Rylie

A little spanko conversation with my good friend, Rylie.

Episode Transcript

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This is the Never Too Old fora Good Spanking Podcast. Put the hands
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the entire story however you want todo it, all right, So,
my next guest is a good friendof mine that I have probably spent more
time with in the past year thananybody else. She is my local spanko

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friend and someone that I consider anactual friend. If you've been following my
fell life pictures lately, you willprobably be familiar with her at least one
specific part of her. But anyway, i'd like to welcome to the podcast
my friend sitting here in the closetright across from me, right now,
Riley, how's it going, younglady. Great, that's it just great.

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It's just going going great. It'sgoing great. We just got back
from dinner. I guess you mightcall it dinner, lunch, dinner,
late lunch, early dinner. Itwas great. Tell everyone what you had.
I had coconut shrimp. What doyou usually have when we go out?
Oh, a burger, of course, you know what it was.
It's recording day today. Everything changes, Yeah, everything's different. You had

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a higher end appetite because you knewyou were on the never tool for a
good spanking podcast. Yes, Ineeded to do that. I needed to
have a lot of energy for this. All right, So Riley, we're
here to talk a little spanking today. Are you prepared for the challenge?
Of course? Before we even startthis, why don't you tell everybody a

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little bit about yourself. I amthirty seven. I live in Central Florida
and also Central New Jersey. Howoften are you in Central Florida and how
often are you in Central Jersey?I have been here for a while,
so I'm going to say it's moreFlorida versus New Jersey. Would you say

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seventy percent? Thirty percent? Probablylike eighty twenty? Would it be more
like eighty two eighteen? It couldbe? Okay? Is there anything else
you want to tell anyone before weget started? So I am a spanko
just like everybody else, and Ihave been into it for as long as

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I can remember. All Right,I think that's a great little wrap up
about yourself. You're thirty seven yearsold, Central Florida, Central Jersey.
You're almost thirty seven, son ofa bitch. Let me just finish this
part Central Florida, Central Jersey.You're a spanko, and you've been into
it for pretty much as long asyou can remember, like the rest of

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us. Right, Yes, werealize you're thirty six. Everyone out there
knows that now. But you're goingto be thirty seven very soon that day
before Saint Patrick's Day. Yes,I have a great memory. Yeah,
surprisingly you do. All right.So as far as the whole Spanco thing,
do any of your family or friendsknow about this? A few of

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my friends do. Yes, definitelynot family. What friends have you told
about it? Just a couple offriends, closer friends? Really? How
do they feel about it? Theythought it was hilarious. Have they seen
your video? Yes? They have, not in like the regular motion,
kind of just fast forwarded through it. But they loved it. So you

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were there in person showing it tothem. Or did they fast forward themselves?
I did it on FaceTime. Dothey know where to find your video?
They do, but they promised thatwouldn't go. Do you believe them?
I believe one of them for sure. How many people know about it?
Probably? Three of my closer friends. Are they males or females?

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Two are males and one is afemale, but nobody in your family knows.
No, definitely not. How longdo you think that you've known that
you've been into this, Like,what age is your first recollection? I
was pretty young, I was probablysix seven. What are some of your
earliest spanking finds that you saw thatfascinated you back then? I don't really

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have a specific moment where it wastriggered. I just knew, I always
knew I liked it. My memoryis not the best, so I can't
say that I remember like that now. You actually do have a good memory
when it comes to dates and numbersand numbers and dates, But you know,
I don't remember events. I doknow that your mind works in different
ways. It definitely does. Don'tshame me, But back then, what

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were the things that you saw thatfirst kind of triggered you into thinking this
spanking thing is a little different forme than everyone else that I know,
because I wanted to see it happento other people. So you're saying you're
very cruel. I mean, Iwouldn't say that. I wasn't a poet.
I didn't want it to happen tome though, of course, but
I acted like I didn't want tosee it. Of course, I think

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we all did. Now. AsI stated, you are very good at
remembering dates. Do you remember theday we met? You want the exact
date? Well, that would workout great to show the people how good
your memory is about dates. Let'ssee, it was two years ago May
twenty second. There was a longperiod of time that you kept telling me,

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Oh, I'm coming this day,I'm coming this day. And finally
it got to be such a jokethat you would say that I'm coming today
and I'll be like, oh,all right, see in two weeks.
Yeah, it was very offended.It takes me a little while to do
things, but I will do iteventually. I will get there. How
long have we known each other nowtwo and a half years. I absolutely

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positively know that it takes you awhile to do that, but I will
do it. That's how I wasgoing to finish it. But eventually you
will do it. Like there's probablystill some things that we have floating out
there in the universe that you're supposedto be getting done that I can't think
of right now. Eventually I knowthose things will be done. Yep.
Since we met two and a halfyears ago, you've had plenty of spanking

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experiences since then. What implements haveyou come to? Kind of love and
kind of hate? I love thepaddle, the hair brush or anything smaller
of sorts. I definitely know whatI hate, and you know what I

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hate too. These people probably rightnow want to know what it is I
hate the switch hate? What doyou hate most about the switch? It
is a horrific, excruciating pain,and it doesn't kick in for like five
seconds after you do it. Itdepends on how it's given. If it's

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given very quickly, if you're holdingthe BIZ like to call it rapid fire.
Right. If you're doing that,then I don't really have time to
get adjusted to the pain. Whereif it's slower then maybe, but I
still hate it regardless. But thenice thing about the switch is it produces
the classic dance yeah I know thatnow, the spanky dance, yeah,

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but even the slow version you domore of an interpretive dance I do for
sure. When it comes to implements, so or really, any spanking you
like to have Marx, I dolike to have mars, I don't usually
end up with them, unfortunately,not anymore. The switch leaves plenty of

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lasting marks. But you hate it. That's a hard one. I absolutely
hate it, and I hate thatyou know that, because then you want
to use it in those very rare, rare cases. I use it whenever
you either get on my nerves.Really, it's just when you're getting on
my nerves, when it's like,you know, that's it. I don't

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want to hear from you anymore.It's a switching. Yeah, And you
never change your mind, absolutely not, because if I change my mind once,
you're going to think I'm going tochange my mind all the time.
You're definitely not an age playperson,but sometimes you act like a child,
like all of a sudden, afterall this time of knowing me, I'm
going to change the way I doit. Well, I hope, because

