Buried Alive, Bedroom Wrestlers & Father’s Day Flops – Nonsense Dads Unite! - Nonsense Podcast S4E79 - NonSense

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
In the early eighteen hundreds, people were so afraid to
be buried alive that they invented safety coffins. Let me explain,
So in the early eighteenth and nineteenth century, so eighteen
hundreds they had to install breathing tubes and bells inside

(00:23):
the coffins and a window so people that might have
been buried alive could indicate that they were in there and.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
They could be dug up. So I knew about the
bail plane.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
Actually I didn't know that motherfuckers had had sun roofs.

Speaker 1 (00:41):
I was the roof flow gear the window so they
could see before they put them in the ground.

Speaker 4 (00:46):
Oh, get a good look on the inside.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
That might be to the motherfucker's pleasure if you are
buried alive watching side.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (00:56):
But yeah, no, I knew about the bail plane because
they haven't out in the South.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
That's strangely enough.

Speaker 4 (01:04):
Yeah, I didn't.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
It was what it was in the Curse of Liarna,
she threw that.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
She threw one of the motherfuckers in.

Speaker 4 (01:14):
The arona you threw in the grave, and he was
able to find a string like to let one of
the nuns know, like, yo, I'm here, okay, I didn't
know that. The only thing I knew about buried alive
is killed bill when she had to punch your way out.
That's why.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Because they were so bad at telling when people were
actually dead, that they were just burying people. And then
that's where like vampires would come from, because they saw
scratches on burial sites and stuff because people were trying
to get out.

Speaker 4 (01:52):
I'm not gonna lie them. I am terrified of being
buried alive because I'm not claustrophobic, but that I can't
be in that type of a spot for that long.
That'll fuck me up. Like if you just like, oh,
come chilling his casket, like like people do that because
like people build caskets. But look how we made this
one so nice and comfortable, and it's just laying that bitch.
And I'm like, no, I believe you. I'll let you.

(02:15):
You tell me. I don't even know why we still
burying people, Like for what can we can we answer
that question? Please? Somebody answer me that. Why are we
still marrying people? It's a waste of real estate.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
I'm trying to think of their non malicious ways of
getting buried alive. I feel like every time motherfucker got
buried alive. It was because somebody put them there. You know,
there's been a lot of like I mean just accidentally
ship like accidentally sleeping in the coffin and you working.

Speaker 4 (02:40):
There's been cases of people's like heart rates going so
low that they pronounce them dead. Now, granted, you'll get
caught in the more before you make it to burial,
but they rush bury you. It is what it is.
But most of the time they get woken back up
in the morgue. Yeah, so yeah, no, it's people have
been diagnosed dead and then come back. So that's not impossible.

(03:04):
But to make it to the morgan then pop back up.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
To make it to the ground the grave that has
I feel like that has to be malicious.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
Well do you think of it's the eighteen hundred, so medicine.

Speaker 4 (03:16):
Has not ain't got no more than all that. They
go straight from the cradle to the grave. Literally, you
and your house dead. They literally like it was the
name of the Oh my god, it was the name
of the money python. They just walk in the street,
bring out your dad, bring out you and they just
throw you in a wheelbarrow and just movie where you
gotta go. You be taking a nack, a whole nice nap,
and they just like, you ain't breathing. Think you are right.

(03:38):
How many people would sleep after me just got buried?
That's probably all it was. Eighteen hundred is full and
sleep after the patients getting thrown in the casket. That's like,
that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
Coma's you know, just all the medical things where you're
just like not at your waking self, like all of
that was you're dead done.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
Used maliciously like give it, like give them because they
had sleeping pills back then.

Speaker 4 (04:10):
Yeah, that's you still breathe. You ain't in a coma
from sleeping pills.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
That depends, like that's a case by case basis though
if you got.

Speaker 4 (04:17):
To sleep, yeah no I could, Yeah, no, I can
still find the malicious way.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
Oh yeah, that's how that's on along.

Speaker 4 (04:27):
That's absolutely insane.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
And they had actually land deeds back then, oh yeah yeah.

Speaker 4 (04:34):
But I mean, honestly, if they wanted to go to
the malicious route back then, they was just offering you
anywhere in the streets. They had mutual combat. So they
was just like, we really want to go to it.
We're finna go the blows five paces and draw they
had buggies back then. They were ain't catching No, it
was just all the police back there were just like
we collected and that's yeah, that's honestly all they doing now. Again,

(05:00):
I'm just telling you, like, defunded is not the answer.
That's more funding for training. Please let them be trained properly.
They're not good at this. They're not good at this,
and taking money away only makes it worse. Yeah, Kyle
has a job as a police officer. Kyle used to
flip in and serve peace. No, I'm just saying just

(05:21):
the random name man went from slinging pizzas to a cop.
This should be a threshold, that's all I'm saying. It's
time frame. Then it should be more than six months
of training. Anything, please with sugar on top? Should we
start to show? Let's start the show. Welcome back to

(06:24):
another episode of the Nonsense Podcast. I happy to be
F and Bob the FN hosts, the F and CEO
CEO of F and Entertainment. I gotta start throwing FN
Entertainment out there every once in a while so people
know we are breaded over there. Henny, he Invincible, the
Man of Thousand Names. My bias Babyface and my.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
F and co host Spirit Fingers. We got a Kelly
in the back.

Speaker 4 (06:46):
Kelly's over there, say hello, hello, Chad, and a duck
because we got a cast and crew here. How y'all
doing at home? How y'all doing on your way to work?

Speaker 2 (06:57):
We got the duck and we don't get no fuck.

Speaker 4 (07:00):
Oh my goodness, I felt like you've been cooking that
one up for a minute, just never remember to do it.
But yeah, how y'all doing? Happy Father's Day? I guess
the day after, But happy Father's Day? Nonetheless, I hope
you haven't had or having a good Father's Day. I
hope you gave somebody something nice. I hope you took
some thought and some consideration to your gift. And then

(07:23):
go to CVS because that still upsets me. Oh, you
can see that. It was a whole commercial with a
mom and her two kids. It was like, we're gonna
get our father, you know, we're gonna get your danced
something nice. Standing outside of a CVS. I'm like, you
better not take your ass inside that CVS to get
him anything get him.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
Say, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (07:41):
What the fuck they got him, because I never.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
Give him his prescription yeah.

Speaker 4 (07:46):
I bet, I bet you got a migraine it two.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (07:50):
I think that's what they did in the bout. It
was like some doctor.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
That's gonna say Doctor Brown's is like twenty one bucks.

Speaker 4 (07:56):
So no, I could buy my own soap. But give
me something nice. You give me something nice, Take me
to dinner, something, Go to CVS to get my gift.
Fuck them kids, now, fuck them kids.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
At least go to Target.

Speaker 4 (08:09):
Target, right, they have some class. Damn. At least go
to Walmart. They at least got a section. They ain't
got no section for Father's Day CV as you aligned ass.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
Yeah, but you might have to fight your way about that, bitch.

Speaker 4 (08:22):
But then that shows how much you care. You fought
for my gift.

Speaker 3 (08:25):
At least Target. Ain't nobody trying to bum rush you.
And shit, I ain't never seen nobody get into a
fighting Target. It costs too much to get in there.
That's very true, So you damn they gotta play like
Saturday night club prices getting Target.

Speaker 4 (08:42):
So y'all can't go to nice of Walmart. It's like,
not every Walmart is access pool.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
Yeah, but it's a far true.

Speaker 4 (08:49):
That is true.

Speaker 3 (08:49):
If I go to as far as we go to
a target, but I haven't been to a pleathoro of
ghetto ass targets to.

Speaker 2 (08:56):
The Oh damn now like post gentrification.

Speaker 4 (09:00):
No, I was gonna saying now now that they're in
gingerfied at the Nigga walmart.

Speaker 3 (09:03):
Oh you damn that ain't gonna find a target without
a fucking parking garage at this point.

Speaker 4 (09:10):
Yeah, that's true, and I appreciate that. I actually do
appreciate that. Thank you for keeping out the riff raff
when I go. I'm not saying again it's not before
because I catch so much fla for that. It ain't
towards black people specifically. You know riff raff. When you
see riff raff, and that's all I'm gonna say. It
is riffraff of every race, creating color. And I hate

(09:31):
all y'all.

