NFL PODCAST NFL PICKS WEEK 1 NEWS AND NOTES PREVIEW WEEK 2 DALLAS COWBOYS

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Speaker 1 (00:06):
Ladies and gentlemen. We did the guys of Glorid last
year for the playoffs. We'll just do it for week
one here, my wife, said the vice president of Speculation Sports.
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Spraker and all the places out there. As we commence
in the city at Brawly Shaw on the fourth day
of September, the criminals visited the idiots and there are
thirty two teams the National Fixed lead the FELA that
want to get to buttonfly in the great state of California.

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I'm here to tell you the idiots could run it
back against the Balpa Jebblers, Ray Rice who the bloody
whites who didn't tell them total diffinitely approved. If only
that's my pick and I'm sticking to it. This is
your favorite audio addiction who don't play music to feel
that we do a test for fun here. But ladies
and Joan, we don't talk fancy football here. New I

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may own my mother's house, I do not live with it.
I don't talk fancy I don't put names of back
of sweaters or jerseys. Might have a new call or
calling in. We'll see k secrets and we'll see if
ted the talking I can join the show, joining you.
I might call Santa Claus from Chicago. We'll see here

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in the National Fall League Week one picks and we'll
look forward to week two and Mike, I got traded
that I can do. But it's Abituary first for the
imbecile of the show. Jerry Jones just got done with
the eight parts area Netflix will watch the Kingdom. But
my name is Jeff, and welcome to the NFL Podcast.

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We are about to commence into it another full eighteen
weeks as we head to the attorney. Are you ready
for some football? I am and hopefull you walk, but
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and we always do this year around, because like cash
Man one said, this is our crack, this is our pornography,
I guess, and what we all love to do. And
we hope everything is well out there. We've had a

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great time and my nineteenth year of podcasting, we're gonna
have the time of our lives anyways. So yeah, we'll
see who calls the show. I did by Spec yesterday
and we had fun. You know, this is always a
fun time to we have by all as we head
to Buttonfly in the Fortune Cookie country. But I'll specially

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shout out to the military men of the forces, of
all the branches out there wherever you're watching your laundry
basket at whatever country you're at, I appreciate very very much.
One and two one with the end awards. But then
September first, ninety thirty nine, good old Hitler decided bade
pole and kicked it off with the Russia Rush Rush.
Then they turned on them and blah blah blah. We
strummed those beaches, snapped nes to caught me free the Jews,

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yes we did. And then they hapitulated the champions and
they hauled us in and then we had a Newcombe
Stember second ninety forty five. They got the old mighty
mighty mow and apologized, and it was the end of
hostilities and we had forgotten war in Vietnam. We had
nine to eleven coming up here too as well, being
one week from today, well fur week from tomorrow, we'll
be nine eleven. We were attacked by foreign power. And

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does just storm all the wars out there? Men went
blue like cop call crackhead. Remember domestic violence for jellicate
all into their behavior. Don't should love for bood. We
always about breakabaus which bitch, it is what it is.
But like I said, men win blue balls. Aside by
wol trees, they are and follows air force, Army and
the Marines, the Navy, the merchandise, a coast guard. You

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know this country that a little he all. We appreciate
all you guys do out there very much. God us
working class that work hard for living me, thank you
very very much. And you are your choices in life.
Make good choices, do good place bad choices. Don't call
it from deb But they always told me, would you
shower in the shower pins stay they're not showering the
shower pens state start berning Catholics to the ground, public

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hangs his behavior. Pedophiles don't dead, Pedophiles don't be a
fandesk all that. It's so true. You step up and
we help out our children, our communities, wherever you're at.
It doesn't really matter. It's all I'm asking. And you know,
like I said, you're not a show in the shower.
You don't like two women having sex. I you can't
watch two women not very Christian to be doing. Okay,
put a condom on, prevent age herpe's gonneray need on
the penis? Okay, ouch, prevent that kind of behavior because

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it's not very Christian. We do when when you're being
the idiots can be out there, okay. And also don't
trick and drive, call some murse someone you are your
choices that are wont with poor people. Okay, thank you
so much for myself and all the part of respecting
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up over on YouTube. I do buy spec I'm exploring
with the cow poet and the geolocations are usually United States, Mexico, Australia,
United Kingdom, Canada, kind of falling down to New Zealand

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and Ingraands, Sweden, Israel. Let my people go in Brazil. Okay,
let me see that's Tel Aviv. You're you're twice h
e r z l I y A. So thank you
so much for Israel to get that war with just
all live in peace. But it's just it's unfortunately hatred
and that was the wherever it is Afghanistan could be

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the Switzerland Middle East, but just pisses me off. But
Florida golf Breeze, Jacksonville in the Lakes, Tallahassee, spring Hill,
Northport and Mango Mango, Mango Mango. I have no South Carolina.
North Carolina is Goldsburg, Sharlott in Waxville, Moxville. New York,
New York is North Kowanda. New York have Hill and

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Queens in Brooklyn, the Gingerbread House. And Minnesota you have
Cason and Minneapolis and my hound five and four wiscon
at cross Water Tiner. But do you guys have backed
off with them. Wiscon, you got Mike and to come on. Iowa, Urbandel,
You're always here. Thank you so much. In Iowa, North
Dakota Dickerson three times, Washington, Olympia five times, Passcoal, Seattle, Yellman, Rochester,

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and we get downe below. We have Pennsylvania, Chester with
Pittsburgh and Pittsburgh, Pansy's and the city of Barley, Sholl
Philadelphia and Virginia being and Alexandria and Massachusett, Chelsea, and
you got Maryland somewhere whereas Maryland it's kind of hard
one to fine. Let me see Maryland at this boom.

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There we go, and that's her Lock, Jammavale, midtowm River Park,
Silver Springs, Monavere and Bellfield and bel Air, oh Nevada
state line. You're still inmber two Utahs like cities. We
have the four Corners Arizona, Phoenix and Scott still eight
and four. Thank you so much. Share the show. Santa
Fe one time. In California always Big Glen Dora, You're

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there all the time, six times, Sennment in San Diego
five times, Calporta prove Mischian Pacific Beach a whole bunch
of San Jose, friend of mine, goofy bones out there
in Belmont, Whittler in Los Angeles, Corona, Texas. Two poort
to either the devil Jim Shoe my monkey beat league
times over the Delta sort let him out Fort Worth
and the Humble Rose City and Dallas and round Rock converse.

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Yeattus a bunch, so we always sing eh and I
we got that in Missouri, Saint Louis, in Indiana, Apples
and Bloomington twice and two. And then we have oh
the Ohio, Columbus, Cleveland, Pablo, Hamilton, and Fort Port Clinton.
So I appreciate all Mississippi is born in Bad Bays, Mississippi,
and then Alabama, Huntsville. You're always here, one, two, three,

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four in Tennessee, Lebanon, Knoxville, and Nashville. Go to Nashville,
they go to uh the what do they call those things?
The oh God, the caverns. Then go down to the
Jack Daniels caverns. Is really cool. Go check out the
caverns and this cow boat approved. Like I said, my
name is Jeffrey, Welcome, welcome to a little national fixed league.

(08:41):
We're going took at week one Homosty, give me my picks.
I did by Speck, and then we're gonna go look
at week two news and notes, and obviously the trade
is we've allted we see right, means that Mike Parsons
means three teams have an extra first on pick in
twenty second draft. So hey, he's had some back problems.

(09:03):
I don't know. We'll see what happens once his Jets
suffers season ending injury. Head of who's this Jets star?
Who's that he's season ending? That's not cool. Jets have
some bad news. But you know, a matchup against Pittsford
Ports starting right guard to Truckers out for the season
following a tristep injury at Trics, and that's that's too bad.

(09:25):
He's a big and that's too bad. That's next failing
up torn by step he's getting second opinion to come
an injury and see and see if his surgery is necessary.
That's not any good. And the fourth overall pick in
twenty one try has forty three career starts, mostly at guard.
Twing season contract here for him as Jets picked a
fifth year option. You know, talking to struggle with injuries

(09:46):
over his NFL career. I want we expect when your
offensive lineman, when we expect, what do you expect? It's
too bad to see that, but it's the way she goes.
But to the Mica thing, we'll see it happens. If
I'm if he you know, I get, I guess he
has he an epadrole. I guess to play with it
with the packers that they're taking the lines I think

(10:07):
they are, Yeah, they are, and we'll see it happens.
I watched the Jerry Jones thing, watching that, the whole
behavior going on with that, and you know, the uh
was gambler and just pissed me off. You know, he
couldn't meet he was wrong, you know, you know it's
like the Daily woo over on YouTube just just terrorized
some young man and just and it's meeging and and

(10:30):
and the dragon con and just couldn't admit he's wrong.
But I don't know. But we'll see what happens with this.
I'm not I mean, I stop throwing stuff around. Yeah,
it bumped me out. We'll see it happened. Three for one.
If works out for Micah, I hope it does. But
for some reason they have a back problem with that
we'll see it happens on. There a lot of money

(10:50):
he got and I hope works off for the guy.
He's guaranteed money. And it's Jerry Jones for you, because
why he wanted to play out the fifth the fifth
year to steal that back would and you know he
wasn't very good in the run. We just stopped run. Yeah,
we've we've always these defense has always been up and
down and the door was open my from my beloved
Cowboys years ago. We're five and twelve this year. I mean,

(11:13):
I'm hey, we made the playoffs. I guess off the
Licksemon's balls because I just can't see it. People are
staying that comedies are going to win that division until
I proved differently, it's idiots to lose. That's what I'm saying.
I'm not saying. I mean about football. I was just
talking to A Carl and I'm like, you know, Carl,
it's like, I don't know about football either. You know,
I don't know nothing. We all don't just guess and speculate.

