Clown College Over Harvard?! + The Wheel of Nonsense Spins Wild! - Nonsense Podcast S4E93 - NonSense

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Got a question for you too, What school do you
think is the hardest to get accepted into.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
A school of hard knocks? No, they accept.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
Everybody like this is an actual physical.

Speaker 4 (00:13):
School, physical school, duell Academy. I actually just looked up
like top schools. I don't remember no umber one, but
I do know that Loyola was like number eleven. Really,
so Loyola.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
Loyal is up there. I'm gonna say, just because fuck them,
Whitney Young High School because they got a lottery sister
had to get and I couldn't get in, just because
they said they had enough ethnic students, So y'all can suck.
They had enough. They said they had enough niggas schools.
If we don't need no more, we need somebody else.

(00:58):
We got to get some other people here. And that
was on my decline letter, that we have enough ethnic students,
go ahead and apply somewhere. Els. So I'm gonna say
with the youngest, y'all't both.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
That's crazy and that's very local. This is more nationwide,
I guess. But the number one hardest school to get
into is the official Clown School. They they only accept
one point five to two percent of applicants per year.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
You can't even get to be a clown.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
And it can't even be a clown. I know some
clowns for free, but the second hardest. Being Harvard is
three point five percent.

Speaker 5 (01:44):
Easier.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
It's easier to get into Harvard Law School than it
is to be a clown.

Speaker 6 (01:53):
In this country.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Was begging for now they are.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
This nice twenty nineteen.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
Oh yeah, now that that's before they had some for
they were pristine. Not no more, sir, not no more.
That's crazy, they said in the opposite of them.

Speaker 4 (02:14):
Of the Whitney, young lady, please please help ethnics.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
We're trying to keep our funds. Good riddings. You know,
it's not shout out what's the opposite of a shoutout
fuck you? Fuck you to every Harvard Law student because
you know, y'all don't know nothing. Anyway, I'm I'm gonna
be realistic. They don't know, they don't know nothing. They
went there for the name, and they got the name.
So congratulations.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Did you hear about that kid that went to classes,
didn't enroll, wasn't actually a student, but he went to
classes and was on campus, yeah, and did all the things.

Speaker 6 (02:51):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
They made a TV show about it.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Oh, they suits suits is pretty much the show of
I went.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
I took all the classes, I know all the answers
I said, I got a law degree, but I really
don't pass the bar, have every ability to, but I
ain't gonna give y'all them few dollars to pass the
bar and got a lawyer job. And then if I
found out and got sued, I'm not mad at it
in a weird way. I'm not mad at it because
if anything, that makes him the best lawyer ever, if

(03:21):
he could fool other lawyers and the making people believe
that he is a lawyer, I want him. I'm gonna
hire that guy. Obviously he's better than everybody else with
the paper. No, that's crazy. So I'm now I'm curious.
What's the qualifications become a clown?

Speaker 1 (03:37):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (03:38):
You know, like I don't know if they pull up
somebody you need, like if you actually need a high
school diploma to become a clown. I'm a first all
be kind of mad because y'all like y'all doing God's work,
y'all not I could tie balloon. I think I ain't
ever try it, but I feel like I could pull
it off. How hard can it be a couple of
piles to the face.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Have to have theatrical skills, physical dexcharity, and genuine connection
with an audience, So they basically go through an audition
to go.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
To absolutely not no, no physical dexterity. I feel like
podcasts typically are the laziest human beings on the planet.
You typically typically.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
So one of the skills.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
One of the skills is uh, juggling, magic, physical comedy.

Speaker 3 (04:34):
Obviously I can't juggle, but uh, the ultimate.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
Requirement is having good stage presence and a good sense
of humor.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
That I got them too. I can't juggle save my life,
though I don't tried it. Have you?

Speaker 3 (04:53):
I used to be able to, but I don't think
I can now.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
I didn't barely post ahead of time. I could barely
juggle to two balls, and then people be like, oh,
now this hoss in the third dope can't do it,
can't do it. I'd be just trying to do this
sover and over again. I'd be fucking that up.

Speaker 3 (05:10):
What was your other question for how.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
Much do it cost to be officially clam I want
an official clown license? Is it a license or a degree?
I have actual like the more I'm thinking about it.
The more questions I actually got, do you get a
degree or a license to clam?

Speaker 1 (05:26):
It can range from you can go to school for
free some places, but it can also be several hundred dollars.
So there's a couple uh different schools on here that
are like four ninety nine, one seventy five, three fifty.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
That's not knowing that there's options. Now, I got to
look for credited clown classes. Yeah, you can't just be
taking anybody's clown classes.

Speaker 6 (05:54):
What's the compt of clowns?

Speaker 2 (05:58):
Do I gotta get a cert? A clown certification? Is
it fake clowns? Out here? Was Moso for real about
Homie Boo boo the food? Is he the clown? Crusty?
Ain't nobody's clawing a drug addict?

Speaker 6 (06:15):
About Gallagher? He kind of a mind?

Speaker 2 (06:19):
He would be considered the mind. Are all moms clowns?
Are all clowns? Moms?

Speaker 6 (06:24):
No? All some moms are clowns.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
Yes. Yeah, as soon as you say that I got you,
I got quite. The fact that I actually got questions
actually bothers me more other than nothing. That's that's kind
of weird. I don't like that. I I don't care
about Harvard at all. That's fucking Harvard. I don't give
it two ships about it.

Speaker 3 (06:48):
Just like the next hardest one.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
That's saying like I'm glad Harvard the second just because
of that was was right.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
It takes you about a year to finish.

Speaker 3 (07:06):
Most schools.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
Again, the fact that it only takes six months to
become a cop, but a full here to become a clown.
I keep saying, we need we are funding the wrong shit.
We are funding the wrong shit. Stop defunding the police.
Please fund them so they can stay in school a
little Longer's on, I'm asking, did you see the billboards

(07:28):
for CPD The fact that they got a thoroughly out
of shape nigga on the billboards. No, no, bests, don't
make them look that big. That nigga made me look
like I was in shape. But that's a problem. Like
I'm like, man, I could definitely outwork that man, And
no way, I cannot work here. If you can't jupe

(07:49):
the cop that's on the CPD billboard, you deserve to
get caught. You not only you deserve to get caught,
but I feel like YO sitting should just be to
be in jail.

Speaker 5 (07:58):
Whoa, that's I'll beep it.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
Like that should just be your sentence, Like you ain't
gotta stay here. I don't.

Speaker 6 (08:16):
That's that's an occupation, have it. That's gonna happen.

Speaker 2 (08:22):
No, I need I don't want to wish for I
want to make sure it happens to him. He deserves that,
like he needs that treatment because you let that big
motherfucker catch you. He has no business catching no money
unless he put four rounds in you. You should be
getting away now.

Speaker 3 (08:41):
You know those those billboards are models. They're not real cops.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
Who is he modeling for? Heavy D?

Speaker 6 (08:49):
They?

Speaker 4 (08:51):
Okay, they got a plus size cop.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
I don't want no plus science cops. The fuck man
catch them. I need him to you.

Speaker 4 (09:01):
They gotta pull leading. They got a showding and said no,
you can do it too.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
Is that what it is they're trying to recruit here, right,
Maybe that's what it was.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
It's like, look what we got, please please show up.
I don't know if I'd be embarrassing, because that's my
job is to force niggas to show up to be
a cop.

Speaker 4 (09:21):
It might be a factor, it might be a factory.
I showed him, you know, that's a reason I never
told you my cousin is a cor Why not, she's
a lady.

Speaker 2 (09:31):
I don't give a shit.

Speaker 4 (09:32):
You are you You harder on lady cops than you
are on fat cops.

Speaker 2 (09:37):
No, I'm harder on them if they got the physical
ability to do their job. That's all it is. Now again,
if she gets if she gets shake, gonna catch that desk,
you might want to catch that desk real quick. If
she got to hitch your trigger finger, I need you
gonna hand sit down man something a mount something mount
coach ain't ready.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
I just need you to know the difference between a
toun gun and a gun gun.

