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August 19, 2025 • 54 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Well, well, well, I wanted to make sure I had
time to do my show today. Tomorrow is my doctor's appointment,
and I don't know if I get home in time
to do the show. If I do, we'll do a
hag if I'm a lead or something bitch for radio
whatever for the other thing. But anyways, I figured, what
the hell, let's do the NFL on Tuesday so I

(00:22):
can take my time and talk to you guys. My
name is Jeff and this is the National Fix A
Facial FAMI League, and we're live from the great state
of Minnesota. It is a rare Tuesday edition. Excuse me, damn,
hang on, excuse me, Hang on a second. I gotta
stop it for a second. Maybe go we're back. They
can stop it and start it the old one. I couldn't,

(00:44):
so sorry about that. But anyways, we had decided to
stop it there for a moment, apologize. All of a
sudden it had some meat. But like I said, nineteenth
day of August twenty twenty five, turn the sixty three
last week, my dog, Chloe Dog, which would have been
seven on the twenty ninth, bou because my brother the

(01:05):
bitch turns sixty five on the twenty seventh in the
Great State of Minnesota. The weather has been somewhat pretty nice.
It's been it rained over the weekend. It poured Saturday morning,
had poured, I mean down too many apples. Looked like
Hurricane Katrina. It was unbelievable. But any ways, anyhows hung

(01:29):
the hell are you me? I'm puting wonderful and delicious,
getting closer and close to week one. I know the
preseason have been well at it, and uh, you know,
as long as no one gets injured, it's all I
ever cared about. I just hope you know. I don't
want someone to blowing out knees. And I see the
cockroaches with what's his name about the Michigan Wolverines, the

(01:49):
cheating stne I had expense to well and be like
her being a bull girl and all she's standing next
to the head coach. It's long he can cheat as
long as you don't get caught, right, bitch plays. But anyways,
I don't know, It's just whatever.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
But.

Speaker 1 (02:04):
Where's kind of I do put some of my videos
up on over on Lovely and Talented from my adventure channel.
I put them up on Lovely and Talented, Rumble and
put them over there. But anyways, go to the NFL news.
But anyways, as I speak to the down low, we
always appreciate all the military of the Air Force, all

(02:25):
the branches. Appreciate you guys very very much, all you
guys do out there. And we always September first, nineteen
thirty nine, the war started and they hapitulated September second,
nineteen forty five the Japanese and between this from the
next of they store on the beaches, snapped the next
to gound they fee the Jews. And we also we

(02:46):
have we had forgotten war in Vietnam with some people
on YouTube what they went through and people losing their arms,
their legs, everything else. Fifty two thousand plus. A lot
of people lost their lives in these wars for whatever
forgotten Vietnam, Am, Afghanistan, Desert Storm. I truly appreciate you
guys wherever you're listening. If you have a militiman forces,

(03:09):
tell me to thank you. And I appreciate this was
this country I've never served. I would do it. If
you know the movie read the original version, read down,
don't watch second one. I was embarrassed, just like the
hills have eyes do the original. I like, hey, okay,
trying to club back. I got a lot of ab
the kids. There's a couple of kids that were like,
let's say, fifteen or fourteen whatever. Along the way we
talked with you'd find a comment and denominator and we

(03:31):
would talk about movies with a couple were really good enough.
Movies are like fourteen or fifteen. They were really good
at movies. A couple of kids I knew and we
were talking with Hills to h he's like fourteen and
was going vacation with his parents to Arizona. And I
told her about the movie and he went, he goes,
oh my god. And then I tell what hell bomb?
Where that was? Help? What the hell? That one was called? Hell?
Raised her? The kid goes, you said, have told about

(03:53):
that movie? I couldn't sleep. But he saw. He went
and saw the first one and then Pumi vacation and
I later on, I don't know if you saw the
second with the first of the best and Red Dawn.
If that happened, I would take care of that problem.
Men and women in blue goblins looking class balls the
side of oak trees. It's the air Force, the Army
and the Marines and the Navy and the Merchant's got

(04:13):
coast Guard that are in an uniform. We thank you
so much for the services. Fine fine country without you
a little nothing at all. We always appreciate all you
guys do out for it, you know, like I said,
And everybody's working hard in this country, working hard for us.
Appreciate bringing the load. You see something saying, you know,
like a cop what we say I always call a crackhead.
It's not that tough to step up and see something

(04:37):
help out in your community. Like I said, if fun
was if fun was illegal, I would have been arrested
a long time ago and found me as much fun
and I was. You know, boy scouts, bring the Catholic
churches to the ground. Would you shout? And the shower
pins say God shouting the shower pens say it? Okay,
boy scouts, problem with that behavior. Our kids are our future.
I mean, like I said, a great time be to

(04:58):
roll model my nieces, a nephews and also create and
as a referee and a head coach and just a
basic neighborhood where I live. It's a great thing to
have be a positive role model within children's lives. So
not that tough. But you don't like two men having sex.
I get it. You can't watch two women and not
a very Christian thing to be doing when you're watching
two men having sex, okay, and they're watching two women,

(05:20):
So okay, put a conto mom with the TL pills
that we're asking prevent a trap. He's gonna reading the penis.
Just we don't I mean, don't use abortion for for
birth control and uh that's all theays two A lot
of Christmas babies from spring break. Unfortunately, we have fresh
meat coming into freshmen's out there. You women out there,
men out there, protect the women that are being taken

(05:42):
advantage of. Be a man, say hey, listen, you're drunk.
Let's take her back to her place. You see someone
take advantage of a woman in the college, just step
up because a lot of rape culture in colleges. Like
it or not, it's true and so but good you
are your choices and left on with poor people. I
don't want them. Want people could be Okay, get out
and vote whatever it may be, have adult time, and

