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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Previously Unoffended, the guys from Goodwill Hunting found about the
poster and the jail cell.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
The Goodfellows found out they could indeed let go of Jack.
Turns out the Lambs could be silenced by the power
of the matrix or whatever. Happy Gilmour found out, you're
supposed to play nice with your toys. Reality does indeed
(00:29):
bite when talking about fight club, could indeed save a bus.
I'm exploding, but not from a lion Will Smith that
I don't know did something to dumb and dumber?
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Did he slap the shit out of him? Sure?
Speaker 4 (00:49):
Why not?
Speaker 3 (00:50):
How did he not have a Will Smith slap joke?
Speaker 4 (00:53):
And Keanu won another fight? How did he do that?
I don't know. He's Keanu Reeves.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Just go with it. And those were your results from
the last episode of Offended with the nineties bracket, and
this is part two of the nineties Bracket. Here un Offended.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
Hey, everybody, it up, It's down to slam.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Now we got the real jam going down.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
Welcome to this face.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Jam jam All right?
Speaker 4 (01:21):
Where could that possibly go?
Speaker 1 (01:23):
All right? And welcome to Offended, presented by the INCA
Crouble Network and just Cobbas Clothing.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Rose grag Bears.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
MA, welcome the part two, the sequel of the nineties
movie Bracket. We're gonna do the other side of the bracket,
another sixteen movies.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Because every good nineties thing needs a sequel.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
That's true, That's true.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
You know.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
I like what you did at the beginning. I liked it.
I didn't know where you were going with it. I
liked it. I like how you gave out the results
of the first episode. I like how you did that.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
You did great, except how did you not get the
Will Smith slap?
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Something tells me I need to watch some of these
movies again or this overall.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
You need to watch all of these movies tonight.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Tonight tonight. And I hope everybody had a good Labor Day.
This airing the day after Labor Day. Oh, we were
at Old Miss What a time we had an old Miss.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
Toddy whoa language?
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Yeah, watch your fucking mouth, Jesus Christ. Fuck all right,
before we get into the nineties the sequel, before we
get into the other sixty movies, it's time for what's
the segment called this or that? The offended segment?
Speaker 4 (02:34):
I guess this offends you? Or does that offend you?
Speaker 1 (02:38):
You know what offends me. What Chris Jericho offends me
because he's leaving AEW and he's going back to WWE
at the end of the year, and I'm not happy
about it. That's what offends me. It makes me very sad. Actually,
don't do it, Jericho, Please don't do it. It's contracts
up at the end of the year. Like Chris, Like
John Cena, he follows me on Twitter.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
But what other wrestle wrestlers just fondle.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
You on Twitter, fondle me on Twitter.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Fondling your balls on Twitter.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Mariah May used to follow me on Instagram before I
got hacked. I was really sad about that. Kenny Omega
liked a couple of my pictures, like randomly pictures. That
was cool, but they had nothing to do with wrestling.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Its cool, you know, it's not them though they have
a team right now.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
It's them. They're not that big to have a team.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
They have somebody let.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
Them without his fantasy.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Okay, they have definitely, he talked about like how he
runs his own Twitter account.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
He doesn't have a team. Might most of them have somebody?
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Jericho definitely, but I'm not sure about the other one.
Speaker 5 (03:40):
You don't even know who they are.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
Yeah, yeah, exactly. I'm just being stupid for sake of
being stupid.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Do you have anybody famous of follows Yuketon? Yeah, that's
what I thought.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
He's got millions and millions of people.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
I was going to say one of the actually having
a couple of years ago, I made like a.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
What was it?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Pokemon post? I think a second random pictures like the
app like Pokmon Go and uh wait where was it?
Speaker 4 (04:10):
Oh wait that was the wrong one. Uh.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Somehow it got the like of one of the uh
directors of game designers for the Kirby series, which I
thought was really cool.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
That is cool, Kean. What offends you? What were you
gonna say?
Speaker 5 (04:28):
I thought you was gonna talk about his TikTok. That's what.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Offends me is a little shithead who still hasn't made
any more tiktoks regarding the podcast.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
Listen, I've been in a red school started up again.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
What he's good?
Speaker 5 (04:44):
I can hear just checking?
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Do I say now?
Speaker 4 (04:50):
What offends me? Right in front of you?
Speaker 3 (04:53):
A safe space here.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Because I know I was joining my last time and
aren't forgot what I was gonna say.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Do you want to say what?
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Can you say what.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
What offends you so I can refresh my memory?
Speaker 5 (05:07):
Sure, Reality Bites, losing in the first round is offending
me a lot.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Well, you shouldn't have talked about fight Club.
Speaker 5 (05:16):
I don't like fight Club?
Speaker 1 (05:18):
How do you not like fight Club?
Speaker 5 (05:19):
I like it. I just don't want to like it
because you don't want to like it because of you?
Speaker 3 (05:25):
What the fuck does that mean?
Speaker 5 (05:26):
Because you're just a bully? Reality Bites lost.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
I'm a bully, yes, because.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
You bullied out, Reality Bites, I.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Didn't bully out ship. Better check yourself, get your team going.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Do you wreck yourself?
Speaker 2 (05:39):
This is what offends me and my parents getting a
divorce over a goddamn movie.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
That's not what it's gonna be.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Is it gonna be worse than a divorce?
Speaker 3 (05:51):
He means?
Speaker 5 (05:51):
What our divorce is over?
Speaker 3 (05:59):
What offense?
Speaker 1 (06:00):
You?
Speaker 2 (06:00):
I literally just said that when my parents are fighting
and probably will get divorce over Yah.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
No, we're not going anywhere.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
What what he means?
Speaker 2 (06:10):
We're not getting a divorce you men like, no, do
something else, you dumbass.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
We're together forever, baby.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
Okay when you put it like that.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
She's the apple on my eye.
Speaker 5 (06:21):
I'm so lucky.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
She's the gin of my tonic that's in your sprite,
Tequila in my sprite?
Speaker 4 (06:30):
What what? What offends you?
Speaker 3 (06:32):
What offends me? You know what offends me? Neighbors? I
fucking hate neighbors.
Speaker 5 (06:40):
I wants to live out the middle of nowhere.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
I want property with no fucking neighbors and birds, birds,
creatures can fly, they'll go there. I want. I want
just land to myself, with no nosy fucking pester and
Karen's around fucking bitching about what I'm doing in my
(07:02):
fucking yard. I want enough land that I can just
fucking walk around naked in my backyard if I want to.
Speaker 5 (07:10):
Can't wait?
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Fuck you neighbors.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
What if they watch it?
Speaker 3 (07:16):
They won't, they won't be around. I want property. There
will be nobody there.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Podcasts or him naked the podcasts.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
We're not watching the podcast.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
I didn't say the podcast.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
We can do.
Speaker 5 (07:28):
Put knock on their door and tell them.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Yeah, we gotta go to I'll do that right now,
Dora door salesman for the podcast.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Let's just not say anything else about where we live
on the podcast. Please fuck my neighbors.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Oh yeah, we live on a Okay.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Todd, what offend you Chris cher Katie, what offend you? JD.
