You’re Uninvited! Cookout Rules, Water Debates & Firework Fails - Nonsense Podcast S4E84 - NonSense

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
In twenty fourteen, there was a man that launched six
hundred and forty two fireworks from his bodysuit. Yeah, and
he didn't get he didn't get hurt.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
He's fine.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
He may have lost some mindbrows, but he's good.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
I need more information immediately, like you're dragging ass and
I need in storms.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
It was a Guinness Book of World Records holder. He
had a body suit of pyrotechnic suit, I guess, and
he launched six hundred and forty two fireworks off of
the suit.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
At one time, I was simultaneously he should be burned
to a crisp.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
But he's not.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
He's good.

Speaker 4 (00:47):
No, it probably was properly insulated. No matter how stupid
he was.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
I was gonna say that you have a lot of
faith in human beings.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
No, no, no, no, no. The manufacturers, not not him.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Had to. Nobody makes a suit for four launch virewers.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
He made.

Speaker 4 (01:03):
He made the I'm saying what I mean this nigga
might be Tony Stark. Then if he made this, and.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
I said, he hauld have made the suit, especially with
for Guinness. That's I feel like that's some should that
actual clip. Yeah, No, that's that's what that's what.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
The Okay, so this nigga might just be Tony Stark.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
But that again, so many better.

Speaker 4 (01:27):
And yes there's Tony Stark could Yes, that's one thousands
some better shitty.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
Good a deal with his time than this.

Speaker 4 (01:34):
But if the niggas act, I like believing that not
all of us are dumb. I like believing that they're
actually are geniuses. And Tony Starks, Andrvey Williams among us,
and that's just laboratories.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
All of us can't be ordinary.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
I'm not saying all of us are ordinary. I'm just saying, now,
I'm gonna come on your side, but I'm gonna come
on yourself for the wrong reason. I believe there are
incredibly intelligent individuals that wasted on stupid ship. And I
think that's that's where I'm sitting that. I mean, because
that that's a redneck special if I've ever seen one like,
I believe a redneck would have came up with something similar,

(02:11):
probably less practical.

Speaker 4 (02:13):
But would have pulled it off. Would have died though
maybe lost a limb, yeah, but he wanted to died.
He would have made sure that much he was like
I got I got my vitals covered as as far
as he would have went, legs, hair, eyebrows, different story.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
You don't need all of them, you only need one
leg one on. You'd be all right. Lopsided maybe nonetheless,
but you got what you need. Caution.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
So kind of going back to our last episode, the
when the Declaration of Independence was signed and we were
officially away from the Britain. British they they h celebrated
that night with I guess the equivalent of what we do.

(03:08):
They had a big cookout, They fed everybody big feast.
They lit bonfires and the equivalent of like bombs. Essentially,
they threw off a bunch of bombs. And that's why
we do fireworks today.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
Yeah, letting off the reserves. We got extra we got
extra stuff to set off. We're gonna shoot them bullys.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
I am muni, but.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
We want to let you know since it is fourth
of July today, tomorrow, tomorrow, Actually this is the most
dangerous holiday there is in the entire year. Most people
get hurt on Fourth of July being stupid.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
So don't be stupid.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
Handled have fun, but don't be stupid about it.

Speaker 4 (03:55):
Yeah, loves and goggles, it ain't gonna kill you to
be kind of smart.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
I know, I know we're going through tough times and whatnot,
but killing yourself.

Speaker 4 (04:03):
Is not necessary away from trees. I don't know why
people just aiming for trees. I feel like they ain't
for the trees and for the extra people. And you
know exactly what I'm talking to.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
Can we not? That's what the fireworks are for, and
in most states fireworks are illegal. For the love of
all that is human, learn some physics and stop shooting
guns in the air. What goes up must come down,
you idiots. You're killing people. Also, your niggas are broke amimals.

(04:40):
Expensivegas are broke animals.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
You really want to you.

Speaker 4 (04:44):
Really want to spend your money on that? Right now?
It's the four from which means the first was just here.
Come on, gang, and I already got my checks. I'm up,
yampty on that one, all right, got my checking. That
BET's already gone. Bills, Hirst, but I pay your bills. Nah, yeah,
definitely don't.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
Jump in or over.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
I don't jump over.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
If jack we nibble Jackie quick, if you can do
it roasted.

Speaker 4 (05:11):
Nuts, that's okay. Or if we don't need roasting nuts
or fish fry. It's okay.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
I know none of some of these don't be showering
and I understand. Yeah, live live.

Speaker 3 (05:28):
To tell the tail on the fifth.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
Yeah, that's all. That's a great way to put it. Normally,
coming from nonsense, this is weird coming from nonsense to
tell to have a public service announcement. But for once,
I feel like we should do some good for the earth.
Stop it, get some help, shoot the fireworks, get the
safe ones, or just the legal ones. If you're you
know your i Q is not triple digits, maybe just

(05:52):
stick with sparklers. You might not be smart enough for
the big stuff.

Speaker 4 (05:57):
And if you know the cops tripping in your house,
tripping in your area, go to the suburbs.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
No, they they finding them out of suburbs. Hard, five
thousand dollars fine for setting out five works in the suburbs.
They ain't playing this year. They ain't playing at all.
Five jeeves. So yeah, I mean, if it's illegal, just
don't bother. It's not that serious. They got them all
onto you.

Speaker 4 (06:18):
Travel, you lazy bitch. Indiana is thirty minutes that way.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
Come on, just stay over there with them.

Speaker 4 (06:28):
We're not telling you to break the law. They are
telling you to get them and then shoot them over there.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
Yeah, or make sure that's clear. I don't want to
be implicated that anybody else is what they said. No,
they're illegal over there. Find you an Indiana friend and
stay over there.

Speaker 4 (06:43):
Also, to a degree, if you get your advice from
a platform called that's.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
Also on you. You know, I've been forget I'd be
wanting to put a disclaimer, and I feel like it's
not necessar there because it's it's obvious. And then I
realized who I'm speaking to sometimes, and I'm like, look,
I love you guys, but y'all don't be connecting all
the dots all the time. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
Their safety warnings on shampoo bottles the.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
Same, Yeah, and Claymore say this what faced this way forward?
Like everything's pretty sad and fourth of July. That's why
I left fourth of July. It reminds me that's why
I prefer tenth.

Speaker 3 (07:30):
I don't prefer either high and.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
Because they loud and they won't shut the funk up either.

Speaker 3 (07:36):
My June tenth was exceptionally quiet because it was broke.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
Maybe that's what it was.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
My ship was quiet.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
It was the loudest because that was out. I wasn't
almost I was out in the street, but I was
out and about because I still had ship to do.
And uh, this was quite in the way, not thoroughly
in a way, but just in the way. Now, I
preferred fourth of July just because everybody, everybody kind of
on the same page. There's no arguments on nothing for once. No,

(08:06):
I can't say that because there's a lot of anti
Americans too, anti American Americans. Which why would you hate
being on the you own the winning team, Like why
would you be on the Yankees and be mad because
you on the Dynasty? Like, enjoy being on the Dynasty.
Don't nobody care about the Bucks right now? It's not
Bucks time, it's Yankee time. We were chilling and we winning.

(08:28):
We literally just dropped bombs and everybody's shutting the fuck
up real fast. All you motherfuckers was talking about World
War three and I ain't hurt a peep out of
nobody real quick, That's all I'm saying. It's like, I'm glad,
Like I'm glad we can be not serious and meme
about World War three.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
But No, the.

Speaker 4 (08:49):
Funniest sh was the conversation with my girl. Thought she
was safe. Oh no, this is trumpeto baby.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
We nah, you won't go. You are not going.

Speaker 3 (09:02):
You're fat?

Speaker 2 (09:02):
Yeah, sadly enough now you are like that can put
me in the computer room. No, no, no, you you
you ain't going.

Speaker 4 (09:09):
They'll let me rephrase it. They will enlist you. They
will go through the process and be like, you know what,
this juice ain't worth to squeeze. Cannon cannon fad are
at best, but it ain't worth it. So no, we good.
I mean I probably just not make it either, So
I'm kind of cool with that. I got injuries.

