I don't like the ride. Do you ride rides?
Speaker 7 (25:04):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (25:05):
I love them. I thought you'd love them. No, I
do not like simulating death, so like roller coasters things
like that. The other thing is if I show up
at nine am whenever the fair opens, is all the
food going to be there? Are they gonna be like, oh, yeah,
we started at eleven.
Speaker 10 (25:17):
You actually might get some breakfast stuff. I don't want
breakfast normally, see, I just want uh. And by the way,
I'm watching a lot of people on TikTok. They're they're
doing their food reviews and stuff they had at you know,
they're in the fair and everyone's picking like the worst
stuff ever, and they're like, this is five ten.
Speaker 4 (25:31):
Well, yeah, of course, why would you get that? Yeah,
why don't you get the other things that were so good?
Speaker 3 (25:35):
Did you get your pineapple thing?
Speaker 5 (25:36):
Oh? I did? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (25:38):
Oh I remember that was one of them. There was
something else too.
Speaker 4 (25:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (25:41):
So there's two different locations. There's one by the Rodeo area.
I don't know if they made it was not that, but
don't go to that one cause they're I don't know
why that machine or the people that are making it
there are not making it like smooth, Like it's more
like coming out like pineapple ice.
Speaker 4 (26:02):
Like an ice cream kind of like an eye.
Speaker 5 (26:04):
It's like a slushy type of like, yeah, it's not
like it's not like creamy, oh, like a soft serve right. Yeah, Yeah,
it didn't taste good at all. I don't know what
they did. But there's another location for the pineapple soft
serve on where the lagoon is by the uh the
Science History Museum.
Speaker 4 (26:22):
Yeah, is that still their Natural history museum?
Speaker 2 (26:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (26:25):
Okay, yeah, I thought they turned all that into the
Pero Museum.
Speaker 4 (26:29):
I thought they did. I thought they shout it all down,
But I have still there. Yeah, I know the building yet,
but I don't know if that those I don't know
if it's still. But yeah, we used to go as
kids science place. Yeah, that was a cool place.
Speaker 5 (26:39):
Yeah, there's one right there, and there's like a little
like kids like performance thing they have like a show,
a dinosaur show whatever. It's right next to that. That
one's way better. So if anyone goes.
Speaker 4 (26:52):
To have that, well, you weren't the only one in
New York last week, but it was also there, and
he was I don't know what he did to piss
off I guess you were working with the Howard Stern
Show or something out there. I don't know what he
did to piss off Howard Stern, but we got this clip,
this audio clip of Howard getting after Spider Hugh Spider.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
I saw him drop out of the ceiling real fast.
He descended really quickly, like one of those Navy seals
when they scaled the wall.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
Down, you know before. I'm a ninja, Mother Spider.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
Where are you show yourself?
Speaker 4 (27:23):
And then he came back to the Dallas So, m
I've always claimed to be Ninja. But Hugh Spider, I
need that so bad. Oh, it's gonna be on the
board now.
Speaker 3 (27:33):
I wish, I wish I had that. While I was
DJing all the time.
Speaker 4 (27:36):
Well, something just happened this week or last week and
I heard that because I was going through Instagram or whatever.
There was a clip and I'm like, we gotta pull that.
That's a good bit.
Speaker 7 (27:45):
But Spider.
Speaker 4 (27:48):
Uh but.
Speaker 7 (27:51):
I was like that, Hugh Spider, do it, go Spider.
Hugh Spider SPEU.
Speaker 4 (28:03):
That was worth it? I love all right, let me
do this. I guess I can do this and then
we can roll out. I wrote an open letter us
chat GPT to do Do you use chat GPT to
do it?
Speaker 2 (28:19):
No?
Speaker 3 (28:19):
Hey, shout out to Clark for getting the letters right.
Speaker 4 (28:21):
Do you have yes place yet? By the way, Michael,
do you have what chat GBT plus here?
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (28:27):
The two hundred or the twenty dollars one. I don't
know which one is. Plus I had the twenty dollars one. Yeah,
what do you want to borrow it?
