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Well, well, well, yeah, welcome. We've been getting some raine
here in the great state of Minnesota. I know, I
was out in Wisconsin Olt Claire, Wisconsin yesterday and we've
gotten in the back of creek is all full of
fish from the poor side of minnetaka shady old Boy.
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They're coming up carp and all kinds of fun. So
I saw an oracle and paper people when they when
they when they kill him and to detach him, and
you're supposed to bury him, use him for fertilizer. We
did my dad's yard. He can see the yard of
the trail. It's green from way back when. But people
just kill him and they don't do what they're they
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throw them on. They'll know when they stink. But welcome.
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The hell tat so I'll take it called seven forty
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the brown Shirts came into power. In nineteen nineteen twenty one,
he's decided to invade Poland and then kicked off and
then did a lost laughter, and a lot of people
listen to Andy Frank and this kind of behavior going on.
I don't like what the doing down the hill with
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Donald J. Trump. I don't I don't care for the guy.
I don't hate him, but I just don't like what's
going on and medic careless behavior, and we all just
could get along for once in this life. I've never
never hatreds to our people that hurt children or animals.
But we're notf here to die my feet and get
my opinion on politics. I'm not gonna go a whole
old undy you guys want to feel. But anyways, but
he decided to go to Poland and kicked off the war.
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One of us bus ended up wars. But then we uh,
he took his life on the thirtieth day of June.
I think it was June, I think it was, and
then he uh, I think it was Jewe and something
like that April maybe April three, whoever was. He took
his own life. He went down the road and we
know his birthday is in April twenty combined when they
do that. But whatever it was, we had to storm
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on the beaches, snapped the next to cross and free
the Jews. You know, plenty of wars out there, and
we had forgotten war in Vietnam, war and Afghany and
all those stuff. And dog a storm balls the side
of the Treesmen went blue like a cop called cracker.
God blessed working class. But these men and women, every
day was July Maryland. Every day is a day for
then nForce. They are on that wall. They save a
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few good men. Twenty four to seven Air Force, Army
and the Marine and the Navy. The margannasc got culotiated
very very much. All the countries that were reported to
me shot j Milton. The m forces men went blue.
They run to fires. The good ones. There are a
crup one. We want to make sure we have the
good ones. So so all I got to stay out there.
So we appreciate you guys suit this country, in this
world and make sure we're all behave ourselves. I look
at the backyard, green grass stides forever. For once we're
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getting some green out here as June's right around the corner.
In ninety days, my next one got a boat. But
you know your choices. Would you shower and the shower
pen state, I would not shower and the shower pen stay.
It would not shower in that shower of Penn state
and uh safe sexiness your thrill pill trend shape. I
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have to put a condom on birth control, pills, prevent aids, herpes,
gonnery and needle. The penis all that stuff. You don't
want to be the father of the child. You don't
want to be the one. You don't want to carry
the groceries we require. Adoption is the option. It isn't
you don't use it for both control. Okay, that's all
I'm saying. So, and don't drink and drive call someone
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who conna murder somebody. Okay, that's all I'm saying. So.
Let me see here now. But those are publishers, myself
and all the boys aspected sports. We expectually you win.
And then let me see we're here. I got to
get into uh yeah, who I don't get my sports.
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But uh yeah. All the people are in town here,
hanging out on the outskirts. It all here, and it's yeah.
The Pentagon accepts luxury jet from Quad Guitar. Do you
use there force one? Okay, I guess back, but not
its for free. So I'm gonna go over week one
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here and we're gonna go that real quick. Come on.
I hate when it's slow. All a sudden the computer
decides to take it's mary as time, it'd be much
helpful a little faster, but we go, okay, NFL, let
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me see schedule. Here we go. Okay, So let's look
at week one in the National fix It League, shall we? Well,
there's some care no care games in here. I guess
bills are a gonna be uh hard knocks. I guess
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I hate this now all of a sudden it wants
to be slow. Yahoo is being at paying the heiner.
So here we go. All right, here we are. We're
looking at week one the National fix It League. We
talked about the Dallas Cowboys a record. They got a
few emails on that Kobe sales crazy somebody else are
the nuts. That's being a little more liberal. But I'm sorry,
but the last is right. But I do appreciate emails
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at cowboyao dot com. I always appreciate that behavior. So
I was hoping to get Casey Gritz, a kind of
a friend of the show. He's been a friend and
he's been on my few Morgan radio so but that
wasn't going to happen, so he couldn't do it. So
that's I understand that that's the way she goes. So
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I can't always get what you want, right, But anyway,
so Week one the national fix and kicks off in
this city a brotherly shove. I just I'm they're favored
by seven, the over unders forty seven already. I love
how the numbers thought already, but he thought they should
do with this before. When you win the draft, when
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you win the Super Bowl, get to hold the draft.
Because this year I think it's a Steeler country, and
the next year and if on that it's Washington, So
Dallas goes in. I just think that's going to be
nass kicking. You know, it could be real ugly for
the Cowboys. It's just I just it's just I get
the match up, Jerry Jones. And then your coach got
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a got a reinforcement, got a contract. That's good to see.
Lorry wants to win. It's just kind of like this,
what's that hockey teams seattle out there for the coach
to back to back years on't the know how you
supposed to have any kind of system. It's stupid. I mean,
my Cowboys got a yes boy, a stupid higher you know.
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But Cardi Coch you know, could probably do his job,
but it just got constant. Jerry Jones from Alwish Jell
me what to do? You know, I just think I'm
a head coach and it's like, Okay, I reugh I
co I love hockey. I'd love to have my own
hockey school or excuse me, and give back the game.
I'd love to have a minor league hockey team, the
Minnesota Mosquitos. It'd be fun to coach it. But I mean,
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who's gonna be good at? But I love the game.
I'll do a Bantam Sea game a badam. I love
Bantam Sea because they can you can tell a excuse me,
a fifty kid what to do. They're gonna do it.
You can talk about cycling. I did scories. But this
is a pretty good care game. This next one is
on on excuse me, So it's Friday night. Well, they
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have a Friday night game night and they have on.
So a Friday night game is going to be on.
When we see where's it gonna be on, it's gonna
be let me see where they say it's gonna be
on here, uh YouTube, So the chickluts are on Friday night,
they go to Cockroach Country. That's me. Good game. Inner Division.
That's gonna be very interesting to see how the tired
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Santa Claus gets that done. I by three over unders
forty five, So I think that that's that's a care
game because Checklt's going to go into porn City and
get that done. This is kind of a no care game.
The Carolina Parasites with what do I call it half
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pint rolls into the hell the hell I call his
name a fabio in a Jacksville Gator country Fair by
three forty seven. Don't. I don't think either team's gonna
go anywhere, but we'll see what happens here. And I
think that's an inner Division game, So I don't know.
