Make Xbox Great Again & Capitalism Is Just Mario Kart with Extra Steps - Nonsense Podcast S4E86 - NonSense

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
According to the Guinness Book of World Records, because we're
going back to that, the longest slipping slide was two
thousand feet and twenty or twenty twenty one feet.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Did was involved, wasn't he? Oh my god, you set
me up for it.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
That's crazy. My favorite slipping slides are usually five three anoder.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
Sorry, that was just a hype joke waiting to happen.
Was it a wonder those situation where you're like, you
had to be this told a.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
Ride maybe just the right had That's terrible.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
That's that's quite awesome. Is there? This is going down
the tangent lines that I'm not ready for.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
So So the record was in on July first, twenty
twenty one, in Davis, West Virginia, at a ski resort.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Why am I not surprised? It was in West Virginia?
Why am I not surprised? Y'all'll be building ship, y'all
don't give a fuck the space damn in West Virginia too.
That was on a hill. Probably that was not a
straight slide. Fuck, you've almost launched a guy like I
didn't know what hills were that went the Yeah, like honestly,

(01:22):
like Norway Hills. In West Virginia are ridiculous, and I'm
just like, that's a mountain. That's not a hill. Until
I seen a mountain for the first time, and I'm like, y'all,
I like the plains now, like I don't. I don't
need that probably my life. Mountains are scary. Mountains are
scary to me. Hills are to be I don't like
neither one. Have you seen a mountain before, like a.

Speaker 4 (01:45):
Person in person, I mean in a car.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
An actual mountain in the car, and you're not like minor,
like if anything would fuck me up in ahead, it
would be mountains.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
I've driven to an Orlean. I've seen a lot of
this country. That's a lot of wild ship. There's naturally
forming fucking doesn't naturally forming waterfall along that route.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Nice. I've not seen an actual waterfall in Alaska. Yes
we did, Yeah, we just seen them, see a bunch
of them, but it wasn't close from a distance close enough.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
Apparently all of the mountains and in the Chicago Land
area fake. It's just trash that we put astro turf
on top of.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
That's not surprising. There's a lot of people know that
still don't know to this day. That the lakefront is fake. Yeah, No,
there's no ground until like a couple of feet, like
a couple of feet past Lakeshore Drive on west Like
everything from Lakeshore Drive east Mound is all trash. That
is all trash. There's nothing there. It's garbage. It's a

(02:52):
little just steel garbage and like left over the breed
from the Great Fire. We don't clean up nothing. We
just built on top of it. Mounts terrified me. I
have not and I'm not going to the Grand Can
you can kiss my ass with that.

Speaker 4 (03:07):
I'm more scared of fracking.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
Why if it's done well, it's not that big of
a tonic plates and all that shit. That shit moves regardless,
you don't need fracking to make it any worse if
it's again done well. And then to my now it
is yelling people.

Speaker 4 (03:22):
That don't they doing that shipping like the Carolinas. No,
they frack here. Yeah, they fracked the fuck out of here.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
If there's something to be mine, there's We're gonna do
it as long again, as long as it's done well,
it's fine for the like ninety percent of the time,
it's done the right way. Funnily enough, it's only foreign
countries that don't give a ship because they're just like,
we need it, so we gonna blow up some ship
and get to what we need to get to. I'm yeah, no,

(03:51):
I'm fine with fracking. I don't give a fuck. Blow
that shu up, knock a mountain down. Mountains are scary
because I seen one, and when we seen it in Seattle,
I couldn't get over it. And I was kind of
fucked up in the head because it was big enough
where I thought it was like I thought it was
fall because it's Seattle and it's always foggy. And then
I'm just like, damn, it's really foggy out there. And

(04:12):
they're like, no, that's the mountain and I'm like where,
and it's like all of that and I'm like, the
whole background of the city is one big ass mountain.
I'm like, y'all fucking with me? And he was dead serious.
He's like, no, that's one big ass mountain that you're looking.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
At, and that's not even like the biggest part of
the mountain.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
Nope, that's just all we could see because of Seattle
is foggy and ugly. I was like, no, that's that's
absolutely ridiculous, and people climb mount efforts on purpose.

Speaker 4 (04:42):
Harvey just came back out climbing.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
Dupid. Absolutely not. Let's see my black ass a ground level.

Speaker 4 (04:51):
Only twenty only twenty percent of the people die.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
That's a lot. That's too much.

Speaker 3 (04:58):
It's a lot less than I thought.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
Yeah, because a lot of people give up, because those
are the smart ones. What's the percentage of people that
make it all the way to the top and back
now eighty eighty Yeah, bullshit to the top.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
That's that. Don't say only twenty percent don't make it
from the bottom to the top. That sounds like bullshit
I'm calling. I'm calling Shenanigans who say.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
They're counting that. Maybe they're counting people that that gave up.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
That's what I'm answering. Like I'm answering for the people
that said I'm going to the top, so made it
to the top.

Speaker 4 (05:32):
Everybody tries to go to the top.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
Approximately seventy two hundred individual climbers have successfully climbed to the.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
Summit seventy two total, not seventy two.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
Hundred, seventy two. One hundred individual climbers successfully reached the top.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
Matter how many people that go, seventy two hundred still
a lot more people than I expected. But to all
the people that go, that don't sound like the right number.

Speaker 4 (06:03):
Ain't that many niggas climbing mountains?

Speaker 2 (06:06):
It should be zero, dumb ass down here ancient up
there never has.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
Been climbed about twelve thousand times.

Speaker 2 (06:17):
That's almost that's over half, so it's still not seventy percent.
It's closer to fifty.

Speaker 4 (06:27):
That's the people that give up the climb.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
I didn't come into the.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
Tough climb like you. Yeah, like it's not something people
just do.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
And I'm saying it's stupid, you know what I'm saying,
Why why even do it?

Speaker 1 (06:44):
Because how old are you going to see that part
of the world.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
Fuck that, get a plane.

Speaker 3 (06:48):
You can find there's two hundred of the people that
came up and went down, or the people that have
tried to ship to the cera.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
Successfully got to the top and came back down.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
Seventy hundreds of a lot of people. Adam know, I'm
trying to You said fourteen, but you said fourteen fourteen
thousand a year, Yeah, no, twelve thousand overalls.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
Yeah, total since nineteen fifty six.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
So that's GEA that's just barely over fifty percent or
fifty three. Sorry, it's still just barely over fifty percent.
So it's definitely not eighty math. Ain't math in there.
It's still a lot more than I expected. And it's
still multiple people could have climbed, could have attempted to climb.

Speaker 3 (07:30):
That was the amount of people. No, the twelve thousand
was the number of climbs. It's been climbed twelve thousand times.
Some of the seventy two hundred could have went up,
could have attempted it multiple times.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
It's still adds up to less it decreases the number
either way, it's too many people, and it sounds stupid
telling you that it's not.

Speaker 3 (07:57):
As bad as it once was. Technology it's gotten a
lot better. Yeah, I agree with you on that. I'm
also saying what's the point. I'm saying what's the point.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
Because nobody else can really say that they did that.

