Jenn

Jenn is a late-bloomer in her late 30's, talking about her first ever spanking experiences.

Episode Transcript

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This is the Never Too Old fora Good Spanking Podcast. Put the hands
up front, stick that butt out, stick it out. Yes, sir,
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a guy spade. I need Hey, everybody, Welcome to another episode of
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people out there. I know there'sa lot of people out there that like
to write stories, that like toread stories. Well, I'm going to
go one step further and I'm goingto read some of those stories on my
podcast in between these long episodes.So if you want to have your story
read on my podcast, then sendme over the stories you have that have

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to do with spanking, whether they'retrue stories, fiction or even fan fiction.
If they fit under what I'm lookingfor, I just might read your
story on my podcast. But pleasedo not get mad at me if I
don't read your story. I'm justlooking for specific things for my podcast,
and I know a lot of youpeople out there are fantastic writers. So

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if you might want to have yourstory read on my podcast, get in
touch with me all right now.On with this episode, I have a
guest here from southern Florida. She'sin her late thirties. And this girl
or woman, what would you preferto be called girl or woman? Does
it matter? I have no preference. Okay, This woman sitting across from

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me has never ever been spanked.When I say never ever, I mean
never ever been spanked. And she'ssitting right here in my closet like a
few other people have before. Thisis not over the phone. This is
right in front of me. Isee her, She's sitting right there.

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I'm pointing right at her. Youcan't see that because this is a podcast.
But I'd like to welcome to theshow right now, my new friend
Jen. Jen, how are youdoing right now? I'm good. Thanks.
How are you feeling right now?I'm a little nervous, but fine,
let me ask you this question.You have never been spanked before?

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Correct? Correct? With in anhour's time of right now? How do
you feel knowing that, after allthis time you're going to be spanked for
the first time? A little bitnervous, but mostly just I guess excited.
That sounds like a lame word,but excited. I don't think that's
the lame that was your true feelingsat the time. Right yeah? Can

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I ask you to do something forme right now? Sure? Can you
raise your right hand? Okay?All right, you don't need to repeat
after me. You just need toanswer at the end of this Okay,
okay, do you Jen swear tothe spanking gods that you will tell the
truth, the whole truth, andnothing but the truth for the entirety of

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this podcast episode. I do?All right, now we can continue.
Put your hand out. What isthe closest that you've ever come to getting
a spanking. I've had a coupleof partners kind of as a one off
during encounters, but that's never beenlike the main event. It's just been
kind of like a one time thingand then we keep it moving. What

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have they done? Have they givenyou a full on spanking or just a
couple smacks? No, just likeone or two. Yeah, just like
one or two smacks and then wekeep it going. Did you tell them
that you wanted him to smack you? No, it just sort of happened
in the moment, and I wasalways too shy to tell them like,

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oh I liked that, or youknow, keep doing that, and so
it just kind of happened. Andthen are you talking like during maybe a
sexual experience or just passing by youactually with my ex husband both. But
yeah, so you were married beforeI was, and you never once thought
to tell him, hey, youknow that felt pretty good, Like you
don't have to tell him I'm intothis, but you could have just said

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that felt pretty good. Can youdo it again? It never occurred to
me. Did you think that hewould have thought you were a weirdo even
if you didn't say, hey,you know, I'm really into that.
But all you're saying to him is, hey, that kind of felt pretty
good. Can you do that again? Yeah? I think I was worried
about his reaction a little bit.We grew up with very different backgrounds in

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sex and sexuality, so I wasalways a little nervous that he would be
weirded out. Have you ever hadanother partner that got into something a little
weird? No, not beyond normalsex stuff. So what do you think
up to this point in your life? And I don't want to keep beating

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a dead horse, but I'm goingto repeat it again. You're in your
late thirties right now, I amWhat do you think has been the major
roadblock for you to have tried doingthis with even someone like reaching out to
another spanko or just a vanilla person. What do you think is the major
roadblock so far in your life?I think just being worried about what they

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would think, and also just someconcerns about my job is very kind of
front facing, and I interact witha lot of people throughout the day and
always being concerned that that would sortof get back to my job. I'm
not saying everyone is great in thespanko community, but a lot of things

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are kept secret. If you meetanother spanko, I would say ninety nine
out of one hundred times, they'renot going to try to expose you.
Yeah. I sort of figured thatout as you and I got to talking,
because I think we kind of mutuallyvetted one another pretty pretty hard before
we met. You have to though, Yeah, Yeah, it's an odd

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thing to meet up with someone forthe first time to do something like this.
Yeah, because when you're in aregular relationship and you're meeting someone for
the first time, you're not necessarilymeeting them specifically to have vanilla sex.
It's not like I'm coming over here, we are having vanilla sex. You
know, when you're meeting a spankofor the first time, most likely you're

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probably going to do at least alittle spanking, right, So it's a
total different way of meeting. Yeah, So up until this point, how
have you gotten your spanking fix?I was probably about twenty when I sort
of discovered that part of the internet. As a teenager, the Internet was

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still very young and I didn't reallyknow what was all out there. So
I was probably in my early twentieswhen I discovered that pocket of the Internet,
and so that was sort of howI explored that for I mean up
until now, really, when Ifirst got on the Internet, there was

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absolutely nothing. Probably the first timeI ever actually interacted with someone about spanking
was America Online AOL. And youknow, you make a profile and you
talk to someone, but you haveno idea who you're talking to. At
the time, no one uploaded picturesbecause to upload a picture, you would

