February 19, 2024 • 23 mins
It's Monday Feb 19th on Offended. Topics: - Song of the Day - Synthetic Sun - Dead Weight - Madem Web - Harry Potter on HBO - Heel The Rock is Back - NHL Marketing Outdoor Games - St. Louis Blues - Funny PSA - ChatGPT Writes a Great Screenplay
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's Monday, February nineteenth, and Morgan is offended by a
certain wig. This is Offended, presented by the Anything pre
Credible Network and Cove's Clothing. Happy Monday, everybody, It's offended.
(00:35):
Boy oh boy. I'm recording this on a Sunday. I've
been on a like a three day bender. I'm a
little tired of exhausted. I have a little glass day
of raspberry chapultle wine. It's actually really fucking good. Take
a little step again. Yep, really good. Still really good.
That's really good. Recording this on a Sunday without football
(00:59):
really fucking sucks. But you know what, there's an NHL
outdoor game today. Had no fucking idea about it because
the NHL sucks in marketing. We'll get into that in
a little bit, but first, but first, it's time for
your song of the day. And on Friday we had
Synthetic Sun, and on Monday we're gonna have Synthetic Son again.
It's their new single called dead Weight, and we're gonna
play it in its entirety again right here on the
(01:21):
fended right now. Synthetic Son, this is dead Weight.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Sty be a little patient, mean, you know, it's really
not as god as sea.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
He did.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
I don't really want to jump to street.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
I just need a little comic.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
I couldn't tell you what that actually means.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
It just seems like about expressing, falling and out dreams
so soon you can't tell him sleep.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
Take you trading on last? Yeah, well this is the
firsting as last. Yet it's a difficulty mad by lot beget.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Last, yes too, man, this bartyessy on this supred. It's
a little bit harsh.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
It don't know where I didn't didn't start. So stop you,
right daddy, because.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
You treats who are around like you got your count
of space shoot, curse out your trolling tay watch him
all dispers picking, cown on you, end all people you
so count you bless its it little on it or
(03:33):
you're sady that body sady. You never be seeing the
test soppy county and I probably.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
So objected to so daddy kid, you're the what dot
starting here?
Speaker 1 (03:49):
He say you're trying on last?
Speaker 4 (03:52):
Yes when it's a birding. Also that sat it doesn't
when Andy.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Wid And that was Synthetic Son's brand new song Deadweight,
available on all streaming platforms right now. And this Saturday,
February twenty fourth, since Synthetic Sun will be playing at
(04:39):
Lucas Schoolhouse at twelve to twenty Allen Avenue. They will
be playing alongside Still in Oakwood Grove. Tickets are ten
dollars at the door. Doors open at seven thirty. The
show starts at eight thirty. Synthetics Son this Saturday night,
February twenty fourth at Lucas Schoolhouse twelve to twenty Allen Avenue,
Saint Louis, Missouri. And again that song was called Deadweight.
Go check them out now on all stream platforms where
(05:01):
we get your music. All right, let's get into it.
This past weekend, Madam Webb was released in theaters, and
myle my, it is being held as one of the
worst movies ever made. It is being described that it's
so bad that you should probably go see this movie
because it's that bad. I am very intrigued on seeing
(05:22):
this just because of how bad it is it. I mean,
I thought you couldn't get any worse with like Batman
Robin or like Mobius, but it seems like apparently you can.
And Madam Webb, I think, currently has a fourteen percent
on Rotten Tomatoes right now, One of my favorite reviews
I've saw so far was Jeff d Low from Barstool
Sports saying he was speechless after the movie because he
(05:44):
can't believe what he had just watched and that he
wants to go watch it again because it's that bad.
It's that bad movie I saw. I turned on a
five minute clip of this movie the other day, and
let me tell you, I turned it off minute it.
It's horrible. It's fucking bad. It's really fucking bad. I
(06:05):
don't know. I don't understand how these movies get made.
It's clearly just a cash grab from Sony. They want
to just make money, you know. They want to keep
that Spider Man ip. They don't want to sell it
back to Marvel, even though I wish they would. But man, like, Sony,
please stop making movies. Please not making all movies, but
please stop making Spider Man movies. Please stop making anything
(06:28):
related to Spider Man unless it's the cartoon, unless it's
like Across the Universe and all that, because those are awesome,
or the video game. The video games are great. I
wish they could sign a deal with Marvel and be like,
Marvel's only allowed to make movies. But you guys can
keep the IP for video games and like cartoons. That's
all I would let Sony do. Stop making movies, get
(06:49):
venom in the MCU do all that. Get the fuck
away from the Spider Man universe. Though, for the love
of God, Sony, please stop touching anything Spider Man related.
They keep using this outdated formula from two thousand and
three that just it barely worked then and it doesn't
work now. I mean, I even I know a lot
of people know this, but if you're listening to this,
(07:10):
you listen to our show for one the first time.
