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Welcome, ladies and gentlemen to theCarl Maxwell Show, the place where you
can learn all kinds of things evenif you didn't want to, like for
instance, today, well actually tomorrowmorning, we'll be at this Highway seventy
one South flea market where we areevery weekend from six am till noon or
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whenever. And we got we stillhave some bicycles out there. We got
some TV surrounds so that you can, you know, get them speakers,
get that sound out of your TVthat you're expecting. I mean, all
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our stuff is half what it wouldcost you at store. We buy the
stuff. And right now we've gotsix many mouse bikes left. We've got
one blue twenty inch bike for boy. We got one girl bike, I
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mean no one green boys bike isI forget what they call them, twelve
fourteen inch like I said, sixof the mini mouse bikes. So hey,
we got it. If you wantit, we got it. And
we got four air conditioners, theroom type you know that you move around
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your house. We got some monitorsfor computers. We got the curve monitor.
We got the flat twenty thirty twoinch. So we got everything out
there if you can think of it. And you want to try it.
Well, we got it, andthen out there we have other vendors out
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there that have other things. Soyou need to come on out there.
The Highway seventy one South flea Market, it's seventy eight oh one Highway seventy
one. Now, those of youcoming out of Fort Smith, if you're
coming down seventy one South and youpass the truck stop, as soon as
you pass the truck stop, getin that left lane like you're going to
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get back up on the interstate.But don't do it. Go straight to
the end of that lane and takea left. That'll put you right there.
On the right hand side, you'regoing to see where tankers fill up,
and then right straight in front ofyou, you're going to see a
rock store. If you take thatroad to the left, you'll see all
the buildings out there. So we'regetting our Christmas stuff done where if you're
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if you are late getting your Christmasshopping done, you might want to come
out there and get it done becausethat's what we're here for. But with
that being said, just look atthe news today. Uh, nothing really
happened. I don't think Biden felloff any airplanes today. He might have,
but I haven't got that far yet. Let's see here, I'm going
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to look at our okay, well, let's see okay. Well, with
the war with Russia, Germany fearsdefensive position. Boy, I'll tell you
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what the people over there, Uh, they just say that they're fixing it.
Good direct, Yeah, excuse me, in case Russia does anything.
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See Joe Biden today, he toldCongress that US troops will be fighting Russians
if Congress doesn't give over sixty billiondollars to Ukraine. Uh, well,
I'm giving money to our people first. You know, we got homeless people,
and trust me, I see themevery day and I had to run
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them off. But you know,I understand that we need to help protect
these people. But we also gota We also got to take care of
ourselves. Let's see what else wegot in the news today. The center
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Leese is the most hostile uncontacted tribeon Earth. Well that's pretty cool.
They got one thing contacted yet.Oh right, and well, how will
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discover the black hole today? Andit twists a star into a donut?
Can you imagine that I got astar? It's twisted my donut on?
Yeah, that's not good. Oh. I don't know if y'all heard this
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or not today, but Biden sentan incoherent inflation tweet today. Let's see
what he had to say. Itmight be interesting. Let's see. Of
course, it's gone down to thirtytwo. I'm trying to find what he's
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tweeted. Oh oh, Biden tweetedtoday, give American consumers a break,
and I mean his government. Hispeople and government are raising the interest rates
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and everything else, causing inflation andhigher prices, and they're saying, we
need to give the American people abreak. Yeah, Joe, we know
you, and the hole's got togo. So let's see what else we
got here today is mh. Peopleare wondering why dinosaurs got so bid.
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Netflix has a big budget star.If they're gonna launch sooner this month,
well we've got to start in theconstellation O'Ryan. That's gonna vanish this week.
I have no idea why it's gonnavanish. Let's see next week.
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Tonight, sky will witness an extraordinaryastronomical event. The bet LUGEZ or whatever
the hell that is, one ofthe most luneous stars in the constellation ol
Ryan will temporary vanish from Bew.Can you imagine that one of the brightest
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stars just going dark for a littlewhile. Well that's the way. That's
all the news, folks. Thatmeans there wasn't much going on today on
a Saturday. I went to theparade over there in Van Buren, Wallago
and that was an interesting parade.I've never seen one like that. You
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had more people in private vehicles thanyou did float so I don't know,
but yeah, it's been a funday. How I'm really wanting y'all to
come out. This portion has beenbrought to you by who's been brought to
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you Old By Highway seventy one SouthLea Market. Y'all need to come out
there and so we can sell yousomething. I know. Ristmas is coming
and you're telling me that everybody hastheir Christmas gifts for people, Well,
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and that'll be remarkable on it becauseon Christmas Eve people are going to be
shuffling trying to find stuff, andall the good stuff's gonna be gone.
