The Most RIDICULOUS Relationship Questions We’ve Ever Heard - Nonsense Podcast S4E92

With Henvincible still away, the power couple returns—Kelly and FNBob hold down the Nonsense fort all on their own! We kick things off with a Kelly Fact that has FNBob’s brain short-circuiting: identical twins smell so alike that even trained dogs can barely tell them apart… plus the wild “all dogs are technically twins” trivia drop. 🐶 Then it’s time for audience relationship questions—but don’t expect anything serious. FNBob has handpicked the most absurd, unhinged, and 100% nonsense submissions possible: 🛏️ “Is my girlfriend cheating on me… with a Jason Momoa body pillow?” 📺 “Is staying in a relationship just for the Netflix password wrong?” 🦙 “Is my fiancée crazy for preordering a llama for our wedding?” From there, Kelly and FNBob dish out equally ridiculous advice, proving once again that they’re probably not the people you should go to for real relationship help—but definitely the ones to go to for a laugh. ✨ Episode Highlights: 🐕 Identical twin smell science (and “all dogs are twins”??) 🛏️ Jason Momoa body pillow betrayal 📺 Netflix password loyalty test 🦙 Wedding llamas: genius or red flag? 😂 Relationship advice no one asked for—but you need anyway ❓ Question of the Day: What’s the pettiest reason you’ve ever stayed in—or left—a relationship? 📱 Follow us on social media for more updates and behind-the-scenes fun: Instagram: fnbobfnentertainment Twitter: @FNBOB36 Website: https://www.fnentertainment.com All the Other links: https://linktr.ee/FNBoB & https://linktr.ee/Henvincible & https://linktr.ee/rk9trainingllc #NonsensePodcast #Ridiculous #advice #JasonMomoa #wedding #netflix #breakup #TwinFacts #Podcast #comedy #relationship

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Identical twins have a very similar scent compared to other
humans that are not related to each other that closely.
But let me explain. Yeah, what when you have identical twins,
let's say scent dogs when they are smelling, or dogs

(00:21):
in general, things with the higher smell than people. When
they're smelling, identical twins they have a more similar smell
or sent to them than other humans do when they're
not that closely related, because their genetic makeup is really
closely the same. Because they're identical twins, they are the

(00:46):
same kind of thing. Uh. The only real difference that
dogs and other things can pick up is diet change
and like if they're sick or something. But other than that,
identical twins smell almost exactly the same.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
So now here's here's a two for question or two
for statement. One. I felt like, duh, they're identical, so
they should smell the same. But two, how do they
how do you find out if they don't, like one
commits a crime any other one doesn't.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
I mean they still have different fingerprints.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
They Okay, I was gonna say, like, where's the line
drawn where they're like, all right, here's the actual differences
Because I can't look at most twins and tell them apart,
so you.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
Can tell by their face shape. So when you have
identical twins, most of the time one's gonna have a longer,
thinner face and the other one will have a shorter,
wider face. Not by much, but that's a slight difference.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
I did not know that because I was gonna say, like,
I never really only could tell Tea and samarrow difference
because one of them had the mold, right, that was
about it.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
But they have that too, for I don't know which.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
One, but one has a longer face than the other.
I've never thought about it.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
Not by much. It's really hard to tell. But yeah,
one of them is gonna have a little bit of
a bigger or a wider face.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
So then the only ones that were wrong were the
Lindsay Lohan movies because they just cloned it little chick
and she didn't have a different face. Lies, absolute lies.
So they have different fingerprints, different faces. What else do
they got different? I'm assuming you know all of this stuff. No, no, no, but.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
No, identical twins are very very very similar, very similar.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Are there twins and dogs?

Speaker 1 (02:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:34):
So this is why there's a podcast called thing positive,
where I typically just act stupid shit and they can
get answers like this, So I would like for you
to reiterate this is This is probably gonna be a
short one more time. Did you just casually drop that
dogs have twins?

Speaker 1 (02:51):
Yeah? Yeah, Well, I guess all dogs are essentially twins
because they all are together in the same sack, the.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Same well no, what I mean is sack. They're the
same litter. Oh okay, but they're not. Do they have
identical twins? And I'm madda now I just thought about that.
They are all born at the same time, so they
are technically twins. The fraternal twins is what you were thinking,
by the way, But there are no identical twins in dogs.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
There can be, It's rare, but they can be. It's
hard to tell, honestly, because when you take a a
LTRA sound of a dog, you're doing it from their side.
So what you're seeing is a dog like the the
dog like downward on their side. So when the dogs
are laid out, they're like this way. They're all laid

(03:48):
out vertically, I guess, or no, horizontally horizontally. So when
you're looking at a sonogram of a dog. They what
you're seeing is their skull and their spine, and that's
how you can tell like how many are there. So
it's really really hard to tell, like which ones are
in which sack or they're like individually sacked or things

(04:12):
like that. But yeah, it does happen, it's just really
really hard to tell.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
I'm getting tool for all this information. Okay, I just
want you to know that I have no idea what's
going on. We're talking about dog sacks and embryos. Like
I was, all right, so let's roll us back, just
asmidchet so I can keep up, just I can keep up. So,
first of all, I didn't even know that twins are
in the same sack. Is that how twins work?

Speaker 1 (04:33):
Identical twins? Yes?

Speaker 2 (04:36):
So even in humans they're like bunge you together or
some shit. I'm learning something right now, Like I'm dead serious.
So it's just like a sack inside the stomach two
babies for twins, So you can't tell twins are coming, yeah,
ahead of time, if they're identical or not. I did

(04:59):
not know that at all. What the hell is going on?
So now how do you get non fraternal twins? Because
I thought that was just whole or nonfraternal, like that's
not so. There's fraternal twins that are just they're born
at the same time, and then you have ones that
are identical, which are separate, but they're in the same
sac yep.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
So essentially when the cells are kind of splitting off
I'm pretty sure that's how it works when the Now
I'm not an expert in babies. I have no idea
about kids, but when cells are kind of splitting off
and making a human, when you have identical twins, they

(05:41):
just kind of split off and do a thing, I think.
But when you have fraternal that it's two eggs fertilized
at the same time, but they're separated. But when it's identical,
it's two together at the the.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
Same the same thing, and then they just splity. Okay, look,
I'm not here for Welcome to biology with nonsense, So
nonsense with biology. I'm fucking my brain hurts, all right,
I don't know. This is why you need to stay
your ass back there, because don't nobody want to be thinking.
Somebody just woke up this morning, popped this episode in

(06:22):
and was like, probably whatever title I put was not this,
So don't.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
Listen to me. I don't know kids like that or any.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
But you just showed me a picture of two sacks
and one sack with two babies, and I'm just like,
I didn't even know that's how that worked. I did
not wake up today. It was just like, I need
some sack facts. I need to know how this works
thoroughly and whatever. All right, yeah you win, you got it.
What was the thing that you started off with?