(11:35):
I don't talk fantasy football because only of my mother,
you know. I mean, I've talked with Jed about that,
so I don't know it's gonna be interesting, to say
the least. Let me see called tedther talking head and
we'll see if he's in available. Let me see, we'll

(12:02):
see if Ted the talking heads in the building. Nope, No,
Ted the talking head much too bad with a maybe
in the building. But oh well m m. But I'll

(12:23):
give it a couple of minutes. We'll see if my
boy calls in lovely and talented to Casey grits. So
but yeah, I know it's a big thing on this
trade with beloved Cowboys and the Green Bay Penis Packers.
We'll see if Jerry was a genius. I don't know

(12:43):
who knows. I don't know. I know college is kicking
off right now at Belichie got embarrassed, Sanders got humbled,
and these first four weeks in the National Fixed League
will be very interesting. We all know it's you know,
I got lucky last year, and you don't know what's
gonna happen, and this kind of behavior goes on. You're
just kind of guessing because you know that they used

(13:04):
to they have two days and they take hits. They
don't do that anymore. They just don't. So I don't
know who knows what Roger Goodell, Captain America, says he
is to know if Taylor Swift is doing the Super Bowls.
It's a maybe. Just do it, Just just do it.

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Scott Hanson confirms Jack Jack Daniels said that the commander's
system will change, will change the NFL. Okay 'pe we go.
Look at this.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
Call from Ksecrets call the show.

Speaker 1 (13:44):
Well, guess what you're on the NFL podcast. Welcome Michelle.
Just wait a couple of seconds, so welcome mister Casey Gritz.
What's going on?

Speaker 3 (13:51):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (13:53):
Not mass shift, believe in the old job.

Speaker 4 (13:55):
I see, got my lift ready for my week one fix.

Speaker 2 (13:59):
I wrote them down and got him on the steering
wheel till I can see you while I'm driving.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
All right, okay, So anyways, so how's it going. Did
you like your cooking video?

Speaker 2 (14:09):
I did? I saw you roll that out. That looked
much better than my thirty eight dollars.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
I'm gonna do a money money combo, wanting going to
call it the case he grits Perkins Dinner one for
the money combo. So since you were so bun hurt
that you didn't get a good enough on my so
you just.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
Say, I'm just saying it wasn't worth.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
No, I know, I just just trolling you. I guess.
Mighty Python. Mighty Python told Carl Good Carl that he's
I'm ruining his channel.

Speaker 2 (14:35):
So oh it's wonderful.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
I don't really care. I don't think he cares either.
So because I speak out, because I speak out against
those idiots. And I listened. I listened to your son, Daniel.
He was say, if you win the power ball, you're
gonna have to get a butler or something or security.
I'm like, come on, if you win the power ball,
you don't. It's how you make it. You can disappear
for about a month till it all calms down. You
don't need to hire butler.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
You just you change your name legally before you claim it,
or you change your.

Speaker 1 (15:05):
Name legally after, or do you put it you claim
it in an LLC like in a company.

Speaker 2 (15:11):
Yeah, a trust. You create a trust the family.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
Right, that's what you do. And it's like, shut up, man,
he's like listening to this morning. I shut up. He's
just the guy's a dim with but so I see
you're you're tired end guiding is going to be mister Swift. Now,
I guess he's gonna.

Speaker 2 (15:28):
Be Yeah, yeah, I sawry hilarious. It was a meme
and it was him, Travis Kelsey holding up a paper
plate that had a shark on it and he said
it says Travis Kelsey, the Swifted wedding can be shark themed.
So I have a lot of fun with They have
a lot of fun with him being like a meat hit.

Speaker 1 (15:49):
Right. Well, I just watched the Jerry Jones thing on Netflix.
You have the Kingdom's next. When I watch that and
you're on your chicklets, they have one.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
If Michael Parson really has a back injury and that
scared Jerry Jones the way, then a lot of people
owe him on the pology. But if Michael Parson goes
out and has like sixteen sacks for green Bay the
next couple of years, right, not a good left for Jerry.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
Well, he has to have an epidol, I guess to
play on Sunday, they got to shoot up his back.

Speaker 3 (16:22):
Yeah, I read that.

Speaker 2 (16:22):
I read he was going to get a shot though.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
It wasn't not great. See, That's why I think Jerry
wanted him to go the fifth year. That's why I
think that was.

Speaker 2 (16:32):
And green Bay signed him to a monster extension, so
I assume he had a physical.

Speaker 5 (16:38):
You know.

Speaker 2 (16:38):
So whatever they saw, I don't know. Maybe it's something
that they think he could just manage.

Speaker 1 (16:43):
And then they'll get into health insurance on the damn thing.
They always get insurance in these contracts, so if something happens,
the insurance could pay for it, so they wouldn't they
wouldn't silence insurance signs off on it, because that's what
they do. These be a contracts all insured. They're all
insured because if something goes wrong in a career, guess
who picks money up insurance? Does you know what?

Speaker 6 (17:02):
I'm sure he saw.

Speaker 2 (17:04):
I'm sure he saw his doctor and the step doctor.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
Yeah, I hope. So I love the guy, but if if, if,
if it doesn't work out and he alsos you know
he did, I mean, he didn't go on big games,
and I get it now he's gonna have to work
even harder. So I love the guy. But we'll see
who's in four years. We'll see well.

Speaker 2 (17:21):
But he's an interesting part. Like people don't pay attention
to the big picture. Have you ever looked at his
college stat No, he only played in like sixteen or
sixteen games in college and he only had like eight
sacks total. So he was like a prospect, like a
freak that Jerry just got lucky on.

Speaker 4 (17:40):
Anyway, But what.

Speaker 2 (17:41):
People don't think about it the Cowboys played from.

Speaker 4 (17:45):
Behind a lot, correct, Like the Cowboys aren't.

Speaker 2 (17:47):
Playing with the lead all the time. So Parsons is
getting sacks.

Speaker 1 (17:52):
You know, it's just because they know what you're going
to you know, right, No, understand, Yeah, no, I understand.
I understand SAX.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
Against teams that are playing comfortable, playing soft, like with
the league. So I don't know.

Speaker 1 (18:07):
I saw that.

Speaker 3 (18:07):
I don't think like Green Bay.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
Wasn't one hundred and sixty million dollars pass Rusher away
from the super Bowl. So that was stupid. I mean,
this whole whole thing. I don't know who really wins
on this trade except Michael Harson.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
So I just see this streamcast considered the largest illegal
sports streaming service was we probably shut down at your
long investigation. If I'm going to gamble, I'm going to casino.
I've never gambled online ever never.

Speaker 2 (18:33):
I have no here here it's legal. Uh So, Kansas
City is in Missouri and in Kansas. Some people don't
know that, right, but it's legal in Kansas, but it's
not legal in Missouri. But you can literally just if
you live in Kansas City, you're pretty Missouri. You're pretty
close to Kansas City, Kansas ten fifteen minutes.

Speaker 4 (18:54):
You know, we've been where you're at.

Speaker 2 (18:56):
We just drive across the river, be.

Speaker 1 (18:58):
Right, because we could drive to Iowa. I made my
money on the super we be going to Iowa. Yeah,
But it's just it's online. I'm walking in. I'm not
doing online. I'm gonna walk into it's online.

Speaker 4 (19:07):
It's it's like.

Speaker 2 (19:08):
It's like Draft Kings or Fan Duel. There's like three
apps much and it's actually passed in Missouri. It's passed
in Missouri and is going to have Draft Kings and
then any of the casinos that are there they have
a sports book, they can have it. So there'll be
apps in Missouri too. But I mean, I like when
I whenever I would go to Vegas in the past,

(19:30):
I would play the back get a little ticket. You know,
it's kind of fun.

Speaker 1 (19:32):
Oh yeah, So but I I just do the apps,
like correct, I bet.