I fucking hate the Tobe McGuire Spider Man's I think
they suck. I think he just cries the whole time
Spider Man, and it might be alburs And then all
of a sudden he's like, you know what, I changed
Fuck it, I changed my mind. I actually I want
to be Spider Man again. And he's like, oh shit,
I got webs again. It's like, no, stupid, and everyone's like,
(07:30):
it's such a good movie. It's such a good movie.
It's about you know, making choices in life, Like yeah,
I can make any movie like that. It's not a
good movie. Spider Man two is not a good movie. No,
the first three Spider Mans are not good movies. None
of them are good. And I will fight anybody in
a video game. Uh if they disagree with me, so
(07:50):
fuck off. But yeah, Madam Webb, one of the worst
movies ever made. Apparently, can't wait see it all right.
Next topic, it was announced that the Harry Potter TV
show That's Gonna be on Max and HBO will be
seven seasons, each season representing one of the books. Obviously
it's gonna go in order. I love this idea. I've
(08:11):
actually had this idea for years that I always wished
that like HBO or somebody would take like Batman for
an example, make every like every season is a different
villain and it just each season culminates at the end
of like the arcing story of that villain's like story. Basically,
(08:31):
I think it'd be such a cool idea, especially if
they did it with Batman. Each season different villain. Then
you bring in Joker and like season three, but he
like stays on the whole show for like the whole time,
and if it's a successful show, you can do a
spin off of like Batman beyond Afterwards you have the
last season, have be Baine and have Baine break Batman's back.
So many things you can do. But I love this
(08:52):
idea that Harry Piter's actually taking that idea and running
with it. It's gonna be great. It's gonna work, and
I can't believe like other like, we haven't seen like
any superhero shows that like do this. I feel like
it's so oversaturated with superhero movies right now. I feel
like there's a new one dropping like every month now.
(09:12):
I think it would be beneficial if they took that
route and took superheroes in a different in a different realm,
and like all these Marvel shows are all of all
these side characters. I mean, everybody loves Loki, don't get
me wrong. But if we did a show like that's
about Ironman or Spider Man and you made it, and
they made a Spider Man show like the nineties cartoon,
it'd be fucking awesome. It would be great. That's what
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I would I think moving forward, that's what I would
like to see. Obviously, I know there's a way more
money to be made at the movies and at the
box office, so it's probably not gonna happen, but give
it to me. Just give me one superhero, just do
a little test runt, and I prefer to be Batman
because I think Batman has the best story of any
of the superheroes. So that's my opinion. Moving on into sports.
(09:56):
On Friday night, The Rock made his return to WWE
SmackDown and Mile my bad guy. He'l Rock is back.
Haven't seen this Rock in a long time. A lot
of people thought he was gonna be like Hollywood Rock
the last time he was a bad guy in WWE.
Came back with this persona that he was Hollywood and
kind of goofy and being funny. This Rock reminds me
(10:17):
of nineties rock, just like one of my buddies, David said,
we're seeing mean Rock. Like we aren't seeing Hollywood Rock.
We're seeing mean Rock. The Rock was mean in the nineties.
He was not nice. He would call people trailer park trash.
And guess what he did on Friday. He called people
trailer park trash again. I haven't heard him say that
since the nineties. I popped. That was awesome. He literally
(10:41):
said he said the thing he did the thing. I
loved it. I immediately went back to like an old
episode of roll. After that watched like the stone Cold
funeral that he held for him and he was like
dearly trailer park trash. It's the best. It's one of
my favorite episodes. Are all ever that episode is from
top to from top to bottom, that episode's great. It
(11:01):
also features the classic Vincent Man meme of take me
to that son of a bitch that's on that same episode.
It's a great episode. Uh highly recommend checking that out
on Peacock. It's the stone Cold Funeral that's the best.
The stone Cold comes out with the monster truck and
runs over the Rocks brand new Lincoln car costs like
forty dollars, jy are It's the best. Go check it out.
But the Rock calling people trailer park trash again, wearing
(11:22):
the cutoff. He's wearing like his old school five hundred
dollars shirts. He's wearing like a five hundred dollars like
vest that he like. It looks like he made it himself.
It's great. Classic heel Rock looking at the crowd telling
telling somebody shut up fatty all and knocked the herpes
off your mouth. The Rock is back, baby, love it,
and I hope it's not like you're just gonna go
(11:43):
to Wrestleming and we're not gonna see the Rock again.
I hope this is like a year long thing. I
hope it spreads out. The Rock is back. We love
to see it. Before I get into talking about the
Blues game from Saturday, I just need to point out
that the NHL is marketing for these outdoors stadium games
has been fucking terrible. It's been terrible. We've had two
(12:05):
outdoor games this past weekend. I had no idea that
this was even happening, and I feel like the outdoor
games should just be saved for the Winter Classics. I
feel like that's just like, you know, that's tradition, and
I understand doing more stadium games, but if you want
people to watch, why are we not marketing these games?