Speaker 3 (08:11):
Yeah, Like, if you do it successfully, how many other
people can do you know in your regular life that
are being attempted.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
That's also true, but like you said, now the technology
is getting better at it. And mostly also I don't
give a fuck. Like if somebody came on the show
right now is like I climb my ear first. That's
gonna be two minutes of the show. I guarantn see
we getting but we're getting five.

Speaker 3 (08:33):
But you I mean you're not an environmentalist. No, some
of the ship just get their rocks off by nature
and then the planet.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
But you ain't see shit. It's a frozen mountain, you do.

Speaker 4 (08:45):
You see see a lot including skeletons.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
Exactly skeletons, but.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
Them to be composed, so you're just seeing dead ass him.
That was the funking. I'm the people are still snacking
on them, probably.

Speaker 3 (09:03):
They run out of food. Be snacking on them boys,
what you're trying to make window goes.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
I'm sorry why why you ended on me talking about
either dudes. It's not my fault. They ran out of snacks,
they didn't bring enough trail mix. Welcome back to the

(10:05):
Nonsense Podcast. I happen to be F M Bob the
F and CEO, the F and hosts and a bunch
of other stuff no one cares about. With me.

Speaker 4 (10:14):
A bunch of with me.

Speaker 2 (10:18):
Is a handy, invincible our F and co host F
and buying baby by his baby face, and a man
of a thousand nicknames with me over there as Kelly
in a back Chad in the front with a duck,
a duck named Blackwag. I always forget his name. I'm
like i'd be blinking on that man's name. Anyway, we're
all here. I hope you're having a good Wednesday hump day.

(10:42):
Hopefully it's cool. I don't know if it's cool where
you are in your neckative woods, but hopefully it's cooler
than hot. How cool is it to be cool? Ice?

Speaker 1 (10:49):
Cold?

Speaker 3 (10:50):
There?

Speaker 2 (10:50):
You go? All right? How y'all doing? How's everybody here doing? Kelly?
All right, let's start with you while you got a
mouthful of food, just to piss you off? I see you,
I know I am say something.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
I'm I'm alive. It's a thing. How is everybody else?

Speaker 3 (11:02):
By a shirt?

Speaker 2 (11:03):
By a shirt? I feel like we don't say that
often enough. But buy a shirt. We got shirts. It's
all glasses, mugs, A whole entertainment dot com that you
can go to that you could just be buying stuff.

Speaker 4 (11:15):
How you doing today? Well, at least not will?

Speaker 2 (11:19):
I am alive and well and thriving, and I'm lying
on myself every damn day because at least it's me
lying to me, but I might I ain't complaining. What
else is new? Nothing? Nothing, nothing special? Today though, today
is a great day because I feel like I feel

(11:41):
like complaining about a lot of stuff. A lot of
things have been on my mind, mostly gaming related, because
we don't talk about gaming on this podcast too often anymore.
And I'm starting to feel bad because a lot of
people came here for the games and stay for the nonsense,
and I feel like we gotta we gotta reach back
out every once in a while, like we are gamers first.
I don't know if we're gaming, so I feel like
you're a musical person first, music versus game, and tell me,

(12:08):
I feel like I'm mostly gaming first. Either way, It's
been a lot going on, and there's been some stuff
swirling in my mind, and it's some people. I got
a kind of dunk on real quick, and number one,
it ain't never changed, It's always gonna be the same.
I got a dunk on Xbox real quick because Xbox
been getting on my goddamn nerves. Okay, so let's start

(12:29):
off with a few things. First off, the Xbox, the
rog Xbox ally is not an Xbox handheld. I don't
care what the fuck you call it. It's a fucking rog.
It's a PC. It's bullshit. They put a button on
that bitch. All they did was put an extra Xbox money.

Speaker 4 (12:49):
A Microsoft Ally and get used to it.

Speaker 2 (12:51):
No, it's it's a rog. It's made by ass. It's
an ACES device, which pisses me off the most already.
Not that that pissed me off that it's ASIS, but
it's like Microsoft has the ability to build ship. You
could have built a Window. You own Windows, you could
have just built a device that ran Windows. But you

(13:13):
took somebody else's established device said throw ax on that
bitch and call it.

Speaker 4 (13:18):
Mine because they probably gave my bag for it.

Speaker 2 (13:21):
They probably did. I just don't like that they threw
their name in. Now mind you. It don't do anything.
I've already looked into it because I'm a rog ally holder,
my own operate and this podcast runs off of a
rock ally. You know what that piece of shit does.
It opens the Xbox app first, you know, the Xbox
absence on everybody's desktop. It just opens that first. That's it.

(13:45):
It don't do sh when when you log in.

Speaker 3 (13:48):
Nope, storage nope, screen brightness nope, different type.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
Of everything's exactly the ship that I'm sitting on right
now a different times. Here's the two things they changed.
Mine's got one. They put the Xbox button on the side, Yeah,
that's there. And they changed the chipset. They put the

(14:15):
new process in there, which Rock was gonna do any
fucking way, because guess what. They came out with a
new processor because they were in process of developing a
new process and they're like, well, put that on a
new one, and Xbox was like, why you're doing that?
Put an X on the side of that, bitch so
we can jump in the game. Everybody was like, well,
at least is black minds as black. Mines is already black.

(14:36):
The x models are already black. You can get the
white model if you want, but it was already black
and white. Those are the color schemes. They changed nothing,
They've added nothing them. Mostly they said they were gonna
do was enhance the operating system. Guess what, that's a
Microsoft thing, not an Xbox thing. Microsoft really needs to

(14:58):
upgrade Windows eleven because win those eleven kind of sucks ass.
They haven't done that yet. All they're doing is like
if you bought a Steam deck, you know, open Steam
right away. That's what the fuck there. But there's it's
gonna do. It's not an Xbox device. So then they
went down the line and said, you know, we're also
gonna release We're gonna release a new Vard headset. Like cool,

(15:22):
I'll like to see that. They got a meta Quest
and made it black. That's all the fun I have
a meta Quest. I have one really great device. You
know what it already does. We're already comes in black.
Sometimes you can just get a sticker and put it
on top of it, which is pretty much all the
fuck they did when they were like, it's gonna run

(15:44):
Xbox again. Already did that, already had the ability to
stream Xbox uh Cloud game in bullshit. They've done nothing.
They made it black and put a green ring around it.
It's all the fuck they did. The new Xbox console
that they've already ounces a fucking PC. It has all

(16:04):
regular PC internals, it's gonna run Windows. Xbox didn't enhance
the they keep saying there and they're taking it to
the next level. What they did is just gave you
a PC. They've given you a PC. That's all the
fun that they gave you a cheap ass PC is no, no, no,

(16:27):
it's not. It's a cheap ass PC. You can build
your own and call it an Xbox. I love that.
That's like Xbox's new slogan is like everything's an Xbox.
Your phone is an Xbox, your your handhelds an Xbox.
As it sounds, it is because they can't make shit anymore,
because their consoles look like doo doo. It looks like

(16:49):
a fridge. And when we mean that, it looks like
a fridge. They made a fridge. They've made more non
console ship then they have made console shit. I'm so
sick an Xbox. You guys are not enhancing the console Wars.
You lost the console Wars. Phil said so himself. We lost.