Vanson is eight vacation in seven months?
Speaker 4 (07:52):
Good job being a vice president.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
Vacationing vice presidents don't do anything.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
Anyway, but a Kamala Harris got so much ship. They're like,
what did you do as vice president? We're not voting
for you, and except like Jade Vince can say, I
went on vacation eight times.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
And raised the water levels?
Speaker 4 (08:10):
Where was that again in Ohio?
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Did you see the video of him running? Dude, He's
a fucking idiot.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
He's such a fucking weird guy. I need to see that.
Speaker 5 (08:21):
He's such a weird guy with weird eyeliner, just a
he's a walking oxymoron, you know.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Oh, by the way, Chris Pratt hate has been vindicated.
That's all I gotta say.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Fuck Chris Pratt.
Speaker 5 (08:33):
He's been vindicated.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
The hate towards him is vindicated.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Who started the hate?
Speaker 1 (08:38):
Me?
Speaker 3 (08:39):
This guy?
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Nobody responds him by text the other night, which I thought.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
Was what does vindicated mean?
Speaker 5 (08:46):
I am selfish, I am wrong, I'm right.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
I swear what I knew it.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
I don't know Spider Man too.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
I don't know big words. What does vindicated mean?
Speaker 1 (08:57):
It's a dashboard confessional song. I mean, like you're you're
correct about something, like you're validated your value.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
It's like out, I know people are douchebags way before
anybody else. You know who hated Kanye Me? Now everybody
fucking hates Kanye you know it. Chris Pratt for years. Me,
Now everybody hates Chris Pratt. Everybody. I can name a
bunch of others that are not quite public, more like
(09:26):
personal people that we know. I know I'm not, but
I'm saying people always come around. I fucking know these things,
people that are fucking idiots. And then everybody's like, that's cool.
And then finally, oh yeah, Greg was right.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
I have a celebrity on the top of my head
that I know exactly what you're talking about here, who
say in the same same time kind of three, I.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
Don't know who you're talking about?
Speaker 1 (09:50):
One, two, three Bill Murray.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
Fuck Bill Murray.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Well, yeah, and people do know he's a douchebag. He
was late to the game on that one.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
But people know he's a douchebag and don't like him.
They just think it's a bit and it's not. He's
just a fucking prick. And just plays it off. It's
just jokes, guys. Know, the guy's a prick.
Speaker 5 (10:13):
Okay, what offends you?
Speaker 3 (10:16):
I said, I think we're done.
Speaker 5 (10:18):
What did you say? Really? Losing the sun doesn't.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Shut the fuck Shut the fuck.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
Up, my turn.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
It's American tales, not an American tale.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
You're wrong.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
You have that backwards.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
I know, I know.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Well anyway, what doesn't offend me is Mortal Kombat Legacy.
I cannot wait for that. I cannot wait for Mortal
Kombat Legacy.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
You know what that is. It sounds like a collection
of like.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
It's Mortal Kombat one, two, three, Trilogy, four, all the
game Way Advance games, the two spinoffs. I cannot wait.
It's all in one thing, and it comes with a
bunch of special features, like a documentary about the making
of it and every I cannot wait. It's gonna be awesome.
I cannot wait to replay three and Trilogy again. I
(11:14):
cannot wait. It doesn't it's not on until December.
Speaker 4 (11:19):
All right then Christmas.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Yeah, I can't wait. I'm gonna get it on the
switch and the place.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
So while you're talking about a video game you're excited about,
you know what this is going to my thing.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
What doesn't offend me?
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Uh, there's a new Kirby game coming out in November
and it looks really good. It's called a Kirby Air Riders.
I think like, I think like a more unique version
like marir Car basically like the drives a little different
combats like there's like combat something like. It looks really cool.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Nice. I can't wait for answer.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
That was six still yeah, keep waiting, buddy.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
Let's check in next year and see how that goes.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
All right, Katie, what doesn't offend you?
Speaker 3 (12:07):
I don't know. I'm not in school anymore, so that's
pretty cool. I don't have to do homework.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
Sorry, Keith, are you so cool? Moving on?
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Greg Atricia wherever?
Speaker 4 (12:21):
Looking at one of you?
Speaker 3 (12:22):
Someone what doesn't offend me?
Speaker 4 (12:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (12:27):
My bowling leg started back up?
Speaker 1 (12:29):
Cool?
Speaker 3 (12:30):
My bowling league, yep. Hanging with the boys, boys, beers
and bowling. I'm not saying where where when it is,
I'm going to show.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Up and just have some beers just watch and make
fun of you for bowling.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
It's a good time. I'm not the best bowler, but
darning I should.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
Just show up like one night out him knowing, just
get some beers bring signs.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Yeah, who do you think you are?
Speaker 3 (12:56):
I am shout out to Mike the bartender.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
I could pull are better than you. We actually show
up and it's like a wee bowling lead.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
No, that be cool?
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Doom, all right, tri show.
Speaker 5 (13:13):
I don't know. I wasn't here thinking what doesn't I know?
Speaker 3 (13:16):
It doesn't offend you? The boo boos.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
I no, I do think. No, we're not. No, No,
that actually doesn't offend me.
Speaker 5 (13:25):
Well, you can try to get one. It's steak and shake.
What Yeah, it's so random.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
I have a sweepstakes.
Speaker 5 (13:33):
Which we entered the sweep sticks and lost.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
I'm done with the segment. Can we please get out
of the bracket.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Yeah, we can get on with the bracket. Keating's done
with the segment. Guys, it's time to get on with
the bracket.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
Whatever, whatever Keaton fucking wants.
Speaker 4 (13:44):
Let's do the fucking wild card.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
And that was the offended segment. All right, here we go.
Time to pick the next wild card movie. And these
twenty movies are not on the initial bracket. One of
(14:08):
these will move on to the bread And these are.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Twenty completely different movies from the last list.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Is that is correct? The twenty movies in question are
Jerry Maguire, Schindler's List, Tommy Boy, Saving Private, Ryan Batman, Forever,
Boys in the Hood, Tombstone, Fuck You, Mars Attacks seven,
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fuck Off?
Speaker 3 (14:37):
What's the box? That shouldn't be a wildcard?
Speaker 1 (14:44):
A couple of a lot of people at work also
were saying that that should be a wildcard, and they
didn't like it on the list, Beauty and the Beast,
A few good men.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
What the fuck is on this? If these are the wildcards?
Speaker 1 (14:58):
A Night at the Rocks Bear, Okay, that's true, George
of the Jungle, con Air, Love Home Alone, Ah, the
usual suspects.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
I mean this could be its own bracket.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Yeah, exactly, Reservoir Dogs, Dazed and Confused, God damn it,
Pretty Woman and a Bugs Life.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Oh yes, love them so underrated.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
All right, I'm gonna pause this and we're all gonna vote.
All right, we made our votes.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
But I gotta say something really quick, so I know
this from this and the last episode with the with
the wild card, I notice a lot of Batman films
on there, but I couldn't have even noticed something.
