🤪 Description: On this episode of the Nonsense Podcast, we’re handing out diplomas and dishing out the real advice for the Class of 2025! 🎤 Kelly kicks things off with a bizarre fact from Norway 🇳🇴—did you know it’s literally illegal to die in one city because of permafrost?! FNBob and Henvincible immediately try to book a vacation there, claiming the cold keeps the olds away 👴❄️ Then the crew gets nostalgic about senior year of high school: 💔 Dating disasters 🏀 Sports drama 🎓 Favorite classes 💃 And of course—PROM. Henvincible drops a graduation rant for the ages, calling out the absurd cost of prom night, from the overpriced tuxes to the unnecessary limos. Meanwhile, FNBob admits adulthood might be worse than high school... maybe. 🔥 Highlights: 🪦 You can't die here?! Norway's frozen death laws 🎤 FNBob & Henvincible's first concert experience (Psychostick, TWRP, & Ninja Sex Party) 💰 Henvincible's prom rant: "Stop spending car money on corsages!" 🧠 Nonsense advice for the Class of 2025 🏀 FNBob’s hot take on high school sports and clout ❓ Question of the Day: What’s one piece of brutally honest advice you’d give to today’s high school grads? 🎓👇 📱 Follow us on social media for more updates and behind-the-scenes fun: Instagram: fnbobfnentertainment Twitter: @FNBOB36 Website: https://www.fnentertainment.com All the Other links: https://linktr.ee/FNBoB & https://linktr.ee/Henvincible & https://linktr.ee/rk9trainingllc #NonsensePodcast #ClassOf2025 #Prom #senioryear #adulting #HighSchool #Nostalgia #Graduation #FunFacts #rants
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
There's a town in Norway where it is illegal to die.
Let me explain.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
So there.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
In Long Europiorn, Norway, because it is so cold there,
there's permafrost all in the ground. When you bury a
dead body, they don't decompose, so it is illegal, and
they very much discourage if you are ill or you're
near death, they want you to travel to where it's
(00:33):
warmer so you can die there.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
To in convenient dies someplace else. So, if you think
about it, they have the lowest they have the lowest
castuy rate of all countries. That's a good way to
keep it that way.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
The only way you're allowed to die there, but the
only the only way you can die if you get cremated.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Oh well that's my plan anyway.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Yeah, it's cheaper. That's only the reason. Why. What how
cold is it normal? Like it gives what.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
I say, So it must be like fucked up to
even dig the ground up, right, I'm.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Just curious, Like the temperature right now, Like we're sitting
at a solid with like sixty five years this sweet
home Chicago. I'm assuming it's got to be like under right.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Now it's twenty seven. But that's the summertime.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
The summertime though, yeah, here you forgot summertime. Summertime, damn.
So I can only imagine.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Hard.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
I'm just gonna make sure that fahrenheit and celsius h.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
That's fahrenheit, okay, the heart of December, who buddy, risk.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
I bet you go spit and you can hit somebody
with an ice shello spitting in general direction, and that's
that's that's fighting words, daily, weapon, grief daily.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
It's usually like nineteen degrees, but but there are times
where it gets below forty and that real bad stuff.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Yeah yeah, And I just want you to know that
just not live there in general, that.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
The audience know that unison damn is because it's two
black men who heard negative forty. I was just like, no,
you don't have to do that.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
You don't have to live there. Although if they have
like a get like if they like gateway gatekeeping old
people out though, that might be a pretty decent place.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Yeah all right, wait a minute, because now there's no
old people, so there's no old drivers. Definitely ain't not
a nand nigga over there. You know what I might.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
At least to get there from here is eight hundred
and four dollars.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
It's not that bad.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
And you get green us of the Northern.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Lights, right, Northern Lights. What's the national dish. I'm I'm
a plant of vacation. No way fucking bluffing nuggets. That's
green and maybe green green. It ain't got nothing. That's
why we should have annexed it when Trump said so,
we should have just stuck it. We got it, we
(03:39):
already got Alaska. Might as well just take two useless
to Alaska. I think it is Bloba nuggets. Yeah, no,
for sure. I mean we went there. What did we eat?
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Y'all said, y'all had a horrible dining experience. That y'all
y'all Alaska thurer.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
It was what it was. I was just I was
upset because I wanted Alaskan king crab and we got
a region king crab, and I really was not for
that Alaskan king crab. But honestly, in the region king
crab was chef's kiss delicious, oh my god, expensive, but
very because they had the defrosted. Not apparently they keptain
(04:14):
fresh for the for the entire needy of the trip.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Fresh is defrosted over there.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
It's also true, so the national dish of Norway is
I think called frico, and it is a soup basically
where it's it's goat bone cabbage. Yeah, and whole black
peppers like peppercorns.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Occasionally not all the time, but occasionally they'll do boiled potatoes.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Yeah, Scandinavian country. That makes sense.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
They get goats from in that cold of climate.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Goats like colder climate.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Oh yeah, they thrive in colder.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
It's what's the career. Of course, is where the Mexicans
be getting them from, because I don't know how they
got them, probably from the Spaniards and they just kept
a few. That's what it is. I mean, I'm not
against taking a trip to go see I'm.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Not only in like July though.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Yeah, definitely gonna be hoodie weather hoodie. I think we
in Carhart three layer level problems.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
Twenty degrees Oh no, what are the so it's not
really so much the air is cold, it's the ground
is permanently frozen, right, that's what where the cold.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Thinks are just perpetually banana peals pretty fucking miek Bill
going down the stairs, they diddy.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Would have thrived over. Everything is slipping and sliding. It's
nipples is extra hard for them Asians.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Waiting come.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Oh my good grief. Yeah, no, I'm not a gist.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
I mean it's a lot of traveler I want to do.
It's not on my short list, but you know, I
you know, I dabble.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
I think it's in my mid tier list. Yeah, Japan's
number one, China is probably not. Egypt is half.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
I just saw out. So I watched the Claressa Shills
documentary last night, and that and that fucking air you
view of China even ten years ten plus years ago
was fight. Chinese hotels is a fucking evacuate.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Yeah, Now, China's dope as long as you don't say
nothing to the government.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Unless you'll say nothing period, Go there and shut the
fuck up. Just go there, shut up and enjoyed of
the enjoy life.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Right if you start talking, that seems like it's the
quickest place to get in trouble.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
I don't even want to have a phone. It's take
my phone, weird man.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
So if they say something, all the cameras don't pick
them up. I figured it out.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
I'll go over there and be Desmond Miles on that bitch.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Honestly, right, we gotta have an escort because I don't
want I don't want to walk the streets of China
by myself. And on top of that, they are racist.
They are thoroughly racist in China.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
Damn it. That just made me want to hop back
on washing wash dogs is God said. I have not
touched Legion in like over a year, but the first
two were hard, all.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
The five minutes of Legion. I tried to play the
second one and I was like, this one is terrible.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Because the second one was cool. But that niggas what's
his name?
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Desmond?
Speaker 3 (07:50):
I thinking crossing over per.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Cred right, you you're in the same, a part of
all connected, all connected. But no, there's a lot of
either way, a lot of places we want to travel.
I mean, I know you want to go up there,
but that's just the birthplace of metal music in that
general space.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
I really want to go to Finland.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
I want to see some of the pirates.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
I want to I'm not gonna lie. I still want
to see real pirates. I don't know if I want
to see real po I don't know them. Diggers. I
don't know if I want to SA. I don't know
if I want to see them tired.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
I don't know if you'm word, I don't they'll cart
back for that trip.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
I'll just go to Japan and see they can't see
the cartoon.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
See the cartoon. Good and on that. Let's start the show.
(09:29):
Welcome back to the Dude, I was gonna say the
wrong show title, Welcome back to Nonsense Podcast. I happen
to be the whole Sep and Bob. That's Handy over there,
Tipsy hen.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
H E n V I C I b L. That's me.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Is Tipsy Henny a name that we've thrown out that
at some point.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
No, it don't happen often.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
We need tipsy Handy and then hungover Henny.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
I want god. Hungover Henny is terrible. Hungover Handy is
gonna throw up at some point.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Keep it keep it at home. There chance over here,
No hunk over here.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
I've been here after I've already thrown up.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
That's good that Jesus. How y'all doing It's just sober?
You gotta work on that, geez. Hopefully everybody at home
is doing well. This is gonna be an interesting episode.
I don't know if y'all we broke k fe before,
but three shots nonsense got recorded before this, and there's
(10:34):
another shot waiting, but before we even dabble into what
that could kick off. How you mean.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Stressed but still blessed?
Speaker 2 (10:43):
That's good?
Speaker 3 (10:44):
It's uh, sometimes it is. Sometimes you got to look
at the stressful times as blessings and opportunities for growth,
and opportunity to show the real chemistry that you made
up of.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
I've always been told that if you got the ability
to be stressed and not dead, you're doing something right.
It's morbid, but it works.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
Fine, man, I take that over the alternative.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
I'm doing well.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
I mean they got a Kelly in the back.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
I thought I mentioned the name Kelly's not a chance
here if I forgot, just making sure, Hello, how you
been Kelly? Busy? Stressed?
Speaker 1 (11:27):
It's been a stressful week.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Yes, you know what that's that's not good, told me
a little bit. But you know what, it's okay. It's
okay because this episode is gonna cheer everybody up or
stress about ten times a war. We're gonna see t
it's crazy, maybe ten times. Anything new going on before
I before I hit the topics, before I hit the
(11:49):
topics of the day, anything you just you've been itching
to bring up. It's been a week since we've seen
each other.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
I got to bond with some friends over wrestling and
Psycho Stick.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Really that's very interesting.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
Week was Double or Nothing, a w and a Double
or Nothing. Tradition is they do anarchy and the arena.
At first, due to a gimmick, they were doing like
the US Congressional presidential beat, like shit, but then they
switched it to the Pointer Sisters. Wow, okay, and then
(12:33):
they switched it to fucking bodies, and me being the
fucking tortured soul, I am of having to stand in
that long fucking line. I started singing the song that
I went to and all the people do the video
in the college and count the four shout out to Psycho.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
They just started posting up a lot of the videos
from the show we went to. I don't know if
we shared it with you. I made a comment you
un a cordial though that. But that was Ninja Sex Party. Yeah,
so they already posted up all of their stuff about that.
But Ninja Sex Party or cycle Stick just started posting
up their half of the show, which is very late,
very late for them.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
But I've also been playing mad Twerp during my uber I'm.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Glad you got into TWERP. I was shocked how quickly
you were. Like, No, I like this for sure.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
It's dumb, but the eighties like oddly soothing. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Yeah, no, I think that's why I like it. The
only thing that I will say it's a love hate
thing is their music runs together, which is good in
certain points. Yeah, but then I'd be like, I need
a cutoff.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
Forty minutes and I don't know if I'm on song
one or song fifteen exactly.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
I like that little melody twenty minutes ago. Which one
was that I don't remember? So that's all.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Shout out to Ali y'all. We saw Ali y'all, but.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
No double shout out the cycles Stick because they posted
up a video and they were just like, oh, like,
there was a lot of cycle Stick fans, but everybody
really came to see the main bands and they were
just like shouting out Ninja sex party. So I commented
under underneath and I said, na, sir, we came for
the stick and stay for the sex or did I
come for the earth? Did I come for the cycle
(14:24):
and stay for the ninja? And they actually liked my comment,
so I was like shit and I was just funny
enough to skate through it. Joke to Psycho Stick cycle Stick.
If you ever want to jump on the podcast, we
are here. I'm always here, and that'd be crazy. ID
to be super.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
Crazy and full circle. Y'all were my first rock concert.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Yeah, which I can't wait to take you to a
pleathor more. Man, I got like a launcher list of
shows and I'm like, I just want to curate it till.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
You want to throw me in an actual mash.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Yes, because I feel like if you just get it
out of your system, then it no longer becomes scary
the way if you keep inching towards it, it's gonna
ain't scary for too long.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
That ship fucked me up because it was standing room only.
That's ship that kicked.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
You'll get used to it. It's I'm telling you it's
easier with the right crowd, because then you're gonna get
sardine in and then you won't be able to stand it.
You won't stand anyway. You'll be floating. Be fine, or
we or we just CrowdSurf you a couple of times
and then you definitely ain't got a stand and don't
worry about size. I told you we crowdsurfed to do
in the wheelchair. With the wheelchair, no problem.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
The fat and me has a constant fear of gravity.
I don't have a fair of heights. No fear of gravity.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Falling is the hard part.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
That s all right? Quick. Well if you had five
k right now, what would you do if somebody just
dropped five k on your table? What would you do?
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Spend it it?
Speaker 3 (15:57):
Hard?
Speaker 2 (16:01):
I either put it towards the house that I'm trying
to purchase. Well, I'm just gonna buy dumb shit. I'm
just going to buy a lot of dumb shit, Like
I need to replace my PC. My PC, my piece
gotta get jump started right now, which is kind of sad.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
I definitely need a new PC right.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Pay off some credit card debt, last, a little bit
of credit card debt. Maybe maybe throw it towards the car.
I kind of want a new car, but I want
this house first. I'm gonna be responsible for the most part,
unless unless Kelly gives me the okay to buy me
a bust the sword here that I kind of really
want to bust the sword.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
That's like seventeen fifty.