It's not a real big deal. I don't. I don't
see it anything special. But it's kind of a no
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care game because both teams aren't going anywhere. It'll probably
be out of the playoffs, so I don't really care.
I could care less. This next game in woshe to
the Commedies, the Vagina Giants, we'll see oh tired Santa Claus.
Now these in New Jersey with the Foodstaal rows into
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Jack Daniel commedis it's it's it's a care game for
the comedies to just show that last year was not
just an anomaly. They could have won that game. In
the c l a shove they kept shooting this on
the foot. So it's kind of a care game to
see if the Vagina Giants with a new quarterback can
maybe go in Upsitte City. We'll see right now the
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Commedies are faired by seven. I'll be surprised. It could
be a high score. I could see it. I could
see this game. You gonna be careful. You never know
what uh tired I mean with human soccer ball. But
I think, though, I think I won't be a Vagina
Giants cover this in commedic country. I guess we're got
to get a new uh get a new facility. I
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guess they want to build one, so I say least.
But this is kind of a this is New Jersey,
Pittsburgh Pansies, pencil Dick. Whoever the quarterback is going to be,
we'll see right now, they're fair by three. I know
they're looking at maybe Captain Kirk. I saw that in
the pay I saw that on on Yahoo. Or and
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it's gonna be whoever the quarterback gives the candy sting
or Jets. I can't remember who the hell it is though,
I can't remember who their quarterback is. Let me see,
look real quick, but they're faired by Pittsburgh Pansies. Let
me see, let me see, me see uh bomb bump
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bump bum Williams. Let me see. Let me see who
I can see here now. I don't know their quarterback
because I can't remember who they are now, but I
can't remember. Let me see who they are if we
can get at it here. Let me see here now
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I don't know. Let me see roster. I keep forgetting.
There's so much less. Five years been just quarterbacks jumping
all over the place. I know if I yelling who
it is, I can't. I don't. I can't remember, So
let's see roster. I hate this when it one also
wants to be slow. So I don't know who the
quarterback is. For the candy asty, your jets doesn't say,
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but I hear you're finally here, So quarterbacks, Okay, that's right.
Chocolate chip cookie is in the building, and then hot
Rod Taylor and Brad cook, so chocolate chip cookies in
the building, and the hot rod. Okay, okay, there we
got out. We got it, so go back over here.
So I mean it's gonna be an interesting game to
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say the least. I mean, I don't know. We'll see
a pencil deck and who the quarterback is if it's
gonna be bold faced liar, if it's gonna be h
it's gonna be from the Atlanta fakers be that's all
all play out. But it's kind of a no care
game because both both teams are going to have quarterbacks
been washed up and depending and pencil Dick is in
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a tough division with the bulpon jeybutch ray Rice in
the bloody white suit and Cincinnati's sisters and then you
know Cleveland clowns are just that's gonna be a nightmare.
So then we get into uh smelly City, the Arizona
Cupcakes with the midget takes on that came with the quarterback?
Is who the quarterback? Again? I gonna look over here.
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I know that what's his name retired like ever Maya
retired like so in the Cissies, it's kind of a
no care game with with the Cupcakes, I can't remember
who they who they drafted and who was going to
be their quarterback because let me see here now, well
you sorry, the page can't be found. I don't think
so bitch boys. I hate that. See, it's just like
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it's misbehaving, that's all it's doing. It's pissing me off.
So you go, let's go, let's go here again, let's
even get in there. Yeah, four oh four. We can't
play the page looking for please start searching a bobber
or visiting the sports song I just did already, all right,
well whatever, I can't remember who the hell it is.
So but these shows that normally cares but to the schedule.
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So don't know why I won't it won't let me
look at the sissies, won't let me look at the team.
But we'll got one more time here, foural four, Okay, fine,
if that's what you want to do. It's too bad
you can't look at I just remember when I m
I staying about it a year ago. You couldn't. I
mean it was just horrible. A couple days you couldn't
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look at anything. It was stupid. So I whoever the
hell the quarterback is for the sissies, I don't know
who they got. But the cupcakes coming to town, they're
favored by five or one forty two, I guess. I mean,
it all depends what an injury and they get there,
So I guess tea partiers are going to be in.
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Are gonna screamers like Death of minnisord. I think I
saw that. So Nevada Miners feared by their underdogs by
by three. It goes to uh count Dracula comes in
with pizza. Pizza. Pete the Cheater comes into Gray Bowl.
So this is kind of a care but no care game.
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It's gonna come down in two new head coaches. Who's
gonna be who? Vegas has got to go all the
way across the country up there to mister Happy ending obviously,
so I guess it's gonna be a care game for
two new coaches and new systems. Are they gonna go anywhere?
So it's only caring, only a care game because of
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the new coaches in the whole nine yards, that's it.
Baby Jesus goes into cam quarter, the cam cord he
went to. No camp quarter is the quitter Indianapolis, cracker Jacks,
the Cocaine City. Let's see this is getting a Crackerjacks one. Okay,
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this one will let me get in there. I'm going
to see. I don't know who is it is? It
is it the shotgun. I call him the quarter but
I called him a shotgun. He his deamily quarterback. But
he just quit in the middle of the game there,
so let me see you roster. I mean, the last
five years quarterbacks have just jumped around. It's unbelievable. It's
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just jumped around. Let's see who the quarterback is for them?
It is being down. It's okay, Daniel, Oh what then
the quarter was Richardson, Okay, senior. So Daniel, they call
him Indiana Jones in the building. He's he's six foot five.
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The quitter is six foot four. So I don't know
what this square means the hell that means. But we'll
see that happens there. Daniel Jones get this done. So
he's I said, I just like I can't. Sometimes you
just you can it just just you can't keep up
with the quarterbacks. Just everyone just changes so much, start
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with Tom Brady. So anyways, that'll be interesting to say
the least. But a second check here, real quick, all right, anyways,
but then we have I mean, I don't really, I mean,
it's a it's a care game for Cleveland. They're drug
about six. Cincinnati opens up in a harder rock and roll.
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I don't know who knows the quarterback is going to
be a shredder. We'll shredder start, but they don't got
a full minute of our contract, and Will Barrow will
be in the building, so I mean they should crush them.
But who knows. It's just a care game because I've
been watching that stuff on TV. They have a they
follow the Cleveland clowns and their behaviors that goes on
people fighting in the stands and stuff's pretty funny. That's
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a big care game. The new quarterback to have that
kind of the nickname as to keep telling what pe
knuckle it takes on a day may day may Day.
