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December 22, 2023 • 60 mins
This is the 2nd part of the Mookie & Numbers Guy episode.
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This is the Never too Old fora Good Spanking Podcast. Put the hands
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I need a spank. I needa guy spank. I need a

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spank. I need Hey everybody,welcome back for another episode of the Never
Too Old for a Good Spanking Podcast. I want to thank everybody again for
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do go to my page, feelfree to leave a message. I always
love getting feedback about the podcast.So here we are with part two of
the Mookie and Numbers Guy Podcast.I hope you enjoy it. Besides that
one you had, of course,have either one of you had any crazy

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or maybe strange experiences when it comesto being a spanco The first time that
the talk went too hard past mylimits. It was at a private party,
it was a public play thing.He mouth soaped me so I couldn't
give a lot of feedback. Hehad me facing a way so we couldn't

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read my facial expression, and hejust went really hard on me with a
thick strap. And one of mylong term play partners was watching from across
the room and he's like, Icould see from your body language that you
weren't having a good time. Butwhat am I going to do. I'm
not going to read for you.You have to make your own decisions,
so I wasn't going to interfere.But that was too hard for me,
and I'll spit the soap out,went to the bathroom and cried afterwards.

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But that's not something that I holdagainst that top. It never felt unsafe,
and I think it's hard in thescene. Like we have a lot
of talks about consent, which arereally important and good conversations to have,
but there is a very big differencebetween somebody making a mistake or having bad

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practices that they need to fix andsomebody being a predator. I'm very lucky
that that experience was with somebody whoI trust, and that I'm still on
good standings with now. How aboutyou, Numbers guy anything, I've been
pretty lucky. I always err onthe side of caution, despite being a
sadist. I never go anywhere nearclose to what I want to go.

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In the first several sessions, evenI got to find out how much I
trust the bottom to communicate with me, especially to use her safe words,
before I even get anywhere close tothat futil the entire time. For the
most part, what I'm doing isreading them and making sure that they're having
a good time, and I'm justgrateful forever much I'm allowed to do kind
of thing like if I get todo a hard session right on, even
if I get to do a mediumsession, doesn't matter. It's still fun.
But as long as I'm not goingfurther than what they can handle,

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as long as I'm not making itnot a good time for them. I
mean, I mean to Mookie,mostly because I'm so comfortable with her.
I know what I can do toher now, But I don't do that
with everybody. And I think airingon the side of caution sometimes I wonder
if that means I go too lightand someone doesn't get it. Too hard.
I'd still rather miss on the shortend than go too hard and scar

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someone for life. I would neverwant to do that to somebody. So
now I've been pretty fortunate. Idon't think I've had any really bad or
crazy experiences so far. I haven'thad anyone not want to play with me.
I don't think because of bad experiencelike that. So far, so
good. Numbers, guy, Ithink that I know the answer to this
question. So I'm going to askyou first and we'll see if maybe she
has the same answer. So here'sthe question. What's your absolute favorite spanking

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memory? Yeah, i'd have tosay the first time I got the spank
movie Darling. I figured that wasgoing to be your answer because of the
way you talked about it before,Mookie, What is your favorite spanking memory?
That's a good and hard question,Like I feel like I've had such
a range of experiences. I gotinto the scene pretty late, and I
feel like you blow through your fantasylist pretty quickly, so a lot of

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first But yeah, I'm gonna haveto say probably something early with Numbers when
we were first started together. Youdid do the thing where you were going
a little bit light on me.Probably because you mostly played with Kinks people
and vanillas, and you were holdingback a bit. So I feel like
that's where bratting comes in. Iskind of like a I'm not asking you
to go harder, but I'm lettingyou know in a pretty clear way that

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you can go harder. I cantake more. And I remember we went
out somewhere. I think you mademe not wear panties as a punishment as
we like went to somewhere to getsomething. And then in the elevator on
the way up to his apartment afterwards, I pushed all the buttons on the
thing to make it stop on everyfloor, and every time the elevator door
would close, he bent me overa spank me in the elevator and stop

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as soon as the doors open.And every time we got to a floor,
I said, is this our floor? It's like five floors in a
row. Is no, damn Well, it's not doors closed. More spanking.
There's a camera in that elevator.I didn't care spread of me so
hard. All I cared about wasjust punishing her at that point. Yeah,
those were just pure joy. Playingwith someone when it's your first time

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is amazing. But if you havenot had the experience of being us Panco's
first play partner. That is alsojust so incredible. I'm sure you get
that a lot. Because I'm aprofessional, I don't have to do this.
But others are going to have topause this podcast right now and probably
excuse themselves in the middle of thatstory you just told. But they're going
to be able to come back tothe podcast where I have to just continue

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after hearing it. But like Isaid, I'm a professional. Well that's
professional. Did you was there aquestion at the end of that that I
or a question? Oh? Iwas just asking. You must get to
be a lot of people's first playpartner. I have definitely been the first
for quite a few people, andI love when someone else tells me about

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that person, telling them about theexperience they had with me. I don't
go out and seek to be someone'sfirst, but I love to give someone
a great experience for their first timebecause in Numbers Guy, you talked about
this already, that you have ahorrible first experience with something like this and
it could send you back into thecloset forever. One thing that I love

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is to hear from other people.Even men will tell me that, oh,
I met a friend of yours whocame to you for her first spanking,
and I love to hear that theyhad an absolute fantastic time and that
they're still doing it. And Ithink that's great. And at least with
this way, if they have agreat first experience and then they have a
bad experience, they at least knowthat not everyone is like this journey or

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like Dickwad. You know, fuckquad, get the name right now. I'm
sorry, you know what. Dickwadmust be someone that I'm thinking of from
my past. But I actually havenot really met many jerks in my day,
Like my day is so forever.There's people out there who are much
older than me. But being fiftyfive and talking to all you younger people,
I get very jealous and it kindof sucks. But anyway, there

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are other things that go along withspanking, and you guys all know this.
There's corner time, there's mouth soaping, there's temperature taking, there's face
slapping, there's palm slapping or knuckleslapping. Are there other things that you
guys get involved in or really likeabout it? I think it's exactly the
same thing. The looks she's givenme. I remember there was a period

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early on in our relationship where hehad spanked me so often. We were
doing this so frequently that the skinon my butt was worn thin, and
we're like, we need to dosomething else. We can't just do spanking
constantly. And we reached out toa friend of ours, actually Sarah's partner
Kai Discipline, asking do you haveany suggestions for alternate punishments, any very
thoughtfully set numbers, a big listof other things, and you said,