Speaker 6 (19:36):
On every game every Sunday, I just bet straight win loss,
like a dollar or two dollars correct, three dollars whatever.

Speaker 2 (19:43):
It's Sometimes if it's an obvious win and you have
like a bonus bet, I do a bonus bet, right,
then I'll do like five bucks or something.

Speaker 1 (19:51):
But Carl told me to call me if if because
he said he doesn't only about football. So I said,
I will see. I always call you after I do
it with you, so we'll see how. Yeah, let me
do my kicks then we can call them correct.

Speaker 3 (20:02):
So I want to be on the record with my ticks.

Speaker 1 (20:05):
So the first one is my beloved Cowboys were they're
favored by nine forty eight under. I'm going to take
the Philly to cover those points. I'm going Philly forty
to forty to twelve. What's what's your What's what's your
pick there?

Speaker 2 (20:18):
So I just go straight win lost, and I think
that's fine. But I think I think the Eagles will
also cover. I think it's going to be like a massacre.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
No, I understand. I just do it for fun, Yeah,
I just for me.

Speaker 3 (20:29):
I bet on this day, my.

Speaker 2 (20:31):
Bet Eagles, and then I bet stick on Barkley anytime
touchdown I parlot. So it actually paying a little bit
because the Eagles from such a big favorite.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
Correct, I'm going. I'm going I'm going to forty to
twelve over the forty eight. So then your your chicklets
the spit. You'd be a tough game for you guys.
You guys go to Brazil, which pisses me off. Use
the cockroaches. I know this is dumb.

Speaker 2 (20:53):
I don't like it either.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
It's dumb chick lits. It's what time is it come?
I come seven pm?

Speaker 2 (20:58):
So it's pretty sure that this off the home game too.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
Yeah, what we've always said, someone's getting cost to home.
Somebody can the hotels off the Chiefs the home game. Yeah,
it's just dumb. We'll given it a lot.

Speaker 4 (21:09):
Somebody I know.

Speaker 2 (21:10):
Somebody that's going. Yeah, and it's like a two and
a half hour bus ride from the airport to the
hotel and then it's like a two and a half
hour ride to the stadium.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
There's no way to buss. There's one. I know, there's
no way I go to Brazil. So I but chicklets
missus mahomes by pissed home slice. So there you're fade
by three. I'm taking you guys twenty three to twenty
over the Cockroaches. Who do you want?

Speaker 2 (21:37):
Yeah, I think the Chiefs will win, but I don't.
I think it'll be really tight like that. I think
it might even be.

Speaker 1 (21:42):
Tighter than that, because you know, you guys.

Speaker 2 (21:44):
It might be like a one point win like they
always did last year.

Speaker 1 (21:47):
Right, I think it's forty six to the over under
because I mean last year, you guys, you guys just
would barely winning and then you got in the play
you got look the under.

Speaker 2 (21:55):
Yeah right, I didn't look at the under.

Speaker 1 (21:57):
Yeah, I mean I was like, the under its forty six.
That's I'm taking to it.

Speaker 3 (22:00):
Well, yeah, I think it's going to be something twenty
seventeen or like fourteen twenty. I mean, I don't we'll
look at I'm going.

Speaker 1 (22:07):
To be a look look at your Thanksgiving game was
seventeen sixty months lost that game the Raiders. You know
that was a boring game. But we'll see I mean, who.

Speaker 2 (22:15):
Rotchie Wright comes back, but she won't be explosive.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
But here's the problem. The cockroaches get on in front,
like what happened to you in Super Bowl forty nine,
I mean fifty nine. The tired Santa Class doesn't doesn't
know how to in the in halftime to try something different,
and that's the big that's what. Yeah, he turned home
slide a lot better than the correct So then we
have the Tampay tampons. Maybe maybe a feb by three.

(22:40):
You go to Atlanta, one of the ugliest days of
the National Felmon League. I'm going twenty seven to three
Tampay tampons under the forty eight. Who do you want?
You want Tampay tampons or you want to Atlanta fakers
because you have pe knuckles. He's playing quarterback.

Speaker 2 (22:52):
Yeah, Phoenix, I actually like so I like Baker Mayfield.
I think Cleveland could to get rid of it.

Speaker 4 (22:58):
I do, I agree, But I think I think that Atlanta.

Speaker 2 (23:01):
Is gonna be good this year.

Speaker 3 (23:02):
Okay, Phoenix, So.

Speaker 6 (23:04):
I take Atlanta.

Speaker 1 (23:05):
Okay, So you're gonna take this could be your Kobe
the Kitty Miracle upside the week. So me, this is
your This is your Kobe the Kiddy Miracle upset of
the week. Or maybe we'll call it the home cooking
Upset of the week. The hot in Atlanta, the ugliest stadium,
so we'll call it the home Cooking Perkins Home cooking
Casey upset of the week. All right, so I'm taking

(23:30):
I'm taking Tampa tampons. So then we have Cincinnati. This
is a fat boy country. This is the Cleveland clowns.
Shredder won't be in the building. The big olf is
the quarterback. You have the cheap owner who thinks he's
Jerry Jones. It should be if you ever get a
chance to watch Cleveland clowns that have a locked stadium,
lock up. It's a great show about people getting arrested

(23:50):
at the game, getting thrown out. It's great. They do
it in Cleveland. It's so good. It is the best show.
Because you vape, they toss you in Cleveland. They don't.
They don't screw around. They toss you right away. They
they It's hilarious. People just get drunk and act like fools,
especially when Pittsburgh comes in or like when Cincy comes in.
There's just a total war there. People act like total morons.
It's it's hilarious show. It's you spend two hundred dollars

(24:13):
to get you get tossed out at about ten minutes
in the game. That's real nice explaining that your wife
while you're home early Casey Well, I mean Cowboy was
being sure. It's when they tossed us. You know that's nice,
that's nice. You know, you get tossed out of a game.
You you know, you're you're a Sincey fan, You go
down there, you're whatever, You're in town to see the
game because you're an idiot, and you get tossed out

(24:33):
of It's getting tossed out of a hockey game as
a coach sound embarrassing. Getting fired from Burder it's a
game from bur King, You're fired.

Speaker 6 (24:40):
That's a hot environment for a home game away team too.
Like like, if you're a Bengals fan in there, you
know you're getting a celt.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
Well in the higher the higher you get up to
where it gets, Yeah, the cheaper the sea, the so like,
oh I bet, I bet see your red baby the
sea your red since Sinai Sisters. If Everyboy six, I'm
just gonna say Cleveland covers it thirty one twenty Wheelbarrow
takes down the Big Old thirty one, twenty eight over

(25:08):
the forty eight. I think it's gonna be a good game. Well,
we'll see it happens. Do you think they'll do you
think do you think Cincinnati will win. Do you think
do you think Shreder will actually make an appearance this
time if they start to lose.

Speaker 4 (25:22):
Oh, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (25:24):
No, not not necessarily. But I mean, like this is
going to be like an ass beating because the being
this is a rivalry game, right. I don't think Cleveland
scores twenty points. I mean I think I think they're over,
but I think it's because Cincinnati, like, uh, that's I
think Jamar Chase is going.

Speaker 1 (25:43):
To have I'm I'm fantasizing on the score when you're
trying to tell me.

Speaker 6 (25:49):
Yeah, it's okay.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
That's why I call it speculation. That's what I'm doing. Yeah,
I know nothing of football, and you do. You the
one people know where the twelve men grown men on
the field. That's all it knows. I'm here to speculate.
There's no money, right, the National fixed the league. It's
just it's just that's That's what Georgia Peach was on
a long time. He we would talk about and I
do see things that happen, like all of a sudden,

(26:12):
they hold back on the over you know, in the
last four I've seen that many times. I tell my
wife all the time, they're they're they're they're so in
love with gambling down it's just sick. They can't let
guys go gamble, but they can make money on gambling.
You know what I'm saying. It's just discussing. So this
is the first No Caare game of the week. It's
Cocaine City, the Indianapolis Cracker Jacks. They have Jonesy in there.

(26:33):
They have what Indiana Jones is in the building. It's
the Cracker Jacks are favored by one Cocaine. This is
the spent This is the New York Dan Spend commu opposite.

Speaker 6 (26:43):
New York Dan West Noodle Meal boring. Who cares, Who's
gonna watch.