Speaker 2 (09:59):
Yeah, that's all I'm say. If if she if she
can't pull one of these real quick, I gonna need
you to let me need you to sub out if
she got here getting me bounds. That's all I'm saying.
There's a whole lot of problems.

Speaker 3 (10:13):
All right, let's start the show.

Speaker 2 (10:59):
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I don't even know what the fuck that was about.

Speaker 4 (12:06):
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Speaker 2 (12:14):
It's been fun. I think that's all of them.

Speaker 6 (12:17):
It's not.

Speaker 2 (12:17):
But back there, Kelly's pushing all the buttons over here.
Chat is our hr kick, but he might get fired
and then there's a duck just because of why not
hold security?

Speaker 6 (12:32):
You got that thing on him?

Speaker 2 (12:33):
Okay, hopefully everybody at home is doing well. We are
doing kind of well. It's been a minute, been hot.
We've been away for a little too long. I apologize,
but you know, sometimes life be lifing and I hate
life sometimes and it's okay.

Speaker 6 (12:50):
I guess who's back? Nonsense back, Tell a friend.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
You should, you should one of the greatest podcasts that
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Speaker 4 (13:00):
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Speaker 6 (13:08):
We have a support group.

Speaker 2 (13:09):
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I think. Do it, no nonsense? Do you know what
to do with exactly how y'all doing?

Speaker 6 (13:22):
Though? Well, good Kelly, I'm alive.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
Chad all right, A very few words, so I'm fine.
You know what, I've always said that though the less
I hear from Achard the better. Anytime I hear from
chr shit pretty much.

Speaker 6 (13:48):
What did I do? Now?

Speaker 2 (13:49):
It's just like, well, what what do you want? What
exactly do you want?

Speaker 4 (13:53):
As long as Chad gives me a thumbs up periodically,
I know we could all right.

Speaker 2 (13:57):
So the best way to put it in the simplest
where to put it. We didn't see or let me
let me phrase it. Things haven't been happening since we've
been gone. Everything has been happening. People have been asking
for our opinions on certain topics. People have been wondering, like, Yo, nonsense,
I hope y'all seeing this? What y'all think? That's crazy?

(14:18):
And then we just decided to take a little quick hiatus.
So I brought back the wheel. I brought back the wheel.
People love a wheel. Everybody love a wheel. And that way,
I ain't gotta say it ain't my fault if we
get to your topic of NNT, it's all fate. So
we leave in today's topics strictly the faith. Whatever the

(14:39):
wheel decides is whatever the wheel decides. So kelly, if
you don't mind spinning the wheel and letting us know
what we are, what are we going to discuss for
a bit?

Speaker 4 (14:50):
Please tell us old wise circular overlord, well or no.

Speaker 2 (14:56):
Hit them with the jack on, whack a will of morality,
turn turn turned, tell us the lesson that we should learn.
Spin that wheel. I forgot to put the one with
the logo in the middle. Test Ah, thank you. We

(15:16):
can start off with the battlesfield made of beats cod
I've been.

Speaker 4 (15:21):
So I'm not a shooter guy outside of Like Rivals
or Overwatch, but I have been seeing a lot of
Battlefield six on Twitch. Yeah, I don't believe. I don't
believe I've seen any call of duty. And my friends
in my follow lesson since the Battlefield dropped and just

(15:43):
off the little game players say god, damn, God damn.
Like I was impressed with Like Rivals level of stage destruction,
Battlefield got stage destruction like.

Speaker 6 (15:57):
A dragon ball game. That's shit crazy.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
So so sir, as the resident shooter, as the resident
lover of all things that blow up and cut and
hater of cut even though I play cut, still play CUD.
I would like to reiterate Battlefield six is still in
beta form and it's only been out two weekends weeks.
And when I say two weeks, I mean last Friday, Saturday,

(16:21):
and Sunday stopped. And then this weekend there was seven
seventy or seven hundred thousand players with no game sitting
in the lobbies. There was no game going on. People
just like I'm a chill because I want to make
sure you couldn't even get into service for three hours.
For some people, you just couldn't get.

Speaker 6 (16:42):
In to play the basket in the ayebiance.

Speaker 2 (16:44):
You gotta wait, you gotta wait your turn. But boil boil.
When I got in, I got it in. I got
it in. It's what I wanted. It's simply what I wanted.
When I boot up a shooter, especially a war based shooter,
I want to feel like I'm a war without the
risk of death.

Speaker 6 (17:02):
I felt like I was at war and I was
just viewer. Like like the.

Speaker 4 (17:08):
The phrase I kept here it was how many.

Speaker 6 (17:13):
Timesands this buildings gonna blow up?

Speaker 2 (17:17):
It just they ca Dice Games are kings of destruction,
Like there has been no company that figured out aerial
destruction like Dice Games. And they put it on the forefront.
They won herds that made sure destruction destructibility. Because they've
definitely ruined it with the last one. They brought it
back and they brought it back hardcore. They were like,

(17:38):
that's important. And the second thing is, I bet not
never see a colorful character in this bitch. If you
ain't wearing fatigues, get the fuck out of my game.
Ain't not a nan turtle, ain't no beams and butt head.
Ain't no pink ass NICKI Minaj, none of that shit.
I don't need none of that shit in my fucking game.
I don't give a fuck. I just want to with

(18:01):
guns that I can potentially know what the fuck it is. Instead,
it's made up shit. Oh, they figured it all out.
They figured it all out. No sliding, no wall running,
no goofy shit. The tanks look good, they function well,
guns hit. The shotgun is op. Maybe tune that down,
this midget, because I shouldn't be picking off dudes with

(18:22):
a shotgun better than I can a grenade launcher. I
don't know how the shotgun works better than the RPG,
but you know what, I'm cool with it. I'm cool
with it. They have already. They laid out a long
laundry list of things that they won't be messing with.
They won't do no battle passes, god, no character no,
no ridiculous character stands. Thank god. They're just like bare bones,

(18:45):
good game. That's all they ask about. Now. The creators
just gotta fight EA. They just got to keep EA's
hands off of an EA game. And we copasthetic, We
actually coposthetic. I'm enjoying it. I played with the homies
for a minute. Everybody was a little tipsy playing, but
we got the job done. Won a few, lost a few.
Nobody was complaining no skill based match. Like all the

(19:07):
things that you hate a COD, I'm telling you all
the things you dislike in COD are not in Battlefield six.
I'm telling you to give it a shot. I'm not
saying you got a buy it. I'm telling you try.
You know you don't like COD. No one likes God anymore.
Give Battlefield a fair shot. If nothing else, support it
because they're doing the right things. That's all I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (19:31):
That's kind of what I just That's kind of what
I be feeling about wrestling sometimes. But with that in wrestling,
I realize there's people that are just not gonna get
off the hamster wheel.

Speaker 2 (19:45):
But that goes with anybody who touches a two K game.
Two two K just got a stranglehold on it's people,
and it's fine, just like COD. For the most people
have a stranglehold on the people. Madden another group of people.
But now's the time, man, vote with your wallet makes
some sense for once be happy, choose happiness. I feel

(20:05):
like gamers refuse to choose happiness.

Speaker 4 (20:07):
If it's three months, three and a half left months
of this year, out of a year that's felt long
as fucked personally, spend the last three doing something.

Speaker 6 (20:21):
Doing some ship out of the north, I break your
habit a little bit.

Speaker 2 (20:25):
I know, tis the season. Literally two K literally on
the way for both.

Speaker 4 (20:33):
I've been asking, and I don't usually ask e A
for ship just because I know I'm gonna get disappointed,
of course, but I feel like there's no greater way
to do a double woman that sticking it to debby
de B and two K. Then for e A to
come out within ae.

Speaker 2 (20:52):
W game, it wouldn't be nice.