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I feel so bad about this too, And I was just kind of like,
I'm not so much of a disciplinarianthat I'll do any of that other
stuff. I just want to spank. There's like we just want to do
spankings. Yeah, it was areally good idea, is honestly, and
you probably deserve a lot of thosethings that run his list and stuff,
and I wish I appreciated it more, but yeah, no, I'm just

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here for the spanking. Really asa bottom, I can take or leave
some of that stuff, and I'vedone a lot of it, Like corner
time is fun, that can befun. That's what I was going to
mention it. But I've honestly triedto give her corner time, and then
I'm sitting there looking at the buttlike I just want to play with it.
How long am I supposed to leaveher in there for? It's more
of a punishment for me and notget to play with the butt. So
she's in there for thirty seconds,a minute or something like that. I

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take a few pictures. Yeah,she totally got a corner time, get
back over my knee more so Ijust give her more spanking time. Yeah,
I like it as a top,just because I feel like there are
many ways to artificially draw out aspanking, especially a lot of people.
Because I'm doing this professionally, alot of people pay for a certain amount
of time with me, so wewant to do a lot of spanking within

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that time. But unless you're justhave a hand and an arm of steel
and they're okay taking an hour longhands banking like most people, we can't
do that. So I do liketo incorporate a lot of that stuff for
organic pauses and to draw anticipation andthat sort of thing as a tool,
and I enjoy it in its ownright as well. But yeah, as

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a bottom, I'll take it orleave it. But I don't really need
it. The thing about corner timewith me like, I don't mind it
because a lot of girls do likeit. It, I guess adds a
little embarrassment and everything. The thingI don't get is why so many people
are so strict about corner time.My only thing is face the wall.

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That's all I want. Just facethe wall, rub your but do whatever
you want to your butt. Don'tput your hands on your head. I
want you to touch your butt.Why people make them not touch their butt?
It drives me crazy because that ismy favorite part. I want to
sit there while I'm setting my fantasyfootball lineups, while they're in the corner.

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I want to be able to lookover and watch a girl touch her
own butt. But to have themstanding in the corner with their hands on
their head, Yeah, you geta nice view and everything, but a
girl touching her own red, sore, hot butt is absolutely fantastic to me.
I feel you on that a lot. But I can kind of answer

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the question of why people don't letme spanky touch the butt. It's literally
and I only enjoy this from asadistic perspective, especially after you've given a
really good one her asses on fireand all they want to do is rub
it, and you don't let themdan They could do nothing to sue the
sting, and you let that goon for a long time. And that
part, I think is what peoplefind it so hot about it. That's

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not what I thought you were goingto say about that. I do enjoy
exactly what he's saying, though,you know, both are good, but
I can see the perspective. Don'tlet them touch it yet they're not done
being punished. Yeah, I likeit as an excuse for additional punishment.
Often when I send someone to thecorner, if they rub, I'm like,
oh, this is where I getto tap into my aggression. I'm
just like, I'm already punishing youfor this. Who says you were allowed
to do that? You go overand you smack them a whole bunch more

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times, or get the strap orsomething, and just like really have them
staying while we stand there. Partof the fun I think with corner time
is feeling like you're watched and monitored, So having rules about what you are
and aren't allowed to do can bekind of electrifying. I totally agree with
both of you, Like, I'mnot putting people down because of their preferences

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in the corner. They're just notmy preferences. And I know why people
don't let them rub their butts,and I'm totally cool with that. I'm
just saying that you get spanked tomy house, not you numbers guy,
but any girl who gets banked inmy house, you rub your butt all
you want, and that we allget to make our own rules. We're
talking about quarner time. We're talkingabout one thing, and yet it is

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a really one thing. The wayI would give corner time if I ever
actually could advantage's commands off the line, the way I would give corner time
would be different from how she givesquarner time, would be different from how
you give corner time to the otherplay partners we know, and everybody would
do it in their own way.And I think the fun element is you
get to make the rules, Andactually I love that yours is so different.

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Yeah, yeah, you touch aboutall you want. I will agree
with you. There a girl rubbingher own red sore body is amazing.
One of the things I also lovethat they tend to pair that with is
the spanky dance. You know whatI'm talking about right. Oh, I
have a video called a spanky dancethat I certainly enjoy seeing the video.
I did the spanky dance the girlin there. After the video was over,

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she did a second spanky dance.She was laughing, said that hurts
so bad, but she did it, and I put it in at the
end as an outtake because it wasso great. I'm so glad that I'm
not the one doing the span dancebecause it looks ridiculous but so hot,
so much cuter with me. Yeah, especially the way I like to visualize

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it, jumping up and down onthe balls of her feet, on her
tiptoes and everything like that, becauseshe literally just can't handle it. You
know, I didn't think I didthat. You've done it once or twice,
but you do it so short.Don't judgement or anything like that.
I want it to be natural morethan anything, an actual natural spanky dance,
not scripted, not I tell youto do it. No. I
When they actually just do it completelyon their own, and so many of

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them do, they all end upin the same place. I love that
you could see a fake spanky dancefor a mile away. Now I look
for that stuff, everything being genuinemore so, And that's one of the
reasons why I don't school a lot, is I like things to be genuine.
So genuine spanky dances, I guessgenuine, but rubbings purely out of
pain and everything all that love it. So now I know you did some

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spanking in an elevator, So let'sjust say everyone in this whole world is
totally cool with spanking going on anywhereyou want. Where is the place that
you two would love for a spankingto happen between you two? I would
love it at a restaurant. I'veactually heard of a celebrity that spanked his

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girlfriend in a restaurant. If youbrat me at a restaurant, I don't
want to take you out of thecar and spank you in the car and
stuff. No, I just wantto do it right there in front of
everybody. Yeah, we actually didhave a similar, not an actual experience
like this, but we go toa lot of non spanko, traditional BDSM
kink parties, and at first Ireally felt out of place at them.
But one of the amazing things aboutthem is that we're the only spankos,

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and I feel like a lot ofBDSM, people are very performative. They
go up and they do their sceneand it's very performative, and they sit
back down it's over. But spanko'sit's like a plaything. So they're up,
they're doing their scene and then it'sdone. Whereas I'm bratting at the
dinner table and get yanked over outof nowhere, over someone's lap and spanked,
and it's mortifying because nobody gets it, but it's entirely appropriate to do

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in this kink space. So that'sthe I guess, the closest we've had.
Yeah, I actually got to dosomething similar to what I'm talking about,
you know. Yeah, well yougot spanked when we were just sitting
around the bonfire. Yeah yeah,we were actually at dinner and I don't
remember what the heck you said,and I had you cooking naked in an
apron and then that's perfect attire forgetting spanked anyway. I don't know why
you chose to brat me when youhave that exposed, but then I could