(17:09):
What he didn't say after that was we're just.

Speaker 3 (17:12):
Gonna give you a computer we lost, but we're gonna
keep trying them.

Speaker 2 (17:16):
They not fighting anymore. They give you a computer, they're not.
They're just coloring everybody else's shit. We lost, but we're
here still at this point. Now, I guarantee you I
almost call this shit now. What they're gonna end up
doing at some point is asking PlayStation to make a
black and green PlayStation and call him Xbox because we
getting Gears of War and I'm like, this is the
ps Xbox. Fuck out of here with that shit. Just

(17:38):
say you lost. It's okay, It's okay to lose.

Speaker 3 (17:41):
What if there was some type of merger though, like
that would be the ultimate and all right, we lost,
but that would be monumental knock you know, that.

Speaker 2 (17:51):
Would be Sega. It's been done before, it's been done before.
But you know what, nobody ever says, it's Sega still won.
They lost, they lost, they lost bad. Sega's already done
this shit. Sega's thoroughly done this shit. It's okay to lose.
And I just want people to understand that Xbox was trash.

Speaker 4 (18:13):
But what do you want them to do? You want
them to go away?

Speaker 3 (18:15):
No?

Speaker 2 (18:16):
I want them to continue to try hard and because
what they have and I can.

Speaker 4 (18:21):
Admit the last thing they tried hard on three sixty.

Speaker 2 (18:24):
They killed the three six three sixty was phenomenal. I
can admit that the original Xbox was phenomenal.

Speaker 4 (18:30):
Yeah, but the three sixth is the last thing they
tried on.

Speaker 2 (18:33):
I know. And what I'm saying is is what they
they figured out was having a fan base. I can
admit that the Xbox fan base is solid, The Xbox
community is solid. What they don't have is a company
a video game. They don't have any video fucking games.
They're a video game company with no video games zero.

(18:53):
When's the last Halo? When was the last Years of War?
All they really got left as floresa mm hm, And
I'm not gonna buy the whole consot for Forza. I'm
not saying exclusive games are necessary, but you gotta have
one to two in your bag. You gotta have at
least one to two in your bag. And when Forsa
is the only thing you got and maybe Fable, it's

(19:16):
not enough. It's not fucking enough. They have bought every
gaming studio, every game studio that they've bought. What fucking
great game have they produced? Everybody was losing this shit
when they bought Activision. I ain't seen a brand new
Tony Hawk game yet they've remasteredasingh Uh, Call of Duty's

(19:38):
kind of ass?

Speaker 3 (19:39):
I mean, Mike, the answer is Microsoft is lazy, But
I don't know what the answer for y'all is.

Speaker 2 (19:47):
Stop stop being lazy, make a fucking game. You have
all the studios, you have every studio.

Speaker 3 (19:55):
The fan base, get them to stop because they're not
going to on their own. So what can the fan
base do?

Speaker 2 (20:01):
Stop buying PCs, Stop buying PCs, stop buying PCs. What
the fuck are you on? I'm telling you to stop.
As an Xbox fan, what I'm telling you to stop
stop buying PCs and buy a PlayStation. Buy them competitior
the already, so then it's either. But what I'm saying

(20:24):
is you can't. You gotta stick to one side sometimes
sometimes you gotta. You gotta draw line in the scene.

Speaker 3 (20:30):
Wait, what does PC game and you have to do
with Xbox PC is damn their xtbox. At this point,
everything's at Xbox. That's on them, not on PC.

Speaker 2 (20:40):
But what I'm saying is is don't buy the ship
that allows them to get away with it, like, don't
buy game passing a PC.

Speaker 3 (20:47):
Don't buy a phone like they said that everything is.
I mean, yeah, it's it's a little gay, but it's
a fun but it's inclusive, which makes it a little gay.

Speaker 2 (20:59):
I don't know, it's crazy, But the inclusivity is not
the problem is the fact that they again I bought
game Pass. You know the games I actually played on
game pass? Who got I played for She played for song?
I played nothing. I played zero fucking games. You know what.
I started to play fucking tomb Raider. And then tomb

(21:21):
Rader went on sale for seven dollars for the entire
trilogy game pass for a month, or buying the only
game I was gonna play, and owning that ship, I
think I'm just pay for it. And mind you, that's
a PlayStation IP. Yeah, the PlayStation IP that Xbox stole

(21:41):
for a year or two and made it worse. By god,
they made They made tomb Raider a lot worse when
they got their hands on it. So what they kind
of need to do?

Speaker 4 (21:51):
Man, I appreciate it because it laid uncharted up.

Speaker 2 (21:55):
Yeah, but don't chart. It was kind of ass too
compared to tomb Raider. I'm comparing first tomb Raider, the
newer Groom Raiders to all of that. Yeah, a golden
game versus three a trilogy of trash. WHOA, I'm gonna
call it what I see it.

Speaker 3 (22:14):
Ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (22:15):
The fact that there is a thing called Nathan Draking
when it's just oh, I can see that everything's gonna
fuck up for the next five minutes. It's kind of
it's just too predictable. It's too predictable of.

Speaker 3 (22:26):
Again, got a farm all this Aura, I'd rather I'd
rather play with Laura.

Speaker 2 (22:32):
You know what I'm saying. If I had the option
of the two, I'm gonna kick it with Laura.

Speaker 4 (22:36):
I'm saying Laura way more than I know.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
And what I'm what I'm saying is it's not her
getting her ass kicked that made the game great. It
was believable for the first five minutes. In a while,
I've played the original tomb Raiders and that ship was
getting really ridiculous. This bitch was shooting dinosaurs with pistols.
It's kind of tired of that shit. That's why I
love the newer one because I'm like, oh, she she's
not good at this, but she's getting better and she's

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growing as a character. Character development sometimes really works well
if you do it right. And Nathan just being untouchable.
The fact that the Nigga didn't have a health bar
is crazy. He had a luck bar. A lot of
people didn't realize that Nigga didn't take damage ever until
he ran out of luck and died. That is the
dumbest shit I've ever heard in my life. I'm not

(23:20):
playing that shit. I tried. I played all of them
charred at one and was bored. I play all of
I played bored.

Speaker 3 (23:30):
I was doing that ship episodically and was on the
edge of my seat.

Speaker 2 (23:33):
That's great for you, you know what, you know what
I can I can really tell you why I couldn't
stand Nathan drake is or I first uncharted. It's because
I seen it coming before it happened. Every step of
the way, I've seen what was gonna happen before anything
ever happened. If I went to a certain section of
the game, if it was one of the climbing sections,
because the game is very sectionated and there's a five

(23:54):
minute exploration, then there's the Okay, all of this ship's
gonna break for the next few minutes. Then there's the
here's the open area where you know way too many
people are gonna show up to shoot at you for
the next twenty minutes. It's very odd. It's very it's
always way too fucking How many niggas did you hire?