How me, like a very big hockey fan, not know
(12:29):
that we had two outdoor games being played this weekend.
We had the Devils versus Flyers on Saturday, and right
now as I'm recording this, the Rangers are playing the Islanders,
and you talk about a missed opportunity by the NHL.
The first five minutes of this Islanders Rangers game had
a goal by each team and a fight That's exactly
(12:51):
what you want in an outdoor game. I mean, that's
what you want. You want to bring the ratings, you
want to bring the attention to you. You want to
draw all the attention to that game. You want people
to keep coming back and tuning in. What better way
to get people to come back and tune in than
featuring two quick goals in a fight right off the bat. Like,
just because of that, I was like, I'm watching the
rest of this game now because it seems like it's
gonna be a great game. But how's the NHL not
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marketing the shit out the ass? I knew more about
the NBA All Star Game this happening this past weekend
than I did about this, and I don't even watch basketball,
but like, I knew more about that than I did
for hockey. They need to do better with their marketing.
They need to be better with their marketing. If the
NHL could actually learn how to market like the NBA
or the NFL does, they would be They would be great.
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The NHL has so much talent right now that they
would excel in the ratings if they would just market it,
and if they knew how to market it. They need
to bring in like the MLS is actually doing a
great job. I think of marketing towards like the younger
crowd and actually getting the younger crowd more involved and
making it more like an indie It has like an
indie field to it. It's great. The MLS is doing
a really good job marketing their league. I wish the
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NHL would do the same, and I hope they would. Saturday,
we had the Blues take on the Nashville Predators in
Saint Louis and mile my would a pissport effort from
the Saint Louis Blues as they fall to the Nashville Predators.
I think the score was five to two. I think
that's what it was. I think they scored an emptynical
at the end. Yeah, I mean they just look slow.
(14:22):
They there was no energy, there was no urgency. It
seemed like that. It seemed like there was just no
heart in that game. And I know you're not gonna
win every game, but these are the games that matter
when you're playing a team that you're in front. You're
playing that's against the Nashville Predators, who sit now two
points behind you again in the standings. In that last
wild card spot we're getting towards the end of the season.
If you want to make the playoffs, you got to
(14:43):
start winning these games. These are the games that matter.
We can beat a lot of hard teams, but the
teams that are kind of struggling, we struggle against. It's
like we go into it with the mindset of like, oh,
we don't need to play as hard as we do
in the other games. It's like, no, you still need
to play. The Nashville Predators remind me a lot of
the Blues this year. You know, very middle mid team
that's you know, in the middle of the pack, fighting
(15:04):
to get in the playoffs. But you know, once to
get in the playoffs, nothing, they're not gonna do anything.
But it was just not great. Jordan Bittington. People on
Twitter calling out Jordan Binnington for hitting a player in
the face with the stick, even though it was clearly unintentional.
It was not that was not on purpose whatsoever. Jordan
Binnington even himself apologized to the player like immediately after
(15:25):
it happened. But people on Twitter calling be like, oh,
classic Bennington being a jerk off. It's like, shut the
fuck up, dude, You're you're soft as shit. Just shut
the fuck up. But yeah, Blues lose. The Blues play
again today at twelve o'clock on President's Day against the
Toronto Maple Leofs. Lesson the Blues played the Maple Leafs
(15:45):
was just over a week ago and they lost to
the maple Leafs and kind of like the same fashion
as they lost to the Predators. Very slow, no urgency,
no heart. Hopefully that changes tomorrow or excuse me later
today as a Blues take on the Toronto Maple Leafs.
So we don't really have a whole lot. I mean
basically just covered all the topics that I had ready
(16:06):
for today. Is that's not a whole lot has been happening.
I was this morning, I was watching the THEO Vonn
podcast with Shane Gillis and they brought this clip I've
never seen before. It was a senator from New York
back in like twenty eleven that was like going around
like it was a PSA to like parents, like hey, parents,
make sure you're checking your kids like room because they
(16:29):
could be hiding guns or drugs like in the room.
And the video is so outrageous. It's so funny because
he clearly goes to like all the obvious hiding spots
of the room. But when he would like go into
he's like, oh, I feel something here. What's this? He
goes in a pill and pulls out a gun. It's hilarious,
Like what that's where you keep your gun? Like in
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your pillow, like facing like your head, like you what
are you doing? So I was joking a out with
Katie today and I said, I thought it would be
great if we remade the video. But like it's like
a little pot maybe no more, no bigger than maybe
like six inches, and like I reach behind it and
like I it's like on purpose, terrible camera cut and
I pull off like a rocket launcher from behind or
(17:14):
something like Wayne hit this again. Wayne is trying to
kill us. I knew it. That's our dog, by the way.