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just pull you over my hand andspank you in front of everyone and actually
getting to see people's embarrassed faces,like, oh my god, she's getting
your spanking right now. So Ithink that's the closest I'll ever get to
what I was talking about. We'respanking someone in public. I guess in
public would be my answer. ButI just figured out a restaurant, nobody
expects it. That would probably bethe least expected event, and then for
it to actually just happen would bekind of cool. It would be a

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perfect world if everyone just accepted itlike we do. I agree it could,
and yet it would lose something too. I think the taboo iss of
it. You tell me, itw still be embarrassing to have your bottom
beared in front of that many peoplegetting spanked in front of them. Yeah,
yeah, get especially you've been soso good the rest of the time
and see other people get spanked inand I know you you would be laughing

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at them and everything too. Andthen finally they get karma where now you're
the one getting spanked, and nowthey get to laugh at you. Fine,
tell me when yeah, okay,yeah, right, so this world
I'm talking about everyone in the world. They're not spankos, but spanking in
public is totally like people would sitthere not thinking, oh, there's going
to be a spanking tonight, butthen one breaks out. That's the world

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I'm talking about. I love thatworld. I also love that world.
If we had more of that world, we would have less of the world
we have right now. Fair Enough, the people that I've heard, that
you've met that came out in theirlate forties, fifties, and everything like
that because they don't feel comfortable inthis world doing what we do. I
wish we could get this world tobe a little closer to what you're talking

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about, so that people don't haveto, I guess, deny their true
selves for so long. You know, we know someone who's come out in
their twenties and she gets to livethe dream that early on, and some
people wait until their fifties and theydon't realize they could have done this this
whole time, all those people thatcame out as teenagers, I would have
been scared shitless to come out asa teenager. I still was when I
was twenty. I was when Itold my girlfriend she asked me, and

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even then it was still hard.It got easier the more girls I told,
but it was still hard. Thefirst few times I tried coming out
to my high school friends, likeI knew back then and I picked my
most vanilla friend in my entire world, and I told her I want to
be spanked, and she put outher arm and said, how hard do
it on my arm? Like youdon't get it? She never said to

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you, can I help you withthat? No? No, And unfortunately
she had the most amazing But Iknew I was a spank when I'm like,
oh, girl, if I hadyour body, everyone in the world
want to spank me because she justhad this like we already do. Yeah,
well, I'm living the dream.I'm living the dream. So I've
seen your pictures and I don't thinkyou have anything to complain about. Do

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you also get spanked females only ina very social capacity? An underlying sexual
current from a spanker adds to thefulfillment for me. So in a private
one on one thing with somebody,I do prefer male spankers. But I'm
definitely spanked and ben spanked by femaleswitch friends, usually in like a public

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play or like a play context.Numbers guy, do you get to still
spank other females? Oh? Yeah, It's One of the things I love
about this one is she's extremely realisticabout the spanking community. And how small
it is and sharing too. Myprevious partner wanted to keep me all to
themselves, and I respected her wishes. But one of the things I did
very much enjoy about when I firstgot to meet Moki, and we were

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originally just going to be spanking partnersand just friends if anything, but the
fact that she had no problem withme spanking other people. It's one of
the things that definitely drew me toher. And she only makes my life
better, she doesn't impact it negativelyin any way. Again, we are
such a small scene that I've madefriends. Some of my play partners are
people that like I want to keepin touch. Some of my play partners

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are people who are married to Vanilla'sand they interact with this by having friends
in the scene. And even thoughI am in a relationship where I get
this quite frequently, I still wantto play with that other person. That's
part of how we know each other's, part of how we connect. I
wouldn't want to give that up orask anybody else to give that up for
me. I have definitely met severalfemales through people that I've actually played with,

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which is fantastic because there's no workyou know, they pretty much say
exactly what to expect. I lovereferrals, and I definitely think it makes
everything safer for everybody. I remembermy Vanilla friends asking me like, oh,
you're going to play with this otherguy? You know you haven't met
him, and I'm like, no, but I have friends that play with
him and it's fine, it's safe, don't worry about it. And their

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eyes bug out of their head,but they're like, I guess that does
sound safer. All I have tosay is you better be here when the
show gets back. Welcome back tothe Never too Old for a Good Spanking
Podcast. Mookie. You have definitelytouched on this a few times, but
I didn't want to get into itright away in the podcast because I had
other questions for you before. Andsince Numbers Guy has joined it to the

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podcast, we are giving the peopleout there way more to listen to because
this has taken a lot longer thanI had promised you it was going to.
But I'm blaming this on the twoof you. This is well,
he showed up and derailed everything.No, that's fantastic because you guys are
both telling some great stories, givensome awesome answers, MOOKI, this one

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is for you. You've touched onthis during the podcast. You have this
alter ego which can also be foundon fet life by searching the name Miss
Darling. And that's m I ZD A r l I n G.
That's one word you could find onfet life and Miss Darling is a five

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to ten professional dom who specializes intraditional domestic style punishments to pretty much anyone,
unless, of course, they don'tlike tall girls or they are looking
for anything other than basically just spankingactivities. Give us a little more info
about Miss Darling. Like I thinka lot of women, I entered the

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scene thinking only that I could bea bottom, and it seemed very intimidating
to top. And then it's funnyhow once you get a need met,
you can open up to other things. And I had some play partners who
were interested in having me top them, and it's so funny to think of
now. I was so nervous aboutit. But one of the ways I
got into is by writing stories.So I try and write a story for

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someone with a female top and amale bottom, and I try and hit
all their buttons and this sort ofcharacter. Miss Darling. I had pictured
her as a school teacher, somethingkind of maternal, and you know,
floral skirts and pointed glasses which Idon't have, but I should get some
at some point, like the cateyes and even the name miss Darling I

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pictured it's i Z just because Ipicture explaining to like someone younger, like,
it's m i Z. We're Canadians. I'm going to correct you to
Z on that. Oh no,I understand. I know the band Rush
and they do that song why Wise. It's for us down here. We
call it why wy Z, butthey call it why wi Z. We
sure do. That's our airport,Yeah, Gronto Airport, yiz. Continue.