Speaker 1 (06:52):
Identical twins have a very similar sense.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
We were just thinking about smells, all right, right, do
they have this? I was just those jokes to be had.
I was gonna talk about twin farts and whatnot.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
That's where I thought you were going to.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
Yeah, I was, But then we went down the line
of a lot of knowledge and a lot of information.
I'm not mad at you, for give me one.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
And positive that I was right about that, But I
feel like that's what I think.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
All I know is you showed me a picture was
one sec two babies identical two secs, and the membrane
in between is the different type of twin, not identical. Gotcha.
There's too much information for me, That's all I'm saying.
There's a lot of information. It's great information, and I'm
sure somebody learned something. Is I shouldn't have learned something.

(07:41):
What where's the joke?

Speaker 1 (07:42):
And that I thought you were gonna come up with
the jokes the.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
Back I don't know where to go with that's I.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
Thought the farts was a thing like you were gonna
you kind of hint to it, like can dogs smell
out a twin and be wrong about it?

Speaker 2 (07:59):
Like but you said like a lot of times, especially
with like police stuff, that like dog sniffing is highly inaccurate, not.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
Highly inaccurate, but it can be an accurate.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
Well, I guess for that. And again, don't take none
of this to be fair. This is this is a
non factual moment. I remember we had a conversation about
like drug sniffing dogs.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
Now they're drug sniffing dogs. Need uh, they need to
have their jobs after they're done because they spent their
whole lives doing scent work. So if they're not in
scent work classes, which they should be, then then what
they do is they'll make up like a thing and

(08:43):
then they'll like, uh, show positive on something that's not positive.
So they see they're telling you that they smell a
thing that's not actually there that does That does happen
with retired dogs because they're not getting all that fulfillment
of sniffing or sent work that they should have that

(09:03):
they should be doing so so retired.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
So from now this is back to some thanks stuff.
So if you have a retired sniffing dog and your
dog starts sniffing out shit and it's just like there
it is, it's probably not drugs. More than likely it's
not drugs.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
They're looking to get the treat, the toy, whatever they're doing,
so they're just doing it, right.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
Does that happen with regular police dogs though, like during
the job sometimes because it's.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
So trained on then no, not usually. Okay, most of
the time what they're doing is they get toys. Most
of the time it's toys because police dogs don't get
treats like that. But when they're out on the job
and they send a thing and they do it positively,

(09:50):
then they get the toy. But if they do it
and it's not actually there, then they don't get a toy.
So they're being taught that being accurate gets in the
good things. Okay, so for the most part they're accurate
with it. Now that can only get you really so
far in things. But it's becoming very very relied on,

(10:13):
especially for like bombs and drugs and things like that,
for dogs to do things the right way.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
So I guess that's good because I was sure, was like,
I wonder if they'd be screwing up a lot. I mean,
I mean, and I was granted. I always blamed you know,
the handlers for situations like that, because if you don't
like reinforce it properly, then obviously your dog's no good.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
But the ones that make it through and are actually
like drug dogs or bomb dogs, those dogs have been
in training for years to do what they do, and
so for them, just doing it willy nilly is not
an option. For them, Like, they are very serious about
finding the thing and doing it right, and they're trained

(10:57):
for years to make sure that's right. Nothing is one
hundred percent, but like dog noses are at least three
to five times better than ours, so they have the
better range of things than we do, so we rely
on it. Just they're not robots and they can't be

(11:20):
one hundred percent all the time, but for the most
part they're right.

Speaker 2 (11:25):
That's quite interesting. More interesting than that, this is why
I think positive is a thing. If you're done, If
you're interested in more than that, comment below. If you
want more of Kelly Dog information and comment, if you
want to Think Positive podcast, to come back. Because I
produce that show, I actually help with that show. That

(11:45):
show is cool to be and I don't know nothing.
We can do it, but we can do it again.
If if to ten likes and we do another episode
to Think Positive, that's all we need is ten likes,
ten likes and we do another thing positive episode. Alright,
let's start the show. Welcome back to another episode of

(12:50):
the Nonsense Podcast. I happen to be your hosts F
and Bob, the FN host, the f N CEO of
F and Entertainment, and a bunch of other things you
don't really care about with me again. On this side, Kelly,
our residential button presser, right, you're just not good at
pressing buttons. On this side, our FN engineers what I

(13:11):
call her, and also Chad our fn HR. Everybody's on
this side today. There's no one on the background. Henny
is not here, and you know what. The show must
go on. And I feel like it's been slightly interesting,
slightly slightly interesting, a little too much information, Kelly, a
little too much information here. It's time to get stupid

(13:32):
on an episode because I'm back in charge. But I
would like the first off, ass, how's everybody doing at home?
Because we're here and you're out there and you're listening,
and I'd like to hear from you. How you guys
doing today? How are you doing? Kelly? Buy a shirt?
How are you doing?

Speaker 1 (13:48):
Chad?

Speaker 2 (13:54):
And nobody fists? Just flip them off one good time?
But how do you? How's everybody doing? How's every right
to do it? At home? Hopefully you're having a wonderful Wednesday,
a nice hump day. It's a few more days to
the weekend. A lot of good stuff coming up in
this weekend. I hope some cool stuff. Is payday for
some people. If it's not next week is payday? Be happy?

Speaker 1 (14:16):
Or if you a work a job like I do
and you're independent.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
There's no payday. You ain't got no payday. You just
got bills, action bills. And if you ain't got no job,
then shut your broke ass up. On with the show. Though.
We got an interesting episode, so we did some fanglan,

(14:41):
we did some social media wizard try. I don't know
how you do that stuff sometimes, but you pose a
question to the ether, and you just went out there
and asked, Hey, we feel like we're the greatest couple
on podcast history, at least I've been saying so. And
you're like, we should give some uh, some relationship styled.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
Advice since we just got married.

Speaker 2 (15:05):
And yeah, see, we know what we're talking about. I
say that, and I'm not even wearing my rheit ring.
But doesn't we known symbols are for the simple minded.
It's okay, and I'm saying we're better than that. So
we we we pose the question, Hey, give us your
ridiculous relationship questions. Give us all of your ridiculous questions,
and let the power duo that is Kelly and Bob

(15:27):
answer those questions. I got a little list, a little
list of questions, and we're gonna answer them on this
episode in three more minutes. You gotta wait. I'm just kidding,
I'm just getting I got a small list of questions.
It's a quick three minutes. But yeah, it's probably gonna

(15:50):
take me even longer to find the actial questions again,
because that's sure the hell did not put them up now,
I got the questions, just so anyway, I got some questions.
These were these were user or fan or just people
on the internet generated questions the social media's and whatnot.

(16:10):
They wanted to ask the dynamic doing some ridiculous questions,
and I said, please make it ridiculous. Find me the
good stuff. Find me that you I don't care about
if your boyfriend don't wash dishes. I'm not here for
the man Versus Women podcast. I want the nitty gritty,
real life situation stuff. Okay, that's what I'm here for.

(16:31):
So I picked a few. Were gonna see what to do?
All right? Question number one, Dear F and Bob and Kelly,
my girlfriend says she loves me, but she also sleeps
with the body pillow shape, like Jason Momoa, is this cheating?

Speaker 1 (16:51):
You know what I have the most issue with? What
is it? Jason? All the people Jason Mola, Yes, cheating.

