Conspiracy Catch Up LIVE Show: CERN's Alchemy, Kim K's Bathtub Ritual & MaJoR sHoW UpDaTeS!

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- I got a show for you guys lined up today.
If you wanted to talk about the occult revelation
of the method, today's gonna be a great example
of how science and alchemy joined forces
to open up gateways while simultaneously,
we see occult rituals being conducted
to illuminate confirmed Kim Kardashian,
joined along as a weak breakdown,

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occult symbolism and Bob Caltor,
with your boy Isaac Wiseau today.
On the first ever live streaming show.
Now typically, typically I run the intro music.
I don't know how to do that.
I can barely figure out how to get my video
up on your feeds right now, but you know,
rest assured, we're gonna figure this out.
This is gonna be a clunky first time,

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'cause as you I tell you, I'm a one man army,
and I don't know how to run these things.
So, I've got the Streamyard funneling over to my Twitter account
and my YouTube, and I can see the comments on the side here.
So, what I plan on doing is, periodically,
looking over to the comment section,
answering some questions as they come up, okay?

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Now, if you're listening to this after the fact,
I'll have edited out the first,
well, was it five minutes, I'm staring at the screen,
trying to figure out how to make this work.
And, but it looks like you guys can see me now.
So, thank you so much.
So today, we're gonna talk about the alchemy of CERN,
and we're gonna talk about Kim Kardashian,
getting robbed in the bathtub.
Well, there's more developments,
which you could believe that,

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nine years later.
First, first, first, first,
I'll take you down that old grifter alley,
we're gonna do a little show updates,
'cause I got some fun updates in store.
First off, let me throw this at you here.
On my gum road store, that's right, like bubble gum.
I've got this link here,

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where you can pay me what you want for these free feed
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I got a make room for some other shirts.
So, in the minimum is a dollar 99,
because gum road takes a fee.
So, if you pay a dollar 99, you're not paying me anything.
You're taking it for free, basically.
So, pay me what you want, what's worth you?
It's ultra soft, you're gonna love it.
So, that's one of the things going on.

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Another, I did Tinfoil Hat this week,
I believe it was my 17-to-parents on there.
All right.
So, check that out, Tinfoil Hat,
we talked about darken linemen,
but we always do the fun perspective there
on Tinfoil Hat with salmon of boys.
XG wasn't there that time,
but that's all right.
We had Johnny and Sam holding it down.

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And if you're watching, you might see a flicker
on my video screen, with this came up during Tinfoil Hat,
and I needed a new camera, I guess.
I don't know, I tried changing the cable out to no avail.
So, if you want to support the show,
you want to buy me a new camera,
buy yourself one of those free feed loser shirts
and throw a couple bucks in my way,
and we're gonna buy a new camera.
Now, a couple more things.

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And there's a couple more shows I made appearances on recently.
They're recorded.
We'll see.
We'll see what happens.
When they release that, I don't want to say anything
in case they end up holding on to it for a minute,
'cause sometimes I've done a,
there was a really big show I did once,
and we recorded it into months,
and I messaged the very famous person, I said,
"Hey, are you still gonna post it?"

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'Cause I thought that was a really cool show.
He was like, "Yeah, dude,
"this is evergreen content.
"I'm gonna fit it in where I fit it in."
So behind the scenes and showbiz,
some of these people, they hold on to the shows for,
'cause they got busy schedules, right?
They're doing stuff.
So they hold them for a few months,
so I don't want to say nothing, but a couple shows.
Then, let's talk about what's in the works

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for our cult symbolism and pop culture.
I have got a few shows we're gonna dive into.
I've got a show about portals.
The idea of portals and the concept of stargates and things.
I'm like, I don't know, 70% done with that.
So look for that in the month of June.
Maybe July depends on if I start nerding out

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in some of my books.
I'm gonna do a show on James Shelby Downer's King Kill 33,
a pivotal foundational document in the world of,
you know what?
I'm on YouTube, so I gotta watch what I say, okay?
I can't say the C word, but you all know what I'm saying.
C-O-N-S-P-I, fill in the rest, you got it.

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'Cause this is my third YouTube channel.
I'm trying not to get torch-tier folks,
so we're gonna be real careful
with the language I do in the live streams.
Then I'm gonna do a MK Ultra deep dive.
I just finished the book,
Poisoner and Chief.
Meg a book talking about Sydney Gottlieb
and the history of MK Ultra, fascinating stuff.
I'm gonna run you through the whole history of it.

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I'll try to figure out how I want that to work.
That's probably gonna be a July show, just depends, you know?
Sometimes what happens is I get inspired by pop culture
or news events and I end up nerdin' out,
so it just depends, right?
Then let's talk about visions of this podcast for the future.

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I am planning on adding some work to this show
and that's gonna come in a variety of forms.
One, I am going to devote more time to Substack,
writing articles, 'cause as you know,
when I started this journey,
it was the golden age of blogging, as they say,
on AluminatiWantcha.com,

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started out blogging, then writing books,
and that was my goal.
As you know, I didn't show my face for many years.
Well, I'm gonna go back.
'Cause then I got Shadow Band and Seed
and all kinds of stuff.
So we're gonna start beefing up that Substack.
Don't know what that looks like yet,
but I'm gonna devote more time to it.
While I'm also simultaneously writing,

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I had a book about Twin Peaks that I started.
I might backburn her that,
'cause I've got some other ideas of what I wanted to do.
How do I get these comments?
So I got a comment locked in on my screen here.
Okay, there we go.
All right.
Sorry, was it David?

