June 30, 2025 • 62 mins
📜 Description: 🎆 It’s 4th of July week and the Nonsense Podcast crew is gearing up for a short week, but first, we gotta hit you with a Kelly Fact you probably didn’t know… July 4th wasn’t even supposed to be Independence Day! Turns out John Adams jumped the gun and celebrated on July 2nd. Naturally, this sends Henvincible on a history revision rant, claiming America loves rewriting its own story, while FNBob keeps it simple: news traveled slow back then, calm down. 🥳 We slide into weekend plans with cookouts, the Renaissance Fair, Ozzy Osbourne’s alleged final concert, and Henvincible hustling in the Uber streets. 🦅 But it wouldn’t be Nonsense without a challenge… Could we even stay in the U.S. if we had to take the real Immigration Test? Kelly puts FNBob and Henvincible to the test with real U.S. Immigration questions to see if they’re American enough to stay. Spoiler alert: it gets ridiculous fast. 🎯 Episode Highlights: John Adams celebrated Independence Day… on the wrong day?! 🗞️ Henvincible vs. American history revisions 🚗 Henvincible’s Uber tales, cookouts, and Ozzy’s last ride 🏰 Renaissance Fair adventures incoming 🤔 Are we American enough to pass the U.S. Immigration Test? 🧠FNBob’s ridiculous trivia challenge ❓ Question of the Day: Could YOU pass the U.S. Immigration Test without Googling? Be honest… 👀 📱 Follow us on social media for more updates and behind-the-scenes fun: Instagram: fnbobfnentertainment Twitter: @FNBOB36 Website: https://www.fnentertainment.com All the Other links: https://linktr.ee/FNBoB & https://linktr.ee/Henvincible & https://linktr.ee/rk9trainingllc #NonsensePodcast #july4th #USHistory #funfacts #immigration #OzzyOsbourne #RenaissanceFair #uber #trivia #FNBob #Henvincible #FNEntertainment
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So the US didn't actually declare Independence Day on fourth
of July.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
John Adams thought that the Independence Day would be July second,
but the document was adopted on July fourth, and that's
why we celebrate on the fourth. But the the document
wasn't officially signed until a year later.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
So on top of the fact that people weren't everybody
always thinks everybody was in the same room at the
same time, and they weren't.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
I mean, I'm not shocked by revisionist history whatsoever.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
It's not revision's history. It's lazy history. It's a difference. Yeah,
so it was known. We all knew it.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
I ain't know that ship. That ship today.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
That's it right now. But that's abdump sh it though.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
That's why I was like, I'm that's surprise, but well,
swim numbers, I'm not. It's not it's not revision history.
It's one of those things where people don't know the
whole step. So we just picked it. It's like everything American.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
We just picked them many A world history classes and
they skipped over that shit.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Yeah, not mine, not mine.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
Mine.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Always clearly were like, hey, they started the document here,
we wrote most of this out here, we like this day,
so we're gonna declare this today and then we're gonna finish.
It's government. Sorry, the government has never been good at
what they do since day one. Mind you. A lot
of people think that July fourth was the end of
the war. No, it wasn't. We were still fighting. We
(01:36):
were just like, oh, so now that we're done saying
this is just for taxes, it's independence. So we declared
this the independence day, and this is what we're fighting
for from henceforth.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
That's why June tenth is a whole calendar here later. Yeah,
that the fuck that part is. I've watched movies and documentaries.
Some of them niggas didn't.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Know they were free.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
No, nobody gave them the patch notes.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Nobody came but up there, didn't say oh y'all good.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
No, there were still people working several years after.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Yeah, I definitely until like seventy three. Yep.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
I can tell you a few people because my granddad
was one of them.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Like that's crazy, but yeah, new suppression, Like like I
get it.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Makes a new suppression again. People forget that it wasn't
the internet back then, so it wasn't just like, oh,
it was on the news, and everybody called it. No,
there was a lot of.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Dudes on to write it, printed and then manually distribute it.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
So information moved quite slow.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
The whites couldn't read, so what the fuck is? Oh yeah,
they're gonna fact check me.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
So going to that. John Adams he wrote a letter
to his wife to tell her and celebrate with her
that July second and was going to be a big
monumental day in history.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
That turned out it wasn't jump the gun. My friend
jumped the gun.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
I'm honestly shocked that as much news got delivered as
it did back in that day. Honestly, don't forget the
British are coming was a signal by two fucking lights,
one light for this and one light.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
For that, and one nigga on the horse.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
And they funked up. And mind you, that wasn't even accurate.
A lot of people, Yeah, he didn't just run through
the streets on a horse. That was also people played
it up because it's a better story.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
I mean, yeah, so what actually happened? No, he just
was nonsense.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
I think he told like three people we should.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
One thousand percent come up with nonsense news. I'd beat
the weather man I think I could get it right
as much as these niggas on.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
The app if you just guess I said, if that's
all you did, was just like I feel like, no,
just read the app. Just read the other app. It's
the same shit. You ain't got to do nothing else.
Fast A look at the map right here. No, I
mean I was for a while out. It's too early
at that. No, I kind of knew most of that
(04:10):
information ahead of time. That was It was one of
my favorite parts of this. Yeah, because I feel like
you'd be into the like you be into the headlines,
and me and Kelly are the two individuals that you
know that read past the headline. It's just like you
gotta I gotta read it.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
Don't hurt you time. Sometimes I just I just go past, Like, oh,
I bring it up the bout. Ain't nothing wrong with that.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
I'm just saying, like, for the people who read the
headline to get mad, don't get mad. Of course, that's all.
But Yeah, that's a good information. I appreciate that that
was one of the few facts that you brought up
that actually that whole era of like information is not
bad information, just not well told.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
I'm glad that even the revisionists are adding in that
Christopher Columbus was full of.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Not full of ship, but diabolic as a turnout, like
to use because a lot of people hate Christopher Columbus
and no offense. I'm a I'm a man of history
and I'm one of those dudes there is like you
can hate him, but I'm glad he did what he did.
I mean, yeah, because I'd have been stuck in Africa
as a slave. Still, and I'm kind of good still.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
They still twenty five, still got slavery. Damn.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
They have demo slaves actually of all like of all time.
Right now, go back to the motherland. You might not
make it out. So now I'm I'm kind of good
on the motherland. They got lions, tigers and bears and slaves.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
I'm cool.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
And hippos right, and hippos I'll pass on up.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Don't don't cross the hip hop now.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
And just hungry, hungry, and they not.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Most and they're not that slow. A lot of people
think they slow them boys is forty four fifties.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
They is man pretty fucking rude just in general, like
pretty like like naturally aggressive for some reason.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
No, I'm cool, I'm cool. So then with all of
the historical facts, that's that. That's another one that you
might have learned today. Yeah, Africa currently has the most
slaves of all time. And I mean, like if you're
talking about the translator.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
Whatever, like, do the Irish still have slaves?
Speaker 2 (06:31):
No, I think it's mostly mostly Africa. I think there's
a handful of Saudi or not Saudi Rable, but like
one in the Middle Eastern countries. They don't consider them
slaves though, but Africa can still consider slave slaves like
they bought and own yopunk ass. So yeah, I'm cool
on that. I'm very cool on that. Come on, man,
(06:53):
you know about the blood diamonds and all that, like
all that's still yeah, that's was the nineties. They didn't
just drop that shit out of nowhere.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
They're over fifty million people in slavery as of twenty twenty.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
One, twenty seven ship a million.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Twenty seven million of them are forced labor, and twenty
two million is forced marriages.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
So if you're oh, yeah, considered slavery, yeah, fuck the
rest of the Middle East.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
And Africa.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
A lot of players in Korea, North Korea too.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
I didn't yeah, no, I didn't think about marriages India, China.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
India, China, China's not as bad as Russia.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
Really, Russia raised marriage.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Oh yeah, that makes sense because they're they're really being
on bloodline too, so that kind of makes sense.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
God damn.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
So yeah again, I'm one of those dudes that'd be like,
I understand everybody that be mad in the streets and protesting,
but sometimes you got to pick the winning team. And
we kind of chilling right now. If I got the
luxury to bitch, I think I'm winning that.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
She was my third my first world problem.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
All right, you ready to go with the show, Let's
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by the way, chatting the dunk is over here. We're
all here.
Speaker 4 (09:53):
It's been a.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Minute that you've done that. You've been a minute since
you've done the whole nickname b How y'all doing today?
All good?
Speaker 4 (10:01):
Everybody?
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Well, well, well let's just say this way. It's folk
in July week. It's a short week.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
Very short week, because I'm off work completely.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Are you?
Speaker 3 (10:15):
I mean, I'm off work, but I'm always even when
i'm off my mom. So I'm gonna be in these streets.
If you're in the Chicago Land area, please request the
ubers ship.
Speaker 4 (10:27):
Please, I need to support.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Please agree most people ask for Twitch donations.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
I won't be live because I'll be in the streets,
which I was live, but.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
I'll be in the streets. That's funny, That's very funny.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
A short week, a great week, A hectic weekend for sure,
for sure.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Let's you know what challenge Let's keep everybody alive.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
That's what the July Stay Alive challenge crazy.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Let's stay alive, check on your people.
Speaker 4 (11:04):
Charge, staying outlive, staying alive.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
This not in the sweet Home Chicago. I'll be staying
in line because I'm gonna be in the house sitting
like the front founder fathers once told me to you.
Is what I'm saying. Be still, that's a peace. Be still,
and my piece is gonna make you be still. Keep
playing with me. How y'all doing? How you doing? I
(11:30):
don't ask you enough?
Speaker 4 (11:31):
What are you doing?
Speaker 2 (11:31):
What's going on in your life?
Speaker 1 (11:33):
I'm good. Like you said, it's gonna be a hectic weekend,
but it's gonna be fun.
Speaker 4 (11:37):
It's gonna be hot.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
It's gonna be hot, it's gonna be lovely. We got
fourth of July. I'm going to ren Fest this week.
Are you coming?
Speaker 3 (11:47):
I had no fucking clue I told you about it.
You probably just forgotten. Yeah, Sunday, Sunday, Sunday, be there,
be there.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
No, I don't think so that's it's okay. I'm not
making you. I'm just saying like, I'm definitely going and
the most important Woo World Order one more day of
Wu Tang Man, I mean yes, right, so no double
the concert, so Wu Tang Monday and then Saturday. That Saturday?
(12:21):
Was that the fourth? Is that the fourth?
Speaker 4 (12:23):
Fifth?
Speaker 2 (12:23):
The fifth? Ozzie slash showing to technically yes, streaming streaming,
but yes, yeah it's a paper. They're doing the pay
for you. So I get to see Ozzie performed one
last time. It's a ship ton of bands and I'm
looking forward to see from Alison Chains to my boys,
lamb of God.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
God damn, and I can't wait for that. It's not
like a.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Sun up to Sunday, so I'm kind of looking forward
to that. So I mean, you're more than welcome if
you just want to sit in on it. We got
two replays, I would I'm going to enjoy every second
of that. Well, like we got to talk later. We
might have to reschedule when we record, because that's what
might I might pull up either order. I just want
(13:09):
to make sure we watch, and that's all. I want
to make sure I don't miss a minute of that.
So two good concerts and Renfest plus fourth of July.
I don't think you can ask for much more on
one weekend. I almost want to call off the whole
week so I could sleep, so I could be ready
because I'm getting old. But that's at least our weekend.
What you got going on in life? What's your candy?
Speaker 4 (13:31):
Update? On?
Speaker 3 (13:32):
Man the streets? I'm marking, I'm over and give me
five stars. Somebody, for the love of God, give me
a tip.
Speaker 4 (13:41):
Let me. The more you tip, the earlier I get
to go home.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
So do you provide extra stuff? I used to throw
water bottles for people. I had a little cooler and stuff.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
I don't at the moment, but I do, like I
want to get a sign. I want to get uh
like gum and ship. I got charged the way my
car is set up, I got chargers in my in
my like middle console. So if you in the back,
if you got your core, you can just plug it.
You ain't gotta talk to me.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
I get like a little basket thing from dollatry and
put it back, then have all the things in it. Yeah,
you know.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
I had a multi charger, so I back in the
day when everybody had a different charger, I had one
for the Apple users.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
The Android uses USBC.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Just in case you got you got one of the
old ass like multi prone whatever you call it. iPhones,
I had that too. If you need to charge, I
got you.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
Nigga still got the lightning cables, which is crazy.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Hey man, welcome to twenty twenty five. Man, update your ship.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
You ain't update your ship. I know, I'm I know,
I'm like the resident Power Ranger fan. Holy fuck, I
would love just a.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
Rich ship slot. Put this motherfucker on a phone.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
You want the home on your wrist?