Speaker 1 (26:48):
This game of the week exactly? This is the New
York Dan you guys look on YouTube. He was explained,
if you if you if today, if you if you
win the the power Ball, you're gonna you're gonna need
a butler or someone's gonna kill yours. He's just at
bic he just but anyway, So I'm taking Cocaine City
in the road and this is the New York Dan
Spend Condum up side of the week. I'm gonna say

(27:10):
thirteen to nothing, you know, over the cracker Jacks. The
pill popper died. The three daughters are running the show,
and you know, I guess he might odeed. They don't
want to say I think he odeed, and I think
he did. He finally just you know, passed away. He
was young, he was mine. He was very young. He
was very very young. He looked like he was seventy
five oops down the road he went. I had to

(27:30):
get him back here when he comes back. So when
you're driving, things change, then will thirteen nothing? So we'll
get him back on here. He comes back on, come
back on here. Let me see. Uh sorry, I got

(27:51):
a guy giving my ass my house. Okay, that's okay,
all right, here we go. Now you're back. Call shame
on you. No big deal. So anyway, so okay, I'm
going thirteen nothing. No one cares me. It is a
no there's a couple of no care games. Here's this,
there's this another no care game. It's a new Antia

(28:14):
Partiers and the Nevada I call them the Nevada Miners
because the hockey team should have been the Silver Miners
because it's the Silver state. You know what I'm saying.
The hockey team should have been that I would love
to have. I would love to have my own hockey
team and doing Reno and call them the Silver Miners
and and Reno. I'd love to do that to the
to because it's it's not it's the Silver State. So

(28:35):
they should have called them the Nevada Miners by no
Las Vegas. You know, Tagabu did not want football in
Nevada because he was anti gambling. But you know, Captain America,
I'm going, I'm going, mister happy ending. We had the
where's where is the where is that video?

Speaker 6 (28:52):
For that?

Speaker 1 (28:53):
The owner? Where is that video? If you're that you
have that much money? Like I said, my speculations, my
speculations call. If I'm that well, I'll have you go
get my whore. Okay, I'm not chicks doing it.

Speaker 2 (29:05):
Just go find you a sugar baby.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
Yeah, how dumb are you paying? You roll into a
place to get a happy ending? I want to hope
my own massage party called Happy Endings. I do want
to go. I'd love to called Happy Endings? What the hell? Right?
This is what we do here? My good friend of mine,
his mother paid the massage lady to give his her

(29:28):
husband a happy ending, paid her extra money. When he'd
go get his massage, she would she paid for it.
She gave her an extra hundred dollars to do it.
So that's why they were married for forty years. And he,
you know, whatever it was, I guess I don't know,
but she told me, goes, yeah, she paid because I talked.
But he goes, yeah, my mom used to pay the massage.
But give my dad a happy ending. So I'm like, okay,

(29:52):
twenty four okay, so I'd go twenty four to ten
in a happy ending country. So you you got the
pill popper, and then you baby maker there too as well.
You've got who the quarterback is for the Adam the
Las Vegas Gene Okay, is a pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza.

Speaker 2 (30:10):
I'm thinking I'm taking the Raiders Gina.

Speaker 1 (30:13):
Really so that that could be here. Okay, that's a
he could be that could be a uh Kobe, the
Kitty Kobe.

Speaker 4 (30:22):
There's a couple of underdogs that I like, Yeah, I.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
Too, case Okay, I'm taking them, Okay. And then this
is this is another no care game because it's the cupcakes,
Arizona Cupcakes, the midgets in the building, whoever this, whoever
the you're and Sissy's our quarterback is I have no
idea who is it the quarterback for those guys.

Speaker 6 (30:42):
I don't know because they had.

Speaker 2 (30:44):
A rookie that they drafted, but he was like a
fourth or fifth round pick. I have no idea who
the starter.

Speaker 3 (30:48):
I think it's that rookie.

Speaker 1 (30:50):
Let me look real quick here, ladies and gentlemen, Well,
if he comes out, if he comes out, if he
comes out, if you can so oh, it's rattling, rattling hum.
I think Rallin Humm is going to be there. And
then then the other guy that Tyler showed is like
six foot five, that rookie guy on Louisville six Yeah, Okay, Tyler,

(31:10):
he's huge. Show showman will call him. But Jake, he's huge,
that's big. But rattlin hum, that's who they spends. So
I don't, I don't, I don't. I don't trust Manning.
He didn't look for good in Texas, and I think
he'll come out in two years. Anyways, the sissies, this
is a nocare game. The midget. She just stayed in baseball.
But I'm going to take the midget another no care game,

(31:34):
thirty one to nothing. They pitch a shutout. Who do
you want?

Speaker 6 (31:38):
I took Arizona also, okay.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
Yeah, it's just it's And then we got Pittsburgh Pansies,
Pennsyl pencil Dick. Pencil Dick is in the building. You
got you got bold faced lawyers, a quarterback. And then
you have chalk Chip Cookie is in New Jersey. So

(32:02):
that's gonna be pencil Dick on the road goes into
New Jersey. Chocolate Chip Cookie who was given up by
Chicago bitches. Uh they call him Karen Rodgers on ninety
three X You're in town. So yeah, yeah, mister bol
he's a bullface liar. That's my nickname, thirty five to
ten pencil Dick. If Pencylic loses this game, they will
fire his ass. I'm dead serious, Yeah they will.

Speaker 6 (32:26):
I took Pittsburgh too, because I think Rogers is just
such a douchebag.

Speaker 2 (32:32):
You know, he's going to be like extra motivated for
this game.

Speaker 1 (32:35):
I've talked to this podcast spending many times. Nobody who
listens to my show understands is they they hung on
to Hamburger Helper far too long. They hung on to
him forever, and he just oh yeah, they didn't bring
a quarterback in. You got it sooner or later, just
like what New Indeed did they? You know, they moved on,
they got under luck and then you know, the cripple
went over to Denver or whatever else. And look at

(32:57):
look look look at giants to see you later. I
mean to a turtle boy, you know, you love to
have the guys forever. Look at New England they finally
get we got rid of Brady. But that all came
down to mister Bellichiet. You know that that whole situation,
well that was a whole situation.

Speaker 3 (33:13):
The same thing that happened in New England is happening
in Pittsburgh. The coach thinks that it's him, not the quarterback.
The coach thinks that he's the reason.

Speaker 2 (33:22):
That they're winning, and then they can't win without the quarterback.

Speaker 6 (33:24):
And it's just I mean, Mike Tomlin is doing.

Speaker 2 (33:26):
Better, Mike Tomlin still has a winning record and stuff.

Speaker 1 (33:29):
But it's just.

Speaker 6 (33:32):
Roethlisberger looked all two or three years.

Speaker 1 (33:35):
This is funny.

Speaker 3 (33:36):
Someone made this joke one time and it stuck with
me the whole time, and it said that when Ben
Roethlisberger takes the field, he looks like your fat uncle
does at Thanksgiving after he's ate a full meal, drank
alcohol and goes out to play catch with the kids
in the yard.

Speaker 1 (33:52):
Yep, I like the guy looks like, yeah, he just
got too old, too quick, and it's just the And
then here's the whole thing with with with a bullface Liar.
They're wasting a whole year where they're not gonna go anywhere,
and they'll have a lower draft choice. They're wasting the
better off to find somebody, some backup corby you would

(34:12):
look for and throw them in there. I don't know.
I just think it's a waste of good suffering with
with a bullface Liar. He's not bringing it to California.
He's not bringing it down a buttonfly, he's not bringing
all he's not.

Speaker 6 (34:23):
It's a waste of time and money. They'll win like
nine games or ten games, and if they make the playoffs,
they'll get just destroyed in the first round.

Speaker 1 (34:31):
Well, I think they're gonna be seven to ten. I
think they couldn't have a long season because you know
what they get, they're not going to be if they
get hurt, if they get beat New Jersey, especially they
get Let's say I'm totally wrong and they which is
I could happen? Chocolate chip cookie has a gets an orange,
gets a Hall of Fame jacket on is on his
back by halftime. You know, they induct him in the

(34:52):
Hall of Fame. At the end of the game and
he wins, like let's say forty two to ten and
he gets two tip pick sixes. Could you imagine how
crappy they're going to be in Steel City. They will
burn down, they will burn down Pencil Dick's. His wife
has a store in Pennsylvan and Pittsburgh. They will burn
that point. They will. They will torch that. They will
torch that store. She's got some thing. They will torch it.