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What was that comment on there?
Sorry, David.
Anyways, I'm gonna try to do more writing,
basically.
Then I'm also working on making those videos better, right?
I do a video version of the show.
If you wanna support the show and go ad free,
tier two on Patreon or VIP section,
you get the video ad free early access to works.

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Now, the video version of the show,
always this confusing thing for me.
I'm gonna end up,
what I think I'm gonna do is end up uploading it
a little late, like a week late maybe,
a few days late, on the YouTube rumble Spotify.
'Cause if you listen to me on Spotify,
they've given me the option to put videos on there
and I'm gonna do it, okay?
But the way it's gonna work is you're gonna get the free feed audio

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for, I guess a few days a week maybe,
then I'm gonna upload the video, right?
Just 'cause I gotta make it a little painful
for my free feed losers.
I gotta torture 'em a little bit, you know?
A little stick to get 'em over to the supporter feeds.
So that's, we're gonna get more videos,
and they're gonna be better.
I'm gonna put more images on 'em like I did the last few.
All right.

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Then I'm gonna also start doing more live shows.
I don't know when, as you could see,
this went a little clunky right off the bat.
I'm thinking maybe once a month, I don't really know.
I'm gonna try to get a schedule figured out
of what works best, but we're gonna do a couple live shows
'cause I wanna read your comments
and I wanna sort of connect with you guys a little bit better.
Then, but wait, there's more.

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On the Patreon, on the patreon.com/aluminatiwanture,
you're getting all your goodies, right?
But you're also gonna get a poll of sorts.
I'm gonna let you choose shows every now and then
for no asked random reason.
I'm gonna, like for instance, I'm gonna put a poll up,
I don't know, probably this week,
of a movie analysis that you want me to do,

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and I'm gonna give you the choice.
Right now the choices I have listed
is under the silver lake, fight club, and the shining.
And you're gonna tell me which film analysis you want me to do
as a bonus show for the supporter feeds,
and I'm gonna do it, all right?
That's just a few things I got going on.
And then, but wait, there's more.

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I'm also working on a collaboration
with my man Jordan at a Winnancy Coffee.
We're gonna collaborate and make a specific mushroom infused
coffee for the audience, all right?
You guys are gonna love it.
It's gonna be great.
So I got more coming down in the next couple months.
Stay tuned, stay subscribed,

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email list, the works, whatever social media.
And of course the shirts, right?
I got the shirts on the gum row,
you can pick up some signed books while you're there, whatever.
Okay, and if you sign up for the supporter feeds,
like Patreon or VIP section, you get that 10% off discount code
of the gum row, my goodness.
My goodness.
Okay, that's all my grift in I got for the day.

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Now, let's get into Kim Kardashian.
Wait a minute.
Let's talk about Kim Kardashian.
As you know, back in 2016, I believe it was,
she got robbed in Paris.
Do you remember this?
She got robbed and there was, I think, five robbers, five men,
they stole $10 million worth of jewelry,

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including a $4 million engagement ring
that Kanye West gave her.
The artist formerly known as Kanye West.
Well, they're going to trial now.
Can you believe that nine years later?
But she's had quite the strange year, yes indeed.
You've got her ex-husband Kanye telling us he's a Yachtsy, right?

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We love the, we love the code words here.
We're like a bunch of children because our YouTube,
our YouTube big brother makes sure we don't say words
'cause words are dangerous.
So he's now Yachtsy.
And she's had all sorts of high controversy, right?
She was posing with Ilani Amusks sex robots.

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She got booted Tom Brady's celebrity roast.
And then she did a video with her rendition
of Earth of Kits Santa Baby.
Remember that?
Right around Christmas.
So skinny fresh.
Damn good coffee, damn good.
And I look how nacho King Tumi says,
that was a great gift.

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I, I, I real recognize real appreciate that.
I'd be grifting.
You know what?
You got to pay the bills.
You see, you see my camera flickering?
You say, you know, my boys got to take me down
to the Rift Rally and I'm gonna, I'm gonna hold his hand
and we're going down it.
So, okay.
So the, the whole deal with the Santa Baby's video,

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I did a sub stack on it, illuminatiwatcher.substack.com.
Go subscribe, it's free.
Not for long though.
No, I'm just kidding, it's free for now.
But the sub stack, we talked about how this whole Santa Baby
song is about a woman who wants all these lavish gifts,
but what she really wants, what she really needs,

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what she really wants is that pipe down from Santa Claus.
It's what the song's about.
I'm not, I didn't come up with it.
Lots of controversy though, right?
Lots of controversy on this one.
This is back in the 50s.
All right.
Less apropos than it is today, even.
So, so Kim Kardashian was like, hey, let's,

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let's run that back.
And she did.
And the sub stack I talked about, the symbolism of the video,
which had, it was directed by an artist
who has 33 altars like MK Ultra blisted out.
And there's always like weird blasphemous S,
Christian sort of iconographies and such.

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Very strange.
But Earth a kid, which, I mean, she had a fascinating story.
She was Catwoman in the Batman show.
Before that, she got her break in Hollywood
through an Orson Wells movie where she,
about Dr. Faustis from Faustian bargain.
And then she was an anti-war protester in the 60s
and got LBJ's wife, Cryon.