Speaker 4 (16:34):
No.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
I found the guy who with three D printed great
quality swifty props on Etsy, very good quality, six hundred bucks,
very good quality. I love like the way he does
it perfect, exactly what I want. It's just six hundred
damn dollars. And I also want to move soon and
I don't want to have that to pack up and
(16:55):
move in and possibly fuck up.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
So if someone dropped five call me right now. I
would pay some bills, pay off this fucking cruise, and
I would seriously look into a restling schools.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
I mean, there's a pleasure around here. It's more than
I thought there were.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
They are, but they're also expensive, but transparently, I don't
know if you're watching, I would like to. I would
like to join, specifically Mustafa a league school, really specifically
because he is from the crib. He was so far.
He was a police force in one of these suburbs,
(17:38):
and he's gone through the dirt Derby system. He realized
the system works for some people not so much for
other people, and I would just like to I would
like to take that knowledge to figure out which side
I'm on. I feel like, not the dirt der b side,
but I would like to take I would like to
(17:59):
take that knowledge, gain that to find out.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
Man, never know, man, podcast fucking cruise.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
Because damn it, I need to see the Bahamas.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
I'm really rooting for I can't wait for you to
come back with all the great stories. I almost want
to go with you, just because I love me.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Struggle for me to get there right now, and some
ship popped up and as soon as we're about to finalize.
So really, I'm trying my best. You got it, man,
you got it. Why I drive so much? Try my
best because I feel like I also the experience. I
wanted to do some shit for thirty I couldn't, and
this is gonna the trip is after thirty one, but
(18:38):
I counted.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Still, it's close enough.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
I'm trying, man, It'll be all right, It'll be all right.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
I'm pulling for you because you're.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
Trying to sing boats and holes on an actual boat.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
It's most fun to use it. It's already did it.
I did it with old people so they didn't get
the ref but whatever, man, it was one for me.
Just don't just don't.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
Join the how is your week? You?
Speaker 1 (19:09):
You?
Speaker 3 (19:09):
The way you talk is like y'all are in the
constant flux of of of strained ship.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
No, it's just it's because my life is I do
want to enjoy life, but I'm in that perfect pinnacle
point where it's like adulthood's kicking in hard and it's
like I really got to get on my adult ship.
But I want to go to Renfest and I want
to go on vacation.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
And I'm actively trying to change companies or change positions.
I know you you talk often about not wanting to
be in tech at all.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
And I think that's the problem is I don't want
to be in tech, and my skill set like.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
It's kind of like me, It's like, what the fuck
would I do if I was not doing this?
Speaker 2 (19:51):
The only thing I have skill set for immediately is
truck driving. I am a Class A truck driver, licensed driver.
I couldn't do that. But that's all. And it's just
like I really that's supposed to be my super fallback
of like I can't get nothing else to work for me,
So I don't know.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
I know that I send you cool ship when I
come across because I work in a kind I work
kind of work in job placement.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
No, right now, it's just most I kind of have
to stay here for stability because of the whole house
purchasing thing. Is they really give it about stability? I
swear to God as soon as I close the spot, though,
Oh I'm gonna live an unstable life for a good
six months. Like I'm gonna suck everything up real fast,
like all responsibilities kicked out the door. Like I know
(20:38):
that's gonna that's gonna hit you anyway, when you own
a home.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
You should I know you're not that type person, but
you should honestly throw a party, because that is y'all
have talked. This has been a long time coming for
y'all and a long time wished for y'all, and it
is a huge accomplishment. Nah, that will be because that's
gonna be like, now that's your new place, throw the
party here before you move.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
Crazy, I'm saying, don't you don't have to fucking deep
clean your new place. No, I just do a party outside.
You know, I was looking for the yard the Chicago nigga. Yeah,
I know, I'm leaving this. I'm leaving the city. This
will no longer be in Chicago. It will be a
Chicago Land podcast at that point, no longer in the
(21:22):
city podcast. Fun the city in sense, but I keep
I keep kicking it for the food. If the food
wasn't here, I leave Blue Island very expensive, very EXPI spots.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
It was a random place I was at. I can't
even remember the city, but it was like, goddamn nice.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
There's a lot of spots like that. A lot of
people don't know though, Like surrounding spaces is really nice.
You just gotta avoid niggas. You gotta avoid and not
black people. I really want people to understand that when
I say niggas, I mean the scum of the earth sometimes.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
But now I'm in a spot where I kind of
gotta be cognizant, like like like now I'm kind of
getting to the point where I'm thinking about moving. But
I got it because I still work downtown.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
So that's also another issue. Is lifestyle work you gotta
plan on. Adulthood sucks.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
I've done the three hour daily commute. I don't really
want to go back.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
But I like that this whole conversation perfectly ties into
the topic of the day. Where are we at on time?
You know, let's cut to an early commercial and then
we could just roll through the rest of this episode.
So just sit on that for a.
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Speaker 2 (23:15):
Welcome back to the Nonsense Podcast. Post early commercial, Bob, Henny, Kelly, Chad,
everybody's here. So, like I'm saying, perfect tie into today's topic.
It is that time of year. It is that time
of the year. Kids are graduating. All the kids are
getting at all them little kids. You knew that with
(23:35):
little kids is now old kids, all them old kids
is now technically adults. Is graduation season. So I would
like to talk twofold about your senior year of high school. Okay,
we're both kind of still in the education sphere a
little bit. Kelly actually technically in an education sphere, but
just not with kids, lucky, So I would like to
(23:56):
everybody discuss a little bit of their senior year in
high school. Hence why I said keep the shots just
in case, because some people senior years was great, some
people's wasn't so great. Good memories, bad memories. I want
it all.
Speaker 3 (24:14):
I've talked about it before. Mine and mine. My senior
was a little bit of a mixed bag. I was working, man,
I was part of after school matters, shot after school matters.
Actually just recently met a connect that damnedn't ran after
school matters.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Nice.
Speaker 3 (24:29):
But that was also when they took my fucking major.
They took my major away and at my high at
my senior year and to this day I got a
general fucking diploma, which chaps my ass. But that was
also when I first when I stayed my first sitting.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
That was sitting in protests. Yeah, Malcolm, mixic.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
We protest getting our fucking major bag.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Good grief, man, Third Marshall looking at.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
My prom was decent. My date was not the greatest,
but you know.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Let's harp on that real quick. I love I love
a good fucking Did you ask her out or was
it just kind of mutual?
Speaker 3 (25:22):
I did ask her out. She was the daughter of
who made my tucks. Like we were like cool with
who made my ship. So it was like, oh, let me,
your daughter's pretty, let me ask her or whatever.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
So you got to tuks ahead of time? No, you
just be cool beforehand.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
Yeah okay, And but she was like one of those
professional prom goers, like like motherfuckers act like we like
reconnect did after college and she was not after college.
But like during college she was like, Yo, do you
know anybody going on prom this year? Like like she wanted,
like she enjoyed going to multiple fucking probs.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
Okay, I'm assuming that's college prom what or she was
just going back to high school proms.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
She was trying to go to keep going to high
school proms.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
That's statutory in any language. I'm just saying statutory.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
What rape? She just wanted to keep going to proms.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
That's kind of weird, man.
Speaker 3 (26:35):
Why she ain't fucked me? It wasn't no rap, wasn't
no raping brom and if she did, it wouldn't have
been raped. But yeah, know, like it was like we
didn't really have a connection. She won vibe with my
gang because we went with a crew. Yeah, no problem
was man, we went to I forgot where the funk
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we went to, but they closed it down. It was
that fancy ass place that had that, like the only
place in the city that really had gumbo.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
Fuck it was down me beat already. I don't know,
not a nand place.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
With I think they closed that down fun. I can't
remember it, but yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
I almost wouldn't trust the spot in Chicago with gumbo
to be.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
It was the fancy place I've been.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
There are bad times and I can't remember Downtown, south.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
Side, Downtown and then we used to go there all
the time, but I don't, I like know it closed now.
That used to be like the place to go if
you had some money in Chicago.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
I never had money, so I wouldn't have know to be.
But yeah, if you're in the common snow, let us
know in the comment Shoot.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
No, uh yeah, we same year was decent. I look
back on it, probably more fondly than I thought that
it was cool at the time. But yeah, I didn't
really have a complaints other than about my major.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
That's crazy again. I made sitting in sitting in Frederick
Douglas style or some shit. Bro.
Speaker 3 (28:19):
We were the only motherfuckers in all of Semion to
have a general diploma.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
Everybody has a specializem. I don't know that.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
Everybody else got majors. It was a vocational high school.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Ah Okay, I didn't go to one. Okay, look I
got a regular diploma. Everybody else did the.
Speaker 3 (28:39):
Fuck somebody else was fucking welding or hardware or automotive
or culinary arts. And I shouldn't fuck in general because
they didn't want to keep funding the arts. That's what
I really feel like, Fuck Chicago up is when they
stopped funding the arts. That's on our love niggas. That's
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all the waiims started running to the gangs. They couldn't
dance no more.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
So you keep saying that, and I keep blaming parental problems.
Speaker 3 (29:10):
Maybe they had all the parents had already pawned them
niggas off.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
With somebody else. I think we needed dance.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
What the dance coaches was.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
If we had grandparents of grandparent age, none of this
would be a problem. We I know, we ain't gonna
and it's the black community. We ain't gonna never fix parents.
That's that's a given, and it's gonna. I'm looking at
the camera on this one. Black people, we are never
gonna be good parents. It's just it's just a fact.
I'm sorry. We will never be great parents.
Speaker 3 (29:40):
Or what pery pretty good.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
Iffy spotty. We might have like a good parent and
then a man parent, like we get mixes, but we
ain't gonna never have like a two parent household that
they both was on top of it. I don't believe
that's possible.
Speaker 3 (29:57):
I had my parents on top of it. I felt
like you might be looking at me as a product.
But they were all top of it. Though my sister,
my sister's probably a better, better example. But they did great.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
They just gave up on the second half, not gave.
Speaker 3 (30:14):
Up, asshole. I came out fine. They give up on me.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
He came out like Lebron's other than get my thirty
now because I'm not doing shit in the fourth. That's
but it hit the wing man for this last jump shot.
Speaker 3 (30:34):
He is, Joey are kind of we're kind of grandparent
aged for the hood.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
Yeah for hood niggas. That's what I keep telling you.
Thirty year old should not be grandparents, Mike, and my
dad grandparents was no less than sixty. You want a
grandparents who you was sixty? Damn it. I bring back
the sixty year old grandparents that knew some shit that
will pop your ass. Is the last time you seen
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the kid get popped in the mouth church than you.
I missed when the kids used to get popped. Remember
the pre ass whippings before you just went somewhere. Ship
is gone. My grandma used to pop me in the
mouth before we went to all these They don't ask
for nothing, don't say nothing.
Speaker 3 (31:20):
Kids know how to call the policeman.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
Them niggas faster before they can get their hands on
the dial. You want that nigga to fear phone.
Speaker 3 (31:30):
Because we give the mothers iPads.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
Don't get ship. We had phones in my house. I
had a cell phone. I didn't use that bitch get
my ask now I had. I mean at a certain age.
It's know what I'm saying, his phones.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
But getting iPads at five?
Speaker 2 (31:50):
Then that whose problems at the parents? That that's a
parent that's a parental problem. You are fucking up. Don't
get your kid no iPad? What is he gonna do
with it?
Speaker 3 (32:00):
On your bill? Up and play.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
You're only making your life worse. You are you are
actively screwing him up or her and then ruining your
life at the same So we got patch notes now,
thank you Trump. It's only one or the other. My man,
my man, there's only one. We got patch notes now
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pick aside, motherfucker.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
Oh do we have to update our charter? Perfect?
Speaker 2 (32:38):
No, he was already on that side in the beginning.
We might have to sign some new ditmentation based on
Tad being him, But no, it's one of the other baby,
but patches aside. I don't even know how we got
that far roller clock back. What were we talking about
two steps ago?
Speaker 3 (32:59):
We would talk about not having grandparents.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
Yeah, no, we need grandparents. Bring bring back to sixty
year olds, please, pretty please, with sugar on top. Get
old pop a kid in the mouth, Bring back ass
beatings in.
Speaker 3 (33:12):
General, granny and now granny a forty five year old
bed beats.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
Problems. You don't even know how to pay own bills.
You out here looking for somebody else to pay a bill. No, no, no, no,
you ain't. You ain't. I'm taking that tight away. You
ain't a grandma to you. Fifty plus.
Speaker 3 (33:32):
Plus looking good.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
I never said you couldn't look good, but you gotta
have some age and wisdom.
Speaker 3 (33:37):
But no, if you're fifty and bad, you you still
dabbling in the way m dating bull.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
That's that's disgusting. And look and look at what happened
your shining shark. See if you're just at your age
and not your shoe size. Matter of fact, we need
like that too.
Speaker 3 (33:56):
No, No, Shannon's issue was off. No man, that nigga
had a they had elect those problems and that's it.
And Modique trying to warn him.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
I don't blame the color. I blame age. It's a
threshold accommodation. I think it's a threshold, like if you're
gonna go young, you can't go that young.
Speaker 3 (34:21):
You can't go nineteen and white like god, damn like
she's still young, she's still fucking ambelerd my god.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
If I get older, I'm just like, you know how.
Speaker 3 (34:38):
That's terrible.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
I'm just like you know, Kelly, if I have when
we get older and I look for somebody younger, threshold
is twenty four folk.
