They Poisoned the Booze?! + R-Truth’s Return & The Biggest Hater Game! - Nonsense Podcast S4E77 - NonSense

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
During Prohibition, the US government poisoned alcohol on purpose to
prevent illegal drinking.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
I didn't know they poisoned it.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
I knew that, especially here. Yeah, yeah, that's they untouchable.
It's one of my favorite movies.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
That makes sense. I've heard of it. I've never watched it. No,
Prohibition was stupid through and through.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
I don't know if you, as a stoner I can relate.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
I'm sure you can't.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
They weren't that friendly before a couple of years ago.
But yeah, no, what I mean by it was like
no taxation pretty much the same ship, right, They couldn't
tax it, so they No, I wasn't at all, or
it wasn't a combination award like War on Drugs type
ship like.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
What boy boy man?

Speaker 3 (00:58):
So I thought there was some governmental It was just women.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Housewives hated that their husbands were drinking a lot, so
they proposed that they.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
Yeah, sleeping with other women there, that was.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
So they decided to propose the band drinking. As soon
as women got the right to vote, they fucked it
up immediately. That was women. Women.

Speaker 3 (01:24):
I can't remember imagine women have that much power back then.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
They didn't, but it was do you remember that like.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
Know what was going on around that time, But that's.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
No, no, it was it was actually quite Do you remember
the women's name that ran around with a hatchet. It
was just like fucking people up. Yeah, no, no, no, no,
but again, in case you're not disproving my point, women
with a small amount of power abuse it quite quickly.
But yeah, no, it was just a woman that was
running around with a hatchet threatening people.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
Just say.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Yeah, it's just like, no, enough of this liquor ship.
It like she was mad as hell. She was a
crazy old bitch.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
Yeah, come to the barn.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
She was just sucking. Everybody's a good time.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
Her name is Carrie Nation.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
Yeah, there you go, No, have another carry. No, it
was ridiculous. No, the probabtion was dumb on that front.
The way it started was dumb, and the way it
ended was dumb because of all the illegal ship that
was going on the government still didn't stop it. Coke
that was that was now because coke was legal then,

(02:34):
that was different. That's definitely here. Coco was in everything
back then. Coca was in. It was in Coca cola.
They saw cocacaine, cocaine gum. You can just buy packs
of coke. It was prescribed by your doctors. At one
point it was said to be healthy. It was. Yeah,
it was legit said to be healthy for you. It wasn't.
It was like meant for energy drinks and ship like that. Yeah, No,

(02:57):
crack might have been, but cocaine was different. Again hints
to the previous episode. Why don't trust the government to
tell me shit? Because at one point the government and
fucking doctors told me that cocaine was good for.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
You and smoking cigrets are good for you.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
You used to put trading cards and cigarettes. I'm not
listening to you. Do you think i'd be listening.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
I ain't listening to you.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
I'll be saying dumb ship. I don't know if you
haven't watched allways sunning. But doctors are wrong sometimes, and
they look like bitches sometimes.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
It's diagnotions happen a lot more often than you.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
It's called practicing medicine, sir. They're only trying ship out.
I don't think people keep People don't keep up with
that fact of logic right there, Master, because they be
wrong sometimes. Okay, I'm not saying that all doctors are wrong.
I'm not going on theradical conspiracy theories. But I'm just saying,

(03:57):
like I'm not coming out on patch one. Catch me
on round.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
As a motherfucker that watched a lot of house, a
motherfucker that that is trying to get into Chicago, man trying.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
They don't know.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
I could never, I could Nigga babies still getting mixed
up at birth. That is still crazy. That is crazy
to be twenty five technology.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
What you gonna do, GPS? Then somebody else is gonna
get mad.

Speaker 3 (04:31):
Also, so in my in my research of the of
the Officer, I've also found that trafficking in this city
is all the all time high because.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
We have ship police and not good policing.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
Like like motherfuckers is not running away from home. Fuckers
are getting abducted and just going missing at an all
time high in this city. It's crazy.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
It's weird that it also winds.

Speaker 3 (05:01):
Up when black and brown.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
Oh also winds up as soon as the immigrants kind
of left up when they filled up.

Speaker 3 (05:10):
That out, Why the ain't never they stopped they stopped
deducting white women, And I kind of feel away about it, like.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
Oh no, no, no inclusion. I see it as inclusion. Okay,
Why why only a duct white women. Why they got
to be the only valuable ones because thiggas is valuable too.

Speaker 3 (05:30):
Niggas are too valuable, so take them.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
To take them to you gotta you got equal rights
for everyone. I am a thoroughbred individual for inclusion. And
if that means that Sarah and fucking Tay taking a ductor,
then you gotta take both of them.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
The reason why I say that is because my mind
goes beyond trafficking mm hmm, like like my mind goes
to fucking get out and the butt fucking alien alien,
the butt reptile monsters went way too now harvesting black No,

(06:09):
that are harvesting black people?

Speaker 2 (06:11):
Ship, can we prohibition? I just want to go back
to Pis.

Speaker 3 (06:15):
Went, Yeah, that's what about harvesting organs? And with this
point there was more to this.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
Probi I just wandered to talk about you talk about
aliens and not aliens.

Speaker 3 (06:25):
I did Illuminati?

Speaker 2 (06:30):
I know that too, and I'd like to keep my show.
What did you all have to say about prohibition? Hey,
I'm not fucking with the Illuminati. I'll talk about everybody else.
They ain't gonna take my show, taking your show take
You ain't worry about them.

Speaker 3 (06:46):
You can't say that. I don't worry about that.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
I ain't worry about I ain't worry about people. I'm
worried about organizations. What you have to say about prohbition.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
So the poison that they added to it was mehing
on and it killed ten thousand people, not math, sir.

Speaker 3 (07:06):
I know. But when she said myth that was like, oh,
y'all thinkgas went for the juggler.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
Y'all is different than methol. Yes, okay, him like the
ship that they was putting in cigarettes. That's where I
get confused.

Speaker 3 (07:24):
Google metholl Like, wait a minute, is that a component
of gasoline?

Speaker 2 (07:29):
I think so, yeah, that's the GASOLINIP that's fucked.

Speaker 3 (07:33):
That might be worse than math.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
So it's only reported to have killed ten thousand people,
so there's probably.

Speaker 3 (07:42):
More than HM. I wouldn't be Yeah, probably by a
good nine or ten.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
That's I would just like to say that my statement
is very accurate. That prohibitions started a boy women. So
anything that we talk about as women's fault right now
at this point you started it. Women. Oh no, no,
I'm throwing facts, baby, this is factual information. Don't get

(08:14):
mad at the facts. Women, started prohibition. They marched, they screamed,
they wanted rights, and then this is what they did
with them, started problems, got a lot of people killed,
and probably the first people to go to a speakeasy too.
You fucking ungrateful, habitual liar ass bitches. I don't know

(08:34):
what you want.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
The worst part about it is they did it around
Christmas time. Nothing all makes you hallucinate.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
Else for real.

Speaker 3 (08:46):
Motherfuckers just said, oh, we're gonna make the alcohol stronger.
It won't make them want to drink. Motherfucker said, I
think that's tellous.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
And Hilton thousand though, look I'm just saying it was.

Speaker 3 (09:02):
I wouldn't being shocked if it was ten thousand in Chicago.
Fuck no, because we was during probestion.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
This was already during PROBITIONI right, they weren't killing that
many people here because well we we had aur campone.
We're getting a good ship from him.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
It was nineteen twenty six.

Speaker 2 (09:20):
It was copone. Yeah, it was about that time. Copon
was already running. We ain't getting none of that ship
from the Stoke.

Speaker 3 (09:26):
Wasn't that like seven years later?

Speaker 2 (09:28):
Copone was big during prohbition. So maybe fuck if I know.

Speaker 3 (09:33):
Was he big at the start of prohibition?

Speaker 2 (09:35):
That Nigga was the king of Prohibition?

Speaker 3 (09:38):
So was he there at the start because if he
was coming up in the ranks at the start.

Speaker 2 (09:44):
No, that's what I'm not saying that. I'm just saying
that he made his name because of Prohibition. So I
think he was already around and he was like, man,
let me run this fucking this fucking hooch.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
Funny you say that. I looked up I looked up
methanol and h it's man h O and c's in
the compound.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
All right, let's start the show.

Speaker 2 (10:10):
Then, let's start the show. Then prohibition This women's fault,
just reiterated. Welcome back to another episode of the Nonsense Podcast.