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'Cause how dare she talk about how we should be
killing commies over there.
So, guess what happens then?
LBJ and crew and CIA started spying on her
with a dossier and spreading gossip about her
being this awful Ninfo maniac.
And guess what happens?
Her work dries up and she disappears.
That's how they do you.

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Anyway, so Kim Kardashian,
she did the Santa baby video right around Christmas.
But back to the bathtub, or the robbery, I should say.
If you recall, she got robbed in Paris at some fancy hotel
and they tried to tell us like,
oh yeah, celebrities are here all the time.
In fact, I think, who was there with her Tom Hanks?

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I don't know.
Somebody else was there at the same time.
And they tried to tell us that they have no video
surveillance.
They couldn't, they have no idea, which is all BS, of course.
So they did capture the robbers.
And the one named Unis Abbas,
who's 67 years old, these were some old timers doing this.

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He wrote a book about it back in 2021.
It was called "I Kidnapped" Kim Kardashian.
3K is kind of weird.
Kind of weird considering Kanye West
and his recent dark enlightenment.
But in the book, he said he didn't even know
that it was Kim Kardashian, that was the target.

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More importantly, he said this, and I quote,
he said that the group were in the apartment
for less than 10 minutes because Kardashian was cooperating.
After entering the apartment and holding Kardashian
at gunpoint, the group zip tied her hands and ankles,
dumped her on the bathtub,
left with jewelry and two cell phones.

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Now recall, I was making a big scene about this
when it happened in 2016,
'cause we talked a lot about the Illuminati bathtub.
We talked, in fact, in fact, we talked about it in.
My book, "Sacrifice Magic Behind the Mic."
We talked about hip hop, a cult rituals,

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MK Ultra Mind Control, altars, all the things.
And in "Sacrifice Magic Behind the Mic,"
it was, we talked about Winnie Houston and Bobby Christina.
Okay.
Now, I don't know what's dusty,
I don't know what's been on the top of the shelf for a while,
but you can get a signed copy at my gum road, okay?

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Now, in fact, we talked about Kanye West a bunch on that,
but anyway, my point is that the bathtub,
you guys love "Gryftar."
I love it, you love it, I love it too.
You know, I grew up, remember back in the '90s,
they would have those shows like amazing discoveries
or whatever, and homeboy where the glasses,

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while they waxed the car and they had like a laser.
He was like, "This wax protects your car from laser beams."
I'm gonna watch him as a kid, I was like,
"Damn, I need that wax, I need it."
So anyway, so back when this happened to Kim Kardashian,
I said, "Hey, this is just like in my book,
"Wendy Houston, Bobby Christina,

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"they throw 'em in the bathtub,
"because this is an occult thing in the Kabbalah."
They call it a mikva, it's a cleansing ritual,
it's for the passage of the moon goddess, right?
So whenever you see someone passing away in the bathtub,
in fact, Brittany Murphy, she died in the bathroom
and people were like, "Well, was it in the bathtub?"
I don't know, but when they threw Kim Kardashian in the bathtub,

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I thought, "Well, that was weird,"
because when it first hit the news, I saw that somewhere,
but it wasn't everywhere, okay?
They don't go into detail.
So when the robber wrote that in the book,
I said, "Finally, aluminum confirmed," right?
And we talked about the cleansing ritual for the goddesses,
and yes, Howard, it is a portal, exactly, exactly.
Now, end mercenary, I don't have a grifter alley t-shirt,

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that's a great idea, the shirt that you can pay me,
whatever you wanna pay me for it,
from basically $1.99 to whatever,
is on Gum Road right now.
I'm trying to unload these free feed loser shirts, okay?
You get the joke, I'm glad you do,
a lot of people don't like the joke.
Yeah, Shamwile, you get it, exactly.

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Shamwile is one of these infomercials.
So, and why I tied Kim Kardashian to the bathtub thing
in the Illuminati ritual,
wasn't just like, I was just some stupid,
consp- almost said the word, stupid theorist guy,
and was like, oh, bathtub must be Illuminati.

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No, it's because, right when this happened,
is when Kanye West started his downward spiral.
It's getting fresh, what, hey bro, come on man,
we're friends brother, man.
You're too kind, thank you man, appreciate you.
I got your message earlier, I just was busy setting up for this,
which as you see was a massive failure,
I started five minutes late, shame on me, bad host,

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but thank you, skinny, appreciate you.
Now, the reason that Kim Kardashian was a thing
was because Kanye West spiraled immediately after.
He, remember he was ranting on the stage
at his Saint Pablo tour, I believe it was?
He started his spiral then.
I mean, he had some spirally moments and rants before that,

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but this is when things really started going off
the rails for Kanye West, all right.
And my theory, which I believe stands,
is that what happened was more than just some robbers,
robbing for some jewelry, I think this was a threat
because Kanye West was speaking out against power way back
in like 2012.
He talked about how we're controlled by symbols

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back on Charlemagne and Sway.
Remember when that meme, like what's the,
what's the meme saying about Sway?
You don't have the answer Sway, something like that.
He was talking about stuff.
I mean, granted half of it seemed a little nutty,
but some of it seemed legit.
And I thought he's kind of dangerous in that way, you know?

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So anyways, my point was I think that this was a threat
against his wife, that they were gonna do
the illuminati goddess passage in the bathtub.
And he was freaking out because he knows
that these guys don't mess around.
And then I was sort of proven right years later
when he was talking about how people come on this and,
you know, he's talking about the blood sacrifice stuff.