Speaker 4 (15:04):
Yes, I would love. I am a Power Ranger fan,
and at this point this is more for size. I
would love a.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
Fucking wrisk band with a compartment the sigar slot into.
They definitely have those, and then I can open it
us a computer, close it back and just be fucking walking.
Could also just get a watch, but that kills two
birds in one stone if I just got a fucking
risk attachment that my phoneus like.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
True, But you could also just get the watch that
does all the same stuff, and I'm assuming that you
need to do.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
I mean yes, and it would look a lot nicer
again Ranger fans, So I'm just saying, minds does the
more for bet.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
I switched into Final Fantasy recently, but with text messages
phone calls.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
Because I would actually like to use to open this
motherfucker up and use it as like a risk computer.
Speaker 4 (15:56):
That would be that would be dope to me. Crazy.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
I mean these keyboards. Yeah, I know, you're just trying
to do one extra step.
Speaker 4 (16:05):
I got trying to do the most.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
I mean, look, I'm not I'm not arguing with you, man,
I'm not arguing with you.
Speaker 4 (16:16):
It's okay. I've just said the watches are available. What's up?
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Yeah, because we gotta we got a game today.
Speaker 4 (16:24):
We got a game today.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
So yeah, let's do commercial and then we'll be back.
Because this is gonna be a good, a goodn't.
Speaker 4 (16:31):
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Speaker 4 (16:56):
Don't wait, do it now, don't wait for Christmas. Bye bye,
for your friend, for your mama.
Speaker 2 (17:02):
Welcome back to the Donceise Podcast. I'm still Bob, that's
still Hanny Kelly.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
Chad a duck.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Hope y'all enjoyed the show so far, we got a
good game for you. I'm gonna just slowly, I'm gonna
just quickly go ahead and just let you know.
Speaker 4 (17:15):
What it is.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
It's folk at July week, so you know what that means.
American history, American history, my nothing. I would like to
know do we belong here?
Speaker 4 (17:26):
What?
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Remember what I told you a couple of weeks back.
I changed my mind a little bit on it, but
I want to see if we actually belong here in
the first place. So I found the test. I found
the test. I found the actual test. See not what
I mentioned is is I would give you a minute
(17:49):
to study, but nah, fuck that we American. We've been here,
so we should easily be able to pass the test
of being here. So since it's hard for these these
foreigners and immigrants to pass the test, I just wanted
to double check and make sure on fourth of July week,
are we American enough?
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Are am eles that are fu what?
Speaker 2 (18:16):
She hates that with a passion, because she's like, those
aren't Eagles, they're Hawks, And I'm just like, because.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
I've worked with hawks, and that's all they sound eagles.
Are they do chirps? They don't do.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
With America with the with the eagles sounds great, that's
wrong whatever.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
Oh no, America doing some ship non factual before the
aesthetic can't believe.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Yeah, that's like you're telling them, we're all about the
vibes and aesthetics, baby, and we're gonna continue that trend
by double checking see if we belong here in this country.
So I found the immigration test. This is the actual
immigration went to the government.
Speaker 4 (18:54):
It's not the okay, it's not the consentration.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Move on too far. Did you know that that we
almost had turkeys as our national bird instead of eagles?
Speaker 4 (19:05):
What? Yeah, we stole everything from the natives.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
But I don't even now. I'm kind of curious because
I'm this is a side tangs of all scientags. But
I thought turkeys weren't native to America. I thought they
brought those they are. Okay, it's a lot of stuff
that's not native here. Like everybody thought horses were native
to America and or.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Not been for thousands of years, and they were reintroduced.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
And once once the Columbus boys came over, neither here
nor there. So yeah, so I didn't find a constitution
says this is the actual immigration test. One pulled from
the Government of website and went to the website, pulled
it down, double check, had answers and whatnot on now,
So I pulled it down. Keller put it up on
the screen for us. We got questions. We gonna see
(19:50):
if we can answer at least most of them. Now,
if I'm not mistaken, you get one of these wrongs,
you don't get to stay here. That's how serious they are.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
There's a h questions, but we're not doing.
Speaker 4 (20:03):
Nothing.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
You can't get nothing wrong now again, I quickly skimmed
them because that's what I was like, because I wanted
to see so I can send them to tell you.
And I looked at how easy they weren't. I'm like,
I don't even want to read these anymore. We just
gonna go off the cuff. These looked way too easy.
So I'm just like, you know, I'm gonna be embarrassed
if I get one wrong. You should definitely be embarrassed
if you get one wrong. Like we live here, I
(20:26):
don't know what to expect, expect the unexpected, baby, this is.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
Not I feel like I feel like as Americans, we
are in the habit of asking more of others than
we're willing to do.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
So, so what I'm not so I'm already considered. That's
why I didn't want to do this one off the cuff,
because I think a part too is we pick another
country when we take the immigration test, just to see
just so as now now it's no longer just lazy Americans.
I kind of want to try that out. But today
(21:00):
is fourth of July America. First we go first, So, Kelly,
if you don't mind reading the first questions? Uh, I'll
go first. Fuck it, I'll go first.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
All right, what is the supreme law of the land?
Speaker 4 (21:19):
See already been fucked? Because? Oh what?
Speaker 2 (21:27):
That's an interesting question because I know multiple probable answers.
Speaker 4 (21:34):
No, Justin's no peace.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
I want to say it's the like the freedom, truth,
and the pursuit of happiness. I think it's the correct answer,
but I don't know if that's considered the supreme law
of the land or is that just like the American
dream turn. I'm gonna go with that though, I feel
like that's close enough. What do you think finally, answer,
I'm gonna just stick with it.
Speaker 4 (22:02):
The hell with it.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
It's the first one. It's warm ups you out of here.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Really the constitution.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
Oh okay, that's what I was trying to figure out.
Speaker 4 (22:10):
That was okay, that was odd word.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Okay, right, I think that's just odd word.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
So that's how they trick you in these types of things.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
True, I'm cool with that as a warm up. See,
that's what I was one. I don't even know if
that was one of those words, whereas its like again,
some of the ones that seem were kind of really ambiguous, abstract,
and I was okay, nice warm up. I'm ready now,
I think I'm ready. Now, all right, Henny, your warm
up question.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
There's a lot of buttons here.
Speaker 4 (22:39):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
The idea and the idea of the self, of the
self government is in the first three words of the constitution.
What are these words?
Speaker 4 (22:54):
First words of the Constitution? Oh uh, first three words.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
I'll tell you this now, the these truths we hold
self evident. That's the ManSpace proclamation.
Speaker 4 (23:20):
Yeah, that's what words.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
It's a lot easier.
Speaker 4 (23:24):
Than your way, more than three words.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
I know.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
I know the answer to this one.
Speaker 4 (23:29):
This shall hereby.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
It's think of think of it. It's super simple. It's
on a thousand bumper stickers.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Think of the heel on the truck shoot, think of
w w E.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
This is actually a w w E bit I'm giving
you no uh you know, no, it's we the people.
We the people hold these truths to be self evidence.
We the people.
Speaker 4 (24:01):
Bumpers. Take a time.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
That one I knew. Why can I get down?
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Okay? Well you both started off rough.
Speaker 5 (24:12):
Yeah, but it's okay, we get into it. I fel
like you picked all the hard ones already here. We
already hear the first one.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
I'm sure.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Well, do you want to take the next.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
One or no, I'll take the next one. I'm ready,
I'm ready.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
What does the Constitution do? And you can just do
one of the things, Okay?
Speaker 2 (24:39):
I mean the Constitution is the groundwork of our rights
pretty much?
Speaker 1 (24:48):
Yeah six basic uh protect basic rights of Americans?
Speaker 4 (24:53):
So yeah, good job.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
It's not all of them, but it is. It is
the groundworking of our right m I've had to mend
that bitch a few times, is all I'm saying. Forgot
some stuff.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
We'll get into that. Henny, what do we call the
first ten amendments to the Constitution?
Speaker 4 (25:17):
Oh shit, the.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Don't do this to Anyboddy.
Speaker 4 (25:29):
Preamble.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
He was very he is not so sure of himself.
You went to college, right, This is not meant to
be answered. I'm just gcaring that college. It's okay, let's
just ask him. Yeah, I want that to be the
thumb nail. By the way, I just want to make sure.
Don't let me forget that face is the thumb nail
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of to day. I almost want to leave with that
question specifically.
Speaker 4 (26:02):
The preamble is the Bill of Rights?
Speaker 1 (26:06):
The Bill of Rights?
Speaker 2 (26:10):
The first ten, the first teen? I'm pretty sure at
least that's gonna be a question like, what are one
of the first ten amendments or first bills?
Speaker 4 (26:21):
The rights? Whatever? All right, I'm ready. What I got?
Speaker 1 (26:26):
What is one right or freedom from the first ten amendments?
Speaker 2 (26:30):
The freedom of speech?
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Yep, you also got religion, assembly, press, petition of the government.
Speaker 4 (26:40):
Yes, theirs.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
That's two. But you said first ten on their first amendment.
This is his first amendment. Yeah, but it's what it was. No,
she was saying, what is one of the rights of
the first Amendment? The First Amendment encounters multiple things. Freedom
of speech, assembly, press, which a lot of people get
those wrong. Freedom of speech also doesn't give you the
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right to slander. Yeah, two different things.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
Okay, Henny, what does the Declaration of Independence do.
Speaker 4 (27:17):
It?
Speaker 2 (27:18):
That was just like if you sit there confusing it
read the slaves.
Speaker 4 (27:25):
What No?
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Oh wait, I don't like the quote the quotation marks
on there you. I wasn't confusing you.
Speaker 4 (27:36):
There's definitely, there's definitely quotations.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
It has nothing to do with slaves.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
You want to.
Speaker 4 (27:47):
Declaration of independence, independence from Great Britain.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
There you go, announced our independence from Great Britain. Declared
our independence from Great Britain Britain. Geez said that the
United States is true from Great Britain.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
It was just when we declared that we are no
longer in English state.
Speaker 4 (28:10):
Probably probably have been better.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
No, no, no, no, I kind of like it better now.
I like it better this way.
Speaker 4 (28:20):
I like it a lot better this way.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
Actually, we had seasoning them niggas fought for spice and
didn't use it. That's crazy, week.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
Okay, Bob, what are two rights in the Declaration of Independence?
Speaker 2 (28:40):
You kind so yeah, I can do the first Amendment,
freedom of speech, second mand right to bear arms. I'll
just give you first two.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
No, no, no, I can't.
Speaker 4 (28:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Wait, well, I'm confused now I did not the Bill
of Rights is not part of the Constitution or no declaration.
I'm so stupid. The Constitution again, so to rights in
psychopically of the direcularation of independence. Shoot, I'm kind of now,
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I'm kind of burned because now my brain won't get
off the Constitution for a hot second.
Speaker 4 (29:37):
I don't like that you.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
It makes it worse because you're like, oh, you're already
said it like no earlier I know, I know, and
now it's just like, no, I just said all of
the Bill of Rights and ship you bitch.
Speaker 4 (29:48):
Don't do that to me.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
Sorry, you fuck me up past. It's life liberty. I
knew that, and I said it obviously. You just fucking
confused me. You're like, oh, you said it, all right, No,
you confuse me more because I'm just like, no, the
Bill of Rights du'ty mm hm anny, damn.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
What is freedom of religion?
Speaker 4 (30:16):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (30:16):
Fuck you?
Speaker 4 (30:17):
Freedom to practice whichever religion you choose. That's not even fair.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
You give him all the easy ones.
Speaker 4 (30:26):
All you have.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
I've answered most of yours.
Speaker 5 (30:30):
The fun.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
Okay, I'm ready.
Speaker 4 (30:37):
What you got for me?
Speaker 1 (30:40):
What is the economic system in the United States? Capitalism,
the capitalist economy.
Speaker 4 (30:49):
More.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
You can also say.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Market market to commony free market economy, but it's mostly both.
It's it's more free market, but capitalist as a term
that we use much better than everything else available. And
boil bar is just New York trying to go the
wrong way with that one.
Speaker 4 (31:09):
Shocker.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
Honey, what is the rule of law?
Speaker 4 (31:17):
Due process? Right to do process?
Speaker 2 (31:21):
Does he even live here anymore?
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Now he's been out? Is that your final answer?
Speaker 2 (31:30):
You want to t try to give him another shot?
Speaker 1 (31:35):
Think of law is think simpler, like the actual overall law, Like,
what is one thing everyone needs to do about law?
Speaker 4 (31:49):
About law?
Speaker 2 (31:51):
It's it's much something than you think. That's all right,
more so to keep going going a lot simpler. I mean,
that was ridiculously simple.
Speaker 4 (32:05):
The rule of law. I've never even seen that phrase
that pass.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Everyone must follow the law. Leaders must obey the law,
government must obey the law, and nobody is above the law.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
That's all it was. Okay, that's just like I don't
want to give it to you because saying a word
would have gave it away.