(06:03):
I'm not I don't like the hunch donal jay. I
don't only care forty fifth forty seventh, I don't care
if being like or not like, the guy doesn't pay
his bills, could bit developed judicated rapists and don't trick
and drive. Please call some murder someone, And I said,
my independent republic in Middle America, I cannot calluish anybody.
Probably lost some new abuse because of my stance, but
I'm not a free to die. My feet will not
live at my knees. I live out of the bridge

(06:24):
with money instead of on top of no money. With money,
you know. So let's look at where you guys all
came in from. And you appreciate people coming in. And
we're going to erode to the sixtieth in MCALLI looking
forward to that. And did my picks last week? All
this stuff last week? They did the predictions on my

(06:45):
birthday and that's got fifty eight that can let me
see if there's maybe as late. So yeah, they've been
they've been getting all week long and it's got fifty
eight downloads and that can behavior so cruising. Why long?
And I appreciate all the sources that come in in
the last three days. It's just been a little under

(07:05):
three forty. I just get a lot more way back when.
But I think I don't talky fans football in this podcast,
you guys know, and it listens to me from day one.
I don't excuse my microphone. I will swear we have
a good time, but it'll put names back of sweaters jerseys.
So the guy work at about NFL and he let
me do us eighteen years. I said, I've been talking
football and I said, I like it. I like hockey
too well. I heard or Cast, Sprinkerspocker Sprocker Cast, pod Beeing, Samari,

(07:29):
Apple Podcast, Chrome, Apple Core, Alexa Media, Tesla Motors makes
me laugh and I don't know that how that came in.
Appreciate Tesla, Sam Sung, Browser, Okay, Spotify and then Firefox.
Thank you so much. You guys see locations usual, and
I'd say it's Canada, Mexico and New Kingdom, Australian and Zealand,

(07:51):
Sweden and Brazil. Sweden. I'm a Swedeen Stockholm County. I'll come,
and Stockholm and so on on, come get me, I'll come.
I've been begging able to take me to Australia or
New Zealand. Next that Australia's New South Wales. So you
need to have your own Sydney and intellect. You need
to have your own. Uh maybe out there and then Australia,

(08:11):
Wonder Hussy. They took her phone, behalf of me. Talk
to the government. She was down by some area, wonder
Husty Adventures. They took her phone. We'll give back to her.
So if anybody knows in Australia I need a favor,
get her phone back, Okay, tell them it's cow pot.
If you know I've been in the government, go talk
to about wonder Hussey. If Sarah Jane what her last
name is. They took her phone because she was taking

(08:32):
pictures of something, get her phone back. It's stupid. Give
it back to her. It's all I'm asking. In Australia,
know its the government, Just get it. I tell them
NFL podcast got it done for her. It's all asking.
It's stupid. It took her phone because she was in
area and no one's look at the phone. Give back
to her. I get you the wrong spot, find her
whatever whatever. I don't know, but England, you guys have

(08:52):
been around not in ham London and why too as well.
I'd love to go with someplace where like like Greece.
Someone knows they're going, so like I said, Australia or
Kingdom or any of these foreign countries, even Canada, Canada.
I want to go to Canadas, may watch the Montreal
Canadians play the maple leafs Ontario. You guys are to Toronto,
Saint Cathar's Hamilton. We need we need to buy the football.

(09:14):
It's all I'm saying. Montreal. I want to go there.
Somebody too as well, g Ontario. And then they go
to go to forty teams and have nine man football,
forty teams for that for feeder program, nine man football
arena style, win a peg four times, Thank you so much.
The United States of America, well the usual. I mean,

(09:36):
it's just a whole bunch. He goes all the way
down to West Virginia, South Carolina. Still have not had
South Carolina, only had one time there. What's called South Carolina.
Don't think he's wrong with you, guys. Golds were mocking.
Do We'll see if anybody knows I've been in South Carolina.
They gotta say you. I want you to get on
his South Carroll ip. Okay, and see if anybody else
is listening. Okay, tell your buddies in South Carolina to

(09:58):
give me an ip else are crying. Goldsburg is North Carolina, Makeysville, Florida,
Jacksonville home of Motley Hatchett and and uh Leonards skinnerd
It's just a tribute band. It's all that is. Tampa,
Linald lakes in New York, New York, North Towanda three times,

(10:20):
New York Centerville and Rochester, Brooklyn, Okay, Georgia. You got Texas,
San Antonio. You need a football team fort Worth two,
poor Diary, the Devil, Jims Shuler red whole bunch of Texas.
California usual is Glen Torra, San Francisco, by the by area,
San Diego, Cowporterproof Mission, Pacific Beach go there, South Lake

(10:41):
Tahoe and Lake Forest. I appreciate all all the ips
they come in. And Texas, Seattle Emerald City five times.
You guys are gonna you guys are gonna be win
that division. You just might get the NFC. I like
your Corby. They should kept here in Minnesota because it's
gonna suck. Should have kept Donald Duck Pascal Rochester Olympia

(11:01):
Beer one two. I remember seeing the brewery up of
the hill, but jove Tom, it was really cold. It
was cool to see it, Nevada state Line, Reno, Utah,
saw Lake down the Valley, Bouinville, and then we get
to North Dakota's Dickerson. You got three times one two
three Minnesota Kamps of Minneapolis, Canyon and Mound across the
boarder Withiscony Water Town of Vernona. In the Ohio was

(11:23):
the usual. Columbus Powell, Cincinnati, Cleveland, Hampton, and Dan And
if Cincinnati wins for Cleveland the super Bowl, the burn
down that city, all four corners, New Excello, Santa Fe, Denver,
Hiding and nam Wood. But I thank you so much
everybody that comes in, and I with the usual, Iowa Underdale, Urbandale,
you come in all the time in Missouri, Saint Louis. Anyways,

(11:45):
thank you very much everybody that comes into the podcast.
I appreciate very very much. Let's see if Ted they're
talking it. I had him on the other day. I
think I did the last show for a little did
I not? I think I did. Let's see if I
get Ted on before we hit done. We started talking football,
Ted the talking head. Let's see be's available.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
To kill k.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
We'll see if he's available. Maybe not? Nope, No, Ted
the talking head. It's too bad'll bebe. We get ted
the talking head on. But you can't always get what
you want, I say, right, So anyways, a lot of

(12:40):
preseason games going on, behavior going on. Like I said,
as long as there's no injuries, you know, to me,
it's just let's have the time of our lives. Right,
Let's let's have some fun and let's not get hurt
or whatever else. And we can have fun here and
no one gets there unasking. But it's just now he's

(13:02):
you know, but turns that injury writers series. Let's see it.
Let me see NFL, let me see, let me see
red zone, and I one D I don't what the
hell is this all about? So let's look at Sunday's
red zone. The Dolphins won twenty four to seven. Of
the moat were their city kitties. That was Week two.

