Episode 43 - Carl Maxwell Show

Biden blaming whit people for all the shootings

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Episode Transcript

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Evening America. You know we're gonnathis show is gonna be pretty pretty much
uh inclusive, but uh it's reallysad, and we're going to start off
by critiquing some of the couple ofthe steakhouses in Saginaw, Michigan. Can

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you imagine that they got Actually,I think we're too far north for stakes,
believe it or not. Uh,yesterday I went to uh Texas roadhouse.
You know, you go down southand you know they got waiters and

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waitresses and they're waiting on you,and uh they make it a fun experience.
Well, the one I went toyesterday, it was so fun I
almost fell asleep my plate. Anduh, it was just terrible. I
mean there was no atmosphere. Itwas more like you got some teenage kids

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in zombie suits running around trying towait on you. Yeah, buddy,
that's what it is. When Isaid I got two of them, I'll
give you the other one and alittle bit later. But first just get
to the meat and potatoes of thisthing. Let's talk about you, little
buddy Biden. He's been sore.I've been trying not to say a whole

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lot, but you know he's aboutto piss me off. So here's what
I say about Biden. Anytime,I don't care who you are. Anytime
you go to a town and youtell people, well, you know then
white people, you know how raciststhey are. You know that, I
don't care who you are. Ifyou're in a person of power, you

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shouldn't be doing that. That wouldhe like me going down to Washington,
d C. Is standing up onthe popit you know how these black people
are. That's exactly what he did. And I have some reservations about that.
One of the reservations I had wasthey wanted to make it that guy

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that drove two and a half hoursto Buffalo, New York and went in
that store and he shot them thirteenpeople. Well, here's reservations I had
about that. Number one, theywanted to make it a hate crime.
Well, the problem I have withthat is he didn't know nobody. You
had to at least like somebody orknow them before you can hate them,

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So it's not a hate crime.They said, oh, well he was
racist. Well he might have beena racist, but that's still yet to
be proved. I mean, hismanifesto said exactly what he was going to
do. I haven't read it,so I don't know if he said he
was gonna go out there and shootevery African American that he can get his

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hands on, or if he justsaid he's going down there and start shooting
people. So I have some otherreservations about that, but I'm not going
to go into those right now becauseI'll piss some people off. Because you
know, I grew up back along time ago when dinosaurs roamed the earth,

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and my views on things are alittle different, and I can't say
what I want to say without pissingeverybody off, or somebody at least,
because I have words, you knowthat I use. Oh yeah, I
use words, all kinds of them. You know, just look at this.

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Look at words while we're at it. Just look at some words.
Uh. Back in the day whenI was growing up, if you were
gay, you were just a happyperson. Now it means you're a damn
queer or gay or lesbon or whatever, homosexual, whatever the hell you want
to call it. You know,there's just it's just so stupid that y'all

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taking words turned them around, andthen you don't want nobody to say the
words because if you do, you'reracist. Well, you know what,
screw you, every damn one ofyou. Biden's down in U vaulted today.
Now, I don't know what colorthat guy was. He shot those
twenty one people, and don't reallygive a damn. The cops down there

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didn't even go after him, youknow. Oh, well, you know
it's the guys he's holding up inone of these rooms. It's no big
deal. He killed twenty one people. They said they didn't think it was
a hostage situation. Isn't that tover twenty one people? You know?
And they gonna make it all onhim. Well, yeah, he went

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in there and shot people. Butwhen the kids were calling nine one one,
what were the cops doing. Theywere sitting on their fat ass at
the donut shop having donuts and coffee. Yeah, buddy, I'll tell you
what. This is what I thinkabout him right here, Oh, right
here, I think it is.Yep. Now says I gotta listen to

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the microphone. I don't, youknow, Okay, whatever, I'll listen
to it before and whoy I can'tlisten to it before I send it because
it's live from sagging On, Michigan. Yeah, folks, place where even
stupid people can have a ball,and it seems like they do. I'm

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gonna say this because I was inWalmart today, you know, not to
be racist where all those damn peopleare to go to Walmart. I was
in Walmart looking for something to munchown, and this black man passed me,

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had a mask on, and yougo, what, Yeah, he
passed me. He had a maskon, he said. He looked over
at me, he said, God, damn Republicans. Don't they know they're
supposed to wear a mask. Hiswife told him to shut the hell up
before he got his ass whooped.Now my wife does that to me too,

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She tells me to shut up allthe damn time. But you know
what, I'm free, independent andwhite and I can say whatever the hell
I want, and as long asI remember, there's free speech. But
you know, I'm gonna have towatch it because, like they say,
you get your butt whooped. Idon't like that. That might hurt and
I might do something to retaliate,So you know, that's not a good

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thing. But anyway, Biden isgoing around the country right now as we
speak, blaming white people for allthe shootings. Only one that I know
of referenced black people. The restof them. They were just shooting anybody.