(11:03):
I happen to be your host FM BUB with me
Handy Invincible, the Man of a Million names by BIA's
babyface and all the other stuff. Kelly over there, Kelly
in the back, and uh Chad and he forgetting his name.
For some reason. I don't like HR. I never liked HR.
I don't even know why we got one. We don't
need it. Like, yeah, I know you sucked at it,

(11:28):
that's why you got devote it. We devoted you for
a bear. Obviously you weren't that good at it. But
on this episode, I would like to just start off
by saying, Hey, how's everybody doing? How you doing at home?
I hope you're having a good day, A good week
is Wednesday for you? How you doing today?

Speaker 3 (11:46):
Well?

Speaker 2 (11:47):
You got some small talk for me. I like to
start off with just what's going on in your life?

Speaker 3 (11:53):
Money in the Bank was last night? It was It
was a fine show. Like I have my complaints, but
that's just kind of dirty be in general. They brought
our truth back. No, they brought k they brought Ron
killings back, Ron the truth killing. A lot of people

(12:14):
are saying because of the name change, we might get
like t N a truth, which is it was like
an actual serious.

Speaker 2 (12:20):
I was actually hoping for that, Like I wanted so
bad for him to go to like TNA or a W.

Speaker 3 (12:26):
And I don't I don't think that's I don't think
that's the case. I think that they fired him from
his from his wrestler contract, saw the backlash and are
now doing what they might have been we're going to
do anyway. He probably has an ambassador contract now, which

(12:48):
is why he's going under his actual name.

Speaker 2 (12:50):
They could be, but I also don't think they were
planning on doing that at all. I think they was
just letting you go, and then because of the backlash,
they were like, we got to find bring them back,
all right, But I don't think the best. I don't
think he'd be in a ring though right away, would he?

Speaker 3 (13:08):
I mean, they can struck. They could have structured it
differently last night at the press conference, fucking Triple hs
with a ship in and grand it's all part of
the show. No, it's not. It was part of the
show to make that a storyline because because one Triple

(13:29):
H doesn't structure storylines in the way that the arch
ship is gone down one and two, y'all didn't have
him that important beforehand. Y'all are also reportedly highly in debt,
also reportedly gonna talk to your star player Roman Reigns

(13:50):
about taking a pay cut. Y'all. All, y'all got every
y'all are shucking and jiving and sucking dick for every
company that will pay y'all to put their name on
some ship. They're about to have slim gym tables. They
had a fireball ladder, and and they even could and

(14:12):
they even told the same lie about it being whiskey.
I'm mad at the people that are getting that are
successfully getting worked. And because also if if it was
a storyline, to me, that makes der worse because they

(14:33):
just got done firing niggas for real, So to them
go make a to go intentionally do a storyline about
firing a nigga to bring him back is y'all already
did that with Dame Bryan.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
They had to feel real.

Speaker 3 (14:51):
You're either you're either too they're either too proud to
say that we fucked up, or because it's just liars
like that, that's to cut and drive it.

Speaker 2 (15:06):
Because again, if it was part of the story, I
don't think at any point would you say it's part
of the story.

Speaker 3 (15:11):
That seems they they on commentary, they're talking about coming back.
They never acknowledged he was gone. The only people that
know this nigga's on Twitter.

Speaker 2 (15:25):
But maybe that was part of the work, was to
have to have them blasted out on the internet. Again,
I'm not saying that it wasn't the most talked about
thing for the last week, but it was definitely the
most talked about thing, and like fandoms for the last week,
like that.

Speaker 3 (15:40):
Like I think they didn't. I think they underestimated how
many people fuck with truth.

Speaker 2 (15:45):
That too. I'm not saying that. I just think it
was just it could be a thing. It could not
be a thing. I just said it was a bad thing.
It's a bad thing altogether. That's all not just to
like wrap a boat. But it's just like, I don't know,
I love I love truth, I don't care enough to
I don't care. You could have been gone. I was like,
Oh that sucks for him.

Speaker 3 (16:07):
This is all.

Speaker 2 (16:10):
I mean.

Speaker 3 (16:10):
I don't want to be that guy. It is all
great for me as the fucking a w fan because
the tithes are shifting and the ship that I've been
complaining about for a while now other people are getting
fed up with and by no means it's AW perfect,

(16:32):
but they got more goodwill with me that.

Speaker 2 (16:36):
As adjacent fan to wrestling. I don't think AW will
ever out weigh WW for me.

Speaker 3 (16:45):
It won't be it won't.

Speaker 2 (16:47):
I agree, And it's but the thing is, I think
I just want to be clarified. It's not a nostalgia
thing because a lot of people will say it like
it's what you grew up with. Is no, it's but Yes,
that's part of it. There are still people who's Okay,
if if Lenovo offered you.

Speaker 3 (17:13):
A million dollars to come work for them, and Google
offered you five hundred, would you take the five hundred
because it's Google.

Speaker 2 (17:26):
No, I go to Lenovo.

Speaker 3 (17:27):
A lot of people, a lot of people in this
scenario are choosing Google because it's Google.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
No.

Speaker 2 (17:34):
I get that, I'm not but that's what I'm saying.
I'm not saying that there's not people who stick with
WW because of like.

Speaker 3 (17:40):
Because it's their dream. Yeah, I'm not taking a pay
cut for my dream.

Speaker 2 (17:45):
But my difference is is and maybe that might have
been a bad cadence for it, but Lenovo's a great product.
It's a solid product through and through, and it's got
more legacy than you know. He's got his issues, but
I don't think it has as many issues as people
should on I'm sitting on Lenovo product everywhere.

Speaker 3 (18:03):
Well, I love I've worked through a couple of Novo recalls,
but that was that was Yeah, But.

Speaker 2 (18:08):
I get what you're saying. But I think my reason
is it's the reason I wouldn't deal with AW as much.
It's a packaging thing. It's yes, they finally got a game.
The game wasn't that bad. I finally got chance to
sit down and play it. It ain't holding the candle
to most WW games. I don't even like two gay
games that much, and I'm like, the two game games
are still better than what we got out of AW.

(18:30):
The way the show's presented I like. I still like WWE.
I might not like half of the niggas that's there,
but the way that they show when they don't fuck up,
When w doesn't make a mistake, it's fine. When when
a again, I've had issues just with I love hardcore shit,
but damn man, y'all do too much in AW, like
roll it back a bit so I can believe this

(18:51):
is still minorly a thing like you might be just
out there murdering people for fun and that's too much
for me to stomach. On a Tuesday, they roll it back, man,
I missed. That's why I like TNA, because they The
worst thing they would do sometimes is cheese greater nigga nuts.
That is silly. That is very silly, Okay, but would
it hurt? Damn sure it would hurt. And I'm gonna

(19:13):
roll with that before I watch two niggas roll on
thumb tacks for two hours, like hold on, man, Like
that's a been much my stomach. I had lunch, I'm
trying to have dinner, and all your niggas are dripping
in blood Like I'm good, Okay.

Speaker 3 (19:29):
I receive that there's a sub section of AW fans
called sickos for a reason, and that's.

Speaker 2 (19:37):
What I'm saying, Like there's levels of the game, and
I'm gonna just I'm gonna stick with something that just
works for me, that's all. It just works. It works
for me. Do I appreciate the legacy though?

Speaker 3 (19:47):
I think is the quality is not even being there anymore.

Speaker 2 (19:52):
No, I'm I agree that current WW is on a
downhill spiral, a toilet.

Speaker 3 (19:59):
Bowl of it is all these money hungry as cut
corner cutting ass solutions that they have to adapt that
technically ain't their fault. But to bring back Vince I've,

(20:20):
i've it's alarming to me how many people are fighting
that solution, Like I don't think, like I die damn,
I don't think that should be the only fucking solution.

Speaker 2 (20:30):
It's the only solution, But I have less complaints. I
had less complaints. Bring back fucking bron Broun panties matches.
I don't give fun. I watched them ships.

Speaker 3 (20:45):
He's supposed to be advanced.

Speaker 2 (20:46):
Past Ah was great. Bring back Horny King like I'm
fine with Horny King, like it's cool. I'll take anything
that fires Michael Cole At this point, I get that
people like Michael Cole. I don't like them.

Speaker 3 (21:02):
I'll do anything well. I don't watch n XT, but
I would do anything for other people to not have
to listen to Booker t any.

Speaker 2 (21:09):
I like Booker t oh, I like booget t. Booker
t is what we need. We need more of. All
I'm saying is is people forget that wrestling, Yes, is
an athletic sport and entertainment, but damn it, you need
the cornball. The cornball is what makes the great look
greater because you had to have cornball ass moments in between.