Speaker 4 (32:36):
Just follow the law.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
It's just simple like that.
Speaker 4 (32:40):
I was thinking that courtroom proceedings too.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
Far ahead, I'm ready.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
Name one branch or part of the government judicial elect
of elective, yes, judas, Congress, legislative, president, executive, and the courts.
So yes, good job.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
I knew that one. I know that I knew the
three branches executive being part of presidential, judicial, courts or courts,
Supreme courts.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
Henny mm hm, who is in charge of the executive brand?
Speaker 2 (33:30):
Well, goddamn, I wish I didn't just say all that
like out loud. I'm sure you would have gotten anyway,
but I feel like it was just like I just said,
all the information giving away answers, keep your mouth shut.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
Goddamn it?
Speaker 2 (33:49):
All right, what you got for me?
Speaker 1 (33:52):
What are the two parts of the US Congress?
Speaker 2 (34:04):
Fuck the names senators in House?
Speaker 4 (34:11):
Right?
Speaker 1 (34:13):
Yes, the Senate and House of Represented Representatives.
Speaker 4 (34:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
I was looking at you and it was just like,
I assume you're trying to do the House, and I
was like the White House. No sleep alone. Stop trying
to help me. I know what I'm doing. I'm better
off out there.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
How many US senators are there? Is it? It's more
than you think for a state, It's more than you think.
Speaker 4 (34:49):
The Senate.
Speaker 3 (34:50):
How based the Senate? I guess a dumb three days number.
Ye m six, No, seventy.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
Two lower.
Speaker 4 (35:06):
Fifty one.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
One hundred.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
Is the follow up behind is the next question? Yep, yeah,
there's one hundred. I'm curious. What's the follow up question?
Speaker 4 (35:22):
Wait, so it's two from every state?
Speaker 2 (35:23):
Right, Yeah, he has said you overthought it, I said
to Firth state. Damn it, I'm saying to say it
was the number. The question was the number.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
Who does a US senator represent the state?
Speaker 3 (35:40):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (35:45):
Yes, all people in the states.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
Well, yeah, the people of the state. I'm sorry if
that's that's more ankle, but it's the state.
Speaker 4 (35:52):
They are the middleman.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
They're supposed to represent you, and they do a terrible
job at it, trust me, because they only represent the
big cities in your state, like Illinois. Well now, I'm sorry, God,
damn it.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
Why do some states have more representatives than other states?
Speaker 4 (36:16):
Size? Well, yeah, that was kind of obvious.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
State population, they have more people and some states that's double.
It says they have more people and some states have
more people.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
Yeah, this is the same thing. So either of those
answers would have been Okay. See, I think we're in
so far. So most for the most part, were.
Speaker 4 (36:42):
Okay, I mean they have on the boat already.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
To continue.
Speaker 4 (36:49):
You were born here, I mean I passed it before.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
Yeah, I guess we elected president for how many years?
Speaker 2 (36:59):
Four years? Them re up for the eight two turn limits.
Wish they had that for everybody else, though, it's not
if you know a little bit about what's going on,
he can't change it has no ability.
Speaker 1 (37:16):
What is the name of the President of the United
States right now?
Speaker 2 (37:20):
Full name?
Speaker 4 (37:22):
Donald J.
Speaker 2 (37:23):
There you go, what is the Jamesonford? That's not.
Speaker 4 (37:30):
What I mean, Donald Jerome Trump.
Speaker 2 (37:33):
I wasn't surprised because they get hit like I got hit.
Speaker 4 (37:39):
What do you breathe?
Speaker 1 (37:42):
I'm pretty sure John though, I think that.
Speaker 4 (37:46):
Sounds about right different though.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
That's differ then if you pop out a new ring.
I'm not going to be mad. I feel like he
could right away, like as soon as I his names.
Speaker 4 (38:00):
You're wrong.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
Who's the commander in chief?
Speaker 1 (38:03):
Yeah? Who's the commander in chief of the military?
Speaker 2 (38:06):
Only the one and only president in our faith, our contexts.
Speaker 4 (38:11):
Donald Trump.
Speaker 2 (38:13):
By the way, just a side note for people who
are are stupid, just throwing that out there as as
some current event. Shit, Donald D. Trump, the president, commander
in chief, can't drop bombs on any country he wants to. Yes,
he cannot, matter how, no matter how poorly he does it.
Because apparently he missed no that was that was that
was unfactual information. They had nobody's to stand on that.
(38:35):
They got that from one individual that said they didn't
finish it out, and then they went into double check
and them bitches is gone. CNN likes to get a
quick headline and have their headlines aren't accurate.
Speaker 4 (38:47):
They actually think they get rid of them.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
No, because you know why people like those clicks. People
were so quick to want to shoot on him for that,
and then they were like, who cares about the information
on the headline. Actually I had to resend the entire article.
That article is gone because it's that inaccurate. Now those
I have time to fact check it. Just sometimes you
just got to ask two people. The first question is
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is how do you know? And then if they don't know,
hey see, and then how do you know? Somebody told me?
All right, I'll wait till somebody else tells me something.
Speaker 4 (39:26):
Else, just in case.
Speaker 1 (39:30):
Okay, honey, what does the ju judicial branch do.
Speaker 4 (39:37):
Corproceedings? Maybe like kind of not like non federal state
level court. No, now you're you're walking.
Speaker 1 (39:50):
Now you're doing too much. But reviews law, explains law,
resolves disputes and disagreements, decides if a law goes against
the Constitution. So you're kind of right.
Speaker 2 (40:04):
The first one, it was, it was close.
Speaker 4 (40:08):
It was close.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
Give my half a point, a.
Speaker 1 (40:10):
Point you need the point, Okay, Bob. What is the
highest court in the United States?
Speaker 2 (40:18):
Supreme maybe Supreme Court with I think we still have
seven justices currently. I don't know if they have that
on that little sheet.
Speaker 4 (40:27):
I don't know if the word quartet of court bros.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
The other day, Oh, my goodness, legal jargon. Uh, do
you have a favorite?
Speaker 4 (40:45):
Do I have a favorite?
Speaker 2 (40:46):
Justice? Fu?
Speaker 4 (40:51):
Ally of justice? Who's judge man?
Speaker 2 (41:01):
Judge dread dumb ass judge man attack mode Hanny Stern.
Speaker 1 (41:07):
What are the two major political parties in the United States?
Speaker 4 (41:11):
The Elephants and the Balkys Democratsive?
Speaker 2 (41:17):
Do you know one of the ether ones?
Speaker 4 (41:19):
Uh? Independent, postpartisan?
Speaker 2 (41:21):
Independent is not a party, is it? Actually? I don't know.
Speaker 4 (41:25):
They might not.
Speaker 2 (41:26):
The Green Party, Libertarians the other one, which is dumb
they are the worst.
Speaker 4 (41:35):
Libertarian party is probably the worst. And Independent.
Speaker 2 (41:37):
Yeah, honestly, independence pretty stupid too though.
Speaker 1 (41:42):
Yeah, there are four amendments to the Constitution about who
can vote. Describe one of them, just one.
Speaker 2 (41:53):
I don't remember the number, but we do have an
amendment that allowed women to vote, which I wish we
would have got rid of, but they got it.
Speaker 4 (42:01):
They got it.
Speaker 2 (42:05):
I'm sorry, there's another amendment.
Speaker 4 (42:09):
There's so much shit.
Speaker 3 (42:10):
There would be different because if you actually looked at
stats the number of white women that voted for Trump.
A lot of women period, but specifically white and Mexican
women voted for Trump.
Speaker 2 (42:24):
It's a little skewed. So Mexican, Hispanics and minorities voted
for Trump at an all time high. White women typically
only vote Democrat. They really believe in white guilt, so
they almost.
Speaker 3 (42:40):
Out of the number that voted for him. The white
woman's standard was high. But maybe not this year, but
last time it was incredibly.
Speaker 2 (42:47):
The first time around, Yes, this one was high, but
people were only saying that because they because he mentioned abortion,
so people thought they were going to go against them,
and all he said was I'm not gonna deal with abortion,
which people don't again don't read headlines or don't read
past headlines. They're like, he's talking about abortion. He was like, no,
abortion is not a fucking federal problem. That's your problem.
Speaker 4 (43:09):
You deal with it.
Speaker 2 (43:11):
Answer. Oh, women being able to vote, which I wish
they couldn't, but yes, y'all be sucking up.
Speaker 1 (43:20):
I mean yeah, uh, citizens eighteen and older can vote.
Speaker 4 (43:25):
Yes, that's another one.
Speaker 1 (43:27):
You don't have to pay blacks, any citizen can vote.
Speaker 2 (43:31):
That's when that's any right.
Speaker 1 (43:33):
I'm sorry, a male citizen of any race.
Speaker 2 (43:40):
Which that I don't know who came first, but I'm
pretty sure women came before black people. I don't know
for sure. That's that's a that's an interesting question a
little bit.
Speaker 4 (43:54):
Because the women of any race, I feel like they
would have put that below the me.
Speaker 2 (44:01):
That's possible because voting was tied to military, So it's
possible that black men came first. I don't know, don't care.
Not everybody should be able to vote, but they can.
Speaker 1 (44:16):
Okay, An, what are two rights of everyone living in
the United States?
Speaker 4 (44:25):
Right to do process?
Speaker 2 (44:28):
You need to get off that one man that ship.
Speaker 4 (44:32):
Don't be getting upel.
Speaker 2 (44:35):
Getting up getting the book through at him, right, No,
that's due process. If they got the book throwing at him,
they went through the process. Of getting the book thrown.
Oh Jesus Christ, you went through a process. It was
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just a quicken, not your your favorite. That's two different things.
Mmmm right, damn nigga pick more.
Speaker 1 (45:11):
Can you do right now?
Speaker 4 (45:12):
Freedom of assembly, of freedom, protest.
Speaker 1 (45:14):
That's one protests assembly, But yes, due process is one
of them.
Speaker 2 (45:22):
Right to remain silent. Nobody has that, nobody will. Everybody
has that. Nobody chooses to use it, use it often.
I use them to still get in trouble. That's the
crazy thing.
Speaker 1 (45:37):
So it's freedom of expression, speech, assembly, petition of the government, religion,
and the right to bear arms.
Speaker 4 (45:47):
It's the first.
Speaker 2 (45:48):
That's literally just the first, too. Plethora of the underneath.
Speaker 4 (45:52):
Pretty much.
Speaker 2 (45:53):
If you just say the right to you're almost going
to be accurate. Although there's people in the where they
say they have a right to an abortion and you don't.
Speaker 4 (46:00):
That is not a right, dumbass.
Speaker 2 (46:02):
You have the ability to get an abortion, it's not
a right.
Speaker 1 (46:09):
What is one reason colonists came to America?
Speaker 4 (46:14):
Lack of a map?
Speaker 2 (46:16):
Nah, that was the reason why Columbus got here.
Speaker 4 (46:19):
Nah.
Speaker 2 (46:20):
He only got here because he was looking for India.
So that wasn't lack of a map. He was trying
to find a shortcut. But the colonists came mostly for
freedom of religion. They wanted to practice religion elsewhere.
Speaker 1 (46:32):
Yep, you also have just general freedom, political liberty, religious freedom,
economic opportunities, escape prosecution, and to practice their religion.
Speaker 4 (46:50):
Almost like a good chunk of them. We're all just
religious based.
Speaker 2 (46:54):
They really didn't like Christians over there, and the rise
of French weren't helping you.
Speaker 1 (47:01):
Okay, Henny, why did the colonists fight the British.
Speaker 4 (47:08):
Man?
Speaker 3 (47:08):
I wish I got that one. Independence turned out because
we fucked their tea. I mean, those are all.
Speaker 2 (47:22):
Kind of taxes, mostly taxes, fuck them in their taxes.
It's because of specifically the fucking t tax and the
stamp tax really pushed us off paper.
Speaker 1 (47:34):
Tax and then they try to do sugar sugar tax, but.
Speaker 2 (47:37):
That was that one didn't last long. That was specifically
because they were the English were running out of money
because of the French Revolution war that they got attached to.
Speaker 1 (47:49):
But it's because of high taxes, taxation without representation, because
the British army stayed in their houses and because they
didn't have self government.
Speaker 2 (48:05):
They just kicked in the door and was like, yeah, no,
that was That was one rule that British soldiers couldn't
stay wherever they wanted in the colonies because they didn't
have a home and they weren't gonna build hotels warm
coming in your house.
Speaker 4 (48:19):
Damn. I thought the whi Ams have been a kicking dose.