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They didn't give a damn. Thedin't care who you were. You
might be the president. Oh well, I get ten points. I get
him. The thing is, folks, all this is, like Biden said,
this racist bullshit's got to stop,and he needs to stop doing it
because white people's gonna have to havea come and Jesus come to meeting with

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him, and they're gonna have toput him out the pasture because all he's
done is caused hate and discontent.He's a laughing stock of every foreign country.
You know, he don't even knowwhat he's saying. Ninety nine percent

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of the time. He just saysit, and then his people run around
with like chickens with their head cutoff, trying to fix it. Well,
I don't think he can fix thatdeal that he said about China the
other day. I think they're goingto test him now. I know Russia
and Ukraine won't test him because youknow, his son and him took all

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that money. Oh yeah, that'ssupposed to be a secret, ain't it.
Yeah, why know a lot ofyou know about it. But here's
the thing, folks, If themedia did not and I'm saying, if
the media did not constantly bombard theairways with oh, that's a racist thing,

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it's a hate crime. You knowwhat. Here's here's the way I
look at it. If I don'tknow you, I don't hate you,
But if I shoot you, it'sjust because I didn't shoot you because I
hated you. So you know,there ain't gonna be no damn hate crime
trial thing going on. It's gonnasay they're gonna say, oh, why

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did you do it? And I'mgonna say, because I was hunting,
and we're gonna stop right there.Uh. But the thing is, folks,
I don't really give a damn whyhe did it. I don't care
why any of the others did it. But if they quit getting the publicity,

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you know, the publicity, thepeople that go out there and say,
oh, he was wrong, hewas this, he was that.
If they stop that mess, andguess what, it won't happen no more.
There won't be no reason because theywon't get their fifteen minutes of fame.

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All they'll get is a bullet inthe head. And I'm not for
all these people going around shooting people. That's not what I'm saying. What
I am saying is quit advertising,Biden. You got bigger fish fry,
then go to Uvaldi, or goto Buffalo, New York, or wherever

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in hell the next shooting is goingto take place. You got a country
to run that's going to hell ina handbasket, and you're blaming putin.
Well, no, why I'm puttingthe blame on you. You don't have
a clue. What do you do? Hell geography or know nothing economics when
using school. I know you feltgeography because you think United States is part

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of Russia. But that's okay.But I know you failed economics too because
you are sitting there going well,you know I told people they got to
quit using aill. I'm going tomake them do it. Well. You
know what, when you're out ofoffice, and I hope it's real soon.

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We need to get these jobs backgoing people. Let's get the oil
fields going again. Whatever else weneed to do to make this economy work.
Let's get the gas crisis down below. You know, I drive around
the countryside in the gas vehicle fora living, and guess what it's cost

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me five bucks a gallon and y'allare going, oh, well, you
shouldn't do that. Well, youknow what you like to eat, right,
guess what, I really don't careif you eat or not. But
I'm not going to do it foryou for free because y'all elected an idiot

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for a president. Oh, wewon't forget about Cameltoe and her Pelosi and
you know they're all idiots. Theythink if we do exactly what they say,
then everything will be all right.But you know what, let's stop
and think about this a minute.Biden thinks he was elected to change the

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country. What's he going to changeit into? Communist country? You know,
I spent years fighting that crap,and I don't think I said you
don't want me to have to startfighting it again because I know where to
start at. You're going where youstart at. I can't tell you that
that's type secret only I only needto know. People need to know.

