Offended: February 21st, 2024 - with KT KT Naked Ladyy

KT KT Naked Ladyy returns to Offended for "OFFENDED WINESDAY." Wednesday's on Offended will be game show days. Welcome to Winesdays.   - Song of the Day - Games

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's Wednesday, February twenty first, and guess what. We have
a guest on the show today, Katie, Katie naked lady.
What offends you?

Speaker 2 (00:11):
A lot of men?

Speaker 1 (00:12):
Okay? And this is Offended, presented by the Anything of
Creble Network and Cobb's Clothing. Welcome back to the show, Katie.

(00:35):
It's been it's been a while.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
It's been a long a long time.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
It's been like over a year.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
How's it feel to be back?

Speaker 2 (00:44):
I'm offended. It feels good. It feels good to be back.
It's gonna be a bitch in time.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
I forgot how much did I give you a shit
on the show?

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Yeah, I'd have it.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Hey, but I'm sober now when we do this. The
last time you were on, I was on a lot
of adderall. Not anymore. It's been sober from adderall for
how many how long? Now?

Speaker 2 (01:04):
A year?

Speaker 1 (01:05):
A year and two months. Yeah, so that's why I
was such a dick to you. I blame it on
the adderall. I blame it on the abnerall.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
I don't know about all that.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
Should I remake that song?

Speaker 2 (01:18):
You should?

Speaker 1 (01:19):
Probably don't say stupid shit? But anyway, Welcome to Offended
presented by Anything for Creubled Network and Cobba's Clothing. Don't
get me that, look, Katie, today is Wednesday, February twenty first,
and we're gonna do something different on Wednesdays. I think
Wednesday is gonna be game days here unoffended, would you
say it was Wednesdays Wednesdays?

Speaker 2 (01:41):
Yeah, wi n.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
We're gonna play a couple games today. We didn't have
a lot to talk about this week anyways, So that's
basically all today's episode is going to be before we
get into the games of today. Here on Wednesday, February
twenty first, it is time for your song of the
day and today's song of the Days from nineteen eighty two.

(02:07):
It's save it for later by the English beat off
of the album Special Beat Service. Here is say it
for later.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
The English beat just go.

Speaker 4 (02:30):
On, and that is save it for later by the

(03:50):
English beat.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
You can get them wherever you find music, because that
song has been around for a very very long time.
All right, let's get into our first game of Wednesday.
This game is called twosome. I guess it's like a
how It's a two player conversation starter game, right, I
guess do you read the directions.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
I did not read the directions on this one.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
It's basically all it is. Pick up a parent answer
the ultimate mirror you questions instead of you're supposed to
vote on this game. But because this is a podcast
and you can't see us, not yet anyways, until we
get cameras set up in this room, we're just gonna say,
mirror you after a three second countdown, right, We're just
gonna see if it's If it's stupid, we're gonna go

(04:34):
on to the next game. If we like it, we'll
keep playing it. Okay, all right, So go ahead, take
some cards because you'll read some off too. I'll read
them off right. Okay, do you want to go first?
You want me to go first?

Speaker 2 (04:49):
First?

Speaker 1 (04:51):
Right? Creative? This person is creative? Three two one me.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
You I'm also creative?

Speaker 1 (05:03):
What have you done?

Speaker 2 (05:06):
I danced for a good part of my adulthood life.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
When's the last time danced? Not at a bar drunk?

Speaker 2 (05:12):
Oh? Well I do that too.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
Okay. I this is how the name Katie K Naked
Lady came a thing.

Speaker 2 (05:21):
Yeah, I was naked a lot in college.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
Explain, explain keep going, No, I mean.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
The nickname came before. I got naked a lot. But
being in the dance department, yeah, you get naked backstage
with your friends all the time because quick changes and orgies, drugs,
got dance orgies. Yeah, but I mean no, I just
was naked quite a bit.

Speaker 5 (05:44):
See.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
Yeah, I'm creative because I you know, well, I'm a
host of a podcast number one, number two. I've won
Best Original Screenplay at the eighth Andromeda Film Festival two
years ago. Now, still haven't sold that movie though.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
To sell that movie, I know.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
I do get to sell that movie. I think the
copyrights up on that movie too, because I think other
movies are starting to steal my idea.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
To recopyright that movie.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
They only last for like four to six years.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
Stupid, that's insane.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
Well else, if I don't, I've wrestled, I've played hockey.
I'm creative of playing hockey plays.

Speaker 2 (06:17):
I a I do a lot of creative crafts around
the house.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
I had my own universe mode, which is really creepy.
By the way, the Universe mode on the WWE video game.
You won to why it's creepy because several big stories
that I've had that I've played out on this game
is happening in real life. Like before Cody Rhad's not
winning at WrestleMania, I had that story if he loses
again at WrestleMania. I wrote the story in the video game,
and somehow they got into my They somehow got into

(06:43):
my hard drive.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
I don't know because it's a simulation.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
All I'm gonna say is, if Cody loses again at
WrestleMania and he wins, turns heel and wins the money
in the bank and finishes the story the cheapest way possible.
I did that. I did that first.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
You you're creative enough to come with cheap stories. Go on,
next car, bitch, who's the luckiest?

Speaker 1 (07:08):
Alright? Three two one?

