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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Well, I'm the hell are you welcome? Welcome to the
NFL podcast. It is week six the National fix It League.
Oh yes, your favorite audio addiction on the video platform. Horrible, horrible,
horrible week for me. But it's no fun when I'm
getting thing right. It's kind of fun once in all,
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and I have to earn my supper. We were six
for eight. I called the Arizona game. I was wrong.
They came from my back and someone decided not to
follow the direction and just keep the ball with you.
And he chewed him out again in the game, and
he was apologizing. But yes, six and eight forty seven
thirty one. In week five, the National fix It League
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got the brats in here with me. Suellen came in
every Vikings won, My Cowboys won. Jerry Jones is getting
two hundred two thousand dollars a little soft in the
belly because he's making poor choices and flipping off the
candy ass New Yor Jets fans and claiming it was
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But it was when you're a podcaster and I speak
out and I'm a big Hunch fan. You guys know that,
but it is what it is. Gal locations the United States, Mexico, Canada, Australia, Germany, right,
and let my people go New Zealand and Ecuador and Greece.
I think I lose Zealand. My next my next time
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I moved over there. Ackerland is five times so someone
New Zealand by American citizen. He moved over there and
he was really nice.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Man.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Mexico is a big time one there too as well.
It's a bunch Mexico City, bunch appreciated making Mexico City
and o Canada. We need to buy you guys Canadian
Fotball League and go to forty and the kids sixteen games.
Expand the playoffs, while I'm saying Ontario, Alberta, Manitoba, British
Columbia and Quebec. All roll in all those and the
geolocations the United States. It's four hundred ninety eight almost
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five hundred last thirty days. Texas is a big one.
Fort Worth, Houston, Manie Moore, San Antonio football team in Florida.
I haven't seen my team, my buc back in Miami,
Cocaine City, Jacksonville. Big game, you guys had. Fleming Island
is six times. Thank you. Washington pass called Olympia Beer.
You guys are always there four times in Oregon and Portland.
My sister lived out there. In California, you always the
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biggest one. Glendora, San Diego couple are approved. I have
stay all bunch of stuff. I have a whole bunch.
In Minnesota is Minneapolis, Dot Center Case and Chisholm, Chism
you're new. I like Chisholm. I've been there before. Cool
New York home at Lowly. You got a bunch nau
T c A T sixteen. Thank you, North Toromina and
Brooklyn to bedou Rochester, State Lowne. I like State Lowne.
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I've been fun to go over there and the Yankees
a team I think is still there. Beautiful stadium. I
totally had a friend of mine and I worked with
his son got her friend got drafted by the Yankees,
and he's in the room with Steinberger and he offered
him up. It was one hundred thousand dollars contract, free
room board, and the dad goes, how about a hundred
and twenty? He goes, get out of my office. So
it's like a one hundred dollars whatever it was then
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the free room board and you know, we'll give it
as a one year tryout in the A And he's like,
get out of my office. I said, yes, yeah, I'll
take it. You know. I'm like, I'll pick anything else up.
And you need thank you, mister Seinberg. What do we
sign if a champ with the Yankees? Nah? Ball, that's
while I'll go. It's a beautiful stadium. I mean, I went,
I've been out to Virginia Beach, Saint Louis, you're eleven times,
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thank you. Wiscani is a watertown. You're pretty good. Madison
too as well, and the Ohio was Columbus Franklin Lebanon.
You guys be that trade Virginia. You see when Virginia
here's aspron Bannon Alexandera. South Carolina's still the same thing.
Loris North Carolina, Pikesville, High Point, Concord, Vegas. Still you know,
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five times, thank you, welcome back, and Utah football team
too as well. Also, its taking time in Salt Lake
City on a full West Bealley City. Thank you so
much everybody that rolls in appreciate it. That kids on
your Dave Maryland's money, a little mone of you in Baltimore.
But anyways, you guys, welcome, welcome, Welcome to the NFL podcast.
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How the hell are you? I'm feeling wonderful and delicious,
outrageous and contagious. And I called the Arizona game, but
uh it you the guy I guess he got yelled at.
Tater Todds came storming back and one one. He had
a long run. He didn't couldn't. Just you know, I
see Jacob came in, seabiscuit, came in midget, was zip
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zip on the ground, was rushing. Tds were Carter Murray
got one and night gall got one. Camcorse one, I
and t my boy friend, my Dallas Cowboys Polo got
one and U good game there, but they win. I
called it didn't work two and three and they go
one to four. Only one oh left is the Candy
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s Jets. So interesting game. Tampa BAYB thirty threty five
A good game. I called that one was a fun game.
That was a fun game. Field at the end to
win it two tds both the White got two in
the ground and then one went to Ubaka in the
air and also still in Shepherd Donald Duck not one
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but four TV's one I and t uh shampanet Weber
and he went to Nigeria a t bayinner got two
and let me see here now my glasses on. So
but that was a fun game. I mean I had
I had got lucky in that one to go with
the kiddy me me me, so get that done. Way
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to go, bitches and comedies won twenty Comedies beat the Cockroaches, bastards,
Motor City Kitties beat the Cincinnatis sisters and then talk
about that one coming through a pass thing and talk
about he got three tds Garfield and one went to
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Montcomer in the ground and also we went in the air.
It was three times with porta Gibbons and Dasala and
uh brown knows who are three tds three? I n
t's two to Chase and one to Higgins. I guess
they traded for the uh what do I call him?
I had a nickname my head right? What the hell
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they traded for him? The hell from Cleveland clowns but
new and Tea Partiers beat Buffalo, Oh went twenty three
to twenty Way to go, You know, I had a
nice party card. M Jake was Zipsy, two on the
ground was Moon the hell's I can't pronounce Stevens and
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then Josh which he two T went I and t's
one went to uh Samuel and Kennon okay. And then
we have Jacksonville jack Cops thirty one twenty eight. I
guess that Jones got quit on it, so they were
paid by four. Jacksonville does a Kobe the Kiddy thirty
one twenty eight. Let's see here now, Holme Slice got one,
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T one I and T he on the ground Helen
cont got two. He was trying to get to Kelsey
that one in I n t he got one give
him six and uh, oh, the hell's Trevor's what I
call him? I came. Fabio was one T y and
t he got twice. He got one time out of
his out of his hands, and then Parker Washington got six.
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So they win. Jacksonville does. Yeah, it is what it is.
Man a hold in the lowly man. But what's his
name got traded to Cincinnati's sisters. It's pretty interesting. I
call him fecal matter. Fecal matter got traded. But just
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six days afternoon. That's the way she goes. Uh car
question for the Carter is questionable for the Eagles game
Thursday night tomorrow. U Kevin whatever an about shredder spot
and kebout depth chart. Ben Johnson don't plays Hill Mary
and Patrick is ready for commanders take him as apology
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NFL fan for delay so entering. It's too bad. They
shouldn't should that ready. I just I don't understand that behavior.
I don't get you better have plenty of plenty of
stuff ready, rock and roll. It's just dumb. You couldn't call.
That's why I hate that's on your on your phone.
But yeah, all these things going on, so it happens
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out there. Said they're done anyways. Bob and Cheese is
limited to out for practice Wednesday. So what was his name?
Dart Bullseye. It happened with him? You call it Ted,
the talking head here, let me see you all quick
here called Ted. I don't think what Sam he's gonna
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call the show, call the show. I don't think he will.
But we'll see the decline of Jay Wire. Let me
see something here, perfect do we go?
Speaker 3 (12:34):
All right?
Speaker 2 (12:34):
We go?