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sit there for twenty minutes waiting forthat picture to form, you know,
and it was a real hassle,so you never knew who you were talking
to. Yeah, so I didtalk to people out there a little bit
spanking wise, but even at thatpoint, I'm still a little weirded out
about the whole thing. Yeah,and you're in kind of the same boat

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as me. You weren't raised withthe internet. The Internet came when you
were already an adult. So beforethe Internet came around, how did you
get a spanking fix? I reallydidn't. I realized that I had this
kind of interest really young and justkind of put it away and was like
that that's another issue for another time. And yeah, because there really was

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nothing I could do to explore it. I was way too self conscious to
just bring it up to my friendsor talk about it in any way.
So it really wasn't until the Internetcame around that I started going into those
spaces with kind of a more exploratoryfocus. The issue that you wanted to

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put away for another time. We'regoing to talk about that right now.
Okay, your earliest recollection of likea spanking memory, when was that second
or third grade? We were reading? It was some like little House on
the Prairie kind of shit whatever colonialbooks you read when you're in second or

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third grade. Did you just sayit was little House in the Prairie kind
of shit? Is that not allowed? No? No, you could swear
all you on on this plot.I've just never heard shit in little House
in the Prairie in the same sentence. I mean, that's fair, that's
fair. It was one of thosekind of stoga wagon story things, but

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it was like a schoolhouse scene anda student was being punished by the teacher,
and I just remember reading it asa young kid and thinking, well,
that's super interesting, and at thetime or not, at the time,
I guess it was too dumb.I was seven, but as I
got older, I probably just chalkedit up to I had never experienced that

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in my life, so I thoughtmaybe it was just like a curious novelty
thing to me as a child,But it just sort of stuck in my
head, and I remember being reallyoddly fascinated with that concept, and it
just stuck with me. Once yousaw that, did you little by little
as you're going up until that timewhen you discovered the internet. All through

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that time, this must have developedin your head. You saw more things
on TV, you read stuff andbooks and everything like that. You had
an idea in your head that youwanted to get a spanking, right,
yes, and you knew how youwanted to get a spanking. You had
this picture in your head of howyou saw it going, right, yes,

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explain that to us. I don'tknow how specific it would have been,
but I as specific as you can. This is an audio podcast,
I guess. I mean, Ialways knew that I wanted to be on
the receiving end. I was neverinterested in giving a spanking, and the

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only encounters I had had at thatpoint, through books or TV or whatever,
were more disciplinary in nature. Sothat was what I envisioned as well.
That's it. I understand that that'sit in your mind right now,
But I'm going to take it alittle further. How were you positioned?
How did it happen? I reallydon't know. I mean, gosh,

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this is thirty years ago, buteven up until you were maybe twenty years
old. Yeah, I started goingon the internet. Yeah, did you
picture a specific position that you wouldbe in or was it various positions?
And if so, what were they? I guess various kind of the more
true stuff over the knees bankings,because I got a lot of my exposure

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through school settings between the little houseon the prairie, shit and other books
and things, sort of like amore over the desk kind of thing.
But yeah, that was really it. Who were you picturing in your head
giving you these spankings? It wasnever anyone I knew. It was always
just kind of a nebulous second party. But you didn't have like a specific

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person like maybe someone from TV,maybe a teacher that you were in class.
You never pictured any of this happening, not really, No, just
kind of a gray area authoritative figureI guess, male or female, usually
male. All Right, those yearswhen you were formulating this picture in your

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head and you didn't have the Internetyet, did you ever think, how
could I possibly get someone to dothis to me? Maybe a position of
authority, maybe a teacher from school, maybe a relative, maybe one of
your friend's parents. Did you everthink, I wonder what I could do

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to get them to give me aspanking. Not really. I guess it
never occurred to me. My parentsdidn't discipline me that way, and none
of my aunts or uncles disciplined theirchildren that way that I know of,
so I guess it never occurred tome. Have you ever overheard someone talking
spanking? No? Right, Sonow you're in your late thirties. How

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has that picture you had in yourhead of how you thought a spanking should
go? How has that changed overthese years? To some degree, not
a whole lot. I have occasionallyput actual people to the second party instead
of just whomever, But other thanthat, it's pretty stable. Because of

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the Internet specifically, I've realized there'sa lot more than what I was exposed
to as a child and a youngteenager. I didn't know much about implements
in different positions and all that kindof stuff, so that has kind of
influenced my ideas, but it stayedpretty consistent. So now you said,

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and I'll play it back right now, I'll throw the red flag and we'll
do a replay. But you said, you now pictured the person or people
that were giving you spankings over theseyears. Give me a couple of those
people that you had pictured giving youa spanking, definitely, my boss was
one. There is someone who Icurrently see occasionally that has come up,

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but not anyone else who I waswith. And maybe there's that scene from
the Secretary that made me think aboutJames Spader in a way I had never
thought of al So maybe that too. He is an interesting character. Yeah,
you know he can go from beingfunny over here to a total weirdo
over here. Yeah. I hadnever considered him sexy before until that.