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So I think it all holds out.
So anyway, Eunice, the guy wrote the book, said that,
look, they robbed her, they didn't know it was Kim Kardashian.
I don't believe that.
And they stole her phones and jewelry.
Well, the phone rang when they were on the run,
if you remember, strange enough it was a call from

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Tracy Chapman, who he did know somehow.
The lady who sang the song about the cars, you know what I mean?
What you talking about?
Cars, what's the song?
Fast car, you got a fast car that just got popular again,
right recently when the country guys did it.

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So anyway, Kim Kardashian is now in trial
for this robbery finally, nine years later.
So something odd, it's supposed to, the trial
is supposed to conclude on May 23rd.
Now, this is the day of discordia.
It's a day in discordianism,
which if you don't know what discordianism is,

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check out my other podcast called Breaking Social Norms,
me and my wife, Josie, I broke down the basics
of what discordianism is, all right.
But 523, May 23rd is the discordia day,
because it's 523, it's a play on the discordian theory
of the law of fives and the discordia theory
of the 23 enigma.
Everything happens in fives, 23 shows up everywhere, right?

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It goes back through Robert Anton Wilson, William S. Burrows,
fascinating subject, all right.
Should I put a link in the show notes?
I mean, he'd be a full not too.
I feel like I, you know what, did I put the,
I feel like I put the discordia show on the,
on the occult symbolism feed, if I'm not mistaken,
did I?
Maybe not.

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I'm gonna put a little, I'm gonna put a little note here,
put a link in the show notes for the people,
for the listeners.
Okay, link to the discordia show will be in the show notes
for the people not, not joining us live.
So, so yeah, they're in trial,
and I'm gonna read you from the daily mail, okay.

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A key suspect in the sensational
Kim Kardashian $10 million robbery has died suddenly.
Just as the case against him was finally to reach trial.
More, I'm gonna butcher this French name,
Marsal, bomb, Gertner, Gertner, 72,
was said to be the superfence,

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working with the gang that held the reality TV star
gunpoint in Paris in 2016,
and recently had death threats from gangland sources.
You see, it's all plugged together.
The gang stuff, the mafia, the mob, the illuminati,
the intel agencies, they're all connected,
and that bolsters the theory that came K,
it was threatened with the illuminate confirmed.

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Okay, I'm gonna address these comments here in a minute.
Let me get through, I'm almost done with this section,
then we'll get on the stern,
and we're gonna let you get back to your beautiful Sunday.
So, this guy, the 72 year old guy died,
and apparently he's 72.
I mean, when you're in your 70s, you know, things happen.
But he was allegedly responsible for finding buyers

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for the American prize possessions,
including the $4 million engagement ring
that has never been recovered.
Nicknamed Roughnose, the French equivalent of Rough Diamond,
bomb Gertner was leading a leading figure
in the Paris underworld with multiple convictions
for handling stolen goods, forgery and robbery.
He was due to go on trial Monday, alongside 10 others,

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accused of a variety of charges
like the robbery and kidnap of Miss Cardassian
by an organized gang.
But mail online can reveal the career criminal died
in Paris's 10th, our own decentment.
On March 6th, the legal authorities
were initially in the dark about his demise.

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An official communique issued in March 14th,
names him as the fourth key defendant due to appear,
so they didn't even know he was dead.
The French Justice Ministry operational note
says his crimes were to the detriment of Miss Kim Cardassian
who will fly into Paris.
Wait a minute.
Hang on, I lost my spot here.

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I'm looking at, I was like, oh crap,
that I go over my stream limit, I did not.
She feared she would die during the trial shouting,
don't kill me, I have babies.
Right?
Okay, cause that's not released,
investigating source say it was unexpected.
So my point is, my point is this,

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in the same way that the guy named Uppstein
didn't make it too long,
'cause he knew too much, that's what happened to this guy.
That's what happened to this guy.
They were like, oh, he's going to trial,
we're gonna make sure he doesn't talk too much,
we're gonna make sure he doesn't name names.
And that's what happened.

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Did he die of natural causes?
Mafia hit, illuminate, Kanye West, I don't know.
But I do know that the timing is impeccable,
he wouldn't make it to this trial.
And Kim Cardassian, of course, always illuminate confirm.
Okay, I'm going to the comments,
then we're gonna talk about an alchemical process
conducted by CERN, which takes us down paths

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of portals and Alice in Wonderland
and the end of our world, basically.
All right, end mercenary.
Oh, you already have two free-feed loser shirts, love 'em.
God bless you, thank you.
The theory holds water, no pun intended, love that, thank you.
Madonna and the bath, that was weird, yes,
you taught 'em out the fried fish, remember that?

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Remember she was bugging out in 2020.
Now the year before that, she was bugging out,
she was at the Eurovision Awards,
her encwable did that song about the future,
not all of us are gonna make it,
not all of us are gonna last.
Did she think that that was some apocalyptic event?
Maybe.
What's up, Dan Boul?
Talked about revolution.

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We talking about a revolution sounds like a whisper.
I don't know if I understand that.
Lady Gaga, in a bath tub, yes, for bad romance,
good catch, indeed.
All right, mind hack, get some rest.
Dan Boul votes for Fight Club
and Rick Rubin break down.
Yeah, that's interesting.
I know Rick Rubin wrote that book.
Yeah, Fight Club's a great movie.