(21:31):
That's all I'm saying. I watch wrestling with Stone Cold
and the Rock where the two peak niggas, and I
also watched the Hurricane.

Speaker 3 (21:39):
I put corny and lame into in two different boxes.
I can watch some corny shit and chuckle at it.
I see the corn some ship that's just lame. But
that is fired. But that's different, uncaring. I put that corny.
Corny niggas are trying the coin. Shit isn't a This

(22:01):
is just lame. It's just that's the difference.

Speaker 2 (22:04):
It's right now we're in the air of lame, and
we need to bring back the corn. Bring back the corn.
And some of the corn is overly sexualized women. I'm sorry,
like you ain't gotta have a whole roster full of it,
but I need a little bit of it. I fucked
with Osaka because she she speaks English, but her character

(22:27):
does not, and she will yell in Japanese and no subtitles,
and I found that hilarious. I love not knowing what
the fuck she was saying. And then everybody in the
ring is just like, yeah, tell that bitch, like that's funny,
that's hilarious, you know. And I don't want us a
translator to like, no, we need to know what she said,

(22:47):
so she gets her get the fuck out of here.
That that's lame. That's lame as fun that's lame as
What I want.

Speaker 3 (22:54):
Is to you haven't hear a pro that you don't know.

Speaker 2 (22:57):
That I don't understand that ship. That's a little crazy,
but it's funny. I understand the fields.

Speaker 3 (23:05):
Nigga.

Speaker 2 (23:05):
She was mad and the mother she talks that bitch
off you damn right, you damn right. I heard Bacha.
I know that bitch. That know what I'm saying. Nigga,
that's all I'm saying a little bit this midget.

Speaker 3 (23:21):
You're saying, you're saying, this's like we didn't grow up
with Naki.

Speaker 2 (23:26):
Yes, And it was hilarious. I watched I watched Funaki
Duo Royal Rumble show up fold talking times and get
chucked in in seconds. That was funny. We also had
to Jerry. We also had to Jerry. That was a
serious nigga, but you had the corner niggas. It was

(23:47):
to Jerry in the early stages were serious and then
they was like, well we ain't got talking for Naki
no more. Get that nigga Tori and he fighting for
bitches now. And it was hilarious. The nigga was to
Jerry claws, I fuck with Jerry close and he fucked
bump and busts.

Speaker 3 (24:03):
His ass because corn with dope. Because actual niggas that
know ball know that. To that to Jerry was a
legit fucking murderer. But that's my point, Like he was
a murderer in the ring, and they had him being
comedy and reduced to the fucking miss. But the thing

(24:25):
is that's decent to watch or or go let the
nigga go in the ring and go crazy. That's how
you can also have something.

Speaker 2 (24:35):
And I need a mix, is what I'm saying. Have
him do both. It's not like he didn't go on
the ring and go crazy.

Speaker 3 (24:39):
But they But you say that that was the exact
same time as little hat Kurt angle, Yes, like, which,
why do you why.

Speaker 2 (24:48):
Do we need corn at every turn? It's fine because
it was funny. That was his time at that moment,
Little hat Kurt was his time to be goofy every turn, though,
But sometimes you need a break. I need a break
from the serious. The nigga went in the ring and
did a ship. There was no corn in ring. The
corn was outside the ring, with maybe a moment in ring,

(25:08):
but in ring we dropped the funny. And now we're
getting serious outside the ring. I need a reason to
want to watch you do some ship.

Speaker 3 (25:17):
I don't give a fuck that drop the funny in
the match anymore.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
That's my point.

Speaker 3 (25:20):
That's the problem. They won't do an entire they will
instead of instead of structuring a moment within a match,
they structure a fucking match around the moment. That's the
that's lame.

Speaker 2 (25:40):
That's the difference. Bring back corny, not lame. That's all
commercial time. Let's do commercial. What's up, everybody? F and
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(26:01):
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You need to buy you something that has an F
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And he gets yourself somef A nice in the process. Okay, everybody,
welcome back to the DoD since podcast. Bob, Hanny, Kelly,

(26:24):
Chad or Duck. We all here and I'm glad you're
still here too. I got a new game. I mean
I've been I've been rolling with these games and goofy
bits now and I'm having a lot of fun doing this.
And I got a new one. I've been working on
myself for a long time right.

Speaker 3 (26:41):
With, I'm about to have to work on myself.

Speaker 2 (26:43):
Nah. Nah, Actually I think this will suit you quite well.
As we know, Bob has transitioned from air to error
quite quickly recently, and the reason the last era was
was timed poorly. I went to just a better you
know better me. I went to a positive error ruthlessly possible,

(27:07):
all of that shuff and everybody went the opposite way
at the same time, and I felt left out. I
felt really left out. So Bob's turning the clock back
on this episode just for a day. Even you went
back to being a hater for a little bit, and
that's crazy that Bob was just in winning. You went nuts,
so we turned them back to clock. I wish I

(27:28):
had a title card for this. Right now, we're playing
a game I just came up with called Biggest Hater.
I took a break from me and being a piece
of shit, and I want to dive back into it
just a little bit, just a little bit for a day.
You get o g Bob for a day. For a minute,
were playing a game called the Biggest Hater. I got
a wheel with various topics of things that are universally

(27:52):
liked you have sixty seconds on the clock to shit
on one of these topics that land on you. That
you land on sounds pretty decent, right, So Kelly, we
will be in charge of spending the wheel and then
we get to ship on everything that we that that
might be on this wheel. It's pretty simple. It's a

(28:13):
very simple topic that nothing ridiculous, go about the way
you want to go about it. But I expect at
least third, at least sixty seconds of hardcore hate talk
about the hater ration ball type thing, like I want
you to hate, dive deep into the core of your
system and hate it.

Speaker 3 (28:31):
We'll try. I just maybe I make it stuck with
something that I'm indifferent about it.

Speaker 2 (28:36):
You'll be all right, No, you got you gotta do it.
And I don't want no compound, That's what I'm saying.
No cop outs. Yep, Now we can see it. So
spin a wheel. Who's going first?

Speaker 3 (28:47):
Like it's hard. It's like it would be hard to.

Speaker 2 (28:50):
Ship on sushi or ice cream, and you're gonna have to.
You're gonna have to, So I don't care. First, ladies,
first spin the wheel, baby, and we are landing on therapy.

(29:15):
That is all right, I'm hilarious. I love the sound
effects and whatnot.

Speaker 3 (29:19):
All right, I'm gonna take a I'm gonna take a
page out of Bobby's You Got.

Speaker 2 (29:22):
You got a little time runs over there. If you can't,
just don't let them go over sixty, No, over sixty.

Speaker 3 (29:30):
At least, I'm gonna I'm gonna take a page out
of Bobby's book. Maybe maybe maybe you're the fucking problem.
Maybe you don't need to pay five hundred dollars to
talk to someone. Maybe you need to smoke a joint
and get a grip your Everyone is going through shit.
You manage it poorly. I don't manage it the greatest,

(29:53):
But you know what I don't do making someone else's problem.
I be angry and then I get to work. What's
what the fuck Cody say? Do the work, okay, whether
that is getting in touch with your player one, whether
that is getting some fucking money, it's getting some bitches

(30:16):
on your dick. Just do better, And it's okay to
be sad, But it's not okay to to lash out
or or over indulge or over share. It's not okay
to do a lot of shit that people do on
a daily basis.

Speaker 2 (30:37):
I almost feel like that was almost a PSA two
get therapy.

Speaker 3 (30:40):
No there, because Bro, every time my nigga told me
to like get better help, that shit is like, oh
it's cheap. It's just always two fifty plus. What the
fuck is cheap about that?

Speaker 2 (30:54):
No, it's not cheap.

Speaker 3 (30:55):
Look, I got friends, I could just vent to for free.
But the don't fuck what now?

Speaker 2 (31:01):
That might have been better that you should have threw
that in your argument. You was beat too late on
that note. That wud have been a great cop. That
had been a great ending of that argument. I like
that as a guess. That's alid warm up. But I
think you could do better, and I'm definitely gonna do better.
I'm all the way tapped back in. Baby, I feel it.
I feel it. Give me a drum roll, give me
a spin show you how this is done? Boy, I'm

(31:22):
the biggest hater. Sure is done? Oh no, oh, thank god, Cake,
I really wanted anima. I feel like i'd have hurt
somebody's feeling. It's just fucking bread. It's just bread and
sweet bread. And you got diabetes. You don't need it.