Speaker 2 (07:10):
You No, you're definitely luckier than me.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
I was gonna say you because you're with me, because
I'm so lucky.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
You went at the casino all the time.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
Not all the time? Needs to be more.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
I I never went at the casino. The most have
ever won at a casino, Like the biggest jackpot I've
ever hit was like two hundred dollars or less, and
that was like, yeah, that was like one time loser. Yeah,
I know.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
The most I have wants a thousand must be nice.
Maybe a little more than a thousand, still not enough.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
I've never had somebody had to come over to my
machine to pay me out.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
I've never had to do that either. Mine's been collectively
like throughout the night, like got it up to it
over a thousand, when we want to, saw when we
want and saw you two at the sphere when I
played the NFL slot machine, hit that major jackpot for
six hundred dollars and then hit another jackpat of that
machine for four hundred dollars, And that's basically set me
up for the rest of the trip.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
It did. I didn't win shit. I want. I want
enough to break even, which is like four hundred bucks total,
because I didn't really gamble because I am.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
Next card cries during a movie three two one you Yeah,
you cried, ter and everything. Yeah you do. Speaking of
you just watched The Departy for the first time the
other day. What's your Give us a quick minute review
of The Departed?

Speaker 2 (08:33):
Okay. The Departed is a Martin Scorsese classic. Wow Right,
Like all of his movies, it's about some sort of
people in doing bad things, criminals, criminals in Boston.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
Molbu Yeah, that's prevalent in Boston still.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
Yeah, and uh Matt Damon plays an Irish Catholic, uh
Boston guy, which is also what he plays all the time.
I had trouble telling Matt Damon and uh Leonardo DiCaprio
part I don't know why. That was really tough.

Speaker 1 (09:07):
Yeah. Then he had Mark Waldwick in the background being like, say,
Alodia mother for me, think you the only guy with
the gun.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
Who looks way older. But we did some research and
he's the same age as Leo and Max.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
He's younger than Matt Daman.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
Yeah, they were like within like all within like three
to five years of each other, and he looks like
ten years older in that movie.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
Yeah, Matt Damon and Leo look super young and young.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
Anyways, good good, classic Martin Scorsese type film, lots of action,
lots of backstabbing. The end though, fuck boom boom boom.
You're like, what the fuck did I just watch?

Speaker 1 (09:40):
I almost fall asleep during it, and I woke you up.
I'm like, you cannot fall asleep right now. This is
literally right before Martin Sheen gets thrown off the roof
of the building, and I'm like, you have to stay
away because from when he gets thrown off the roof
of the building and on like crazy shit happens in
like every single following.

Speaker 2 (09:58):
Yeah, and it's not I was falling. I wasn't fall
asleep because the movie sucked. I just fall asleep during movies.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
Did you cry during the party.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
I did not cry during the park. I think I
was horrified. I think I was shocked beyond tears.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
It took a picture of your face.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
Yeah, I didn't appreciate that.

Speaker 1 (10:13):
It's funny you're legitimately shocked.

Speaker 2 (10:15):
Yeah, multiple times. Yeah, overall good, good movies. The last
movie you cried at, I mean probably the one we
watched right before that.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
I don't know, the Aarron Claw, Well.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
Definitely Iron Claw.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
I cried during that one.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
I didn't. I don't even think I cried during that
Holocaust movie that I went to the.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
Movie theater to see the Zone of Interest.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
Yeah, I didn't am I to cried, but I don't think.
I think I was also horrified at that one.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
Well, yeah, I mean it's a pretty horrifying movie.

Speaker 2 (10:40):
Yeah, without spoilers on that one.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
I like, it's so funny that you saw that movie
and I didn't. As a movie buff, I know, for somebody,
and I mean, you've kind of become a movie buff
because of me. Yeah, but that you once and saw
that movie without me, it's kind of funny twenty four movies.

Speaker 2 (10:55):
I'm like weirdly fascinated with the Holocaust, Like I would
love to go to Auschwitz, not like loves and like,
oh my god, shou'd be the best thing ever, But like,
I think it's important to remember history and witnessed the
atrocities that fucking happened, and it's my responsibility to do
that as a human who has empathy for other humans.
But I will say that movie was very artistically done

(11:20):
and it was so fucked up. But the thing is,
you didn't ever see anything fucking horrifying, Like there was
no like I didn't see one emaciated body.

Speaker 1 (11:28):
Is Hitler in it? Do you see Hitler? Do you
see his mustache?

Speaker 2 (11:34):
I don't remember.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
If you can't remember if you saw Hitler or not,
you probably didn't see Hitler. I'm just gonna throw I
think maybe, oh you know why you and why you
didn't see him because Deadpool went back in time and
killed him as a baby.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
Yeah, I don't think Hitler art was in it. I
mean he was, obviously, but like it was the way
they did it opened your eyes into a different perspective
of constantration. Camps is very interesting.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
God, next card, Why are you sorry? Why are you sorry?

Speaker 2 (12:04):
Sorry?

Speaker 1 (12:05):
Sorry?

Speaker 2 (12:05):
Sorry?

Speaker 1 (12:07):
Be sorry about dumb ogre?

Speaker 2 (12:10):
Fuck you.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
Sorry? I think we should watch Shrek tonight. I've been
Ogre has like become part of my vocabulary again. You're
stupid older. I don't know. I have no idea. I
think it's funny to call somebody an ogre. You're fucking ogre. Okay,
let's see you're laughing about it.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
God, who's the hugger?

Speaker 4 (12:34):
All right?

Speaker 1 (12:34):
Three two one you?

Speaker 2 (12:37):
Hold on, hold on. I think this could go either way.
Who's the hugger? Like to other people like friendships and
families and stuff? Three two one me? Who's the hugger
in the relationship? Three to one you?

Speaker 1 (12:54):
No, No, I can't. Every time I wake up in
the morning, I can't make two steps for you, like,
where's morning, hug.