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Is that one of your favorite scenesfrom a movie? Yeah, i'd be
up there. Why your boss rightnow? It's a hymn? Right it
is? Why is that the faceyou see giving you a spanking? Probably
because I annoy the shit out ofhim? Does he let you know that
you annoy him? Yes? Ifthis ever happens, I want to hear

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all about it. So in yourhead now, because when you were growing
up, it was all disciplinary spanking, because that's what you saw in the
books that you saw in the LittleHouse and a prairie shit. Is it
all disciplined that you think about ordo you sometimes think about fund spankings?
Do you know what a fun spankingis? Yeah, and that has definitely

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evolved for me in the last fifteenor so years, realizing that spanking doesn't
have to be solely disciplinary, becauseyou know, that's what we're going to
be doing very soon, a littlefun spanking. I'll probably go go in
there for like an hour, likeI told you, and we're just going
to have a lot of fun.Okay, Besides me and the people right

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now listening, have you ever toldanybody else about this whole spanking thing?
One person? Yes. Can Iask who that is? You don't have
to give a name. Sure,it's a friend who I've known him for
about seven years. We met whenI was in graduate school, and we
just have a very frank relationship aboutthat kind of stuff. I told him

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about it relatively recently, but he'sthe only person who knows. And what
was his reaction. He was superchill about it, which was kind of
why I decided to tell him,because I knew that he wouldn't be weirded
out. He asked a couple offollow up questions, but that was really
it. Do you remember any thequestions he asked? He asked if that
was more a submissive thing, likean overall submissive thing, or if I

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just liked that, and if therewere any other things that I liked kind
of in that category of submissiveness,but that was really it. Does he
know you're here right now? Yes, he's the only person who knows.
Is he going to listen to thispodcast? Yes? Oh that is awesome.
Who are some of the people inyour life that you would never want

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to know about this? My father? Who else? I was gonna say
my students, But honestly, Ireally don't care. I mean, I'm
not going to advertise it, butthey're pretty chill. I think they'd be
fine, they'd be whatever. Whatabout your boss? I would die of
embarrassment initially, and then I thinkit would it would be weird. What

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about if some other relative found out? You wouldn't be weirded out about it?
I don't think so. I havea big family, but I'm only
really close to a handful of them, and if they found out, like
my uncle and his husband, AMreally close with them. If they found
out, it'd be awkward for tenseconds, and then it'd be fine,
you know. I mean we're adultsnow, Yeah, and they've known you

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for all these years. This isthe thing that even I think about sometimes.
But my family has known me forfifty six years now. A lot
of my friends, you know,I have friends that have been obviously not
fifty six years because I wasn't hangingout with anyone when I was one.
But I have a lot of longtimefriends. But they know us and they
know that we're normal people. Butthen this thing comes out, and now

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all of a sudden, you feellike, Wow, I'm a real weirdo.
But this whole time, they've knownyou as a normal person. They
like you, they talk to you. But in our own heads, we
have to get over this part thatwe're not really weirdos, and they already
think that we're not weirdos, right, but there are gonna be some people
who are gonna be like, wow, you're a bit of a weirdo,

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even though they've known us all theseyears as our regular selves, right right.
It's really similar to I'm very openlybisexual, but I don't again advertise
it, and sometimes someone will findout just sort of randomly. I was
married to a man, so everyonejust assumed I was straight. And it's
kind of similar to that, likewhen people found out for the most part,

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everyone was fine, because they hadknown me for ages. But there
were other people who were not,and that's their call. Do you want
to know something what I just randomlyfound out that you were bisexual? I
don't even know if I have thatquestion down here. I think maybe.
Okay, I don't know that wholeclipboard, and you don't have that question.
No, I got questions here though. You saw them. Yeah,

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I just showed you. I didn'tshow you what they were though. Are
you ready to go have a littlespanking fun? Sure? I needed to
do one more thing for me again. Okay, raise your right hand and
repeat after me. Oh man,Okay, I gen am of sound mind
and body. I jen am ofsound mind and body. And I am

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eagerly and willingly ready to go intothe room across the hall. And I
am eagerly and willingly ready to gointo the room across the hall to receive
some sweet spanking action, to receivesome sweet spanking. No, no,
no, no, no, absolutelynot. I'm not all right, everyone.

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This podcast is going to go toa commercial right now, And although
it's not gonna seem long to you, we're gonna be back here in probably
a little over an hour for aLittle More podcast. But we're gonna go
over there and Jen's gonna receive someof that sweet spanking action for the first
time in her life. We'll talkto you soon. During the first break,
this young lady chose to misbehave.Don't be like her. A welcome

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back from the break, enjoy therest of the show. All right,
Jen, here we are. We'reback in the closet. We were just
in the other room over there doingmany things spanking. You had all this
time to think about what your firstexperience with some spanking action was gonna entail.

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What is your fantasy that you hadbuilt up compared to the reality that
you just received. I think they'reactually pretty similar. I think going into
it, my biggest fear was thatI was actually going to dislike it,
or I was just going to belike a huge baby and not be able
to take any of it. Butthat was not the case. It was

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about as congruent with my fantasy aspossible. A lot of people have that
same fear. Nobody has ever comeand gotten a spanking and thought I never
want one of those again. Mostof the time they get a spanking,
now, they want one tomorrow,and then the next day, and then
the next day. Yeah, youknow, and finally I just stopped answering

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the phone. All right, Sowhat was your favorite part of the whole
experience? I think how laid backit was. We pretty much talked through
the entire thing, and I gotto try out a bunch of different stuff,
and I never felt like I wasin over my head at any point.

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I don't know if you know thisabout me. You don't listen to
my podcast. This is your firstexperience with my podcast. You've never heard
anything. Correct, I played youthe introduction to the podcast. That's about
all you've ever heard. Yes,everyone out there who has listened to my
podcast, and they're probably all sittingout there saying, get to your point.