Speaker 2 (17:01):
Yes, it's cheating because you could have cheated better, at
least have some standards. You're supposed to go upward a
pillow Jason Momo. That sounds terrible, uncomfortable. That's why it
probably smells bad. I think it smells by by the fault.
I feel like I'm not saying Jason Momoa is thank
but I feel like a Jason Momo pillow would sank.

Speaker 1 (17:18):
I don't think he stinks, but I think I think
you could have done could have done better. No, no,
you could have done better, my girl. You could have
done it better. Man, anybody else.

Speaker 2 (17:34):
It's cheating just for the simple fact that it's Jason Momo.
I like that answer. My only question is, this is
how you find out if it's cheating. Get your own.
You get your own, but you get somebody that makes
no sense, you get you get an Elliot page. Confused
that bitch. You get an Eliot page because it was

(17:57):
a woman. It's still a woman, and but it looks
like a man. I don't know what it looks like.
But get an Elliott page one and then and you
just wait for the reaction and then if she got
a problem with it, and then it's like I thought
we was just getting body pillows in this bitch? What's
going on here? That's answer, don't judge me, get your own.

Speaker 1 (18:21):
I'm still you should have chose somebody better, man, anybody
other than Ryan Reynolds is a better choice than that.

Speaker 2 (18:29):
Other than Ryan Reynolds. Jason Moore and Ryan Reynolds are
two terrible human beings. And I'm glad you're on my
side about Ryan Reynolds. Fine, it took you long enough.
Dude's a fucking weirdo. All right. This one is titled
Shower Thoughts and Sadness. What I don't like this? Hey y'all,
Hey y'all, Okay, maybe I should reread this. Hey y'all,

(18:51):
you want to read this one, because all right, you
got you got the Southern draw for this one. You
read that one, you give it that Southern twang that
it needs, because I like the Hey y'all started this one. Okay,
hang out.

Speaker 1 (19:04):
It is weird that my boyfriend brings his bluetooth speaker
into the shower and blast sad country means country breakout songs,
break up or breakout, breakup song, breakup country countries.

Speaker 2 (19:21):
You gotta read it right.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
It's weird that my boyfriend brings his bluetooth speaker into
the shower and blast sad country breakup songs even though
we haven't broke up yet. Should I be worried or
just moisturize more? What the okay? Okay, now here's the thing.

Speaker 2 (19:43):
It does, moids more. I just wanted to make sure.
I just wanted to make sure.

Speaker 1 (19:49):
Now here I love me some divorced dad rock. I
feel like that's not a breakup songs, but it's it's
what you listen to after a serious heartache. And I
love that stuff. I grew up with it. That was

(20:10):
my music.

Speaker 2 (20:10):
Yeah. No, you're all into the the forced dad ruck.

Speaker 1 (20:13):
So I don't think it's a bad thing. The issue
lies in what songs is it. Is it bad songs
or is it actually good? Like he's got to get
his feelings out, and the showers the place to do it.
And I think that that's fine. But as long as
it's good music and you're actually like get it out.

Speaker 2 (20:34):
So here's here's here's the caveat. This is just coming
from a dude trying to help you with some dude
related ship. It's not about what dudes be singing in
the shower. It never is that. It's how do you
do it? See now, women get concerned or men get
concerned when women be singing too hard, Like I don't
want to hear y'all be out there time. I ain't

(20:54):
got no nigga, ain't no nigga, ain't got me. All
of that, but you sing that a little too hard,
like like hold on, you got a nigga and he
might beat your ass for singing that two outs. You
know what I mean? This is fucking Friday night, seventy
eight degree, whatever the fuck the song is. I don't
remember the song, but you know, but y'all know what
I'm talking about. Outside. So women be singing songs too

(21:15):
hard like they be single, and that'd be what get
dudes upset. What you should be concerned with is if
a dude is listening to divorce music or breakup songs
and he ain't singing, if he is quiet, he is
internalizing that. If he pulls the vegeta and he's in
the shower, straight up into the shower head letting the

(21:38):
water run down his face, yeah, you might got a problem.
You might have a problem that man is. He's contemplating.
He is one d per contemplating. I need you to
have a conversation with that man or suckers dick immediately.
You got two options. You got two options, conpensated or
suck is dick. You got to figure out what the
problem is right away. If you can't get your answers

(22:00):
out of them, two things. You might as well just
go ahead, walk away, man, pack up your stuff by yourself.
Let it be a quiet breakup then, because that man
has already already thought of them through, so let it be.
But if he's just singing alone to the song, he
might just like the song. If he is just having fun,
he brought the bluetooth out. But what if he is
quiet and he brought a beer. Leave that man alone.

(22:24):
You're done. You did something, and he is just going
through the motions. Now a beer in the shower is
one he is done. Just throwing that out though, country
breakup plus beer, get the fuck out. Go ahead, leaf,
go ahead and leave you on your own accord. Because
that breakup ain't gonna be pretty and you finna have
your feeling hurts. You should just go and leave ahead

(22:46):
of the time and let him be happy by himself.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
Now here's what where's the line? Drone? When it's just uh,
maybe he had a bad day at work and he
needs like hand, you.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
Know, like, no, it's never sad songs when it's a
long bad I don't know any dude that listens to
shit like that on a bad day. You listening to
the most loud boisterous, bullshit based boosted songs. That's when
you had a bad day, you just need to cleanse
the palette. Most of the times you just cleansing the palate.

(23:20):
You're not thinking breakup songs unless you went through a
breakup or you're considering one and you're just trying to
get your emotions in check. You know what I mean.
But again, it's all dependent on how quiet he is.
The quieter he is, the more you should be concerned,
but not too concern. If the man's always quiet, then
he's just quiet. He's a quiet individual. It's just a

(23:41):
cosmic flip. If you don't know your man well enough
to know the flip, then that's on you. If you
are a loud normal if your man's normally loud and
he gets quiet, that's a problem. If he is normally
quiet and gets loud, that is a problem, not for
you to correct, but for you to be aware of
and address the situation properly. It's all I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
Okay, next question.

Speaker 2 (24:07):
Why you scared? Scared? I don't listen to the breakup music.
I don't listen country at all. No, absolutely not. I
don't think it's bad music at all. By by any means.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
I literally only listen to stuff that I grew up
listening to. And uh, it's not many songs, but there's
a few songs and artists that I can listen to
that like bring out the childhood feels other than that,
like country for me anymore?

Speaker 2 (24:37):
All Right, this one says, my partner insists that chunky
Peter butter is for people with trust issues. He refuses
to keep it in the house. Is this a red flag,
just deep trauma or just bad sandwiches? The man's right.
The man's right to a pretty decent degree. We just
discussed this on the previous episode. That's that's pretty probably.

(25:00):
I like that. I like that it came back, just
bring and running back. No, now that he's gonna have
it in this house is kind of crazy. But why
do why do you keep insisting that it comes in
the house? That's my question? Why do you keep bringing
it up? O? No, the man said, no peanut, no
chunky peanut butter. Why you keep while you what you're

(25:20):
trying to do, what you're trying to prove? Huh See, y'all,
women don't be leaving well enough alone. And if the
man don't like tunky peanut butter. See, it's not that
he don't want chunky peanut butter in the house. It's
more why do you keep trying to bring chunky peanut
butter in his house? He said, he don't like chunky
peanut butter. You keep sucking up and put it on
the sandwiches and shit. And he didn'et been told Joe

(25:43):
as stopped buying this ship. Just get the smooth, Just
get the smooth. And I bet it that's what I bet,
that's all it is. I bet that he keeps telling
you get the smooth, and your dumb ass keep grabbing
a chunky one.