Speaker 4 (20:55):
NBA Live the last live that came out, I know
niggas should on it, but that was also from two
K heads.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
I mean I played it, so I wasn't a two
K head, but two At that point, two K was
getting bad but not bad yet not bad enough to
switch right now, Maybe maybe I would consider it. But then,
because that was what two K fourteen, two K thirteen
and fourteen was just like these ain't my favorites, but
I still fuck with you. I was like, was it nineteen? Yeah?

(21:27):
They did that one last? Like all right, let me
try it one up. I'm no, because two K nineteen
was decent. Two K eighteen and nineteen both were decent.
So no, they picked the wrong times, whereas this time
EA picked the perfect time to say we're finna jump back.

Speaker 4 (21:46):
They seemed did you see that two K adding like
green releases to pre rebounding.

Speaker 2 (21:52):
Yeah, you had a time. I don't know.

Speaker 6 (21:54):
I don't know how to feel about that.

Speaker 2 (21:55):
You always had a time of rebound. All they did
was put an animation on it. You couldn't just and
grab board. So I'm fifty to fifty on it. It
depends on how they implement it. And guess what, I
won't know because I ain't buying it.

Speaker 6 (22:08):
Well they put it.

Speaker 4 (22:09):
Somebody put a gift of two K two K twenty
seven when I failed, When I failed my running animates.

Speaker 2 (22:18):
Peter exactly. Yeah, they're getting a little too much into
these green bars. But and the only reason it's not
that I'm mad about the timing, it's the fact that
I'm gonna have to fight everybody with them Kronos cards
Like I like, if it's just a skilled timing, I
on trip, But once the chronoses get involved, Cronosis are cheating. Devices.
Don't go by one, you're you're a loser. But once

(22:41):
people start buying those, you're not competing, so off of them. No,
they're not. You're just ruining the game for everybody else.
You suck it. Everybody's I'm glad you got a few
extra bucks. You suck at video games. That's all it is.
Let's do another one. I think that's good enough. I hope, y'all.
I hope you get your jolly's worth. What's on the wheel?

(23:05):
Baby up up, there you go, it's time.

Speaker 6 (23:18):
It's been great.

Speaker 4 (23:19):
So huh, Power Rangers and Fortnite? So last week.

Speaker 6 (23:30):
Was it?

Speaker 4 (23:31):
I think they might have The trailer might have came
out two weeks ago. There's a new chapter in Fortnite,
Chapter six, season four whatever, I'm not a Fortnite guy.
There's a bug invasion. They called in the Halo guys.
The Halo Master Chief couldn't get it done. They started
a new organization. The fans couldn't get it done. Who

(23:54):
you gonna call, motherfucker? Power Rangers. Light came from the sky,
the animated trailer turned to real life, and red, yellow,
and Blue served up some bug ass.

Speaker 6 (24:08):
And then when the big bug came.

Speaker 2 (24:10):
We need biggest of power.

Speaker 4 (24:12):
Now Bega Cave is stepped on the bug. It is lit.
All of the skins are in there. They're in a
bundle thirty six hundred. My only gripe is God damn.
V bugs is expensive, Like, what the fuck has these
kids been doing?

Speaker 6 (24:28):
Not working? God damn, It is so much to go
up in levels. Each level is eighty thousand experience.

Speaker 4 (24:39):
You need one hundred levels to get the White range
of Tommy. Yeah, but no other than that complaint. Everything
is perfect.

Speaker 2 (24:50):
Did you get the battle pass? You damn right?

Speaker 6 (24:52):
I got thet pass.

Speaker 2 (24:55):
About the battle pass and the bundle.

Speaker 4 (24:58):
About the bundle, they got all of the all of
the Rangers. They have the dance thing.

Speaker 2 (25:05):
Yeah, I thought that was kind of dope. I was like,
what a like hidden gym of a thought process of
throwing there.

Speaker 4 (25:11):
Also, you can use their morph emo on other characters. Yes,
it brings it puts the Lama coin.

Speaker 2 (25:18):
Yeah, I thought that was kinda sick.

Speaker 4 (25:20):
In the Battle Past they have well, all of their
weapons are pickaxes. Also something cool not officially announced, but
we think we know where this is leading in the.

Speaker 6 (25:36):
Battle past Green Ranger.

Speaker 4 (25:38):
Well, in the Battle Past they do characters, and then
on the next page they do the like an offshoot
a character, so Green Ranger and Right Ranger are one character.
What a lot of people were saying was this is
not the last Power Rangers thing.

Speaker 6 (25:55):
The next Power Rangers they're gonna do.

Speaker 4 (25:57):
The rumor is is Dino Thunder and they're gonna put
in the black Tommy skin.

Speaker 2 (26:01):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (26:03):
Eventually, the idea is for us to get all five
Tommy's in.

Speaker 2 (26:08):
Fortnite and one character, so you can switch Master More
for scenario, Master.

Speaker 6 (26:12):
More for Tommy and Fortnite hard.

Speaker 2 (26:16):
Hard.

Speaker 6 (26:17):
I don't even fuck with Turbot like that, but hard.

Speaker 2 (26:19):
Yeah. No, I'm kind of into that. We still need,
we still need and I know I don't think they'll
do it, but I need a Tommy Oliver skin.

Speaker 6 (26:28):
Though I don't know if we'll give that because none
of the Rangers can do more.

Speaker 2 (26:33):
No, I think that's kind of nice, because the thing is,
that's who would you do morph like Yellow and Red
into I mean, Ray, you joke, go Jason who gets
two ships about Rocky? I don't care less contracts fuck
figure it out.

Speaker 4 (26:46):
But the contracts is why they didn't, right, because you
would have to who the fuck is you need a
wizie boy to get a contract from from the Yellow Range?
I mean her state. I guess man, she does. She
was twenty when the Power Rangers came out.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
I know. And but you haven't a state up until
you die. Yes, so I'm sure say putting something together
and it could still pay the family regardless.

Speaker 4 (27:11):
But oh and on September sixteenth, the extra battle pass
opens up. But you get a chance to get the
megasort as a skin. Oh that's kind of din onga.
So yeah, I like that.

Speaker 2 (27:27):
I do like that. The only thing that I seen
that I was kind of a little upset with, which
is also on the wheel and hopefully we get to it.
I am a little bit like that's it's fortnite. So
I knew it was gonna happen eventually, but the disrespect
to just snatch hell Divers and turn it into their thing,
It's just like, all right, calm down.

Speaker 6 (27:46):
Also, the Tiger Zord is a glider.

Speaker 2 (27:50):
Yes, that's really cool. I didn't see how it works though.
Are you on top or okay? That's that was the
only thing I was like, are you riding or are hanging.

Speaker 6 (27:59):
Outder Meath on top? Of it.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
That's kind of sick. I do enjoy that. No, they
did well with that, and it's not you specifically, but
there is more people say the things you say for
people who are upset that they keep sucking off the
Dinosaur Mighty Morphin era.

Speaker 6 (28:16):
Yes, but it works. Yeah, like it works.

Speaker 4 (28:20):
But the thing is, I've personally been asking for Power
Rangers in Fortnite for five years, so I wasn't gonna
not show up.

Speaker 2 (28:27):
No, I know, I'm not. That's but there's others that
just be like if it was my Power Ranger, if
it was this other season, it's like, first of all,
let's remember who brought this ship here, who made this
ship popular here? If it won from Mighty Morphin, Yes,
what none of this matter. You wouldn't be talking about
none of this. Okay, there's a thousand other Super sent
Times before and people don't talk about them. We start

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even when you. Most people go to Super Centime for
the first time as you. They start as you Ranger
because they know what it's like. The sixteenth Thank you,
So you know, you know what you think, you know
who's bringing it home. That's all I'm saying. Are there
great series after? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (29:04):
Absolutely, but stand in line. Wait, we might get to
you haven't even done one piece.

Speaker 6 (29:10):
Yet, so they got some other ship to cover.

Speaker 2 (29:13):
It is all what I'm saying. So it's gonna take it.

Speaker 6 (29:15):
But I've been loving the shorts. I've been loving the scenes.