(13:26):
And then we have the Panthers in Texas twenty three.
We made Peenis Packers one of the colds. Twenty nineteen
in town here, down town Minneapolis, and thought it was
twenty to twelve. Patriots beat the Vikings. I saw him
bringing there, bringing them in as an escort. Brown's twenty
two thirteen Jack How seventeen all with the Sissies Late slate,

(13:53):
let me see Doom, Doom, Doom, Doom, Titans and Falcons
twenty twenty, Seahawks thirty three sixteen, Fortune Cookies twenty thirteen,
thirty one thirteen, over my Lovely and Talented Minnesota, I
mean the Dallas Criminals cockroaches lost the Raccoons twenty three,
twenty two, Vagina Giants thirty one twelve with the Candy

(14:17):
s Jets seventeen fourteen with the Pittsburgh Pansies, Pencil Dick
and the Denver Burritos A beat the Cardinals so so
that they have all the well the other replay on
you can go. But that's kind of the preseason behavior.
So let me see see NFL, and then let's see

(14:46):
on information here. Let's go back to bump ump bump,
d dun dum. Let me see NFL. So let's see here. Now,
I've read somewhere that Shredder might be getting released. I
think that's just fear mongering, bere mongering, I think for
them to release. So I don't I don't know, I

(15:08):
don't know. We'll see what happens here, I mean, I
don't know, maybe if he's two quarterback, have you hatun
be a good quarterback. It's about a system. It's all
it's all about. I mean again Tambart, you know, I
mean it is what it is. You know with him,
you know it's you know he was successful because they
built around him. You know, it's always to it. But
assistant she and Brandon Brown appreciate trade interest but no,

(15:31):
but is it New York Ti Well? I mean, I
don't mind. The foodstealer could have been a great quarterback.
Same thing with what's his name key at the same time,
but uh, the foodstealers. If you put him in like
in the first game, he'll he'll look like a Hall
of Famer, but then the next game he's You're guaranteed
a couple I in ties. So if you ever have him,

(15:54):
let's to say, you want to pick a team, You're
gonna go Parley Card and you in Las Vegas and
it's a Giants playing a team that can be take him.
Next game, bet against him because you know we see
he he'll do a come out and have the food
sal would have the best thing, and then he'll just
screw himself. So that's usually what happens. I see Indiana
Jones is going to be the quarterback for the Indianapolis

(16:20):
Cracker Jacks, but over the quitter Anthony Richardson Tony Pollino
week one. So I must be really Anthony must be
really the quarter must be really really bad that he's
being replaced. No, Daniels almost another good quarterback. I don't
think he's I don't think he's just like food stealer.

(16:41):
He's just not very He's just he has all the
ability to be a great quarterback. He's just too stupid,
I think, just just like I think Winston is stupid,
can't read defenses, and he throws the ball. He got
a great gun, better than I could be. But he's
just too stupid, just like Vinnie Teste. Verity was stupid,
dude all the time. He throwed a triple coverage. I
get it, you know, I mean, what's it in trying
to do all the time the gun slinger for the

(17:02):
Green may Peant Brett Fob you know, mister pill popper.
He would do it all the time. He got to
throw it in there jam and crawl throw it across
his body, and he was just he was just stupid.
But uh you know, Daniel Jones and my brother. You know,
it happens in those cracker jacks, just like with the
bold faced liar, you know, and pencil Dick. You know,
I was telling you how today, I said, you know,

(17:23):
they call him on ninth three X. You know we're
going to State Fair on Friday. You know. It's just
it's this behavior that goes on with this, you know,
with that stuff. And it's like, come on, man, dude,
you know he's they keep changing quarterbacks over and over
since Tom Brady left New On Teep partiers. But I mean,
I I forget who's with it with with the candy
sar Jets. I really do it with with the Vagina Giants.

(17:44):
I know it's I know the giants, it's food stealer
and it's human soccer ball. And I think, who's with
the Jets now? I can't remember if it's if I
can't read so many anymore. You just don't mean because
he's moving around so much. I mean, you know that
will Bear was Cincinnat's sisters, and even he's got the
big old you know he's gonna start for them. I think,
you know, whatever his you know, but who knows? I mean,

(18:08):
it's just nonstopp You know, you've got Garfield with the
Morsity kiddies, You've got the stiff down there with the
uh the Raccoons. You know, I was I was listening
speaking at quarterbacks. I was listening to somebody with Fabio
for the jack Offs. You know how many offensive coordinators.
I like to listen that morning show. He's like his
name is, but we get syndicated through US. I missed

(18:29):
the old syndication. There was a guy who was a
whose name was, who was a big Steelers fan, and
seven days the Cowboys lose again. It was back. That's
what he has motivated me to be what I'm doing
with you guys, just talking football, and it was fun.
And Scott around the bench cover he was pretty good
because he was the voice for the for the hockey team.

(18:50):
What do you call the hockey team again, the Thrashers.
So I saw baseball my one of the three two teams.
Just move Tampa and both floor teams move from Tampa
up to up to up to uh Nashville. Okay, just
do that and put the inn tween Charlotte and be
down that. I saw that you can't expand like football.