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And I don't think y'all are smartenough or or can can do it.
I just don't think he can't handleit. But I do know that Biden
needs to get his ass away fromyour Valdy, away from Buffalo, New
York, away from wherever in thehell the next shooting is going to be

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the media needs to stop and Bidenyou need to go over and take care
of some business. If you haveto go over and let him shoot at
you a couple of times over inRussia. Other than so be it.
I don't care, but you needto go over there and get shit straightened
out, because we're not gonna putup. You might think we are,

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but we're not gonna put up withyour garbage anymore or tired of it.
You've caused the price of groceries togo up. You caused a baby food
shortage, you caused gas shortage.I don't know what else you've cost.

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Why you're doing what you're doing,other than you're on the stupid train and
it's fixing the drive off a cliffand you're sitting there put blowing the whistle,
saying, yeah, here we come. Uh, let's see. Is
there anybody out there? I don'tknow, well, feels lonely in here.

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Don't look like nothing going on.So I invited everybody that I can
invite, Do do do the dooke, the douke doude ooh yeah, uh.

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Well, nobody's saying hi, nobody'ssaying nothing. I could play a
song for him, but I promisedy'all that I would go tell you about
the other steakhouse here, Logan Steakhouse. You know, if either one of

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these steakhouses, they're both in FortSmith, Arkansas, but if they operated
like these here do, they'd beout of business in a week. People
down there don't put up with thatcrap. I ordered at Logan's today.
I ordered an appetizer. I waitedpurposely for about thirty minutes, and then

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ordered my meal, and with mymeal, ordered the salad and baked potato.
And you know what happened. Well, I'll tell you what happened.

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First, HA stood at the doorfor about fifteen to twenty minutes. People
waiters were coming in and walking aroundlooking at me, and they turned around
and run off. The bartender,which I found out later was the manager.
She just looked at me and shekept you know, she walked off.
Pretty soon. This guy comes out. Now the sign says wait on

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the hostess, not the host butthe hostess to seat you. So I'm
waiting. This guy walks up andhe stands behind the counter. He just
stares at me. He don't sayanything, and I look around. Everybody's

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looking. So finally I said Hey, are you the hostess? He said,
yes, I am. I said, okay, well, I'm supposed
to see you to get seated.Well, do you want to sit high
or do you want to sit low? Okay, let me know if I
can help with anything. What thehell? My my computer over here is

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going crazy. I didn't even touchit and it's going off. So anyway,
back to the story. So hetakes me over to this table,
sets me down there, and thisgirl comes out and she says, what

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do you want to drink? AndI said I want peach tea. She
said, okay, well I'm expectinga big old glass of peach tea to
come out. And she brings thisabout four ounce glass out there and with
a lid on it, and mebeing me, I just said, hey,

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what the hell? I said,do you think I'm going to run
off with your glass? I said, can you get me a glass of
tea? Oh? But this isthe way we serve our peach tea because
it has to be shaken, notstirred. I said, I don't give
a damn how you make it.Put it in a glass, you know,
with ice, a real glass.So she brings it about a fourteen

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ounce tumbler out there and puts teain it. So they're right there.
I'm happy again. And like Isaid, I ordered an appetizer thirty minutes
before I ordered my food. Wellthat didn't work with the dam either,

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because I ordered my food and Iordered the house salad and the baked potato,
and what they do. They broughtthe house salad out. I had
already forgot about ordering the them watchingmccullochs, which were cheese sticks, by

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the way, I forgot about orderingthem. So I get through eating the
salad and then she brings out thisthing of cheese sticks and I look at
her. She said, is therea problem? I said, yeah,
these were supposed to come out first. You know, that's where they got
the word appetizer. Is supposed tobring that out. Then you start bringing

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the meal out. I said,but you know what am I to say?
You got a man that thinks he'sa girl. You know, he's
a hostess. So I ate acouple of them. Evidently they'd been sitting

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out there for a little while theywere cold. Then they brought my food
to me. Oh my god,I ordered medium. Well I don't know

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how in the hell you can burnanything medium well, but this shit was
charcoaled. And she said, it'severything, all right. And I looked
at the steak, and now Ilooked at her and I said, uh,
not really really, I said,I think y'all burnt your state.