(31:45):
You don't need it. This look I'm big too, and
I got it, and of course I'm like, I got
the nerve to be talking. But you don't need the
extra calories, you fat fuck. You ain't even enjoying the cake.
You got all this other extra sugar stuff on top
of it. You don't even like keke lying back, bastard.
You don't even you like frosting, that's all it is,
y'all like frosting, y'all, don't even like the fucking cake. Y'all.

(32:05):
Don't give two shits. Y'all dismissed yellow cake immediately. Y'all,
when's the last time you get a plain cake? You
get disgusted by playing cake. You don't even like cake.
You know you're saving for special occasions, But then you
got cupcakes and crumble, which is just cake. Crumble. Cookie
ain't nowhere near goddamn cooking this cake, you fat fuck.
Let leave it alone. It's bread, it's carbs and sugar,

(32:26):
the two things that's gonna kill you. It's gonna kill you.
It's plenty of all the fat shit to eat that
tastes butter. It's so much better fat ship that I
can at least indulge in and then get satiated. Fat bastards.
That's how you hate me.

Speaker 3 (32:42):
I took a different because I actually hate Frosting. Hey,
Frosty the least.

Speaker 2 (32:52):
Now that's how it's done. Baby. By the way, I
seen everybody's faces as I was talking. They was just like,
I think he actually hates Kate.

Speaker 3 (33:06):
I kind of gotta be in the spirit or passionate,
like it's it's.

Speaker 2 (33:10):
You better then learn how to act, baby, Yes and me?
Yes and me? Man, do it? You got it? I
feel like he gonna get all the good topics that
I could have ran with. Spin that wheel, Baby.

Speaker 3 (33:24):
What do you get?

Speaker 2 (33:25):
What do you get? What do you get? Oh? Hugs
would have been hilarious for him. Weekends I was kind
of hoping for. I just gotta hoping for for myself.
All right, weekends it is, man, can you do it?

Speaker 3 (33:43):
I'm gonna hate on American weekends. I fucking hate that
the shit is not long enough. I fucking hate it.
Every other country gets four fucking work days, but no,
we get Saturday and then Sunday.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
Zero.

Speaker 3 (34:01):
Shit is a comp accomplish a bull on a Sunday
very fucking little. I can't I stores close early, businesses
just won't fucking open. At all. I can't I can't
make a doctor's appointment. I can't go to a dentist.
I can't get shipped done on a fucking Sunday. But
they but, but they said, oh, maximouz the time. Oh Fridays,

(34:23):
most people fuck off Fridays higher up fuck Fridays off.
So fucking paying for parking? Oh oh oh? The only
fuck Sundays in Chicago all most specifically, it's the only
day you can catch a breath. It's the only day
they don't charge you for parking. That's the only day

(34:44):
niggas decide to go outside.

Speaker 2 (34:46):
Because there you go. You felt it a little bit.
I like that it took you a minute to charge up, baby,
But they ain't go That's what I want. Show me
your heteration. Oh that's believable. I'm ready hit me with

(35:08):
the wheel. I wish the wheel was a little faster. No,
it's not Joe. Where is it, Joe fault? I made
the wheel hugs, Yes, sir, yes, sir. Let me tell
you what something about huggs real quick. First of all,

(35:29):
has COVID taught us nothing? Your niggas are nasty all
your motherfucker's nasty. You got hot ass breath, and you're
gonna bring that hot breath as close as you possibly
can in my face. Brush your teeth. First off, you
don't Most of people who think they give good hugs
don't give good hugs. Skinny people suck at hugs by default.
You give the worst hugs all of you. You're terrible
at it. And then big boys, I'm a big dude.

(35:50):
Now we belly to belly in at twenty four to
seven plus, I got a wrestler mindset. As soon as
you hugged me the wrong way, I'm thinking suplex. I'm
thinking suplex city baby. That's the only good thing about hug.
This is a set up forcing plex everything over there.
And then there's too many different types of hugs. Now
I got a process. I got a process. The kind
of hug you're supposed to get me? Do you get
the pad of no pad? Do you get the side

(36:11):
hug and no sides? Over the shoulder, under the shoulder.
People get weary about that kind of shit. It's too
much going on. What have you got on.

Speaker 3 (36:18):
Colone man and got your ass grabbed?

Speaker 2 (36:22):
I have not, And that's that sounds like a U problem, sir.
I done had hugs from women with colonne and perfume.
That rub bof on me as gross. You got glitter
on your body. Now that shit is on me. Y'all
are nasty. You are all nasty and disgusting. Don't touch me,
I mean it, this is you can't wait, you bacon.

(36:57):
I tapped in a little bit for that that might
have been a little realer than it was supposed to
me and had a pleathor and nasty ass niggas hugged me. No,
don't touch me no more. You ever needed a shower
after a hug like I felt that, Don't touch me again?
Like you are nasty. It's heighten balances. I'm sorry. I
had a lot more to say. I don't think sixty
seconds is enough for me to hate. I could have

(37:18):
hated it a lot harder. Shit, I ain't haning your turn.
Spin that wheel. That's another what I wanted. That's another one.
I gotta wounded it. But that's all of you.

Speaker 3 (37:39):
Niggas do it wrong. If you're in a group chat,
you're unless. If you're in a group chat, unless you're
the one not engaging, you're probably doing it wrong. My
brother in law, we have a family group chat. My
brother all always leaves. I fucking hate it because it
leaves a little message. So and so left the group chat.

(38:01):
Now I gotta inquire what the fuck that happened to you? Then?
Why you just got us? It's storming out at the
making sure everybody can see you storm out. Motherfuckers. I
hate there is some previous hate, because it's gotten better
now with the r c S ship. I hated fucking

(38:21):
videos and pictures in a group chat because nobody ever
gets it. They always be fucking fuzzy motherfuckers. Issue. By
the way, what another issue? Because I got older people
in my family. If you ever got us, if you
ever got a private text to a group chat, a

(38:44):
private text to it, that's it. Fuck a private text
to a group chat a fuck up your whole dad,
because the nigga's money and pum this.

Speaker 2 (38:54):
That's crazy, that's crazy.

Speaker 3 (39:02):
A private text to a group chat. Now we gotta
have a meeting because what do you mean you eat
ass on the weekends? Cause that's that's an example. But
imagine that.

Speaker 2 (39:14):
Grandma gotta know shit. Nowadays, grandma's forty years old. She
probably eat ass too. I don't want to hear that
that is not excuse a twenty twenty five any Moore,
maybe twenty ten, but twenty twenty five. Grandma eat ass too,
and she might be made that you don't eat ass.

Speaker 3 (39:34):
I would love if you are a forty year old gramdmar.

Speaker 2 (39:37):
That's nasty and don't that's terrible. Okay, spend my wheel, please,
please spin the wheel. I don't even want that conversation.
You can take you, Bernice. I'll let you boy. Spend
my wheel, please.

Speaker 3 (39:49):
Yo, Bernice, says belly Buttons.

Speaker 2 (39:51):
Jesus chrazy man, ice cream?

Speaker 3 (39:56):
You got ice cream, man cake.

Speaker 2 (40:01):
I almost want to re roll because I feel like
you de deserve at least one of those. No, no, no, no,
I it would just.

Speaker 3 (40:07):
Be dog ice cream.

Speaker 2 (40:09):
No, that's not fair at all. That's not fair at all.

Speaker 3 (40:12):
Y'all gave it to.

Speaker 2 (40:13):
Me ready ice cream. The only great ice cream in
this world is Wu Tang. That's it. It's Wu Tang
song ice cream. Come on, man, don't fuck with me.
You should know better. Wu Tang got thing on ice
cream song? Anyway, ice cream is overrated. It's plain and simple.
This is this simple because for the fact that we
throw too much in it now, like ice cream used

(40:36):
to be simple back in the day. Chocolate, vanilla, some strawberry.

Speaker 3 (40:40):
Why you.

Speaker 1 (40:42):
Erry?

Speaker 3 (40:42):
Yeah? Why is this why you got cake and my ship?

Speaker 2 (40:46):
I don't even like cake. I don't know all that
ship in my ice cream fruit maybe, but now you
got fucking chocolate double chocolate chick. What the fuck, nigga,
I can't even say the ship, damn whole cream, cheese, cake.
I don't want all that in my ice cream, asks
ice cream, niggadam you putting all pistachio nuts and all

(41:09):
of a sudden macadamia. No, I don't need all I
asked for ice cream, That's all I asked. Well, if
I go, if I ask y'all punk ass for some
ice cream and you come back with a mixture some bullshit, Hey, bro,
take all of that ship out and give me the
motherfucker vanilla. Let me doctor my ship the way I

(41:30):
want to doctor my ship. Let me be in control
of my fucking taste buds. And you doing too much.
You're doing too.