(19:13):
Like I said back Temple, like you can build a team.
Hockey obviously did that with the Nevada Silver Minors, right
and pumpkin ball, you can do a point baseball. It's
all about the arm strength and getting based, and you
just don't have that ability and it takes a long
time to build a team. But again, I'll just see
forty teams in the naturally fixed league sixteen weeks. Again

(19:34):
we don't need if we don't need seventeen weeks. We
just need to bring eight teams in and then you
have an extra week of playoffs. Like I said, would
you rather see an extra week of playoffs and have
eight teams right now and one place eight so on
and so forth to out of each division, or would you
rather see eighteen Well, the seventeenth game on eighteen week,
it doesn't mean anything. What would mean? Do you mean

(19:55):
that you would be the would be first week of playoffs,
which would be one play eight, so on, so forth,
And then that's what you do. And that's the way
I look at I want to see we see it
either that's bs you get in. I'll bets are off.
I don't care what your record was. I don't care
if you were better than the division you go on
there won win. Took it to that whining and behavior
going on out there. It's like quit changing rules. You

(20:15):
know it's because you don't like it. You know. No,
it's his name. Danny Green was one who whined about
people celebrating the end zone. Well then don't let scoreing
and it won't celebrate obviously do it. I don't want it.
I mean it'd be like, what's him hand the football?
Like you've been there before, right, It's like not a
big deal. But I really starting to the NFL roster
cuts tracking player really so ahead of twenty five roster deadline.

(20:40):
Oh yes, it's gonna be in the cow of the East.
It looks like I did not play where he was waived.
His names were back to the team's list wide receiver
Prem thro This is Buffalo on dying whatever. And you
see a NFC North nothing yet South Houston, Tacos jack Offs,

(21:04):
n MC East. Let's see nothing with the Cowboys yet.
So I thought, what's his name? My my belot bit Cowboys.
He's the thing going on with Jerry Jones, Jerry Jones
and the shaggy spishal. I wanna by his plays. I want,
I don't want good. You can do but it, but uh,

(21:30):
let me see what's coming up here on let's go
over to uh yeahhoo dot com. Let's go yeah, let's
look at to what we have here for Uh. The
attention of civil disobedience by Texas them is sleeping at
the state capital. Just distreen behavior is dumb, waste good suffering.

(21:52):
I don't get it. Jerry Jones made it clear to
the Cowboys fans you're living in in his world. Well, yeah,
it's obituary first, to keep telling you, guys that I
keep telling you as Cowboys in person had ready to
head for divorces trade. The guy get some before I
get it. It's too bad man to help a player,
I see it. But he doesn't deserve to play with
the Cowboys because Jerry's a tink doesn't deserve to it.

(22:13):
So he got out for the remainder of the season
after suffering a knee injury. Sophie the Blonde, the hot babe,
the Lipps sick lesbian. What oh that's too bad? Running
ponytails wnba ah, you know that's too bad. He's a hot, hot, hot,
hot piece of that hass. A hot mass too as well.
I've always been seeing running ponytails and it was football league.

(22:34):
But I Blowys said they get in the paint and
use the backboard and they played basketball. Well he played.
I've been saying that for forever. You know, I'm not
saying I like it. It's on TV. I watch it.
They don't push it out, push it out and rain
three pointers all day long. So I like one, two, three, four, five,
you know. But John Willen, I was from the NBA
pump after eleven season. I gave everything. That's the good

(22:54):
long lear But Sophie to me, looked real quick. I
know it is, but has been said I've had. So
we're gonna go over the past weeks a quarter of
black overtime. We've heard article one time about girls women
in their knees, because it's some lady girl here ended
up a while ago. She's by now grown as a woman,
but she had two acls. How they stand and how

(23:14):
they jump up and down. They have one knee problem
with anything else and the acls. It's too bad. You
hate to see that behavior. But yeah, good old Jerry Jones,
Jerry Jones, joly one. So let's go. We have one
more season here in week one. Obviously we've talked about before,
so up coming on Thursday, the first one and the

(23:36):
twenty first day, Pencil Dick goes into Carolina. Tee Potchers
are in Vagina, Giant Country. The shapes are pulled down
blue both to and old, paired by seven the giants.
Whoever Pencil Dick's faired by five that one, but the
idiots are one on one the candidation you know, jets

(23:56):
one on one that goes to New York Shapes to
pull down green. So they gotta pull it down real
quick on Thursday to Friday to Friday. They got a
cruises right on down New York, Minnesota Mosquitoes or in Tennessee,
Taylor to go. If you're to Tennessee, you gotta go
to the the the caverns. Do me a favorite. Go

(24:17):
check out the caverns when you go down to Tate, Nashville.
The caverns. You'll love it. You'll thank me later an
email cowputtyout dot com. And then go to the Jack
Daniels facility. I don't drink anymore, very very small drinker,
but Jack Daniels was cool. They make it. Check that out.
Check out Jack Daniels go to Opera Hall. I get

(24:38):
the bars, so, you know, kind of had a lot
a lot of homeless people around it because it's this
way it is. It's ten much in a five pound bag.
It's fun. Go to Johnny Cash's Hall of Fame. I
mean little thing with jig there we want to call it.
But that was fun, Johnny Cash. This place was pretty cool.
Then what you did was above it two as well,
but it was fun, made a good time. And then, uh,

(25:00):
I have my fakers going to my beloved cowboys both
oh and two cowboys, fad By three the bitches. Uh
they go in Chicago going to his can't Can't say
chick outs and two Dale Birds radiites who play what
suit they're played by three going to the comedy kind
of every point that could the wide receiver, I guess
just want to sign contract Timber Burritos two. No, they're

(25:21):
Freyboy six going to Sisty That team is will be
in top will be top five, you know the sissies
will you know they will Houston Tacos going More City Kiddies,
uhyby two My More City Raccoons go to Cleveland Clowns
harder rock and roll by seven. Uh Le's crack with

(25:41):
with Daniel Jones. You have my brother Daniel Indiana Jones
goes to Wilston Saint's Sisters. I told the day Cincinnat
Super Bowl before Cleveland, they'll burn that set to the ground.
Seaweed Emermal City. Go oh the way over Minnesota into
green Bay. Very boy to jack Offs. I'd love to
be able to go watch a game in green Bay.