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It's so funny that as soon asI did it once. Topping is
a lot of responsibility, and youhave to do pain reading and you have
to do a lot of negotiating.It's all on you. You control the
action. But in a way it'svery fulfilling for somebody like me. I
only came into the spanking scene inmy mid thirties, so I have just
years of saved up fantasies, andin some ways, I think in our

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fantasies we are playing both roles,because if you're mad the reactions of the
spanky. You're creating that in yourown head. And especially if you're a
bottom who's imagining a top, youwere writing a top. You were designing
what they say and how they lookand what expressions. So I found that
when I started tapping into that,it was all there, like all of

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the material, everything that I wouldhave fantasized about it as a bottom,
It just came out of my mouth. And it's fun to control the action.
I understand now what it means totake energy from the bottom. Like
a lot of the times when Inegotiate with people, people will say,
oh, I just want you togive me the spanking that you would want
to give, And I have noproblem doing my thing if it's somebody's first

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time or whatever. But the truthis, it helps so much to know
what presses, what buttons for thebottom, because they drive the energy.
If I'm not embarrassing you with thebuzzwords, then there's no point in me
saying the buzzwords. I'm not sayingthem for me. I'm saying them because
I'm trying to embarrass you and I'mtrying to get this reaction out of you.
So there's so much interesting things I'velearned on the way there. And

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it's funny just because when I wearheels, I'm over six feet and I've
always been well spoken, I'm prettysmart, I'm not shy. When I
first entered into the scene and toldmy friends, a lot of them blurted
like, you're dominatrix. You're dominatrix, right, and I'm like, no,
the opposite. But it's funny howthey could see that element, that
dominant part of my personality can comeout and it finally has a space where

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I'm not apologizing because I'm emasculating peopleor intimidating people. There's a space for
me to let that off leash.Sometimes this is a business you have now,
Yes, I do it professionally,Like again, I will play with
friends, or I'll play at partieswith people who I'm close with. But
I was visiting Sarah and Kai inHawaii and we accidentally got locked into a
national park because we got back toolate, and I was in the car

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with a woman who had started dominga little bit on the side part time,
and we're stuck there. So Iasked for a million questions. And
I always thought that it was somethingthat was very very transactional, like you
know, you just open up shopand people come your way and you do
whatever. And she made it seemlike you can call the shots on how
you want to do this. Ifyou only want to take, for example,

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like twelve clients and have in depthrelationships, you can just do that.
You can have a vetting process,you can have a real dynamic with
people. There's no rules on whatyou need to do. So I love
that if someone's not aligned enough withme, or if I get a bad
feeling from them, I don't sayyes. And so a lot of the

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people, especially my regulars, arepeople that I genuinely care about and like,
and we have a fun dynamic andit's all unique and it's all different
with everybody. Is there a placeanywhere spanking to fet life that we could
see a sample of your work?As of right now, I am mostly
just doing solo scolding content where I'llmake up a scenario and I'll get the

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outfit for it and set up atripod and do a scolding or an imaginary
story. But it's just me atthis point. I don't come into this
as an industry person, so Idon't have other people that I film with
or that bottom for me in thevideos. But I do have a lot
of scolding content that is on myonly fans right now? Do you want
to give out your OnlyFans address?Yes, it's OnlyFans dot Ca slash Miss

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Darling, but my website Miss Darlingdot Ca has everything. Or if you
find me on feed life through myusername, everything successible that way as well.
What are they going to find onOnlyFans? Is it only your Miss
Darling persona or is it also youbeing spanked? For as much as I
am very open within the banking communityabout being a switch with a lot of

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my Miss Darling stuff, I putout just this top persona because as soon
as you say you're a switch,people start doubting whether or not you could
be dominant. A lot of peopleare turned off by seeing the person that
they're used to in a dominant rolebe spanked. The photos of me as
a bottom are up for free onmy fet life, so they've seen that.
No, it's so it's only atopping persona. I'll have scolding videos

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and fantasy things. I do havealso some foot pictures and videos. I
would have always thought that a footfetish was a very specific fetish like spanking,
but I actually meet a lot ofpeople who have it as a secondary
kink or who get into it later. I always thought it was a hardwired
fetish only, and it's amazing howmany spankos ask can I please spank them

(27:25):
without wearing shoes, just barefoot becausethey like that as a minor element.
When I was a firefighter, therewas one guy that I worked with for
pretty much the entire twenty one yearsthat I worked and worked with him,
you know, side by side.We were together every single time I went
to work, so he knew everythingI do. So one day he comes

(27:47):
in he goes, I think Ihave a foot fetish. Now he's an
older guy, he was about fifteenyears older than me, and I'm like,
okay, tell me why you thinkyou have a foot fetish. He
goes, I just like the wayfeet look. And I said to him,
there's no way you have a footfetish. You never ever played with
your wife's feet, you never hadfeet in your mouth, you've never massaged

(28:12):
feet. I said, you justwant to have a foot fetish because I
have a spanking fetish and you havenothing to talk about. I want it
to be cool, but you dohave a foot fetish numbers guy, I
do, so I was definitely adenial about it for many years. But
my earliest memory of interacting with himwas I tried to tickle my babysitter's feet

(28:36):
when I was a kid. Soit's funny how you can always tell when
you have a fetish that it's tabooand you don't talk about it, right
though, So I knew not tosay anything about it in public or anything
like that. But those years Iwas kind of a denial. It was
diminished. And then that same girlfriendthat I first spanked one time, she
just stuck her foot right in myface. I was pretending I didn't like

(28:57):
it, and she was laughing.She thought it was funny, so she
did it more. And then Iremember actually taking a good look at I'm
like, oh wow, this isit's actually kind of beautiful. And then
it just everything that I've been suppressingall those years kind of ignited. And
then I just started playing with mygirlfriend's feet casually more and more, and
the more I fit it, themore it grew. It had always been
something I always preferred, even whenI wasn't embracing it as much. If

(29:21):
I see the same exact spanking scene, same girl, same spanker, same
intensity, but the girl's barefoot,or if she's not, I'd always prefer
the barefoot one the way mine specificallyworks as a bare feet go with bare
legs and everything. So one ofyours is my favorite, actually, that
one where her ass is pointing straightat the camera and her feet are just
dangling. I'm obviously loving the spanking, and I always have to keep switching

(29:42):
back and forth between the butt andthe feet and everything like that, but
it always adds such a level ofhottess to me. I don't know why
I like it, just like wedon't really know why we're into any fetish
everything, but ab so they loveit, and there's other things I love
about them. I mean, Idon't know if it's a tickling fetish or
if it's just an offshoot of thefoot fetish and everything. But unfortunately MOOKI
has to deal with all of that. I know, he plays a horrible

(30:04):
statistic game. Ree'al tick on myfeet and he's like, would you rather
I spank to you? I'm likeyes, and then I'll start that I'm
like no, no, tickle me. Can't take any numbers. Guy,
you're tickling and you're spanking, andMookie you are total spanking both sides.
Now, is there anything else youguys like? I think this is more
of a kink, probably for bothof us, but a little bit of