Speaker 4 (24:15):
You win, broke, you still didn't hit me?

Speaker 2 (24:19):
The fuck is going on? Here and Tom Raider was
Max ten niggas and them ten Niggas was finna get
you at least once. But Nathan is fighting an army
of dudes with one gun. Fuck out, brother, brother, Can
we can we be realistic? The niggas not John Wick. Okay,

(24:42):
niggas just very lucky.

Speaker 3 (24:43):
Hed if Wick John Wick ain't got no fucking health
bar either that you got a luck by.

Speaker 2 (24:49):
To that nigga was skilled, I believe skilled. When John
Wick versus Nathan Drake's luck, that's all I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (24:56):
I believe it's a mixture.

Speaker 2 (24:58):
It might be a mixture, but tell you that Nathan
is all luck versus skill.

Speaker 4 (25:03):
No, it's it's skill. You didn't play the third one.

Speaker 2 (25:06):
I didn't because I was bored, because I was thoroughly born.

Speaker 3 (25:10):
It's a prequel that goes through.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
And one was boring, Two was dumbpredictable, and I wasn't
gonna touch three. If I'm bored on two of your
two out of three year games, I'm not going for
the third. You can't sell me.

Speaker 4 (25:24):
And so if I was born in the first, I'm
I'm gonna go for the second.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
Because one fucker is on my ass. Between Uncharted and
Last of Us. Them the two games that people own
my ass. And I'm like, I don't see what you see.
I don't see what y'all seeing them games is boring
as fuck to me. I'm charged, like, I can't even
say that you know, I love I love a good
I don't even know. So I'm telling you I think

(25:50):
these games are just thoroughly overhyped. That's all. It might
be my and I'm fine with you.

Speaker 3 (25:56):
I'm not gonna lie and say niggas don't suck off
Last of Us, but.

Speaker 2 (25:59):
Yeah, they sucked that off way too hard.

Speaker 3 (26:01):
I'm not evenna say a bad game though, but they
did suck it off.

Speaker 2 (26:05):
I didn't like it. I'm saying that game I didn't like,
and I don't see what y'all see. That was that
one Uncharted I thought was bad personally, I thought that
game was bad. Last of Us was just like y'all
think this is like I think it was the level
of hype for it. I'm like, this is a decent game,
and y'all like, this is the greatest game that ever
made hit the screen. This is the greatest thing Santa

(26:27):
Monica Studios or not. Cinta Monica. What's the fucking company
whoever makes some game gotdam games? No, because it's the
same things that make Uncharted, Which is funny that I
didn't like either one of them games. I love Jack
and Dexter, though the same studios, same fucking studio. Thought
both of those games was fucking boring. Very warn, very

(26:49):
very warn. But that's just me. But either way, Xbox
sucks and I need y'all to do better. I really
I want them to do better for the simple fact
that if they do better, then Sony's gotta try hard,
and Sony ain't tried hard since Xbox gave up. I
can't even tell you the last great PS five game.

Speaker 3 (27:13):
I'm drawing a Blinkie game, so I don't know if
I can count that.

Speaker 2 (27:17):
I'm counting Sony based product. God War might have been
in and I think god War was like Luster, huh.
I don't know if that was a Sony Studio game,
it might have been. No, that's a WB game, so no,
that ain't any got A War has definitely been one.

(27:40):
I think the Uncharted series and last of Us would
be uh. Hell Divers was pretty decent.

Speaker 4 (27:47):
About the drop Hell Divers too. I don't know about it.

Speaker 2 (27:49):
Heldovers, Is this the same game? They're just moving. They're
finally given letting Xbox play because the fan base was like,
let everybody play, please, you should fucking play.

Speaker 3 (27:59):
I put a hell in the same corner as Warhammer.
Shit that niggas love that. I just have not even
begin to learn to understand.

Speaker 2 (28:06):
I can't understand that. I think the difference is Warhammer
is deeply lower based, and Hell Diver has the lore,
but no one gives a fuck. I think that's what
I love about Hell Divers. It's like there's so much
lore there and no one gives a rats ass. It's
DEM's aliens, dem zombies, dem moster machines. Kill them in

(28:26):
the name of super Earth. That's It's like joining the army.
It's beautiful. It's do you really can't? Why are you
shooting at these dudes? Are you just gonna shoot at
these dudes and stay alive? And that's kind of the
fun of Hell Divers. And I love just bro hugging
motherfuckers at random, doing dumb ass emos. It's a lot
of fun, just blowing It's just fun because I'm blowing

(28:47):
it up, honestly. So yeah, I would say Hell divers
is last thing that Sony put out, but that's also
littered with controversy. So yeah, give me a few Sony
based games. What you got go to War Horizon definitely trash.

Speaker 4 (29:05):
They that was another thing they sucked off.

Speaker 3 (29:09):
Boy, God damn, y'all are some ghetto gaggers over fucking Alloy.
She's not even that dope.

Speaker 2 (29:17):
You hate her with.

Speaker 1 (29:19):
I stopped playing that game because she was a terrible character.

Speaker 2 (29:23):
You guys. Star Wars spider Man would be the other one,
and I think we all agree that Spider Man two
was worse than the first two.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
The last of USA.

Speaker 4 (29:38):
Was great grand and it's wal tile.

Speaker 2 (29:41):
Yet No, got a couple more months, got a couple
more months? Yeah, Sushima. Okay, so you got of the
PS five era.

Speaker 4 (29:50):
You want to know what that's the only two you
want to know?

Speaker 3 (29:54):
Well? I was hearing so much shit about it, and
then I just heard nothing because niggas ran out of
ship to go playing about Assassin's Crazy Shadows.

Speaker 2 (30:04):
No, it's nothing that people ran out of stuff to
complain about. Nobody played it.

Speaker 3 (30:08):
They did ship.

Speaker 2 (30:10):
I've seen zero people play. I don't nobody that actually
owns that game. He definitely well, look, okay, that's half
this niggas brand before it sounds ignorant. Nothing against you,
c J, except that you might have beit some of
my ship, but.

Speaker 4 (30:29):
Whatever.

Speaker 2 (30:30):
Look, you can bite from a low level niggas sometimes.
That's know what I'm saying. You stole my whole fucking flow.
He were for word bar.

Speaker 3 (30:37):
For bars, just started watching.

Speaker 2 (30:39):
Look man, and he just happened to having a bite
from me. That's all I'm saying. You could have a
shadow shadow maybe, but either way, that's that man's whole
fucking brand. So I'm not gonna be like he shouldn't
be playing that game. That's literally yeah, but that's what

(31:01):
I'm saying. I feel like that's his brand.

Speaker 3 (31:02):
Though.

Speaker 4 (31:04):
People found just wanted to complain about the black guy.

Speaker 2 (31:08):
No, people don't like Assassin's Creed.

Speaker 3 (31:11):
What happened, Well, I know what happened. I was gonna say,
your three ass games, damn, yo, that's all it was.

Speaker 4 (31:18):
I still remember it finally, I know, I remember.

Speaker 2 (31:20):
The whole games finally, and then when I go back
to him, I'm like, you know, maybe these weren't as
good as I thought.

