August 4, 2025 • 64 mins
On this episode of the Nonsense Podcast, we’re missing Henvincible—he’s off doing New York things—so Kelly jumps in front of the camera and takes the co-host chair! She kicks things off with a killer Kelly Fact: orcas have developed their own language—complete with names for each other. Apparently, orca families have regional dialects, and now we’re wondering... have we cracked the code? Are they just chilling... or possibly spying? FNBob has questions, and Kelly might actually have answers. After that deep dive into whale intelligence (and paranoia), we roll right into a rapid-fire game of “This or That,” tackling hot debates like: Summer ☀️ vs. Winter ❄️ Movies 🎬 vs. TV Shows 📺 TikTok 📱 vs. Instagram 📸 ...and somehow, FNBob manages to complain about his 9 to 5 job during every round. Iconic. ✨ Episode Highlights: 🐋 Orcas have names & dialects?! 🕵️ FNBob suspects whale espionage 🪑 Kelly’s first time co-hosting ❄️ Summer vs. Winter (and why FNBob hates both) 📺 Movies vs. TV (aka FNBob’s excuse to rant about long shows) 📱 TikTok vs. Instagram showdown 😤 FNBob vs. The American Work Week (again) ❓ Question of the Day: If orcas really do have a secret language—what do you think they’re talking about? 📱 Follow us on social media for more updates and behind-the-scenes fun: Instagram: fnbobfnentertainment Twitter: @FNBOB36 Website: https://www.fnentertainment.com All the Other links: https://linktr.ee/FNBoB & https://linktr.ee/Henvincible & https://linktr.ee/rk9trainingllc #NonsensePodcast #Orca #ThisOrThat #Whale #tiktok #instagram #9to5life #Podcast
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So, going back to our Orca conversation, do you know
that orcas or killer whales have such an extensive language
between each other that they have given themselves names, like
each one has their own individual name.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
No, I did not know that. Yes, Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
The Orca language is very extensive and it goes between
different family groups. So if you see a pot of
orcas for the most part, that is a family unit
for the most part. And so in those groups, they
have a full on language dialogue that they learn from
(00:40):
the oldest female in the in the pod or in
the group. And so with that, they given each other
their own separate names, and each one has their own
calling and their own individual sound that they use to
call for each other, just like how we have names.
They have names.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Oh jeez, have we not decoded it like or translated?
I guess yeah, more decoded than translated it is.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
It's still being studied because each pod has their own
very different language. Like if you if you see an
orcapod from like Alaska and then you see one that's
from like Greenland, they're gonna be very different languages, just
like how you know, people are very different and they
have their own languages, so they can be the same
(01:30):
species in the same group basically of animals, but there
they have they're totally different life, I guess. But yeah,
it's it's to a point where can kind of guess
what they're saying or what they're trying to do, but
we don't know fully like this is what they're saying
(01:52):
and translate it like you would.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
No, but I guess more so, can we mimic it
in a sense where like, okay, they did this to
call that that one orca? Can we somehow like replay
the sound.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Yeah, we can record it and play it back and
it still has the same effect. But if you were
to try to, like a different, entirely different animal, try
to make that same exact sound pick up. It's just
their family groups that they listen to because it's so
(02:26):
uh in depth and there's like little intricacies of it
that it's really hard to replicate without recording it and
playing it back.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Okay, So now now here's the big question. Which one
of them is Chinese, which one has the secret Chinese
Code of ethics? Who's reporting back to China? Somebody's reporting
back to China. One of these sets of orca whales. See,
we have it to code it because one of these
is Chinese. One of them is Chinese whales.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
I don't think es go hordes China.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
They happened, they know better.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
They have been seen in Japan.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Someone one of the spies. Somebody's the spies. What I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
No, they use for the spies. Excuse me, Yeah, you
know the Russian spy.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
No, I do not know the Russian spy whale.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Oh my god, that has been seen with Russian spy
material on his like strapped on, like he had a
harness on that had recording and video on his back.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
And didn't they tell me to trust the Russians. See easy.
I'm over here and trying to down to the Chinese.
But apparently it's the Russians the whole time.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
They got whales working for now. As a former trainer
of Beluga whales, they're very intelligent and they listen to
humans very well, and they work with people a lot.
So that's not far off the scope of things that.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Can happen, all right, So I just want to quickly
recap because I want to make sure everybody's on the
same page. We had multi lingual oracle whales or killing
whales and Russian spy beluga whales. And the next thing
and tell me is the dolphins when I do know
the dolphins of pedophiles and rapists. Jesus, what's going on
(04:22):
in the ocean? Why's the ocean?
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Says?
Speaker 2 (04:26):
As sick and twisted place it is? I don't like that.
I think I think we're more. There's more rock bottom
than bikini bottom, is what I'm saying. I don't trust them.
I did not know. I really wanted to reatter. I
did not know nothing about Russian spy whales. I forget
his name because they named they named him. He is
(04:47):
double O seven, the double fin and a half.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Yes, so he was trained as a military spy whale.
I don't know the story one hundred and fifty, but
they trained him as a spy whale for the Russians.
They found a harness on him with gear that had
Russian found We found it fishermen off Norway or something
(05:14):
like that.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Ok where's our whales at? I think we're getting beat
out in the whale race.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
No, we use sea lions.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
What the fuck is going on here? Okay? Look man?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
So here in America, the American navy. Here's the sea
lions to get things from the ocean and bring them
back for them. So things like bombs and explosives and
things like that. Sea lions can dive down, grab the things,
(05:45):
bring them back up, and there you go.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
We we got new carrying sea lions, spy whale. What
is going on in the ocean? I really don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
It's a great place because no one knows what's going on.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
I don't know what's going on. And I've seen normally
were worried about the planes and submarines, and you're like, no,
it's the whales and the sea lions are beefing.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
They're not beef they're working for us.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
We're the ones that are be which makes no sense
because why we use see sea lions and and killer
whales kill sea lions. So we literally picked the wrong fish.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Now, orcs don't work for us, they.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Work for the Russians. You said, no, there's too many
whales working for somebody. Okay, the killer whales are working
with the Chinese.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Sea lions don't usually see each other too often, so
they're fine. They're not they're not beefing.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Oh my god, I don't like any of this, plus bluga.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Whales don't have the efficiency to kill a sea lion
like that. It may happen here and there may be,
but the way blue whales, this is his every day.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Yeah, no, like you again, people always like man, it
must be hard with Bob all day. No, this is
the problem because I was sleeping easy at night until
I know that I got to be fearful of whales
because they might be spying on me.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
But no, here's the things. When blog whales eat, they
usually don't chew their food. They have teeth strictly to
grab and hold onto things, and they swallow everything whole,
So they wouldn't eat anything bigger than like a large fish.
And even that's like only if you're a big whale.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
So now I'm curious. Do you know if the Middle
Eastern fish that they try to they may live in
a desert. They I would assume they kept a camel.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
I mean, I wouldn't put it past the camel. They're
they're they're they're up there with the evils.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
They're just strapping mombs to the hump.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Maybe, I mean it's probably poisoning their spit. I don't
know that to be a thing, But everything else respects.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
It's like here, Nonsense, we only spit the truth.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
I only spit the truth.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
And okay, well, just to hell with me then, huh,
I have to deal with your r.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Kelly facts. There's a big emphasis on the facts.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Okay. Do I have to worry about any other sea
mammals blowing us up?
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Possibly marine mammals, thank you, And I don't think so
at the moment. Maybe later down the line, but you're
fine right now, Jesus. Okay, let's start to show on.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Let's just start to show. Then, let's just start the show.
I'm done. I don't even want to know anymore. Welcome
(09:22):
back to the Nonsense Podcast. I happen to be f
and Bob over there there. It's in the front. Okay,
there's a label with my name, and I'm the host
and the CEO of F and Entertainment. I'm not good
at the camera stuff yet with me, not as always
as Kelly, Kelly and Chad because they share a little
(09:44):
label now, not always in the front of the scenes,
but sometimes in front of the scenes. Kelly's here, Henny's
decided to go off to New York, to the fake
wonderland of accessible of a city. Why, But I hope
he's having fun over there because he's missing out on
a wonderful episode some ridiculous facts. I don't know what's
going on here. I'm still dumbfounded by the fish stories.
(10:05):
What's going on. I'm here, Kelly's here, Chad's back there
along with the duck. Everybody's here, and you're here, and
that's all that matters. Welcome back to the show. Welcome
back to the pod where we spit nonsense and facts.
Apparently about Russian spy whales. Is still bothering me, like
(10:25):
I really want you to understand that that bothers me
a little bit. Okay, Jesus Christ, hopefully everybody's doing. How
are you doing today? Other than the whales spying on us?
Are you okay? You okay?
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Are you asking me or the audience I'm asking you?
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Are you okay?
Speaker 1 (10:40):
I am great, I'm great. I love this stuff.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
I'm sure you do. Just hurting my face every day.
I'm okay. I'm living. I'm living, Thank you, Chad. No
one cares about you. Whatever. Man, he can start writing
up wherever he wants to write out, he can't do
nothing to me.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
I'm run this bitch, Well, we have some really fun
games to play, do it? Because I know I'm not
on this side of the camera very much, so I
wanted I picked out a couple of games that I
want us to play.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
All right, So this is gonna be a Kelly Bob week.
I hope you're you're strapped in and ready, because normally
when the two of us are on the same side
of the camera, it makes no sense. The whole show
makes no sense. But it's gonna be fun.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
This is nonsense, after all. So we're gonna play this
or that, this or that and I have We're not
gonna put up pictures, I don't think, but if I
feel like it in post, I'll do it right. But
I'm gonna ask one maybe one. I'm gonna ask you
(11:51):
a question, then you can ask me a question.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Deal, Okay, I guess you got a list or something. Okay,
you know, as matter of fact, no pictures because this
show started off back in my day, podcasts were audio only,
and you know, and shout out to the audio listeners
who keep listening instead of looking for these goofy visual gigs. No, no, no, no, no.
We got to enhance our skills a little bit. We
(12:14):
gotta be a little more audio based for the audio
listeners to help keep the lights on on this podcast.
So no visuals. If you want some visuals, look them
up yourself. Hey, hey, audio listeners, Hey, I just want
to talk to you guys for a minute. You're our favorites.
You're you're absolutely our favorites. We love you so much.
To the YouTube guys. I mean, you guys are cool too.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
But I meant more.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Yeah, you know, this is just come kick it with
us outside of the shorts get you know.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Yeah, English is my first language. I swear, I.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Swear it is. Let's just speaking fish.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Apparently I probably know that a little better. Obviously, animal
language my jam.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Okay, okay, this or that?
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Yes, this or that? My first question for you, Bob.
Peanut butter crunchy or smooth?
Speaker 2 (13:10):
It's oh no, no, no, it's always smooth. Crunchy. Peanut
butter only is good when you need to put peanut
butter in something else other than that, Like, if you're
putting peanut butter in like and and you're making like
a cookie, you need peanut butter cookies. I'm gonna use
crunching to get the little bits every once in a while.
But if I'm just consuming peanut butter, it's smooth. It's
(13:33):
only smooth peanut butter, and jelly should only be peanut butter,
smooth peanut butter. I put peanut butter on my cookies.
You never had just a chocolate chip cookie? You shmear
just not a lot, but is a quick shmear a
peanut butter on a chocolate chip cookie delectable?
Speaker 1 (13:51):
I think that is a great so Like you know
those sandwich cookies like leos, but they have different things
in the insiet. The peanut butter ones, dude, the peanut
butter ones is everything exactly.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
It's know what I'm saying. Like, I don't mean I
don't need or you have to get in my cookie business.
Just just just a small smear. You smear it on
there real quick. You get a good peanut butter cookie.
Slight smear, not.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Only nothing like peanut butter cookie.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
Let you take a little shmear. Bam you're done. Skies
dun skis on the peanut butter on a cookie. That
is a delectable, damn near delectable. Snack facts. Okay, okay,
am I supposed to read one off this listener. Did
you have an answer you can answer?
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Oh, I agree, smooth for the most part, unless you're
baking something that is good and deserves to have the
crunchies in it, like a cookie, but everything else smooth.
If you're just putting it on bread or whatever, smooth
it is.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Yeah, who's putting crunchy peanut butter on bread? I mean
comment below if you actually are, comment anywhere. I don't
here where you com it. Comment somewhere above below to
the left right. Just let me know if you put
on crunchy peanut butter. I'm not gonna roast you. I
just want to know why. I just simply asking why.
That's all. I'm just here to ask the questions.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
I get the contrast. It's on bread, though, on regular
bread is soft, and then you have the crunchiness, so
yet crunchy and soft to get to toast the bread.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
I mean, yeah, it's just like, I'm not defending them.
I understand. All right, here's yours, here's yours. Movies are
TV shows, and I feel like you're the answer that
makes most sense. I love both mm hmm.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
But I'm going movie. It's obvious because if you have
a TV show, especially when it's inspired by like a
book or something. It's way too dragged out. It's like
they throw in extra things to kind of extend it more.