Speaker 3 (09:28):
Have you been to the range before? No? Making a
calf cafeteria?

Speaker 2 (09:35):
Yeah, okay, so maybe they might put you to work.
That might be. I mean, honestly, that's not too bad.

Speaker 3 (09:41):
That's fucked up. I got a computer science degree and
a couple of certificates.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
That's great, bull. You ain't fixing the ship at that
fire nothing now Now, I'm my KD on card right now?
Crazy though, so I could at least run one of
them drums.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
What the fab be?

Speaker 2 (10:00):
Killing it on rivals? Rivals and God's two different things,
my friend, you are objective, base and I'm trying to
catch numbers. My predator strikes be on point. I mean,
do we have to?

Speaker 4 (10:16):
This is sad, this is fun up and I wanted
to know we were on such a positive note.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
And I was just like, man, it's like them brown people,
y'all cool. But guess what tomorrow is for us? We
winning see you. Let's start the show. Welcome back to

(11:18):
another episode of the Nonsense Podcast. I happen to be
f N Bob the FN host, f C O F
and Entertainment and F and Fly Today. Whitney as always handy, invincible.

Speaker 4 (11:30):
I am invincible, and I got a gun so big
I can't pick it up.

Speaker 3 (11:36):
And the gun belt I use it for double Dutch.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
It's fucking fucking guy. Why don't you run off? Some
ak's foramn little criminals, subliminal l henfey South African.

Speaker 3 (11:57):
Camaroney hen, oh.

Speaker 2 (11:59):
Fucking the morning.

Speaker 3 (12:02):
Uh some hen.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
Some hen is disgusting. I don't know why. I don't
like that at all.

Speaker 3 (12:11):
Higher than your average AKA sentence the scientists.

Speaker 4 (12:15):
Thank god that my that the Allergen season passed me
by good good, lucky you.

Speaker 1 (12:22):
We have a special a KA to hand out, Bob.
Do you want to do the honors for our number
one fan on Instagram.

Speaker 4 (12:33):
Oh oh, I forgot the dave exactly. But since she
watches shout out to Instagram, I got to make sure
to make this short shout out to Mama Hen.

Speaker 3 (12:47):
I know it. She's like all our ship, I know it.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
I was like, we gotta get a mom's one, so
now we can we can reference Mama Hen because I
was like, not only that, but then it sounds like
a chicken. I don't know if she like chicken. I
hope she do. Okay, black mamas got to stick together.
Can she fried chicken? All right? What she used? Is
it like batter? Did she do wet batter? Flour, corn starch, flower?

Speaker 4 (13:18):
I'll let it slide, Tell her to ask some corn
stars updated a little bit, but yeah, shout out to
Mama Hen. So now she got her own nickname for
the show. Specifically, we see you, We acknowledge you.

Speaker 2 (13:34):
Kelly's back there by the way, Uh, Chad the duck
over here chilling with a Gangston Lean. How y'all doing?
Hope y'all? I mean, I hope for one y'all enjoying y'all.
Last day at the work week that's for sure. It's Wednesday.
You got one more after this, but you halfway there
living on a prayer.

Speaker 3 (13:53):
I hope your office.

Speaker 2 (13:57):
Yeah, because it's toasty, it's very toasty. But halfway through
the week, almost to the weekend. Fourth of July weekend, guaranteed,
three day weekend, one hundred percent. Do something useful with it.
Maybe not all the alcohol, but a little bit part
eight it's okay, but mostly enjoy family and friends and

(14:18):
a cookout or something.

Speaker 3 (14:19):
Like that, you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (14:21):
Fourth of July Shenanigans. Uh, don't shoot your hand off.
Don't shoot your hand off. Yeah, for the love of God,
don't shoot your hand off.

Speaker 3 (14:29):
Don't don't. Don't blow your eye off.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
Blow your eyes out, not off. I guess you can
blow it off. I don't care. Just don't hurt yourself, stupid.
That's that's the whole average. Don't hurt yourself. It's not necessary.
Everything should be fine. You got any plans for the
fourth work? I thought you off, I mean, talk about

(14:55):
a great day to do so though it.

Speaker 4 (14:57):
Should be hopefully, I I'm hoping this whole week will
be in.

Speaker 2 (15:02):
The red, you think so, in the green for you
in the red Uber Wise, I knew what you meant,
just in case of there's non Uber drivers out though.
Now you'll be all right because it's I said, the
city of Chicago's going to be nuts. And if I'm
not mistaken, this is NASCAR weekend too.

Speaker 4 (15:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (15:20):
Holy fucked, I'm fucked.

Speaker 4 (15:22):
I'm hopefully, I hopefully can stay the fuck downtown like
I was.

Speaker 3 (15:28):
I was in well Matt last week.

Speaker 4 (15:32):
Oh yeah, I'm really I'm willing to go as far
up down left right as I can. I just hate
being in the middle of Chicago. And that's why I've
heard I hate being in the middle of Chicago.

Speaker 2 (15:45):
Oh, thank you, freedom, Freedom.

Speaker 3 (15:50):
Oh wait, what's that from? Oh that was from Baby's Kids.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
I hain't seen Baby's Kids in a minute.

Speaker 4 (15:57):
Baby's Kids. I feel like it's a Fourth of July movie.
They have fireworks, they have I've had them been.

Speaker 2 (16:04):
I don't know if it's considered it, but I'll take it.
Little known fact. I don't want to take I don't
want to like take all the credit. But apparently before
the Baby's Kids movie came out, my father's cousin. I
don't know what that relates to me. My father's cousin.
Her name was Babe and she had two badass kids

(16:25):
way before the movie, and we always got a chuckle
out of that whenever the movie came out. It's like, look,
they made a movie about you and your fucking shitty kids.
So I don't know if we can get a money
check for that, but I'll take it. I'll take it
on their behalf.

Speaker 3 (16:42):
One. Robert Williams from Chicago.

Speaker 2 (16:46):
Robin Williams, Yeah, I think look that up for us.
I actually don't know.

Speaker 3 (16:51):
Damn that might have liked new toom.

Speaker 2 (16:55):
No, they baby's kids was in our family to baby
kids were in Mississippi. Robin Williams is from Chicago. I
did not know that. I did not know that at all. Actually,
that's kind of dope. I love that man, but best

(17:17):
best I don't want to say best, like best of
the dead people that I would like what I'm trying
to figure out the terms I'm trying to use of
the dead people that were gone too soon. He is
my number one pick to bring back. I should say
that's that's the way I want to say. I had
fuck that whole sentence up in my head really and fast,
because a lot of people say Tupac, Michael Jackson, all

(17:40):
of these other names. It would have only been Robin
Williams for me. I feel like everybody else did what
they wanted to do and there was still some life
left in Robin Williams, which I know we just got
out of it. But Men's Mental Health Awareness Month was
last month. I ask for help, And if you don't
ask for help, that don't make keep more of a man.

(18:01):
Actually twice a bit, Yeah, I said it. I'm speaking
that fuck them gay people just because I can't say
whoa just because I can say it. Man made it
out the month. We are good, So the gay jokes
is back on the table. I gave you a month
to jail. I'm back fucking one hundred percent while I'm

(18:24):
sucking on the fucking popsicle. By the way, but no,
fuck them gay niggas.

Speaker 3 (18:31):
His views are his own. Where's the banner that's lower third?

Speaker 2 (18:35):
Not all of them, it's most of you. That's most
of you. I made you actually.

Speaker 4 (18:43):
Put it up as if I was if I was
going to the private red that was so bad?

Speaker 3 (18:48):
What? No?

Speaker 2 (18:53):
Why you don't support? You got friends? You are? You
are considered an ally.

Speaker 4 (18:57):
I am an ally my wallets, my time and wallets.