(30:25):
exhibitionism. We've done a lot ofpublic play inasmuch as you can get away
with it responsibly. One of thefirst times we played together, I actually
didn't let her wear shoes or socksor anything like that. I actually just
took her out somewhere completely barefoot,not even like sandals or anything like that.
And this is where I mix itin with the spanking fetish. I
don't like dirty feet, so someguys like that that's part of their foot

(30:47):
fetish. I like clean feet.Even though I'm the one who told her
to go out barefoot. Her feetwe're all dirty by the time we got
back, so I took her intothe bathtub and I scrubbed her feet clean
with the bath brush, which tickledthe shit at first, so I enjoyed
that, and then I spanked herwith the bathbrush for getting dirty, even
though the whole thing was my fault. But we've also done remember the time

(31:11):
we went to the beach and Ijust wore the dress shirts. Those pictures
are up on fed life. Yeah, initially area, you were only wearing
the dress shirt and a pair ofhandcuffs. I was like, at one
am on a Tuesday night or somethinglike that, you can get away with
a lot at one am on aTuesday night. I don't identify as an
exhibitionist, but when I look backat things, like, I was a
big mooner always in my teen years. I have a lot of stories about

(31:32):
mooning oncoming traffic from like a skywalkway, or mooning the dragon boat team
that just lost to us across thelake, or something like that. I
don't know, I was there forthose years. Yeah, did you think
you were punishing them? I justthought it was funny. She was asking
for it. I would have lovedthat. I would have loved that so
much. She would have made mylife numbers. Guy, I have to
ask you a question. You've seensome of my especially my videos from Florida.

(31:56):
You've seen a couple of those anda lot of my videos. Now.
I barely ever wear shoes anymore,so sometimes you will see me sitting
there with my bare feet sticking outgiving a spanking, does it do anything
for you? It actually puts meoff, specifically against yours guy. Feet

(32:17):
definitely really put me off. AndRaymond and I pop on your profile on
fat life, and I saw somepictures recently and stuff, and again you're
both bare foot by I enjoy thefact that she is, but then I
see hers and I crop out thatsection of the photo and everything. I
still love your content and everything,but yeah, and you're not the only
one where I've just come a Thiswould be so much better if the guy

(32:38):
was just wearing some socks, orhe wears socks when I don't even like
my own. I was actually thinkingabout that because I know not everyone,
but there are some people who don'tlike a spanker to be in their bare
feet. Because down in Florida allI wear shorts, So all of my
videos are pretty much me in shortsnow and bare feet. So maybe for

(32:58):
you, the next I do,I'm going to put on socks, maybe
even a pair of sneakers or shoesor whatever. All I love that,
Thank you, And I'm even gonnashow full on foot so you know that
I'm not lying with you, nocriticism, no judgment, to what you
want stuff. But I can alsojust focus on the things that I like
about video too. So it's nocriticism to anyone who always is barefoot when

(33:21):
they spak. But it's so funny. I wish that I could tell my
mom that I'm dating a foot fetishist. But rubs are a currency in my
family between my sister and my mom, Like they love foot rubs. And
my mom knows that I do abit of foot worship sessions and she's like,
people pay you to rub your feet. She's like, how do I
get into this. I'll be adominatrix. I'll be grandma. So it's

(33:43):
so funny. She asked me onetime because I told her that I have
a fetish. I didn't get intoit, but she's like, do I
have a fetish? How would Iknow? You know you do not have
a fetish? Mom, if you'reasking the question, you don't have one.
When I'll talk to a vanilla person, whenever they find out that I'm
a spanko, they will try tothink of something that might be their fetish,
and I'm like, if you haveto think about it, you do

(34:05):
not have a fetish. It wouldtake effort to stop yourself from thinking about
it. That's when you know youhave a fetish. People message me on
fet life and no shade to peoplewho have other kinks, but they want
to play with men spanking, andI'm like, oh no, no,
I only play with people who lookedit up obsessively in the dictionary as kids
and get off thinking about it ninetynine point nine percent of the time that

(34:25):
level deep. I feel a littlebad for the people nowadays because they don't
have hard copy dictionaries in their house. They have to actually go online and
look it up. I had thehard copy pages falling out dictionary when I
was growing up. You could alwaystell that that one page is frequented in
the dictionary because when people open adictionary, it would basically open up to

(34:49):
the SS's, and they probably alwayswondered why it always opened up to the
s's. The kids these days,I don't think, need to look up
spanking in the dictionary because they havethe Internet. They're better places to type
it in dictionary, dot com beinggo anywhere you want type in spanking and
you're going to get an eye fall. As a matter of fact, let
your mother sit down and listen tothis podcast, and she's going to learn

(35:09):
a lot more about the two ofyou than she probably ever wanted to know.
Oh my god, I told her, I'm like, I'm going on
a prominent kink podcast specific to whatI am into. I'm very excited.
Like can I listen to it?Absolutely not? No? Never did you
just call this a prominent podcast.I feel like if people don't know a

(35:29):
good spanking or Julian Keenan, theycame out yesterday, or maybe they're not
out yet. Your podcast is mentionedin a book. Really. Oh yeah,
Actually I just read Super Freaks.It's a kink nonfiction book, and
they mentioned that if you're trying tolearn more about fetishes or kink, there's
a lot of good podcasts, andthey mentioned if you're a spanking fetishist,

(35:50):
they mentioned your podcast. Well that'sawesome. I didn't even know that.
And of course I love to hearpeople talk good things about me, So
thank you very much. Once again, Let's get back to MSS Darling for
a second. Now. I foundall these links about the foot page.
I also found this other one issniffer dot com. So this is something

(36:12):
I'm trying. It has not takenoff, but we'll see it's just selling
my underwear online. There's no shortageof people selling their underwear online. You
kind of have to be known forsomething. So I thought, well,
I've got this dominatrix profile and I'mputting out a lot of content for that.
So somebody who was into both sniffingpanties and into the stuff I'm doing

(36:34):
might be interested in that. SoI'm still trying it. It hasn't really
taken off, but I also amnot investing a whole lot of energy into
it at this point compared to contentcreation other things. Numbers guy, do
you think that maybe you and Ican go into business selling our underwear online?
Oh? Yeah, totally. Peoplejust lining up to buy men's underwear

(36:55):
yet No. No, women definitelyhave a lot more options as we do.
I wonder if I could sell yourunderwear as my bull I bet some
people would be into that. I'llframe it that it's possible. You put
something out there, someone's gonna wantit. I'm not going to be in
the market for that, unfortunately,that's just not for me, but someone
is probably going to buy that.I'm not as into the general BDSM scene