Speaker 1 (25:54):
I was literally gonna say a long time.

Speaker 2 (25:59):
It wasn't even a fight. It was a disagreement, and
where he was just like he probably nicely said the
first time, like I don't really like the chunky, so
just get the smooth, right, And then the next time
you got it again, and he's like, well, if you're
gonna if you like chunky, that's cool, just get me
a smooth but John counterbalance your chunky one, and then
you probably do some bullshit. It was just like, why

(26:20):
we gotta buy two peanut butters? Look bitch, because I
only won't smooth. He was being nice. Get that ship
out of my house that now, and that's a problem.
I done told your ass multiple times about this chunky
peanut butter situation. Now we're fighting. It was a conversation before.

Speaker 1 (26:37):
You don't listen because you can always add it's not
the same. I guess you can always add peanuts to
your sandwich if you want.

Speaker 2 (26:46):
Right, but why are you putting chunky peanut butter on
your sandwiches?

Speaker 1 (26:50):
He's right, he's right, he's right.

Speaker 2 (26:53):
I don't even know that there's that much discussion to
be had with that. He's right. You're wrong, you're very wrong,
and stop by the chalky peanut butter. He did nothing
else tell you. He ain't did nothing tell you, and
you just refuse to keep the smooth of the peanut butter.
It seems like it's fat. And no, there's no trauma here.

(27:14):
There's no trauma here, because I just reread it. Is
this a red flag? No red flags? This is green,
this is green, It's all green, no trauma. He's right,
he's just like he's an individual who knows how to
make a sandwich. Obviously you don't all right, Next one,
I think my wife is emotionally cheating on me with

(27:36):
her pilates instructor. She never misses a class. I swear
she's moaned core engagement in her sleep. What do I do?
All Right, Look, this ain't funny because I don't think
she's cheating. I think she just likes pilates too much

(27:58):
and she's weird. Pilate's that often.

Speaker 1 (28:01):
No, Pilates is a cult, and I'll stand by that.
So yeah, I don't think she's cheating on you with
another person, but she is cheating on you with an exercise,
and it's a problem. Pilates is a cult, and I'm sorry, folk,
it's a problem.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
No, No, I just I use sleep and do pilates though,
Like she is sitting at Core engaged in sleep, and
I bet she still don't ride it. That will. That's
the problem. I ain't never seen seen that. No, I'm sorry, sir,
I'm sorry, sir. The only thing I can tell you
is to go to plates with her. But I'd rather

(28:40):
date a yoga chick than a pilates chick do the
same thing. Yoga is not as bad as a cult.

Speaker 1 (28:47):
It's not as bad, but it is bad.

Speaker 2 (28:50):
It's the extra it's the extra yoga like regular yoga's cool.
I do a little bit of yoga. You do a
little bit of yoga, but it's when you do hot yoga,
sweaty hot boxing yoga with the weird dude with the
long ponytail. What well, why are you cheesing so hard?

Speaker 1 (29:06):
I just watched the video of Ozzie doing goat.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
Yoga and it was Ozzy.

Speaker 1 (29:15):
My my father.

Speaker 2 (29:19):
He I can't you can't be talking colts and didn't
call Ozzy your father like that.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
So Ozzy and Kelly went to a baby goat Osbourn.

Speaker 2 (29:30):
Kelly not your.

Speaker 1 (29:33):
But they went to baby goat yoga and he was
the cutest freaking thing because he was holding the goat
like a baby and feeding it a bottle and all
the thing. Okay, go on plates is a cult.

Speaker 2 (29:44):
I'm sorry. Yeah, I don't know how to help you, sir.
Either go to plates and double check that she's not
screwing the instructor, which I doubt it. I just think
people who do polates that heavily are weird, And I
think everybody who exercises as a lifestyle is kind of weird,
and there's nothing wrong with that, Like that's just your weirdness.
I have a weirdness to try and be funny and
and terrible situations. You're weird because you know all the

(30:06):
animal facts and it's it's kind of creepy. It's creepy.
That's creepy as hell. Now everybody's got that weird. But
if you chose exercises, you're weirdom.

Speaker 1 (30:18):
Like, it's the kind of exercise it is, like, yes,
Jim bros Are also weird, weird, but the yoga and
pilates people like, I don't know, it's it's weird. It's
a weird exercise because it doesn't really feel like exercising.

(30:38):
It's just a bunch of stretching and I don't know.
It's just it's a weird colt and I don't get it.
But we're also not in the colt.

Speaker 2 (30:47):
Nope, so I can't judge the colt on the outside.
So I would say, just leave her, bro, just.

Speaker 1 (30:56):
Leave eventually to exercise, right, it's.

Speaker 2 (31:00):
Gonna be like that. Remember that chick from GTA five
that she would always just be like doing unnecessary tour
toward de Frances and shit, which is crazy. That's what
I think of when I think of like hardcore exercise shicks.
It's just the kind of nuts throwing that out there,
just throwing that out there. It's okay, all right, last
one before commercial. My situationship keeps showing, keeps whoa, there's

(31:26):
too many fucking w's and s's in a sentence. Okay,
my situationship keeps watching shows we agreed to binge together
without me. I want to dump them, but they're the
only one that pays for the streaming. Is this a
valid real? Is this a valid Is that valid relationship?
Or a crime of fashion?

Speaker 1 (31:46):
One? I hate situationship that I don't even like the name. Yeah,
that's such a stupid thing. So that's not I don't
even want to call that a relationship.

Speaker 2 (31:57):
It's not a relationship. It's a situationship. It's different, stupid.
Oh my god, you ain't never had a situationship. Somebody
just once in a while kick it with But you
like I ain't. I don't like you like that? No, no, no, okay, no,
I'm hung around a lot of people. I wouldn't call

(32:18):
it a situationship. But I've had like a very pseudo
relationship with a person where I'm just like, no, we're
just really cool. But I don't think i'd ever actually
date you. No, Okay, I'm sorry, but.

Speaker 1 (32:32):
I will say when you actually get into a relationship
that watching a show that you guys are supposed to
watch together without the other person is basically cheating.

Speaker 2 (32:45):
Damn yeah, bro, Damn. My question is you can't because
she pays for the streaming.

Speaker 1 (32:58):
Service streams or learn how to pirate it, you know, trying.

Speaker 2 (33:03):
To play hooky. I see what you're saying.

Speaker 1 (33:06):
A big advocate for piracy, but it may save you
some dollars if you're in that situation and you can't
pay for it. But at that point, like, do you
even care about the show anymore?

Speaker 2 (33:20):
Because I think that's the thing. I think he cares
about the showboard and he cares about her. That's why
she's a situationship. He just needs a Netflix password, all right.
So I feel like you just got to touch some
of this shit out, baby. I think you just got
to show up. Netflix is a specific as hell now
it is, And if it's specifically Netflix, we dropped Hulu
because it's too expensive. All right, here's my word advice.