Speaker 2 (19:03):
Fucked up, and that's kind of fucked up. I actually
had a full conversation with the lesbian who also hates preparades,
which I was, like me too. That's all you can
really say behind is like me too. They just be
in a way because preparat To me, it's just a

(19:26):
bunch of niggas outside saying we like dix, I didn't care,
or we hate dicks. True that to no, they like dicks.
They just like the plastic ones. You lying bitch. You
know you as ain't as good as ours.

Speaker 3 (19:41):
I don't know. They just don't. Don't give off them.

Speaker 2 (19:46):
Niggas made a rubber they already soft. Speaking of Witch
to the lesbian people in the world, I would like
to pose a question and I would like an answer
comment below. If you are lesbian watching the show that
was that was crazy, I'm not Do you use the
same deal though per partner or do you switch yours out?

(20:10):
Like do you got an assortment of deal those that
you be switching between?

Speaker 3 (20:14):
I know the answer to this.

Speaker 2 (20:16):
When you think I'm curious.

Speaker 4 (20:19):
It depends on the less It depends on the lesbian,
but mostly they okay, get new ones.

Speaker 2 (20:35):
The pah, that's wild fiscally irresponsible, is what I'm thinking.

Speaker 1 (20:40):
See now the ones that I know you share the
same ones.

Speaker 5 (20:44):
Really, I don't know the relationships single no relationship, so
I know to relations two couples that are married, they
share the same one.

Speaker 4 (20:59):
Yeah, I think with the single one ones, I think
they just feel like they use the same one.

Speaker 3 (21:05):
But it's like, use condoms, you.

Speaker 2 (21:09):
Can still transfer diseases.

Speaker 3 (21:10):
Yeah, you think that.

Speaker 2 (21:12):
You think last Meian is a clean They trying to
be men and they think men are disgusting. They don't
know better. I feel like that was an accurate lesbian.

Speaker 3 (21:24):
Please also use condoms.

Speaker 2 (21:29):
Or just not have diseases. You could check.

Speaker 3 (21:33):
I'm on some sluts, That's.

Speaker 2 (21:35):
What I'm saying. Like you could just not have the
disease if you stop sucking around as hard hardened as often.
You really typically don't have that problem.

Speaker 3 (21:45):
Yeah, but I can't tell.

Speaker 4 (21:46):
No.

Speaker 2 (21:48):
I'm just telling you that I don't have to feel
bad for you either when you get AIDS. That's not
my problem. You fucked them, damn.

Speaker 3 (21:54):
I wasn't even going straight to.

Speaker 2 (21:55):
As darna rhea yeast.

Speaker 4 (21:59):
In fact, crabs, they inconvenienced.

Speaker 2 (22:03):
Yeah, but I'm just saying they also are avoidable and
kind of your problem. Age just bothers me for the
simple fact that they've been trying to make it like
an epidemic, and it's like, no, it's like three sets
of people that get it. It's niggas, gay people, and
old people. It's pretty much the fuck it. And I

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don't think it was an epidemic before.

Speaker 3 (22:29):
I don't know, because now I don't know, so happy
on them now?

Speaker 2 (22:34):
Care commercials so because they can continue to fucking fuck up.
Just stop sucking everybody that you meet, Like, be selective
a little bit. I think that's all it is. I
don't I'm not saying that I need to clean it.
Setting sentence up real fast. It's not that I have
a dislike for gay people or lesbians or bisexual but

(22:59):
I think all your niggas is read because you just
want to fuck everything whenever you fucking feel like it.
There's a greed to that. I feel like that I'm
just not okay with now. First of all, why why
do you want everything if you're bisexual? Why do you
want to pretend to be me but you still want
dial those shil I don't know.

Speaker 4 (23:17):
It's most of them are. Most of them are, at
least the ones I know of, are fucking disgusting human beings.
And you ain't gotta fuck everything that walks. That's all
I'm saying. Chill out, date somebody. I don't really see
lesbian's date often, you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (23:40):
Motherfuckers get married in two weeks.

Speaker 4 (23:42):
They get married, they get they bust an ass immediately
and then getting married.

Speaker 2 (23:46):
Where's the court in process? Do y'all court anybody? I
would like that? That's another question I would like to
pose to the gay people. What's the dating process?

Speaker 1 (23:55):
Like?

Speaker 2 (23:55):
How long do you feel like you date a motherfucker
before you consider anything past? Like I'm just hanging out
with them right now because I don't think them niggas date.
I just honestly don't believe they did. I think they
just they funk and then stick around like them niggas

(24:17):
is clingy? Am I wrong?

Speaker 1 (24:20):
Like?

Speaker 2 (24:20):
Do you get the feeling though? Is what I'm saying?
Like this sentiment feels strong for me, and I'm like,
I think it's accurate. It's just like I don't feel
like i'll date. Y'all don't date that much. This is
not meant to be slandered. This is the fourth of July,
and I'm chilling, and I know I'm finna have to
see a bunch of people that ain't seen all year long.

(24:42):
They're gonna be bringing people over that we knew that
they was coming, and we knew you was gay anyway,
so now you It's like to me, fourth of July
is like the era where I gotta like, oh, I
gotta mince my words around certain people because I don't
want them to be offended.

Speaker 3 (24:55):
But fuck them anyway, I'm sorry, politically correct or not.

Speaker 2 (25:00):
Fuck them. We're supposed to be family. You're supposed to
be real with your family, lying ass niggas, especially when
I know you was gay for others, like why why
are we mincing words like bay? Don't nobody care? No,
nobody cares what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (25:15):
I don't know. My aunt had a roommate.

Speaker 2 (25:18):
That's what I'm saying, Like roommate, my ass. Get the
fuck out of here. You gay as hell. Your wife
looked like little John.

Speaker 4 (25:30):
That was a little directed Oh my god, if you
watch it at the moment, Yeah, no.

Speaker 2 (25:37):
Look like meth little John's. Would I rather say a
little too little for my days. Meth little John is
what she looked like.

Speaker 4 (25:44):
I hate, I don't like, I don't like.

Speaker 2 (25:54):
Oh god, I've seen a funny clip the other day
and I'm just reiterating this. These these are not my views,
but I look, man, I'm on his side too. They said,
if you had to fight a person of the LGBT community,
who would you fight? And he came out confidently and
he was like, oh, Elliott Page, and I'm like, damn,

(26:19):
no facts, cause that's a dude. He was like, I'm
He's like, I'm an ally and I don't want to
fight a woman. I want to fight another man. And
that's a man. He straight up said, straight up down,
that's a man. That's not mental words that it's Elliott Page.
I'm fighting Elliott. I want to fight the nigga from Juno.

(26:40):
And I'm just like, all right. I mean, he said
his hands is ready to eat everybody, and he was
knocking out Elliott specifically, and I'm like, yeah, you know,
I don't think I can thank him. I can fight Elliott.

Speaker 4 (26:59):
I don't think that I want to fight, but I
don't want to fight any fuck about Elliott.

Speaker 3 (27:03):
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (27:04):
I don't either. I'm just picking somebody that I would
feel like I could, I could win a fight against.
I'll be Is that dude from the American Idol? Is
he the black dude? The fat black dude? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (27:16):
Was he?

Speaker 2 (27:17):
I thought he was a nigga?

Speaker 4 (27:18):
Was apologized to his bitch all two thousand and four?
What do you mean the guy who's paying attention to niggs? Clear?

Speaker 2 (27:26):
Not No, I couldn't even remember his name. I just
knew he was fat and black and lost? Or did
he win? Oh see, I don't fucking know. I thought
he was gay? Who else?

Speaker 4 (27:37):
I think I could tell? Elton John I had to.
But I feel like he's swift. I feel like he
got all of the fucking assists trophies, like niggas want
to come out the trees.

Speaker 2 (27:48):
Who but if I'm just saying, if he if were
running the ones, I know he quick. I feel like
he he ain't quick quick, but he's swift, you know
what I mean.

Speaker 3 (27:57):
He's like sixty eight years old.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
Man, like he got aerodynamics on his side. That's what
I'm saying. He little. I know his asshole is a gay,
so he might just whistle and be dodging my ship.

