Offended: 80's Movie Bracket!

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hey, Keaton, what's a seagull's favorites?

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Fuck you?

Speaker 3 (00:07):
No, No, you're ruined it. God, No, we can't start
over it. I think I think. No, Yeah, keep going.
We gotta we gotta move on.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
What's a seagull's favorites?

Speaker 3 (00:23):
Favorite?

Speaker 1 (00:23):
What? Favorite? Snack? What a sandwich?

Speaker 3 (00:30):
That's what it was.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
That's what you couldn't get out.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
It wasn't supposed to be snack?

Speaker 3 (00:39):
Oh fuck you up.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Right?

Speaker 1 (00:49):
All right?

Speaker 2 (00:50):
All right, and welcome to Offended.

Speaker 4 (00:54):
Presented by Anything with Credble Network and Jess Cobbas Clothings,
Dragged and Smile, Tricky, Keing, Greg and Trisha's on the
show today.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
Oh no, you ruined You ruined the game episode?

Speaker 2 (01:14):
Had she ruined it? H Oh yeah, Ning.

Speaker 5 (01:28):
I'm not the host.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
Of this podcast, but you were in charge of the game,
were in charge of the game, and you skipped me
on a question that gave this.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
Guy over here. The point is you didn't.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
Maybe you should pay attention to it's your turn.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
To be fair.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
That's my job.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
He asked for the hint, and like somebody says something
else and she goes, okay, Greg, because he.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Didn't know it.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
It's still my God, damn turn can you skipped it?

Speaker 1 (02:01):
You wouldn't have got it.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
I don't know that. I forget what I wrote that
he was at this the other day, and I was like,
he may have gotten that one.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
He's stupid.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
He doesn't pull the big Lebowski out of his ass.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
That's so.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
What big Labowski?

Speaker 2 (02:18):
He's games any last episode he talks about motherfucker dim
Well he did.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
But Mike Chick, I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
She's sorry.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, so sorry.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
Sorry, say sorry?

Speaker 3 (02:45):
No, No, guys, have you learned that making apologizing through
song never works?

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Sorry?

Speaker 3 (02:53):
Uh? What's that?

Speaker 2 (02:57):
It's called funk it?

Speaker 1 (02:58):
Bye?

Speaker 6 (02:58):
Em?

Speaker 3 (02:58):
Oh my god? What's that one?

Speaker 1 (02:59):
Girl?

Speaker 3 (03:00):
His name.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Don't mean shit now?

Speaker 3 (03:05):
Colleen Ballinger?

Speaker 1 (03:06):
That lady Cody Bollinger? Did he play for the Yankees.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
She's like an internet celebrity that got caught talking to kids,
and she apologizes to a song. I'm not choking, all right,
to sick gossip Train, I'm not No, I'm not joking.
This is an actual thing she did. I fig with
lyrics such as the only thing I ever groomed with

(03:32):
my two Persian cats. Not a groomer, just a loser.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
Sounds like a South Park episode.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
Kind of sharp thing didn't make fun of that.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
Give them time.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
Hey, maybe next week's episode.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Right, Uh, before we get started with the bracket, we're
doing the eighties bracket here today we're gonna do We're
gonna countdown or not countdown. We're gonna try and figure
out what we think is the best movie of the eighties.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
Yeah, no, we're counting down. Welcome to watch Mojo today.
We're counting down the top ten twenty nineteen eighty movies.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
I'm not gonna lie. I watched much watch Mojo daily,
and I have since like probably a high.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
School m Had there been any lists you got pissed
off about?

Speaker 2 (04:15):
Yeah they did. Don't you don't do this you can
get me off topic, but yes, yes there are. There's
a lot. There's a lot like there ever since Bohemian
Rhapsody came out. But the only thing everybody ever talks
about is from Live Aid is Queen when YouTube was
just as big back then. But whatever, whatever, we're gonna
act like Live Aid didn't make you two because everybody's

(04:35):
still mad about their fucking iPhones. Whatever. Greg I no agrees,
he's just not saying anything.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
Oh, yeah, they did put you two in everyone's phones
in there.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
Yeah, but everybody likes to talk about that only Queen
was the only band, hold on, hold on. They we
like to talk about that only Queen was the only
band that got big at Live aid. That's not true.
You two was the other one, and you two has
talked about just as much as Queen was back in
the eighties. That's what I don't like. And watch Mojoe
doesn't fucking do that.

Speaker 1 (05:05):
That's fine.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
I just assume anyway. So Greg, I just assumed you
put that on my phone because you like the song
so much.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
Yeah, they did. Don't even make that face. Don't even
make that face.

Speaker 5 (05:16):
That was huge.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
Oh yeah, right, you're here, you're talking.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
Queen's last two albums were like nothing. There were flops.

Speaker 5 (05:22):
I mean, Mercury died, so they kind of like kick compare.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
But like people want to act like Queen was this
huge thing, like it was, but their last two of
the three albums were flops, like commercial flops. And then
he went and did his solo stuff, complete flops. Nobody
would have cared about Queen if it wasn't for fucking
Wayne's World. And and that's when that song got popular.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
By the way, Wayne's World.

Speaker 3 (05:49):
Fuck You and excellent.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
And the Wing the movie like completely changed, like totally
rewrote history. Like people are like, oh god, it was
a movie. It was a good movie. But yeah. Anyway,
we're gonna do a bracket. We're gonna try to pick
where is the greatest movie the nineteen eighties? We I

(06:12):
know what movies that have been made. We was randomly
selected through chat GPDA, but that's the only way to
randomize it, and the brackets randomized. Wh will find out
what they are when we get to the bracket, but
before we do, Keaton is anything offends you and what
doesn't offend you?

Speaker 3 (06:31):
M you know what does offend me? Getting spoiled like
a day after something comes out, Like come on, dude,
can you can You can't fucking wait like a month
before showing that stuff.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
Two weeks I think is fair or like two weeks.

Speaker 3 (06:50):
I don't know how do it? Like any movie nowadays?
I feel like I want.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
To see Maybe you're just on social media too much, but.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
I do agree, like too much, like a after I
do think it's like, come on, well it's.

Speaker 3 (07:02):
Not my fall. They posted a day after no because
once I've seen it. I've already seen it. It gets
stuck in my brain. I can't forget that ship. That's
huge day after so many things I've watched that specifically

(07:22):
like weirdly enough, this has happened like I think like
two times with the Sonic movies. Weirdly enough where I
got this post. Its scene spoiled for me. So that's fun.
Thanks a nut. What doesn't offend me?

Speaker 2 (07:39):
Okay, at least you're not a wrestling fan that she
gets spoiled immediately.

Speaker 3 (07:43):
What doesn't offend me me?

Speaker 2 (07:49):
You don't have anything ready prepared.

Speaker 3 (07:52):
Uh, you're not prepared dog? Uh uh you know what
doesn't family. That's what we're waiting for when someone actually
responds to my question.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
Motherfucker were supposed to respond there, Yes, you were only
dead Air.

Speaker 3 (08:19):
I don't want Dead Air coming in here. That guy sucks.
I hate Dead Air.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
My thing that I'm non offended by it that I
really like right now is the new NHL twenty six cover,
which features all three ka Chucks and shows Keith Kachuck
in his famous blues jersey. Whoa, whoa, what's right there?
I think that's just cool? And in the trailer for
the new video game School shows Keith Kachuk retiring and
the game. I was at wait, sign him shut up?

(08:52):
Keaton held us signed out.

Speaker 3 (08:54):
No, I'm serious.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
I didn't know that Keith Kachuk the dad just like
last year, but it had all had Matthew and Brady
on the ice. It shows it on the trailer. I
thought that was cool. And another thing, I'm not offended
by six Flags of six Flags rules, but Bride's kind
of hurt in your thirties. Now, it's all I'm gonna say.
But one thing I am offended by. It's the new

(09:17):
War of the World's movie.

Speaker 3 (09:19):
Oh no, I saw footage of that.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
It looks so bad.

Speaker 2 (09:22):
It looks I like want to watch it because it
can we can we just watch it just so we
can see how bad's Let's watch it or review it.
Have you seen what it is?

Speaker 3 (09:33):
I have seen, just like little things on Oh wait,
I got another thing that offends me.

Speaker 2 (09:38):
It needs a thumb drive. I don't have a thumb drive.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
Yeah, but did you see the rest of that clip? Yeah,
but it's an Amazon commercial.

Speaker 3 (09:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:48):
How to order from Amazon?

Speaker 2 (09:49):
Quick order something on Amazon?

Speaker 1 (09:51):
Guess what the movie's streaming?

Speaker 2 (09:53):
On Amazon Amazon. I do what I might watch that
when you guys leave. I just want to see how
bad it is.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
I got watch it about twenty minutes.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
I think I'll last five bad movies like Freak Me Out.
I don't know what.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
I might watch it on a plane sometime.

Speaker 3 (10:11):
I got another thing that offends me because you brought
it up. I hate when people hate watched something so
much that it gets like that the company sees like,
make more of this. You're you're bringing up money, ergo, ergo. Uh.
The Disney Life actually remakes and Velma remember that.

Speaker 2 (10:30):
Yeah, Velma's bad.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
I made it.

Speaker 3 (10:31):
Everyone hated watched it at the point where we got
another season.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
I made it through ten minutes of Elma and turned
it off, like.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
What the fuck's Velma?

Speaker 3 (10:39):
It wasn't like a spin off of Scooby It was
adult Kling made like an adult Scooby Doo and it
was stupid.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
It's really a fucking Scooby Doo spin off.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
Yes, Max, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:50):
Mini Koling just turned herself into Velma off. It's it's off.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
Did you think it wouldn't be? Here's where here's where
you should know Scooby Doo spin off.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
They made an R rated Scooby Doo adult cartoon. That's
that'd be great.

Speaker 3 (11:05):
But no, you know, I want to know this. Here's
something worse for that Scooby Doo spin off with no
Scooby Doo.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
Yeah, it's a spin off kind of.

Speaker 3 (11:20):
This is my point here, spinoff.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
I have faith in that. I have faith in it
that the main character is funny, and I really like him.
I think he's perfect for the office.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
Great.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
I forget his name though, he's General Hucks and Star Wars.

Speaker 3 (11:38):
I'm the Spy. I don't know anybody's names in the
new Star Wars movie, the Spy. Remember that that guy.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
I don't care if you win. I just want him
to lose. That guy, Oh, it's the fun is his name?

Speaker 3 (11:55):
I will pull a bunch of planets. But also, I
really fucking hate Wren.

Speaker 2 (12:01):
It's a good impression of him. Actually, domb Hall Gleason,
it's what's his name, son.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
Jackie Gleason. That's I don't know any other Gleasons.

Speaker 2 (12:11):
No, no, no, the guy that's in the Colin Ferrele
movies with him. He's in Bruges and oh, Charlie Gleason
says his name. Yeah, I don't think it is.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
How the fuck do I know you got Google right there?
You don't.

Speaker 2 (12:27):
Have you ever seen that new calin Ferrele movie with
the Benachmans, Is it The Irishman? You would love that,
You would like that, and you would like The Iron Claw.

Speaker 1 (12:42):
I'll never watch the Iron clause annoying.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
Brend and Gleason. I said that, you said Charlie the
first time, the first time, you did not.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
The first time before I said Charlie, I said, Brent.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
You did not.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
I think we're getting off track, said Jackie. That was
his grandpa.

Speaker 2 (12:56):
You said Jackie, and then you went to Charlie. You
never said No one cares.

Speaker 3 (13:01):
And he repeats, I think we're getting a little talking
about your dog shite.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
Okay, if you were listening, it's not about my dog shite.
It's about what was in my dog. Keeps ignoring me, right, great,
go ahead. Anything you're offended not offended by.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
I'm offended by pretty much fucking everything. Now, where to start.
I'm offended about the fact that my child and other
people's children are not allowed to have any sort of
devices phones, smart watches, tablets in school now, even on
their lunch break or.