Speaker 2 (48:21):
That was a British bitches and it shows a lot
about us as current Americans. We spend so much money
on taxes. Them niggas say you tax tea, kick your ass,
not my tea.
Speaker 4 (48:38):
Time Connecticut, New Hampshire and Dakotas.
Speaker 2 (48:45):
The Dakotas.
Speaker 4 (48:47):
Dakota wasn't wasn't there just one Dakota at back then?
The Kotas way the funk over there.
Speaker 1 (48:55):
They didn't go west for a while.
Speaker 2 (48:57):
That's way west. I think you're thinking of the Carolina's my.
Speaker 4 (49:01):
Friend, Dakota's over there, Carolina.
Speaker 1 (49:05):
Oh shit, what they both have North and south.
Speaker 2 (49:10):
That's all he heard, was.
Speaker 6 (49:11):
Like north to south, Dakota's get him out of here,
save one more time because.
Speaker 4 (49:17):
New Hampshire, Connecticut, and I will.
Speaker 1 (49:21):
Give you the Carolinas.
Speaker 2 (49:22):
But yes, that's it, that's hilarious. Dakota's. Well, if you
gotta kick that America off of Dakota's. I would have laughed,
like this ship was legit and that was the one
you got wrong. I'm like, you know what, it's okay,
you got Dakotas.
Speaker 4 (49:40):
Get about here.
Speaker 1 (49:45):
All right?
Speaker 4 (49:45):
Oh my god?
Speaker 1 (49:47):
What is one thing that your boy, Benjamin Franklin is.
Speaker 2 (49:50):
Oh I could do this all day, man, ben is
my boy missed a one hundo himself being one of
the founder fathers without being a president. I don't care
what anybody says. That's a skill for sure. Being a
congressman technically was a center at one point going over
to I think he went over to France to pick
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up for our soldiers for us at one point during
the Revolutionary War. If you want to go with the
key and kite thing with the electricity, that's another thing.
He's quite famous for own multiple general stores. There was
a dude.
Speaker 4 (50:27):
The dude have money.
Speaker 2 (50:30):
And he liked the fuck old bitches. Little known fact
statement of Bengamin Franklin. Women age from the head down
the bottom is always good. And I'm not making that side.
The man loved fucking old bitches, So you got something
to common with big old it said. The face might
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be Buzsted, but the bottom hand still moist.
Speaker 1 (50:54):
You don't got to look at the face when they
turned around.
Speaker 2 (50:57):
That's literally a line. That's a that's a been Franklin bar.
Speaker 1 (51:03):
Okay, but yes, one of the things. He was a
US diplomat, oldest member of the Constitutional Convention.
Speaker 4 (51:13):
Sorry I forgot to mention that.
Speaker 1 (51:14):
First Postmaster General of the United States.
Speaker 3 (51:18):
I'm saying old bitches, and at his age he was
twenty seven. Oh, none of them niggas was old.
Speaker 1 (51:26):
I don't think most of them were even in their thirties.
Speaker 2 (51:29):
No, none were in the thirties. A lot of people
were just like founding fathers. They were founding adults, which
I don't know what they looking at you outside of
listening to this podcast, Maybe get your shit together. Them
niggas started the whole ass country and you can't get
out your bed at six o'clock in the morning, like
get your priority straight.
Speaker 4 (51:48):
Now.
Speaker 2 (51:48):
It was Wigs. They weren't great haired, they were profashion
hey man Potter. Wigs was the ship back of the day.
Big Ben was my guy, Henny.
Speaker 1 (52:03):
Who is the father? There you go, who is the
father of our country?
Speaker 2 (52:07):
Big George stopped down the cherry tree across the Delaware.
First President, first Commander in Chief also fought for the
British in their original war.
Speaker 4 (52:19):
A lot of people don't know that.
Speaker 2 (52:20):
Also widely known as being very stupid, very incoherent and stupid.
I mean they legit thought he was he had no.
Speaker 1 (52:30):
Yeah, which I guess weren't. Actually wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (52:33):
No, they weren't. They were not wouldn't that was but
they were.
Speaker 1 (52:37):
Not placed properly.
Speaker 2 (52:39):
They were false teeth, wooden teeth. And apparently he didn't
have a cherry tree. But I'm gonna keep that one.
Speaker 4 (52:45):
I like the cherry tree store.
Speaker 2 (52:49):
Bob last question, that's it?
Speaker 1 (52:52):
Name one war fought by the United States in the
eighteen hundreds. So yep, yeah, the War of It, Mexican
American War, Civil War, and Spanish American War.
Speaker 2 (53:09):
We bust everybody ass in a hundred years time.
Speaker 6 (53:13):
That's what five wars never lost, Cassidy, we big ball
brothers man never lost.
Speaker 2 (53:25):
It wasn't we didn't leave.
Speaker 3 (53:26):
Speaking of holy well, you might be happy, but holy fuck.
They traded Lonzo for a nobody. Good for nobody. I've
never heard of this nigga a day of my life.
God damn it. We've traded him for a nigga with
one less point permitted than him.
Speaker 2 (53:45):
It's not it's not what it might be. He might
got he might actually play weird. Might be healthy, like
a healthy player that is from the three League. Look, man,
he might be healthy.
Speaker 1 (54:01):
And so with that, how did you feel like you did?
Speaker 4 (54:05):
Like, I'm on the first thing smoking, I tripped up
on a few. I'm not gonna lie. You got tripped
up on.
Speaker 2 (54:13):
Get into its phraseology? You got me on phraseology, that's true.
Speaker 1 (54:17):
But yeah, this is directly for the tests that people
take when they come here and apply for citisztenship. But
most of the stuff, I mean, we learned in school.
That's why it was a lot easier. I think is
it's fresh when you're in school.
Speaker 2 (54:33):
And then I think it's easier for them.
Speaker 3 (54:35):
It's easier as an adult because you've got cognitive adult
brain to try and remember this. Yeah, I niggas couldn't
remember past sixth period.
Speaker 2 (54:44):
All I'm saying is I ain't thought about that any
of them questions and answers and oh but two decades exactly.
So I'm back on my original bull. Y'all gotta try harder, man,
It ain't that hard, Like, yeah, I got like three
wrong over. Ain't looked at this in like seventeen years.
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You couldn't read the family man. I feel like Google.
Speaker 4 (55:11):
I know they gave you a steady.
Speaker 2 (55:12):
Guy, That's what I'm saying, a study guy like athest
with the answers, so like you could at least memorize
the bitches. You can't memorize a hundred real quick, real
quick talk to your friends and neighbors, like we got
you if you want to be in this bitch, it
ain't that hard, That's all I'm saying. Like I tripped
up on some semantics I could have probably.
Speaker 4 (55:32):
I don't think they let immigrants in the library. Why not?
Speaker 2 (55:35):
Yeah, no, you can't go to the library. It's the
public lighting library.
Speaker 3 (55:39):
Because motherfucker stopped me every time I forget my card,
so I sold the card and fucking Ricardo too. Shit,
I'm sorry that I get fucking They cursed me out
when I forget my fucking card at home.
Speaker 2 (55:54):
I don't think I've ever been niggas from my card.
Oh like that that's serious. If they've ever asked.
Speaker 3 (56:00):
Me for my library, I've gotten pressed on the way in.
I've gotten pressed going into a library more times than
I would like to.
Speaker 2 (56:07):
That's crazy. I don't think I've ever been pressed on
the way in.
Speaker 1 (56:11):
Like if you're trying to take books out, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (56:13):
No, even if I take stuff out, I'd be like,
I ain't got my credit my credit card, my library card,
don't look my ship up.
Speaker 6 (56:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (56:20):
Yeah, they didn't put your name in seventy ninth and
King drive that. It's like, it's the club.
Speaker 3 (56:25):
No, you got press, you got motherfucking this is more
credentials type ship.
Speaker 4 (56:32):
Maybe they being a pre.
Speaker 2 (56:35):
I'll be chilling and so that maybe that should be
the like our lesson of the day is get a
library car for show. Like the library is dope. I
love a library. There's so much more than that boy,
that boy than most people understand. From books. You needed comics,
video games, attraction tickets which people still don't know. Yeah,
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you can go to museum. You can get museum tickets
from the library for free. They don't charge you anything
for any of that stuff. So all the stuff that
you're paying for. I'm not one for taking money from
the government, but if it's sitting there.
Speaker 4 (57:11):
Go get it.
Speaker 2 (57:12):
Like you can go to the museums in the city, museums,
the zoo.
Speaker 4 (57:17):
All that.
Speaker 2 (57:20):
Go to the library and ask for a ticket, they'll
get you one. There's zero reasons not to experience something
and learn something when the library is full free one day.
Speaker 4 (57:29):
I want to take the boat tour.
Speaker 2 (57:30):
You should do that twice. Two architecture tours, two speed boats.
Done the speedboat toys, but the architecture tours nice.
Speaker 4 (57:41):
I love that. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (57:42):
The biggest takeaway here is the Internet's great, but books
is gonna be your best option to retaining this information.
Speaker 2 (57:51):
So read.
Speaker 4 (57:52):
People use the internet for something more than porn.
Speaker 2 (57:56):
That's reels and memes.
Speaker 4 (57:59):
Yah.
Speaker 3 (58:00):
Yeah, I mean watch our shorts. Of course, watch our reels,
but but do something else after that.
Speaker 2 (58:06):
That's all. I don't think there's anything wrong with taking,
you know, thirty minutes to be on the internet the bullshit,
but learn something, read something, Read something past the headlines.
I know you're reading the news on the internet. Just
when you see the headline, click that bitch and then
read three sentences and I sort of got the whole
article of change. It's all you really gotta do. You
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ever been clickbaited before?
Speaker 1 (58:28):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (58:29):
No shit, the news is doing it too. They're really
good at it. They kind of started it. We just
adopted it. We looked at the news and were like,
we could do that, and then we just started clickbaita
on YouTube videos. You know they've been they've been in
this game for some years. Look at the newspaper headline.
Speaker 4 (58:47):
That's all the got it do. Man.
Speaker 2 (58:49):
If you not watch Spider Man.
Speaker 3 (58:52):
Or one piece, they lie about they blame shit on
the show hats all the time.
Speaker 2 (58:57):
That's all it is, man, So read something, learned you something.
And for the immigrants who happened to might be listening
to the show, I mean we fucked up a few
questions without studying.
Speaker 4 (59:09):
What's your excused or use as a study? Guy?
Speaker 2 (59:14):
I mean yeah you could.
Speaker 4 (59:16):
You know.
Speaker 1 (59:16):
I gave you the answers to the ones.
Speaker 2 (59:18):
So so let we knocked out thirty of them boys
for you, thirty month ago, sixty five hundred likes, and
we'll do the rest of the test. Now, here's the question,
the question before the end of the episode, which country
should we pick the do day test.
Speaker 4 (59:39):
I want to do Japan. I thought about Japan, but
I feel like Canada's right there.
Speaker 2 (59:44):
I feel like Canada is too easy and I'm gonna
be pissed. I feel like there's propaganda.
Speaker 1 (59:52):
I would say the hardest ones.
Speaker 4 (59:54):
Probably the hardest one gotta be Rooskies Africa.
Speaker 2 (59:57):
I was thinking because they ain't got no real not
like no real history, but like everything I'm gonna read
is always real history.
Speaker 4 (01:00:04):
They got so much. They were the first documentary.
Speaker 2 (01:00:07):
That's that's not what I mean. What I mean, it's like,
it's like their history is so wild that I'm not
gonna believe habits and I'm reading that's more of what
I mean. It's like, oh shit, that's all them.
Speaker 4 (01:00:18):
Okay, I feel like too and common to blow your mind.
Speaker 2 (01:00:21):
Yeah, what I'm saying, it's like, man, it's a lot
of weird ass information.
Speaker 3 (01:00:26):
But I feel like, I mean, niggas get buried with
their gold and then snakes, like that might be the
thing that connects us. Most niggas are so skeptical that
they got to put booby traps in their graves. Sounds
like a lot of black leno what I'm saying. I
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know the Africans hate.
Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
Us, you can bear in all Africans Egyptians.
Speaker 4 (01:00:52):
No, but this was one of the only ones with
wild burial ships out there.
Speaker 2 (01:00:57):
Asians got them beat by a long shot fifty fifty.
Though again, I'm not saying Africans. I'm not saying Egyptians
aren't Africans, but I'm not saying that all the Gypsums
are niggas. It's a difference, that's true. It was the
Punic Wars were a thing. Just throwing that out there.
(01:01:18):
They were fair skinned and they were more like Middle
Easterns than they were niggas. Sorry, but on that note, our.
Speaker 4 (01:01:26):
Middle Eastern is not more Nigga than they are Caucasian. No.
Speaker 2 (01:01:30):
Well yeah, but they're also Asian considered Asians, so I
don't think anybody's considered Middle Lisians Caucasian.