I just want to it's just so that's how outrageous
this video is. He's like, Oh, here's a cabbage patch
kids doll. Oh what's that behind it? Oh my god,
it's thirty grams a weed. Whoa whoa.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
As you can tell, I'm still a little hungover today.
It's why I have a lot of energy right now.
It doesn't make sense. I'm about to like this joint
is that little Wayne. Nope, it's me lighting a joint.
Jesus Christ. I need help, but it does. I mean,
like I really, I hope you guys actually YouTube this video,
(17:56):
like pause this actually, you know, listen to the rest
of this episode first those give me those downloads. Let's
see episode first, and then go back and rewatch that
episode and then text me about it because it's hilarious
and I want your I want your honest opinion on
it because it's funny. It's funny as shit. All right,
(18:17):
one last thing too, before we end the Today's Show
here on President's Day. The last time we were on,
like months ago, I forgot. I did this thing where
I asked chat gpt to write me a screenplay and
it was hilarious. So I'm gonna ask chat chept to
(18:37):
make me the main character. Hmm make me here. Let's
let's figure this out, all right. I just asked chat
gpt write me a buddy cop screenplay about a guy
named Todd and a pro wrestler and pro wrestler Stone
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Cold Steve Austin as they take down crime lord Taylor Swift.
Here we go, chat Chept. The title of the screenplay
is called Rumble and Rhyme. Police Station Night. Detective Todd
Rick by the by the book cop with a knack
of paperwork, sits at his desk and walk Stone Cold
(19:22):
Steve Austin a towering, non no nonsense former pro wrestler Todd,
you're my new partner, seriously, stone Cold leaning in hell yeah, Todd.
Oh that's great, Hell yeah, Tod. We're gonna stop crime's ass.
Give me a hell yeah. That's fucking great. Cut to
City Streets Day, Todd and Stonecold mismatch but determined to
(19:44):
patrol the city. Why is a pro wrestler fighting crime?
Stone Cold? Sometimes justice needs a buyaslam Sun. Oh my god,
this is great. I love that they're writing. I love
that chat cheapt is writing this at like, actually, how
stone Cold would cut a promo? This is great and
yes I am reading this for the first time in
real time with you all. Cut two Underground Casino Night
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Todd and stone Cold bust into an illegal casino ran
by ran by crime Lord Taylor Swift. Todd in disbelief
Taylor Swift, stone Cold, she's been singing the wrong tone partner.
Cut to crime Lord's layer later that day, Todd and
stone Cold confront Taylor Swift surrounded by henchman. Taylor Swift smirking,
(20:30):
you think you can stop me? Stone Cold?
Speaker 3 (20:32):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Hell yeah?
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Cuts to epic showdown Todd with his tactical skills, Stone
Cold with his wrestling moves. Cut to rooftop night. After
a fierce battle, Todd and stone Cold stand victorious. Todd smirking,
looks like looks like we dropped her reputation. Stone Cold
raises his eyebrow, and wrong wrestler raises his eyebrown and
says that that's the bottom line. Fade out. The oddball
(20:57):
duo walks into his city escape, ready for more to
be continued. Oh wow, Chatchept even knows that this is
chat Cheaft even knows that we got money on our
hands with that one. Boys and Girls, Children of all Ages.
I think we just unlocked the code. Chat Chpt, just
unlock the code for us. Myself and Stone Cold. Steve
Austin need to start at a buddy cop movie. I'm
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gonna tweet this the Stone Cold and we're gonna We're
gonna hear what he says. We're gonna He's gonna tweet
back at us. I know he is. I can feel it.
I can sense it. John Sen doesn't followed me for nothing,
stone Cold, You're next? What an episode of Offended today?
I mean this was this is energetic. You know what
I'm gonna do after this nothing, I'm going to sit
(21:40):
on the couch and probably play video games for like
the rest of the time. I'm gonna smoke a jay,
drink some wine, play with the dogs, maybe watch a
movie later and movie suggestions toss in my way. Yeah,
I'm gonna maybe ask chat Cheapt to continue the Todd
and Stone Cold Steve Austin venture, because why the hell not.
(22:02):
You know, we will not be back tomorrow Tuesday, We're
gonna have the day off. We will be back on Wednesday.
We're gonna try to do Wednesday and probably Friday. I
think that's that might be the schedule. Monday, Wednesday, Friday.
We're gonna try to do it. We'll see how it
goes well. Anyway, thank you for listening to Offend. To
make sure go check out Synthetic Suns brand new song
(22:23):
Deadweight on all streaming platforms. Remember they play this Saturday night,
February twenty fourth at Lucas Schoolhouse twelve, twenty Allen Avenue
in Saint Louis, Missouri. Go check them out. Thanks for listening.