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that's so much I don't like it. Well, let me just tell you
that, no matter what it is, whether it's a switching or anything like
that, I usually don't change mymind. Yeah, I know, I'm
always hoping for the best. Letme go back to the part where I
said I usually don't change my mind, which means I hardly ever, you
never change your mind. I've knownyou for a little while now, and

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you are what I would consider abad girl when you were younger. From
all the stories that you tell me, Yes, and if we were the
same age back then and we knewone another, my radar would have been
up around you, and I wouldhave found many ways to get on your

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radar. I would have put myselfaround you to see if I can get
your attention. This is what Idid when I was younger to the bad
girls. And you knew back thenthat you were into this spanking thing,
but nobody was giving you these spankingsthat you desired. Why do you think,
and we haven't told the people outthere when you actually got your first

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spanking, but your first spanking wastwo and a half years ago with me,
Why do you think you waited solong to try this? I think
I was worried about being judged bypeople. I wish I hadn't waited so
long, because now I don't carefor a person who waited until you were
what were you at thirty four atthe time I met you at thirty five.

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So between the ages of thirty fourand thirty five, that's when you
kept telling me that you were goingto be coming next week for about solid
six months. I didn't even thinkI was coming. Well, was sit
a play where I thought it wasjust a joke? I said, Oh,
this is just another one of thosepeople. She ain't coming. I
wanted to make sure that you kneweventually i'd be arriving through all that time
when you knew you liked it whenyou were younger, and the first time

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that you actually physically came and metme. Did you have any missed opportunities
along the way that you can thinkof. I never met another spanko in
my life until I messaged you.Did you ever ask a boyfriend to spank
you? I did not. Didyou ever ask a female friend to spank
you? Oh? Yes, Well, let me lower the light a little.

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I don't really count that. Tellus a story. I will let
you know if we count it.That doesn't really count. It was a
very quick couple slaps. We allknow what you just said, but we
can't visualize what actually happened. Well, we were both drunk and naked.

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Oh this is another female. Yes, Just to recap so far, you're
drunk, you're naked, Yep,you're with your female friend. Yes,
go. I don't remember all thedetails because of being in such a state,
but I do remember we were onthe phone with somebody and he was

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directing her what to do to me, and one of those things was to
spank me. Of course I wasgreat with that, but she didn't know
at that time that I genuinely likedthat. Did you wish that he directed
her to spank you longer and harder? Of course? But I wasn't going
to say anything. I didn't wantto look like a weirdo. Did anything

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else happen with the two of youthat we should all know about? No?
Nothing else, all right? Sosince we first got together, you've
met a couple of other spangles alongthe way, not really many, would
you meet? Two? Yes?Two? Do you remember what happened within
the first couple minutes of meeting ourFrench friend Misty? I do, I

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very much? Do you? Guys? Never talked before you and Misty?
Right, No, never talk toher, and she was at my house
and you were coming over to spendthe day with us. Yep. Take
it from there. Let everyone outthere know what happened. I was supposed
to meet you guys to go tolunch, and I was late a few
minutes. Nothing major, a fewminutes. Hold on, Let me.

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Just tell you, guys, afew minutes to her could be anything from
five to forty five. Oh no, oh yeah, no, anyway to
taccess. That's neither here nor there. Tell the story what happened. Don't
lie to the people. What happenedat the most thirty at the most.
That's a lot. It's a longtime, there's been, you've been later.
What you like to do is youlike to text me? I definitely

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text you, but sometimes you textme at the same exact time you're actually
spared to be walking in my doorto let me know you're going to be.
But I'm doing better today. Iwas on time. No, was
I late? Holly? It wasfifteen minutes. You're right, No,
No, I did tell you Iwas coming later. Remember you told me
you were coming at three fifteen,right, you got here at three twenty

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five? Yeah, some much bad. It's not horrible, it's not horrible.
All right, continue to so Iwas a little late, all right,
Well we won't stay what time becausewe don't know. I don't even
remember. Just we know that Iwas late, of course. Okay,
So I came in the door andthere she is. Never met her,
never messaged her in my life,and it was a little awkward because I

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never even met anybody else. Atthis point, you asked me what I
want. I want to stand inthe corner, or you wanted to give
me a spanking with a spoon orsomething. Actually it started out where I
think it was. I gave youthe option of standing in the corner for
however many minutes you were late,or get a spanking, just a regular

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spanking over your shorts. And youdidn't want to stand in the corner because
why would you want to be embarrassedin front of this new person standing in
the corner. So you decided I'mgoing to be embarrassed in front of this
new person getting a spanking. Idefinitely didn't want to stand in the corner.
There's something about the corner that justmakes it worse. And here's this
girl that you've never met before inyour life, a younger a younger girl

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watching watching you of thirty six yearsold, about to get a spanking,
a girl she's never met before inher Yes, so you I think you
just grabbed the stool or the chairor whatever, and you wanted me to
come over to you. I don'tthink I did. You came over to
me. No, because remember Iwent around the counter because I was feeling
weird. That wasn't as a receptiveto go along with it as quickly.

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I think it took me a minuteand you eventually, eventually, eventually you're
over my knee. Yeah, gettingthis spanking in front of this person.
You have no idea who she isexcept for to say hi to her when
you first came in, right,And I've never been spanked in front of
anybody. But then Misty absolutely hadyour back that day. She did not

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wait a second. She had mine, she had mine, she did not
have my back. So part ofthe way through the spanking, I said
to Missy, go get me thewooden spoon, I know. And she
didn't even hesitate. It was asif she was already moving before the question
came out. Did she listen tothis podcast? I think she does.

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Why did you not? Why wereyou so eager to go get this spoon?
Now? I text her so Ifeel like I could stay that.
Oh, but she was so willingto do that. I, on the
other hand, if that were theopposite, I would have been very nice
about it, and I would havebeen like, nah, get your own

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spoon. Well, and then Iwould have said, if you don't get
me to spoon for her, Iwill be getting to spoon for you.
Yeah, and then you probably wouldhave gotten a spoon. She didn't even
hesitate, No, she didn't.She immediately went she got that spoon with
a smile on her face. Shedid. She went right over, grabbed
it out of the drawer, camein hand. She was happy to help.
Yeah, she was happy to help. And I like that. I

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liked that she was so willing andeven to assist me. And then we
went out to eat after that,and we had a good night. And
as the night wore on, I'msure the embarrassment wore off about that.
Yeah, it did. But tellme, weren't you also a little excited
about the whole experience. I was, But I remember while you were spanking
me, I was so embarrassed becauseshe was looking at me happy. Oh

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yeah, definitely. I feel thatshe probably thought that you were a strong,
beautiful, independent, empowered female.Wow. That really needed a dose
of the wooden spoon at that moment. And she is going to be visiting
here on Tuesday, which by thetime this podcast comes out, it'll be

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about twenty something days ago from thetime they hear this, and since she's
coming all the way from France andpeople out there, she's not coming all
the way from France just to visitme. She's got other people to see
here, but she is stopping infor a couple of days to hang out
with me and Riley over here.And I think we're going to have to

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do is We're going to have tobring her to your new favorite coffee place.
Oh right, yea. I thinkshe love it. I think she
would love it too. I thinkany store like that is a Spanco's dream
because you could really just walk aroundand see all these new spanking implements,
which are the same old spanking implements, just reimagined in a different way.