Speaker 5 (28:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (28:35):
How do you borrow a just log? Went to log it? Okay.
Here's my open letter to David Ellison of Paramount Skuydance.
He's the CEO. Okay. I had some concerns and I
wanted to make sure that he's aware of them. I said, Hi, David,
my name is Michael Zavalla. Just in case you don't
(28:55):
know who I am. I'm a shareholder of Paramount Skuydance,
and for proof, I've attached a screenshot of my cash
app showing the shares I own twenty dollars. As you know, David,
as an investor in our company, I'm greatly concerned with
the well being and future of this incredible company. We
have a lot of legendary IP, but I'm particularly focused
on our Star Trek property. It's kind of my attention
(29:18):
that the current leadership of the Trek universe seems to
have taken us a little bit off course, no pun intended.
I believe as a shareholder that it's time to bring
in new leadership to take the helm also, no pun intended.
I trust your judgment on who that might be, but
I would recommend Terry Metallis. He has proven that he
understands our Ip very deeply and treated these llegary characters
(29:39):
and stories with great care in Star Trek Picard season three.
If you'd like to meet up and chat about this,
I'd be glad to come to you and even bring
along some pizza. We could also set up a shareholders
meeting if you feel it's necessary. But I think with
the right change, I believe we can boldly go into
the future and our great company can both live long
and prosper. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Speaker 6 (30:02):
M Z.
Speaker 4 (30:05):
Well, if he doesn't go for the pizza, then he's
a more I mean, why would that's a free offer?
You know how much piece of costs these days. Well,
first of all, you should just hold the meeting as
a CCS so that that way it's you know, I'm
not going to tell him what the price of the
CCS is, but yeah, if you want to. But I
told him I would come to him. I think he's
in like New York or something, so I don't think
I have secs out there. Well, then there you go.
But hopefully they have five dollars hot and ready's at
(30:25):
Little Caesars. But I think that no, no, you invited
in the pizza you meet at a buffet. I think
this letter is going to be the letter that's been
heard around the world. I think it's going to change
history forever, the Star Trek universe.
Speaker 5 (30:36):
Well, we need to do what people did for Jimmy Kimball. Well,
boycott Paramount Plus, right, so that way every way un subscribes.
Speaker 4 (30:43):
Well as a shareholder, I don't want you to boycott
my company. Yeah, and then.
Speaker 5 (30:51):
You know we'll say, well, we'll get it back if
you put taram metallis.
Speaker 4 (30:55):
Yeah. I think that's going to change Star Trek forever.
Speaker 1 (30:57):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (30:58):
And I think I will be up there and when
you think of Star Trek, you'll think of Geene Roddenberry,
Michael Zavalla. Okay, the people who saw the vision, they're like,
what did Michael Zavala do? Well, he just he wrote
a letter to replace the the guy that's in charge
of Star Trek literally a few months before his contract expires.
So who knows who knows what that might be?
Speaker 9 (31:20):
Like?
Speaker 4 (31:20):
Uh, who is the lady that flew a plane and
lost it, Emilia Earhart, I might go down to history.
It's I don't know. I mean maybe she made it.
Speaker 3 (31:28):
You don't know, I don't know a plane and lost it.
Speaker 4 (31:30):
Yeah, I mean, well then they didn' they Well that's
why I was surprised that Eric got home.
Speaker 3 (31:36):
Right.
Speaker 4 (31:37):
Was there a grand great granddaughter? Can you imagine? Yeah,
the pilot comes out the interparce like wait a minute,
huh no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm out, I'm out.
Pilot comes on the intercom and it's like, uh, I
don't know how this is gonna work. Test.
Speaker 6 (31:53):
I just wanted everyone to know. This is my first flight,
my first commercial flight. I want everyone to know that
this is a very special moment for maybe because.
Speaker 4 (32:01):
My oh god, she's emotional.
Speaker 6 (32:04):
My great grandmother was a Bela Airhart Christ.
Speaker 5 (32:08):
Does you have kids?
Speaker 6 (32:09):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (32:11):
For the second argument she did, I.