(26:03):
Or we were there when they're building the Seattle when
they're building it, were out to be saw a baseball game.
Ichio was out there. We sitting out there, mother and
my nephew is the Marine Corps Bremington Bremington. Wherever the
one of the Marine's garb Bremington. I think it is
over there in Seattle, and we were there and I
think it was right before nine to eleven, So we're

(26:24):
out there. They're building this the state. They was cool,
the back to back kind of like case was. I
love the downtown love its too bad the home people.
You want to go and see a good video. Anybody
you Seattle fans or anybody uh Seattle is dying. It's
a very good video. I think it's mean going real
quick here. Don't want to look real quick on the
yout on my YouTube. Let me see Seattle is Dying. Yes, yep, documentary. Uh,

(26:55):
it's really really good. I might watch that again. It's
a very very good video. There's other things on here,
thirty homeless stuff on the original documentary is the best,
very very good. Documentary is Dying, very very good. And
you know, jumped on that too as well. There's a

(27:15):
lot of videos on there. It's too bad. I've been
to see my sister lived at us live in Gresham, Oregon, Oregon,
or whenever I remember. I went up there, was in
the Kingdome back in eighty seven and watched a Minnesota
Twinkies player Seattle Jack Kimman was I remember that. But
it's beautiful stay. I love that.

Speaker 4 (27:30):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
The Needle MINSI Minnesota with the Ocean Company, just a
beautiful city. It's a shame what's going on in any city,
even here, were almost all the place in this RV law.
It just pisses me off. It's just what we're gonna need.
Low income housing, you know, in the middle. Middle America
has gone no longer any want to what see we're in.
We need to get Middle America back to build this country.
Our mom, my mom and dad and my grandfathers who

(27:53):
built this country. Now a rock and roll we build
in the backs, working class. It's just being raced to
the bottom in the eighties. It pisses me off. Lucky,
we're we're well off and well off and I'm working
for a living. The need housing. We just like to
a place to live, safe place and have children and
go to schools and whatever else. It pisses me off.
No end cocaine. Sorry, I just had some times just

(28:16):
think of my mind. I like Seattle, love the Emerald City.
I love the ocean, love the people in Oregon. Just
loved the mountains. I'll go hiking up by down to
the coast. So Tampa Bay, Tampa on may Day, Maydia Madia,
but Bimbo's coming in there wing two by three. I like.
I like how Maydia is doing well in Tampa Tampon country.

(28:38):
I like I liked his grit. They screwedhim over in Cleveland.
Damn we quarterback just like what was his name? We
played for the Cleveland Clowns a long long time ago.
Oh God, what was his name? I had in my head?
There had so many often the coordinators. I liked to
camera of college. What the hell is his name? I
also have to see, but whatever his name was, he

(28:58):
was really good and they just kept getting give offen
the coordinators, and Troik was so good they had creator face.
But he was a good quarterback for Cleveland Clowns. They
just shoot on fortune cookies. Cockroaches come into a fortune
cookie country California, dreaming and they're feared by two cockroaches.
Nevada uh Silver I mean the Nevada Miners hockeyep Hokkeeapship

(29:23):
and the silver Miners silver State, not Golden Knights. Silver
miners love to be able to have mont hockey team
a renal and call the Nevada Silver Renal silver Miners,
which I'd call them, but whatever, it's no one's from
Vegas in the first place. Only they'll only care about Tampa.
They'll care about the pumpkin ball, but no one's in
the baseball either, because they sell the team. Put a

(29:44):
team in a football team and a football team and
a baseball team back to back like in Seattle, like
in cac and call football team and can call them
the uh Iowa Farmers and call them the Iwa combines
and then build a nice cool around there and be
your legacy. That's what I would do, So that's why

(30:04):
i'd move. I'd move over there. Then when you go
to ten and put them in there and back to
back stadiums and be cool as hell. But you'd grow
that area in Nebraska. I think the border there in
Nebraska and Iowa, Iowa combines in the Iowa Farmers all
you want to put it, be cool as hell and
make a really cool stadium. If you're a billionaire and
you're forty five years old, you're twenty years later, you die,
you got a statue because you brought something to a

(30:27):
city and built them around all these things. People are
from Iowa. No one's from VLAs Vegas, Nevada. Okay, but
that's week three in the National Fixing League. But with
Colts coaching GM on the hot seat, the switches on
who gets burned? Yeah that's where she goes man, But
I see mawkey neighbors. We turn to Prochester for infremisity

(30:49):
nearly two weeks with a back injury. It's never very
good at back injury and if up to Aaron Rodgers
won't play a snap for Steelers his preseasons. That's pretty stupid.
You have to take some kind of behaviors, some kind
you gotta take some hits. You gotta get out take
get that done. But you know it won't. They won't
do it, you know, they just it's just the bold

(31:09):
faced liar. Like I said, and something said before. You know,
they're gonna waste the whole year if they go seven
to ten like I said, and they're gonna be in
the top ten. Who knows. I mean I'm wrong, Maybe
they I'm wrong and they win the division and Jailbirds don't.
But I'll be dipped in when newer as they say, right, so,
who knows? But Buccaneers right here. Jalen McKellen will reportedly

(31:36):
miss eight games of severe next train out. I mean,
it's all Irving retired because he has near the spine.
So yeah, it's what's his name? We just got the
Hall of Fame? What is this? Was it stealing whatever
his name was? For the Packers? He uh, when he
was when he was on when he's doing Fox, he

(31:57):
couldn't turn to his right or something because his neck
was fused. Cool when you have a neck problem in
the national or a back injury. Any tell me you
have a weight bearing bone. It's a problem. That's a problem.
It's a never never an easy thing. So the cow
with his parsons really headed for a Yeah, I think so.