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Yeah. I can't believe we neverknew it existed. Tell our friend from
Orlando let us know about it,right right, And it's been there for
years and we never even there.It's like a gas station with a mall
right, And that's exactly what itis. If anyone out there doesn't know
what BUCkies is, it's like awah wah or a racetrack gas station,
about better, ten times bigger withanything, but there's probably a lot of

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people on here that are used tohaving it, so they can't believe that
we're hyping it up so much.I'm only talking about the people who don't
know what BUCkies are. Okay,Yeah, and now that we've been there
a lot of times, yeah,at least, and you've been there more
than I have, just a littlebit more and not that much more.
But now that we've done this,you know, if people tell me,
oh, have you ever been toBUCkies, I just now say, yeah,

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I've been there. Yeah. Butwe still go there occasionally because you
love to go there and buy yourselfa coffee and then pour half of it
out. That's basically what you do. Well, I don't pour half of
it out. Depends on the day. You can't even really call it coffee.
I think you call it creamer witha splash of cough. Well I
do half. I feel like Ido half. I feel like you start

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out with half and then I addin some coffee. I think the number
one item for a spanco in thereare those wooden spoons. Yes, definitely.
These are the most hardcore, durable, decorated wooden spoons that I've ever
seen. Nice you've actually felt one, because I have one here as a

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gift from one of my Georgia peaches, Kara. She brought me one from
BUCkies when she was visiting me anda friend down here. They went to
BUCkies and she saw this wooden spoon. She brought it home thinking that I
might want to try this on somespankos that visit. And you were one
of those spankos that tried it,and I think that you could assure everyone

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out there that these BUCkies wooden spoonsdefinitely do the trick. They're very durable,
yes, and I think it'll bevery long lasting. I'm sure if
you really went on your way,you could break one of these things over
someone's butt. Yeah, probably,but it's pretty solid. I think it'd
be easier to break over someone's buttif they were wearing jeans. I don't

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think over a bare butt. You'regoing to be breaking too many of these
wooden spoon maybe over jeans. Yeah. So I think that not only will
we bring Misty there when she comeshere on Tuesday, but maybe I'll even
introduce her to that wooden spoon,or maybe even when we're at BUCkies,
I could try one of the ones, right, there on the shelves,
because I don't think if I hither with that one, I doubt it's
going to break right there in thestore. And I could just hang it

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back up, or go right intothe Buckies' bathroom where the stall doors go
all the way to the Floyds bathroom? Are you taking? Oh, you
could do the family bathroom. Ithink that if I'm going to make a
purchase like that, because those woodenspoons, they're not cheap wooden spoons like
you would get a Walmart. Theseare are they like twenty dollars? I
think they're like seven ninety nine.But I don't want to make a purchase
that I'm going to be disappointed withwhen I get home. Yeah, So

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if I could take that into theout bathroom, Yeah, go into the
stall. No one's going to seeit. I close the door because it
goes all the way to the Florida. But the echo, forget the echo.
We don't talk about the echo.But I take her in there.
I try out the wooden spoon justto see if I want to buy,
or you could just do what youdid to me and do it right there
in the aisle. Only one smack, though maybe two at the moment,

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I think you did two, butthey were hard and there were a lot
of witnesses. No one saw it. Of course, there have been times
when we've been out and been walkingout of a restaurant or something and I've
given you a smack on the butt, just one of those little playful smacks,
and I know you love it,and that's why I do it.
But I'm sure that some people haveseen it, and some people probably roll

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the rize and go, oh,who's that old man smacking that young girl?
Well, they probably just think I'ma lot younger. Well, you
definitely look much younger than I do, even though we are relatively close in
age. Just kidding. I wasit nineteen years or so? Nineteen Yeah,
but not that bad. No,no, not that bad. But
I'm sure they probably either think,who's that rich old man? Yes,

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banking his uh sugar daddy? Yetwould that make you my sugar baby?
Yeah, I would definitely be yoursugar baby. I'm gonna need some money
before I leave. You know what, I'm gonna need you to stop doing
that with the microphone because it's gonnahear everything that you're doing. Right now,
What am I doing? You're playingwith the microphone. Do you not

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think that the stand is part ofthe microphone? Do you think that that's
a totally very quiet I feel likeyou are being quiet quieter than I am.
You see you being but by youplaying with the microphone stand. It's
also part of the microphone, andit's a very sensitive microphone. All right,
we'll see. How would you likeme to see how sensitive your butt
could be? I don't think i'llbe able to see it. Well,

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set up a mirror. Oh,my butt is a little sensitive right now.
I don't think it's sensitive. Ithink it's just bruised. It does
hurt anymore. Maybe if I pushedreally hard. Well, I'm sure if
I pushed really hard right on yourarm, it's gonna hurt. Yes,
But there's not a bruise on myarm exactly. So if we push really

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hard on my bruise, maybe it'llhurt. Yes. So let's move on.
So don't go away. The Nevertoo Old for a Good Spanking Podcast
will be right back. Welcome backto the show. Now, sit down
and listen before I get the paddle. So you and I we both love

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spankings in mainstream movies and television shows. I mean, I really love them
because when I was growing up,I didn't have the Internet, didn't have
all this stuff that you people hadwhen you were growing up. So if
I saw a spanking in one ofthese movies, that was like the highlight

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of my probably week back then.You know, I could keep that thought
in my head for sitch a longtime, and I always remembered those and
sometimes whenever I would see those samescenes years down the line, they never
really matched up what I thought itlooked like in my head. Sometimes they
were a little cheesier or not asgood as I remembered. But boy,

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when it happened back then, itwas amazing. And we both like him
and people out there, if youguys like to see these mainstream television or
movie spankings, there is a sightout there where this guy has posted so
many over the last year. Butif you go to CCHRSS dot blogt dot,

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go there, and this guy hasso many of these scenes and you
could click on them, you'll seethe videos. Sometimes there's an explanation.
He'll tell you who the spanky is, how old she was at the time
when the spanking was given, andwho the guy or the female is it's
giving the spanking, and we lovethem because every time this guy would post
new ones, I would send youthe ones that I thought were really good.