Speaker 1 (12:34):
All right? All right, let's call it to the talking head.
So yesterday the lie Parton's sister says, pray for Dolly.
Well realize, I guess what the internet's gonna wonder what's
going with your sister? So I saw that last night,
and guess what, you know, people freaked out. I'm like,
it's stupid, man, you're saying that stuff. Gotta you gotta
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realize that behavior. But it's like I saw that, and
sure not, people get you're on the internet. She's a
very well loved woman. I think she's a sweetheart her
alm but I do like her. She's a nice lady.
She writes her own stuff. But I saw that. I'm like, yeah,
what happens, man, He's he gets say stupid stuff like that.
Do thinks she's dying?
Speaker 2 (13:18):
You know?
Speaker 1 (13:18):
It's like, you know, she's put her money into a
lot of good things. But yeah, so I was. I
mean it was a good week. I mean, I I
wish I could do I wish I could I could
win more. But it's if I can pick stuff like that,
then it's a serious problem. I shouldn't I shouldn't be
getting in twelve and four. So this week it's tacos
and uh mosquitoes on it run By. It's about to
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the talking heads. He was available. Shall we let's get
his young ass in here? Shall we tad the talking head? Mmmm?
Speaker 3 (14:03):
Hey, what's happening?
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Well, this is the New York Jets owner calling, wondering
if you'd let to coach your club the sidelines.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
My god, what a disgrace.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Talk to them. I talked on the phone phone today.
We discussed his behavior. I think he's wondering if he
should have ever left Detroit.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
You know what I'm saying, Yeah, I should have left
him there. Man.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Oh, he was just looking his face last week and
just shaking his head.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
I mean, don't don't get chucky or anything. You know,
don't get a guy who won something, get a DEI
zero experience head coach. I don't work out.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Well, what's do they want him?
Speaker 3 (14:36):
Who?
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Remember Green Bay Penis Packers fired a guy who they
their first year they was African American Sherman. Didn't they
fire him that first year or something?
Speaker 3 (14:44):
I know, well, I know the Patriots covered a Mayo
after one year.
Speaker 1 (14:48):
Yeah, I think I'm talking the I'm talking, I'm talking
the I'm talking the coach Sherman. I think the Green
Bay Penis Packers fired their their their their their coach.
I got to one year. He was an African American
John Sherman guy. They fired his after one day.
Speaker 4 (15:04):
So you know, eventually, you know when you start yelling
and screaming, you know, and that's your mantra, you know that,
and things are getting worse.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
People stop listening.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
Well, look at Urban Meyer. He didn't last for long.
Jack Offs. Now look at they're successful. They're finally regrouping
after he destroyed that club. You know, so he did
Reby Meyer. So what's the what's what's the skullbuck on
your candy s Jets? Are they ready to know?
Speaker 3 (15:28):
Nobody cares? Really complete indifference. They're not even like an
NFL team at this point.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Yeah, the only it's the only o left you're oher
and five everyone else over gun.
Speaker 3 (15:39):
And they're gonna lose this week in uh in England.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
So they're gonna be going sixth and then probably win
against Carolina.
Speaker 3 (15:48):
But hopefully not that's gonna be.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
There'll be a no care game. And when when that happens,
you know, yeah, whether.
Speaker 5 (15:54):
The Jets will get three or four wins useless meaningless
wins and those wins will keep.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
Him out of the quarterback or whatever the hell you
know the players that you need to sign.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
I've been listening to what's his help? What what a bomber?
Or just was Peyton Manning's nephew? Whatever? Hell, he's been
a completely he hasn't done anything. And it's like the
guy was going over all these five card, five star
recruits that the guy went through in the video, and
he went through all these other people who came in
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the NFL. We're spoke. He still like he was just like,
you know, look at Tom Brady came in as an
under a sixth, seventh round and got in the right
system and it was successful. What happens with people? He'd
rather be I'd rather be draft in the second on
like like Pip Squeak for the Eagles. He was second
over second round. You know, home Slice was laid in
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the late in the draft, and guess what the first round.
But he waited a whole year and look where he's at,
you know, yeah, yeah, you know, so if you're have
a quarterback first round overall, he'd better be ready to
start or he can or he understated, and he waits
for a full year and you have something he carries
the clipboard and I get it like Home Slices did so,
but yeah, it's and you got to pick the right guy, correct.
It's a mature and smart and can be a leader.
(17:10):
You know, you don't want people missing practices or whatever else.
Then need a professional athlete, you know.
Speaker 4 (17:15):
So yeah, I mean, look at Dion's kid, right, he
was saying he was supposed to be a first round pick.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
He didn't go into what round?
Speaker 4 (17:24):
Six round?
Speaker 1 (17:24):
And then playing until to draft and well with jackle
down he might be playing, you know, yeah, so, but
what do you think about the trade of over going
from the Cleveland Clowns over the Cincinnati Sisters.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
Oh I didn't see it.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
What's his name again? On the quarter I had just
mentioned it in the show's yeah, I call him fiical
matter matter, he's a wash man. What I told my
wife she goes, she goes, what about Captain Kirk? I go,
that'd be good, but they don't want to pay that.
I said. If they're going to get somebody, it's going
to be cheap. And guess what, no quicker that side
of my mouth. Within twenty four hours. There's a trade,
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I said. I said, mister Brown, he wants but he's like, okay,
what can we get. It's a checkbook drafting behavior that
the Vikings used to do way back when here's my check.
But when you play for this ted, you know, that's
what when you don't have any money. So I said,
they want to try to win, but they don't want
to win, you know what I mean? Because Kirk would
cost him money then that would be a big you know.
(18:26):
That's why I feel five for the wheelbarrow. He's gonna
go down as a Dan Marino because he doesn't have
the ownership the cares and it's too bad. They have
him good thing, but they have no offensive line, which
is that's your insurance policy. Why do you think he
was so good out there in New England with Tom Brady.
They gave him all day to write a book every
single play. Yeah, that's what the same thing with Tray,
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but he had a great offensive line. That's your insurance policy.
It's like, your life insurance policy isn't for you, Ted,
it's for your lovely hell no wife when you pass away. Yeah,
to help with the insurance, well, with the house, that's
what that's for. I just despribed when somebody has three
kids and they're forty years old and they have no health,
they have no life insurance policy, and I see him
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go fund me.
Speaker 3 (19:10):
It's like really, yeah, and that ain't gonna last you long.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
My wife does have no go fund me. Well, I'm
she'll be a million when I die, she'll be were wealthier.
I'm worth more dead than I'm alive. Yeah, that's what
it should be. Unlike Prince who didn't have the guts
have a a good you know, will. So they're still
crawling over his dead body, giving out stuff that he
didn't approve of.
Speaker 6 (19:33):
Yeah they do, Hey, I'll there do they give tours
of his placers that uh.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Well they open that he was his body wasn't even
wasn't even warm while cold. Yet they already were opening
up the UH for a tour and then they have
like a two event levels. Just have one level and
the one level of the tour and then you walk through.
You look at when I went and saw Lambert what's
his name?
Speaker 2 (19:53):
On?
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Lambert was his Who was that piano guy who had
ninety seven? He was a piano guy in Las Vegas
and it was a gay man. What the hell? I
went to both of his areas. It was really cool.
You walk through just like the elbows say is you
walk through. The cars are like you left it yesterday.
Here it is there, it is. You look at all
this stuff. You have a good time. There's no different levels.
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So yeah, they put out music that he doesn't approve of,
you know, that's it, and that he didn't Okay. It's
just like when John Lennon died, what the Beatles do?