Speaker 4 (01:01:39):
Grew.
Speaker 3 (01:01:39):
Look, man, people are doing a lot of funny shit
with paperwork these days. I can't call it.
Speaker 2 (01:01:43):
No, No, they're one hundred percent considered ations considered Asians
before they're considered anything else.
Speaker 4 (01:01:50):
They're the worst Asians. Throw that out though, Oh no,
them New Zealands.
Speaker 2 (01:01:58):
That's true because they would be considered Pacific Islanders an.
Speaker 4 (01:02:01):
Asian so Oceania ship.
Speaker 2 (01:02:06):
We'll see y'all next time. I don't want to get
in any more trouble
So the US didn't actually declare Independence Day on fourth
of July.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
John Adams thought that the Independence Day would be July second,
but the document was adopted on July fourth, and that's
why we celebrate on the fourth. But the the document
wasn't officially signed until a year later.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
So on top of the fact that people weren't everybody
always thinks everybody was in the same room at the
same time, and they weren't.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
I mean, I'm not shocked by revisionist history whatsoever.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
It's not revision's history. It's lazy history. It's a difference. Yeah,
so it was known. We all knew it.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
I ain't know that ship. That ship today.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
That's it right now. But that's abdump sh it though.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
That's why I was like, I'm that's surprise, but well,
swim numbers, I'm not. It's not it's not revision history.
It's one of those things where people don't know the
whole step. So we just picked it. It's like everything American.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
We just picked them many A world history classes and
they skipped over that shit.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Yeah, not mine, not mine.
Speaker 4 (01:13):
Mine.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Always clearly were like, hey, they started the document here,
we wrote most of this out here, we like this day,
so we're gonna declare this today and then we're gonna finish.
It's government. Sorry, the government has never been good at
what they do since day one. Mind you. A lot
of people think that July fourth was the end of
the war. No, it wasn't. We were still fighting. We
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were just like, oh, so now that we're done saying
this is just for taxes, it's independence. So we declared
this the independence day, and this is what we're fighting
for from henceforth.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
That's why June tenth is a whole calendar here later. Yeah,
that the fuck that part is. I've watched movies and documentaries.
Some of them niggas didn't.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Know they were free.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
No, nobody gave them the patch notes.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Nobody came but up there, didn't say oh y'all good.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
No, there were still people working several years after.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Yeah, I definitely until like seventy three. Yep.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
I can tell you a few people because my granddad
was one of them.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Like that's crazy, but yeah, new suppression, Like like I
get it.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Makes a new suppression again. People forget that it wasn't
the internet back then, so it wasn't just like, oh,
it was on the news, and everybody called it. No,
there was a lot of.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Dudes on to write it, printed and then manually distribute it.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
So information moved quite slow.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
The whites couldn't read, so what the fuck is? Oh yeah,
they're gonna fact check me.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
So going to that. John Adams he wrote a letter
to his wife to tell her and celebrate with her
that July second and was going to be a big
monumental day in history.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
That turned out it wasn't jump the gun. My friend
jumped the gun.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
I'm honestly shocked that as much news got delivered as
it did back in that day. Honestly, don't forget the
British are coming was a signal by two fucking lights,
one light for this and one light.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
For that, and one nigga on the horse.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
And they funked up. And mind you, that wasn't even accurate.
A lot of people, Yeah, he didn't just run through
the streets on a horse. That was also people played
it up because it's a better story.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
I mean, yeah, so what actually happened? No, he just
was nonsense.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
I think he told like three people we should.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
One thousand percent come up with nonsense news. I'd beat
the weather man I think I could get it right
as much as these niggas on.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
The app if you just guess I said, if that's
all you did, was just like I feel like, no,
just read the app. Just read the other app. It's
the same shit. You ain't got to do nothing else.
Fast A look at the map right here. No, I
mean I was for a while out. It's too early
at that. No, I kind of knew most of that
(04:10):
information ahead of time. That was It was one of
my favorite parts of this. Yeah, because I feel like
you'd be into the like you be into the headlines,
and me and Kelly are the two individuals that you
know that read past the headline. It's just like you
gotta I gotta read it.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
Don't hurt you time. Sometimes I just I just go past, Like, oh,
I bring it up the bout. Ain't nothing wrong with that.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
I'm just saying, like, for the people who read the
headline to get mad, don't get mad. Of course, that's all.
But Yeah, that's a good information. I appreciate that that
was one of the few facts that you brought up
that actually that whole era of like information is not
bad information, just not well told.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
I'm glad that even the revisionists are adding in that
Christopher Columbus was full of.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Not full of ship, but diabolic as a turnout, like
to use because a lot of people hate Christopher Columbus
and no offense. I'm a I'm a man of history
and I'm one of those dudes there is like you
can hate him, but I'm glad he did what he did.
I mean, yeah, because I'd have been stuck in Africa
as a slave. Still, and I'm kind of good still.
Speaker 4 (05:27):
They still twenty five, still got slavery. Damn.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
They have demo slaves actually of all like of all time.
Right now, go back to the motherland. You might not
make it out. So now I'm I'm kind of good
on the motherland. They got lions, tigers and bears and slaves.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
I'm cool.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
And hippos right, and hippos I'll pass on up.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
Don't don't cross the hip hop now.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
And just hungry, hungry, and they not.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Most and they're not that slow. A lot of people
think they slow them boys is forty four fifties.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
They is man pretty fucking rude just in general, like
pretty like like naturally aggressive for some reason.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
No, I'm cool, I'm cool. So then with all of
the historical facts, that's that. That's another one that you
might have learned today. Yeah, Africa currently has the most
slaves of all time. And I mean, like if you're
talking about the translator.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
Whatever, like, do the Irish still have slaves?
Speaker 2 (06:31):
No, I think it's mostly mostly Africa. I think there's
a handful of Saudi or not Saudi Rable, but like
one in the Middle Eastern countries. They don't consider them
slaves though, but Africa can still consider slave slaves like
they bought and own yopunk ass. So yeah, I'm cool
on that. I'm very cool on that. Come on, man,
(06:53):
you know about the blood diamonds and all that, like
all that's still yeah, that's was the nineties. They didn't
just drop that shit out of nowhere.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
They're over fifty million people in slavery as of twenty twenty.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
One, twenty seven ship a million.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Twenty seven million of them are forced labor, and twenty
two million is forced marriages.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
So if you're oh, yeah, considered slavery, yeah, fuck the
rest of the Middle East.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
And Africa.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
A lot of players in Korea, North Korea too.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
I didn't yeah, no, I didn't think about marriages India, China.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
India, China, China's not as bad as Russia.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
Really, Russia raised marriage.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Oh yeah, that makes sense because they're they're really being
on bloodline too, so that kind of makes sense.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
God damn.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
So yeah again, I'm one of those dudes that'd be like,
I understand everybody that be mad in the streets and protesting,
but sometimes you got to pick the winning team. And
we kind of chilling right now. If I got the
luxury to bitch, I think I'm winning that.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
She was my third my first world problem.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
All right, you ready to go with the show, Let's
do it. Welcome back to another episode of the Nonsense Podcast.
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Speaker 2 (09:40):
You realize it takes a lot longer for your your
names to scroll across the bottom. That little take up
by the way, chatting the dunk is over here. We're
all here.
Speaker 4 (09:53):
It's been a.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Minute that you've done that. You've been a minute since
you've done the whole nickname b How y'all doing today?
All good?
Speaker 4 (10:01):
Everybody?
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Well, well, well let's just say this way. It's folk
in July week. It's a short week.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
Very short week, because I'm off work completely.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Are you?
Speaker 3 (10:15):
I mean, I'm off work, but I'm always even when
i'm off my mom. So I'm gonna be in these streets.
If you're in the Chicago Land area, please request the
ubers ship.
Speaker 4 (10:27):
Please, I need to support.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Please agree most people ask for Twitch donations.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
I won't be live because I'll be in the streets,
which I was live, but.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
I'll be in the streets. That's funny, That's very funny.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
A short week, a great week, A hectic weekend for sure,
for sure.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Let's you know what challenge Let's keep everybody alive.
Speaker 4 (10:56):
That's what the July Stay Alive challenge crazy.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Let's stay alive, check on your people.
Speaker 4 (11:04):
Charge, staying outlive, staying alive.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
This not in the sweet Home Chicago. I'll be staying
in line because I'm gonna be in the house sitting
like the front founder fathers once told me to you.
Is what I'm saying. Be still, that's a peace. Be still,
and my piece is gonna make you be still. Keep
playing with me. How y'all doing? How you doing? I
(11:30):
don't ask you enough?
Speaker 4 (11:31):
What are you doing?
Speaker 2 (11:31):
What's going on in your life?
Speaker 1 (11:33):
I'm good. Like you said, it's gonna be a hectic weekend,
but it's gonna be fun.
Speaker 4 (11:37):
It's gonna be hot.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
It's gonna be hot, it's gonna be lovely. We got
fourth of July. I'm going to ren Fest this week.
Are you coming?
Speaker 3 (11:47):
I had no fucking clue I told you about it.
You probably just forgotten. Yeah, Sunday, Sunday, Sunday, be there,
be there.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
No, I don't think so that's it's okay. I'm not
making you. I'm just saying like, I'm definitely going and
the most important Woo World Order one more day of
Wu Tang Man, I mean yes, right, so no double
the concert, so Wu Tang Monday and then Saturday. That Saturday?
(12:21):
Was that the fourth? Is that the fourth?
Speaker 4 (12:23):
Fifth?
Speaker 2 (12:23):
The fifth? Ozzie slash showing to technically yes, streaming streaming,
but yes, yeah it's a paper. They're doing the pay
for you. So I get to see Ozzie performed one
last time. It's a ship ton of bands and I'm
looking forward to see from Alison Chains to my boys,
lamb of God.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
God damn, and I can't wait for that. It's not
like a.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Sun up to Sunday, so I'm kind of looking forward
to that. So I mean, you're more than welcome if
you just want to sit in on it. We got
two replays, I would I'm going to enjoy every second
of that. Well, like we got to talk later. We
might have to reschedule when we record, because that's what
might I might pull up either order. I just want
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to make sure we watch, and that's all. I want
to make sure I don't miss a minute of that.
So two good concerts and Renfest plus fourth of July.
I don't think you can ask for much more on
one weekend. I almost want to call off the whole
week so I could sleep, so I could be ready
because I'm getting old. But that's at least our weekend.
What you got going on in life? What's your candy?
Speaker 4 (13:31):
Update? On?
Speaker 3 (13:32):
Man the streets? I'm marking, I'm over and give me
five stars. Somebody, for the love of God, give me
a tip.
Speaker 4 (13:41):
Let me. The more you tip, the earlier I get
to go home.
Speaker 2 (13:47):
So do you provide extra stuff? I used to throw
water bottles for people. I had a little cooler and stuff.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
I don't at the moment, but I do, like I
want to get a sign. I want to get uh
like gum and ship. I got charged the way my
car is set up, I got chargers in my in
my like middle console. So if you in the back,
if you got your core, you can just plug it.
You ain't gotta talk to me.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
I get like a little basket thing from dollatry and
put it back, then have all the things in it. Yeah,
you know.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
I had a multi charger, so I back in the
day when everybody had a different charger, I had one
for the Apple users.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
The Android uses USBC.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Just in case you got you got one of the
old ass like multi prone whatever you call it. iPhones,
I had that too. If you need to charge, I
got you.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
Nigga still got the lightning cables, which is crazy.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Hey man, welcome to twenty twenty five. Man, update your ship.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
You ain't update your ship. I know, I'm I know,
I'm like the resident Power Ranger fan. Holy fuck, I
would love just a.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
Rich ship slot. Put this motherfucker on a phone.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
You want the home on your wrist?
Speaker 4 (15:04):
Yes, I would love. I am a Power Ranger fan,
and at this point this is more for size. I
would love a.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
Fucking wrisk band with a compartment the sigar slot into.
They definitely have those, and then I can open it
us a computer, close it back and just be fucking walking.
Could also just get a watch, but that kills two
birds in one stone if I just got a fucking
risk attachment that my phoneus like.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
True, But you could also just get the watch that
does all the same stuff, and I'm assuming that you
need to do.
Speaker 3 (15:34):
I mean yes, and it would look a lot nicer
again Ranger fans, So I'm just saying, minds does the
more for bet.
Speaker 2 (15:43):
I switched into Final Fantasy recently, but with text messages
phone calls.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
Because I would actually like to use to open this
motherfucker up and use it as like a risk computer.
Speaker 4 (15:56):
That would be that would be dope to me. Crazy.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
I mean these keyboards. Yeah, I know, you're just trying
to do one extra step.
