July 7, 2025 ā¢ 61 mins
šø It may have been recorded on the 4th of July, but these are 100% post-holiday topics, and the Nonsense crew came ready with the ridiculousness. We kick things off with a Kelly Fact: Did you know air guitar competitions are a real thing? From the U.S. to Finland, people are fake-shredding their way to glory. Henvincibleās impressed that anything can become a competition, but FNBob wants more ā full fake bands, full fake concerts ā go big or go home! š„ Then the crew dives into heavier topics: The P Diddy trial verdict is in. FNBob breaks down why Diddy got off so easy, Henvincibleās already ready for the next album drop, and Kelly finds out that RICO charges arenāt just for mob bosses anymore. Trumpās talking about his āBig Beautiful Bill,ā but Henvincibleās more upset about people setting off fireworks at 2 PM. If you canāt see āem, donāt light āem! š And finally, FNBob has a bold, chaotic plan to āMake the Bulls Dangerous Againā by bringing problematic players and unpredictable energy back to Chicago. His dream team? Ja Morant (gun controversy and all) Kevin Garnett as our trash-talking ambassador Russell Westbrook for pure unfiltered chaos Like it or notā¦ at least theyād be interesting to watch. šÆ Episode Highlights: šø Air Guitar World Championships are real?! āļø Breaking down the P Diddy trial and surprising RICO facts š£ Firework rage: Henvincible vs. premature explosions š FNBobās chaotic blueprint to revive the Chicago Bulls š Fourth of July leftovers: Bad decisions and worse timing ā Question of the Day: Would you compete in an air guitar contestā¦ or are you starting a full fake band? š¤ š± Follow us on social media for more updates and behind-the-scenes fun: Instagram: fnbobfnentertainment Twitter: @FNBOB36 Website: https://www.fnentertainment.com All the Other links: https://linktr.ee/FNBoB & https://linktr.ee/Henvincible & https://linktr.ee/rk9trainingllc #NonsensePodcast #AirGuitar #4thofjuly2025 #pdiddy #ChicagoSports #MakeTheBullsDangerousAgain #FNBob #Henvincible #KellyFacts #JaMorant #RussellWestbrook #kevingarnett #FNEntertainment
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
There's a International World Air Guitar Championships that happens every
summer and it's coming up in a few weeks.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
So no, because I can actually play in Ulu Finland.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
They were the first. Yeah, it's always Finland.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
They were the first ones to hold the Air Guitar
Championships and they're currently the ones that hold it every
single year. But the US started THEIRS the last few years.
So in San Francisco on July. It's locations in San
Francisco in July.
Speaker 5 (00:48):
Oh my gosh, you.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
Lost the information. You lost the facts. Kelly has been lost.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
There's little facts here, Okay.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Twenty six July twenty six, there's gonna be the the
Air Guitar Championships in San Francisco. It can be rock
and metal, it can be other genres, but no physical
guitars are allowed.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
I wonder if somebody is hitting with a country song
at an air guitar spot that sounds off like, I
don't think I would want to hear Achy Breaky Heart.
I love it so soft now, I don't think those hit.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
And you can't do Taylor Swift either. What are they
judging on?
Speaker 1 (01:35):
I'm kind of curious originality, stage presence, technical merit, which
is like accuracy and skill and airness Michael Jordan, which
is the extent to which the performance transcends.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
These are a lot of.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Stripped up and becomes an air an art form in itself.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
I am.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
I hope they are sponsored by Kiss. That would make
me feel so much more happier.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
They are not focused.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
I hate Kiss. I actually hate Kiss.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
They sold air guitar strings. I don't know if I
mentioned that on the show before. Yeah, they sold air
guitar strings. This is why we hate Kiss and we
hate Geene Simmons with the passion. He is a horrible
human being. The band sucks. It's never been good. If
you are a Kiss fan, you're pathetic and you need
to listen to bet her music.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
I'd go.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
I don't know if I go as a patron though,
because what are you really watching?
Speaker 3 (02:40):
But I also have full on performances.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
I guess.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Do they have other instruments or is it just ericdhar Like,
are there air drummers? It depends do they have air vocalists?
Speaker 1 (02:49):
So the competition is for air guitar. But if you
want to have a full on band, you can do that.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
That was crazy.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Their vocalist not sing to perform.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
I like that.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Actually, I think that's what they should do, is switching
from er guitar full Battle of the non bands. Just
nobody's playing an instrument. Everybody's faking until they make it.
I'm actually pretty good with that. That's not bad other
than kiss, probably kiss, sponsoring one at some point would
make me sick. I really don't like kiss, like you
(03:27):
have no idea my disparage for Kiss. I don't like kiss,
and I don't like Kiss fans at all. Kissing Slayer
fans are like not my like, my mortal enemies. But
just like, if that's all you like.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
I don't. I don't trust you in your musical taste.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
That's all you got. You got some weird musical tastes
and you got a bad fandom choice.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
But I guess that's pretty dope. Can they do other
air things?
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Like?
Speaker 4 (03:54):
I feel like er guitar has been the thing for
so long it didn't say you good? I mean, I
guess you could. So.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Finland's been holding it since nineteen ninety six and they've
done it every summer since then.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
With somebody who did air grunge. What how did you
try to buy other air variations?
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Figure, yeah, let it be gruns is a version of
ra okay, and if they did air gruns, most likely
they're doing like a Nirvana thing, right, would you air
kill yourself at the end of your Oh.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
My god, no, that's like the show.
Speaker 6 (04:36):
Why.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Welcome back to another episode of the Nonsense Podcast. I
happen to be F and Bob, the FN host, the
F and CEO of F and Entertainment, and a bunch
of other stuff you don't really care about with me
as always handy, invincible, my bias, baby face, and my
F and co's and a man of a thousand nicknames.
(05:43):
We got Kelly over there and Chad back here. How's
everybody doing?
Speaker 1 (05:49):
That?
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Is the cast and crew? An?
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Well, it's still hot. It is a little hot. It
was hotter than I expected.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
It was cooler a minute ago.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
I guess the rain really just cooled me off real.
But it's a cool and breezy day. Do we break
kay fab and let him know it's fourth of July.
I don't think it matters. It's a fourth of July recording.
But this was well after the fourth of July. I
hope you had a good and safe one. How you doing, Kelly,
if you in Chicago at the cross roads, good grief?
Speaker 4 (06:22):
You a right call. I'm loving to think, well, you
should buy a shirt just to go with that phrase.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Chad, he's gonna write you up if.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
If he does well, can you write up the CEO?
He could be fired? He can be fired. I'm glad
you're doing good.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Hopefully everybody at home is doing well on this Monday
morning after.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
A three day weekend.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
I hope it was well received and well well enjoyed.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
What's going on with you? Nothing? Mass scratch good times?
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Yeah, hanging in a child line good times. I only
know that line minds you because of Dave Chappelle.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
I love that. Learning from comedians, learning from comedians.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
So I guess we can just cut right into the
Shenanigans of the week and the weekend in the past week,
because updates and whatnot. Did he damn near going home?
Speaker 4 (07:27):
Almost?
Speaker 5 (07:28):
He damn near going home almost? I don't think he
was getting out. I don't think he's getting no time.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Well, no, he has to get some time because he's
he's gotten convicted for two so I think.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
But those two don't have a minimum.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
No, they don't have a minimum, but they don't they
very much have a maximum. So I think at worse
he's gonna get maybe a year year and a half.
But depending on if the judge is a jackass or not,
they're most likely going to cover him with the time
he's already spent in jail. That's coming up on five months.
(08:03):
So I'll see that nigga Christmas. More than likely I'll
be seeing him in the streets Christmas. That first freak
off is.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
Gonna be crazy when you get out, because he ain't
gonna stop. Can't stop, won't stop.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Take that like, go boat man. I called it, this
is nothing. I told you so.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
Moment.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Well, when I heard Rico charges, the first thing I
thought was wins the last time you got anybody on
Rico exactly. They weren't gonna get him on Rico. And
then they started dropping charges like two days before he
was getting sentenced. I'm like, oh yeah, they finished, just
go ahead and let this man go home. I was like,
I kind of seen it coming. Which surprised me the most,
(08:47):
but didn't surprise me was the people outside.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
I don't know if you caught that a little bit.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
It was the people outside cheering and chilling and then
dousing themselves and baby oil, which is okay, so you
didn't see.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
The fuck?
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Yeah, no, they was outside just like popa champagne, but
it was baby or throwing it on themselves. It was
crazy I've ever seen. It was literally Boone Docks. It
was one to see the Boone Docks. They just got
the artists wrong. They used our kellen. It was supposed
to be it was supposed to be Diddy. So it
was one of those things where I've seen it coming.
(09:26):
But are you surprised at any of it?
Speaker 5 (09:30):
I am surprised. Maybe I thought he was gonna I
think he's gonna get.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
Like three to five. It's possible. I think he might
get a little less because he ain't.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
He's not violent, and I'm thinking of pure law they're
gonna get hit him with like he's not violent, He's
not a detriment to anybody except for Cassie.
Speaker 5 (09:56):
There was no way for Rico because he wasn't getting
any money.
Speaker 4 (09:59):
He was not spending.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
He was spending money, so the Rico charge was stupid.
That was just because they really wanted to get.
Speaker 5 (10:05):
On life that he was using company money for his
ship and saw me, baby, he.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Knew what he was doing. He knew what he was doing.
And again it was too many consent, consistent adults in
this scenario. So Rico is just not It was not viable.
And they keep throwing Rico out because remember they tried
to hit trumpet Rico, and I'm like, he wasn't getting
cold Rico either. Rico was meant from mobsters, and none
of these dudes are monsters.
Speaker 5 (10:35):
But they tried with the wild sale case. They did
really try and then didn't get that one.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Didn't get that one either. I would like to know
when was the last time Rico stuck, Like when they
actually like threw it out there.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
Somebody got charged with Rico fucking meat? Did he? I
don't know. I was I saying like if he did,
he actually, like, I'd be surprised. I don't think he should.
He was in that motherfucker for years. I would have
soon now because Rico's damn near wife.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
You've been in that long time, you've been in a
minute though, I might have to look into that. Look
if you can't, Kelly, let me know somebody actually got
charged and convicted with Rico other than a mobster, because
I don't think it's possible. No, No, I wasn't surprised
at all. I thought I was like Daddy Finna walk
Walk Walk, And I'm still on. I can't wait for
(11:24):
the next album.
Speaker 5 (11:25):
Different type of club walk, right, Okay.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
If he does a remix, I ain't gonna be mad that.
I ain't gonna We have a list of people charged to.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
Rico Okaya convicted, Yes, convicted, Okay.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Uh, John Godie, I don't know, Jesus very objeous.
Speaker 4 (11:53):
That's the last one.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
Well that wasn't that. That's a list. I don't know
time frames here.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
I think it was a long time ago.
Speaker 5 (12:01):
That's like the Untouchables, the bel.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Ninety two is what it says. Gambino family.
Speaker 5 (12:12):
Yeah, mob Yeah, all the niggas we know, all the
famous niggas we know.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
It says the Brooklyn Rapper.
Speaker 4 (12:22):
Rapp, the Brooklyn Brother. No, that's he.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Was a leader of the Gorilla Stone National Nation Gang.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
Yeah, it's it's mobster ship. So so far, so good.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
More gang members the Mafia family are Kelly R.
Speaker 4 (12:46):
Kelly was was he charged with RINCO.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
The singer was convicted of racketeering and sex traf under
no ship.
Speaker 5 (12:55):
He wasn't getting no money. He couldn't even real contract.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
Damn. That's not all his lawyers couldn't read either. They
got that the stick Damn.
Speaker 5 (13:04):
That's great. Damn, Yo, I'm sorry. I mean, yeah, that's why.
That's why they're not appealing your ship. No lawyers couldn't.
Speaker 4 (13:11):
Read God damn.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Yeah, all right, you reneate the whole resident conversation now,
So I'm like, they don't get Rico to stick and
got it on R Kelly Damn. Okay, I apologize, learn
I learned something new today. Did not know they call
R Kelly Rico damn, and he needed to get better lawyers.
They didn't even get that into a bathroom break. Yeah,
(13:38):
that's just it's funny to me. He's the only he's
the only man in court that was denied a bathroom breaking.
I think that's very funny. I think the judge was
on the bit. He knew the bit, and he knew
it was gonna stick.
Speaker 4 (13:50):
Trip trip trip.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
So yeah, no, that was I guess that's your last
and final Diddy update. Util he gets convicted with something.
Speaker 5 (14:01):
Yeah, we need sentencing, but but that's not you know,
we gotta stay until citizen, right.
Speaker 4 (14:08):
Which again.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
I mean again, if the judge is not a complete
piece of shit, that's gonna get added into his sentencing time.
So it's like, what's the difference between now later? Might
as well stay though, No, that's that's pretty much your
last ditty update until October unless you drop an album.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
Now, if he drops out of somebody whack his ass
in there, that's possible. But I don't think anybody, right,
I don't think anybody. I don't think he's in jimp pop. No,
I think he chilling. If anybody is chilling in prison.
Speaker 5 (14:41):
Yeah, I don't know if y'all saw fucking exit wounds
with d MX, goddamn, but but the jail scene, but
that nigga was in the steaks and smokers of gods. Yeah,
I think that nigga chilling.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Yeah, Diddy is one percent chilling. Don't nobody want no problem?
And plus I'd be afraid of Diddy if anything seen
what he did and when he was free.
Speaker 5 (15:02):
No, if you hear about him like and come on
a numbers, you might go in there in audition.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
That's true.
Speaker 5 (15:10):
Hey daddy, you know he like motherfuckers call him daddy
and calling niggas daddy.
Speaker 4 (15:16):
It depends you a security guard.
Speaker 5 (15:19):
The security guards gotta be in there tripping, like, first
of all, stop calling me daddy and maate.