It's too much. But a movie, a good, good movie,
(16:03):
it'll tell the full entire story. You don't need more
than that. And if you do, then it has like
you can get a trilogy like the good movies do,
and then you can go off of that. But other
than that, No, TVs are too long most of the time,
and movies do just enough where it's good exactly.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Now, I would like to double down and reiterate the
TV shows have gotten too long. Not even that they've
gotten too long, but I'm old. I'm old, and back
in my day, TV shows for thirty minutes, it had
to start to finish and that was the end of
the episode. And half of the time they didn't get
you know, when you got a part two TV show episode,
(16:45):
that was a big deal. Why in mind you half
of the streaming shows an hour long. That's a movie.
You're just lazy. You're lazy because you don't want to edit.
I feel like that's what it is. You don't want
to edit it down and get tight, you know, concise
stories within the thirty minute times man, And mind you them,
they weren't even thirty minutes. It was like fifteen to
twenty and you had commercial breaks. You had to get
(17:08):
a tight story and about thirty minutes and about twenty
five minutes at best because you had commercials. You gotta
get the sponsors in no hour long. Hour long episodes
are ridiculous. Cut it down, cut it down the four
balls and make it a hook like just once said,
you take it too long to tell me nothing, and
turn off the volume. Turn off the volume. Why is
(17:29):
the volume so goddamn love? I whisper again, I'm gonna
start I'm gonna start smacking people. They every show whisper
am I getting old? Maybe, yes, definitely, but stop whispering
so much. Every other show is and an explosion.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
The volume should not be on fifty for it to
just be super loud the next two seconds. Yeah, like
new things?
Speaker 2 (17:54):
You know who got who do it? The worst? Nickelodeon, Nickelodeon.
If I gotta watch another sponge Bob episode on Paramount
and the volume of the show be down here, and
I gotta crank it up to fifty, and then as
soon as the it cuts the commercial put in loud
than a motherfuck. Y'all got a Audio balancing is a thing.
(18:17):
Please please put the love of God balance the audio
between your shows and stuff, please and stuff. Okay, it's ridiculous,
A man a man for a reason. Disgusting, disgusting. I
understand you liking movies because the movies they whisper a
lot too. I'm not even got the cold close captioning dudes,
But stop whispering in movies too. Just just turn over
(18:40):
the volume on the audio. That's all I'm asking.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
I think for movies they expect you to watch it
in theaters where it is already loud.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
But it still be whispering.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
It still whispers. I don't know, but audio balancing is
a thing. So get your stuff.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Together, people, So what's all I'm asking for?
Speaker 1 (19:02):
All right? Next one, do you prefer winter or summer?
And I know your answer?
Speaker 2 (19:10):
All right. It's not a difficult question, but it is
a is a well thought out question. And I'm opposed
to you my pros and con sheets for winter in
summer because there's good to both and that's bad to both.
But I'm gonna tell you the things you ain't thinking
about winter is expensive, and a lot of people ain't
(19:31):
thinking of y'all ain't paying no bills yet. That's the problem.
You ain't paying no bills yet. Try keep it right.
You're in your mama's house, she paying for the heat,
or your landlord, thank god, If you got a landlord
that pays for heat, you might hate your landlord, But
if you're taking care of the heat, you're welcome. Heating
in Chicago is abysmal. I don't had heating bills, sometimes
(19:53):
as low as ten dollars. But when the heating wouldn't
the winter come in? Two hundred too fitty? The winter
voard text time folk fitty for a month of heat.
I know the house is old and it's leaking a
little bit of heat, but come on, it's leaking a
little bit of heat. It's meat seeping through the walls
and cracks and whatnot. I get there and living in
(20:15):
one of them old bungalow style responsible whatever. It's expensive
to heat your house. Now. Air conditioning we ain't got that.
We got window units, but you know what, you're tossing
the window union for the room you're finna be in,
and you cool off that room, you finna be in.
Don't go roaming the house. Chill when it's hot. It's
(20:36):
supposed to chill. Relax, And it's a little cheaper. It's
a little cheaper to a cooler place. I feel like.
But here's the other side, so that they go your expenses.
So I feel like when it comes to some of
summer's a little cheaper. Throwing a fox fan, ceiling fan,
just a standing fan, get your dice ins, your bladeless fans.
Whatever you want to do, do whatever you want to do,
(21:00):
but you're gonna keep a kind of kind of nice.
Now here's it. Snacks summer versus winter ice cream cools
you down delicious sweet treat some wintertime now you soups
and tease. This is not as delicious. Some people like it,
but it ain't delicious like a nice little bite ice cream,
(21:23):
little ice cream cone, fruity style, frozen fruits and sherbirts.
It sounds fun. Summer snacks of fun. Winter snacks have
never been fun. Hot apple cider. Where's the fun in that?
I know you love it, but I'm telling you it's
not a fun snack. It's not fun.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
You Yes, we have. Have you been to an orchard.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Yes, I've had it. I'm not saying it's not delicious.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
It's the best.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
I'm not saying it's not. But it ain't fun. It's sticky.
Everything winter is sticky because it's hot, sticky snacks, warm nuts,
like everything sounds weirdly sexual in the winter time, warm
nuts and hot apple cider. And then let alone go
to a cringle market or something like that. Now you're
(22:11):
now you're eating German schnitzel and sausages, trying to warm
up in the winter, in the winter storm. Ah, not
fun snacks, delicious snacks, I will give you delicious. But
ice cream is fun, you know what I mean. A
barbecue is fun. It's nice, it's pleasant, you're outside, you're
(22:32):
having a good time. Everything I think about when it
comes to summer snacks makes me remember fun and being outdoors,
whereas winter snacks is just be like, man, this brutal
aftell that's all we could keep thinking. As soon as
I think, right, what do you think when you think
hot apple cider? You start doing this move because you're
trying to stay warm because you might die. That's what
(22:54):
it is. There's nothing more of that. A nice cup
of hot Coco. You're doing the same move everything win
a snack. You're doing this move because you're trying not
to freeze to death. All I'm saying is fun, That's
all I'm saying. The fun events. When it comes to
winter versus summer. Some have got the better events. You
(23:17):
only got one big one, but boil Boys the fourth
of July busting it's popping. You got parades, air shows,
beach days, vacations. Summer, all you got is Christmas expensive.
Thanksgiving costs money. Everything in the winter costs money. Where's
the free in winter? There's nothing free in winter.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
Yes, you can build a snow man. That's free.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Yeah, after you shovel the snow. Not a slabor labor, no, but.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
You can do snow angels, you know.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
You can. I think of traffic when I think of snow.
You're thinking of that snow answers. You ain't driving. You
ain't driving. That's exactly why you. When I get snow,
I'm just like, it's gonna be slushy out there. I'm
a slide. I need tires. See what I'm saying, that
costs money.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
I think you are just traumatized from Chicago winners that
are traditional, that are brutal, that are terrible, that have
too much snow and too cold. I have never experienced
as much cold. I'm just saying that. You know, it's
it doesn't get that bad anywhere else except for.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
You know, Canada, Minnesota. I think Seattle. Yeah, maybe Seattle.
Everything sucks in Seattle, so I'm thinking. I'm just thinking
of that. So there's all my things. The same part is,
I'm still picking winter. You want to know why, because
niggas don't be outside. I it be safer in the winner,
(25:03):
safer in the winner. That's all it is. I could
go outside, I could get my business done because everybody
else is hybernating, So let me go out and get
what I gotta do. I might have to trudge through
all of that hell, but damn it, at least I
can get out there, do what I need to do,
come home, and I'm done it. Don't be as loud,
and don't be don't be annoying. That's all I just
(25:24):
want to. I just want to do what I gotta
do and go home.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
You got the last one before commercial?
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Okay, okay, oh, which one of these should you do?
Which one of these should you do? Let's do TikTok
or ig reels. I'm curious what you think because I
don't have either. I don't do either social media. Do
you do all the social media? So this is definitely
perfect for you? Which one makes sense to you? Which
one's better?
Speaker 1 (25:45):
Though? Now, personally, I use Instagram for business, So Instagram
for me is not as fun as TikTok because it's business.
But I do see that there's a lot of really
cool stuff on Instagram and there's more real people on
Instagram for me. For TikTok, everyone on TikTok is trying
(26:08):
to get money and they're trying to make the next
big video that's gonna get them the money to come in.
So for me, Instagram is gonna be where you see
real people, real stories, get in touch with, you know,
the real world in a way because people on there
aren't necessarily trying to get money from Instagram. They can,
(26:32):
but they're not trying to. They're just trying to connect
with people, which is what social media is supposed to
be for. So for me, I I like Instagram a
lot more than TikTok, But my Instagram is business business y, right,
(26:53):
because I use it for business. But I do see
the other side.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
What would you say, I'm not looking to Chinese propaganda.
I don't know how y'all be looking at the TikTok singaporeion.
It's the Chinese propaganda. How many times they got to
ban it? They banned and they unbanded thirty times, and
y'all just go right back to the crack all jokes aside.
I don't like TikTok for two reasons. One, they hated
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my content I used to get I use it, and
I'm and it wasn't like Shadow band like people complain
about Shadow Band Doll. They were just consistently rip down
my videos, just like, nah, this is copyrighting. I mean,
be like, it's copyrighted by me, it's my content.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
They literally did that to me. I had my business
on TikTok, under my name, under everything for my dog training,
and when I put up a video up, it said
it was unoriginal content. Every single time, I'm like, this
is my video with my face in it, with my
clients of dogs, How is it on original?
Speaker 2 (27:53):
So I don't know, I have no idea Chinese propaganda
that's what it is. I'm telling you, It's just it's
just all propaganda. So that's part of the reason I
hated it. And then the other reason, why is it
eats up so much time. I don't know anybody that
goes on TikTok for less than ten minutes today? Can
you do fifteen?
Speaker 1 (28:12):
No?
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Can you do thirty minutes of TikTok a day? Absolutely not.
None of y'all can get on TikTok and get off
of it. Y'all be just swipe. You'll only be watching
half of the videos usually, like swipe, swipe, swipe, what's
gonna piss me off? That's the only videos y'all typically watch.
It is the videos that upset you the most. Yes,
Why why are you going on the internet to be mad?
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Everyone?
Speaker 2 (28:34):
I'm cool. That's why I'm off the internet almost entirely
right now, Like minus my face in this podcast being
on the internet, I personally barely be on it cause
it's just irritable. Nobody's happy. Y'all need to learn how
to be happy as angry as I can be. I'd
be finding the good and everything somehow, and I'd be
finding the funny and everything somehow, and y'all just be mad.
(28:56):
Y'all be arguing about everything like smile tried. They don't
go on the internet to argue. And I'm on Reddit,
where you expect people to argue. But no, most of
the people I'm dealing with the reader to chill, stupid, chill,
extra nice.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
I'm cool.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
I'm not getting on TikTok. What do you nuts? I
think I'm gonna purposely get on Instagram to look and
I'm a thoughts on Instagram it's just a bunch of
horse I'm good.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
That's literally where girls go to advertise for only Yeah,
I'm good that in Twitter, Twitter.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
One hundred percent. I don't even be looking for it.
I mean my Twitter I showed you to make sure
you've seen it. My Twitter is deals, Like I just
be looking for the shopping deals and they was like,
you want some titty square with your deals? No, no,
thank you, but no this one of some deals. Let
(29:52):
me know when the next when the next you know,
Shark vacuum cleaners on sale, I might want to pick
one up. You know what I'm saying. Let me don't
want the switch is re dropping because I can't get
a switch to let me know when that's dropping, you
know what I mean. That's all I ask, like titties,
nah politics, No, right, full porn thirty minutes plus a
porn and then the next thing under it be like
(30:14):
you shouldn't be watching porn. We'll stop showing it to me.
He's not looking for it, like Twitter is the only place,
is the only social media where I feel like they
they give you what they want to give you. Like
other ones like YouTube, you can maneuver the algorithm, Instagram
you can renew the algorithm. Twitter just be like titties, huh,
(30:36):
I don't be liking I'd be swiping past the next day.
Mo titties or death? You prefer death?
Speaker 1 (30:42):
That gets me every time.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
It'd be back and forth too, titties, death and politics.
What the hell is going on with Twitter?
Speaker 1 (30:49):
Death on Twitter is er I guess.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
I'm calling the Twitter fuck elon.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
It's insane. I don't want to see someone get murdered, like, wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
No sense zerial censorship just like Anna just do get
his head blown off. No, no, I don't thank you
please thank you. No, I'm good titties thank you. No,
it just the other way around. There's once no thank you,
nils thank you, but no, but still like get your
algorithm together, please, just a little bit, a little bit.
(31:21):
I'm not saying censorship, but monitoring or something. I don't
know what you gotta do, but damn EX is tweaking.
I know that they are literally X gonna give it
to you. If you want it or not, they gonna
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EX gonna deliver it to you. Knock not open up
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He he's off in no man's land in the in
these in New York. What dreams are made of? There's
nothing you can't do except vote on somebody who's not
(32:32):
a terrorist. But that's neither here nor there, or walk
down the street.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
I saw a video of someone in New York and
they were literally just walking down the street and got
robbed and called the police. The police laughed in their face.
It was like, what do you want us to do
about it?
Speaker 2 (32:49):
Like you a little bit? No, No, New York is
a terrible place. And not that I don't like New York,
but I just wouldn't live there. I'll visit. I'll leave
all my valuables at home, and I'll just come back
there and get a chop cheese and slice of pizza
and go to that Itchibond Ramen spot. That's about all
I'm gonna do. And I'm gonna get a p out
of the y'all got it? Y'all got it, y'all got it?