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Yeah, and I always love them, right, and even some of
the ones that I didn't think werethat I would probably like them. Yeah,
we're still like them. And youwould always comment back to me about
what you liked about each one.Yes, I do. So when it
comes to these, with everything you'vealways had at your disposals, you've always
had the Internet. No, Ididn't get it until I was like fourteen.

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Okay, spanko, at fourteen yearsold having the Internet. I'm sorry
that it took so long for youto get it, but you pretty much
always have had the Internet from theage of fourteen on where I got it
at around thirty something like that.Having this, you have all this stuff
at your fingertips, but you stilllove to see a good regular mainstream television

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or movie spanking. What about thesespankings makes a great one for you?
It depends on the setup, howit's done, the spanker. What do
you like in a spanker in thesethese or TV shows? Attractive would be
nice. I like the really oldones from like the forties. I think

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those are really hot because the guyswere always spanking the wives and it was
very normal. But they also alwaysjust spanked whatever female got out of line
back then. Yeah, I likethat. Would you have loved to been
around back then? I would haveloved it. I would have loved it.

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The reason why I like these thingsis usually because of what they're wearing.
You'll always say, oh, heshould have taken her pants down.
I'm thinking, well, this ismainstream, they're probably not going to do
that very often. But the onething that I really love is when they're
wearing something form fitting. Yeah,me too. I do like that because

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back then women did not wear tightjeans or tight pants a lot. And
obviously when someone is back then wearingthese tight outfits, they deserve a spanking,
right of course, if you're wearingjeans and you're in your late teens
early twenty thirty years old, you'reobviously a bad girl. If you were

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in gens yeah at that time,yeah, you're like a rebel. Right,
you're just asking for this spanking.So with these movie and television spankings,
what do you think happens, especiallywith a big star any one of
these women could be a popular one, could be someone getting a job for
their first time. Here they arereading the script and then all of a

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sudden, it's like, wait asecond, I'm getting a spanking here.
What do you think goes through theirminds? Well, I think it's normal
for them. Maybe they're excited todo it, but they don't want to
say. I think you're thinking asa spanko. If you were a big
actress in regular mainstream movies and you'realso a spanker, but no one knows

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about it, and you see thisscene about a spanking, immediately you're gonna
get these butterflies, and at thesame time, you don't want people to
know that you're into spanking. Yeah, I'm sure there was a lot of
people that did the films back thenthat secretly liked it. I wonder if
some of these women back then thatmaybe wanted to spanking, did they put

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up just a little little fight inthe hopes that the producer or director didn't
take the scene out. But theywanted to show that I don't really want
the spanking, but I'll do itif I have to. I feel like
some of them had to have beeninto it. Now you watch TV,
do you have like every single paysite known to man? I mean,

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I'm trying to get rid of them, but yeah, I do. When
you're watching shows, do you alwaysthink in your head that was a huge
missed opportunity for as Yeah, definitelyif the girl was acting some sort of
way, then I feel like itwould be a spanking in any other time.
But you're watching these as a spankowhere obviously it's not going to happen

(30:12):
the way you want it to,I know, sadly, but every once
in a while it does, evenif it's just a pop in the butt
or something. Yeah. I don'tknow if I ever told this story on
the podcast, which I probably did, because I tell all these stories a
million times. But I was inthe fire department one day and one of
the guys so slipped into the channelsand he stopped on the Spanish station and

(30:34):
two girls were fighting in the mud, and then all of a sudden,
the guy comes along and he startsyelling at this one girl, and I
said, that girl's going to geta spanking. They're like, how do
you know? How did you know? I didn't, But it just looks
you're just hoping. Well, youknow how even in our movies you could
tell that it's leading up to aspanking, because they're spanking videos. Yeah,

(30:55):
but just by the way the guywas talking to her, I said,
this girl's going to get a spanking. Within like thirty seconds, the
guy takes her over his knee andhe gives her such a good spanking.
It was so hot. Was itlike an older time period? I'd say
nineties. That's crazy that you knew. I didn't absolutely know, but I
had a feeling and it happened,and they had no idea how I knew

(31:18):
only one of the guys there andknew I was a spanko, but they
just moved on like he didn't leton of what I was, and the
other guy didn't carry any further thanit was. So that worked out for
you, worked out for all ofthem. Yeah. I know you've thought
about this over the years, andI've thought about it just the opposite way.

(31:38):
But when you're watching TV or movies, there's someone out there that you
would love to give you a spanking. Oh, yes, you know who,
I would say, I know whoyou would say, these people don't
definitely would be Kevin Costner. He'sjust so hot and he just gets better
looking Kevin Costner. Don't you thinkit's so attractive Huncle burnham Man, right?

(32:01):
He really? Yeah he is.And I like him in the early
nineties too, He's just so greatlooking. Yeah, he just looks good
hot. I almost want him tospank me, you know, I think
it would be good, be good. It would be humbling, if that's
right, It would definitely be humbling. It'd be very humbling for you.
Now, let's throw the TV outthe window, movies out of your head.