Speaker 3 (34:47):
Ill you gotta. I don't want to talk to a
twenty four year old now, and I'm fucking thirty.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
But what I'm saying is I'm damn sure not talking
to no nineteen year old. Start at twenty four, That's
what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (34:58):
I started twenty five, like that extra year, extra year.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
It just be so no, because then that's enough time
for extra wearing tear. I'm good, you're gonna be how
old talking about wearing to if I'm paying for it?
I would like a new car, as new as possible.
The fun looks like I'm not paying for us and
damage pre owned. I don't want a certifyed pre on.
You a pre I'll be a pre on, but I
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want new that run me my ship. I got the
money not paying for pre on. You pay for pre
on when you're young. You ain't got no business out there,
shouldn't even be up there in the first place. Then
you can get a certified pre on, pre owned certified
pre On. Oh do you get old? I get though.
I want brand Nu Mercedes, Brand new Audi. Give me
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the new ship. Let me see what it looked like
one owner. Maybe a fleet cars. Hell, I just want
to see what it looks like.
Speaker 3 (35:53):
Fleet cars are I fucking clip? My car is a
fleet car? Ninety five percent of bounds. I pulled that bitch,
so it was big daddy.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
That's fine, but it depends on the fleet. But at
least when it's a fleet, can at least check them
see what it looked like. What's going on? Who's driving
that bitch. I'm not getting no certified pre on when
I got the dope. Funk, I look like man, I
got class anyway. Back to school?
Speaker 3 (36:23):
What otherfuck was your your senior year life?
Speaker 2 (36:26):
Oh? I hated school all the way through. There was
not a moment where I could look back fondly. Let
me look into the camera one more time. I hate
all you niggas. I hate every nigga I went to
school with. I hate every teacher I ever had. Fuck
all your niggas. I hate that building. I hate the
construction around the building that's going on right now. HbA
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can suck a dick. I hate High Park, the township.
I don't even like the township because High Park ain't
even in High Park. So funk all of that, all
the whole of it is wrong. It's very wrong. I
hate the school I hated as much as I enjoyed football.
Hated playing for the team. Hated playing for that team.
We sucked. We were terrible. I went to Prom. No,
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I didn't go to Prom. I went to all my
pep rallies, will remind you. Proceeded to lose every football
game of the pep rally, and we sucked. I'm not
saying that I did what I was told to do,
which is also terrible as as a person that came
into football with zero knowledge of football at the time,
I'm like, I don't even know what the fuck I'm
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out here doing. And that man told me, if you
see somebody with the ball that's not wearing the jersey,
hurt him. That's all the funck I did. I didn't
know no better. What's a play what's the route? I
don't know that, what's coverage?
Speaker 3 (37:47):
Cover?
Speaker 2 (37:47):
What he said? Hit the nigga with the ball? I
put him in the ground. You didn't know what we
were doing out there, No, I'm telling you, And people
laugh at me every time I say it. They were like,
what kind of playbook style that you have? I could
tell you exactly what playbook we were running two thousand
and five Bears Madden playbook. We had our whole playbook
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for Madden. That's all the fuck we ran, and nobody
learned it. We had a PlayStation two sitting in the
weight room, and that's where people were copying down. I
swear my left we were copying down the playbook from
the game. We were Harry Bull. I'm telling you, we
were so bad. They brought the YMCA kids, the twelve
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year olds, and they bust our ass. We couldn't do
shit with them twelve year olds. They was fucking us up.
Had no chance against the twelve year olds. Wooll Pack,
I remember well, Pack was whooping our ass.
Speaker 3 (38:45):
We ain't.
Speaker 2 (38:45):
I don't think we lost the game with a with
less than a thirty six point difference, like we kept
it under twenty. We was killing it that game. Oh shit,
we scored. We celebrated like it was a super Bowl.
We were god awful, god awful, kept playing though. I
love the sport, love the sport. A lot of people
I played with to a certain degree. Heye, the rest
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of you niggas though, maybe three niggas my nigga Byron.
I like that nigga Byron. I don't know where we
had where he got it from. Technically I know where
you got it from now, But that nigga used to
steal people's socks. We used to hurt people, We tackle them.
If they were hurt, he would take their shoes off,
snatched they socks and stealing stick them in his helmet.
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That was his ship. He loved that ship.
Speaker 3 (39:31):
I don't know why he did it athlete.
Speaker 2 (39:35):
I guess not. He wasn't worried about it. He's stuck
it in the helmet. That's it.
Speaker 3 (39:39):
Oh damn sureouln't want that shit in my hair.
Speaker 2 (39:41):
And he would save them. He would saying the socks
for every game. So we took one dude.
Speaker 3 (39:47):
Scalping.
Speaker 2 (39:48):
Yeah, because we were the Indians for a little bit.
So I guess maybe that was his bad. He was like, oh, yeah,
we're gonna take they socks. He's gonna stick it in
his helmet and way to the next game. And then
when when they showed, we show up to the next game,
the nigga be still people's socks and to watch him,
it was wild boys, man, wild play zero football. It's
a lot of people from my arrow.
Speaker 3 (40:09):
Now hurt people. We heard heard people.
Speaker 2 (40:14):
That's all we did.
Speaker 4 (40:15):
Man.
Speaker 2 (40:15):
We were yelling people's moms, come get your son. He
ain't he ain't a lie no more. We're gonna cripple him. Oh,
we was a little demons. We started multiple riots. We
started a riot at our PEP rally, left the PEP
rally after the riot, proceeded to go get our ass
kicked by sixty Like we are terrible. I hated everybody
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at that school. I hate you to this day. If
you went to High Park when I went to High Park,
I probably don't like you at all. If I don't
know you and you went to High Park at the
time I went to High Park, I still don't like you.
If you worked there, I don't like you. I don't
have to worry about most of the staff, because most
of the staff got their ass beat because of us
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were riding that often. We fucked that whole school up.
We fucked that whole school up. Disgusting. Now I have
no fond memories high school. Zero, zero fond memories. I'm searching, Ah,
I'm searching nothing. My brain's up there like holding in nothing,
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scanning the bars, feeling my love. Nope, my pe Nah,
absolutely not. What was your favorite class computer so I
could play some mass Burroughs. I got my Network plus
certification out of them. Didn't use a lick of it,
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didn't use a lick of it.
Speaker 3 (41:42):
Hey, people pay hundreds of dollars.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
Hundreds of dollars and I pulled it off for free.
Didn't use it, didn't use a little little not even.
Speaker 3 (41:52):
I mean you could probably know it.
Speaker 2 (41:54):
I could for what jobs. Fuck No, I don't want
no part of this ship no more. I don't want
no part of tech. That's also another reason why I
hate high school, because all you niggas.
Speaker 3 (42:07):
That was where the fuck they told us computers computers?
Speaker 2 (42:13):
You said, whying ass niggas, you don't.
Speaker 3 (42:16):
Know nothing, broke as not ever could have been swell
if I.
Speaker 2 (42:22):
Wish I was the class clawn, because I bet you
that Nigga rich. I told you I went to school
with Chief Keef. Chief Keif was in the building that
nigga was a retard when we were there.
Speaker 3 (42:32):
You said, like, it's not one.
Speaker 2 (42:33):
Now, I'm not saying that, but I'm saying we active.
We said that nigga slow like we was cool with
the slow kid.
Speaker 3 (42:41):
College all over again. I do mass communications because all
I do is recording ship.
Speaker 2 (42:45):
Now, if I went to any school ever again, I
would not. That's how bad school has fucked me.
Speaker 3 (42:52):
You right, I would just go to fucking trade school.
At this point, I would just get fucking I would
just get certifications all well, all over well, get a
fucking thirty seven plus thousand loan.
Speaker 2 (43:07):
Ridiculousness. Before we go too far, Kelly, what was your
high school senior when you're like, I feel like we
were skipping over you real quick. Uh I you pushing
bitches and slapping holes. No, it was.
Speaker 1 (43:26):
It was a lot of just I was volunteering at
the shelter at that point. I didn't like that, so
it was cool stuff. But school sucked as for most people.
I was with the dude that it was not very nice,
so that was not a cool thing.
Speaker 3 (43:47):
But yeah, it's still just peak prime era for that.
It is a nice person to be with that complete asshole.
I feel like high school is where that ship gets
off the most because.
Speaker 1 (43:59):
You're young, dumb dumb it.
Speaker 2 (44:03):
But then they come back later on. They always come back.
They always come back for the nice guy later after
they called him corny. Let me excuse you, sue me
in on my face on that one. It's crazy how
Craig quickly y'all called me corny back in the day.
Now now now I'm cool, everybody fuck with me. Now.
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Back then they ain't want me now who my jones.
I wouldn't like to say that half of the look
just because for those who don't know, this is me
and Kelly's second go around. This is not our first relationship.
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It was corny back in the day.
Speaker 3 (44:56):
You like all the same ship like that.
Speaker 2 (44:59):
It didn't change him, motherfucking thing. You know what I say,
A lot less nice damage now that.
Speaker 3 (45:10):
Is no, no, no, no, that's what they wanted. They
wanted the damage. They want the pristine, uncorrupted, untainted.
Speaker 2 (45:20):
Is that, I swear it. Thats a fact. The way
women can't stand a man who's happy, No, no, no, if
you just happy, like just pure, or they be man
in the motherfucker you just be. You would just be
sitting there, not doing ship and not stressed about nothing.
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And boy do they be steaming?
Speaker 3 (45:44):
Why you ain't? Why haven't you just doing some ship?
That ship that I did, I could.
Speaker 2 (45:55):
Have could have been doing, not trying to fucking ship
on the women. But man, nickname women disturbing the peace
for damn sure, women be like, how come we can't
run the world because you the funk up what little
piece we got? We ain't even got piece. Now you're
gonna suck that up real fast? No no, no, no,
absolutely not be thrown. I'm a happily married man. I
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stumbled all through that.
Speaker 3 (46:23):
But whatever, man, So what was the senior year when
y'all gave it a shot or.
Speaker 2 (46:33):
Okay, no, this was It's fine though I'm not I'm
not throwing that much. It was it's just funny. But
that's for all the other corny bitches or goofy bitches
that came back later. That was for you.
Speaker 3 (46:51):
I never I think it's I think it's how low
key I usually am. I never got that. I never
got to come back around. No, these motherfuckers got kids
at this point.
Speaker 2 (47:08):
Well, I specifically got to come back after she had
the child. This nigga was, she had the baby and
a nigga was abusive, and then she came back to
me and I'm just like, nah, you goot it, you
got it? And what made it funny? I think I
told you that story. She was homeless too, because she
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he kicked her ass out with the baby. And then
she called me and I'm like, now you got it. Yeah,
send you, send you, send you a couple of dollars.
Now I'm good. Now I'm good. Fun you thought this was?
That was way back when. Back then, they didn't want me.
Now i'm hot, they all want me. So No, I
can't do nothing for you. I can't do nothing for you.
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For that, But that's that's rather the worst case. It
was like, you got that, you can figure it out.
Oh he hit you again? Man, that's crazy. It's almost
like I called he might have done that at some
point to you. But that's okay, that's okay. A nigga
beef with me over my space. That's like the lamest
hard to go to planet. How you that? How you
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gagst on my space? Fucking gates of SpongeBob on your
page and you're trying to beef with me. Get the
fuck out of here. I'll rip your whole page down.
Speaker 3 (48:23):
If you know how to cold, you probably ain't game.
You probably was not in the field for real, you know,
you know Benson bites.
Speaker 2 (48:32):
Copy of the paste. Then calm down, you do good
dad will he didn't know how to do it himself.
But yeah, other than that, high school was a travesty.
I I didn't go to prom. I didn't go to
prom for a dumb ass reason though, And I told
Kelly that a while ago, and she laughed. A girl
asked me to go, and I was just like, nah,
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because that sounded like some pity bullshit. You didn't have
nobody asks you. And I wasn't gonna go, and I
don't want your pity dates out.
Speaker 3 (49:04):
That's trauma. She might have been trying to beat.
Speaker 2 (49:07):
I don't know, but I didn't find out. I didn't
find out, and Kelly was like, she might have just
liked you. It's possible didn't find out. I have this
really weird tick where if somebody likes me, I never know.
I just don't know.
Speaker 3 (49:21):
I found out about you talked about that here, you
talked about you talked about girls flirting with both of
y'all and.
Speaker 2 (49:29):
No clue, no clue at all, not not on my radar, man,
So not my problem. She might have. I didn't want
that pity fuck out of here. Man, I didn't ask you,
so get the fuck out my face with that ship.
Speaker 3 (49:45):
But it's this dude's like that, Like I mean, I
don't know how I would feel getting proposed to type ship,
but I do know a couple of things.
Speaker 2 (49:59):
That's tell that Snow, that's very weird. Unless it's elaborate. No,
I think if it's elaborate, it's worse.
Speaker 3 (50:10):
You really feel like the bitch because now you don't crying,
do you try to? You try to stiffle through.
Speaker 2 (50:15):
The by crying.
Speaker 3 (50:17):
No. Specifically, I got a bitch written on my.
Speaker 2 (50:24):
Forehead, and obviously if I didn't like you, I pretty
much said no anything, I'm good, that's not not on
my mindset. Although do you consider you us talking of
discussing it? You bringing it up because you brought it
up when we got married, but it was also specifically
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because of taxes, so you didn't ask me to marry.
You was like, we should just do this because of taxes. Man,
it's too much work.
Speaker 3 (50:54):
Oh does she typically do you'all taxes?