Speaker 4 (16:05):
I got trying to do the most.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
I mean, look, I'm not I'm not arguing with you, man,
I'm not arguing with you.
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It's okay. I've just said the watches are available. What's up?
Speaker 2 (16:22):
Yeah, because we gotta we got a game today.
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We got a game today.
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Speaker 2 (17:02):
Welcome back to the Donceise Podcast. I'm still Bob, that's
still Hanny Kelly.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
Chad a duck.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Hope y'all enjoyed the show so far, we got a
good game for you. I'm gonna just slowly, I'm gonna
just quickly go ahead and just let you know.
Speaker 4 (17:15):
What it is.
Speaker 2 (17:16):
It's folk at July week, so you know what that means.
American history, American history, my nothing. I would like to
know do we belong here?
Speaker 4 (17:26):
What?
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Remember what I told you a couple of weeks back.
I changed my mind a little bit on it, but
I want to see if we actually belong here in
the first place. So I found the test. I found
the test. I found the actual test. See not what
I mentioned is is I would give you a minute
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to study, but nah, fuck that we American. We've been here,
so we should easily be able to pass the test
of being here. So since it's hard for these these
foreigners and immigrants to pass the test, I just wanted
to double check and make sure on fourth of July week,
are we American enough?
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Are am eles that are fu what?
Speaker 2 (18:16):
She hates that with a passion, because she's like, those
aren't Eagles, they're Hawks, And I'm just like, because.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
I've worked with hawks, and that's all they sound eagles.
Are they do chirps? They don't do.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
With America with the with the eagles sounds great, that's
wrong whatever.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
Oh no, America doing some ship non factual before the
aesthetic can't believe.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Yeah, that's like you're telling them, we're all about the
vibes and aesthetics, baby, and we're gonna continue that trend
by double checking see if we belong here in this country.
So I found the immigration test. This is the actual
immigration went to the government.
Speaker 4 (18:54):
It's not the okay, it's not the consentration.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Move on too far. Did you know that that we
almost had turkeys as our national bird instead of eagles?
Speaker 4 (19:05):
What? Yeah, we stole everything from the natives.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
But I don't even now. I'm kind of curious because
I'm this is a side tangs of all scientags. But
I thought turkeys weren't native to America. I thought they
brought those they are. Okay, it's a lot of stuff
that's not native here. Like everybody thought horses were native
to America and or.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Not been for thousands of years, and they were reintroduced.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
And once once the Columbus boys came over, neither here
nor there. So yeah, so I didn't find a constitution
says this is the actual immigration test. One pulled from
the Government of website and went to the website, pulled
it down, double check, had answers and whatnot on now,
So I pulled it down. Keller put it up on
the screen for us. We got questions. We gonna see
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if we can answer at least most of them. Now,
if I'm not mistaken, you get one of these wrongs,
you don't get to stay here. That's how serious they are.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
There's a h questions, but we're not doing.
Speaker 4 (20:03):
Nothing.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
You can't get nothing wrong now again, I quickly skimmed
them because that's what I was like, because I wanted
to see so I can send them to tell you.
And I looked at how easy they weren't. I'm like,
I don't even want to read these anymore. We just
gonna go off the cuff. These looked way too easy.
So I'm just like, you know, I'm gonna be embarrassed
if I get one wrong. You should definitely be embarrassed
if you get one wrong. Like we live here, I
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don't know what to expect, expect the unexpected, baby, this is.
Speaker 3 (20:30):
Not I feel like I feel like as Americans, we
are in the habit of asking more of others than
we're willing to do.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
So, so what I'm not so I'm already considered. That's
why I didn't want to do this one off the cuff,
because I think a part too is we pick another
country when we take the immigration test, just to see
just so as now now it's no longer just lazy Americans.
I kind of want to try that out. But today
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is fourth of July America. First we go first, So, Kelly,
if you don't mind reading the first questions? Uh, I'll
go first. Fuck it, I'll go first.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
All right, what is the supreme law of the land?
Speaker 4 (21:19):
See already been fucked? Because? Oh what?
Speaker 2 (21:27):
That's an interesting question because I know multiple probable answers.
Speaker 4 (21:34):
No, Justin's no peace.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
I want to say it's the like the freedom, truth,
and the pursuit of happiness. I think it's the correct answer,
but I don't know if that's considered the supreme law
of the land or is that just like the American
dream turn. I'm gonna go with that though, I feel
like that's close enough. What do you think finally, answer,
I'm gonna just stick with it.
Speaker 4 (22:02):
The hell with it.
Speaker 2 (22:03):
It's the first one. It's warm ups you out of here.
Speaker 1 (22:06):
Really the constitution.
Speaker 2 (22:07):
Oh okay, that's what I was trying to figure out.
Speaker 4 (22:10):
That was okay, that was odd word.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Okay, right, I think that's just odd word.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
So that's how they trick you in these types of things.
Speaker 2 (22:17):
True, I'm cool with that as a warm up. See,
that's what I was one. I don't even know if
that was one of those words, whereas its like again,
some of the ones that seem were kind of really ambiguous, abstract,
and I was okay, nice warm up. I'm ready now,
I think I'm ready. Now, all right, Henny, your warm
up question.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
There's a lot of buttons here.
Speaker 4 (22:39):
Here we go.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
The idea and the idea of the self, of the
self government is in the first three words of the constitution.
What are these words?
Speaker 4 (22:54):
First words of the Constitution? Oh uh, first three words.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
I'll tell you this now, the these truths we hold
self evident. That's the ManSpace proclamation.
Speaker 4 (23:20):
Yeah, that's what words.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
It's a lot easier.
Speaker 4 (23:24):
Than your way, more than three words.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
I know.
Speaker 2 (23:27):
I know the answer to this one.
Speaker 4 (23:29):
This shall hereby.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
It's think of think of it. It's super simple. It's
on a thousand bumper stickers.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Think of the heel on the truck shoot, think of
w w E.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
This is actually a w w E bit I'm giving
you no uh you know, no, it's we the people.
We the people hold these truths to be self evidence.
We the people.
Speaker 4 (24:01):
Bumpers. Take a time.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
That one I knew. Why can I get down?
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Okay? Well you both started off rough.
Speaker 5 (24:12):
Yeah, but it's okay, we get into it. I fel
like you picked all the hard ones already here. We
already hear the first one.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
I'm sure.
Speaker 1 (24:24):
Well, do you want to take the next.
Speaker 2 (24:26):
One or no, I'll take the next one. I'm ready,
I'm ready.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
What does the Constitution do? And you can just do
one of the things, Okay?
Speaker 2 (24:39):
I mean the Constitution is the groundwork of our rights
pretty much?
Speaker 1 (24:48):
Yeah six basic uh protect basic rights of Americans?
Speaker 4 (24:53):
So yeah, good job.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
It's not all of them, but it is. It is
the groundworking of our right m I've had to mend
that bitch a few times, is all I'm saying. Forgot
some stuff.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
We'll get into that. Henny, what do we call the
first ten amendments to the Constitution?
Speaker 4 (25:17):
Oh shit, the.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Don't do this to Anyboddy.
Speaker 4 (25:29):
Preamble.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
He was very he is not so sure of himself.
You went to college, right, This is not meant to
be answered. I'm just gcaring that college. It's okay, let's
just ask him. Yeah, I want that to be the
thumb nail. By the way, I just want to make sure.
Don't let me forget that face is the thumb nail
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of to day. I almost want to leave with that
question specifically.
Speaker 4 (26:02):
The preamble is the Bill of Rights?
Speaker 1 (26:06):
The Bill of Rights?
Speaker 2 (26:10):
The first ten, the first teen? I'm pretty sure at
least that's gonna be a question like, what are one
of the first ten amendments or first bills?
Speaker 4 (26:21):
The rights? Whatever? All right, I'm ready. What I got?
Speaker 1 (26:26):
What is one right or freedom from the first ten amendments?
Speaker 2 (26:30):
The freedom of speech?
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Yep, you also got religion, assembly, press, petition of the government.
Speaker 4 (26:40):
Yes, theirs.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
That's two. But you said first ten on their first amendment.
This is his first amendment. Yeah, but it's what it was. No,
she was saying, what is one of the rights of
the first Amendment? The First Amendment encounters multiple things. Freedom
of speech, assembly, press, which a lot of people get
those wrong. Freedom of speech also doesn't give you the
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right to slander. Yeah, two different things.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
Okay, Henny, what does the Declaration of Independence do.
Speaker 4 (27:17):
It?
Speaker 2 (27:18):
That was just like if you sit there confusing it
read the slaves.
Speaker 4 (27:25):
What No?
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Oh wait, I don't like the quote the quotation marks
on there you. I wasn't confusing you.
Speaker 4 (27:36):
There's definitely, there's definitely quotations.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
It has nothing to do with slaves.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
You want to.
Speaker 4 (27:47):
Declaration of independence, independence from Great Britain.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
There you go, announced our independence from Great Britain. Declared
our independence from Great Britain Britain. Geez said that the
United States is true from Great Britain.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
It was just when we declared that we are no
longer in English state.
Speaker 4 (28:10):
Probably probably have been better.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
No, no, no, no, I kind of like it better now.
I like it better this way.
Speaker 4 (28:20):
I like it a lot better this way.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
Actually, we had seasoning them niggas fought for spice and
didn't use it. That's crazy, week.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
Okay, Bob, what are two rights in the Declaration of Independence?
Speaker 2 (28:40):
You kind so yeah, I can do the first Amendment,
freedom of speech, second mand right to bear arms. I'll
just give you first two.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
No, no, no, I can't.
Speaker 4 (28:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (28:55):
Wait, well, I'm confused now I did not the Bill
of Rights is not part of the Constitution or no declaration.
I'm so stupid. The Constitution again, so to rights in
psychopically of the direcularation of independence. Shoot, I'm kind of now,
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I'm kind of burned because now my brain won't get
off the Constitution for a hot second.
Speaker 4 (29:37):
I don't like that you.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
It makes it worse because you're like, oh, you're already
said it like no earlier I know, I know, and
now it's just like, no, I just said all of
the Bill of Rights and ship you bitch.
Speaker 4 (29:48):
Don't do that to me.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
Sorry, you fuck me up past. It's life liberty. I
knew that, and I said it obviously. You just fucking
confused me. You're like, oh, you said it, all right, No,
you confuse me more because I'm just like, no, the
Bill of Rights du'ty mm hm anny, damn.
Speaker 1 (30:13):
What is freedom of religion?
Speaker 4 (30:16):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (30:16):
Fuck you?
Speaker 4 (30:17):
Freedom to practice whichever religion you choose. That's not even fair.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
You give him all the easy ones.
Speaker 4 (30:26):
All you have.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
I've answered most of yours.
Speaker 5 (30:30):
The fun.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
Okay, I'm ready.
Speaker 4 (30:37):
What you got for me?
Speaker 1 (30:40):
What is the economic system in the United States? Capitalism,
the capitalist economy.
Speaker 4 (30:49):
More.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
You can also say.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Market market to commony free market economy, but it's mostly both.
It's it's more free market, but capitalist as a term
that we use much better than everything else available. And
boil bar is just New York trying to go the
wrong way with that one.
Speaker 4 (31:09):
Shocker.
Speaker 1 (31:10):
Honey, what is the rule of law?
Speaker 4 (31:17):
Due process? Right to do process?
Speaker 2 (31:21):
Does he even live here anymore?
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Now he's been out? Is that your final answer?
Speaker 2 (31:30):
You want to t try to give him another shot?
Speaker 1 (31:35):
Think of law is think simpler, like the actual overall law, Like,
what is one thing everyone needs to do about law?
Speaker 4 (31:49):
About law?
Speaker 2 (31:51):
It's it's much something than you think. That's all right,
more so to keep going going a lot simpler. I mean,
that was ridiculously simple.
Speaker 4 (32:05):
The rule of law. I've never even seen that phrase
that pass.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Everyone must follow the law. Leaders must obey the law,
government must obey the law, and nobody is above the law.
Speaker 2 (32:28):
That's all it was. Okay, that's just like I don't
want to give it to you because saying a word
would have gave it away.
Speaker 4 (32:36):
Just follow the law.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
It's just simple like that.
Speaker 4 (32:40):
I was thinking that courtroom proceedings too.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
Far ahead, I'm ready.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
Name one branch or part of the government judicial elect
of elective, yes, judas, Congress, legislative, president, executive, and the courts.
So yes, good job.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
I knew that one. I know that I knew the
three branches executive being part of presidential, judicial, courts or courts,
Supreme courts.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
Henny mm hm, who is in charge of the executive brand?
Speaker 2 (33:30):
Well, goddamn, I wish I didn't just say all that
like out loud. I'm sure you would have gotten anyway,
but I feel like it was just like I just said,
all the information giving away answers, keep your mouth shut.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
Goddamn it?