They put out music that you know, that's what they did,
and that's just too bad. With with prints, They're they're
crawling over his dead body, you know, to put out stuff.
I wouldn't cross over that body before you get go.
And I saw yesterday last I went to pet it said,
UH prayers for Dolly Parton right the sister as for prayers,
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she doesn't realize on the internet because she's a very
beloved woman. Okay, I would love to meet her. She's
a sweetheart. I think she's done a lot of good
stuff for a lot of good songs. She has that
Dolly world. She's put her money back in the economy.
Don't say that because right away people that adore this
woman are gonna freak out. You know they're gonna and
they freaked out. I'm like, told me, she's just too stupid.
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I remember when I remember when Loretto Lima was dyeing
and someone came out and said it, and she's going, hey,
well she teachs your prayers because she was dying. She
eventually did. But you don't say that on the internet
because people are going to freak. The people that love
this woman will freak. So then she's like, don't say anything. Okay,
So DoD Play had a car her sister. Hey, honey,
(21:18):
I appreciate, but don't do that to me because Peter
are probably calling her because I know she does.
Speaker 3 (21:22):
You got to put out a video she did. Yeah,
I think she's dealing with kidney stones.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Yeah stuff, I think I read that last week and
now she's getting she's the older person. She does a
lot of traveling. That's gonna happen her body. It's like,
just don't say that kind of behavior. Woman, It's it's
Dolly's life. Don't be doing that to write. I as
soon as I saw that next morning I told my wife,
I said, I was gonna tire you that. And as
soon as I saw it, I'm like, dumb move unless
she's because I heard she has some health problems. I
had that was what it was. But when you ask
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for prayers, people think that's the end.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
Yeah, I thought it was the end.
Speaker 1 (21:53):
So that's stupid to say that, you know, it's just dumb.
It's like just people don't realize how much your sister
is beloved, and how the internet responds to that. You know,
she's a I'd love to meet her. She seems like
it's just a sweetheart. And I love how she's put
her money back in the economy and we had to
lie world. You know, that's a correct legacy when she
passes on, you know, yeah, you know, instead of spending it. Also,
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and then I love how she said my songs are
my children. You know, I will never sell them, you
know how was her nephew. I'd say maybe twenty years younger. Listen,
and I'll take care of your songs when you're gone. Well, well,
I know you're deliteracy. Guess what your money when you're gone.
Your money will go to good things while you're gone.
I will make sure you're will go into a bank account,
and we'll go to charity. And I'll take maybe fifty
grand a year to run your to run your music
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stuff if that. But you know, just I'll be like
an executive of your estate, and all your music money
will go to something good. And so I tell her,
don't worry about it all your I won't. I won't
be prostituting you when you're gone. I want your legacy
be long after I'm gone. It's like Liberachi. People are
stealing his rings and stuff when he died. He had
all these houses, So people are stealing his stuff when
(22:56):
he died. Yeah, and so instead of somebody say and listen,
let's put all your stuff in a really nice, big museum,
and I'm gonna take care of all your past. I'm
gonna take care of your legacy. They didn't because he
closed the first down on the second one. But now
it's all in storage. But people don't care about history
in the first place, they really don't. So I know
they're selling. They're selling Elvis's place, so I know they're
trying to been trying to sell Elvis's place for a
(23:17):
long time out there, and so was Prince's place, who's
up for sale, trying to make money on it. So yeah,
they don't care about anyways. So enough talking music, which
you always get into you here in the NFL podcast.
So anyways, my friend, week six and can you believe
it's six pack already? We have the tacos and the
mosquitoes are at home making babies. We have fifteen games. Okay,
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the first one is in New Jersey. You're in the
shades are pulled on what they're pulled down? Blue yem hmm,
mister mister bullseye. The quarterback? Is is he that cats
me out in New York? Now together?
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (23:52):
When is he that everyone wants to have his baby?
Or what's the deal?
Speaker 5 (23:55):
Yeah, you know it's he's a new toy, a shiny
new toy, you know, so you know they'll give him,
they'll give him.
Speaker 3 (24:04):
You know, a past when in a city year.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Where that one guy go to the one that was
his mom, that one quarterback A couple of the pizza guy.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
Well, I don't know, yeah you got uh yeah toveto. Yeah,
you know, I don't know. I don't know who picked
him up. I thought it was New England, but I
could be wrong.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Okay. I mean that was a big thing in that
town and loved it, me and I loved Everyone loves
a backup quarterback to.
Speaker 3 (24:27):
As well the most popular.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
So the city Bully Shove got embarrassed last week. They
got embarrassed at home if they didn't come to watch
you lose. Okay, the past interference at the end was question,
but still it should come down to one past get
it done in Philly. Okay, there's a lot of episodes
like it'ld be nice to pick a couple of those
one hundred dollars in small fortune. You know, I've been
nice one hundred dollars bill on a couple of these
uh opposite city and you know, a nice couple, maybe
(24:52):
a grant or so, and have a nice uh steak
dinner and placed on high steak box. I can lose
it all, what the hell, But you lose it first
should make sure you eat a good meal and then
you go lose it, so you make sure then you
put your pocket one hundred in your pocket. So when
you're losing the money, it's just you give it right back,
you know, after you win the National Fixed League. So
(25:12):
so what do you do you think Jerry Jones should
just simply pay the fine for giving your candys Jets
the finger? What do you think?
Speaker 3 (25:18):
I think it's exit. I think it's a big fine. Man.
You know, I have no problem with what he did,
to be honest with you, you know, just no Jets fans.
I've been there, just own up to it. Jerry. He
just horrible, horrible, horrible people. So you know what they
had that coming to him, plus a lot more so.
But Jerry, I'd let Jerry off the hook.
Speaker 1 (25:42):
So if you were Captain Mark, you just say you
call him and say shame on you. You know, don't
do it again.
Speaker 3 (25:46):
Ryder said I should have gave him both. You know,
I could have used two fingers, but I only used one.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
Could you imagine you did that if you did both? Yeah, Like,
let's say he's drinking Hennessy and he's and he's drinking
gangs juice. You see, Jerry put up both both fingers.
That'd be I mean two.
Speaker 3 (26:01):
Fifty g's man. That's that's some serious cat.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Yeah, that's Captain America finding the owner of who he
works for.
Speaker 3 (26:11):
Yeah. I don't know where that money goes.
Speaker 1 (26:13):
But it goes to charity. All those all those, all
those finds go to charity. Remember Dingle Door what's his name,
Dingle I will tell us his name. He was money football,
he was offensive lineman. And there was fighting one time,
you know, in a game, and he goes, I did
it once. My wife yelled at me because the check
was short, and she goes to ever fight again. Yeah,
she goes. My wife told me he got some minor fines.
(26:35):
And he goes when I fought somebody, And he goes,
my wife, I got fined a game check or something
and what it was. And she goes, my wife was
passed to do that again. She's I'm kicking you out.
And then he goes and they're fighting, and he goes,
they're gonna have a good Christmas, you know. He goes
because he goes. All this goes to the Boys and
Girls Club, you know, they do it, all goes Nion Hockey,
same thing, all goes to charity allegedly, but it all goes.
Speaker 3 (26:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
So that's the best thing about It's like when you
throw football in the fee up up in the thing.