(33:41):
First off, I need I need you to give me
a follow up. I need to know which stream and
service it is because price points to show, and I
need to show. I need to know how valuable, how
value the show is, because if we like like Peacock,
ain't number like a dollar and twist the medals on Peacock,
ain't no excuse for you not to get your own
goddamn Peacock account. But I understand, like Hulu, Netflix, you're

(34:04):
trying to watch some Stranger Things or some shit. That's
as long as every show crunchy Roll anime. You watching
the anime without me, bitch, and we're supposed to be
keeping up, Like I'm not even trying to watch one Piece,
But if we agreed to watch one Piece together, that's
a that's that's a commitment and a half. We're supposed
to be watching one Piece together. And you skipping arcs

(34:26):
on my ass, bitch. Oh no, I can't. First of all,
I can't even afford crunchy Roll, crunch Row crush rows
two damn expensive that she used to be extra cheap,
two damn expensive. And you gonna you just gonna go
to arc after art like I did that shit you
were with fairy Tale. We was trying to keep up
a fairy Tale. But look, bit, you was working and

(34:47):
I had to watch fairy Tale. Okay, so but we
split off. I let you do what I was that
we tried to keep up and then eventually you surpassed me,
and that was on me. That's on me.

Speaker 1 (34:58):
If it's an agreed thing, like like you said, it
was the work conflict and we couldn't watch things together, Okay,
we're gonna talk about it after the fact, when you
catch up to where I am or I'm catching up
to you, then talk about it, that's right. But if
you're just gonna straight up like I just I want
to watch this and and then you go, that's cheating

(35:19):
my guy.

Speaker 2 (35:20):
Damn.

Speaker 1 (35:21):
So don't do that. Don't do that. You will get
You'll get.

Speaker 2 (35:24):
Stabbed, damn stabbed over a show.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
Serious.

Speaker 2 (35:28):
And maybe I'm on the outside because I don't give
a fuck about no show that much. Now I'm just like,
I'm gonna stab you for watching this show. But the
only reason I be mad is if it's elongated show
and you're finna spoil it like I hate spoilers for sure.
Don't spoiler that shit. Shut your motherfucking mouth up, like
watch the show, get ahead, but shut your ass up.
Shut your ass up. That's all I'm asking. I ain't

(35:50):
ask for too much more than that. Just be quiet
until I catch you up. Shut your mouth. Commercial commercial break.
We'll see you in a few minutes. Goodbye.

Speaker 3 (35:59):
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(36:19):
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out our lovely merch. Now back to the show.

Speaker 2 (36:33):
Welcome back to the Nonsense Podcast. I'm Bob. That's Kelly.
Chad's back here. Henny is off of No Man's Land.
If you're just concerned we didn't fire him, we'll consider
it when we haven't fired him. It's just off in
New York somewhere and the Big Apple taking a bite
out of a chop cheese with probably some Jamaican beef

(36:54):
patty or some bullshit on it. I don't know what
the fuck they be doing out there A little bit right,
I don't know what they be doing out there. I
asked him we should tax and find out. He getting
at the Okeyway.

Speaker 1 (37:03):
He didn't do that last time.

Speaker 2 (37:04):
He better go get at the Okey Way because they
way get more expensive. He up his prices, but it
gets you that ship before it's too late.

Speaker 1 (37:11):
Whole paycheck.

Speaker 2 (37:12):
He knows he ain't got no money as is man.
Need you get one of the chop cheese the Okeyway? Uh?
We have more relationship questions sent in by a few
Rando fans and whatnot. I picked out a handful of him.
I didn't read him ahead of time, but I got
I just skimmed through and I was like, that sounds
interesting and I'm gonna go for it. So here's the
next one. Oh fuck, I forgot about. This was actually

(37:35):
when ones I actually remembered. I'm glad I said that now. Uh.
This one was titled sock list in Seattle. I don't
know why I specifically say I love the names. By
the way, every time my boyfriend takes off his shoes,
a small part of my soul dies. He refuses to
wear socks even in the winter. Can love survive stinky

(38:00):
feat or frostbite? I love the ending solidies by the way,
like you guys really like I would like to say
every once in a while, like when y'all when y'all
get the message and y'all get the assignment, y'all get
the assignment.

Speaker 1 (38:10):
I like this.

Speaker 2 (38:12):
So, no socks? Is that a problem? Your feet snak?

Speaker 1 (38:18):
Yeah? No, we we are not surviving. We're not We're
not doing it.

Speaker 2 (38:22):
My feet don't stink that bad, dude. I just want
to ask. I'm sorry. I just wanted to make sure
because you had to. You had a look on your
faces like I smelled your feet before. Get them feet
out of my face.

Speaker 1 (38:33):
No, I'm imagining in my mind a person that never wears.

Speaker 2 (38:38):
Socks athlete's foot. That that's awful, tough acting acting baby,
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
And there's nothing you can do, nothing you can do.
That's going in your house, that's going on your bed,
that's that's everywhere. That's smell and I can't, I can't.
You will never be invited to the house, you will
never be a to take off your shoes.

Speaker 2 (39:01):
But at least he's wearing shoes, So that's something I know.
More people that are straight barefoot in life.

Speaker 1 (39:08):
I think I would rather go barefoot. I would rather
him go barefoot than to deal.

Speaker 2 (39:12):
With that with sockless shoes. And it's a boy.

Speaker 1 (39:19):
He's barefoot all the time. It's gonna air itself out
and not be so bad.

Speaker 2 (39:24):
But okay, I was just curious. I'm glad that they
they They didn't specify, but they did say I like
the title. The title helped us narrow some some information.
Now they're in Seattle. Seattle's wet. Seattle's always wet and damp.

Speaker 1 (39:42):
Also, I would rather.

Speaker 2 (39:45):
Would but no, you can't go barefoot in Seattle because
everybody's doing drugs. Everybody's doing drugs, so you can't go barefoot.
But he didn't want the socks because he be sweaty.

Speaker 1 (39:57):
Because it's monkey wearing sand all the time. No, he might.

Speaker 2 (40:03):
I would like to know, dude get too cold. But
he's definitely white, because ain't no niggas in Seattle. Ain't
no niggas in Seattle. So this is a white man,
and white people can survive cold all types of different ways.
And he's a hipster for sure. I'm stereotyping hard. I

(40:26):
don't know this man, but I'm saying the Seattle white
guy definitely not on drugs. I'm assuming he's not on
drugs because that might have came up first. I feel
like if he was on drugs, you got other things
to worry about, lady, other than the sockless shoes. He's
a hipster for sure. This is a kirk Kobang wanna
be white guy. I'm imagining everything in my mind's eye, long,

(40:48):
dirty blond hair, flannel, possibly sandals, skinny jeans, unnecessary amounts
of bracelets, you know what I mean. Definitely can you
picture this man? He already smells. The feat's not the problem.
I think. I think he just needs a bath. He

(41:09):
probably I think he just needs a bath in general.

Speaker 1 (41:12):
When actually and actually washed his feet, because there's this
stereotype that white people don't be washing there.

Speaker 2 (41:20):
Y'all don't y'all don't wash nothing past past chest.