That'd be a good game. Champa's favoraboy two that that's
an inner division. That'll be a really good game because
that's because the pe knuckle can do. And I like
may Day, may Day, may Day, so I over forty
and that'd be that'd be a good game to go
to in Atlanta. Faker or the hot Land of the
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Ugliest second Ugliest Day in the National Fixed League. Fortune
cookies Mystery relevant block by calling Block Party. After George
through the Doltis Stores goes up to the Seaweed I
don't know the quarterback. Oh that's Donald Duck. That's right,
So Donald Ducks in the building. I see that Paul
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Allen's state is selling the Trail Gangsters. So I've been there.
Minnesota's in town. There would be fun to go, I
mean I want to. I'm going to cow. It'd be
fun to watch uh Vikings play in Seattle. They'd be
a lot of fun. Be fun to go out to Seattle,
I mean Dallas fun. It's I love downtown Seattle. But
fortune cookies right now for two over unders forty six
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tater Totts. They gave up on button Fly. I don't understand.
Cam Quarter will see that happens. If he's one, two
through four, five, go to Nikki six. That's a that's
it's a large game. Burritos AFC matchup. And again, these games,
when you're in the a f C, it's all about
if you know. In week sixteen, YouTube come down to
the very end. So it'll be interesting that cam Quarter
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does and if Buttonfly goes anywhere. I like Buttonfly. I
like the guy. But they give up our two ship
far too far, too much. So that's why they do it.
They don't I don't get that, but I don't know,
but I don't know. But anyways, you know they've got
something real quicker and not vacation something, so you know
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a second. But I'm really glad we finally got some
raine here in the Great City minute. So it was
so so would dry around here, just unbelievable. But I
love watching movie clips on on stuff. It's fun to watch.
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So tacos, the hell do I call that quarterback? Again?
The hell is that quarterback? I call for him? Houston
Tacos go to raccoons and uh, let's see who in
the hell is that quarterback?
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Now?
Speaker 1 (26:18):
Let's go look, Oh, let's go look. But right now
the raccoons are fixing. The raccoons are favored, and let's
go look here. Who is it? Now? Let me see
what I call him? Now? Can what I call him?
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Let me see Roder shit Rode come home? Uh, Strutter,
So I call him Strutter. So the Mill City and
there so Strutter is in the building from the Ohio.
So it'll be interesting to see all that all that
comes out to the tacos. That that could be. That's
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a care game, I guess. And Houston Tacos La is
fad by two raccoons, MotorCity Kitties, you're gonna have the
stiff is gonna be going into green Bay. Peenis love child.
Pretty boy will be on the on on the on
the on the bench there and hanging out there for
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uh for the ca they head coach green Bay and
then you can't bell Soup's gonna love child. So that'd
be a very interesting game. That's gonna be a fun
game to see. MotorCity Kiddies, Green Bay Penis Packers. Uh,
there's actually a pretty good game here. That's that right now.
They're favored by two over under his fifty, so that's
just gonna be we'll see if Detroit can get that done.
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That's huge. If they can go into green Bay and
smoke them and upside. I might take Detroit on that game.
Maybe the Kobe, the Kitty mir cups of the we
but the Baltmore Jabbards, Ray Rise in the Buddy White suit.
I go into Buffalo Bimbos, the Jackal takes on Allantown
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Opie the head coach. Ha bah. That is gonna be
good signing that football game. I love to be in
Buffalo in the snow, so i' be epic to be
at Buffalo'll be hilarious to be there. Man. I want
to see them going to Super Bowl before before I die.
I want to see Toronto Maple leafskid our Lord Stanley.
So they're favored by two fifty two is the over under.
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I'm just seeing these numbers. It's just hilarious. It's like,
I love following it. I was beating an art called gambling.
It's like I used to follow football since I was
like fifteen twenty. It sit back in the break and
Perkins and I would I would, I would ride, I'd circle,
I put a cover. I played with points in my head.
It's like, okay, two points, I'll take two points. I
get that whatever over under. I used to do that
my show. I'll the time I put money out, fake money,
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but I got old after the money up. But I've
always loved following the numbers. It's always fun and can
you get it or not? And that's what I do here. Hey,
I'll take this and that, whatever else, and here's my
probably card. But the big game is in the City
of organized Crying of the Mosquitos. Mickey D. They will
take a step back this year with Mickey D. They're
gonna find out they should have got Donald Tucking under
(29:15):
contract for a three year deal. He he mentors week two,
year two. He carries a clipboard and it doesn't work out,
you have an option. They're gonna find out they should
have had Daniel Jones. But I think Dani Jones want
an easier job. So that's why bullface law I want
to come to Minnesota because he knows your weapons. So
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Chicago bitches with Kyli Flower right now, call for everybody
two forty five the over under on that one. But
that's Monday Night football and we'll see that happens there.
So that's gonna be a interesting week one in the
National fix It League. So, like I said, all the
Warrens are in town here, Jerry Jones, everybody's in there
(29:57):
talking with Captain America voting on the tush pull and
that didn't get didn't go through, and it's just it
just drives me insane with that. Tuish would just stop
it and it won't be that tough, okay, but just
it's just this every year, it's always people whine and
pissed him moan about about you know whatever. You know.
It's like, so they're they're they were pissing more about that.
(30:20):
I know they wanted what else they wanted it? So
Titans cam rookie. He signed a contract forty eight million,
fully guaranteed. Here's how the Here's how the team voted
vote for against the band of the Tush Push. Okay,
let's look. Mm hmm. Let's see. You know second really
(30:45):
slow here? Mm hmm. Let me see. The following ten
teams probably saved saved the push by voarding against the proposal. Idiots,
uh rad, the Bubble, the Jailbirds, Cleveland clowns, mer City Kids,
jack offs, douchebags, tie Potts, Sissy's Kenny has ten stater tons.
(31:08):
So I don't know. Jordan flip flopped cowboysymore Jorge and
said he the Twitch Push debate. He had to ask
him off whether he really is against the player who
just wants to stop the Eagles, which he didn't. He
didn't land, I don't know, Jorge lift I flip flopped
first accurs the following tweteen void in favor of Twitch
Push band, Cupcakes, Fakers, Buffalo Bimbos, parasite bitches, uh since
(31:33):
an assistant of beloved criminals, uh, Burritos, Green baping his packers, Tacos,
cracker Jacks, checkouts, Novada, Novada Silver and mad Avada miners, well,
Las Vegas, radicals, cockroaches, raccoons, the queens here in town
Mosquito with candy has, Vagina giants, Pitts for Pansy Fortune, cookies,
(31:54):
pl Cedar tamp the Washington Commies as soon as exactly
the whole vote in favor to Push bands. So okay,
so it looks like so they voted to vote four
what the toush push votes? Which team vote for? Say
Eagles plays? I don't know if it so uh posted
(32:16):
a banned play which fighting famously filled the pass Wednesday.
That's me and Eve Minnesota. That was far certain. Heading
the day, the Eagles were the most vocal about the
opposition the band for obvious reasons. Personal teams have on
board the idea of the end of the Eagles when
the fight they barely Also, which needs twenty votes to pass,
received twenty two to forty two, falling short of their approval.