Speaker 3 (31:25):
Damn.

Speaker 2 (31:26):
That's like I love the etso collection, and then when
I played him again, I'm like, damn, this is a
lot of FETs quest bullshit.

Speaker 3 (31:33):
Yeah it was broken, a lot of fats quests, a
lot of tail them. Yeah, it's like follow him to here,
but stay hidden, right, And I'm just like, this used
to be he used to be my ship.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
This might not be my ship anymore. It's not bad.

Speaker 4 (31:49):
Well, I don't want to go back because I don't
want that revelation.

Speaker 2 (31:52):
No, but what I would tell you to do is, please,
for the love of all God, play black Flag, Black Flag,
all of that ship that we talk about. The rest
of us ass The screen gets kind of glossed over
on this. On black Flag, We're like, yeah, no, that
shit worked there, didn't work everywhere else. A fetch Quest
at sea is beautiful. What's up?

Speaker 3 (32:13):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (32:13):
Commercial time already? All right, let's go to commercial. I've
yelled at Xbox enough. I guess see in a minute.

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Speaker 3 (32:58):
There, and Beacon a spider Man. We yea.

Speaker 4 (33:03):
It is almost time for mar Rival season three.

Speaker 3 (33:07):
Yep, and this season they have not released well, they
released the characters, they released the theme, they release the
like skills and ship for one of the characters, still
waiting on another one. But yeah, season three, it's gonna
be Clint tar War, Nola's coming and to combat. No,

(33:30):
we have Phoenix and Blade.

Speaker 4 (33:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (33:33):
I was gonna say that they show Blade off yet,
because I don't even know what he wants. I've seen Gene.

Speaker 3 (33:38):
They've showed Blade off. He has his corn rolls and
corn in the base skin, but in his Phoenix skin.
So he so he has a like a half Phoenix
half symbil skin and he got a fade in that.
It's crazy. No, they this might be the best battle pass.

(33:59):
They they got black Soup, Spider Man and.

Speaker 2 (34:03):
With the dance. I see the dance, y'all ship on
Spider Man iteration.

Speaker 4 (34:13):
Dance.

Speaker 2 (34:13):
Don't sleep on my nigga, Toby.

Speaker 3 (34:15):
They got Symbio Jeff, which people have been waiting for
for years.

Speaker 2 (34:19):
That's kind of crazy.

Speaker 3 (34:22):
Symbio Squirrel Girl, Phoenix Force, Wolverine, Phoenix Force, nay Moar. Look,
I hate that there's two name more skins with fades,
and every time I see them, I just see se Rex.
Like I can't look at that nigga with the fade

(34:43):
and not see Syriax. It pisses me off just a
little bit. And then for the people that that that
are not directly Phoenix Forest that got white and gold
skins with but just look clean.

Speaker 2 (34:58):
I'm booted up Rivals other day and I immediately turned
that ship back, not in the negative way.

Speaker 4 (35:05):
You also didn't call your boy true.

Speaker 2 (35:07):
Enough, true enough, because I wanted to like run around
or two just to see again. I'm very big into
if I feel the culture and I feel like, all right,
it's welcoming again, I'm cool. I felt like a fish
out of water still, and again that's what I'm saying.
It's more so I just don't think i'm a hero shooter.
I just don't think I can get back into hero shootings.
I was a killer a Overwatch. I was a fiend,

(35:29):
but now I'm just like save my space anymore. And
I'm kind of it's more of like that is bad,
not that it's bad. I'm sad that I don't feel
like I belong.

Speaker 3 (35:38):
I still just feel like this is maybe I've just
been burned too much because I was there for the
Overwatch and the Overwatch too transition. I just feel like
so much better.

Speaker 2 (35:52):
Yeah. No, I'm not saying that is like Lea, It's definitely.

Speaker 3 (35:56):
See niggas boot up Overwatch too, and I'm just like,
you ain't gotta live like that, Like I look at
them niggas how I look like how I look at
niggas that boot up APEX, Like you ain't gotta live
like that. You gotta have fun.

Speaker 2 (36:07):
I like a little bit, a little bit very minor.
I like, I wish they would take that and put
it somewhere else.

Speaker 3 (36:14):
Like I feel like, so now they're switching up to
where we're getting a character month, and I feel like
there's a character for everybody, Like I feel like you
would either fuck with Groot or fucking Jeff.

Speaker 2 (36:27):
I didn't like Group. Jeff was not too bad.

Speaker 4 (36:29):
You might like Jeff, you might like Rocket.

Speaker 2 (36:31):
I didn't. When I first played it was Rocket star Lord.
I dabbled with Spider Man and Squirrel Girl.

Speaker 3 (36:38):
I I dislike playing a Spider Man and I dislike
fighting Spider Man because if you run to a good
Spider Man, hees gonna torment you all game until you
get your killed back, which be so satisfying. Because fuck
spider Man and fuck iron Fist.

Speaker 2 (36:54):
I was just an only person. I had consistent issues
with his Iron Man players. They would scope me out
as soon as they seen me, especially when I was
playing Rocket. I felt like, I'm assuming and again, I
don't know, but I'm assuming there is an advantage disadvantage
between those two.

Speaker 4 (37:11):
No, it's just.

Speaker 3 (37:14):
If you know, it's just a strategy to kill the
healers first, because if you kill the healers then you
just gotta outlive everybody else.

Speaker 2 (37:23):
Now, they were after my ass.

Speaker 3 (37:27):
Rocket ebbs and flows on Rocket, but he's predominantly just
been good the entire time he's been out.

Speaker 4 (37:35):
Was Launched said he was a launch character.

Speaker 2 (37:38):
No, it was he was. Again. I enjoyed playing them.
I just I don't know. Maybe I'm a bad healer
because I haven't played healers since Overwatch and anything, and
motherfucker's moved too much for me to heal his rocket.

Speaker 3 (37:52):
I mean that's also off healers like, like now Rocket
is a main healer, but that's all heelers like. Ok.
I've Luna is a great a right, Luna Mantis is
fun like Mantis Moonnight.

Speaker 2 (38:13):
I also tried and I sucked at Moon Night.

Speaker 3 (38:15):
Moon Night. You gotta go, you gotta use yours to
hit corners.

Speaker 2 (38:21):
See, I think it's a lot. There's a thoroughb learn
because I think that also helps us when I've.

Speaker 4 (38:26):
Gotta do is hop in the lab with your boy.
I've been like, I've been here.

Speaker 3 (38:32):
I'm in these streets, no you are, and I got
friends like I like, everything is better with a gang.

Speaker 2 (38:39):
True enough, I'm not saying that, it's just I think
it is. It's just it's a time thing. And with shooters,
I'm in and out. You got me for thirty minutes, Max,
and then I'm fucking done. I've seen you on Cod
thirty minutes, dude, I'm in and out. I'm seriously in
and out of Cord, especially right now, because I know

(39:00):
what I know how God works. Once I get good
and I get hot, turn that ship off. I turn
that off when I get hot, because I know, I
know how these matchmaking lobbies go. And as soon as
I get hot, the sweats is coming next, and I'm
not I'm not trying to sweat. And I know gamer language. Man,
you get hot, either something bad is happening in the
game or something bad is happening in real life. Shutting

(39:21):
that shit off. Like all right, I got my thirty
minutes and did my three little quests of the day.
I'm going ahead.