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My point is I do like totalk. So when we were talking
in there, just know that everysingle person that has come and gotten the
same experience, Like we go inthere and do some fun spanking. Yeah,
we talk a lot during the wholespanking. Yeah. Do you have
a least favorite part of the entiretime we were in there? Not really,

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I mean a couple of the implementsreally did sting. Other than that,
no, by saying they really didsting, did you not like some
of the implements? I think thatthere were a few that I would maybe
not gravitate towards for a fund spanking, but would be okay with for like
a disciplinary What was your favorite implementthat was used on you besides my hand?

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Oh, if you hadn't said that, I would have said your hand.
It would be a toss up betweeneither of the leather implements or the
paddle that you really like that Ialso now really like it's a harder version
of my hand. Yes, basically, Yeah, if you had to choose

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one to throw out and never useagain, is there one? Maybe the
cane just because that really did sting. We use so many paddles that I
kind of lost track of them.But uh, we use a lot of
things, like there is a lotof spanking stuff going on in their room.
Everyone has favorite implements and some peoplehave their absolute least favorite implement,

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like this is a last resort implementand that's exactly what I use it for.
So I have a friend who can'tstand the switch. Whenever she's really
getting on my nerves, I tellher keep it up, and you're getting
the switch, because if I tellher keep it up and I'm going to
give you a spanking. Who cares. You took a spanking. You took

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a lot of hand spanking, andyou took it like a champ. So
to threaten you with a hand spankingis like threatening you with a good time.
But to threaten you with a caningis like, well, maybe I
don't want a caning. Yeah,but when I get to know you better,
if you come around more often,if you really get on my nerves,

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the first thing I'm going to threatenyou with is the cave. So
just know that I won't use acane because you don't really like it that
much. But when I get toknow you, that is the thing that's
going to make you behave good toknow. Is there anything that didn't happen
in there that you wish did?I could have stayed in there longer.

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It was getting warm in there.There was and we had to do this
podcasting, and we got food waitingfor us, we got a lunch coming
to us. But is there anythingwe didn't try that you wish we did?
No? Not, really, wasthere anything that surprised you? I
think in general, I was justsurprised at how much I could tolerate.

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As we started trading implements around,there were some that really really stung,
But by the time we got tothe next one, I felt Okay.
We actually sat there and we're havinglike a three minute conversation while I was
just spanking you. We were justkind of having a back and forth conversation.
So let's just say we got upfrom this table that we're sitting here

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in the closet, kind of atable, it's it's a makeshift table,
yes, And we got it fromhere, and we're heading into the other
room for the very first time you'regoing to experience a spanking. What were
your thoughts going from here to theother room? Mostly that I was hoping
it would live up to the expectationI had built in my head. I

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say, I was concerned that Iwouldn't like it, but I also sort
of felt like this had been brewingfor so long that there was no chance
that I couldn't not like it.So yeah, the twenty step walk was
mostly just me hoping that it wouldlive up to the expectation. You didn't

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feel like you were heading to yourexecution. No, Now we're in the
other room and I sit down andhere you are for the first time,
bending over my lap, and youdid not hesitate when I said when I
said to bend over, you justbent right over. Like some people for

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their first time, they're a littlehesitant, almost like they're going to pass
out. Because I think people getthat way. You know, they've been
building this up for years, andhere they are. They're about to get
it and the blood must all rushto your face. Did you feel that
at all? I was not asnervous as I thought I would be.

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I guess we sort of talked aboutmy back and making sure I was comfortable.
That was honestly, my biggest concernwas that my back was going to
bother me. But once we founda position that didn't hurt right, and
you could do over the knee andjust give you support with your upper body.
Yeah, and the bed is theperfect thing, or a couch is
the perfect thing for that an ottoman. I can go on with various furniture

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names, but that was perfect andstill gives me a great view. And
you are in comfort while you're gettingyour span. Let's just say, in
the last couple of weeks, thelast week, or even yesterday, was
there any point that you're thinking,Am I crazy for doing this? Oh?
For sure. I never reconsidered mydecision. But there were several times

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where, you know, I'd bestanding there brushing my teeth and just be
like, what the fuck are youdoing? Bro? I might have to
wash your mouth. That was soyou contacted me a while back, and
we were trying to get a timetogether. But you're good because you're South
Florida and you actually have someone you'revisiting up here while you're here, so

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it kind of makes it easier foryou. So you could stop here and
you still have them to visit,so it's not like you're coming all this
way then have to drive all theway back. So I definitely knew you
were adamant about coming here because youkept saying, you know, how are
we gonna make this work? Ohmy god? Was I so annoying?
No, No, you were fantasticbecause you weren't overwhelming, and I wanted

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to make it work. But everythinghas to align, you know, because
I have things going on, Youhave things going on, and you know,
it's football season. Football is onthe weekends. I can't fit people
in on the weekends. Come on, people, that's crazy talk. All
right, Now, I'm gonna listsome things. I'm do them one by
one. You're gonna let me knowif you're curious about them, and you're

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gonna give me what you're thinking aboutwhen I name these things to you.
Okay, mouth soaping, Yes,curious about it. I think it would
taste terrible. I think you're absolutelycorrect on your response about what it's going
to taste like. I would definitelythink it's going to taste terrible. I've
been in the shower before, I'vehad soap in my mouth. It's disgusting.