(32:20):
I think I think it's over. May just Jerry just
gets just trible. Jerry is just do me a favor,
get some good shot for his young ass, and ship
might just want to start anymore. Just get rid of
his young ass. See you later. We want your ears.
I tell you too, enough was enough and say see
you later. I don't know, I just it's it's too bad.

(32:40):
You hate you hate to see this behavior. But you
know the way she blows. Man with this stuff going on,
you know, and it's about money, gurgurger, and I understand it.
He's helpable, But Jerry is just Jerry just doesn't he needs.
He needs to sit back and sign checks. Lampens just
pisses me off the end. It's abituary first, Okay, that's

(33:01):
what it is to it guaranteed money, reportably sticking point
for Trey, Hendersons and beagles. Well, you got a nine
year old man over there, mister Brown. Mister Brown, I
think he is whoever owns the whoever owns the Cincinnatis Sisters.
He's like ninety years old. So I let that one.
He wasn't gonna assign. The guy goes, I'm not gonna

(33:22):
pay to be and be in jail. It's pretty funny.
It's so true, stutting up the bastards. You know, whatever
it may be. But when you give people that have
no self control, bad things happen. It's great to have money,
but what are you going to do with it? Right?
It's like who knows, you know. I mean, it's just
it's too bad. I understand it's a tough game, but

(33:43):
sal Salarly's a rising and even baseball it's a child's game.
I mean, I'm not a feeble old men guy. I'd
rather go watch LIT League. I watched my nephew last
year come down from midchee and it was fun. Some
of you guys had some good arms lively. I was watching.
I was watching, Uh well, I didn't know they had
a World Series for softball for kids. I didn't know that.

(34:06):
There was some controversy on that, so I got a rest.
I didn't know they had World Series of Softball. I
didn't know that, but I was watching the World the
World Series. The kid was whipping it in like seventy eight.
I don't know, i'd be I don't think it hit
that or not. He was whipping a couple of kids
whipping that ball in there. I love how they give
their heights in their weight and everything else. He's like
five three, But it'd be fun to go down. I'd

(34:28):
rather I'd rather watch Little league baseball or high school baseball,
or they have the They had it over there and
Stingless Park by Dakota Park when I was living out there.
What the hell's that place called that? The hell's that
place called again? Oh it's it's not the BW, but
it's the other one. It's like Tom Ball's fun to
watch here in town. They have Tomball that he said,

(34:48):
you got eighteen year old and play And I get baseball.
It's a thinking man's game, like pokers. I get it.
But you know, just they finally moved along, I'm be
bitching along. Shouldn't be taking that along. I'm saying all
along could step on the box. You know, I've been
saying that. And like I said, football, I want to
kick off, guys, get a holding, Paul holding call, You're
first and twenty toleervious to it. But when you get

(35:09):
you start making new rules to squeak the wheel like
you know other people. And it's the way she blows.
But it's too I get we'll make money. I understand
that I'd rather have a nice hell, you have a
good investment policy, and I'll play for a good thing.
And I'm a quarterback. Let's say I'm twenty seven, they
bring me in. I'm real good. Hey, I'll take a
good salary. I'm gonna set in Landon and I'm gonna

(35:31):
war a super Bowl for you guys playing in Cincinnati
if I could. Let's say I was right now at
twenty seven, I'm a pretty good call. Let's say I
was playing hockey, decided to leave us, say as a
goal or something for Toronto or something in four rings,
and I decided to play football. I'd be your legendary
in Toronto. But I come to Cincinnati, wheelbarrow goes down
on injury. I take over Week three, taking the Super
Bowl win. I'd never pay for a drinking in my life. Cincinnati.

(35:52):
Who what's his name? Pete Rose? Who be sweet Speed?
A legendary figure in that city, you know? But uh,
the cowboy comes rolling in man Will Berrow, Well, we'll
do this for you. Don't worry about one year contract.
Come in, win it all, hamm the trophy, walk off
the stage. My contract expires at midnight. I'm not going
to Disney World and molefinsive lineman so like Blunt Force

(36:15):
Trauma and Blunt who played for a run back for
Tea Potterers. There one day he got four touchdowns. He
was just running a while and he coach his locker
and they go, hey boy, He goes, why are you
talking to me? Man? You go talk to the lineman.
I thought, I don't know. He had like three or
four rings. Was a hell of a hell of a
running back. That guy would just run people over like
the Nigeria Nightmay who played for the Chicklets run people

(36:38):
over like what's his name Campbell? Earl Campbell was good
too as well, just run people over like Sweetness. Well
that I saw Sweetness play football was funny or so live,
but he was so fun to watch, even cool to meet.
I saw the Billy Joel so it goes very good
document and Bill Bill Maher did an interview here on
his podcast checked that out of the video. It's very
very good. Bill Martin's not gonna. I mean, it's too

(37:01):
bad that Billy Joel doesn't just start just write some
piano songs, love letters to myself, and just do some
fun piano songs. Put them on and write some songs.
Letters to letters to me, love letters to to my fans.
There's something titled and just write songs on piano only
and put them out, you know, just be cool as hell.

(37:21):
He's a very good Writer's a torture genus. Like he said.
I think it'd be cool for for him to do that,
you know. I mean, who's thet le guitars for Oh God, Girls,
Girls girls, whatever his name was. He put out a
song about a month two months ago. Damn Record would
put him on an album and a good other lead guitars,
a bass and and sing some cool songs. But no

(37:42):
buy it, pep, don't buy it. I mean, I write
a lot of songs on on my AI. I write
songs and you can put it in there. I can
put Dallas Cowboy blues and you know it will it
will write me something.