Speaker 4 (15:26):
Then take it of all, put your clothes on.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Fuck just throw this south though, as a guard, do
you ask for autograph? I don't think that's far.
Speaker 4 (15:38):
I'm sure I wouldn't. I'm sure.
Speaker 5 (15:40):
I'm sure niggas. I'm sure niggas have. Wayne was in Rikers,
which allegedly he was also fucking some of them security guards.
Which why would you have female security guards at Rikers?
I don't get that part.
Speaker 4 (15:52):
But equality, baby a disaster. Man, would you get something
something on Independence days?
Speaker 6 (16:04):
Look?
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Man, inequality and independence is two different things, baby, yeah, right,
the party and he did.
Speaker 5 (16:13):
Oh he is fighting for his right, his ass a.
What if he having a time in there, he could
be he could be having he could.
Speaker 4 (16:22):
Be able to having the fucking slice with all in prison.
Speaker 5 (16:28):
What if he doing freak offs in prison, nigga, that's crazy.
Speaker 4 (16:33):
All right?
Speaker 5 (16:34):
God unlocked the sales at three am. We fail to
have a I mean he got the money to pull
it off, yo, No, they got They got ps five's
and phones in jail. I need I need niggas to
release the jail freaking.
Speaker 4 (16:55):
Look man, all right, I don't want to see that.
That's I don't want to see it. But somebody else
wants to prove.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
That that motherfucker isn't there wallet gag, because then they're
gonna be like, all right, let's get this guy out there.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
You haven't do much fun. A bad nigga having fun
of Jawn, Yo, that's crazy me. R Kelly is for
sure he putting on concerts and ship. I don't think
he's having fun at all. I think because.
Speaker 5 (17:19):
His his boy roomors was real quiet and real short.
Speaker 4 (17:23):
Yeah, I don't think. But what I'm saying is I
think R Kelly like don't nobody dislike R Kelly like that?
Speaker 5 (17:30):
No, but they don't like when you fuck with kids
in jail. They might have tried him a couple of times.
But also this motherfucker's in is in prison getting booked
for like cameos, birthday like birthday wishes and ship.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
I think people, I mean on the outside, yes, on
the outside, are paying for this nigga in his prison
orange just to wish their happy birthday that is.
Speaker 5 (17:58):
But I thing is, did he read that contract? Does
he get that money? Does that money go in his
book or does that money go somewhere else?
Speaker 4 (18:06):
You don't read no contract? You know better he did.
Speaker 5 (18:10):
They teach him how to read in jail. I feel
like I feel like jail, how's the term to learn?
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (18:14):
I feel like.
Speaker 5 (18:15):
This is where they would be real like encompassing and
come around here as the community like, all right, bro,
we're gonna you how to read.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
That's crazy that the prisoner's be like all right, man, like,
here go the books. We're gonna we're gonna sound this out.
Hooked on phonics in prison with R Kelly is crazy.
Speaker 5 (18:30):
It's absolutely I can see it. I were shy, we shy,
wish I could see it.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Do you think R Kelly comes out and drops his
own hooked on Phonics book after the fact, like now
that he was like, now that I know how.
Speaker 5 (18:47):
You need to relax because your I there was just
R Kelly covered out and releasing the children's book.
Speaker 4 (18:54):
I don't like that. Just say I don't like that whatsoever.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Because you know R Kelly don't think past two steps.
He just like I learned how to read down, but
teach everybody else. I believe I can read. I believe
I can read with one thousand by.
Speaker 4 (19:12):
That ship, though I don't even need it out by
that ship. Like this ship is go.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Platinum, a booking platinum.
Speaker 4 (19:25):
God damn.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
Between him and Diddy being in prison, these might be
the greatest niggas to be in prison at the same time.
Because I'm waiting for the aftermath. I'm only waiting for
the aftermath. I'm not waiting for the alpha math. Niggas
waiting for the album.
Speaker 4 (19:45):
That's what I'm saying. Aftermath for the album. Album dropping
to be crazy.
Speaker 5 (19:49):
First day out and you know that nigga going. You know,
if anybody was in jail on some Terrence Howard Empire
jail hogh studio ship, you know it was puffed. You know,
you know he was in there like hey, my brother,
you can sing, you can hold No, that's it's like, yeah,
like if he if he produced jail house albums, make
(20:14):
the band in prison.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
I'm telling you this, he's gonna have a whole TV show. Now,
go ahead and get me.
Speaker 5 (20:21):
A you gotta walk the commissaria instead of walking forese cake.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Oh my goduck for to shut the studio down every
other week. This should be funny. As he y'all, y'all
sleeping on the entertainment. Ain't ship out right now. It's
not a nan good show. And I watched Diddy locked
up for a month.
Speaker 5 (20:41):
I would watch that shit so hard. I've been watching
the fucking trial and the even been televised. I ain't
never been this tied to Twitter in my life.
Speaker 4 (20:51):
Oh yeah, baking the band in prison is crazy.
Speaker 5 (20:54):
Nigga after he get out, just just do Look if
Cosanet can do an streamer jail.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
I know Puff can.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
Fake fake jail, but niggas gotta make the band in jail.
Speaker 4 (21:09):
Nigga, he Puff is doing it in prison. He after
he get out, he gonna make a fake show. Oh
he's gonna double down.
Speaker 5 (21:17):
Yes, Bro casadd and did a streamer of jail, a
streamer university and niggas have done the streamer prom that
nigga can definitely do a fake jail with making the band.
Speaker 4 (21:28):
Y'all niggas, y'all niggas living in dorms.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
What if he do? What if he do a locked
up tour? Well, only artists that's been locked up. I'm
just saying, like some of the ship suns itself. Diddy damn.
I'm not asking for a cut. I'm just asking for
a ticket.
Speaker 4 (21:49):
Unlocked the cuffs to a damn bro. If they get up,
if they get out reasonably at the same time.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
Too.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Puft, gonna be crazy. See nigga niggas in Paris, Nigger
niggas out of prison. It's finna go hard. They gotta
cut the album together and I want it. I want
it bad and ship for the sale because I hate
to say, niggas donna take nothing serious. We don't take
nothing serious. So both of them in prison orange on
(22:22):
the album cover.
Speaker 5 (22:23):
Yeah, like these like the on the Roots cover and
Nigga a Kon Locked Up remix, it's finna go nuts.
Come on, baby, get what we are A kind and
minding his own business, I know.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Yeah, and sometimes also a kind know how to chase
the dollar. And if they both call him up and say,
look the remix.
Speaker 4 (22:52):
You gotta call the individual calls.
Speaker 5 (22:54):
On some same girl, same girl, same girl, locked up,
going to be.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
The same dude, Oh my god, same change, same charge.
Speaker 4 (23:08):
Bro.
Speaker 5 (23:09):
Pain no pizzle pizzle, stay your as, stay yo black away.
Speaker 4 (23:20):
Please pa, look because look, I'm on tour. You do
not need none of this from T Pain know how
to capitalize.
Speaker 5 (23:29):
I don't want him to capitalize capital That's like asking
like somebody was asking, like, who's gonna be the first
celebrity to stand next to Diddy after this.
Speaker 4 (23:41):
R and Steve j K. But I feel like T
Payne could spend that ship. Don't want T Pain nowhere near?
Why not?
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Because he wasn't around, Like what the fuck?
Speaker 4 (23:54):
So sometimes you gotta forgive and forget. Okay, he served
his time. We live in America.
Speaker 5 (24:00):
I really genuinely don't know Orlando.
Speaker 4 (24:02):
Orlando.
Speaker 5 (24:05):
Orlando think he won that one before.
Speaker 4 (24:11):
He won that before. But I'm saying the niggas the new.
Speaker 5 (24:15):
He is gonna be there. He's gonna try and sell
some ass to Diddy, That's what he gonna He might,
but he might cut a great song.
Speaker 4 (24:21):
He might. They might cut a great song. Have you
heard of Orlando ship? I don't hate it, Yes, I
don't hate it. Are you acting like that's dope?
Speaker 2 (24:28):
It's not dope? But look, man, I'm just saying that.
I'm just saying the simple things left. If Orlando what
an America remix once he get out of jail, Breezy
wouldn't do it, Breeze didn't had enough.
Speaker 5 (24:47):
Breezy got enough problems and his own fucking world to
her to worry about.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
He's had money problems right now, so he might money.
Speaker 5 (24:57):
He okay, one thing, Breezy ain't got his money problems
that Nigga just tryed to that. Nigga tried to get
a little yeah, I mean off, But they posted the
next day of them kicking it and cool, So I'm
like it's now I could get on some theories of
conspiracy theory back.
Speaker 4 (25:17):
No, No, I don't think it'll happened. I really don't
think it'd happened. I hope it don't happen. But Puff Andry.
Speaker 5 (25:27):
Puffentry could make the greatest fucking album of this year.
Speaker 4 (25:30):
That could be Ah Torri, don't you speaking of I
ain't heard nothing since he got poked. That's crazy.
Speaker 5 (25:44):
No, no, nah no, free my man, Free Tory. Fuck Megan,
free Tory.
Speaker 4 (25:51):
Yeah for sure, Megan. He's a terrible person. I told, I.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Told you I've been anti Megan for a minute, but
that was just because.
Speaker 4 (26:00):
I'm pro Tory.
Speaker 5 (26:01):
I genuinely believe that her whome girl shot her from
fucking with her man.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
That I believe, But I was only anti Megan because
people's on our ass because she liked anime and then
she was cool by default. And I'm just like that,
don't mean ship to me. You ain't cool because you
like an anime. She's the anime spost give off the moment. Fuck,
you don't really watch anime.
Speaker 4 (26:24):
No, that's not But that's not my point.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
It's just I'm not following behind a bitch because that
person like anime, just like you shouldn't follow behind me.
Speaker 5 (26:33):
Like, yeah, but you're you're also that goes in line
with your stance of niggas and fantoms don't have personality
that's her, So I wouldn't expect you to champion that.
Speaker 4 (26:46):
No, but I think that's just kind of lame.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
And unless you're in I won't say an authority, but
you gotta be so deep that you become almost an.
Speaker 4 (26:53):
Authority for her to be in.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Thank you, That's all I'm saying. And I'm like, I
don't think that's enough. Just because she rocked the out
fit or say she like a show, that's not enough.
Speaker 5 (27:03):
I mean, no, she has, she has done a little
bit of work in the community, like she like as
far as pushing shit forward, making it us comfortable going
to anime conventions, promoting anime, bringing to the forefront, working
with bts. She has, she has done the work. I
don't fuck with her for other reasons, like I don't
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fuck with her for pusic for purely music and personal.
Speaker 4 (27:27):
Reasons and not the music ain't all that either. But
that's just me. That is a whole nother me thing.
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (27:33):
I'm still playing a bitch on my DJ sets because
it make the girls go crazy.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
But you you got you got a not a bias,
but you got a reason to go against yourself.
Speaker 5 (27:43):
I guess, Oh yeah, I play niggas I hate all
the time.
Speaker 4 (27:50):
It gets the people going. It worked for you. It
worked for you.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Commercial break. Let's do a commercial break. We'll see in
a few seconds.
Speaker 4 (27:59):
Goodbye.
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Speaker 2 (28:36):
Welcome back to the Nonsense Podcast. Bob's here, Handy's here,
Kelly's there, Chad and a Ducker back there. How y'all
doing go? Oh yeah, I was actually going through my cards.
I was actually enjoying my magic set. Hope everybody's doing well.
Hope y'all in Georgia. Diddy trial and Diddy updates and whatnot.
Speaker 4 (28:55):
I hope Diddy drops the album, drop the album. In
my life yours I dry before you went in was hard. Honestly,
I'm saying the dude got it. I don't like that.
I respect him.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
But if the music good, the music good, that's all
it is. That's literally all it is. What else has
been going on in the world. I feel like I've
missing I've been missing some stuff. Yeah, me too, ground
Yeah same here. I know a lot of people are
like either cool with the Trump bill or against the
(29:32):
Trump Bill.
Speaker 4 (29:33):
I don't give her a shit.
Speaker 5 (29:35):
I mean, I lost my food stamps a long time ago,
so I'm not directly affected.
Speaker 4 (29:39):
But uh, my heart goes out to you if you
lost yours.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
I'm fifty to fifty on it because some of you
niggas don't deserve it. So that's always been my thing.
Some of the people didn't deserve the shit they had,
and you know what, fuck you anyway, if you sell
food stamps you didn't need it? Is that wrong to say?
I feel like a lot of people give me shited
for that. I'm like, if you selling food stamps, you
(30:04):
didn't need the food stamps. You need a job. You
really need a job, and I feel like you should
get a job. A lot of people were complaining about
Social Security, and I'm like, the only people that lost
solid security was the ones that shouldn't have been known
it in the first place, kind of throwing that out
though it was only a few people. A lot of
people said they lost their jobs. A lot of people
(30:27):
lose their jobs, deserve to lose their jobs, and I
feel like I'm the only one that says that quite often.
When they were laying people off at Google, I'm like,
y'all didn't do shit, though. The people that lost their
job at Twitter didn't do anything like any work they had.
First of all, if you work at Twitter and you
put half your business out on TikTok, I feel like
(30:49):
that's just like a clash of brands. I feel like
you should be brand specific a little bit, and you
should be posting on Twitter. But b if you post
on TikTok that here's my day work at Twitter, and I'm.
Speaker 5 (31:01):
Not gonna post on Twitter. I know we suppress it.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
Hey, nobody go see this and if I do it,
that's crazy. Thatt up mand niggas every day wild But no.
I remember a few people were just like, here's my
day working at Twitter, and it was like, I go
to the gym, I eat a sandwich, I sit on
my desk for like twenty minutes.
Speaker 4 (31:21):
Then I go to the park and I'm like, nigga,
when did you do work throughout the day? I would
love that, Like fuck, Like, I'm glad you got fired, bitch.