It's what they find if you handle football to somebody,
they charge you for the football. So but that's your thing,
I say. I just say, handed to somebody, handed to
a military and the young forces, or a kid in
the opposite jersey that you're wearing, you know, that's well, yeah,
that's why I look it just volcanic scam. He always
(27:20):
handed somebody with football, you know what I'm saying. I
like that, and they do that, you know because then yeah,
because Emma kept all us and then he was selling
them at the end. I think he told me and
I saw that he was selling them.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
Yeah, yeah, I remember Emmy collecting.
Speaker 1 (27:31):
Them all and he's selling them a little pastard.
Speaker 4 (27:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:34):
Anyway, so the sea Brolly shovel goes to New Jersey.
I'm taking it right now. It's eight forty one is over.
I'm taking thirty six ten The idiots Pip Pips Squeak
takes down your bull's eye out there in New Jersey. Baby,
you're born to run. You want the vagina Giants to
the filth adelthy idiots.
Speaker 4 (27:54):
Now I'm waiting for Barkley to start running man, So
I'm hoping it's to this week, but it's Thursday.
Speaker 3 (28:01):
You know, he's a little more motivated playing the Gigantics.
So right, I'll take the Eagles in uh in the cover.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
Right, I forgot about the forgot about the homecoming. I
don't know, but you know he was a good runner.
These Giants had again north and south of this guy.
Don't put him on sweep, he's not fast enough. Put
him north and south. Whenever I watch the north and
south of the guy, just love it because this push,
that's all they do, is it growed grade. Whenever there's
a sweep is always holding. Always it's usually a tight
(28:28):
end of the tackle who will usually hold somebody or
wide receiver around the corner because they have to hold
their they have to hold their their their blocks. You know,
it's just up the middle and run for glory. It's
all I'm asking. So your Jets, New Jersey are losing
a home team where the shades can be pulled down
Green and Burritos three and two. The o is still
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there with your blank look on their look I'm going
and they're gonna put your shout out, and I think
your your coach will probably resign and move to uh Hill,
deport himself to South Africa or something. But you get
beat twenty six. Nothing overseas taking a game of money
out of the working class. Do you want the Denver
dickheads ak burritos or your candy ass new This is
(29:13):
gonna be a beating man.
Speaker 5 (29:15):
An absolute beating Jets awful both sides of the ball.
You know, coach has no clue, So take take Denver.
Whatever the hell the points are watching the Jets every game.
Speaker 3 (29:28):
It just they don't go up. They don't go a
series without making a mistake, like a blatant mistake where
it's a penalty. You know, someone falls down, runs the
wrong route. It's just very tough to watch.
Speaker 1 (29:40):
Go with Go with Denver? Mm hmmm, Kiki. So then
we have the Raccoons with the stiff goes to Gibberts,
Ray Rice who in the bloody white suit, the gritty city.
They're one and four. I think my I think I
will be wrong again. They may make they want they
may not make the super Bowl this year, the Tourney,
(30:01):
but they're favored by eight and the over under is
forty five. The Raccoons. I am going to go with
Raccoons twenty for another pitch, twenty four to nothing. That
team is that their defense. There's just they have a
lot of injuries out there and the jackal will see
if he comes back. But you want the Raccoons to
the Jailbirds.
Speaker 3 (30:22):
I gotta go with the Raccoons. The jail Birds have
let me down all season long.
Speaker 1 (30:27):
Yep.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
Maybe they want my pick to take it, so it's
not looking good on the my AFC side.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
I think we both kind of curse the Jailbird. Maybe
you might get make it. You might get a visit
from a Jailbird fan. Maybe Ray Rice and Ray in
the in the bloody white suit and Ray ray Rice
and uh, you know what's his name? Ray Rice?
Speaker 2 (30:48):
Who?
Speaker 1 (30:48):
And the buddy what do I call that? Yeah? Ray
Ray Rice and Lewis will come to your house, you know, yeah,
yeah Ray Lewis, Yeah, Ray Lewis with the bluddy white suit. Yeah,
Ray Rice who in the buddy white suit? I forgot
about that. I who I'm talking about? Radaro I s
the old bowling ball. They need to be outraged to
see the paunch. It's amazing. He drags her out of
the hotel at the hotel elevator in Vegas. But oh god,
(31:12):
she didn't. He didn't. She didn't, he didn't fart, and
she passed out. But then I told my wife, I said,
there's a video out there in that elevator of him punching.
I said, that will be released and then there'll be
a problem, you know, I said, trust me, when you're
in the hotel and you're in that you're video everywhere
except except in the bedroom. But who knows. But I said,
(31:33):
like when she got she fell in some water in
Vegas last year. Yeah, and I was walking looking for it,
and I guarantee it. They watched us walk in when
she fell down. They probably followed me in the camera
where I went, you know what I'm saying, because soon
as she fell down the water, they probably popped the
camera up, Yeah, and watched us come down the escalator.
I gave her a kiss, then she walked and she
fell down, and I walked over and the big black guy,
(31:54):
I go, are you Joe, You're gonna go? This is
your wife? And I go, She's sitting on the ground
as she fell down, so I guarantee it. They've watched
her fall down washby Walker looking for a blackjack table,
which I couldn't find. You know, everyone was twenty five bucks.
There's no ten dollars tables. I just kind of wow, wow, oh,
there's no ten dollars tables in Vegas anymore. None, there's none.
Everything is everything is twenty five everything. There's no more,
(32:18):
only ten dollars tables. Is maybe if you get off
the strip somewhere, if you're lucky, everything is fifteen to
twenty bucks. And they don't give two flying f's about
working classes anymore. So we're both taking the raccoons or
the jailbirds, Ray Royce who then we have the Seaweed.
This is kind of this is a pick them, but
I'm gonna get in the bandwagon. I mean, I like
Donald Duck, you know, I like the guy. This could
(32:39):
go either way here. This is if Seattle could win
this game. They're favored by the Jackville Jackovs Gator Country,
They're favored by one, and I'm gonna go forty to
thirty over Seaweed. This is gonna be a good game.
People that listen to me out there in Seattle, Olympia Wisconsin.
I'm an Olympia Washington. They listen to me all the time.
There's seaweed goes to there'd be a lot. It's of
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long trip, it's a long flight, but it's this could
this could be a coin flip. Who has if it's
if it's as good as I think it's good, it's
come down. Who has a ball last? You know what
I'm saying, the old field goal with yeah, time left,
but I'm taking Fabio to beat the seaweed? Donald Duck?
You want Donald Duck with the jack ops? Who do
you want?
Speaker 3 (33:21):
I'm gonna go with Donald Duck. He seems to be
playing pretty good out there.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
So yea, Minnesota didn't need him, you know, didn't need him,
but he's doing pretty good. They're three and two and
they're doing doing well. So they're doing just fine. So
it's good to see. So now my beloved Cowboys kind
of a no care game. Jerry Jones the middle finger,
they'll be all. He goes in the road again to Carroll,
the owner of the Carolina Parasites. One time, got argue
(33:45):
with somebody too as well. He was arguing with somebody
one time when he was one of the fans or
something he got. He got fined for being an idiot
too as well. So yeah, half pint is a quarterback.
The Piranha The Able Sold showed Jerry Jones two two
and one. That tie makes he's pisses me off? Is
there a that's a that's a positive? Should be a negative?
(34:07):
So they're favorite by three. I'm gonna I guess I'm
gonna ride my cowboys. But you know something, three one,
ten and I think we win. But this another one
we could uh it could be could could be a
trap game. They go in thinking they're they're they're hot
hot Tomalies. They're gonna go and win and watch. You know,
the parasites have nothing to lose. What the hell your
house won? You were at home income the beloved Cowboys.