Speaker 4 (13:01):
Where's way morning?

Speaker 2 (13:02):
I'm allly needy sometimes wait job, wait your job.

Speaker 1 (13:11):
It's a good a sailor impression.

Speaker 2 (13:15):
All right, you don't want to admit it to the people, but.

Speaker 1 (13:19):
Softy day dreams three to one me. Yeah, yeah, I
have ADHD. It's like hard not to day dream.

Speaker 2 (13:35):
I think you live in the day dreams. You only
visit you only visit us here in the real world,
like thirty of your day.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
Yeah, the real world sucks. Have you have you? Have
you been keeping up with what's going on in the world.

Speaker 2 (13:45):
No, I don't.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
Fucking Blues suck. They haven't won Stanley Cup since twenty nineteen. Uh,
actme versus Coyote won't come out, fucking stupid priorities Man
Bowie and Prince are dead. Like, yeah, I don't like
the real world.

Speaker 2 (14:01):
I don't think many people like the real world.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
Get me out of here, put me back in the matrix, please,
would that's a question, would you rather? Would you rather
go to the real world or stay in the matrix?
I would rather stay in the Give me the.

Speaker 2 (14:15):
Matrix as long as I'm happy there.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
Yeah, I don't care more. If you have, I'm sorry,
I don't give a fuck. Like I'm staying. I got
steak here. I got like Cipher's explains perfectly, like he's
a piece of shit, kills like the whole fucking Nevokinez
A true makes a good point. I can taste of steak.
It tastes like steak, even though I know it's not steak.
Who gives a ship?

Speaker 2 (14:36):
Who gives a ship? As long as my as long
as my matrix reality is like better than what I'm
living right now that I take it and heartbeat? Uh,
who's more open minded?

Speaker 1 (14:52):
Three two one meal That's totally true. Hey, if you
cut me off, I'm a Sagittarius. You me off, You're
dead to me. We don't forget, and we don't forgive.
You're just a Scorpio who's just a bitch?

Speaker 2 (15:06):
Fuck you?

Speaker 1 (15:08):
That am I saying any lies?

Speaker 2 (15:09):
No? But I can always see where people are coming from.
I still might be a bitch to you, but at
least I'm understanding.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
Hey, you do me wrong, You're dead to me. I
don't care. You're not good enough to be part of
my life if you do me wrong.

Speaker 2 (15:22):
I mean, I know three Sagittariuses and all of you
act that way.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
So yes, am I being nice to your face? Or
might being sarcastic? I guess you'll never know. That's my
George Fly? Who Georgia Fly?

Speaker 2 (15:42):
Who?

Speaker 1 (15:43):
Why you sing?

Speaker 2 (15:43):
Who? Who?

Speaker 1 (15:44):
Backs future musicals coming to the fox. Yeah, I want
to go when I go. Sure, right, we're going. All right,
a couple more cards of this game, this game that
actually works like really well for a podcast. Yeah, I'm
glad I bought it. When I did it was that
five bucks at Target. I think bought it like two
years ago to play on the podcast. When this is
the first time we played it. It's been sitting in

(16:05):
the closet for a while. I think you try to
get rid of it, and I said, no, I need
it for the podcast. We have a lot of shit
that had good intuition about this game, especially when I
saw the name too some you got dirty? No, I
wanted to go play golfy idiot? All right? Next card,
Uh doesn't give themselves enough credit? Three two one ye me?

Speaker 2 (16:27):
Yeah, yeah, give yourself some more credit, right, Next card,
Who's more spontaneous?

Speaker 1 (16:36):
Three two one me? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (16:40):
Yeah? I like a plan? Yeah, no, I like I
don't like it when plans change.

Speaker 1 (16:44):
I don't really like when plans change either. But if
you gotta go with the flow, we gotta go with
the flow, and that's funny. Next card, who goes with
the flow? You?

Speaker 2 (16:52):
Yeah, I mean I do go with the flow. I
just my bitch about it a little bit.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
That's fair.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
We'll get through the flow. Well, ew will be a flow.

Speaker 1 (17:02):
In ew flowing along. All right, last card? All right,
do you have one? You want to say? No? Last card?
Easily bored?

Speaker 2 (17:16):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (17:17):
Three two one me?

Speaker 2 (17:20):
Yeah, yeah, you can't keep yourself entertained.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
No, I can't. It's called ADHD.

Speaker 2 (17:24):
Yeah. So then you go daydream in your little world.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
I go play WWE universe smokes it like fulfills my
needs for creativity because I need to be create creative,
that's why.

Speaker 2 (17:33):
So you're creative easily bored?

Speaker 1 (17:37):
Oh yeah, yeah, he actually hold on, let me pause
this real quick, and let's sort these out. Okay, after
we just split up the cards I have once you
have six cards, Katie, you have two cards, and there's
two cards in the middle.

Speaker 2 (17:50):
Not a fucking competition.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
It's not a competition. That's ned. I didn't want to lose.
Whoa whoa, whoa Wow, who's the sore loser of the group?
Three two one you? No? Yeah, all right, what's two
cards you have?

Speaker 2 (18:05):
I'm open minded and cries during a movie.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
I am daydreams. Luckiest doesn't give themselves enough credit, goes
with the flow, spontaneous and easily bored. The two that
we couldn't really decide on that are in the middle
is creative in the Hugger, even though I think I
should probably get the creative card as well. No, that's
like your opinion, man, So it's.

Speaker 2 (18:29):
Your opinion too. Why do you think your opinion matters
more than mine?

Speaker 1 (18:32):
Because I'm a man?