(35:15):
They will. I mean they will because she has some
store there. The day he gets fired, that store is
emptied out. So she's got some store there, I guess.
So I don't know who cares anyways. That's that's Pencil Dick.
I call him a until I get apology from pennsy Dick.
When he went out in the field against Baltimore, I
have he did like a bunker apologize. I saw him

(35:35):
on a podcast laughing about it. Until I get apologized
from going out in both Old Joe Birds that day,
that game. He knew what he was doing too. Remember
that he's looking up at the screen. He's out, he's
out on the field. Remember it against Baltimore, he did that.
I remember that. A little bastard and a little I
like pencil what's his name, Tedda talking had as an
interracial crush on him. He loves him. He loves Pencil Dick,

(35:57):
and he loves Jerry Jones. He always protects both those guys.
I rip on him. He loves Jerry. So so we're
both taking Pittsburgh right. And then now we have the
Vagina Giants on the road with UH with Hell. The
human soccer ball will soon. And then Jack Daniel. I
love Jack Daniels. I love that he's I hope he

(36:18):
has a great season. The Kamis are in DC, the
up against the forty fifth, forty seventh. The judicate rapist
convicted fellon Donald J. Trump. You know, I don't like
the guy. I've lost listeners on this podcast. I don't care.
I don't like the guy at Libertarian I don't run
with you know how I am. I don't run with
felons or poor people. So I'm gonna say forty to thirty,

(36:40):
it's gonna be a good game. I think Jack Daniels,
Barry's and Hope, So it gonna be a good game.
I'll go over the forty six. You want the Commis
or the the or the Vagina Giants?

Speaker 2 (36:52):
I like Washington.

Speaker 6 (36:54):
Washington is my super Bowl?

Speaker 1 (36:59):
Really? Oh? Lost him again?

Speaker 6 (37:04):
There is no I'm here, I'm here.

Speaker 4 (37:06):
Can you hear me?

Speaker 1 (37:07):
I got you?

Speaker 4 (37:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (37:09):
I like Washington. Washington's my super Bowl pick?

Speaker 1 (37:12):
Really? There? You win it all this year? Wow?

Speaker 6 (37:15):
I think?

Speaker 4 (37:16):
So is.

Speaker 1 (37:18):
Trump going to fix it for you? Or is he
gonna do some fixing in the in the in the
shadow government or what is that what he's gonna do?

Speaker 6 (37:26):
Uh, he's got to be a Giants fan?

Speaker 1 (37:29):
No he well, no, he's now No, No, he wants
him to move to now and now he's a comedist.
He wants him changing back to Redskins. So I still
I still love the hashtag that he's that he's dead.
I love the hashtags on Twitter.

Speaker 6 (37:42):
It's hilarious because yeah, but then he uh, he sure
looked normal yesterday.

Speaker 1 (37:48):
And I know two friends of mine dad's died of that.
Having the gangles like that he has heart failure. Man,
like it or not, he's that's not cool. But is
when your blood goes your ankles, that's not cool. You
get those gangles. That's time. I don't want to see
the guy die. But that's not good. And plus all
the food he eats and being the president, it's not
a healthy lifestyle. It's not Look at look at Bill Clinton? Yeah,

(38:10):
who man, look at the way I look. Man, look
after eight years, he looked like an old man. After
eight years he did. Obama looked old too, and he
was a young man when.

Speaker 4 (38:18):
He got Yeah, it's it's ages ago.

Speaker 1 (38:22):
Even Biden, Biden got worse than for him, he was
already better. He got really bad in four years. I mean,
Biden looked horrible.

Speaker 6 (38:29):
You know, I put I put because you age fast
when you're traveling and eight years old or whatever, and
you're on that kind of a schedule when you should
just be relaxing, playing golf or hanging out with your kids.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
Well, because when that when that judge passed away, I uh,
that guy caught in Providence. I got a deadpool here.
I put Biden on my deadpool. So so Biden's on
my deadpool. So I made two hundred dollars. That guy
that that that judge had passed away and caught in Providence,
so he was my deadpool hits. So so we're both

(39:02):
taking Washington. The kakamis correct. This is another no care game.
Carolina parasites, half pint. I call the quarterback. He's five ten,
can barely see you over the ass crack of the center.
Jacksonville Jeff Fabio is six foot six. Too many off
the coordinators. It's a no care game. Move Jacksonville to

(39:23):
San Antonio or someplace else because they said that they
send that team overseas all the time, all the time, because.

Speaker 6 (39:30):
They don't have any fan base at home, because they're terrible.
This is a This is a horrible game. Nobody cares
about the game twenty one. This game will have to
have this horrible rating.

Speaker 1 (39:40):
Twenty one to ten. No one cares Inner Division game.
No one cares.

Speaker 6 (39:44):
Just I mean, which team do you take?

Speaker 1 (39:47):
I'm taking jack Offs?

Speaker 6 (39:50):
Oh I tink, I'm taking the Carolina kiddies.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
Okay, we're getting this another. It's another this is a
this is this is your spend condom up out of
the week. This is your new Daniel.

Speaker 6 (40:02):
Nobody the same is so bad that the team's playing in.

Speaker 2 (40:05):
It don't even care.

Speaker 1 (40:06):
It's just it's it's just because we always Me and
Ted will always go I'll ask Ted, I'll give them
the game. Do you care? You'll go no, you know,
I'll go, Okay, I go, this is this is no
care game. It's you know, say it's Cleveland Cincinnati week sixteen.
Do you care? No, It's just it's just it's no good,
especially week thirteen fourteen fifteen, when you get down to

(40:28):
like and like when I'll go through like a week
twelve thirteen and I'll say, hey, these are your sixteen
teams that can get in everyone's done. That's not good.
When you get down to like sixteen teen by week
thirteen fourteen that can get in the tournament, that's bad.
That's a bad look. That's because you you don't have much.
All it is about who's gonna be weare you know
what I'm saying. When you get into that week when

(40:49):
there's when they wanted at least twenty like NASCAR and
that stupid playoff behavior, that's the dumbest thing they could
ever do. Because there's only four cars that are left
in the last four races. What about eybody else? So
that they that's they like. They like parity in the
National fix the league. I mean they have too many
teams that are gone already and they're already like out.
That's not good for Captain America and Jerry Jones. So

(41:12):
all right, now we have the Tense Tailor, the camcorder,
the Tater Tots goes into Nikki six. I got work.
I said, if you lose this game, I will take
your hat and shirt out of your office. They favored
by eight. The Burritos thirty five to three. I told him,
I said, I will take out your hat and shirt
out of your office if you lose this game, and

(41:33):
I will ask for the head. I will I will
boycott Walmart for two weeks. So yeah, thirty five to three.
So then we have this is my this is my
home cooking upset of the week. I'm taking seaweed. I love.
I think the seaweed is going to do good work.
A fortun cookies are overrated. They're favored by three. The

(41:55):
Fortune cookies are block party. Mister relevant, I call them
block parties. A song by j Serge of the Dela Restorers.
But I do like seaweed, they're going to take that division.
I just think it's home cooking upset. I love Animal City,
I love the stadium, I love the baseball. It's a
great town. Just take away the homeless people and it's
a great town. Because Portland is is a is a

(42:15):
is a needle city. If you ever go to Portland, Oregon,
there's needles all over the place everywhere. It's a shame.
Fr Yeah, it's just a shame. San Francisco said, I
remember going there twenty five yeops with my wife. Beautiful city.
It's a shame to see what's going on in those cities.
It's really a shame. It's just it's it's it's not
a Republican democrats. Just this country has no housings. Are
you can't you can't live anywhere aymore. I think it's

(42:37):
too expensive. There's no middle class the Ornans. But that's
why you have to be homeless people. People do want
to live, people do want to have a place to live,
can't do it because it's too expensive, you know whatever.
It's just a shame to see that behavior in these towns.

Speaker 6 (42:49):
Hey yeah, cowboy, I got to run.

Speaker 1 (42:52):
But ok okay, take and.

Speaker 6 (42:54):
Then I take I take Houston, okay, and take Baltimore Okay,
I am too, And I take Chicago.

Speaker 1 (43:02):
Okay, beautiful, Okay.

Speaker 6 (43:05):
We're all look to your picks on the playback.

Speaker 1 (43:07):
How about green Bay?

Speaker 6 (43:10):
I take green Bay too?

Speaker 1 (43:11):
Okay. So you're taking you're taking You're taking Fortune Cookies, right, yep? Okay.
Then you're taking Houston, right yep. Wow, And then you're
taking Baltimore. I am too, so and then you're taking Chugar, Minnesota.
So you can get this. You can get this off
of spreaker dot com.

Speaker 4 (43:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (43:30):
I'll listen to the playback, but I gotta run.

Speaker 1 (43:31):
Thanks man, Pichi coming on. I'll talk to later. There
he goes, first time caller in the NFL, Casey Grits.
So I am taking Seattle thirty eight seventeen. And then
this is the Green Bay Penis Packers. They're favored by three.
Couldn't be a good game. We'll see what happened, Mike.

(43:53):
We'll see what goes on with with his young ass.
I think it should be fun with the Green Bay
Penis Packers. That's gonna be a very good game. I'm
hotly contested. We're going to see how everything comes about here.
Now I'll get something real quick here. I'm called what's
his name? But anyways, but you see something real quick here,

(44:18):
all right, let me see, let me see, all right,
I was one of let's see, let's there you go,
all right, perfect, all right, anyways, I to look at
something real quick here. Brugburtne sent me something. Sorry about that.