Speaker 2 (50:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (50:57):
Oh yeah, that's all we kind of got proposed.
Speaker 2 (51:02):
Proposed to. She was just like, I'm tired to do it,
all of this extra ship for the taxes.
Speaker 3 (51:06):
Yeah, but it's exactly what you're described. She got proposed to,
but we didn't.
Speaker 2 (51:13):
We didn't make the decision. That was just the first
time I got brought up, and then we brought it
up maybe six seven months later, and then tax.
Speaker 3 (51:20):
Dollars, what the fu?
Speaker 2 (51:26):
So for anybody who thought I was literally just taxes
over and over again, it was literally taxes and Renfest?
Speaker 3 (51:33):
Yo, what Renfest?
Speaker 2 (51:36):
I told you what happened at Renfest? We asked the
two just the niggas at Renfest that we should get
married for taxes, and they was like, fuck it, fuck
the government, and it was like yeah, we're like all right.
Well if they said so, that was the last straw.
Was just like, well if used to random ass nigga
said so, and the world got silent when we asked him,
fuck it, I guess we might as well. That's literally
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what it was. It's all for taxes, baby, and I
were on my life if I paid more taxes? Is
coming season? Our common law anyway, and you probably come
A law don't exist in Illinois. I looked it up
ahead of time because if I was common law in
Illinois to move to the funk out.
Speaker 3 (52:14):
Damn, I say what I said that it did not exist.
Speaker 2 (52:18):
You know it's coming along maybe thirteen states. It ain't
even common as man.
Speaker 3 (52:22):
I could have been. My girl is agnast the idea
of shocking. But I don't even know if that's the
thing in this in this state.
Speaker 2 (52:33):
Not like what the legal maybe in black terms, it is.
Speaker 3 (52:38):
Come on, girl, come on down.
Speaker 2 (52:45):
It's not it's not coming. I made sure because somebody
else brought it them. It's like I should be calm
a law and now I'm like, let me go find
out so you can get the funk out.
Speaker 3 (52:55):
You just want to pay a rent to spots?
Speaker 2 (52:58):
No at it? She had a jumb No, it's crazy.
The funk out looks like rent. This Destiny's child bitch
could barely afford my own damn bills.
Speaker 3 (53:15):
You just hit me in a spot that you don't
even know.
Speaker 2 (53:21):
Critical damage. I'm sorry. I'm sorry anybody paying bills in
somebody else's spot. You're kind of wild for that. But man,
couldn't be me, definitely won't be me, would never have
been me. I'm sorry. Yeah, you know, can I do
the Geordan real quick? McDonald's is giving me this time
(53:42):
to let you know if you're paying other bitches bills,
stop it, get some help. Hit a six feet nugget instead.
That made your bills. Man, you ain't gotta pay none
of her ship if she don't pay them, who they
coming after they garnished her wages? My nigga, you ain't
got to do that. Don't do that. It's okay. This
(54:03):
is a message from Bob.
Speaker 3 (54:20):
High school trauma.
Speaker 2 (54:22):
He was like, this is current trauma. Oh that's crazy,
that's okay, hey, man, Like I said, many times before. Man,
you're a better man than me.
Speaker 3 (54:42):
Mommy's right.
Speaker 2 (54:44):
I'm saying. I'm not saying you person, I'm saying Henny.
Maybe Henny's I don't know what rule is for you.
Oh you better man than me. Man. I separate the
man from the artist, is what I'm saying. And maybe
maybe them the artists, but the man ain't. Look man,
(55:04):
that dog.
Speaker 3 (55:05):
That's what's gotten motherfuckers in trouble. The artist, the artist
to pay, and not the human. That's exactly what got
niggas in court right now, not being able to.
Speaker 2 (55:17):
Separate, separate, separate hard.
Speaker 3 (55:21):
Man fucking monsters look monsters and pp demons.
Speaker 2 (55:27):
Fifty we're still decently under I thought we was way over.
Speaker 3 (55:33):
All. It's fucked up. That kid cutting is what got
me removed from the Diddy trial. Like I the testimonial
is when I kind of stopped to give it a fuck,
like y'all call it whoever the fuck up here the
United States go yo us A y'all are calling whoever
the fuck y'all won't. And then and then the defense
(55:55):
each y'all ass up with these witnesses. It's youall fault
because I why the fuck that I can't want to
cutting at his head if that nigga wasn't singing the song,
I don't fucking care, Like, sorry, you can't. First of all,
you can't. They already tried to get the ship dis
(56:16):
missus hearsay because he can't prove shit. He can't prove
that Puff did anything to him.
Speaker 2 (56:24):
It's all just smear championship man. Worry about the rook
because the nigga is because no, because I'm feeling the
same ship.
Speaker 3 (56:35):
It's the inverse of the Tory Lanes trial with Tory
Lanz that nigga was arguing all the ship that was
not on fucking trial, and now it's just the fucking
the fucking uh. What's the opposite of the defense man prosecution.
It's the prosecution's job now, and they not addressing ship
(56:58):
of what he's actually on. Try for racketeering because trafficking.
Speaker 2 (57:04):
Because they can't get him for that.
Speaker 3 (57:06):
You can't get him for trafficking because he bought holes
in the states he was in.
Speaker 2 (57:10):
But that's still they would still be considered sex trafficking regardless.
But if they're willing willing participants, not trafficking.
Speaker 3 (57:18):
Willing participants. And if it wasn't her idea. He was
smart enough to get the bitch to call like maybe
the nigga was paying four d chests and I'm giving
the nigga less credit.
Speaker 2 (57:33):
Yeah, but I told you he's not going to jail
for very long. It's gonna be on some goofy ship
when they do get him. It's not even.
Speaker 3 (57:39):
Trump talking about partning the nigga now, and it ain't
even cutting in the trial ain't even half over.
Speaker 2 (57:45):
Yet, mind you. I just like for everybody though, that
Trump was willing to pardon Derek she Oh, Derek Chauton.
Speaker 3 (57:53):
He did part, he did part in the federal ship,
but he can't part of the state na which with
all sault shit going on with Larry Hoover, that's.
Speaker 2 (58:01):
A whole other conversation. We can have another time. Back
to the topic in hand, by the way, Yeah, because
we're at the end of the show and I would
like to do the second half of what I wanted
to do, or at least we can quickly give is
advice for the seniors these.
Speaker 3 (58:16):
This current respect. My advice for the sayings is, y'all,
dumbass is paid too much for prom That's my fucking advice,
be more frugal, bitch, y'all. Don't you didn't need to
get a helicopter for fucking Harlan High School, like y'all
think it's a bullet, y'all thinking is a pullet, elaborates
it and not really being honest with y'all. Go to school.
(58:37):
Let like y'all are going y'all. But prom should not
rival wedding prices.
Speaker 2 (58:44):
But if you the dude that Harlan that got the copter,
that's kind of crazy. Though you history, but that Harlan
history at that though it's not great history. I'm just saying, like.
Speaker 3 (58:58):
You go down in history and you're about to leave
two months later. Not all this has been telling me
that none of these niggas planning on going to college
because they spent a college fund on problem. None of
these niggased we might have. We might be looking at
a future of dummies because these niggas are not going
(59:18):
to college.
Speaker 2 (59:20):
Which I would like to say, rose right to my
advice don't go to college actually pointless, Actually the most point.
Speaker 3 (59:26):
Say that don't mean blow a college fund on a prom.
Speaker 2 (59:29):
I'm saying that I'm not defending the college. I'm just
saying that. That's my advice is don't go to college.
Speaker 3 (59:35):
Unless the only thing to think of is maybe they
are the kids. See that. See these kids, they didn't
these parents didn't do what we didn't do. They did
what we didn't do, which was funck early. So maybe
these are just they just got industrial LSS parents that
did the tech game right. Maybe de Sender, we're seeing
(59:58):
our kids were from loaded for families to Harlan High School.
I was just throwing hard down.
Speaker 2 (01:00:04):
But certain schools, the best where you at your parents
ain't loaded.
Speaker 3 (01:00:10):
But no, the promption is getting out of hand, severely
out of hand, severely, severely out of hand.
Speaker 2 (01:00:17):
I'm fifty to fifty. I like a good blowout party
for heart Bro.
Speaker 3 (01:00:22):
They had a custom I saw a customized limo with
a casket on the back. Some of the niggas could
come out the casket on the ass like that. It
is sad, that is, but that's crazy for high school.
Speaker 2 (01:00:39):
I'm not knacking it. You only get to do it once.
Man ship some ship as long as it's within a
decent budget. I ain't mad at you.
Speaker 3 (01:00:49):
How much do you think okay as an adult? How
much do you think welding a fucking casket. A wooden
casket on the back of a limbo cost more than
it should.
Speaker 2 (01:01:01):
The answer, so should I don't know, but you know
some of these dudes. Some of these dudes got a
Willy in their family, and Willy got you Willy. You
know good name will Willy Finna make it happen?
Speaker 3 (01:01:11):
No, bro, all, this ship looks too professional for for
for for Willy, like like these motherfuckers are going all
out like on some that's the Nation proposal type ship,
like they are going crazy.
Speaker 2 (01:01:26):
Maybe we can make this a side tangent thing.
Speaker 3 (01:01:29):
Bitch, any high schoolers that would like to invite The
Nonsense Podcast to hold your proms send off hit us
up because I just I want to cut pocket watch.
I want to come out of the damn that ship
had to cost that that and y'all got a butter faight,
(01:01:51):
y'all got a g wagon. Y'all rented the g wagon.
Oh yeah, they charge as they No nigga. I want
to come and be the fruit police. That's what I
want to do.
Speaker 2 (01:02:02):
We'll host so what I want. We ain't gotta do it,
but I'm proposing it. A crossover A handy stream where
you do fucking pocket watching the prom and I'll just
show up to talk ship. Okay, I think you should
do that. Okay, I think that'd be very fun, just
like some earlier right right. But in the beginning of
your stream, ship just go through a list of ship
(01:02:23):
that people have done on prom that be hilarious.
Speaker 3 (01:02:27):
TikTok hashtag prom is riddled with just yeah, just real
niggas make more than what I make and I'm a
grown ass man with them. Put a died to five
and these niggas do it ridiculous ship brod a fucking helicopter.
(01:02:47):
They're not that.
Speaker 2 (01:02:47):
Expensive, huh, it's two hundred for a helicopter ride.
Speaker 3 (01:02:53):
These niggas are going to public schools that don't have
nowhere to lay in the fucking hell of that. That's
what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (01:02:59):
I'm not saying again, I'm not saying that it's smart,
financial league and thought through. What I'm saying is, if
the ball out.
Speaker 3 (01:03:07):
It's two hundred dollars. When you go to day facility,
they go up and land back of their facility. The
niggas are coming to your house dropping you off at
a public high school.
Speaker 2 (01:03:19):
I'm just saying like I'm saying, ball out territory amongst
niggas is crazy, That's all I'm saying. So don't ball
too hard.
Speaker 3 (01:03:33):
Look, bro, don't ball too hard. First of all on
a bench you might not even talk to next month. Like,
let's not act like high school relationship. Not not. Every
high school relationship is a fucking fairy tale, and y'all
gonna walk off to the sunset happily ever after that
(01:03:55):
ship is one gay two as it is not realistic.
You are not even gonna talk to your prom. You
not gonna talk. You're not gonna have the Disney farewell
with your with your prom dad. I'm sorry, it's just
not gonna have it. The probability is against you. If
you've just been the rest of your life with this
(01:04:15):
bitch or a nigga, it's just so much. I wouldn't
even go to problem anymore because you fuck. Because I'm
finishing up as the broke nigga and you pull up
in a helicopter. I'm jumping you at prom like I'm not.
I'm not even like like no, that's I'm surprised when
(01:04:38):
I hear about more robberies that prom, Like I'm going
just a fucking stiffcup kid. I don't even go to
this school no more. I'm going to rob you niggas
because clearly y'all got it and y'all showing it to
me in my face. And if I'm going to Harlem, nigga,
If I go to Harlem and y'all been to that
Gwynolin Brooks going crazy, I'm gonna take a bus and
(01:05:02):
rob you niggas. One episode, Nigga, I go to Finger
and y'all overright, Julian going crazy. I'm robbing you niggas.
What are you talking about? It's gonna be fifty cents
how to rob all over again? And you know these
(01:05:23):
niggas kate not make a song. It'st this on themselves.
This gonna tennis streets up.
Speaker 2 (01:05:30):
The fuck. I'm sorry, So don't ball to her. Don't
go to college, Kelly, you got any advice for high
schools currently that might not eat up the next thirty minutes.
Speaker 4 (01:05:45):
What I'm saying, I was gonna say, don't go to college, scam,
but find the profession that you like and do something
that's geared towards that.
Speaker 1 (01:05:57):
So like I'm a dog trainer. If you wanna do
a thing, Go and do that thing. Don't go to
college for stupid ship.
Speaker 3 (01:06:05):
About to buy a camera. Fuck that, pay for some
fiber Wi Fi in your house, Bye bye new computer.
Like it's like you can really set some ship up.
Like they just had streaming university, Nigga, Fuck of college.
I'm fucking with castle that now get some certifications.
Speaker 2 (01:06:28):
Although suburb Baby said he doing a streamer college. Uh,
the community college I might go to that. I'm not college.
I feel like community college. Bro.