Speaker 2 (18:33):
Yeah, I know. That's why I hate men comes full
Circlet see what I did there?

Speaker 1 (18:42):
And that game was called twosome? Onto our next game.
We're gonna play three games here today. Second game. I'm
gonna ask chatipt a question. I guess I shouldn't have
mixed those up. I guess you could have played them
next week.

Speaker 2 (18:58):
Stupid.

Speaker 1 (18:59):
I'm gonna ask chatchy Be to your question what celebrities
to do an impression of? And you're gonna have to
do it.

Speaker 2 (19:08):
I'm not doing an impression. No, No, we both have
to do it. I'm terrible impression.

Speaker 1 (19:16):
I opt out, can't opt out. You have to give
it your best.

Speaker 2 (19:21):
I'll tentatively play, but if it's like an Australian accent,
I won't be able to do it. Well, I don't
know how to do it.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
I don't right, Eh, it's stipy fucking easy. It's putting
a hump on the bobby. No, why not? All right?
Chat p t al right. First one, Morgan Freeman, go ahead,
I don't even know.

Speaker 2 (19:45):
I don't even know.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
Yeah you can here we are.

Speaker 2 (19:55):
He almost went with the guy that you will always
do with a sh We're talking about Joe.

Speaker 1 (20:04):
Right here on the offen of podcast, My good pal,
Morgan Freeman. It got better as it went on. I
gotta hear his voice channel has date authoritative nations, narrations
for storytelling. Right next one, Christopher Walkin, go ahead.

Speaker 2 (20:26):
I don't even I'm not good at that.

Speaker 1 (20:29):
Like two tickets for and Glorious Bastards. Hey, that's Christopher Walking.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
That's Christopher Walking.

Speaker 1 (20:37):
I do Arnold Schwartze Seger.

Speaker 4 (20:40):
I'll be what you get to the job? Are you doing?

Speaker 1 (20:44):
Now? How can you not do any impression of adult?
I don't get it. I don't impressions. Who's your daddy
and what does he do? All right? Do Michael Caine,
Sir Michael Kane.

Speaker 2 (21:02):
I don't know how I enjoy your Michael Kane?

Speaker 1 (21:04):
Why you enjoy my sh show? Why you enjoy my
Michael Kaine, it is because it's my voice is bad night,
a little bit nigely. There's no Michael Kayane like to
eat wood chips as a kid. Especially we're off the
desk of a school, off a school desk.

Speaker 2 (21:16):
Why, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (21:17):
I just made it up. Actually no, I think Dana
Carvey says that I'm counting.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
Okay, Then we just decide that Jodie Foster is the
female vers Jodi.

Speaker 1 (21:27):
Foster, you know, just yeah, she's not She's not English.
It's the only thing that's different. You just kind of
do the same impression a little bit. You ever seen
Shilence of the Lambs. She's gotta put your you gotta
put your chins together. And then if you want to do,
tell you right now it's the best. I can't.

Speaker 4 (21:42):
I can't.

Speaker 1 (21:42):
I feel like I lost Tyler to do Trump.

Speaker 2 (21:45):
Darn, what a skill to lose. I'm gonna miss that one.

Speaker 1 (21:48):
Used to be used to be the best impression you
ever heard. Used to be the best one, not the best,
the greatest somebody.

Speaker 5 (21:58):
You know you just used whisper he's getting old because
you can't hear himself.

Speaker 1 (22:04):
What I don't know what's an impression you can do?

Speaker 2 (22:09):
I can't do anything. I don't do any well.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
Do Marvin the Martian?

Speaker 2 (22:14):
I can't even don Martian.

Speaker 5 (22:19):
I'm gonna blow up Planet Earth because.

Speaker 2 (22:22):
I don't sit and try to practice impressions.

Speaker 4 (22:24):
On neither do I.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
It just comes naturally to me.

Speaker 4 (22:28):
I swear to God.

Speaker 1 (22:29):
I do Marvin probably the best. Now, people at work
said I do the old guy from family got the best?

Speaker 2 (22:37):
Do you do him pretty well?

Speaker 4 (22:39):
The bitch Shop Katie mm hmm.

Speaker 5 (22:43):
Must be nice to being back on this podcast. Say,
whyn't we play another game after? May you play a
little trivias m Chelia Chris six or so.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
A bitch so creepy it's fucking great And all right,
that's impressions?

Speaker 2 (23:00):
Thank God, that's over.

Speaker 1 (23:01):
Why because you're gonna do any Yeah? Yeah, I lost
how to do Trump. I used to be really good
at Trump. You used to do?

Speaker 2 (23:07):
Who did I say? I used to do Trump? You wouldn't.
You weren't doing Trump.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
I was doing bald I was doing the Baldwin.

Speaker 2 (23:13):
Baldwin doing Trump? Mm hmm.

Speaker 1 (23:17):
Yeah yeah, Dennis Miller, Yeah, I was in uh my
Tales from the Crypt movie. I don't know if you
can hear Garth right here. He's breathing very heavy onto
my chest right now because he wants a pet.

Speaker 2 (23:33):
As dinner get close to dinner time.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
Yeah, Garts. Garts kind of sitting here acting like, I
don't know, man, like maybe we should like eat scene
or something.

Speaker 2 (23:48):
I took him both to the vet without I took
them both to the vet, and one of the vet
receptionists was like, oh, do you like country music? Is
that what they're named after? He said no, And then
the younger VET receptionist who's like our age, was like,
party on and so me and her were quoting the
movie and I said, we did actually name him correctly,

(24:09):
even though we didn't know it at the time.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
But Wayne, he'll never die again.