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Don't know how you did it onmedium well, but you did it well.
You want me to cook you anotherone? I said, Hell,
no, I can't eat too ofthem. No, actually, she said,
can I start you another one whereyou eat that one? No,

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you can't. I can't eat too. So anyway, my suggestion is,
and I firmly don't believe in goingto McDonald win, stay away from McDonald's,
no matter what part of the worldyou're in. I would go to

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Burger King. You know, atleast when they have plant whoppers, they
tell you we got a plant whopper, So that's the way it works.
But I don't know, folks,it's just really, really, really terrible.

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And now we're gonna go back fromthat commercial, We're gonna go over
here to Biden again. And everybodysays that I need to quit just saying
what he needs to stop doing.I need to also tell him how he
needs to do what he needs todo. So it's gonna be boring for

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a second unless I get on mysoapbox. And I'm trying not to.
I'm trying to be a good boythis year. You know. It's just
the way things are. So hereI go, Oh, Joe, you

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need to go on down to theWhite House. Quit running around the country
like your on vacation. You needto get Putin on the phone and talk
to him like Trump would have talkedto him. He would have told him
said, now you quit the shit, or I'm going to have to do
something about it. Your little sanctionsain't done a damn thing except make your

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oliguards. You know, a littlepissy, but you need to do something,
and do something for real when theyblow up one of your shipment's weapons,
or send them two shipments and thenblow them up. And didn't say

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put anybody on the ground. Isaid fire back. If they fired that,
you blow the hell out of them. That's my theory. Oh that's
why they wouldn't let me go intoVietnam either, because my test came back
to if I was being shot at, I would shoot back, you damn

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right, I would. I ain'tgonna let nobody shoot at me. My
cousin shot at me one time,and I shot the biggest limb I could
find off that damn tree that hewas hiding under and hit him in the
head with it till him next timeI put a bullet between his eyes.
But anyway, that was long timeago, just back in the dinosaur days.

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We had muskets back then. Butall you people out there, you
know, I hear it all thetime. You got the black people going,
oh, we black lives matter,Well, they don't matter any more
than a white life. I don'tgive a damn who you are. You

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got. You do have some veryracist people out there on the white side,
I agree, But for the mostpart, I excuse me. I'm
not racist, but I don't believein mixing it up either. I believe

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why it should stay with why it'sblack should stay with black, and never
shall the Twain meet Little Mark Twain. Humor there, But folks, let
me tell you something. All thiscrap last two years ago, when y'all
were burning down your own shit,I set back and laugh. As long

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as you ain't burning my shit down, I don't care. And if you
do, you might as well planon getting one of them caskets because I'm
gonna shoot your ass, and that'sthe way the world turns. You leave
me alone, I leave you alone. I don't really care about what color
you are, who you are,or who you think you are. I'm

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old and see now. Maybe notsee now, but I'm old. Yeah.
You can ask my stepdaughters. They'lltell you. I was out there
playing with the dinosaurs. And Idon't believe in this garbage that these the

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younger generation believes in. You know, they've played these video games, and
I'm gonna blame a lot of thaton the video games. They played these
video games until they believe that ifthey shoot you and you die, you
can come back to life two moretimes. I ain't that funny. Where'd

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you get that from? Oh uh, Minecraft, War of the Worlds,
Whatever the hell the thing is,folks, y'all just need to chill out.
Biden, you need to go takecare of shit, and you need

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to stay off TI. You needto quit making stupid comments that you can't
back up, and you're gonna haveto get your people to fix And I'm
talking directly to you. If yougot something you want to say, come
and see me. I don't carewell, I might care. I don't

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know if I want a damn democratin my house, But come and see
me anyway. I'll meet you somewhere. We have a cup of coffee,
and I can tell you exactly howthe cow eat the cabbage. Most of
the time it used his mouth,but sometimes, you know, there's other
ways to do that, I guess. But you people got to understand this

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is you know, everybody's blaming Biden, everybody's blaming the shooters, everybody's blaming
everybody, But what is really happening. The first thing is war in Ukraine.
Just look at that for a second, and it's gonna be a short
second too. Foodin did that.He did it all by hisself. He

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thought he was gonna take Ukraine downin first ten days, and that didn't
happen. Are you people out therehollering for defund the police, why you

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just found out what happens when youdefund the place. They have no reason
to go out there and get theharmsway, so they let twenty one kids
die, well, nineteen kids andtwo adults die because they thought that it