Speaker 3 (28:13):
That is absolutely that is absolutely.

Speaker 2 (28:24):
Ultra It's the gay ultraistic propulsion system.

Speaker 3 (28:31):
Man, if you found out he was the top all
these times, oh.

Speaker 2 (28:34):
That'd be wild.

Speaker 4 (28:36):
Na. I know that nigga's a bottom where he don't
get none closed from the man's department. He him been
prenched up to the same section.

Speaker 3 (28:44):
Yo.

Speaker 4 (28:45):
People are trying to convince me that Prince was gay, Like,
I know he had pants with the ass out, but
he would fuck.

Speaker 3 (28:50):
Yo bitch, your mom, your aunt, your grandma.

Speaker 2 (28:54):
I think he gave enough. I think it's not that gay.
I think he just don't give a fuck him. He
was gay, but he'll take your bitch to prove a point,
and I think that's supreme game, Like, that's that's the
next level. He was like, I don't even like bitches
and I'll take yours. Damn, that's a that's an insult. Insult, man,
this is donnat even like my bitch and just want
to fuck him. Just approve meat wrong and then gonna

(29:16):
beat me in basketball. Right. Oh hell no, I'm good. No,
I feel like I gotta fight Prince now. I feel
like I gotta fight Prince because I feel like I'm
gonna lose one way or another. But I gotta take
a swing, and I don't want to fight none of
these people. This is all for funny games, That's what
I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (29:34):
No, that's Bruce Jenner, alright.

Speaker 2 (29:38):
That seemed like a fair fight started, Bruce Channa, seemed
like that's equal hands as well. All right, it was
an olympian.

Speaker 4 (29:51):
Yes, but their motherfucker's needs has also made a baby
powder at the moment. Look and elbows because he was
a tennis player.

Speaker 2 (30:00):
But see that puts us on equal footing now because
he wasn't Olympian. Now, I got bad ese, he got
bad nees, he got period now, I don't know if
we had all of that. Now, let's be realistic. Let's
be realistic here, man. I'm just saying like, I feel

(30:24):
like I could fight an Olympian. I got a chance.
Commos me No, oh my, fuck you guy? All right,
now we can go to commercial. That's yeah, yeah, let's
go to commercial. It's okay.

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Speaker 2 (31:15):
Welcome back to the Nonsense Podcast. I'm still bobbed. That's
still Hanny, Kelly, Chad Duck and you the most important
part of the crew. Man. That almost sound like the.

Speaker 4 (31:26):
Wildest ship you would do for some AC. But oh
don't I barely believe in AC what I barely because
it don't never be that hot.

Speaker 2 (31:39):
It don't really be that hot.

Speaker 4 (31:41):
My girl got a new a C and ASA really
got me feeling like, fuck my place.

Speaker 3 (31:49):
Hot, like like like like she got an a C
and I live in a basement, so my even.

Speaker 2 (32:00):
Basement in the first place.

Speaker 4 (32:01):
Yes, I know heat rises, but sometimes it just be
ungodly still. And I don't really have the windows set
up to like I have windows, but they damn stained
glass windows type of ship.

Speaker 3 (32:18):
Yeah, the muggs do not open whatsoever.

Speaker 2 (32:20):
They don't have the window in the middle.

Speaker 4 (32:22):
Yeah, but that ship opens centimeters my niggas like because
it's ground level like that it's to protect from the rain,
so you flood and ship.

Speaker 3 (32:34):
Box fan.

Speaker 4 (32:35):
I have a box fan, but I know I am
trying to be frigid my nigga, like, you don't understand.
I want to walk into a winter wonderland.

Speaker 3 (32:48):
It's my thoughts. I hate that my thoughts because I.

Speaker 4 (32:53):
Would love to be chilly and throw a blanket offing.

Speaker 2 (32:58):
You wasted money? Is it cozy? Them be the sentences
of niggas that don't pay enough to.

Speaker 4 (33:04):
Me, because then because I would rather be hot and
be like, nothing touch me, nigga. Clothes don't touch me,
the sheet don't touch me. I want a levitate and
sleep like. I don't want nothing on meat hot.

Speaker 2 (33:17):
Sorry, I just I just need air circulation. That's all
I care about. As long as I got a fan.
I'm straight, Like, I really don't like I don't need acy.

Speaker 3 (33:26):
The only reason why how do you keep your fans
not dusty?

Speaker 2 (33:30):
I clean them.

Speaker 3 (33:30):
I've never seen a box fan without dust.

Speaker 2 (33:33):
You can open them and wipe them off. It don't
take that long, like I might actually upset the fan
I got in my living room. I haven't cleaned yet,
and I'm like, I gotta clean that bit just bothering me,
like it bothers the fucking to me. Like I cleaned
my fans and stuff religiously, ceiling fans. I got the
vacuum attachment from a vacuum to clean the ceiling fans.
I got the swift foot duster. Yeah, the box fans

(33:56):
air circle, even the ones with the the tower fans,
clean all of them. I clean all my fans. I
don't play that. Give me a nice little air duster. Yeah,
as long as they have their circulation. I'm gold it.
I am so good. I love me just a nice
little breeze.

Speaker 4 (34:17):
I'm also by being too good for tap water. I'm
also and at my home, too good.

Speaker 3 (34:25):
For tap whe eyes. I buy the bags.

Speaker 2 (34:29):
Yeah, you are an extra ass individual.

Speaker 4 (34:32):
I buy the bags, bro, because you don't. Because nothing
chaps my ass more than an empty fucking ice tray.
Oh my god, Oh my god, this lazy bitch, who
is probably me lazy bitch couldn't couldn't throw some water

(34:53):
in this motherfucker beforehead. Oh as long as you call yourself.

Speaker 2 (34:59):
I I don't know. Maybe it's just because I don't
have I don't like bottle water at all. I feel
like that tastes worse than that by a long shot.

Speaker 3 (35:09):
Which bottles are you getting all of them? What brand?

Speaker 2 (35:11):
Every brand I've ever had, cat Fiji Smart because I
obviously everybody has problem with the signy, but.

Speaker 3 (35:19):
I go to Peets and get the Crystal Gazer.

Speaker 2 (35:24):
None of that ship Gaze. I'm good on all of
that shit. And again, we tested our pipes multiple times.
I have had my plump, my plumbing tested. I've had
my water tested well under the threshold for what everybody
bitches for in the city. I feel like people complain that,
like in Chicago, like we have a lot less to
complain about because we have access to clean water, much

(35:47):
more so than most other states and cities. I understand
everybody else. The water purification plane is down damn street
from here. It is less than a mile from here.
I get as about as fresh water as fresh water
can get. I feel. So I don't know if maybe
if it's other people and they even gave it, they
provided us at one point, the testers to test your
water and to test my water.

Speaker 4 (36:08):
They even gave us filters. I'm like, it tastes the
fucking same, So I'm just like, all right, So if
it tastes the same as bottle of water. The filtration
is not filtering too much of shit else extra.

Speaker 2 (36:22):
You just making me wait longer for water. And that's
all you're really doing, is like, oh, you're just putting
a barrier instead of a cup. This a cup And like,
I paid for that shit already. I'm not gonna buy
extra water. That sounds ridiculous.

Speaker 4 (36:36):
I'm done it, gonna buy ice maker, that's all. What
on Amazon for fifty bucks.

Speaker 2 (36:40):
It's crazy. I mean, go for it. I'm not stopping anybody.
I just feel like.

Speaker 4 (36:44):
Like that was a time, but I was like, like
the last time I was making ice trainers, I was
taking a bottle water to put in the.

Speaker 2 (36:49):
Train And see, that's fucking disgusting. You just you are
a frivolous some bitch.

Speaker 3 (36:54):
I'm too good for tap.

Speaker 2 (36:56):
You are too good for tap. And that's fine.

Speaker 4 (36:58):
And understand, niggas in Chicago tree tab like we live
in flints.

Speaker 2 (37:03):
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (37:04):
It's it's not the same, but still the mentality.