Speaker 2 (33:49):
All right, what you got for me?
Speaker 1 (33:52):
What are the two parts of the US Congress?
Speaker 2 (34:04):
Fuck the names senators in House?
Speaker 4 (34:11):
Right?
Speaker 1 (34:13):
Yes, the Senate and House of Represented Representatives.
Speaker 4 (34:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
I was looking at you and it was just like,
I assume you're trying to do the House, and I
was like the White House. No sleep alone. Stop trying
to help me. I know what I'm doing. I'm better
off out there.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
How many US senators are there? Is it? It's more
than you think for a state, It's more than you think.
Speaker 4 (34:49):
The Senate.
Speaker 3 (34:50):
How based the Senate? I guess a dumb three days number.
Ye m six, No, seventy.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
Two lower.
Speaker 4 (35:06):
Fifty one.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
One hundred.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
Is the follow up behind is the next question? Yep, yeah,
there's one hundred. I'm curious. What's the follow up question?
Speaker 4 (35:22):
Wait, so it's two from every state?
Speaker 2 (35:23):
Right, Yeah, he has said you overthought it, I said
to Firth state. Damn it, I'm saying to say it
was the number. The question was the number.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
Who does a US senator represent the state?
Speaker 3 (35:40):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (35:45):
Yes, all people in the states.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
Well, yeah, the people of the state. I'm sorry if
that's that's more ankle, but it's the state.
Speaker 4 (35:52):
They are the middleman.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
They're supposed to represent you, and they do a terrible
job at it, trust me, because they only represent the
big cities in your state, like Illinois. Well now, I'm sorry, God,
damn it.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
Why do some states have more representatives than other states?
Speaker 4 (36:16):
Size? Well, yeah, that was kind of obvious.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
State population, they have more people and some states that's double.
It says they have more people and some states have
more people.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
Yeah, this is the same thing. So either of those
answers would have been Okay. See, I think we're in
so far. So most for the most part, were.
Speaker 4 (36:42):
Okay, I mean they have on the boat already.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
To continue.
Speaker 4 (36:49):
You were born here, I mean I passed it before.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
Yeah, I guess we elected president for how many years?
Speaker 2 (36:59):
Four years? Them re up for the eight two turn limits.
Wish they had that for everybody else, though, it's not
if you know a little bit about what's going on,
he can't change it has no ability.
Speaker 1 (37:16):
What is the name of the President of the United
States right now?
Speaker 2 (37:20):
Full name?
Speaker 4 (37:22):
Donald J.
Speaker 2 (37:23):
There you go, what is the Jamesonford? That's not.
Speaker 4 (37:30):
What I mean, Donald Jerome Trump.
Speaker 2 (37:33):
I wasn't surprised because they get hit like I got hit.
Speaker 4 (37:39):
What do you breathe?
Speaker 1 (37:42):
I'm pretty sure John though, I think that.
Speaker 4 (37:46):
Sounds about right different though.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
That's differ then if you pop out a new ring.
I'm not going to be mad. I feel like he
could right away, like as soon as I his names.
Speaker 4 (38:00):
You're wrong.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
Who's the commander in chief?
Speaker 1 (38:03):
Yeah? Who's the commander in chief of the military?
Speaker 2 (38:06):
Only the one and only president in our faith, our contexts.
Speaker 4 (38:11):
Donald Trump.
Speaker 2 (38:13):
By the way, just a side note for people who
are are stupid, just throwing that out there as as
some current event. Shit, Donald D. Trump, the president, commander
in chief, can't drop bombs on any country he wants to. Yes,
he cannot, matter how, no matter how poorly he does it.
Because apparently he missed no that was that was that
was unfactual information. They had nobody's to stand on that.
(38:35):
They got that from one individual that said they didn't
finish it out, and then they went into double check
and them bitches is gone. CNN likes to get a
quick headline and have their headlines aren't accurate.
Speaker 4 (38:47):
They actually think they get rid of them.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
No, because you know why people like those clicks. People
were so quick to want to shoot on him for that,
and then they were like, who cares about the information
on the headline. Actually I had to resend the entire article.
That article is gone because it's that inaccurate. Now those
I have time to fact check it. Just sometimes you
just got to ask two people. The first question is
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is how do you know? And then if they don't know,
hey see, and then how do you know? Somebody told me?
All right, I'll wait till somebody else tells me something.
Speaker 4 (39:26):
Else, just in case.
Speaker 1 (39:30):
Okay, honey, what does the ju judicial branch do.
Speaker 4 (39:37):
Corproceedings? Maybe like kind of not like non federal state
level court. No, now you're you're walking.
Speaker 1 (39:50):
Now you're doing too much. But reviews law, explains law,
resolves disputes and disagreements, decides if a law goes against
the Constitution. So you're kind of right.
Speaker 2 (40:04):
The first one, it was, it was close.
Speaker 4 (40:08):
It was close.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
Give my half a point, a.
Speaker 1 (40:10):
Point you need the point, Okay, Bob. What is the
highest court in the United States?
Speaker 2 (40:18):
Supreme maybe Supreme Court with I think we still have
seven justices currently. I don't know if they have that
on that little sheet.
Speaker 4 (40:27):
I don't know if the word quartet of court bros.
Speaker 2 (40:32):
The other day, Oh, my goodness, legal jargon. Uh, do
you have a favorite?
Speaker 4 (40:45):
Do I have a favorite?
Speaker 2 (40:46):
Justice? Fu?
Speaker 4 (40:51):
Ally of justice? Who's judge man?
Speaker 2 (41:01):
Judge dread dumb ass judge man attack mode Hanny Stern.
Speaker 1 (41:07):
What are the two major political parties in the United States?
Speaker 4 (41:11):
The Elephants and the Balkys Democratsive?
Speaker 2 (41:17):
Do you know one of the ether ones?
Speaker 4 (41:19):
Uh? Independent, postpartisan?
Speaker 2 (41:21):
Independent is not a party, is it? Actually? I don't know.
Speaker 4 (41:25):
They might not.
Speaker 2 (41:26):
The Green Party, Libertarians the other one, which is dumb
they are the worst.
Speaker 4 (41:35):
Libertarian party is probably the worst. And Independent.
Speaker 2 (41:37):
Yeah, honestly, independence pretty stupid too though.
Speaker 1 (41:42):
Yeah, there are four amendments to the Constitution about who
can vote. Describe one of them, just one.
Speaker 2 (41:53):
I don't remember the number, but we do have an
amendment that allowed women to vote, which I wish we
would have got rid of, but they got it.
Speaker 4 (42:01):
They got it.
Speaker 2 (42:05):
I'm sorry, there's another amendment.
Speaker 4 (42:09):
There's so much shit.
Speaker 3 (42:10):
There would be different because if you actually looked at
stats the number of white women that voted for Trump.
A lot of women period, but specifically white and Mexican
women voted for Trump.
Speaker 2 (42:24):
It's a little skewed. So Mexican, Hispanics and minorities voted
for Trump at an all time high. White women typically
only vote Democrat. They really believe in white guilt, so
they almost.
Speaker 3 (42:40):
Out of the number that voted for him. The white
woman's standard was high. But maybe not this year, but
last time it was incredibly.
Speaker 2 (42:47):
The first time around, Yes, this one was high, but
people were only saying that because they because he mentioned abortion,
so people thought they were going to go against them,
and all he said was I'm not gonna deal with abortion,
which people don't again don't read headlines or don't read
past headlines. They're like, he's talking about abortion. He was like, no,
abortion is not a fucking federal problem. That's your problem.
Speaker 4 (43:09):
You deal with it.
Speaker 2 (43:11):
Answer. Oh, women being able to vote, which I wish
they couldn't, but yes, y'all be sucking up.
Speaker 1 (43:20):
I mean yeah, uh, citizens eighteen and older can vote.
Speaker 4 (43:25):
Yes, that's another one.
Speaker 1 (43:27):
You don't have to pay blacks, any citizen can vote.
Speaker 2 (43:31):
That's when that's any right.
Speaker 1 (43:33):
I'm sorry, a male citizen of any race.
Speaker 2 (43:40):
Which that I don't know who came first, but I'm
pretty sure women came before black people. I don't know
for sure. That's that's a that's an interesting question a
little bit.
Speaker 4 (43:54):
Because the women of any race, I feel like they
would have put that below the me.
Speaker 2 (44:01):
That's possible because voting was tied to military, So it's
possible that black men came first. I don't know, don't care.
Not everybody should be able to vote, but they can.
Speaker 1 (44:16):
Okay, An, what are two rights of everyone living in
the United States?
Speaker 4 (44:25):
Right to do process?
Speaker 2 (44:28):
You need to get off that one man that ship.
Speaker 4 (44:32):
Don't be getting upel.
Speaker 2 (44:35):
Getting up getting the book through at him, right, No,
that's due process. If they got the book throwing at him,
they went through the process. Of getting the book thrown.
Oh Jesus Christ, you went through a process. It was
(44:56):
just a quicken, not your your favorite. That's two different things.
Mmmm right, damn nigga pick more.
Speaker 1 (45:11):
Can you do right now?
Speaker 4 (45:12):
Freedom of assembly, of freedom, protest.
Speaker 1 (45:14):
That's one protests assembly, But yes, due process is one
of them.
Speaker 2 (45:22):
Right to remain silent. Nobody has that, nobody will. Everybody
has that. Nobody chooses to use it, use it often.
I use them to still get in trouble. That's the
crazy thing.
Speaker 1 (45:37):
So it's freedom of expression, speech, assembly, petition of the government, religion,
and the right to bear arms.
Speaker 4 (45:47):
It's the first.
Speaker 2 (45:48):
That's literally just the first, too. Plethora of the underneath.
Speaker 4 (45:52):
Pretty much.
Speaker 2 (45:53):
If you just say the right to you're almost going
to be accurate. Although there's people in the where they
say they have a right to an abortion and you don't.
Speaker 4 (46:00):
That is not a right, dumbass.
Speaker 2 (46:02):
You have the ability to get an abortion, it's not
a right.
Speaker 1 (46:09):
What is one reason colonists came to America?
Speaker 4 (46:14):
Lack of a map?
Speaker 2 (46:16):
Nah, that was the reason why Columbus got here.
Speaker 4 (46:19):
Nah.
Speaker 2 (46:20):
He only got here because he was looking for India.
So that wasn't lack of a map. He was trying
to find a shortcut. But the colonists came mostly for
freedom of religion. They wanted to practice religion elsewhere.
Speaker 1 (46:32):
Yep, you also have just general freedom, political liberty, religious freedom,
economic opportunities, escape prosecution, and to practice their religion.
Speaker 4 (46:50):
Almost like a good chunk of them. We're all just
religious based.
Speaker 2 (46:54):
They really didn't like Christians over there, and the rise
of French weren't helping you.
Speaker 1 (47:01):
Okay, Henny, why did the colonists fight the British.
Speaker 4 (47:08):
Man?
Speaker 3 (47:08):
I wish I got that one. Independence turned out because
we fucked their tea. I mean, those are all.
Speaker 2 (47:22):
Kind of taxes, mostly taxes, fuck them in their taxes.
It's because of specifically the fucking t tax and the
stamp tax really pushed us off paper.
Speaker 1 (47:34):
Tax and then they try to do sugar sugar tax, but.
Speaker 2 (47:37):
That was that one didn't last long. That was specifically
because they were the English were running out of money
because of the French Revolution war that they got attached to.
Speaker 1 (47:49):
But it's because of high taxes, taxation without representation, because
the British army stayed in their houses and because they
didn't have self government.
Speaker 2 (48:05):
They just kicked in the door and was like, yeah, no,
that was That was one rule that British soldiers couldn't
stay wherever they wanted in the colonies because they didn't
have a home and they weren't gonna build hotels warm
coming in your house.
Speaker 4 (48:19):
Damn. I thought the whi Ams have been a kicking dose.
Speaker 2 (48:21):
That was a British bitches and it shows a lot
about us as current Americans. We spend so much money
on taxes. Them niggas say you tax tea, kick your ass,
not my tea.
Speaker 4 (48:38):
Time Connecticut, New Hampshire and Dakotas.
Speaker 2 (48:45):
The Dakotas.
Speaker 4 (48:47):
Dakota wasn't wasn't there just one Dakota at back then?
The Kotas way the funk over there.
Speaker 1 (48:55):
They didn't go west for a while.
Speaker 2 (48:57):
That's way west. I think you're thinking of the Carolina's my.
Speaker 4 (49:01):
Friend, Dakota's over there, Carolina.
Speaker 1 (49:05):
Oh shit, what they both have North and south.
Speaker 2 (49:10):
That's all he heard, was.
Speaker 6 (49:11):
Like north to south, Dakota's get him out of here,
save one more time because.