(32:25):
Not thinking about that anymore. Whenit comes to spanking, does a
spanking have to hurt to teach youa lesson? No? I think it's
all about the act, just thatit's being done. And plus you don't
know if it's hurting me or not. I could be pretending it hurts more
than it does. I think thatyou probably do that several times. No,

(32:49):
that doesn't sound like me at all. And everyone out there that might
not even know who Riley is,you could find her on fet life at
Riley twenty three, that's r yLie twenty three, and on her fet
life site you'll see that she hasa handful of great pictures and a nice

(33:10):
write up about her spanking journey andspanking interests. Besides that, I can
tell you that she is cute ashell. I'm sitting here looking at her
right now. I've known her forthe last two years and a half.
She's very funny, even sometimes whenshe's not trying to be. She's quirky

(33:30):
and has these cute little mannerisms thatI don't think she even realizes she does.
She does the quirkiest little things allthe time. She is a very
generous person. She's a lot offun to hang out with, and she
has really become one of my goodfriends here in Florida. She also does

(33:52):
manage to do plenty of little thingsthat get herself in trouble, so she
involuntary gives you endless reasons to giveher cute little butt some attention. If
you get the chance to meet her, you'll see that all of this is
true. So feel free to sendher a message on fet life and introduce

(34:14):
yourself. But pay close attention.People, especially guys out there, pay
close attention to what you're about tohear before you do message her. So,
Riley, Yes, what are someof the complaints about these people,
oh god, that have contacted youon fet life. Now, let's just

(34:38):
set aside the dick pics, okay, the people that respond to you that
have no spanking interests at all,right, and the people that just come
right at you with sexual messages don'teven say anything about spanking. It's just
they want to be with you.They want to do something with you,

(34:59):
and you want to do it rightnow. Yes, what are some of
the other things that absolutely drive youcrazy besides those things? All right?
You covered penis pics, many,dick pics, many many. Oh,
we got people offering me to livewith them. Literally, that's in message
number one. You don't even know. I'm definitely not going to move in

(35:21):
with you. Like, what isthat about? Oh yeah, lots of
sexual message one will you meet metonight type of stuff. I would say,
majority of the messages I get,a lot of them are not even
into spanking. I think that you'rein the same group with a lot of
females that are getting these same messages. Maybe, but you even agree that

(35:44):
they are pretty bad. The onesthat I get only just recently, like
a week ago, I put anice, very large disclaimer in my profile
in bold red of what I donot want to see. And I was
amazed at how you did that becauseI've been on life for I don't know
how many years now. I hadno idea that I could have put those
little red bullet points. Oh yeah, because you just go into your emojis

(36:07):
and just pull a bullet point outlike that. But I don't care that
you have a penis. I knowyou have it. I don't know why
they think that sending me those picturesis going to entice me. I don't
understand. And if they are aman and they don't have a penis,
they can tell you that in thething and say listen, I'm a guy,
but I don't have a penis.But otherwise you're going to assume that

(36:28):
I'm going to assume that you haveone, and then the whole profile,
every photo is that's what it is. It's like a hundred pictures and it's
just yeah, I don't like atime bomb, just not interested in that.
Yeah, So they could just messageme, act like a normal person.
Don't just message me and say thatthis is in my inbox right now.

(36:51):
I am going to spank that ass. Should I not say that to
you? That is different, butmessage one shouldn't be that. Sometimes it's
just baffling that they don't know.Just be a normal person. Also,
if I don't respond, it's notbecause I don't want to respond. I
get overwhelmed easily by the messages,and then I feel like it's homework.

(37:17):
Now, I've had people come hereand they get on fet life and they
meet people right away. That doesn'thappen to a lot of people, but
some of them have met people.They're in relationships with people right away,
and I find that amazing because thenI'll have other people that'll sit there for
a year getting these same messages.So basically, just be cool about it.

(37:42):
Send her a message, just getto know her first, and definitely
introduce yourself to her in that firstmessage. Now, what about when it
comes to females. Would you liketo have a female disciplinarian or just a
female that wants to give you aspanking? Probably more towards that. Would
you want to spank a female?I'll try. Do you want to spank

(38:05):
a female? Yeah? I thoughtthat I would try it. Let's just
say you spank one and you reallyreally like it. Do you think that
eventually you would like to be adisciplinarian to a female. I mean,
if that were to happen, Sure, how do you think your scolding or
lecturing skills would be. I don'tknow. What do you think? I
don't know. Well, I don'tknow. I've never really done it.

(38:30):
I have a feeling if I wassitting there watching it, i'd laughing.
You would feel so awkward doing it. I don't know that I could be
serious if you're looking at me.I feel stupid too. When someone's watching
me lecture someone while I'm giving thema spanking, I feel totally ridiculous.
Yeah. Usually what I would doif I have a couple people in the
room is I would hope that theother person standing in the corner so that

(38:53):
I don't have to say stupid shitin front of them. Yeah, that'd
be easier. And that's why Ilike it when someone's over my or turned
away from me when i'm spanking them, because they can't see the look on
my face when I'm thinking of thenext thing I want to say. So,
would you also encourage any females thatmight be interested in kind of exploring

(39:13):
this, even if it's just talkingright now? Would you also encourage them
to contact you on fet life.Yeah, they could if they wanted to.
All right, girls, contact herand maybe you know, she could
bring you around here too. Idon't know, maybe that's that's an option.
But girls, you can contact herat Riley twenty three on fetlife r

(39:34):
y l Ie twenty three and that'son fet life. You know, just
get to know each other as normalpeople, because that's what we are.
We're normal people. We just likea little thing called spanking. All right,
So let's backtrack a little now.You were saying that the most embarrassing
thing that happened to you since you'vebeen a spanko is when you got a

(39:54):
spanking in front of Misty when youfirst met her. Right, that's But
do you think that there have beenother embarrassing things that may have happened to
you in the past that may relatea little to spanking as far as you
can recollect, that's possible. Allright, Well, let's talk about a

(40:15):
few things. So would you thinkthat getting soap in your mouth would be
a little embarrassing? Definitely? Wouldyou think that maybe getting your hands smacked
because you keep getting your hands inyour way, would you think that would
be a little embarrassing. Well,yes, but only if there's a witness.
Would you think writing lines is alittle embarrassing if there's a witness,

(40:38):
yes, I would. Back whenI was in grade school and probably middle
school, not so much high schoolfor me, but definitely in grade school,
in middle school, there is nota doubt in my mind I had
to write lines, whether it wason the board or whether I had to
write like a hundred times or whateverit was. I know that you never

(41:00):
had paddling in school, right,I did not. It was not legal,
But writing lines was. Did youever have to write lines when you
were in school? Unfortunately, yesI did. Did you have to write
lines in grade school? Do youthink I definitely did? Did you have
to write lines in middle school?Yes? How about high school? Yes?