I'm telling you we're running out ofstuff pretty quick. So anyway, that's
what we're doing, folks. Iknow that the world is I'm sorry,
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I'm tired tonight, but you know. That's the way things are. Yes,
And here I am. I'm tryingto get signed in this morning because
of this afternoon, this evening,because here's what we're looking at. Well,
we got statistics, yes we do. We got everything. Well,
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people's actually been looking at this stuff. I mean, we're talking about stuff
that's older and hills. So let'stalk about some things real quick. Quote,
we're at it. What are wegoing to do if these government officials
biding Putin and all them other peoplewant to decide they want to start a
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war? Well, folks, mydeal is grab your guns and get ready,
because our government is not going tostop them from coming here. So
we'll have to deter them. We'lljust if they knock on the door,
we shoot first, ask questions later. That's the way it works, That's
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the way I work. Anyway,they don't want to come to my door
because I don't want them at mydoor. So I've had a six hundred
and thirty three percent increase in downloadsthis week this week alone, Wow,
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and I had This is the firstshow I've done in two years. How
about that, folks. But we'regoing to start doing one every day,
war two or three whatever it takes, because I think everybody needs to know
what the news is today. Wehave a bunch of crazy people walking around
the streets that don't know nothing,and the kids today don't know anything.
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So we need to educate them.And I do mean they need to be
educated then for the first thing.They need to be on this They think
that everybody owes them something. Iknow some kids right now the things that
my wife needs to take them everywherethey go. And we didn't have those
kids. She didn't have those kids. She was just nice to them once.
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And it's really gotten stupid lately.Can you imagine she's in the middle
of doing something and they call herand say, hey, I need you
to stop what you're doing and takeus over here so I can go to
the store. Stop what you're doing. We're having a birthday party. Stop
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what you're doing. Come and takeme to walmartin. We don't even live
in the same town as they do. So what do y'all think about that?
I know what I think about it. I think they are to go
jump in the river myself. Butyou know she says on oh they need
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help, Well, I need helptoo. I need people to stop and
think about other people. That's allshe does is think about other people.
So let's try to help out everybody. And if you don't know what you're
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doing, that's one thing, butto take advantage of people's kindness that's another.
So I'm going to tell you rightnow, we don't mind helping you,
but you got to help yourself.And if you can't help yourself,
well, I don't know what totell you, because we'll help you the
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first time, maybe the second,but we're not going to continue to do
it because you're too lazy and yourparents should have taught you what you need
to know. So please, weare here today and we're going to have
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a special guess up here in afew days. He seems to think I'm
funny. I don't know what hethinks I'm funny about other than I talk
about him a lot, but youknow, he's just one of them people
that you talk about. And thenhe comes in here and he's hilarious.
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He don't you know. His name'sJoke and old Joe. He's pretty good,
old boy. He's a real hardworker and he's come a long ways
from the last few months that Ican see. But I don't know,
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you know, I'm just one ofthem deals. Okay, folks, it's
time for me to go to It'spast my bedtime. I know it's only
eight o'clock at night, but Ialways get up early in the morning,
and then seven or eight I'm usuallyin better sleep. Yeah. I know,
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I miss all the night things,all the stupid things, the shootings
and all that good stuff that goeson in during the night. I miss
it all, but I don't reallycare, because you know what, I
wake up next morning feeling great.So, ladies and gentlemen, this is
the first of many, and Iknow this one was pretty boring, but
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I got to get back in theswing of things. So here we go.
Welcome to the Carl Maxwell Show,and we're gonna get it done.
We're gonna update everything, and we'regonna start it now. I have a
wonderful day. We'll talk to youtomorrow. Mmm. See, I gotta
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go over here. Oh yeah,it is I the way people know wh