Speaker 5 (32:13):
Would be like, uh, maybe she would be somebody's auntie.
Speaker 6 (32:16):
My aunt and you know, aviation runs in my family
and the third generation airline pilots.
Speaker 4 (32:24):
Here can't break can someone? He can someone down before
we take off? Please?
Speaker 5 (32:30):
So, uh, Spirit.
Speaker 6 (32:31):
Airline, I promise you I promise you. It's just like
my great grandmother. I'm gonna get you lost.
Speaker 4 (32:37):
Well, thank god? Hey on Spirit Airline, are there spirits
to help me get through this flight?
Speaker 5 (32:43):
Yes, my great.
Speaker 6 (32:44):
Grandmother is gonna be the spirit guide long hour journey
we have. The flight time is twenty eight minutes, oh
my god, and will be uh, there'll be no service
today because we're gonna only be flying for twenty eight
minutes and for our safety of our flight attend you.
Speaker 4 (33:00):
Mean twenty eight minutes? Are we going to make it
to our destination? Are you just gonna Yeah, this part
of my.
Speaker 6 (33:04):
Great grandmother is going to be with us along the
way from Dallas forward.
Speaker 4 (33:09):
Oh, thank god, because I'm glad that we took a
seven sixty seven to all So anyway, that could be
a fun bit.
Speaker 5 (33:19):
Yeah, would play.
Speaker 4 (33:20):
It would be great too, Catherine, you think you can
play a million Earhart's great granddaughter, Yes, okay.
Speaker 3 (33:30):
Sounded so confident.
Speaker 4 (33:31):
By the way, again, I don't think Actually it would
be better if she came on like with that ton
of voice, like yeah this is my first well especially
like are you sure you can fly the plane?
Speaker 1 (33:43):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (33:44):
I know. All of a sudden hours turns like, yeah,
I I didn't get a finished chance to talk about
Catherine because uh, Clark went on his anti woman rampire.
But the point was she's the best fine in ten
years because we don't know who she really is, like
every now and then she'll comes. It comes. First off,
when we first met her, she was, you know, did
(34:06):
not she dressed very Protestant, you know, veryous conservative.
Speaker 5 (34:10):
We thought, oh, yeah, you know yeah with the long
hair and the long dress.
Speaker 4 (34:14):
Right, well, I hope we don't offend her. Yeah. And
then then now that she knows that you're dressing like,
you know, a highland park sporting mom, you know that
kind of thing, and uh, and then she's showing more
of her personality. And then so Eric and I had
come up with a bit a few weeks of maybe
a month or two ago, and we said, would it
be funny if we just had Catherine go through all
the items in the studio and kind of talk about it.
(34:35):
And then she doesn't know what what it's what it's about, right.
Speaker 5 (34:38):
Because I was asking her. I was talking about things
that when I go Slas Vegas or to Los Angeles
or Orlando. She was all like, what's that?
Speaker 4 (34:47):
Yeah, she didn't know anything like right.
Speaker 5 (34:48):
Or movies or whatever. I don't know what that is.
Oh my gosh, Well, I'm who is this person? Because
I'm like, I look at her, I think that she
would know, and then she doesn't know. And I'm all like,
has this girl even leftfw right?
Speaker 4 (35:00):
And uh? Because you know, she stays in her room
all day. This is how I imagine. I don't know
if this is real, but she stayed in a room
all day, smoking weed and watching movies. So that's what
I think she's doing. Like she's like Clark, like a
female Clark, is what I thought. And we don't insault her.
Oh that's true. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Catherine. But then
so we do this bit we tell her of movies,
is she watching that? That's that's she just finisht watch
(35:21):
it like soprano like that. I'm talking about web series.
The web series. Yeah, well, I mean.
Speaker 3 (35:32):
I didn't say it.
Speaker 4 (35:33):
The uh oh, I forgot to get that. I was
gonna do that. Those clips during his little full thing.
Why they didn't post, I guess, But Catherine, you know,
we were like, hey, we're gonna shoot the video. We're
not gonna tell you what it is. Because the idea
was we didn't We thought she was just gonna be
really awkward and.