It's been offended presented by the Anything But Creditbull Network
and Cobbas Clothing. We will see you guys on Wednesday.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
I love you.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
Never to lay the
It's Monday, February nineteenth, and Morgan is offended by a
certain wig. This is Offended, presented by the Anything pre
Credible Network and Cove's Clothing. Happy Monday, everybody, It's offended.
(00:35):
Boy oh boy. I'm recording this on a Sunday. I've
been on a like a three day bender. I'm a
little tired of exhausted. I have a little glass day
of raspberry chapultle wine. It's actually really fucking good. Take
a little step again. Yep, really good. Still really good.
That's really good. Recording this on a Sunday without football
(00:59):
really fucking sucks. But you know what, there's an NHL
outdoor game today. Had no fucking idea about it because
the NHL sucks in marketing. We'll get into that in
a little bit, but first, but first, it's time for
your song of the day. And on Friday we had
Synthetic Sun, and on Monday we're gonna have Synthetic Son again.
It's their new single called dead Weight, and we're gonna
play it in its entirety again right here on the
(01:21):
fended right now. Synthetic Son, this is dead Weight.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Sty be a little patient, mean, you know, it's really
not as god as sea.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
He did.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
I don't really want to jump to street.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
I just need a little comic.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
I couldn't tell you what that actually means.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
It just seems like about expressing, falling and out dreams
so soon you can't tell him sleep.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
Take you trading on last? Yeah, well this is the
firsting as last. Yet it's a difficulty mad by lot beget.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Last, yes too, man, this bartyessy on this supred. It's
a little bit harsh.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
It don't know where I didn't didn't start. So stop you,
right daddy, because.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
You treats who are around like you got your count
of space shoot, curse out your trolling tay watch him
all dispers picking, cown on you, end all people you
so count you bless its it little on it or
(03:33):
you're sady that body sady. You never be seeing the
test soppy county and I probably.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
So objected to so daddy kid, you're the what dot
starting here?
Speaker 1 (03:49):
He say you're trying on last?
Speaker 4 (03:52):
Yes when it's a birding. Also that sat it doesn't
when Andy.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Wid And that was Synthetic Son's brand new song Deadweight,
available on all streaming platforms right now. And this Saturday,
February twenty fourth, since Synthetic Sun will be playing at
(04:39):
Lucas Schoolhouse at twelve to twenty Allen Avenue. They will
be playing alongside Still in Oakwood Grove. Tickets are ten
dollars at the door. Doors open at seven thirty. The
show starts at eight thirty. Synthetics Son this Saturday night,
February twenty fourth at Lucas Schoolhouse twelve to twenty Allen Avenue,
Saint Louis, Missouri. And again that song was called Deadweight.
Go check them out now on all stream platforms where
(05:01):
we get your music. All right, let's get into it.
This past weekend, Madam Webb was released in theaters, and
myle my, it is being held as one of the
worst movies ever made. It is being described that it's
so bad that you should probably go see this movie
because it's that bad. I am very intrigued on seeing
(05:22):
this just because of how bad it is it. I mean,
I thought you couldn't get any worse with like Batman
Robin or like Mobius, but it seems like apparently you can.
And Madam Webb, I think, currently has a fourteen percent
on Rotten Tomatoes right now, One of my favorite reviews
I've saw so far was Jeff d Low from Barstool
Sports saying he was speechless after the movie because he
(05:44):
can't believe what he had just watched and that he
wants to go watch it again because it's that bad.
It's that bad movie I saw. I turned on a
five minute clip of this movie the other day, and
let me tell you, I turned it off minute it.
It's horrible. It's fucking bad. It's really fucking bad. I
(06:05):
don't know. I don't understand how these movies get made.
It's clearly just a cash grab from Sony. They want
to just make money, you know. They want to keep
that Spider Man ip. They don't want to sell it
back to Marvel, even though I wish they would. But man, like, Sony,
please stop making movies. Please not making all movies, but
please stop making Spider Man movies. Please stop making anything
(06:28):
related to Spider Man unless it's the cartoon, unless it's
like Across the Universe and all that, because those are awesome,
or the video game. The video games are great. I
wish they could sign a deal with Marvel and be like,
Marvel's only allowed to make movies. But you guys can
keep the IP for video games and like cartoons. That's
all I would let Sony do. Stop making movies, get
(06:49):
venom in the MCU do all that. Get the fuck
away from the Spider Man universe. Though, for the love
of God, Sony, please stop touching anything Spider Man related.
They keep using this outdated formula from two thousand and
three that just it barely worked then and it doesn't
work now. I mean, I even I know a lot
of people know this, but if you're listening to this,
(07:10):
you listen to our show for one the first time.