Speaker 4 (15:51):
Uh, where the hell was Batman and Robin?
Speaker 1 (15:55):
If we did a list for the worst movie's ever made.
Now beyond it? What killed the dime?
Speaker 4 (16:00):
Source the ice age?
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Everybody needs to chill, all right, here we go. I
was in between. I was in between two votes. I'll
talk about it after mind. Tricia has picked a few
good Men, Okay, I can't hate that. What's the thing?
Speaker 4 (16:22):
Oh, I'm just doing the tomatometer. Now we have two
people over the same thing. We'll see, all right, Few
good men.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
Nobody voted for the same thing.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
All right, Few good Men has an eighty four? Could
be beatable, could be beatable.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
I picked Jerry McGuire.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Hmmm, Jerry maguire has a eighty five.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Show me the money that is out? All right? As
right now, Jay McGuire could be potentially moving.
Speaker 5 (16:56):
On both Tom Cruise.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Oh, I'm gonna say that one for last. I think
that one's gonna move on. Katie has selected Mars Attacks.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
That is the worst movie on that list.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Oh my god, what fifty five?
Speaker 3 (17:18):
Yes, it's just pure.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Something really funny. My picks were between Jerry maguire and
Mars Attacks. So if I would have picked.
Speaker 4 (17:27):
I would have moved.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
You ever seen it? You would love you would love it.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Yeah, Tim burdon Mars attacks is so you would have
you guys watched it recently.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
It was ahead of its time. Watch it now.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
No, there is one scene I did see that thought
was really funny. It was like it cuts to just
randomly Godzilla attacking the city and it's just one of
the aliens just watching it.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Yeah, I'm telling you, guys, watch it now, ahead of it.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
Georgie of the Jungle is the worst one on that list.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Why you would know what the worst one on the
list is? The worst one in this list is usual Suspects.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Greg has selected Saving Private Ryan.
Speaker 4 (18:11):
That's a good one.
Speaker 3 (18:13):
I mean, that's it.
Speaker 2 (18:13):
It has a ninety four great movie.
Speaker 4 (18:17):
I don't think I've seen that because I know it's sad,
so I.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
Don't want to want that was so realistic.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
So I'll talk about in a second. But for and
Keaton's pick, he picked Home Alone.
Speaker 5 (18:31):
That's a good pick.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
I don't know, ninety four is tough to beat.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
This is gonna be tough to beat. Home Alone has
a sixty six.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
Wow, I didn't think.
Speaker 5 (18:43):
That was very like.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
I mean, it's a you know, it's a holiday classic.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Saving Private Ryan moves into the bracket there's no Christmas
movies on this damn break to be honest. So the
reason why I came up with the wild card list,
I was having trouble getting it down to the last movie.
I thought, the that's why I can decide the last movie.
So I had to take another movie out to do
the two wildcard spots. Saving Private Ryan was originally.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
On the list, as it should be.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
It's just the beginning scene alone.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
Yeah, I want to I want to watch that. They
had like veterans went and watched that and like I
had to leave the theater.
Speaker 4 (19:21):
From watching the movie.
Speaker 3 (19:22):
Yeah, it's so good, great acting.
Speaker 2 (19:29):
Well, let's see if it's vets Lever podcast. Let's see
what the fights are tonight.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
All right, there we go, first round.
Speaker 3 (19:38):
It will be.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
The Big Lebowski the dude bides versus.
Speaker 4 (19:48):
Oh no, this one's hard for me.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
This one's very hard for me versus the Mask.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
Oh no brainer? Smoking stop there?
Speaker 1 (20:02):
All right's go chick Chicken boom, chick chicky boom.
Speaker 4 (20:05):
Who wants to go first?
Speaker 1 (20:08):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
This one is so The Mask is one of my
least favorite Jim Carrey movies.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Seriously, Yeah, we should do a Jim Carrey bracket. Should
you should that be good?
Speaker 4 (20:24):
I'm going with the mask, of course you are.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
I don't really like the big lebo also.
Speaker 4 (20:29):
Have to go with the masks.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Like the movie.
Speaker 4 (20:31):
That's not at all what.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
I don't think it's honest, it's well, I'm just gonna say.
Speaker 4 (20:38):
I'm just gonna say it because.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
I don't like that should be on.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
I like somebody over here. I think the mask is
really funny. Jim Carrey actually.
Speaker 4 (20:50):
Did used do you?
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Did?
Speaker 2 (20:52):
You know they didn't use any CG for that movie. No,
Jim Carrey can just do all that ship shut the
fuck up. You know, you just go up on the
street and that's gonna do it. He'll do it for you.
Speaker 3 (21:03):
His head turns into a wolf and his heart beats
out of his ja.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (21:07):
No, he can do that. He can just do all
of that.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
Okay, overhead Rabies, how about it down?
Speaker 3 (21:15):
Over rated movie? Look, I'm wrote, I mean it's gonna win.
Speaker 4 (21:21):
I'm voting big Lebowski.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
So it's two D two yep, fuck man, big Lebowski
one of my favorite movies. Masks also one of my
favorite movies. Do the bydes Oh fuck? Why am I
The de sighting vote.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
On this, I mean best nineties movies. The Mask shouldn't
even be on the list. Just because you like it.
I love it doesn't make it a great movie.
Speaker 4 (21:54):
I don't like it.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
I love it.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
People like the movie.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Wait, hang, actually, let me check around the movies.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
Checked run SMA, Yeah eighty the Mask. Yeah. My vote
is the Big Lebowski.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
Good boy, that maybe.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
I mean, it's just objectively the better.
Speaker 4 (22:11):
Big also is an eighty.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
That's an eighty. Yeah, it should be higher.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
Than audience scores in ninety three.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Big Lebowski is a phenomenal movie, and it's hilarious Owen Brothers.
Speaker 5 (22:20):
I mean, that's definitely the better movie.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
What's in the What's in the briefcase? Walter? Dirty Undies?
Speaker 4 (22:25):
Dude, the Whites?
Speaker 1 (22:27):
The fuck does this have to do with? Norm Walter?
Quote that movie so much.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
We quoted every night at bowling League.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
All right, of course you do over the line, let's
see who's going bold with Lebowski in the next round.
Speaker 3 (22:41):
You're out of your own with Danny?
Speaker 1 (22:43):
How many times?
Speaker 3 (22:44):
Wait?
Speaker 1 (22:44):
When do we play? Donny? I don't roll on service.
Speaker 4 (22:49):
I said, who's going bald in the next round? That's
your cue? To spind the goddamn wheel.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
They're nihilist, dude, Oh don't don't dum will you quit
fucking putting your hand there so I can see that.
Speaker 1 (23:06):
Mm hmmm mm hmmm. Jurassic Park versus oh oh, Forrest Gump.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
Wow, that's ye. That might be the toughest match, the
toughest one so far of this bracket. That's that's not fair.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
Okay, do you want to go first on this one?
Speaker 4 (23:44):
This fucking sucks I or your hold fos for a second.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
The big part of the song sing writer, that's when yeah,
the long head, long neck have g reck, right, Chris,
I a bitch, he did it.