(41:25):
Just off the top of your head. Is there any other time that
you might have had to write line? I possibly had to write lines in
college. How old were you whenyou were in this college class? Twenty
nine? College? We're talking?Yes, college. Yes, at some

(41:45):
point in college you did something sowrong that a college professor gave you an
assignment of writing lines. Take itfrom there, Well, it wasn't really
like I did something so wrong,like you put it, you did something
wrong about in their eyes. Ofcourse, it's always in their eyes,

(42:07):
never in your eyes. Tell uswhat you did? All right? All
I was was just a tad bitlate to class a few times, two
three, ten. I don't knowthese because there's no way a college professor
is going to have someone late twothree times and say, that's a young

(42:29):
lady. You're writing lines. Itwas several times, all right to what
class was this? So I don'tremember exactly. Maybe a sociology class,
a very important class, is soimportant. So what happened? Basically,
I was late one random day again, and I walked in and the classes

(42:51):
set up so the entrances at theback, So I walk in and I
just sit right down, which tome, I don't feel like is such
a big deal because everyone's just doingtheir own thing and I just walk in
and sit down. And you dorealize, so when you walk into a
class and it's already in session,you have now interrupted that class. Sure,
most people don't give a shit thatI walked in. Lane. You

(43:13):
could say anything you want to makeit better for you, but can you
do I'm sitting down at this time, I have already been late a few
times. Yeah, let's say threeto fifteen, go ahead, I don't
know exactly how many. But hewas kind of just a little different from
all the professors that I've ever had. So he comes up to me and
he goes, I'm gonna need youto see me after class, and a

(43:37):
couple other people looked at me andthey were laughing because he was just a
different type of guy. Like youwalked in, you never knew what he
was gonna be wearing. Sometimes he'dcome in with a straw hat on.
So this whole setup is all justleading up to the fact that you had
the right lines. Stop making thepeople get on your side. I'm not

(43:58):
trying to get them on my side. I'm just trying ill of them see
the bigger picture. Yeah, Iknow what you're doing. Okay, So
by the time we get to theend of the class, I'm hoping you
forgot about that, And he saidsomething else for me to like see him.
It wasn't just me though, itwas somebody else too, So at
least I felt better about the wholesituation. And then he talks to the

(44:20):
other person. It had nothing todo with what I had to talk to
him about Unfortunately, did they talkto that person first and then discuss them
his own time with you? Yes, I was alone with him. Everyone's
gone this point, right. Didyou feel like you were about to get
a paddling? I had no ideawhat was about to happen. And sure,
I love spanking and the whole thingthat goes with it, but at

(44:43):
times I don't like to be told. You don't like anyone to tell you
what to do? At times Ido, but at times I do not.
Very rarely do you want someone totell you what Well, at times
I like it when we're hanging out, But even what I tell you what
to do, you try to notdo what I tell you what to do.
I'm working on it. Continue yourstory, any who? Who?

(45:05):
So he's sitting there and I rememberhe's writing on paper. He's not even
knowledge in my presence. He's pretendingI'm dead to him, He's disgusted,
he's not even raising his head.I'm literally nothing in his presence. So
he finally turns to me and goes, is there a reason that you have
such a difficult time getting to myclass on time? And I said,

(45:28):
well, I'm god you asked,but I'm about to tell you a lie,
right, And I was very defensive. I know that at the time
that I know, but I knowI was late. Fine, but tell
me what I did wrong and moveon. I don't want to hear you
go through your little spiel. Iwas so mad already. And he's staring

(45:51):
at me. He's not even speaking, he's just looking at me. He's
disgusted. Apparently he doesn't believe youanymore than I do. He's just looking
at me. And he's this olderman, he's probably in his sixties.
Disgusting. Yeah, he's just disgustedwith me. And finally he looks at
me and he tells me that becauseI have been late so many times,

(46:14):
he could drop me from the class. And he knows I'm very irritated,
and he could tell that I'm alittle taken aback a back, a back,
taken a back, right. Ihave never had anybody say that to
me, especially at that age.You're taking a back. I was shocked
on actually pretty certain. I laughed, and he goes, well, I

(46:35):
won't drop you from the class,but you're going to have to write me
some lines. And I said,huh, I said what do you mean?
And he goes, I want youto write me lines and say I
will not be late for class anymore, where I will no longer be late
from classy times. I think hewanted like a hundred lines or something.

(46:57):
I thought he was messing with me. Did he give you the paper to
do it? No? It wasso embarrassing. Of course I was on
time on Tuesday. Of course,who knows what would be next. I
walked in and the way the classroomis set up, the doors in the
back, and I bring him thepages and he checks them and he's like,
okay, you know I don't wantto see this behavior again. He

(47:20):
gave me this whole speech. Iremember standing there thinking, please shut up.
But you were late for his class. You should at least stand up
there and take your reprimand I don'twant to hear it. Well, it's
too bad you were late. Ididn't care. You were a bad girl,
and just giving you what you deservedbefore he told you to write these
lines. What if he said youhave two options. You could either be
dropped from this class, or Ican give you a paddling. Which do

(47:44):
you take? Oh? I neededthat class in college twenty nine years old?
Are you taking that paddling or I'mdropped? I can't afford to be
dropped. I just asked one questionthere. All I want is a yes
or no? Are you taking this? Pay? This is like a congressional
hearing. No one can answer aquestion. Are you taking the paddle?
Apparently? I guess I own yesor no? Yes? All right,

(48:07):
I have no further questions. AllI have to say is you better be
here when the show gets back.Welcome back to the Never too Old for
a Good Spanking podcast. So ifit was totally accepted by everyone, obviously
it would have to be, becausethis whole thing's about consent, seeing a

(48:29):
spanking, giving a spanking. Ifthis was totally accepted by everybody out there,
what public place would you love tobe spanked in, like with lots
of people watching, that's up toyou. You know what would be great
is like on a boardwalk where it'sso packed. The boardwalks up north are
very busy, you can't barely walk. Imagine one on one of those benches.