I fucking hate the Tobe McGuire Spider Man's I think
they suck. I think he just cries the whole time
Spider Man, and it might be alburs And then all
of a sudden he's like, you know what, I changed
Fuck it, I changed my mind. I actually I want
to be Spider Man again. And he's like, oh shit,
I got webs again. It's like, no, stupid, and everyone's like,
(07:30):
it's such a good movie. It's such a good movie.
It's about you know, making choices in life, Like yeah,
I can make any movie like that. It's not a
good movie. Spider Man two is not a good movie. No,
the first three Spider Mans are not good movies. None
of them are good. And I will fight anybody in
a video game. Uh if they disagree with me, so
(07:50):
fuck off. But yeah, Madam Webb, one of the worst
movies ever made. Apparently, can't wait see it all right.
Next topic, it was announced that the Harry Potter TV
show That's Gonna be on Max and HBO will be
seven seasons, each season representing one of the books. Obviously
it's gonna go in order. I love this idea. I've
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actually had this idea for years that I always wished
that like HBO or somebody would take like Batman for
an example, make every like every season is a different
villain and it just each season culminates at the end
of like the arcing story of that villain's like story. Basically,
(08:31):
I think it'd be such a cool idea, especially if
they did it with Batman. Each season different villain. Then
you bring in Joker and like season three, but he
like stays on the whole show for like the whole time,
and if it's a successful show, you can do a
spin off of like Batman beyond Afterwards you have the
last season, have be Baine and have Baine break Batman's back.
So many things you can do. But I love this
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idea that Harry Piter's actually taking that idea and running
with it. It's gonna be great. It's gonna work, and
I can't believe like other like, we haven't seen like
any superhero shows that like do this. I feel like
it's so oversaturated with superhero movies right now. I feel
like there's a new one dropping like every month now.
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I think it would be beneficial if they took that
route and took superheroes in a different in a different realm,
and like all these Marvel shows are all of all
these side characters. I mean, everybody loves Loki, don't get
me wrong. But if we did a show like that's
about Ironman or Spider Man and you made it, and
they made a Spider Man show like the nineties cartoon,
it'd be fucking awesome. It would be great. That's what
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I would I think moving forward, that's what I would
like to see. Obviously, I know there's a way more
money to be made at the movies and at the
box office, so it's probably not gonna happen, but give
it to me. Just give me one superhero, just do
a little test runt, and I prefer to be Batman
because I think Batman has the best story of any
of the superheroes. So that's my opinion. Moving on into sports.
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On Friday night, The Rock made his return to WWE
SmackDown and Mile my bad guy. He'l Rock is back.
Haven't seen this Rock in a long time. A lot
of people thought he was gonna be like Hollywood Rock
the last time he was a bad guy in WWE.
Came back with this persona that he was Hollywood and
kind of goofy and being funny. This Rock reminds me
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of nineties rock, just like one of my buddies, David said,
we're seeing mean Rock. Like we aren't seeing Hollywood Rock.
We're seeing mean Rock. The Rock was mean in the nineties.
He was not nice. He would call people trailer park trash.
And guess what he did on Friday. He called people
trailer park trash again. I haven't heard him say that
since the nineties. I popped. That was awesome. He literally
(10:41):
said he said the thing he did the thing. I
loved it. I immediately went back to like an old
episode of roll. After that watched like the stone Cold
funeral that he held for him and he was like
dearly trailer park trash. It's the best. It's one of
my favorite episodes. Are all ever that episode is from
top to from top to bottom, that episode's great. It
(11:01):
also features the classic Vincent Man meme of take me
to that son of a bitch that's on that same episode.
It's a great episode. Uh highly recommend checking that out
on Peacock. It's the stone Cold Funeral that's the best.
The stone Cold comes out with the monster truck and
runs over the Rocks brand new Lincoln car costs like
forty dollars, jy are It's the best. Go check it out.
But the Rock calling people trailer park trash again, wearing
(11:22):
the cutoff. He's wearing like his old school five hundred
dollars shirts. He's wearing like a five hundred dollars like
vest that he like. It looks like he made it himself.
It's great. Classic heel Rock looking at the crowd telling
telling somebody shut up fatty all and knocked the herpes
off your mouth. The Rock is back, baby, love it,
and I hope it's not like you're just gonna go
(11:43):
to Wrestleming and we're not gonna see the Rock again.
I hope this is like a year long thing. I
hope it spreads out. The Rock is back. We love
to see it. Before I get into talking about the
Blues game from Saturday, I just need to point out
that the NHL is marketing for these outdoors stadium games
has been fucking terrible. It's been terrible. We've had two
(12:05):
outdoor games this past weekend. I had no idea that
this was even happening, and I feel like the outdoor
games should just be saved for the Winter Classics. I
feel like that's just like, you know, that's tradition, and
I understand doing more stadium games, but if you want
people to watch, why are we not marketing these games?