Speaker 4 (49:17):
New Hampshire, Connecticut, and I will.
Speaker 1 (49:21):
Give you the Carolinas.
Speaker 2 (49:22):
But yes, that's it, that's hilarious. Dakota's. Well, if you
gotta kick that America off of Dakota's. I would have laughed,
like this ship was legit and that was the one
you got wrong. I'm like, you know what, it's okay,
you got Dakotas.
Speaker 4 (49:40):
Get about here.
Speaker 1 (49:45):
All right?
Speaker 4 (49:45):
Oh my god?
Speaker 1 (49:47):
What is one thing that your boy, Benjamin Franklin is.
Speaker 2 (49:50):
Oh I could do this all day, man, ben is
my boy missed a one hundo himself being one of
the founder fathers without being a president. I don't care
what anybody says. That's a skill for sure. Being a
congressman technically was a center at one point going over
to I think he went over to France to pick
(50:12):
up for our soldiers for us at one point during
the Revolutionary War. If you want to go with the
key and kite thing with the electricity, that's another thing.
He's quite famous for own multiple general stores. There was
a dude.
Speaker 4 (50:27):
The dude have money.
Speaker 2 (50:30):
And he liked the fuck old bitches. Little known fact
statement of Bengamin Franklin. Women age from the head down
the bottom is always good. And I'm not making that side.
The man loved fucking old bitches, So you got something
to common with big old it said. The face might
(50:52):
be Buzsted, but the bottom hand still moist.
Speaker 1 (50:54):
You don't got to look at the face when they
turned around.
Speaker 2 (50:57):
That's literally a line. That's a that's a been Franklin bar.
Speaker 1 (51:03):
Okay, but yes, one of the things. He was a
US diplomat, oldest member of the Constitutional Convention.
Speaker 4 (51:13):
Sorry I forgot to mention that.
Speaker 1 (51:14):
First Postmaster General of the United States.
Speaker 3 (51:18):
I'm saying old bitches, and at his age he was
twenty seven. Oh, none of them niggas was old.
Speaker 1 (51:26):
I don't think most of them were even in their thirties.
Speaker 2 (51:29):
No, none were in the thirties. A lot of people
were just like founding fathers. They were founding adults, which
I don't know what they looking at you outside of
listening to this podcast, Maybe get your shit together. Them
niggas started the whole ass country and you can't get
out your bed at six o'clock in the morning, like
get your priority straight.
Speaker 4 (51:48):
Now.
Speaker 2 (51:48):
It was Wigs. They weren't great haired, they were profashion
hey man Potter. Wigs was the ship back of the day.
Big Ben was my guy, Henny.
Speaker 1 (52:03):
Who is the father? There you go, who is the
father of our country?
Speaker 2 (52:07):
Big George stopped down the cherry tree across the Delaware.
First President, first Commander in Chief also fought for the
British in their original war.
Speaker 4 (52:19):
A lot of people don't know that.
Speaker 2 (52:20):
Also widely known as being very stupid, very incoherent and stupid.
I mean they legit thought he was he had no.
Speaker 1 (52:30):
Yeah, which I guess weren't. Actually wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (52:33):
No, they weren't. They were not wouldn't that was but
they were.
Speaker 1 (52:37):
Not placed properly.
Speaker 2 (52:39):
They were false teeth, wooden teeth. And apparently he didn't
have a cherry tree. But I'm gonna keep that one.
Speaker 4 (52:45):
I like the cherry tree store.
Speaker 2 (52:49):
Bob last question, that's it?
Speaker 1 (52:52):
Name one war fought by the United States in the
eighteen hundreds. So yep, yeah, the War of It, Mexican
American War, Civil War, and Spanish American War.
Speaker 2 (53:09):
We bust everybody ass in a hundred years time.
Speaker 6 (53:13):
That's what five wars never lost, Cassidy, we big ball
brothers man never lost.
Speaker 2 (53:25):
It wasn't we didn't leave.
Speaker 3 (53:26):
Speaking of holy well, you might be happy, but holy fuck.
They traded Lonzo for a nobody. Good for nobody. I've
never heard of this nigga a day of my life.
God damn it. We've traded him for a nigga with
one less point permitted than him.
Speaker 2 (53:45):
It's not it's not what it might be. He might
got he might actually play weird. Might be healthy, like
a healthy player that is from the three League. Look, man,
he might be healthy.
Speaker 1 (54:01):
And so with that, how did you feel like you did?
Speaker 4 (54:05):
Like, I'm on the first thing smoking, I tripped up
on a few. I'm not gonna lie. You got tripped
up on.
Speaker 2 (54:13):
Get into its phraseology? You got me on phraseology, that's true.
Speaker 1 (54:17):
But yeah, this is directly for the tests that people
take when they come here and apply for citisztenship. But
most of the stuff, I mean, we learned in school.
That's why it was a lot easier. I think is
it's fresh when you're in school.
Speaker 2 (54:33):
And then I think it's easier for them.
Speaker 3 (54:35):
It's easier as an adult because you've got cognitive adult
brain to try and remember this. Yeah, I niggas couldn't
remember past sixth period.
Speaker 2 (54:44):
All I'm saying is I ain't thought about that any
of them questions and answers and oh but two decades exactly.
So I'm back on my original bull. Y'all gotta try harder, man,
It ain't that hard, Like, yeah, I got like three
wrong over. Ain't looked at this in like seventeen years.
(55:06):
You couldn't read the family man. I feel like Google.
Speaker 4 (55:11):
I know they gave you a steady.
Speaker 2 (55:12):
Guy, That's what I'm saying, a study guy like athest
with the answers, so like you could at least memorize
the bitches. You can't memorize a hundred real quick, real
quick talk to your friends and neighbors, like we got
you if you want to be in this bitch, it
ain't that hard, That's all I'm saying. Like I tripped
up on some semantics I could have probably.
Speaker 4 (55:32):
I don't think they let immigrants in the library. Why not?
Speaker 2 (55:35):
Yeah, no, you can't go to the library. It's the
public lighting library.
Speaker 3 (55:39):
Because motherfucker stopped me every time I forget my card,
so I sold the card and fucking Ricardo too. Shit,
I'm sorry that I get fucking They cursed me out
when I forget my fucking card at home.
Speaker 2 (55:54):
I don't think I've ever been niggas from my card.
Oh like that that's serious. If they've ever asked.
Speaker 3 (56:00):
Me for my library, I've gotten pressed on the way in.
I've gotten pressed going into a library more times than
I would like to.
Speaker 2 (56:07):
That's crazy. I don't think I've ever been pressed on
the way in.
Speaker 1 (56:11):
Like if you're trying to take books out, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (56:13):
No, even if I take stuff out, I'd be like,
I ain't got my credit my credit card, my library card,
don't look my ship up.
Speaker 6 (56:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (56:20):
Yeah, they didn't put your name in seventy ninth and
King drive that. It's like, it's the club.
Speaker 3 (56:25):
No, you got press, you got motherfucking this is more
credentials type ship.
Speaker 4 (56:32):
Maybe they being a pre.
Speaker 2 (56:35):
I'll be chilling and so that maybe that should be
the like our lesson of the day is get a
library car for show. Like the library is dope. I
love a library. There's so much more than that boy,
that boy than most people understand. From books. You needed comics,
video games, attraction tickets which people still don't know. Yeah,
(56:59):
you can go to museum. You can get museum tickets
from the library for free. They don't charge you anything
for any of that stuff. So all the stuff that
you're paying for. I'm not one for taking money from
the government, but if it's sitting there.
Speaker 4 (57:11):
Go get it.
Speaker 2 (57:12):
Like you can go to the museums in the city, museums,
the zoo.
Speaker 4 (57:17):
All that.
Speaker 2 (57:20):
Go to the library and ask for a ticket, they'll
get you one. There's zero reasons not to experience something
and learn something when the library is full free one day.
Speaker 4 (57:29):
I want to take the boat tour.
Speaker 2 (57:30):
You should do that twice. Two architecture tours, two speed boats.
Done the speedboat toys, but the architecture tours nice.
Speaker 4 (57:41):
I love that. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (57:42):
The biggest takeaway here is the Internet's great, but books
is gonna be your best option to retaining this information.
Speaker 2 (57:51):
So read.
Speaker 4 (57:52):
People use the internet for something more than porn.
Speaker 2 (57:56):
That's reels and memes.
Speaker 4 (57:59):
Yah.
Speaker 3 (58:00):
Yeah, I mean watch our shorts. Of course, watch our reels,
but but do something else after that.
Speaker 2 (58:06):
That's all. I don't think there's anything wrong with taking,
you know, thirty minutes to be on the internet the bullshit,
but learn something, read something, Read something past the headlines.
I know you're reading the news on the internet. Just
when you see the headline, click that bitch and then
read three sentences and I sort of got the whole
article of change. It's all you really gotta do. You
(58:26):
ever been clickbaited before?
Speaker 1 (58:28):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (58:29):
No shit, the news is doing it too. They're really
good at it. They kind of started it. We just
adopted it. We looked at the news and were like,
we could do that, and then we just started clickbaita
on YouTube videos. You know they've been they've been in
this game for some years. Look at the newspaper headline.
Speaker 4 (58:47):
That's all the got it do. Man.
Speaker 2 (58:49):
If you not watch Spider Man.
Speaker 3 (58:52):
Or one piece, they lie about they blame shit on
the show hats all the time.
Speaker 2 (58:57):
That's all it is, man, So read something, learned you something.
And for the immigrants who happened to might be listening
to the show, I mean we fucked up a few
questions without studying.
Speaker 4 (59:09):
What's your excused or use as a study? Guy?
Speaker 2 (59:14):
I mean yeah you could.
Speaker 4 (59:16):
You know.
Speaker 1 (59:16):
I gave you the answers to the ones.
Speaker 2 (59:18):
So so let we knocked out thirty of them boys
for you, thirty month ago, sixty five hundred likes, and
we'll do the rest of the test. Now, here's the question,
the question before the end of the episode, which country
should we pick the do day test.
Speaker 4 (59:39):
I want to do Japan. I thought about Japan, but
I feel like Canada's right there.
Speaker 2 (59:44):
I feel like Canada is too easy and I'm gonna
be pissed. I feel like there's propaganda.
Speaker 1 (59:52):
I would say the hardest ones.
Speaker 4 (59:54):
Probably the hardest one gotta be Rooskies Africa.
Speaker 2 (59:57):
I was thinking because they ain't got no real not
like no real history, but like everything I'm gonna read
is always real history.
Speaker 4 (01:00:04):
They got so much. They were the first documentary.
Speaker 2 (01:00:07):
That's that's not what I mean. What I mean, it's like,
it's like their history is so wild that I'm not
gonna believe habits and I'm reading that's more of what
I mean. It's like, oh shit, that's all them.
Speaker 4 (01:00:18):
Okay, I feel like too and common to blow your mind.
Speaker 2 (01:00:21):
Yeah, what I'm saying, it's like, man, it's a lot
of weird ass information.
Speaker 3 (01:00:26):
But I feel like, I mean, niggas get buried with
their gold and then snakes, like that might be the
thing that connects us. Most niggas are so skeptical that
they got to put booby traps in their graves. Sounds
like a lot of black leno what I'm saying. I
(01:00:47):
know the Africans hate.
Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
Us, you can bear in all Africans Egyptians.
Speaker 4 (01:00:52):
No, but this was one of the only ones with
wild burial ships out there.
Speaker 2 (01:00:57):
Asians got them beat by a long shot fifty fifty.
Though again, I'm not saying Africans. I'm not saying Egyptians
aren't Africans, but I'm not saying that all the Gypsums
are niggas. It's a difference, that's true. It was the
Punic Wars were a thing. Just throwing that out there.
(01:01:18):
They were fair skinned and they were more like Middle
Easterns than they were niggas. Sorry, but on that note, our.
Speaker 4 (01:01:26):
Middle Eastern is not more Nigga than they are Caucasian. No.
Speaker 2 (01:01:30):
Well yeah, but they're also Asian considered Asians, so I
don't think anybody's considered Middle Lisians Caucasian.
Speaker 4 (01:01:39):
Grew.
Speaker 3 (01:01:39):
Look, man, people are doing a lot of funny shit
with paperwork these days. I can't call it.
Speaker 2 (01:01:43):
No, No, they're one hundred percent considered ations considered Asians
before they're considered anything else.
Speaker 4 (01:01:50):
They're the worst Asians. Throw that out though, Oh no,
them New Zealands.
Speaker 2 (01:01:58):
That's true because they would be considered Pacific Islanders an.
Speaker 4 (01:02:01):
Asian so Oceania ship.
Speaker 2 (01:02:06):
We'll see y'all next time. I don't want to get
in any more trouble
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