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Under the civil lake, definitely a weird watch, agreed.
And like I said, I'm gonna have everybody vote for it
on the Patreon, that's where I'm gonna post the poll.
So, you know, you know where to go, you know what to do.
All right, okay, end mercenary.
Diamond, Superman Diamond.
Cock, cock, cock, Seeksbone.

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Tracy Twyman Research Connection, anal Perth.
That's a mystery of a comment there, my friend.
I don't really know what that means.
Revelation of the method, cushioning the blow
or golden rule, okay, I agree.
Okay, all right, onto our next and final subject.

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The alchemy of CERN.
Leave the comments, I'm gonna hit the comments after this
and then we're gonna wrap up.
Okay, and then also, don't forget, look, I got these,
here we go, I don't know what I, look,
I'm a terrible grifter, look at this,
look at this shirt, this is a small, okay.
Look at this beautiful shirt, where we at?
Free feed loser, I mean, aren't you proud?

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Wouldn't you be proud of that?
I'd be so proud to wear this, walking around.
I had people stop me and talk about shirts.
I had friends, they said, hey, I wore that shirt
and people stopped talking to me about the shirt.
That could be you.
Instant friends everywhere.
In fact, I wear a free feed loser shirt.
Truth be told, mostly because I got a stack

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of them that I haven't sold,
because it turns out you guys did think it was that funny.
(laughs)
Kinda like me going 55 episodes deep on Twin Peaks,
turns out you guys weren't that into it, okay.
But that's all right, you know?
We all have our things we love.
It doesn't have to be for everyone.
Sometimes it can just be for a good time.
Cosmos info, hey, what's up Cosmos?

(26:49):
Double awesome.
The scene of the composer under the silver leg
is my favorite scene in the history of cinema.
Lucifer wrote all those songs.
Well, it sounds like Cosmos.
And check out my parents on Cosmos info.
Is that the name of the channel?
We just chopped it up not too long ago.
Yeah, I forgot to mention that one too.

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I've been booking up a ton of guests and tons of shows
and that's another thing about the occult symbolism podcast.
We're gonna be getting more guests in, all right?
I'm not playing with you hoes anymore.
We're going hard in the paint, 2025.
Okay, now, Surn and Alchemy.
Surn, always an aluminum confirm.
From the logo that shows us the 666,

(27:33):
to weird Doomsday dances about ritual sacrifices,
to having a statue of Shiva,
the destroyer of the world out front,
of their building,
always a suspect little outfit.
Well, now they just got a little more sus

(27:53):
because they pulled off the most great work
that one could do.
The alchemical turning of lead into gold, all right?
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Ooh, yeah!
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(28:56):
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You don't need to know the thing about crypto
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So let me tell you more about James.
He runs the crypto with James YouTube channel,
which has over 54,000 subscribers.
In the summer of 2020,
he told his viewers to buy 26 cryptos.

(29:19):
Had you put in 100 bucks into each one,
it went on to be worth over $123,000.
Of the 26 cryptos, his top pick of the year,
the one that he singled out called Phantom,
went up 692 times from what he said.
That one call alone has retired a number of people,
including guys in their 20s and 30s.

(29:39):
Remember, this is public knowledge.
You can go to YouTube and verify this.
You can go to YouTube and find your own website.

(30:00):
I've been banking fatties and let me tell you,
2024 so far has been real good in the crypto market.
And yes, you've missed out on Bitcoin.
But there's over two million other cryptos.
Do you really think you've missed out on all of them?

(30:22):
Guys, don't waste any more time.
Go to the site and read it.
Once again, copymycrypto.com/eizic2a's.
So, ISAC and you get in for a buck.
It's ended money worries for so many.
It may just do the same for you.
Link in the show notes as always.
Because on May 7th, they published a paper
in the physical review journal reporting

(30:43):
that they did some experiments that successfully
transmuted lead into gold in the large HeyDraw Collider.
And it gets deeper than that.
I'm going to read you the sort of like nerd talk.
But we're going to go deeper into this a little bit.
Their website from the Surn website, it says,
"Transforming the base metal lead
into the precious metal gold was a dream of medieval alchemists.

(31:07):
This long standing quest known as
Creso Poeia, which I'm probably mispronouncing,
which I had to look at the word up.
And I have a book called Real Alchemy.
And it says that the Greeks called Alchemy Chemia.
And it was actually a combination of the two words
Creso Poeia, which is what they say in the Surn article,

(31:31):
mixed with a Giro Poeia,
which means gold and silver making.
And then in another book I have it says that Creso Poeia
actually means heart of gold.
And I believe just the freestyle a little bit
isn't the corone zone, the guardian of the abyss,
something about going into the heart or something like that.

(31:55):
Anyway, so yeah, the long standing quest known as
Creso Poeia may have been motivated by the observation
that Dal Gray, relatively abundant lead,
is of a similar density to gold,
which has long been coveted for its beautiful color and rarity.
It was only much later that it became clear that
lead and gold are distinct chemical elements,
and that chemical methods are powerless to transmute one

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into the other.
Now you're probably asking like me, you're like,
how? How did Surn turn lead into gold?
Well, I'm gonna tell you how.
And it's not gonna make sense to you because it doesn't make sense to me,
or maybe you're way more intelligent than I am,
which is probably true.
The electromagnetic field emanating from a lead nucleus
is particularly strong because the nucleus contains 82 protons

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each carrying an elementary charge.
To create gold, a nucleus containing 79 protons,
three protons must be removed from the lead nucleus,
and they do this in the large Hadron collider beams.
When the lead nuclei are accelerated to 99.99993%
of the speed of light, they pancake