(32:37):
So which teams voted for against? And can't see you know?
Okay where she goes there? And stop it? For Christ's sake,
it's always to it. So the tush push, the tush push. Okay,
So cam Ward signed, and you know they they want
to can I see the bills are going to feature
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in the summer in the hard knocks, okay. And another
thing they wanted to do was the Mortcy case scrap playoff,
receding proposals ahead of vote due to lack of support. Good,
that's where she blows. I know. You know the Minnesota
Mosquitos were whatever they were last year, but they got
out coached by the Raccoons and they got out coached
by the Motor City kiddies, pretty boy Campbell Soup. So
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I just I heard that on today on about receding.
I'm like, shut up, man, I remember it was Peter
Seaweed one time. Really shitty division. That's gonna happen right now.
You're gonna have good I mean the NFC North, there's
gonna be a lot of separation. It's gonna be in
the East the same way. It's like, it's just the
way it is. I get. It's just like when you
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get CD, when you get to how you're ranked and
pumpkin ball and posting and piston moments like yeah, if
you got to go on the road for a national
fix it league. Then win, just win and shut up.
I gets the guitar that's been going woke, just just not.
And then the offside behavior, I mean the I mean
the you have to tell people I'm going to be
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doing I'm going to be doing on side kick. Just
let him kick it, man, let them let them it's
it's called. It's like, I don't just I can't explain it.
She just pisses me off. Do an onside kick. Let
him do it. So can't do it onside kick? Nope,
can't do it. You didn't tell us. Shut up. And
(34:26):
I think they should for the kickoffs with back five
yards and and for the kickoffs so you actually some
runbacks that'll be actually good. It's just a waste of
good suffering. So go back ten yards whatever and kick
it and then you can run it back a little
more fun. But I don't get it. I just but's
going woke. And then also they voted flag football and
(34:46):
after before I get it. I mean, I know it's
flag football and very popular. It's good to see the
young the girls out there playing it. I think it's great,
But you still can rip an me up. I get it.
I played before. It's fun, but you still got a run.
And I talked about with Teddy talking Head on here
about this behavior going on here that people get hurt
and they tap the Olympics, you know, so I just
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I don't get it, man, But oh my god, but
that is that's any call to the Ted's around. Let's
Ted's around, kill kill kill kill. I think it's hilarious.
All right, all there we go, let's call it to
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the talking head. Mm hmmm, all right, where we go? Perfect,
Let's toads around Ted the talking Head, Ted the talking Head,
(35:58):
Welcome to the f AL podcast. How are you? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (36:00):
What's going on?
Speaker 1 (36:01):
Oh no, mach just I went over Week one in
the National Fixer League and uh just kind of no
care care of games kind of went over that behavior. Yep,
but uh when that real quick kind of I mean
there's still what do you think about Dallas Cowboys open
in Philly? I mean that's just I mean, that's that's
kind of a I know that's for Jerry, but I
just think they should somebody else besides the Cowboys. Then
(36:22):
also on Thanksgiving me the chickletin, Jerry's getting his way,
you know.
Speaker 3 (36:28):
Yeah, Jerry's getting high profile games. That's okay.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
Yeah, so he's in town. He's in He's I could
go over to Egan and say, Jerry come on the show.
Speaker 3 (36:37):
He's No, he's in the Great State.
Speaker 1 (36:39):
Yeah, they're all in Egan, all three to all the
leaders of the family with She asked me if Captain
America is I go, yeah, he's in town. Trust me. Wow,
I said, he's in town. All the three two teams
out in Egan at that really nice hotel they built.
So they're all there hanging out voting. The Tushbosch didn't
get voted down.
Speaker 3 (36:58):
But yeah, I mean it's a that's a football play.
Why should it get voted down?
Speaker 1 (37:01):
Because you give because people don't how to beat it,
that's the problem.
Speaker 3 (37:04):
Yeah, figure out a way to beat it.
Speaker 1 (37:06):
Totally. I totally agree.
Speaker 3 (37:09):
You know, that's how I look at it.
Speaker 4 (37:11):
Looks like that that's the football they started with pushing
piles and stuff.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
Right well, and then just and it's just kind of
like with this twish with what else they're doing about it.
You have to tell people when you when when you're
gonna when you're gonna do an on site kick. It's
like telling people we're gonna raid your house in an hour. Okay,
we're coming to your house in an hour. You know
you're you're coming, you know. Yeah, it's like, yeah, what
do you what do you piste off? Because and then
you know, then they want the receding, which I think
(37:36):
is a bunch of garbage. If you want to it's
I get your fourteen three, and you have to go
on the road. That's the way it is, and win
the road if you if it's proved, it proved to me,
you're you're a worthy fourteen three. But I just feel
that the NFL is going woke. That it's like they're
they're greasing the wheel. You know, they're they're changing rules
and this or that to could people piss and moan.
Speaker 4 (37:55):
So yeah, I don't like it personally, but whatever, you know, uh,
I think, you know, I don't like a lot of changes.
Speaker 3 (38:04):
Some of it's been good. But you know, I actually
do like the kickoffs.
Speaker 1 (38:08):
Thing, right, Well, I do. I think you move a
back farther so I get some run backs. And I
personally think if I could add any holding on kickoffs,
it's it's first and twenty. Yeah, that'd be epic. So
you're first and twenty. You know that because don't only
you move back ten yards? So what what does that mean? Nothing?
That means nothing. But if you're first and twenty, well
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they may have a problem.
Speaker 3 (38:31):
Yeah, that's not a bad idea.
Speaker 1 (38:33):
If you want to you want to start holding people
on kickoffs. Guess what now you're first and twenty, bitch boy,
I guarantee it. They'd be all of the guys who'll
be doing that behavior. Yeah, I see your candy. Yes,
Jets openly against pencil Dick.
Speaker 3 (38:46):
Yeah, against Aaron rodgers Man.
Speaker 1 (38:48):
Yeah, well is he did he sign with them or not?
Do you no?
Speaker 3 (38:51):
But he will? They have no quarterback, right.
Speaker 4 (38:57):
And it seems like it seems like from what you hear,
that's like happened and it's just not announced.
Speaker 1 (39:02):
But well, they're also either that or they're going to
go get captain to get Captain Kirk from from the
from the that's that's an option if he keeps dragging
his feet.
Speaker 2 (39:12):
Or they could get both, right, I mean they had
two quarterbacks last year.
Speaker 1 (39:16):
Yep, I don't see that happens, but you're can't. Who's
your quarterback again?
Speaker 3 (39:22):
We got fields?
Speaker 1 (39:23):
That's right, that's right. Chocolate chip cookie yeah, see it happened.