Speaker 3 (41:35):
Much, whole argument, because this city created cake shakes.

Speaker 2 (41:39):
And now they're too much. They're too much cake shock.

Speaker 3 (41:45):
You like covers too, niggas, So that's what's really.

Speaker 2 (41:47):
I like culvers because because they got good ice cream.
I like their motherfucking ice cream. All that extra shit
can walk.

Speaker 3 (41:55):
If you give me. If you make a concrete with
just the ice cream and add in, they're gonna look
like a monster.

Speaker 2 (42:04):
I like the ice cream. And man, I would like
to say this out loud. If you eat it for
too those you ain't from Chicago. I said it, and
I stand damn finally you ain't from Chicago.

Speaker 3 (42:13):
Although no, I might have to figure out that fucking breakfast.
That breakfast that don't look I.

Speaker 2 (42:20):
Had somebody bringing to me, like, come on, it ain't good.
The donuts is from from stands your line, ass bitch.

Speaker 3 (42:26):
Ye oh no, they didn't lie. They said that all right.

Speaker 2 (42:30):
I don't keep that ship.

Speaker 4 (42:32):
Now.

Speaker 3 (42:32):
A Polish breakfast sandwich crazy breakfast. That's a crazy that's
a crazy ship. If you polish and egg sandwich for
for breakfast and nuts.

Speaker 2 (42:42):
Make that ship at home. You that damn lazy. You
can't make a Polish at home. Damn lazy fucks. That's
just lazy. It's it's not even a dose, it's just lazy.
Fuck out of here with that, that wheel is getting

(43:03):
small and small. We are burning through these.

Speaker 3 (43:09):
All right, a fuck everybody, funck each and everybody that
got something to say about deep this pizza. I'm hating
on the deep this pizza hat.

Speaker 2 (43:25):
Hat on or not at all. Don't old cop out.
That's a cop out. All right, reneged, if you gonna
reneg my ship, I redeg yours. You are not gonna
say on pizzas specific pizza haters. No, you are a
pizza hater. Hate on the pizza or take a lump.
You gotta hate.

Speaker 4 (43:41):
Him, okay, because the vain think of something that I
think against.

Speaker 2 (43:55):
Welcome to yes, ending and acting one on one sir,
Do you have talent?

Speaker 3 (44:01):
We because because the easiest thing to sit on this
Deep this pizza and I love it.

Speaker 2 (44:10):
It's so much you can shop on. I would like,
I know because the game at the end, I wanted
you to to give a give a winner. Can I
take this topic from him because he's he's looking it up.

Speaker 3 (44:20):
You go, you you, But the difference is you actually hate.

Speaker 2 (44:24):
But I can do I can take six different ways
of Sunday on this topic. I would like to take
this to two back to back. I'll take it. I'll
take it. This is how this how this is how you
can become the biggest hayter, sir. This is how you
do this ship man. First of all, it's too many
pizzas and not everybody does this ship right. Detroit Pizza

(44:48):
is ass. You just burn that ship. You burnt your pizza, niggas,
don't lie to me. Pittsburgh pizza and I'm looking at you.
It's uncooked pizza. You just forgot to cook it. That
ain't pizza, my man, My man, that ain't pizza. Petsburgh
pizza is hot bread with cold toppings. You nasty fucks

(45:08):
pineapple on pizza's blasphemers. It wouldn't be a co it
wouldn't be a topic heard around the world if there
wasn't something wrong with you pineapple pizza eating bitches. The
fact that Ryan Reynolds eats it says a lot for
me to hate it. On top of that as well.

Speaker 3 (45:24):
We almost went a whole season.

Speaker 2 (45:27):
No, we didn't have. I've been We've only maybe gone
two weeks. I've been.

Speaker 3 (45:34):
We have not talked about him this season?

Speaker 2 (45:37):
Oh no, I have, I have. You might have just
start turning this shit out. Fuck all your pizzas. It's
not even that good anyway. It's too many combinations of
ingredients and learn enjoy food for what it is. You
just slapped a bunch of shit together, threw it in
the microwave, and then it's not even Italian, it's Chinese.

(45:59):
Look it up. I had that's pizza.

Speaker 3 (46:04):
I have something that I'm not okay with, Sharon. I
went to Gio Donald's recently and it was fucking horrible.

Speaker 2 (46:16):
It was not good.

Speaker 3 (46:19):
It was the Donalds downtown. It was horrible. It was
salty as ship, it was. It was just not good.
Is probably the city's biggest overrated thing. That's are you
a little Manni? Is worse? Okay worse. But you hate
deep dish, But I want to ask where what you
get deep dish for? Because I like deep dish. But

(46:41):
I don't really want.

Speaker 2 (46:43):
To go Benny's before anyplace else. Ricabenny's, Yeah, they got decent.

Speaker 3 (46:47):
I didn't even know Rica Bend was to open what
they just closed pie, which was famous pretty good too.
I never even had this.

Speaker 2 (46:57):
I had yet, and I think I don't think I'm
gonna like it because they just burn cheese on the
side of the pan. That's not that's disgusting. Your niggas
is nasty. I will try it so I can shit
on the properly. That's as far as it goes. I'm
a local pizza.

Speaker 3 (47:11):
I will say that, I nigga, I need an Italian
fiesta soon said, I ain't had that man a couple
of years. I know, I just haven't been in a
couple of years.

Speaker 2 (47:20):
Yeah, I mean, I would suggest you not go because
they keep getting roasted for not a giving you a
whole pizza and be like, if you ask for a
large sixteen inches, niggas are starting to measure that ship.
It don't be sixteen. They should don't be sixteen. You
wanted basslets, all right, who's turn? And he he got
the two piece.

Speaker 1 (47:37):
But you want him right now?

Speaker 2 (47:42):
So how about it. I will pass along one of mine.
If I get a good one that I want him
to get, take and force him into it. I'll take
that one. Let's do that.

Speaker 3 (47:55):
He is just waiting for that animatic. He is for
that animator.

Speaker 2 (48:01):
Don't forget if I argue better than But I also.

Speaker 3 (48:05):
I can shit on more animators.

Speaker 2 (48:06):
You think it's possible, we'll see. We'll see. I might
not pass you ship just because I think I am
the biggest hater and I like shopping him stuff. Oh,
I'd like to see how you do this. You gotta
shit on bomb big Bob Ross.

Speaker 3 (48:29):
All right, get off his dick. Get off his dick.
It's not that great. It's fucking landscapes. It's niggas at
Peyton SIPs that can do better fucking landscapes. I went
to a Peyton sip and I saw it. Niggas is cold.
Bob Ross is a nigga with a throw that hated
his fucking wife, and they y'all act like this nigga

(48:53):
is second coming to fucking fucking the nigga that did
desist ten Chapel. The niggas all right, he's good at
mountains and trees, So the fuck what, it's rivers and ship.
No one fucking cares. I don't know why the fuck this.
This nigga with this white nigga with an afro is
just act. Everybody act like he's the fucking goat. He's not.

(49:15):
He's just another nigga named Bob. I put our bib.
I put our Bob Ross above that Bob Ross. You
killed that Bob Ross, and somebody should have killed a
lot earlier, because I don't know why the that's it is.
I don't know why he's famous. There's less people for
less famous.

Speaker 2 (49:38):
I think he was reaching for that one for I
felt the reach.

Speaker 3 (49:43):
No, there's less there's more towns of people that's less famous. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (49:48):
But but like you said, man, all fame ain't talent. Boy, Okay,
I enjoyed.

Speaker 3 (49:57):
I mean that was that was kind of a I
really really not the biggest like they said, like, oh,
I get depressed and I go to Bob Ross streams.

Speaker 2 (50:06):
What I think that's what it was. It was you
like this niggas dad out streaming.

Speaker 3 (50:13):
Me that started at all that.

Speaker 2 (50:28):
Oh that was funny. I apologize.

Speaker 3 (50:30):
I fucking a lot of niggas shit go up after
they die.

Speaker 2 (50:38):
Yeah, that's part of the game.

Speaker 3 (50:40):
Baby.

Speaker 2 (50:41):
All right, I'm ready for my span. Show me what
you got. There's a lot of good ones left. I
thought Grandma's was Gundas and I was, no, that's Grandma's.
Oh ship, No, I got this one. I got this one.