(48:52):
That'd be pretty hot. What aboutif I was giving you a spanking
on his boardwalk and because it's sopacked every time I I reached my hand
up from giving you this spanking andI hit someone else in the belly or
they should move because the spanking's goingon exactly except the rules of the spanking.
Yeah. Is there a place youwould hate to get a spanking in

(49:15):
general? Or in this made uptime frame that you're talking about? All
this is made up because obviously thiscan't happen, So this is all make
believe, But at the same timeit's so real to us. Is there
a place that if you got aspanking you would totally have hated got in
gotting? Would you have totally havehated gotting that spanking? There where it

(49:38):
would be a terrible place? Possiblyat your parents' home. Oh yeah,
that would be awful. I don'tknow why that didn't come to my mind.
Yes, anywhere where they can seeterrible or any family member in general,
I wouldn't want that. What isit in everyday life that totally bothers

(49:59):
you about other people that you thinkdeserves us spaking. I don't think I
get bothered a lot, because Ithink I'm very understanding. You are very
under even I don't understanding. Idon't know that I get enraged or feel
bothered by people. I think Imake excuses for people. You also make
a lot of excuses for yourself too, like your weird behaviors. But there's

(50:22):
one thing that she does. Shehas no spatial awareness. Oh God.
She will stand up wherever she isand just turn around without looking behind her.
So if she's in a restaurant andshe has to go use the bathroom
or something, and she goes tostand up to go find the bathroom and
she turns around, she may knockan entire tray of food off of You've

(50:43):
never done it, never done.It is a strong possibility that some time
in your life this could happen.God, that would be so embarrassing.
If it did, I would feelterrible. I would help them clean it.
Just my luck will have knocked thisfood right into me. I have
not, Oh I have uh.Oh, you have spilled stuff. I've
spilled, but I've never got foodon you. No. But you have

(51:06):
spilled numerous things and broke a couplethings. The wine glass, a water
glass, water glass. You've donethings. Never on purpose, of course,
it was all on accident. Itwas on your favorite phrase, not
by accident. It was on accident. Are there any other things that you

(51:29):
would call fetishes that you have besidesspanking. No, I think it's all
regular stuff that I like. Idon't think I have any other fetishes.
So spanking is your thing. Yeah, spanking is the only thing, Yeah,
beside regular stuff, right, whichare not really fetishes exactly? Do
you think that you would have preferredthat this spanco gene never even entered your

(51:52):
body way back when? Because Imean the first time you got a spanking
was when you were thirty four,right, thirty five? Thirty five?
Okay, I know we said thatearlier, but see, I don't have
the memory that you have with datesand ages and stuff. Do you think
it would have been better off foryou not to have this spankl Gene?
No, I don't think that.Would you like to would you like to

(52:16):
go a little further with that one? Or do you think that that was
just that's good, that's suffice?Then No, I feel like I'm fine
having it. But what about allthose years that you weren't experiencing it and
you never knew if you were goingto experience it. I mean, you
got in your thirties and then allof a sudden you decide I'm going to
reach out to this strange dude whonow you're sitting right across from recording a

(52:37):
podcast. Yeah. Do you thinkthat maybe during all that time, if
you weren't into spanking, your lifewould have been a little easier. Well,
I suppressed it, so I thinkI was fine. Maybe that's why
you do all these quirky little thingsthat you do. Oh yeah, that's
exactly why. Because of the repression, it built up. It really it

(52:57):
crossed the synapses in your brain right, and now they are just firing on
weird little That is what happened.Yeah, I think that might be what
h it's so smart. Thank youvery much. You're good with dates.
I'm good with knowledge of them.Don't get acknowledged with how smart you are
sometimes. Thank you. Not aproblem, Thank you, not a problem.
What advice would you give other peopleout there that are having a hard

(53:21):
time with this whole spanking thing,Because obviously you waited a long time to
contact me. There's other people outthere that are doing the same thing,
not waiting to contact me, butthey would love to reach out, but
they're having a hard time with it. And there's other people that are afraid
to even acknowledge it to someone else. What is some advice you can give

(53:42):
them? Stop caring. I don'tknow that I fully cared that much if
somebody had found out. The olderI got, the less I cared.
And now you don't care at all. I don't care at all. I
mean you care a little bit,like it would be embarrassing for someone to
find it. It's more embarrassing ifmy family found if a random person,
even another friend that I've known foryears. I really don't care. You

(54:05):
could just make a profile and fitlife. You can post pictures, you
can be completely anonymous, like nobodyknows who you are. Just post stuff.
Don't show your face, don't putyour town. You could put like
the next biggest city maybe if youeven want to do that. Or you
can just say you live in Antarcticalike all the other people do. And
then they can message you. Thatis true, and you won't even know

(54:28):
who they are, like they couldbe some random name. But you hope
that eventually when these people do messageyou and they're cool, you're going to
eventually find out who they are.Yeah, eventually, and they're going to
eventually find out who you are.Yes, then you're going to that just
takes a little time. Maybe gettogether and make spanco children. No,
maybe not you, but maybe thelittle amy wants to make space. Maybe

(54:50):
yeah that next person definitely not me. How many spankos do you think there
are in the world? A lot, probably millions in the world. There's
about almost eight billion people. Okay, what percent do you actually think are
spankos. You just brought this upthe other day. Yeah, I want
the podcast to hear this. Youeither said it or somebody said one percent.

(55:15):
I have a friend that insists thatthere are more, because I said,
at the most is one percent,until I've found out how much one
percent is. She said, thereis more than one percent of the population
out there in the world that arespankos. So that would make about eighty

(55:35):
million spankos. I don't know thatthey're full spankos. I'm talking to discount
like people that do it sexually.I'm talking to us people like us just
like it a lot, like spankois their their thing, that's their religion.
Although we're all different, even whenit comes to being a spanco,
we all know we really enjoy spankingin some aspect. Do you think there

(55:59):
are there are eighty million spank goesout there, and I know this person's
going to be listening. Maybe eightymillions a lot, but I do agree
that there is a lot. Imean in the world. We don't know.
Well, let me put this intoperspective. How many do you think
let me finish, I'm running thispodcast here. I asked the question,
go ahead, go ahead, byall means, would you agree that spanking

(56:22):
Tube is probably the largest free spankingonly video site online? Probably do you
know another spanking site just spanking videosthat are free? No, So you
would think that this is probably thebiggest. Yes, And how many people
are on there? You're saying thateighty million spank gos possibly in the world.

(56:45):
I didn't They're saying it's a possibility. I said, I didn't know.
I think I don't remember what Isaid. Actually, you said it
was a possibility, and I said, we did. I said, I
think, I said we didn't know. I don't remember. I already forgot
what I said. Anyway, Sothe other person said she thinks it's more
than one percent, which would makemore than eighty million spancos. There are

(57:06):
only eighty three thousand registered users onthat site. But you don't have to
be a user exactly to watch thevideos. You don't. But people who
want to see private videos. You'retelling me that out of eighty million possible
spankos, only eighty three thousand ofthem decided I want to make an account

(57:27):
which doesn't even have to have myname. No one knows who I am.
I just sign up there I am. A lot of people are lazy.
Eighty three thousand out of eighty million. So even the biggest spanking parties
I don't think get more. Iknow it's probably much less. I'm not
sure exactly which one gets the most. But let's just say that every spanking

(57:50):
party, we know this isn't true. One thousand people go to this spanking
party. One thousand people out ofeighty million spancos goes to each one of
these partners. A lot of peopledon't like that type of situation. One
thousand and that's a high number outof eighty million like it, and the

(58:12):
rest of them don't. How canI say exactly, but this is what
I keep trying to tell this girl. There's not a chance in hell there's
eighty million spancos out there. Let'sjust take the United States population in the
United States three hundred, three hundredand forty plus million people. If we
take the rationale of one percent,that's about three point five million spancos.