What do you think of Las Vegas? And the only
thing I care about that game is it two new
coaches that in the day, It's really only you care
about that about that game is that you have your
pizza pizza, your boy goes in New England and and
and uh the new head two new head coaches. Other
(39:44):
than that, it's really no care game in my mind.
Speaker 3 (39:48):
Yeah, I tell you, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (39:50):
I think you get you get some games that are
you know, I'm thinking Opening week, you know, because everyone's
interest is so high, and then you get you get
some crap games in week nine with.
Speaker 1 (40:01):
Like Carolina Jacksonville kind of no care game, knowing those
two teams aren't going anywhere, you know. Yeah, yeah, but
they have too many intern Division games just going on
right now. But there's some pretty good games, I mean,
Baltimore's and Buffalo on Sunday night, Minneso. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:17):
Igo, Well, the best thing that can happen is you
get teams that are getting better, right like uh, you know,
like the Redskins and that type of stuff.
Speaker 3 (40:28):
So now now you've got and you know, you got
three teams in the NFC East. You know, you got
the Eagles, Cowboys and.
Speaker 4 (40:35):
Redskins, and you know, Giants are gonna be good going forward.
They got good young guys, good draft, right, so I
see see what happens.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
Black Party got a nice, nice contract.
Speaker 3 (40:48):
Yeah, not bad for the last pick.
Speaker 1 (40:52):
So your your candy ass New York Jets. You guys
are you're you're You open up against Pittsburgh, okay. Yeah,
and then and then the Buffalo Bimbo's come into New Jersey. Okay.
Then you go down to Tampee Tampons, yep. Then Cocaine
City on a Monday night football, Yeah, in front of
(41:12):
God and Country. They were talking about the butt fumble.
Somebody was there today talked about that their day and
I just brings back memory when that happened, and.
Speaker 3 (41:20):
I go, man, yeah, almost broke my TV.
Speaker 1 (41:25):
Soa there was a there was a I know they
brought it up on the NHL an NHL game because
the guy took a shot off the butt and he
was in front of the net. He goes, oh, yeah,
it was kind of like the butt fumble. Yeah, because
I don't.
Speaker 3 (41:40):
Live in infamy.
Speaker 6 (41:41):
Yeah, that'll be that guy in uh you know, Sanchez
is obituary guy.
Speaker 1 (41:46):
You just love to get a picture of that and
have the autograph of Sanchez and the in the center
and the guy that ran it back.
Speaker 3 (41:53):
Yeah, they should.
Speaker 1 (41:53):
They should do signs for that picture. They should get
all three of those guys that sign it and sell
and sell it. It'd be epic.
Speaker 3 (41:59):
So yeah, I'm sure, I'm sure you can.
Speaker 1 (42:01):
I'm sure I'm sure you put all all three of
those guys in a room and sign it and have
like a get together, you know, be epic sl reunion
the butt Fumble. I think that and I'll go to charity,
you know charity. I didn't be hilarious as hell the
butt the butt plone reunion. You'd be there crying, yelling
and hollering and be hilarious.
Speaker 6 (42:21):
Well, in New York they have you know Fanatics, Uh
you know the Fanatics brand.
Speaker 3 (42:27):
Uh.
Speaker 6 (42:28):
You know they're having they they did it last year
and now they're having it again this year.
Speaker 4 (42:32):
The fan fest where they got everybody from every sports football, basketball, baseball, go, wrestling,
and you name it.
Speaker 3 (42:41):
They're there signing autographs and stuff. So I'm surprised you
that's something you don't look.
Speaker 6 (42:47):
Into for the weekend, you know, get some of your
Memorabilia signed off on. Correct, they had the baby Maker
was there? Last year they got everybody maker was there?
Speaker 3 (42:58):
Huh yeah, el cappy time they had. Like I said,
it was the first time they like loaded up, you
know and.
Speaker 1 (43:03):
Put how much doing it again? How much a toss
you get in there?
Speaker 3 (43:06):
Uh, you'd have to look. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (43:09):
Sometimes what suckers like Pete Rose he charged for autographs.
Speaker 3 (43:13):
Oh yeah, I mean you're gonna pay.
Speaker 4 (43:15):
But you know, you you're basically seeing everybody under one
roof in in Manhattan, Midtown Manhattan, right, everybody.
Speaker 1 (43:22):
You think he should be in the Hall of Fame. Yes, okay,
they actually had an idea that I've said, someone said
they should have a separate hall of Fame for people
like you, Mike. I've been saying that for how long?
Speaker 3 (43:32):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I think he deserves him.
Speaker 4 (43:36):
But you know, typical baseball, you know, uh fashion or
I even hate to say baseball, but you know certain
groups of people, you know, holier.
Speaker 3 (43:45):
Than now you have you have sports betting on baseball.
Speaker 4 (43:48):
When you're watching the game, well, look at odds are
the Mets coming back at the sixth inning?
Speaker 3 (43:53):
You know you can get in here, but you know
Pete Rose's band.
Speaker 1 (43:56):
Okay, we've talked about that before with with They can't
go into Caseine, but they can they can promote casinos
left and right. When you watch in hockey up in
the right hand corner, it's, uh, here's a who's gonna
score first? No, I totally agree. I totally agree with
you on that Taggable. He was taggable or whatever. He
didn't want anybody in in Vegas anybody. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
(44:17):
he was dead. He is dead. Said against it, and
I mean I talk about the numbers here, but but
they're getting blood money, but they don't care. They're filthy animals.
They're yeah.
Speaker 4 (44:26):
Well, well, you know back in the seventies when that
when they didn't obviously have.
Speaker 3 (44:30):
This, you know in any eighties.
Speaker 7 (44:32):
Yeah, you didn't have online anything. You know, there was
no internet. You know, you only had casinos and you
couldn't they couldn't go. But now you or you had bookies.
You know, I think cab can't you bet? Mob always
had a place, can't you bet?
Speaker 1 (44:45):
Like in New England right during the game, right there
in the Yeah, you can bet everywhere right right at Staateium,
we can bet. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (44:52):
So the fact that they waited until Rose died is
to be shitty.
Speaker 6 (44:56):
Yeah, but whatever, and he even said that, he even
said that they'll.
Speaker 4 (45:00):
Wait for me to die before they reinstate me and
you know, put them in after he's dead, which is
kind of messed up.
Speaker 1 (45:06):
But he was a gold set surprise. But like you said,
the line in the line, now, did you did not?
So I'm asking what I'm saying. It's just I mean,
if you'd have been auesome the very beginning, very beginning,
yes I did, he might have not had a problem.
You did, you did, you didn't, then you did. It's
just kind of like a line there, the line. Now
that's all I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (45:25):
Yeah, yeah, you know, anyways, I totally agree.