Speaker 3 (13:39):
Yeah, that's so dumb. What do you think I'm gonna
do with it on lunch break?

Speaker 1 (13:44):
I don't know. So that rule offends me. What doesn't
offend me? Nothing?

Speaker 2 (13:57):
There's nothing else like you. You're like, you are excited
about you.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
I'm I'm obsessed with right now and I'm way late
to the party on this, but I'm sure.

Speaker 2 (14:05):
Glad I have It's Lord here on again.

Speaker 1 (14:07):
No, the show's shameless fucking amazing.

Speaker 2 (14:13):
Like how all your stuff that you're excited about is
like stuff that happened like ten years ago. Yeah, so
ten years from now you'll end up liking parasite and
everything everywhere all at once.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
No, because I've seen that. I've never seen shameless.

Speaker 3 (14:25):
No, no, no, I'm just saying, like, ten years from now,
you're gonna be like dude, X Men ninety seven.

Speaker 2 (14:30):
Was so fudid, was so good.

Speaker 1 (14:33):
Maybe all right, I answered your fucking questions. What do
you want? Start the fucking bracket?

Speaker 2 (14:39):
Stressless her?

Speaker 1 (14:39):
Now? I thought she was just a guest host.

Speaker 3 (14:41):
Oh yeah, right, game, she's she's She hasn't said anything.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
He's anticipating in.

Speaker 3 (14:46):
You can't say anything. You guys, don't stop talking.

Speaker 2 (14:49):
He's the point of the podcast. We can't have dead
air because if we have a conection of a second
of dead air. Keaton starts talking, like, right now you
want me.

Speaker 3 (14:58):
To okay, wait, you don't want to air, You don't
want me to talk. Pick a lane.

Speaker 1 (15:03):
Let somebody else speak.

Speaker 3 (15:04):
Well, can I say some really quish?

Speaker 1 (15:07):
Is that that?

Speaker 2 (15:07):
We need a T shirt that says let me say
something real quick? Or can I speak on this?

Speaker 1 (15:12):
Bro? Can I finish? Can I finish?

Speaker 3 (15:15):
Let me finish?

Speaker 2 (15:16):
But if somebody else is talking, cut him off, interrupt her,
cut him.

Speaker 5 (15:20):
Off, Let other people finish.

Speaker 3 (15:22):
Quiet invisible woman. I wouldn't want to call her the
invisible woman because she hasn't talked at all. What offends me? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (15:36):
The TV show HBO and.

Speaker 2 (15:38):
Just just like that because because they did a terrible
job of acting. Did somebody die on that killed off
Big Well? Isn't he actually dead in real life?

Speaker 5 (15:50):
No? He canceled in real life.

Speaker 2 (15:53):
No, somebody died in real life. They said he went off,
Like that's Stanford. That's what I was talking about. I
watched them watch mode. But they didn't.

Speaker 5 (16:01):
They didn't at first kill him off either, like they
turned him into it like I think it was a
monk that he went off to be a monk instead
of just killing him off on the show, I do.
And it's ending now too because the people complain about
it so much.

Speaker 1 (16:15):
She's upset that the show that she hates and hate
watches is.

Speaker 5 (16:18):
Canceled because it used to be so good.

Speaker 2 (16:19):
They like, I mean, I understand because I still hate
watch w w E every now and then. I'm my god,
this is so bad. Why is it bad now? It's
so popular. I don't get it. I don't understand how
w B is so popular right now. But don't get
it's bad ship, It's shite.

Speaker 5 (16:37):
And Samantha is not on it, and she was the best.

Speaker 2 (16:40):
Character because she doesn't like Sarah, Michelle Geller, Sir Jessica
Parker's they don't get along.

Speaker 1 (16:48):
They never but Brendan.

Speaker 2 (16:53):
Charlie.

Speaker 5 (16:56):
And what I'm not is that Project Runway is back
on and I'm very excited. Is my favorite?

Speaker 2 (17:05):
Is it the same people? What do you mean like before?

Speaker 5 (17:08):
Well, Heidi Klum is back this season and I like her.
Guns gone tis as I love him.

Speaker 1 (17:15):
It's fierce.

Speaker 2 (17:16):
Tim Gunn the best part about it, Huh, Tim Gunn
was the best part about it.

Speaker 1 (17:20):
Make it work.

Speaker 5 (17:21):
But you don't know who I'm.

Speaker 2 (17:22):
Offended buy because you know Jeff Lewis likes him.

Speaker 5 (17:25):
So Jeff Louis is the best.

Speaker 2 (17:27):
Does he like him? Is that why you like him?

Speaker 7 (17:29):
No?

Speaker 5 (17:29):
I don't think. He never talks about part of Runway.
He talks about Bravo shows mostly.

Speaker 2 (17:33):
Isn't that a Bravo show?

Speaker 5 (17:35):
Not anymore? It used to be when it very first started.

Speaker 1 (17:37):
It was like twenty years ago.

Speaker 5 (17:39):
It's not anymore. Right now, it's on Hulu.

Speaker 1 (17:42):
I believe Hulu's going away.

Speaker 3 (17:45):
It is.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
They're just rolling into Disney.

Speaker 5 (17:46):
Plus Disney plus.

Speaker 1 (17:48):
The Mouse fucking mouse.

Speaker 2 (17:54):
Well they're about to absorb WW now too.

Speaker 1 (17:57):
You're like those people online that take any post and
just make like a political trying to turn a political
with their comment, Like any topic, you're just like and
w W like you don't have to squeeze a w
W thing. And every single I did it once, I
did it once, you do it on everything. I did

(18:17):
not stop it.

Speaker 2 (18:19):
I did not.

Speaker 1 (18:21):
Troll.

Speaker 2 (18:22):
Name another one you did in the last episode, like
when that was something I was offended by, That's what
I called out, Your dumb ass.

Speaker 1 (18:30):
You gotta work it into every single conversation.

Speaker 2 (18:33):
I worked in one conversation this time when I do
it na.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
Name it name, It wasn't your decision. But magically, your
Halloween theme this year is wrestling.

Speaker 2 (18:45):
What's my idea? Mm hmmm, it wasn't can I do
a bit? I was? It was kar Jackie's or Karen
Daniel's idea.

Speaker 3 (18:52):
Actually it was I was gonna do a big when
you mentioned Hulu and WW getting merged by Disney. Simba,
everything that light touches, we will eventually consume and into
our own.

Speaker 1 (19:05):
That's accurate.

Speaker 2 (19:09):
Wow? Dead? Uh wait?

Speaker 3 (19:11):
Aren't you dead? Though? I am Simba, but they're using
me as a I for Fortnite. Isn't that so cool?
Simba Fortnite?

Speaker 2 (19:23):
I don't like this they did for Veda.

Speaker 3 (19:26):
This is the future Simba and scene.

Speaker 2 (19:31):
Yes, Jones, did you meet him?

Speaker 5 (19:37):
Did I meet him?

Speaker 2 (19:38):
You said you miss him?

Speaker 3 (19:40):
Wait? Did you?

Speaker 2 (19:42):
I didn't say I missed him?

Speaker 3 (19:43):
But did you meet him? Yeah? Wait?

Speaker 2 (19:46):
When a long time ago?

Speaker 3 (19:49):
Well that depends because you might have been like a
child madame at updog. I'm not falling for that. Nice
try a nice triassle.

Speaker 1 (20:01):
You almost did that.

Speaker 3 (20:02):
I was gonna say that was like wait, a minute.

Speaker 2 (20:05):
It's now a time for the Eighties movie Bracket, where
we will decide on what is the best eighties movie
of all time. These movies have been selected through chat
GPTU and I asked him to randomize me sixteen movies
from the eighties.

Speaker 1 (20:20):
Disclaimer, these are not our picks, and there's probably movies.

Speaker 2 (20:24):
There's a lot of movies left off for this, better
movies than.

Speaker 3 (20:27):
Can we get pissed off at the one movie it's
not on here?

Speaker 1 (20:30):
Okay, let's go round one, round one.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
Christmas Vacation.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
That's not an eighties movie.

Speaker 2 (20:40):
It is like nineteen eighty seven Christmas Vacation.

Speaker 3 (20:44):
Yeah, Christmas Vacation.

Speaker 1 (20:46):
I don't think Christmas Vacations at all. I thought that
was very early ninety.

Speaker 2 (20:51):
No, that's still the other vacation movie.

Speaker 5 (20:54):
Chevy Chase was in that movie. Still, Beverley D'Angelo, I
seen it.

Speaker 2 (21:00):
Well, you're wrong, Bev from Entourage eighty nine.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (21:05):
Yeah, Christmas Vacation versus Beetlejuice.

Speaker 3 (21:13):
Oh, starting so strong here? Huh So how do we
do this?

Speaker 2 (21:19):
So we'll go one by one with our votes. If
there's a tie, we go off of Rotten Tomatoes critic
rating for the tiebreaker.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
I don't think it's gonna be a tie on this one,
but let's go.

Speaker 2 (21:32):
Uh you want me to start this one? My pick
is Christmas Vacation. I think that's one of the funniest
movies ever made. And I think it's one of the
greatest comedy movies ever made. It doesn't even have to matter.
It doesn't even matter if it's Christmas or not. I
think Christmas Vacation is an all time classic.

Speaker 1 (21:48):
It's definitely a Christmas classic.

Speaker 5 (21:51):
Christmas Vacation.

Speaker 3 (21:52):
Oh shit, Well, I when I say it won't matter anymore, go.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
Ahead and give your vote. Though in in Beetlejuice.

Speaker 3 (22:04):
I was going to well, I was going to say Beetlejuice,
but I am obviously very biased in that.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
You lose, sir.

Speaker 3 (22:14):
It's a bunch of losers.

Speaker 2 (22:18):
Anything on Beatle Juice. You know, uh, we can, we
can talk about it.

Speaker 3 (22:21):
I like like Tim Burns like style in that movie,
like the like the way he like shows like this
like Weird Supernatural World, and like the people in it.
It's creative. I think it's cool. And also obviously Michael
Keane like absolutely nailed it as the titular character like

(22:42):
I don't think, well, yeah, he wasn't really in that much.
But the fact that he was only in it for
that little and yet people know so much of that character,
I think shows just how well that character was done
in that movie.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
He was great in that movie. That might have that
I'd have made it to the next round. It got
a bad draw to Christmas Vacation.

Speaker 5 (23:05):
You just like it because of your name.

Speaker 3 (23:10):
I'm I'm sure I would like it more if I
didn't watch like a bunch of other Christmas movies around
the same time.

Speaker 2 (23:16):
Sure, all right, next match up in round one, back
to the Future Aliens.

Speaker 1 (23:29):
That's so easy.

Speaker 3 (23:30):
I think we know what the winner is already.

Speaker 2 (23:32):
Back to the Future.

Speaker 3 (23:34):
Back to the Future.

Speaker 2 (23:34):
Aliens is a phenomenal sequel, but Back to the Future
is fantastic.

Speaker 1 (23:39):
Vote yet you marked for I didn't say anything.

Speaker 5 (23:42):
We already know what you're going to say.

Speaker 1 (23:44):
I vote back to the Future. That really that may
be the greatest movie to come out of the eighties.

Speaker 2 (23:51):
Well, yeah, I have a that I have a feeling
that's gonna win this whole thing.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
Do we want?

Speaker 2 (23:56):
I think that's the I think that's the.

Speaker 3 (24:02):
Does anyone want to try defending aliens or Aliens is
a great sequel.