Speaker 4 (29:18):
There was one person that pulled up washed the Rangers
and then got rescued by the Ninja turtles.

Speaker 6 (29:24):
Yes, yes, And there's.

Speaker 4 (29:28):
A mold where you can six stack, so if you
got if you got five homies, y'all can go be
all six Rangers. I'm I'm I'm having I'm having fun
and I don't even like going there and shoot people
per se. I go on there and I do the
like the jam stages. I've been having a blast. I've
been having a blast. The emotes. I love the emotes.

Speaker 6 (29:48):
I wish I had more dances so I could make
exact dance more.

Speaker 2 (29:54):
I hate that. I know, I understand what you mean.
I would have loved the hip hop keto em though.
I really would have loved that.

Speaker 6 (30:00):
But no, there is something in there that's already similar.

Speaker 2 (30:03):
Now I want exactly the hip hop kits.

Speaker 4 (30:05):
Also, they added the crip walk and I'm like, which
crip did you pay? To get this signed, but they
did not.

Speaker 2 (30:11):
Snoop that was part of the Snoop set. Oh, because
I got the Snoop set. Okay, I'll be doing that
ship because I'd be cripwalking my ass off. And it's
music Mansion too, so i'd be standing the slow crip
walk eminem on that crip walk in half of the
time too, just just to piss people off, because I know,

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ain't nobody gonna be okay with that.

Speaker 6 (30:34):
Now.

Speaker 2 (30:35):
I enjoy it. I enjoy it. I'm gonna go boot
up Fortnite pretty soon. I just got to wait till
this battlefield weekend is off with because I'm having I'm
having too much fun battle for right now. But Pound
Rangers is right up the next for me to go
ahead and hop into just well, y'all gotta rob hell divers. Well,
y'all had to do that to me.

Speaker 4 (30:53):
I was so confused because because they're like, not only
did they rob hell divers, they made all the spartans
look like pussies.

Speaker 2 (31:04):
Extra thing spartans.

Speaker 6 (31:05):
Yeah, damn, that's the Chief that the thief is cooked.

Speaker 2 (31:10):
Its lord, I mean, although Master Chief is like three
times the size of all other spartans.

Speaker 6 (31:17):
Yes, but that's what they had to call help.

Speaker 2 (31:19):
Yeah, I mean does he though does.

Speaker 6 (31:24):
Not in real life, but the commercial.

Speaker 2 (31:28):
Next being commercial, and then we spend some more. All right,
we'll see you in a minute.

Speaker 6 (31:34):
We have to pay to appease our circular overlord.

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shortening wheel.

Speaker 6 (32:23):
Up.

Speaker 2 (32:28):
Spider Superman movie review. I accidentally said Spider Man, check
check check the audio, but switch it over anyway. I
didn't wait to go see nothing. Boy. I don't spend
my dollars on stuff that I barely care about. But
I did catch Superman movie because I kept hearing mixed reviews.

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So I'm just like, let me.

Speaker 6 (32:52):
Slakes.

Speaker 2 (32:52):
Yeah, it's either snowflakes or politicians. Yeah, so I was
just like, all right, let me go see because I
always say I line right in the middle of everybody
most of the time. It's a very simple movie. It
is a Superman movie. It's just James Gunn directed it.

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So it's just Guardians of the Galaxy. That's all it is.

Speaker 6 (33:18):
Although Guardians of the Galaxy, what's.

Speaker 2 (33:20):
Fire For a lot of people. I don't like Gardens
of the Galaxy movies. I have not a strong distaste.
I didn't like any of them. I like. What I
like about the Gardens of the Galaxy is the concept,
Like I love the hoshposh characters coming together to get
the job done. That I love. But what I don't
like is.

Speaker 4 (33:39):
Wait, so the heroes like them? Nigga's actually in it
in it so like Superman's in him. There is a
green lantern. It's not it's not like, yeah, they have him.
I don't remember the black dudes name, but he's in it.
The Hall Girls in it, yeah, something like that Hall
Girls in it. They're all in it for a decent amount.
They're not like in and out cameos. They are in

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this movie and they're all joke characters. All of them
are joky characters, and I'm just like, bro, enough of
the jokey hero.

Speaker 6 (34:09):
That's a little off. Yeah, A Hawk Girl is definitely
always serious exactly. And Guy Gardner isn't a joke character.
He's just an asshole.

Speaker 2 (34:19):
No, he's He's more of a joke character. He spent
ninety percent of his lines. It's just not saying Justice
League because they're like still mulling the name over, so
like the Justice Crew, the the Justice Fouls, shit like that.
I'm just like, if y'all don't shut the fuck up
with is whack ass James Gun humor. I'm so sick
of that kind of humor. So that's where I had

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my issue. Everything else is fine. Lex Luthor finally a
good one, an actual good one. He's evil, he's legit evil,
and he's causing problems. The Superman character is solid. He's
a few years in so he's seasoned. It's not like
another start over again. Too much James Gun mixed into it, though,

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a lot of hacky ass jokes and one liners. Shut
the fuck up. It's a lot of like if you
watch the movie in silence, goddamn.

Speaker 4 (35:12):
It is supposed I think it is supposed to be
closer to the old cartoons.

Speaker 2 (35:20):
So some of the cheese might be in No, but
that's the thing, because I like that kind of cheese.
That cheese, I don't mind. It's Guardians of the Galaxy.
I am telling you, if you are a big fan
of Guards in the Galaxy and you just didn't want
to watch a DC movie, just pop in Superman. Same shit.
It's the same shit.

Speaker 6 (35:36):
I enjoy it, so.

Speaker 2 (35:37):
I'll pull it up. That's all I'm saying. Like it's
I'm not knocking it. I don't even not Guardings of
the Galaxy. I was just like it fits here.

Speaker 4 (35:45):
The crazy thing is is I wanted to spend money
to go see it.

Speaker 2 (35:49):
I wouldn't be mad. I probably though.

Speaker 4 (35:52):
I'm probably gonna put on the eyepatch now just because
of just because of how long it's been since released.

Speaker 2 (35:57):
Yeah, I'm I'm not saying it's a bad movie. I'm
saying it's a fun movie. It'll be to me. It
was a one off movie. I'm gonna watch it once neat.

Speaker 6 (36:06):
It, okay. I was like, no, that motherfucker is getting Oh.

Speaker 2 (36:09):
No, yeah, no, they they already they already.

Speaker 6 (36:11):
Got What about the Goodest Boy? How is Crypto terrible?

Speaker 2 (36:16):
Terrible? I get why people like it, but there's two
reasons why I don't like him. A. I have a
dog trainer that have to deal with on a daily
basis to the dog's an asshole. And it's because James
Gunn wrote it. So why make a good dog.

Speaker 6 (36:33):
When I record?

Speaker 2 (36:35):
Thank You? That's all he did. He just looked at
Gardens in the Galaxy and said, if I make this character,
this character, and this character this.

Speaker 6 (36:42):
I make got Gardener group, if I make if I
make this terrific drags.

Speaker 2 (36:49):
It's literally all he did. I swear on my life
that's all he did. It's just copy paste, and so
let's run it on Superman and see what happens. It works,
though doesn't say it works because and this is no
insult to the audience. I swear it's not an insult
to you. But y'all got smooth brains. Now, y'all can't think.
Y'all don't like complex movies. You don't like movies that

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don't tell you everything.

Speaker 6 (37:11):
You just like, give me a good lie. I've seen
a lot of not to switch brands.

Speaker 4 (37:17):
I've seen a lot of unkneesit necessary hate about fucking
I haven't seen Fantastic for yet, but a lot of
hate on Captain America an thunder Boats.

Speaker 6 (37:26):
When I enjoyed both.

Speaker 2 (37:28):
Yeah, but I think it's neither of them.

Speaker 4 (37:30):
Were exactly super straightforward. A lot of them did inquire
a little thinking.