Speaker 4 (24:03):
I think I think I have to say Forrest Gump.
But it's so close.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
I mean, there's no wrong answer on this one.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
I'm going Jurassic Park. I mean, that's the Letterbox. When
we're talking letterbox top four movies, the Letterbox Matrix and
Drass Park are on that top four.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Well. I went Back in the Future, which did very
well in the radies bracket.
Speaker 4 (24:26):
Yeah, what's the fourth?
Speaker 1 (24:27):
Was the runner up?
Speaker 4 (24:28):
Oppenheim?
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Oppenheimery? What was it before Oppenheimer? Do you know Keaton? No,
it's on this list. So we'll get to it in
a little bit.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Oh wait, I know exactly what it is. I'm not
gonna say it, though, I'll say when we get to it.
Speaker 3 (24:40):
What's your uh, what's your vote?
Speaker 2 (24:42):
I'm voting in Jurassic Park. I think this, like the
visuals still really hold up super well. It's amazing, you know,
like thirty years later, it totally does because.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
It's mostly practical. They did a great job.
Speaker 4 (24:54):
Yeah, they got actual dinosaurs for that movie.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Yeah, but do you believe that Dyo DNA.
Speaker 4 (24:59):
Rec was a paid actor?
Speaker 3 (25:02):
He did, he did wear very well.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
That is one big palace ship.
Speaker 4 (25:07):
So who's voted so far?
Speaker 3 (25:09):
Is it?
Speaker 4 (25:10):
Everyone on this side of the table.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
I've ever done my Jeff Goldblum impression for you?
Speaker 4 (25:14):
Uh no, go for it.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
Uh uh I'm Jeff Cob.
Speaker 4 (25:20):
Wow that was really good?
Speaker 3 (25:21):
Thank you?
Speaker 5 (25:23):
All right, Okay, I'll go Jurassic Park.
Speaker 3 (25:26):
That wins.
Speaker 5 (25:27):
I literally watched Jurassic Park, one of the Jurassic Park movies,
once a month.
Speaker 3 (25:31):
She watches it more than I do.
Speaker 4 (25:33):
Well, okay, well, are you gonna vote.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
For I haven't seen the new the two newest ones yet.
Speaker 3 (25:37):
I haven't. I haven't seen the newest one.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
I haven't seen the third one of the Chris Pratt one.
Speaker 3 (25:42):
That one was okay. The one was the Scrouch or
Handsome one was supposed to be horrible, but I still
want to see it.
Speaker 5 (25:48):
The first one with Chris Pratt was good.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
The first one was.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
It reminds me of like Force Awakens. It sets up
something good, but then they just they just go off.
They don't go anywhere with The second.
Speaker 1 (25:59):
One is just the first one with Chris krat is
awesome because it's like the first time you see everything again.
That's it was that nostalgic factory Holy Ship and it's
still actually do like that movie. I actually really liked
that movie, but I hate Chris Pratt's voice in it.
He goes in and out of like a country twang accent,
like different times where he's talking normal and also next
saying he's talking like.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
This, yeah, Chris Pratt. I also voted for Jurassic Park.
Speaker 4 (26:25):
That should have been I couldn't see voting.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
I love Forrest Cup is this big Brother pity vote.
Speaker 5 (26:34):
That's that's another one.
Speaker 3 (26:37):
That's one of those one of those movies.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
It's like a box of chocolate. You never know what
you're gonna find, like a giant dinosaur.
Speaker 5 (26:44):
You never know what you're gonna get.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
He said, a giant dinosaur.
Speaker 5 (26:49):
Jurassic Park could get a giant dinosaur?
Speaker 3 (26:52):
Where I want one?
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Where can we get one?
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Who has a mosquito? And dino DNA?
Speaker 3 (26:58):
Dino DNA.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Was ron and we all just agreed. Jane was a bitch.
Speaker 4 (27:06):
Actually, you know, I actually was.
Speaker 1 (27:08):
Arguably probably the worst movie character of all time.
Speaker 2 (27:11):
She was horrible. You know, I actually was looking into
getting a dinosaur from Matthew Broderick, but when I got
it was this weird mune iguana thing that just breathed
fire fire.
Speaker 3 (27:22):
What the fuck are you tzi? I always forget about
that movie, which.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Could probably also be on the worst movies Brickets ever
being honesty. Matthew Broderick, Yeah, yeah, he's in that.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
He's the main character that was the one that did
the rage. Did a song for that, didn't they?
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Maybe it was the one with puff Daddy covered like
that Led Zeppelin song.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Oh you just reminded me of something really funny that
happened earlier today.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
Tell us.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
I was playing Apples Apples with a couple of classmates. Okay,
I'll explain it this game. The game is basically like
a dumbed down version of Cards against Humanity. Get a
card has a word on it, and to find a
card that matches that word, you think will.
Speaker 4 (28:03):
Be the funniest. And somebody pulled a card as simply
just said poff daddy on it. And as soon as
we saw the teacher was.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Like, yeah, give me that, You're not using that one.
Speaker 4 (28:16):
Yeah, I was like, oh, okay, taking that.
Speaker 3 (28:20):
One out.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
All right, right for the next round. As Jassic Park
moves on.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
Yeah, I also get in the bracket.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
Terminator to judgment Day versus.
Speaker 4 (28:44):
Oh, this is gonna be tough, I think for Keating.
Speaker 1 (28:49):
Versus Aladdin.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
Oh this is a no brainer.
Speaker 5 (28:54):
Okay, Wait, which one's terminator too?
Speaker 1 (28:56):
The sequel?
Speaker 2 (29:00):
The good one, isn't that the one with like the lava.
Speaker 3 (29:05):
With the T one thousand?
Speaker 5 (29:07):
He's like, he's like good now right Yeah?
Speaker 1 (29:10):
John Connor, uh, the dad from Peacemaker. Remember he's he's the.
Speaker 3 (29:16):
It's the best Erma.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Robert Patrick, Rodger Patrick, he's in. He's great in peace Maker.
Speaker 3 (29:23):
He has a great he's a great follow on Instagram.
He's a big biker.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
Yeah, he just went to like sturges.
Speaker 3 (29:31):
Yeah, yeah, he's it's a cool follow.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
Yeah, he's great and peace maker.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
He's great and everything.
Speaker 5 (29:37):
What's against again?
Speaker 3 (29:38):
What Aladdin? I'll go first? Terminator Too.
Speaker 4 (29:44):
I'll go second Aladdin.
Speaker 2 (29:47):
Damn you wanna did you already explain why?
Speaker 3 (29:50):
Or it's just a much better movie.
Speaker 1 (29:55):
Germinator Too is like, arguably one of the greatest sequels
ever made a movie history.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
So will you get pissed off of my vote for Aladdin?
Speaker 4 (30:02):
No to your vote, I'm over Aladdin.
Speaker 2 (30:04):
And then here's why I actually need to rewatch this movie.
Actually again, we're in the Lion King. The music, animation
is really good, but god, I think what really gives
it for this movie is Robin Williams.