You didn't deserve to.
Speaker 5 (31:30):
Think I should do it. Shit niggas that pop. I
felt like niggas in Chicago a fucking idiots. I ain't
I'm sorry this is a direct tangent, but I'm staring
down the barrel. If you look, look, look, I know
the ozone layer is fixing itself. I'm gonna need you,
you trigger happy bitches, to get adjusted to sunsets at
(31:51):
a thirty Okay, No, literally, no one can see it.
Speaker 4 (31:57):
You can't even see it.
Speaker 5 (31:58):
You're firing fire, firecrackers and fireworks at five thirty in
the afternoon.
Speaker 4 (32:04):
Gang, Nobody can see a fucking thing.
Speaker 5 (32:07):
It's bright out still, You're like, go take a nap,
go get some money, go do something, and then choose
the fireworks after you, dumb bitch like.
Speaker 4 (32:18):
I like fireworks. I like seeing them.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
I ain't never bought none, but if I did bout something,
I'd wait to fucking dark.
Speaker 4 (32:28):
It. No, but if I did, I'd wait till fucking
dark like.
Speaker 5 (32:32):
I know that we got on niggas for doing it
by trees, but doing this shit at fucking.
Speaker 4 (32:38):
Like, come on, gang, that's it is dumb.
Speaker 5 (32:41):
I'm sorry, as it is actively actively retarded.
Speaker 4 (32:46):
They like to go boom. I don't know what else
to tell me.
Speaker 5 (32:49):
That's the only thing you're you're doing it for is
the sound pollution at that point, cause you.
Speaker 4 (32:54):
Can't fucking see it.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
I see it all day dry and I only see
the smoke after the shits go off because there's no
colors visible.
Speaker 4 (33:07):
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I detailed what you was talking about.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
It is, yeah, and that shit has been chopping by
hands for the past week.
Speaker 4 (33:17):
It's okay, It's okay, and know that.
Speaker 5 (33:19):
We gotta know you niggas are used to daylight savings time,
but if it's not winter anymore, it gets dark, dumb late.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
It's they have some patience. No, no, oh, that was
your first issue. I was asking black people to have patience,
and that's one thing we ain't got at all.
Speaker 5 (33:37):
Like, that's more of a waste of money than buying
the fire fireworks in the first place.
Speaker 4 (33:43):
Why I like fireworks.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
I don't buy them, but I do like them.
Speaker 4 (33:49):
Fireworks are instant gratification.
Speaker 5 (33:52):
Nobody, ninety five percent of people don't do it safely,
and apparently seventy five percent of the motherfuckers do it
in the daylight. So look, man, a year or two
ago with big shoulder, lor banned these ships in the
city so people couldn't be dumb.
Speaker 4 (34:13):
No, they banned these a long time ago. I know
she just read banned. Now.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
They're not another fairly band. They just we never care,
We never get they band. He's back in uh what's
his name? Daily Days. He's been banned since Daily Days.
Why do you think we keep going across the border
to go get them. We all we can have now
let me rephrase it. They've banned it back in daily
days where all you can get here is basic bottle rockets,
(34:39):
the you know, the quick quiet one.
Speaker 4 (34:41):
Such sluts, they're such sluts.
Speaker 5 (34:45):
I stepped two feet Indiana and it's a fucking T
and T shop next to across the street from a
T and T shop, Like you all, y'all the sluts
do better.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
No, it's because they know, they know why make him
hunt for the product and we can break the product too.
They sitting the on the border.
Speaker 5 (35:00):
Are pure sluts, and you cannot wait for niggers to
come across.
Speaker 4 (35:04):
That's why you niggas got Gary. That's her.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
Honestly, Idiana ain't got nu fuck them. Indian ain't got
nothing but the fourth of July. Look, there's nothing good
about Indiana until right now. I feel like this is
the only time they get money. Like as a state,
they wait till the fourth of July, knowing that we're
gonna come over there and bop everything.
Speaker 5 (35:25):
And then y'all got real close with the pacers and
then a.
Speaker 2 (35:30):
True but maybe they'll have the w NBA to win.
They get Caitlin Clarker, she can ball.
Speaker 5 (35:39):
That's that's the literal great white hope.
Speaker 4 (35:42):
Yeah, that's about it. They are what do they call them?
Damn shit?
Speaker 5 (35:47):
All we got is the Chicago fire because lord knows,
the Bulls sucked dick.
Speaker 4 (35:52):
Yeah, but one.
Speaker 2 (35:54):
Day will be better. One day as soon as we
get management. Soon as they sell the team, I think
we'll be all right on their way out.
Speaker 4 (36:01):
Thank God. What do you.
Speaker 5 (36:03):
Think the Bulls would actually get because the Lakers just
got ten billion and I didn't think they was gonna
get that.
Speaker 4 (36:11):
As in they they sold the Lakers. Yeah, the bus family,
they sold it and they got ten bill.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
If the Bulls sold in its current state, I think
it's like five hundred million. No, I think they'd be
seven to fifty at least. I think so, because it's
it's still a prime city, it's a big market to
it's a solid market. It's with history, it's with history,
and with a solid fan base. Regardless of how bad
(36:41):
the team is, we still support the Bulls.
Speaker 5 (36:45):
It's just we got to that much worse than the
Lakers and they got Lebron, right, So.
Speaker 2 (36:50):
That's what I'm saying, Like, we're not terrible We're just
not good. We're just not good at all, and there's
not much to look forward to. But with some management shift,
and I think it's a mix of two things. We
need management shift and then we need like a strong like, look,
we're changing the game and they got to stick to it.
Speaker 5 (37:09):
For me, I think I don't know, Chicago ain't sexy
no more. No, Chicago ain't sexy no more.
Speaker 4 (37:17):
No.
Speaker 5 (37:18):
It's been a very long time where niggas be like,
I want to play for the Bulls. Really since twenty
eleven Rows, that's really been.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
It then it wasn't even maybe a absolutely but yeah, no,
it's not that, And I think that's the problem. It's
not that we're not a sexy or marketable city. Is
we don't know how to market the city anymore.
Speaker 5 (37:45):
Got released, it would probably still rather just be released
than come here. Yeah, like it would be out all season.
I feel like you STI would rather do that than
come here.
Speaker 4 (37:56):
That we did. We had a test, we tried to
get a couple of.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
Years, were supposed to get Lillard. We're supposed to pull Mellow.
Mellow is on my biggest like, why couldn't we pull
that off?
Speaker 4 (38:08):
Motherfuckers?
Speaker 5 (38:09):
Was at a bodega eating a sandwich and we couldn't
get the nigga the fuck.
Speaker 4 (38:13):
Yeah No, that was pathetic.
Speaker 2 (38:15):
Now, honestly, it wouldn't take much to resell the Bulls,
But you gotta sell the Bulls the way that we
want to see the Bulls. You gotta sell the Bulls
as a city team and not a national basketball team,
if that makes sense, and you make that shift, and
it'll change the entire culture of the team right away.
You gotta start pulling in some og vetts, not to play,
(38:37):
but just to be in the locker room, like if
they pulled Rolls back to the city as like a consultant.
Speaker 5 (38:42):
I was going to say, all them niggas are old,
and haters talking about pipping Jordan niggas are old.
Speaker 2 (38:49):
Well, yeah, Jordan might work, but I don't think it
would work as ownership.
Speaker 5 (38:54):
I don't think the city would would shell out the
money for Jordan. No, no, they wouldn't. But you you
gott to bring like a Rose or a Wade into
the city. Again, maybe not way Rose there for a
fucking cup of coffee.
Speaker 4 (39:07):
Wade also is a Chicago native.
Speaker 2 (39:09):
Yeah, so you gotta bring That's what I'm saying, it's
not bringing a face. It's not the face that you want.
It's to Chicago's style mentality. If you bring that back
first and then bring players that play like we like
to see, then it would change the culture of the team.
Speaker 5 (39:24):
Y'all let Jimmy go to fucking Miami and Golden State.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
We could have brought Jimmy back, we had him. I'm
telling you this is what we'll fix the team. I'm
not a fact. I'm I'm telling you can.
Speaker 4 (39:38):
Fix the Bulls. You bring back h. D.
Speaker 2 (39:40):
Rose is like an ambassador kind of right, No, it's
an ambassador and don't give a fun nobody gives. But
nobody gave about know when he was playing. We just
liked it because he was kind of like we like
the niggas personality. I don't like his hooping skills.
Speaker 4 (39:55):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (39:56):
So you bring Rose back is an ambassador. Y'all gonna
hate me for this and slave me for this. Don't
Bozer bring back John Moran. You trade to get John
Moran to the team. You got John Moran and you
pull them off and bring him to the team.
Speaker 4 (40:13):
I'm not bad at that. Oh, not bad at that.
I don't know how great that is. Not great great
a decision, that is.
Speaker 2 (40:23):
But pr PR is gonna be interesting. But you know
what's gonna Who's gonna flock to the games all of
a sudden. Chicago is in general, definitely, That's all I'm saying.
So you gotta you gotta speak to Chicago for a minute,
you know what I mean, Not for long, but for
a minute.
Speaker 5 (40:44):
I don't know, would y'all leave?
Speaker 2 (40:46):
I think he might, he might, but you gotta remember
he was He was real tight with Rose, He real
tyran Rose, and he all roads got really just whisper
in his hairs, like you ain't finna catch a chip
and in Memphis, and you definitely ain't finna get the
rate even with a chip in Memphis.
Speaker 4 (41:05):
It ain't gonna hit as hard.
Speaker 5 (41:06):
Get a chip in But then he could say, I'm
not gonna get a chip in Chicago, but.
Speaker 4 (41:10):
You can build.
Speaker 2 (41:10):
But you can build in that chip, that potential chip
in Chicago, finna go crazy versus then the potential chip
in Memphis. Winning a chip in Memphis ain't finna hit hard. Yes,
I can hear it. It's fireworks.
Speaker 4 (41:25):
I'm saying, it's eleven thirty breaking all the KFE. You
don't even care. It's eleven thirty hit the morning. They
can't see shit.
Speaker 5 (41:40):
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, It's okay. But like who else
I actually I did? I never thought the job rent,
but I actually lovedaal Giants Chicago. It was don't know
if places hip around more shooters is great, you know,
but again, if.
Speaker 2 (41:57):
You put a soulid and Bancelador light d Rose around
him like d Rose, pretty much his whole job is
the baby, said.
Speaker 5 (42:04):
Jah, because the thing is, I can't think of nobody
else you can entice. Because I also feel like we
have horrible fucking rotations. Do niggas got like seven small forwards?
Why exactly? We had fucking five point guards? But then
we got rid of them Ball.
Speaker 2 (42:25):
They got rid of because they moved Kobe White too,
and I was like, y'all sick in ahead, not Kobe too.
So other than bringing Jah, you gotta start small in
the beginning. So you bring Jah, and I'm thinking you
bring a veteran big in.
Speaker 4 (42:39):
Oh veteran big.
Speaker 5 (42:40):
I was gonna say, well, no, uh, Lillard is probably
all next season.
Speaker 2 (42:46):
Yeah No, I don't. I don't think we're picking up bluellerd.
If we could, that'd be cool, but I wouldn't. I
wouldn't shoot my shot.
Speaker 5 (42:52):
Where the fuck is LaMarcus Aldridge?
Speaker 4 (42:54):
That's what I was little? Why the fuck is by guy?
That was my guy?
Speaker 5 (42:59):
Into twenty two, I think Altars is still floating fucking
Bobby parts. By bringing him back.
Speaker 4 (43:04):
To the Bulls, you could get away with.
Speaker 2 (43:07):
I don't think that's the one we need, but that
wouldn't be bad either.
Speaker 5 (43:11):
He started going crazy as soon as he left.
Speaker 2 (43:13):
Yes, like all players do. All players just get a
lot better once they walk out the door. But now
we need a veteran bit. I hate to say it,
you know, it actually could work a little bit. It
wouldn't be the perfect mix, but it'll be a star
power thing. Shoot me, if you will for it. You
might want to grab Dwight. The White can still hoop.
Speaker 4 (43:35):
D White's in the Big Three?
Speaker 2 (43:36):
I know, and Wen they didn't pull Big Three players
many times. That is that is not uncommon.
Speaker 4 (43:42):
Wait, who are you don't tell me you were heard
Nate Robinson.
Speaker 2 (43:45):
They did pull Nate once before, Yes, and they also
brought Joe Joe Johnson out of the three three.
Speaker 4 (43:51):
Joe Johnson brought who brought Nate back. I forgot where
he played.
Speaker 2 (43:57):
He played for literally like half a season, even for long,
but he was more of a spot filler.
Speaker 4 (44:03):
I will say that. But they brought him when we
let go the first time.
Speaker 2 (44:08):
I wasn't He was only that to sell tickets and
he didn't sell many. But I think we could bring
if we brought the white you got. Now you've got
John Dwight on the same team.
Speaker 5 (44:19):
But then you bringing the freak offs to Chicago. It's
gonna get weird real fast with Dwhight in the city.
Speaker 4 (44:25):
Who's selling tickets? I don't know if d White is
selling tickets.
Speaker 2 (44:29):
White is selling tickets the whitest who gave a shit
about the Big Three? Until I seen what's the other one? Lance,
Stevenson and Dwight playing in the Big Three? And then
I'm like, oh, let me go check some of these
games out.
Speaker 4 (44:41):
Because the motherfuckers were here. Oh we have we had
a we had a team now.
Speaker 2 (44:45):
Yeah, I know, which is pretty dope. Honestly I could.
I'm not saying pull them, but Lance is bawling, Lance
is hooping. I wouldn't be mad at bringing in Lance.
Fuck it, No, that would be a better mix to
bring in Lan Stevens. He gonna bench, He's gonna benched
any damn way. But bringing in for the you know,
(45:05):
the aura, the vibe, the aggression, their ridiculousness. You bring
Lance in job and you start building around them. Slowly,
we got a team again. If nothing else, we got
somebody to watch.