Speaker 2 (37:35):
I think Captain Marvel America or Captain America was just
because people were just bitching about not Steve, not Steve,
and a lot of people mistook it for racism. It
was not. It was a mix of both. It was
because it's not Steve and that we got a black
Captain America. So now they're mad, which I'm like, there's
gonna be a handful of those, but I think most

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people were just like I wasn't done with Steve.

Speaker 4 (37:59):
Also, what are some rumors that Steve is going to
have a very big part of this just because of
some sh it being his fault. But bro, it's been
how many years when the MCU start four six some

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eventually somebody gotta die now, y'are rail or in the cannon?

Speaker 6 (38:27):
Yes, somebody gotta go.

Speaker 2 (38:29):
No, they got a progressive story. As I said, I
get the thought.

Speaker 4 (38:34):
They can reboot now, like this is the time where
we can see reboots.

Speaker 2 (38:38):
But that's the thing is, I don't want it enough.
I've had enough of superhero movies entirely. So reboot this
shit in twenty more years, give me a break.

Speaker 6 (38:51):
Hey'y, We're finna get a new ta'challa.

Speaker 4 (38:54):
We probably finna get a new Iron Man, and we
probably finna get a new Cat.

Speaker 2 (38:58):
I'm tired. I'm so tired because niggas ain't writing good movies.
And I think that's my only review. Just disagree though
they're not good movies, I'm not. I can't say spot.
I can't say Superman is a good movie because I
haven't seen. I can't say Captain America was a good movie.
I can say Thunderbolts was a good.

Speaker 6 (39:15):
Deep movie.

Speaker 2 (39:16):
I don't like it. Again, I haven't watched Thunderbolt yet.

Speaker 6 (39:20):
Thunder Bowls is pretty deep August twenty seventh, it will
be on Disney.

Speaker 2 (39:25):
Plus I ain't got it either, so I don't really
give a shit. My issue with Superman and pretty much
all the superhero movies in general, y'all ain't making movies
that I'm going to go rewatch, And I think we
need to take a break from superheroes so we can make.

Speaker 6 (39:40):
These movies with anybody is making rewatchable movies.

Speaker 4 (39:43):
No, And I think I think because seeing Centers five times,
that's because you. That's because that's a director with enough
good enough faith for me.

Speaker 6 (39:55):
I don't think.

Speaker 4 (39:58):
I think we need we need to get back to
actually lifting up directors.

Speaker 2 (40:04):
I don't that definitely sure. I don't think we need
to get back to the directors. I think we need one.
We need actors we have We have zero actors that
can act. We have faces and names that we like,
we have zero actors. And we need to get back
to telling stories, actual complex stories with characters that we
might not know, with a story system that we might

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not know, and just try and intrigue an individual captivate
an audience instead of I know you like this. What
if I wrote a story around us.

Speaker 4 (40:36):
And I thoroughly feel like I haven't seen it. I
still feel like they probably could have made them move
without them three niggas.

Speaker 2 (40:45):
They should have next one, next one. It's been a wheel.

Speaker 6 (40:50):
I have no idea what the Dynasty Warriors.

Speaker 2 (40:52):
Thing that can be just for me, then that's fine.

Speaker 6 (40:56):
Oh boy, do I have thoughts on this?

Speaker 2 (41:00):
Keep it quick, as we running out of time.

Speaker 6 (41:02):
I had kids. I'll put my foot in y'all.

Speaker 4 (41:05):
Ass Like what, I've never played Roadblocks a day in
my life, Like I kind of, I kind of got
a life, so but you want to know what I
did always have time for How to Catch a Predator
one of my favorite fucking shows growing up. First of all, Damn,

(41:30):
I want to I want to say his name correct.
Free split, Yes, free split split is his name.

Speaker 2 (41:36):
Free split is the hashtag.

Speaker 6 (41:37):
Free split, free split, free split.

Speaker 4 (41:40):
You are doing the lawyer's work as a young child,
and I'm sorry that the platform that you love doesn't
love you back, or any of our other children for
that matter, because at this point, so if you're unaware,
Roadblocks very popular game, very light on secure here in

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our youth, so much so that it is very from
the reports I've heard, I don't know if you could
walk three feet and not find a paraophiles.

Speaker 6 (42:13):
It was kind of like that that niggas that ran
over the niggas and the others.

Speaker 4 (42:16):
You can't walk three feet and not find a again, like,
so there was there was splect. He was taking it
upon himself to find seek out these pedophiles, get them
arrested and off the platform, to try and keep younger

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users safe. Roadblocks's response was to delete all of his
accounts and put out a press conference saying that he
was entrapping users yep, which goes against their safety policies.
None of your safety policies have stopped any other pedophile

(43:02):
for in trapping children. Yeah, there's being on the wrong
side of history, and then that's being complicit.

Speaker 2 (43:14):
At this point, right, I don't A lot of people
are just like, oh, they're just in the wrong. I'm like, no,
they're just a wowing. Pedophiles exist. When it's rampant to
the level of that, it is rampant. It's on you.

Speaker 6 (43:25):
Now because.

Speaker 4 (43:28):
The pedophiles are probably whales, they probably putting a lot
of money into the platform. They could be I'm not
what is causing them a ton of blind I was like,
that's what you care more about. You cared more about
your bottom line than the youth and users of your

(43:48):
that get that also contributing your bottom line.

Speaker 2 (43:51):
Yea, all I'm saying this is uh fuck rowblocks.

Speaker 6 (43:56):
That's minding closing.

Speaker 2 (43:57):
And I pulled my stock money out right on time
because it tain't. Boy, boy, did they. I used to
always say, if you are bond stocks, roadblocks was a
safe one. No longer, no longer. But I'm also gonna say,
by on the low cell. So you might want to

(44:18):
also want to pull out, pull out. Don't pull out now,
ride it, ride the dip. If you didn't pull out,
you never know, man, Mike right back up, might get
a game stop situation. Spin that wheel. Let's see, let's see,
give me a good one. Oh, this one's all yours.

Speaker 4 (44:40):
Yeah, this has been absolutely nuts. I don't know what's
causing it, but I did read it. So what we
got was the Franken bunnies, the disease that So what
state was it?

Speaker 2 (44:54):
Kelly got it, she knows everything.

Speaker 3 (44:56):
It's in Colorado.

Speaker 1 (44:58):
It is a virus that causes war like gross on
a rabbit's face. That that or horns is what people
call them. So it's not a new thing. It's it's
been around for a long time. It's just not as prevalent.
So something's causing it to happen more and more and
more lately. So but it's a virus that's that goes

(45:22):
around uh rabbits or rodents in general. And yeah, it
just makes them grow gross, especially on their face.

Speaker 3 (45:32):
So it's a terrible thing. There is a vaccine.

Speaker 1 (45:36):
For it, but in order to do that, you'd have
to catch wild rabbits.

Speaker 5 (45:40):
And that is nearly impossible.

Speaker 6 (45:45):
That if you.

Speaker 4 (45:46):
Catch an adult rabbit, they will give themselves a heart
attack just to not get caught.

Speaker 3 (45:53):
As somebody who's.

Speaker 2 (45:55):
Abody, I'm no what I'm saying. They raced their own hearts.

Speaker 6 (46:03):
That's nuts.

Speaker 4 (46:05):
I mean, give me liberty and give me death, baby rabbit.

Speaker 2 (46:10):
Make rabbits our new national animal, the Egle. I want rabbits.
They literally say give me liberty and give me death,
and they meant it.

Speaker 1 (46:17):
They stands as somebody who raised rabbits on a farm.
They're literally the worst to handle. So I'm sorry. People
that love rabbits are cute. Whatever there is any.

Speaker 4 (46:34):
Dame, Yeah, that makes the mutan to start the ex
bunnies and virus any danger to humans.

Speaker 3 (46:42):
It's not zoological yet, damn Can we eat them?

Speaker 2 (46:46):
What? Yeah, you can do the ones that are infected.

Speaker 1 (46:50):
Yes, the meat is fine, it's it's just a growth. Honestly,
it's just like.