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What do you like? What's theidea you like behind it? I
like that it's disciplinary without being aspanking. I guess right. It's a
good extension. Yeah, either beforeor after, maybe even during a spanking.
That sounds like I would drool alot. Well, think about this,
so you'd have to concentrate on keepingthat soap from going towards your throat.

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Well at the same time, gettinga spanking and wanting to yell out
a little gross, but you can'tyell out because you can't drop that soap.
It's like they tell you in prisonshows, do you not drop the
soap? I think that's what theyhad in mind. All right, Ready
for the next one. Yes,you know about the smacking on the palms
of the hand, or like backin the old days they would do it

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on the knuckles. Most of usdo it on the palms of the hand.
Are you curious about that? Ihad never thought about it before,
But now that you mention it,sure, now you're curious about it?
All right? Face slapping. I'mtentatively curious. Yeah, I'm sitting here

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and I'm like, it looks likeshe wants to but she doesn't know what
she wants to say. Yeah,yeah, tentatively curious. Knowing how red
my butt is right now, Ifeel like that would be hard to hide.
You do realize that no one's wellI don't know about no one,
but I could tell you I'm nevergoing to slap you in the face one

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hundred straight times. And I'm nota face slapper. I'm more of a
face popper. Okay, my slapsdon't even hurt. And I'm not really
a face person because some people reallywant that slap in the face thing.
But I can't do a full slapin the face. Number one, I
feel bad. Number two, Ifeel like I'm going to hurt someone.

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I don't like to look at someonewhen i'm disciplining that, so I give
them a little pop in the face. Yeah, if that's what they want.
And I put it in a VIone time, and I put a
little disclaimer at the end that thiswas her idea. She wanted to a
little slap in the face, soI gave her a little pop in the
face. And people were like,oh. Before I read that disclaimer,
I was thinking, what's happened toa good spanking? All right? And

(32:15):
we did a little bit on theupper thighs, lower end of your butt?
What about spanking on the thighs?Yeah, curious? How about spanking
lower on the thighs? Sure,inner thighs, Sure, front of the
thighs, that would be weird.But sure don't say that's weird. Some
people out there like that. Thatwould be weird for me. I'm very

(32:37):
ticklish on the front of my legs. I guarantee you that if I slapped
you on the front of your legs, you're not gonna laugh. I can't
get massaged there. I actually laughedtoo hard. Really. Yeah. I
do know a friend who came downto visit maybe a year ago. I'm
not sure time just flies by whenyou get to be older. But this

(32:59):
girl comes down and she really reallyreally likes smacking on the backs of the
thighs. And I'm talking the thighs, the entire thing, the inner thighs
and the front of the thighs veryvery hard. Now, I'm not a
big thigh person, but if someonecomes to me and they want that,
I'm like, I can do thatfor you. It doesn't really do anything

(33:21):
for me. I find it amazinghow some people could take that pain.
Yeah, because if someone smacks myinner thigh, you know, when they're
sitting next to you and you dosomething, they just give you a smash.
Yeah that hurts, But you know, I gotta be a man,
gotta pretend, pretend it didn't hurt. Are you ready for another one?
Uh? Huh, you're gonna likethis one? Okay, temperature taking not

(33:46):
curious? No, really not atall. Tell me why, I don't
know, I'm just not all right. Well, then you're really gonna hate
this one. Do you know whatfigging is? No figuring, it's a
ginger root. They come in thoseodds. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I've only done it a couple oftimes to girls because they wanted to try
it. And it doesn't do alot for me, But if someone wants

(34:07):
to try it, I'll do it. Uh huh. So I carve it
into kind of a butt plug wherethe end is so it doesn't go in
right, but you clear off theskin and you put it in and it
makes the we'll just call it thebutthole, makes the butthole burn. So
some people do it when you're givingthem a spanking because they can't clench their

(34:30):
cheeks because if they clench their cheeks, it makes the butt burn a little
more. Uh huh. Some peoplelike it. I've done it to three
girls now, two girls together.One loved it, one absolutely, I
can't say totally hated it, butI don't think she'll ever be asking for
it again. So I'm assuming ifyou don't want a thermometer in your ass,

(34:52):
you're probably gonna not want to figin the ass. No, no,
thank you. I'm gonna just leavethe next thing off because it's kind
of like a medical inspection, whichhas to do with your ass. Okay,
I have nothing else to do withthe butthole. Do you think you
ever would want to give someone aspanking. I won't say never, but

(35:14):
I don't think so. How abouthaving someone see you get spanked? Sure?
How about watching someone else get spanked? Sure? Yes? How about
getting spanked by a female? Yeah, that would be fine. If you
were going to get spanked by afemale, would you want someone to be
older or would you want them tobe younger? I don't think I would

(35:35):
have a preference. Do you thinkit would feel different if an older woman
gave you a disciplinary spanking as opposedto a younger because you're in your late
thirties, Let's just say a youngtwenty something is giving you a disciplinary spanking.
Is that going to feel a littledifferent? Yes? Probably so?
Which would you prefer? Older woman? Do you think that the younger one

(36:00):
is going to be a little moreembarrassing? Yes? Isn't that what you're
looking for when it comes to spanking? Well, maybe embarrassing isn't the right
word. I feel like it wouldbe awkward, but maybe it'd just be
awkward for me. Now that you'vegotten spanked in the other room and you
haven't gotten a disciplinary spanking, whichyou will be getting later today, people,

(36:22):
that'll be the next part of thepodcast that we're going to come back
and talk about after these questions.But now that you've gotten a little spanking,
is there anything you have conjured upin your head that you're thinking,
You know, now that I seewhat happens in there, now that I
see what a spanking's all about,that I could take a spanking. Is
there something in your head that you'rethinking, I'd really like to try this.