(33:14):
Back to the game this or that? You got some
more cool stuff?
Speaker 1 (33:17):
I do have a whole list.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
Okay, what you got next?
Speaker 1 (33:21):
Would you rather see a sunrise or a sunset?
Speaker 2 (33:24):
Both of them are kind of length.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
I'm not.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
I'm not one of the sunrise and sunsets. I work,
you know why. So sunrise means I'm going to work.
Sunset I spent all day at work. I ain't enjoyed
it either in a while. I really haven't have you
enjoyed a sunset or a sunrise since we started I
think the one time we went to go look at
one when we started dating again. Uh so you cry,
(33:53):
you cry, I haven't.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
Like, I haven't been out in a sunrise and years.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
Damn.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
I know. I know sunsets I love, but I haven't
seen one of those in years either.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
In years.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
Yeah, like being outside and like enjoying the sunset.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
Yeah, okay, maybe that's what you gotta qualify that. It
makes it sound like you I'm keeping you locked up
in the basement or something, And no, I ain't seen
the sunset in years. Stop to watch the sunset, is
what you're saying.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
Watched it for like an hour and just enjoyed all
the different colors. I guess for me, that's what it is.
I enjoy the colors of a sunset more than a sunrise,
because sunsets you can get like the purples and the
the orange and all the nice colors. You know, he's
kind of dipping down and being done. Sunrise is it's dark,
(34:56):
it's blue, and then it's bright and there's no in between.
For me, sunsets are way prettier.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
You got it? Then, I don't like either. All I
think about is going or coming from work, and I
work at office jobs, so sometimes I don't even be
seeing the sun. When a time I go in work
is dog, I come out dog again? Crazy? I missed
all the day, Like that day, I missed it. I
don't know what happened. What did it look like outside?
(35:26):
I'm gonna pass. I missed them both. Now I might
not have seen one in some years, but it is
what it is, all right, all right? What we got
sun around sunset? And you did that? Okay, this is interesting.
Live one immortal life or reincarnate every ten years?
Speaker 1 (35:46):
I think I want to reincardinate.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
That sounds every ten years. You don't get to do nothing.
You are a baby to ten and then you die.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
Well you're not going to come back as a human,
and that's boring.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
You are doing extra shit. Then what if you don't?
What if you die as a bug then and you
didn't finish your teen Now you gotta wait. You stuck
in limbo for nine years cooking up a new new body. No,
they don't live long. What's what's the average lifespan? Of
like a pet.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
Depends on the pet. Most dogs live about twelve to
fifteen years, so you.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
Might be aired as a dog, be a young dog.
But yeah, goldfish, you got minutes.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
No, that's that's a misinterpretation. Goldfish can live longer. We
just don't take care of them properly.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
Like I said, you got minutes, So you got minutes
unless you're coyfish, because those are just goldfish. Sure, yeah,
so unless one of them, you're dead in minutes.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
I'm selling you goldfish don't be taken care of.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
I know that, I believe it. I'm just saying, if
you end up a pet, you screwed, let it let alone,
let it best around. To be a Chinese girl, you
ain't gonna make it, you do. They still kill the
girls in China. Well, if you was, you ain't got long.
It was like another one quack. Now you got nine
(37:16):
nine years to twelve months and a few seconds or
whatever it is. I don't know the math, but you
got a long time to wait to come back. The
downtime is what's getting me. I can't do the downtime.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
I wonder if it's just like that's the extent, like
you can't live past ten years. But the senters that
life ends, it starts.
Speaker 2 (37:36):
It's a reincarnate every ten years, every every ten years.
So I feel like you only get to come back
every ten I think you just might be out of
luck if you If you cut your short by a
couple of months, you know, messed up. Now you gotta
wait limbo. Now, I'm just gonnad and go for the
one long one. I'm cool. I don't like death anyway,
(37:57):
I'll pass.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
I feel like this one's gonna be a hot topic,
especially for you. Okay, ultra talented, but no one knows
or everyone thinks you can do something that you can't.
Speaker 2 (38:12):
I lived that life on both hands, baby, I do
that now. For the few that do know who I am,
you gotta admit I wanted the funniest dudes you've ever met, naturally,
but don't nobody know me yet. Don't nobody know me yet,
and it sucks. It's fine. I don't mind it. I
really don't want stupid fame. I just would like to
be laughed at everyone's when give me twenty bucks every
once in a while. No, I'm very talented at bullshitting.
(38:38):
I'm the best bullshit on the planet. I feel like
people think I'd be serious on this podcast, and I'm not.
This is a joke. I am. I am Cartman reincartnating
to a black body. I don't know why, but this
is what I I am just fullish shit. So I
don't be knowing nothing. I go to work every day
and I don't be knowing some of the shit I'll
(38:58):
be doing, but I be pulling it all off, fake
it till you make it. I am Cartman, faking it
until you're making it. That is the naggurate description. I
don't know what I be doing, but I be doing it,
and I do it better than everybody else, which is crazy.
I fake it harder than you, and I'm very talented.
Nobody knows. No one knows, maybe maybe maybe not who knows?
(39:27):
But what I prefer, I'm already talented, no one knows.
I'd rather be known a little bit better than no one.
I'm tired of faking it till I make it. Let
me make it, baby, I'm trying to make it. I
want to see what's up with the illuminati. I want
to go to a Diddy party. I want to do
all of that shit. Man, Fuck that I'm tired of
being unknown. I want to I want to be so
(39:48):
famous that everybody as southes me lawyer. Yeah, fuck it.
I want to be one of the most interesting men
in the world. Drinking those the keys and whatever that
ship was. This is the second dose a keys those
three times.
Speaker 1 (40:06):
Baby, that's crazy, crazy. I would I would freak out if.
Speaker 2 (40:14):
Someone tried to sue me whatever.
Speaker 1 (40:17):
You're just like, yeah, bringing.
Speaker 2 (40:18):
Up, bringing up, Fuck it, I don't want I'm just joking.
Don't sue me for no, at least have a good
reason to suit me. You know what I'm saying, right,
You know what I mean? I mean they you say
they just got Shannon Sharp. They fired Shannon Sharp. No, yeah, no,
he got fired from ESPN.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
I he got fired.
Speaker 2 (40:38):
Yeah, it was because of the whole like he was
messing with that white chicken and she scuwed him and
they was like, you know, Shannon, you got too many
eyeballs on you. And I don't know, don't nobody be
watching that show he on? I don't nobody like, have
whiz last time you've seen a first take clip? Never
it's always Shannon is Shanning bullshit. He's just like, nah,
ain't nobody watching ESPN's so you're just gonna hang get
(41:00):
the fun out of here. We just all they did
was pay him to do his own two podcasts, and
he got a little more money to do them podcasts.
Not we good. They're like, you can get on up
out of here, all right? How about this one Cottage
Core or Coastal Grandma. You are a grandma regardless, so
(41:23):
you Cottage Core grandma or Coastal Grandma. You going to
be about a beach the sun hat whatever it was?
That a show that they be wearing, fucking the floey
see three reds, bullshit, Cottage Core with the long skirt,
little little what they call it, the apron picking vegetables.
Speaker 1 (41:44):
Cottage Core is I think beach the beach is to
I'm gonna die.
Speaker 2 (41:51):
I was gonna say, it's a risky for you, now
that I think about it. The sun hates you, does.
Speaker 1 (41:56):
I'm there's some irish in there, and my skin does
not handle the sun.
Speaker 2 (42:01):
I love all the irish things you could have got.
That's all you got was the skin. I think like
you have, I have green eyes. You do have the
green eyes, never mind, and you got a little bit
of irish strength. You gotta you got a decent amount
of irishtraints on. Never mind.
Speaker 1 (42:15):
But yeah, I can't handle the sun. So the beach
might be really fun, but I can't handle it. I
will die, Yeah, I will die. So and cottage score
is more mind vibe anyway. I am very chill. I
love plants, even though plants don't like me. And I
like the the cool give me blankets, give me, give
(42:39):
me sweaters. That's mine.
Speaker 2 (42:41):
That's but you don't wear like fucking cottage core dresses
and flowy ship. I feel like cottage Core is very
flowy dressed.
Speaker 1 (42:50):
Well, you said, Grandma, that's what I think about sweaters
and and the sip of tea.
Speaker 2 (42:57):
Okay, I don't know. Oh no, you might. You're right,
You're right. I'm letting it go. You are going to
be need to be the weirdest grandma of all time.
I'm just like you know, with no kids, with no
with no grandkids all time, great grandma.
Speaker 1 (43:13):
Yeah, it's gonna be a great time. The people in
the then, the the older home, it is gonna love me.
Speaker 2 (43:19):
No, you're gonna be certain circle pits and ship like
that when you get there, circle pits and snacks a
snackle pit. Just run around. Anybody wants some cookies, thrash
and ship. It's crazy.
Speaker 1 (43:39):
We're gonna be We're gonna be weird old people.
Speaker 2 (43:41):
You are for sure. I'm just gonna be talking too much. Ship.
Everybody's gonna be waiting for me to die, and I'm
I'm never gonna die to Spike.
Speaker 1 (43:47):
I think people are gonna love you, though, because like
the no care in the world, fast talking grandpas are
the ones everyone falls in love with, Like sinking Granny.
Everybody love Granny. She would you would?
Speaker 2 (44:01):
She was sharp tongue, she was sharp. Yeah, that's where
I get all my sharp ton nature from. She talking
so much? Why why do I care? Maybe you shouldn't
have been needed so easily roasted?
Speaker 1 (44:12):
That's true. Okay, what you got for yours? U sleep
in and work late, or get up early and get
off early.
Speaker 2 (44:22):
No, get up and get off early man. First off, traffic,
traffic is number one. Even though currently currently I sleep
in and get to work late. But I hate myself
every time I do it. But a few times I
get up early and get to work, I'll be halfway
done with half of the stuff I gotta do and
be and I'd be ready to go home missing all
the traffic. I hate traffic. I hate traffic with a passion.
(44:44):
It is the absolute worst. Plus early bird gets the worm. Man,
go ahead and knock it out and get the rest
of your day bag, get some of the sunlight left,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (44:54):
If you get off early, then you have the rest.
Speaker 2 (44:56):
Of the day to do whatever, to do something anything productive.
Speaker 1 (45:01):
But if you're just sleeping in and going in well
rested for sure. I mean yeah, sometimes because if you're
working late, then you're not really resting that much because
your time so so no, let me get up early. Yeah,
it's gonna suck, but it.
Speaker 2 (45:18):
Only sucks for like thirty minutes. It's only thirty minutes
if it sucks. And then the rest of they just
be like, well, I'm up, and you just get extra
stuff done. You get the fresh doughnuts at the donuts spot.
You coffee's a little hotter for some reason. All the
little stuff is fresh. Plus there's a thing that I
learned about call like worker's fomo or something like that,
(45:39):
where your body forces you to stay up late because
you missed out on a day because you were at
work all day. So then you end up just killing
your sleep schedule no matter what, so you might as
well just get up and get it over with. And
they still have time to do something little extra. So
just get up, get out of bed. Do what Pee
Wee Herman said. Don't jerk off in a movie theater.
We gonna get up knock off your That's all I'm saying. Ooh,
(46:06):
T shirts and sweaters.
Speaker 1 (46:11):
Now here's the thing. I love me A T shirt,
A band T shirt specific.
Speaker 2 (46:17):
That's all you have. That's all I have I like,
except for your hoodies. You only have two things.
Speaker 1 (46:22):
I only have two things. But I'm gonna say. I'm
gonna say T shirts because I like to be cool
and T shirts are the most comfortable things in the
whole world. And you can get whatever you want on them.
They have, like I said, band T shirts. You can
get one, some funny names on them and funny things
(46:43):
on it. You can you know, fun things. So yeah,
T shirts for me.
Speaker 2 (46:47):
I'm surprised you actually didn't put sweatshirts because of your hoodies.
Speaker 1 (46:50):
I do love me a good hoodie.
Speaker 2 (46:52):
Hoodies have pockets, and you're a girl, and girls like pockets.
Speaker 1 (46:56):
You know what, I'm changing my answer.
Speaker 2 (46:57):
Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1 (46:59):
I'm changing my answer. Hoodies as long as they have
good pockets. You can't get the hoodies that have the
little baby pockets that only your fingers fit in. I
want a deep pocket. I can fit things in these clothes.
Designers need to get on it. Women need pockets.
Speaker 2 (47:15):
No, you need to buy a purse. They got your.
They got your by the Kahones, Kelly, because you guys
won't pockets and get bags. And men men, well, yeah
you are. No, you carry your whole lass book bag
and I have things. Yeah, but you carry whole less
book bag. That's what I'm saying. I can go to
work with whatever I got my pockets. I just started
(47:38):
carrying one of them little satchels so I can look professional.
But all I need is my pockets.
Speaker 1 (47:45):
You can't fit treats and toys and camera equipment and
all the things that I need.
Speaker 2 (47:52):
For my job in your pocket if you had the
decent sized pockets.
Speaker 1 (47:57):
You know what. There are trainers, I'm a dog trainer,
by the way, anybody don't know there are trainers that
have like the They're like they look like aprons that
you tie around and they just have like four or
five pockets in them that are huge.