Speaker 6 (46:56):
I know, disease rabbits.

Speaker 2 (46:59):
I mean war.

Speaker 3 (47:00):
Yeah, it's just like a ward. It can be cut off.

Speaker 6 (47:03):
I ain't no ward. I ain't even none of the
wards on it.

Speaker 2 (47:06):
The meat still so we cooking.

Speaker 3 (47:08):
I mean you cut the skin off anyway.

Speaker 6 (47:11):
I'm not running to rabbit stew on the menu in
the first place.

Speaker 3 (47:14):
Oh, you ain't never had none that.

Speaker 4 (47:18):
I've never heard her sound more country than that ship
hopped out.

Speaker 2 (47:24):
I with the rabbits, so I ain't mad at it.

Speaker 1 (47:28):
Literally, the reason why we grew rabbits was for food,
and uh, for people that liked rabbits, So.

Speaker 3 (47:38):
I had it both.

Speaker 1 (47:39):
Grilled is very lean, so it's not the most tender
thing in the world. But Stu is like the best
thing that you can do it with.

Speaker 2 (47:47):
You spending that wheel one more time. I fox with
the rabbits. I don't even them. Niggas is tasty.

Speaker 4 (47:55):
It's so much funny ship on here. But what the
fuck is that California Cannibal.

Speaker 6 (48:01):
It's a whole lot of funny shit over here.

Speaker 2 (48:03):
Yeah, I know, and we might not get to it though.

Speaker 4 (48:06):
It's a I mean, honestly, there's a couple of things
we could knock off this.

Speaker 2 (48:12):
We got fairness in equal and.

Speaker 6 (48:15):
Do I skip John and Brock because that's all happened.

Speaker 2 (48:19):
I'm sorry. Well you can quickly mention it if you want.
All right, everybody was curious about you going to New York?
So what's what was New York?

Speaker 1 (48:26):
Like?

Speaker 2 (48:26):
What you do?

Speaker 4 (48:27):
New York was fun? New York's always a blast. It's
a yearly trip I do. It's a Some people call
it friendship boot camp. So some people call it dojo con.
I call it dojo con is the merch from the
from the picnic. But yeah, it's fun. I got there
Thursday night. What did I eat? I didn't think. I

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don't think.

Speaker 2 (48:49):
I ate nothing, don't chop cheese?

Speaker 6 (48:52):
No, not that night.

Speaker 4 (48:55):
So we usually have events like Friday is a basketball
thing and then we go to Korean barbecue that night.
Saturday is the picnic. Sunday we go retro hunting. We
but the basketball tournament is a three point contest. Two
rounds of a three point contest, they they found their winner.

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And then someone had the bright idea of yo, let's
do a pickup game. Hell yeah, let's do a pickup game.
So it was four on four.

Speaker 6 (49:25):
I was the referee.

Speaker 2 (49:28):
You didn't even hop in the game.

Speaker 6 (49:31):
And on the second play of the game.

Speaker 4 (49:36):
See the of my lovely friends since they cej the
organized organizer for the weekend.

Speaker 6 (49:42):
He's about five to nine.

Speaker 4 (49:45):
He was getting defended by you know, my homie Crazy.
You've met Crazy Crazy about six'.

Speaker 2 (49:51):
Five that's. Unequal but.

Speaker 6 (49:56):
He went, up Saw crazy just put his arm and he.

Speaker 4 (50:07):
Fell and when he, fell hours, later we discovered that
he fractured his, knee oh, sure upon. Falling and we
spent the whole rest Of friday in the, hospital in the.

Speaker 1 (50:22):
Er in the.

Speaker 4 (50:23):
Hospital it was about not, all not everybody that, attended
but a couple of, us about five of. Us we
went to The we went and sat with, him but
he was GETTING x rays and checked out and, everything
which is WHEN i saw The John cena. Thing next,
day it was.

Speaker 2 (50:42):
Cool there was a.

Speaker 6 (50:43):
BARBECUE Dj halft was in full of. FACT i.

Speaker 4 (50:45):
WAS i was spending all, day all. Night people had
it was a great. Time it was a great time.
Overall it just sucks when the organized organizer of the
event is out of.

Speaker 2 (51:00):
MISSION i, mean did you just quit on the rest
of the weekend it's a, fracture.

Speaker 6 (51:04):
BABY i mean he was in the, house but it
was on.

Speaker 4 (51:06):
Crutches so what, man party, Terms let's have some, fun,
crazy crazy as.

Speaker 2 (51:10):
Hell well as AS i told D rose, once, man
stop going up on these big. Niggas, man sit your
ass on the.

Speaker 4 (51:17):
Ground and Then sunday we went and Like, SUNDAY i
did get a chop. Cheese couldn't leave without getting a chop. Cheese,
OH i THINK i also Had. FRIDAY i did eat
BECAUSE i. Couldn't we couldn't make it to, uh we
couldn't make it To korean, barbecue SO i got curry.

Speaker 2 (51:35):
Goat, okay that was.

Speaker 4 (51:36):
Buffing. YEAH i came Home monday morning and went straight to.

Speaker 2 (51:42):
Work that'll be, sometimes but, Yeah New.

Speaker 6 (51:45):
York was a. Vibe New york's always a. Vibe we
were In.

Speaker 4 (51:48):
Yonkers we avoid the main. City we Avoid manhattan and
all this.

Speaker 2 (51:52):
Shit that's. CRAZY i, MEAN i understand.

Speaker 4 (51:54):
WHY i mean they did That, thursday but like BEFORE
i got, There.

Speaker 2 (52:00):
Maybe one DAY i can have an event like that
THAT i can go. TO i don't think there's a
podcast event of people THAT i know like. That But
i'm starting to. Branch i'm starting to know more, people
so never, know never.

Speaker 6 (52:11):
KNOW i, mean see you take me checking out the.
Podcast now you might just get in the.

Speaker 2 (52:16):
Fight Maybe i'm not looking for, one but IF i get,
one maybe there's a lot of belax. EXACTLY i don't.
MIND i would like to also remind people BEFORE i
get into trouble. AGAIN i have no problem kicking it
with with my my, ken but when it turned the
real nick, Activity i'm gonna go home real. Fast AND

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i mean, like you might not see. Me it might
be like that old me Where i'm just like AND
i fade like SAID i noticed none Of that's cool,
then and that's all, good all, right spind. Whele let's
see if can get a couple of. Money, now you
can't blame. Us we left it the. Chance. Baby uh

(53:01):
you got, it mister Johns sena what you? Got all?

Speaker 6 (53:09):
Right and the and one of the stories of.

Speaker 4 (53:13):
The weekend that, weekend Uh John, Senna, Well i'm Assuming
TRIPLE h to decide to say fuck It John cena
randomly just on The friday Before, SmackDown turn Face turn legit.
Face it wasn't a, Ruse it wasn't a setup for

(53:36):
a double turn For cody to. Turn, no they just
went out and genuinely had a face versus face main.
Event the colors were. Back he stopped talking Like Lex.
Luthor it's the The John cena accent and cadence And

(53:57):
wapado and all.

Speaker 6 (53:58):
That all that is.

Speaker 4 (53:59):
Back clearly an erasure of the rocks.

Speaker 2 (54:07):
Work and it wasn't here the capitalize on it.

Speaker 4 (54:10):
Either AND i think we can look in totality and
say there were cool, moments but this has to be
one of the worst hill turns.

Speaker 2 (54:19):
Ever it was so bad.

Speaker 6 (54:21):
That they have enjoyed big show turns.

Speaker 2 (54:24):
More, yes you, know this is just kind Of i'm
more mad that it coincides with Our Truth Going, hell
which was a much better, turn which produced zero, things mind, you.

Speaker 4 (54:38):
It produced Our so they had that segment on the. Show,
Yeah i've seen the face turn. Together it was, like
if you, Back i'm, back and Then John cender proceeded
to ghost like gas like him and put everything that
he did on.