Speaker 3 (09:31):
If it's eight o'clock at night and it's gonna sounds
so racial. If it's eight o'clock at night and they
got on short shorts, flip flops and the tank top, probably.

Speaker 4 (09:42):
Yeah, rif raff for show jogging pants and a wife
beat a riff raff. One hundred percent real raff. Pajamas
of any style throw rifraff.

Speaker 3 (09:54):
Yeah, I was in Firehouse Subs last night this morning.
That's one opening it too. Okay, two fucking cowgirls walked
in like black leather cow girls, like they was. I
didn't think that Beyonce wasn't town, but they show looked
like they came from a whole down.

Speaker 4 (10:17):
Now, was they in it? In it or was they
kind of just adjacent to the caw lifestyle like they weren't.
They weren't.

Speaker 3 (10:25):
Okay, they had boots on the ground. I thought I
thought they was gonna pull out some fans.

Speaker 4 (10:32):
They should. I don't. I don't want Cowboy Carter. I
want cowgirl like legit. There's a difference, and you.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
Know it is.

Speaker 3 (10:39):
But it's a fine line between that. Now, like Shorty
went hard.

Speaker 4 (10:46):
I get, I'm on your side. There's a defining line.
I just want that other side of the line. That's
what I'm saying. Like Cowboy Carter, I ain't mad at it.
Like fine, you you try to cross over. I don't
believe you crossed over. Well, but whatever to each his own.
But there was a class and creed before you showed up,
and that was okay with me. We was that group

(11:07):
was just fine. By me. Now these new sets, y'all
stay over the police. They just stay and stay with y'all.

Speaker 2 (11:15):
Y'all don't know.

Speaker 3 (11:16):
Cowboy Carter came with a lot of ass.

Speaker 4 (11:21):
But that's that's the difference.

Speaker 3 (11:23):
See you you it turns. Look man, before the cowgirls,
we had to see the girls think okay with the cowgirls.

Speaker 4 (11:31):
That's what That's what I'm talking about. See you looking
only appearance deep them cowgirls got a cadence to him.
Real cowgirl women got a cadence.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
To them and got an accent. I ain't trying to
hear it.

Speaker 4 (11:44):
No, that's what I'm talking about. Like, you need the accent,
you need that Southern draw, and you need that hospitality
that come with it.

Speaker 3 (11:51):
If you ain't got the three piece, then.

Speaker 4 (11:55):
No, I don't want that. I don't need none of that.
I need a bitch that will bake me a pie.
If you ain't pop making funk out my favorite. No, No,
that's if I'm getting the cow she better be baking something.
She gotta she gotta be almost a damsel in distress.
Please bring me one of them. Don't come in the

(12:23):
cowboy booty cutters. I want the Daisy dukes. There's a difference.
You know what I'm talking about. Baby.

Speaker 3 (12:29):
Oh Look, I'm a fan of a Daisy and her dukes,
but that black leather hit different now.

Speaker 4 (12:36):
And again, I'm not mad at it, but that's not
what I'm looking for. When I'm looking for a cowgirl
that's different. You cowboy called her cool, You got it,
do your thing. I'm over here with these cowgirls, these
real ones over here. I fox with that, with that thoroughly.
Kelly be salty because whenever when she says she country,

(12:57):
I'm like, you ain't the country I was looking for,
you cloaks. But you want to know what I was
looking for.

Speaker 2 (13:02):
I just found out they got horses in Philly.

Speaker 4 (13:06):
They have horses everywhere.

Speaker 3 (13:07):
No, no, no, they got like cowboys in Philly.

Speaker 4 (13:13):
Yeah, their planes.

Speaker 3 (13:15):
Man, I've been. I've been all up and through the
central of the noise. I still ain't seen no fucking cowboy.

Speaker 4 (13:23):
It's a nigga riding down the fields.

Speaker 3 (13:26):
That is not a cowboy. A nigga that the nigga
that found a horse one day, it's not a cowboy.
I'm talking about my fuck got stables like trouble ship.

Speaker 4 (13:35):
You want to go.

Speaker 2 (13:38):
To the community, yeah, what the fuck?

Speaker 4 (13:41):
Like, I know, we can go to a whole ranch
and mokeena nigga ain't far. They ain't that far from
you as far as you might think they are.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
I mean kind of.

Speaker 4 (13:49):
We just go see, we can ride some horses, putting
potting them bitches of work? Were big boys, finish? We
need your big horses? Were you small in stature? So
that was not an insult, But like you ain't as
decks as I am, Like I might break a horseback
like he's gonna have to work that day. But no, well,
Kelly knows how to ride, you know, not how to

(14:10):
ride horses, right.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
I grew up riding horses. So yeah, you have to
be twenty or less of the horse's weight.

Speaker 4 (14:22):
So twenty or less. How much do horses wear on average?

Speaker 2 (14:26):
It depends on the.

Speaker 4 (14:28):
Fifteen hundred.

Speaker 2 (14:31):
Maybe I don't know.

Speaker 1 (14:33):
It depends on the breed, but yeah they get up
into the thousands, two thousands.

Speaker 3 (14:38):
No shit, Okay, so don't we good all muscles? So
I'd be kicking the shit out of the white girls?

Speaker 4 (14:44):
True fuck it? Yeah, let's go horseback riding on some
wild shit, on some random ass wold shit. We can
just go Horseback round one day.

Speaker 3 (14:53):
I'm kind of into the black cowboy instatic at the moment.
I got some good movies on Netflix, Creek Cowboys. The
harder they fall, it was like two more. It's just
like they were just into that ship during the pandemic.

Speaker 4 (15:09):
Was some reason. I almost love the idea of Handy
getting into his cowboy era on some wild hit, on
some wild chit like weird, weird, but you be hood
hood boy, hood.

Speaker 2 (15:20):
Hat, the hat, get a chain strong.

Speaker 4 (15:24):
I do want a hat, though, but them it's expensive.
I have not seen like a good hat, like Kelly
Blake told me, like good hats no less than like
four five hundred. Yeah, but they last year life.

Speaker 3 (15:36):
The thing is, it ain't even really cool to buy them.
You gotta get gifted, that bitch by a cowboy, like
you gotta get hard.

Speaker 2 (15:43):
It's like like when we got knighted, Like right, you.

Speaker 4 (15:46):
Either gotta get gifted or you gotta go get yours fitted.
You gotta get yours made by old man with them
thick fingers. If he ain't got thick fingers, don't buy
that half from that man. You don't know what he's making.
You gotta head the boys where they rounded.

Speaker 2 (16:09):
Okay, No, we should have found out the same. It's
true about chefs. I feel like.

Speaker 3 (16:14):
Anybody that's really good with their hands gotta have them
stupid fingers.

Speaker 4 (16:17):
Yeah, that's why I'm like, Oh, that's why I'm adjacent.
My hands are still clean, but they fucked up at
the same time, like.

Speaker 3 (16:24):
Any bit they got that ever got a finger about
the rock? God, bless you.

Speaker 4 (16:30):
Sound that sounds bad across the board because even then
I'm thinking of what era rock you gotta deal with too.
That's a different problem per generating talking Rocky my v rock.

Speaker 2 (16:44):
That's annoying as a Cordy nigga. That's a Cordyon talking
about Hollywood rock annoying.

Speaker 3 (16:51):
Oh my god, you should have talked looked like he
won't shut up at the cool keep talking to.

Speaker 4 (16:57):
The calling ship. Strew to wing ship, shut up current.

Speaker 3 (17:03):
You're just gonna have a random grid iron chain on
while in it.

Speaker 4 (17:07):
I think it's too big.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
Now, why are we thinking about the rock sexual? I don't.
I don't forget.

Speaker 4 (17:13):
Because it's hilarious. That's why do that, nigga.

Speaker 2 (17:19):
You don't want to think the rock nothing go.

Speaker 5 (17:21):
Finally, and that was your clip of the day, ladies,
gentlemen that I'm sorry that was a bit too image

(17:45):
and a half man. I hope everybody enjoyed that. Good
goddamn clinging back to riff off the condo?

Speaker 4 (18:18):
Shit, why is that funny? Why is that fucking funny?
Oh my fucking gun? Oh fuck, oh shit. I apologize
to everybody who's a visual watcher, analystener for multiple reasons.

(18:42):
God damn, that was funny. After you cancluach, that's how
you gotta find out if it's good or not? Just
no good?