Speaker 2 (48:12):
Like like a what do you call them? The Blacksmith
Aprons kind of there are, but that's different.
Speaker 1 (48:22):
It is.
Speaker 2 (48:22):
It's a look though. You got to pull the look off.
I think if you're gonna go fucking Blacksmith Apron style,
you gotta have the full look to do it.
Speaker 1 (48:31):
You know. There's I know there's a company for sure.
I don't like them, but they do that in the
city and they wear the big things with all the
pockets on them. But they're in a facility and that
I don't see a reason why that you have all
that stuff on you and you can just have a table.
Speaker 2 (48:49):
Nah, because dogs jump on tables, I mean.
Speaker 1 (48:51):
Yeah, but they don't have to be in the room,
like in the same place. I don't know. I think
it's too much, too much. Those buckets.
Speaker 2 (49:01):
Give me some pockets, okay, do a couple more, a
couple more.
Speaker 1 (49:12):
Sometimes Friday night or Sunday morning.
Speaker 2 (49:22):
All right. I'm not one of them going out on
Friday nights kind of guy anyway, So Friday nights would
just be let me get on up out of here.
But I be checked out at work at like two anyway,
on a Friday. Two o'clock on a Friday, my mind
is already chucking the deuces. Man, I'm already up out
(49:42):
of here, like, I don't care about you. I don't
care about your life. I don't care about your cow,
like all of the things that you think you should
care about. At work at two o'clock, I already hate you.
I keep telling people I go to work like seeing
punk go to work. I'm not here to make friends.
(50:03):
I'm here to make money. I don't care about you.
I don't like you. Actually, I personally don't like you.
I'm saying that right into the camera. I don't know
if anybody at work is watching us right now. I
don't like you, and I'll never like you. I will
never care about you or your family or your pets,
your dogs, your wife, your kids, your children. I don't
like you. I'm here to make money. Wow, And if
(50:25):
you're here to assist me in making money that much,
I do like about you. But as soon as you're
not assisting me and making money, I don't care. My
care is diminishing slowly. Throwing that out there, should somebody
needs to put that on the shirt. Not here to
make friends, here to make money. No, it's fine, it's fine.
Speaker 1 (50:44):
So I love me a Sunday morning.
Speaker 2 (50:47):
I forgot what we were talking about. I'm sorry, that
was not the question that you asked at all. Yeah,
did you just ask my hate work?
Speaker 1 (50:55):
Yes, I mean that's watchbe to the podcast anyway.
Speaker 2 (51:04):
You weren't even on the screen.
Speaker 1 (51:06):
Subscribe to the podcast.
Speaker 2 (51:08):
This is an audio based episode. It's okay, and I
wanta cares about your faces.
Speaker 1 (51:11):
So I love me a Sunday morning, I really do.
I love it when it's slow and you just get
up when you're ready to everything's like everything's done, because
most of the time we cleaned up on a Saturday
and everything's just done and you can just hang out
and chill, watch pick up a movie, watch a movie,
(51:33):
read a book, read books. People read books.
Speaker 2 (51:35):
Nobody reads books, and I don't know who you're talking
to books.
Speaker 1 (51:39):
But yeah, Sunday mornings are great, really good times.
Speaker 2 (51:42):
See, Sunday morning is pining doom for me. So that's
why I don't know if I like Sundays as much,
because that means I'm counting down till I gotta go
to sleep to go to work the next day.
Speaker 1 (51:50):
I would think that's Sunday night.
Speaker 2 (51:52):
But yeah, and penning done from the morning is now.
It's like I gotta cramp everything today. All the fun
I would like to half in my daily life needs
to be done today, impending doom. You only have twenty
four hours left because in twenty four hours you're going
to work. No, and it's and you know what, it's
(52:12):
your fault. It's your fault America and Japan and wherever
else you're listening to. It's your fault because we have
this thing where you could subscribe to the podcast on
spreaker and give me two bucks a month, like like
the poor African kids, and I need more. I need
more money so I cannot have to go to work.
(52:38):
I'm dying out here. Man, it's hard out here. Listen
to the podcast. I'm just teasing.
Speaker 1 (52:45):
Subscribe.
Speaker 2 (52:48):
No, no, no, it isn't pitting doom either way. So yeah, no,
I guess Friday night would only be because I'm no
because my weekends are booked two So I'm fucked either way.
I'm fucking way. This is a lot that just keeps
going back that I hate my job. I apologize, but
you should hate your job to you or maybe don't.
Maybe find a job, like, I'm sorry, fuck you. Then
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if you like your job, fuck you, you fucking spoiled bastard.
Is it my turn in your turn? Okay, okay, no,
fuck you full name or nickname. You don't even really
have a nickname like that.
Speaker 1 (53:31):
The only one just Kills.
Speaker 2 (53:34):
I've always called you kills.
Speaker 1 (53:37):
But I mean I kind of use ka Katie.
Speaker 2 (53:46):
Hey, do you not know your own nicknames?
Speaker 1 (53:48):
Because I just rated. I don't say it, but those
are the two kind of interchange when I'm like playing
games or whatever. But I don't really do nicknames like that.
Speaker 2 (53:57):
I'm only known by nicknames. I like, I might not
be actually as bad as Invincible, but I actually get
called all my nicknames. That's that's I think that's the difference.
He has a thousand nicknames, but none of them are
used as thoroughly as every nickname that I've ever had.
Every one of my nicknames were long drawn out over
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uses of my nicknames, to the point where if anybody
calls me my actual name, I don't even know who
the fuck you're talking to you.
Speaker 1 (54:25):
Yeah, it's it feels really weird to say your government name.
I guess, Yeah, it's it's it's it's strange.
Speaker 2 (54:31):
It's strange.
Speaker 1 (54:32):
We're like, we're in the we're in the process of
uh buying a house and so on, all those things.
That's your government right, and so when uh, when I
get emails about it, it's your your name.
Speaker 2 (54:49):
On there, and then like scam. Yeah, somebody's trying to
scam me. They're using your government name.
Speaker 1 (54:57):
So yeah, it's weird, dude.
Speaker 2 (54:59):
It's so bad for me. People like when they come
into work and they see my emails fly, they don't
even know where the fuck the email's coming from because
the emails, the emails have my government name, but everybody
at work also knows my fucking nicknames, and they're just like,
who the fuck was that. I've never met that guy
in my entire life. Who are you?
Speaker 1 (55:19):
So?
Speaker 2 (55:20):
Nicknames always win? Nicknames always won. We're gonna get you
a nickname one of these days. I like, Kales, you
just refuse to go by Kales.
Speaker 1 (55:28):
Because r kelly yah, you could be the good Kalso
k I know people did call me that at one
of my jobs a lot and more than my actual name,
and I'm like, it's the same amount of syllables.
Speaker 2 (55:41):
I know that that's all The reason I don't like
it is because it's too simple. But I mean, other
than just call the UK straight up agent K. It's crazy.
You could be the new K.
Speaker 1 (55:53):
It's I'm not cool like that.
Speaker 2 (55:56):
I guess it's just you gotta be given the proper name.
Kales works, though Gels does work. What you got.
Speaker 1 (56:04):
Tattoos?
Speaker 2 (56:05):
I heard both of them suck. They're both disgusting. You're
disgusting people. I'm sorry. I want to be on your side.
I don't like tattoos and I don't like piercings. I
don't like either personally. I will never get either. I've looked,
I've thought about it, I questioned it, and I just
don't like tattoos. I don't like tattoos. They're cool on
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other people, you know what I mean? Certain I feel
like I think that's what it's. I think only certain
kind of people can get tattoos and tattoos have been
overdone now, like when it was like the metal Heads,
the Rocker Crew, them with tattoos and piercings are like, okay,
like I can I know who you are based on
what you're doing to your face? Prison tattoos? You know
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a prison tattoo when you see one, you know what
I mean? You know a gang tattoo when you see one,
you know, a biker tattoos. But now everybody used to
be out here with tattoos all willy nilly, but I
ain't got nothing behind them. It's just like I like butterflies,
and then you throw a fucking it, just big dumb
ass wings on your arm, and it's just like, the
fuck is that for? Who were you? And it's just
like I work in an office.
Speaker 1 (57:07):
Excuse me, bitch, I saw a weird tattoo the other day.
So do you know what a blackout tattoo is?
Speaker 2 (57:15):
Isn't that when they just color in their arm?
Speaker 1 (57:19):
All of this was just black.
Speaker 2 (57:22):
I can bruise your arm if you want me to,
for free. Just beat the shit out of you for free.
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (57:27):
But yeah, they had they had that originally, That's what
they had on their arms. And so when you do that,
when you have a blackout, it's almost impossible to tattoo
over it because the ink won't stay because there's ink
already in there and you can't layer it like that,
I think. But I saw one person get they had
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that already and then they had something put over it.
It was like a face with like light. It was
white and red lighting through it, and it was really
cool looking. When it was first done, it was like
really bright, really vibrant, just like all tattoos really are.
But they showed it two weeks later and it was
like you could barely tell the face was there, like
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nothing else was there. Like that's the thing is. It's
not a one and done like everyone thinks it is. Tattoos.
You need to do it like every few years to
keep it up and keep it like vibrant, and with
something that's really intricate and really hard to do, you
are not going to just anybody to get that redone.
(58:35):
So it's tough because you have to pick a person,
stay with the person, get it done every few years,
which if your tattoo is like really expensive, I'm not
going back and doing it over and over and over again.
And no, like tattoos can get into the thousands the thousands. No,
it's not cool and I'm sorry, like no things.
Speaker 2 (59:00):
So are you? Are you down? It sounds like you
don't like either either, don't so are you like piercings
or tattoos are worse because of how expensive they can be.
Speaker 1 (59:10):
Yeah, okay, yeah, well I'm saying so, yeah, it's not
a lifetime. Uh, piercings can be if they're taking care of. Well,
like my ears are pierced, you would never know because
they don't wear anything in them, so they can be
(59:30):
fixed up where they are not a thing anymore. They
close up themselves like the body tends to do. But
but yeah, if you have piercings, you take care of
your piercings and everything is heals up nicely. And that's
the key word, is heals up nicely, and so you
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don't have like the skin rot that gauges do. Then
piercings can be a lifelong You do it once in
you're kind of done with kind of a thing. Tattoos
are not. So it costs you a lot of money,
It takes a lot of extra time. It doesn't feel nice.
I'm sorry. People are fucking weird. They're just like I
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love tattoos and I'm addicted to tattoos.
Speaker 2 (01:00:16):
Like no junkie, nothing but a junkie, nothing but junkies.
I'm just gonna be honest. Tattoos look good on a
few people, not all of you. Some of us including me,
too fat for tattoos, Too fat for tattoos, that's too
much canvas to work on. And then if you get smaller,
(01:00:36):
then it looks funny. If you get fatter, it looks
even worse. Like it's just not a good look on
fat people. It don't cover up your fatness either, so
like it makes to me, it makes you look fatter
like fat people with tattoos is just not a good look.
I'm just throwing that out there. And Pierson stank. I'm
gonna just leave it at that, piercing stank. I ain't
never met a non stank person with like a decent
(01:00:59):
amount of pierces. It's like you have a hue of
just older. I'm sorry, Like, I don't hate you if
you have both or one or the other, but I'm
gonna judge you. And if you're just like this should
be a judge free zone. No, you got you. You
painted your body and then said, don't look at me,
you weird though I shove the hole in my face,
(01:01:20):
but don't judge me. Excuse me, y'all get judged if
I just wear the wrong colored T shirt with the
wrong colored pants, because I don't fucking coordinate my clothing.
But you put a hole in your face and I'm
not supposed to look at you funny. Now, I get
out of here. You just get out of here.
Speaker 1 (01:01:35):
It's you get the fuck out of here because I
saw this in a video. It's the ones that have
like the face tattoos and the piercings all over the
those people try to get like corporate jobs or.
Speaker 2 (01:01:48):
Like yeah, and I'm just like, they won't let me
come to work. You can't make it through the metal detector,
you asshole.
Speaker 1 (01:01:56):
It's like, well, yeah, you're gonna be dealing with people
that have a lot of money and they want to
know that you're gonna handle their money.
Speaker 2 (01:02:02):
Well no, and you definitely don't in your personal life.
I only tattooed my eyeballs once. Nah, you shouldn't at all. Actually,
you fucking sick of do what you want. I'm done.
I'm just saying, like, everybody's got a fucking uniform for
a reason. If you got tattoos, I expect you to
(01:02:24):
be a rocker or a rebel, or in a biker
gang or in some form of gang in general. If
you got piercings, then you're just into some weird shit,
wear the uniform and then just be proud of your uniform.
That's all it is. Again, if I see somebody dressing
the police uniform, I'm assume their cop. If I see
you with a bunch of tattoos and piercings, I'm assume
(01:02:44):
you're half depression. It's one of these. You have a problem,
and it's okay. I I understand. I'm on your side.
Just don't come over here thinking you're normal. You're far
gone users for going normal a long time ago. There's
nothing normal left about you. You have a hole in
your nose, okay, multiple you have to and you're like,
(01:03:06):
what about want more? No, you don't need another one.
I'm sorry. And you probably smell bad. Not all not
all dogs handstag, not all dogs, but not all people
with piercings stink, but most of you, a lot of you,
and even the ones with piersons, you be knowing. You
know who'll be stinking with with the tattoos and the pearsons.