(58:36):
Where are they? Why does mypodcast only get about five thousand listens a
month? If there are not onlyUnited States three point five million spancos,
but in the entire world, whichthere are plenty of English speaking countries out
there, let's just cut it inhalf. Forty million of these spancos speak

(58:57):
English. Why am I only gettingfive thousand downloads a month? Because they're
still afraid. Maybe they're afraid tolisten to my podcast. Maybe they're so
afraid that they don't even want theevidence on their phone. Oh you know,
so out of these eighty million,maybe we're saying forty million, five

(59:19):
thousand of them aren't afraid, butthe rest of the eighty million. This
is the math I can't do right. I'm trying to do the math of
my hex and I'm getting confused aboutnumbers. But this is why I keep
trying to tell this girl that it'simpossible that there's this many spankos. Because
your inbox that you have that alreadygets tons of emails from non spankos.

(59:39):
Yeah, I can't keep up.Would be just totally loaded with at least
five hundred thousand messages to me fromthe eighty million people that are supposedly spankos.
That's only if they were to likeme. Who couldn't like you?
Everybody has their own taste. Iguess you're right. I am not everybody
likes me. Hard to believe,but not everybody likes me. I'm sure

(01:00:00):
it's the truth. That's a hardtruth. So I think five thousand for
me is a large number, butin the scheme of things, not really.
But eighty million people out there andthere's only like eighty three thousand registered
users on the biggest free spanking videosite on the internet. So what are

(01:00:23):
you trying to say, there's nota chance of hell, there's eighty million
spancos out there. All right,Maybe you're right, And as you mentioned
before, and as we know accordingto fetlife, there are a large number
of spankos living in Antarctica. Yeah, they love to live there. Perhaps
that is where they all are,and Antarctica does not allow spanko podcasts there.

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It could be who's to say,we don't live there, so we're
not in their club now being thecoldest and driest place on Earth, with
an average yearly temperature in the midtwenties. Beautiful, sounds very comfortable.
That's mid twenties fahrenheit. People outthere, if you want to figure out
what it means to's Celsius, yougo right ahead and limited job opportunities.

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Why do you think that so manySpancos have chosen Antarctica as their location.
I don't know. Let me giveyou a couple more things that would be
non conducive to being a Spanco inAntarctica. There are no shrubs, no
trees. Oh nice for me,beautiful, But think about what they'd have
to do. They have to importpaddles, but there's no switchings. Beautiful,

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love there would be love it,love it. They have to import
to switches. You can't. They'llbreak. You have to overnight them.
They'd be in water like one.They'll break because of the air. Air
pressure breaks the switch. I didnot know that. I think that that
could maybe be true. We'll askLexe lator Let's not. She thinks she

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knows everything. According to Alexa,because I asked her today when I was
putting these questions together. Corporal punishmentis not even allowed in Antarctica. Oh
so if you're a spanko there,you're really flaunting society's conventions and living on
the edge being a spank out.Better watch your back go over there.

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I think people who are on fetlife know exactly what we're saying here,
this little joke about Antarctica, becauseon fet life, so many spankos who
we know do not live in Antarcticaput Antarctica as their location and we laugh
about it all the time. ButRiley, let's just say that you moved

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to Antarctica, okay, and beforeyou move there you had no idea.
But being a spanko is totally againstthe law, punishable by what I know
you're going to say death. Youare caught, You're on death row.
What is your last meal? DoI like to eat hamburgers coconut shrimp?

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But I eat it all the time. Am I gonna want that as my
last departing meal? Maybe I wantsomething nicer, like pizza that is so
high class? What else could Iget? I want something fancy, Get
a drink, get whatever you want. Well, I definitely want to be
pretty fucked up. If I couldeven say that you just did Yeah,

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because if I'm like really drunk,well I gonna care. Had you not
gone to Antarctica and broken their lass, you would not be dying right now.
That's the price I'm paying. That'sthe price of being a spanco and
the price of admitting it. Sothat's what I'll have to do. Then
what kind of drink is your lastdrink that you'd want? I'm very basic.
I don't want to tell the peoplehow basic I am. You kind

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of are by telling you that youwant something fancying pizza, gourmet pizza.
Oh, of course, gourmet pizza. Gourmet, but they won't like the
kind the people out there? Yeah, what do you want to journo?
No, my pizza is very controversialpineapple. Yeah, people don't like that.
You're gonna be dead in the morning. Who cures with they? They're

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probably like good riddens. She deservesto die after eating pineapple pizza. You
know what? One percent of thepopulation love pineapple pizza. I love pineapple
pizza. Eighty million people love pineapplepizza more. That's it. How did
you know I know these numbers?How do you know I know facts?
Name something anything like a fact aboutsomething? Just tell me an item,

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pick an item in his closet.All right, those shoes, those ones
a right there, the Adidas Fivepoint six percent of the population loves those
Why five point six that's the number. How do you know? I'm very
good at these facts us, Siridon't need as sery. But anyway,
Riley, I do want to thankyou for doing this podcast. Sitting here

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in this closet, it's actually gettinga little warm now because when we first
got in here a little chili.I'm not afraid to admit it. I'm
a man and I was chili.Not anymore, though, It is definitely
warm, just in time for usto leave. Probably go have a drink
or something. Yeah, maybe smackthat ass a little bit. Yeah,
well, Riley, thank you verymuch again for doing this. I appreciate

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that you sit down with me afterI bought you a very fancy meal today
at the bar. But thanks alot for doing this. I enjoyed having
this conversation with you. I hopeyou also didn't hate it. Yes,
I loved it all right. Well, tell everyone out there, goodbye,
audios, everybody, all right,everybody, That wraps up another episode of

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the Never too Old for a Goodspanking Podcast. I will see you next time.