Speaker 2 (18:56):
Can we do that?

Speaker 4 (18:56):
That should be a whole fucking episode.

Speaker 2 (18:58):
I need to be an animated.

Speaker 4 (19:00):
Just random wrestlers having sce.

Speaker 2 (19:05):
The cream is finally risen to the top.

Speaker 4 (19:13):
Oh having j Jay not funk with you know y
go ahead home? Call you were saying that, why do
call you call you? God damn Dryan a land ship.

(19:41):
I love how we chose avy wrestler except the ones
that make sense. No nobody would give you two ships
about valving his viscerara.

Speaker 2 (19:51):
You just made me think about triple as.

Speaker 4 (19:55):
That's kind of gay. That's kind of gay, and that's
also very funny, like wrestling do that one time to
see see just what reaction you get from your your
significant other. That is fucking hilarious. That is fucking disgusting.
Now you like, old boy, gotta be packing if you're

(20:15):
gonna pull that move, if she can pull that move
and bring it down. Damn, that's funny. That's actually kind
of funny. Oh god, damn, this is fun ship. Watch out,

(20:40):
watch out, watch out?

Speaker 2 (20:44):
Oh god.

Speaker 3 (20:45):
I don't know how the fuck Maurice let the man's
head at least twice. They got two kids, but god
damn it.

Speaker 4 (20:53):
But you know why because it was oh ship.

Speaker 2 (21:08):
This is.

Speaker 4 (21:10):
Not the episode I was expected to have today. This
is not Oh fuck, that's funny. Happy Father's Day.

Speaker 3 (21:18):
Everybody said they got like five daughters like this.

Speaker 2 (21:26):
Stuff got damn her alone, Randy got like four.

Speaker 4 (21:32):
And who is he married to. I don't think i've
ever seen his wife before, of which one I understand, Steph.
Though stuff still look good to this day. She has
never looked to my knowledge, she has never looked bad. No,
she has never had a bad face. She's had less
attractive faces.

Speaker 2 (21:52):
He's had bad face.

Speaker 4 (21:53):
He's definitely had bad He should grow his hair back,
but I don't think he can anymore.

Speaker 2 (21:58):
I think it's yeah, no, and that's just cooked.

Speaker 4 (22:02):
Buzz cut. It's the fully baled h that I can't
deal with.

Speaker 3 (22:06):
But he was such a dick and buzz cut eights
era that I'm glad that when he went ball like
that was peak prime.

Speaker 2 (22:13):
I'm finish shit on everything y'all like about Daniel Bryan.

Speaker 4 (22:17):
Yeah, but I think it made me love Daniel Brown more.

Speaker 2 (22:21):
Though.

Speaker 4 (22:21):
To have that big of an op like you had
everybody as a hop like that made the Yes movement.
I got a fucking foam finger because I rocked with
Daniel Bryan that much. I ain't got no wrestling merch
at that point until I got a Yes finger. I
was riding that damn hard. Fuck Yeah, I loved Daniel Brown.
That was Kelly's favorite wrestling for a hot minute.

Speaker 2 (22:41):
You shit, I got Max, y'all.

Speaker 3 (22:44):
Could y'all can check out his a w shit, it's
it's it's better like I thought.

Speaker 2 (22:50):
I can't even like shit, y'all. It's better than his
dirt w back.

Speaker 4 (22:54):
I think that's the difference. You watch for the wrestling.
I watched for the beforeto wrestling match, like I'll fast
for the wrestling match. Not always, but that's fair, there's
more matches off fast forward. I remember the build up
in the.

Speaker 2 (23:06):
Lead that was right there, Yes, yes, yes.

Speaker 4 (23:16):
H fu. But then when he don't finish. No, no, God,
Now this sucks that this is actually that fun and
that easy to do.

Speaker 2 (23:31):
My time is up. My time is now.

Speaker 4 (23:35):
No, he stay corny no matter what you do for him,
And they ain't nothing you can do for that nigga
to make him less corny.

Speaker 2 (23:40):
No, we've we've seen him have sex, actually, and it
was very corny. I have not that.

Speaker 4 (23:45):
Uh, I have not a movie with that. I didn't
watch him do anything.

Speaker 2 (23:51):
No, I saw the clip. I didn't know.

Speaker 3 (23:53):
I didn't actually I didn't actually sit through that whole thing.
I saw the clip.

Speaker 4 (23:58):
And he's a choppy chaser apparently, so for him, I
guess newe Worf is tiny. Well, he said he likes
fat bitches, is what I'm saying. So maybe he married
a skinny one because fat bitches are nasty. WHOA look, man,
they don't keep a clean house all the time. They
might keep themselves clean. They don't keep clean.

Speaker 3 (24:16):
Okay, women don't keep Women don't clean, but clean a
bunch of anything.

Speaker 4 (24:24):
They keep themselves taking care of them, yes, but the car.

Speaker 6 (24:29):
Environment they I was like, they look and smell amazing
everything else though, but I'm.

Speaker 4 (24:41):
Not giving them all the credit for that. Speaking of that,
speaking of keeping clean and what a little bit of blasphemy,
just a tiny bit. I am just I just want
to throw this out though I know it's prime month
and shout out to all my gay friends and listeners. No,
it's not as half on the ride, can we and

(25:04):
the the just the whole fake aura of these motherfuckers
dressing well, they don't. Did I say this before?

Speaker 3 (25:11):
I feel like some of some of these people dressed
like ship thank you, like absolute ship, like the shorts
and motherfucking taktops. You you don't got that ship on. No,
you don't got that ship on. You just look like
a nigga out of money python like that.

Speaker 4 (25:30):
Honestly, honestly, they let queer after the straight guy get
them all pumped up in the head. Y'all don't dress
all that well. Half y'all just look like Johnny Depp,
like a good chunk of the gay community just look
like Johnny Depp.

Speaker 3 (25:42):
And the ones that really be having that ship on
don't actually try.

Speaker 2 (25:47):
To be gay. Stus be having that ship on.

Speaker 4 (25:50):
No, no, the bet.

Speaker 2 (25:54):
On a Saturday night in Chicago, studs be having that
ship on.

Speaker 4 (25:58):
All right, So which studs are we talking? Are we
talking like the thugged out nigga studs or the studs
that keep it clean?

Speaker 3 (26:09):
I have not seen a whole lot of the of
the non thuggie.

Speaker 4 (26:14):
That's what I'm saying them, Them thug studs, you can
keep it. No, No, they caricatures. They caricatures. I don't
funk with that. Now that do be a couple of
little gay females that dress up like better than I've
ever dressed in my wife, be suited and booted, and
I'd be like, damn, who yo, Taylor, let me go
borrow that nigga for a minute, because he got you

(26:35):
looking slim and trim. I need that, but niggas. But
I see another stud with dreads and a do rag nigga,
calm that ship down? You ain't you a character?

Speaker 2 (26:45):
I don't. I don't be saying them with the Dowey.

Speaker 4 (26:47):
I've seen him with the dewey, the jersey, the tank top,
like take all of that ship off, like stop playing.
And I don't want to be mean, but you can't
be a start with j and titties out, That's what
I'm saying. Like, but you're stunting like you got too
much titty to be a stud like we got can we?

Speaker 2 (27:07):
I know a lot of big titty studs.

Speaker 4 (27:10):
And you one of those.

Speaker 2 (27:14):
Huh you know what? That's the saying that I can't
control it.

Speaker 4 (27:19):
You get nobody control big giant, my god, man, Like,
come on, you big giant man. You couldn't sleep with
the stud.

Speaker 3 (27:29):
So funny that it is so funny. That's funny because
it shouldn't happen.

Speaker 4 (27:36):
It shouldn't sometimes, man. But I don't know if that's
a slide on the dudes or the studs. I feel
like it's both.

Speaker 2 (27:45):
I don't think it's a slide on the dudes.

Speaker 4 (27:50):
I don't know. I don't know, man, I please, it's okay,
I mat this was your line. I just talked about
the rock ripping the card of off my personal I'm
not incriminate myself. That's crazy. I guess we could go

(28:17):
to commercial on that. That's terrible, but yeah, let's go
to commercial. We'll see you on a few seconds.

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Speaker 2 (28:54):
Now back to the show.