(34:27):
We have a lot of cowboy fans in there. I
guarantee it. You want the parasites or you want your
boy Jerry Jones, And then then you want the criminals
or do you want the parasites? Who do you want?
Speaker 2 (34:36):
I'm gonna go with Jerry because, uh, Prescott's are playing
great all season.
Speaker 3 (34:40):
Then so why not just keep it going. He's rolling.
I ride them all.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
Right ride them cowboy. So now we have fecal matter
went over to Cincinnati. So we're gonna have Dill Pickle.
I don't call him Bill Pickle. The dial Dylan the
Dell Pickle is one and four, and then we'll see
Schredder gets in. I think the what's his name, the backup,
the quarterback who was on pup whatever, he's his name?
(35:08):
A massage, Happy ending part one, and they go and
see the bullfaced liar, the Cleveland clo I think it's
a guaranteed drama. I think bullfaced liar. I think I'm wrong.
He's gonna win that division with Pencil Dick, so I
mean Deal Pickle. Dill Pickle takes on the bold faced
Liar in Steele City and thirty to twenty one. But
(35:30):
like I said, they did miss the playoffs. His wife,
Penscylick has his clothing shop in in in Pittsburgh. They'd
burn that place to ground, especially if they lose this game. Yeah,
for some reason, Deal Pickle looks like he belongs the
Hall of Fame. People we pissed in that town. So
you want the Pittsburgh Pansies or do you want the
Cleveland clowns?
Speaker 3 (35:49):
Come on. I gotta go with mister Rogers, neighborhood man.
He's playing. He's playing good.
Speaker 4 (35:54):
Okay, bull face locking, yeah, you know of many names,
but one thing he's he wins, so keep rolling.
Speaker 1 (36:03):
Oh my goodness, your boy, it's by six yea. So
then we have new and Tea Partiers. Mister Happyenning part
to the owner and boy I kind of want to
call him Blockhead goes this smelly city, New Orleans. So
clam Chotter goes into some you know, hot sauce country.
(36:25):
So cam quarter Who is the quarter is? Who's the quarterback?
Speaker 2 (36:29):
Now?
Speaker 1 (36:31):
Dracula is Dracula is the quarterback? And I think ratherlind
Hum is the one for one and four. So I'm
taking Tea Partiers to win this game. They better, I mean,
they're playing good football. I'm gonna go. It's a no
care game, but I'm gonna go twenty one to ten.
I'll take doing Tea Partiers. Three and two go to
smelly say one and four. Who do you think a.
Speaker 2 (36:52):
Man smelly city is not that good? So I'm gonna
go Tea Partiers, even though they won last week against
the Gigantics. Yep, but uh yeah, I'll go with the
tea partiers.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
Yeah, by four one four another another game. This could
go anyway, you never know, So that's these these are
these games. Yeah, yeah, you get if you let's say
you've got a uh, what's the suicide bad thing? You
got to pick a team here and let's say one
or the other. Who do you pick? I mean it's
all of a sudden, Smelly City could step up and
crush doing is uh you know dreams?
Speaker 3 (37:24):
Yeah, absolutely, so I want to pick those games.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
The cockroaches. The head coach is it should be a
shamed of three and two. They have a chance to
really take up that division of the chicklets. The ghost
of Super W fifty nine is haunting the chick lits.
But this is in Cocaine City. I think if if
they get crushed here in a really big way, the cockroaches,
they let me see what was my number here? I'm
(37:51):
going thirty one to three. They cover the five obviously
and under the forty four cockroaches? Or do you want
the Miami douchebag with bab Be Jesus takes on love
Gun because Baby Jesus is kind of like, I don't know,
they remember he was he was next thing coming to
Christ when he came out. So what do you want?
You want Cocaine City or porn City?
Speaker 3 (38:10):
Cockroach? O, Man, I'm gonna go Cocaine City. I don't
know why what, I'm just gonna throw.
Speaker 1 (38:18):
It out, gentlemen, I gotta write this downb not a
good pick.
Speaker 3 (38:22):
If anyone's listening to what I got, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (38:24):
Just going Kobe with Cobe the Kitty. Wow, this could
be a job saver. I think if he does win,
to thank you, I think he needs to call you
personally and thank you for believing in the club that
Bill Wiger.
Speaker 3 (38:37):
Do I mean he is on the hot scene?
Speaker 1 (38:39):
Oh yeah, Well either he's either he's an instant fire
here or he'll be a Black Friday. Either way unless
he takes the playoffs. This is last season in Cocaine City.
But you ever know you're you believe? Yeah? You think
Jerry do you? You'll take fifty three felons? You you like?
Speaker 2 (38:54):
I will?
Speaker 1 (38:54):
You love Jerry Jones and Pennsylvanic so you you you know,
just like with just like with Indiana Jones. Man, I
was was his hero and now I'll look at it,
I'm like all over him. Right now because he's doing well.
Speaker 3 (39:04):
Yeah, we can't think scenery is all.
Speaker 1 (39:07):
Yeah, he's doing well. I mean, I think it's time
for the mustard jacket to put on the guy halftime
and Doctor retired with jersey at halftime. In India, because
this weekend they the cupcakes come in with the midget.
Hopefully that guy can learn to cross the line and
hold on the ball and then celebrate like an idiot.
So the cupcakes are two and three, crackerjacks are four
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and one, and I'm gonna go with Indianapolis.
Speaker 3 (39:33):
I'm going.
Speaker 1 (39:33):
I'm kind of bandwagging my boy. I was looked down
on his young ass. I'm gonna go. But twenty eight,
twenty six, I think Arizona covers over that forty seven,
So I'm going, I'm I'm taking I'm taking Indiana Jones.
That's his nickname. I gave him that nickname a long
time ago, so they can't be still.
Speaker 3 (39:53):
Long time ago.
Speaker 1 (39:54):
Yep, A long time ago.
Speaker 2 (39:55):
I was.
Speaker 1 (39:56):
Remember I was his fan club. Me and his mother
ran that fan club. We had to show un Now.
She spoke the other day and I said, let's fire
back up again.
Speaker 6 (40:04):
I go.
Speaker 1 (40:04):
I told her, remember when one's winning. It's okay, I said.
If he starts losing, we're gonna have to shut down again.
She hung up on me. But you know so me
and her are back running the Daniel Jones fan club.
Leis and gentlemen. It's free your charge to come. It's
just we. We don't twitch fighting like on the George
to the Delata stories. That message was so great, the
old one that was such a great message board that
was still good. That was too bad they went down
(40:25):
the road. That message George is that rich and one.
So I'm taking Indy the cover cupcakes. You want the
midget or do you want? You want Indiana Jones?
Speaker 3 (40:35):
Indiana Jones in the last crusade. Baby, he's throwing.
Speaker 1 (40:39):
Him so the pill popper somewhere looking down at his Yeah,
I'm probably those three girls, they are doing a good job.
The one girl is really she wears headsets on the sideline.
She's really involving herself in the team. Like her, like her,
like her, her dad did when he was a young man. Here.
So I'm glad she's listening, wants to understand the game
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and it has people doing I'm glad that she's ball.
All three girls are taking it seriously being an owner
of the National Fixed League, so I'm glad that they're
doing well. I wish them all the luck in the
world with the Cracker Jacks. Yeah, so now we have
cam Court is a no care game. Only people are
going to watch this game as gamblers. Okay, ladies and gentlemen.
(41:21):
This is a no care game and this is a
spent condom upset of the week. Tater Tots win fifteen
to nine. Do you care about this game? Because I don't.