(51:03):
I'd like to take the stretch. I'd like to I
would like this to go down as the moment where
Bob pulled the rabbit out of his ass because I'm finish. Shit.
It on sunsets like ain't nobody ever should, nigga, Why
are you enjoying science that much? It's just science, nigga.
The earth been rotating for years. Like you act like
you just seen some mystical, magical ship. Nigga. If you
had time to watch sunset, you had time to get

(51:25):
on the grind, baby, like the clock that grind. Don't stop.
The clock, don't stop, nigga, pay attention to what you
should be doing. I understand, maybe going out and once
in a while and enjoying, you know, some leisure time.
But the sunset. Take a minute, you got nothing else
to do, then watch the earth do what it been doing.

Speaker 3 (51:42):
Awesome, it's June. That's take like right, three hours.

Speaker 2 (51:45):
You out here, sisters six nine, you fucking lose. Come on, man,
you got better ship to do. You got better ship
to do, Like chill out. It ain't that big a
damn deal. Sunrise over sunset, by the way, man, that's
the if you want to enjoying the sun rise, that's
some that's some g ship you.

Speaker 3 (52:06):
Because that needs your outside. I imagine you already about
your money exactly.

Speaker 2 (52:10):
Because you out, you out, you out, you getting ship done.
And then you got fifteen minutes to watch the sun
come up. Like, yeah, now, let me finish my grind.
If you capping your day off wasting three hours watching
the sun move or the surf move, however you feel
like looking at it, you got you need to find
some get some bitches on your dick, like you said,
find something better to do. Go stack your money. Clock in.

(52:30):
You should be clocked in right now.

Speaker 3 (52:31):
Yeah, you should be at work. You should even see
the sunset.

Speaker 2 (52:34):
Get out of here, the northern sphere, get back to
get back to work, buddy, you got better ship to do.
The fuck out here sun sets. Fuck, that's how it's.

Speaker 1 (52:49):
That.

Speaker 2 (52:50):
Oh, I still had time left. I was gonna said, like,
I could have kept going. I had three more topics
to go.

Speaker 3 (53:05):
I was waiting.

Speaker 2 (53:08):
I guess I ain't got a passbok because I was
hoping I land on the hand. It all. Somebody gotta
hate on grandma.

Speaker 3 (53:15):
That's fine. Fuck you fine ass my age ass bitches.
When I grew up a boy, lives were fifty sixty plus.
Now you've been Instagram models trying to in my game,
trying to get your followers up. Stop it. Okay, we

(53:37):
get it that you work out. Everybody should. I just don't.
Everybody should don't don't. You should not still be getting inches.
You should not be bundles. You should not be worrying
about what the fuck Casanata's doing. You should not be
at a basketball game, you predatory bitch. You should not
be You should not be trying to find out what

(53:58):
the latest fucking NB A prospect. Learn how to beke
a cookie, learn how to mop the floor, learn how
to hug a nigga, and make a motherfucker feel special.
Grandma's are supposed to make motherfuckers feel specially if protected.
I don't feel safe with none of your host and

(54:18):
that you said the children. The children are in fucking trouble.
Y'all have no transferable skills to get to the future.
You host still eat hot Cheetos for breakfast. Grandma's are
in the fucking mud. Grandma stocks is way the fuck down, baby.
Y'all don't know how to tell bedtime stories or fucking

(54:40):
make a casse role.

Speaker 4 (54:42):
You don't know shit.

Speaker 1 (54:49):
That was good.

Speaker 2 (54:52):
That's good. I was hoping it was going that round,
and I was like, I don't know if we're gonna
take it there.

Speaker 3 (54:59):
But they what he did.

Speaker 2 (55:02):
Oh fuck, that was fun. That was that was That
was an elevated one. That was an elevated one. I
appreciate that. Damn. Oh, but you're a great one. I
need to follow up something serious. God, damn, damn. That's

(55:24):
two lazy boys back to back. Oh fuck, I want
I think I can. I can't pull it off, that's all.
It's a hard act to follow, but I could. I
could do something with it.

Speaker 3 (55:36):
Do you want to transfer?

Speaker 2 (55:39):
No, because now you can't have two hot ones back.

Speaker 3 (55:41):
To and say I am actually historically anti nap You
know I love him.

Speaker 2 (55:47):
I feel like this is solidifying my loss of the game.
But I'll let you have it. That's all.

Speaker 3 (55:52):
He know, you are not a functional. Part of being
a functional adult is managing your time and managing your body.
You only have one fucking body. Why the fuck are
you allowing yourself to get to exhaustion. This isn't Japan.
I know we still got five day work weeks, but
how the fuck are you even on a five day

(56:14):
work week and can fit a nap in where the
fucking where the fucking your schedule is? Oh, I can
knock out for two hours. You got two hours to
spare privilege. Privilege. Honestly, you got time to come at
midday at five o'clock to fucking color up with a
blanky You week, bitch, you you you, you don't. You
can't regulate your caffeine levels. You can't get a red

(56:36):
bull a Celsius, don't drink monster if you want to
continue living. But damn, you can't do none of that.
You can't get a coffee Macha tea above fucking refresher
from Duncan you your your only option this? I'm so
exhaustip from sitting at my computer. Get the fuck out
of here. You go to bed at night like a

(56:59):
fucking q if you wasn't up late, oh bather, fucking
oh bather, fucking twitch and you two watching shorts because
you can't pry yourself away from your fucking phone to
actually get a good night's sleep. You wouldn't need to
go knock out at three point thirty.

Speaker 2 (57:18):
That's pretty months all I was gonna do anywhere. So yeah,
you got it, that's all I had. You did exactly
what I was gonna do. Let me let me go
ahead and run this, let me run this up. Now
it's time for Bob to step in. Yeah, stop it,
stop it, stop it. Damn I wanted the free sample.
Now I got a shit on smoothies. Okay, because this

(57:42):
was actually real, This is actually real.

Speaker 3 (57:45):
Check it.

Speaker 2 (57:47):
I'm not fucking with throw up. That's what you're drinking,
niggas throw up. Who y'all nasty, That's exactly what it is.
Yoused to saying here, Why don't you preach you this
shit for me? It's nasty, and you fucking losers you
think it's healthier. It's not. It's really not, because you
know what you do when you blend up fruit, you
lose the fiber the ship that breaks down the sugar.

(58:09):
You're not being healthy. You are just speedlining. What you're
doing is getting an avy an IV, a fucking sugar
to your system. That's all the fuck you're doing. It's nasty.
You're just consuming bird throw up. That's all I can
think of. You Just say here, chew up my fruits
and vegetables and weak jaw and no teeth because you're
probably gonna brush your teeth because you're sucking down surfers
every other day. You're probably blending some bullshit together in

(58:31):
the first place. Get a normal smovie like a normal
human being. Sharpe a banana, a little bit of you know, basic,
I SAYI dude, don't even know how to spell it.
And you've been drinking that shit every fucking day. You
don't know what. You don't need none of that shit.
Eat a fucking meal, Eat the fucking fruit. That's the

(58:54):
healthy part. Consume good shit and enjoy it, you fucking loser.
That's why you got a weak ass mouth and a
weak ass young Your teeth are gonna fall out of
forty Yeah, I said it.

Speaker 3 (59:06):
I'm kind of with him because because we're currently in
the era of juicers, and that's that's you're literally kind
of taking the point. You're gotta taking the point out
of fruit.

Speaker 2 (59:20):
There's nothing, there's nothing left. Who gots baby, You get less,
less calories and fruit more calories and fucking smoothies.

Speaker 3 (59:26):
Because when you take out the ship that's good as
far as fiber, you're losing. You're also losing vitamins and
you're kind of just leaving the natural sugar, which will
also spike your fucking blood.

Speaker 2 (59:39):
Shir yep, no, good man. If Joey Diaz knows this,
then that means you should know it.

Speaker 3 (59:44):
Too, but I'm also on the opposite side. Fuck dried
fruit too. No, fuck dried fruit. Why because you are
not fucking ninety. You're fucking you're not ninety. I love
trail mix too, nigga, but go get a actual natural
fucking mango, pineapple, apple, whatever and just eat the shit.

(01:00:09):
Like why the fuck do I why why do I
need a store to take my fruit, cook it, dry it,
package it for more than the price of a fuck
that of the original fucking fruit, and then I need
that to consume it, and then and then I now

(01:00:31):
and now thirsty from drinking all this fucking dried fruit
where you could have ate the fruit that had the
juice and the fruit.