How me, like a very big hockey fan, not know
(12:29):
that we had two outdoor games being played this weekend.
We had the Devils versus Flyers on Saturday, and right
now as I'm recording this, the Rangers are playing the Islanders,
and you talk about a missed opportunity by the NHL.
The first five minutes of this Islanders Rangers game had
a goal by each team and a fight That's exactly
(12:51):
what you want in an outdoor game. I mean, that's
what you want. You want to bring the ratings, you
want to bring the attention to you. You want to
draw all the attention to that game. You want people
to keep coming back and tuning in. What better way
to get people to come back and tune in than
featuring two quick goals in a fight right off the bat. Like,
just because of that, I was like, I'm watching the
rest of this game now because it seems like it's
gonna be a great game. But how's the NHL not
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marketing the shit out the ass? I knew more about
the NBA All Star Game this happening this past weekend
than I did about this, and I don't even watch basketball,
but like, I knew more about that than I did
for hockey. They need to do better with their marketing.
They need to be better with their marketing. If the
NHL could actually learn how to market like the NBA
or the NFL does, they would be They would be great.
(13:38):
The NHL has so much talent right now that they
would excel in the ratings if they would just market it,
and if they knew how to market it. They need
to bring in like the MLS is actually doing a
great job. I think of marketing towards like the younger
crowd and actually getting the younger crowd more involved and
making it more like an indie It has like an
indie field to it. It's great. The MLS is doing
a really good job marketing their league. I wish the
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NHL would do the same, and I hope they would. Saturday,
we had the Blues take on the Nashville Predators in
Saint Louis and mile my would a pissport effort from
the Saint Louis Blues as they fall to the Nashville Predators.
I think the score was five to two. I think
that's what it was. I think they scored an emptynical
at the end. Yeah, I mean they just look slow.
(14:22):
They there was no energy, there was no urgency. It
seemed like that. It seemed like there was just no
heart in that game. And I know you're not gonna
win every game, but these are the games that matter
when you're playing a team that you're in front. You're
playing that's against the Nashville Predators, who sit now two
points behind you again in the standings. In that last
wild card spot we're getting towards the end of the season.
If you want to make the playoffs, you got to
(14:43):
start winning these games. These are the games that matter.
We can beat a lot of hard teams, but the
teams that are kind of struggling, we struggle against. It's
like we go into it with the mindset of like, oh,
we don't need to play as hard as we do
in the other games. It's like, no, you still need
to play. The Nashville Predators remind me a lot of
the Blues this year. You know, very middle mid team
that's you know, in the middle of the pack, fighting
(15:04):
to get in the playoffs. But you know, once to
get in the playoffs, nothing, they're not gonna do anything.
But it was just not great. Jordan Bittington. People on
Twitter calling out Jordan Binnington for hitting a player in
the face with the stick, even though it was clearly unintentional.
It was not that was not on purpose whatsoever. Jordan
Binnington even himself apologized to the player like immediately after
(15:25):
it happened. But people on Twitter calling be like, oh,
classic Bennington being a jerk off. It's like, shut the
fuck up, dude, You're you're soft as shit. Just shut
the fuck up. But yeah, Blues lose. The Blues play
again today at twelve o'clock on President's Day against the
Toronto Maple Leofs. Lesson the Blues played the Maple Leafs
(15:45):
was just over a week ago and they lost to
the maple Leafs and kind of like the same fashion
as they lost to the Predators. Very slow, no urgency,
no heart. Hopefully that changes tomorrow or excuse me later
today as a Blues take on the Toronto Maple Leafs.
So we don't really have a whole lot. I mean
basically just covered all the topics that I had ready
(16:06):
for today. Is that's not a whole lot has been happening.
I was this morning, I was watching the THEO Vonn
podcast with Shane Gillis and they brought this clip I've
never seen before. It was a senator from New York
back in like twenty eleven that was like going around
like it was a PSA to like parents, like hey, parents,
make sure you're checking your kids like room because they
(16:29):
could be hiding guns or drugs like in the room.
And the video is so outrageous. It's so funny because
he clearly goes to like all the obvious hiding spots
of the room. But when he would like go into
he's like, oh, I feel something here. What's this? He
goes in a pill and pulls out a gun. It's hilarious,
Like what that's where you keep your gun? Like in
(16:51):
your pillow, like facing like your head, like you what
are you doing? So I was joking a out with
Katie today and I said, I thought it would be
great if we remade the video. But like it's like
a little pot maybe no more, no bigger than maybe
like six inches, and like I reach behind it and
like I it's like on purpose, terrible camera cut and
I pull off like a rocket launcher from behind or
(17:14):
something like Wayne hit this again. Wayne is trying to
kill us. I knew it. That's our dog, by the way.