(01:03:27):
That's all I'm saying. Don't get mad at me. Just
know that you know, and they know. All y'all know,
and we know it's throwing that out there.
Speaker 1 (01:03:36):
Well, Bob, this has been an interesting or that. M h.
Thank you for having me on this side of the camera.
You're welcome and yeah, like subscribe, do all the things people.
Speaker 2 (01:03:49):
Yeah, all right, well then on that note, it's all
we'll see you tomorrow or Wednesday. We'll see you Wednesday.
There's another episode with Kelly, maybe on the side, maybe
not on the side, who knows. We'll see goodbye.
So, going back to our Orca conversation, do you know
that orcas or killer whales have such an extensive language
between each other that they have given themselves names, like
each one has their own individual name.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
No, I did not know that. Yes, Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
The Orca language is very extensive and it goes between
different family groups. So if you see a pot of
orcas for the most part, that is a family unit
for the most part. And so in those groups, they
have a full on language dialogue that they learn from
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the oldest female in the in the pod or in
the group. And so with that, they given each other
their own separate names, and each one has their own
calling and their own individual sound that they use to
call for each other, just like how we have names.
They have names.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Oh jeez, have we not decoded it like or translated?
I guess yeah, more decoded than translated it is.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
It's still being studied because each pod has their own
very different language. Like if you if you see an
orcapod from like Alaska and then you see one that's
from like Greenland, they're gonna be very different languages, just
like how you know, people are very different and they
have their own languages, so they can be the same
(01:30):
species in the same group basically of animals, but there
they have they're totally different life, I guess. But yeah,
it's it's to a point where can kind of guess
what they're saying or what they're trying to do, but
we don't know fully like this is what they're saying
(01:52):
and translate it like you would.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
No, but I guess more so, can we mimic it
in a sense where like, okay, they did this to
call that that one orca? Can we somehow like replay
the sound.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Yeah, we can record it and play it back and
it still has the same effect. But if you were
to try to, like a different, entirely different animal, try
to make that same exact sound pick up. It's just
their family groups that they listen to because it's so
(02:26):
uh in depth and there's like little intricacies of it
that it's really hard to replicate without recording it and
playing it back.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Okay, So now now here's the big question. Which one
of them is Chinese, which one has the secret Chinese
Code of ethics? Who's reporting back to China? Somebody's reporting
back to China. One of these sets of orca whales. See,
we have it to code it because one of these
is Chinese. One of them is Chinese whales.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
I don't think es go hordes China.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
They happened, they know better.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
They have been seen in Japan.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Someone one of the spies. Somebody's the spies. What I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
No, they use for the spies. Excuse me, Yeah, you
know the Russian spy.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
No, I do not know the Russian spy whale.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Oh my god, that has been seen with Russian spy
material on his like strapped on, like he had a
harness on that had recording and video on his back.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
And didn't they tell me to trust the Russians. See easy.
I'm over here and trying to down to the Chinese.
But apparently it's the Russians the whole time.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
They got whales working for now. As a former trainer
of Beluga whales, they're very intelligent and they listen to
humans very well, and they work with people a lot.
So that's not far off the scope of things that.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Can happen, all right, So I just want to quickly
recap because I want to make sure everybody's on the
same page. We had multi lingual oracle whales or killing
whales and Russian spy beluga whales. And the next thing
and tell me is the dolphins when I do know
the dolphins of pedophiles and rapists. Jesus, what's going on
(04:22):
in the ocean? Why's the ocean?
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Says?
Speaker 2 (04:26):
As sick and twisted place it is? I don't like that.
I think I think we're more. There's more rock bottom
than bikini bottom, is what I'm saying. I don't trust them.
I did not know. I really wanted to reatter. I
did not know nothing about Russian spy whales. I forget
his name because they named they named him. He is
(04:47):
double O seven, the double fin and a half.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Yes, so he was trained as a military spy whale.
I don't know the story one hundred and fifty, but
they trained him as a spy whale for the Russians.
They found a harness on him with gear that had
Russian found We found it fishermen off Norway or something
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like that.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Ok where's our whales at? I think we're getting beat
out in the whale race.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
No, we use sea lions.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
What the fuck is going on here? Okay? Look man?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
So here in America, the American navy. Here's the sea
lions to get things from the ocean and bring them
back for them. So things like bombs and explosives and
things like that. Sea lions can dive down, grab the things,
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bring them back up, and there you go.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
We we got new carrying sea lions, spy whale. What
is going on in the ocean? I really don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
It's a great place because no one knows what's going on.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
I don't know what's going on. And I've seen normally
were worried about the planes and submarines, and you're like, no,
it's the whales and the sea lions are beefing.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
They're not beef they're working for us.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
We're the ones that are be which makes no sense
because why we use see sea lions and and killer
whales kill sea lions. So we literally picked the wrong fish.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Now, orcs don't work for us, they.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Work for the Russians. You said, no, there's too many
whales working for somebody. Okay, the killer whales are working
with the Chinese.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Sea lions don't usually see each other too often, so
they're fine. They're not they're not beefing.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Oh my god, I don't like any of this, plus bluga.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Whales don't have the efficiency to kill a sea lion
like that. It may happen here and there may be,
but the way blue whales, this is his every day.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Yeah, no, like you again, people always like man, it
must be hard with Bob all day. No, this is
the problem because I was sleeping easy at night until
I know that I got to be fearful of whales
because they might be spying on me.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
But no, here's the things. When blog whales eat, they
usually don't chew their food. They have teeth strictly to
grab and hold onto things, and they swallow everything whole,
So they wouldn't eat anything bigger than like a large fish.
And even that's like only if you're a big whale.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
So now I'm curious. Do you know if the Middle
Eastern fish that they try to they may live in
a desert. They I would assume they kept a camel.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
I mean, I wouldn't put it past the camel. They're
they're they're they're up there with the evils.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
They're just strapping mombs to the hump.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Maybe, I mean it's probably poisoning their spit. I don't
know that to be a thing, But everything else respects.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
It's like here, Nonsense, we only spit the truth.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
I only spit the truth.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
And okay, well, just to hell with me then, huh,
I have to deal with your r.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Kelly facts. There's a big emphasis on the facts.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Okay. Do I have to worry about any other sea
mammals blowing us up?
Speaker 1 (08:17):
Possibly marine mammals, thank you, And I don't think so
at the moment. Maybe later down the line, but you're
fine right now, Jesus. Okay, let's start to show on.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
Let's just start to show. Then, let's just start the show.
I'm done. I don't even want to know anymore. Welcome
(09:22):
back to the Nonsense Podcast. I happen to be f
and Bob over there there. It's in the front. Okay,
there's a label with my name, and I'm the host
and the CEO of F and Entertainment. I'm not good
at the camera stuff yet with me, not as always
as Kelly, Kelly and Chad because they share a little
(09:44):
label now, not always in the front of the scenes,
but sometimes in front of the scenes. Kelly's here, Henny's
decided to go off to New York, to the fake
wonderland of accessible of a city. Why, But I hope
he's having fun over there because he's missing out on
a wonderful episode some ridiculous facts. I don't know what's
going on here. I'm still dumbfounded by the fish stories.
(10:05):
What's going on. I'm here, Kelly's here, Chad's back there
along with the duck. Everybody's here, and you're here, and
that's all that matters. Welcome back to the show. Welcome
back to the pod where we spit nonsense and facts.
Apparently about Russian spy whales. Is still bothering me, like
(10:25):
I really want you to understand that that bothers me
a little bit. Okay, Jesus Christ, hopefully everybody's doing. How
are you doing today? Other than the whales spying on us?
Are you okay? You okay?
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Are you asking me or the audience I'm asking you?
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Are you okay?
Speaker 1 (10:40):
I am great, I'm great. I love this stuff.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
I'm sure you do. Just hurting my face every day.
I'm okay. I'm living. I'm living, Thank you, Chad. No
one cares about you. Whatever. Man, he can start writing
up wherever he wants to write out, he can't do
nothing to me.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
I'm run this bitch, Well, we have some really fun
games to play, do it? Because I know I'm not
on this side of the camera very much, so I
wanted I picked out a couple of games that I
want us to play.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
All right, So this is gonna be a Kelly Bob week.
I hope you're you're strapped in and ready, because normally
when the two of us are on the same side
of the camera, it makes no sense. The whole show
makes no sense. But it's gonna be fun.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
This is nonsense, after all. So we're gonna play this
or that, this or that and I have We're not
gonna put up pictures, I don't think, but if I
feel like it in post, I'll do it right. But
I'm gonna ask one maybe one. I'm gonna ask you
(11:51):
a question, then you can ask me a question.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Deal, Okay, I guess you got a list or something. Okay,
you know, as matter of fact, no pictures because this
show started off back in my day, podcasts were audio only,
and you know, and shout out to the audio listeners
who keep listening instead of looking for these goofy visual gigs. No, no, no, no, no.
We got to enhance our skills a little bit. We
(12:14):
gotta be a little more audio based for the audio
listeners to help keep the lights on on this podcast.
So no visuals. If you want some visuals, look them
up yourself. Hey, hey, audio listeners, Hey, I just want
to talk to you guys for a minute. You're our favorites.
You're you're absolutely our favorites. We love you so much.
To the YouTube guys. I mean, you guys are cool too.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
But I meant more.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Yeah, you know, this is just come kick it with
us outside of the shorts get you know.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Yeah, English is my first language. I swear, I.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Swear it is. Let's just speaking fish.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Apparently I probably know that a little better. Obviously, animal
language my jam.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Okay, okay, this or that?
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Yes, this or that? My first question for you, Bob.
Peanut butter crunchy or smooth?
Speaker 2 (13:10):
It's oh no, no, no, it's always smooth. Crunchy. Peanut
butter only is good when you need to put peanut
butter in something else other than that, Like, if you're
putting peanut butter in like and and you're making like
a cookie, you need peanut butter cookies. I'm gonna use
crunching to get the little bits every once in a while.
But if I'm just consuming peanut butter, it's smooth. It's
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only smooth peanut butter, and jelly should only be peanut butter,
smooth peanut butter. I put peanut butter on my cookies.
You never had just a chocolate chip cookie? You shmear
just not a lot, but is a quick shmear a
peanut butter on a chocolate chip cookie delectable?
Speaker 1 (13:51):
I think that is a great so Like you know
those sandwich cookies like leos, but they have different things
in the insiet. The peanut butter ones, dude, the peanut
butter ones is everything exactly.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
It's know what I'm saying. Like, I don't mean I
don't need or you have to get in my cookie business.
Just just just a small smear. You smear it on
there real quick. You get a good peanut butter cookie.
Slight smear, not.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
Only nothing like peanut butter cookie.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
Let you take a little shmear. Bam you're done. Skies
dun skis on the peanut butter on a cookie. That
is a delectable, damn near delectable. Snack facts. Okay, okay,
am I supposed to read one off this listener. Did
you have an answer you can answer?
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Oh, I agree, smooth for the most part, unless you're
baking something that is good and deserves to have the
crunchies in it, like a cookie, but everything else smooth.
If you're just putting it on bread or whatever, smooth
it is.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
Yeah, who's putting crunchy peanut butter on bread? I mean
comment below if you actually are, comment anywhere. I don't
here where you com it. Comment somewhere above below to
the left right. Just let me know if you put
on crunchy peanut butter. I'm not gonna roast you. I
just want to know why. I just simply asking why.
That's all. I'm just here to ask the questions.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
I get the contrast. It's on bread, though, on regular
bread is soft, and then you have the crunchiness, so
yet crunchy and soft to get to toast the bread.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
I mean, yeah, it's just like, I'm not defending them.
I understand. All right, here's yours, here's yours. Movies are
TV shows, and I feel like you're the answer that
makes most sense. I love both mm hmm.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
But I'm going movie. It's obvious because if you have
a TV show, especially when it's inspired by like a
book or something. It's way too dragged out. It's like
they throw in extra things to kind of extend it more.
It's too much. But a movie, a good, good movie,
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it'll tell the full entire story. You don't need more
than that. And if you do, then it has like
you can get a trilogy like the good movies do,
and then you can go off of that. But other
than that, No, TVs are too long most of the time,
and movies do just enough where it's good exactly.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Now, I would like to double down and reiterate the
TV shows have gotten too long. Not even that they've
gotten too long, but I'm old. I'm old, and back
in my day, TV shows for thirty minutes, it had
to start to finish and that was the end of
the episode. And half of the time they didn't get
you know, when you got a part two TV show episode,
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that was a big deal. Why in mind you half
of the streaming shows an hour long. That's a movie.
You're just lazy. You're lazy because you don't want to edit.
I feel like that's what it is. You don't want
to edit it down and get tight, you know, concise
stories within the thirty minute times man, And mind you them,
they weren't even thirty minutes. It was like fifteen to
twenty and you had commercial breaks. You had to get
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a tight story and about thirty minutes and about twenty
five minutes at best because you had commercials. You gotta
get the sponsors in no hour long. Hour long episodes
are ridiculous. Cut it down, cut it down the four
balls and make it a hook like just once said,
you take it too long to tell me nothing, and
turn off the volume. Turn off the volume. Why is
(17:29):
the volume so goddamn love? I whisper again, I'm gonna
start I'm gonna start smacking people. They every show whisper
am I getting old? Maybe, yes, definitely, but stop whispering
so much. Every other show is and an explosion.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
The volume should not be on fifty for it to
just be super loud the next two seconds. Yeah, like
new things?