Speaker 3 (01:06:39):
I saw some of the niggas I got accepted. I
it made me mad. I didn't apply. He probably would
have fucked with your boy, and we would have been
taking this podcast to a whole new level. Some I
am A. I am A. Sometimes when I'll see ship,
(01:06:59):
I take this dance of it. Ain't even no point
in lasamilt mm hmm. Sometimes you gotta shoot in the gym,
and I saw some niggas way under me that shooting
the gym ahead. You never know, you never know.
Speaker 2 (01:07:14):
And on that note, we'll see y'all next episode.
Speaker 5 (01:07:59):
M
There's a town in Norway where it is illegal to die.
Let me explain.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
So there.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
In Long Europiorn, Norway, because it is so cold there,
there's permafrost all in the ground. When you bury a
dead body, they don't decompose, so it is illegal, and
they very much discourage if you are ill or you're
near death, they want you to travel to where it's
(00:33):
warmer so you can die there.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
To in convenient dies someplace else. So, if you think
about it, they have the lowest they have the lowest
castuy rate of all countries. That's a good way to
keep it that way.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
The only way you're allowed to die there, but the
only the only way you can die if you get cremated.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Oh well that's my plan anyway.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
Yeah, it's cheaper. That's only the reason. Why. What how
cold is it normal? Like it gives what.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
I say, So it must be like fucked up to
even dig the ground up, right, I'm.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Just curious, Like the temperature right now, Like we're sitting
at a solid with like sixty five years this sweet
home Chicago. I'm assuming it's got to be like under right.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Now it's twenty seven. But that's the summertime.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
The summertime though, yeah, here you forgot summertime. Summertime, damn.
So I can only imagine.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Hard.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
I'm just gonna make sure that fahrenheit and celsius h.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
That's fahrenheit, okay, the heart of December, who buddy, risk.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
I bet you go spit and you can hit somebody
with an ice shello spitting in general direction, and that's
that's that's fighting words, daily, weapon, grief daily.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
It's usually like nineteen degrees, but but there are times
where it gets below forty and that real bad stuff.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Yeah yeah, And I just want you to know that
just not live there in general, that.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
The audience know that unison damn is because it's two
black men who heard negative forty. I was just like, no,
you don't have to do that.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
You don't have to live there. Although if they have
like a get like if they like gateway gatekeeping old
people out though, that might be a pretty decent place.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Yeah all right, wait a minute, because now there's no
old people, so there's no old drivers. Definitely ain't not
a nand nigga over there. You know what I might.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
At least to get there from here is eight hundred
and four dollars.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
It's not that bad.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
And you get green us of the Northern.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Lights, right, Northern Lights. What's the national dish. I'm I'm
a plant of vacation. No way fucking bluffing nuggets. That's
green and maybe green green. It ain't got nothing. That's
why we should have annexed it when Trump said so,
we should have just stuck it. We got it, we
(03:39):
already got Alaska. Might as well just take two useless
to Alaska. I think it is Bloba nuggets. Yeah, no,
for sure. I mean we went there. What did we eat?
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Y'all said, y'all had a horrible dining experience. That y'all
y'all Alaska thurer.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
It was what it was. I was just I was
upset because I wanted Alaskan king crab and we got
a region king crab, and I really was not for
that Alaskan king crab. But honestly, in the region king
crab was chef's kiss delicious, oh my god, expensive, but
very because they had the defrosted. Not apparently they keptain
(04:14):
fresh for the for the entire needy of the trip.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Fresh is defrosted over there.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
It's also true, so the national dish of Norway is
I think called frico, and it is a soup basically
where it's it's goat bone cabbage. Yeah, and whole black
peppers like peppercorns.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Yep.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Occasionally not all the time, but occasionally they'll do boiled potatoes.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Yeah, Scandinavian country. That makes sense.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
They get goats from in that cold of climate.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Goats like colder climate.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Oh yeah, they thrive in colder.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
It's what's the career. Of course, is where the Mexicans
be getting them from, because I don't know how they
got them, probably from the Spaniards and they just kept
a few. That's what it is. I mean, I'm not
against taking a trip to go see I'm.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Not only in like July though.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Yeah, definitely gonna be hoodie weather hoodie. I think we
in Carhart three layer level problems.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
Twenty degrees Oh no, what are the so it's not
really so much the air is cold, it's the ground
is permanently frozen, right, that's what where the cold.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Thinks are just perpetually banana peals pretty fucking miek Bill
going down the stairs, they diddy.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Would have thrived over. Everything is slipping and sliding. It's
nipples is extra hard for them Asians.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Waiting come.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Oh my good grief. Yeah, no, I'm not a gist.
Speaker 3 (06:10):
I mean it's a lot of traveler I want to do.
It's not on my short list, but you know, I
you know, I dabble.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
I think it's in my mid tier list. Yeah, Japan's
number one, China is probably not. Egypt is half.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
I just saw out. So I watched the Claressa Shills
documentary last night, and that and that fucking air you
view of China even ten years ten plus years ago
was fight. Chinese hotels is a fucking evacuate.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Yeah, Now, China's dope as long as you don't say
nothing to the government.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Unless you'll say nothing period, Go there and shut the
fuck up. Just go there, shut up and enjoyed of
the enjoy life.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Right if you start talking, that seems like it's the
quickest place to get in trouble.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
I don't even want to have a phone. It's take
my phone, weird man.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
So if they say something, all the cameras don't pick
them up. I figured it out.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
I'll go over there and be Desmond Miles on that bitch.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Honestly, right, we gotta have an escort because I don't
want I don't want to walk the streets of China
by myself. And on top of that, they are racist.
They are thoroughly racist in China.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
Damn it. That just made me want to hop back
on washing wash dogs is God said. I have not
touched Legion in like over a year, but the first
two were hard, all.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
The five minutes of Legion. I tried to play the
second one and I was like, this one is terrible.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Because the second one was cool. But that niggas what's
his name?
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Desmond?
Speaker 3 (07:50):
I thinking crossing over per.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Cred right, you you're in the same, a part of
all connected, all connected. But no, there's a lot of
either way, a lot of places we want to travel.
I mean, I know you want to go up there,
but that's just the birthplace of metal music in that
general space.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
I really want to go to Finland.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
I want to see some of the pirates.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
I want to I'm not gonna lie. I still want
to see real pirates. I don't know if I want
to see real po I don't know them. Diggers. I
don't know if I want to SA. I don't know
if I want to see them tired.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
I don't know if you'm word, I don't they'll cart
back for that trip.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
I'll just go to Japan and see they can't see
the cartoon.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
See the cartoon. Good and on that. Let's start the show.
(09:29):
Welcome back to the Dude, I was gonna say the
wrong show title, Welcome back to Nonsense Podcast. I happen
to be the whole Sep and Bob. That's Handy over there,
Tipsy hen.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
H E n V I C I b L. That's me.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Is Tipsy Henny a name that we've thrown out that
at some point.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
No, it don't happen often.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
We need tipsy Handy and then hungover Henny.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
I want god. Hungover Henny is terrible. Hungover Handy is
gonna throw up at some point.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Keep it keep it at home. There chance over here,
No hunk over here.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
I've been here after I've already thrown up.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
That's good that Jesus. How y'all doing It's just sober?
You gotta work on that, geez. Hopefully everybody at home
is doing well. This is gonna be an interesting episode.
I don't know if y'all we broke k fe before,
but three shots nonsense got recorded before this, and there's
(10:34):
another shot waiting, but before we even dabble into what
that could kick off. How you mean.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Stressed but still blessed?
Speaker 2 (10:43):
That's good?
Speaker 3 (10:44):
It's uh, sometimes it is. Sometimes you got to look
at the stressful times as blessings and opportunities for growth,
and opportunity to show the real chemistry that you made
up of.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
I've always been told that if you got the ability
to be stressed and not dead, you're doing something right.
It's morbid, but it works.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
Fine, man, I take that over the alternative.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
I'm doing well.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
I mean they got a Kelly in the back.
Speaker 2 (11:17):
I thought I mentioned the name Kelly's not a chance
here if I forgot, just making sure, Hello, how you
been Kelly? Busy? Stressed?
Speaker 1 (11:27):
It's been a stressful week.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Yes, you know what that's that's not good, told me
a little bit. But you know what, it's okay. It's
okay because this episode is gonna cheer everybody up or
stress about ten times a war. We're gonna see t
it's crazy, maybe ten times. Anything new going on before
I before I hit the topics, before I hit the
(11:49):
topics of the day, anything you just you've been itching
to bring up. It's been a week since we've seen
each other.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
I got to bond with some friends over wrestling and
Psycho Stick.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Really that's very interesting.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
Week was Double or Nothing, a w and a Double
or Nothing. Tradition is they do anarchy and the arena.
At first, due to a gimmick, they were doing like
the US Congressional presidential beat, like shit, but then they
switched it to the Pointer Sisters. Wow, okay, and then
(12:33):
they switched it to fucking bodies, and me being the
fucking tortured soul, I am of having to stand in
that long fucking line. I started singing the song that
I went to and all the people do the video
in the college and count the four shout out to Psycho.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
They just started posting up a lot of the videos
from the show we went to. I don't know if
we shared it with you. I made a comment you
un a cordial though that. But that was Ninja Sex Party. Yeah,
so they already posted up all of their stuff about that.
But Ninja Sex Party or cycle Stick just started posting
up their half of the show, which is very late,
very late for them.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
But I've also been playing mad Twerp during my uber I'm.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
Glad you got into TWERP. I was shocked how quickly
you were. Like, No, I like this for sure.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
It's dumb, but the eighties like oddly soothing. I don't know.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Yeah, no, I think that's why I like it. The
only thing that I will say it's a love hate
thing is their music runs together, which is good in
certain points. Yeah, but then I'd be like, I need
a cutoff.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
Forty minutes and I don't know if I'm on song
one or song fifteen exactly.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
I like that little melody twenty minutes ago. Which one
was that I don't remember? So that's all.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Shout out to Ali y'all. We saw Ali y'all, but.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
No double shout out the cycles Stick because they posted
up a video and they were just like, oh, like,
there was a lot of cycle Stick fans, but everybody
really came to see the main bands and they were
just like shouting out Ninja sex party. So I commented
under underneath and I said, na, sir, we came for
the stick and stay for the sex or did I
come for the earth? Did I come for the cycle
(14:24):
and stay for the ninja? And they actually liked my comment,
so I was like shit and I was just funny
enough to skate through it. Joke to Psycho Stick cycle Stick.
If you ever want to jump on the podcast, we
are here. I'm always here, and that'd be crazy. ID
to be super.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
Crazy and full circle. Y'all were my first rock concert.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Yeah, which I can't wait to take you to a
pleathor more. Man, I got like a launcher list of
shows and I'm like, I just want to curate it till.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
You want to throw me in an actual mash.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Yes, because I feel like if you just get it
out of your system, then it no longer becomes scary
the way if you keep inching towards it, it's gonna
ain't scary for too long.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
That ship fucked me up because it was standing room only.
That's ship that kicked.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
You'll get used to it. It's I'm telling you it's
easier with the right crowd, because then you're gonna get
sardine in and then you won't be able to stand it.
You won't stand anyway. You'll be floating. Be fine, or
we or we just CrowdSurf you a couple of times
and then you definitely ain't got a stand and don't
worry about size. I told you we crowdsurfed to do
in the wheelchair. With the wheelchair, no problem.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
The fat and me has a constant fear of gravity.
I don't have a fair of heights. No fear of gravity.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Falling is the hard part.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
That s all right? Quick. Well if you had five
k right now, what would you do if somebody just
dropped five k on your table? What would you do?
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Spend it it?
Speaker 3 (15:57):
Hard?
Speaker 2 (16:01):
I either put it towards the house that I'm trying
to purchase. Well, I'm just gonna buy dumb shit. I'm
just going to buy a lot of dumb shit, Like
I need to replace my PC. My PC, my piece
gotta get jump started right now, which is kind of sad.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
I definitely need a new PC right.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Pay off some credit card debt, last, a little bit
of credit card debt. Maybe maybe throw it towards the car.
I kind of want a new car, but I want
this house first. I'm gonna be responsible for the most part,
unless unless Kelly gives me the okay to buy me
a bust the sword here that I kind of really
want to bust the sword.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
That's like seventeen fifty.
Speaker 4 (16:34):
No.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
I found the guy who with three D printed great
quality swifty props on Etsy, very good quality, six hundred bucks,
very good quality. I love like the way he does
it perfect, exactly what I want. It's just six hundred
damn dollars. And I also want to move soon and
I don't want to have that to pack up and
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move in and possibly fuck up.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
So if someone dropped five call me right now. I
would pay some bills, pay off this fucking cruise, and
I would seriously look into a restling schools.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
I mean, there's a pleasure around here. It's more than
I thought there were.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
They are, but they're also expensive, but transparently, I don't
know if you're watching, I would like to. I would
like to join, specifically Mustafa a league school, really specifically
because he is from the crib. He was so far.
He was a police force in one of these suburbs,
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and he's gone through the dirt Derby system. He realized
the system works for some people not so much for
other people, and I would just like to I would
like to take that knowledge to figure out which side
I'm on. I feel like, not the dirt der b side,
but I would like to take I would like to
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take that knowledge, gain that to find out.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
Man, never know, man, podcast fucking cruise.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
Because damn it, I need to see the Bahamas.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
I'm really rooting for I can't wait for you to
come back with all the great stories. I almost want
to go with you, just because I love me.