(36:45):
I guess the next thing kind ofin my mind is what a disciplinary
spanking is going to be like andhow different it'll be. All right,
Well, you're gonna know that alittle later today. All right, you
were talking about the Secretary movie andyou like that scene. Is there any
other mainstream movie or television show spankingthat you've seen that really sticks out in

(37:07):
your head and you love it?No? Really, no, none that
I can think of. Is therea celebrity out there that you would love
to get a spanking? Buy?This is in part difficult because I have
zero current pop culture knowledge. Thisis obviously not possible. But like nineteen
nineties Harrison Forward, that's absolutely possible. Do you know why that's possible?

(37:31):
Why? Because we have minds andyou could think about that. You know
what I think someone else said,Harrison Ford. Really, I think Harrison
Ford would be a fantastic spanker.And even if he can't give one,
all he'd have to do is watcha movie once and he'd be able to
act out that part. Because whatis he an actor? Bam? Just

(37:52):
doing his job? All right.So, since you don't have a lot
of recent pop culture in your mindright now, is there someone that you
could think of out there that youknow personally that you might want to give
you a spanking? Now? Yes, who is it? I'm not using

(38:13):
their name, No, you don'thave to use your day. Yeah,
it's the same person I was talkingabout before, the person who knows that
I'm here. Oh so this personwho's going to be listening to the podcast,
yes, now knows that you wouldlike this man you're talking about to
give you a spanking. Yes,okay, now he knows, And now

(38:34):
everyone else out there knows, butthey don't know who he is exactly.
Is there anyone out there that yousee on a regular basis that you think
really deserves a spanking? Oh gosh, yes, I mean genuinely deserves a
spanking. Yes? Who are they? My colleagues? You know, if

(38:58):
you want, you could just sendhim my all right, So we're pretty
much done with what I have here, So we're gonna take a little break,
probably gonna go get something to eat, because that's what we do here.
Whenever people come to my house fora day of spanking, I get
nourishment because when we come back,we're gonna probably do a little disciplinary spanking

(39:19):
for you. Let your butt settlea little bit, and then we're gonna
come back here. We're gonna wrapthis up. Get your thoughts and feelings
on your disciplinary spanking. I gota few more fun questions for you after
that. Do you have any lastrequests? Last requests? No, I
don't think so. All right,everyone, we will be back in a

(39:40):
few You better be here after thisshort break. The show will continue.
Now we are back from lunch,which was a little while ago, and
more importantly, we're back from yourfirst disciplinary spanking. So the most important

(40:01):
question is how are you feeling rightnow? I kind of feel the same
way I would feel when I cameout of an audition, which is your
adrenaline crashes and your entire body justfeels like a rag doll. And after
these auditions, you're talking about yourbutt also hurts. No, that is

(40:21):
one distinct difference. Was it everythingyou thought it would be? This disciplinary
thing? Yeah, describe what happenedto you in there and your thoughts about
the whole thing. I wasn't expectingit to start the way it did.
You just sort of came into theroom and went into disciplinary mode, and
I wasn't expecting that. That calledme a little bit off guard, but

(40:44):
I also really liked it. Yeah, I'm a nervous laugher, and that
got me in trouble, I thinktwice. Yes, yes, see,
people are gonna know by this podcastand they're gonna think he's not that funny.
But whenever it first started, I'mlike, well, I hope she
doesn't laughter in his whole thing,because I'm gonna have to whoop that ass.

(41:06):
What are some of the things youloved about it. I liked not
having to think. I did haveto think because I had to remember things.
I liked just sort of being toldwhat to do and just doing it
and not having to really have cogentthought outside of that. But you did
have to remember things, and youdid remember everything eventually eventually. Yeah,

(41:29):
well you did remember everything, butit took a little while because when I
started having you name some of therules that you have to follow when you're
getting disciplinary spanking, you would forgetsome here and there. Yes, and
there was one word you forgot tosay a few times. Oh sir,
that's right, You're lucky. Youjust remember that I go get the belt
again. You took the belt reallywell for someone who hasn't been spanked at

(41:54):
all before, like one pm today, you took the belt pretty well to
You took a really good handspanking too. So you know what I'm I'm gonna
reward you right now with a littlebit of a game. Okay, you're
not getting spanked anymore, unless,of course, you misbehave in the closet

(42:14):
here. But the name of thegame is would you rather? Okay,
and you kind of know how toplay, would you rather? Right?
Yes, we're going to give youa few would you rathers? You just
let us know, okay. Andwhen I read these everything I'm reading right
now is your age right now,So don't think, well, is this

(42:34):
happening now? Is this happening whenI was younger? This is all happening
right now. Okay. So thedecisions you make are the decisions you're making
as a late thirties something female bisexual, as we learned earlier, So anything
you say is your age right now, got it? Would you rather have
your spanking by a police officer forspeeding be played on TV on a loop

(43:00):
for a week along with other peoplewho also got disciplinary spankings for whatever the
reason is? Because in this fictitiousworld that we're living in at your age
right now, police are allowed tospank people. Would you want your spanking
to be played along with these otherpeople just on a continuous loop for a
full week on this channel, orpay a five hundred dollars fine for the

(43:24):
speeding have it played on a loop. Haven't played on a loop? Okay,
by a police officer right there?You're getting spanked. Doesn't necessarily mean
pants down. You could be fullyclothed, but you're just getting a spanking
and a whole week long. Ifthere's only three people that week that got
spanked, your spanking is going tobe played several hundred times, probably in

(43:45):
the thousands by the time it's over. So you're okay with that. Yes,
let's do the same thing, butnot a police officer spanking you your
own father is spanking you five hundreddollars fine? One of your coworkers spanking
you probably the fine. Okay,let's move on to the next one.