Speaker 4 (30:16):
I agree, Ron Williams is amazing in that movie.
Speaker 3 (30:19):
Aladdin. I love Aladdin, but Terminator two is kind of
awesome movie.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
I'll go next.
Speaker 4 (30:30):
What's the score right now? Won Aladdin?
Speaker 1 (30:33):
I'm gona vote T two? Terminator to Josh Day. That
movie is great. The movie is phenomenal. First time I
watched that we were on we were driving to Florida.
We were watching it on my PlayStation portals. First time
I ever watched that movie PlayStation actually the most random,
and we were we were wondering why the sound wasn't working.
I'm like, yeah, the sounds being weird, and I realized
that we didn't plug the headphone jack in all the way.
(30:56):
I actually saw that twenty minutes like fun.
Speaker 3 (30:59):
I saw two at the theater.
Speaker 4 (31:01):
Are you old?
Speaker 3 (31:02):
Yep?
Speaker 5 (31:04):
This is hard.
Speaker 3 (31:04):
So that's what.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
You're the deciding. I feel like you're always the decider.
Speaker 5 (31:09):
For these, not always a decider like.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
You should watch that soon. I really we.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
Could watch Aladdin too.
Speaker 5 (31:17):
I love Tormador too. But what I said previously, Robin
Williams is one of my absolute all time favorites, and
I love, love loved him as the genie. So Aladdin, God.
Speaker 1 (31:34):
Is out in the first round.
Speaker 3 (31:36):
By Aladdin, that's gonna be that's a huge upset.
Speaker 5 (31:42):
I told you that many movies with Robin Williams like
beat it for me, I don't know. I guess we'll
find out.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
Okay, that's three animated movies on the second round.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
Cartoons, Well, shut the fuck up.
Speaker 3 (31:57):
Next.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
I can't believe I don't right, here we go next,
next movie.
Speaker 4 (32:05):
Look.
Speaker 3 (32:08):
Banger, Here we go.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
Versus, Oh, here we go, Here we go?
Speaker 3 (32:16):
Everybody get up.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
It's time to slam. Now. We got our real jam
going now. Welcome to the Space Jam.
Speaker 4 (32:27):
I'm assuming this was in your top four before Oppenheimer.
Speaker 1 (32:30):
No oh it wasn't. No.
Speaker 3 (32:32):
Space Jam is not a perfect movie.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Get out of here. It's it's it's still it's gonna be.
It's on one of these movies we're coming up.
Speaker 5 (32:41):
I have to eat my words right now because I
love rowand Williams. I'm not a huge Hook fan.
Speaker 3 (32:49):
Fuck off, it's one of his best movies.
Speaker 5 (32:52):
I disagree.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
You want you want me to be completely honest here,
and I'm about to blow your mind.
Speaker 3 (32:57):
Never seen Hook, You're missing out.
Speaker 1 (32:59):
I have ever seen House.
Speaker 3 (33:01):
It's a it's a good Dustin Hoffman as Captain Hook
is fucking great.
Speaker 4 (33:09):
Oh my god, we really have Space Jam going around two.
Is this really happening right now?
Speaker 3 (33:15):
I mean I assume so. I'm so because you three
idiots are going to vote for it. Go vote the road.
I vote for Hook.
Speaker 2 (33:24):
So okay, hold on, make sure you don't hurt nobody
Space right now?
Speaker 4 (33:32):
Hey, dj up, Oh, it's a score. It's it's up
to you.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
Keaton, I didn't vote.
Speaker 3 (33:42):
He marked you down for Space.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
Maybe there's a wrestler name Hooked. I was gonna maybe
vote for hook that way. Okay, yeah, I'm voting for
space Cham.
Speaker 4 (33:55):
You were going to vote Space Jam.
Speaker 3 (33:59):
So who didn't vote?
Speaker 4 (34:00):
I don't yet.
Speaker 3 (34:01):
We'll just fucking get it over with.
Speaker 4 (34:03):
You haven't even seen it, you're gonna. I know, I
watched it with you when I was like eight.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
Do you remember it.
Speaker 2 (34:08):
Aside from the bangering thing?
Speaker 1 (34:10):
Not really?
Speaker 3 (34:11):
All right?
Speaker 5 (34:12):
Yeah, Julia Roberts even like Julia Roberts.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
Like, I don't like her either, Bob, I get it great, cast,
I love you, but.
Speaker 4 (34:26):
I gotta give it a space Yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
Yes, it's such an absolutely so happy Space Jams move
into the second round. Went let mex went hear me out.
Speaker 3 (34:37):
It's kind of nothing you can say, just shut up?
Speaker 4 (34:40):
Can I know, explain?
Speaker 5 (34:41):
We have to explain. It's okay, explain ignoring your father.
Speaker 2 (34:45):
So you know how I would describe Gremlin's like a duology,
is like an acid trip movie that's kind of similar
to Space Jam. And we're said, it's so such a
weird concept that it works.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
It was phenomenal and it was fucking massive.
Speaker 2 (34:59):
Someone at w he saw these weird air Jordan corses.
They were doing like with the Looney Tunes. They're like,
let's make that a full I think that's a movie.
Speaker 4 (35:08):
That's exactly how it happened.
Speaker 2 (35:10):
Jordan's so weird.
Speaker 4 (35:11):
Michael Jordan hasn't played basketball.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
With the Looney Tunes. They become slaves to Danny de
Vito Alien and his six Flags. We're gonna ask planet
and there's a sexy Lulla bunny.
Speaker 4 (35:23):
It's such a Bunker's movie.
Speaker 1 (35:26):
We all know the plot's most loved actor says one
of the funniest lines.
Speaker 4 (35:32):
He was in that. Oh, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 3 (35:36):
Let's go pulls.
Speaker 4 (35:38):
I don't know Dan Accord was in this picture.
Speaker 3 (35:43):
Next, Oh fuck.
Speaker 2 (35:44):
Next round's gonna have Aladdin versus Space jam fuck me.
Speaker 4 (35:49):
Next up we have pulp fiction.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
Pulp fiction. Realized I wasn't talking to the mic.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
Versus I see it now versus oh, I saw it.
Speaker 1 (36:01):
The Iron Giant, which Iron Giant is considered one of
the greatest animated movies ever made.
Speaker 3 (36:10):
Tricia, it's a cartoon.
Speaker 1 (36:13):
Cartoon like people, that to be the perfect movie.
Speaker 4 (36:17):
I like to watch Iron Giant.
Speaker 1 (36:19):
Have you never seen The Iron Giant? No watch movies
that'sought you watched school, you've never seen the Iron Giant.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
That is literally like I thought you liked Iron Giant.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
Iron Giant is literally like by critics and like people
like on letterbox and Rotsmatoes like top of the list,
like perfect movie, Great.
Speaker 3 (36:38):
Let's vote. I'm going pulp fiction for you to say something.