Speaker 3 (18:16):
Struggle for me to get there right now, and some
ship popped up and as soon as we're about to finalize.
So really, I'm trying my best. You got it, man,
you got it. Why I drive so much? Try my
best because I feel like I also the experience. I
wanted to do some shit for thirty I couldn't, and
this is gonna the trip is after thirty one, but
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I counted.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Still, it's close enough.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
I'm trying, man, It'll be all right, It'll be all right.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
I'm pulling for you because you're.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
Trying to sing boats and holes on an actual boat.
Speaker 2 (18:52):
It's most fun to use it. It's already did it.
I did it with old people so they didn't get
the ref but whatever, man, it was one for me.
Just don't just don't.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
Join the how is your week? You?
Speaker 1 (19:09):
You?
Speaker 3 (19:09):
The way you talk is like y'all are in the
constant flux of of of strained ship.
Speaker 2 (19:15):
No, it's just it's because my life is I do
want to enjoy life, but I'm in that perfect pinnacle
point where it's like adulthood's kicking in hard and it's
like I really got to get on my adult ship.
But I want to go to Renfest and I want
to go on vacation.
Speaker 3 (19:31):
And I'm actively trying to change companies or change positions.
I know you you talk often about not wanting to
be in tech at all.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
And I think that's the problem is I don't want
to be in tech, and my skill set like.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
It's kind of like me, It's like, what the fuck
would I do if I was not doing this?
Speaker 2 (19:51):
The only thing I have skill set for immediately is
truck driving. I am a Class A truck driver, licensed driver.
I couldn't do that. But that's all. And it's just
like I really that's supposed to be my super fallback
of like I can't get nothing else to work for me,
So I don't know.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
I know that I send you cool ship when I
come across because I work in a kind I work
kind of work in job placement.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
No, right now, it's just most I kind of have
to stay here for stability because of the whole house
purchasing thing. Is they really give it about stability? I
swear to God as soon as I close the spot, though,
Oh I'm gonna live an unstable life for a good
six months. Like I'm gonna suck everything up real fast,
like all responsibilities kicked out the door. Like I know
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that's gonna that's gonna hit you anyway, when you own
a home.
Speaker 3 (20:40):
You should I know you're not that type person, but
you should honestly throw a party, because that is y'all
have talked. This has been a long time coming for
y'all and a long time wished for y'all, and it
is a huge accomplishment. Nah, that will be because that's
gonna be like, now that's your new place, throw the
party here before you move.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
Crazy, I'm saying, don't you don't have to fucking deep
clean your new place. No, I just do a party outside.
You know, I was looking for the yard the Chicago nigga. Yeah,
I know, I'm leaving this. I'm leaving the city. This
will no longer be in Chicago. It will be a
Chicago Land podcast at that point, no longer in the
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city podcast. Fun the city in sense, but I keep
I keep kicking it for the food. If the food
wasn't here, I leave Blue Island very expensive, very EXPI spots.
Speaker 3 (21:38):
It was a random place I was at. I can't
even remember the city, but it was like, goddamn nice.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
There's a lot of spots like that. A lot of
people don't know though, Like surrounding spaces is really nice.
You just gotta avoid niggas. You gotta avoid and not
black people. I really want people to understand that when
I say niggas, I mean the scum of the earth sometimes.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
But now I'm in a spot where I kind of
gotta be cognizant, like like like now I'm kind of
getting to the point where I'm thinking about moving. But
I got it because I still work downtown.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
So that's also another issue. Is lifestyle work you gotta
plan on. Adulthood sucks.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
I've done the three hour daily commute. I don't really
want to go back.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
But I like that this whole conversation perfectly ties into
the topic of the day. Where are we at on time?
You know, let's cut to an early commercial and then
we could just roll through the rest of this episode.
So just sit on that for a.
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Speaker 2 (23:15):
Welcome back to the Nonsense Podcast. Post early commercial, Bob, Henny, Kelly, Chad,
everybody's here. So, like I'm saying, perfect tie into today's topic.
It is that time of year. It is that time
of the year. Kids are graduating. All the kids are
getting at all them little kids. You knew that with
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little kids is now old kids, all them old kids
is now technically adults. Is graduation season. So I would
like to talk twofold about your senior year of high school. Okay,
we're both kind of still in the education sphere a
little bit. Kelly actually technically in an education sphere, but
just not with kids, lucky, So I would like to
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everybody discuss a little bit of their senior year in
high school. Hence why I said keep the shots just
in case, because some people senior years was great, some
people's wasn't so great. Good memories, bad memories. I want
it all.
Speaker 3 (24:14):
I've talked about it before. Mine and mine. My senior
was a little bit of a mixed bag. I was working, man,
I was part of after school matters, shot after school matters.
Actually just recently met a connect that damnedn't ran after
school matters.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Nice.
Speaker 3 (24:29):
But that was also when they took my fucking major.
They took my major away and at my high at
my senior year and to this day I got a
general fucking diploma, which chaps my ass. But that was
also when I first when I stayed my first sitting.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
That was sitting in protests. Yeah, Malcolm, mixic.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
We protest getting our fucking major bag.
Speaker 2 (25:00):
Good grief, man, Third Marshall looking at.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
My prom was decent. My date was not the greatest,
but you know.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Let's harp on that real quick. I love I love
a good fucking Did you ask her out or was
it just kind of mutual?
Speaker 3 (25:22):
I did ask her out. She was the daughter of
who made my tucks. Like we were like cool with
who made my ship. So it was like, oh, let me,
your daughter's pretty, let me ask her or whatever.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
So you got to tuks ahead of time? No, you
just be cool beforehand.
Speaker 3 (25:47):
Yeah okay, And but she was like one of those
professional prom goers, like like motherfuckers act like we like
reconnect did after college and she was not after college.
But like during college she was like, Yo, do you
know anybody going on prom this year? Like like she wanted,
like she enjoyed going to multiple fucking probs.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
Okay, I'm assuming that's college prom what or she was
just going back to high school proms.
Speaker 3 (26:18):
She was trying to go to keep going to high
school proms.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
That's statutory in any language. I'm just saying statutory.
Speaker 3 (26:28):
What rape? She just wanted to keep going to proms.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
That's kind of weird, man.
Speaker 3 (26:35):
Why she ain't fucked me? It wasn't no rap, wasn't
no raping brom and if she did, it wouldn't have
been raped. But yeah, know, like it was like we
didn't really have a connection. She won vibe with my
gang because we went with a crew. Yeah, no problem
was man, we went to I forgot where the funk
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we went to, but they closed it down. It was
that fancy ass place that had that, like the only
place in the city that really had gumbo.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
Fuck it was down me beat already. I don't know,
not a nand place.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
With I think they closed that down fun. I can't
remember it, but yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
I almost wouldn't trust the spot in Chicago with gumbo
to be.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
It was the fancy place I've been.
Speaker 2 (27:26):
There are bad times and I can't remember Downtown, south.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
Side, Downtown and then we used to go there all
the time, but I don't, I like know it closed now.
That used to be like the place to go if
you had some money in Chicago.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
I never had money, so I wouldn't have know to be.
But yeah, if you're in the common snow, let us
know in the comment Shoot.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
No, uh yeah, we same year was decent. I look
back on it, probably more fondly than I thought that
it was cool at the time. But yeah, I didn't
really have a complaints other than about my major.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
That's crazy again. I made sitting in sitting in Frederick
Douglas style or some shit. Bro.
Speaker 3 (28:19):
We were the only motherfuckers in all of Semion to
have a general diploma.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
Everybody has a specializem. I don't know that.
Speaker 3 (28:28):
Everybody else got majors. It was a vocational high school.
Speaker 2 (28:32):
Ah Okay, I didn't go to one. Okay, look I
got a regular diploma. Everybody else did the.
Speaker 3 (28:39):
Fuck somebody else was fucking welding or hardware or automotive
or culinary arts. And I shouldn't fuck in general because
they didn't want to keep funding the arts. That's what
I really feel like, Fuck Chicago up is when they
stopped funding the arts. That's on our love niggas. That's
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all the waiims started running to the gangs. They couldn't
dance no more.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
So you keep saying that, and I keep blaming parental problems.
Speaker 3 (29:10):
Maybe they had all the parents had already pawned them
niggas off.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
With somebody else. I think we needed dance.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
What the dance coaches was.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
If we had grandparents of grandparent age, none of this
would be a problem. We I know, we ain't gonna
and it's the black community. We ain't gonna never fix parents.
That's that's a given, and it's gonna. I'm looking at
the camera on this one. Black people, we are never
gonna be good parents. It's just it's just a fact.
I'm sorry. We will never be great parents.
Speaker 3 (29:40):
Or what pery pretty good.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
Iffy spotty. We might have like a good parent and
then a man parent, like we get mixes, but we
ain't gonna never have like a two parent household that
they both was on top of it. I don't believe
that's possible.
Speaker 3 (29:57):
I had my parents on top of it. I felt
like you might be looking at me as a product.
But they were all top of it. Though my sister,
my sister's probably a better, better example. But they did great.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
They just gave up on the second half, not gave.
Speaker 3 (30:14):
Up, asshole. I came out fine. They give up on me.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
He came out like Lebron's other than get my thirty
now because I'm not doing shit in the fourth. That's
but it hit the wing man for this last jump shot.
Speaker 3 (30:34):
He is, Joey are kind of we're kind of grandparent
aged for the hood.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
Yeah for hood niggas. That's what I keep telling you.
Thirty year old should not be grandparents, Mike, and my
dad grandparents was no less than sixty. You want a
grandparents who you was sixty? Damn it. I bring back
the sixty year old grandparents that knew some shit that
will pop your ass. Is the last time you seen
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the kid get popped in the mouth church than you.
I missed when the kids used to get popped. Remember
the pre ass whippings before you just went somewhere. Ship
is gone. My grandma used to pop me in the
mouth before we went to all these They don't ask
for nothing, don't say nothing.
Speaker 3 (31:20):
Kids know how to call the policeman.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
Them niggas faster before they can get their hands on
the dial. You want that nigga to fear phone.
Speaker 3 (31:30):
Because we give the mothers iPads.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
Don't get ship. We had phones in my house. I
had a cell phone. I didn't use that bitch get
my ask now I had. I mean at a certain age.
It's know what I'm saying, his phones.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
But getting iPads at five?
Speaker 2 (31:50):
Then that whose problems at the parents? That that's a
parent that's a parental problem. You are fucking up. Don't
get your kid no iPad? What is he gonna do
with it?
Speaker 3 (32:00):
On your bill? Up and play.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
You're only making your life worse. You are you are
actively screwing him up or her and then ruining your
life at the same So we got patch notes now,
thank you Trump. It's only one or the other. My man,
my man, there's only one. We got patch notes now
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pick aside, motherfucker.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
Oh do we have to update our charter? Perfect?
Speaker 2 (32:38):
No, he was already on that side in the beginning.
We might have to sign some new ditmentation based on
Tad being him, But no, it's one of the other baby,
but patches aside. I don't even know how we got
that far roller clock back. What were we talking about
two steps ago?
Speaker 3 (32:59):
We would talk about not having grandparents.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
Yeah, no, we need grandparents. Bring bring back to sixty
year olds, please, pretty please, with sugar on top. Get
old pop a kid in the mouth, Bring back ass
beatings in.
Speaker 3 (33:12):
General, granny and now granny a forty five year old
bed beats.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
Problems. You don't even know how to pay own bills.
You out here looking for somebody else to pay a bill. No, no, no, no,
you ain't. You ain't. I'm taking that tight away. You
ain't a grandma to you. Fifty plus.
Speaker 3 (33:32):
Plus looking good.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
I never said you couldn't look good, but you gotta
have some age and wisdom.
Speaker 3 (33:37):
But no, if you're fifty and bad, you you still
dabbling in the way m dating bull.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
That's that's disgusting. And look and look at what happened
your shining shark. See if you're just at your age
and not your shoe size. Matter of fact, we need
like that too.
Speaker 3 (33:56):
No, No, Shannon's issue was off. No man, that nigga
had a they had elect those problems and that's it.
And Modique trying to warn him.
Speaker 2 (34:12):
I don't blame the color. I blame age. It's a
threshold accommodation. I think it's a threshold, like if you're
gonna go young, you can't go that young.
Speaker 3 (34:21):
You can't go nineteen and white like god, damn like
she's still young, she's still fucking ambelerd my god.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
If I get older, I'm just like, you know how.
Speaker 3 (34:38):
That's terrible.
Speaker 2 (34:40):
I'm just like you know, Kelly, if I have when
we get older and I look for somebody younger, threshold
is twenty four folk.
Speaker 3 (34:47):
Ill you gotta. I don't want to talk to a
twenty four year old now, and I'm fucking thirty.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
But what I'm saying is I'm damn sure not talking
to no nineteen year old. Start at twenty four, That's
what I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (34:58):
I started twenty five, like that extra year, extra year.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
It just be so no, because then that's enough time
for extra wearing tear. I'm good, you're gonna be how
old talking about wearing to if I'm paying for it?
I would like a new car, as new as possible.
The fun looks like I'm not paying for us and
damage pre owned. I don't want a certifyed pre on.
You a pre I'll be a pre on, but I
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want new that run me my ship. I got the
money not paying for pre on. You pay for pre
on when you're young. You ain't got no business out there,
shouldn't even be up there in the first place. Then
you can get a certified pre on, pre owned certified
pre On. Oh do you get old? I get though.