Speaker 5 (35:50):
Well, also we don't know what she knows, like, I
don't know what.
Speaker 4 (35:53):
She goes like, this is the whole William Shatner, who
also is in Boston legal, and you know, I thought
she was we don't know what was gonna happen, but
I in my mind, I thought she was gonna be
really awkward, very you know, quiet, and that was going
to be the joke. That's what I thought. And then
we tell her two seconds before she films what we're
going to have her do. She's like, okay, we turned
the camera on and then something just switches and she's like,
(36:15):
I've never seen the side account from before. She like
it was like she was a character on the office,
like she knew exactly what to do. Everything was done
in one take and it came out really good. I'm like,
are you an actor? Like do we who are you?
We still don't know what? Yeah, so what is it?
Are you an act?
Speaker 2 (36:34):
Like?
Speaker 4 (36:34):
Have you had any training or anything? Like I don't
even know what she wants to do with her life,
nothing because she doesn't talk about anything, so we don't
know and apparently she wants to do some acting or something. Right,
would you want to do acting if the opportunity presented itself. Yeah,
I thought she was camera shy. We haven't and all
that stuff I thought she had. I didn't think she
wanted to do any of that. And when we pitch idea,
(36:56):
she's like, yeah.
Speaker 3 (36:57):
What does Clark youre doing?
Speaker 4 (37:00):
I'm reading about the shooting at a down on seven
to eleven. Oh yeah, I thought it was Clark. I
thought I thought it it was right by his apartment.
I thought it was him. Yeah. I was like, well,
I guess we're gonna have to find a new Clark.
I'm getting new facts. And also I can't without my
because here's what. Here's why I thought it was him.
It was somebody getting into an argument at two thirty
in the morning about a chicken leg, apparently, And I thought,
(37:20):
if that's Clark, I mean, there's nothing to find Clark,
never at at two am. Yeah, but maybe you went
to go get some pepto bismol or something at seven
to eleven and you got in a fight with Uncle Jesse.
Speaker 3 (37:30):
Or who have been delivered by a robot?
Speaker 4 (37:32):
Yeah? Oh yeah, tell that story real quick. And then
we'll go all right. So I ordered pizza yesterday, Uh
pepperoni from ze O's. Oh you ever heard of them place?
Speaker 7 (37:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (37:43):
I don't either, but I ordered it. It was cheap
they'd buying get one, So I did it and I
got a message that said your order my need delivered
by an autonomous vehicle. And I was like, all right, sweet, sweet,
and I hit ordered and it was like, can I
have some tip?
Speaker 2 (38:02):
Please?
Speaker 4 (38:02):
Okay, yes? And I was like, wait a minute, is
the robot asking for a tip? Because now I'm sitting
there thinking like, Holy Christ, I need to tip this
robot because I mean, dude, the end of the world's
right around the corner. Like we're f m with AI
so bad right now. But what is that robot gonna
(38:23):
do with the tip? Well, it's going to remember if
I didn't or not.
Speaker 5 (38:26):
But the owner is gonna tip a tip, right Well, no, no.
Speaker 4 (38:29):
No, the robot's going to take the tip, and then
the robot is going to take that money. It's going
to invest it into a low or a high yield
savings account and then with all its other tips, and
then it's going to save money, and then it's gonna
take that money. It's gonna it's going to open up
a company, and then it's going to start building. It's
gonna rent out of beginning in exactly, it's gonna rent
(38:51):
out a warehouse in the industrialist cric cadells, and then
it's going to start to build things without you knowing it.
And then all of a sudden there's going to be
a new company. A new company. I don't know what
they sell. Maybe it's cars, maybe it's it's it's maybe
it's trinkets. Maybe I don't give it what it is,
but it's gonna start selling something and you're gonna start
paying that. Then it's gonna start making more money, puts
(39:12):
it more into high yield interest savings accounts, and then
it builds and builds and bills, and all of a
sudden it buys another warehouse and then it's just building
stuff with that house knowing it.