Speaker 1 (41:23):
I tell you, it's a it's bad.

Speaker 2 (41:32):
I don't know. It depends. Is she overreacting to the smell.
Maybe maybe it's just the fact that he don't wear socks.
He might be all right. I think he might be
all reacted. I'm gonna go the other way with this one.
I think he might be overreacting and calm down. If
he wears sandals, dude, he can eat air radom ships.
If you want to feet washing dudes, like, shut up.

(41:55):
If he moisturized, take care of he had. I I'm
just saying he might be one of them kind of
hipsters that moisturized. You don't know. There's a lot of
heill walking and now here's my thing, there's a lot
of hell walking in Seattle. Now, if he got blisters
because he ain't got no socks, he definitely got blisters,

(42:16):
or he got strong feet. See this is why I
need to know what kind of shoes he wear. Do
he got the shoe the toe shoes, you know what
I'm saying. Like he got the spread feet toe shoes,
you can't wear socks with them. He might be right,
He might just be in the right. See, lady, if

(42:38):
you don't give me some more information, I think you're wrong.
I'm gonna go on this premise. I think you're wrong
until you give me some more information. But right now
you are in the wrong. Lead that that that that
open toad man alone. Let him live. If his feet
don't stink and he ain't got no blisters, you are
you are just exaggerating I'm gonna go on that line. See. See,
sometimes you gotta break these things down. See every days

(43:00):
was trying to set us up. I don't appreciate it.
You got a gas lightning Seattle. That's what you're actually doing.
She ain't s thinking seat you gas lightning Seattle. All right,
look man, all right, no title on this one. Mom
My mom's boy, my boyfriend's mom. The other way. My

(43:20):
boyfriend's mom likes me more than he does. Oh, my
boyfriend mom likes me more than he does. He doesn't
like you.

Speaker 1 (43:32):
Yeah, his mom likes her, but he don't like it.

Speaker 2 (43:36):
Okay. She texts me daily, sends me memes, and just
invited me to a family vacation without him. Oh fuck?
Should I say yes and go on vacation without my boyfriend?

Speaker 1 (43:50):
Sounds like you're dating the mom date mom, screw him?

Speaker 2 (43:56):
Who's paying? Is my questions? The mom paying?

Speaker 1 (44:00):
She's playing she's paying for if mom's.

Speaker 2 (44:03):
Paying, fuck it. It's less about the dating situations more
just like fucking like that's a free trip.

Speaker 1 (44:08):
Man. I thought this is gonna go mama's boy real fast.
So I am surprised that it's the other way. Yeah,
because I've seen like when people get together that the
girls mom will like the boyfriend. Yes, but that's the
other way, And so that's that surprising.

Speaker 2 (44:30):
It's the boyfriend's mom that likes the girlfriend only Yeah,
because I was gonna say I was any other relate.
I was in that relationship where my girlfriend's mom liked
me and literally told me to break up with the
daughter because that bitch is crazy.

Speaker 1 (44:45):
M hm, that's a crazy story.

Speaker 2 (44:47):
Yeah, no, it's that's legit. Just like that bit be tripping. Man,
you need to get the fuck up out of here.
And I didn't listen, and I should have listened. I
should have listened that bitch that bit bitches be crazy. Nah,
take the free trip. I don't see the problem. That
sounds like like a girls trip. Depends on where.

Speaker 1 (45:05):
You're going, That's what I was thinking. It's a girl's
trip kind it kind of thing. But why would you
why would you not? Why would she not invite her
son at all on a family trip because it's a
family trip, but.

Speaker 2 (45:20):
It could be all female family.

Speaker 1 (45:21):
That's true. So I think if it's that, if it's
a girl's trip, yeah go, don't worry about it. But
I don't know. I think there's a lot that's not
being said here. Yeah, and there's another side of this
pancake that we're not getting.

Speaker 2 (45:40):
Why pancake? Now a pancake?

Speaker 1 (45:43):
Is that a thing? Two sides to every pancake, and
we're only getting the one side. You gotta flip it over.
Give me that side.

Speaker 2 (45:49):
Okay. I have never heard that before. My way. You know,
we don't do doctor fill in his house. Doctor Phil
is a scam artist. Oh my god, that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (45:59):
Good analogy now, it is? It is.

Speaker 2 (46:01):
I'm just that's that's wild. That was wild. I've never
heard that phraseology before in my life. Now, I say,
take the free vacation literally, if it's free. Now, if
you gotta pay, yes, if you gotta pay, because at
the end of the day, you taking leave the money
from your boyfriend or your boyfriend's family.

Speaker 1 (46:19):
But if she offered, if she's offering and it's genuine
and she's not trying to like kill you or anything,
I think you should it's.

Speaker 2 (46:27):
A set up.

Speaker 1 (46:28):
It might be a setup.

Speaker 2 (46:29):
Was a set up the whole damn time the harvested
the skin, pushed the lotion on its skin or else
it's the hose again, me, I do me, she's gonna
suck your blood, sir or ma'am. She's one of those
weird bitches that just be like, if I drink her blood,

(46:50):
I feel younger, Queen Elizabeth, right, yes, bathing your blood?
Double check some shit real quick, man, Like, let everybody
know you take the Do you take the boyfriend? At
that point you fear for your life? I don't know,
And I'm like, you might want to take them just
in case. No, ha, take one of your friends. If

(47:11):
you gonna die, take one of your bitches with you.
You know what I mean. But y'all might have that
might be want to get out situations where you just
need some backup, just in case somebody wants to drink
some blood. Are they like, do some research, figure out
where you're going. Definitely don't go to Mexico. If y'all
going on to Mexico, definitely don't go. Stay your ass
in the States. No long flights, don't get taken.

Speaker 1 (47:34):
Don't go to Paris.

Speaker 2 (47:35):
Don't go to Paris for show sucks any damn way.
Why would you want to go to Paris? Actually, they
thoroughly why would you actually want to go What the
fuck is in Paris? Because they ain't even know niggas
in Paris. And that's what they told me in the song.
They said niggas in Paris, and I ain't none of
them over there. Paris is only good for like ransom,
big adds.

Speaker 1 (47:55):
Two city blocks, city blocks. You see the Eiffel Tower,
you get a bagels are not a big and that's it.
So don't go to Paris.

Speaker 2 (48:06):
It's the worst. It's the worst. Actually, no funk off.

Speaker 1 (48:09):
Okay, what's the next one?

Speaker 2 (48:10):
You gotta finish these off? We gotta. We only got
a few left, I got, I got a solid tend here.

Speaker 1 (48:15):
Good for another like three or four?

Speaker 2 (48:17):
Yeah, no, we got it exactly. My girlfriend has a
shoe box full of stuff from her ex notes photos,
even an old hoodie. She says it's for closure, but
the hoodie's been in the laundry twice this week. Am
I being dramatic or observant? I think everybody has an Xbox?
I think everybody has an Xbox. You don't have you

(48:40):
ever had one? No at all?

Speaker 1 (48:42):
No?

Speaker 2 (48:43):
Never, damn no, no. Well let me rephrase it. That
was a female, right, yeah, female with an Xbox. I
know a lot of dudes that have Xboxes. So a
girlfriend with one is a little different because you guys
are more emotionally attached.