(37:21):
as I am in the spanking scene. But I've thought about for like slaves
and that sort of thing. Iwould love to see what random stuff like.
I want my toenail clippings, butI want people to have to submit.
How are you going to store themand care for them? If you're
not going to keep them in alike a velvet ring case above your bed
and do a little prayer to themat night, then you don't get to
have them. I'm not selling them. I kind of that'll make them want

(37:43):
it all. That's so fun.I love that so much. Again,
Another thing I'm probably not gonna requestfrom you is your nail clippings. Back
to this podcast, you can getthe first nail clippings are free for you.
Yeah, you know what. Idon't like clutter, so if you
did send them to me, it'djust be a waste. Send them to
someone who's truly going to appreciate them. Okay, I'll put them up on

(38:07):
my website as donated by AGS.That is fantastic. You better be here
after this short break, the showwill continue. Now let's get back to
Miss Darling for one more second.Now, I found all your links by
just going to your fet life page, Miss Darling if other people out there

(38:30):
are interested and they really want tofind out, how they could possibly meet
you for a session, or theycould find your only Fans or your foot
fetish page or this other page whereyou're selling other items. They could find
us all from going to Miss Darlingon fet life. Do you have another

(38:51):
way that you'd rather them go oris that the best way for them to
go at it? Anyone meeting forin person sessions or interested in that or
virtual sessions. I have a formon my website Miss Darling dot Ca that
I prefer people to use, justbecause it's hard when people are messaging you
all different ways. If somebody isinterested in just chatting online or wants to
say hi. I have a lotof inboxes on a lot of different things,

(39:15):
so my OnlyFans is probably the mostreliable one, just because that's where
I invest my efforts. But interms of finding me online, I have
spent a decent amount of time andeffort into showing up in Google searches.
If you type in my name MissDarling, I should come up, or
I'm not doing my job properly.Well, people out there, if you
want to find this stuff, Ifound it all by going to her fet

(39:37):
life page. Go to fet lifetype in M I z DA r LNG,
and you will find everything that Ifound. You'll find all these links
where you could hook up with allthose things that she's doing out there.
Give her a little business. Buteven if you don't want to purchase anything,
just go there just to see thesepictures because they're absolutely fantastic. Thank

(39:59):
you. Now, I know we'rerunning a little late here, but again
we have to blame numbers guy becausehe made this podcast longer than we were
going to make it. So he'salways got a big pain in my ass.
So lad he's definitely caused some pain, not in your ass, but
on your ass. I don't wantto get into the in your ass,
so let's just move on. Ishe also a musician? No, I

(40:23):
had you pegged as a drummer.I have certainly planned the drums on some
instruments, at least the bongos.Yeah, I love the bongos. I
would think that as far as musiciansgo, getting a spanking by a drummer
would have to be the probably bestand worst. You know, I think
I'm going to add that to mybucket list. I think I've had a

(40:44):
pro athlete celebrity. Yeah, drummeris going to have to be on there.
You had a pro athlete spank you. It's not in any of my
photos because he's very shy, butI was really excited about that one.
Here I am. I've been doingthis podcast. I have a bunch of
big and I have a lot ofpeople out there saying how trustworthy I am.

(41:05):
As matter of fact, on thelast Doctor Eve podcast, she said,
if you're worried about this guy,he has had all my information for
all this time and has never breathedthe word. Here's the question I have
for people out there. Why hasno celebrity ever come to me for a
spanking? What a good question.Yeah, I'm curious about that. I

(41:27):
recently, on my Darling Twitter accounttweeted at David Spade. I have a
theory that David Spade is one ofus. David, if you're listening,
I will fly to LA and spankyou for free. You were a childhood
icon of mine. It would makemy life. You know what, I'd
like to have both he on thepodcast. Oh my god, he'd be
so fantastic. Oh that would begreat. You know what, he would

(41:49):
take over and I would just besitting here listening. I've watched that episode.
Yeah, this is my bucket listbecause I pretty much have done most
of my spanking buckets list. AllI want to do is I want to
spank a college softball player, acollege volleyball player, and any female celebrity.
Well, of course, I havemy select few that I would really

(42:13):
love to spank. But I don'tthink Justin Timberlake is going to like that.
You know, it's not Justin TimberlakeI want to spank, but his
wife, and I don't think he'sgoing to appreciate that. He's not gonna
be happy about that. He wouldmake my world if he let me spank
his wife just once. All right, I'm only going to keep you guys
a little while longer. Here's aquestion that I've only asked a couple people

(42:37):
so far, because I like tomix it up on the podcast and not
ask the same questions to everyone.Do either of you have spanking dreams?
Yep? Yeah? Are they frequent? Not as frequent as I like?
Yeah? No, not really.It's funny. Before I got into the
scene, I had recurring spanking dreamswhere it would start happening I was in

(42:58):
a scenario where someone was going tospank me, and then invariably someone would
walk in and interrupt it. Itwas always an interrupted dream when I was
repressing it. And since I've enteredthe scene, I've had some dreams where
it actually goes on and no onewalks in. So I think my subconscious
is like, yeah, you getto have this now, what about you
numbers guy? They're always so short. He used to always be right before

(43:21):
my alarm goes off. I justfinally start to get to spank in various
different scenarios and stuff. One timeit was even a position that I've never
done in real life. It wasover the shoulder, and then again time
to get up. No, youcan't get it back. You can't try
and go back to sleep and tryand RELI it now so that they're very
infrequent, but I basically get tolive the dream now. One of my

(43:42):
favorite spanking dreams I've had had nospanking in it. But I was in
a public pool and I had justbeen spanked in the dream off scene,
I guess, and I couldn't getout of the pool because I get my
butt's all read and I'm like,oh God, see everyone's going to see
And I thought that was a fantasticdream, and hearing you tell it is
even more fantastic. But you wouldthink that with us always having spanking on

(44:05):
our brains, maybe not twenty fourto seven, but pretty close, why
we don't constantly have spanking dreams.I wondered that tell my brands needed to
care about most of the time,So why when we're asleep, why does
it do all this other random stuff. I forize that brains use sleep for
problem solving, so there's no problemswith spanking and say, okay, when
you were repressing it like I was, then I guess that shows up a

(44:29):
bunch of times that's a problem.But your brain is much more concerned about
that spreadsheet you're having trouble with.It's going to bring that up, and
that's what you get to dream about. I've had dreams about the fire department,
even recently, and I've been outof there for years, and the
dreams that I have are always thatI can't find my gear, Like we're
on the way to a fire andI'm thinking, oh, it'll turn up.