Speaker 6 (54:54):
Him it was.

Speaker 1 (54:56):
It was.

Speaker 4 (54:56):
Weird, also that was the first time we have seen
truth damn there since.

Speaker 6 (55:00):
He, turned since he went, HELL i don't even.

Speaker 4 (55:03):
Think he went, hell and since he went, serious and
now he's just gone. Again in our truth, again so we're,
like what the fuck did you cut your hair for?

Speaker 2 (55:10):
Nothing all of this was a waste of. Time there's
so many things that was.

Speaker 4 (55:14):
A waste of time when we lead up to something
else that we might get on a wheel.

Speaker 6 (55:19):
Spin let's see we can get all three of them
back to.

Speaker 2 (55:24):
Back that'd be, CRAZY i guess not for that one window.
SHUTTER i really want.

Speaker 6 (55:31):
To know about These california.

Speaker 2 (55:32):
Cannibals windows shot on the. Lake Frank, kell you want
to take the lead on this one because this was
another one of your Favorite Chicago, yeah.

Speaker 3 (55:40):
Baby so don't win the ice cream man. Outside so.

Speaker 1 (55:51):
The aaron Water show was over the weekend and h
during their practice run twice On, friday they broke the
sound barrier and it shattered a whole floor of windows
on a condo building In.

Speaker 3 (56:07):
Lakeview so, yeah so.

Speaker 4 (56:12):
That actually was we saying they fucked, up always saying
that's impressive because the SOUND.

Speaker 2 (56:18):
I, mean planes do. That that's mock one one is
breaking sound bar planes that have hit about five, easily especially.

Speaker 3 (56:27):
The ones that they're. Using so it was a.

Speaker 4 (56:29):
Thunderbird oh random, ship since we own. Planes Fuck southwest
because they took away check free check bags And.

Speaker 6 (56:40):
Delta's getting punchy.

Speaker 2 (56:41):
Roll, Yeah i've seen. THAT i don't know, why but
shout out to.

Speaker 4 (56:46):
THEM i, START i might start. FLYING i got to
see if they got charges on their. Planes i'm, like
they Looking, southwest.

Speaker 2 (56:52):
The Newer southwest plans. Do but the fuck you need
a charger for? Man charge shit before you get. On
how far are you fucking? Flying you don't, know and
they don't, know so accommodated me, Regardless god damn man
charge of ship. Man they got so many places for
you to charge your. Phone you wait to see your
black ass get on the plane to charge. On that's
that's that sounds like a personal mismanagement.

Speaker 4 (57:13):
Problem so what's the like? Recompense like somebody got to
pay for. That somebody gotta pay for.

Speaker 2 (57:19):
That, YEAH i.

Speaker 3 (57:22):
Don't we don't know.

Speaker 1 (57:23):
That they're going through insurance right, now but this condo
is one that my friend lives, in and so she,
said they're doing insurance stuff right now and trying to
figure it.

Speaker 3 (57:34):
Out, no it was the bottom, floor but.

Speaker 4 (57:37):
Even, up although somebody would have died if it was higher. Up,
Yes god, damn a couple of people would have.

Speaker 1 (57:45):
Died actually, yeah but the the upper floors are like
super super reinforced, windows so it was really just.

Speaker 2 (57:56):
They need them up. Top don't the sound barrier clearly maybe.
Thunderbirds maybe chill a funk out on practice day hard
and go home. Back yeah, damn it's not what you're
supposed to people.

Speaker 1 (58:11):
Practice but, yeah they're doing insurance stuff right, now but it.
Depends they don't know yet what's going on with.

Speaker 3 (58:20):
It, yeah they probably will.

Speaker 2 (58:23):
It No monday to.

Speaker 1 (58:24):
Them and it's it's literally just the front because they're
building most of it is, concrete and then the front
like going into, there so like the doors and, stuff
that's all.

Speaker 3 (58:36):
Windows so that's what okay.

Speaker 6 (58:39):
Suck and that was on A.

Speaker 2 (58:40):
Friday, yeah open rained On. Saturday they put boards up from,
sure yeah they.

Speaker 3 (58:46):
Did they put boards up right.

Speaker 2 (58:47):
Away the only REASON i knew of it is BECAUSE
i watched The socks game or The cubs game And,
Hayden Hayden christians was doing the taking me out to
the ball. Game he's A, socker he's a. Cubchman but either,
way when he was singing take me out to the ball,
game that's when it.

Speaker 6 (59:07):
Is why the fuck was anakin, here and then why
the fuck was he.

Speaker 2 (59:11):
Like cuz and he was rocking The Cubs jersey sixty
six on. IT i kind of fuck with. THAT i
love that he is just one. Hundred i'm. Anakin there's
no other an he's. Doing he's doing What west name,
Did Tom holland. Did but obviously there is No anakin
other Than Hayden Tom. Holland you can't say you're the
only spider. Man i'm, Sorry, WELL i mean the, Kid,

(59:33):
no the kids in. Jail he gets to say, Nothing
what the fuck did he? Do? ASSAULT i want to
say his. Assault so, yeah, no.

Speaker 6 (59:46):
That is. Hilarious that is hilarious for a couple of.

Speaker 2 (59:52):
Reasons, yeah spinning. Whee let's see what we get. Left all,
right let's see we, well we'll squeeze in two to three.
More we'll see how we.

Speaker 7 (01:00:02):
Found oh, ALMOST i have so many, thoughts, man fuck
it blames out, nothing fuck it Day?

Speaker 6 (01:00:18):
Walker all, right damn nothing Fucking he's a bunch of.
Fun try him. Out he's out now for.

Speaker 4 (01:00:24):
Free, yes nothing but nothing but. Net so this is
about the deal dog.

Speaker 2 (01:00:33):
Exactly, Okay so for those who don't, know W nba
sucks and it's a terrible. Show it's a terrible showing the.
Basketball and the only person THAT i know at all
that cares about the w N B a Is calf on,
stage and he doesn't have. Taste we all know that
man doesn't have, taste and he's the only person that
spends hard earned money to go to go see a
W nba.

Speaker 6 (01:00:54):
GAME i just found Out Skylar diggans still play me.

Speaker 2 (01:00:57):
Too funnily. ENOUGH i just, like BECAUSE.

Speaker 4 (01:01:00):
I was, here was saying some stance. BACK i, said
wait a fucking, minute and she, retired so.

Speaker 2 (01:01:06):
Too so either, Way so there's been multiple there's been
four instances total now of dildo's being thrown ON.

Speaker 4 (01:01:14):
WNBA i saw the first two green, ones and THEN
i saw.

Speaker 2 (01:01:17):
The, purple the purple, one and then there was a black.
One SO i love also that they tried to play.
Dumb every time it, happens there's, like what was that
object thrown on the, Court, like, bitch you know exactly
what that. Was don't act like y'all ain't All.

Speaker 4 (01:01:35):
The funniest shit was when it first, HAPPENED i was
like one of the players dropped their.

Speaker 6 (01:01:38):
Shit but now it was.

Speaker 4 (01:01:42):
Like like ninety eight percent of the W nba is,
Lesbians so are y'all joking at? Them or are y'all
being dicks to the two percent of women who knows straight? Women,
sorry probably.

Speaker 2 (01:01:57):
Being dicks to the straight women because it's always been
kind of annatural selection of. Them so what made the
last two? Funny here's what makes all of this. Funny
the last two w n B a implemented a no bag,
rule so there are zero bags allowed into w n
B a, games and they still got a dildo. In
and somebody was, like, well how the fun did they
get it? In, sure how the fuck do you think

(01:02:18):
they got it? In women complain about, pockets but they
all come equip with, one is All i'm, saying.

Speaker 4 (01:02:28):
Hold on a, woman all, right that's a, deeper darker criminal.
LINE i didn't even think of a woman being the.
CULPRIT I i thought it was BECAUSE i genuinely thought
it was just niggas being dicks to. Women, nah women
being dicks to women proves a lifelong.