Speaker 2 (24:06):
It's a phenomenal sequel.

Speaker 5 (24:08):
Four to zero.

Speaker 3 (24:10):
Well, I want to see if once I want to
talk about the loser, because I did it beat we.

Speaker 2 (24:13):
Can still talk yet that's the only time we're going
to talk about it.

Speaker 3 (24:15):
I understand as well, respect the losers.

Speaker 2 (24:18):
You want to know what's crazy. I was looking up
like after I made the list, I was looking up,
like what are considered the greatest eighties movies of all time?
Back to the Future Too is listed higher than the
first one.

Speaker 5 (24:31):
Disagree.

Speaker 3 (24:32):
I actually that I had to rewatch rewatch two two
is amazing because I.

Speaker 2 (24:40):
Know I was I thought about I thought about putting
two instead of one on this. Honestly, you should have
put them both on there.

Speaker 3 (24:50):
Yeah, he's between both of them.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
Right next step we have ye kaya motherfucker die Hard.

Speaker 1 (25:03):
That's a strong candidate.

Speaker 3 (25:04):
Who is it against though.

Speaker 2 (25:05):
It's gonna be tough. I don't know if you ever
heard of this guy, Prince Oh no, but he did
the soundtrack to this movie called Batman.

Speaker 3 (25:15):
Oh, this is.

Speaker 2 (25:19):
A tough one. This is a really tough on.

Speaker 5 (25:22):
This is easy for me, Batman And why explain, Yeah,
because I love that movie. I love Jack Nicholson in
that movie. I love Michael Keaton in that movie. It's
still my favorite Batman and he's still my favorite Batman.
Michael Keaton.

Speaker 2 (25:38):
Batman's my pick as well Batman. I mean, the Prince
soundtrack is great. Diehards a great movie, but Batman is final.
Don't write it yet.

Speaker 3 (25:46):
I'm just putting the mark down.

Speaker 1 (25:50):
Katan, You've seen die Hard, but you've not seen the.

Speaker 5 (25:53):
Batman, which is so annoying to watch.

Speaker 3 (25:57):
It is on my list. Tomorrow we're watching Batman. I
think does look good, but also I feel like there
could be other better Batman movies.

Speaker 2 (26:09):
Like you're shaking your head. It is my third favorite Batman. Okay, yeah,
but it's time, but hold on, hold on third favorite Batman.
But it might be like top ten favorite superhero movies
of all time. That means I have three favorite Batman
movies in my top ten.

Speaker 1 (26:30):
I'm struggling with this one. Both such great films.

Speaker 7 (26:36):
You know what.

Speaker 3 (26:36):
I knew you were gonna have trouble with this one,
simply because I think it's really good and I want
to be different. I'm gonna vote die Hard.

Speaker 5 (26:43):
Well you haven't seen that Batman either.

Speaker 3 (26:45):
So don't tell the audience that we've already talked. I
know now they're gonna know him a fraud, but we've
already talked about ten minutes. We said that you get in.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
I think we I think this comes up on every
podcast that you're on.

Speaker 5 (26:57):
I know, I don't ridiculous you have not seen Well,
I wasn't.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
I was a.

Speaker 3 (27:01):
Sperm sell then when it came out. No no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
No.

Speaker 2 (27:07):
You were so into Marvel that you wouldn't watch anything
d C to the point where we turned on the
Dark Night and you cried and we had to turn
it off. And then we're gonna watch Deadpool and I
can't watch it.

Speaker 3 (27:21):
That's because I didn't think I was meant. I didn't
think you guys thought I was mentally ready enough for
two minutes.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
Now you're now you're grown up.

Speaker 3 (27:28):
But now that I've admitted to doing things and like
I was ready for it.

Speaker 2 (27:35):
Hey, and you like Superman now that that DC bullshits over.

Speaker 3 (27:41):
So yeah, to be fair, the DC move was coming
out at the time of Marvel. We're kind of ship anyway, they.

Speaker 2 (27:45):
Were, But but no, no, no. Yeah, no, anything Zach
Syner made was terrible, but that's not the point. The
point is you gotta watch DC movies.

Speaker 3 (27:54):
Now, yeah, I will get to that. I watched The
Dark Knight that was really good.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
Basically anything Batman other than yeah, bat Flip.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
I've given it some thought, and as much as I
love Diehard because it's one of my favorite movies ever,
I'm gonna pick Batman only because, other than the fact
that it's a really good movie, it really started the
superhero movie as we know it today. It did.

Speaker 2 (28:26):
It did, and I want to shout out something, Keaton,
I'm actually happy you're doing it this way because it's
changing the bracket up. It's shuffling it even more so.
After this first round is down, we're gonna go off yours.

Speaker 3 (28:39):
Okay, right, But it did.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
It did start the superhero movies and still to this
day it still holds up as one of the best
superhero movies ever made.

Speaker 3 (28:49):
And Jack Nicholson, now I feel now I feel kind
of super because I haven't.

Speaker 2 (28:52):
Watched it, and shout out to six Flags Saint Louis.
They still play Prince songs of the Batman and the
Batman soundtrack and they play you too. I'm mister Freeze.
Still it's awesome, all right.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
I hate that I had to vote against Diehard, so
really that's a shame. Diehard should not go out in
the first rounds for Best Eighties Movies.

Speaker 2 (29:14):
Well it died Hard, motherfucker.

Speaker 3 (29:21):
All right? Next up? You ready ready?

Speaker 2 (29:29):
Stand by Me?

Speaker 1 (29:30):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 2 (29:33):
Versus Ghostbusters?

Speaker 1 (29:38):
Right?

Speaker 3 (29:41):
Well, I know to votes, I'm gonna start for this one.
And that's okay, I'm voting Ghostbusters.

Speaker 2 (29:49):
It's a You're gonna Ghostbusters, no fucking.

Speaker 3 (29:53):
Way, ignoring the fact I also haven't watched stand By
Me yet.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
It's a classic phenomenal okay. Uh.

Speaker 3 (30:01):
I think it's like the pinnacle of like eighties comedy,
the chemistry, like uh Bill Hayter, Dan ak Roy, Harrol Raimons,
like they they're so funny in that movie, Bill Murray.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
Bill Hayter's way funnier.

Speaker 3 (30:18):
You know my favorite Ghostbuster, Bill Hayter. No, I'd like,
there's just so many moments that I could quote, like verbatim,
do it we came, we saw, we kicked its ass.

Speaker 2 (30:33):
Yes, it's true. This man has no dick, can't beat
me to the punchline. Okay, I'm also picking Ghostbusters. I
love stand by Me. Stand By Me is a great movie.
But I've seen Ghostbusters a thousand times, and I've seen
stand by Me a handful of times. I watched Ghostbusters
a lot. Ghostbusters, I think is a classic.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
I've seen Ghostbusters way more times than I ever want
to guilty. I'm picking stand by Me.

Speaker 5 (31:06):
No, I don't know what to pick. It is because
they're not like, They're different, completely different movies.

Speaker 3 (31:16):
Depends on when you like more. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (31:19):
Has so many great actors in it.

Speaker 3 (31:22):
It's Ghostbusters started.

Speaker 1 (31:23):
It started careers Ghostbusters.

Speaker 5 (31:27):
Remember, Phoenix was one of my absolute favorites too.

Speaker 1 (31:31):
Keefer, he was in that.

Speaker 5 (31:37):
Why can I think of his character in that? I
guess watch he wasn't one of the main gut kids.

Speaker 2 (31:42):
Right, Keefer? No? He was the voice, wasn't he? Wasn't
he the narrator? I don't remember.

Speaker 1 (31:50):
It's been a long time.

Speaker 2 (31:51):
Or was he when the kids? He was one the kids?

Speaker 3 (31:53):
Wasn't he?

Speaker 1 (31:53):
I don't remember. I don't think so it was uh,
Will Wheaton, Jerry O'Connell.

Speaker 5 (31:59):
I remember if you Pomix River Phoenix not Keifer?

Speaker 1 (32:06):
Yeah, he was a but who am I forgetting?

Speaker 5 (32:09):
But he wasn't one of the main like best friends
that found the dead body.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
He was the old was the older one.

Speaker 3 (32:16):
Oh, I feel you're gonna forget.

Speaker 2 (32:18):
He's the one that dies at the end.

Speaker 3 (32:19):
Who's the well dude?

Speaker 1 (32:21):
Spoiler told him to watch it, so run.

Speaker 2 (32:25):
Down the main caston River Phoenix, Corey Feldman.

Speaker 5 (32:30):
Give something was in it. But he wasn't like the
main fource he is.

Speaker 1 (32:33):
He's a main character.

Speaker 5 (32:35):
I don't remember.

Speaker 3 (32:37):
Look, I got to rewatch that movie.

Speaker 5 (32:39):
I guess I gotta pick Ghostbusters.

Speaker 3 (32:41):
Remember Staying by Way?

Speaker 1 (32:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (32:44):
Is that your vote? I don't know.

Speaker 1 (32:46):
This is hard I need That's what she said.

Speaker 5 (32:49):
I cry.

Speaker 2 (32:51):
Jerry o'connells, And you know, Jerry O'Connell is like huge
in the barstool world. Now it's so funny.

Speaker 1 (32:56):
He like toasts the daytime talk showers.

Speaker 2 (32:59):
Jerry O'Connell is ex Bravo.

Speaker 3 (33:01):
He is hilarious.

Speaker 2 (33:03):
He's a smart ass.

Speaker 1 (33:05):
He's like on some version like The View or something.

Speaker 5 (33:08):
Isn't he for a lot older than those kids? Why
don't I don't remember.

Speaker 2 (33:14):
It?

Speaker 5 (33:18):
I have to pick stand by Me?

Speaker 2 (33:20):
Oh? Is it one of the older main four?

Speaker 5 (33:25):
He wasn't what I said.

Speaker 2 (33:27):
He was like Lost Boys at the time because he
has the Lost Boys haircut.

Speaker 1 (33:32):
I didn't say it was the main four.

Speaker 5 (33:34):
Yes, you guys both did, and I said I did
it was the fourth and no, but you kept saying
that he was like I said, the main four.

Speaker 1 (33:42):
I said, he's the main character.

Speaker 5 (33:43):
I don't think he's even the main character.

Speaker 2 (33:45):
In that was so fat in that movie he was
he was.

Speaker 3 (33:49):
So so Hi. We need the tomato meter up. We
tie yep, Tomato meter.

Speaker 2 (33:56):
All right, Tomato meter stand by me has an percent?

Speaker 3 (34:01):
Oh, it's winning. There's no way Ghostbusters has.

Speaker 5 (34:05):
I don't know. I think it's going to be high. Also,
it's not.

Speaker 3 (34:09):
I think it's lower.

Speaker 1 (34:09):
Ninety two is huge.

Speaker 2 (34:14):
Ghostbusters advances to the next round as it has that
ninety five percent.

Speaker 5 (34:21):
It's huge back in the day.

Speaker 2 (34:22):
But it sucks.

Speaker 3 (34:23):
I underestimated how big Ghostbusters was.

Speaker 5 (34:27):
Ghost I mean, Ghostbusters is a good movie, but I
can't compare it.

Speaker 3 (34:29):
To standard double check it out because I'm honestly kind
of shocked at gut that much.

Speaker 1 (34:33):
Why here's why Ghostbusters wins that it's because all the
nerds like Ghostbusters and the ones posting the fucking scores.

Speaker 2 (34:39):
No, it's credit. We're going off critic ratings.

Speaker 3 (34:41):
Yeah, that's critics.

Speaker 1 (34:42):
Fuck the critics.

Speaker 2 (34:44):
Off the critics, and Ghostbusters still has a higher rating
on the audience.

Speaker 1 (34:47):
Don't use the critics reading.