(44:50):
It's not going to turn up.My gear is not on the engine.
Where's it going to turn up.It's not gonna be waiting for me
at the fire Why am I stillhaving firefighter dreams nine years after I retired
from the fire department, but I'mhaving hardly any spanking dreams. It is
a mystery. It certainly is.You know who I might have to ask
that question. That's right, doctorReeve. I'll be getting in contact with

(45:14):
you soon enough. I'm sure sheprobably hears these questions now because this is
a newer question than I never hadhad before I started talking with doctor Eve
on the podcast, and I'm sureshe's probably wondering why I've never asked her
this question. I don't know ifshe has access to like a CT scanner
or something. We should get abunch of us in one and see if
there's any brain activity that's different orwhat lights up when we're talking spanking talk.

(45:37):
I'm sure she would love to sitdown and have a nice group chat
with everyone. I asked everyone onhis podcast and his same question. And
as a matter of fact, Igot a mention. You know, when
you're making your fet life profile andthe very first section is about this guy
wrote about me in his about section. Just a little mention and it just

(46:00):
happened today and he has met thespankle of his dreams. And he thanked
me for the podcast because this podcastgave him the courage to make a fet
life profile and hear this guy nowis living his dream. Wow, changing
lives. That's right, baby,that's right, doing the Lord's work and

(46:20):
changing lives. So the question I'mgoing to ask you, guys, and
you probably know what's coming, whatcould you tell people out there that are
kind of having a hard time acceptingthis whole spanko thing. There's nothing wrong
with this, there's nothing wrong withyou shouldn't feel ashamed about it. As
far as I'm concerned, is verynormal. My advice for people is always

(46:43):
go and meet your people. Assoon as you start meeting other people that
share this fetish, it immediately becomesharder and harder for you to feel shame
for yourself. When you meet peoplethat you care about, and especially if
they're okay with this part of themselves, you can't judge those people and think
that there's something wrong with them.And as soon as you start accepting it
in another person, you really startaccepting it in yourself and know that we're

(47:07):
out there I feel like for solong, a lot of us know theoretically
that people like us are out there. They really are out there. You
can message them, they can beyour friends. They're at your local munch,
they're at big national parties. Youcan meet them and hang out with
us, and this can be yourlife and it's fantastic. There are huge
national parties. There's like one everymonth. Now. Our bank accounts are

(47:30):
tanking really broke. Do you guysgo to a lot of the parties.
We're trying to. So we wentto TASP It was numbers first year this
June, my second year at TASPin Dallas. We just yesterday last minute
booked for the Lone Stars Banking Party, yeah in Texas, in Houston.

(47:52):
And then we have had our flightbooked to Oasis in February in Las Vegas
for like a month now, eventhough we've got a really good deal.
We couldn't even register yet, butwe bought, Yeah, we bought flight
tickets. We're committed to that onealready. We've already got the tickets and
I imagine we'll be back in Taspaganthis year, I hope. So,
yeah, have a good time there. Yeah, So it's a hitting the

(48:13):
bank account. I gotta, ohyeah, to work harder just to afford
this. Yeah, great, Ihave a few female friends that want to
go to. I guess there's anew one. I don't know if it
took over for something, but there'sa new one in Atlanta, but it's
outside of Atlanta. There's a newone coming next March. I think,
yeah, it's on your maybe listalready. I don't remember. I got

(48:37):
to look it up. Yeah,it's got initials, but I can't remember
what it is. Someone mentioned thatto you at a mounch and you said
you were interested. I'm curious.Do you ever go to parties? It's
not you're scene at all. Iget very overwhelmed just answering emails. I
don't know if i'd want to goto a party and have to have conversations

(48:57):
all day. Not that I'm anythingspecial, but I don't think that I
could sit there and just talk tospanko's all day long and not feel overwhelmed.
So before every get so, heasked four. Yeah, the Georgia
Atlantic Spanking Party. Yeah that's right, Gasp, that's right. But I
feel you on the spanking parties areoverwhelming. I am actually an introvert.

(49:22):
I'm an outgoing introvert, but mysocial battery wanes and it's a lot.
But they're still fun and I feellike as long as you take down time
and go hide in the hotel roomand recharge for a bit, they're fulfilling
it certainly. Also if you havea crew to kind of call home base
and to relax around. Yeah,the first year that I went, it
was very overwhelming meeting everybody, butit's funny. The second year was actually

(49:45):
much easier because it's kind of likewhen you show up at your local munch
all the time and you're like,it gets more and more comfortable because you
know people and you don't have tostart from scratch with everybody all over again.
I am very outgoing in small groups, a group of four to eight
people and I will have the timeof my life. But these parties are

(50:07):
huge. Like there's eight hundred two. I don't know if it's up to
a thousand for any of them,but there's a lot of people at these
parties. You get swarmed. Youprobably wouldn't especially if you get swarmed,
no one knows your face, soI don't know once they hear your voice
though. Yeah, that's true,Jim. Yeah, well it's not like
I'm going to be there shouting fromthe rooftops. Even just casually talking to

(50:28):
somebody else, it's like, Iknow that voice, that's a very famous
voice. Yeah, I feel likea lot of these parties. Yeah,
we go to some of the events, but once you get your crew,
you hang out in someone's hotel roomwith the door open. People wander in
and out, and I'm like,you were you know, no more than
eight people is comfortable for me.But you can always splinter off and go

(50:49):
hang out with people individually. Itcan be manageable. They said that you
didn't go to this, but thattask. There was an introductory to this,
and because these people have been doingit for so long, they know
anybody it's first party. You're notgoing to know these tips and tricks and
everything. And one of the thingsthat I remember them saying was take it
in small bites. You cannot partyfor four days straight, even though you
may want to, just because theenergy and everything. Then if you're tired,

(51:13):
go nap, you're hungry, goeat, because it doesn't sound physically
demanding. With partying for four daystraight is physically demanded, and don't get
spanked hard with wood on the firstday, or you'll be here or going
to an event where you have tospank for two hours straight and you can't
eat your arm at task. Iwent to the what's called the Naughty Boys
Party. It's a female top malebottom party, and after doing a paid
session for an hour, I spankedfor two hours and the next day I

(51:37):
woke up and I couldn't lift myarm. Was it in the shoulder area?
Oh? Yeah? And then myshoulder's been screwed since I started doing
this, But I gotta take iteasier next year. You definitely have to
start doing some of those baseball stretchesfor the pitchers. Oh, I should
look those up. You teach mesome of those because I had some issues

(51:57):
with my shoulder a while back too. There's a guy out there. His
name is It's funny right now.His book is underneath my laptop which is
recording this conversation. Mackenzie. Hisname is Mackenzie, and he made a
book about shoulder injuries, back injuriesand also neck injuries. And the guy