(44:07):
Would you rather get spanked by yourboss for poor performance in front of all
of your students or crap your pantsat the beginning of a three hour plane
flight spanked by my boss. Ithought you were going to ask other questions

(44:28):
like, well, did I bringmy luggage to board? The answer would
have been no, you checked yourluggage. Did you come up with that
question? I was sitting here andI said, what would be more uncomfortable?
Now? If you crap your pantsat the end of the plane flight?

(44:50):
It's like, you know what,Maybe I'll do the crap of the
pants, you know, all right? Would you rather confess your spanking proclivities
to your entire family all at onceor have them all walk in on you
having a threesome? Honestly? Thethreesome interesting? Do you have anyone in

(45:14):
mind for this threesome? Would itbe another man and woman? Okay?
What if it was to other women? That would be fine. I think
that's the least in my worries.All right, I have two more for
you, Okay, this happens.I don't want to say all the time,

(45:37):
but it happens often where girls willsend me a text and let me
know that they just masturbated to myvideo. So this girl texted me last
night and she told me she justhad an orgasm to a specific video.
I don't want to say which video. I don't know if I'll embarrassed the
girl that was in the video.Maybe she was just masturbating to me and

(45:59):
the girl was just something in thevideo, but you know who knows.
And then she texted me again andwas like, I just had my second
orgasm to the same video and there'sstill ten minutes left. Every time she
would have one, she would sendme a text. Then she gave me
the grand total at the end.So here's the question to you. Would

(46:19):
you rather know that a family memberpleasured themselves to your spanking video or find
out that you've been dating your longlost cousin for the past year. Would
I know that the family member hadpleasured themselves Yes, because they commented on
the video cousin, Really, howwould you know the family member is the

(46:45):
one that commented? But this happenedto a girl one time too, she
was in college and she had madea video with me. She was home
for the weekend. She got busywhile she was watching. Not that she
got big, you know, shedidn't get busy. She got busy doing
things while she was watching her video. So she puts it on pause.

(47:07):
What happens to the computer screen goesblack? Probably right, and went into
the screensaver. Yeah, and that'swhere it stayed. She goes back to
college, her mother does her laundry. Her mother comes into her room.
There's her computer right on her desk. She must have nudged the desk as
she was putting knee clothes down ona desk, and bam, the screensaver

(47:30):
goes off. There's her daughter rightthere, freeze frame, getting a spanking
by some strange dude, and hermother saw it everything. Mother calls,
sister, says, do you knowwhat I just saw? Sister calls the
girl that was in the video,It says, do you know what mom
just saw? So imagine if itwas something like that, Maybe you walked

(47:52):
into your I don't know, let'sjust choose someone father's room. His screensaver's
on, and buy mistake. You'rejust putting something down. Maybe you owe
them ten dollars. You're putting aten bucks right there on his desk.
You bumped the desk a little bit. Screensaver goes off. There's you getting
a spanking. Now. Your fatherhas no idea what your bare butt looks

(48:15):
like. But your father happened tohave made a little comment on the video
down there, saying, I justpleasured myself to this video. Love everything
about it. I don't even rememberwhat the other option was, but that
I would rather that. All right, I have one last one for you,

(48:37):
Okay, would you rather send aspanking picture, buy mistake in a
group text to your entire family,or show up at a spanking party knowing
that your video is one of thetop three that are going to be judged

(48:58):
as the best video of the year, only to find out that one of
the judges is your uncle, probablythe spanking the spanking party. So now
you and your uncle have this thing. I guess you can kind just talk

(49:19):
about, you know, so,how long you've been uh spanking? You
know, stuff like that, simplequestions, you know, keep it short,
keep it sweet, Yes, likehow I want you to answer when
you're being punished. I want itshort and sweet. To the point.
All right, let's move on fromwould you rather? I hope you enjoyed
the game, because I enjoyed it. So you do this spanking thing.

(49:40):
You've been waiting to do this spankingthing for years. You finally did this
spanking thing. Do you have anyother fetishists that you are thinking about?
You know, I've done this spankingthing. Maybe I should do this.
This is definitely the main event,the main one. There's nothing else you're
c about when it comes to fetishes. Not much. No. You know,

(50:04):
when you say not much, thatmeans there might be something, but
the no means no. I guessI wouldn't mind exploring with bondage a little
bit. If you find yourself apartner that's into this spanking thing and you
guys hit it off, maybe youcould also work in a little bondage.
Yeah, maybe just a little handcuffs, stuff like that so you can't reach

(50:25):
back. Although you didn't reach backat all to cover your butt, and
that's amazing. You really took itkind of stoically. You really didn't move
much at all. And when Itold you to stick that butt out,
you kept that butt out. Youdidn't really flinch at all, all right,
How often over all these years didyou wish that maybe it would have

(50:50):
been a better thing if you weren'tborn with this spanking gene. I never
considered it a burden or really anegative. I've been reluctant to talk about
it with people, but I neverconsidered it something that I wished I didn't
have before today, you really onlytalked about it with one other person.