Speaker 2 (37:08):
Maybe that's what it is. Maybe y'all just bok y'all bougie,
y'all don't know the struggle and y'all looking for struggles
like that where you came from, you can't drink this
water like it was news, Like don't drink the water
for the next three months. It's not even just news.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
It would like if you turn the thet's sink on,
it would be brown water coming out of there, like
it was not good. And they were saying, if you're
gonna use this for consumption, you have to boil it first,
like that's where I came from. So the water here
is just as good as water.

Speaker 2 (37:47):
Is crisp and it's cold. That's what I love about it.

Speaker 4 (37:51):
That water be cold immediately you turn that bitch on,
like refreshing, y'all be I don't even want microplastics water
on top of that, like y'all be drinking straight from
the bottle of plastics.

Speaker 2 (38:03):
Y'all can filter that shit too well.

Speaker 4 (38:06):
That's why this episode announ sense is brought to you
by liquid death almost right, matter of fact, Yeah, this
episode is brought to you by just regular water, like
just drink that ship you feat your shit, like stop
drinking soda. It's h it's the two and it got
some o's in it, Like just drink that like you

(38:26):
need it.

Speaker 2 (38:27):
Have you drink like that? Serious? I'm asking you right now,
I'm looking at the camera. Have you actually drink a
couple of water today? One glass, one bottle? Any didn't think?
So go drink something, take a break, come back. I'll
see you in a minute. Jesus Christ. The matter people
that actually just don't drink water mind bottles me like, actually,

(38:49):
mind like. I've met people that are like, I don't
drink water period, and I'm just like, I might choke
you and shove some water down your throat.

Speaker 3 (38:56):
I don't like the taste.

Speaker 4 (38:58):
Yeah, thirty five years on this planet and you ain't
found one brand of water that you like. I hope
you your kidneys walk away Pee is golden.

Speaker 2 (39:11):
Fucker taking a pitch like the Holy Gril.

Speaker 3 (39:13):
Actually fucking bronze trophy.

Speaker 2 (39:16):
No, absolutely disgusting. You're gonna die. You need some help,
and they'd be dead serious about that. And then the
same people they eat well done steaks. I've noticed a trend.
The people have problem with water also eat well done steaks.
I don't like y'all. I don't like y'all at all.
I'm just throwing that out there. I don't like. Can
I just real quick, just I just want to read it.

(39:36):
I don't like you if you eat well done steak
like that is a quick way to not be my friend.
I'm just saying, if you use steak sauce and you
say you can cook, also another way to just not
be my friend. I like a one two, but you
shouldn't need it unless you just like the taste of
a one that much. I mean I do, but the

(39:58):
butter be so better butter. What kind of butter do
you use?

Speaker 3 (40:02):
I mean, I don't cook it, but I'm.

Speaker 2 (40:03):
Just saying, like, just whatever the restaurant provides, Okay, I
didn't use uh we made homemade garlet butter. I might
actually make my homemak garlett butter today, boil but roasted garlic, mixedation,
the butter a little bit of like Italian seasoning regano.

Speaker 4 (40:19):
I'm saying, people do wowd shit the butter on YouTube?

Speaker 2 (40:23):
U you can you can fuck with some butter. I
gotta start buying actual butter though, like my like, I'm
still on the line, like I knew, but I'm like,
you gotta remind me which one it is. It ain't
butter sometimes and I'd be like, okay, is this one?
Butters is margarine, And I'm like, I don't remember. They
looked the same to me as yellowis in stick for him.

Speaker 4 (40:43):
No, I was fucking with the country crock when I
was a kid. That's butter, right, I think, so, ship
look it up real quick, Gather's country Country Crock?

Speaker 2 (40:51):
Is that butter?

Speaker 3 (40:52):
Oh you know they're still in business.

Speaker 2 (40:54):
I don't think so. I ain't seen a tub in
a minute that is butter. It is, it is in business, Okay,
I don't remember. I don't. I ain't seen the tub
of that.

Speaker 1 (41:05):
Country crock is not butter. It's plant based spread.

Speaker 2 (41:10):
Damn niggas was vegandm so not only you not buttering
it with you plant based so you ain't got the
right fat content.

Speaker 3 (41:19):
Damn niggas was healthy this entire time.

Speaker 2 (41:22):
Calm down. You was using it like butter and you
are eating cooking oil.

Speaker 3 (41:27):
Everybody in the hood country cry. I didn't, well, fucking.

Speaker 2 (41:34):
A great tub bad you was like, we was eating
healthy now and you was eating vegetable oil. That's how
you know we ain't healthy people by the way that
we all switched from corn oi to vegetable like it
was healthy, Like all gonna make the right choices, like
you're still deep frying chicken. Buddy needs you to make
better choices.

Speaker 4 (41:54):
Niggas are frying bacon and hot dogs now why I
don't no, but damn it, that's just stop.

Speaker 2 (42:02):
Stop. I am glad we are on the resurgence of
reutilizing bacon grease. That's kind of nice. I think we've
gone a step too far in it sometimes, but reutilizing
bacon grease is not a bad thing.

Speaker 3 (42:18):
My girl trying to get me away from pork.

Speaker 2 (42:20):
So tell her to keep trying. I'm I'm gonna hold
you to this side because I care about you and
I care about your palette. Again, everything in moderation. Now,
if you just have no self control, that's a completely
different issue. You ain't gotta eat it's not that serious, man. Foods, foods.

Speaker 3 (42:41):
I still have not had beef bacon though, which is heard.

Speaker 2 (42:44):
That's alright, it's all right. I like beef ribs too.
They alright, but huge, huge, But pork is fine. Just
don't eat a lot of it, like you just don't
eat a ship tone. You can have ribs, but you
ain't gotta.

Speaker 3 (42:57):
Have rib tips. And my god, you you.

Speaker 2 (43:00):
Be trying to sell on this turkey tips, and you're
gonna be buy yourself on that.

Speaker 4 (43:04):
God Uncle Uncle Tom's right on eighty third. You oh
go fly God he fucking them, fucking them turkeys up.

Speaker 2 (43:13):
That's great. Certain things like I would I'm not saying
I wouldn't eat turkey tips. But if I'm gonna indulge
in tip time, when it's tip time, give me the pork.
They don't play with me when it's time to eat bullshit,
play with with me on a regular day because I'm
not eating. I'm not eating ribs daily Jesus, once a month,

(43:36):
once every few.

Speaker 4 (43:37):
Holiday or two. It's fourth of July. Don't come to
my cookout, bring a turkey.

Speaker 2 (43:44):
A motherfucking thing to take your healthy ass out.

Speaker 4 (43:48):
My y'all, where the turkey tip? Get the fuck out.
That's what you're finish. Get meet you with.

Speaker 2 (43:55):
The hand here. We calmly and firmly asked them to leave.

Speaker 3 (43:58):
I went somewhere that had chicken hips.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
No. No, if that's show daily, that's that's a Tuesday.

Speaker 3 (44:05):
Go ahead.

Speaker 2 (44:06):
I'm not gonna stop you on Tuesday. Even turkey and chicken.
Come to my house on the fucking fourth of July
and ask for a turkey motherfucking thing. I no Memorial Day,
you can ask for that, and I'm gonna look at
your funny. Labor Day. You can ask for a turkey burger.
Go ahead and ask me during.

Speaker 3 (44:27):
Labor Day, said the pig.

Speaker 2 (44:30):
Doing everything right, that's all and my my household, Memorial
Day is the practice run. So you're getting all your
ship right.

Speaker 4 (44:40):
So that's when you you can't seen some new recipes
over the winter.

Speaker 2 (44:44):
You're like, we're gonnahead and put that together. Let me
see what do what it do?

Speaker 4 (44:48):
Now that we got junieteeenth, your hone in your skills,
you get one quick one.

Speaker 2 (44:53):
You don't cook big, but you hone in your skills.
Fourth of July is the super Bowl. Don't come to
me fucking up a mother fucking thing. If you got
a pro pain take, I'm not coming cook on pro pane.
Oh the quickest way to kick me out of your
yo cookout, pull up a prop paining tank.