Speaker 2 (01:00:38):
Tuch reason. The only reason I knock your forward this
with a simple fact that people eating dried fruit are
less likely to do dumb shitting on top of it,
Like there ain't nobody in this dried fruit world just
like this a healthy alternative. They're just like nah, I
just I like trail mix, but them fucking smoothie people
are just like I'm gonna lose weight on these movies.

(01:00:59):
No the fuckin gain ten more pounds with nasty bastards
speed rem okay, who's turn is okay?

Speaker 3 (01:01:14):
Falling in love the dating pool is goddamn.

Speaker 2 (01:01:19):
Let let him get this ship up. You was like,
I'm finna go.

Speaker 3 (01:01:21):
In hard the dayten Pools asked, everybody has scammers. Women
are the actual fucking worst women. It's niggas getting lined
up every day. I'm not coming to your apartment. You
don't even clean your car.

Speaker 2 (01:01:39):
I'm not.

Speaker 3 (01:01:41):
No, no, I'm not sitting at home and wondering if
you're thinking about me. I'm not wasting time when I'm
supposed to be getting money thinking about you. I thank
god I found my girlfriend when I did, because you
niggas have only progressively gotten worse. Look, the men are

(01:02:02):
not men. They're getting the fucking females painted it black,
the yaller black men acting like goth and sorry, the
movement wasn't for y'all. It wasn't for us. The goth
wasn't for the blacks. I'm sorry, I don't I hate.
I gotta be the first person to say that God
wasn't for the blacks. We took it and cool, we

(01:02:22):
took some shit that's off the point.

Speaker 2 (01:02:27):
Can I give a retort? I would like a retort.
I can't because I feel like I can hit on
noice as hard, because I feel like you tried to,
tried to not weasel your way out of it. You
didn't hit the nitty gritty. Falling in love is dumb
in general because god damn it, it takes up too
much time and effort. I'm talking about my current relationship. Goddamnit.
Not much money I waste taking you somewhere, you motherfucker.

(01:02:51):
Not much dinner costs out in the streets. That's what
I'm talking about. No, no, no, no, no fuck trying to
find another one. I'm talking about the one I got.
Now harder this to go out in these streets and
do shit for women and please them. Fuck y'all. So
I can get sex, I can pay for that too.
And if it was that's all it is. I'm trying

(01:03:11):
to get homegrown hose, and I just go on the
street and get them. I can just go pay for it.
I'm gonna pay. Riley said it best. I'm paying for
it anyway. I gotta pay for the meal. I gotta
pay for you to get your ship done. I gotta
pay to take you out. Dating is hose. Fuck y'all.
Falling in love ain't real. I'm trying to bust a nut.

(01:03:34):
That's how you do. Now I'll take mine, please, I've
been waiting. Bob's gotta pull out a proper for you

(01:03:56):
diggers on this one.

Speaker 3 (01:03:57):
What excuse me?

Speaker 2 (01:03:59):
Get ready? Excuse me? Well I get locked fucking loaded.
You niggas ain't got no fucking free you line, you
ain't watching all this shit. You're a bunch of fucking lives.
Anime ain't bullshit, but it is bullshit. Yes, it has

(01:04:19):
great stories and all of it, but goddamn it, it's
too much. It's too fucking much. You don't have all
this free time. Anime used to be five fucking shows.
Now it's two to three fucking apps worth the shit.
I'm not watching it. I'm never gonna watch your favorite
fucking show. Fuck you, fuck your favorite show. I don't

(01:04:40):
give a shit. How many fucking shows can there be?
It's the same shit. I don't want to watch another
Slice of Life. Fuck your slice of Life, fuck your
solo levelings, fuck all your It's too much. It's too
fucking much. You niggas got too much free time. You
are you over subs and the you are rub who's

(01:05:01):
the top three. You are you almost as strong?

Speaker 3 (01:05:03):
Ah?

Speaker 2 (01:05:04):
Fuck you, No, it's too much shit. You got three
in the five. Commit You've got their own ass dream Come.
I'm not going to this ship with your niggas. Fuck you,
fuck you and everything you want to little fuck not
na fuck you, fuck you and all your dreams. You're
not You're not the main character. You're a buster. You're

(01:05:25):
a fuck ass bitch. You are not the main character.
As much as you scream and level up, gain gonna
get stronger. You're a fat bitch. That e's Nerito's You
ain't shit. You are nothing. The anime fandom is nothing,
and you stik. You all smell like shit. Your shows
are too fucking long. Why is there a thousand episodes

(01:05:46):
of one Piece? You have done nothing. Go find a piece, bitch,
go fucking find it. You will never find it. The
nigga will die, The creator will die before you find
a one piece. I'm sorry, Dragon Ball is ass. It
has died. Now, let the creators die, Let the show die. Please,
it is ass. It is all ass. Now. Fuck you.

(01:06:07):
Fuck your shows, fuck your hopes and dreams. Do something else,
be productive, Please fuck your show.

Speaker 3 (01:06:20):
Feel better, you feel better.

Speaker 2 (01:06:22):
Nah, I just enjoyed that. That was fun.

Speaker 3 (01:06:36):
This niggas a horrible like. I don't even I don't
even need I don't need the applause. I'm gonna do
this for free. This nigga is a horrible father, horrible father.
He said, I'd rather be dead than raise.

Speaker 2 (01:06:47):
That way God.

Speaker 3 (01:06:49):
Rather die and raise this nigga. I'd rather die and
raise him or his motherfucking mini me as brother. I
don't want, motherfucker you like teaching my son to pray
and morals to get through life. No, he don't want
to do none of that. Ship the boy. He he
ain't want them to do none of that Kendrick shit. No,
he is about the hands.

Speaker 2 (01:07:10):
Squabble up.

Speaker 3 (01:07:11):
That's it. I'm about the hands, and my son is not.
If he's too young to squabble, then he's irrelevant. I
don't need him. It's about these games. It is grind set, mindset.
If it ain't about these games, these motherfucking radishes, that
this bitch is making me farm so she can go

(01:07:32):
buy some shit. If it ain't, if it ain't motherfucking vegeta,
and if he ain't trying to fight, I don't give
a fuck about nothing. I'll give a fuck about the universes.

Speaker 2 (01:07:46):
Slight retort. I'll show him twice as hard. Go quint
a bad dad. But you know what he is. He's
plot He has all the plotter on in the world
and still sucks. How you got all the plot on
and you're still the worst character in your show And
I stand on it. He is down the worst nigging
the show. Oh give me something good, baby, big as hell?

(01:08:08):
Oh how much time we got left? All right, let's
wrap these last few up in thirty seconds or less. Baby,
I'm feeling good. I got I got all living in
my system. Puppies is on my chopping block. They shit,
That's all they do. They're not companions yet, They're not
fucking ready. They're the worst of the companionships. They just
shit everywhere, They piss everywhere, and they bark a lot.

(01:08:29):
Puppies fucking suck. They gotta stop acting like they're cute. No,
they're just shit boxes. They're no different than babies. Babies
are ugly. Puppies are still at their ugliest date. Fuck
off and stuff. One't lining to me.

Speaker 3 (01:08:40):
Puppies can never grow to tell you what's wrong with them. Nope,
At least babies can grow and say can't because you're
a chitty parent and you developed that little baby wrong too.
Fuck that baby, fuck that baby, and fuck that puppy.
Is also why that dog bites people. That's why you
can't get no sleep at night. That's why you that's

(01:09:01):
why you lay to your fucking job, because you always
gotta walk this bitch.

Speaker 2 (01:09:05):
Because you suck, and the parent and the baby sucks,
and the dog sucks. Next one who spitfire. I was
hoping you got that one because they were just gonna
make me sound like an asshole. Marvel Movies is on
the chopping blood. What you got against Marvel movie?

Speaker 3 (01:09:23):
I guess I've lost the plot. All of this is
the past, like three movies with depression baiting, like political depression,
dark depression, motherfucking space depression, space, racism, all of this it.
Y'all lost the block. Go back to Go back to

(01:09:46):
Black Panther one, go back to Guardians one. Y'all. Niggas
are so busy trying to cram everything in the two hours.
The chialld are not even making movies anymore. Y'all just
making billboards a lost quality. They're losing money and how big,

(01:10:06):
how many times you gotta go down wrong road before
you you turn?