Speaker 1 (48:59):
She was.

Speaker 2 (49:00):
She had that hoodie on, and she wore a hoodie, right, So.

Speaker 1 (49:06):
Well, that's weird to wash it because I'm thinking it
still smell on it. Nah, but if you're washing it,
it does.

Speaker 2 (49:12):
She washed the smell off. So it's not that.

Speaker 1 (49:14):
Serious unless she's got his cologne.

Speaker 2 (49:20):
No, because women are are like vindictive, like weird about
sh like that they would she would have bought you
the clone that she bought him kind of ship, So
that's different. I'm gonna say, leave it alone. It ain't
hurt nobody right now, so I ain't tripping. I'm not
really mad at that. I think I know dudes that
have xboxes. I don't have much stuff from excess to

(49:44):
have anything. But I understand the sentiment of it, you
know what I mean, at least for dudes. For dudes,
I understand it because we don't get ship. Dudes don't
get nothing. We don't get compliments, we don't get nice
things from other people like I'm sorry, like you got
the face and I'm just like I'm telling you what
it is. Dudes don't get nice shit. From anybody. So

(50:06):
when the one chick gets you the nice shit, you're
gonna remember that for the rest of your life, you
know what I mean. But you got me a lot
of shit if there was ever any reason why we
broke up or moved on. I got birthday cards from
you that I would keep. I got a sword, two
swords that you bought me. You bought me a lot
of shit. I'm not gonna give that shit up. You

(50:26):
bought me those things. Now I might be, you know,
cordial to another chick and maybe put them to the side,
you know what I mean. I'm not gonna display the
fucking birthday cards when I'm not gonna get rid of
them because you also drew them bitches my hand. It's
crazy to throw something like that up, so I put
it eye stashed to the side, you know what I mean.
It's I think the only problem with the Xbox is

(50:46):
how often do you go to it. If you go
to the Xbox, that's crazy. But you keep it just because, like,
I don't want to be a dick and throw it out,
you know what I mean. But she's also wearing a hoodie,
but it just could be a nice hoodie, and she
watched it, like you said, so it's not like a
weird sentimental thing, which is weird mind you that you
said that, because that's some dog shit and who literally

(51:09):
like literally that's what I'm saying, Like I'm saying, it's
a weird thing.

Speaker 1 (51:14):
Yeah, we like cologne and smells. Smells mean a lot
to me anyway, like when I I still to this
day have I'm not about a dude, but there's some
sense that my dog would smell like and that touches
me and it makes me emotional because I don't have

(51:36):
her anymore. So sense I have a lot of things
with women, I think, and if yeah, it's not a
thing of cologne, it's just other things like I don't know.
I think that's weird though, because when I break up
with somebody, it's we're done. But I also like, our

(51:57):
relationship is the only one that I'm like truly connected to.

Speaker 2 (52:01):
Right now, You've never had like a cordial breakup, I think.

Speaker 1 (52:04):
No, no, So so yeah, I don't know. I feel
having a bunch of their stuff or like things that
they've gotten you is weird to me to keep on too.

Speaker 2 (52:16):
If you're done, so then let me ask you this,
if there was any reason why, for some reason we
broke up. Would you keep any of the shit I
gave you? Is that giving you a decent amount of shit?

Speaker 1 (52:30):
I don't know. In my mind, I'm like, no, I'm
getting rid of it all. Really give me a backgrou.

Speaker 2 (52:39):
I'm selling it so not for me, But damn, that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (52:44):
I can see where it might be it might be
a better thing to hold on to it, like in
your your mind, because you have I guess I do too,
But I have a lot of like physical things right
that reminded me of it. But if I'm being reminded
of someone that I'm done with, then I'm getting what
if it.

Speaker 2 (53:04):
Was just a cordial thing? Like That's what I'm saying, Like,
not all breakups are fucking the end of the world. Yeah,
sometimes you gotta live in in the world of just
possibilities where people don't hate each other when they break up.
It's a possibility, and you don't have to hate the
person when you break up. We're just like, we're just
moved on. What if I fucking become like a fucking
uh uh uh, a trendsetting rock star kind of fucking

(53:26):
shit with this podcast and You're just like, I'm not
trying to live that life anymore. I don't wanna follow
you behind you in all this fucking California didty party shit.
You're like, I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna. I'm I can't.
I can't follow you anymore. I'm done where there's no
bad blood, you know what I mean? Just like you're
doing something that I can't keep up with you anymore. Yeah, no,

(53:47):
you're still. It's just like I'm out.

Speaker 1 (53:49):
Yeah. If we're done, that's it.

Speaker 2 (53:50):
We're done, damn cold blooded, all of that shit. I
gave you rings, fucking jewelry, I bargain the funk out
of your blazer, and you're gonna get rid of that
bracelet that is a d What the fuck am I
going to do with it? I can't wear it. It's yours.
That's crazy. I'm keeping all your ship and you just

(54:13):
like I can't. All right. I guess that's that's different.
I was not expecting that. I fucking feel bad now,
you know, fuck you.

Speaker 1 (54:23):
It's not a thing, but I don't. I want to
move on. If it's we're done, then we're done, and
I want to move on from it.

Speaker 2 (54:30):
So if you are you deleting all of our vacation photos,
all of that ship. You don't give a fuck about nothing.

Speaker 1 (54:37):
Damn I'll get you off of like Facebook. Any pictures
that are on there, they're they're out, Like I literally
when it's when I'm broken up with, somebody gets scrapped.
There's nothing there.

Speaker 2 (54:50):
So cold blooded? Okay, okay, all right? Ghosted or gas lit?
My date ghosted me for three months and then texting me, Hey,
you up and claim that they that playing they were
on a silent retreat in the woods. Do I respond

(55:10):
with love shade or a bar emoji? The nigga's in
a cult. First of all, the man's in a cult
for three months? You said three months? Let me double check,
just me sure, Yeah, three months. I date ghosted me

(55:32):
for three months and then text me and hate you up.
First off, hat you up? It is crazy. That's a
crazy follow up text after three months claying that they
were on a silent retreating the woods. Do I respond
with love shade or a bear emoji? Nah, he's in
a cult, so just just walk away, Just walk away,

(55:53):
unless he's out there fighting bears, which is dope as fuck.
Does he look like the type to be fighting bears.
You mentioned bear. Is he the type of person that said,
if you find me in the woods with a bear,
helped the bear?

Speaker 1 (56:04):
No, No, I think what what she's trying to say
is she's gonna choose the bear lame. But I'm with
her on that on that one. Like if you're ghosting,
if you haven't answered me in three months, I'm assuming
you died and so.

Speaker 2 (56:23):
Well, obviously he won the fun he beat the bear.

Speaker 1 (56:30):
If you waited that long, and that's what you gotta
say to start the conversation again, Like unless you were
literally on desk door, I don't want anything to do
with you. Damn period you waited that long?