Speaker 3 (45:09):
That's a King of the hell fan.

Speaker 2 (45:12):
I'm sorry, I'm not eating it. I'm not eating it.
If you ain't got charcoal, I'm not hanging out. What
about what I'll funk with the wood? If you're smoking,
I got now. I got questions though, I got now.
I'm just asking questions.

Speaker 3 (45:25):
What kind of when did you start?

Speaker 2 (45:26):
When did you start? If you got a tragger?

Speaker 3 (45:29):
Cannot eat today? Right?

Speaker 2 (45:31):
Where did you start?

Speaker 3 (45:32):
Going along with are we eating today?

Speaker 2 (45:33):
Are we eating today? Because I just motherfucker, I ain't
never got the time, and they have started sixteen hours going.
They just like a little bit more. Look, man, I
came hungry and you're still trying to figure it out. No,
I'm not.

Speaker 3 (45:48):
You ain't start smoking ship on the third, sucking.

Speaker 2 (45:51):
Up, honestly something, start.

Speaker 4 (45:53):
Smoking all the third. That does it to be ready
by five o'clock on the fourth.

Speaker 2 (45:58):
I'm no. And that's another thing. If I'm coming to
your cookout, oh big cookout thing for Bob, your food
better be ready at eleven eleven to twelve, I'm gonna
have a plate. And if ain't shit ready, I'm leaving.
Oh I'm gone bobbing left and everybody gonna be like,

(46:18):
where did he go? Food wasn't ready at noon? I
came hungry. You better have a dog ready, a burger ready.
You ain't got nothing ready. It's twenty minutes on ribs.
I'm good. I'm gone. I'll go somewhere else. I see
what y'all want. Y'all got bullshit, and I'm gonna get
to talk about it here. I got rules. Don't come

(46:39):
to me with turkey shit beef all except beef was fine.
Don't come to with turkey and chicken nothing. We're doing
burgers and dogs beef. Bet you get what I give you,
a beef hot dog. I'm not a heathen. You need
a beef hot dog.

Speaker 3 (46:55):
Cool.

Speaker 2 (46:55):
We eating good shit. We eating good shit. But it's
gonna be plenty of pork, is what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (47:01):
And I'll tell you that they got a brick and
mortar Nathan's in New York.

Speaker 2 (47:03):
Yeah, God, you don't know.

Speaker 3 (47:05):
Oh yeah that.

Speaker 4 (47:08):
Look if they started to silence sit and jewels just
on Saturday. This was a dollar a dog.

Speaker 2 (47:13):
I like Nathan. Nason ain't bad. Not my favorite dog.
I'm still a ballpark dude, though, I ain't gonna lie.
Jordan sold me. Jeordan told me in the nineties, and
I ain't never looked back. I ain't never looked unless
it's Walmart Brown.

Speaker 3 (47:25):
Telling Nathan I was predominantly at Johnsonville.

Speaker 2 (47:28):
Johnson feels good. Too, depending on what you get. Bron
Bronx is great? What kind of broad regular beer brought? Chatter?

Speaker 3 (47:39):
I think I've had all the above.

Speaker 4 (47:40):
Which one do you prefer? You just like whatever I
prefer regular? I love the cheese is nice.

Speaker 2 (47:46):
The cheese is nice. Beer brought to the only way
to go, and I've made my own beer brought once
and it was chef's kiss. I'm sorry. I wish, I
wish I could feed you just some barbecue right now,
but we ain't got it. We ain't got it just yet,
all right, so let's let's keep everything nice and friendly.

(48:06):
How much time we got because I know we just
talked way too long about nothing. Damn all right? What
you two things? I need to know? What are you
bringing to a cookout? If it's not your cookout, if
somebody else's man in the grill not your cookout, you
just a part, You a participant.

Speaker 4 (48:24):
I mean I usually play bartender. Really, I'm bringing juice,
liquor cups ice.

Speaker 2 (48:31):
Okay. I always happen to be the miscellaneous nigga because
everybody forget plates, ice, napkins, but not even that condiments
on nobody in a fucking catch up. The dude who's
on the grill and used all the barbecue sauce on
the grill and ain't got none for the side cheese.

(48:52):
If I go to another barbecue with no cheese for
the burgers we're fighting, put some cheese on my shit.
Niggas with these dry ass burgers talking about this, got smoke.

Speaker 4 (49:06):
To dry, No toast on the buns, buns straight out
the bag. Only condiment you got on the table is
mayo with a knife that everybody done fucked.

Speaker 3 (49:19):
And no cheese and.

Speaker 2 (49:21):
No cheese, not a cheese or pickle in sight. People
would be like, you know how you turn up a
barbecue tho when you show with pickles, because don't nobody
think to bring the fucking pickles.

Speaker 4 (49:32):
Tralishes, sweet pickles, the slice ones, the spears, just bringing
a sort of the pickles.

Speaker 2 (49:38):
You turned then turned the party up to tin by yourself.
That's the stuff you gotta start bringing. I swam my life.
Bring condiments. Stop listening to these idiots talking about non
don't bring nothing but bring some chips. Now, fuck them
chips and show up with three jags of pickles and
watch everybody pop, everybody pop for you. You won. You
don't won the game, Kelly. If you wish to bring something,

(50:01):
I know what you bring it, but I'm just curious
what you're gonna say. I do dessert.

Speaker 1 (50:06):
I'll bring pies and cupcakes and you know things like.

Speaker 4 (50:11):
That, desserts that fat and everybody up on the back end,
you know you like, I know you ain't been a
many black cookountsel, but you would be killed at a
black cookout because don't nobody nobody be bringing sweets. For one,
I don't really know people that bring sweets, and every
nigga when they halfway through a barbecue, like I just
need something sweet and all, they ain't shit with cookies
and shit like that left plus the last white girl

(50:33):
that was at a barbecue. I won one black car revote, so.

Speaker 2 (50:37):
Wait, what that's crazy? I felt like I did?

Speaker 4 (50:42):
Do was the winning question. The winning question was black
Greek letter organizations. She went to college.

Speaker 2 (50:51):
I'm more so mad at everybody else, funnily enough, but
I've had my black card go to college. I've also
had my black car revokes on so many occasions thinking
it's like, who do owed this nigga to think? Excuse me?
I'm sorry, I apologize. Oh I'm sorry. I voiced my

(51:12):
opinion and spoke my mind. It seems like that to
fade my skin a couple of shades. I apologize, all right,
but that was way off, Tanged. I apologize for that
to you. Who is disinvited to the cookout? We've been
inviting a lot of people to the cookout the last
like five ten years. Was he invited?

Speaker 3 (51:34):
Who invited him?

Speaker 2 (51:36):
Yeah? I feel like k is almost unat to the cookout.

Speaker 3 (51:41):
That's crazy. I would one of the blackest niggas I know.

Speaker 2 (51:45):
Look, he might be one of he might be the
most niggas nigga I know, but he cannot. He ain't
gotta show up, you told me, Michael Rappaport. But I
was gonna say gary one because I also don't know
who invites that nigga.

Speaker 4 (52:02):
Either his wife and kids. What the are you talking about?
I mean the house he divorced, now exactly what I mean?
You can stay at the house like I feel like
he got honored, yes, because he as a black wife
and kids.

Speaker 2 (52:13):
Nah, But see here's the difference. And I'm gonna say
this nicely. Just because you honorary, you still got to
act like a guest in some people's house sometimes and
some and I'm not saying like it's there's also some
people that get invited somewhere and they become the life
of the party. Plenty of those instances. But sometimes people
get invited because we cool but didn't act like they.

Speaker 3 (52:36):
Run this bitch but don't talk.

Speaker 2 (52:38):
She's just like, shut the fuck up, like Gary, Gary
can shut the fuck up six times over, Like I don't.
He ain't never said a clever or funny thing since
I look. He might make you laugh, but it take
a little little effort to make me laugh. You know
what I'm saying that I'm not saying you easy, but
I'm saying you might just have a funny bone. Minds

(53:00):
is a little more complex, It's all I'm saying. It's
some layers to it. And he don't.