Speaker 4 (28:58):
Welcome back to the Nonsense Podcast. Boss here, Henny's here,
Kelly's over there, Chad the Duck. How y'all doing on
Father's Day? Post Father's Day? Still Father's Day? Whenever you're
listening a week after Father's Day, Oh you enjoy it.

Speaker 3 (29:11):
I always just take this time, like really get in
tune with myself and thank my Lord and my lucky
stars above to not have to not to make it
the thirty one, hopefully thirty two kid free, I felt
like I am winning.

Speaker 4 (29:34):
I've already said I'm not trying to have no kids.
I don't want no kids, but if I do, I'm
getting mine pre on. Give me a pre on from
the snow so I can check out them kid facts.

Speaker 2 (29:44):
I don't know, bro, I've been watching Good American Family
with my girl.

Speaker 4 (29:49):
What they gotta do with me?

Speaker 3 (29:51):
Good American family is the TV show version of Orphan.
Have you seen the movie Orphan?

Speaker 4 (29:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (29:57):
Yeah, it's a TV show version of like the real story, right,
and that ship's crazy.

Speaker 4 (30:04):
I mean shit, do be happy. That's why I said
we should have kid facts. I should be able to get
a mileage report on all of the motherfuckers.

Speaker 3 (30:10):
They had a mileage report on this bitch where they
were all falsified.

Speaker 4 (30:16):
Let me pick and choose, It's all I'm asking, man.
She I'm just saying, if her kids fats rolled up,
I probably woln't have picked it anyway, A needy, low mileage,
less mental health things, I wouldn't right. Get them in
the same country, that's what you first off, you don't
pick foreign children.

Speaker 3 (30:31):
Like, oh, that little girl was not Oh in the
movie she was yeah, but in the show she's.

Speaker 2 (30:38):
They.

Speaker 1 (30:40):
I don't know how much you know of the real case.

Speaker 2 (30:42):
But based off the real case.

Speaker 1 (30:44):
The real case is she's from Ukraine. Oh see, get
them in your same country.

Speaker 4 (30:50):
Get them in the same country. You don't know about Ukraine?
The fun you're gonna do it? Or the Ukrainian child?

Speaker 2 (30:54):
What do they eat blubba nuggets.

Speaker 4 (30:57):
Huh the fuck out here, Ukrainians to be fucking with pickles.
I did not know that that sounded like some dumb
shit to eat. Though there's some dumb shit to be
like not to eat, but like to be your dish
of nations.

Speaker 3 (31:12):
I know niggas they get really serious about pickles, like
make their own seasoning.

Speaker 4 (31:16):
But yeah, but I'm saying, like that's like a thing
that we just like we fuck with pickles, but to
be your national like that's our ship, Like, don't funk.
Don't tell me to talk to me about pickles if
you ain't talking Ukrainian. Ukrainian pickles is your ship living
nah nah. Same thing over the Irish people and potatoes.
Matter of fact, it's that whole country and potatoes, corn beef.
No Ireland is potatoes beef. The Irish spuds man. That's

(31:41):
all they talk about is fucking.

Speaker 2 (31:42):
Spuds, usually a company with corn.

Speaker 4 (31:45):
Beer, probably in beans and all of the other bullshit,
like yeah, they put beans on their baked potatoes over there,
them motherfuckers. Disgusting. Yeah, I don't trust a lot of
people say they don't trust white people. I trust white people.
I don't trust British people, that whole island worth of
humans could disappear and I wouldn't miss nothing. I don't know.

Speaker 2 (32:07):
I can't say that I'm a fan of accents.

Speaker 4 (32:11):
They got other ones, all places I'm cool and there's
nothing against Again, there's plenty of British people, Relax. Not
all of your bad people.

Speaker 2 (32:23):
Think that it's like different places.

Speaker 4 (32:26):
You didn't know Great Britain was three separate countries.

Speaker 3 (32:29):
I mean, yes, I knew that, But I'm talking about
like the variants and accents.

Speaker 4 (32:33):
Oh yeah, there's different different accents. Some more discussion.

Speaker 2 (32:39):
Uh, Irish is one.

Speaker 4 (32:41):
Irish, it's a Wessex.

Speaker 2 (32:44):
The other one Sussex.

Speaker 4 (32:47):
Might be a lot of them.

Speaker 3 (32:50):
But I'm a fan of accents, so not theirs. All
accents really, I mean most most like cock me I'm
cool with.

Speaker 2 (33:05):
We adn't got to get it.

Speaker 4 (33:07):
It was just I was just gonna follow up, do
you funk with your own accent?

Speaker 3 (33:15):
So I'm a little I'm I don't know, because I
also did live in in uh, Mississippi for four years,
and every now and then that ship still comes out.
But plus my family's plantation was from Tennessee, so that's
the same area along with the great migration in general.

Speaker 4 (33:37):
So yeah, I'm telling you you got a Southern nigga accent.

Speaker 2 (33:42):
I do.

Speaker 3 (33:43):
I mean it's not. I wish I could turn it up.
I wish I could go all the way. It's good
for brands, all the way with it.

Speaker 4 (33:52):
Like told Keller the same ship, like you need to.
Y'all need to start using your ansen's a lot harder,
like y'all got them, like man's just just Chicago, Like
I'm just south side nigga all day. It ain't really
pulled too much left the right of that, but y'all
got outside influence, and y'all need to utilize that ship.

Speaker 2 (34:11):
Kelly, I don't know how without it signing forced At
this point, you.

Speaker 4 (34:15):
Gotta hang around your kind. That's the problem you need
to be getting around them country people. Let it. Let
it sit and marinate, and then it comes.

Speaker 2 (34:24):
I haven't been to Mississippi in ten years.

Speaker 4 (34:27):
So that's your problem. Go back and if boy boy,
I bet it a kicking hard every time Kelly found somebody.

Speaker 3 (34:34):
Fucking tired of me after this, I'm gonna roa y'all
gonna be tired of me after this cruise.

Speaker 4 (34:39):
You fucking tired of me.

Speaker 1 (34:42):
Gang.

Speaker 2 (34:43):
Oh god, you might tell me you know what you are?

Speaker 3 (34:47):
Hiatus Nigga were putting you over break, You're fucking up,
you fuck up the South Way.

Speaker 4 (34:53):
It depends on how bad it gets. I'm gonna definitely
muture mic a few times more often for the listeners sakes.

Speaker 3 (35:00):
Gonna be a whole week and it's gonna be terrible.

Speaker 4 (35:07):
So as long as you don't come back faked it hard,
like I don't need you to come back to something
like Sean paul Is.

Speaker 3 (35:11):
Ship No, it's gonna be doubly bad because I also
got New York in August. Oh yeah, and I ain't
going to be around nothing but niggas from I'm good.

Speaker 4 (35:24):
We can take a break, nigga clotch and ship. No, nigga,
take a day off. I'm not fucking with KOFE and
this bitch calm down. Yeah, I already knew what your
brain was on now. Absolutely not the trouble.

Speaker 3 (35:43):
Apparently there's a there's a fall break. That's so I'll
keep doing the show. You won't be here, we'll phone
it in.

Speaker 4 (35:55):
We'll just get everybody like five minutes snippets like he's
still lying can't spot.

Speaker 2 (36:01):
Just go caffe in on topics.

Speaker 4 (36:02):
Yeah, you should do that, right, just shoot them, shoot
a live one from from the sea. That's funny. We
gotta get any on site. And if you answer with
a bubble glad, I will be best.

Speaker 2 (36:21):
Us everywhere. You'll be all right.

Speaker 4 (36:22):
Man. Just if they swim with you, you'd be cool.
Are you gonna do the swim with the pigs when
you're going Yeah, cocacaine. You can go swim with pigs,
island pigs, little baby pigs and ship.

Speaker 2 (36:34):
That sounds cute until they bite.

Speaker 4 (36:36):
No, they chill, They chill us. I wanted to do it.
It was just too storm. The weather was too bad
for us to do it. But if you got a
good weather day bad, hell, here go swoop with the
motherfucking pigs.

Speaker 2 (36:46):
Yo.

Speaker 3 (36:46):
We just I know that this is We don't want
to region lock it weather. It has been fucking horrible.
Weather has been horrible recently, but weather has also been
horrible across the board. Yeah, like these storms are getting
the hand. There's random up and down and heat is
getting out of hand.