(44:41):
So and then so the forty one thirty three, I
will take Green Bay Penis Packers over MotorCity kiddies. And then,
oh god, this is Look the the Raccoons are favored
by three over the Houston Tacos stand for the stiff

(45:03):
that back problem. Mhm to me out, I do want
to go at the stadium. Somebody'll be finding fun twenty
to thirteen under the forty four. Give me the Raccoons man,
then my Kobe the Katy miracleups of the week in Buffalo,
it's a pick em jackal if he goes one, two, four, five,
eb great quarterback. I love Allen Town, love the fans

(45:24):
of Buffalo Bimbos. Nothing against him. And yeah, I'd love
to see Winter sup Bowl before I passed away. Sayme
thing with Cleveland clowns. There's just the Jailbirds, not that
I just think they're just too good. It's gonna go
up there and it's a business trip and Opie is
gonna have to kick some math I'm wrong, So it's
a pick them. I mean, if you you're crazy to
putting money on this, you put a party card, yeah,

(45:46):
for fun, but I mean there's a few. I mean,
I love party cards in case he gets talked about
it too as well. So I'm twenty four to twenty.
I will take the Baltimore Jaybirds, Ray Rice suit in
the bloody white suit. That is a Sunday Now football,
and then we have millionaire football. Suwellen is saying three
to four, twenty seven, her Minnesota Mesquite and fair By two.

(46:08):
I'm gonna go in overtime in the City Organized Crime,
thirty to twenty seven, thirty to twenty seven. That's my
pick right there. I'm gonna call my friend real quick here.
But first I'm gonna I'm gonna look at week two
and I'll call him real quick. Santa Claus appreciate you
coming on there, my friend, appreciate him coming on the
show casey Gritz with him through uh Serisoda Tim. So

(46:31):
it's kind of there. So Week two, Washington, the Commedy's
going to Green Bay Penis Packers. Should be a very
good game. Both should be two one to zero. Cleveland
Clown's gonna go in and gets spanked in Jailbert's raid
rise with Boddy White suit. So far it's thirteen points.
Green Bay fair by three. Pittsburgh brings in the Seaweed.
They're favored by three. The Buffalo Bimbos go to New

(46:55):
Jersey play the Candy s Jets are feed by nine
right now, Fortune Cookies go to Sissy Country seven the
favorite bye New England. Another no care game goes into
Cocaine City, Inner Division, inter racial, I want to call
it my Cocaine City. Uh, Los Angeles Raccoons everybody six

(47:16):
go into Tennessee, Tatar Country Chicago bitches. We'll see how
this game plays out. Well, they played this week and
they played. Monday Night goes into MotorCity. Keys me me
favorite by five U the Candy suh. The John Vagina
Giants come to Dallas and we'll see how that happened
with Thursday man could be Uh, we'll see these points

(47:38):
will move trust me. Jack Off's gonna get just spanked
by Cincinnati's Sisters is in Sincy. Parasites go holloway with
no care game. It's gonna be the shorty shorts. It's
gonna be half pint taken on the midget. The short
people like short people. Denver Burritos, go into any of

(47:59):
us crack jack country city at Bardi shove my word
two so far over the idiots the Sea rad bring
in this city of brotherly shove in atlant of animals
and savages. Roll into the kingdom in the Atlanta Fakers,
where we'll see what happens if if we'll see if
they bring them in. But the minutes of Mosquito is.

(48:20):
The first home game is Sunday night. They have back
to back national televised games. And then this is dumb
as they have two. Just do one on Saturday night
for Christ's sake, who cares about the prostitutes. Just have
one on Saturday night, dummies. These Thursday games should be
on Saturday until the bye. Okay, it's not that tough.

(48:42):
Tampa Bay Tampons, they're underdogs. Shoot Monday night. And then
the second one is Nevada Miners and Los Angs just
got and they croaches, all right.

Speaker 2 (48:53):
So.

Speaker 1 (48:55):
Let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let's let me see,
let me see. Come on, man, slow your role, what
the hell's that one? Mmmmm? Slow my role? What the
hell is that supposed to be? But anyways, but you'll
look at something quick here. But yeah, I just think

(49:16):
it's uh, it's good. It should be a I mean,
a fun weak not like us trashic influences like SEMy
be that's where she goes. I do like listening to
Jason Weelock. He likes to rip and craw, he really does.
He likes to rip. But that is what it is.

Speaker 7 (49:35):
But me call Santa Claus and boom boom see here
now kill kill kut kill kill.

Speaker 1 (49:48):
A lot of is under Yeah, this is true. A
lot of crap is on this channel. You bet you yep. Mmmm.
I don't think it's just her opinion, her too boring
rendition channel. It's just uh, just drying up.

Speaker 4 (50:05):
So true.

Speaker 1 (50:06):
So yeah, anyway, so let's call him response to my
YouTube stuff on here. So it's pretty funny that people
get all bitter. So get your opinion on YouTube, you
will get all bitter. So let's go over here and
let's call let's call Carl. Oops. I don't want I
don't want him. I don't want I don't I don't
want Dave twenty five. I want Carl. We go, we

(50:28):
Carl on here, Carl you ready? All right? We just
said Casey Grits on. He had to get him in.
He uh dropped once, but he put it in. He
he got out of his job, so Ted couldn't call.
So guess what your second in command today in the
National Fixed League. This, This will not be on YouTube,

(50:49):
This is over on This is on spreaker. So say
hello to say hello to Casey Grits. He said a
listen after the fact, So say hello to Casey Grits.

Speaker 4 (50:57):
Hey, Casey Grits. Good to hear from you.

Speaker 1 (50:59):
Yeah, yeah, So he'll be on spreaker. Go type in
NFL podcast all right, wherever you want to listen to
it anyways. But but I didn't see the response. Maybe
she has me blocked. I can't see so I didn't
see the response. Maybe she has me blocked. But I
can't see her response. She said that I'm ruining your channel.

Speaker 4 (51:20):
Yeah, but it should be on my comments. I don't
see why you can't see it.

Speaker 1 (51:23):
I have no idea. Anyways, No, Carol, I think it's
great that she's saying that. It means I'm in her head.
So I appreciate that. So yeah, I know she knows.
I sent her a few songs, songs about a month
ago of a tour that I wrote. I sent her
an email. She thanked me for him, so I sent
them to her. So so anyway, I sent her a
couple of Life of Ibe ones when I was paying

(51:45):
for that. You know, I you could send somebody, you
know something, and so so anyway, so here we are
is a week one. This is Carl Santa Claus. He
lives in u let's see Organized Crimp Chicago. So he's
a black Hawks fan and he's also a board member.
Was speculus war We speculate.

Speaker 4 (52:01):
Yes, I guess I've got a new twin brother. But
I didn't know.

Speaker 1 (52:04):
You see did you see that? He looks just like you?
Doesn't he?

Speaker 4 (52:07):
I have been I haven't had time to He does
look like you.

Speaker 1 (52:11):
So he does a good job. He's he's an upcoming YouTuber,
does a good job.

Speaker 3 (52:16):
I just.

Speaker 1 (52:18):
Well, that's that's a different guy. That's a different guy.

Speaker 4 (52:20):
That's that's different.

Speaker 1 (52:22):
That's the other airplane guy. This guy is that. This
guy's u uh, this guy I told you a blue
whatever his name is. He's a he's like a runs around,
does some camping and stuff. So he's pretty cool.

Speaker 4 (52:32):
I like it. I like to comment. I noticed where
he's commented back.

Speaker 1 (52:36):
So yeah, he's like a little RV er. He's up
and coming again a YouTube that does good work that
no one cares about. It's a shame, you know what
I'm saying. So again, there's a guy I just saw.
He's from Hopkins and he did like a video and
the Raspberry Festival did a really good job on it.
He does some traveling, not get a lot of views,
but he recommended to me and I commented on there's
a good job, you know. But you know, it's just

(52:57):
they don't push out that stuff anymore. They done on
YouTube like they used to, and it's a shame. There
are a lot of good people although that you would
content that don't get any run anywhere anyway. So Week
one here, ladies and gentlemen.

Speaker 4 (53:10):
So you have your phone with you you ready, Yeah, yeah,
let me give her her phone. Picking up from the hospital.
They're they're hooked up.

Speaker 5 (53:21):
They're not going anywhere. Uh, there's your phone. Oh here,
Aaron's calling me, So would you tell him I'm ready
to go whenever he comes over because you can't answer
his call.

Speaker 4 (53:34):
I'm busy. Yeah, it's got a life exactly. Yeah, picking
up from the hospital. She drove there.

Speaker 5 (53:45):
Get right now because he's on the oxy right. So yeah,
my son's gonna come by and get me and we're
going to go get her car. We'll get back.