Speaker 5 (36:46):
I don't think i've seen Iron Giant. Yes you have
with you, Yes, but I don't remember it with the
Oh my god, yeah, I thought I know what the
Giant looks like. I don't remember what happens in it though.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
Oh my god. The whole movie is like about like
everybody hating him, but he's like a gentle giant. Like
the whole thing is about like treating people like you
don't like bulth fiction, super sad movie, but the animation
and it's like phenomical.
Speaker 2 (37:12):
I don't know what to.
Speaker 5 (37:13):
Pick because I'm not a huge Tarantino fan, so I
don't live.
Speaker 2 (37:17):
Vin Diesel as a giant, right, Yeah, yeah, forgot that.
It's like one of his first movies, number Iron Giant.
Speaker 5 (37:25):
So what do I pick?
Speaker 3 (37:27):
Well, that's what we're waiting to find out.
Speaker 1 (37:29):
And he was in multi verses.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
Yeah, I was gonna say, the only reason I know
about Iron Giant was because he was.
Speaker 1 (37:34):
In that You need to watch that movie.
Speaker 3 (37:35):
I will, but actually you should watch it tonight.
Speaker 4 (37:38):
Can I go another tangent about that game? Because I
love it to bits?
Speaker 2 (37:40):
Before he got shut down, I'm sure Iron Giant was
so funny the game isn't because he was like three
times the size out of every other character in a game.
He constantly dominated matches, and like when they relatched it,
what's so funny? He was so bugged that they had
to take him out of the game for like a week.
Speaker 4 (37:59):
Just so they can fix.
Speaker 3 (38:00):
So he was like a giant.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
Yeah, and he was Iron whoa think like Iron? Speaking
of Iron, watch the Iron clock times bigger.
Speaker 3 (38:10):
I'm probably gonna watch It's not.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
You honestly should it's a depressing movie. You will, It's
right up your alley. Geel moore Son is in the movie,
which one the oldest MJF. He's in it for like
really a split second, an extra.
Speaker 2 (38:26):
Realizing guess we're talking about. Do I just bite the
bowl and vote Iron Giant. I'm probably just gonna do that.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
What's the vote right now?
Speaker 4 (38:33):
One one for sure?
Speaker 2 (38:36):
I don't know, but let's get back to you. I
think I've seen Iron Giant, but I didn't like because
it was so sad.
Speaker 4 (38:44):
I'm gonna have a.
Speaker 2 (38:45):
Pulp fiction that's not sad at all.
Speaker 5 (38:48):
Pulp fiction.
Speaker 4 (38:50):
I mean it's not happy.
Speaker 2 (38:53):
Yeah, it's it's like Iron Giants, like Fox and the Hound.
Speaker 4 (38:55):
That's like so sad. I don't want to watch it.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
It is a very sad movie. I'm also voting for pulp.
Speaker 3 (39:02):
Fiction, Tricia, your vote doesn't come.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
Yeah, okay, good Giants.
Speaker 5 (39:07):
I don't remember what like the Iron Giant. I don't
watch it again. Okay, fine, Iron Giant there, thank you.
Speaker 1 (39:14):
I can't let you remember that movie. That's such a
good movie.
Speaker 4 (39:17):
Moved on.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
I got to bring it into uh school in second
grade and we watched it and this Taylor was like,
I'm so happy you brought this movie and everybody should
watch this movie. So I'm gonna make this admission to
show everybody this movie this every year, like I know,
I know.
Speaker 4 (39:31):
They kept that.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
And then in high school, I brought a Night at
the Rocksburys. Our teacher was didn't show up the class
one day because he was drunk and hungover. So we
were watching it at the Roxbury and class that was great.
Speaker 4 (39:41):
So the question is pulp fiction. What's it? What piece
of fiction would beat into a blight?
Speaker 3 (39:49):
Pulp Let's find out.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
That mean, go to the next one.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
No, and then go to the toilet and take a ship. Yes,
and then go the next one.
Speaker 1 (40:03):
Next up, we have heat versus.
Speaker 3 (40:11):
There's no verses.
Speaker 4 (40:13):
There's always a verses.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
Versus. One of my favorite movies, and I know this
is gonna lose here versus clueless.
Speaker 3 (40:21):
Get the fuck out of here?
Speaker 2 (40:23):
Wait, wait, which one's heat?
Speaker 3 (40:26):
The neuro Paccino Valkilmer.
Speaker 5 (40:30):
Okay, I mean I don't remember that movie.
Speaker 6 (40:32):
It's a phenomenal movie. Luis is the name, as have
you never seen Clue as Keaton.
Speaker 3 (40:44):
Natalie Portman watch more movies as a kid or like
a young teenager. It's said as.
Speaker 4 (40:53):
A kid because I almost did something that I glad
I did.
Speaker 1 (40:57):
Pain is the cop and he's trying to figure out
like and de Niro and.
Speaker 4 (41:02):
Al Pacino and valcl Holy ship.
Speaker 3 (41:05):
It's the it's that street shootouts scene. It's like considered
one of like the greatest supposedly like military use it
for like showing how to do proper weapons.
Speaker 1 (41:19):
Handling, and granted, thought of four has like you can
replay that scene in that video game that.
Speaker 3 (41:25):
That valcilmer is.
Speaker 1 (41:27):
That scene is awesome.
Speaker 3 (41:29):
It's oh my god, I'm gonna watch tonight. I actually
I just rewatched it like two months ago.
Speaker 1 (41:34):
We watched it a few months ago, right before he died.
Speaker 3 (41:36):
I think we were talking about it. I think that's
when I watched it right after he died.
Speaker 1 (41:41):
I think we literally watched it like two weeks before
he died.
Speaker 3 (41:43):
I watched it like the week after. No Brainer, Heat.
I mean, if this isn't a sweep y'all.
Speaker 2 (41:54):
Are tell win right here right now?
Speaker 3 (41:56):
And it should.
Speaker 1 (41:57):
I'm voting Clueless.
Speaker 3 (41:59):
Shut up, I am.
Speaker 1 (42:00):
Cluis is one of like in my top ten all
time favorite movies. I love that movie.
Speaker 4 (42:04):
Seriously down all right?
Speaker 3 (42:06):
What I love Clueless?
Speaker 1 (42:09):
As if.
Speaker 3 (42:13):
We're just going off of films, it's.
Speaker 5 (42:15):
I don't remember Heat, So how am I supposed to pick?
Speaker 4 (42:20):
Don't make me.
Speaker 5 (42:23):
Clueless?
Speaker 2 (42:24):
No?
Speaker 3 (42:24):
If he loses the Clueless, this whole bracket is fucking stupid,
and I'm going home the cast.
Speaker 4 (42:31):
I will get. I will get it to Heat simply
because you got Pacino.
Speaker 3 (42:34):
And a Nero exactly.
Speaker 1 (42:36):
I was going to vote for Heat because I knew
he was gonna win. I thought I may have voted
for cluss. I thought I was giving the pity vote.
But then she voted clueless.
Speaker 5 (42:43):
I was like, oh no, I don't remember similar similar.
Speaker 3 (42:47):
That's great.
Speaker 5 (42:48):
I don't remember it at all. I have to watch
it again.