Speaker 4 (37:05):
I wish we could just get the global warming that
they told us I was gonna get. I'm missing global warming.

Speaker 3 (37:11):
Yeah, I imagined a lot less rain. Yeah, because my
ship flooded.

Speaker 4 (37:19):
You know what happened, and a lot of people won't
talk about it. The O zone layers closing up again, So.

Speaker 2 (37:25):
I would think that would be something to know, because
ain't that supposed to be good?

Speaker 4 (37:28):
Yeah? No, it is good. And you know why because
scientists are wrong sometimes and they hate to admit it when.

Speaker 2 (37:33):
They're wrong, because they told us that was impossible, and.

Speaker 4 (37:37):
That shit's closed and right, the funk back up like
a booty.

Speaker 2 (37:40):
Hole no matter how much it expands. Why not. Yeah,
good enough.

Speaker 4 (37:48):
Worked closed up. So I think that's why the weather
is kind of dramatic lately. It's because it's turning back
into regular ass weather again. Like if you notice, it's
been like hot, right, it's been hot through right ways
and cold the right ways all of a sudden.

Speaker 3 (38:02):
So are we doing better as a humanity or is
the planet adjusting to our fuck ups?

Speaker 4 (38:10):
It's a mix of both, Okay, So I think it's
the planet just adjusting because and again it's not it's
not a political statement, it's just facts. Don't get mad
at me. China and India are polluting at the highest
levels they've ever polluted anyway, we've reduced.

Speaker 3 (38:25):
Oh and Iran bust a couple of niggas ass, But that.

Speaker 4 (38:30):
Wasn't by choice. Iran. Now spin it backwards. Iran got
rolled on, so they tried to bust back and the
same thing happens every time they get that shit out
of here. Andy m tumbled the funk out of all
of that ship. Not today, I think only it was
like three people that died. Oh that's the fucking like.

(38:51):
That's that's pretty decent. That's all I'm saying. That's pretty decent.
Hey man, you want to play the nuclear game, that's
what happens sometimes Sometimes niggas don't want to wait until
you figure the fuck out. That's cool. But no, that's
I think that's all the weather shit is. It's just
things are kind of reverting, and it's wild when she

(39:11):
goes backwards, same way when the ozone got worse, shit
got wild. It's kind of fixing itself. We're not as
bad off as everybody says. That's all I'm saying. And
I was really looking forward to global warming. No more winter.
I ain't gotta shove with no snow.

Speaker 2 (39:25):
Shit.

Speaker 4 (39:25):
It sounds like paradise to me.

Speaker 2 (39:26):
Fuck you mean, yeah, what you're thinking?

Speaker 4 (39:29):
The only people that was gonna be fucking was British people.
Not again, not the ship on. The British people. When
they gonna figure out a c's like they just can't.

Speaker 2 (39:36):
Canada gonna figure out fucking fire safety.

Speaker 4 (39:42):
It's not hard.

Speaker 2 (39:44):
My girl got asthma.

Speaker 3 (39:46):
And these that damn Canadians, motherfucking split mouth Canadians word.

Speaker 2 (39:51):
The South Park. It's just sucking it up.

Speaker 4 (39:53):
But necessarily same thing with the Californians. You would think
at some point they would understand.

Speaker 2 (39:58):
I think they skipped that this year.

Speaker 4 (40:00):
Oh they didn't.

Speaker 2 (40:01):
No, they fucking didn't.

Speaker 4 (40:03):
Where were you at when three counties burned the fuck
down ship market Player had to flee. That's when I
knew it was getting back. Marco Player had to dip
like damn, Mark you good? He was like smoky out here.

Speaker 3 (40:17):
Also, fucking Trump Pito is acting up a little bit,
a little bit. I never really know what I mean,
would never really know. West Side. You don't really pick
one side. You kind of say, everybody funks up and then.

Speaker 4 (40:37):
Pick a side that's better than the worst, so I
will still.

Speaker 2 (40:42):
But then you didn't stay guys, dog, this fucked up too.

Speaker 4 (40:46):
Was better than Kamala by a long shot. Kamala would
have fucked things up a lot worse. Trump is fucking
up pretty fucking bad. Still, though I trust no politician
to do anything properly.

Speaker 3 (40:58):
I genuinely feel that if if Kamala would have won,
somebody probably would have shot us by now, likely America,
somebody probably would have shot us by. Yeah, like, not
even because of anything she would do.

Speaker 2 (41:19):
They would just perceive us this week and they would
have shot us by.

Speaker 4 (41:22):
That's somebody because she grandstands, and nobody likes hearing somebody
that talks nice and don't do shit about it. I
give Trump credit where credit is allowed.

Speaker 2 (41:33):
They are worried of that nigga pushing a button.

Speaker 4 (41:37):
And sometimes I just need that. Sometimes the dumb ass
is of the turrent. Okay, I'm not, and let me
crase it. I know it sucks for everybody else, but
when you're on the winning side, I'm chilling. It's the
same probably went for the Germans when Hitler was fucking
everything up around them, They was chilling, and they're just like, well,

(41:59):
I mean, nobody fucking with me right now, So I'm sorry,
Poland that's kind of how I feel right now. I
got orange Hitler. If you want to fuck up to
everybody else, but I'm chilling. Damn that sucks, but I'm chilling,
and right now I would like to just keep chilling.
Please just leave me the funk alone. Japan, right, Japan
ain't acting up right now. I like when Japan just

(42:21):
shuts the fuck up again, like people, people. I love
World War two, by the way, Like World War two,
one of my favorite wars, A lot of people forget
that Japan was menaces.

Speaker 2 (42:32):
One of the key the key Blade War is one
of my favorite ones.

Speaker 4 (42:38):
You know, it's just fucking like Japan were menaces and
it took two nukes for them to chill the fuck out.
And mind you, they didn want to chill out off
to the two. Like a lot of people forget that
we dropped two. The emperor at the time was like, yo,
we gotta fucking tell them niggas to stop. They dropped
two sons on us and the people, the people population,

(43:00):
we got up. We can run it back one more
two weeks. We had to threaten them with a third
like we got one moment. We did not the greatest
bluff in human history, by the way, to tell niggause,
we got another one. How to fuck These niggas got
three sons to drop on a country, and we're like,
we're finna do it again, do it again, do it again,

(43:21):
and then they you had to stop them.

Speaker 3 (43:24):
So I'm currently listening to a.

Speaker 2 (43:29):
A Gundam podcast.

Speaker 3 (43:30):
Okay, that's called Mumbo Soup Mumble Soup Breakdown, and they're
going through it and they're breaking up all the ship
that is really just trauma from this nigga living through
World War dude that he.

Speaker 2 (43:44):
Just put into the show.

Speaker 4 (43:46):
And it is.

Speaker 2 (43:47):
Like, damn, we did.

Speaker 3 (43:54):
That ship God, damn yo, you gotta you gotta turn
pain in the guess.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
I don't know what to tell you.

Speaker 4 (44:02):
And we would you rather have had no nukes and
no Gundam or nukes and Gandam. I like anime.

Speaker 2 (44:12):
I don't know, like niggas might. IgGs might not have
really gotten anime.

Speaker 4 (44:19):
Anime at all if they want no. I really like
anime like toyotas.

Speaker 3 (44:28):
I gotta side outside right now, like sh I'm sorry,
we cool now.

Speaker 4 (44:36):
We kick it hard.

Speaker 2 (44:39):
If somebody shoot a town when fun.

Speaker 4 (44:44):
Taking there's a lot of soy alms exactly and just
don't start no ship again, and we'll do it again,
don't I know they got all that J pop. I'm
not letting the J pop fool me. I know they
could turn up another day, choose not to, choose not to.
We funk with you now, you got good ship. Got

(45:06):
the animals team up on somebody else? Hell yeah, like Russia.
Now when Russia, when we when we decide to just
gonna hand pave over that ship. I would like to
know what they gonna make. I don't know, like is
that like a topic of is that too touch of
a topic? So I would like to know, like after

(45:26):
we carpet mama in a country, what's they do? Product?

Speaker 2 (45:29):
Like what you're finla? Baby?

Speaker 4 (45:31):
Who cook it up some that ship?

Speaker 2 (45:32):
I'm sorry?

Speaker 4 (45:37):
I love Russians. Like Russians be chilling us.