Speaker 1 (54:00):
Right anyways, tell me when you're ready, Tell me when
you're ready. You ready? Where did he go away? Are

(54:27):
you ready?

Speaker 3 (54:27):
Carl?

Speaker 1 (54:30):
Carl? No, Carl, Maybe he went away. He was there.
I don't know where he went. Maybe he got taken
away by his wife. Put the phone down, ran off.
I was hoping he would do his picks. He disappeared
without a trace. Carl. Where are you?

Speaker 6 (54:54):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (54:55):
Well, there you go. You're back. I'm here.

Speaker 4 (55:00):
I got in the house. But it's one out of distance.

Speaker 1 (55:05):
Okay, are you ready?

Speaker 4 (55:06):
Yeah, I'm good, I'm good.

Speaker 1 (55:07):
Sorry, all right, let's go. So the first game of
the season is my beloved Cowboys go to Philadelphia. You
want the Cowboys to go with Philly.

Speaker 5 (55:17):
Because Bill Burr, says Philadelphia fans are crazy.

Speaker 1 (55:20):
Yeah, they are in the Sea Bowley shelf of amimalson savages.
If you want to get in a fight, go to Philadelphia.
I could see Santa Claus get in a fight.

Speaker 5 (55:28):
I could see if we're on both sides of the field,
the Philadelphia fans are going to be more fun.

Speaker 1 (55:34):
I think you have a shirt I love Sarasota, Tim.
You know what I'm saying. You know I love Sarasota. Tim.
I put that shirt on and have it on a
white shirt with black riding. You know, Sarah soa Tim lover.

Speaker 5 (55:46):
But get a get a Green Bay Packer cheeseheaded, but
have it melted so it's like it's like one of
those cheese sandwiches.

Speaker 1 (55:54):
Correct. Did you like the cooking video?

Speaker 4 (55:59):
Yeah, like that.

Speaker 1 (56:00):
He liked it. I'm gonna do another. I'm gonna do
Monty Comba one to night for him too, and one
because he was all bun hurt that he got a
bad he that he got a bad uh almond that Perkins.
I did that for him. So anyways, I see, I
know my wife loves that. I'll make him all the time.
I love making almods. If I have my own way,
I have my own breakfast club. So now his Kansady

(56:20):
chick lits. He was telling me before, you know how
long it takes to get out there. I would not
go to Brazil. The Kansady chick lits go to cockroach country,
but they go out to Brazil. They're favored by three.
You want chicklets or the Los Angeles cockroach is a charger?
Who do you want?

Speaker 4 (56:38):
The chargers are the chick lit Yeah?

Speaker 1 (56:40):
No, the chick lits, Kansas City chick lits versus the
Los Angeles Chargers the cockroaches. So Kansas City.

Speaker 4 (56:48):
Is uh ribs.

Speaker 1 (56:51):
Yep. I just called the chick lits just because it's
chiefs chick lits. I just call them. It's just it's
just rhymes.

Speaker 4 (56:58):
Chick lits, chargers, Can City.

Speaker 5 (57:01):
I just I'd take Kansas City because isn't it that
that singer's boyfriend plays for them?

Speaker 1 (57:07):
Yep? So you can take chicklets. Yeah, I just call
them chicklets because it's it's easier to It's just rhymes.
Can't say chicklets. Okay, So this is no care game,
Carolina Parasites. I'll go to Jacksonville, jack Off. You're just speaking.
This team should be moved to San Antonio. I don't
care what Jerry Jones says. Or move them to Alabama

(57:28):
or I don't know where, but just move them out
out of no one cares. I'd go Tennessee, okay, No, no, Jacksonville, Carolina.

Speaker 5 (57:37):
Jacksonville, Yes, Jacksonville's Florida, right, Yeah, that's Florida.

Speaker 1 (57:43):
That's your boy, Dinger, Dinger.

Speaker 4 (57:46):
Yeah, we'll stick with dinner, okay.

Speaker 1 (57:49):
So then we have the Vagina Giants, New York Giants
go to Commi's the home of the convicted fell and
Judy Kate rapist Donald J. Trump. So you want the
Commis or do you want the Vagina Giants? Who do
you want? Okay? Then Pencil Dick, Pittsburgh, Pansy's, the Steelers

(58:09):
go to the the candy Ass New York Jets.

Speaker 4 (58:14):
And Pittsburgh, Well, stay with the Steelers. That was rus Limbo.

Speaker 1 (58:18):
Yeah, I know, but I know the pill popping that
he was. I won't know why he had all those
Vaga pills with him when he came over. I want,
I don't know about that. Just like the list, he
was okay, he was okay. When I first listened to him,
he became unruly and went far far right. I did.
I like the guy he went far too right. I mean,

(58:38):
I get it.

Speaker 4 (58:38):
Well because he stayed in character.

Speaker 1 (58:40):
I know he was bizarre whatever.

Speaker 5 (58:43):
In the early days he would say, this isn't what
I truly believe, but this is my character. After a
while he couldn't say that anymore.

Speaker 1 (58:53):
Look, bold face lie on YouTube. You know that that's
what I do. I bold face lie and you know
it's what I do. Anyway, So you're taking you're taking pencil, Dick.
So now you have another no care game. The midget
goes into sissy country. Rattlesnake is going to be the
I guess it is. I can't rattle hum. I think
I said, whatever, sissy, Uh, you want the cup the

(59:16):
Arizona cupcakes or the New Orans sissies in the Smelly City?
Who do you want? Do you want? Do you want
the desert or do you want the smelly city Arizona?

Speaker 4 (59:26):
Because they used to be the Saint Louis Cardinal.

Speaker 1 (59:27):
Correct, you know your history very good. Now we have uh,
the Nevada the grate I call them this, I call
them the Nevada min The Nevada miners go to Happy
Ending tea partiers. Okay, happy ending. It's a kind of
no care game. It's a long ways to go to lose.

(59:48):
I think just forfeit and me down with it. And
Vegas is dying because of the tariffs. People are going
to Vegas. That guy from the Vegas the Raiders, Yes,
that's what I call them. I did tell Lost. I
call them the Nevada Miners because the hockey team should
have been the hockey team should have been the Silver Miners,
because it's the Silver State. So my point is Nevada

(01:00:11):
more than just Las Vegas.

Speaker 4 (01:00:12):
There playing New England. Yes, I take New England. My
roommates from.

Speaker 5 (01:00:20):
My roommates from law school were from New England, so
you be well, well, one was Buffalo, so I don't
have that one, but the other one was Rhode Island.

Speaker 1 (01:00:28):
Because because you're bringing in the whole state of Nevada
when you stay in Nevada, if you can do that,
if you can do that, Nevada Miners, I get it.
I just I get the Raiders. I get all that
Las Vegas behavior. But if I had my way, a
hock team would be it'd be the Silver Miners because.

Speaker 5 (01:00:42):
It's I like the Raider that NFL Sunday when what
is it, Kyle Lorenzo or whatever.

Speaker 4 (01:00:50):
That dude that was looked like it's a linebacker. Yeah,
the Raiders.

Speaker 1 (01:00:56):
H Lyelzadel.

Speaker 4 (01:01:00):
Yeah, I loved him.

Speaker 1 (01:01:03):
Well. It was back in the seventies. All these teams
had so many good players. Pittsburgh, Miami, my Cowboys, everywhere.
That's back when they played for the love of the
game and they played hurt too. So so now we
have a no care game. Cocaine City, Miami, Douchebags, Dolphins
go to Indianapolis Cracker Jacks the Colts. It's a no
care game. It's a pickam in theory, it's my, it's my,

(01:01:25):
this is my Daniel. I think my day. I had
to spend condom. This is my Daniel. Uh. New York
Dance spent kind of upside the week.

Speaker 4 (01:01:33):
So because when I was when I was a kid,
was my dude.

Speaker 1 (01:01:39):
But he's not coming back.

Speaker 4 (01:01:41):
I got a bunch of fans where I live, so
I'll go with the Colts.

Speaker 1 (01:01:46):
Okay, so then we have then we have okay Colts
for you. Okay, Cincinnati Sisters go to Cleveland Clown Country.
They're fired by six. You want to since Cincinnati's sisters
or the Cleveland clowns.

Speaker 4 (01:02:04):
Who's the guy uh spank the baby or at the baby?
Cinco Demaya, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
Oo Cinco Yeah, yeah, Ocho Cinco. He's yeah, he was
with us Cincinnati.

Speaker 4 (01:02:17):
So I'll go to Cincinnati.

Speaker 1 (01:02:18):
I like, I love it. I love how you pick
your teams. That's that's. I love that you wouldn't Vegas
would love you because they would. But then again there's
time to be like, who picked just because what they
like can sometimes win money.

Speaker 4 (01:02:32):
That's that's but I do love the Browns.

