The rant

The debate and much more

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Episode Transcript

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Good morning. It's a Carl nowfor a show boy. I tell you
what, if there's some gotakin showgoing this morning, you're going another man.
If you don't, you'll hate it. Oh well, we don't care
either way, and I'll give himmy cry and a hand down. Joy.

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Okay, ladies and gentlemen, let'sget this mess started today. Excuse
me, I need some coffee here. Okay. Last night was the big
debate between Trump and Biden. Onething I noticed that they kept attacking each

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other. But one thing I knowfor sure, Biden is a liar,
and I'll tell him that to hisdamn face. He said last night that
all Americans, nobody lost their doctors, nobody lost their medical plans. Well,
I'm one that did. I lostmy doctor, I lost my medical

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plan, and because I was free, white and twenty one, I did
not get Obamacare. Now, ifI wanted Obamacare, I could have paid
three four thousand dollars a month fora really cheap plan that had a copay
of about seven or eight hundred dollars. I don't think so. So,

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Biden, you need to get offyour damn line horse and go hiding back
in your basement. Then uh youknow, Trump was telling the truth about
everything that he said. Pretty much. There might have been a couple of
things he strayed from the point,but pretty much Biden lied about everything he

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said. You you gonna keep yourdoctor, You're gonna keep your medical plan,
You're gonna keep everything. Well,I was one of the millions,
I mean the millions that had agreat plan before Obama came along, and
Biden, you were part of it. You were all for it, and
now it sounds like you're still allfor it. You know, I'm not
planning on living in a socialist country, and I will be the first one

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up saying it's revolution time. Sohe goes, oh, yeah, you're
gonna wear a mask. You're gonnawear a mask. That's what it's gonna
take. We're gonna everybody's gonna weara mask, and we're gonna shut this
country down like it should be.Well, Biden, I got bad news

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for you there. I might bethe only outlaw left in this damn country,
but it's gonna take a hell ofa lot more than some stupid ass
to walk up there with a gunand a badge and tell me I'm gonna
put on a fucking mask that mightbe the cause of your World War three

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or your Civil war starting here,you go around telling people you must wear
a mask. I think that wasyour commercial, wasn't it. Oh you
will wear a mask. Yeah.I get to be president, and I'm
gonna raise taxes. Four hundred billiondollars is what we're gonna get. We're
gonna get more taxes out of youpeople. Now, let me ask you

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a stupid question, mister Biden.I got one for you. If nobody's
working wearing the hell are you gonnaget them taxes at that you're raising.
Uh you didn't think about that,did you. I was sitting there thinking
about all these things last night,and I just wanted to reach in that

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screen this life. You're silly becauseyou don't make any damn sense. And
I know I'm talking like this,All these black SUVs can show up at
my front doorstep. But you knowwhat, Uh, that just goes to

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show me that you're a criminal takingmoney from China and Iran and all those
other places through your son. Andthen said, I didn't do it.
My son did it, But Ididn't do it. Yeah you did.
You took it from your son.Yeah, I'm not a political person,

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and I don't give a damn butI'm gonna tell you this. I know
a liar when I see one,and I guarandamn tell you, if y'all
elect Biden, you are screwed.I am too, but I'm making plans
for it. And if Biden getselected, I damn sure hope everybody's got
plans for it. All these peoplegoing about BLM BLM, you're damn right.

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Belt loops do matter and BMT bucklesmatter too. But you know this
bullshit about uh, black lives matter, black lives matter, Well, y'all
better stop and smell the fucking roses, because you know what matters. People

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matter. I don't care what coloryou are. Everybody matters. You know,
everybody matters until you mess with myfamily, and then you don't matter
at all of me. So justkeep that in mind. I had a

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girl the other day and it wasa black lady, and we were at
Walmart. Ain't that funny? Wewere at Walmart. That's a good start
of a good joke, isn't it. And I was walking up to pay
for my gas so I could getsome and she had already paid for it.
She walked right in front of meand stopped, and she says,

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I'm walking in front of you,And I just looked at her and said,
do I give a fuck? No, I really don't go away.
And that's the way you just treatignorant people like that. You don't really
care, go just get the hellout of the way. Now, people

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gonna say, oh, that's racist. No, I didn't take a damn
gun out and shoot her between theeyes. I told her to get the
fuck out of the way. Thatwould have been racist. People. You
got to understand, I don't havetolerance for ignorance. I don't have tolerance

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for stupid people, and there's alot of them in this world. So
I try to stay by myself becauseI know that that this would be a
really bad situation. I know it. You know it. Everybody knows that