Speaker 2 (34:49):
Okay, should we go off IMDb? Whatever my TB is, like,
I feel more fair to go for Greg's score. Should
go IMDb's more fair?

Speaker 1 (35:03):
Sure?

Speaker 2 (35:04):
See what those are, right IMDb?

Speaker 5 (35:07):
I don't think they're gonna be that far off from
rotten Ghostbusters.

Speaker 3 (35:10):
I think will be higher.

Speaker 5 (35:11):
Still, No, I got it.

Speaker 2 (35:15):
Ghostbusters is a seven point eight on IMDb.

Speaker 1 (35:18):
That's pretty decent.

Speaker 5 (35:19):
They just do ten.

Speaker 2 (35:20):
Yeah, stand by Me is an eight point one on IMDb.
How do you want to do this?

Speaker 1 (35:26):
Do we do? Do we do?

Speaker 3 (35:27):
I already wrote Ghostbusters in fairness at the beginning of
the game.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
You said you're gonna use rock Tomatoes.

Speaker 3 (35:34):
We stay with Randomatoes. Ghostbusters moves on. Sorry, Greg's stand
by Me is still better. If I had to lose
Beetle Juice, you have to lose stand by Me.

Speaker 2 (35:42):
That's fair. That's fair. Okay, that's fair.

Speaker 1 (35:45):
Stand by means better than Ghostbusters and Beetlejuice combined.

Speaker 5 (35:49):
Excellent.

Speaker 3 (35:49):
Well, we did have different preferences.

Speaker 2 (35:51):
But to the other side of the bracket. We'll start
off with Gremlins, and I know I'm gonna versus Ferris
Bueller's Day Off.

Speaker 3 (36:06):
Grandma is so losing, it's gonna be a tie.

Speaker 1 (36:11):
I'm gonna I'm gonna go first. I'm voting Gremlins one
because it's it's an errantany movie. And I'm not voting
for Ferris Bueller's Day Off because is one of the
most overrated piece of ship movies to ever have existed.

Speaker 2 (36:27):
You're just wrong.

Speaker 3 (36:28):
I don't like good movies might actually win you like Frispueler.

Speaker 5 (36:32):
I don't get it. What is great?

Speaker 2 (36:34):
What that movie is great?

Speaker 1 (36:35):
What's the name like?

Speaker 2 (36:37):
It's a eighties classic, It's a coming named the fact Matthew.

Speaker 1 (36:43):
Matthew Broderick. It's so fucking annoying in that role, his
friend Cameron, he's so fucking Succession.

Speaker 2 (36:51):
You don't like Succession because he's the same way in Successions.

Speaker 1 (36:57):
I love him grown up in that it's a totally
different character.

Speaker 2 (37:02):
Though it's not Succession is a sequel of Farris, because
that's the character Succession character. What is his name?

Speaker 1 (37:11):
Ship?

Speaker 5 (37:14):
He is camera?

Speaker 2 (37:15):
What's his real name anyways. Damn, he's in Speed. He
was great in Speed.

Speaker 1 (37:21):
He was funny in Speed.

Speaker 2 (37:22):
Oh darn, he's kind.

Speaker 5 (37:24):
Of Cameron and all of the stuff he does.

Speaker 2 (37:26):
I understand that he was in that sitcom with Michael J. Fox.

Speaker 1 (37:31):
Oh he was? Was he Spin City?

Speaker 2 (37:35):
He's great in that.

Speaker 1 (37:37):
Connor Alan Ruck his name is Connor.

Speaker 5 (37:41):
In Succession, yeah, he's great in Succession.

Speaker 2 (37:44):
He's great and everything he's in is underrated except.

Speaker 1 (37:48):
Ferris Bueller's Day Off, and he's.

Speaker 3 (37:50):
Phenomenal as cameras. I'll get even.

Speaker 1 (37:53):
I'll lay up on that. Matthew Broderick can just fucking
go away in that movie. It's just he's just a cocky,
little fucking prick that I just want to punch.

Speaker 2 (38:06):
It seems like you're jealous.

Speaker 1 (38:09):
I know, I don't fucking lie. And the movie just suck.
The only good part about that movie is Charlie.

Speaker 5 (38:13):
She She is great in that movie.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
I disagree, Well, that's wrong.

Speaker 2 (38:19):
The best part of that movie is the Smith's I
love that.

Speaker 3 (38:22):
I'd be careful about dissing Matthew Brodrick over you. Why,
I just say you might want to drive home a
little careful tonight.

Speaker 2 (38:36):
That up that's fucked up.

Speaker 3 (38:40):
I'm something. Matthew Broderick killed two people in a car
craw I totally forgot about that. Jesus, that's right.

Speaker 2 (38:48):
How do you always like?

Speaker 3 (38:49):
I don't random ship out of your mojo.

Speaker 1 (38:53):
I don't dislike Matthew Broderck. There's a lot of good ones.
I hate Faris Bueler's Day Off.

Speaker 2 (38:57):
That's crazy. Such a good movie.

Speaker 1 (38:59):
The Fuck the Cubs so can We? That's it.

Speaker 2 (39:02):
That's like one of my all time favorite movies. I
love that movie. I agree.

Speaker 3 (39:05):
Who wants to vote next?

Speaker 5 (39:08):
I'm picking Ferrispeeler.

Speaker 2 (39:10):
I'm also picking Ferrispeeler. I think it's a phenomenal movie.
I mean, it's the the scene at the parade. I
mean it's clearly it's unrealistic that they get to do
all those things and with single like school day. But
I will say it is hard to watch the principal
now because he's.

Speaker 1 (39:27):
The principal get arrested for like child porn and.

Speaker 2 (39:35):
He's a child.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
He wasn't.

Speaker 3 (39:40):
I thought he was just insane.

Speaker 1 (39:43):
Accusations.

Speaker 2 (39:45):
Ever know he principles like I think in prison Rooney.
Rooney was actually arrested caught.

Speaker 1 (39:51):
With porn on his computer.

Speaker 5 (39:54):
Okay, sorry, he's worse.

Speaker 2 (39:56):
That's why Membor beatle Juice too when they are still
like they didn't really use him.

Speaker 3 (40:00):
Yeah, they had to like stop motion. His character dying
I forgot, and his whole upper half was cut off.

Speaker 1 (40:07):
I mean that it should have no bearing on the
rating for the movie itself.

Speaker 2 (40:10):
I agree, yeah, but I mean, but we're going to
talk about other things in that movie. That's the worst one.

Speaker 1 (40:18):
The worst one is fucking.

Speaker 3 (40:21):
Okay, we get it. Can I vote?

Speaker 5 (40:22):
Now?

Speaker 1 (40:23):
Vote?

Speaker 3 (40:24):
Have you seen Fris Peeler. There's actually a funny story
of that mother, you know what I'm talking about. Right,
we watched it. We were watching it and then the
power went out and we never finished watched it.

Speaker 5 (40:35):
He was he was actually pretty young. We should probably
watch it now.

Speaker 2 (40:38):
Yeah, Farrispeeler's stay now classic.

Speaker 3 (40:40):
Despite that, I'm still voting Gremlins. It is the most
bonkers movie. I love. I love the There's just a
bonkers movie, like both one and two.

Speaker 2 (40:55):
So you like the second one because Hulk Hogan's in it.

Speaker 3 (40:58):
Oh, No, one of the funniest fourth wall breaks. It
is great.

Speaker 2 (41:02):
I actually do love that fourth wall break.

Speaker 1 (41:04):
It's great.

Speaker 3 (41:06):
Yeah, no, it's just absolute bonkers, like imagine like Looney
Tunes like, but like like creepy. That's why I picture
the Gremlins. I can always enjoy anything Gremlins related.

Speaker 1 (41:21):
It's a good story, all right.

Speaker 2 (41:23):
All right, So we have a tie. Ferris Bueller's Day
Off has an eighty three percent on Rotten Tomatoes by
the critics.

Speaker 3 (41:31):
That could Gremlins could beat that.

Speaker 2 (41:32):
Gremlins has an eighty seven Grandmlins moves on.

Speaker 3 (41:38):
I'm noticing. I'm noticing whatever I vote for always wins
in the tie break, or so I will say.

Speaker 2 (41:43):
If we're gonna go off through full crappy audience rating,
Gremlins has a seventy two percent, while Ferris Bueller is
a ninety two percent by the audience.

Speaker 1 (41:51):
I'm telling you, the audience is to a bunch of
fucking nerds.

Speaker 3 (41:54):
Maybe the whole website is just stupid.

Speaker 2 (41:56):
Maybe maybe you guys are just wrong.

Speaker 5 (41:58):
I don't know, just the thought Fairrishpeeler is way better than.

Speaker 1 (42:01):
Grim's overrated piece of ship.

Speaker 3 (42:04):
Okay, next up, we have.

Speaker 2 (42:09):
Lethal Weapon versus Raiders of the Lost Arc.

Speaker 1 (42:17):
Brainer, no brainer.

Speaker 3 (42:19):
Yeah this is hard to great.

Speaker 2 (42:22):
Yeah it's great, but I mean it's Raiders.

Speaker 3 (42:24):
Okay, I'm getting this out of the way. I'm voting Raiders.

Speaker 5 (42:30):
Here's my all time favorites.

Speaker 1 (42:31):
So here's here's my justification for it. Lethal weapon, great movie,
the series great. I think the first one is actually
the worst out of all four of them.

Speaker 2 (42:43):
Choose the best two and three they did get better.

Speaker 1 (42:47):
Yeah, let's sa added Joe Pashy. Fucking great.

Speaker 2 (42:53):
Raiders, Iconic, iconic, Yeah, iconic. Is that your favorite Indiana
Jones movie? Nope, last Crusaden that's mine is a Temple
of Doom.

Speaker 1 (43:06):
It depends on the day of the week.

Speaker 2 (43:07):
I neither rewatch Temple Doctor Jones TEMPLEO.

Speaker 1 (43:10):
Do you know Temple of Doom's a prequel? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (43:12):
Yeah, Actually, me and my my my co worker is
obsessed with Indiana Jones, he said. The video game, he said,
the video game is basically just another movie that's like,
it's so fucking awesome. Which one it just came out.

Speaker 1 (43:26):
There's a new Indiana Jones video game. Yeah, yes, we're
getting that tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (43:30):
Yeah, it's supposedly fucking awesome. Like you can have like
either like a whip like and you just like whip
ship like the old school like awesome, it's a first
person shooter too.

Speaker 1 (43:40):
Okay, we're getting that.

Speaker 3 (43:42):
Actually, yeah, first person shooter. I'm on board now.

Speaker 1 (43:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (43:45):
And he said it's like he's he said, he's just
been playing that like and just like that. He won't
complete the levels because he's supposed to keep walking around
and explore.

Speaker 1 (43:52):
Yeah, he said, I'm all in. So where does that
fall in the timeline?

Speaker 2 (43:56):
I'm not sure? But Harrison Ford's likeness isn't it? But
his voice isn't it? But the guy, he said, the
guy that voices something you can't tell that s Don Harrison.

Speaker 5 (44:04):
Ford is like the very unique voice. Oh my favorite voices.

Speaker 3 (44:11):
Assuming you votedators, yeah, I was gonna say, we all voted.

Speaker 2 (44:14):
So what you're ranking for Indiana Jones?

Speaker 1 (44:18):
Probably I can't do it. I can't do it.

Speaker 2 (44:24):
Can you not do you can't do the first three?

Speaker 1 (44:28):
Well? I mean, yeah, obviously the first three are the best.

Speaker 3 (44:32):
And then everything else that came after is below that.

Speaker 1 (44:34):
Four and five. I enjoyed them.

Speaker 2 (44:40):
I did not like five.