Speaker 4 (45:19):
Definitely, John Ao. I wouldn't mind that. I don't know about.
Speaker 2 (45:24):
I'm telling you, but we need. What I'm saying is
we need an old nigga. We need an old dude
to just bring in number of your vibe, energy and
some discipline to the locker room. Like I'm looking for
culture dudes.
Speaker 4 (45:37):
I don't. I don't really know culture dudes that that
still cares, that's still care.
Speaker 5 (45:42):
That's the hardbody getting on the fucking podcast like they
try to stop it our lane.
Speaker 4 (45:46):
I don't know. I don't know why. And y'all ain't
good at it. Fucking PZ thirteen down there ain't fucking
down there no more?
Speaker 5 (45:54):
Do y who he played for the Phillies Philadephia. Shit,
I don't know that because Gilly the Kid went on
there and talked crazy to that nigga like he does.
Speaker 4 (46:06):
Like you you don't do ship for us.
Speaker 2 (46:09):
He would crazy almost And I'm and this might be
thoroughbred blasting. I think I could out hooop Paul Paul George.
Now all right, look man, I ain't seen this. Nigga
play three games in a row. I can play three
games in a row. I might outhoot Paul George.
Speaker 5 (46:27):
If niggas could sign I ain't gonna lie. It's one thing.
If niggas could actually sign podcasters, because Kevin Gard that
is right there, Kevin Garden that and Paul Pierce is
right there.
Speaker 4 (46:43):
If somebody could, if Chicago signed them too, oh, just
bring him into the league. A yet they still they
still go. They not doing nothing.
Speaker 5 (46:54):
And if Kevin Guard Guard, Paul Piers, John Moran and
a Yo do with it.
Speaker 4 (47:00):
I don't know if that's safe.
Speaker 5 (47:02):
Don't even it's safe. But let's make the city dangerous again.
Speaker 4 (47:08):
Make the city dangerous again as a hell of a.
Speaker 2 (47:16):
I might not pull PG, but KG might be nuts.
And I don't think Rondo is all the way out yet.
I don't think I'd rather do KG and Rondo thank
and Paul Paul Pierce them oh fun.
Speaker 5 (47:38):
But if you get Rondo and around together, you might
as well just killed the other team.
Speaker 2 (47:43):
Yeah, like, oh my god, and it will put butts
and seeds. It's gonna definitely change the culture back to
what it needed to be. We fit to be killers,
make the city dangers.
Speaker 4 (47:59):
We ain't gonna be like shooters, but we be shooters. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (48:05):
That's and that's exactly why you leave Paul Pierce out
because I need somebody reporting it. And Paul reported like
they got shooters out there. They got not buch shooters.
They ain't hitting, but they shooting. And then we just
need we need a white boy in the corner.
Speaker 4 (48:25):
We need a We got one of the Nicolas.
Speaker 5 (48:27):
It's a million, and we got one of them.
Speaker 2 (48:31):
We ain't got the right one. We can probably snatch
Porzingis crissed up. I think we can snatch it. I
think we can manage the Porzingis, whether he's in New York.
I think in New York still, we can maybe manage
a Porzingis.
Speaker 4 (48:49):
Nigga who is the who is the head coach?
Speaker 5 (48:51):
Because if we get Tipodo back, then I'm all with
the shooters.
Speaker 4 (48:55):
But see that's the thing, tip It running the fuck
out the shooters.
Speaker 2 (48:59):
But this thing think he gonna try and manage him
whereas we need somebody finna let him go. We need
somebody that's gonna let him go. We needed like a
Juwan Howard kind of coaching style. It's just like, look,
I ain't finna say nothing to him, like go ahead
and do what you do. We need a we need
a what's what's our boy from the heat for a
few years. Oh, just like I'm not coaching him. I'm
(49:22):
just gonna let him run round.
Speaker 4 (49:24):
You need. What you need is not a coach. You
needed off the court manager.
Speaker 2 (49:29):
Just make sure them niggas go from the court to
the to the hotel and take that as as the bed.
Speaker 4 (49:35):
That's all we need. I love. I kind of love
this fantasy booking. We're doing this, but I don't think
we ever finna do it. But if we're gonna be.
Speaker 5 (49:46):
I feel like that one Westbrook, don't get my hopes up.
Westbrook is actually my favorite player in the league, and
he's not doing much in Denver.
Speaker 4 (50:01):
They trying and then they released him.
Speaker 5 (50:04):
Damn Really in the past couple of days, I think
they released don't quote me on trying to get him
with uh Durant. I know, wasn't I feel like Durant
was talking about coming to Chicago at one point.
Speaker 4 (50:15):
They know we wanted Durant.
Speaker 2 (50:17):
It was between Durant and Mellow that time, and everybody
in mind was like, we got neither, and we got neither.
Speaker 4 (50:22):
Right, we got Wade, We got Wade, and we were like,
we want it. I mean, that was cool. It was
as a star. Wade was a star, yes, and by
the time we got him, he was a.
Speaker 5 (50:34):
Bench star, not a bench player. He just wasn't a man.
Speaker 2 (50:39):
I was at least hoping if he was gonna get Wade,
they was gonna reopen Moon Oys because his dad was
dead set on reopening more oiks.
Speaker 4 (50:47):
And I was like, look, I.
Speaker 5 (50:48):
Felt like if we would have got Carmelo, our whole
fucking sports history would be different. Like Mellow wasn't gonna
play with these niggas, No, and then Mellow would now
be supporting the young.
Speaker 4 (51:01):
The Mellow would have been around a lot longer.
Speaker 5 (51:05):
It would have kept Rip Hamilton in some capacity.
Speaker 4 (51:07):
It would have been nice to keep we fucked up
a lot.
Speaker 2 (51:11):
Yeah, that's fine, but I mean, on the bright side,
the Rose get a statue, though of course it's gonna
look better than waves. Everything would look better than waves.
And that was Wade being a bitch and saying, okay,
it's Ardigga was ugly. Just because your kid looked like
(51:32):
a mishmash, don't mean your statue got to too bar More.
I love that it is no longer pride mon I
can say whatever the funk I won't. Jesus, did you
see that video where he was teaching the son how
to dribble and the nigga was working with his ass
bouncing over his ass. That ship was hilarious as fucking me. No,
(51:52):
that nigga can't dictate his own house so I could
run a team.
Speaker 4 (51:55):
Man, I really wish I didn't. I really wish I
still didn't know.
Speaker 2 (52:01):
I'm sorry who who I would say this if we
were to pick up a new player. There's only one
player that I absolutely don't want our team, and it's Cat.
Speaker 4 (52:11):
No offense, I don't want care. I feel like I
knew that. I feel like I knew that she was
gonna say that.
Speaker 2 (52:16):
Well, yeah, because I think Cat is the softest player
on the face of the earth. I don't won't catch
anywhere near our team.
Speaker 5 (52:23):
I wish we could poach some of them. Pacer niggas.
Why because they too some of them niggas is too
cold to be on the Pacers, is what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (52:33):
The team they are so, they are a solid team.
They are a solid team.
Speaker 5 (52:39):
Like if we would have had Halliburn, we probably would
have wasted them.
Speaker 4 (52:42):
But that's exactly because you said like we weren't gonna
suck them up.
Speaker 5 (52:46):
I fucking hate the Bulls, Yo, I swear I've never
hated something I love so much.
Speaker 4 (52:53):
I hate the niggas White Sox. I don't know, I'm
not I'm not involved in baseball. I just want to
win sometimes sometimes sometimes I can't wait for the.
Speaker 5 (53:07):
The only time I stick up for the White Sox
is when Cubs fans are around.
Speaker 2 (53:12):
This part of it. Same thing with the Bears. I
don't like the Bears at all, but let a green
Bay show up.
Speaker 5 (53:18):
No, no, no, I'm not on that wagon.
Speaker 4 (53:22):
No. I was a green Bay fan for a while.
Oh fuck you.
Speaker 5 (53:26):
Then I went from green Bay. I went from Bears.
I went from Bears, took Green Bay.
Speaker 4 (53:31):
Oh you one of them, You a piece of shit.
Then I went from green Bay to the Niners. The
Niners on purpose for who it was when Colin was
going crazy. It was twenty eleven, so.
Speaker 2 (53:43):
You had a year, yeah, literally barely that and after that,
I was just floating in the atmosphere. I would like
for people to start to admit though, that Colin Kaepernet
wasn't that good. Like I like, people will still be like,
why he can't make it to the league cause.
Speaker 4 (53:59):
Niggas though he was all right?
Speaker 5 (54:02):
He was, but the league changed the same reason why
Cam doesn't why Cam retired exactly, it's not a it's
not a running league anymore, and them niggas don't protect
running quarterbacks anymore.
Speaker 4 (54:18):
So a lot of.
Speaker 2 (54:20):
A lot of those a lot of those quarterbacks from
that era either left or fell off right.
Speaker 4 (54:28):
So I'm not mad at.
Speaker 2 (54:29):
Niggas leaving, no, no, no, but I'm mad at him for
not being pure threats says. As much as I liked
Cam in the moment, he was a he was a
running back, barely a quarterback, so you I won't call
him a running quarterback because running quarterbacks run up the
size or the middle, and he was dancing on the corners,
and I'm like, who the fuck's gonna protect your way
(54:51):
in the fuck out there?
Speaker 4 (54:52):
The receivers like that's on you, slide. Nigga also didn't
need nobody to protect him. True, So what I'm saying is,
don't be made when you get clocked. Slide. Yeah, that's
some of you. Maybe be a passing threat. The nigga
was never a threat in a pocket. No, Colin was.
Speaker 2 (55:10):
Colin was a little more of a threat in the pocket,
but he got comfortable running way too often, so all
you had to do, you didn't even have to pressure him.
You just had to get him out the pocket. And
then he was hot garbage. All of a sudden, it's like, oh,
he ain't comfortable. Now he's trash.
Speaker 4 (55:25):
And Russell is I don't even know that.
Speaker 5 (55:28):
Niggas that nigga got one foot out because they had
the teams ain't really fun with him, No, no, But it's.
Speaker 2 (55:34):
Another one where he wasn't as great as like we
talked him up to be great. But he was never
as great as we talked him up to be. I
like Russell, I don't think he's bad either. It's just
he's a middle of the pack quarterback and it ain't
nothing wrong with that. Sometimes sometimes you just be middle
of the back.
Speaker 4 (55:50):
Aaron Rodgers's old shit's crazy. Aaron Rodgers is the last
of an era. And I'm sad. I am too. I
told you I was a green Bay fan, and he got,
he got.
Speaker 5 (56:02):
It's been a process of going out sad since twenty
twenty three because left the Packers, got signed, got hurt.
Speaker 2 (56:11):
The next week, he literally followed Brett Farre's career. I
thought that was quite impressive. That's literally Brett Far's career.
That's your fault, that's your fault. I thought he's gonna
do decent in Pittsburgh.
Speaker 4 (56:25):
Like, oh, I thought it. Like, wasn't it the Jets
or some shit?
Speaker 2 (56:27):
Yeah, he went to the Jets. Let's say exactly the
same thing Brett Farv did. He went from green Bay
to the Jets, Jets, Big Foff went to the Vikings.
He went to the Packers or not the Packers, Pittsburgh Steelers.
And now they're just like man, I don't think so
so say lovey to the Bears.
Speaker 4 (56:46):
I don't care.
Speaker 2 (56:47):
Get out, free up the traffic baby should have built,
should have built George Lucas Estate Museum. Don't know why
they fucked that up. That could have been the thing
we could have had. George Lucas's Museum, and I wouldn't
have to go to Disney World to see some dope
star warship.
Speaker 4 (57:04):
Can nothing in this city? Are we had time? Sure?
What time are we at? H?
Speaker 2 (57:16):
Well, that means we got time. I just don't know
what else to talk about, so I fuck it. Well
an episode, short, short, er ish episode today.
Speaker 5 (57:29):
Stay alive. Hopefully you're still alive. I'm say you're not
watching this from the upper room.
Speaker 2 (57:35):
But if you are like common to subscribe and tell
Jesus to boost my stats? Can I ask for a
boosting stats from Jesus? Is that is that blasphemy?
Speaker 4 (57:45):
I mean I pray for abundance.
Speaker 2 (57:49):
Abundance is one thing I want stat boost artificially boost
my status. Baby, create more people to watch this show,
part to see of trash podcasting so I can be seen.
Get these dudes with jobs out my way. You've already
got a career. You don't need a podcast too. It's
(58:12):
not fair, you know what I'm saying, Paul George. Maybe
if you went to the gym you could play instead
of podcasts. I can understand Mello having won, Melo's retired
be out the game and it's literally just New York bullshit.
But PG got a contract like you got a current contract.
(58:34):
I got more Paul George podcast clips on my feed.
I do ooping clips.
Speaker 5 (58:40):
Paul George might beat the New Street close. Yeah, Anthony, Oh,
I'm not mine.
Speaker 4 (58:49):
I was surprised. You ain't say Anthony Davis for a
big No, absolutely not. I want somebody that can play.
Speaker 5 (58:55):
He's been playing now, just on a team with no
fucking notoriety the way playing for the Mavericks. Like I said,
Mavericks was good for a hot minute.
Speaker 2 (59:09):
That every all it was. Everybody got injured at the
same time. Mind you, he's injured again, So what did
you expect? It was that and the fact that they
lost Luca. But Lucas also fat and trash and if
I'm not mistaken, they trying to trade him again. They
(59:29):
just Luca the Lakers. Yeah, they just got the nigga
best player and they also like it, just trash ass,
non working, fat nig off my team.
Speaker 4 (59:40):
When Lebron is still outscoring you.
Speaker 2 (59:41):
You should probably go we can get something for you,
trade them while the prospects is still high. No, because
we come to Chicago that nigga ain't never playing again.