Speaker 4 (53:03):
He he ain't funny to me, and he could be uninvited,
like I don't need you here.

Speaker 2 (53:08):
Like I feel like if I actually knew that man.
And I don't mean this with no maliciousness, but I
feel like, for some reason I actually knew him, we
would argue consistently because he was there, Like I would
have a problem with his presence all the time. Because
he reminds me of a nigga that ain't did nothing niggas.
You know what I mean, Like he got he in

(53:28):
his head, got nigga problems, and it's like, shut up.

Speaker 4 (53:32):
I mean he do, got a baby, my man, gotta
pay child support, kind of got nigga problems.

Speaker 2 (53:38):
That's the worst of nigga problems. And it's like, look, man,
that sounds like a personal problem. First and foremost, that
was a you issue. I didn't tell you to go
do that. I ain't told none of these other niggas
that got child Sport to go do what they did.
That sounded like you fucking up nigga stopped saying oops
and maybe strap up. That's all I'm saying. No, I
just don't fuck. I don't fuck with Gary Oones. Actually

(54:00):
have less problem with Michael Rapperport. I'm only mad at
him for two K because he sold me for sandwiches
to Fort Wayne, Indiana. And I've been about that ever
since him. I came out of China, bitch, I was
duncking on niggas in China and then you made me
play for Indiana for Fort Wayne, and I got a
problem with Fort Wayne anyway, So fuck fort Wayne, both

(54:22):
of them niggas and both of them niggas uninvited. You
got somebody else. I'm fine with Saint consin that extra
for me. I just don't want to go to party with.

Speaker 3 (54:34):
Chiming.

Speaker 1 (54:35):
But I'm gonna say Will because you will. Will is
a bitch and he's not allowed at mine.

Speaker 4 (54:44):
A white person kicking out actual nigga.

Speaker 3 (54:48):
Good guy, but good choice. I'm not mad at I'm
a little mad at the choice. Look, man, I don't
look if this is this is a kriick rash, fuck
him and his and his brother.

Speaker 4 (55:02):
I know.

Speaker 1 (55:04):
It's not even about Chris.

Speaker 3 (55:05):
Tony can suck my ass. This is Tony Rock.

Speaker 1 (55:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (55:17):
As a matter of fact, since we kick the niggas out,
Tony Rock, get your black ass out. I got damn
cook app panhandling, bitch, fucking reverse nepo.

Speaker 3 (55:27):
Higher nigga. Can't can't, can't, can't get higher ass nigga like.

Speaker 4 (55:32):
Indeed that on the shirt first with Tony Rock Face
looked at you like you ain't qualified nigga. We family
not qualify niggas. We we niggas that that are not
gaining entry. Charlemagne, Charlemagne, don't bring your ball to tone,

(55:53):
d ass that my cooking man. I don't want to
hear none of your music takes. I don't want to
hear nothing in his mouth, the entire breath of this club.

Speaker 3 (56:00):
Actually, and Lauren can come. No, Lauren is cool.

Speaker 2 (56:05):
She can't not for me.

Speaker 3 (56:07):
Lauren's cool. No, she might and if she try and
be like, oh I bought crew now you can't come.

Speaker 2 (56:12):
No, she can't come. She she can drop somebody off.
That's as far as she can come to my cookout.
You drop somebody off outside.

Speaker 3 (56:22):
This is way more funner. Niggas were kicking out, we're
kicking out.

Speaker 2 (56:29):
I feel like you having a lot of fun with that.
Niggas to kick out the cookout? Uh no, Lie, can
we just just to make it thoroughly official? Kamala Harris
can't come at all. Damn she can't come. I mean
she only black when it is convenient. And I'm taking
the last little bit away from you, like, you just

(56:49):
can't come. I don't want you around. Plus, I feel
like she make the cookout a lot more annoying. We
all chilling to having fun. And then I don't even
want to hear her laugh.

Speaker 4 (56:57):
If she is she I feel like she would definitely
be the one to grab the microphone and please don't.

Speaker 2 (57:02):
No, I know she's gonna want to do some kind
of weird karaoke moment or some shut the fuck up
nobody asks for nothing of you was, please don't.

Speaker 3 (57:10):
Bump the table.

Speaker 1 (57:10):
Brandon's absolutely nowhere.

Speaker 2 (57:14):
Foot absolutely not. I say Laurier is invited before he is.

Speaker 4 (57:23):
Absolutely that's sick like Daily is invited before Brandon.

Speaker 2 (57:31):
No Daily can come and bloggo Prince cook, you gotta go.

Speaker 1 (57:40):
That's hilarious that every other one is involved except for Brandon.

Speaker 2 (57:44):
Anybody else can come.

Speaker 3 (57:46):
You rom could stop buying for a couple of minutes.

Speaker 2 (57:48):
You can see what you can see.

Speaker 4 (57:50):
You make him a plate. You can't stay, but you
know you get you a plate and going. Obama, I
feel like no Obama can come. Michelle can't come. No,
Michelle can't be here you until she do something. She
can't be here because she been riding coattails all the time. Michael,

(58:12):
you can't come. I'm telling you right now, Michael Obama, Michelle,
come on, man, keep luing God damn.

Speaker 3 (58:21):
You think that they ain't gonna be shooting dice at
the cookout?

Speaker 2 (58:24):
No Michael is one hundred percent invited to every cookout.
Michael is that is unk. Michael one hundred percent has
been unk and it's still unk. They nigga ain't doing
shit but telling stories, drinking the forty and rolling dice.
But he gotta be there. I bet, I bet Jordan
is one of the greatest spades players of all time.

(58:44):
Ain't no way he not see, but he gonna be
trying to put money on the table. Nigga, we just
playing for fun, I know, and I'm trying to play.
I don't want to put no money on the table.
Don't forget Jordan's reasonable. He'll gives you some quarters. And
nigga dn't he pitched painties in the in the locker
room that nigga wild got an addiction that also. But

(59:07):
I'm just saying, like I want him now. You always
gotta have one.

Speaker 3 (59:11):
Scotty can't come.

Speaker 2 (59:12):
Scotty should have been there.

Speaker 3 (59:13):
Scotty can't come. Neither neither his wife.

Speaker 2 (59:16):
Scotty can't be there at all at hall. You know
who I'm double inviting though, I won't guarne though if
we if we're just talking ball players, I need Garnet though,
can we invite Giannis? I feel like Giannis would be fun.
I feel like he feels like he ain't invited.

Speaker 3 (59:33):
I feel like he would be like a wallflower.

Speaker 2 (59:36):
He would until he gets some drinks, a couple of drinks,
not even many, like one to two, and then he'd
be like, all right, we cool. Like, No, Curry can't come.

Speaker 3 (59:47):
Pauls bringing the bitches.

Speaker 2 (59:49):
I don'ton't know. No, Paul can't come because Paul bringing problems.

Speaker 4 (59:55):
Paul.

Speaker 2 (59:55):
I'm sorry you can't come, but you're gonna start some.

Speaker 4 (59:59):
Ship, Paul, Paul getting trunk and swinging on somebody. Now,
Rondo can come. Yeah, he also, I feel like he'd
be in the corner with John. No, no, because Paul,
because Rondo is that you need.

Speaker 3 (01:00:12):
Rolls on the space table own did.

Speaker 2 (01:00:15):
I feel like Rose would play, But he too quiet.
He's gonna fuck up the fun.

Speaker 3 (01:00:18):
He ain't gonna talk ship, he ain't gonna renig.

Speaker 2 (01:00:22):
That's true, that's true. Rose can come, Rose gotta come.
All right, give me another genre of people when the
athletes politicians, one more, one more spectrum of people.

Speaker 3 (01:00:35):
Comedians that that can't come, Comedians that.