Speaker 1 (44:41):
I love.

Speaker 2 (44:44):
Like that one better than the newest one.

Speaker 3 (44:45):
The fifth one is the Disney one.

Speaker 2 (44:47):
I thought that one was boring, I thought was slow.

Speaker 1 (44:49):
It was I enjoyed it, but it was it was
a nod to a lot of the characters. It's kind
of happy Gilmore two started. I don't know. That's another.
I can't rank them. I can't rank the first three.
It's the only trilogy like that that I can't. I

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can for Back in the Future, I can't for The Godfather,
I can't for The Matrix, I can for pretty much
any trilogy.

Speaker 2 (45:17):
Back to the Future is a two one three for you?

Speaker 1 (45:19):
Yes, threes, I mean, but even that's tough.

Speaker 2 (45:23):
That's probably.

Speaker 1 (45:24):
I think three. I think three is great.

Speaker 2 (45:26):
I think see I think three's okay.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
I love three.

Speaker 5 (45:31):
Which one is three?

Speaker 3 (45:32):
The Wild West one.

Speaker 1 (45:36):
With Mary Stein version?

Speaker 2 (45:38):
Oh yeahry them from.

Speaker 5 (45:41):
A large Oh wait, we're talking back to the Future.

Speaker 2 (45:43):
The mom from Step I was thinking something all.

Speaker 3 (45:49):
You know, Indiana Jones finds a time machine. She goes
back to eighteen eighty five.

Speaker 5 (45:54):
She's I was thinking of something else.

Speaker 2 (45:56):
She's the mom and step brothers.

Speaker 3 (45:58):
I know.

Speaker 5 (45:58):
But Back to the Future three, I don't like that one.

Speaker 1 (46:01):
Oh, I think it's great.

Speaker 5 (46:02):
Oh I select the first one of the best Back
to the Future.

Speaker 1 (46:06):
I mean, that's I gotta give it. It's Flowers because
that it started the whole thing. Let's call Bob Gail.

Speaker 2 (46:13):
I think we can get him on the podcast. Yeah,
I'll call him ter Bob. You're gonna make back to
his future for it. Click. And that's the truest story
that actually happened.

Speaker 1 (46:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (46:27):
No, I've seen the video. I want to watch it again.
When we moved in here, you know, I think you
guys were in there when you get it.

Speaker 1 (46:36):
I think it's like the.

Speaker 2 (46:37):
First night we moved in here. You're like, I found
his phone number. Me and Todd were like, no, h
that's the second time.

Speaker 1 (46:44):
We did it. Yeah, I've called him a few times.
He's answered. Every single time I called.

Speaker 3 (46:51):
He's like, oh, oh no, it's this guy again.

Speaker 1 (46:55):
It hasn't blocked my number yet.

Speaker 2 (46:57):
It's pretty funny, all right, all right, so there's a
lost strike moves on.

Speaker 3 (47:02):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (47:02):
Next up, we have planes, trains, and automobiles versus The
Blues Brothers. Mine's an easy pick.

Speaker 1 (47:11):
This is an easy pick for me as well.

Speaker 2 (47:13):
Go on, Blues Brothers, and it's the.

Speaker 1 (47:15):
Complete opposite of yours.

Speaker 2 (47:17):
I mean, it's the Blues Brothers. It's the first SNL
movie ever made. It smash hit.

Speaker 5 (47:22):
I mean these are a fair comparison comedies, but I.

Speaker 1 (47:26):
Don't know Plane strange another way, Steve, you cannot Steve
Martin and John Candy. Just the scene alone, at the
Steve Martin scene that got the R rating for that movie,
Just that alone, But that movie's so funny.

Speaker 2 (47:43):
I want a fucking Ford, fucking Dotson Ford fucking Wheels
in the seat.

Speaker 1 (47:47):
That movie barely would have been like Greater PG if
it was for that scene.

Speaker 2 (47:51):
I want a fucking car right fucking I.

Speaker 1 (47:56):
Don't think, I don't think. I don't think I would
ever vote again, depend on the ranking. But Steve Martin's
hilarious and anything he does.

Speaker 2 (48:06):
Blues Brothers is one of my all time favorite movies.
I can't I have the I have the Magnet, the
Blues Brothers on my on my fridge, and Lane Garth
close your ears. I want my next door is meaning
be named Jake and Elwood.

Speaker 5 (48:19):
You watched it a lot when you were young.

Speaker 1 (48:20):
I don't dislike Blues Brothers. I respect it and it's funny.

Speaker 2 (48:24):
See it's your guys's fault why I like Saturday Night
Life so much, Wayne's World and fucking Blues Brothers my fault.

Speaker 1 (48:31):
You guys.

Speaker 2 (48:34):
All right, Keaton, Uh, what'd you vote for?

Speaker 5 (48:38):
I didn't vote.

Speaker 3 (48:39):
You want to go first? Gregor?

Speaker 2 (48:41):
Did know? What's she's there? Actually?

Speaker 5 (48:45):
Planes?

Speaker 1 (48:47):
Oh what, it's funny, it's funny.

Speaker 2 (48:51):
Blues Brothers.

Speaker 1 (48:56):
You cannot.

Speaker 5 (48:57):
I can't.

Speaker 3 (49:02):
And you know what, because I love seeing these tiebreakers,
I will vote Blues Brothers.

Speaker 2 (49:07):
Hell yeah, Keaton, But I don't know.

Speaker 3 (49:10):
Also tough and also you've never seen either.

Speaker 1 (49:12):
I know.

Speaker 3 (49:13):
But also a movie with Danaker and John Lucy sounds
really funny.

Speaker 2 (49:17):
Blues Brothers.

Speaker 1 (49:18):
Blues Brothers is good.

Speaker 5 (49:19):
It's a good movie, and it's really funny. But I
don't think it can be planes, trains and autmobiles just based.

Speaker 1 (49:24):
On Yeah, plans, trains, ands is funny.

Speaker 5 (49:26):
Steve Martin is great.

Speaker 2 (49:29):
It's just Plansbiles moves on.

Speaker 3 (49:32):
Wa want to read?

Speaker 1 (49:35):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (49:36):
I think this is so fucked up.

Speaker 3 (49:37):
I don't agree writing it down.

Speaker 5 (49:38):
I mean, have you watched these recently?

Speaker 3 (49:40):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (49:41):
I watched both of them. Yeah, Blues Brothers. I thought, like, honestly,
after rewatching the Blues Brothers, I was like, this is
one of the greatest movies ever made.

Speaker 5 (49:48):
It's a great movie. I'm not saying that, but compared
to Plaines, Trains and All.

Speaker 2 (49:52):
I thought. I think Blues Brothers is in a league
of its own of like the music that's in it,
Like everything about that movie is so like, the comedy
is perfect, music's perfect. You have Ray Charles, Aretha Franklin
actually in the movie, James Brown.

Speaker 5 (50:06):
It's hard for me to vote against it. But it's
because I'm like sentimental because of you.

Speaker 2 (50:11):
With Blues Brothers, Well, Planes, Trains, Bials. I think it's
funnier has a ninety three percent. Well Blues Brothers had
a seventy one percent.

Speaker 3 (50:20):
Wow, I don't agree with it so far.

Speaker 1 (50:22):
I don't agree with Fields is a huge.

Speaker 2 (50:26):
Let me. I want to check IMDb but on Blues
Brothers because I just that blows my mind because that
that movie is so loved.

Speaker 5 (50:34):
It is, but I don't I just don't think it
can compare it to Planes, Strains, and Amobile.

Speaker 2 (50:38):
Yeah, it's an eight on fucking IMDb, and Planes, Trains
and Aumobiles is a seven point six. That's wild. That's
a complete flip And normally IMDb is like more accurate.

Speaker 1 (50:52):
When it comes to movie pretty close.

Speaker 2 (50:54):
Yeah right, but Blues Brothers, like I rewatched both of
them recently. I still think The Blues Brothers is just
like a great movie.

Speaker 3 (51:06):
I want to check Letterbox now because now I'm curious
on that.

Speaker 5 (51:08):
I'm going off sentimental. It's gonna definitely be.

Speaker 3 (51:11):
Trained and Amobiles is a three point eight?

Speaker 2 (51:13):
What that's low?

Speaker 3 (51:15):
Blue Blues Brothers four.

Speaker 2 (51:19):
That's see, I don't We're all over that's all. That's crazy,
how all over the place like those two movies are.

Speaker 5 (51:25):
I didn't pick Beetle Juice for Keaton, so I didn't
Picklus for Todd.

Speaker 1 (51:30):
Sorry you picked it because they're the right picks.

Speaker 5 (51:33):
But I mean like for different but I like movies
for different reasons, Like Blues Brothers to me is like
Todd being a little kid, Like I would never not pick.

Speaker 3 (51:40):
Wayne's World at the top of everything depends.

Speaker 1 (51:44):
But I'm saying about the movie.

Speaker 5 (51:46):
That's what I'm saying, Like it's hard for me. You
have personal E did, but I'm saying that was why
it would be hard to pick Blues Brothers or Beal Juice.

Speaker 3 (51:56):
Well, if you didn't pick them in now you were here.
I want to what's the final matchup for Round one?

Speaker 2 (52:03):
Final matchup for Round one, which could be might be
kind of tough. I don't know. I don't think it'd
be tough for one person. I think for everybody else
it might be tough. It is who framed Roger Rabbit
versus the Empire strikes Back?

Speaker 3 (52:21):
Oh wow, this isn't fair?

Speaker 1 (52:26):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 5 (52:27):
Who framed Roger Rabbit?

Speaker 3 (52:29):
Tom?

Speaker 1 (52:30):
I love?

Speaker 5 (52:31):
Who lap?

Speaker 3 (52:34):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (52:35):
Who framed Roger Rabbit? I love? I saw it in
the theater. Love the movie. I've seen it a million times.

Speaker 2 (52:41):
All right, watch that tonight.

Speaker 1 (52:42):
You can't even fucking compare it to Empire Strikes Back.
There's no.

Speaker 2 (52:51):
Did you say cock?

Speaker 1 (52:52):
Doc? There's no I need to show you, Mike Cock
that man happy. We don't know. They never explained the
backstory of those two.

Speaker 3 (53:09):
Geese, Doc, Yeah, like no, I'm pretty sure that started
out as like a parody of like, uh, Doc and Marty,
like it is you? I mean, like the pilot he
did like a like an animation of like Doc and Marty.

Speaker 2 (53:22):
Rick Rick and Morty is Doc and Marty.

Speaker 3 (53:25):
That's what I mean. He know, the creator before that
did an animation of Doc and Marty where he's like
lick Docs balls.

Speaker 2 (53:35):
You guys should actually watch the fan like that?

Speaker 3 (53:37):
How it became Rick and Moore.

Speaker 2 (53:38):
You guys should watch the first three seasons of Rick
and Morty. It's so good. It starts, it falls off cliff,
but get on board Rick and Morty.

Speaker 3 (53:49):
I've watched.

Speaker 1 (53:50):
Empire is arguably the best film in the Star Wars franchise.
It is the best.

Speaker 2 (53:58):
Yeah, that and then one.

Speaker 1 (54:01):
I mean, Return of the Jedi is fucking right there
with it, Jedi Empire. I think Empire is probably the best.

Speaker 5 (54:08):
Empire is my favorite out of the f for the
first three for sure.

Speaker 2 (54:12):
Well, yeah, you know, I do love Force Awakens. I
think Squeaks in over a new hope to.

Speaker 3 (54:18):
Start debating, that's a that's a whole different episode, and
we can talk about Star Wars.

Speaker 2 (54:22):
I'm voting Empire Stracks Back.

Speaker 1 (54:24):
It is like.

Speaker 3 (54:27):
We're all voting Empire Strikes Back. It's objectively the best.