Speaker 2 (24:16):
Wayne. Wayne is the handsome guy who loves all the attention.
And Garth was hiding behind me as as Wayne's getting
all the pets.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
Did you ever find bugs bony attractive when he addressed
like a girl? Bonny? Me either? Just wondering. So I
had a I had a game that I want to play,
but I need to I need to make sure it's
okay with Keaton first. I came up with this last night.
I was very stoned when I came up with this,
and I thought it was hilarious when I was high.
But because I truly think I have I definitely have autism.

Speaker 2 (24:52):
I think you're on the spectrum.

Speaker 1 (24:53):
Yeah, especially for my knowledge of hockey.

Speaker 2 (24:55):
And wrestling, Yeah, a touch of theism.

Speaker 1 (24:57):
So I wanted to be like, what did I What
did I say last night?

Speaker 2 (25:00):
What did you say? Keaton? How the game would be?
How Keaton? How how should I react in this situation?

Speaker 1 (25:07):
Or no? I would like I would over forget, I
forget what it was, but I would like just call Keaton,
just ask him if I have autism?

Speaker 2 (25:18):
Oh, like I did this today. Do I have autism?

Speaker 1 (25:20):
Yeah? Keaton? Yeah, I did, just say is do I
have autism? And all I need from is a simple
yes or no? And that's the That's the whole segment.
It would last for twenty seconds. I think it's a
solid segment. I think he should go for it myself.
That's by Shane Gilli's impression right now not bad, not bad.

(25:45):
Drinking that jalapeno wine again from Endless Summer Winery. You
should definitely go check out that wine Jalapeno with raisins.
I think it's what it's called from Endless Summer Winery.
It's a fire tuxt where you can get it.

Speaker 2 (25:57):
I think they're located in Defiance or Augusta.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
Yeah, because we were there before.

Speaker 2 (26:02):
It makes some weird wines.

Speaker 1 (26:04):
I'm not an advocate. I don't like wine.

Speaker 2 (26:06):
No, you like spicy wine though, I like spicy.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
The wine and champagne a little bit of the bubbly
with this. Oh yeah, my impressions used to be so
much better. They suck.

Speaker 2 (26:23):
Today they're doing pretty good.

Speaker 1 (26:24):
I thought, yeah, yeah, could have been better, could have
been better? All right, last game? Which one you want
to play? Do you want to play nineties movie trivia
or a music quiz?

Speaker 2 (26:40):
I don't know. I'm going to be terrible at both.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
Yeah, I know, but you gotta pick one.

Speaker 2 (26:44):
Well, dude, the nineties movie trivia?

Speaker 1 (26:45):
All right. Well, Katie seems like it's gonna take her
twenty fucking minutes to get the box up. Oh there
she goes, she got open.

Speaker 2 (26:50):
I do I just do one and pass one to you? Yeah,
just each get it like a You get it, then
you get to keep the card.

Speaker 1 (26:59):
Yeah, we'll play first person that ten wins ten?

Speaker 2 (27:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (27:03):
Ten? Oh it's with me. It's not gonna go long
because I'm gonna win. That's what I meant by that.

Speaker 2 (27:07):
All right? Who directed Edward Scissorhands Batman returns in Sleepy Hollow?

Speaker 1 (27:12):
That would be Tim Burton, yeap.

Speaker 2 (27:15):
Ding.

Speaker 1 (27:18):
Question for Katie. I guess I should mark down one.

Speaker 2 (27:22):
For me or you just could keep the cards.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
Don't tell me how to run my show? Okay, thank you?
Do I come on your show and tell you how
to run your show? Oh wait, you don't have one, loser,
I don't have one. You just scroll on TikTok all
day and read books.

Speaker 2 (27:40):
It's true.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
What kind of books?

Speaker 2 (27:42):
Fairy porn?

Speaker 1 (27:44):
Well? Question for Katie. Saving Private Ryan takes place during
which war?

Speaker 2 (27:51):
World War Nope, world War Two?

Speaker 1 (27:55):
It's correct.

Speaker 2 (27:56):
Yes, I've never seen it.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
You never seen Saving Private Ryan. No, that's a good movie.
That's a really good movie.

Speaker 2 (28:02):
Who's saying My Heart Will go On from the movie Titanic?

Speaker 1 (28:05):
Celine Dion?

Speaker 4 (28:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (28:08):
All right, question for Katie. You got a multiple choice
question here? Which actress played Bruce Wayne's love interest in
Batman Forever? Batman Forever for is like my guilty pleasure
favorite movie. It's not a good movie, But I love
that movie. I don't know why I love that movie,

(28:28):
but I fucking love it. Jim Carrey's a riddler and
Tommy Lee Jones's two Face and Valcuumer's batman. Who plays
the love interest?

Speaker 2 (28:38):
Are you gonna gave me the multiple choice?

Speaker 1 (28:39):
Oh? Yeah, A Nicole Kidman, B, Meg Ryan, C m
Thurman or D Jack Nicholson. A, that's correct. Who would
you rather bone? I don't know who, Meg Ryan or
Jack Nicholson, Jack Nicholson, Jack Nicholson now or nineteen seventy
four for Meg rind.

Speaker 2 (29:08):
All right? The movie Clueless is loosely based on what
Jane Austin book, Oh Fuck Pride and Prejudice, Emma, or
Sense and sensibility prejudice? Is that your answer?

Speaker 1 (29:21):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (29:22):
No?

Speaker 1 (29:22):
What is it?

Speaker 2 (29:23):
Emma?

Speaker 1 (29:24):
I don't think I knew that.