Speaker 3 (41:33):
I do not.
Speaker 1 (41:34):
I'm taking Tater Tots cam Corder takes down Pizza Pizza.
There'll be all There'll be a bunch of people coming
from Vegas or in town. They'll be giving tickets away.
There'll be a lot of Tater todd fans that will
go there. No one's from Vegas. People are going to
drive up from Oakland. So do you want it's a
no care game. You want Tater Tots or do you
(41:54):
want that Las Vegas minor Silver Miners.
Speaker 3 (41:57):
I'm so down on Gino and all that stuff. I'm
still gonna go with uh Vegas Vegas. Yeah, it's a
no care game.
Speaker 1 (42:06):
So it is don't care. It's just about gambling, somebody
putting in a party card making money. It's always to it.
And yeah, if you're going to pick this team for real,
you do take Vegas because because it's it's a it's
like it's one of those games. Or but yeah, it's
going to be an open people would be cheering, could
beople to watch the hay him in Vegas. Let's go
(42:27):
to the Las Vegas game. You know, it's the whole thing.
Someone's in town, Let's go to the game. Blah blah blah.
And that's this weekends. They they all the hotels go up,
and it's like, you know, it's like when NASCAR's in town,
do the same thing, all sat wherever the NASCAR's at.
So this is a game of the week, Tampa Tampons.
(42:49):
But where I go, well, I mean I don't know where.
Where do I look at this one? I know I
was looking at you know, where'd it go? Do there is? Okay,
Tampa Tampon thirty five thirty thirty three thirty over Fortune
Cookie Country for both four one. This is the game
(43:09):
of the week. Mayde maydea Madia. I don't know if
mister irrelevant is playing or if it's what what's his name?
I call him Mac and cheese. I don't know who's
playing about both teams for four and one gaming on
my mind. I'm taking Mayday Mayda in overtime thirty three
to thirty both four and one. You want the fortune cookies,
(43:31):
the Tampa Tampon's it's in Tampa.
Speaker 3 (43:33):
Tampa Bay and the big ship maydea Mayde is playing
really well. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (43:38):
I liked him when he came in. I like him
now he's playing good football. Yeah, he's did you did
you say your boy got kicked off that show?
Speaker 3 (43:48):
Money Fingers, Money Fingers made it. He's still alive. Okay,
last we watched episode two and he's still around. He
was sucking wins the first one.
Speaker 1 (43:59):
Boy, you know who's all on the show.
Speaker 3 (44:02):
They got different people they you know, they got some
reality people.
Speaker 6 (44:06):
They got a couple of Randall Cobb, you know, Receiver
played with Green Bay and played with the Jets like
he's on it. Guys like that, you know, some athletes,
some Olympics people, some some actors, that type of deal.
Speaker 2 (44:22):
Reality people. So they get thrown into this thing. It's
it's a really good show. Actually, I think it's on
the fourth season.
Speaker 1 (44:28):
So okay, yeah, see a good year. So we're both
taking Madia made Maydie. I'm taking overtime. So the new
quarterback he plays that goes to green Bay penis back
of favorite by fourteen. The green Bay love child is
gonna take on fecal matter. I guess, yeah, I don't
know what's going on that that that Cleveland is is
that this is Cincinnati. Cleveland are both dumps to fires,
(44:50):
and I get with the fecal matter, but it's it's
it's it's an old old guy. I just they need
to put brown, they need to put the what's the
name with Will Barrow on on ir and just for
next year. I feel sorry for me because Will Barrow
will have no success in Cincinnati because they have no
offensive line and the owner is too cheap. So just
(45:12):
a way to look at it. But so the Green
Bay they're favored by fourteen. It's a guaranto a two
to one one. I know it's a lot of points
and forty five is the over onner, but it'd be
funny if I just if he Coleman comes in, he
goes to town, so and let me see here. Now
I'm going thirty nine to twenty. I'll take a Green
Bay Penis Packers. I want to go to game somebody.
(45:34):
I'd be fun to go out and watch a games.
Drive because it's not too far a drive. I could
go out there easily.
Speaker 3 (45:38):
Have been there.
Speaker 1 (45:39):
No, I haven't been there, but it's not too far away.
A friend of mine I used to work with was
before he left, he was he wanted to take me
out there. He goes, I'll take you out there. It
actually take it one time. I'd love that. He ended
up moving going someplace else. But he was really cool.
He was a big Green Bay packerp and we'd always
can tell the ship every every Sunday or every Monday,
you know, winter lose, stop on each other if you lost.
You know, it's saying so big Green Bay Packer fan.
(46:02):
His family has family tickets and once they'd always give
them to him and he always his wife doesn't go,
and he goes, i'll take you, said I'll go.
Speaker 3 (46:09):
I took a tour of the Frozen Tundra.
Speaker 1 (46:12):
How was it?
Speaker 3 (46:13):
It was great. It's like going to Yankee Stadium of football,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (46:17):
It's you go to enjoy, you enjoy the atmosphere and
we heard who's playing. Respect it if the Packers are
playing the White you only care what you're there to.
Taking the indulgence of the team is that's what you
go there for, Like you go there enjoy the atmosphere
of the Green Bay Penis Packers to it is what
it is.
Speaker 3 (46:32):
You don't go there, and what's great when you take
the tour, you want to go on the field. So
that's even better, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (46:37):
We deal with Jerry on Jerry's and I got to
kick a field goal. That's kind of fun.
Speaker 3 (46:41):
Oh yeah, that's yeah Jerry's world.
Speaker 1 (46:43):
You've been there, Yeah, in the old stadium cool, Yeah,
in the old Steamum. I have a picture myself kissing
the star, so it's a kind of embarrassing, but you
know it's on my hands and knees, so yeah, you
know what it is, Jerry Johnes wors than the altar
of the Star. I got myself a baseball jacket. It's
a Dallas cow Boys baseball check company me. It's really
kind of cool. You can put your name out, put
(47:03):
your name on the jacket, and so I got that coming.
But yeah, fifty nine bucks. So anyway, so I'm taking
Green Bay Penis Packers. They crush the Cincinnati Sisters dreams
because they're done as far as I'm concerned. But we'll
see it happens with the Bengals, the Sisters. You want
the Sisters, the Green be Preenions Packers.
Speaker 4 (47:21):
I'm gonna take Green Bay, Okay, Green Bay all the way,
Green Bay, Green Bay.
Speaker 1 (47:27):
So then we have the Moer City Kitties. We mean,
this is my Kobe, the kitty Marrow clubs of the week.
I just think fifty nine is totally uh haunting them.
That that picked six who was trying to get that
what's his name? And uh I saw that one guy
who had a chance to tackle with the five try
to knock the ball out of his hand. Just tackle,
just tackle him. What are you doing?
Speaker 3 (47:49):
Problems?
Speaker 1 (47:50):
So that was it was. It was a good game,
that chickle. It's you know, my wife was happy as hell.
But uh, I'll take a more city kitties on the
road I'm taking and I'm taking out but Garfield to
be home Slice and the big Red Tomatoes. Mister and
mister Swift two and three, they're they're super. Fifty nine
(48:11):
is haunting them. And he can tell he can tell
that what's his name, Kelsey wants to retire. You can
just tell he does. He's yeah, yeah, he should be tired,
but he's he's poortastes that that team will have a
long fall when they had when they run out of people.
That will be a long fall for that for that franchise.
And let's say they you know, rebuild and rebot as
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they go along, Like like Belichie would get rid of
people a year before they were supposed to be a
shelf life. That's what he did. He'd get rid of people. Yeah, yeah,
so I'm going I'm going forty two to twenty. They
crushed them on National TV. They embarrassed the Sea of Red.