Speaker 5 (39:22):
So it's to say you didn't tip because of this.
Speaker 4 (39:24):
Oh, hell no, I didn't. I don't think you should.
I'm okay with that. I don't think you should tip.
Here's the thing about like, if you ever ride in
a Weimo, which we're getting up next year, by the way,
do you see them outain die. Yeah, do you see him?
I see him? So when they come out when you
ride one, there's no tip. You don't have to tip
at seven dollars or whatever. I was. I was at
Austin a couple of weeks ago and I took one.
(39:45):
I was meeting up a friend of ours and we
had lunch, and then I went to a coffee shop
to go work, and I took WEAMO. I called it uber.
The weimo showed up, so then I took. After I
was done there, I took. I was gonna go to
another store real quick, so I another one, hoping I
would get a WAYMO. I got a human person and
that was very disappointed. And then uh, he showed up,
(40:07):
and uh, you got to talk to him and then
you gotta. I don't have really tip, but you know,
it's still it was like right two blocks down the street.
I really should have walked, but it was hot. Uh
and uh, I don't know it was. It was a
totally different experience. And I wish I would have had
two way mos because that would have made my It's great.
It's great. The cars are clean, it's nice, it's comfortable.
(40:28):
I don't get car sickness in it because they drive
very smooth. They drive smooth than a human. It's great.
Speaker 5 (40:32):
Isn't there an app where you can just get order away?
Speaker 4 (40:34):
Not in Austin, So it's part of the uber so
you're you can. You have to set it up to
where you can. The chances of you getting one or higher,
but it doesn't mean you're gonna get one.
Speaker 5 (40:44):
I forgot to send you this and maybe you're gonna
Maybe you should have prepped it for for this section.
But we were in.
Speaker 4 (40:52):
Here's how here's how it should have happened.
Speaker 2 (40:53):
Discord h spider, some drop out of the ceiling real fast,
descended really quickly, like one of those Navy seals when
they scaled the wall down. You know, mother, where are
you show yourself?
Speaker 4 (41:09):
Tell you that's how it should have gone.
Speaker 3 (41:10):
I'm good at hiding.
Speaker 6 (41:12):
Well.
Speaker 4 (41:12):
Anyways, a guy named mean Jarvi brought me my pizza
and I called him bon Jovi because he was Yeah,
did you put on Discord?
Speaker 5 (41:21):
Oh no, I sent it to you. Video drop whatever,
air drop, air drop which computer? I don't know.
Speaker 1 (41:28):
I saw.
Speaker 5 (41:28):
Your name is, says whatever, And so it was I
think it's a way mo. And it was driving around
La like close to the Walk of Fame, and as
it was like about to start driving at a intersection,
there was a fire truck coming down one of the
(41:49):
down the intersection. And so it was funny because, like
you was seeing the video, it was like it kind
of didn't know what to do, and it was stopping
and going, stopping and going, and then we were like,
oh my god, so sorry film me. I thought it
was the fire truck here.
Speaker 4 (42:01):
I'm gonna get it on the screen or the way
mob was going.
Speaker 5 (42:03):
To crash into They're going to crash and.
Speaker 4 (42:29):
It reads a red light need for speed over there.
I don't know. Maybe they knew that the fire was there,
a fire truck was going to that spot.
Speaker 3 (42:41):
I don't know, because like most of them, they've done
most of those, uh to be cameras and lighter and
I wonder if there's any kind of audio sensor so
they can like actually a siren.
Speaker 5 (42:52):
But as it you they heard it, it was still
going like through the light and then it stopped in
the middle of the road.
Speaker 4 (43:01):
But it's look at both ways. I guess again it
drives back. Clark would have just not done anything. He
would have been he would have sitting there and you know, yeah,
I would actually follow the damn rules.
Speaker 5 (43:11):
Rules are meant to be broken. Risk is okay? Yeah,
I wonder if it was a woman.
Speaker 4 (43:16):
AI, that's actually you're you're probably assuming the gender of
the the issue. Come see us next weekend at Dallas
Fan Festival. You can see the night Rider car in
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