Speaker 2 (37:55):
You know.

Speaker 1 (37:55):
It's kind of cool. So but it's it's just it's
it is what it is with the Adallas the Dallas
Cowboy Blues. I've done it before, you write it and
it's kind of fun so before but it is what
it is. But it's I was paying for it before
and uh, and then I decide not to anymore so

(38:17):
and uh, I could download it. So let's see, I'm
writing real quick, and we'll see that happens. I'll write
it for me. We'll play a little bit if I can,
if I can give me something here, let me see
h Dallas in Dallas cowboys, let me see Cowboys blues.

(38:51):
We'll see if we will write it anyways, we'll put
it up. We'll see that. I'll uh, I'll play a
little bit for you guys. We'll see how it sounds.
Get a little bit of look there. But too bad
that the bold place liar. He'sn't gonna play anything that's
too bad. I want to see Karen Rodgers as a
ninety three X what's his name? He likes pips Queak.

(39:16):
Pipsqueak the quarterback for the idiots. He likes him because
you know, it's like I get. He doesn't really like football.
He likes baseball and pump king ball. But pretty funny
let's play a game. Here's how mad And sees the
NFL s. He's unfolding. No one really cares. Olivia Dunne
tries to buy baby Boo's home, a streak out, joins
long list of starts to be retracted by coboard co
op boards strike tries to buy the babe's home, strikes out.

(39:40):
Oh buyer, Oh is home? Okay, she's like real short,
not a big deal. I don't have the big deal
now when she's good looking woman, there's too many looking
women out to besides her. I like smart women. Anyways,
these no cares. I don't care about these, these these chimneys.
I like smart women, like my one girl, Nicole Wallace.
You know she's a damn good looking woman. She's hot.
Hell take her on two week crows and fold her

(40:03):
in a half. She be fun. Meccan Beckton practiced for
the Cockroaches. Anthw Inchidon on losing Colt starting, you have
to respect the decision. Yeah, well, when you were a
quit her last year, you know it's the where she goes.
Dolphins sign Cameron Den and Zandler. I think he played
for the cow for the Minnesota Mosquitoes. The Mosquitoes, the

(40:26):
the Queens and if a hold those contract Notion Tracker
Air Coupboys. But yeah, they are ready, They're ready for doors.
They are ready for I can't believe. Daniel Indiana Jones
is the eleventh starting quarterback for the Indianapolis Cracker Checks,
eleventh since rubbel Cop left. Rubble Cop Fantasy football favorite

(40:50):
picking every round twelve team draft. Oh my god, Lucifer
love Child loves to getting very limited reps and joint
practice with the Seaweed. But mm hmm. The NFL betting
previous three over unders bet right now fan football. If
I don't care Colts, brass Hots, heat could trust the

(41:10):
future with Anthony. It's just just get rid of them.
You don't, you don't, just you know, because they we'll
see the camcord of the Tennessee Tator Tots. They would
use him correctly. Just let them sit behind somebody. But
they won't do it. Won't do it. Home slies did
Kyle Shares Mac Jones updated ruled for the rest of
the preseason. Mac and Cheese thank screwed him up. I

(41:31):
like Mac and Cheese. I liked him. Let me name
a man man crush on him. But I mean, come on,
it's going here, is still right, Dick, Well we'll play
it real quick for you guys. Hope it's done.

Speaker 3 (41:44):
Okay, we got foods.

Speaker 4 (42:00):
Time the crown in the Texas heat, the stars surprive
from my heart feels beating on the fifty yard line,
dreams rich tree, Otel child boy boots, they gotta beet allan.
Every such doowness feels live Norse, a prowlm hotel.

Speaker 1 (42:23):
This cows blues.

Speaker 2 (42:25):
I can't stock scallon.

Speaker 4 (42:29):
Scoreboards laught the clocks it slow, The crowd goes quiet,
the heart break grows in this lone star town.

Speaker 1 (42:36):
Paint your shoulders.

Speaker 2 (42:40):
But like you go in on the storming nice in
the Lena R.

Speaker 4 (42:44):
P Stadium like, oh tell this child boards bloods they
got me allan. Every fumble man feels like wolves a
problem hotel.

Speaker 1 (42:59):
This cowr blues.

Speaker 4 (43:01):
I caan't stop scallons, but our gee pulled it on
through the storm and dice in the land hole on
the stadium like otell is child blues.

Speaker 1 (43:24):
They got me howling.

Speaker 4 (43:28):
Every spongele lake feels like the louse. The prowlers all
tell this cowboys blues. I can't stop scallons, cheers dancer,
I feel so cool. The silver ram Blues got me
feeling cold.

Speaker 3 (43:46):
I still believe the.

Speaker 1 (43:47):
Colors stories of sold.

Speaker 4 (44:21):
Got my boots on the bread on in Texas, he
stars a bride from my Heart.

Speaker 2 (44:27):
Fields, beat on the fifty yard line, dreams or treating.

Speaker 4 (44:33):
Otell this child wood Boots, the Gotby allan every foll
makes feel fine. The Wolves, the Prowlers all tell this
chiwl blues like stocks gallons.

Speaker 1 (45:04):
That would be cool. When would put that on a
video on YouTube and then and then tag me on
that it's a cool song. This is the second little
thing that's it's the second one.

Speaker 2 (45:21):
I got my boots the Brown in the Texas.

Speaker 1 (45:24):
He starts, get my point, It's just it's my point.
It's kind of cool. I mean it says I just
wrote that, just typed it in there and just gave
it to me. It's a blues you can do the shuffle.
Jerry Jones is a train wreck, you know, train wreck
Jerry Jones or something. It's cool. I I was paying

(45:46):
for it before and I could download, I could make
a whole CD. I made a little steep for myself.
I did with the Dodge brothers. But what I know,
it's I'm I'm I'm babbling on here, but I just
you know, what the hell, let's do some fun stuff
here on the music decided to show you what AI
can do.