So you want the Motor City kiddies or the Kansas
City chicklets.
Speaker 3 (48:52):
Campbell Soup, Baby.
Speaker 1 (48:54):
All right, Campbell Soup. I'm right. I love Campbell's. I
love chicken. I love the chicken shom I love the chicken.
Speaker 3 (49:00):
Yeah, soup, Chicken and stars.
Speaker 1 (49:02):
Even clamp shout. They make good soup. It'saw a very
good video on YouTube about how they make all that stuff,
how they make the cans and all it's done. I
love manufacturing. I love a lot of how they make it.
How they make things and the cereals kind of cool.
Like corner the coby. There's a machine that does that that.
I just had it. Shuck some corn and the machine
does it and takes all the kernels office. It was
really cool how they did all the corn. They put
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a thing, goes to it, rips off the stuff and
then goes and gets the corner off. How they make
corn corn flakes, It was really cool how they made
it all hou It's all done and it's just interesting.
The corner the guy keeps dumping in there and they
just keep the corn goes down and they shuck it
and it goes into the machine and takes all the
kernels off. It was cool as hell, Mike, Really, can
I have one of those?
Speaker 3 (49:42):
Yeah, I've been on it.
Speaker 2 (49:43):
I go on a snoop kick every once and again. Man,
it's cheap and it's good for you. And if you know,
you're not eating crap.
Speaker 1 (49:50):
So correct. So now we have you know, the Buffalo
looked like a bunch of idiots, you know, these great
stadium and they got embarrassed last week one one oh
went on Atlanta fakers. They go to uh oh, guy,
what I call that quarterback's name, what's the who's the
quarterback again? For for Atlanta fakers? What's his name again?
(50:11):
The rookie, he's the left. He's the port sider. I
keep forgetting his name, but he's he's a quarterback and
uh not real hum but Buffalo bimbo. So the head
coach of the Buffalo I call him Opie. He looks
just like Opie. He does. He looks just like Opie does.
So he uh, pin Knuckle, I call him Pinnuckle. That's
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the pe knuckle. So pin Knuckles is a port sider. Obviously,
beat me up. Scottie is pissed, but he makes a lot.
He's a nice man. He makes a lot of money
for doing very little. So you know, his contract's too
rich for anybody to take. The only way he went
to Cincinnati if Cincinnatio would have been twenty percent and
they took the rest of it. The only way they
already got rid of him would have been but you
(50:55):
needed for insurance policy in case Panuckle goes down. So
that's that's only the only it's a guaranteed. So I
don't know why he's bitching. Just carry the clipboard and
shut up.
Speaker 3 (51:04):
And get paid.
Speaker 1 (51:06):
Every week. I think it was McMahon carried the clipboard
for for Green Bay Packers one year and he did
four hundred thousand dollars and he took one snap.
Speaker 3 (51:16):
Yeah it's not bad. I could do that.
Speaker 1 (51:17):
You can do that too, Yeah one snap. He took
one stamp. So I'm taking. I'm taking. Buffalo Bimbos, get
back when you did better. It's two money football games
and sucks thirty eight to thirty. They get by the
Atlanta fakers hot Atlanta, right, So that's where the That's
where the Ray Rice who bloody white suit was that
wasn't that was in Atlanta when he was there for
(51:39):
That's where the That's where the bloody white suit is
somewhere in the area. You want the bimbos, you want
Allantown or do you want Peanuckle.
Speaker 3 (51:47):
I'm gonna go with the Bimbos. Man five and one.
Speaker 1 (51:52):
One of the most ugliest names in the national felding
next to uh Noah's our career. The people stay in
downtown another guess what another shooting this morning and three
injured this morning. The great City of Minnesota, downtown many.
Speaker 3 (52:04):
Let's go down with a gun free place.
Speaker 1 (52:06):
Ship. You come on, quit smoking crack.
Speaker 3 (52:09):
Well, I mean that's what that's what tells us.
Speaker 1 (52:12):
Yeah. One thing I like about my new job at
the airport I switch jobs is I can look on
the schedule and pick up extra hours. I can. They
have a schedule so if somebody needs to fill in,
so I'm gonna work tomorrow like that. The the other
job I had for a year and a half after
the one day had cut me loose after they got bought,
I didn't I didn't mind it, but it was just
sitting around for all. This one is I like it
work with more real people. Yeah, And I just I
(52:33):
like going back and forth. And it's it's more fun
than the other one. And and uh it's it's a
lot of fun. But it's nice. I can. I can
look on a schedule and go, I'll take that shift.
I can it. So it's it's nice So I can
do that. Yeah, a little scratch. We have m a
coming up and start making oh yeah, money, money, money,
So we're both taking bigbo So in the final here ladies,
gentlem in Week six with Ted chalking Head, the world
(52:56):
famous George of the Delai sort of stalker of the
stalkers of all George and that's yeh damn right. I
remember those days stalking George del restorers and he just
drinks of the band. Don't forget about that. That's all
he does. But so Chicago bitches, after we've got uh
what I call him? What's his name? What do I
call him? Again? I call him Cauliflower? And what's his name?
(53:21):
Jack Daniels? But what's his name? Tarzan was back and
was the Tarzan was backing up right in the Tarzan right, Yeah,
Tarzan was back in him. He's a good quarterback too
as well. I mean he's been around a long time. Yeah,
he's been wrong a long time. But uh, I loved it.
When the national national anthem was being saying opening in Chicago,
the Chicago Blackhawks, guy who sings the national anthem, he
(53:43):
turns to the guy who is this guy? He gelds
see a mouth to him and like, Okay, you've been
there for a year in Chicago, you better know who
this guy is. You better know who he is. You've
been there a year. He sings the national anthem for
the Chicago black Hawks. He's well known. Okay, you better
know because he didn't want to come to Chicago when
(54:05):
he got drafted. So it's like he turns to and
the guy kind of goes like just he goes. He
kind of waved him off, like just let me. You know,
he didn't he didn't know who he was. Like literally,
you're in Chicago and you don't know who this guy is.
You better immence yourself into that town. When you get
in that town, take a morning DJ. Let's say I
moved out to your town, and more than DJ, I'm
gonna find out what's going on in this town. So
every morning I can talk about what's going on in
(54:26):
this town because people come to one and radio to
hear what's going on in your town. You know what
I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (54:31):
You better used to me a time when you know,
you'd see the Steelers at the Hired's game and you
know vice versa.
Speaker 3 (54:38):
You know they rooted for each other openly. But you
don't see that as much anymore.
Speaker 1 (54:43):
But he didn't know who that guy was. Because my
wife wants to take a train to Chicago with March
to see my black Hawks. Oh well, I told her.
She goes, we're driving out to the apport. She was
gonna ask you a question. I go, what, No, I
don't know if I should have broach this, and I go,
what do you want to say? Okay, I hate that
she doesn't. He says A one time, did you say
you wanted to take a train to Chicago? And I go, yeah,
(55:06):
but you locked my head off. I could like an
oak tree, I said, I said, I said, yeah, I
want to go to Chicago. It's a Tuesday game, right,
and we can leave Monday morning, come back Wednesday. I said, yeah.
It's one hundred and seventy bucks round trip and you
sit in the chair for eight hours and hang out. Yeah,
and you get off And I said yeah, I said,
I've been telling you that for a long time. You
(55:27):
chop my head off now once but twice.