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old McDonald had a farm, andhe knew it too. So anyway,
let's get back to this debate lastnight. Uh, I don't know,
you know it don't sound like itwas really a debate. Sounds more like

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each other trying to see who hadthe biggest, you know, sausage in
the game. Because I'm gonna tellyou right now, I gave more money
to black colleges than anybody since AbrahamLincoln. That's wonderful, But what are

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you gonna do for him? Now? And then Biden go, well,
I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'mgonna. And then Trump asked him says,
well, you know you was inoffice for eight years? What did
you do? I can show youwhat I did. What did you do?
Why? I wasn't the president thenI was a vice president. Well,

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the vice president is there to advisethe president. And you just didn't
want to do nothing. You justwanted to get paid for four years to
sit there and say you have atitle. Now, what do you think
about a man that's been in politicsfor forty seven years and hadn't done a

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damn thing. I mean, Trump'sa businessman. He's been in the limelight
for three and a half years,and he's done a hell of a lot.
Everything he said he is going todo, he didn't be it right
and wrong? He did it.Now, what kind of person would you
vote for? I'm gonna vote forthe damn person that said I'm gonna do

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this, and does it be itright or wrong? He did it.
I don't I'm not a socialist.I'm not for that socialist idiot that goes
over and says, oh, Iwant Nancy Pelosi, I want Hillary Clinton.
I want this I don't even knowwhat her name is, running vice
president for him, but running somepaper on her and it sounds like she's

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a communist. We're gonna take yourmoney away, we're gonna raise your taxes.
I guess what, folks, youshould have been You shouldn't have been
so stupid. You should have justwent with Trump because I'm gonna take every
damn thing you got. That's thepeople that were running against or he's running

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against. I'm not running against anybody. I'm running against the idiots. I'm
running against the people that's not gonnabe prepared, and it's gonna come to
me when shit hits a fan,I just use their bodies as sandbags,

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I guess. But don't start thiswar yet. I ain't got enough ammunition
for this shit. I'm just tellingy'all you need to get your shit ready.
If you're gonna vote for Biden,you better get ready. Unless you're
like these college kids and saying thatsocialism is Facebook snapchat TikTok. I don't

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know. I do know that socialismhas nothing to do with any of that.
What it has to do with isyou gonna have people up there with
lots of money telling you, well, everything should be equal. Everybody should
have the same you should have thesame health care, you should have the

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same amount of money. You shouldlive in the same slums. And then
you get out of town where theslums are, and you look up there
on top of the hill and allthem rich people up there, look at
all them dumbsuckers down there. Yeah, that's the way that works, people.
Socialism is not everybody is equal.Socialism is I'm the elite and you

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ain't shit, and you're gonna livelike it. You ain't gonna get nothing.
We're gonna rashing the food to youwalmarts. Oh yeah, bye,
God there, communists. I gearingdown to you. First thing happens when
this pandemic hit, Well, weneed to rash in Hamburger meet. That's
what the poor people eat. Weneed to ration that shit. You can't

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have no cleaning supplies. We gotto use them in our store. Screw
you, yep, unfortunate ladies.Gentlemen, this thing has some adult language
in it, So if you're notan adult. I turned my ears off
because you know, I'm just fedup with the bullshit. I say that

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Biden needs to go put his headback in his basement. Might even close
door on it two a three times. See if he knocked some sense into
his self. He needs to goback in his basement and sit there for
the next forty years and then comeout and see what happened. And I'm

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gonna tell you people something and it'snot it's like this. Do you think
for one minute that the American peopleare gonna sit back and let one of
those idiots up there take their freedomsaway. They've seen what happened to Russia.

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They've seen what happened to communists China. Oh guess what. Oh yeah,
that's right. The kids is livetoday, haven't seen none of that
shit. Well guess what they're gonnalearn real quick. And the thing is,
they're calling all those people down herein the South stupid. Look at

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that dumb motherfucker over there. Hegot even guns and lots of bullets.
You know why, because we're notgonna let the government tell us how to
run our lives. We're gonna runour lives. We're gonna do what we
need to do when we need todo it, no matter what. And
if the government says, oh,you can't go outside, well if I

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have to shoot my way out,then I will. I am done with
the government trying to tell me howto live my life. And I don't
need no damn Joe Biden sitting upthere, You're gonna wear a mask the
whole time you're outside. You knowwhat, That damn fresh air is what
keeps you alive. Oh but thevirus is everywhere. Well, guess what.