Speaker 2 (46:02):
Just like that.

Speaker 1 (46:03):
Take the song, download it and then if you do
do it, put up on a great video montage, do
me a favorite and tag me. Would be cool as
hell to have that song to be in I gotta
I got a slam video for be hilarious. Hell But anyways,
but yeah, I don't know, I just I'm looking forward
to Week one. I really am looking forward to the

(46:27):
behaviors coming up. I really really am. But you know,
second sis, but mm hmmm, I'm looking forward to it.
I think it should be fun to all this stuff
coming up. And as long as there's no injuries, you know,
I just I hope that you know, everyone has a

(46:47):
as a you know, get ready for week one. We
don't want to see someone lose a quarterback. And you know,
all of a sudden, there s so well and it's like,
oh my goodness, you know that kind of behavior, So
you want, what are you barking at?

Speaker 3 (47:02):
But my dog is barking.

Speaker 1 (47:09):
But yeah, I just kind of figured what the hell
and uh, like I said, did today I apologize that,
you know, but it's too bad that had the talking
head not come on. But uh yeah, I mean it's
a pre season and you try to keep this thing

(47:30):
going year round. It's not easy to do it, but
it's you know, it's it's fun to do a year
round thing. And uh, let me see, I should do
a Dallas Cowboys shuffle and we'll get we'll run it
out on the Dallas Cowboy Shuffle to a Dallas Cowboy
Shuffle and we'll head on out of here. And I

(47:51):
do appreciate when they're coming through to the audios and
appreciate anybody that you know shares the show Dallas Cowboys Shuffle,
So we'll do that anyways, you guys, if we let
tip one right, we'll play in the way out the door.
I appreciate everybody it comes to the show. I really

(48:14):
really appreciate you guys out there. All you guys do
and we will be having the time of our lives.
And we appreciate the meloping the air forces that serve
us well and are out there. We appreciate the air Force,
the Army and the Marines and the Navy and the merchant,
NASCAR Coast Guard. They're in and out of uniform. Thank

(48:37):
you so much for this, for this country's trom the beaches,
and you stamp the next count and you free the Jews. Okay,
like cop, call a crackhead. But like I said, don't
if I said, Air Force, Army and the Marines, the Navy, merchanise,
coast gating uniform. Thank you so much. Balls over the
wok trees, the main wind, blue, God blessed working class,
make good choices. Would you shower in the shower pans

(48:59):
stayed on out in the shower of penn State peace?
Do it for ben State? We call Benet the university.
Till all in jail and save sex a thriller, pill trendship, Condoman,
prevent aids, herpes, gonnery and needle in the penis. Okay,
you don't want those kind of behavior to line there
on the line. Now when it comes to magic Johnson,
I thought you said you had aids. Okay, don't let

(49:21):
two men. We can't watch two women. Not a very
Christian thing to be doing. Okay, not a very Christian thing,
but this was a presentation, NFL pocket. We just don't
play music, but I figured it. I mean, it's why
I show you guys what an AI song can do
and when you can write it. And I'd be really
cool if someone did do that. I think it'd be
really cool if if someone wrote a song that first
one blues and then put up on YouTube and then

(49:41):
tagged me, because I ain't be funny as hell, because
you can you can write all kinds that you pay
for it and uh, and you can download it and
then you get a and then you can load onto
a CD. You can burn it downto your CD a
CD maker and then you know, I did the dodge
for this one. There's some pretty good ones that put
No one really cared about it on YouTube, but it
was fun to put them up. If some got a lot,
some didn't. You know, people don't care what new music

(50:02):
in the first place. They don't. It's too bad because
all get songs out to the people write and they
don't go anywhere. And I think that's a shame when
they do that. So but anyways, so the shuffles getting
close again. Thank you guys very very much for coming
and enjoy the rest of the preseason and we'll we'll
next week and we'll see what happens with this behavior

(50:24):
with my beloved cowboys, and all the contract holds out,
no one gets hurt. We don't want any that behavior
going on. So as soon as the shuffle gets in here,
it's funky dance and we'll play it and we'll end it. Okay,
so I know they'll playing music. What the hell, but
it's you know, it is what it is here. It
is the Shuffle, the Dallas Cowboys Shuffle. The further use
about here. It is.

Speaker 2 (51:00):
Okay, we buy people, we make sad to the thousand
jobs shuffle tonight. Well good start right, taking light stan
starm making shine so right o. Yeah, we'll live in

(51:22):
that couble life. Then just go and make it play.

Speaker 3 (51:28):
A love tight.

Speaker 1 (51:29):
No time to play with great pangra.

Speaker 3 (51:33):
We paid the way.

Speaker 2 (51:39):
It's not just Jane, it's vibe. Feel the river field.
Try to the thousand jobs. Shovel tonight the good side,
the right taking lot, stan starm making shin.

Speaker 1 (51:57):
Soo right o.

Speaker 2 (51:59):
Yeah, we'll live in that cowboy life. Ten, just go
over making the play.

Speaker 3 (52:07):
Hull up tight.

Speaker 1 (52:08):
No time today with great damn crime.

Speaker 2 (52:12):
We paved the way. It's not just a game. It's
a fine feel, the rhythm, feel, the try to the
Dallas Yallo's shovel tonight the foot side and the right text.

(52:33):
Fight spin that storm, make it shine so bright. Oh yeah,
we'll live in that Coble's life. Hands off helmets on,

(52:59):
it's off show. Feel the hot beat off the stadium low.
When or loose, we let him know.

Speaker 1 (53:43):
That soft helm thats on is our show.

Speaker 2 (53:47):
Feel the hot beat off the stadium though.

Speaker 1 (53:51):
When or lose, we let him know
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