Speaker 5 (01:02:34):
I think didn't they have a game where they threw
ship on the field and they couldn't finish the game
because they just kept throwing at the players.

Speaker 1 (01:02:41):
I think so that team, if you get a chance,
is called stadium lock up. They do like a show
on these people getting arrested at the games. It's a
great show people getting thrown up, thrown out for So
let's say me and you were there and you started
to start vaping. They see you, they toss you. That's it.

Speaker 4 (01:02:56):
They don't Philadelphia. They're fans, but the Browns just a dotch.

Speaker 1 (01:03:01):
They're animals. It's like phil They're just a bunch.

Speaker 3 (01:03:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:03:04):
If they don't win in there, the world's coming to
an end. It's just it's just that's that they lived
through Cleveland. That's their their Native Americans are there, and
it's just the way it is.

Speaker 4 (01:03:12):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:03:12):
They've been pumpkin ball team. So they'll burn that the
day Cincinnati wins Super Bowl, if they do, if Mike
Brown can still stay alive, he's ninety years old. He
just turned ninety in August. If he can win a
super Bowl before they do here in Cleveland, they will
burn that city of the ground. Cleveland will burn their
city to the ground because that's that.

Speaker 5 (01:03:32):
They there in the Super Bowl and they win one game,
they won the super Bowl, it'd be crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:03:38):
Yeah, they would just did kill anyway. So now we
have maybe they made Tampa Bay Tampons go to Atlanta Fakers,
the ugly second saying in the nation, next to here Minnesota.
So may Day, may Day I like a lot. So
you want to Tampa Bay Tampons or do you want
the Atlanta Fakers.

Speaker 4 (01:03:55):
I don't like either one. I'll go with Atlanta.

Speaker 1 (01:04:01):
Hometown hero here. Okay, the fortune cookies go up to
the from the Bay area to the Seaweed Country. So
fortune Cookies forty nine ers go to the seaweed Emerald City.
We got Donald Duck as a quarterback. And mystery relevant.
Who do you want Fortune Cookies or the seaweed in
Emerald City? Who do you want?

Speaker 4 (01:04:22):
Niners? Diners?

Speaker 1 (01:04:24):
All right? Because they're favorite by three.

Speaker 4 (01:04:27):
The dudeu's driving with today, Chuck and he was a
big he's big. He grew up out there. He's a
big Niners all right.

Speaker 1 (01:04:33):
So that's that's my home cooking up for the week, Seattle.
So I think they win that division. That's gonna be
a very good game. Whoever wins, that's gonna be a
good game. I mean, I don't really care. I mean
I don't know. There's no money, just my word what
it's worth. So now we have the Tennessee Tater Tots.
They grow down to den they go over to Denver
Burrito Country. You're gonna have camcorder the first World draft choice,

(01:04:54):
Denver Burritos. It's love Denver, yep to want Denver. Yeah, Okay,
So the Houston Tacos they go across to the Lost
and just raccoons. The rams Okay, their favorite.

Speaker 4 (01:05:08):
Bite hard to believe Houston still has a team.

Speaker 1 (01:05:10):
Yeah, well that's what Tennessee went to. So tacos or
the raccoons. Who do you want?

Speaker 4 (01:05:17):
I like raccoons.

Speaker 1 (01:05:18):
Okay, you can have them. Except yeah, that's right, the raccoon.
It's this man told out his car. We call him
Crash on YouTube and in Santa Claus because do you
do you do Santa Claus in the winter time? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Santa Claus.

Speaker 4 (01:05:35):
Looks I've never I've never crashed the sleigh.

Speaker 1 (01:05:39):
Right now, he's driving, allegedly driving semi. We will see
if he runs somebody over the semi, that would be
very bad. Then he'll be in the huskow. His wife
will be a widow.

Speaker 4 (01:05:48):
We're trying to stay out of prison.

Speaker 1 (01:05:51):
Well he could be your own lawyer, you know what
the hell?

Speaker 5 (01:05:53):
Right?

Speaker 4 (01:05:54):
Yeah, but prison's no fun.

Speaker 1 (01:05:57):
I know, well depending it's if I've never in there.
I worked for that worked for the prison up in
uh Linel Lakes. The minimum securities are nice. They're they're
actually I mean the camp ones where that could what's
your name is the that chick Maxwell? Those are nice.
Those things are nice because you can watch TV. I mean,
you don't you know, you know, I'm not saying I'm
not anty going to prison, but when you go those

(01:06:18):
minimum security you have a lot of freedom to screw around.
You can cook, right, I mean, I'll take the I'll
take those ones where the white collar go to, like
the guys that steal money from people.

Speaker 4 (01:06:29):
Those are the Maxwell ladies and a nice one right bus.

Speaker 1 (01:06:36):
You know as much as the hunch Donald Jay so
MotorCity Kiddies, me barm exposure is hit in his behalf
goes to the Green Bay Penis Packers. So you want
the motor Packers, you want to me Penis Packers. Okay,
they're favorite by three, all.

Speaker 4 (01:06:54):
Right, they usually beat up on the Bears.

Speaker 1 (01:06:58):
This is my because now went to uh, Baltimore went
to one, so it was my Kobe the ky Mira
clups of the week. But now I went to I'm
still taking Baltimore. So I'm gonna have to change my
Kobe the Kitty to uh uh Seattle one. I'm gonna
have to change my Kobe the Kitty because this no
longer no longer uh So my Seattle one is Cobe

(01:07:20):
the Kitty because Baltimore now went to one point. Because
before when I locked in on my yesterday is one.
So it went over to Baltimore at one point, just
like that over the Swang. So, my Kobe the Kitty
is gonna be in Seattle. I have to take me
Kobe the key Mira clups. That will be Seattle this
year this week, ladies, gentleman. So now Baltimore was I.

Speaker 4 (01:07:43):
Think Tayner was a Seattle fan before it became a
Dallas fan.

Speaker 1 (01:07:47):
Oh is he a Dallas fan?

Speaker 4 (01:07:49):
Yeah, he adopted Dallas.

Speaker 1 (01:07:53):
You stay a fan people always. I mean, wherever this
may I go, I'll be a Cowboys fan. I became
a Blackhawks fan because the North Star left. You know
what I'm saying, tay flipped. I don't do that kind
of behavior. The only reason I went to Blackhawks. When
they went down to Dallas. I'm like, I wasn't I was.
I wasn't gonna do it. I just wasn't gonna give.
I just couldn't do it. I was so pissed and
they left. I followed them until they all left, all

(01:08:15):
the guys. But I went to my next year to
was the Blackhawks. And it's just the way it was
because they were you know, they were my one of
my favorite teams that I.

Speaker 4 (01:08:24):
Was Miami, but net Era with the thrid Gurinator and
McMahon and uh.

Speaker 1 (01:08:29):
Well, I worked with the girl at at.

Speaker 4 (01:08:31):
Peyton Manning, not Peyton Manning, the running back dude.

Speaker 1 (01:08:38):
For who oh Bayton Peyton. Well, just like a girl
I worked at International Hair good It's nice girl. Her
name is Chris. She decides because the Vikings to be
a Packer fan just because she's mad at the Vikings,
Like he just don't do that behavior.

Speaker 4 (01:08:53):
Half.

Speaker 1 (01:08:53):
Come on, it's like you take the go with the bad.
I mean, my Cowboys suck. It's obituary. First, you follow
your club. You don't just change because you're pissed. You know,
bandwaggon it, you know, I mean, I get it. So
I'm taking BALTI Who do you want? Buffal Baltimore? Buffalo
Buffalo of course? Wow? Okay, then that could be your Kobe,
the kiddie.

Speaker 5 (01:09:13):
So then you got one of my one of the
other drivers I'm working for. He grew up in Buffalo,
and then there was a big Buffalo fan when I
was in law.

Speaker 4 (01:09:25):
School, like ninety three ninety two. He was crazy Buffalo.
We had to and we had to go watch Buffalo
every weekend.

Speaker 1 (01:09:34):
So the last one here money football is Minnesota. Mosquitoes
go to city organized crime. They're fired by two. Your
Chicago bitches, you got you got Colliflowers, second year in
the National Fixed League, up against Mickey D. So it's
gonna be a big game.

Speaker 2 (01:09:51):
I got it.

Speaker 4 (01:09:51):
I gotta be in Chicago.

Speaker 1 (01:09:52):
Yeah, you take the bitches, but I understand. As always,
she goes, So anyways, my friend, I appreciate you coming
on the show. I gotta shut this thing down and
appreciation Grits coming on the show. Tanks coming on the show.
I will talk to you later. Okay, all right, thank
the NFL. There you go. It is Carl that's always
gonna have him come on the show. Anyways, you guys,

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it's a long show. But when you have you along
like that. He knows numb up football either do I.
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