Speaker 2 (17:54):
You know who got who do it? The worst? Nickelodeon, Nickelodeon.
If I gotta watch another sponge Bob episode on Paramount
and the volume of the show be down here, and
I gotta crank it up to fifty, and then as
soon as the it cuts the commercial put in loud
than a motherfuck. Y'all got a Audio balancing is a thing.
(18:17):
Please please put the love of God balance the audio
between your shows and stuff, please and stuff. Okay, it's ridiculous,
A man a man for a reason. Disgusting, disgusting. I
understand you liking movies because the movies they whisper a
lot too. I'm not even got the cold close captioning dudes,
But stop whispering in movies too. Just just turn over
(18:40):
the volume on the audio. That's all I'm asking.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
I think for movies they expect you to watch it
in theaters where it is already loud.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
But it still be whispering.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
It still whispers. I don't know, but audio balancing is
a thing. So get your stuff.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Together, people, So what's all I'm asking for?
Speaker 1 (19:02):
All right? Next one, do you prefer winter or summer?
And I know your answer?
Speaker 2 (19:10):
All right. It's not a difficult question, but it is
a is a well thought out question. And I'm opposed
to you my pros and con sheets for winter in
summer because there's good to both and that's bad to both.
But I'm gonna tell you the things you ain't thinking
about winter is expensive, and a lot of people ain't
(19:31):
thinking of y'all ain't paying no bills yet. That's the problem.
You ain't paying no bills yet. Try keep it right.
You're in your mama's house, she paying for the heat,
or your landlord, thank god, If you got a landlord
that pays for heat, you might hate your landlord, But
if you're taking care of the heat, you're welcome. Heating
in Chicago is abysmal. I don't had heating bills, sometimes
(19:53):
as low as ten dollars. But when the heating wouldn't
the winter come in? Two hundred too fitty? The winter
voard text time folk fitty for a month of heat.
I know the house is old and it's leaking a
little bit of heat, but come on, it's leaking a
little bit of heat. It's meat seeping through the walls
and cracks and whatnot. I get there and living in
(20:15):
one of them old bungalow style responsible whatever. It's expensive
to heat your house. Now. Air conditioning we ain't got that.
We got window units, but you know what, you're tossing
the window union for the room you're finna be in,
and you cool off that room, you finna be in.
Don't go roaming the house. Chill when it's hot. It's
(20:36):
supposed to chill. Relax, And it's a little cheaper. It's
a little cheaper to a cooler place. I feel like.
But here's the other side, so that they go your expenses.
So I feel like when it comes to some of
summer's a little cheaper. Throwing a fox fan, ceiling fan,
just a standing fan, get your dice ins, your bladeless fans.
Whatever you want to do, do whatever you want to do,
(21:00):
but you're gonna keep a kind of kind of nice.
Now here's it. Snacks summer versus winter ice cream cools
you down delicious sweet treat some wintertime now you soups
and tease. This is not as delicious. Some people like it,
but it ain't delicious like a nice little bite ice cream,
(21:23):
little ice cream cone, fruity style, frozen fruits and sherbirts.
It sounds fun. Summer snacks of fun. Winter snacks have
never been fun. Hot apple cider. Where's the fun in that?
I know you love it, but I'm telling you it's
not a fun snack. It's not fun.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
You Yes, we have. Have you been to an orchard.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Yes, I've had it. I'm not saying it's not delicious.
Speaker 1 (21:48):
It's the best.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
I'm not saying it's not. But it ain't fun. It's sticky.
Everything winter is sticky because it's hot, sticky snacks, warm nuts,
like everything sounds weirdly sexual in the winter time, warm
nuts and hot apple cider. And then let alone go
to a cringle market or something like that. Now you're
(22:11):
now you're eating German schnitzel and sausages, trying to warm
up in the winter, in the winter storm. Ah, not
fun snacks, delicious snacks, I will give you delicious. But
ice cream is fun, you know what I mean. A
barbecue is fun. It's nice, it's pleasant, you're outside, you're
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having a good time. Everything I think about when it
comes to summer snacks makes me remember fun and being outdoors,
whereas winter snacks is just be like, man, this brutal
aftell that's all we could keep thinking. As soon as
I think, right, what do you think when you think
hot apple cider? You start doing this move because you're
trying to stay warm because you might die. That's what
(22:54):
it is. There's nothing more of that. A nice cup
of hot Coco. You're doing the same move everything win
a snack. You're doing this move because you're trying not
to freeze to death. All I'm saying is fun, That's
all I'm saying. The fun events. When it comes to
winter versus summer. Some have got the better events. You
(23:17):
only got one big one, but boil Boys the fourth
of July busting it's popping. You got parades, air shows,
beach days, vacations. Summer, all you got is Christmas expensive.
Thanksgiving costs money. Everything in the winter costs money. Where's
the free in winter? There's nothing free in winter.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
Yes, you can build a snow man. That's free.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Yeah, after you shovel the snow. Not a slabor labor, no, but.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
You can do snow angels, you know.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
You can. I think of traffic when I think of snow.
You're thinking of that snow answers. You ain't driving. You
ain't driving. That's exactly why you. When I get snow,
I'm just like, it's gonna be slushy out there. I'm
a slide. I need tires. See what I'm saying, that
costs money.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
I think you are just traumatized from Chicago winners that
are traditional, that are brutal, that are terrible, that have
too much snow and too cold. I have never experienced
as much cold. I'm just saying that. You know, it's
it doesn't get that bad anywhere else except for.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
You know, Canada, Minnesota. I think Seattle. Yeah, maybe Seattle.
Everything sucks in Seattle, so I'm thinking. I'm just thinking
of that. So there's all my things. The same part is,
I'm still picking winter. You want to know why, because
niggas don't be outside. I it be safer in the winner,
(25:03):
safer in the winner. That's all it is. I could
go outside, I could get my business done because everybody
else is hybernating, So let me go out and get
what I gotta do. I might have to trudge through
all of that hell, but damn it, at least I
can get out there, do what I need to do,
come home, and I'm done it. Don't be as loud,
and don't be don't be annoying. That's all I just
(25:24):
want to. I just want to do what I gotta
do and go home.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
You got the last one before commercial?
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Okay, okay, oh, which one of these should you do?
Which one of these should you do? Let's do TikTok
or ig reels. I'm curious what you think because I
don't have either. I don't do either social media. Do
you do all the social media? So this is definitely
perfect for you? Which one makes sense to you? Which
one's better?
Speaker 1 (25:45):
Though? Now, personally, I use Instagram for business, So Instagram
for me is not as fun as TikTok because it's business.
But I do see that there's a lot of really
cool stuff on Instagram and there's more real people on
Instagram for me. For TikTok, everyone on TikTok is trying
(26:08):
to get money and they're trying to make the next
big video that's gonna get them the money to come in.
So for me, Instagram is gonna be where you see
real people, real stories, get in touch with, you know,
the real world in a way because people on there
aren't necessarily trying to get money from Instagram. They can,
(26:32):
but they're not trying to. They're just trying to connect
with people, which is what social media is supposed to
be for. So for me, I I like Instagram a
lot more than TikTok, But my Instagram is business business y, right,
(26:53):
because I use it for business. But I do see
the other side.
Speaker 2 (26:57):
What would you say, I'm not looking to Chinese propaganda.
I don't know how y'all be looking at the TikTok singaporeion.
It's the Chinese propaganda. How many times they got to
ban it? They banned and they unbanded thirty times, and
y'all just go right back to the crack all jokes aside.
I don't like TikTok for two reasons. One, they hated
(27:17):
my content I used to get I use it, and
I'm and it wasn't like Shadow band like people complain
about Shadow Band Doll. They were just consistently rip down
my videos, just like, nah, this is copyrighting. I mean,
be like, it's copyrighted by me, it's my content.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
They literally did that to me. I had my business
on TikTok, under my name, under everything for my dog training,
and when I put up a video up, it said
it was unoriginal content. Every single time, I'm like, this
is my video with my face in it, with my
clients of dogs, How is it on original?
Speaker 2 (27:53):
So I don't know, I have no idea Chinese propaganda
that's what it is. I'm telling you, It's just it's
just all propaganda. So that's part of the reason I
hated it. And then the other reason, why is it
eats up so much time. I don't know anybody that
goes on TikTok for less than ten minutes today? Can
you do fifteen?
Speaker 1 (28:12):
No?
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Can you do thirty minutes of TikTok a day? Absolutely not.
None of y'all can get on TikTok and get off
of it. Y'all be just swipe. You'll only be watching
half of the videos usually, like swipe, swipe, swipe, what's
gonna piss me off? That's the only videos y'all typically watch.
It is the videos that upset you the most. Yes,
Why why are you going on the internet to be mad?
Speaker 1 (28:33):
Everyone?
Speaker 2 (28:34):
I'm cool. That's why I'm off the internet almost entirely
right now, Like minus my face in this podcast being
on the internet, I personally barely be on it cause
it's just irritable. Nobody's happy. Y'all need to learn how
to be happy as angry as I can be. I'd
be finding the good and everything somehow, and I'd be
finding the funny and everything somehow, and y'all just be mad.
(28:56):
Y'all be arguing about everything like smile tried. They don't
go on the internet to argue. And I'm on Reddit,
where you expect people to argue. But no, most of
the people I'm dealing with the reader to chill, stupid, chill,
extra nice.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
I'm cool.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
I'm not getting on TikTok. What do you nuts? I
think I'm gonna purposely get on Instagram to look and
I'm a thoughts on Instagram it's just a bunch of
horse I'm good.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
That's literally where girls go to advertise for only Yeah,
I'm good that in Twitter, Twitter.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
One hundred percent. I don't even be looking for it.
I mean my Twitter I showed you to make sure
you've seen it. My Twitter is deals, Like I just
be looking for the shopping deals and they was like,
you want some titty square with your deals? No, no,
thank you, but no this one of some deals. Let
(29:52):
me know when the next when the next you know,
Shark vacuum cleaners on sale, I might want to pick
one up. You know what I'm saying. Let me don't
want the switch is re dropping because I can't get
a switch to let me know when that's dropping, you
know what I mean. That's all I ask, like titties,
nah politics, No, right, full porn thirty minutes plus a
porn and then the next thing under it be like
(30:14):
you shouldn't be watching porn. We'll stop showing it to me.
He's not looking for it, like Twitter is the only place,
is the only social media where I feel like they
they give you what they want to give you. Like
other ones like YouTube, you can maneuver the algorithm, Instagram
you can renew the algorithm. Twitter just be like titties, huh,
(30:36):
I don't be liking I'd be swiping past the next day.
Mo titties or death? You prefer death?
Speaker 1 (30:42):
That gets me every time.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
It'd be back and forth too, titties, death and politics.
What the hell is going on with Twitter?
Speaker 1 (30:49):
Death on Twitter is er I guess.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
I'm calling the Twitter fuck elon.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
It's insane. I don't want to see someone get murdered, like, wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
No sense zerial censorship just like Anna just do get
his head blown off. No, no, I don't thank you
please thank you. No, I'm good titties thank you. No,
it just the other way around. There's once no thank you,
nils thank you, but no, but still like get your
algorithm together, please, just a little bit, a little bit.
(31:21):
I'm not saying censorship, but monitoring or something. I don't
know what you gotta do, but damn EX is tweaking.
I know that they are literally X gonna give it
to you. If you want it or not, they gonna
give it to you. Want to get on your own,
EX gonna deliver it to you. Knock not open up
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(31:48):
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(32:09):
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He he's off in no man's land in the in
these in New York. What dreams are made of? There's
nothing you can't do except vote on somebody who's not
(32:32):
a terrorist. But that's neither here nor there, or walk
down the street.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
I saw a video of someone in New York and
they were literally just walking down the street and got
robbed and called the police. The police laughed in their face.
It was like, what do you want us to do
about it?
Speaker 2 (32:49):
Like you a little bit? No, No, New York is
a terrible place. And not that I don't like New York,
but I just wouldn't live there. I'll visit. I'll leave
all my valuables at home, and I'll just come back
there and get a chop cheese and slice of pizza
and go to that Itchibond Ramen spot. That's about all
I'm gonna do. And I'm gonna get a p out
of the y'all got it? Y'all got it, y'all got it?
(33:14):
Back to the game this or that? You got some
more cool stuff?
Speaker 1 (33:17):
I do have a whole list.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
Okay, what you got next?
Speaker 1 (33:21):
Would you rather see a sunrise or a sunset?
Speaker 2 (33:24):
Both of them are kind of length.
Speaker 1 (33:26):
I'm not.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
I'm not one of the sunrise and sunsets. I work,
you know why. So sunrise means I'm going to work.
Sunset I spent all day at work. I ain't enjoyed
it either in a while. I really haven't have you
enjoyed a sunset or a sunrise since we started I
think the one time we went to go look at
one when we started dating again. Uh so you cry,
(33:53):
you cry, I haven't.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
Like, I haven't been out in a sunrise and years.
Speaker 2 (34:02):
Damn.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
I know. I know sunsets I love, but I haven't
seen one of those in years either.