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and experience short-lived pulses of photons
called electromagnetic dissociation
that can alter the internal structure of the particles.
And that's where, like in the core, you've got the protons, right?
And it's saying it's like smushin' on my guess.
Thanks to the unique capabilities of the Alice ZDCs,
the present analysis is the first to systematically detect

(33:26):
and analyze the signature of role production at the LHC experimentally.
What does any of this mean?
They're physically turning lead into gold.
They are doing transmutation, which is the goal of the alchemists,
and it comes from the ideas of thoth, or hermys,
the alien god, open the skies, trying to teach mankind

(33:50):
how to ascend and escape from this spiritual,
material prison to liberate their spirits,
to go up to the Plieroma where the real god is.
It's kind of anti-Christian, all right?
Because it's nostic.
I'm not saying it's right or wrong.

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I'm just saying it's not Christian.
It's not Christian.
Oh, and look at that.
We're 293 people in the viewing.
I need seven more to get the 300,
and that would be a real nice number.
The sort of Autist Brain of Mine wants to roll over to 700 or 300.
Oh yeah, six more.
Let's go.

(34:31):
Come on, share the show.
Like and comment.
Hit the heart.
I don't know.
What do people do when they do this?
I don't even know.
This is my first live stream.
I don't even know how this works.
But whatever you're doing is working.
We're up to 297.
I got three more to go, baby.
Let's go.
All right.
I'm not going to look at that anymore.
Physically turning lead into gold.
That's what this was all about.
All right.

(34:52):
And this is more esoteric than just coming up with gold to get rich.
Okay.
I got a Wolfgang Pauli was talking about the grand unified theory of science and philosophers.
The philosopher's stone, which is the culmination of the great work basically.

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And the goal was to give humans total control over the forces of nature.
So what they're talking about is not necessarily like, hey, we're going to get gold out of lead.
It was more about the refining of the human spirit to perfection.
And more importantly, it's about overcoming the forces of nature, which if you look at it through, I mean, it is Sunday.

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If you look at it through the Christian perspective, that is saying that you can figure out a way to understand the mind of God.
Hack it and overcome.
All right.
Overcome the limitations of the material realm.
Overcome God's rules.
And that's exactly what's happening with the technological singularity.
And if you haven't listened to the, what's up, doughnut?

(35:57):
Donut.
If you haven't listened to my dark enlightenment series, you kind of listen to it.
Because that's what this is all about.
That's what the technicats.
We just hit 300 shout out.
Whoever's mashing buttons, hitting like Sharon.
Appreciate you doing Lord's work here.
But the dark enlightenment is what this is all about.
It's about the techno elites taking us down this path, which leads to integrating the artificial intelligence into the human body.

(36:22):
Right.
That's what they want.
It's the alchemical goal.
It's the philosopher stone.
Right.
Because they think that they can, in fact, they talk about this a lot in the great Michael Hoffman book.
That donut had to correct me.
I was recorded with doughnut not too long ago.
What was the book you put out by Michael Hoffman doughnut?

(36:44):
You're in the chat.
I think it was called "Secret societies" and something.
I've got it on my shell.
I just can't see it.
It was part of my Twin Peaks analysis.
We went deep into it because that was the whole idea.
That's what I was trying to say was the idea behind Twin Peaks.
And you see it in the credits, the opening credits.
It's the idea of man overcoming nature.
It's about man tearing down the forest and making the sawmill, which is making paper and all that.

(37:11):
It has a lot to do with that's the whole goal of the occultist and the illuminati, whatever you want to call it.
That's kind of what the alchemists were talking about when they say "Turnlead in the gold".
In fact, if you go over to Transcendental Magic, the book by Elefus Levy, that's where he drew the "Go with the Bob's".
Yeah, Donas got it right.

(37:33):
"Secret societies" and "psychological warfare".
That's the name of the book by Michael Hoffman.
It's a classic book.
Any theorist worth their...
I don't know, what's the term?
Any theorist should have the book.
And he was just on...
What's up, Val?
He was just on the great tinfoil hat as well.
So they've been banging out some bangers.

(37:54):
They had Michael Hoffman.
Then they had Jay Dyer, Jamie Hanchel.
And then they had your boy.
So they were crushing it.
So Elefus Levy described this as he said, "The great work is, above all things, the creation of man by himself".
That is to say, the full and entire conquest of his faculties and his future is especially the perfect emancipation of his will, assuring full power over the Universal Magical Agent.

(38:24):
This agent disguised by the ancient philosophers under the name of the first matter, as the prime of material,
determines the forms of modifiable substance.
And we can really arrive by means of it at a metallic transmutation in the Universal Medicine.
So what they're talking about, this whole thing is esoteric.
It's an occult initiation.

(38:46):
The alchemist believes our minds and God's nature,
all of these things are guided by evolution.
And we and nature and animals and stuff are all continuously evolving towards perfection,
creating new species, new environments, and so on.

(39:07):
And the idea of alchemy and when these occultists say they're doing the great work and free masonry and so on,
it's about finding ways to speed up and assist this evolution towards perfection, towards escaping God's prison planet.
That's what this is about.
They make humans viewed as the thing that we can evolve the most, okay?

(39:31):
And to evolve humanity is the key.
And it's the great work is facilitating how fast or how much we can evolve towards perfection.
And that is what this dark enlightenment, technological singularity, digital matrix, where everyone will call it.
That's what this is, I think, in my view.
I think they think, well, this is the perfect system.