I want brand Nu Mercedes, Brand new Audi. Give me
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the new ship. Let me see what it looked like
one owner. Maybe a fleet cars. Hell, I just want
to see what it looks like.
Speaker 3 (35:53):
Fleet cars are I fucking clip? My car is a
fleet car? Ninety five percent of bounds. I pulled that bitch,
so it was big daddy.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
That's fine, but it depends on the fleet. But at
least when it's a fleet, can at least check them
see what it looked like. What's going on? Who's driving
that bitch. I'm not getting no certified pre on when
I got the dope. Funk, I look like man, I
got class anyway. Back to school?
Speaker 3 (36:23):
What otherfuck was your your senior year life?
Speaker 2 (36:26):
Oh? I hated school all the way through. There was
not a moment where I could look back fondly. Let
me look into the camera one more time. I hate
all you niggas. I hate every nigga I went to
school with. I hate every teacher I ever had. Fuck
all your niggas. I hate that building. I hate the
construction around the building that's going on right now. HbA
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can suck a dick. I hate High Park, the township.
I don't even like the township because High Park ain't
even in High Park. So funk all of that, all
the whole of it is wrong. It's very wrong. I
hate the school I hated as much as I enjoyed football.
Hated playing for the team. Hated playing for that team.
We sucked. We were terrible. I went to Prom. No,
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I didn't go to Prom. I went to all my
pep rallies, will remind you. Proceeded to lose every football
game of the pep rally, and we sucked. I'm not
saying that I did what I was told to do,
which is also terrible as as a person that came
into football with zero knowledge of football at the time,
I'm like, I don't even know what the fuck I'm
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out here doing. And that man told me, if you
see somebody with the ball that's not wearing the jersey,
hurt him. That's all the funck I did. I didn't
know no better. What's a play what's the route? I
don't know that, what's coverage?
Speaker 3 (37:47):
Cover?
Speaker 2 (37:47):
What he said? Hit the nigga with the ball? I
put him in the ground. You didn't know what we
were doing out there, No, I'm telling you, And people
laugh at me every time I say it. They were like,
what kind of playbook style that you have? I could
tell you exactly what playbook we were running two thousand
and five Bears Madden playbook. We had our whole playbook
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for Madden. That's all the fuck we ran, and nobody
learned it. We had a PlayStation two sitting in the
weight room, and that's where people were copying down. I
swear my left we were copying down the playbook from
the game. We were Harry Bull. I'm telling you, we
were so bad. They brought the YMCA kids, the twelve
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year olds, and they bust our ass. We couldn't do
shit with them twelve year olds. They was fucking us up.
Had no chance against the twelve year olds. Wooll Pack,
I remember well, Pack was whooping our ass.
Speaker 3 (38:45):
We ain't.
Speaker 2 (38:45):
I don't think we lost the game with a with
less than a thirty six point difference, like we kept
it under twenty. We was killing it that game. Oh shit,
we scored. We celebrated like it was a super Bowl.
We were god awful, god awful, kept playing though. I
love the sport, love the sport. A lot of people
I played with to a certain degree. Heye, the rest
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of you niggas though, maybe three niggas my nigga Byron.
I like that nigga Byron. I don't know where we
had where he got it from. Technically I know where
you got it from now, But that nigga used to
steal people's socks. We used to hurt people, We tackle them.
If they were hurt, he would take their shoes off,
snatched they socks and stealing stick them in his helmet.
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That was his ship. He loved that ship.
Speaker 3 (39:31):
I don't know why he did it athlete.
Speaker 2 (39:35):
I guess not. He wasn't worried about it. He's stuck
it in the helmet. That's it.
Speaker 3 (39:39):
Oh damn sureouln't want that shit in my hair.
Speaker 2 (39:41):
And he would save them. He would saying the socks
for every game. So we took one dude.
Speaker 3 (39:47):
Scalping.
Speaker 2 (39:48):
Yeah, because we were the Indians for a little bit.
So I guess maybe that was his bad. He was like, oh, yeah,
we're gonna take they socks. He's gonna stick it in
his helmet and way to the next game. And then
when when they showed, we show up to the next game,
the nigga be still people's socks and to watch him,
it was wild boys, man, wild play zero football. It's
a lot of people from my arrow.
Speaker 3 (40:09):
Now hurt people. We heard heard people.
Speaker 2 (40:14):
That's all we did.
Speaker 4 (40:15):
Man.
Speaker 2 (40:15):
We were yelling people's moms, come get your son. He
ain't he ain't a lie no more. We're gonna cripple him. Oh,
we was a little demons. We started multiple riots. We
started a riot at our PEP rally, left the PEP
rally after the riot, proceeded to go get our ass
kicked by sixty Like we are terrible. I hated everybody
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at that school. I hate you to this day. If
you went to High Park when I went to High Park,
I probably don't like you at all. If I don't
know you and you went to High Park at the
time I went to High Park, I still don't like you.
If you worked there, I don't like you. I don't
have to worry about most of the staff, because most
of the staff got their ass beat because of us
(40:59):
were riding that often. We fucked that whole school up.
We fucked that whole school up. Disgusting. Now I have
no fond memories high school. Zero, zero fond memories. I'm searching, Ah,
I'm searching nothing. My brain's up there like holding in nothing,
(41:19):
scanning the bars, feeling my love. Nope, my pe Nah,
absolutely not. What was your favorite class computer so I
could play some mass Burroughs. I got my Network plus
certification out of them. Didn't use a lick of it,
(41:40):
didn't use a lick of it.
Speaker 3 (41:42):
Hey, people pay hundreds of dollars.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
Hundreds of dollars and I pulled it off for free.
Didn't use it, didn't use a little little not even.
Speaker 3 (41:52):
I mean you could probably know it.
Speaker 2 (41:54):
I could for what jobs. Fuck No, I don't want
no part of this ship no more. I don't want
no part of tech. That's also another reason why I
hate high school, because all you niggas.
Speaker 3 (42:07):
That was where the fuck they told us computers computers?
Speaker 2 (42:13):
You said, whying ass niggas, you don't.
Speaker 3 (42:16):
Know nothing, broke as not ever could have been swell
if I.
Speaker 2 (42:22):
Wish I was the class clawn, because I bet you
that Nigga rich. I told you I went to school
with Chief Keef. Chief Keif was in the building that
nigga was a retard when we were there.
Speaker 3 (42:32):
You said, like, it's not one.
Speaker 2 (42:33):
Now, I'm not saying that, but I'm saying we active.
We said that nigga slow like we was cool with
the slow kid.
Speaker 3 (42:41):
College all over again. I do mass communications because all
I do is recording ship.
Speaker 2 (42:45):
Now, if I went to any school ever again, I
would not. That's how bad school has fucked me.
Speaker 3 (42:52):
You right, I would just go to fucking trade school.
At this point, I would just get fucking I would
just get certifications all well, all over well, get a
fucking thirty seven plus thousand loan.
Speaker 2 (43:07):
Ridiculousness. Before we go too far, Kelly, what was your
high school senior when you're like, I feel like we
were skipping over you real quick. Uh I you pushing
bitches and slapping holes. No, it was.
Speaker 1 (43:26):
It was a lot of just I was volunteering at
the shelter at that point. I didn't like that, so
it was cool stuff. But school sucked as for most people.
I was with the dude that it was not very nice,
so that was not a cool thing.
Speaker 3 (43:47):
But yeah, it's still just peak prime era for that.
It is a nice person to be with that complete asshole.
I feel like high school is where that ship gets
off the most because.
Speaker 1 (43:59):
You're young, dumb dumb it.
Speaker 2 (44:03):
But then they come back later on. They always come back.
They always come back for the nice guy later after
they called him corny. Let me excuse you, sue me
in on my face on that one. It's crazy how
Craig quickly y'all called me corny back in the day.
Now now now I'm cool, everybody fuck with me. Now.
(44:27):
Back then they ain't want me now who my jones.
I wouldn't like to say that half of the look
just because for those who don't know, this is me
and Kelly's second go around. This is not our first relationship.
(44:50):
It was corny back in the day.
Speaker 3 (44:56):
You like all the same ship like that.
Speaker 2 (44:59):
It didn't change him, motherfucking thing. You know what I say,
A lot less nice damage now that.
Speaker 3 (45:10):
Is no, no, no, no, that's what they wanted. They
wanted the damage. They want the pristine, uncorrupted, untainted.
Speaker 2 (45:20):
Is that, I swear it. Thats a fact. The way
women can't stand a man who's happy, No, no, no, if
you just happy, like just pure, or they be man
in the motherfucker you just be. You would just be
sitting there, not doing ship and not stressed about nothing.
(45:42):
And boy do they be steaming?
Speaker 3 (45:44):
Why you ain't? Why haven't you just doing some ship?
That ship that I did, I could.
Speaker 2 (45:55):
Have could have been doing, not trying to fucking ship
on the women. But man, nickname women disturbing the peace
for damn sure, women be like, how come we can't
run the world because you the funk up what little
piece we got? We ain't even got piece. Now you're
gonna suck that up real fast? No no, no, no,
absolutely not be thrown. I'm a happily married man. I
(46:22):
stumbled all through that.
Speaker 3 (46:23):
But whatever, man, So what was the senior year when
y'all gave it a shot or.
Speaker 2 (46:33):
Okay, no, this was It's fine though I'm not I'm
not throwing that much. It was it's just funny. But
that's for all the other corny bitches or goofy bitches
that came back later. That was for you.
Speaker 3 (46:51):
I never I think it's I think it's how low
key I usually am. I never got that. I never
got to come back around. No, these motherfuckers got kids
at this point.
Speaker 2 (47:08):
Well, I specifically got to come back after she had
the child. This nigga was, she had the baby and
a nigga was abusive, and then she came back to
me and I'm just like, nah, you goot it, you
got it? And what made it funny? I think I
told you that story. She was homeless too, because she
(47:29):
he kicked her ass out with the baby. And then
she called me and I'm like, now you got it. Yeah,
send you, send you, send you a couple of dollars.
Now I'm good. Now I'm good. Fun you thought this was?
That was way back when. Back then, they didn't want me.
Now i'm hot, they all want me. So No, I
can't do nothing for you. I can't do nothing for you.
(47:50):
For that, But that's that's rather the worst case. It
was like, you got that, you can figure it out.
Oh he hit you again? Man, that's crazy. It's almost
like I called he might have done that at some
point to you. But that's okay, that's okay. A nigga
beef with me over my space. That's like the lamest
hard to go to planet. How you that? How you
(48:12):
gagst on my space? Fucking gates of SpongeBob on your
page and you're trying to beef with me. Get the
fuck out of here. I'll rip your whole page down.
Speaker 3 (48:23):
If you know how to cold, you probably ain't game.
You probably was not in the field for real, you know,
you know Benson bites.
Speaker 2 (48:32):
Copy of the paste. Then calm down, you do good
dad will he didn't know how to do it himself.
But yeah, other than that, high school was a travesty.
I I didn't go to prom. I didn't go to
prom for a dumb ass reason though, And I told
Kelly that a while ago, and she laughed. A girl
asked me to go, and I was just like, nah,
(48:55):
because that sounded like some pity bullshit. You didn't have
nobody asks you. And I wasn't gonna go, and I
don't want your pity dates out.
Speaker 3 (49:04):
That's trauma. She might have been trying to beat.
Speaker 2 (49:07):
I don't know, but I didn't find out. I didn't
find out, and Kelly was like, she might have just
liked you. It's possible didn't find out. I have this
really weird tick where if somebody likes me, I never know.
I just don't know.
Speaker 3 (49:21):
I found out about you talked about that here, you
talked about you talked about girls flirting with both of
y'all and.
Speaker 2 (49:29):
No clue, no clue at all, not not on my radar, man,
So not my problem. She might have. I didn't want
that pity fuck out of here. Man, I didn't ask you,
so get the fuck out my face with that ship.
Speaker 3 (49:45):
But it's this dude's like that, Like I mean, I
don't know how I would feel getting proposed to type ship,
but I do know a couple of things.
Speaker 2 (49:59):
That's tell that Snow, that's very weird. Unless it's elaborate. No,
I think if it's elaborate, it's worse.
Speaker 3 (50:10):
You really feel like the bitch because now you don't crying,
do you try to? You try to stiffle through.
Speaker 2 (50:15):
The by crying.
Speaker 3 (50:17):
No. Specifically, I got a bitch written on my.
Speaker 2 (50:24):
Forehead, and obviously if I didn't like you, I pretty
much said no anything, I'm good, that's not not on
my mindset. Although do you consider you us talking of
discussing it? You bringing it up because you brought it
up when we got married, but it was also specifically
(50:44):
because of taxes, so you didn't ask me to marry.
You was like, we should just do this because of taxes. Man,
it's too much work.
Speaker 3 (50:54):
Oh does she typically do you'all taxes?
Speaker 2 (50:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (50:57):
Oh yeah, that's all we kind of got proposed.
Speaker 2 (51:02):
Proposed to. She was just like, I'm tired to do it,
all of this extra ship for the taxes.
Speaker 3 (51:06):
Yeah, but it's exactly what you're described. She got proposed to,
but we didn't.
Speaker 2 (51:13):
We didn't make the decision. That was just the first
time I got brought up, and then we brought it
up maybe six seven months later, and then tax.
Speaker 3 (51:20):
Dollars, what the fu?