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If it's everywhere, I've already beenexposed to it, probably already had
it, probably got immune to it. I don't know. All I know
for sure is I'm not going tohave no damn government tell me what to

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do. If I have to gooff the grid, and so be it.
But beware, if you force meoff the grid, don't come looking
for me, because I will takeyou out. So with that being said,

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let's get onto some lighter things likethe debate last night. I was
not impressed with the way when Iasked Donald Trump what he he would do
if he had four more years,Well, I was I have done,
Donald. They didn't ask you thatthey said, what would you do?

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Joe Biden knew what he'd do,even though he was lying. There's a
couple questions that neither side answered.They were too busy killing each other.
I can sum up the whole debatein a couple of words. Biden,

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you've done nothing for forty seven yearsbut talk, and that's what you did
last night. Trump you've been inoffice three and a half years and you've
done more than any president that I'veever known. When you said you'd do
something, you did it. Sotherefore, Trump, you get my vote.
Even though you're not a good debater, I mean, you're a good

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I don't know what you're good at, but you're good at business. You're
good at telling people exactly what youthink, which is something that we need
out here. I know everybody wantsto ride when somebody says what they think.
But guess what, people we don'tcare. Why don't y'all go get

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in the basement with Biden if that'sthe kind of deal you want to do
right now, because I don't wantit, and I'm sick and tired of
people threatening people because they don't agree. If you don't agree, oh well,

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don't worry about it. Let themgo do their life. You live
your life, and everybody will befine. Won't We just divide the country
and have twin North and South again. We send all the bidy support orders
up there North up there by Washington, d C. And then we have
a Southern convention down here, anduh, what we can do to ensure

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that there's no antimosity between the two. We divide the nuclear weapons up some
in the North, some in thesouth. That way there will be no
war. If there is, therewill be nothing. Oh and yeah,

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that's right. The Canadian Accord.Everybody remember the Canadian Accord where Obama signed
a deal with Canada. Has said, oh, if we have a civil
war, because I think we're goingto because of a race war thing going
on, we have a civil war. No, we want you to come
down here and break it up forus. Obama, That just goes to

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show how dumb you actually are.And if Biden is for that, he's
dumber than Obama. Because here's whathappens in the civil war. The North
and the South of us. Theyare fighting, We're kicking ass each other's
ass, that is, and thenall of a sudden, here comes the

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little Canadians in their little red uniformsand they running down the hill going did
it do do? We're coming tobreak you up. And guess what,
everybody stops fighting each other, turningaround and they run Canada back to their
fucking country. Yep, we're crazythat way, and then we start fighting

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again until we get to shit straight. But here's the thing, there's no
need to fight. All you peoplethat want Biden. If Trump gets elected,
just pack up your shit and gogo to Russia, Go to China,

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go to Iran. We don't carewhere you go. Just go.
Now, if Trump gets elected,all the rest of us make sure our
houses are in order and we haveenough ammunition to stop the bullshit. And

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I'm not saying go out there startshooting people. I'm saying, when they
come to your house, go aheadand take them out. I don't care
if you take them out to dinner. I'm just telling you this stuff has
to stop. You know, wedo have a socialist problem coming if we
get Biden. And I'm I wentto the Marine Corps so I could stop

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that shit long before most of y'allwere born, way before they had home
computers. I guarantee you that waybefore anything else happened. So here's the

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thing, folks, I want y'allto get your stuff together. I want
you to think about how this isgoing to go, and please stop the
bullshit. Let's just go vote whoevergets it one side or the other.

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Then the other side that the sidethat losers, knows what they gotta do.
And I'm not telling you to goout there and start shooting people.
No, that's not the thing I'mtelling you. I'm telling you beware because
here's the thing. Here's my philosophy. And I don't know if it's gonna

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happen, but this is what Iactually think. If Trump gets it,
we're gonna have a race war.Yep. That's sad, ain't it.
But if Biden gets it, we'regonna have a civil war because Biden's gonna
put the clamps on everybody. Itdon't matter what race you are. He's

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gonna tell you're gonna keep your assat home, you're not gonna go outside,
and if you do, you betterwear a mask because if you don't
wear a mask, I'm gonna havepeople come and put you in jail.
And then that's gonna start the otherside because then the black people are gonna
go, oh, my god,see what I'm talking about. Then why
people trying to put us in jailagain? Now you voted for that Turkey

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and that's exactly what he wants.He wants everybody to buy to him because
he's the Biden. Oh we heardabout the Biden playing. Yeah, we're
gonna give the best health care inthe world. We're gonna decide whether or
not you live or die. Howold are you? That should not make