(39:55):
They remove all the messy emotions of being a human, and it comes down to zeros and ones and logic.
Right? That's why they're all obsessed with creating these 15-minute cities or freedom cities or network states.
This is all written about in Francis Bacon's new Atlantis.
This is all written about in Manly Peahawls, Secret Destiny of America.

(40:16):
That's what they're talking about.
They want an Elaniumusks technocracy incorporated that is grandfather Josh Haldeman who's got arrested for trying to create an out-elons doing it.
It's all the same thing.
It's about a society run by science with an AI surveillance system and control system.
It's 1984, which is also something else I've gotten to work.

(40:39):
I'm reading 1984.
Some kind of book club. I'm not sure how it's going to look. We'll see.
Then one last thing about the Surn, and then we're done.
Then I'm going to read your comments, and then I'll bid you a do.
Furthermore, what's strange about Surn doing this alchemical experiment is that they did it through Project Alice.

(41:00):
Now, Alice is, I mean, this is a theorist fodder, right?
Because of Alice in Wonderland, obviously.
It's an acronym that Surn uses that means a large ion collider experiment.
But you and I know it's more than that because of all the things they've been doing.
It's an initiation ritual just like Alice in Wonderland.

(41:21):
Alice in Wonderland goes underground.
She enters the portal. She goes down the rabbit hole.
When she goes down there, it's chaos.
It's chaos. It rewires her brain.
She looks at the world through a different perspective.
Then she comes back out, and now she views the world differently.
She went through the looking glass.
That's what this is about.

(41:43):
They want to facilitate the rapid evolution of mankind into the digital matrix.
They need to initiate this.
The theorists out there think that Surn is opening up portals and talking to demons and creating black holes and traveling through time.
That's what the project looking glass experiment supposedly that the government was doing.

(42:07):
I don't think it's ever been proven.
But they believe that that was the time travel experiment.
And it's again with the Alice in Wonderland theme.
It's been off of Project Stargate, which I interviewed writer Lee.
That's another episode coming out soon.
We're going to break down Project Stargate.
Well, he is.
Because he's interviewed people that were taken part of it.

(42:28):
And he tells us all about it.
It might be the next episode actually next week.
So stay subscribed, folks.
So the question is, Surn opening up portals?
Are they trying to force an initiation upon the world?
Is this them proving to their illuminati brotherhood that they are completing the great work?

(42:51):
By turning lead into gold.
To put a rational spin on everything.
This was actually already done before.
They already turned lead into gold 1965 using a particle bombardment vessel.
Some physicists turned lead into gold.
So it kind of happened already, but it doesn't matter.
The point is, this is like a mass sort of ritual undertaking thing.

(43:15):
And I think that the alchemy, the evolution of mankind is evolving us into the digital matrix.
And the Alice over at Surn is going to create a false reality maybe.
They're going to tell us what they found a way to hack and break out of the simulation matrix.
Which you think that sounds crazy, but there's billionaires that have been funneling money into this project.

(43:36):
It was on the mainstream media news.
Okay.
All right.
Let me catch up on the comments.
Let me hit hit to down Griffire Alley one more time and then we're going to go.
Okay, here we go.
Yeah, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone is definitely the same thing, right?
The great mother of the dark waters is the prime of the material, the lady in the water.

(43:58):
Good connection there with the M Shlodon, Laman Laman Laman Ding Dong Night.
Yes.
Good call.
Okay.
Josh Post of Genesis 116.
And the Lord said, indeed, the people are one and they all have one language.
And this is what they begin to do.
Now, nothing that they propose to do will be with help from them.
Yes.
It's the story of Prometheus, the technology will be our downfall.

(44:22):
And you knocked out your church for the day.
That was your Bible verse.
Good job.
You can skip church now.
Just joking.
Get into church, folks.
I went for the first time in five years, two weeks ago.
No, I went twice.
Wait.
No, I went once.
We went to Holy Unction.
Also, but who and what is evolving us?
If it's not the God we believe in, and they believe is the false God, then what is it?

(44:46):
It is the Nostocod, the, the, well, that's a good point.
So they believe that there's a Nostocod, Nostocod called the Aldeboa, the We worship.
They think that our gods are the false God.
So they would argue that the Sophia, the feminine goddess, is the one guiding us through the wisdom,

(45:07):
through the unlocking of the wisdom and the secret word or whatever you want to call it,
that she is guiding us the source of wisdom.
So I'm gillian.
Yes, I'm live.
I'm going to be doing more live streams as part of the new and improved occult symbolism and pop culture.
Now this one went off a little rough.
It went a little rough at the beginning, but that's all right.
We're going to hit a good next time.

(45:29):
Brave New World is way more prophetic than 1984.
Okay.
Well, I mean, I'll, I'll take a look at it.
I don't know.
I haven't read that one either.
I'm a terrible theorist.
Alice does caught a boss.
Is that an alchemical term, Howard?
42 minutes late, but it would be rude to start at the beginning while he's lying, or I'll be chatting out of time,

(45:50):
and nothing will make sense.
No rudeness at all.
Where's all the gold after yearly money with nothing to show off off planet?
Maybe.
Psychedelics, 1984.
Another vote for 1984.
I'll take that.
Opening the abyss.
Yes.
Okay.
This, uh, gillian took two grams of.
I'm a little bit hungry last Saturday.