Speaker 2 (51:26):
So for anybody who thought I was literally just taxes
over and over again, it was literally taxes and Renfest?
Speaker 3 (51:33):
Yo, what Renfest?
Speaker 2 (51:36):
I told you what happened at Renfest? We asked the
two just the niggas at Renfest that we should get
married for taxes, and they was like, fuck it, fuck
the government, and it was like yeah, we're like all right.
Well if they said so, that was the last straw.
Was just like, well if used to random ass nigga
said so, and the world got silent when we asked him,
fuck it, I guess we might as well. That's literally
(51:57):
what it was. It's all for taxes, baby, and I
were on my life if I paid more taxes? Is
coming season? Our common law anyway, and you probably come
A law don't exist in Illinois. I looked it up
ahead of time because if I was common law in
Illinois to move to the funk out.
Speaker 3 (52:14):
Damn, I say what I said that it did not exist.
Speaker 2 (52:18):
You know it's coming along maybe thirteen states. It ain't
even common as man.
Speaker 3 (52:22):
I could have been. My girl is agnast the idea
of shocking. But I don't even know if that's the
thing in this in this state.
Speaker 2 (52:33):
Not like what the legal maybe in black terms, it is.
Speaker 3 (52:38):
Come on, girl, come on down.
Speaker 2 (52:45):
It's not it's not coming. I made sure because somebody
else brought it them. It's like I should be calm
a law and now I'm like, let me go find
out so you can get the funk out.
Speaker 3 (52:55):
You just want to pay a rent to spots?
Speaker 2 (52:58):
No at it? She had a jumb No, it's crazy.
The funk out looks like rent. This Destiny's child bitch
could barely afford my own damn bills.
Speaker 3 (53:15):
You just hit me in a spot that you don't
even know.
Speaker 2 (53:21):
Critical damage. I'm sorry. I'm sorry anybody paying bills in
somebody else's spot. You're kind of wild for that. But man,
couldn't be me, definitely won't be me, would never have
been me. I'm sorry. Yeah, you know, can I do
the Geordan real quick? McDonald's is giving me this time
(53:42):
to let you know if you're paying other bitches bills,
stop it, get some help. Hit a six feet nugget instead.
That made your bills. Man, you ain't gotta pay none
of her ship if she don't pay them, who they
coming after they garnished her wages? My nigga, you ain't
got to do that. Don't do that. It's okay. This
(54:03):
is a message from Bob.
Speaker 3 (54:20):
High school trauma.
Speaker 2 (54:22):
He was like, this is current trauma. Oh that's crazy,
that's okay, hey, man, Like I said, many times before. Man,
you're a better man than me.
Speaker 3 (54:42):
Mommy's right.
Speaker 2 (54:44):
I'm saying. I'm not saying you person, I'm saying Henny.
Maybe Henny's I don't know what rule is for you.
Oh you better man than me. Man. I separate the
man from the artist, is what I'm saying. And maybe
maybe them the artists, but the man ain't. Look man,
(55:04):
that dog.
Speaker 3 (55:05):
That's what's gotten motherfuckers in trouble. The artist, the artist
to pay, and not the human. That's exactly what got
niggas in court right now, not being able to.
Speaker 2 (55:17):
Separate, separate, separate hard.
Speaker 3 (55:21):
Man fucking monsters look monsters and pp demons.
Speaker 2 (55:27):
Fifty we're still decently under I thought we was way over.
Speaker 3 (55:33):
All. It's fucked up. That kid cutting is what got
me removed from the Diddy trial. Like I the testimonial
is when I kind of stopped to give it a fuck,
like y'all call it whoever the fuck up here the
United States go yo us A y'all are calling whoever
the fuck y'all won't. And then and then the defense
(55:55):
each y'all ass up with these witnesses. It's youall fault
because I why the fuck that I can't want to
cutting at his head if that nigga wasn't singing the song,
I don't fucking care, Like, sorry, you can't. First of all,
you can't. They already tried to get the ship dis
(56:16):
missus hearsay because he can't prove shit. He can't prove
that Puff did anything to him.
Speaker 2 (56:24):
It's all just smear championship man. Worry about the rook
because the nigga is because no, because I'm feeling the
same ship.
Speaker 3 (56:35):
It's the inverse of the Tory Lanes trial with Tory
Lanz that nigga was arguing all the ship that was
not on fucking trial, and now it's just the fucking
the fucking uh. What's the opposite of the defense man prosecution.
It's the prosecution's job now, and they not addressing ship
(56:58):
of what he's actually on. Try for racketeering because trafficking.
Speaker 2 (57:04):
Because they can't get him for that.
Speaker 3 (57:06):
You can't get him for trafficking because he bought holes
in the states he was in.
Speaker 2 (57:10):
But that's still they would still be considered sex trafficking regardless.
But if they're willing willing participants, not trafficking.
Speaker 3 (57:18):
Willing participants. And if it wasn't her idea. He was
smart enough to get the bitch to call like maybe
the nigga was paying four d chests and I'm giving
the nigga less credit.
Speaker 2 (57:33):
Yeah, but I told you he's not going to jail
for very long. It's gonna be on some goofy ship
when they do get him. It's not even.
Speaker 3 (57:39):
Trump talking about partning the nigga now, and it ain't
even cutting in the trial ain't even half over.
Speaker 2 (57:45):
Yet, mind you. I just like for everybody though, that
Trump was willing to pardon Derek she Oh, Derek Chauton.
Speaker 3 (57:53):
He did part, he did part in the federal ship,
but he can't part of the state na which with
all sault shit going on with Larry Hoover, that's.
Speaker 2 (58:01):
A whole other conversation. We can have another time. Back
to the topic in hand, by the way, Yeah, because
we're at the end of the show and I would
like to do the second half of what I wanted
to do, or at least we can quickly give is
advice for the seniors these.
Speaker 3 (58:16):
This current respect. My advice for the sayings is, y'all,
dumbass is paid too much for prom That's my fucking advice,
be more frugal, bitch, y'all. Don't you didn't need to
get a helicopter for fucking Harlan High School, like y'all
think it's a bullet, y'all thinking is a pullet, elaborates
it and not really being honest with y'all. Go to school.
(58:37):
Let like y'all are going y'all. But prom should not
rival wedding prices.
Speaker 2 (58:44):
But if you the dude that Harlan that got the copter,
that's kind of crazy. Though you history, but that Harlan
history at that though it's not great history. I'm just saying, like.
Speaker 3 (58:58):
You go down in history and you're about to leave
two months later. Not all this has been telling me
that none of these niggas planning on going to college
because they spent a college fund on problem. None of
these niggased we might have. We might be looking at
a future of dummies because these niggas are not going
(59:18):
to college.
Speaker 2 (59:20):
Which I would like to say, rose right to my
advice don't go to college actually pointless, Actually the most point.
Speaker 3 (59:26):
Say that don't mean blow a college fund on a prom.
Speaker 2 (59:29):
I'm saying that I'm not defending the college. I'm just
saying that. That's my advice is don't go to college.
Speaker 3 (59:35):
Unless the only thing to think of is maybe they
are the kids. See that. See these kids, they didn't
these parents didn't do what we didn't do. They did
what we didn't do, which was funck early. So maybe
these are just they just got industrial LSS parents that
did the tech game right. Maybe de Sender, we're seeing
(59:58):
our kids were from loaded for families to Harlan High School.
I was just throwing hard down.
Speaker 2 (01:00:04):
But certain schools, the best where you at your parents
ain't loaded.
Speaker 3 (01:00:10):
But no, the promption is getting out of hand, severely
out of hand, severely, severely out of hand.
Speaker 2 (01:00:17):
I'm fifty to fifty. I like a good blowout party
for heart Bro.
Speaker 3 (01:00:22):
They had a custom I saw a customized limo with
a casket on the back. Some of the niggas could
come out the casket on the ass like that. It
is sad, that is, but that's crazy for high school.
Speaker 2 (01:00:39):
I'm not knacking it. You only get to do it once.
Man ship some ship as long as it's within a
decent budget. I ain't mad at you.
Speaker 3 (01:00:49):
How much do you think okay as an adult? How
much do you think welding a fucking casket. A wooden
casket on the back of a limbo cost more than
it should.
Speaker 2 (01:01:01):
The answer, so should I don't know, but you know
some of these dudes. Some of these dudes got a
Willy in their family, and Willy got you Willy. You
know good name will Willy Finna make it happen?
Speaker 3 (01:01:11):
No, bro, all, this ship looks too professional for for
for for Willy, like like these motherfuckers are going all
out like on some that's the Nation proposal type ship,
like they are going crazy.
Speaker 2 (01:01:26):
Maybe we can make this a side tangent thing.
Speaker 3 (01:01:29):
Bitch, any high schoolers that would like to invite The
Nonsense Podcast to hold your proms send off hit us
up because I just I want to cut pocket watch.
I want to come out of the damn that ship
had to cost that that and y'all got a butter faight,
(01:01:51):
y'all got a g wagon. Y'all rented the g wagon.
Oh yeah, they charge as they No nigga. I want
to come and be the fruit police. That's what I
want to do.
Speaker 2 (01:02:02):
We'll host so what I want. We ain't gotta do it,
but I'm proposing it. A crossover A handy stream where
you do fucking pocket watching the prom and I'll just
show up to talk ship. Okay, I think you should
do that. Okay, I think that'd be very fun, just
like some earlier right right. But in the beginning of
your stream, ship just go through a list of ship
(01:02:23):
that people have done on prom that be hilarious.
Speaker 3 (01:02:27):
TikTok hashtag prom is riddled with just yeah, just real
niggas make more than what I make and I'm a
grown ass man with them. Put a died to five
and these niggas do it ridiculous ship brod a fucking helicopter.
(01:02:47):
They're not that.
Speaker 2 (01:02:47):
Expensive, huh, it's two hundred for a helicopter ride.
Speaker 3 (01:02:53):
These niggas are going to public schools that don't have
nowhere to lay in the fucking hell of that. That's
what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (01:02:59):
I'm not saying again, I'm not saying that it's smart,
financial league and thought through. What I'm saying is, if
the ball out.
Speaker 3 (01:03:07):
It's two hundred dollars. When you go to day facility,
they go up and land back of their facility. The
niggas are coming to your house dropping you off at
a public high school.
Speaker 2 (01:03:19):
I'm just saying like I'm saying, ball out territory amongst
niggas is crazy, That's all I'm saying. So don't ball
too hard.
Speaker 3 (01:03:33):
Look, bro, don't ball too hard. First of all on
a bench you might not even talk to next month. Like,
let's not act like high school relationship. Not not. Every
high school relationship is a fucking fairy tale, and y'all
gonna walk off to the sunset happily ever after that
(01:03:55):
ship is one gay two as it is not realistic.
You are not even gonna talk to your prom. You
not gonna talk. You're not gonna have the Disney farewell
with your with your prom dad. I'm sorry, it's just
not gonna have it. The probability is against you. If
you've just been the rest of your life with this
(01:04:15):
bitch or a nigga, it's just so much. I wouldn't
even go to problem anymore because you fuck. Because I'm
finishing up as the broke nigga and you pull up
in a helicopter. I'm jumping you at prom like I'm not.
I'm not even like like no, that's I'm surprised when
(01:04:38):
I hear about more robberies that prom, Like I'm going
just a fucking stiffcup kid. I don't even go to
this school no more. I'm going to rob you niggas
because clearly y'all got it and y'all showing it to
me in my face. And if I'm going to Harlem, nigga,
If I go to Harlem and y'all been to that
Gwynolin Brooks going crazy, I'm gonna take a bus and
(01:05:02):
rob you niggas. One episode, Nigga, I go to Finger
and y'all overright, Julian going crazy. I'm robbing you niggas.
What are you talking about? It's gonna be fifty cents
how to rob all over again? And you know these
(01:05:23):
niggas kate not make a song. It'st this on themselves.
This gonna tennis streets up.
Speaker 2 (01:05:30):
The fuck. I'm sorry, So don't ball to her. Don't
go to college, Kelly, you got any advice for high
schools currently that might not eat up the next thirty minutes.
Speaker 4 (01:05:45):
What I'm saying, I was gonna say, don't go to college, scam,
but find the profession that you like and do something
that's geared towards that.
Speaker 1 (01:05:57):
So like I'm a dog trainer. If you wanna do
a thing, Go and do that thing. Don't go to
college for stupid ship.
Speaker 3 (01:06:05):
About to buy a camera. Fuck that, pay for some
fiber Wi Fi in your house, Bye bye new computer.
Like it's like you can really set some ship up.
Like they just had streaming university, Nigga, Fuck of college.
I'm fucking with castle that now get some certifications.
Speaker 2 (01:06:28):
Although suburb Baby said he doing a streamer college. Uh,
the community college I might go to that. I'm not college.
I feel like community college. Bro.
Speaker 3 (01:06:39):
I saw some of the niggas I got accepted. I
it made me mad. I didn't apply. He probably would
have fucked with your boy, and we would have been
taking this podcast to a whole new level. Some I
am A. I am A. Sometimes when I'll see ship,
(01:06:59):
I take this dance of it. Ain't even no point
in lasamilt mm hmm. Sometimes you gotta shoot in the gym,
and I saw some niggas way under me that shooting
the gym ahead. You never know, you never know.
Speaker 2 (01:07:14):
And on that note, we'll see y'all next episode.
Speaker 5 (01:07:59):
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