He's gonna turn to Charles Barkley like, we don't need
the round mount of PGS.
Speaker 4 (59:55):
Man, that's fucking terrible.
Speaker 2 (59:57):
Nigga being beasts all day ever, like hell no, no,
fuck that. And then you're trying to bring him and
John Moran. No, he finna just be fat and ignorant.
He might be a detriment to Chicago because they ain't
be like, that's what Chicago do when you get that, now,
I'm cool. Ain't nobody gonna want to play? No, No,
(01:00:19):
let's keep Luca out out the city.
Speaker 4 (01:00:20):
No offense Luke.
Speaker 2 (01:00:22):
No, not you, any other white boy, any other white
boy for the corner, just not not Luke, not Luca.
But yeah, no, that's the show. We'll see a uh Wednesday.
Have a nice day, see you later. Goodbye to
There's a International World Air Guitar Championships that happens every
summer and it's coming up in a few weeks.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
So no, because I can actually play in Ulu Finland.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
They were the first. Yeah, it's always Finland.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
They were the first ones to hold the Air Guitar
Championships and they're currently the ones that hold it every
single year. But the US started THEIRS the last few years.
So in San Francisco on July. It's locations in San
Francisco in July.
Speaker 5 (00:48):
Oh my gosh, you.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
Lost the information. You lost the facts. Kelly has been lost.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
There's little facts here, Okay.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Twenty six July twenty six, there's gonna be the the
Air Guitar Championships in San Francisco. It can be rock
and metal, it can be other genres, but no physical
guitars are allowed.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
I wonder if somebody is hitting with a country song
at an air guitar spot that sounds off like, I
don't think I would want to hear Achy Breaky Heart.
I love it so soft now, I don't think those hit.
Speaker 4 (01:30):
And you can't do Taylor Swift either. What are they
judging on?
Speaker 1 (01:35):
I'm kind of curious originality, stage presence, technical merit, which
is like accuracy and skill and airness Michael Jordan, which
is the extent to which the performance transcends.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
These are a lot of.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Stripped up and becomes an air an art form in itself.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
I am.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
I hope they are sponsored by Kiss. That would make
me feel so much more happier.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
They are not focused.
Speaker 4 (02:15):
I hate Kiss. I actually hate Kiss.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
They sold air guitar strings. I don't know if I
mentioned that on the show before. Yeah, they sold air
guitar strings. This is why we hate Kiss and we
hate Geene Simmons with the passion. He is a horrible
human being. The band sucks. It's never been good. If
you are a Kiss fan, you're pathetic and you need
to listen to bet her music.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
I'd go.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
I don't know if I go as a patron though,
because what are you really watching?
Speaker 3 (02:40):
But I also have full on performances.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
I guess.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Do they have other instruments or is it just ericdhar Like,
are there air drummers? It depends do they have air vocalists?
Speaker 1 (02:49):
So the competition is for air guitar. But if you
want to have a full on band, you can do that.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
That was crazy.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Their vocalist not sing to perform.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
I like that.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Actually, I think that's what they should do, is switching
from er guitar full Battle of the non bands. Just
nobody's playing an instrument. Everybody's faking until they make it.
I'm actually pretty good with that. That's not bad other
than kiss, probably kiss, sponsoring one at some point would
make me sick. I really don't like kiss, like you
(03:27):
have no idea my disparage for Kiss. I don't like kiss,
and I don't like Kiss fans at all. Kissing Slayer
fans are like not my like, my mortal enemies. But
just like, if that's all you like.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
I don't. I don't trust you in your musical taste.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
That's all you got. You got some weird musical tastes
and you got a bad fandom choice.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
But I guess that's pretty dope. Can they do other
air things?
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Like?
Speaker 4 (03:54):
I feel like er guitar has been the thing for
so long it didn't say you good? I mean, I
guess you could. So.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Finland's been holding it since nineteen ninety six and they've
done it every summer since then.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
With somebody who did air grunge. What how did you
try to buy other air variations?
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Figure, yeah, let it be gruns is a version of
ra okay, and if they did air gruns, most likely
they're doing like a Nirvana thing, right, would you air
kill yourself at the end of your Oh.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
My god, no, that's like the show.
Speaker 6 (04:36):
Why.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Welcome back to another episode of the Nonsense Podcast. I
happen to be F and Bob, the FN host, the
F and CEO of F and Entertainment, and a bunch
of other stuff you don't really care about with me
as always handy, invincible, my bias, baby face, and my
F and co's and a man of a thousand nicknames.
(05:43):
We got Kelly over there and Chad back here. How's
everybody doing?
Speaker 1 (05:49):
That?
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Is the cast and crew? An?
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Well, it's still hot. It is a little hot. It
was hotter than I expected.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
It was cooler a minute ago.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
I guess the rain really just cooled me off real.
But it's a cool and breezy day. Do we break
kay fab and let him know it's fourth of July.
I don't think it matters. It's a fourth of July recording.
But this was well after the fourth of July. I
hope you had a good and safe one. How you doing, Kelly,
if you in Chicago at the cross roads, good grief?
Speaker 4 (06:22):
You a right call. I'm loving to think, well, you
should buy a shirt just to go with that phrase.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Chad, he's gonna write you up if.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
If he does well, can you write up the CEO?
He could be fired? He can be fired. I'm glad
you're doing good.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Hopefully everybody at home is doing well on this Monday
morning after.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
A three day weekend.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
I hope it was well received and well well enjoyed.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
What's going on with you? Nothing? Mass scratch good times?
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Yeah, hanging in a child line good times. I only
know that line minds you because of Dave Chappelle.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
I love that. Learning from comedians, learning from comedians.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
So I guess we can just cut right into the
Shenanigans of the week and the weekend in the past week,
because updates and whatnot. Did he damn near going home?
Speaker 4 (07:27):
Almost?
Speaker 5 (07:28):
He damn near going home almost? I don't think he
was getting out. I don't think he's getting no time.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Well, no, he has to get some time because he's
he's gotten convicted for two so I think.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
But those two don't have a minimum.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
No, they don't have a minimum, but they don't they
very much have a maximum. So I think at worse
he's gonna get maybe a year year and a half.
But depending on if the judge is a jackass or not,
they're most likely going to cover him with the time
he's already spent in jail. That's coming up on five months.
(08:03):
So I'll see that nigga Christmas. More than likely I'll
be seeing him in the streets Christmas. That first freak
off is.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
Gonna be crazy when you get out, because he ain't
gonna stop. Can't stop, won't stop.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
Take that like, go boat man. I called it, this
is nothing. I told you so.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
Moment.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Well, when I heard Rico charges, the first thing I
thought was wins the last time you got anybody on
Rico exactly. They weren't gonna get him on Rico. And
then they started dropping charges like two days before he
was getting sentenced. I'm like, oh yeah, they finished, just
go ahead and let this man go home. I was like,
I kind of seen it coming. Which surprised me the most,
(08:47):
but didn't surprise me was the people outside.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
I don't know if you caught that a little bit.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
It was the people outside cheering and chilling and then
dousing themselves and baby oil, which is okay, so you
didn't see.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
The fuck?
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Yeah, no, they was outside just like popa champagne, but
it was baby or throwing it on themselves. It was
crazy I've ever seen. It was literally Boone Docks. It
was one to see the Boone Docks. They just got
the artists wrong. They used our kellen. It was supposed
to be it was supposed to be Diddy. So it
was one of those things where I've seen it coming.
(09:26):
But are you surprised at any of it?
Speaker 5 (09:30):
I am surprised. Maybe I thought he was gonna I
think he's gonna get.
Speaker 4 (09:37):
Like three to five. It's possible. I think he might
get a little less because he ain't.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
He's not violent, and I'm thinking of pure law they're
gonna get hit him with like he's not violent, He's
not a detriment to anybody except for Cassie.
Speaker 5 (09:56):
There was no way for Rico because he wasn't getting
any money.
Speaker 4 (09:59):
He was not spending.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
He was spending money, so the Rico charge was stupid.
That was just because they really wanted to get.
Speaker 5 (10:05):
On life that he was using company money for his
ship and saw me, baby, he.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Knew what he was doing. He knew what he was doing.
And again it was too many consent, consistent adults in
this scenario. So Rico is just not It was not viable.
And they keep throwing Rico out because remember they tried
to hit trumpet Rico, and I'm like, he wasn't getting
cold Rico either. Rico was meant from mobsters, and none
of these dudes are monsters.
Speaker 5 (10:35):
But they tried with the wild sale case. They did
really try and then didn't get that one.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
Didn't get that one either. I would like to know
when was the last time Rico stuck, Like when they
actually like threw it out there.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
Somebody got charged with Rico fucking meat? Did he? I
don't know. I was I saying like if he did,
he actually, like, I'd be surprised. I don't think he should.
He was in that motherfucker for years. I would have
soon now because Rico's damn near wife.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
You've been in that long time, you've been in a
minute though, I might have to look into that. Look
if you can't, Kelly, let me know somebody actually got
charged and convicted with Rico other than a mobster, because
I don't think it's possible. No, No, I wasn't surprised
at all. I thought I was like Daddy Finna walk
Walk Walk, And I'm still on. I can't wait for
(11:24):
the next album.
Speaker 5 (11:25):
Different type of club walk, right, Okay.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
If he does a remix, I ain't gonna be mad that.
I ain't gonna We have a list of people charged to.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
Rico Okaya convicted, Yes, convicted, Okay.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Uh, John Godie, I don't know, Jesus very objeous.
Speaker 4 (11:53):
That's the last one.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
Well that wasn't that. That's a list. I don't know
time frames here.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
I think it was a long time ago.
Speaker 5 (12:01):
That's like the Untouchables, the bel.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Ninety two is what it says. Gambino family.
Speaker 5 (12:12):
Yeah, mob Yeah, all the niggas we know, all the
famous niggas we know.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
It says the Brooklyn Rapper.
Speaker 4 (12:22):
Rapp, the Brooklyn Brother. No, that's he.
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Was a leader of the Gorilla Stone National Nation Gang.
Speaker 4 (12:33):
Yeah, it's it's mobster ship. So so far, so good.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
More gang members the Mafia family are Kelly R.
Speaker 4 (12:46):
Kelly was was he charged with RINCO.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
The singer was convicted of racketeering and sex traf under
no ship.
Speaker 5 (12:55):
He wasn't getting no money. He couldn't even real contract.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
Damn. That's not all his lawyers couldn't read either. They
got that the stick Damn.
Speaker 5 (13:04):
That's great. Damn, Yo, I'm sorry. I mean, yeah, that's why.
That's why they're not appealing your ship. No lawyers couldn't.
Speaker 4 (13:11):
Read God damn.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Yeah, all right, you reneate the whole resident conversation now,
So I'm like, they don't get Rico to stick and
got it on R Kelly Damn. Okay, I apologize, learn
I learned something new today. Did not know they call
R Kelly Rico damn, and he needed to get better lawyers.
They didn't even get that into a bathroom break. Yeah,
(13:38):
that's just it's funny to me. He's the only he's
the only man in court that was denied a bathroom breaking.
I think that's very funny. I think the judge was
on the bit. He knew the bit, and he knew
it was gonna stick.
Speaker 4 (13:50):
Trip trip trip.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
So yeah, no, that was I guess that's your last
and final Diddy update. Util he gets convicted with something.
Speaker 5 (14:01):
Yeah, we need sentencing, but but that's not you know,
we gotta stay until citizen, right.
Speaker 4 (14:08):
Which again.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
I mean again, if the judge is not a complete
piece of shit, that's gonna get added into his sentencing time.
So it's like, what's the difference between now later? Might
as well stay though, No, that's that's pretty much your
last ditty update until October unless you drop an album.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
Now, if he drops out of somebody whack his ass
in there, that's possible. But I don't think anybody, right,
I don't think anybody. I don't think he's in jimp pop. No,
I think he chilling. If anybody is chilling in prison.
Speaker 5 (14:41):
Yeah, I don't know if y'all saw fucking exit wounds
with d MX, goddamn, but but the jail scene, but
that nigga was in the steaks and smokers of gods. Yeah,
I think that nigga chilling.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Yeah, Diddy is one percent chilling. Don't nobody want no problem?
And plus I'd be afraid of Diddy if anything seen
what he did and when he was free.
Speaker 5 (15:02):
No, if you hear about him like and come on
a numbers, you might go in there in audition.
Speaker 4 (15:09):
That's true.
Speaker 5 (15:10):
Hey daddy, you know he like motherfuckers call him daddy
and calling niggas daddy.
Speaker 4 (15:16):
It depends you a security guard.
Speaker 5 (15:19):
The security guards gotta be in there tripping, like, first
of all, stop calling me daddy and maate.
Speaker 4 (15:26):
Then take it of all, put your clothes on.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Fuck just throw this south though, as a guard, do
you ask for autograph? I don't think that's far.
Speaker 4 (15:38):
I'm sure I wouldn't. I'm sure.
Speaker 5 (15:40):
I'm sure niggas. I'm sure niggas have. Wayne was in Rikers,
which allegedly he was also fucking some of them security guards.
Which why would you have female security guards at Rikers?
I don't get that part.
Speaker 4 (15:52):
But equality, baby a disaster. Man, would you get something
something on Independence days?
Speaker 6 (16:04):
Look?
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Man, inequality and independence is two different things, baby, yeah, right,
the party and he did.
Speaker 5 (16:13):
Oh he is fighting for his right, his ass a.
What if he having a time in there, he could
be he could be having he could.
Speaker 4 (16:22):
Be able to having the fucking slice with all in prison.
Speaker 5 (16:28):
What if he doing freak offs in prison, nigga, that's crazy.
Speaker 4 (16:33):
All right?
Speaker 5 (16:34):
God unlocked the sales at three am. We fail to
have a I mean he got the money to pull
it off, yo, No, they got They got ps five's
and phones in jail. I need I need niggas to
release the jail freaking.