Speaker 1 (54:30):
If Roger Rabbit got paired against half these other ones,
I'd probably vote it.

Speaker 3 (54:35):
Probably would the Raiders of the Lost and Back to
the Future, no, I said, although I will say about
Roger Rabbit because I do like talking about like each movie.
I liked it until uh the end of the movie
where Judge Doom is revealed he's also a tune and

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his fucking eyeballs pop out it just like his cartoon.
That's it was creepy watching that.

Speaker 2 (55:03):
I think I watched it with you. I think I
was like, oh my god, he is scared.

Speaker 5 (55:07):
I did not.

Speaker 3 (55:08):
I hate the ida of seeing people's eyeballs pop out
of their sockets. So seeing them just like fall the floor,
like scared, fell out of me.

Speaker 5 (55:16):
What was the sound?

Speaker 1 (55:18):
All right? Then got put in the dip.

Speaker 5 (55:22):
You were like, you were like so distraught after that movie.
You were like, I'm never watching it again.

Speaker 2 (55:27):
So that completes round one of the eighties movie bracket.
But before I before we move on, I just want
to read off the sixteen movies that were in this.
It was Cristification, Beal Juice, Back to the Future, Aliens, Diehard, Batman,
Stand By Me, Ghostbusters, Empire Strikes Back, Who Framed Roger Rabbit,
The Blues Brothers, Planes, Trains and Automobiles, Raiders Are the

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Lost Arc, Lethal Weapon, Ferris Bueler, and Gremlins. There was
a lot of eighties movies that were not included on
this that maybe should have been Yes, do you what
is one movie We're gonna go around the table. What
is one movie that you think should have been on this?

Speaker 1 (56:05):
Let's see, I started a list because.

Speaker 2 (56:09):
That's one movie, Greg, that you think that should have
been on it.

Speaker 1 (56:14):
M hm, The Breakfast Club.

Speaker 2 (56:17):
M hm, that's that's actually not one. There's three movies
that I had.

Speaker 1 (56:21):
I have a bunch that I was like, let me
mark off the ones on my list.

Speaker 2 (56:26):
I even asked Katie if I should take off of
like should I add something to it? Over this? Mine?
Mine was The Terminator because that was so big in
the eighties.

Speaker 1 (56:36):
It was but not great.

Speaker 2 (56:40):
I mean the second one is the second one is amazing,
but it blows the first one away.

Speaker 1 (56:44):
Yes, that's why. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (56:47):
Another one for me was First Blood, the Lost Boys.

Speaker 5 (56:53):
And also saying almost fire. There's so many weird science like.

Speaker 2 (57:00):
The Big Trouble.

Speaker 3 (57:02):
I have four. I have four movies that I Big
Trouble have been.

Speaker 5 (57:06):
On here, sixteen Candles, A babysitting.

Speaker 2 (57:10):
Like, there's a ton you adventures baby saying.

Speaker 5 (57:12):
I forgot there's a ton of great.

Speaker 1 (57:16):
I told you I made a list.

Speaker 3 (57:19):
I'm just like scrolling and these were no.

Speaker 1 (57:22):
These are in no particular ordering.

Speaker 2 (57:24):
Did you have one before he reads his listen.

Speaker 3 (57:26):
Yeah, I want to say really quick. I find it
fun because in like before we ended last episode, I
mentioned both e T and RoboCop and they're both not
on heat.

Speaker 2 (57:34):
Was one I thought should probably have been one.

Speaker 3 (57:37):
See you know what else, I'm shocked.

Speaker 2 (57:38):
It was a naked gun The Goonies. Yeah, Goonies way.
I almost did a thirty two movie bracket, but I
thought that was going to take up too me.

Speaker 3 (57:46):
It's halready been an hour that went taking way too long.
So also I will say, uh sorry. Besides from Beatle Juice,
there wasn't really any horror well aliens, but there's quite a.

Speaker 1 (57:57):
Few I know.

Speaker 3 (57:58):
I'm just singing like Friday the thirteen Nymer on Elm Street.
Where are those guys at?

Speaker 1 (58:02):
I didn't even get to those, so I just sat.

Speaker 7 (58:06):
When I got the the itinerary for this the agenda,
I just started thinking, just scrolling through and writing in
my on my phone.

Speaker 1 (58:18):
And these are in no particular order, and I'm just
gonna list the ones that are already on there. Back
in the Future, to the Color of Money, Paul Newman
and Tom Cruise, Pool Sharks, Fast Times, vergeby Eye, Trading Places,
Three Amigos Coming to America, Beverly Hills, cop The Karate Kid,

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Full Metal Jacket, Return of the Jedi, The Untouchables, Lost Boys,
Lost Boys, War Games, Wall Street, rain Man, Major League, Platoon,
Big Spaceballs, Raging Bull, Dead Poet, Society, Good Borning, Vietnam, Captain,

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Top Gun, National Lampoon's Vacation, The Wizard, Cocktail, Feel, The Dreams, Twins,
The Natural, Here's My Bill, Murray, Love Stripes, Temple Doom,
Last Crusade, Crocodile, Dundee, Three Men and a Baby. And

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then I stopped making a list because you told me
I didn't need a list.

Speaker 2 (59:33):
There was one that I'm surprised you didn't name.

Speaker 3 (59:36):
There was also one.

Speaker 2 (59:38):
There's one specific one I'm surprised you didn't name.

Speaker 3 (59:41):
I was gonna say Scarface.

Speaker 1 (59:43):
I don't consider it a top eighties movie. I love Scarface,
but it's over it.

Speaker 3 (59:48):
I love like the one song from that push it
to the Limit. Yeah, I love Whenever I need to
get shipped done, I turned that song on and just go.
I love you. Yeah, uh, I love just like surprised me.

Speaker 5 (01:00:03):
Every day.

Speaker 1 (01:00:06):
You need to get you done, I really just want
to go. He should track Cokaine.

Speaker 3 (01:00:09):
Well, that's you're genius. Oh, I'm gonna rock next school
major League.

Speaker 2 (01:00:17):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:00:17):
That was just rolling up through my head.

Speaker 2 (01:00:20):
That version of wild Thing in that movie Greg that
wild Thing Chris Vaughan comes out to you. That's John
Moxley's theme song. Of course.

Speaker 1 (01:00:28):
Did you think I would not include three A Migos
on that list?

Speaker 5 (01:00:32):
I missed the Berniees.

Speaker 1 (01:00:34):
No, but that's I don't love it.

Speaker 5 (01:00:37):
I think there's better eighties movies than like nineties movies.

Speaker 2 (01:00:40):
Nineties nineties I.

Speaker 1 (01:00:44):
Think.

Speaker 2 (01:00:44):
I think nineties is the golden age of movies and
music I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:00:49):
And everything music.

Speaker 2 (01:00:50):
I can batman forever reason.

Speaker 1 (01:00:53):
All right, let's get home with this. It's getting late, all.

Speaker 2 (01:00:56):
Right, second round?

Speaker 3 (01:00:57):
Time for a round two? Put your space, shall suck on, nerds.
It's gonna get good, all.

Speaker 2 (01:01:12):
Right, Keaton, what's the next? You gotta you have your
bracket now.

Speaker 3 (01:01:16):
Doing my announcer voice. Now, alright, National Lampoons, Christmas Vacation
versus Back to the Future.

Speaker 1 (01:01:26):
Oh, that's a tough one. I'm gonna I'm gonna wait
and somebody else go h I'm just cracking beer and smile.

Speaker 3 (01:01:36):
Thank you beer. I'm going with Back to the Future. Okay,
I probably should explained why, right, Sure, I just think
it's more funnier, honestly, more iconic, Like I can watch.

Speaker 1 (01:01:50):
That all year long Classic films.

Speaker 3 (01:01:54):
Yeah, you can't watch the Christmas Vacation all year long.

Speaker 1 (01:01:57):
You can, but people don't.

Speaker 3 (01:01:58):
But people don't because it's Christmas.

Speaker 1 (01:02:00):
No, that's a very valid point. That may just swayed
my vote.

Speaker 3 (01:02:04):
I'm shocked you had to I had to say it.

Speaker 2 (01:02:06):
But we love Back to the Future and we will
watch it probably once a year, maybe more times to
that a year. Right, But are other people not watching
Back to the Future once a year while they are
watching Christmas Vacation once year? With that being said, I'm voting.

Speaker 1 (01:02:22):
For Back to the Future.

Speaker 2 (01:02:23):
It's the best, maybe of all time, back to the Future.

Speaker 5 (01:02:28):
Back to the Future.

Speaker 3 (01:02:29):
M hmmm, I would unanimous clean sweep.

Speaker 2 (01:02:31):
Sorry, CHRISTI Vacation just vacation is a great movie.

Speaker 5 (01:02:34):
It's hilarious.

Speaker 3 (01:02:35):
But back to the Future it just cannot be Back
in the future.

Speaker 5 (01:02:37):
Yes, I agree.

Speaker 1 (01:02:39):
I don't think anything on this list can.

Speaker 3 (01:02:41):
Oh Man next round is gonna be difficult.

Speaker 6 (01:02:44):
M m.

Speaker 3 (01:02:45):
Batman versus Ghostbusters.

Speaker 1 (01:02:49):
That's a good matchup.

Speaker 2 (01:02:50):
It's a good matchup. But I don't think it's gonna
be close. Keaton.

Speaker 1 (01:02:53):
Yeah, yeah, I think you're out bro Batman, Batman, I'm.

Speaker 3 (01:02:58):
Gonna say it. I'm Batman, yep.

Speaker 2 (01:03:04):
And that's how my Keaton says that I'm Batman. You
want to get nuts, Let's get nuts.

Speaker 1 (01:03:09):
You want to get nuts, Let's get nuts. This town
needs an edema.

Speaker 2 (01:03:16):
My balloons?

Speaker 1 (01:03:17):
Where does he get those wonderful toys?

Speaker 2 (01:03:20):
My balloons?

Speaker 3 (01:03:21):
I like being different. I know it's not gonna matter.

Speaker 2 (01:03:23):
That was Batman.

Speaker 3 (01:03:25):
I know it's not gonna matter, but I like being different.
So although Ghostbusters and Batman move, we'll move on you
Batman shut up.

Speaker 2 (01:03:34):
Oh may we're getting a good semi finals for that.
Oh here we go, see we're flying.

Speaker 3 (01:03:39):
To This might be another clean sweep right here. Kremlins
versus Raiders of the Lost Dark Yeah, Raiders, Kremlins Raiders yep.
What can I say? I don't like being part of
the majority.

Speaker 1 (01:03:59):
Not wrong with that.

Speaker 2 (01:04:00):
It's going too fast.

Speaker 3 (01:04:01):
Now we've already said said about.

Speaker 2 (01:04:05):
Maybe we're going to be an hour shut Maybe we
got to do another one? And what the nineties movie?

Speaker 3 (01:04:11):
Save it for next week?

Speaker 2 (01:04:12):
Choking Jesus, Jesus, where where he's.

Speaker 3 (01:04:17):
Everywhere my child music to child. What's the next announcer
playing Strange and Automobiles versus The Empire Strikes back. Okay, wait,
yeah wait Todd back one two three, Empires back, Return

(01:04:41):
of the Jedi. Shut up.

Speaker 5 (01:04:43):
I didn't give my vote.

Speaker 3 (01:04:44):
It doesn't matter. Already lost Empire anyway.

Speaker 2 (01:04:49):
It's the semifinals for that one. It's gonna be tough, Fork,
It's gonna be tough.

Speaker 3 (01:04:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:04:53):
Here we go, all right into Final three.

Speaker 3 (01:04:58):
Back to the Future versus Batman.