Speaker 1 (45:29):
So you guys, uh, you go go cocaine stay Monday
night and then well Cowboys come in to New Jersey,
the Denver Britos come in. That's a Sunday night football game, Burritos.
So that's that's a Sunday night er. So you've got
another national televised game, and you have three in a row.
(45:53):
Of the parasites come in and then you go to Cincinnatis,
Sisters Cleveland comes to New Jersey and then your Thursday night.
That's November thirteenth, you are on National TV to you
go to mister Charity, a new and tea party with
a new head coach. That'd be pretty interesting to see that.
(46:13):
That'd be a fun game. We'll see that happens there
another man, Nationals and Amazon. So you have a bye
week and then November twenty third at you are at
Baltimore and then Atlanta comes into New Jersey and then
you my Cocaine City comes in on twelve o'clock game
and jack Offs. You go to Jackop Country, you go
(46:36):
to Smelly City, and then new tea partiers come in
for you and you end in Buffalo.
Speaker 4 (46:45):
Yeah, so I mean another another five and you know,
twelve year.
Speaker 1 (46:51):
That's my that's my pick of my schedule. My Cowboys
one talk about it.
Speaker 3 (46:54):
Yeah, so sits the lost season already.
Speaker 1 (46:56):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (46:59):
See, I'm not looking for time. I'm not looking forward
to football in a few years.
Speaker 1 (47:02):
So and also I've talked about it with you before,
and I spoke on another show. They okayed the twenty
twenty Olympics playing in flight football. Your thoughts on that behavior.
Speaker 4 (47:15):
I don't like it personally, and they're just saying one
guy for a team, you know that.
Speaker 3 (47:20):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (47:21):
To me, it's already It's like the World Baseball Classic. Man,
if your guy goes down in it, you're obviously not
gonna be happy about it.
Speaker 1 (47:28):
Well, your boy the what they call Sianbery, what they
call what was his nickname, the Boss. When he did
not want his people in the Olympics, he was dead.
I don't blaming those are his prostitutes, those are his boys. Man,
he didn't want him at all in the Olympics because
he knew better. Yeah, we've talked about you getting hurt
(47:50):
and jumping around. It's just I get the flag football.
It's fun, but you still got to run. I still
can't believe they play that in the All Star because
someone's gonna pull a knee up one of these days
doing that. Then what you're gonna do when you pull
an a c L You know what I'm.
Speaker 3 (48:01):
Saying, Yeah, yeah, but.
Speaker 1 (48:03):
I think that's just dumb. Let's and then then then
these what do you think these overseas games? Like I
think Captain American said next year they want to have
sixteen of them.
Speaker 3 (48:14):
I don't know, he seems fixated on that.
Speaker 1 (48:16):
Man.
Speaker 3 (48:16):
You know on that place. I get and I think
that I think the Jets are going over there.
Speaker 1 (48:21):
Yep, it's it's just dumb. I just I get it.
I get maybe if you yeah, you guys are going
you guys are on your scrimmages. I don't know whether
if you're doing I think if you're going overseas or not.
But uh, yeah, there's a few people going over and
like in early games too, like Minnesota's got back to
(48:41):
back overseas both like eight three in the morning, so
happy about that. But they're over there. But uh, you know,
Jerry would never give up a home game. That's not
going to have for Jerry. You know, yeah, he'll go
for away game, but he's not going to go for
a anything else. So but I also opening weekly also,
I mean they have already night game checklits. Of course
(49:01):
they have chicklets playing the cockroaches. Yeah, so that's that's
Amazon's that's kind of bizarre. But I've always said they
should they should not do Thursday games until after the bye.
You simply do Saturday night. I don't care about the
prostitutes because you just get in the game. Be a
lot more fun. When the Cowboys play on Thanksgiving and
they play the following Thursday again, so they have a
(49:23):
whole you know that that'll be a better game whoever
they're playing, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (49:27):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (49:30):
I just know there's these new rules behavior that you
can't you know this, I just it just drives me insane.
I just getting to be woke in the National Fixing League.
I don't get it, man.
Speaker 4 (49:43):
Because well, I don't know. You know, that whole anthem
thing has gone away. You know, it's so stupid too.
Speaker 1 (49:49):
Yeah, but I see the Lion scrap the playoff, recee
theing proposals, they scrap back people. I don't shut up
because then you have because then you know what happens
with that. Then you have to recede, and then you
have to worry about about about about people getting ready
for the game to sell tickets. Who's gonna fly where?
You know what I'm saying, because yeah, because that's a
because things are set in stone. So as soon as
(50:10):
the game's over, you know where you're playing, you know,
and if you're if you're a Jets fan, Let's say
all of a sudden, you guys are going to Pittsburgh
to play them. You know you're you're a fan. You go, Okay,
where am I going to go? You know what I'm saying.
If you're gonna fly somewhere starting to wait, you know
who goes where and receding behavior because they got their
schedules set in place and they're pretty much ready for it.
(50:31):
You can't start changing stuff around, you know what I'm saying.
Because you earn your supper. You you've won the Vision.
I know it was sucked with the Minnesota Mosquitos, but
then you're gonna have to you got to play the
game still. Just like I said, Super Bowl fifty nine,
Eagles came to win. They came to play. That's all
it was to it, you know. But I don't get it.
(50:55):
I guess the Eagles troll the Packers on x to
push compilations and YouTube after play Survive Vote. It's pretty hilarious,
but you know the idiots. So yeah, that's gonna say,
Braka Broca. But I see that your cam quarter signed
a rookie contract with the Tater Tots for forty eight million,
(51:16):
zero point seven Oh really all guaranteed?
Speaker 3 (51:19):
Mmm wow?
Speaker 1 (51:21):
But but they gave up on Buttonfly after about two
years just like that. So well, I don't know, he's
I think he's a pretty good Quarterback's amazing. It's just
me or you. It just seems an awful lot of
quarterbacks people are on the last five years constantly.
Speaker 2 (51:36):
Yeah, you know, because I think you could win with
the stopgap guy.
Speaker 3 (51:41):
I think you know they.
Speaker 1 (51:42):
Think right, because because Daniel, you're my brother. Your boy
is now with Indian Apples Crackerjacks because he didn't want
a contract with Minnesota. He didn't want one, so they
they want him to stay, but he wouldn't do it,
so he went, you know it, Crackerjacks. I think I
would say that any policy MFY. I mean, with Minnesota,
you can back up Bacardi because I think I think
(52:02):
I think Minnesota is gonna fall off off, like they
said like seven to ten. I think they're gonna they're
gonna fall off, and they're gonna they're gonna be pissed.
You know what happened. If you watched Seattle get to
like the the NFC Championship game or something, you watch
something like that. They get in the playoffs, they go
to second round. Meanwhile, Minnesota misses, and he does a
shitty job they're gonna find out the hard way. Again.