Speaker 4 (16:55):
Look man, all right, I don't want to see that.
That's I don't want to see it. But somebody else
wants to prove.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
That that motherfucker isn't there wallet gag, because then they're
gonna be like, all right, let's get this guy out there.
Speaker 4 (17:06):
You haven't do much fun. A bad nigga having fun
of Jawn, Yo, that's crazy me. R Kelly is for
sure he putting on concerts and ship. I don't think
he's having fun at all. I think because.
Speaker 5 (17:19):
His his boy roomors was real quiet and real short.
Speaker 4 (17:23):
Yeah, I don't think. But what I'm saying is I
think R Kelly like don't nobody dislike R Kelly like that?
Speaker 5 (17:30):
No, but they don't like when you fuck with kids
in jail. They might have tried him a couple of times.
But also this motherfucker's in is in prison getting booked
for like cameos, birthday like birthday wishes and ship.
Speaker 4 (17:45):
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
I think people, I mean on the outside, yes, on
the outside, are paying for this nigga in his prison
orange just to wish their happy birthday that is.
Speaker 5 (17:58):
But I thing is, did he read that contract? Does
he get that money? Does that money go in his
book or does that money go somewhere else?
Speaker 4 (18:06):
You don't read no contract? You know better he did.
Speaker 5 (18:10):
They teach him how to read in jail. I feel
like I feel like jail, how's the term to learn?
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (18:14):
I feel like.
Speaker 5 (18:15):
This is where they would be real like encompassing and
come around here as the community like, all right, bro,
we're gonna you how to read.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
That's crazy that the prisoner's be like all right, man, like,
here go the books. We're gonna we're gonna sound this out.
Hooked on phonics in prison with R Kelly is crazy.
Speaker 5 (18:30):
It's absolutely I can see it. I were shy, we shy,
wish I could see it.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Do you think R Kelly comes out and drops his
own hooked on Phonics book after the fact, like now
that he was like, now that I know how.
Speaker 5 (18:47):
You need to relax because your I there was just
R Kelly covered out and releasing the children's book.
Speaker 4 (18:54):
I don't like that. Just say I don't like that whatsoever.
Speaker 2 (18:59):
Because you know R Kelly don't think past two steps.
He just like I learned how to read down, but
teach everybody else. I believe I can read. I believe
I can read with one thousand by.
Speaker 4 (19:12):
That ship, though I don't even need it out by
that ship. Like this ship is go.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Platinum, a booking platinum.
Speaker 4 (19:25):
God damn.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
Between him and Diddy being in prison, these might be
the greatest niggas to be in prison at the same time.
Because I'm waiting for the aftermath. I'm only waiting for
the aftermath. I'm not waiting for the alpha math. Niggas
waiting for the album.
Speaker 4 (19:45):
That's what I'm saying. Aftermath for the album. Album dropping
to be crazy.
Speaker 5 (19:49):
First day out and you know that nigga going. You know,
if anybody was in jail on some Terrence Howard Empire
jail hogh studio ship, you know it was puffed. You know,
you know he was in there like hey, my brother,
you can sing, you can hold No, that's it's like, yeah,
like if he if he produced jail house albums, make
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the band in prison.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
I'm telling you this, he's gonna have a whole TV show. Now,
go ahead and get me.
Speaker 5 (20:21):
A you gotta walk the commissaria instead of walking forese cake.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Oh my goduck for to shut the studio down every
other week. This should be funny. As he y'all, y'all
sleeping on the entertainment. Ain't ship out right now. It's
not a nan good show. And I watched Diddy locked
up for a month.
Speaker 5 (20:41):
I would watch that shit so hard. I've been watching
the fucking trial and the even been televised. I ain't
never been this tied to Twitter in my life.
Speaker 4 (20:51):
Oh yeah, baking the band in prison is crazy.
Speaker 5 (20:54):
Nigga after he get out, just just do Look if
Cosanet can do an streamer jail.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
I know Puff can.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
Fake fake jail, but niggas gotta make the band in jail.
Speaker 4 (21:09):
Nigga, he Puff is doing it in prison. He after
he get out, he gonna make a fake show. Oh
he's gonna double down.
Speaker 5 (21:17):
Yes, Bro casadd and did a streamer of jail, a
streamer university and niggas have done the streamer prom that
nigga can definitely do a fake jail with making the band.
Speaker 4 (21:28):
Y'all niggas, y'all niggas living in dorms.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
What if he do? What if he do a locked
up tour? Well, only artists that's been locked up. I'm
just saying, like some of the ship suns itself. Diddy damn.
I'm not asking for a cut. I'm just asking for
a ticket.
Speaker 4 (21:49):
Unlocked the cuffs to a damn bro. If they get up,
if they get out reasonably at the same time.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
Too.
Speaker 2 (21:57):
Puft, gonna be crazy. See nigga niggas in Paris, Nigger
niggas out of prison. It's finna go hard. They gotta
cut the album together and I want it. I want
it bad and ship for the sale because I hate
to say, niggas donna take nothing serious. We don't take
nothing serious. So both of them in prison orange on
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the album cover.
Speaker 5 (22:23):
Yeah, like these like the on the Roots cover and
Nigga a Kon Locked Up remix, it's finna go nuts.
Come on, baby, get what we are A kind and
minding his own business, I know.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
Yeah, and sometimes also a kind know how to chase
the dollar. And if they both call him up and say,
look the remix.
Speaker 4 (22:52):
You gotta call the individual calls.
Speaker 5 (22:54):
On some same girl, same girl, same girl, locked up,
going to be.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
The same dude, Oh my god, same change, same charge.
Speaker 4 (23:08):
Bro.
Speaker 5 (23:09):
Pain no pizzle pizzle, stay your as, stay yo black away.
Speaker 4 (23:20):
Please pa, look because look, I'm on tour. You do
not need none of this from T Pain know how
to capitalize.
Speaker 5 (23:29):
I don't want him to capitalize capital That's like asking
like somebody was asking, like, who's gonna be the first
celebrity to stand next to Diddy after this.
Speaker 4 (23:41):
R and Steve j K. But I feel like T
Payne could spend that ship. Don't want T Pain nowhere near?
Why not?
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Because he wasn't around, Like what the fuck?
Speaker 4 (23:54):
So sometimes you gotta forgive and forget. Okay, he served
his time. We live in America.
Speaker 5 (24:00):
I really genuinely don't know Orlando.
Speaker 4 (24:02):
Orlando.
Speaker 5 (24:05):
Orlando think he won that one before.
Speaker 4 (24:11):
He won that before. But I'm saying the niggas the new.
Speaker 5 (24:15):
He is gonna be there. He's gonna try and sell
some ass to Diddy, That's what he gonna He might,
but he might cut a great song.
Speaker 4 (24:21):
He might. They might cut a great song. Have you
heard of Orlando ship? I don't hate it, Yes, I
don't hate it. Are you acting like that's dope?
Speaker 2 (24:28):
It's not dope? But look, man, I'm just saying that.
I'm just saying the simple things left. If Orlando what
an America remix once he get out of jail, Breezy
wouldn't do it, Breeze didn't had enough.
Speaker 5 (24:47):
Breezy got enough problems and his own fucking world to
her to worry about.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
He's had money problems right now, so he might money.
Speaker 5 (24:57):
He okay, one thing, Breezy ain't got his money problems
that Nigga just tryed to that. Nigga tried to get
a little yeah, I mean off, But they posted the
next day of them kicking it and cool, So I'm
like it's now I could get on some theories of
conspiracy theory back.
Speaker 4 (25:17):
No, No, I don't think it'll happened. I really don't
think it'd happened. I hope it don't happen. But Puff Andry.
Speaker 5 (25:27):
Puffentry could make the greatest fucking album of this year.
Speaker 4 (25:30):
That could be Ah Torri, don't you speaking of I
ain't heard nothing since he got poked. That's crazy.
Speaker 5 (25:44):
No, no, nah no, free my man, Free Tory. Fuck Megan,
free Tory.
Speaker 4 (25:51):
Yeah for sure, Megan. He's a terrible person. I told, I.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Told you I've been anti Megan for a minute, but
that was just because.
Speaker 4 (26:00):
I'm pro Tory.
Speaker 5 (26:01):
I genuinely believe that her whome girl shot her from
fucking with her man.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
That I believe, But I was only anti Megan because
people's on our ass because she liked anime and then
she was cool by default. And I'm just like that,
don't mean ship to me. You ain't cool because you
like an anime. She's the anime spost give off the moment. Fuck,
you don't really watch anime.
Speaker 4 (26:24):
No, that's not But that's not my point.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
It's just I'm not following behind a bitch because that
person like anime, just like you shouldn't follow behind me.
Speaker 5 (26:33):
Like, yeah, but you're you're also that goes in line
with your stance of niggas and fantoms don't have personality
that's her, So I wouldn't expect you to champion that.
Speaker 4 (26:46):
No, but I think that's just kind of lame.
Speaker 2 (26:48):
And unless you're in I won't say an authority, but
you gotta be so deep that you become almost an.
Speaker 4 (26:53):
Authority for her to be in.
Speaker 2 (26:55):
Thank you, That's all I'm saying. And I'm like, I
don't think that's enough. Just because she rocked the out
fit or say she like a show, that's not enough.
Speaker 5 (27:03):
I mean, no, she has, she has done a little
bit of work in the community, like she like as
far as pushing shit forward, making it us comfortable going
to anime conventions, promoting anime, bringing to the forefront, working
with bts. She has, she has done the work. I
don't fuck with her for other reasons, like I don't
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fuck with her for pusic for purely music and personal.
Speaker 4 (27:27):
Reasons and not the music ain't all that either. But
that's just me. That is a whole nother me thing.
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (27:33):
I'm still playing a bitch on my DJ sets because
it make the girls go crazy.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
But you you got you got a not a bias,
but you got a reason to go against yourself.
Speaker 5 (27:43):
I guess, Oh yeah, I play niggas I hate all
the time.
Speaker 4 (27:50):
It gets the people going. It worked for you. It
worked for you.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Commercial break. Let's do a commercial break. We'll see in
a few seconds.
Speaker 4 (27:59):
Goodbye.
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Speaker 2 (28:36):
Welcome back to the Nonsense Podcast. Bob's here, Handy's here,
Kelly's there, Chad and a Ducker back there. How y'all
doing go? Oh yeah, I was actually going through my cards.
I was actually enjoying my magic set. Hope everybody's doing well.
Hope y'all in Georgia. Diddy trial and Diddy updates and whatnot.
Speaker 4 (28:55):
I hope Diddy drops the album, drop the album. In
my life yours I dry before you went in was hard. Honestly,
I'm saying the dude got it. I don't like that.
I respect him.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
But if the music good, the music good, that's all
it is. That's literally all it is. What else has
been going on in the world. I feel like I've
missing I've been missing some stuff. Yeah, me too, ground
Yeah same here. I know a lot of people are
like either cool with the Trump bill or against the
(29:32):
Trump Bill.
Speaker 4 (29:33):
I don't give her a shit.
Speaker 5 (29:35):
I mean, I lost my food stamps a long time ago,
so I'm not directly affected.
Speaker 4 (29:39):
But uh, my heart goes out to you if you
lost yours.
Speaker 2 (29:44):
I'm fifty to fifty on it because some of you
niggas don't deserve it. So that's always been my thing.
Some of the people didn't deserve the shit they had,
and you know what, fuck you anyway, if you sell
food stamps you didn't need it? Is that wrong to say?
I feel like a lot of people give me shited
for that. I'm like, if you selling food stamps, you
(30:04):
didn't need the food stamps. You need a job. You
really need a job, and I feel like you should
get a job. A lot of people were complaining about
Social Security, and I'm like, the only people that lost
solid security was the ones that shouldn't have been known
it in the first place, kind of throwing that out
though it was only a few people. A lot of
people said they lost their jobs. A lot of people
(30:27):
lose their jobs, deserve to lose their jobs, and I
feel like I'm the only one that says that quite often.
When they were laying people off at Google, I'm like,
y'all didn't do shit, though. The people that lost their
job at Twitter didn't do anything like any work they had.
First of all, if you work at Twitter and you
put half your business out on TikTok, I feel like
(30:49):
that's just like a clash of brands. I feel like
you should be brand specific a little bit, and you
should be posting on Twitter. But b if you post
on TikTok that here's my day work at Twitter, and I'm.
Speaker 5 (31:01):
Not gonna post on Twitter. I know we suppress it.
Speaker 2 (31:05):
Hey, nobody go see this and if I do it,
that's crazy. Thatt up mand niggas every day wild But no.
I remember a few people were just like, here's my
day working at Twitter, and it was like, I go
to the gym, I eat a sandwich, I sit on
my desk for like twenty minutes.
Speaker 4 (31:21):
Then I go to the park and I'm like, nigga,
when did you do work throughout the day? I would
love that, Like fuck, Like, I'm glad you got fired, bitch.
You didn't deserve to.
Speaker 5 (31:30):
Think I should do it. Shit niggas that pop. I
felt like niggas in Chicago a fucking idiots. I ain't
I'm sorry this is a direct tangent, but I'm staring
down the barrel. If you look, look, look, I know
the ozone layer is fixing itself. I'm gonna need you,
you trigger happy bitches, to get adjusted to sunsets at
(31:51):
a thirty Okay, No, literally, no one can see it.
Speaker 4 (31:57):
You can't even see it.
Speaker 5 (31:58):
You're firing fire, firecrackers and fireworks at five thirty in
the afternoon.
Speaker 4 (32:04):
Gang, Nobody can see a fucking thing.
Speaker 5 (32:07):
It's bright out still, You're like, go take a nap,
go get some money, go do something, and then choose
the fireworks after you, dumb bitch like.
Speaker 4 (32:18):
I like fireworks. I like seeing them.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
I ain't never bought none, but if I did bout something,
I'd wait to fucking dark.