Speaker 3 (42:49):
I guess, yeah, watch it to right. She was drinking.
I put my arm down.
Speaker 1 (42:55):
Sorry, fine, fine, what a jerk. I didn't do that.
A person I know so heat moves on barely.
Speaker 3 (43:03):
That's ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (43:05):
No, Clueless is a great movie.
Speaker 3 (43:07):
Cluless isn't even a real movie.
Speaker 5 (43:10):
It's a fake movie.
Speaker 1 (43:11):
How is it a fake movie?
Speaker 3 (43:13):
Is it?
Speaker 4 (43:16):
Which is like white.
Speaker 1 (43:19):
Silverstone? But she was just in something I've never seen clueless.
You've never seen clueless?
Speaker 5 (43:26):
What now, don't make that face?
Speaker 4 (43:27):
What your favorite movies?
Speaker 5 (43:28):
Just bring it on? So you can't like make a
face about Clueless.
Speaker 1 (43:31):
I've never never seen Clueless. No, that's one of my
favorite movies.
Speaker 5 (43:35):
That's better than bringing on.
Speaker 4 (43:37):
Okay, okay, I disagree, bringing shut off?
Speaker 1 (43:41):
Sit back left, all right, here we go. Scream motherfucker.
Speaker 4 (43:51):
First?
Speaker 3 (43:52):
Oh no, scream screams overrated.
Speaker 1 (43:55):
But the first one's versus clerks.
Speaker 3 (44:03):
It's a tough one.
Speaker 4 (44:04):
I looked at what's the left. Oh, this last one's
gonna be.
Speaker 1 (44:09):
I'm gonna go first, and I'm gonna say Clerks because
I'm not a big horror film person.
Speaker 5 (44:15):
Scream is good, but Clerks is better.
Speaker 1 (44:18):
I'm going with my favorite horror movie of all time, Scream,
even though Clerks is phenomenal. But Scream is one of
I mean, it's the best horror movie you ever made
because it makes fun of tropes, makes fun of horror
tropes throughout the whole movie, and it becomes that exact
horror trope. It's the best.
Speaker 3 (44:36):
It's yes, it's very meta. We get it.
Speaker 4 (44:38):
I know.
Speaker 2 (44:39):
I didn't vote Side of the Lambs because I didn't.
Speaker 1 (44:43):
You need to watch Scream. You watch all these movies.
Speaker 2 (44:45):
If we are having tonight, if we are having a
horror movie in like further this bracket, I will get.
Speaker 1 (44:51):
It to Scream.
Speaker 3 (44:51):
We can do a horror movie bracket for a Halloween.
Speaker 4 (44:55):
You need to watch them before we do it.
Speaker 2 (44:57):
Though, Keiths, we got all of September. We sort of
watched Friday the thirteenth.
Speaker 3 (45:01):
That was good.
Speaker 5 (45:02):
I will not watch horror movies with you guys, So
should watch.
Speaker 1 (45:05):
The Scream movies.
Speaker 3 (45:06):
Shut up.
Speaker 1 (45:10):
Stop, hey Alexa, why did it do that?
Speaker 5 (45:16):
Anyways?
Speaker 4 (45:17):
Stop she's always listening.
Speaker 3 (45:21):
Yep, you need to get that bitch on her control.
Speaker 4 (45:24):
Anyway.
Speaker 1 (45:26):
Scream is Scream one and two two I almost like
better than one. Normally, horse sequels aren't good. Scream has
good horse sequels. Scream has good sequels.
Speaker 5 (45:38):
What is it against?
Speaker 1 (45:39):
What? Scream against Clerks?
Speaker 5 (45:41):
I'm going Clerks?
Speaker 2 (45:42):
Oh too too, Greg Clerks Mad?
Speaker 1 (45:51):
Oh my god?
Speaker 3 (45:53):
That started the vis Q universe.
Speaker 1 (45:56):
It's I mean, yeah, it's Clerks is great. All these
movies are in like they're like most of these movies
are my favorite movies of all time. So but fuck
Scream getting out in the first round, that one hurts.
Speaker 4 (46:11):
I don't think it's gonna be the biggest heartbreak for
you tonight.
Speaker 1 (46:15):
I will be shocked if Saving Private Ryan moves on
against Wayne's World.
Speaker 4 (46:21):
Here we go?
Speaker 5 (46:23):
Is that where we are right now.
Speaker 1 (46:24):
Is that we're on the final one for this one,
Saving Private Ryan.
Speaker 3 (46:30):
Let's let's keep emotions out of this.
Speaker 1 (46:33):
I don't think I'm gonna be heartbroken. I think somebody
else over here is gonna be heartbroken up.
Speaker 3 (46:38):
If you even want to think that Wayne's World is
a better film than Saving Private Ryan. You don't know
what the fuck films are. We're talking about how many
oscars do that thing fucking win and get nominated for?
And then you got some fucking.
Speaker 1 (46:55):
How many movie awards?
Speaker 3 (46:57):
Was? You have some fucking jerk off Canadian and a
fucking swing. It's a funny movie. It's nothing like fucking
Saving Private fucking Ryan Stream. What of Spielberg's fucking best
And you're gonna give me fucking Nora e Fron remember
(47:18):
the fuck directed fucking folks, Buddy trust a girl? Fuck off?
Speaker 1 (47:25):
And with that being said, I will vote for Wayne's World.
Speaker 3 (47:29):
Well, g what am I voting for?
Speaker 2 (47:31):
One vote for Wayne's World, one for Private Ryan Keton?
Speaker 1 (47:35):
What are you voting for?
Speaker 4 (47:36):
Why do I have to? Okay?
Speaker 1 (47:39):
Which one have you seen?
Speaker 4 (47:40):
I've watched Wayne's World. What I cannot deny.
Speaker 3 (47:45):
Uh, it can't be fucking movie.
Speaker 4 (47:48):
I cannot deny it an snl skit.
Speaker 2 (47:50):
Let me finish, let him finish, not deny the impact
that I feel like Saving Prider Ryan had.
Speaker 1 (48:00):
On Wayne's World.
Speaker 4 (48:01):
Not even no, uh, because it Waysville is funny.
Speaker 3 (48:11):
I'll that it is funny.
Speaker 4 (48:15):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (48:18):
Like, that's an't that's like a movie I know I
need to watch at least once in my life.
Speaker 3 (48:23):
We'll watch it tonight.
Speaker 1 (48:23):
Like, part of me is leaning well Winsorld.
Speaker 4 (48:25):
Does it have to be the night?
Speaker 3 (48:27):
No, that's just my joke.
Speaker 2 (48:30):
Part of me, honestly is leaning towards Private Ryan. I'm
gonna be so real.
Speaker 1 (48:34):
God, So you're just saying that because of the speech
that he just gave it because.
Speaker 5 (48:39):
He's a bully.
Speaker 3 (48:42):
I didn't bully anybody. I just said why I'm voting.
Speaker 4 (48:44):
I'm just saying, if.
Speaker 2 (48:45):
We're going through the best of the best and we're
looking at a movie that's one like it was like
on multiple like Academy Awards, I think that speaks for itself.