Speaker 2 (29:25):
I don't even know what I'm as I.

Speaker 1 (29:27):
Don't know either. I love that movie too. That's one
of my all time favente movies. I know as if
as If Stupid Game is tied back to me. What
was the name of Leonardo DiCaprio's character in the movie Titanic, Jack, Yeah,
I'll give it to you Jack Dawson.

Speaker 2 (29:46):
I would never have known that Jack I never.

Speaker 1 (29:49):
Let go, then she lets go. Do you think he
could have fit on the Yeah?

Speaker 2 (29:53):
I've only seen that movie once, and I was in
my fucking twenties when I watched it, and I was like,
this was the hype.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
Oh so you didn't watch in the nineties when you
got like the double vhs.

Speaker 2 (30:01):
No, I know that I've seen those. I know they exist.

Speaker 1 (30:03):
I only watch the second VHS because that's when the
ship starts sinking and that's when all the action happens.
I don't give a funck about the love interest and
painting like when you're French girls. I don't give a
shit about that. I want to see people fall from
this boat, right, people die. I'm in this for I'm
in this for action and adventure. And then that bitch
didn't let him on the fucking door. What an asshole?

(30:24):
All right, Well you're up three to one or three
to two. Yes.

Speaker 2 (30:30):
At the sixty ninth Academy Awards, that's nice. What film
won Best Picture? Independence Day? The Full Monty or The
English Patient?

Speaker 1 (30:41):
The English Patient?

Speaker 2 (30:42):
Yeah, I've never seen that. I don't even know.

Speaker 1 (30:44):
It definitely wasn't Independence Day. I knew that full Monty.
I feel like that's a Monty Python movie. I could
be totally wrong on that. No idea, no idea. Who
voiced Shoe in the movie Milan? I pronounce that right? Yeah,

(31:05):
I've only seen Milan once. I wasn't a fan. You
want to why because it was a girl leader and
I was a boy.

Speaker 2 (31:12):
It's a great movie, Eddie Murphy.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
That's correct. Come on, that's a good joke. You're listening
to offended. I mean, what do you expect. You're supposed
to be offended.

Speaker 2 (31:21):
I am offended every fucking day of my life.

Speaker 1 (31:23):
Do I actually believe these things? Yeah? I do?

Speaker 2 (31:26):
Yes, I knew that's what your answer was.

Speaker 1 (31:30):
I don't just in some movies.

Speaker 2 (31:36):
Who directed Thelma and Louise? And there's no multiple choice.

Speaker 4 (31:41):
On a time.

Speaker 1 (31:44):
When you say the name, I'm gonna be pissed. Oh shit,
I know this. You cannot be me in this game.

Speaker 2 (31:55):
I'm going to if you lose this one, it'll be
a second one in a row. First name starts with
an R and last name starts with an.

Speaker 1 (32:06):
S roman Spielberg.

Speaker 2 (32:15):
Ridley Scott.

Speaker 1 (32:16):
Oh, it is Ridley Scott. That's why I'm Brad. That's
Brad Pitt's like breakout movie?

Speaker 2 (32:22):
Is it never seen? Thumb and Louise?

Speaker 1 (32:25):
Really on which of Andy's toys does baby Molly drool
in the opening scene of Toy Story a Wood he
b Rex or c. Mister potato head.

Speaker 2 (32:40):
I think it's potato that is correct.

Speaker 1 (32:46):
So they just watched on Shane gillis when people are like,
people are mad, they watch Fox News and they get
mad that miss potato head and now is a woman?
What it's miss potato head for a reason?

Speaker 2 (32:59):
Oh and the clueless one in the film Clueless. What
is the name of Schar's High School? Beverly Hills High School,
Bronson Alcott High School or Beverly Glenn Academy Beverly Glenn No,
Bronson Alcott High School. Wow, you are doing terrible, terrible, Well.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
These are like obscure fucking questions mine mine haven't been
now And of course, like one of my favorite movies,
I get to the questions wrong too.

Speaker 2 (33:32):
You got too wrong.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
I have a fucking clueless hat and T shirt that
I wear constantly cause I love that movie.

Speaker 2 (33:37):
Burnham, you're not a true fan.

Speaker 1 (33:39):
Don't you fucking burn them? Let me you got five,
five or three? In which movie? In which movie released
in nineteen ninety five, was the first entirely computed animated
feature length.

Speaker 2 (33:51):
Film entirely animated? What does that mean?

Speaker 1 (33:55):
Computer animated not a cartoon?

Speaker 2 (33:57):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (33:59):
What was the first one? I would give you multiple choice,
but the multiple choice totally gives it away.

Speaker 2 (34:03):
Can I get the first letter? T Toy Story? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (34:12):
Yeah, the multiple choice questions were Toy Story, Bugs, Life
from Monsters, Incle It's like, yeah, which one came first?
So you're getting like the get all the easy ones?
Hip hop and pop?

Speaker 2 (34:26):
Oh? I actually do know this one, but yeah, I
don't know if you will.

Speaker 1 (34:31):
Of course.

Speaker 2 (34:32):
What are the names of the two mice from the
Rescuers down Under?

Speaker 1 (34:35):
Chip and Deal?

Speaker 2 (34:37):
The mice the mice Miss Bianca and Bernard, Miss Bethan
and Billy, Miss Benita and Brendan b No, it's miss
Bianca and Bernard. I love that fucking movie.

Speaker 1 (34:55):
Wow? Who play? It's sister Helen Prejeane and dead Man
Walking A Susan Sarandon, b Glenn Close or see Diane Keaton.
I don't even know what the movie Diane me.