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would never happen in their little town. I've been to you, Valdi Texas
and it is a little bit oftown. You'd never think that somebody would
do that shit. And I don'tknow what led to this kid crashing his
truck. What's that got to dowith him shooting twenty one people. Was

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he pissed off at the world becausehe crashed his truck? Was he drunk?
Was he hit? Nobody said anythingabout his state. Was he drunk,
was he high? Was he ondrugs? Did he have an accident?
And just go nuts? You know, there's a lot of things,
but the media is going to spendit however in the hell they wanted,

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and you people are going to eatit up like candy bars. Oh yeah.
Already go in places and when theystart talking about stuff they don't know
what they're talking about. I haveto leave. Just like when I talk
about stuff I don't know what I'mtalking about it I have to believe I

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can't do it. But the thingis, people remember, no matter what
in the world is going on,you are ultimately responsible. Now, if
you're trying to get your fifteen minutesof fame by going out and shooting somebody,

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well I sort of hope they takeyou out so you don't ever see
it. It's really sad. Youknow. I am the first one in
this world to tell you I don'tput up a bull crap, and I
don't. I don't agree with noneof the bullshit that's going on out there.

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I never have. When I letthe Marine Corps, you know what,
I told him, I will fightin the middle of the next war.
And it looks like I'm gonna haveto do that before long because people
are just getting down right stupid.If y'all are right there and you want

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to tell Biden something, tell Trumpsomething, tell anybody something. I don't
care. Say you're sorry for feelinglike a dummy or whatever, let me
know. I'll pass it on.But I'm gonna tell you this, This

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shooting stuff's gotta stop. It.Don't have nothing to you know. You
got the anti gun people going all. The government's got to do something.
If people are getting guns, well, I'll tell you what. I can
make a gun faster than you canban one. And go out here and
get me a damn steel pipe,put some gunpowder in it, some wadding.

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Oh, give me a rock andstick down in there and pack it
real tightening, light it up.Oh that's a cannon. Well, it's
a musket too, So tell thesepeople to stop this ship and everything will

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be okay. And if you don'tstop it, everything won't be okay.
This is it's your favorite friend.And then I don't know if I am
or not, don't care. I'mgonna go out here. I'm gonna see

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what's going on. Oh you gottahave a couple of gunshots going off.
Yeah, Oh yeah, that's it, folks. Until next time, y'all
love each other and quit all thisfighting and bickering and Biden, you get

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out there and do what you're supposedto do, or you're gonna be out
of office quicker than you got in, you think, and your your vice
president embarrassed. Just when she leftthe country, he'd go ahead and put
a collar on her and make sureshe stays home closely. He's gotten See

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now lately, I remember when shewould say something and mean it. Now
she says something and can't remember it. So y'all just go out there and
have yourself a good holiday, andlet's hope that China settles their ass.
Now Russia goes home and Ukraine getsto rebuild their country. And yes,

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I am a Republican and I don'twear a mask. So all you Democrats
out there, you know. Iasked a friend of mine the other day,
I said, how do you tell? He was from Minnesota, and
I said, how do you tellif they're Democrats up in Minnesota? He

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said, Oh, it's easy.They're wearing a mask. Yep, it's
easy, folks. And there aresome Republicans wearing masked, but not many.
And there are some people out therejust wondering what the hell is going

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on. I know, I wonderevery day when I wake up, I
look out the window, do Ineed to strap on a gun or what?
Because it's getting so stupid out therethat you don't even know. I
went through Chicago the other day.Now that's a scary thought. Let's go

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through Chicago. You're white, andyou go, what do you say that?
Are you racist? Well, no, I'm not racist, but ninety
percent of them are black. Ninetypercent of the people in that city are
black or some race other than white. And right now, Chicago has the

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highest murder rate than anywhere else inthe country. So yeah, I'm afraid
to go to Chicago. I don'tlike it. I don't want to have
to shoot my way out, Soy'all just keep on keeping on. And
I did this one live, sothat means I can't get rid of it.

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Ain't that a bit? Well,y'all, have a good day,
happy Memorial Day, or whatever dayit is, you know, y'all go
out and get in the pool,stuff yourself with barbecue and steaks and hamburgers
and hot dogs. Y'all just havea good old time, and maybe,

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just maybe the world will shut thehell up, so as I always say,
good afternoon in America, and havea wonderful day.