Speaker 1 (01:05:03):
I don't like these last four. This final four sucks.

Speaker 5 (01:05:08):
Mine's Batman.

Speaker 2 (01:05:09):
I think this is a very like valid like final four.
I think this ye actually probably the best, like the
legit final four four, A good final four. Yeah, we
got like normally it doesn't happen like that. Normally you lose,
like a really good one right off the bat Hmmm.

Speaker 1 (01:05:27):
Who voted bo what'd you vote for? Batman over Back
to the Future.

Speaker 5 (01:05:33):
I love Batman like that's I love Michael Keaton. I
love everything about that movie. That's the Future. I love also,
but I think it's because of how much I've watched
it with you. So I'm taking that part out and
going with what I.

Speaker 1 (01:05:47):
Like the bus.

Speaker 3 (01:05:48):
Okay, Keaton, Okay, here's the thing. I know I haven't
seen it, but also it is fucking Batman, so I
am trying to thank here see it.

Speaker 1 (01:06:00):
It doesn't matter.

Speaker 3 (01:06:02):
Well, yeah, it's fucking Batman, though, it's still.

Speaker 5 (01:06:04):
What do you mean why do you keep saying it
like that? What do you mean?

Speaker 1 (01:06:08):
It's a classic?

Speaker 3 (01:06:09):
Like he literally said it kicks are the whole superhero thing?
Like it's literally Badman. You can't really.

Speaker 5 (01:06:14):
Because you're saying a superhero movie.

Speaker 3 (01:06:16):
Yeah, it's fucking Batman.

Speaker 5 (01:06:19):
I already picked it. That gets kuted to convince me.
And John Eckelson is great in that.

Speaker 2 (01:06:23):
Movie, Like, yeah, this is actually, like you said to
the Prince, soundtrack is phenomenal. I agree, gentlemen, let's broaden
our minds.

Speaker 3 (01:06:34):
I feel like, because I haven't fully seen it yet,
I have to say back to the future, that's understanding.
It's only fair, it's understandable.

Speaker 2 (01:06:40):
What's the votes one to one? You guys decide, Well,
it's back to the future for me.

Speaker 1 (01:06:57):
I named you.

Speaker 3 (01:07:00):
The guy who played bad Man the actor.

Speaker 1 (01:07:05):
Because of this movie.

Speaker 3 (01:07:06):
But also to the Future is what your favorite movie?

Speaker 1 (01:07:12):
Do you see how I'm torn right now.

Speaker 5 (01:07:14):
Yes, you gotta take this sentimental out. That's what you
told me.

Speaker 1 (01:07:17):
That's true. I also really loved them. I've said it earlier.
It started what we know today is real superhero movies,
comic book movies.

Speaker 3 (01:07:29):
I think you should make it a tie.

Speaker 1 (01:07:30):
It was the first great comic book adaptation into film.
Say what you want about the shitty seventies Superman movies
and everything else, this was the first real, really good
and well done superhero movie. But Back in the Future

(01:07:51):
is a perfect movie and possibly the perfect trilogy. And
I'm worried what Rotten Tomato is gonna say. And I
love Back to the Future, so lock me in.

Speaker 3 (01:08:06):
Damn, let's look up what in the Future takes it?

Speaker 1 (01:08:09):
But I thought about voting back Batman, right, we're looking
up right now.

Speaker 2 (01:08:16):
Back to the Future on Ron Tomatoes was a ninety
three percent yeah, ninety five audience rating.

Speaker 3 (01:08:23):
And they're both gonna Batman.

Speaker 1 (01:08:28):
What should be tied?

Speaker 2 (01:08:29):
Batman was a seventy seven Wow that surprises, and the
audience was an eighty four That surprises me. And what
surprised me about Ron Tomatoes too. The audience for Batman
Returns was a seventy three. That movie. That movie is awesome.

Speaker 3 (01:08:44):
So either way, Batman was screwed here.

Speaker 1 (01:08:46):
Yes, it's still yeah, it was worthy of Fine, you
want to hear something that's more.

Speaker 5 (01:08:51):
Fucked up, Greg, It was like ahead of its time though,
because people like weren't even into like superhero movies.

Speaker 2 (01:08:56):
Yeah, Back to the Future too has a sixty four percent. Well,
Back to the Future three has a seventy nine percent.

Speaker 5 (01:09:03):
Because those two are not as good as the first one.

Speaker 3 (01:09:05):
Three is not better than two, No, but three is great,
not better than two, though, I agree with three is
not better than two, but one's the best one.

Speaker 1 (01:09:13):
It's the it's the perfect trilogy.

Speaker 2 (01:09:15):
It's a perfect trio. Chris Jericho also agrees. Then it's
the perfect trilogy.

Speaker 1 (01:09:19):
Pretty much everybody agrees.

Speaker 2 (01:09:20):
He did the whole podcast on it and it was great.
He's like, why is this the perfect trilogy? Why is
there not one? You didn't say that before. You said
I sneak in something I hate about WWE. You changed
it now, you changed the context. You changed the context.
I won't play back the tape. You are changing the

(01:09:40):
fucking context.

Speaker 1 (01:09:42):
You sneak in ww wrestling comments is what I said?

Speaker 2 (01:09:45):
You said, wwe you said, will never finish?

Speaker 3 (01:09:51):
All right, go Raiders of the Lost Ark versus Empire
Strikes Bad.

Speaker 1 (01:09:57):
I abstained from voting.

Speaker 3 (01:10:00):
Harrison Ford in both movies.

Speaker 1 (01:10:03):
I Know Hans Solo versus Indiana Jones.

Speaker 3 (01:10:06):
Oh here we go.

Speaker 5 (01:10:07):
Okay, for doing it that way, I mean, that's basically
what that is.

Speaker 2 (01:10:13):
Well, for doing it that way is the main character
is the main character Empire.

Speaker 5 (01:10:18):
Okay, for doing that way. I have to pick Empire
because I absolutely love Han Souls, one of my all
time favorite characters ever.

Speaker 2 (01:10:25):
As ever, one of the greatest movies. I mean, Empire
Strikes Back is the greatest movie twist of all time.
And not only that, Empire Strikes Back also has probably
the greatest movie line of all time too, which is
I know yep, yep.

Speaker 3 (01:10:48):
Is the bit that you're not actually gonna say it
or that was it?

Speaker 1 (01:10:51):
That's the line.

Speaker 2 (01:10:52):
That's the line.

Speaker 1 (01:10:53):
You thought it was another line, didn't you.

Speaker 3 (01:10:54):
Yeah, I did. I was ready to say it too.

Speaker 1 (01:10:56):
Go ahead, I'm your father the best that's not that's
not actually the line either, but that's I know, I
am your father.

Speaker 3 (01:11:07):
You killed my father. I am your father.

Speaker 1 (01:11:11):
There you go.

Speaker 5 (01:11:12):
No, it's it's.

Speaker 1 (01:11:16):
But no.

Speaker 2 (01:11:17):
But the best line of that movie is when Lea
says I love you and Hans. So that's an.

Speaker 3 (01:11:27):
Damn yeah what so wait, I got I lost. What's
your vote?

Speaker 1 (01:11:33):
I'ming.

Speaker 2 (01:11:34):
We haven't voted yet. We were just talking about the movies.

Speaker 3 (01:11:37):
I honestly, I think Empire is just the better moviem Like,
they're both really good, but I think Empire is just better.

Speaker 2 (01:11:48):
Greg, You're next. I know my vote, but I want
to see how you vote, because I feel like when
I vote, you're gonna be like voting.

Speaker 1 (01:11:56):
No, I'm having a hard time with this one. I know.
I love.

Speaker 2 (01:12:08):
And Lando Colorissian.

Speaker 1 (01:12:09):
Yeah, Indiana Jones. Indiana Jones might be my one of
my favorite characters in movie history.

Speaker 2 (01:12:18):
Over Marty.

Speaker 1 (01:12:21):
Oh yeah, Indiana Jones is awesome. Over you, I said
one of.

Speaker 2 (01:12:28):
Over Luke, Johnny Utah, for sure.

Speaker 5 (01:12:32):
Overly man.

Speaker 1 (01:12:37):
We just so many good things about Empire.

Speaker 2 (01:12:40):
Well, yeah, Bill and Ted's Axillent Adventure shout out that
that was an easy movie.

Speaker 1 (01:12:47):
Raiders. I'm trying to just compare the movies themselves. Yeah,
special effects are better in Empire.

Speaker 2 (01:13:00):
Today.

Speaker 1 (01:13:02):
My heart wants to say Raiders. My head's telling me Empire.

Speaker 3 (01:13:10):
If you say Empire here it moved on to the finals.

Speaker 1 (01:13:15):
But I love Indiana Jones. It's it's damn if you
just take those first three, it's standing there a perfect sequel.

Speaker 2 (01:13:26):
I wanted you to go next because it's not gonna
matter some voting Empire.

Speaker 3 (01:13:30):
Hey, guys, this is funny how they're both franchises that
kind of got ruined by Disney.

Speaker 1 (01:13:36):
I'm I'm going I'm voting Empire.

Speaker 2 (01:13:39):
Wow. Wow, I'm actually shocked that you're going Empire.

Speaker 1 (01:13:42):
Well, it's movie to movie comparison. It's a better movie.
And now this is a tough final.

Speaker 3 (01:13:51):
Yep. I'm assuming you're also just gonna vote Empire.

Speaker 2 (01:13:54):
Well I didn't I say voting Empire.

Speaker 3 (01:13:56):
Oh I didn't hear that it doesn't matter. Didn't matter.

Speaker 2 (01:13:59):
And here we go final riinal round. And here before
we get to the final round, Chris Is Vacation versus
Beatle Juice. Christi Vacation moved on Back to the Future
versus Aliens. Backs of the Future moved on Die Hard
versus Batman. Batman moved on stand By Me versus Ghostbusters.

(01:14:19):
Ghostbusters moved on Gremlins versus Paris Buehler's Day Off. Gremlins
moved on, Lethal Weapon versus Raiders are the Lost Tark.
Raiders are the Lost Tark moved on, Plane strains and
allomobiles versus Blues Brothers, Plane strains and amobiles moved on,
and who framed Roger Rabbit versus the Empire shreks back
and part Shrek's Back moved on into the second round.

(01:14:39):
We want Cristifacation. Backs to the Future. Backs of the
Future moved on, Batman Ghostbusters Batman moved on. Gremlins. Raiders
are the Lost Tark. Raiders are the Lost Tark moved
on Planes, trains and aumobiles versus the Empire Strikes Back? Yeah, Pi,
Shrek's Back moved on. Then we go into the semi finals,
which was Back to the Future versus Batman. Back to
the Future one three to one. Then we go into

(01:15:02):
Empire Strikes Back versus Raiders of the Lost Arka and
in a fucking sweep, the Empire Strikes Back moved on,
leading us to the finals of the eighties movie Bracket
of twenty twenty five, which is Back to the Future
versus The Empire strikes Back. Let's get ready to run

(01:15:27):
Morning five versus Look, Skywalker.

Speaker 1 (01:15:34):
We're gonna get sooned. You can't use that line.

Speaker 5 (01:15:38):
Versus Hans Solo not Luke Skywalker versus Darth B.

Speaker 3 (01:15:42):
No, I feel like Doc versus Han.

Speaker 2 (01:15:47):
What side character will win?

Speaker 1 (01:15:50):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:15:53):
Delorea versus Millennium follow I have to go first?

Speaker 3 (01:15:58):
Why don't because this is the toughest one yet. Both
of these are iconic movies on their own. Merit wait?

Speaker 6 (01:16:13):
Uh no, Yoda versus Lorraine, Vader versus Biff and George
versus Anakin.