Speaker 3 (45:39):
Something is out of the two of us, you're the
only one that sees the analytics, and you'll still take
it there.

Speaker 4 (45:44):
I can't look at the I don't care if you
can't laugh at yourself, you ain't got no right to
laugh at nobody else. Man, You ain't got the right
to laugh at nobody else. Now, I know when they
finally come carpet Mama. In the United States, we have
going to produce a fucking thing because we ain't got
nobody left that's worth for DOM. So that's the still

(46:08):
industry should rebuild should I don't think it will as
strong as it did back in the day we got
fucking never mind, I just f inso the whole group
instead of people. And that's not your fault. You didn't
do nothing to deserve that. Right now, I'll catch you
next month. Today y'all get a day off. But it's

(46:32):
just a lot. I'm just I say, there's a lot
of people that is, you know, just confused about what
they can and can't do. We are worried about the
wrong ship, you know. And I don't think still is
gonna be on the top of our list when when
the rebuilding kicks in. That's all I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (46:47):
Now.

Speaker 2 (46:49):
Agriculture we could, we could though.

Speaker 4 (46:57):
We got the what I'm saying, we got the land
mass for agriculture to be our shit again. Okay, that's
what I'm saying. Like we got the land mass, the system,
we should go back to just fucking farming.

Speaker 3 (47:09):
We need, but we need steal for they come kick
our ass again, they spend the block, we go need something.

Speaker 4 (47:16):
But that's what I'm saying. I think stee will come
as a byproduct of starting with agriculture because once steel
comes in, armaments come next. And don't nobody built shit
like Americans build dumb shit, Like a lot of people say,
like the first gunam's coming from Japan. Know what the
fuck aint It's coming from us?

Speaker 2 (47:33):
We had the gun tank. We did.

Speaker 4 (47:35):
We did, like We've made so much stupid shit over
the years. That is just like I'm impressed. I was
sitting there looking at the whole Israel thing.

Speaker 3 (47:45):
We built so much dumb shit. We traded an arms
dealer for a basketball player.

Speaker 4 (47:51):
True, we are good over here, cause the Nigga went
back and sold secrets with some shiit thirty years ago
and this like, we don't even use that no more.
What the fuck are you talking about? This shit that
people were like losing the shit over with Israel. They
were flying F twenty two's and I'm like, damn, they
got F twenty two's now forgot they bought them from
us and them's are left overs because we got F

(48:13):
thirty fives, Like, yeah, y'all can have these F twenty
two's we'll take them bitches out when you get rout.
If Israel decided to get rowdy, not saying that they would,
but if they decided to get rowdy, we got raptors.

Speaker 2 (48:26):
We got the fucking blueprints, niggas.

Speaker 4 (48:29):
We don't need the blueprints. What I'm saying is we
got raptors. They fly a lot fucking fastest, and then
F twenty two's they fly. I was like, real quick.
F twenty twos fly so fucking fast that not only
would they not catch them on the F twenty two radar,
we blow them the fuck out of the sky before
the nigg on the ground. And we did it so
the right raptors F thirty fives F twenty twos is

(48:50):
what the fuck we gave them F twenty two thunderbolts.
I think they're called as. The raptors are so fucking fast, nigga.
We flew up on some I think they were af
Ganny soldiers. They were flying just doing a passover. We
flew up chilled next to them. Niggas listen to that
coms and they talked about just taking a run on something,

(49:11):
and I probably was like, yeah, don't do that. Sitting
next to him. They had no idea who was sitting
next to him. He flew up on them. Niggas said,
don't do that, and then flew off top gun style
like niggas, don't fuck with us. That some ship and
mind you that some ship you know about y'all know
about the Raptors. Y'all don't know the ship that we

(49:32):
just got cooking up on the background.

Speaker 3 (49:35):
That's one of my favorite shits now is following the
pages they got all they got all the.

Speaker 2 (49:40):
New foods for.

Speaker 4 (49:43):
That was a weird twist to the topic. But I feel.

Speaker 2 (49:45):
You because I feel like that's that.

Speaker 4 (49:49):
But dis yeah, I feel what you.

Speaker 2 (49:53):
Ohigga, we got twenty six dropping field glitter.

Speaker 4 (50:00):
I love no, I love both of them like man.
So for Father's Day, to bring them back around to
the topic of take your pops out to go shooting,
I was.

Speaker 2 (50:12):
With the same baby. I can do that tomorrow and
my day. Maybe we can go through the rains. We've
been talking about doing that.

Speaker 4 (50:18):
You should definitely that ship wouldn't be a lot of fun.
You might. You might thoroughly enjoy that.

Speaker 2 (50:23):
I actually afford the bullets. Now. He caught me on
the you caught me on an off pay week last time.

Speaker 4 (50:30):
Now it would be a lot of fun. I would like,
did you get your floyd yet?

Speaker 2 (50:34):
No, you gotta get you.

Speaker 4 (50:36):
You can't shoot it without a foid.

Speaker 2 (50:38):
Ship always keeps happening.

Speaker 4 (50:40):
It's twenty damn dollars.

Speaker 2 (50:42):
Ship always keeps happening. Nigga.

Speaker 3 (50:45):
I can't even tell you on air you hit you?

Speaker 4 (50:52):
Please, please please? You should go time. It's quick paperwork
with dollars.

Speaker 2 (50:57):
Also, can y'all leave me the funck alone? You out there?

Speaker 3 (51:01):
They keep doing the fucking PayPal Oh you purchased a gun?
Stop stop get help. Damn niggas trying to be that
like at least five times in the last year.

Speaker 4 (51:15):
The scammers are getting pretty bold.

Speaker 2 (51:17):
Also, so many bots on Twitch in the past like
two weeks. I don't know what the fuck is going on.
It ain't just me. Other people make a planet. I
don't know.

Speaker 4 (51:27):
A man Ash is getting strong, a I.

Speaker 2 (51:31):
Is getting strong.

Speaker 3 (51:33):
I keep trying to tell niggas about our robot Overlord
is coming and motherfuckers are agreeing.

Speaker 2 (51:39):
But it came like what you're gonna do? And that's
kind of not the stands nigga.

Speaker 4 (51:43):
Sample like I mean, I feel like it's there's a difference.
If you know the A is going to be an issue,
I'd rather be well versed then.

Speaker 3 (51:51):
Under my sister it was seven years older than me,
told me to download tat GVT yesterday.

Speaker 2 (51:57):
I'm like, what the fuck? You certified in AI? And
I don't want.

Speaker 4 (52:02):
To use that's crazy, Like you're you're missing out on
so much useful information, useful styling, useful tactics, useful quick learning. Shit. Again,
it's it's all. It's not as good as people make
it seem. That's all I'm saying. Yet, yes, it has
to learn and again.

Speaker 2 (52:21):
That good yet right, I don't.

Speaker 3 (52:25):
I also haven't give it my blood to twenty three
and me nigga, I don't certain shit, I don't want that.

Speaker 2 (52:31):
But that's us too.

Speaker 4 (52:31):
That's fine.

Speaker 2 (52:33):
Even though we did about doing that the show, you
should do.

Speaker 4 (52:35):
It on the show. I think it's still be funny. Again,
I just don't think AI is the scario as people
make it seem because I've seen what AI can do.
I've utilized AI. That's great.

Speaker 3 (52:45):
All I'm saying is it don't take much to get
smarter than us. It don't take much to get smarter
than us. No, and they and I work in trying
to get niggas jobs in it. They're active, they're every data,
trying to stop the faulse and hallucinations. They're trying to
make it smarter. Yes, it don't take much to get

(53:05):
smarter than us.

Speaker 4 (53:06):
No, I'm not saying, but again it's one My thing
is I think of it this way. Are humans the
most deadly?

Speaker 3 (53:15):
I think it only takes one more big boom to
get smarter, to be smarter than us. Only we're one
discovery away from losing the ratio.

Speaker 4 (53:26):
Yeah, but here, but here's what I'm getting at. It's
do you consider humans to be the most deadly creatures
on the planet?

Speaker 2 (53:34):
Top five? Top three?