Speaker 3 (55:30):
So who knows, maybe you'll get a train ride to
a Blackhawk game. Yeah, I mean they lost last night.
Speaker 1 (55:37):
Yeah, Loo's a good Nagolie looked good. He made some
great saves. Say out shot it. He made some really
good saves. We have no offense, we have a good defense.
Speaker 3 (55:44):
So yeah, so that's good to Hawks back though.
Speaker 1 (55:47):
Yeah, yes, it's control of violence. So the final game,
I'm taking the Commedi's thirty one tenn on the Chicago bitches.
Another game go either way here. It depends what Chicago does,
but the comedies do. Jack Daniels is back in the
saddles unless they're good, unless he's he isn't doing very well.
They're bringing Tarzan and all that behavior. So what's your
final here in Week six in the National Fixer League.
Speaker 3 (56:08):
I'm gonna go with the Chicago Wow. Yeah, I've been
rooting for Williams, you know, as much as I thought
he was in Joe the first year. I'm kind of
rooting for him this year.
Speaker 1 (56:21):
So all right, you know, anyway, Week seven, real quick,
Pittsburgh goes to Cincinnati, so it looks like your boy,
if he's playing, he'll be there Thursday night again. Yeah,
so so by his baltim Buffalo. Both teams that are
kind of in a free fall, so that's being Cincinnati.
And then Raccoons are overseas again and the jack Off.
(56:43):
They always go overseas jack Offs too all the time
because they don't care about their fans. So it goes
out there. Rams Parasites shage a pulled down green New Jersey. Yep,
the New Jets Candyes Jets, Parasites City Ballyshove comes back
to or sooner two is one. My wife worked and
she had a great time. Pipsy comes in and takes
(57:05):
on with Weasel, so that could be a homecoming for
the weasel. One of the ugliest staying in the National
fiing looks just like Noah's Arc. It's ugly. It's down
to Napolis, crime ridden stay Away Raiders go to Chiclick
Country ten right now, Tea Partiers go to Tennessee. Tater
Todts should be a pretty good game, but I mean
(57:25):
it should just a road trip. Cocaine City, a no
care game goes to Cleveland clowns if he sells a job?
Would you watch that game? No, it's a no care game.
In week seven, uh, Sissy's go to Citia organized crime
and kind of we'll see what happens there. Indianapolis goes
to Cockroach. That'd be a pretty good game. Deepening what
(57:46):
happens that would be a good game. We'll see if
Indiana Jones Crusade is for real on the road in
porn City, You're Vagina Giants with Bullseye goes to Burrito
Nikki six. All right, that's a pretty game. Will see
how good that At the Green Bay Penis Packers There'll
be a lot of people in in in Phoenix because
a lot of people that live in the Midwest will
(58:07):
go that game. There'll be a ton of Green Bay
Packer fans there. They go see they go see the Midget.
And then your comedies go to Jerry's Weather for by
three right now. Wow, if I'm free, over my over
the Piranha and the muscle, the show, Jerry Jones. Interesting game,
NBC Sunday Night, got it again? Two more money football games?
Why the hell are you doing this? For Atlanta fakers
(58:28):
go to Fortune Cookie Country Long Drive and then Tampa Tampons. Oh, big,
big game. That'd be a fun game. Wan Tampa Tampons.
Maybe they made they made you go to moat Or City, kiddies,
and h Town goes all the way up to Seaweed Country.
So well, that's gonna be interesting. To the one I'm
gonna like his Tampa Detroit. That'd be fun.
Speaker 3 (58:49):
That sounds like a good game.
Speaker 1 (58:50):
Yeah. So anyways, yeah, all the all the news and
notes in the international following Jerry Jones, the boy who
loved the most you know his behavior, You know, I
do like him.
Speaker 3 (59:01):
He's got he's got stones, cowboy. I like him.
Speaker 1 (59:04):
I see that midget's got a foot not practicing with
the cupcakes, so he's got a foot problem. So but
we'll see if we'll see NFL pank where Flack who
really goes to save the Bengals. He's not going to
save the Bengals. He can't move. He can't move, So
guess what's gonna happen? He saydn't get drilled? You know, yeah, yeah,
he can't move. It's like coming to Eagles where they
(59:26):
have an offense or Detroit where he can have time
to look, you know, but good offensive line. So I
don't know. She didn't carve me a report question for
the Eagles Thursday night, So I don't know. It's too
bad that those suits again should be if there was
a bye last week and they'd be a good game,
and then they'd probably like to play on because they
have a whole Then they have about ten days off
for the next game. But all right, well, your boys
(59:50):
getting fine to think you better call Jerry.
Speaker 3 (59:52):
Sir, I, you know, be in to see how all
that pans itself out. Not a fan of Captain America
level in such a your boy, my boys, For no reason, I.
Speaker 1 (01:00:04):
Did watch that Chris Jones prepared to quit on the
final play though that we got to finish. He didn't.
He didn't keep going because he stops.
Speaker 3 (01:00:12):
You know, I mean you played sports, you know in hockey.
Speaker 1 (01:00:16):
You don't the whistle.
Speaker 3 (01:00:17):
Well, if you're not moving, that's a problem.
Speaker 1 (01:00:20):
There was an offensive lineman said he had a pretty
He said, I I have some injuries, but he goes,
I learned very young when I was in high school
and college. I kept moving my feet until I was
out because if I stopped, people would run over my
legs or follow my legs. So I kept moving my feet.
I keep if I i'll finish the block, or or
if I go off the blocker, I'll keep moving forward
to get away from the following of the people. He goes.
(01:00:43):
I've heard two other offensive lines say that I keep
moving my feet until the guy falls up behind me,
because if you stand still, people come flying towards you
and then you that's what the legs get rolled on.
He goes. You have to keep moving your block, or
just keep moving away from the play to make sure
that you know, so you make sure you turn around
and make sure it goes your ball. But you'll just
stop because then you're gonna have something fall over your leg.
(01:01:05):
Because I learned that to keep moving. That's why I
had a long career. I damnknee problem because I didn't
even roll over my kne You see all the offensive
linemen they get rolled over over.
Speaker 3 (01:01:12):
Oh yeah, I mean it's nasty.
Speaker 1 (01:01:14):
So well anyway, so yeah, he he got criticized for that.
I was listening to you was criticized that behavior of
a lack of play. But well that's what happened. You stop. Man,
Like I was listening to somebody on YouTube and he goes,
he just doesn't care anymore than that Jones. It's like,
probably doesn't. You know, he's got his money, you know. Yeah,
when you were young, you played it for you played
it because you liked it. Now you have obligation because
(01:01:35):
you're getting paid to play. You know you're getting played.
You're getting played.
Speaker 3 (01:01:38):
So yeah, you want to you want to get out
of one piece?
Speaker 1 (01:01:41):
Correct? All right, my friend, thanks for coming on the show.
You tell the wife say hello and we'll talk to
you later.
Speaker 3 (01:01:47):
Okay, I will say hey to suwell and I'll catch you.
I'll catch you in a few I will.
Speaker 1 (01:01:51):
All right, there you go, T piece talking head. Pretty sure,
I'm coming on the show. Week six, The Nation You'll
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What's it's let me see. It's just as a goat
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and he is.
Speaker 2 (01:02:16):
His dad.
Speaker 1 (01:02:18):
Anyways, So we do appreciate all you guys do out there.
We really really do everything you guys have done for us.
Appreciate it. Men went blue, a couple in class, balls
overro trees. Women you carry the groceries. Who comes to sex?
Women demand a condom because the aids hep he's gonna
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