Speaker 3 (01:16:29):
Mm hmmm so difficult. Oh, I go another one to
add on to that. What R two D two versus Eronstar.

Speaker 2 (01:16:44):
C three p O versus Needles. Uh, holy shit, this
is heavy and Boba Fett versus principal Skin.

Speaker 1 (01:16:56):
Okay, we get it, Skin principal Skinner.

Speaker 2 (01:17:04):
What's the principal point?

Speaker 3 (01:17:05):
Skinner?

Speaker 5 (01:17:08):
Simpsons, Simpsons could do Battle of the Bands?

Speaker 1 (01:17:12):
Also, yeah, band.

Speaker 3 (01:17:18):
Versus don't money.

Speaker 2 (01:17:25):
That's their treat, That's all right, that's their right.

Speaker 3 (01:17:29):
When you did, Garth was like, I know that I
forgot that. I forgot you do that, pissed nothing, laid down?

Speaker 1 (01:17:38):
Who wins? Let's ut?

Speaker 3 (01:17:39):
Uh money? Back to the future kind of Kickstar like
a series, Empire like Unified a series sort of.

Speaker 2 (01:17:50):
It's the glue, it's the heart of that series.

Speaker 3 (01:17:53):
Well, I feel like Stars wouldn't be as big if
it weren't for Empire.

Speaker 2 (01:17:58):
Strikes If it bombed, it would have ruined the France. Yeah, so.

Speaker 3 (01:18:04):
I'm just checking. You won't get mad no matter what
I pick here.

Speaker 1 (01:18:08):
You don't even know what. You don't know what I'm
gonna pick.

Speaker 5 (01:18:11):
He will get mad at you.

Speaker 3 (01:18:12):
I'm gonna say it. I'm voting Empire strikes back. It's
Star Wars not be as big as it is if
it were not for that movie.

Speaker 2 (01:18:20):
I agree, Tricia, I'm picking an Empire.

Speaker 6 (01:18:25):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:18:27):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:18:27):
If Empire gets one more vote, it wins.

Speaker 1 (01:18:29):
Right here, I'm gonna go, ok, I've got a I've
got a hard time saying this.

Speaker 2 (01:18:37):
Are you going to Empire?

Speaker 1 (01:18:38):
But Back in the Future is my only love? It's
a great movie.

Speaker 5 (01:18:44):
He says, only love. He doesn't love us movies.

Speaker 3 (01:18:48):
Kicked the curb, all right, Todd, voting Empire are gonna
lead it all into the Tomato meter.

Speaker 1 (01:18:54):
Tomato Back to the Future. It's it's almost perfect movie,
the trilogy perfect.

Speaker 5 (01:19:05):
You can't compare the Star Wars trilogy. What I can
they're better, but we're not.

Speaker 6 (01:19:11):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:19:11):
Back to the Future is the perfect trilogy.

Speaker 5 (01:19:15):
I think Star Wars, Empire and Return of the Jedi
is a perfect trilogy.

Speaker 1 (01:19:19):
First Star Wars, I love it. If we were comparing
those two, it wouldn't be no brainer.

Speaker 5 (01:19:25):
Well I don't love the third Back to the Future. Okay, Well,
Return of the Jedi is way better than the third
Back to the Future.

Speaker 1 (01:19:34):
I mean, you made your vote. I made my vote.
You can't look at the scores.

Speaker 3 (01:19:41):
Not he's doing something else. I'm watching them.

Speaker 1 (01:19:43):
What's he doing.

Speaker 2 (01:19:45):
The podcast?

Speaker 3 (01:19:45):
For the podcast?

Speaker 2 (01:19:46):
So you're voting already voted. I am going.

Speaker 1 (01:19:55):
With we need to do these secret ballot next time.

Speaker 2 (01:20:00):
Like secret Hitler, why my secret ballot?

Speaker 1 (01:20:04):
Just because now like he can either.

Speaker 2 (01:20:05):
It actually would be kind of fun to do his
secret ballot, But I feel like that would need to
be a video podcast if we did that.

Speaker 3 (01:20:11):
Yeah, my vote is.

Speaker 2 (01:20:15):
Also an agreeance with Greg. It is the perfect movie.
It is one of the perfect movies. Is in my
four of perfect movies. My four perfect movies go Oppenheimer,
The Matrix, Jurassic Park, and Back to the Future.

Speaker 3 (01:20:30):
I'll pull up the tomato meter.

Speaker 2 (01:20:34):
The other movie for Oppenheim came out was Wayne's World.
That was my other one.

Speaker 3 (01:20:42):
I can't believe it's all down to the fucking tomato.

Speaker 2 (01:20:46):
The tomato meter.

Speaker 3 (01:20:48):
We go, all right, I'm gonna I'm gonna look at
both of them. I'm not gonna say.

Speaker 2 (01:20:51):
Controversy here unoffended.

Speaker 3 (01:20:54):
What is the final we're doing critic critic, critic, not audience.
I'm looking right now and seeing what we got.

Speaker 1 (01:21:06):
Let's see what happens.

Speaker 3 (01:21:08):
Oh my god, Okay, I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready.
Empire Strikes Back has a ninety three yeah, and Back
to the Future has a ninety It's another time, another tie.
So we got a brain this case.

Speaker 2 (01:21:30):
Okay, we're got a brainstorm here.

Speaker 3 (01:21:32):
That's great.

Speaker 2 (01:21:34):
I don't think we should go off the audience on this.
I think we have to go to IMDb for this.

Speaker 3 (01:21:38):
I'm doing okay, I'll pull buy them to b but
for for just the.

Speaker 2 (01:21:43):
Sake of how fun it is. Audience for Back to
the Future is a ninety five, Empire Strikes Back is
a ninety seven. Wow.

Speaker 5 (01:21:56):
Had So we're.

Speaker 2 (01:21:57):
Going to IMDb for the double type. We literally came
down to the best movies of the.

Speaker 3 (01:22:02):
Eighties, the best movies ever made?

Speaker 5 (01:22:05):
How can you vote against Harrison Ford?

Speaker 2 (01:22:07):
How can you vote against Marty McFly and and Gloriana?

Speaker 1 (01:22:10):
I didn't vote against Harrison Ford.

Speaker 3 (01:22:12):
Won Back to the Future. Okay, guys, there is there
is a winner here.

Speaker 2 (01:22:19):
Let me let me just say this before before we
get to that, I will say, Back to the Future,
I think it is over like the my perfect movies.
Actually I disagree. Never mind, I go against what I
was gonna say. I was gonna say I could probably
rewatch that it never get sick of it. And I
thought about the other movies and I can also rewatch
those and never get sick of this.

Speaker 3 (01:22:36):
Never mind continue, Okay, ready, great point. We do have
a declared winner here. Back to the Future has an
eight point five out of ten. It's Empire and Empire
Strikes Back has an eight point seven. Oh my god,

(01:22:58):
your winner there strikes back the Ford pretty good.

Speaker 1 (01:23:05):
Yeah, that was.

Speaker 2 (01:23:08):
Damn that's a solid like ending to double double tie breakers.

Speaker 5 (01:23:14):
And Greg lost this time.

Speaker 1 (01:23:16):
I didn't lose.

Speaker 5 (01:23:18):
Your opinion lost.

Speaker 1 (01:23:22):
My opinion can never lose.

Speaker 2 (01:23:26):
Did so you like my four picks? My for my
fourth those are my letter box picks there.

Speaker 3 (01:23:31):
You know what I find really funny. Empire Strikes Back
was sweeping until the very end where it came out
the double tiebreaker Sweet Roger Rabbit, Sweet Playing Strains and
Amobiles and then Sweet Raiders of the Lost Star only
to win and a double tiebreaker against Back in the Future.

Speaker 2 (01:23:49):
Back to the Future.

Speaker 3 (01:23:51):
Uh, Back to the Future sweeped against Aliens, sweeped against
Christmas Vacation, and then one three to one against Batman.

Speaker 2 (01:24:04):
Should have been a sweep on that.

Speaker 1 (01:24:05):
Idiot voted for Batman.

Speaker 2 (01:24:09):
Should have been a sweep on that. So we should
have had double We should have dual sweeps going into
the finals.

Speaker 3 (01:24:15):
Nope, that just shows how great movies they are.

Speaker 2 (01:24:17):
They really are. That's a solid that's a solid bracket.

Speaker 1 (01:24:21):
We had some really good movies in this so some
questionable ones in the in the first round that could
have been arguably Gremlins.

Speaker 2 (01:24:30):
What's I am curious of how it would have played
out in my bracket since we changed it to yours.
If we would have went off of my bracket in
the second round, it we'ld have been Cristification versus Batman,
Gremlins versus Ghostbusters, Empire strikes Back versus raiders, planes, trains,
and automobiles versus Back to the Future, which would have

(01:24:51):
led No which would have led Empire and back to
the Future to the Semis against Gremlins, which would have
been Gremlins and Batman. So it would have been Batman
an Empire in the finals.

Speaker 3 (01:25:05):
Wait, how would oh so the same?

Speaker 1 (01:25:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:25:09):
Wait Gremlin beat Ghostbusters.

Speaker 1 (01:25:13):
Yeah from what you.

Speaker 3 (01:25:14):
Said, I would.

Speaker 2 (01:25:15):
I mean, I'm assuming they would have picked Gremlins over Ghostbusters.

Speaker 3 (01:25:19):
Oh well, I forgot who I'm talking to.

Speaker 5 (01:25:21):
I would not have.

Speaker 2 (01:25:22):
Oh so it would have been Ghostbusters and Batman then
in the Semis, and.

Speaker 3 (01:25:27):
Then Batman would have moved on to the finals.

Speaker 2 (01:25:28):
Yes, against Empire strikes Back.

Speaker 5 (01:25:30):
I'm not a huge Gremlins fan.

Speaker 3 (01:25:33):
Your way, Batman with the final four on this one
was better.

Speaker 1 (01:25:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:25:36):
Yeah, Wow, that was a fun That was a fun episode.

Speaker 3 (01:25:40):
I liked another fun episode.

Speaker 2 (01:25:42):
Oh that was a great episode, Treasure. Thanks for coming on.

Speaker 3 (01:25:46):
You're welcome next time.

Speaker 1 (01:25:48):
What are we gonna do?

Speaker 2 (01:25:49):
I think we're gonna do another bracket on the next episode.
Maybe we do a double episode of nineties movies where
we do sixteen on one side and sixteen for the next,
and then we finish ship off on like a at
the end of the second episodes we flew through the
second half. Okay, just say maybe we do the top

(01:26:10):
thirty two thirty two movie bracket of the nineties.

Speaker 1 (01:26:14):
Yeah, oh, where'd you get that idea for him?

Speaker 2 (01:26:18):
Hmmm? I thought about it, dude. We should have just
done it for this.

Speaker 1 (01:26:22):
Hmm. We didn't we did?

Speaker 2 (01:26:24):
Oh well, oh well, oh well, indeed, well, Patricia greg Keaton,
I'm tricky. This has been offended, presented by the Anything
But Credible podcast and just Commas Clothing.

Speaker 1 (01:26:42):
Just cra a beard smile.

Speaker 2 (01:26:44):
We will see you guys next time.

Speaker 1 (01:26:47):
Peace great Scott.

Speaker 3 (01:26:51):
I will say, though, I think I be against ups,
not Christification. I think it would have done better. Party
Jesus a fiend. This make him my life.

Speaker 1 (01:27:09):
All I wanted to know say.

Speaker 2 (01:27:14):
My guitar said the same work.

Speaker 1 (01:27:20):
I don't mind. It's better, come to sleep, will be
back in time.

Speaker 5 (01:27:29):
Talk at that time.

Speaker 2 (01:27:30):
Time, don't that's the future, don't roll better remember that
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