Speaker 4 (39:26):
And hopping off to do dailies.

Speaker 2 (39:29):
Yeah, no, that's serious. I come in and do my
dailies and I'm like, allright, got them out the way,
go ahead and shut this ship off. Call of a
day that was fun. Don't want that me turn.

Speaker 3 (39:39):
I can't believe I'm sayings I can't wait to go
back to work. What I can't wait to go back
to work? So so I know I'll have time to game.

Speaker 4 (39:47):
Like that's that's the.

Speaker 3 (39:48):
Crazy thing, Cause used me as I went up over
dat five, they just kind of leave me the fuck
alone after three, Like you me like like we're like, oh,
he busy, like and then I just feel like I
feel like sometimes I just feel like vacations are when

(40:11):
I work the hardest. True Big Sean said fu Vak.
I feel better at work, and sometimes I feel that
his niggas expect more out of your niggas ask more
out of you.

Speaker 2 (40:23):
But that's because you gotta set you gotta set boundaries. Man,
when I'm on vacation, phones off, I don't know what
you're talking about. No, I'm chilling. Are you need such
and such? That's crazy.

Speaker 1 (40:34):
I know.

Speaker 3 (40:36):
It ain't even my employees, my coworkers, they know I
ever heard. I checked my ship. I ain't got a
message since since last Friday. Nigga, it's been lovely. It's
every other.

Speaker 4 (40:49):
Aspect of my life.

Speaker 2 (40:50):
That's what I'm talking about. You gotta when you clock
out of work, you gotta clock out of everybody. My God,
when I'm on vacation, it's a notice to work, and
then it's a notice to every body. Is like, I'm
not available. I'm on vacation. Where you going home, nigga,
away from you. I'm vacation and away from you niggas,
away from responsibilities.

Speaker 3 (41:12):
Oh no. Oh no, I don't even know what the
fuck that feel. Responsibility at this point feel like a
boil on my ass. I just can't get away. I
just can't get rid of it.

Speaker 4 (41:22):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (41:23):
Yeah, no, I probably maybe when I go to New
York at the end of the month, but I doubt it.
I doubt I'm still gonna have We're getting worries and ship.

Speaker 4 (41:37):
Then you gotta you.

Speaker 2 (41:38):
Gotta try to ignore that. I'm not saying it's easy.

Speaker 3 (41:40):
I don't really Yeah, I don't really know. I've never
had the luxury. I'll say that I've never had the
luxury of being able to unplug.

Speaker 2 (41:52):
I'm getting better.

Speaker 3 (41:53):
Every time I think of some ship, some shit happened
that needs my attention. I'm like, I could have stayed
home for this.

Speaker 4 (42:03):
I could have stayed home for this.

Speaker 2 (42:06):
That was should have fucked June tenth weekend, I called
off an extra day for that ship, and all I
did was hurt my shoulder. Pissed me the fuck up.
I'm just like cool now. My shoulder hurt for no
damn reason. So now I could have been at work healthy,
I'm at home hurt, wasting PTO. I feel you. I
get it. You gotta turn that ship off sometimes m.

Speaker 3 (42:29):
H shaking my motherfucker head, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (42:34):
I can't call it, phones off, can't call it.

Speaker 3 (42:39):
I can't call it.

Speaker 2 (42:40):
You gotta do Sometimes you just gotta tune tune the world.

Speaker 3 (42:42):
Out shout out to I was gonna say shout out
to the responsibility less, but y'all niggas don't know my struggle.
Fuck y'all too, Like I all right, y'all, fuck y'all too.
I'm thinking about it.

Speaker 2 (42:59):
Jesus, I had it too good for too long. Someone
happier notes what you're Finnah, play soon.

Speaker 4 (43:09):
I'm waiting for rivals. This is a bit odd.

Speaker 3 (43:14):
So they're still trying to figure out a lot of
shit with rivals, Like they're still adjusting a lot of
shit with like how the seasons are working. It's it
hasn't even been a year, like I can I can
give next time that one year anniversary probably gonna hit
like crack. I can't wait till that ship though I'm
gonna be living on the game. They probably gonna give
away mad free shit.

Speaker 2 (43:33):
Possibly.

Speaker 3 (43:37):
I need to fin I need to finish Bleach, I
need to get you.

Speaker 2 (43:42):
Still haven't finished Bleach.

Speaker 3 (43:44):
I still haven't finished Sea of Stars. I still haven't
finished Yakuza. I have not streamed in two weeks.

Speaker 2 (43:53):
At some point they can play that ship yourself for
your sake.

Speaker 4 (43:56):
What's the point if it's not content, what's the point?

Speaker 3 (44:00):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
Something called enjoyment. You can enjoy your life, man.

Speaker 4 (44:05):
Enjoy or capitalized.

Speaker 2 (44:09):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (44:12):
Enjoy capitalized, monetized.

Speaker 2 (44:19):
I feel like you got Sorry. I'm not even trying
to be like on statics side on this one, but yeah,
sometimes you just gotta play some shit for yourself. Seeing Stars, nigga.
As long as I've known you, you've been hyping up
Seeing Stars and you ain't played that ship. That's fucking nuts.
That is absolutely nuts.

Speaker 4 (44:36):
My life, the life won't leave me alone.

Speaker 2 (44:39):
Just plug in for a few minutes and play that
ship like you were calling me Kuza one of the
greatest games you played in a while. I ain't finished
that ship.

Speaker 4 (44:49):
Bill's bails and responsibilities.

Speaker 2 (44:53):
Damn, nigga. I can only imagine your backlog is heinous.

Speaker 4 (44:57):
It is, that's the responsibility.

Speaker 3 (45:00):
Would if you like to help me pay bills and
game a little more?

Speaker 2 (45:06):
Link tree k it's in the description. It's always in
the description or.

Speaker 4 (45:16):
Going over the spreaker. We have a membership club.

Speaker 3 (45:19):
Sure do.

Speaker 2 (45:20):
It's only two easy dollars.

Speaker 4 (45:23):
You spend more of that. You spend more of.

Speaker 3 (45:26):
That paying transaction feeds from selling that bench. They don't
care about you. You might as well.

Speaker 4 (45:32):
Long a hand, spend it with the good Fellas. I
think good Fellas. That's terrible. I'm not that bad at mine.

Speaker 2 (45:42):
You're just talking about good Maybe you should have said
the good Fellas.

Speaker 3 (45:47):
No after after no no no after at the centers.
I don't do that hard r no no more No.
I don't do that Fellas no no, because I got
I got over that cousin us like, hey, Fellas, No,
don't call me no feller. Now I feel like, good God,

(46:08):
I ain't telling motherfucker's welcome no more no that ship.

Speaker 4 (46:14):
That is the greatest fucking movie of the year.