Speaker 4 (53:37):
What makes us deadly? Ingenuity and the utlization of tools, firearms, knives, whatever,
blunt objects without the humans backing it, those things are
useless at the end of the day. If you learn
to utilize those objects, then you become more deadly than

(53:58):
the object itself. So what I'm I'm saying is learning
how AI operates makes you always more deadly than the
AI itself. That's just how it works, that's just how
things are. You will always be more deadly than the
object if you learn to utilize the object. The first
thing most people thought to do when they've seen how

(54:19):
chat GPG works is how quickly can I break it?
And we've gotten really good at breaking the fuck out
of chat GPT by making it do things it's not
supposed to be able to do and by confusing the
shit out of it.

Speaker 3 (54:31):
AI is also already taken a couple of lives via
I understand those were ignorant lives, ignorant in the form
of just uneducated not knowing better. But AI has caught
a couple bodies already while it's still in the infant stages.

Speaker 4 (54:52):
I don't know about those cases per se.

Speaker 3 (54:54):
What I know the AI characters may told kids to
kill themselves and they did of their family and it happened.

Speaker 4 (55:01):
Oh well, that's different. That's that's that's that's a whole
different issue.

Speaker 2 (55:06):
AI have caught a couple of bodies. I don't.

Speaker 4 (55:11):
I'm on the same line as humans. Man. I don't
blame Manson for the Manson family being the Manson family.
Can't blame Manson for everything.

Speaker 2 (55:21):
That's that's that's.

Speaker 4 (55:24):
They might have done that regardless, and again, possibly maybe
be better parents. It's on you to dictate all of
this stuff, like it's on the person itself to dictate
and utilize all of these two as well. Same way,
I don't blame the gun for a child killing shooting
their parents, Like, first of all, why did you have
the gun? Why did not know child safety? You know

(55:46):
gun safety? Why did you leave it immediately unlocked? All
of the other things that wrapped around it. I say
the same thing about the Internet. The Internet is great.
You should still monitor how your children use the internet. MM,
it's parenting one on one. But as millennials, we forgot parenting,
and now gen Z is fucked.

Speaker 2 (56:05):
I ain't forget shit. I did not participate, not yet,
not yet. You you will be a whole other generation
by the time I participate. What's after? What's after?

Speaker 4 (56:14):
Z Alfa Alphas? Alphas is already in out? What age
is alpha alpha? I don't know, but they've and down.
They might be still twelve and down. They haven't even
I don't think they've reached like, I don't even think
they reached twelve yet, honestly, because gen Z just hit
adulthood finally, they're like the new adults, which they are terrified.

(56:35):
They are thoroughly terrified of adult is zero already? Holy shit?

Speaker 3 (56:42):
Okay, that means a couple of them niggas have already
started beta. I don't think Team Pregnancy has fucking gone away.

Speaker 4 (56:52):
I hope it has. Oh the nigga with abortion is
going away or you fucking crazy? They haven't done the
way relax, they got less easy. Maybe he once again
stop fucking up beforehand. Damn, you ain't gotta kill a
baby leaving the baby out of it like a.

Speaker 3 (57:12):
Nigg're asking to You're asking to eliminate human error for
the entire population, and that's impossible.

Speaker 4 (57:20):
And then, but what I'm saying is, you ain't got
to kill him. You ain't got a killing nigga. We
had this conversation.

Speaker 3 (57:26):
You ain't got a killing niggas out here taking themselves
out and you talking about what they doing with babies
at two minutes old.

Speaker 4 (57:33):
Were an innocent nigga alone. He ain't did ship to
nobody yet. Let him grow up the fuck up. Maybe
let me get for again. You know what I'm saying.
For a nigga, Nick Cannon, Damn, can I live get
a nigga change?

Speaker 3 (57:48):
You like fun sometimes answers No, that's fucked up, man.
Can I live sometimes? Answers No, that's fucked up, man.
That's crazy that I'm not killing babies. Man, I'm not
killing whole ass babies.

Speaker 2 (57:59):
They don't be whole ass babies.

Speaker 4 (58:02):
Nigga, After what was it? After fucking two months? That's
a whole ass baby.

Speaker 3 (58:08):
Hopefully you're not waiting two months. Like, I'm not speaking
for every fucking abortion. I'm not speaking for.

Speaker 4 (58:17):
Telling I'm just here telling you what be going on.

Speaker 3 (58:22):
You know what I'm saying most of them, I'm pro choice.
I'm saying, make better choices. That's also valid, that's all.
It's a choice to be made. And I'm saying, if
you pass the threshold, nigga, let the nigga live. Yeah,
but that's the thing. They are not letting these niggas
live that past that threshold.

Speaker 4 (58:39):
I have a.

Speaker 2 (58:42):
I'm not going to defense, but that's.

Speaker 4 (58:44):
What I'm saying. Like a lot of these pro choices
be like up to eight months. Eight months, yes.

Speaker 3 (58:51):
Wait, I didn't even know that was possible that I
thought that killed the girl at that point.

Speaker 4 (58:58):
Born babies to be aborted out of here, They're just
like you want to you want to you want to keep?
Having looked into that at all, that ship scared the
funk out of me. When they had the doctor on record,
he was like, you want them or not? I want
him or not? Nigga, here he's here.

Speaker 2 (59:14):
That's crazy. I need to look at it. That was
you said, that was the US.

Speaker 3 (59:18):
No, that's here, that's here, baby, that's crazy.

Speaker 4 (59:21):
That's one of them pro choice stays. That's what I'm like.

Speaker 2 (59:23):
That's the Chinese there, that's crazy.

Speaker 4 (59:27):
That's what I'm like. I'm fine with choices, but let's
let's tear list.

Speaker 3 (59:32):
Yes, let's make better choices. But I feel like the
church would still be there. No, but that's what I'm
saying most Yes.

Speaker 2 (59:40):
No, I.

Speaker 3 (59:42):
Don't feel like I should have to defend eight month
abortion because I'm good with two.

Speaker 4 (59:48):
I think two is a bit much.

Speaker 2 (59:50):
How much could form in two months?

Speaker 4 (59:52):
A lot, A lot, a lot forms within the first
four weeks. When did they get the heart meat? That's
like six weeks heartbeat is like, all right, that's damn
there almost that's two weeks off. So that's what I'm
giving you. Two more weeks after heartbeats. Nigga, you gotta chill.

(01:00:17):
That's damn near a baby. That's that's two weeks. That's
damn their whole ass baby heartbeat. But what the fuck
about brain function? I think brain function comes right after that.
So this is a wild way to end this episode.

Speaker 3 (01:00:32):
But I don't even remember what the fuck we talked about,
big we started with the rock fucking.

Speaker 6 (01:00:37):
Yeah, this is father sad?

Speaker 4 (01:00:41):
Do you have that information off the top?

Speaker 1 (01:00:43):
I mean, I'm just going off of what I know.
I've never been I don't have kids, thank you. But
a baby is fully developed at thirty seven weeks. They
have some lesser organ organs that may need a little
extra help, like the lungs, right, but they're ready to

(01:01:05):
be out at thirty seven.

Speaker 4 (01:01:07):
Weeks, and is definitely GETNA abortion after around thirty thirty weeks.
I've known, I know a bitch, I got it right.

Speaker 2 (01:01:15):
I've thirty seven times thirty seven about.

Speaker 4 (01:01:18):
Four is nine and a quarter, So that's way too
far off.

Speaker 1 (01:01:23):
Thing.

Speaker 4 (01:01:23):
Yeah, that's when they're born. We're not We're just you're
just the When is brain function? Maybe that should be
the thing we should look up because heart I remember
heartbeat was at six. You get like most of you
get all your identifying DNA within the first week. Yeah,

(01:01:44):
I'm just saying two months is my threshold anything for me?
Two months after that, your asshole. You are killing a person.
If you want to do that, you're a murderer. I
feel like you could just why don't people like it?

Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
Option?

Speaker 4 (01:02:00):
Like, adoption is not that bad. It's really not that bad.
We definitely need to fix the system. I'm also that
type of dude that says all of our systems need
to be fixing, immigration to abortion to adoption, all that
shit needs to be fixed where it's a little simpler.

Speaker 3 (01:02:17):
I'm I'm not the I'm just gonna be I'm a
couch activist. I'm a couch activist. I'm not gonna go
out there and protest. But shout out to all of
the motherfuckers that have been out there protesting and all
of the different cities during throughout all of the bullshit

(01:02:39):
that has been going on. Even I even saw a
couple of wrestlers out there, Damn Punk and Damian Pree.