Speaker 4 (32:28):
It. No, but if I did, I'd wait till fucking
dark like.
Speaker 5 (32:32):
I know that we got on niggas for doing it
by trees, but doing this shit at fucking.
Speaker 4 (32:38):
Like, come on, gang, that's it is dumb.
Speaker 5 (32:41):
I'm sorry, as it is actively actively retarded.
Speaker 4 (32:46):
They like to go boom. I don't know what else
to tell me.
Speaker 5 (32:49):
That's the only thing you're you're doing it for is
the sound pollution at that point, cause you.
Speaker 4 (32:54):
Can't fucking see it.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
I see it all day dry and I only see
the smoke after the shits go off because there's no
colors visible.
Speaker 4 (33:07):
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I detailed what you was talking about.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
It is, yeah, and that shit has been chopping by
hands for the past week.
Speaker 4 (33:17):
It's okay, It's okay, and know that.
Speaker 5 (33:19):
We gotta know you niggas are used to daylight savings time,
but if it's not winter anymore, it gets dark, dumb late.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
It's they have some patience. No, no, oh, that was
your first issue. I was asking black people to have patience,
and that's one thing we ain't got at all.
Speaker 5 (33:37):
Like, that's more of a waste of money than buying
the fire fireworks in the first place.
Speaker 4 (33:43):
Why I like fireworks.
Speaker 2 (33:45):
I don't buy them, but I do like them.
Speaker 4 (33:49):
Fireworks are instant gratification.
Speaker 5 (33:52):
Nobody, ninety five percent of people don't do it safely,
and apparently seventy five percent of the motherfuckers do it
in the daylight. So look, man, a year or two
ago with big shoulder, lor banned these ships in the
city so people couldn't be dumb.
Speaker 4 (34:13):
No, they banned these a long time ago. I know
she just read banned. Now.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
They're not another fairly band. They just we never care,
We never get they band. He's back in uh what's
his name? Daily Days. He's been banned since Daily Days.
Why do you think we keep going across the border
to go get them. We all we can have now
let me rephrase it. They've banned it back in daily
days where all you can get here is basic bottle rockets,
(34:39):
the you know, the quick quiet one.
Speaker 4 (34:41):
Such sluts, they're such sluts.
Speaker 5 (34:45):
I stepped two feet Indiana and it's a fucking T
and T shop next to across the street from a
T and T shop, Like you all, y'all the sluts
do better.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
No, it's because they know, they know why make him
hunt for the product and we can break the product too.
They sitting the on the border.
Speaker 5 (35:00):
Are pure sluts, and you cannot wait for niggers to
come across.
Speaker 4 (35:04):
That's why you niggas got Gary. That's her.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
Honestly, Idiana ain't got nu fuck them. Indian ain't got
nothing but the fourth of July. Look, there's nothing good
about Indiana until right now. I feel like this is
the only time they get money. Like as a state,
they wait till the fourth of July, knowing that we're
gonna come over there and bop everything.
Speaker 5 (35:25):
And then y'all got real close with the pacers and
then a.
Speaker 2 (35:30):
True but maybe they'll have the w NBA to win.
They get Caitlin Clarker, she can ball.
Speaker 5 (35:39):
That's that's the literal great white hope.
Speaker 4 (35:42):
Yeah, that's about it. They are what do they call them?
Damn shit?
Speaker 5 (35:47):
All we got is the Chicago fire because lord knows,
the Bulls sucked dick.
Speaker 4 (35:52):
Yeah, but one.
Speaker 2 (35:54):
Day will be better. One day as soon as we
get management. Soon as they sell the team, I think
we'll be all right on their way out.
Speaker 4 (36:01):
Thank God. What do you.
Speaker 5 (36:03):
Think the Bulls would actually get because the Lakers just
got ten billion and I didn't think they was gonna
get that.
Speaker 4 (36:11):
As in they they sold the Lakers. Yeah, the bus family,
they sold it and they got ten bill.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
If the Bulls sold in its current state, I think
it's like five hundred million. No, I think they'd be
seven to fifty at least. I think so, because it's
it's still a prime city, it's a big market to
it's a solid market. It's with history, it's with history,
and with a solid fan base. Regardless of how bad
(36:41):
the team is, we still support the Bulls.
Speaker 5 (36:45):
It's just we got to that much worse than the
Lakers and they got Lebron, right, So.
Speaker 2 (36:50):
That's what I'm saying, Like, we're not terrible We're just
not good. We're just not good at all, and there's
not much to look forward to. But with some management shift,
and I think it's a mix of two things. We
need management shift and then we need like a strong like, look,
we're changing the game and they got to stick to it.
Speaker 5 (37:09):
For me, I think I don't know, Chicago ain't sexy
no more. No, Chicago ain't sexy no more.
Speaker 4 (37:17):
No.
Speaker 5 (37:18):
It's been a very long time where niggas be like,
I want to play for the Bulls. Really since twenty
eleven Rows, that's really been.
Speaker 2 (37:26):
It then it wasn't even maybe a absolutely but yeah, no,
it's not that, And I think that's the problem. It's
not that we're not a sexy or marketable city. Is
we don't know how to market the city anymore.
Speaker 5 (37:45):
Got released, it would probably still rather just be released
than come here. Yeah, like it would be out all season.
I feel like you STI would rather do that than
come here.
Speaker 4 (37:56):
That we did. We had a test, we tried to
get a couple of.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
Years, were supposed to get Lillard. We're supposed to pull Mellow.
Mellow is on my biggest like, why couldn't we pull
that off?
Speaker 4 (38:08):
Motherfuckers?
Speaker 5 (38:09):
Was at a bodega eating a sandwich and we couldn't
get the nigga the fuck.
Speaker 4 (38:13):
Yeah No, that was pathetic.
Speaker 2 (38:15):
Now, honestly, it wouldn't take much to resell the Bulls,
But you gotta sell the Bulls the way that we
want to see the Bulls. You gotta sell the Bulls
as a city team and not a national basketball team,
if that makes sense, and you make that shift, and
it'll change the entire culture of the team right away.
You gotta start pulling in some og vetts, not to play,
(38:37):
but just to be in the locker room, like if
they pulled Rolls back to the city as like a consultant.
Speaker 5 (38:42):
I was going to say, all them niggas are old,
and haters talking about pipping Jordan niggas are old.
Speaker 2 (38:49):
Well, yeah, Jordan might work, but I don't think it
would work as ownership.
Speaker 5 (38:54):
I don't think the city would would shell out the
money for Jordan. No, no, they wouldn't. But you you
gott to bring like a Rose or a Wade into
the city. Again, maybe not way Rose there for a
fucking cup of coffee.
Speaker 4 (39:07):
Wade also is a Chicago native.
Speaker 2 (39:09):
Yeah, so you gotta bring That's what I'm saying, it's
not bringing a face. It's not the face that you want.
It's to Chicago's style mentality. If you bring that back
first and then bring players that play like we like
to see, then it would change the culture of the team.
Speaker 5 (39:24):
Y'all let Jimmy go to fucking Miami and Golden State.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
We could have brought Jimmy back, we had him. I'm
telling you this is what we'll fix the team. I'm
not a fact. I'm I'm telling you can.
Speaker 4 (39:38):
Fix the Bulls. You bring back h. D.
Speaker 2 (39:40):
Rose is like an ambassador kind of right, No, it's
an ambassador and don't give a fun nobody gives. But
nobody gave about know when he was playing. We just
liked it because he was kind of like we like
the niggas personality. I don't like his hooping skills.
Speaker 4 (39:55):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (39:56):
So you bring Rose back is an ambassador. Y'all gonna
hate me for this and slave me for this. Don't
Bozer bring back John Moran. You trade to get John
Moran to the team. You got John Moran and you
pull them off and bring him to the team.
Speaker 4 (40:13):
I'm not bad at that. Oh, not bad at that.
I don't know how great that is. Not great great
a decision, that is.
Speaker 2 (40:23):
But pr PR is gonna be interesting. But you know
what's gonna Who's gonna flock to the games all of
a sudden. Chicago is in general, definitely, That's all I'm saying.
So you gotta you gotta speak to Chicago for a minute,
you know what I mean, Not for long, but for
a minute.
Speaker 5 (40:44):
I don't know, would y'all leave?
Speaker 2 (40:46):
I think he might, he might, but you gotta remember
he was He was real tight with Rose, He real
tyran Rose, and he all roads got really just whisper
in his hairs, like you ain't finna catch a chip
and in Memphis, and you definitely ain't finna get the
rate even with a chip in Memphis.
Speaker 4 (41:05):
It ain't gonna hit as hard.
Speaker 5 (41:06):
Get a chip in But then he could say, I'm
not gonna get a chip in Chicago, but.
Speaker 4 (41:10):
You can build.
Speaker 2 (41:10):
But you can build in that chip, that potential chip
in Chicago, finna go crazy versus then the potential chip
in Memphis. Winning a chip in Memphis ain't finna hit hard. Yes,
I can hear it. It's fireworks.
Speaker 4 (41:25):
I'm saying, it's eleven thirty breaking all the KFE. You
don't even care. It's eleven thirty hit the morning. They
can't see shit.
Speaker 5 (41:40):
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, It's okay. But like who else
I actually I did? I never thought the job rent,
but I actually lovedaal Giants Chicago. It was don't know
if places hip around more shooters is great, you know,
but again, if.
Speaker 2 (41:57):
You put a soulid and Bancelador light d Rose around
him like d Rose, pretty much his whole job is
the baby, said.
Speaker 5 (42:04):
Jah, because the thing is, I can't think of nobody
else you can entice. Because I also feel like we
have horrible fucking rotations. Do niggas got like seven small forwards?
Why exactly? We had fucking five point guards? But then
we got rid of them Ball.
Speaker 2 (42:25):
They got rid of because they moved Kobe White too,
and I was like, y'all sick in ahead, not Kobe too.
So other than bringing Jah, you gotta start small in
the beginning. So you bring Jah, and I'm thinking you
bring a veteran big in.
Speaker 4 (42:39):
Oh veteran big.
Speaker 5 (42:40):
I was gonna say, well, no, uh, Lillard is probably
all next season.
Speaker 2 (42:46):
Yeah No, I don't. I don't think we're picking up bluellerd.
If we could, that'd be cool, but I wouldn't. I
wouldn't shoot my shot.
Speaker 5 (42:52):
Where the fuck is LaMarcus Aldridge?
Speaker 4 (42:54):
That's what I was little? Why the fuck is by guy?
That was my guy?
Speaker 5 (42:59):
Into twenty two, I think Altars is still floating fucking
Bobby parts. By bringing him back.
Speaker 4 (43:04):
To the Bulls, you could get away with.
Speaker 2 (43:07):
I don't think that's the one we need, but that
wouldn't be bad either.
Speaker 5 (43:11):
He started going crazy as soon as he left.
Speaker 2 (43:13):
Yes, like all players do. All players just get a
lot better once they walk out the door. But now
we need a veteran bit. I hate to say it,
you know, it actually could work a little bit. It
wouldn't be the perfect mix, but it'll be a star
power thing. Shoot me, if you will for it. You
might want to grab Dwight. The White can still hoop.
Speaker 4 (43:35):
D White's in the Big Three?
Speaker 2 (43:36):
I know, and Wen they didn't pull Big Three players
many times. That is that is not uncommon.
Speaker 4 (43:42):
Wait, who are you don't tell me you were heard
Nate Robinson.
Speaker 2 (43:45):
They did pull Nate once before, Yes, and they also
brought Joe Joe Johnson out of the three three.
Speaker 4 (43:51):
Joe Johnson brought who brought Nate back. I forgot where
he played.
Speaker 2 (43:57):
He played for literally like half a season, even for long,
but he was more of a spot filler.
Speaker 4 (44:03):
I will say that. But they brought him when we
let go the first time.
Speaker 2 (44:08):
I wasn't He was only that to sell tickets and
he didn't sell many. But I think we could bring
if we brought the white you got. Now you've got
John Dwight on the same team.
Speaker 5 (44:19):
But then you bringing the freak offs to Chicago. It's
gonna get weird real fast with Dwhight in the city.
Speaker 4 (44:25):
Who's selling tickets? I don't know if d White is
selling tickets.
Speaker 2 (44:29):
White is selling tickets the whitest who gave a shit
about the Big Three? Until I seen what's the other one? Lance,
Stevenson and Dwight playing in the Big Three? And then
I'm like, oh, let me go check some of these
games out.
Speaker 4 (44:41):
Because the motherfuckers were here. Oh we have we had
a we had a team now.
Speaker 2 (44:45):
Yeah, I know, which is pretty dope. Honestly I could.
I'm not saying pull them, but Lance is bawling, Lance
is hooping. I wouldn't be mad at bringing in Lance.
Fuck it, No, that would be a better mix to
bring in Lan Stevens. He gonna bench, He's gonna benched
any damn way. But bringing in for the you know,
(45:05):
the aura, the vibe, the aggression, their ridiculousness. You bring
Lance in job and you start building around them. Slowly,
we got a team again. If nothing else, we got
somebody to watch.
Speaker 4 (45:19):
Definitely, John Ao. I wouldn't mind that. I don't know about.
Speaker 2 (45:24):
I'm telling you, but we need. What I'm saying is
we need an old nigga. We need an old dude
to just bring in number of your vibe, energy and
some discipline to the locker room. Like I'm looking for
culture dudes.
Speaker 4 (45:37):
I don't. I don't really know culture dudes that that
still cares, that's still care.
Speaker 5 (45:42):
That's the hardbody getting on the fucking podcast like they
try to stop it our lane.
Speaker 4 (45:46):
I don't know. I don't know why. And y'all ain't
good at it. Fucking PZ thirteen down there ain't fucking
down there no more?