Speaker 3 (46:16):
That's the best movie.

Speaker 4 (46:18):
This year, and I'm probably gonna see it three more times.

Speaker 2 (46:20):
For the years. I can almost agree with you. And
I ain't seen the movie because I ain't seen a
fucking movie period that I could say was a good
movie this year. I didn't like dick swinging Zombies I'm
sorry the fuck you.

Speaker 3 (46:36):
I wanted to watch that, and did you you make
that such a focal point?

Speaker 4 (46:42):
Like do they like?

Speaker 3 (46:43):
Is it? He? Is he?

Speaker 4 (46:43):
On screen? That often?

Speaker 2 (46:46):
That's that's the main It is crazy niggas. The main
antagonist is the giant dick swinging zombie. I feel like
if you type in hashtag twenty eight years later, it's
it's mostly just people making fun of that specific zombie.

Speaker 4 (47:05):
I don't know zombies wear pants.

Speaker 2 (47:08):
He's the alpha. He's the alpha zombie. Dick out, I
mean dicks out for the alphas.

Speaker 3 (47:17):
That's that's a hashtag for a future prepper.

Speaker 2 (47:23):
Were they gonna work on twenty six? No, nigga bitches.
That is the one zomber that do bitches.

Speaker 3 (47:30):
I'm getting wait wait wait wait wait wait wait, you're
not telling me they had zombie sex. Now. I know
I've only seen the first twenty eight, but god damn,
that don't tell me they've involved into zombie sex.

Speaker 2 (47:43):
They do pro create, they create now, I don't tell
you that much. Look, man, I'm not giving away the sauce.
Are they dead undead?

Speaker 4 (47:55):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (47:56):
Thank you? Because I was gonna say I'm pretty sure
that put he supposed to be dead too.

Speaker 2 (48:01):
Hey, like Benjamin said, they age from the top down,
so the bottom is still good.

Speaker 3 (48:06):
Baby. That's that's now.

Speaker 2 (48:10):
We not did not see zombie sex. We definite seen
zombie birth, so you could see that in twenty eight
years later.

Speaker 3 (48:15):
I don't want to see no zombie baby born.

Speaker 2 (48:18):
It was born normal, I guess.

Speaker 4 (48:20):
Wait it was born it wait?

Speaker 3 (48:22):
Oh wait so anyway wait wait later wait wait wait.

Speaker 4 (48:27):
You gave birth to a human.

Speaker 2 (48:32):
Look, man, I'm telling you to go watch twenty eight
years later. This episode is sponsorbiz. Twenty eight years later,
watched Alpha Zombies, Dick Swinging Zombies, Birth and Birth like
if you ain't, if you ain't seeing an infected film,
like you have ever seen an effected film like twenty
eight years later, clearly you couldn't agree.

Speaker 3 (48:58):
Yeah, no, no, just I see that's one thing I
wish I could break into, even though now they're poorly
about to crack down harder on it, the movie reviewers
or the movie reactors, like, I don't feel like I
give great reactions. I feel like some of that show
would be actually pretty fucking entertaining, But I'm not them.

(49:20):
Niggas go through so much with editing.

Speaker 2 (49:23):
Because people got lazy. I think that's all it was
is people got lazy to the point where they were
showing a chunk of the fucking film, and I'm just like,
don't show the whole film, just talk about it.

Speaker 3 (49:33):
You're supposed to do a whole lot of shit, like
you could show it.

Speaker 4 (49:36):
You can't.

Speaker 3 (49:37):
You're supposed to, like in enlarge yourself, trink out shit.
You're sposa do shit that's not just showing the whole
fuck You're spposed to show mainly you. It's a lot
I wish I had. It's one of the things I
wish I had the time to dedicate to.

Speaker 2 (49:53):
I don't like movies enough to actually do it, and
I think that's why people. I feel like that's the
only reason why people like for me to do movie
shit is becau as I don't give a shit about movies.
We did movie streams, we want did movie streams, And
I'm like, I hate movies with a passion, like I
hate sitting down for an hour and a half to
two hours staring at the screen when I could do

(50:13):
anything to funk.

Speaker 3 (50:13):
Out a lot of pastor.

Speaker 2 (50:16):
People love that shit. That's so sad, so maybe maybe
I'll bring that back one of these days, running back
one more time.

Speaker 3 (50:24):
Either way, we were supposed to do a stream for
one of these past holidays and just didn't.

Speaker 2 (50:31):
I think it was juneteenth. Could have did it today technically,
because we're on fourth of July. But y'all out queuing,
y'all out doing fun stuff. Probably you did fun stuff.

Speaker 3 (50:42):
Y'all out shooting fucking minever mind fuck it, y'all out
shooting fucking fireworks in the daytime, dumb man.

Speaker 4 (50:50):
Not y'all.

Speaker 2 (50:51):
Not the ones listening around here, Not the ones that's listening.
The ones that listens actually have chromosomes. Look, man, we
can't We can't say that if they all have chromosomes.
Some have a few extra, but all of them have
the chromosomes. Maybe some of them don't know what X
and Y mean. But I'm not pokemon, you know what

(51:15):
I've always said. And this might be a moment of blaspheming,
but remember when our parents used to say, that's, you know,
watching that SpongeBob show make you gay, And we were
just like, dang, y'all tweaking.

Speaker 3 (51:28):
You know what on that note podcast.

Speaker 4 (51:37):
I hope y'all stay safe.

Speaker 2 (51:39):
That's not even over. We got like fifteen more minutes.
We got so much more time level, so what we
ain't gonna cut out two episodes. I was just saying, I'm.

Speaker 1 (51:53):
Listen, you're not gonna ship on SpongeBob.

Speaker 2 (51:57):
I'm not shooting on SpongeBob.

Speaker 4 (51:58):
I'm just saying on SpongeBob, I'm just not blaming it
for being gay.

Speaker 2 (52:02):
I'm just saying, it's just all I was saying in
two and two was fold sometimes. I'm not saying SpongeBob
did it. I just think some of us watched a
little too much and a lot of us ended up gay.
I don't know what happened. I think Alex Jones was right.
They put something in the water that was turning the
fucking frogs. Get far be it for me? Man, just

(52:23):
saying it's a lot more y'all out there, and I
hope y'all happy. That still sounded like an insult and
it wasn't meant to be.

Speaker 4 (52:31):
It was the best get this. I'm sorry. Look, lower
third batter was a thing for a reason. I did.

Speaker 2 (52:40):
I say nothing negative, man, y'all cool, I'll do extra
shit a.

Speaker 4 (52:43):
Lot, but technically, y'all can't come after us.

Speaker 3 (52:48):
We got an ally n HR.

Speaker 4 (52:50):
Technically, I've done everything.

Speaker 3 (52:52):
Everything else, everything else is occupational hazards.

Speaker 4 (52:56):
I don't know to tell you. Look, man, I.

Speaker 2 (53:00):
Don't know what more you want from me. I gave
you your whole month off. I didn't say nothing about nobody
for a whole month. A whole month we were chilling.
I came after your day one, But so do all
the other corporations. I'm following what every other capitalists do,
and that's on July. On July first, fuck them niggas,

(53:21):
rip them rainbows. Now, I'm not into that?