Speaker 6 (01:02:44):
Theory i've had women women.

Speaker 2 (01:02:49):
Women, no this is not a. Concept. Fact men typically
don't care enough to be that level of a dick to.
Women i'm, sorry don't believe.

Speaker 4 (01:03:02):
Some niggas that will care enough to go to a
sex shop to fuck with. WOMEN i, know niggas like.

Speaker 2 (01:03:07):
That that's. CRAZY i ain't got the. TIME i ain't
got the. Time, no niggas that are bored, enough that's. Crazy,
man get you.

Speaker 6 (01:03:13):
SOME i, mean that's just.

Speaker 4 (01:03:18):
You, see you didn't spend enough time With. Victor we're
still in the pop The boys, era so niggas do
a lot to pop the. Boys, yeah but, No i'm
kind of with you now that there's a woman and that's.

Speaker 6 (01:03:32):
Crazy, NO i.

Speaker 2 (01:03:33):
Believe the whole heartedly is. Woman once they said there
was no bags and they still got it. In that's a.
Woman that's. Woman and the only REASON i know it's
a woman because nobody ever got hit with. One they
just get. Flung, now if it was a niggas had a,
nigga have, good somebody getting domed every time to the,
Face i'm catching a bitch mid. Dribble niggas gonna be

(01:03:58):
aiming for, bitches mounds and. Everything somebody could catch one
us cracking the.

Speaker 6 (01:04:03):
Cases.

Speaker 2 (01:04:03):
Crazy So i'm sorry it was a. Female you know.

Speaker 4 (01:04:07):
WHAT i, Now i'm really am on board because a
female's first thought was they gonna think a dude did.

Speaker 2 (01:04:14):
This trying trying to outsmart. Somebody once they did the no,
bags we wasn't taking a dick up the ass before
joke jokes. Up so the nothing but net bit is
now that they're they're implementing nets around the court because
to stop the dildos from being. Thrown even the hockey

(01:04:37):
don't have the nets that they. Got but what made
me laugh IS i See i'm a nigga that takes.

Speaker 6 (01:04:42):
What if.

Speaker 2 (01:04:45):
The raid my, friends BECAUSE i expected the net that
they're gonna. Use the net has gaping holes in. It
still not thin nets like baseball or. Hockey they're thick climbing,
nets more than enough room fling the dial, though still
through that. Bitch even if you hit neck it has
if you with enough, rotationide it's gonna just gonna flip right.

(01:05:08):
Through this is gonna flip right.

Speaker 4 (01:05:09):
Through or you might just work around and get an.
Assist they say you can get more assists in the
stands than on the. Court that's crazy out, there.

Speaker 2 (01:05:19):
And ALL i can say is a W, nba don't
don't block a.

Speaker 6 (01:05:22):
Blessing this is the most y'all got talked about in a.

Speaker 2 (01:05:26):
While other Than angelies and The Clark. Clark this is
the only other thing people are talking. About this And
skyle Of dickens being in the. League, me don't block
a blessing. Man be happy that people actually are talking
about the sport.

Speaker 4 (01:05:38):
That would inquire women to do something that we know
he ain't gonna.

Speaker 6 (01:05:41):
Do.

Speaker 2 (01:05:41):
Accountability, no oh, yeah, no that's not. Possible all, right last. One,
sorry we're gonna have to make this last. ONE i
want to run too far Over Brock Prock, Brock, Prock, Brock,
Brock Brock. Brock.

Speaker 6 (01:05:52):
Fuck oh well. GO i enjoyed.

Speaker 2 (01:05:57):
THIS i was kind of open for the.

Speaker 4 (01:05:58):
CANNIBALS i don't know what that's.

Speaker 2 (01:06:02):
About Hell, Divers, baby we are. BACK i am imploring
that everybody stand up for manage. Democracy this this game
was trying to die. Out i've never. Played it is
the greatest Game i've played in a long, time like
literally games That i've, Like and this is saying a

(01:06:23):
lot for. Me timeline Of bob having fun with video
games Was ghost Of yushima And Hell, divers pure actual
video game. Fun them has been the last. Two And
i'm telling, you AND i only say that Because Final
fantasy came out in between both of. Them And i'm
still saying that them two games, pure unadulter rated fucking.

(01:06:44):
FUN i ain't never laughed so. Hard i've never felt
brotherhood and fellowship more THAN i felt Playing Hell. DIVERS
i need y'all to stand. Up i'm not even one
to Defend, xbox And i'm glad That xbox gets to
stand up for manage. Democracy if if you have not
Played Hell divers, Two i'm telling you to stop being
a bitch and come. On i'm that serious Now i'm telling,

(01:07:08):
You i'm telling the AUDIENCE i don't care if you
like shoot us or the fuck. Not come join, us
stand up for manage. Democracy let's get rid of the.
Infection let's get rid of the. Invasion there's, bugs there's,
robots we got. Zombies earth has been And earth has been.
Dominated now we need to Defend. Earth now we've been

(01:07:29):
keeping this shit off Of earth for so Long Super,
earth mind, you and now Super earth is getting. Hit
we need the help join. US i, Like i'm dead,
Serious Like i'm with my uncle, saying we need you
to join us and defend a Super earth from manage.
Democracy there's nothing better than manage. Democracy my, FRIEND i
don't give a fuck what your political affiliation. IS i

(01:07:50):
don't care what you think about The, army The, navy The,
marines Air. FORCE i don't give a fuck about what
you think or what you care. About come join. Us
it is, time is actually time to join. Us put
on the, helmet it's the last helmlet you ever need to,
wear and just gonna and join. Us, man have some,
fun join some. Brothers i've never hugged so many dudes

(01:08:12):
in game in my. Life bro fist a. FOOT i
done had casual conversations with dudes like this is one
of the few games that people mic. Up, Still, like
people don't mike up. Anymore everybody's in fucking. Discord none of.
THAT i don't know about proximity chest that's kind of,
crazy but but, NO i like the fact that people

(01:08:35):
are micing, up having casual, conversations getting shiped. Done there's
always objectives and ship to. Do it's an ever moving.
Game you will not get. Bored i'm telling you will
not get. BORED i popped that bitch in every day
BECAUSE i clock. In that's how it is for. Me,
LIKE i, KNOW i gotta go. Down they got dailies
they got tasks that you need to. Do it's a

(01:08:57):
percentage change of every planet that we need to either
conquer or. Defend it's literally an ever moving puzzle. Piece
AND i gotta clock in BECAUSE i, know LIKE i
gotta that's worked for me, now LIKE i gotta clock
in BECAUSE i got plan this to. Defend and don't
be a bitch and only fight the. Bugs the bugs
don't always need. Help we didn't fuck, them bugs up.

(01:09:18):
Them robots need an ass. Whooping that that's ALL I
i gotta keep telling THAT i.

Speaker 6 (01:09:22):
MIGHT i.

Speaker 2 (01:09:23):
Might i'm just, saying like tap, in it's. Time i'm dead,
Serious LIKE i need you just to. Watch if you
watch the opening scene of that game and you don't feel,
something ain't you definitely Not american be you are not
a PERSON i feel, like and for, show you ain't
a man if you look at that shit and don't

(01:09:43):
feel LIKE i need to nigga salute. NIGGAS i be
out there saluting with THE superb. Salute and when you
catch somebody else that know the salute and do it, back,
nigga it feels so. Good it feels so fucking good
to catch ANOTHER superb citizen in The i'm just, saying,
like come join, Us come join, Us. XBOX i don't

(01:10:04):
even funk with y'all most of the, time but welcome
To Super Earth. Baby all.

Speaker 6 (01:10:10):
Right on that.

Speaker 2 (01:10:11):
Note on that, Note i'm sorry if we didn't get
to your topic of. Choice we left it up to,
fate BUT i think it was one hell of an
episode either. Way so until next, time we'll see you Suit.

Speaker 4 (01:10:23):
Goodbye fuck Bock chlasma the boer banding fer fer a

(01:11:06):
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