(52:19):
is fantastic. He will give youthe perfect exercises that will have your shoulder
your back or your neck working perfectlyagain. I have his book here because
in January I blew a disc inmy lower back. And with the exercises
that he has me doing, I'mdoing everything I was doing before, and
the only thing I'm not doing isbike riding. I'm motorcycle riding. I'm

(52:43):
just not bicycle riding. That's theonly thing I can't do. Now.
That's fantastic. I'm glad that youhealed up from that, because I know
that's very painful. Well, thankyou very much. So, Mookie,
I know that you love a nicebottle of maul Beck. I do like
a nice bottle of melbook. Iknow part of your answer to this next
question. In the future of thisimperfect world that doesn't love spanking like we

(53:07):
do, spanking is against the lawand it's punishable by death. Geez,
I don't think about this world,numbers guy. You have to think about
this because maybe some day it's goingto happen. It's a weird ruled out
there. You don't know what's gonnabe illegal tomorrow. So spanking is now
illegal, it's punishable by death,but you still get a last meal.

(53:31):
What's it gonna be spanking. Unfortunately, I don't think ass is on the
meal. I don't think on everymenu everywhere. Mookie, tell us what
you're gonna eat first. I knowyou're gonna get a nice glass or a
nice bottle of Maulbeck wine. IfI'm going to throw bottles of safe bed

(53:55):
Okay. Always wonder with this question, are you allowed to just have a
little piece of everything? Or doyou have to commit to one meal?
If I am the prison guard andI'm guarding you on death row, I'm
going to do the best I canto give you everything you want. Oh
God, I want my grandmother's styleperogis with a sour crout inside and mashed

(54:15):
potatoes and gravy and a bit ofbutter chicken and some salmon sukshi. I
could probably get you some local perogis. I'm not sure if I'm going to
be able to handle your grandmother's specifickind. I know how to make them.
You'll figure them out, You're good. I don't know if I'm going
to be the one cooking them,but I'll bring him down to the kitchen
and some of your fellow inmates willbe cooking it for you. Well,

(54:36):
I'll take that numbers. Guy,what are you needing for your last meal?
Isn't any in restaurant pretty much justdown the street from me. I
absolutely love his food, and I'vesaid for a long time now that would
be my last meal if I wasa run death row. That's probably a
nice cool beer. Well, becauseyou're on death row, the prison is
going to arrange for someone to goout and get that. So hopefully you

(54:58):
are in prison in the general areaof this restaurant, because otherwise you're just
going to have to settle for theIndian food that's in the area. I'll
make sure I spank someone locally,then it gets be thrown in jail.
We should go together, really reallyyeah, together, every last meal together.
Well maybe in this future world wherespanking is illegal, they have co
ed prisons. Yeah, we're makingit up as we go. Anyway,

(55:22):
let's just take that you guys couldbe on death row together, maybe in
the same cell. Well, thenwe're just kind of keeping the law.
Well, then they may have toseparate you have you guys obviously you've been
to the United States because you've beento these spanking parties. I have been
to Canada one time as an adult. I was there as a kid years

(55:43):
ago to go to the drive throughanimal place in Montreal. I think it
was interesting wild Safari or I can'tremember what it was. But I was
there a few years ago for aToronto Blue Jays games and met some awesome
Canadians up there at the beer festthat was right in back of the stadium.
But we got there early, andyou know, being an American,

(56:07):
no that's not true. It couldbe anyone. So being someone who looks
around the entire area, I noticedthere were not a lot of covered picnic
tables. So I said to theseguys, we need to take a picnic
table right now under one of theseawnings, or else we'll never get one.
We were there early for the beerfest. These guys love to drink.

(56:28):
But anyway, we claimed a picnictable under an overhang, and I
was absolutely correct. There was onlylike three of them, and then there
were other picnic tables out in thebright, hot sunshine. So throughout the
day I started gifting people parts ofour table, but we met some awesome
Canadian people there. As a matterof fact, we went out that night

(56:49):
to dinner with the first four thatwe had given the other side of the
picnic table too, and they welcomedus with open arms. They knew we
were American and still liked us.And I know you guys are somewhere in
that area right, that's yeah,My area numbers is maybe an hour and
a half an hour outside the city. You know, Niagara Falls, right,
that's roughly where I am. Wepassed right by there. I probably

(57:12):
drove right by your house on theway to turn one and say I would
have had I known. If youever do come up to Canada again,
definitely hit us up. Oh believeme, if I come up to Canada,
you guys are gonna be the firstones that know. Anyway, you
two have been awesome. I onlyexpected one. I got two. This
is a long podcast episode. It'sgonna take me forever to edit. That's

(57:37):
why I like these hour episodes becausethey don't take us long. This one's
gonna take me for freaking ever.But I enjoyed every bit of it.
Hearing your stories was fantastic. Ithink a lot of people out there are
going to love it. I wantto thank you so much for doing this.
Thank you so much for well forhaving me on in for Yes's been

(57:59):
a pleasure. And it was anhonor. Anyone out there, if you
want to look either one of theseguys up, I've already given you Mooky's
screen names plenty of times, butI'll give you her MOOKI one and that
is Mooky Darling moo k I Ed A r l i NG. And
this other fella here on the podcastis numbers Guy one thousand and it's exactly

(58:22):
like I just said it, numbersGuy one thousand, and that's all put
together. Look them up. Theyhave great profiles, and definitely look at
these videos because you're going to lovethem too. And all you people who
want a spanking from a very attractiveyoung lady, very attractive, tall young
lady, go to her ms Darlingpage on fet life and that is m

(58:46):
I Z d A r l IG all one word together, you guys,
Thank you very much. Is thereanything you want to say in parting?
Just if you're a lady looking fora man instead, you can look
up numbers I recommend. But thankyou again so much for having us on.
Yeah, thank you very much.Man. Pleasure meeting you. You

(59:07):
guys too, And from what shejust said, I believe you guys are
going to get a few young ladiesthat are going to want to get a
little spanking from numbers guy over here, Russ together, we talk together sometimes
that's fun. Now I'm even alittle more jealous. But anyway, thank
you very much guys for doing this. You were absolutely fantastic. Thank you.
Why don't you say goodbye to allthe people out there? All right,

(59:30):
everyone, that's another episode of theNever Too Old for a Good Spanking
Podcast. Have a good one everyone. Did you get a speeding ticket?
Call a good spankin? Are youa big procrastinator? Call a good spanking.
Do you need a general attitude adjustment? Call a good spanking. Is
your backside in need of a helpinghand, Call a good spanking. Call

(59:53):
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