Speaker 2 (56:47):
Three months is crazy? Hey, you up? Is also incredibly wild.
Now the man's in the colt. He was in there
doing a chevity. Dude, he's doing that move from to me.
He was resurrecting the devil's head. Button them boys. Now
I'm gonna pass on that one. I think that might

(57:07):
have been an easy one, the easiest one of today.
That was the easiest one of the day. That man
is with the scientologists or the Mormons, one or the other,
and them both cults, So throwing them out there, all right,
last one, last one, and then we will end the show.
My fiance says she wants a llama at our wedding,
not a lama theme, but a actual lama. She already

(57:31):
put down the deposit. Should I be worried? Or am
I the problem for not matching her energy? All right?
Check this out, bro, she tweaking. I know you would.
I'm not even mad at the lama. I'm not even
mad at the lama. Why the fuck you put a
deposit down already? Look, man, you are too excited for
this lama. You are way how much research did you

(57:56):
do ahead of time? You've been figured? Wait a minute
to hold on what.

Speaker 1 (58:04):
Back in the day, in the in the early YouTube days,
lamas with hats. It is a perfect thing to have
at a wedding. Is a lama and a hat and
all the flowers. Is the perfect thing.

Speaker 2 (58:19):
Brother, brother, brother, Man, lama's be spitting on people.

Speaker 1 (58:23):
No, that's what they do.

Speaker 2 (58:25):
Yes, they do, okay, and that's that's a shitty wedding.
If your fucking lama fucking characters out here hotting on
every goddamn body, it's a shitty party.

Speaker 1 (58:34):
And they do that when they're mad and oh, I don't.

Speaker 2 (58:37):
Know the fucking lama emotions. Okay, Like the fuck is
going on here? This probably motherfucker's probably like always the bridesmaid,
never the bride. He's probably already pissed by the fault.
Now he's fucking spitting on everybody. Get those fucking lama
to hell up out of this party unless we barbecuing
this nigga? What is going on? Why are you so
damn prepared for this lama? It's not mad an energy,

(59:00):
it's the preparedness I'm afraid of. She is way too prepare, sir.
You need you need to figure out what's going on
the deposit how much is how much? First of all,
how much is this wedding? Already calls? Because weddings already
too damn expensive. And now she's wrinting lamas not even
the dallary lama, a regular ass lama. Nah, No, I
think she might be out of control. It can't be

(59:24):
no less for damn animal. What the is the animal doing?
What is it gonna do?

Speaker 1 (59:29):
In spirit?

Speaker 2 (59:30):
And he wouldn't you know? We can get right now
in the spirit. If I gotta pay a thousand dollars
for this nigga to show up most expensive. Guess that's
extra food. You know how much food is at the wedding?

Speaker 1 (59:40):
Nah?

Speaker 2 (59:41):
No, she's tweaking, bro. I might, I might she tweaked?
She tweaking bro? She tweaking caseose stuff? She tweaking bro?
Get out of chat? F the chat for the lama
bro just too much? No, absolutely not, she is too
She is too excited. She put a down payment on it.

(01:00:03):
I would like to know again, some of these need
some follow ups. I need to know how much is
lama cost I should need to notice. I assume nobody
was going this deep into it, but I would like
to know that the price point. Can you look that
up real quick? See if you can find rent a lama?
What website did you go? If you can't find, how
much do a lama costs? In the next two minutes?

(01:00:24):
She put too much time and effort in brother, ma'am, sir,
all of you, it shouldn't take this.

Speaker 1 (01:00:30):
Loan rentals typically range from sixty to one hundred and
fifty a day.

Speaker 2 (01:00:39):
All right, that's less e specive than I thought. All right,
so now we got to revert a little bit.

Speaker 1 (01:00:44):
Hostually, there's seventy five.

Speaker 2 (01:00:46):
Seventy five a day to rental lama. Damn how much
was the deposit? I guess it's just the upfront cost.
You just had to put the.

Speaker 1 (01:00:53):
Whole Events like weddings, prices can range from one hundred
and fifty per hour to one thousand dollars for a
few hours.

Speaker 2 (01:01:02):
Fuck no, never mind, So you should have just you
should have got the pett and zoop price. You're fucked up,
So she don't think a.

Speaker 1 (01:01:09):
Wedding when you're wedding shopping exactly, that's when they.

Speaker 2 (01:01:12):
Hike up the she don't shop well, see now, not
seeing that that you done broke it down like that
she is. She is fiscally irresponsible. Divorce that bitch now,
don't even get married. Get the fuck out. Why you
can't cause she's gonna waste money on lamas and you
ain't barbecuing this nigga. I want to see what the
lama tastes like. And if I don't get to eat
this bitch, I don't want them here. Nah No, she's tweaking.

(01:01:33):
She is fiscally irresponsible. There's no need for the lama
unless there is some cultural relevancy to the lama. Is
it like the family heirloom, the Lama. I don't know
she rent, but maybe it's like part of her family
crest or some ship she's from the fucking Lama tribe
and Oura and Ireland or some ship. I don't fucking know.

(01:01:54):
Bro Sheep, I didn't look, man. Maybe the neighbors grew sheeps.
Her family's like Lamas. Fuck it. I don't know, but
either way, it's fiscally responsible. Divorce her now, That's what
I'm saying. Divorce her now. She gonna have lamas, pigs,
goats and all types of other weird shit every fucking party.
Absolutely not. I don't. I don't trust her. I don't

(01:02:16):
trust her. She's way too she's she was too on
top of it. Unless she got it for the seventy
five dollar price, get out of there, get out of that.
She put it down payment, so obviously not. Obviously not
she put it down payment. Nope, fuck no, fuck no,
absolutely not. She's crazy. I'm going on the lines that
she's crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:02:35):
Well, that's seventy five an hour, So how long do
you need them at the wedding?

Speaker 2 (01:02:40):
Wedding's like what two hours? Hour and a half.

Speaker 1 (01:02:43):
Wedding can go four hours?

Speaker 2 (01:02:45):
All right. Fuck off with all of that shit. Fuck
off with all of that shit. That's too long.

Speaker 1 (01:02:49):
That's why they serve food and all the things they
dance and no.

Speaker 2 (01:02:53):
They serve food because while the fuck am my hair,
I don't give a fuck about your life. I've never
gone to a wedding gave a fuck about the person's life.

Speaker 1 (01:03:00):
I've been to a wedding period. My first wedding that
I'm going to is in a few months, and I
am not prepared.

Speaker 2 (01:03:07):
You'll be all right, it's none of that. Are you
never gonna do is sit there? It's not even your dad. Yeah,
shit to do? Or you're not. You're the maid of honor.
You got a speech?

Speaker 1 (01:03:16):
Yeah, I gotta figure it out.

Speaker 2 (01:03:18):
Chet gpt that shit. And on that note, everybody, this
has been a fun episode. If you want us to
answer bore of your goofy and ridiculous relationship questions, I
like doing this. This is kind of stupid. This has
gotta fun. We could do it again one more again.
Spend the block. Want to spend the block one more
time on this episode? If you want on YouTube comment

(01:03:40):
blow some dumb questions. If you just want to throw
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page everything. There's no excuse not to reach out to
the to the FN crew. Well, on that note, we'll
see you tomorrow, the next day and the day after that,
and mold content and more content, more confident after that,
God damn it, we got so much stupid shit to do.
We'll see you later, goodbye, and have a nice day.