Speaker 2 (34:11):
In years.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
Yeah, like being outside and like enjoying the sunset.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
Yeah, okay, maybe that's what you gotta qualify that. It
makes it sound like you I'm keeping you locked up
in the basement or something, And no, I ain't seen
the sunset in years. Stop to watch the sunset, is
what you're saying.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
Watched it for like an hour and just enjoyed all
the different colors. I guess for me, that's what it is.
I enjoy the colors of a sunset more than a sunrise,
because sunsets you can get like the purples and the
the orange and all the nice colors. You know, he's
kind of dipping down and being done. Sunrise is it's dark,
(34:56):
it's blue, and then it's bright and there's no in between.
For me, sunsets are way prettier.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
You got it? Then, I don't like either. All I
think about is going or coming from work, and I
work at office jobs, so sometimes I don't even be
seeing the sun. When a time I go in work
is dog, I come out dog again? Crazy? I missed
all the day, Like that day, I missed it. I
don't know what happened. What did it look like outside?
(35:26):
I'm gonna pass. I missed them both. Now I might
not have seen one in some years, but it is
what it is, all right, all right? What we got
sun around sunset? And you did that? Okay, this is interesting.
Live one immortal life or reincarnate every ten years?
Speaker 1 (35:46):
I think I want to reincardinate.
Speaker 2 (35:48):
That sounds every ten years. You don't get to do nothing.
You are a baby to ten and then you die.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
Well you're not going to come back as a human,
and that's boring.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
You are doing extra shit. Then what if you don't?
What if you die as a bug then and you
didn't finish your teen Now you gotta wait. You stuck
in limbo for nine years cooking up a new new body. No,
they don't live long. What's what's the average lifespan? Of
like a pet.
Speaker 1 (36:21):
Depends on the pet. Most dogs live about twelve to
fifteen years, so you.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
Might be aired as a dog, be a young dog.
But yeah, goldfish, you got minutes.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
No, that's that's a misinterpretation. Goldfish can live longer. We
just don't take care of them properly.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
Like I said, you got minutes, So you got minutes
unless you're coyfish, because those are just goldfish. Sure, yeah,
so unless one of them, you're dead in minutes.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
I'm selling you goldfish don't be taken care of.
Speaker 2 (36:56):
I know that, I believe it. I'm just saying, if
you end up a pet, you screwed, let it let alone,
let it best around. To be a Chinese girl, you
ain't gonna make it, you do. They still kill the
girls in China. Well, if you was, you ain't got long.
It was like another one quack. Now you got nine
(37:16):
nine years to twelve months and a few seconds or
whatever it is. I don't know the math, but you
got a long time to wait to come back. The
downtime is what's getting me. I can't do the downtime.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
I wonder if it's just like that's the extent, like
you can't live past ten years. But the senters that
life ends, it starts.
Speaker 2 (37:36):
It's a reincarnate every ten years, every every ten years.
So I feel like you only get to come back
every ten I think you just might be out of
luck if you If you cut your short by a
couple of months, you know, messed up. Now you gotta
wait limbo. Now, I'm just gonnad and go for the
one long one. I'm cool. I don't like death anyway,
(37:57):
I'll pass.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
I feel like this one's gonna be a hot topic,
especially for you. Okay, ultra talented, but no one knows
or everyone thinks you can do something that you can't.
Speaker 2 (38:12):
I lived that life on both hands, baby, I do
that now. For the few that do know who I am,
you gotta admit I wanted the funniest dudes you've ever met, naturally,
but don't nobody know me yet. Don't nobody know me yet,
and it sucks. It's fine. I don't mind it. I
really don't want stupid fame. I just would like to
be laughed at everyone's when give me twenty bucks every
once in a while. No, I'm very talented at bullshitting.
(38:38):
I'm the best bullshit on the planet. I feel like
people think I'd be serious on this podcast, and I'm not.
This is a joke. I am. I am Cartman reincartnating
to a black body. I don't know why, but this
is what I I am just fullish shit. So I
don't be knowing nothing. I go to work every day
and I don't be knowing some of the shit I'll
(38:58):
be doing, but I be pulling it all off, fake
it till you make it. I am Cartman, faking it
until you're making it. That is the naggurate description. I
don't know what I be doing, but I be doing it,
and I do it better than everybody else, which is crazy.
I fake it harder than you, and I'm very talented.
Nobody knows. No one knows, maybe maybe maybe not who knows?
(39:27):
But what I prefer, I'm already talented, no one knows.
I'd rather be known a little bit better than no one.
I'm tired of faking it till I make it. Let
me make it, baby, I'm trying to make it. I
want to see what's up with the illuminati. I want
to go to a Diddy party. I want to do
all of that shit. Man, Fuck that I'm tired of
being unknown. I want to I want to be so
(39:48):
famous that everybody as southes me lawyer. Yeah, fuck it.
I want to be one of the most interesting men
in the world. Drinking those the keys and whatever that
ship was. This is the second dose a keys those
three times.
Speaker 1 (40:06):
Baby, that's crazy, crazy. I would I would freak out if.
Speaker 2 (40:14):
Someone tried to sue me whatever.
Speaker 1 (40:17):
You're just like, yeah, bringing.
Speaker 2 (40:18):
Up, bringing up, Fuck it, I don't want I'm just joking.
Don't sue me for no, at least have a good
reason to suit me. You know what I'm saying, right,
You know what I mean? I mean they you say
they just got Shannon Sharp. They fired Shannon Sharp. No, yeah, no,
he got fired from ESPN.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
I he got fired.
Speaker 2 (40:38):
Yeah, it was because of the whole like he was
messing with that white chicken and she scuwed him and
they was like, you know, Shannon, you got too many
eyeballs on you. And I don't know, don't nobody be
watching that show he on? I don't nobody like, have
whiz last time you've seen a first take clip? Never
it's always Shannon is Shanning bullshit. He's just like, nah,
ain't nobody watching ESPN's so you're just gonna hang get
(41:00):
the fun out of here. We just all they did
was pay him to do his own two podcasts, and
he got a little more money to do them podcasts.
Not we good. They're like, you can get on up
out of here, all right? How about this one Cottage
Core or Coastal Grandma. You are a grandma regardless, so
(41:23):
you Cottage Core grandma or Coastal Grandma. You going to
be about a beach the sun hat whatever it was?
That a show that they be wearing, fucking the floey
see three reds, bullshit, Cottage Core with the long skirt,
little little what they call it, the apron picking vegetables.
Speaker 1 (41:44):
Cottage Core is I think beach the beach is to
I'm gonna die.
Speaker 2 (41:51):
I was gonna say, it's a risky for you, now
that I think about it. The sun hates you, does.
Speaker 1 (41:56):
I'm there's some irish in there, and my skin does
not handle the sun.
Speaker 2 (42:01):
I love all the irish things you could have got.
That's all you got was the skin. I think like
you have, I have green eyes. You do have the
green eyes, never mind, and you got a little bit
of irish strength. You gotta you got a decent amount
of irishtraints on. Never mind.
Speaker 1 (42:15):
But yeah, I can't handle the sun. So the beach
might be really fun, but I can't handle it. I
will die, Yeah, I will die. So and cottage score
is more mind vibe anyway. I am very chill. I
love plants, even though plants don't like me. And I
like the the cool give me blankets, give me, give
(42:39):
me sweaters. That's mine.
Speaker 2 (42:41):
That's but you don't wear like fucking cottage core dresses
and flowy ship. I feel like cottage Core is very
flowy dressed.
Speaker 1 (42:50):
Well, you said, Grandma, that's what I think about sweaters
and and the sip of tea.
Speaker 2 (42:57):
Okay, I don't know. Oh no, you might. You're right,
You're right. I'm letting it go. You are going to
be need to be the weirdest grandma of all time.
I'm just like you know, with no kids, with no
with no grandkids all time, great grandma.
Speaker 1 (43:13):
Yeah, it's gonna be a great time. The people in
the then, the the older home, it is gonna love me.
Speaker 2 (43:19):
No, you're gonna be certain circle pits and ship like
that when you get there, circle pits and snacks a
snackle pit. Just run around. Anybody wants some cookies, thrash
and ship. It's crazy.
Speaker 1 (43:39):
We're gonna be We're gonna be weird old people.
Speaker 2 (43:41):
You are for sure. I'm just gonna be talking too much. Ship.
Everybody's gonna be waiting for me to die, and I'm
I'm never gonna die to Spike.
Speaker 1 (43:47):
I think people are gonna love you, though, because like
the no care in the world, fast talking grandpas are
the ones everyone falls in love with, Like sinking Granny.
Everybody love Granny. She would you would?
Speaker 2 (44:01):
She was sharp tongue, she was sharp. Yeah, that's where
I get all my sharp ton nature from. She talking
so much? Why why do I care? Maybe you shouldn't
have been needed so easily roasted?
Speaker 1 (44:12):
That's true. Okay, what you got for yours? U sleep
in and work late, or get up early and get
off early.
Speaker 2 (44:22):
No, get up and get off early man. First off, traffic,
traffic is number one. Even though currently currently I sleep
in and get to work late. But I hate myself
every time I do it. But a few times I
get up early and get to work, I'll be halfway
done with half of the stuff I gotta do and
be and I'd be ready to go home missing all
the traffic. I hate traffic. I hate traffic with a passion.
(44:44):
It is the absolute worst. Plus early bird gets the worm. Man,
go ahead and knock it out and get the rest
of your day bag, get some of the sunlight left,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (44:54):
If you get off early, then you have the rest.
Speaker 2 (44:56):
Of the day to do whatever, to do something anything productive.
Speaker 1 (45:01):
But if you're just sleeping in and going in well
rested for sure. I mean yeah, sometimes because if you're
working late, then you're not really resting that much because
your time so so no, let me get up early. Yeah,
it's gonna suck, but it.
Speaker 2 (45:18):
Only sucks for like thirty minutes. It's only thirty minutes
if it sucks. And then the rest of they just
be like, well, I'm up, and you just get extra
stuff done. You get the fresh doughnuts at the donuts spot.
You coffee's a little hotter for some reason. All the
little stuff is fresh. Plus there's a thing that I
learned about call like worker's fomo or something like that,
(45:39):
where your body forces you to stay up late because
you missed out on a day because you were at
work all day. So then you end up just killing
your sleep schedule no matter what, so you might as
well just get up and get it over with. And
they still have time to do something little extra. So
just get up, get out of bed. Do what Pee
Wee Herman said. Don't jerk off in a movie theater.
We gonna get up knock off your That's all I'm saying. Ooh,
(46:06):
T shirts and sweaters.
Speaker 1 (46:11):
Now here's the thing. I love me A T shirt,
A band T shirt specific.
Speaker 2 (46:17):
That's all you have. That's all I have I like,
except for your hoodies. You only have two things.
Speaker 1 (46:22):
I only have two things. But I'm gonna say. I'm
gonna say T shirts because I like to be cool
and T shirts are the most comfortable things in the
whole world. And you can get whatever you want on them.
They have, like I said, band T shirts. You can
get one, some funny names on them and funny things
(46:43):
on it. You can you know, fun things. So yeah,
T shirts for me.
Speaker 2 (46:47):
I'm surprised you actually didn't put sweatshirts because of your hoodies.
Speaker 1 (46:50):
I do love me a good hoodie.
Speaker 2 (46:52):
Hoodies have pockets, and you're a girl, and girls like pockets.
Speaker 1 (46:56):
You know what, I'm changing my answer.
Speaker 2 (46:57):
Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1 (46:59):
I'm changing my answer. Hoodies as long as they have
good pockets. You can't get the hoodies that have the
little baby pockets that only your fingers fit in. I
want a deep pocket. I can fit things in these clothes.
Designers need to get on it. Women need pockets.
Speaker 2 (47:15):
No, you need to buy a purse. They got your.
They got your by the Kahones, Kelly, because you guys
won't pockets and get bags. And men men, well, yeah
you are. No, you carry your whole lass book bag
and I have things. Yeah, but you carry whole less
book bag. That's what I'm saying. I can go to
work with whatever I got my pockets. I just started
(47:38):
carrying one of them little satchels so I can look professional.
But all I need is my pockets.
Speaker 1 (47:45):
You can't fit treats and toys and camera equipment and
all the things that I need.
Speaker 2 (47:52):
For my job in your pocket if you had the
decent sized pockets.
Speaker 1 (47:57):
You know what. There are trainers, I'm a dog trainer,
by the way, anybody don't know there are trainers that
have like the They're like they look like aprons that
you tie around and they just have like four or
five pockets in them that are huge.
Speaker 2 (48:12):
Like like a what do you call them? The Blacksmith
Aprons kind of there are, but that's different.
Speaker 1 (48:22):
It is.
Speaker 2 (48:22):
It's a look though. You got to pull the look off.
I think if you're gonna go fucking Blacksmith Apron style,
you gotta have the full look to do it.
Speaker 1 (48:31):
You know. There's I know there's a company for sure.
I don't like them, but they do that in the
city and they wear the big things with all the
pockets on them. But they're in a facility and that
I don't see a reason why that you have all
that stuff on you and you can just have a table.
Speaker 2 (48:49):
Nah, because dogs jump on tables, I mean.
Speaker 1 (48:51):
Yeah, but they don't have to be in the room,
like in the same place. I don't know. I think
it's too much, too much. Those buckets.