Speaker 3 (53:31):
Is it me?

Speaker 2 (53:32):
Do they not all do that? Should in Unison it
be the first of the month and every company that
got a prime flag like ship out.

Speaker 4 (53:38):
Of here, Yeah, they'd be prepared on the thirtieth on
the real like we can.

Speaker 2 (53:46):
We could probably go ahead rip us down there. Closing.

Speaker 1 (53:51):
I don't know if you saw many things from Target,
but Target didn't even have anything.

Speaker 2 (53:58):
Where was the tuck sect for the pain.

Speaker 1 (54:02):
They put up Fourth of July stuff like first of June.

Speaker 4 (54:06):
Target was peak prime Trump country, so they.

Speaker 2 (54:10):
Were also peak prime Lesbian trans country too.

Speaker 4 (54:14):
I didn't know them niggas capitalists at.

Speaker 2 (54:16):
The end of the day. So it's fine. They did
what they thought. They were only think they were the
only place you can go to buy a tucking bathing suits.
For a good minute, that was like the place to go.

Speaker 4 (54:25):
It was Target.

Speaker 3 (54:29):
Oh what.

Speaker 2 (54:32):
I need you to start reading past?

Speaker 3 (54:35):
Why the fuck do I need to read about?

Speaker 2 (54:41):
Why?

Speaker 3 (54:41):
Why do I need to know about tuck in bathing suits?

Speaker 4 (54:46):
What?

Speaker 2 (54:49):
I'm just saying that that was the thing. I knew
about it, Kelly knew about it. A lot of people
knew about it. It was the whole thing. That's why
people started shopping on Target for a little bit, because
they were like, I ain't going to Target because they
I got trans bathing suits. And then other people's like, no,
that's great that they get trans bathing suits, and I'm
just like, I don't really give a fuck, Like I
don't didn't work rather kids bathing. I think that's the

(55:13):
line that they drew. Look, man, heach is on, I
don't really give a fuck.

Speaker 4 (55:19):
I haven't been to a Target since I worked in Edison.

Speaker 2 (55:22):
So yeah, darker damage. I think last time I went
was to get some liquid death.

Speaker 3 (55:27):
Last time I went, I was searching for RX seventy
eight because they that's when they announced that Gundam was
coming to Target, and I never saw that.

Speaker 2 (55:35):
Sh No, they haven't in a specialized section. And it's
still hard to find stuff like that. And I just
can't afford to go to targets. I really need a
Who's Bathing suit? They was telling to be honestly, really
not my concern at all. Shout out to you if
you need if you got one, though.

Speaker 3 (55:51):
The last time I went to Target, I spent four
dollars on a product from an independent contractor.

Speaker 2 (56:02):
Damn.

Speaker 3 (56:03):
It was like Be's Knees lemonade or some ship. It
was some Little Black Girl company. Yeah, it was like,
it's a cute little Black girls story on the back
of the bottle. I'll patronize.

Speaker 2 (56:16):
Was it any good?

Speaker 3 (56:18):
Yeah, it's just like four bucks in that Target. And
it's only a Target that's Target claimed to be for
the people but also high as fuck. I don't know
how you can do both.

Speaker 2 (56:35):
It's for the rich people. It's for the people, just
not your people.

Speaker 3 (56:38):
Because no, it's mad black, black, white creators that got
shouldn't Target, but the price behig like.

Speaker 2 (56:47):
It's for the people who can pay for it.

Speaker 3 (56:49):
Not you.

Speaker 4 (56:50):
For the people that can afford that's the that's the
that's the tagline for for for America, for the people
that can afford it.

Speaker 2 (57:00):
That's what I said, Like I always said that about
American general. The people that bitch is the niggas, that's losers.
The more you lose, the more you bitch. As soon
as you start winning, you ain't got a ship to
say about nobody a little bit. I know it hurt
me too because I be losing a lot. But when
I'm winning, Boy, when I'm on, when I'm at least
running with the crowd, I ain't got ship to say
to nobody. I like, no, I'm killing I'm kicking it

(57:20):
right now. It's only when I trip and fall and
start losing. It's like Mario Kart. America's like Mario Kart.
When you first threw five, you ain't got ship to
say that. Blueshall come and they crack you with three
of them reds in a row, and you had a
been twenty. If you like, help me, please give me
a good item. But you're gonna be saying none of
that ship. When you were first, You're like, I'm cool

(57:41):
with a banana.

Speaker 4 (57:42):
Lord, I've seen what you've done.

Speaker 2 (57:47):
Don't nobody complained about the bananas in the first place.
But as soon as you can get the eight, I
do no, nigga, that's good defense. But I like hating.

Speaker 4 (57:57):
When I'm at first, you're a bitch.

Speaker 3 (58:01):
I like hating, So that's why i'd be like, yo,
I can't get a ball, nigga.

Speaker 2 (58:05):
And that's why capitalism don't work because bitch ass niggas
in first. When I hate on air, but I'm cool
with the banana.

Speaker 4 (58:14):
I know someone's going to fuck with me. It's all
righty the fuck first.

Speaker 2 (58:17):
Now, nigga, I'm gonna just defend defense. Baby. You all
I need in first is bananas and maybe a mushroom.
You give me with a mushroom, I'm killing it. It's
over with now. Maybe the horn just the case for
the blue shale. You thene fucked up, and you give
me one of them three, one of them three, I'm cool.
Hating in the front is crazy as that's wild work, man,

(58:40):
and that's why capitalism works. Soon as you get up there,
y'all be going to hate to the back of the crowd.
I don't give a fuck about niggas.

Speaker 4 (58:45):
Just got their food stamps and snatched. It's the same
thing going on.

Speaker 2 (58:49):
And like I said, niggas that be needing some of
them niggas that got their food stem stats. You didn't
eat that shit.

Speaker 3 (58:54):
I'm talking about the people that did the casual Sometimes.
Look man, sometimes you gotta break.

Speaker 2 (59:01):
A few eggs.

Speaker 3 (59:03):
What is themelet in this equation, I'm litter is the nigga.

Speaker 2 (59:07):
We ain't Africa, and I'm cool.

Speaker 4 (59:11):
That's all the funk we got to look forward.

Speaker 2 (59:15):
We definitely ain't Canada. I'm cool with not be in Canada.
Definitely ain't Mexico. We're definitely not great Britain. Who got
casualties right to this day?

Speaker 3 (59:24):
Just talk about this is what the fuck? This is
how the funck we advertise as Americans?

Speaker 4 (59:29):
We ain't them?

Speaker 2 (59:30):
Yeah, yeah, you know what?

Speaker 4 (59:37):
It is so bad.

Speaker 2 (59:41):
They right now we're kind of Chris breezing it. How
you gonna hat from outside the club get in.

Speaker 4 (59:50):
Now?

Speaker 2 (59:50):
Not note, that's how you have an episode. Baby. We'll
see y'all next week. Have a great week and a
great weekend, and we'll see y'all sooner than later. USU

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