I would have had Donald talk, say listen, you're the
(52:24):
quarterback this year, he backs you up. Next year, you
carry the clipboard. We'll have an option in the third,
third year if it doesn't work out. But they wouldn't
do it.
Speaker 4 (52:34):
So yeah, yeah, Well, if you get a halfway team,
you know, if you get a team that's you think.
Speaker 3 (52:40):
Could be in it, you know, if you get a
veteran quarterback, maybe make a run. You know, I could
see that.
Speaker 1 (52:46):
Yeah, I see your window. I see your Quintin Williams
said it was immature to criticize Aaron Rodgers release. So
Quentin and Williams says, not happy when he has just
released Rogers and the Jets weren't happy? Why in displeasure? Well,
he's a grown ass man. If he wants to be disappointed,
(53:07):
he has to be right to. I think he's a
grown ass man.
Speaker 4 (53:10):
So yeah, I mean, personally I would have kept him.
But you know whatever, he got a new head coach.
You never coached the game, you know, and he's.
Speaker 3 (53:18):
He's acting like he's all this and all that, hasn't
done nothing. So you know, we'll see I see it.
Speaker 1 (53:24):
I can hear your voice. You're just very bitter.
Speaker 3 (53:26):
You're well, it's stupid. I mean you had a chance.
Speaker 4 (53:29):
Not only did you lose Rogers, then of course you
lose you you know, you lose uh the receiver that.
Speaker 3 (53:34):
You know, Uh, what's I mean forgetting Adams? So you
lost him? So now you know what, you got one
receiver who's gonna get double teams. You're not gonna do nothing.
You know, they keep saying, oh, we're going to run
the ball.
Speaker 1 (53:45):
Good luck, man, that works for you exactly.
Speaker 3 (53:49):
You know, they had two chances that generational tight ends
last year and this year they passed on both of them.
Speaker 4 (53:54):
You know.
Speaker 3 (53:55):
Stupid.
Speaker 1 (53:56):
Yeah, so it's got I heard that your your owner
was listening to his son because who had a better
rating on Madden.
Speaker 3 (54:03):
Yeah, I mean that's true.
Speaker 1 (54:05):
That's so sad, that's so yeah.
Speaker 3 (54:07):
Well I pat the Jets man. Yeah, they keep drafting
offensive lineman in the top ten. Yeah, that sounds great.
You got no you got no playmakers, man, exactly, what's
the point to me? I think you could you know,
take one take one.
Speaker 4 (54:21):
Guy, and they take a shot on on uh, you know,
a great talent in the first round, like there were
still the tight end that got you know, they didn't
pick and added a lineman, you probably were just as good.
Speaker 1 (54:34):
Well, like someone said, is listening to a fox. And
then the weekends, I met the airport and they go
coaches when they want to draft for now. General managers
vote for the future. So some of these coaches they
get overly naborated with because Jerry's Jerry kind of does this.
See he's kind of a heets ineborated with some player
and he wants right away. So because he's not a
general manager, he's just.
Speaker 3 (54:55):
Yeah, but Jerry's first round picks are usually good. Yeah,
you know.
Speaker 1 (55:00):
So it's all it's all hit and miss with these people,
and it all comes down to injuries and if they're willing
to in the system, and once they get their money,
it's like pumpkin Bowl, you know. And once they get
their money, they don't care, you know, because it's all guaranteed.
So yeah, don it works for supper anymore. So yeah, well,
those there's just this this new voting and all these
rules and receding. I've been, I've been for the last
(55:24):
ten years. It's like, I get it sucks that you
had better. You have to go to the Jets. If
you're the Cincinnati and you're in your second in the
North and you have to go there and they have
a better record than win than just win, go in
there and win. Okay, I get it. Good teams want
to win the road. Okay, it's always to it.
Speaker 3 (55:44):
It's yeah, it's not.
Speaker 1 (55:45):
Let's not you know, let's not try to rewrite the
history here. Okay, just getting me too woke in my mind,
you know, with the with the National Fixed League, just
drives me insane.
Speaker 3 (55:56):
Yeah, so I ain't woke, So I ain't worried.
Speaker 1 (56:01):
I see your boy, the Hunter is going to get
that seven forty seven.
Speaker 3 (56:04):
Yeah, why not?
Speaker 1 (56:06):
So I would say I'll take it. If I'm going off.
There's a there's a place in Florida that does a city.
You can have a plane I landed out there called
seven forty seven city. You can give that plane to
me and I'll put I'll take the wheels off it.
I'll make it into rbing whatever. Yeah, and you can
you can live in the damn thing. That's how. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (56:24):
Man, you let falling get off there, get off their buttons.
Stop making stuff.
Speaker 1 (56:27):
Man, I see you're forty six. He's gott much time
to live. Guy that protest, he's going down there. Well,
the same guy that right writes Delbert. He right, he
got he did the comic Delbert, he has prostat cancer.
He said he's got like four months to live.
Speaker 3 (56:41):
I'm good. I never liked that moment.
Speaker 7 (56:42):
That guy.
Speaker 1 (56:43):
So he's well, he's dying.
Speaker 3 (56:45):
You want to know who was running the country?
Speaker 1 (56:46):
You know, right? Well, that's I'm not surprised. I mean
they can try. That's in his bones. I means year over.
That means I give him two months.
Speaker 7 (56:53):
Yeah, that that didn't just happen either, you know what
I mean, that just doesn't happen.
Speaker 4 (56:58):
So, you know whatever, you know, that whole that whole
side is really is really scary. Man.
Speaker 5 (57:04):
It's not uh, it's not Kfk's Democrats anymore.
Speaker 3 (57:09):
I don't know what. I don't know what the hell
they want. But you know what, I'm glad I live
in a red state. My taxes are low. Everything's good.
You let them have it.
Speaker 1 (57:17):
You want to how's your healthy? How's your health these days?
Speaker 3 (57:19):
Yeah? It's good. Hanging in ye good?
Speaker 1 (57:23):
You have every day still, kay, as long as you're
hanging out.
Speaker 3 (57:26):
You have every day trying to still try and cruise.
Speaker 1 (57:29):
Come. We don't want it all with pull out on me.
Speaker 3 (57:31):
You know, no, bro, I'll be there. I'll be there.
You know. I might have a cane. I might not.
We'll see, you know. Yeah, because it was three years
ago we were up myrtle beak. Yeah, you knew I'd
be dead in four days.
Speaker 1 (57:44):
Man, dead, unbelievelet myrtle.
Speaker 3 (57:47):
Yeah, you know that was three years ago like today, yep.
And then uh then I got wiped out on the
twenty fifth. But yeah, it's all good.
Speaker 1 (57:59):
Oh good, now good man, oh good?
Speaker 3 (58:01):
Just keep moving.