Speaker 2 (01:10:11):
I can have just left of these movies are born.
But that's fine. It's been a wheel and then you
gotta wait to spind. Fuck it, just keep spinning. Thirty
seconds up, spinning wheel, were gonna keep it going. I
got it very easy to shot on sushi. I can
guarant damn t get that ship out of here. Sushi
sucks and the sushi chefs ain't cooking shit. Why do

(01:10:33):
I gotta respect the nigga that just cut fish. He's
a butcher, He's not a chef. Stop calling the ship
chef Like great works of art, it's not. This nigga's
a butcher. And this nigga that used to work at
Moornoys that can work at half of the sushi place.
You go to a foe with Mexicans. Stop lining yourself.
This is not Japanese cuisine anymore. This is a bunch
of Mexicans cutting fish.

Speaker 3 (01:10:53):
In the back.

Speaker 2 (01:10:53):
Stop lining yourself.

Speaker 3 (01:10:54):
Your niggas just wanted to be swordsmen when you grew up. Yeah,
you're just right.

Speaker 2 (01:10:58):
You're just an anime head, that's think. That's all it is.
You're still an animate the stinks. Next one, spin it,
we Fita spit for all of this ship.

Speaker 3 (01:11:10):
Fuck Lebron. Lebron gased this ship up to unnecessary proportions.
If you eat a taco on a Monday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday,
Sunday is going to be the same level of delicious,
you stupid bitch. You are looking for a tradition where
it don't need to be traditionalized. Its taco Tuesday, and

(01:11:31):
it don't and it's fucking dumb. Y'all niggas love alliteration.
Me too. It's a it's a So your niggas can't
eat a chicken wing on on a Tuesday, you can't
have a hot dog a pizza. You's gotta be pitcheonholed.
And you don't even like Mexicans.

Speaker 2 (01:11:48):
Next spin it, Damn, I want the video games. I
felt like I could have did well with video games.
Candles is the next one. Put that camera on me
right now. Candles smell like ass. They always do. There's
never been a good why. They all smell like the

(01:12:09):
same shit. Like you go to a whole ass doore.
It's all the same shit. They smell like wax. That's
what the fucking smells like all that sent and bullshit
is perfume. It's hot wax, you stupid bitch. The air
is polluted now air wax and air is not good
for you to breathe in consistently, dumb ass. It's fire,
it's all. You just have an open fire. You probably
gonna burn your house down.

Speaker 3 (01:12:29):
You're dumb.

Speaker 2 (01:12:30):
The stores are dumb. It smells like shit when I
walk by, spin a wheel. Damn, I wanted that one
free samples.

Speaker 3 (01:12:45):
Baby, if you broke, just say that, Like, if they're
giving you a sample for free, it's probably the lowest
quality shit they serve. They're not gonna lose that money
on investment like that. That's not that's not business, nor
can capitalism. They're giving you some shit that they don't
fucking water already have to throw out. They're doing the

(01:13:08):
lowest quality shit. And if they weren't, and if he
wasn't going down your throat to be going in the trash.

Speaker 2 (01:13:16):
Spin my wheel. Three more left, Come on, baby, stop
stop stop stop stop. Give me that nigga, Keanu, give
me Keanu Reeves. I've been waiting on this moment all day,
that nigga suspect that nigga. He is not the greatest

(01:13:36):
human being on the planet. Y'all need to chill. He
is not that nice for guy.

Speaker 3 (01:13:39):
You know what it is.

Speaker 2 (01:13:40):
He's stupid. I watched Bill and Ted. You thought that
was an act that was real? Did you watch Constantine?
Also a retard, had no clue that he was talking
to the Devil for that damn long, That damn long.
You didn't know what he's song to the devil Devil's
advocate still didn't know he was talking to the two
movies you can speed.

Speaker 3 (01:13:55):
Damn.

Speaker 2 (01:13:55):
The niggas retarded. He's not nice. All retards are nice
because they don't no no better. That's all it is.
The niggas retarded.

Speaker 3 (01:14:03):
He's dumb.

Speaker 2 (01:14:03):
He's very stupid. Don't let that beer feel He can't
even grow a beer. I can't grow beer. That nigga
game't either.

Speaker 3 (01:14:15):
Stop wait.

Speaker 2 (01:14:19):
On the video games made.

Speaker 3 (01:14:20):
I've really really wanted air fryers. Your niggas are selling
anime episodes. Stop stop stop selling me a game that
is seventy nine percent fucking cut scene. Y'all are y'all
are bad at mechanics. You're bad at making characters. That's

(01:14:41):
why everything's a fucking sequel or a remake, y'all are
almost as bad as the fucking movie.

Speaker 2 (01:14:49):
Exactly as bad as a movie.

Speaker 3 (01:14:51):
Yeah, the companies don't care. The developers are lazy.

Speaker 2 (01:14:58):
Is that the thirty?

Speaker 3 (01:14:59):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:15:00):
Last one? Airfriers? I'll take it, no need, just man,
I'm shitting on the air friers because obviously you motherfuckers
can't cook. That's all it is. It's a microwave. It's
a small microwave, and it's a small oven slash microwave.
You can't cook. He don't even know that preheat the bitch, Like,
come on, man, y'all don't even know how to use
the tool that you got. Throw that shit in the oven.

(01:15:21):
It's not that hard cook like an adult. You easy
bake oven, bitch, It's not that hard to cook shit normal,
Stop it. Get some help. You can't cook, learn a recipe, please,
pretty please? With Siga on top Grandma's damn And on
that note, I think we're done here.

Speaker 3 (01:15:39):
Oh I gotta double down. Most people that have air
that have airfriers hate microwaves, and airfires are damn near
just as dangerous like the fuck most of the most
of the airfrires that you probably have in your house
were constructed poorly. The coiling is getting chemicals into your
food on the inside because you didn't actually spend money

(01:16:02):
to get a quality one with quality fucking components. So
you'd say that microwave will give you cancer, all right?
For Bence, you just gotta have pneumonia of some shit
like you're like you're literally offering yourself up to worship
because you didn't spend the money or because you felt
like you were so much better than microwaves.

Speaker 2 (01:16:23):
It wasn't even that, y'all. Don't wash it. You don't
wash it. You're worried about You're worried about the fucking
radiation you got.

Speaker 3 (01:16:30):
Mike, what about that motherfucking pork chop you cleaned three
weeks ago with the blood still at the bottom of
your shit?

Speaker 2 (01:16:36):
I don't know what y'all doing. So, Kelly, now you
have the hardest job of all. Who is the biggest
hater of the day? Okay, we had to rerecord this
real quick. Kelly forgot to turn on a mic. So, yeah,
I blamed you, so so who won? And why?

Speaker 1 (01:16:55):
I think that Bob one because he was able to
clear explain his points and why he wanted to be
a hater for those different things. I'm sorry, Henny, but
he struggled on a few and he couldn't even do one.

Speaker 2 (01:17:11):
So you know, Bob wins. Thank you. I didn't a
lot of shit. I'm not even trying to throw my win,
but somebody was pulled out my ass. The only one
I was ready for was anime, and I was hoping. Ah,
I was praying for animn props ready I needed that one.
But nah, I will. I will concede one thing.

Speaker 3 (01:17:31):
Though.

Speaker 2 (01:17:32):
You pulled off Grandma's thoroughly.

Speaker 3 (01:17:34):
Well.

Speaker 2 (01:17:36):
If we stopped after that, I had no chance. I
needed anime. If I didn't get anime, I was fucked.
That's why I was so excited to get it. I
was so excited to get it. If I didn't get that,
you won off of Grandma's alone. But I'll take it
just for the for the fact that it's always in me.

(01:17:56):
It's always there, man Ea. Sports is in the game.
Hayden is in my in my blood. Don't act like
I'm not working on myself. This new persona, this is nice, Bob.
I've been working on myself. But any moment, at any time,
can I go back to being the greatest hate you
thought Kendrick was hating.

Speaker 3 (01:18:11):
One day grandma would be grandma's again.

Speaker 2 (01:18:13):
No, they won't because kids will never be kids because
parents ain't parents and grandma's are still fucking like. That's
the problem. It's a line of stupidity.

Speaker 3 (01:18:24):
The grandma.

Speaker 2 (01:18:27):
I wouldn't say this discussion, but grandma's party like it
used to mean something, but that when it's eight years
away from you.

Speaker 3 (01:18:40):
So when that note that damn, I ain't even started yet,
this grandfather, this.

Speaker 2 (01:18:44):
Niggas grandma is your age? Fuck nasty?

Speaker 3 (01:18:49):
Save sex is great? Sex better where late Texas. You
don't want that late text because that I think I'm
late text.

Speaker 2 (01:18:59):
Debatable on that note. We'll see y'all next week.

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