Speaker 4 (01:02:48):
I'm not surprised seeing punk seeing.

Speaker 2 (01:02:50):
Punk, Damn Punk is having a rough week.

Speaker 3 (01:02:54):
Seeing fucker's having a real rough week after that Saturday announcement.

Speaker 4 (01:02:57):
But I will say this, as long as they're still protesting,
I'm cool with it. As soon as I know a
lot of people are just like, what's the difference between
a protesting a riot when ship starts burning. As soon
as you start burning ship, I don't fuck.

Speaker 2 (01:03:11):
With you no more a car gets flipped over, it's
no longer.

Speaker 4 (01:03:14):
No longer protests. Honestly, I be really teetering on. As
soon as you walk your dumb ass in the street
and block traffic, I'm like, now you're starting to piss
me off. You Yeah, you're right, you're protesting me from
getting to my destination. Now, if you don't move your
punk ass out the way with your skulls, I'm I'm no,
it's not gonna be resting to be GTA, and I'm
gonna run through your punk ass, like, move the funk

(01:03:36):
out my way, stay your ass on the sidewalk.

Speaker 2 (01:03:39):
You can got some New Orleans and.

Speaker 4 (01:03:43):
It's just a little bit. That's what I'm saying. I'm
not mad at your called.

Speaker 2 (01:03:51):
That's one of the.

Speaker 4 (01:03:53):
I mean, you can run that back to Kenosha too.
I'm just saying, keep you you keep your calls on
the on the sidewalk. That's all. Please pretty please say
what you want. I ain't even know, bro. I've had
a learner have his dad deported in during the middle
of class.

Speaker 2 (01:04:12):
That's just crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:04:13):
No, it is crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:04:15):
I mean espec like, I get it.

Speaker 3 (01:04:19):
If it's the motherfucking Venezuelan's if you've been here a while,
come on, ice like chill out.

Speaker 4 (01:04:28):
Also, why haven't you Some of these niggas won't even
start the process though I know too that won't start
the process of becoming a citizen.

Speaker 2 (01:04:37):
You know two people that are like in the hot
seat right now.

Speaker 4 (01:04:42):
Nigga, start the process or something like you've been chilling
start you can try? Oh say, can you see? Ain't
that hard of us on to learn?

Speaker 2 (01:04:50):
Like?

Speaker 3 (01:04:50):
Damn yeah, but do you remember how stressed you was
trying to take the constitution.

Speaker 4 (01:04:55):
Past that bitch on the first try?

Speaker 2 (01:04:57):
It was I mean, I did too, but I was
stressed out first.

Speaker 4 (01:05:00):
It's not I was not. I was not worried about
It's another damn test. You learn the shit real quick.
You take it, and you can get it six months later.

Speaker 2 (01:05:07):
I generally have test anxiety, but maybe I'm good.

Speaker 4 (01:05:11):
That's crazy. But again like that, but again I can
understand we were giving the constitutions test. We got one
year's time to figure that shit out, and not even
one year's time. It was like three to four months.
It was like, by the way, this is coming up,
you better pass.

Speaker 3 (01:05:26):
Yeah, nigga, you got I don't even remember what the
like penalty was for not passing.

Speaker 4 (01:05:31):
You didn't graduate.

Speaker 2 (01:05:32):
Oh you didn't graduate. Damn, it's fucked up.

Speaker 4 (01:05:36):
I feel like, shit, they should up it. You should
get kicked out too.

Speaker 2 (01:05:41):
Hard, kicked out. How the fuck you go learn what you.

Speaker 4 (01:05:44):
Need to learn and you get kicked crazy, man, you
should have learned this shit. You got six months in
the cater class. You better learn this ship. I feel
like we should do that.

Speaker 2 (01:05:52):
All of our foreign listeners have an equivalent to that.

Speaker 4 (01:05:55):
Yeah, immigration, they all have it. To stop acting like
they don't.

Speaker 2 (01:05:59):
No, nigga, I mean the fucking test.

Speaker 4 (01:06:03):
I don't know, but all countries have immigration.

Speaker 3 (01:06:07):
Yes, about the fuck know that I'm talking about like
a test all your government.

Speaker 4 (01:06:11):
I'm sure they do.

Speaker 2 (01:06:12):
They have to, they they had. They should actually might
be a lot more rigorous.

Speaker 4 (01:06:17):
Because ours are small of our history small max what
two hundred plus years?

Speaker 2 (01:06:22):
That's all motherfucker. They might act.

Speaker 3 (01:06:24):
They might you don't pass this, I might beat you
like that, like that might be crazy over there.

Speaker 4 (01:06:29):
True, what I'm saying this is what we if we
should we should do that for a podcast episode. It's
solidarity with the forwarders. We should take the constitution test
all over again. What if we get deported, like you know,
we shouldn't be here. We shouldn't be hearing this is

(01:06:51):
hard to the bitch.

Speaker 2 (01:06:55):
Okay, that's so stupid.

Speaker 4 (01:07:00):
It is very stupid. But if I swear to God,
if I if I fly through that bitch, I'm gonna
be mad, like all right, that nigga, I took this
bitch again.

Speaker 2 (01:07:08):
If I don't get it bed, no, I've been here.

Speaker 4 (01:07:13):
But I mean I don't give a fuck anymore. That's
a difference. So like, I'm gonna give us a smaller threatshow.
I'm gonna come up. We put it together. We get
seven days to study and past that bitch by the
next episode. If we can't pull it off for seven
days or we can't pull off nigga, you can.

Speaker 3 (01:07:32):
Pull off in seven days, then six months, hold on, yo,
we might be able to flip this into some generational ship.
Like if we could fucking create a seven day plan
to help niggas then.

Speaker 2 (01:07:47):
Get the shit. We could blow the funk up.

Speaker 4 (01:07:49):
We could. I ain't mad at that. I want to
cut though.

Speaker 2 (01:07:53):
Yeah yeah, no, yeah, but.

Speaker 4 (01:07:58):
You cook, but ship. I ain't mad at that crazy
because I again, I'm not. I'm just getting your lazy
ass coming here and not doing ship like how hard.

Speaker 2 (01:08:08):
I don't know what the fuck you talking about them.

Speaker 3 (01:08:11):
Venezuelans was getting to it, but the motherfuckers was out
there uber and with me now speaking of liquor, that's crazy, motherfuckers.
It's more venesualen uber Uber eats niggas than ain't at
this point.

Speaker 4 (01:08:27):
I believe that. I do believe that. But most of
them got work visas though, which visas definitely. I'm saying
that I know for a fact, because I know there's
a group of motherfuckers that have like a group to
make sure that they.

Speaker 2 (01:08:42):
Keep their visas together, and I think that not all
of them.

Speaker 3 (01:08:46):
I'm saying, piggyback off the dollarge that there's a group
out there to not have But I won't know.

Speaker 4 (01:08:54):
You too lazy to join this community group to get
your ship together. You can go, you know, like you
at some point you're just being lazy. That's all I'm saying.
There's a threshold of yes, maybe the process is difficult,
but then there's another process of your nigga. You can't
be here for like five years and not try like
you ain't trying five and five.

Speaker 3 (01:09:15):
You cann't forget. I feel you on that, That's all
I'm saying. I'm talking about the motherfuckers that got dropped
off here on the bus. I'll talking about them niggas.

Speaker 4 (01:09:23):
Them niggas shouldn't be here any damn way because you
didn't try to do none of that shit, right. You
just showed the fuck up and and you know what,
shout out to Texas and Florida. I'm still not mad
at them. They said, y'all want them, y'all can have them.
We said, get these agaiety here, and you said, no,
that's bad. All right, you take them. And I'm political

(01:09:45):
stunt or not ballsy, political stunt and valid because what
happened right after that, everybody else started bitching. Nah, dom bitch. Now,
you weren't saying shit when they was in Texas. Don't
say a motherfucking thing when they hit Chicago. It was balls.
If it was me and Texas.

Speaker 2 (01:10:01):
They played chicken and we lost, and we lost on.

Speaker 4 (01:10:03):
Now and then. You know, Nigga Touche, you hit us
with your God like he made another day. You need
your thing taxes. I'm sure we are way over time,
So on that note, we should probably in an episode.
We'll see y'all after Father's Day Wednesday. See you later. Goodbye,

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