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a difference, but in Biden's mindit does. But if that's the case,
now here's what gives me. Allthese people believe in in euthanizing old
folks and them some bitches are olderthan anybody. So why don't we euthanize
him first? I didn't think aboutit. We could do them on national

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TV. What are you thinking aboutthis? What's happening? I'm just telling
you, folks, this is howstupid your government is. People in you
that wants to be your president wantsto be a socialistic country that everybody knows

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doesn't work. It didn't work inthe past, And then you get All
it does is give people think Igot power, I can take over the
world. I can do this.People tell them to shut up. Unlet's
get on with the light the dealof living. It don't matter what color

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you are. It don't matter whatrace you are. But I am going
to tell you this because I believeit. And if you don't get to
hell out of my country, Idon't care. If you're black, you're
not African American. What have youbeen to Africa? Your ancestors came from

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Africa hundred years ago, But didyou go to Africa? Now, if
you've been in Africa and you claimthat country as and you've got citizenship,
then then you're African American. Butuntil then you're just plain old damn American.
And that's the way you need tolook at it, because as long
as you don't think you're an American, you ain't gonna get shit. You're

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not Latino American. There is nosuch thing. If you're Latino, you
need to take your ass back acrossthe border and get over into Latino Land.
You're either American or you're something else. And if you're something else,
I think you might be a spy. You might have to get to tell
out of my country. Anyway,You're not Iranian American. You're not Afghan

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American, although Afghans are pretty coolbecause you know they're neat blankets, but
you're not. You're not. You'reeither American or you're something else. And
if you're something else, can alot of my country. I don't need
you here. And I know somebody'sgonna sit there and say, what the
hell is he talking about? Hedon't know? We Yeah, I do.

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I've got a little Irish blood,a lot of Irish blood. I
got some German and some American Indian, so I could be a Germanian American.
See, just because you're a littledarker than everybody old when they call

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it black, just because you're that, don't mean you came from Africa.
You know, they called America themelting Plight for a reason. Everybody has
sex in this country. And nowmost of the time when young kids don't
give damn what color it is,as long as it's got a hole in
the poles, and hell, we'regonna do it. So ye'hall just have

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to remember this is not a racistthing. I'm not racist. I don't
give a damn what color you are. You're Americans until you prove different.
So let's stop all the bullshit,all the burning, all the right.

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Quit trying to cook your cops,you know, unless you're gonna eat them.
That might be funny. You know, my girlfriend, my well told
me one time, she said,don't bring nothing home I can't cook or
play with And I picked up thisgirl hitchhiking one day and I had to

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stopped by the house and I said, honey, I brought something home.
Please don't cook her, but youcan play with her if you want to.
So, people, you're just again, that's what you are. You're
just people. You go, ohmy god, what you're just people.
I don't care what color you are. Your people. And if you're not

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people, that means you're an animal. And if you're not an animal,
then we need to get rid ofyou one way or the other because you're
from outer space. And uh,this this planet's not ready for aliens,
trust me, because y'all don't evenknow what socialism is. And I guarandamn
tell you it is not Facebook,Snapchat or any of that other garbage you

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see on the internet. So,folks, I've been excuse me, I've
been rambling here Now twenty eight minutesand four second hold on now, Calm

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down, people, Calm down down. Didn't know you're gonna get all excited.
I looked at the clock. Now, the weather forecast for a day
is it's gonna get cold and it'sgonna rain. That's what they tell me.

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Anyway, I want to hear itout there now. But anyway,
lass and gentlemen, I'm gonna getoff here. I'm gonna stop rambling.
I just want you to do onething, and one thing only. Remember
you are people. You're not AfricanAmericans, You're not you know, be

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up black. Black lives don't matterunless all lives matter. And remember I
am one hundred percent for BLM,which means belt loops matter. Boy.
I tell you what, if youlearn to pull your pants up, put
a belt on, look like adecent human being, and go in there

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and apply for a job, Ibet you'd get one. And that goes
for the white guys too. That'sgot the damn pants down below their ass.
That is the stupidest thing I everseen. Oh that was a prison
thing. But you guys think you'rein prison? Is that what the deal
is? M I gotta shut upnow because if I don't, I'm gonna

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go off on another rent, andI don't want to have time to do
that. They limit me to thisstuff, and so I'm going to get
off here. Y'all have a goodday, and remember vote for the one
you think shit would do the bestjob. But just remember you've had one
that's in there for forty seven yearsand hasn't been able to do anything,

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and you've got one to spend therethree and a half years that's done everything
you said did do, be itright or wrong, whether you like it
or not, that's exactly what's happening. So y'all have a good day.