Speaker 2 (35:12):
I don't know what movie is it?

Speaker 1 (35:15):
Dead Man Walking I have no idea what that is.
I almost just gave you the answer. That's a movie
with so and so.

Speaker 2 (35:23):
What are my choices? Nicole Kidman, Nope.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
A Susan Sarandon, B Glenn Close or see Diane Keaton.

Speaker 2 (35:30):
Susan Sarandon who we just talked about the other night.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
Yeah, she's the voice of the doctor Wong and Rick
and Morty pick and that is the correct answer.

Speaker 2 (35:37):
Yes, I knew we talked about her for a reason.
Isn't that weird? I didn't know what her name was.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
Oh geez, Rick, she got another one. I don't like it.
I don't like you don't like it?

Speaker 3 (35:53):
Rick?

Speaker 1 (35:53):
Why the fuck man that was? That's another impression. She's
fucking Chris Morty.

Speaker 2 (36:01):
One to the next segment. Oh, which nineteen nine night?

Speaker 1 (36:09):
It was?

Speaker 2 (36:09):
Which nineteen ninety one movie starred Anthony Hopkins, Jodie Foster,
and Ted Levie.

Speaker 1 (36:14):
You Shy of the lamps?

Speaker 2 (36:16):
Yeah, well look you.

Speaker 1 (36:17):
Got one fuck yourself?

Speaker 2 (36:21):
Six to four seventy four? Right now?

Speaker 1 (36:23):
You know what account?

Speaker 2 (36:24):
I do know?

Speaker 1 (36:25):
Jurassic Park is based on a novel by which writer?
I know this one?

Speaker 2 (36:30):
So I'm sure you do. Oh, I don't get multiple
choice it, Actually, I don't. I have no idea. I
have no idea.

Speaker 1 (36:37):
Michael Crichton, Michael Crane, Crichton, Crichton, I shaved, Michael Kaine.

Speaker 4 (36:44):
He's yeah, yeah, shave Michael Kaine.

Speaker 6 (36:47):
He wrote that. Yeah, he wrote a Jurassic Park Dyeah. Yeah,
he's just strolling through the park. He's just strolling through
the park. Hey, I probably could make that. And she's
shot on a turtle.

Speaker 2 (37:00):
What was Hannibal Lecter's choice of wine with liver in
Silence of the Lambs Fava Merlow Bordeaux or Kiyanti Kiyanti? Yeah,
how do you know?

Speaker 1 (37:13):
I've seen that movie.

Speaker 2 (37:15):
You don't even like wine? Though.

Speaker 1 (37:16):
You didn't even give me You didn't even give me
it in the correct order.

Speaker 2 (37:19):
Because I wasn't sure if I said Kyanti or shianty,
and I had to think about it for a minute.
Did it matter if I gave it in the right order?
It didn't matter.

Speaker 1 (37:27):
Oh oh, Trikie's making a comeback. Catching Up, which animed
movie released in November nineteen ninety five, won a Special
Achievement Academy Award.

Speaker 2 (37:38):
Animated Movie, Yes, but not fully animated.

Speaker 1 (37:41):
It could be cartoon, It can be computer generated. It
could be anything. Animated means anythingeen.

Speaker 2 (37:48):
Nineteen ninety five, it has to be Disney. I think
Lion King came out earlier than nineteen ninety five.

Speaker 1 (37:56):
Maybe it did, Maybe you didn't. Who's to say me?
So I can't give you the answer.

Speaker 2 (38:01):
What was the Academy Award.

Speaker 1 (38:03):
For Special Achievement because I don't think uh, anime movies
became a category until like late nineties, which is wild thing.

Speaker 2 (38:11):
Maybe I'll say Lion King.

Speaker 1 (38:12):
Lion King.

Speaker 2 (38:13):
Yeah, yeah, I thought that came out like ninety three.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
You give second chance, You're not gonna get the point.
But um, it doesn't matter anyways, loser, We've only had
seven questions about it already.

Speaker 2 (38:27):
Toy story, Yeah, fuck you. How many children does Robin
Williams have in missus?

Speaker 1 (38:34):
Doubtfire three? Doubt the fire dud.

Speaker 4 (38:44):
Help us on the way, dear.

Speaker 1 (38:49):
Doing great impression of a hot dog. Oh jeez, sitting
in the court mine, Nancy and I are just looking
for the other half of my head.

Speaker 2 (39:03):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (39:05):
He just realized what Yeah, the whole scene.

Speaker 2 (39:07):
I know you, I know what you're talking about. I
just thought you were Stop.

Speaker 1 (39:11):
Do you think you're funny? You know I used to
think that was but today you have proven me wrong.

Speaker 2 (39:21):
Is it my turn?

Speaker 1 (39:23):
The songs? My guy, My God? And I will follow him?
Feature in which nineties.

Speaker 2 (39:29):
Movieck my God, it's di direct love that movie.

Speaker 1 (39:33):
I know when I saw it. When I pulled that cars, like,
motherfucker of all the movies, how many you got? You
need more?

Speaker 2 (39:39):
I need more? Fuck? Fuck You'll get this one. John Travolta,
Uma Thurman, and Samuel Jackson starting which nineties iconic film
shot Marvin?

Speaker 1 (39:49):
Didn't mean the shoot Marvin's pulp fiction. Yeah, it's literally
just like watching like part of that movie the other
day for some reason, came on like watch Mojo of
like the funniest accidental death scenes and movies, And when
Travalta turns around the gun he's like he shoots, He's like, ah, shit,
he just shot Marvin.