Speaker 2 (01:00:38):
Can't come, and say Gary Owens and Michael Rappaport. Uh, Trevor,
what's that, dude, Trevor, No, he can't come either. I
don't want that nigga nowhere near me.

Speaker 3 (01:00:51):
Are you inviting your your wife Homie the comedian? Which
one with the mullet? Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:00:59):
Ship, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:01:01):
Also forget he's like up there, up there ship.

Speaker 2 (01:01:05):
Oh yeah, yeah, your boy gotta come, he gotta come. No,
that niggas not only coming, he got a special like
that nigga is chilling, chilling, but with him now Drewski
can't come. I think I'm gonna kick Drew Ski up

(01:01:27):
because I think he gonna do too much.

Speaker 3 (01:01:29):
Drewsky is gonna do too much. But everybody know Drewsky
do too much.

Speaker 4 (01:01:34):
I feel it, But I feel like like you ain't
got to that nigg ain't got an off switch, and
it's like you can turn it off. Sometimes I'm not
having the trifecta. I'm not having Drew Ski, Kai and Kevin. No,
I'm not having all three.

Speaker 2 (01:01:48):
Kay's not coming. I'll let Kevin come before I let
either when the mother too come And I'm kind of
fifty to fifty on Kevin, but I'll allow Kevin.

Speaker 4 (01:01:57):
Kevin can show up. Yeah, yeah, I like Will can come,
Will could bring the kids. You better leave that bitch
at home now, he leave.

Speaker 2 (01:02:08):
All them niggas at the house. I don't want none
of them niggas that my cock out because they gonna
be the type of niggas that bring you them talking
about turkey burgers and ship. Take your turkey burger eating
ass out.

Speaker 3 (01:02:16):
They're gonna bring their boxed water.

Speaker 2 (01:02:18):
No fuck no, get the fuck out, no, because they
finna be way too much extra ship. No, shut your
ass up. And that news track that Will put out,
I'm not putting that ship on the on the stereos.
Shut your ass up.

Speaker 4 (01:02:31):
That's wire with other beats like they did it, and
they put mad other.

Speaker 2 (01:02:36):
Beats behind it, and I was like, all this it's
just alright, it's alright. I won't say it's fire. This
freestyle was whack too. I'm gonna straight up say that.

Speaker 3 (01:02:49):
No beams can come to mind real quick music, bibber
can come to mind justin Yeah, you've been through enough.
Come get some food.

Speaker 1 (01:02:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:02:58):
I feel like that's all he really need. It is
a plate or two.

Speaker 3 (01:03:00):
And I'm sure you're sick of your wife. Come on
get Away for a couple of hours.

Speaker 2 (01:03:04):
Yeah, no, for sure, Beaver can come. I have no
beef for Beaver.

Speaker 4 (01:03:08):
I don't like the culture vulture things. Justin Timberlay can come.

Speaker 2 (01:03:14):
I don't think it's a culture roture.

Speaker 3 (01:03:15):
I think they was not fun with him after that
Man in the Woods album.

Speaker 2 (01:03:18):
That's different.

Speaker 3 (01:03:19):
But that the latest ansth was real hard, I think,
and he got back with Timbling.

Speaker 2 (01:03:23):
I think that's what it was. I think it was
the fact that he was devoided Tembland, and I think
it was the cultures. Thing is we accepted him too
fast and he wasn't ready.

Speaker 3 (01:03:30):
Okay, I gotta I got a real.

Speaker 2 (01:03:35):
Real can't come.

Speaker 4 (01:03:36):
I was just Finna ask are you are you inviting
for real? Or are you inviting fucking uh? What's my
other man and the nettwalk. You can't invite both.

Speaker 2 (01:03:52):
Little skateboard p check Jack and come chacking com for real?
I'd rather not have for real, no bro, if I
need If I get my way though, but now some
of these other nigga show up, Like if I get
Cosonette and Drew skin them, then I'm a need a
for real to balance it, you know what I mean?

(01:04:12):
But if I'm cool kicking them out for I don't
need you here, like I have no need for a
forar real like I'm cool. The clips can come though,
your clips gotta be there. Who else.

Speaker 4 (01:04:28):
I don't want? Oh, I don't want gonna be there.
I don't want Kodak at my at my at my
cook No, why would.

Speaker 2 (01:04:38):
You even consider Kodak Chris, Breezy can come. Breezy gotta
be Hereezy is getting his own special chair. Yeah, this
is right because he for the lead all the line
dances and ship. Yeah. Now, Breezy gotta be there, got
to be there. That's fine. I'm not mad at that.
We ain't forna talk. But no, nah, Ush'll gonna be

(01:05:02):
touching other people's bitches all day. No, I gotta go home.
Extra Usher can't come in afternoon.

Speaker 3 (01:05:08):
Marion, believe them.

Speaker 4 (01:05:09):
Out of three niggas at home, you don't want Marcus. Now,
I wasn't even talking about him, but he stays freaky
ass at home too. I ain't gonna come in in
the seat through suit again.

Speaker 3 (01:05:20):
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 2 (01:05:22):
Last nigga that's got it, last thing is gonna be there.

Speaker 3 (01:05:25):
Two.

Speaker 2 (01:05:26):
I need t paint t paint gotta be there, and
because I felt like he was kind of obvious, but
it was yeah, he can bring crew. He might be
the only person in this entire setup that can bring
a crew. We cool my second thought, and this is
like my like, this is like I'm the first thing

(01:05:47):
I'm calling for the party. Hannibal birds for sure one
calling Hannibal because Hannibal don't show, I might have to rethink,
like I'll reschedule fourth what.

Speaker 3 (01:05:57):
You call little rail as a backup?

Speaker 4 (01:05:59):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:06:00):
Absolutely not?

Speaker 3 (01:06:02):
What the fu? Hold on?

Speaker 2 (01:06:04):
Wait a minute, did you put these niggas in the
same conversation by accident? The fuck are we doing here?
I said Hannibal burse He was like a little real
what are we doing here? Niggas?

Speaker 3 (01:06:15):
Sorry, I'm asking, Yeah, I'm calling.

Speaker 2 (01:06:18):
Jordan, he's you. You was like, man, go get cool, coach.

Speaker 3 (01:06:21):
What the fun would the black comedians from Chicago?

Speaker 2 (01:06:25):
That's great and one of them is funny? What the fuck?
Oh ship? No, No, like Hannibal would make me reschedule
a cookout if he wasn't showing up, Like look what
when you free?

Speaker 3 (01:06:43):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:06:44):
Yeah, who's your Guestavarda for everybody minds would be handibal.

Speaker 3 (01:06:47):
I think.

Speaker 2 (01:06:49):
Either roads or Breezy Breezy.

Speaker 3 (01:06:52):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (01:06:54):
Rose makes sense for you though, telling who would you
who be your guest of want a cookout?

Speaker 1 (01:06:59):
Guy?

Speaker 2 (01:06:59):
I made it's one hundred percent he fit to keep
everybody laughing, uncomfortable, but laughing, And I think that's what
you need in a cookout. A cookout ain't a cookout
unless it's slightly uncomfortable. So in that note, hopefully everybody
has a safe and wonderful like I'm literally giving you
the message of message safe and wonderful Fourth of July weekend.

(01:07:22):
Don't do nothing stupid, stay safe, pop fireworks, but knock
them guns man, chill out. It ain't that series any
worse than everybody else.

Speaker 3 (01:07:31):
Um good.

Speaker 1 (01:07:35):
If you have dogs, walk them early, don't if they
are afraid of fireworks, take them into the bathroom, hide
in the shower of the tub. It's way quieter in there.
Uh play play reggae music, lo fi and soft rock
dogs like those, and walk them. Yeah, I said walk

(01:07:55):
them early. So if you needed medicine medication for them,
you should have done that two weeks ago.

Speaker 3 (01:08:01):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (01:08:04):
So there you go.

Speaker 2 (01:08:05):
On that note, I hope you have a wonderful fourth
Everything's gonna be good.

Speaker 3 (01:08:08):
Man.

Speaker 2 (01:08:08):
We'll see y'all next week.

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