Speaker 2 (49:01):
Give me some pockets, okay, do a couple more, a
couple more.
Speaker 1 (49:12):
Sometimes Friday night or Sunday morning.
Speaker 2 (49:22):
All right. I'm not one of them going out on
Friday nights kind of guy anyway, So Friday nights would
just be let me get on up out of here.
But I be checked out at work at like two anyway,
on a Friday. Two o'clock on a Friday, my mind
is already chucking the deuces. Man, I'm already up out
(49:42):
of here, like, I don't care about you. I don't
care about your life. I don't care about your cow,
like all of the things that you think you should
care about. At work at two o'clock, I already hate you.
I keep telling people I go to work like seeing
punk go to work. I'm not here to make friends.
(50:03):
I'm here to make money. I don't care about you.
I don't like you. Actually, I personally don't like you.
I'm saying that right into the camera. I don't know
if anybody at work is watching us right now. I
don't like you, and I'll never like you. I will
never care about you or your family or your pets,
your dogs, your wife, your kids, your children. I don't
like you. I'm here to make money. Wow, And if
(50:25):
you're here to assist me in making money that much,
I do like about you. But as soon as you're
not assisting me and making money, I don't care. My
care is diminishing slowly. Throwing that out there, should somebody
needs to put that on the shirt. Not here to
make friends, here to make money. No, it's fine, it's fine.
Speaker 1 (50:44):
So I love me a Sunday morning.
Speaker 2 (50:47):
I forgot what we were talking about. I'm sorry, that
was not the question that you asked at all. Yeah,
did you just ask my hate work?
Speaker 1 (50:55):
Yes, I mean that's watchbe to the podcast anyway.
Speaker 2 (51:04):
You weren't even on the screen.
Speaker 1 (51:06):
Subscribe to the podcast.
Speaker 2 (51:08):
This is an audio based episode. It's okay, and I
wanta cares about your faces.
Speaker 1 (51:11):
So I love me a Sunday morning, I really do.
I love it when it's slow and you just get
up when you're ready to everything's like everything's done, because
most of the time we cleaned up on a Saturday
and everything's just done and you can just hang out
and chill, watch pick up a movie, watch a movie,
(51:33):
read a book, read books. People read books.
Speaker 2 (51:35):
Nobody reads books, and I don't know who you're talking
to books.
Speaker 1 (51:39):
But yeah, Sunday mornings are great, really good times.
Speaker 2 (51:42):
See, Sunday morning is pining doom for me. So that's
why I don't know if I like Sundays as much,
because that means I'm counting down till I gotta go
to sleep to go to work the next day.
Speaker 1 (51:50):
I would think that's Sunday night.
Speaker 2 (51:52):
But yeah, and penning done from the morning is now.
It's like I gotta cramp everything today. All the fun
I would like to half in my daily life needs
to be done today, impending doom. You only have twenty
four hours left because in twenty four hours you're going
to work. No, and it's and you know what, it's
(52:12):
your fault. It's your fault America and Japan and wherever
else you're listening to. It's your fault because we have
this thing where you could subscribe to the podcast on
spreaker and give me two bucks a month, like like
the poor African kids, and I need more. I need
more money so I cannot have to go to work.
(52:38):
I'm dying out here. Man, it's hard out here. Listen
to the podcast. I'm just teasing.
Speaker 1 (52:45):
Subscribe.
Speaker 2 (52:48):
No, no, no, it isn't pitting doom either way. So yeah, no,
I guess Friday night would only be because I'm no
because my weekends are booked two So I'm fucked either way.
I'm fucking way. This is a lot that just keeps
going back that I hate my job. I apologize, but
you should hate your job to you or maybe don't.
Maybe find a job, like, I'm sorry, fuck you. Then
(53:10):
if you like your job, fuck you, you fucking spoiled bastard.
Is it my turn in your turn? Okay, okay, no,
fuck you full name or nickname. You don't even really
have a nickname like that.
Speaker 1 (53:31):
The only one just Kills.
Speaker 2 (53:34):
I've always called you kills.
Speaker 1 (53:37):
But I mean I kind of use ka Katie.
Speaker 2 (53:46):
Hey, do you not know your own nicknames?
Speaker 1 (53:48):
Because I just rated. I don't say it, but those
are the two kind of interchange when I'm like playing
games or whatever. But I don't really do nicknames like that.
Speaker 2 (53:57):
I'm only known by nicknames. I like, I might not
be actually as bad as Invincible, but I actually get
called all my nicknames. That's that's I think that's the difference.
He has a thousand nicknames, but none of them are
used as thoroughly as every nickname that I've ever had.
Every one of my nicknames were long drawn out over
(54:20):
uses of my nicknames, to the point where if anybody
calls me my actual name, I don't even know who
the fuck you're talking to you.
Speaker 1 (54:25):
Yeah, it's it feels really weird to say your government name.
I guess, Yeah, it's it's it's it's strange.
Speaker 2 (54:31):
It's strange.
Speaker 1 (54:32):
We're like, we're in the we're in the process of
uh buying a house and so on, all those things.
That's your government right, and so when uh, when I
get emails about it, it's your your name.
Speaker 2 (54:49):
On there, and then like scam. Yeah, somebody's trying to
scam me. They're using your government name.
Speaker 1 (54:57):
So yeah, it's weird, dude.
Speaker 2 (54:59):
It's so bad for me. People like when they come
into work and they see my emails fly, they don't
even know where the fuck the email's coming from because
the emails, the emails have my government name, but everybody
at work also knows my fucking nicknames, and they're just like,
who the fuck was that. I've never met that guy
in my entire life. Who are you?
Speaker 1 (55:19):
So?
Speaker 2 (55:20):
Nicknames always win? Nicknames always won. We're gonna get you
a nickname one of these days. I like, Kales, you
just refuse to go by Kales.
Speaker 1 (55:28):
Because r kelly yah, you could be the good Kalso
k I know people did call me that at one
of my jobs a lot and more than my actual name,
and I'm like, it's the same amount of syllables.
Speaker 2 (55:41):
I know that that's all The reason I don't like
it is because it's too simple. But I mean, other
than just call the UK straight up agent K. It's crazy.
You could be the new K.
Speaker 1 (55:53):
It's I'm not cool like that.
Speaker 2 (55:56):
I guess it's just you gotta be given the proper name.
Kales works, though Gels does work. What you got.
Speaker 1 (56:04):
Tattoos?
Speaker 2 (56:05):
I heard both of them suck. They're both disgusting. You're
disgusting people. I'm sorry. I want to be on your side.
I don't like tattoos and I don't like piercings. I
don't like either personally. I will never get either. I've looked,
I've thought about it, I questioned it, and I just
don't like tattoos. I don't like tattoos. They're cool on
(56:26):
other people, you know what I mean? Certain I feel
like I think that's what it's. I think only certain
kind of people can get tattoos and tattoos have been
overdone now, like when it was like the metal Heads,
the Rocker Crew, them with tattoos and piercings are like, okay,
like I can I know who you are based on
what you're doing to your face? Prison tattoos? You know
(56:46):
a prison tattoo when you see one, you know what
I mean? You know a gang tattoo when you see one,
you know, a biker tattoos. But now everybody used to
be out here with tattoos all willy nilly, but I
ain't got nothing behind them. It's just like I like butterflies,
and then you throw a fucking it, just big dumb
ass wings on your arm, and it's just like, the
fuck is that for? Who were you? And it's just
like I work in an office.
Speaker 1 (57:07):
Excuse me, bitch, I saw a weird tattoo the other day.
So do you know what a blackout tattoo is?
Speaker 2 (57:15):
Isn't that when they just color in their arm?
Speaker 1 (57:19):
All of this was just black.
Speaker 2 (57:22):
I can bruise your arm if you want me to,
for free. Just beat the shit out of you for free.
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (57:27):
But yeah, they had they had that originally, That's what
they had on their arms. And so when you do that,
when you have a blackout, it's almost impossible to tattoo
over it because the ink won't stay because there's ink
already in there and you can't layer it like that,
I think. But I saw one person get they had
(57:50):
that already and then they had something put over it.
It was like a face with like light. It was
white and red lighting through it, and it was really
cool looking. When it was first done, it was like
really bright, really vibrant, just like all tattoos really are.
But they showed it two weeks later and it was
like you could barely tell the face was there, like
(58:13):
nothing else was there. Like that's the thing is. It's
not a one and done like everyone thinks it is. Tattoos.
You need to do it like every few years to
keep it up and keep it like vibrant, and with
something that's really intricate and really hard to do, you
are not going to just anybody to get that redone.
(58:35):
So it's tough because you have to pick a person,
stay with the person, get it done every few years,
which if your tattoo is like really expensive, I'm not
going back and doing it over and over and over again.
And no, like tattoos can get into the thousands the thousands. No,
it's not cool and I'm sorry, like no things.
Speaker 2 (59:00):
So are you? Are you down? It sounds like you
don't like either either, don't so are you like piercings
or tattoos are worse because of how expensive they can be.
Speaker 1 (59:10):
Yeah, okay, yeah, well I'm saying so, yeah, it's not
a lifetime. Uh, piercings can be if they're taking care of. Well,
like my ears are pierced, you would never know because
they don't wear anything in them, so they can be
(59:30):
fixed up where they are not a thing anymore. They
close up themselves like the body tends to do. But
but yeah, if you have piercings, you take care of
your piercings and everything is heals up nicely. And that's
the key word, is heals up nicely, and so you
(59:51):
don't have like the skin rot that gauges do. Then
piercings can be a lifelong You do it once in
you're kind of done with kind of a thing. Tattoos
are not. So it costs you a lot of money,
It takes a lot of extra time. It doesn't feel nice.
I'm sorry. People are fucking weird. They're just like I
(01:00:13):
love tattoos and I'm addicted to tattoos.
Speaker 2 (01:00:16):
Like no junkie, nothing but a junkie, nothing but junkies.
I'm just gonna be honest. Tattoos look good on a
few people, not all of you. Some of us including me,
too fat for tattoos, Too fat for tattoos, that's too
much canvas to work on. And then if you get smaller,
(01:00:36):
then it looks funny. If you get fatter, it looks
even worse. Like it's just not a good look on
fat people. It don't cover up your fatness either, so
like it makes to me, it makes you look fatter
like fat people with tattoos is just not a good look.
I'm just throwing that out there. And Pierson stank. I'm
gonna just leave it at that, piercing stank. I ain't
never met a non stank person with like a decent
(01:00:59):
amount of pierces. It's like you have a hue of
just older. I'm sorry, Like, I don't hate you if
you have both or one or the other, but I'm
gonna judge you. And if you're just like this should
be a judge free zone. No, you got you. You
painted your body and then said, don't look at me,
you weird though I shove the hole in my face,
(01:01:20):
but don't judge me. Excuse me, y'all get judged if
I just wear the wrong colored T shirt with the
wrong colored pants, because I don't fucking coordinate my clothing.
But you put a hole in your face and I'm
not supposed to look at you funny. Now, I get
out of here. You just get out of here.
Speaker 1 (01:01:35):
It's you get the fuck out of here because I
saw this in a video. It's the ones that have
like the face tattoos and the piercings all over the
those people try to get like corporate jobs or.
Speaker 2 (01:01:48):
Like yeah, and I'm just like, they won't let me
come to work. You can't make it through the metal detector,
you asshole.
Speaker 1 (01:01:56):
It's like, well, yeah, you're gonna be dealing with people
that have a lot of money and they want to
know that you're gonna handle their money.
Speaker 2 (01:02:02):
Well no, and you definitely don't in your personal life.
I only tattooed my eyeballs once. Nah, you shouldn't at all. Actually,
you fucking sick of do what you want. I'm done.
I'm just saying, like, everybody's got a fucking uniform for
a reason. If you got tattoos, I expect you to
(01:02:24):
be a rocker or a rebel, or in a biker
gang or in some form of gang in general. If
you got piercings, then you're just into some weird shit,
wear the uniform and then just be proud of your uniform.
That's all it is. Again, if I see somebody dressing
the police uniform, I'm assume their cop. If I see
you with a bunch of tattoos and piercings, I'm assume
(01:02:44):
you're half depression. It's one of these. You have a problem,
and it's okay. I I understand. I'm on your side.
Just don't come over here thinking you're normal. You're far
gone users for going normal a long time ago. There's
nothing normal left about you. You have a hole in
your nose, okay, multiple you have to and you're like,
(01:03:06):
what about want more? No, you don't need another one.
I'm sorry. And you probably smell bad. Not all not
all dogs handstag, not all dogs, but not all people
with piercings stink, but most of you, a lot of you,
and even the ones with piersons, you be knowing. You
know who'll be stinking with with the tattoos and the pearsons.
(01:03:27):
That's all I'm saying. Don't get mad at me. Just
know that you know, and they know. All y'all know,
and we know it's throwing that out there.
Speaker 1 (01:03:36):
Well, Bob, this has been an interesting or that. M h.
Thank you for having me on this side of the camera.
You're welcome and yeah, like subscribe, do all the things people.
Speaker 2 (01:03:49):
Yeah, all right, well then on that note, it's all
we'll see you tomorrow or Wednesday. We'll see you Wednesday.
There's another episode with Kelly, maybe on the side, maybe
not on the side, who knows. We'll see goodbye.
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