Speaker 1 (58:02):
That's right. But so what what's the word on your
candy s jets? And what's going on with the also?
Speaker 4 (58:08):
No no word, man, It's all basketball and baseball right now?
Speaker 1 (58:13):
Yeah? How's your how's your how's your masturbators? Doing good?
Speaker 3 (58:17):
I was up and up in the Big City, caught
two games, they won both. It's scuffling right now, not
playing well. Yankees are playing great, speech, Monks are playing ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (58:27):
Yeah, I was speaking of your club when they were
in town. Uh Soush Free wrote a really good article
on your fans. How you guys are always just how
you're up? And you down. You know how you guys
get Yeah, it was. It was a really good article.
Just how you guys are. You know, you're always getting
the shaft. It's very very good. Because you guys were
in town. I saw a lot of met fans. Yeah, yeah,
(58:48):
the Marriott when it was over there one time. So
I was talking. I said, I've been out to both
stadiums and I said, you're a ballpark and I said,
the Yankees is. And I call it a part a
parking ramp. Was I like that, it is a parking ramp.
I talked to a guy on the train on the
way to the Yankees, and I told the guy, he goes,
You're absolutely right, he goes. I'm on a Yankees fan,
but I much like the new Shay he goes, he goes.
(59:10):
I called the new Shay. I still call it Shay.
But yeah, you're absolutely right. It's it's he goes, he goes.
It's it's it's the shade is you get off the
when you get off the platform, you walk right over
to it. I said, it's a nice ballpark. I said,
it's beautiful where where uh and from?
Speaker 3 (59:26):
When you went to? Now it's it's even it's better.
I mean, it's amazing, amazing.
Speaker 1 (59:32):
Yeah, yeah, I loved it. I said I would not
be a baseball guy. But it's a ballpark compared to
the parking ramp. Just a very a very very ugly.
Now you walk in, they have high sas. That's fine,
it's all cement. But then it's just we couldn't see
the flag. Was that just didn't have that atmosphere of
like like Twins or we've been to Seattle, We've been
to a course field. It's a ball field, you know
(59:54):
what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (59:55):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's.
Speaker 1 (59:57):
Like tearing down the Cubs Cubs stadium and buildings of
only stupid. Yeah. They turned on Wriggly and doing something
he's stupid.
Speaker 3 (01:00:06):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, I.
Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
See I see your boy die do it from cheers
he died. That was too bad.
Speaker 3 (01:00:12):
Yeah yeah, seventy six man, a little early.
Speaker 1 (01:00:15):
Because it's a dog the dog world. I'm wearing milk
bowl milk milk bone underwear, remember.
Speaker 4 (01:00:19):
That, right, that's one of the best ones ever. Man.
Speaker 1 (01:00:23):
He was because I made I had the best job
sitting sitting at the bar drinking beer. Yeah yeah, what
a great job that was. That was a good show.
This classics. Yeah, Tom bar you know sitting around.
Speaker 4 (01:00:33):
Yeah, he was a he was a Chicago Bear fan
in real life.
Speaker 1 (01:00:38):
Yeah yeah he did the Bears.
Speaker 3 (01:00:41):
Yeah yeah from there, from Illinois.
Speaker 1 (01:00:43):
Yeah. So yeah, so yeah, I should go out there,
Egan and talk to your owner and say, hey, I
got a guy who's not very handy, canny yes in
your chests. And I said, yeah, man, what do you
go tell him?
Speaker 3 (01:00:54):
So, you know, tell him man, smart up man.
Speaker 1 (01:00:56):
Sit here on the deck with him and have a
beer barlipopping, you know, bringing buy some cards with him
and Jerry and be kind of epic.
Speaker 3 (01:01:02):
You know, it gonna be funny. If you got on
your shuttle.
Speaker 1 (01:01:05):
That'd be great, you know, chewoo Jery. Just have a
good timing, guys. Money mister caboy, and I've been telling
you a bituary first for your sixth ring, you know
about heavy on my Polkash. Come on, Jerry, who comes
with me? We're gonna get you on the show. We're
gonna talk football, and we're gonna we're gonna pick. We're
gonna gamble like animals. What do you think about that? Jerry?
We'll go to Green Bey Ranch upinged and Dan, we'll
(01:01:27):
gambled like animals. One hundred dollars shot. What do you
think about that? Chefs a good looking bushy But me
and Jerry playing black jacket at at Greenvilly Ranch, play
one hundred dollars black chips, tossing around and be hilarious. Jared,
I tell you, Jerry, we're gonna have a pineapple screw driver.
We're gonna get just hammered off for us.
Speaker 2 (01:01:48):
You know.
Speaker 3 (01:01:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:01:50):
But the old history of the one of the Eagle
Idiots owner, the old one, I think a long time ago.
I think it was New Jersey. They had a special
chair from a black jack with his name on it.
Oh wow, I think it was in New Jersey. But
he would go to the casino and they had his
name and the Eagles have him on a chair and
he was gammed.
Speaker 3 (01:02:10):
That's that's saying something.
Speaker 1 (01:02:12):
Oh yeah, this was a while ago. I mean, it's
way back in the seventies. I kN what his name was.
I think he sold delarious maybe, but he had his
he had to get he was gambling, like they had
a chair for the guy with his name on it.
You go, he was playing the blackjack and stuff. It
was pretty hilarious.
Speaker 3 (01:02:26):
Gam heavy hitter man.
Speaker 1 (01:02:28):
Absolutely well, anything else from your young ass.
Speaker 3 (01:02:32):
No, that's it, man, Just uh keep breathing, all right,
keep smiling.
Speaker 1 (01:02:37):
All right. If you're you can feel pain, you're you're
healthy and wealthy. You don't people can.
Speaker 3 (01:02:42):
I'm not wealthy and I'm half healthy.
Speaker 1 (01:02:45):
So okay, we's go working.
Speaker 3 (01:02:46):
Work in progress man, work in progress, all right, Ted,
you'd be good, say hey it sell and I'm talking
to you.
Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
Thanks for taking my call. Appreciate it, you got it,
you got it? All right, there you go instead of
talking head, Well, but I appreciate everybody out there and
all this behavior going on on to the nation, fix
the league. Remember the military of the arm ports, the
air Force, the Army and the Marines and the Navy,
and the merchant Coca interform all we do for one
and two strom the beaches forgotten, Vietnam war balls, the
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side of o trees, men went blue like cop call Cracker,
would you shower in the shower? Pen state not showing
you only two men having sex?
Speaker 3 (01:03:18):
I get it.
Speaker 1 (01:03:19):
You can't watch two women that's not actually gonna be doing.
But a condomon prevent a Herpe's gonnery in the olypenis
and don't drink and drive. Okay, thank you for the
listening to you shared it from me. That's my money
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from the poor side appreciate you us very very much.
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