I just want to it's just so that's how outrageous
this video is. He's like, Oh, here's a cabbage patch
kids doll. Oh what's that behind it? Oh my god,
it's thirty grams a weed. Whoa whoa.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
As you can tell, I'm still a little hungover today.
It's why I have a lot of energy right now.
It doesn't make sense. I'm about to like this joint
is that little Wayne. Nope, it's me lighting a joint.
Jesus Christ. I need help, but it does. I mean,
like I really, I hope you guys actually YouTube this video,
(17:56):
like pause this actually, you know, listen to the rest
of this episode first those give me those downloads. Let's
see episode first, and then go back and rewatch that
episode and then text me about it because it's hilarious
and I want your I want your honest opinion on
it because it's funny. It's funny as shit. All right,
(18:17):
one last thing too, before we end the Today's Show
here on President's Day. The last time we were on,
like months ago, I forgot. I did this thing where
I asked chat gpt to write me a screenplay and
it was hilarious. So I'm gonna ask chat chept to
(18:37):
make me the main character. Hmm make me here. Let's
let's figure this out, all right. I just asked chat
gpt write me a buddy cop screenplay about a guy
named Todd and a pro wrestler and pro wrestler Stone
(19:01):
Cold Steve Austin as they take down crime lord Taylor Swift.
Here we go, chat Chept. The title of the screenplay
is called Rumble and Rhyme. Police Station Night. Detective Todd
Rick by the by the book cop with a knack
of paperwork, sits at his desk and walk Stone Cold
(19:22):
Steve Austin a towering, non no nonsense former pro wrestler Todd,
you're my new partner, seriously, stone Cold leaning in hell yeah, Todd.
Oh that's great, Hell yeah, Tod. We're gonna stop crime's ass.
Give me a hell yeah. That's fucking great. Cut to
City Streets Day, Todd and Stonecold mismatch but determined to
(19:44):
patrol the city. Why is a pro wrestler fighting crime?
Stone Cold? Sometimes justice needs a buyaslam Sun. Oh my god,
this is great. I love that they're writing. I love
that chat cheapt is writing this at like, actually, how
stone Cold would cut a promo? This is great and
yes I am reading this for the first time in
real time with you all. Cut two Underground Casino Night
(20:07):
Todd and stone Cold bust into an illegal casino ran
by ran by crime Lord Taylor Swift. Todd in disbelief
Taylor Swift, stone Cold, she's been singing the wrong tone partner.
Cut to crime Lord's layer later that day, Todd and
stone Cold confront Taylor Swift surrounded by henchman. Taylor Swift smirking,
(20:30):
you think you can stop me? Stone Cold?
Speaker 3 (20:32):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Hell yeah?
Speaker 1 (20:34):
Cuts to epic showdown Todd with his tactical skills, Stone
Cold with his wrestling moves. Cut to rooftop night. After
a fierce battle, Todd and stone Cold stand victorious. Todd smirking,
looks like looks like we dropped her reputation. Stone Cold
raises his eyebrow, and wrong wrestler raises his eyebrown and
says that that's the bottom line. Fade out. The oddball
(20:57):
duo walks into his city escape, ready for more to
be continued. Oh wow, Chatchept even knows that this is
chat Cheaft even knows that we got money on our
hands with that one. Boys and Girls, Children of all Ages.
I think we just unlocked the code. Chat Chpt, just
unlock the code for us. Myself and Stone Cold. Steve
Austin need to start at a buddy cop movie. I'm
(21:19):
gonna tweet this the Stone Cold and we're gonna We're
gonna hear what he says. We're gonna He's gonna tweet
back at us. I know he is. I can feel it.
I can sense it. John Sen doesn't followed me for nothing,
stone Cold, You're next? What an episode of Offended today?
I mean this was this is energetic. You know what
I'm gonna do after this nothing, I'm going to sit
(21:40):
on the couch and probably play video games for like
the rest of the time. I'm gonna smoke a jay,
drink some wine, play with the dogs, maybe watch a
movie later and movie suggestions toss in my way. Yeah,
I'm gonna maybe ask chat Cheapt to continue the Todd
and Stone Cold Steve Austin venture, because why the hell not.
(22:02):
You know, we will not be back tomorrow Tuesday, We're
gonna have the day off. We will be back on Wednesday.
We're gonna try to do Wednesday and probably Friday. I
think that's that might be the schedule. Monday, Wednesday, Friday.
We're gonna try to do it. We'll see how it
goes well. Anyway, thank you for listening to Offend. To
make sure go check out Synthetic Suns brand new song
(22:23):
Deadweight on all streaming platforms. Remember they play this Saturday night,
February twenty fourth at Lucas Schoolhouse twelve, twenty Allen Avenue
in Saint Louis, Missouri. Go check them out. Thanks for listening.
It's been offended presented by the Anything But Creditbull Network
and Cobbas Clothing. We will see you guys on Wednesday.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
I love you.
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