(51:10):
Yes, so in your thirty somethingyears, you only talked about it one
person, And here you came tomy house today and you're doing a podcast
basically talking about it with thousands ofpeople. So now that you have come
and you have done this knowing thatyou could take a spanking like a freaking

(51:31):
champ, but knowing that you couldtake a spanking, if you can go
back in time and change something aboutthis whole thing, what would you change.
I would have started earlier. Whendo you think you would have liked
to have started? Honestly, Iprobably shouldn't have much before my late twenties,
because I don't think I was emotionallymature enough, So I would say

(51:52):
late twenties, early thirties. Istarted spanking at thirteen. I was not
emotional So, now that you've experiencedall this, do you think that you
would want to maybe explore it furtherwith other people? I don't know,
that's kind of tough. I knowthis sounds weird because I emailed the complete

(52:15):
stranger look gonna snow, But Iwould have to really think carefully about who
I would share this with. Well, because you want to be careful obviously.
Yeah, there's a big trust factorthat comes into it, and I
would have to be really careful Ithink for myself before I decided to just

(52:38):
jump into it with other people.Do you think that you would want a
relationship that also involves spanking, atrue relationship where the other person in the
relationship is a spanko. I thinkthat's definitely a possibility. Yeah, so
you think that eventually maybe you wouldwant to be in a relationship with someone

(52:59):
like this, but of course beingcareful while you're doing it. You don't
want to go meet in every singleperson that emails you, right, Yeah,
And speaking of email, I haveyour email address right here. Do
you want me to give it outfor some people to contact you about this?
Sure? Why don't you tell everyoneout there kind of what you're looking
for? And then give your emailaddress for them to contact you, and

(53:20):
do it in a very very sexyvoice. I think I know how to
do that. Last, far asfar as age goes, nothing too much
younger than me, so thirties andupward. I have no height requirement,
okay, or gender requirements. Really, like we were talking about earlier,
I've always kind of gravitated towards mails, but either would work. That's kind

(53:45):
of hot. Oh and my emailaddress is relentlessly dot stalking dot joy at
gmail dot com. There are somany different aspects of this spanking thing.
Would you just want someone to exploreit all with? Or do you want
someone very dominant? Do you wantsomeone that's a little bit of both they

(54:07):
like that fun and they're also dominantat times. Yes, someone kind of
in the middle, or who isinterested in doing both. Do you think
you'd like something where you're in adomestic discipline relationship? Potentially? Yeah?
What do you think would be themost common thing that you would be punished

(54:29):
for? Something involving my mouth andyour nervous laughter? Probably? Oh,
I have to ask you a veryimportant question. This one could make or
break this interview. Okay, upuntil this point in time, who has
given you the best spanking of yourlife? Hah oh wow, that's tough.

(54:54):
I would have to say, outof the many candidates, it would
have to be you. That makessense, That makes a lot of sense.
Do you have anything else you'd liketo say to these people out here?
No, I don't think so.Thanks for listening. I have to
thank you so much for coming hereand doing this. I mean, you
could have come here and just donethe spanking thing and that would have been

(55:15):
fine. And I've done one otherepisode with someone who's been on the podcast.
It had never been spanked before theycame in, talked about it before
they got spanked, after they gotspanked, before they got spanked, after
they got spanked, and we kindof ended just like this. But you
know what, we didn't do whatwe didn't play Would you Rather? This
is the first time I played backhere. I'm glad to be your inaugural

(55:39):
would you Rather player. I don'teven know if I'll pull that out again.
I've only played smacked that ass oncetoo, But thank you very much
for coming and doing this. You'regreat and you were also fantastic in the
other room, if you know whatI mean. But everyone out there,
thanks a lot for joining us.Again, why don't you say goodbye to

(56:00):
everyone? Bye? All right,everybody. That wraps up another episode of
the Never Too Old for a GoodSpanking Podcast. Once again, if you
want to have your stories read onmy podcast, I'm going to be doing
some mini episodes in between these longerepisodes where I'm just reading people's stories.

(56:21):
And your stories could be true stories, of course about spanking. All stories
have to be about spanking, butthey could be true stories, they could
be fiction, they could be fanfiction. Whatever you have out there that
has to do with spanking. IfI think it fits the podcast, I
just might read your story on thepodcast. And again, don't be disappointed.

(56:44):
If I do not read your story, it doesn't mean it's bad.
It just means that I don't thinkit fit what I'm looking for for the
podcast. So please, anybody whowants their story read on the podcast,
get in touch with me and thankyou in advance. After I recorded this
episode, my guest on the episodemade herself a fet life account and she

(57:08):
wants me to throw her screen nameout there for anyone that wants to get
in touch with her that might wantto talk spanking or possibly even meet Forest
spanking. Remember she lives in southernFlorida, she's in her late thirties,
and she is into spanking. Eventhough she's brand new at this, she

(57:30):
can take quite a spanking. Onher fet life account, you could check
out some of the pictures from herfirst spanking that we did here at my
place. And if you want toget in touch with her, just go
to late Bloomer Gen. That's allone word and late l A t E
b l oo m E r je n N. That's two ends at

(57:54):
the end, so it's late bloomerJen all one word on FETLAF. That
concludes this episode. Everyone, Iwill see you next time. Have a
good one.