Speaker 3 (48:53):
You know, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (48:56):
It's just your opinion.
Speaker 2 (48:58):
It's whatever you like better. I just feel like Ryan
kind of deserves to be more.
Speaker 1 (49:04):
Further on the.
Speaker 3 (49:07):
Katie, No, sure, next, you're not the deciding vote.
Speaker 5 (49:12):
On this Wayne's World.
Speaker 4 (49:15):
I don't want to be the deciding How do you pick.
Speaker 3 (49:18):
Wayne's World over Saving Private Life?
Speaker 1 (49:21):
Son?
Speaker 3 (49:21):
That's because.
Speaker 4 (49:24):
A movie vote against that movie.
Speaker 3 (49:26):
Because we're voting movies, not Oh, I had a great
memory of this from when I was younger.
Speaker 4 (49:31):
Like his whole childhood.
Speaker 5 (49:33):
Look at the boys on the floor.
Speaker 3 (49:35):
That doesn't make the movie.
Speaker 5 (49:38):
I love the movie. I'm not a huge war.
Speaker 3 (49:41):
You wanted to know what was going to cause the divorce,
this might be it.
Speaker 5 (49:47):
Yes, Saving Private Ryan is an excellent movie.
Speaker 3 (49:50):
Hey, it's not a movie, it's a film. Wayne's World
is a movie.
Speaker 4 (49:54):
Wait listen, listen.
Speaker 2 (49:55):
When you're in court in deciding who gets to on
certain days, remember who voted Private Ryan?
Speaker 5 (50:00):
So what does that mean you want to go with
him more than me.
Speaker 4 (50:05):
I'm just saying.
Speaker 5 (50:08):
They always stick together. It's always the two.
Speaker 3 (50:10):
By the time we get to court, you'll be old
enough and it won't even matter. There will be no
I just live you.
Speaker 4 (50:16):
I live Todd.
Speaker 3 (50:17):
He picked me, Katie. Go ahead.
Speaker 2 (50:22):
I know I'm not following your footsteps living in the
grandmother's basement.
Speaker 1 (50:26):
I did that for you, you asshole.
Speaker 2 (50:28):
I did that so I didn't take your room away.
Speaker 1 (50:33):
I did that for you. That's how you repaid me.
I didn't want to take your them away. I was
nice to be you. I took a sacrifice, and man,
I took a sacrifice for you.
Speaker 4 (50:47):
But still you choose Grandma's basements for you, so you
didn't have to lose your game room went anywhere else?
Speaker 3 (50:56):
Katie, Katie, what's your vote?
Speaker 1 (50:59):
Was there enough?
Speaker 3 (51:04):
I wish I've seen Save in Private Private, Ryan?
Speaker 2 (51:07):
Oh No, And I want to vote for it because
I know it's probably the better movie.
Speaker 3 (51:13):
I know that, but I can't he saw it.
Speaker 2 (51:16):
I know I have to vote for Wayne's World. I'm leaving.
Speaker 3 (51:22):
These votes are fucking ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (51:29):
Out the door, Holy Ship, where is he going?
Speaker 1 (51:33):
No?
Speaker 4 (51:34):
Come back, dude, mother, motherfucker.
Speaker 1 (51:40):
Oh man, I can't.
Speaker 4 (51:42):
Wait to recap this next time.
Speaker 1 (51:45):
Go ahead and recap it now, all right?
Speaker 2 (51:48):
So Big Lebowski vers The Mess Clabowski one, three to two.
Jurassic Park versus Forrest Gum Jurassic Park one, four to one.
T two versus a add Aladdin won three to two.
Space Jam versus Hook. Space Jam won three to two.
Pulp Fiction versus The Iron Giant. Pulp Fiction won three
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to two. Heat versus Clueless. Heat won three to two.
Speaker 4 (52:16):
I'm getting tired of those two damn numbers.
Speaker 2 (52:20):
Scream versus Clerks Kirk. Clerks won three to two. Wade's
World Private, Ryan, Wade's World three to two, what is it?
The three and two is here, folks.
Speaker 1 (52:31):
Here we go? Where the next move?
Speaker 3 (52:33):
There?
Speaker 1 (52:33):
The next episode?
Speaker 3 (52:34):
Part three?
Speaker 1 (52:36):
The Sweet sixteen? What are the matchups for the Sweet sixteen?
Speaker 4 (52:41):
We have Goodwill Haunting versus Goodfellas, Big Leboscu versus Jurassic Park,
The Matrix versus Toy Story, Aladdin versus Space Jam, Fight
Club versus Lion King, Full Fiction versus Heats Men in
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Black versus Point Break, and Clerks versus Wayne's World. We'll
see you next time on the third one, The Search
for More Money.
Speaker 1 (53:19):
The Search for More I didn't get the end there.
Speaker 4 (53:28):
Spaceballs.
Speaker 1 (53:29):
Oh it's eight.
Speaker 4 (53:31):
I know, I just wanted to reference it.
Speaker 2 (53:33):
That's fair, It's Spaceballs.
Speaker 1 (53:35):
Well are you ready for?
Speaker 3 (53:39):
What the fuck's the point nowe of you know how
to fucking vote for good films?
Speaker 1 (53:43):
Clearly we did. This is opinion based not on what's
the better film.
Speaker 3 (53:47):
You fucking took a FUDA film Saturday Night Live sketch.
We voted against one of the greatest films ever made.
Speaker 1 (53:59):
That almost lost in the wild card by the way
to Mars Attacks.
Speaker 3 (54:03):
Well again, I'm in a room with a bunch of
fucking morons.
Speaker 2 (54:07):
You know, I gotta say, I feel like this whole
situation would have been different if you just decided to
fucking put Batman and Robin on here.
Speaker 3 (54:14):
Against way, the listeners are gonna agree with me on this.
Speaker 1 (54:16):
I don't I mean that. Yeah, the listener is gonna
be laughing at this. It's gonna be great.
Speaker 3 (54:20):
It's a joke.
Speaker 1 (54:22):
Great content, great content, well anyway, for Keaton, for Greg,
for Tricia and Kknakely, this has been offended, presented by
the Anything for Credible Network and just Cobba's clothing.
Speaker 3 (54:37):
Just crack a beer and we will see you guys
next week for part three, the finale of the nineties
movie Bracket.
Speaker 4 (54:48):
Nineties franchise needs to be a trilogy.
Speaker 1 (54:50):
That everything that has the beginning has an.
Speaker 4 (54:53):
End more than if you go doing the fourth point.
It's not gonna work. A stick of a trilogy, complete
a trilogy.
Speaker 3 (55:00):
What are you guys doing?
Speaker 1 (55:01):
From us?
Speaker 3 (55:02):
A card in.
Speaker 4 (55:07):
A stretch?
Speaker 2 (55:08):
Cut your stop, Chris lacious, system.
Speaker 4 (55:19):
Lacks.
Speaker 6 (55:21):
They don't know what you'll do in
Speaker 3 (55:25):
Umus be gods, ll stop