(46:16):
I had a great time to this.
I took 1.5.
And I guess what some would consider a challenging trip.
Needless to say, it's going to be a while.
Be careful out there, you know.
Virtual reality.
Okay.
Okay.
Oh, man.
I'm way behind on the comments.
Okay.
And mercenary.
You're clearing up the Tracy twirman stuff here.
We got an opening anus, which is a portal.
Okay.
Yeah.
That's what, um, man.

(46:37):
What did Crowley call it?
Okay.
So opening up the anus, someone's evil entities.
I mean, we have the rosy cross cult.
The symbol alone is a thinly veiled picture of a pro lives to a news.
This is their sex magic.
Interesting.
Yeah.
Because Crowley would talk about the tunnels of set and added it to the, uh, initiatory degrees of the OTO.

(46:59):
I mean, that's, that's something I need to get into.
Wait.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Oh, Jay Polina house.
Yeah.
Bait your I know.
Gee.
For sure.
What's up?
Oh, man.
It's good seeing you.
All right.
Let's see what else we got.
Great.
Great appearance on Temple.

(47:20):
Thank you.
By the way, you were on Mount Crush More for reason.
Oh, that's kind of you.
Thank you.
That's a big deal to me.
Cosmos.
Is there a center's episode in the oven?
Did you take the time to watch the movie?
I haven't seen it yet, man.
I got to watch it, though.
I think it's now on Amazon.
I can.
I'm definitely going to watch it.
Believe you me.
Indeed, Tower of Babel, like a big Ouija board.
Same thing now on a mass scale.

(47:42):
Only now only no good things happen for me that are miraculous.
I call it the good God.
I have no idea who or what this benevolent force is.
That's fair.
It's fair to take.
Okay, Julian.
I have like four or five episodes of OG Twin Peaks to watch.
Then I got to watch the return.
It's on Pluto TV.
That's right.
If you want to watch the Twin Peaks and get in the gray lodge, you can watch it all on Pluto right now, apparently.

(48:06):
Valet.
Okay.
Now that someone liked this Valet recap with the wife on the breaking social norms, yeah, the Dr. Jacques Valet and he was fascinating.
He said a lot of crazy stuff.
Not crazy.
He said a lot of stuff that confirmed that the people that are really into the phenomenon, they are exploring ideas of the occult for sure.

(48:27):
Oh, you're an amazing theorist.
I still haven't read a lot of your books.
Yeah, thank you.
Appreciate that.
Yeah, you get most of my thoughts here on the podcast.
You know, it's fine.
But these are like the books are like kind of the deep dive into specific subjects.
So it's kind of depends on what you're into.
If you want to let go, super deep, you know, it's been said chats have been equated to say answers.

(48:48):
Oh, dear.
Any updates on the Twin Peaks book.
I know.
I know.
I'm being pulled a lot of directions right now.
I'm going to do, I'm going to get the book going.
I don't know.
I was originally planning on having it done sooner because of a bunch of things going on.
It might be next year.
I don't know.
Just expect me not to finish it so that if the year two goes and I don't, and I finally release it, you'd be like, oh, great.

(49:15):
You released it.
I've been trying to think about how to do it.
I've got some ideas on it.
But now I've got another book.
I might be writing about dark enlightenment.
I don't know yet.
Yeah, Firewall Community is on HBO Max.
Bridget.
Okay, Martian, Alec Martian, alligator farm.
That's a hell of a name.
Bridget.
Bridget and Emmanuel Macron, anal birth.

(49:37):
What's up with the anal birth?
I don't know what that means.
Okay.
All right.
Well, good chat with you guys.
Appreciate you guys showing up.
In case you missed the beginning of it.
Here's the here's the short version of the housekeeping show notes.
I'm working on a show about portals.
King kill 33 MK Ultra deep dive.
And in the future of this show, I'm going to be doing more sub stacks of sign up.

(49:59):
Illuminati watcher dot sub stack dot com.
I'm also improving the video experience, which.
Here two folks on patreon and VIP section.
You're going to get the ad free early access video with the works.
If you're on the, if you want to watch the video on the free feed, I'm going to be uploading most of them to YouTube.
All of them to rumble.
Probably all of them to Spotify now.

(50:21):
If you're on the Spotify free feed, but you're going to have to wait some time to get the video.
I don't know how that's going to work it.
Maybe three days, maybe a week.
I got like, you know what I mean?
I got to incentivize the people that are supporting the show first.
So sorry, but.
The videos are going to get better is what I'm trying to say.
I'm going to do some more live shows.
Maybe once a month depends.
And I'm going to be working with the great wind and sea coffee.

(50:46):
We're going to make a mushroom infused coffee for this show for you guys.
Because I started drinking it every day and.
Not to sound like a grifter, but I feel like a million bucks.
Okay.
And my man's got it all figured out.
So lots coming and then also on the patreon.
Only on the patreon I can't do it on VIP section or Apple premium.
Sorry, but I'm going to have a poll here soon.

(51:09):
And you're going to let you vote on the film analysis that I'm going to do for the supporter feeds.
Right now the three options I'm choosing from are going to be under the silver lake.
Because I've so many requests for that.
Fight club.
And the shiny.
And we'll let you choose what you want me to work on.
And these are all things that are going to show up on your feed the next month or so.
I got some great guests lined up.
I got some cool appearances lined up.

(51:31):
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(51:52):
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(52:13):
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Alright.
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