Speaker 5 (45:54):
Do y who he played for the Phillies Philadephia. Shit,
I don't know that because Gilly the Kid went on
there and talked crazy to that nigga like he does.
Speaker 4 (46:06):
Like you you don't do ship for us.
Speaker 2 (46:09):
He would crazy almost And I'm and this might be
thoroughbred blasting. I think I could out hooop Paul Paul George.
Now all right, look man, I ain't seen this. Nigga
play three games in a row. I can play three
games in a row. I might outhoot Paul George.
Speaker 5 (46:27):
If niggas could sign I ain't gonna lie. It's one thing.
If niggas could actually sign podcasters, because Kevin Gard that
is right there, Kevin Garden that and Paul Pierce is
right there.
Speaker 4 (46:43):
If somebody could, if Chicago signed them too, oh, just
bring him into the league. A yet they still they
still go. They not doing nothing.
Speaker 5 (46:54):
And if Kevin Guard Guard, Paul Piers, John Moran and
a Yo do with it.
Speaker 4 (47:00):
I don't know if that's safe.
Speaker 5 (47:02):
Don't even it's safe. But let's make the city dangerous again.
Speaker 4 (47:08):
Make the city dangerous again as a hell of a.
Speaker 2 (47:16):
I might not pull PG, but KG might be nuts.
And I don't think Rondo is all the way out yet.
I don't think I'd rather do KG and Rondo thank
and Paul Paul Pierce them oh fun.
Speaker 5 (47:38):
But if you get Rondo and around together, you might
as well just killed the other team.
Speaker 2 (47:43):
Yeah, like, oh my god, and it will put butts
and seeds. It's gonna definitely change the culture back to
what it needed to be. We fit to be killers,
make the city dangers.
Speaker 4 (47:59):
We ain't gonna be like shooters, but we be shooters. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (48:05):
That's and that's exactly why you leave Paul Pierce out
because I need somebody reporting it. And Paul reported like
they got shooters out there. They got not buch shooters.
They ain't hitting, but they shooting. And then we just
need we need a white boy in the corner.
Speaker 4 (48:25):
We need a We got one of the Nicolas.
Speaker 5 (48:27):
It's a million, and we got one of them.
Speaker 2 (48:31):
We ain't got the right one. We can probably snatch
Porzingis crissed up. I think we can snatch it. I
think we can manage the Porzingis, whether he's in New York.
I think in New York still, we can maybe manage
a Porzingis.
Speaker 4 (48:49):
Nigga who is the who is the head coach?
Speaker 5 (48:51):
Because if we get Tipodo back, then I'm all with
the shooters.
Speaker 4 (48:55):
But see that's the thing, tip It running the fuck
out the shooters.
Speaker 2 (48:59):
But this thing think he gonna try and manage him
whereas we need somebody finna let him go. We need
somebody that's gonna let him go. We needed like a
Juwan Howard kind of coaching style. It's just like, look,
I ain't finna say nothing to him, like go ahead
and do what you do. We need a we need
a what's what's our boy from the heat for a
few years. Oh, just like I'm not coaching him. I'm
(49:22):
just gonna let him run round.
Speaker 4 (49:24):
You need. What you need is not a coach. You
needed off the court manager.
Speaker 2 (49:29):
Just make sure them niggas go from the court to
the to the hotel and take that as as the bed.
Speaker 4 (49:35):
That's all we need. I love. I kind of love
this fantasy booking. We're doing this, but I don't think
we ever finna do it. But if we're gonna be.
Speaker 5 (49:46):
I feel like that one Westbrook, don't get my hopes up.
Westbrook is actually my favorite player in the league, and
he's not doing much in Denver.
Speaker 4 (50:01):
They trying and then they released him.
Speaker 5 (50:04):
Damn Really in the past couple of days, I think
they released don't quote me on trying to get him
with uh Durant. I know, wasn't I feel like Durant
was talking about coming to Chicago at one point.
Speaker 4 (50:15):
They know we wanted Durant.
Speaker 2 (50:17):
It was between Durant and Mellow that time, and everybody
in mind was like, we got neither, and we got neither.
Speaker 4 (50:22):
Right, we got Wade, We got Wade, and we were like,
we want it. I mean, that was cool. It was
as a star. Wade was a star, yes, and by
the time we got him, he was a.
Speaker 5 (50:34):
Bench star, not a bench player. He just wasn't a man.
Speaker 2 (50:39):
I was at least hoping if he was gonna get Wade,
they was gonna reopen Moon Oys because his dad was
dead set on reopening more oiks.
Speaker 4 (50:47):
And I was like, look, I.
Speaker 5 (50:48):
Felt like if we would have got Carmelo, our whole
fucking sports history would be different. Like Mellow wasn't gonna
play with these niggas, No, and then Mellow would now
be supporting the young.
Speaker 4 (51:01):
The Mellow would have been around a lot longer.
Speaker 5 (51:05):
It would have kept Rip Hamilton in some capacity.
Speaker 4 (51:07):
It would have been nice to keep we fucked up
a lot.
Speaker 2 (51:11):
Yeah, that's fine, but I mean, on the bright side,
the Rose get a statue, though of course it's gonna
look better than waves. Everything would look better than waves.
And that was Wade being a bitch and saying, okay,
it's Ardigga was ugly. Just because your kid looked like
(51:32):
a mishmash, don't mean your statue got to too bar More.
I love that it is no longer pride mon I
can say whatever the funk I won't. Jesus, did you
see that video where he was teaching the son how
to dribble and the nigga was working with his ass
bouncing over his ass. That ship was hilarious as fucking me. No,
(51:52):
that nigga can't dictate his own house so I could
run a team.
Speaker 4 (51:55):
Man, I really wish I didn't. I really wish I
still didn't know.
Speaker 2 (52:01):
I'm sorry who who I would say this if we
were to pick up a new player. There's only one
player that I absolutely don't want our team, and it's Cat.
Speaker 4 (52:11):
No offense, I don't want care. I feel like I
knew that. I feel like I knew that she was
gonna say that.
Speaker 2 (52:16):
Well, yeah, because I think Cat is the softest player
on the face of the earth. I don't won't catch
anywhere near our team.
Speaker 5 (52:23):
I wish we could poach some of them. Pacer niggas.
Why because they too some of them niggas is too
cold to be on the Pacers, is what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (52:33):
The team they are so, they are a solid team.
They are a solid team.
Speaker 5 (52:39):
Like if we would have had Halliburn, we probably would
have wasted them.
Speaker 4 (52:42):
But that's exactly because you said like we weren't gonna
suck them up.
Speaker 5 (52:46):
I fucking hate the Bulls, Yo, I swear I've never
hated something I love so much.
Speaker 4 (52:53):
I hate the niggas White Sox. I don't know, I'm
not I'm not involved in baseball. I just want to
win sometimes sometimes sometimes I can't wait for the.
Speaker 5 (53:07):
The only time I stick up for the White Sox
is when Cubs fans are around.
Speaker 2 (53:12):
This part of it. Same thing with the Bears. I
don't like the Bears at all, but let a green
Bay show up.
Speaker 5 (53:18):
No, no, no, I'm not on that wagon.
Speaker 4 (53:22):
No. I was a green Bay fan for a while.
Oh fuck you.
Speaker 5 (53:26):
Then I went from green Bay. I went from Bears.
I went from Bears, took Green Bay.
Speaker 4 (53:31):
Oh you one of them, You a piece of shit.
Then I went from green Bay to the Niners. The
Niners on purpose for who it was when Colin was
going crazy. It was twenty eleven, so.
Speaker 2 (53:43):
You had a year, yeah, literally barely that and after that,
I was just floating in the atmosphere. I would like
for people to start to admit though, that Colin Kaepernet
wasn't that good. Like I like, people will still be like,
why he can't make it to the league cause.
Speaker 4 (53:59):
Niggas though he was all right?
Speaker 5 (54:02):
He was, but the league changed the same reason why
Cam doesn't why Cam retired exactly, it's not a it's
not a running league anymore, and them niggas don't protect
running quarterbacks anymore.
Speaker 4 (54:18):
So a lot of.
Speaker 2 (54:20):
A lot of those a lot of those quarterbacks from
that era either left or fell off right.
Speaker 4 (54:28):
So I'm not mad at.
Speaker 2 (54:29):
Niggas leaving, no, no, no, but I'm mad at him for
not being pure threats says. As much as I liked
Cam in the moment, he was a he was a
running back, barely a quarterback, so you I won't call
him a running quarterback because running quarterbacks run up the
size or the middle, and he was dancing on the corners,
and I'm like, who the fuck's gonna protect your way
(54:51):
in the fuck out there?
Speaker 4 (54:52):
The receivers like that's on you, slide. Nigga also didn't
need nobody to protect him. True, So what I'm saying is,
don't be made when you get clocked. Slide. Yeah, that's
some of you. Maybe be a passing threat. The nigga
was never a threat in a pocket. No, Colin was.
Speaker 2 (55:10):
Colin was a little more of a threat in the pocket,
but he got comfortable running way too often, so all
you had to do, you didn't even have to pressure him.
You just had to get him out the pocket. And
then he was hot garbage. All of a sudden, it's like, oh,
he ain't comfortable. Now he's trash.
Speaker 4 (55:25):
And Russell is I don't even know that.
Speaker 5 (55:28):
Niggas that nigga got one foot out because they had
the teams ain't really fun with him, No, no, But it's.
Speaker 2 (55:34):
Another one where he wasn't as great as like we
talked him up to be great. But he was never
as great as we talked him up to be. I
like Russell, I don't think he's bad either. It's just
he's a middle of the pack quarterback and it ain't
nothing wrong with that. Sometimes sometimes you just be middle
of the back.
Speaker 4 (55:50):
Aaron Rodgers's old shit's crazy. Aaron Rodgers is the last
of an era. And I'm sad. I am too. I
told you I was a green Bay fan, and he got,
he got.
Speaker 5 (56:02):
It's been a process of going out sad since twenty
twenty three because left the Packers, got signed, got hurt.
Speaker 2 (56:11):
The next week, he literally followed Brett Farre's career. I
thought that was quite impressive. That's literally Brett Far's career.
That's your fault, that's your fault. I thought he's gonna
do decent in Pittsburgh.
Speaker 4 (56:25):
Like, oh, I thought it. Like, wasn't it the Jets
or some shit?
Speaker 2 (56:27):
Yeah, he went to the Jets. Let's say exactly the
same thing Brett Farv did. He went from green Bay
to the Jets, Jets, Big Foff went to the Vikings.
He went to the Packers or not the Packers, Pittsburgh Steelers.
And now they're just like man, I don't think so
so say lovey to the Bears.
Speaker 4 (56:46):
I don't care.
Speaker 2 (56:47):
Get out, free up the traffic baby should have built,
should have built George Lucas Estate Museum. Don't know why
they fucked that up. That could have been the thing
we could have had. George Lucas's Museum, and I wouldn't
have to go to Disney World to see some dope
star warship.
Speaker 4 (57:04):
Can nothing in this city? Are we had time? Sure?
What time are we at? H?
Speaker 2 (57:16):
Well, that means we got time. I just don't know
what else to talk about, so I fuck it. Well
an episode, short, short, er ish episode today.
Speaker 5 (57:29):
Stay alive. Hopefully you're still alive. I'm say you're not
watching this from the upper room.
Speaker 2 (57:35):
But if you are like common to subscribe and tell
Jesus to boost my stats? Can I ask for a
boosting stats from Jesus? Is that is that blasphemy?
Speaker 4 (57:45):
I mean I pray for abundance.
Speaker 2 (57:49):
Abundance is one thing I want stat boost artificially boost
my status. Baby, create more people to watch this show,
part to see of trash podcasting so I can be seen.
Get these dudes with jobs out my way. You've already
got a career. You don't need a podcast too. It's
(58:12):
not fair, you know what I'm saying, Paul George. Maybe
if you went to the gym you could play instead
of podcasts. I can understand Mello having won, Melo's retired
be out the game and it's literally just New York bullshit.
But PG got a contract like you got a current contract.
(58:34):
I got more Paul George podcast clips on my feed.
I do ooping clips.
Speaker 5 (58:40):
Paul George might beat the New Street close. Yeah, Anthony, Oh,
I'm not mine.
Speaker 4 (58:49):
I was surprised. You ain't say Anthony Davis for a
big No, absolutely not. I want somebody that can play.
Speaker 5 (58:55):
He's been playing now, just on a team with no
fucking notoriety the way playing for the Mavericks. Like I said,
Mavericks was good for a hot minute.
Speaker 2 (59:09):
That every all it was. Everybody got injured at the
same time. Mind you, he's injured again, So what did
you expect? It was that and the fact that they
lost Luca. But Lucas also fat and trash and if
I'm not mistaken, they trying to trade him again. They
(59:29):
just Luca the Lakers. Yeah, they just got the nigga
best player and they also like it, just trash ass,
non working, fat nig off my team.
Speaker 4 (59:40):
When Lebron is still outscoring you.
Speaker 2 (59:41):
You should probably go we can get something for you,
trade them while the prospects is still high. No, because
we come to Chicago that nigga ain't never playing again.
He's gonna turn to Charles Barkley like, we don't need
the round mount of PGS.
Speaker 4 (59:55):
Man, that's fucking terrible.
Speaker 2 (59:57):
Nigga being beasts all day ever, like hell no, no,
fuck that. And then you're trying to bring him and
John Moran. No, he finna just be fat and ignorant.
He might be a detriment to Chicago because they ain't
be like, that's what Chicago do when you get that, now,
I'm cool. Ain't nobody gonna want to play? No, No,
(01:00:19):
let's keep Luca out out the city.
Speaker 4 (01:00:20):
No offense Luke.
Speaker 2 (01:00:22):
No, not you, any other white boy, any other white
boy for the corner, just not not Luke, not Luca.
But yeah, no, that's the show. We'll see a uh Wednesday.
Have a nice day, see you later. Goodbye to
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