Speaker 2 (40:08):
So I didn't put pieces together. Un So I was
like way older. Me and my sister were talking about it.
But my grandma always like started to get offended by
you know, like y nudity and shit in movies, and
she loved John Travolta, and she's like, yeah, just one
of his movies. I just had to walk me and
your grandfather walked out of the theater. And then like two

(40:31):
years later, after she told me the story, we watched
like Chicago together as a family, and I'm like, oh,
dear lord, Like I was like twelve, you know, so
I'm like, how bad could have been? I've never seen
pulp fiction. I watched it and I was like, oh,
they walked, they walked out during the rape scene. I
can tell you the moment that they got up out
of the theater.

Speaker 1 (40:47):
Baseball bat yeah, next question. If you get this wrong.
I have a feeling that several people on the Anything
but Credble network it would be highly offended. When I
see several people, I mean everyone on the network's to
be high may all like which actor plays Cameron Poa
the nineteen ninety seven American action film con Air.

Speaker 2 (41:07):
I've never seen it.

Speaker 1 (41:09):
You might have to watch that tonight. I don't know,
you don't know.

Speaker 2 (41:13):
I don't even have a guess.

Speaker 1 (41:14):
Nicholas Cage.

Speaker 2 (41:15):
Oh my god, that's why I've never seen it.

Speaker 1 (41:19):
Watch your mouth. You're I know you're not going to
allow you back. Go ahead.

Speaker 2 (41:28):
Ron Underwood directed which American Western comedy film City Slickers,
Cowboys or the mask of Zoro.

Speaker 1 (41:36):
City Slickers.

Speaker 2 (41:37):
Yeah, I don't even know what that is.

Speaker 1 (41:39):
City Slickers, Billy Crystal, Billy Crystal in What's his Name?
From Home Alone? Marv Wow? What all? What prince song does?
Julia Roberts sing in the Bathtub and Pretty Woman a

(42:00):
Purple Rain b kiss or see Raspberry Beret?

Speaker 2 (42:06):
Which one's kiss? Sound like.

Speaker 1 (42:10):
God gave rock and roll to you.

Speaker 4 (42:13):
Gave rock and roll to you.

Speaker 2 (42:17):
That's not kiss.

Speaker 1 (42:18):
That is kiss that's by the band kiss?

Speaker 2 (42:21):
Is that one? You don't have to be rich to
be my.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
Girl, don't have to be cool? Rum Well.

Speaker 2 (42:31):
That's that's that's my answer. Yeah, that's what she sings.

Speaker 1 (42:36):
That's correct. I just.

Speaker 2 (42:41):
Yeahright.

Speaker 1 (42:42):
Even though Raspberry Beret is the best Prince of all time,
I just don't remember. Actually, no, I take that. It's
Purple Rain, Purple Rains the greatest, one of the greatest
songs ever made. That super performance is fucking incredible. You
need one more for the wind, I need two more
to make I need one more to tie you.

Speaker 2 (42:59):
Who's the art is Eva Paran In the nineteen ninety
six musical Avida, Madonna, Whitney Houston or.

Speaker 1 (43:05):
Mariah Carey can you say it one more time?

Speaker 2 (43:08):
Who starred as Eva Puran in the nineteen ninety six
musical Avida, Madonna, Whitney Houston or Mariah Carey.

Speaker 1 (43:17):
No, fucking, no, fucking no Madonna? Yeah, yes, tie game?
What a comeback?

Speaker 2 (43:23):
Yuckie?

Speaker 1 (43:25):
All right? You have to win by two?

Speaker 3 (43:28):
No?

Speaker 1 (43:28):
Yeah, you can't just win on the next questions you
can you can't.

Speaker 2 (43:32):
We have to go into like a you can't just
make up rules.

Speaker 1 (43:35):
My it's my shocking dude. What which of these Jim
Carrey films was not released in the nineteen nineties? The Mask, Liar, Liar?
Or Me Myself and Irene.

Speaker 2 (43:48):
I've never even seen Me Myself for Irene.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
You never seen that movie when he takes a shit
in the front yard. No, oh, it's so funny.

Speaker 2 (43:55):
I'm gonna say that one.

Speaker 1 (43:57):
That's correct, all right? Ask me one more. If I
tie it, we go to overtime. If not, you win
the game.

Speaker 2 (44:04):
Okay, cool, you're not going to know this one. What
sort of shop does Hugh Grant own in notting Hill?
A bookshop, florist or coffee shop?

Speaker 1 (44:16):
Flower shop? No, it's coffee shop, isn't it. No? Damn
the book shop. I want to see, just for out
of curiousity, I want to see if you can get
this question. Which actor won two consecutive Oscars in.

Speaker 2 (44:29):
The nineteen nineties, what like the same year.

Speaker 1 (44:35):
No, two consecutive Oscars in the nineties, back to back
bestop like Best Actor.

Speaker 2 (44:39):
Like nineteen ninety one and nineteen ninety two.

Speaker 1 (44:41):
That would be two consecutive years.

Speaker 2 (44:43):
Just making sure, making sure is a Tom Cruise.

Speaker 1 (44:47):
No, I don't think he's ever won in the Cabby Ward.
It's it, think about it. Mama always said livestock box
chocolates you nevers?

Speaker 2 (44:57):
Yeah, that makes sense. Probably what for Scump? And for
Scump and No.

Speaker 1 (45:06):
Thirteen? What did he went back to back for? That's
it's a good question. What two movies did Tom Cruise win?
Tom Cruise? Now you got me saying some.

Speaker 2 (45:17):
Cruise, Tom Hanks.

Speaker 1 (45:19):
Tom Cruise is so much cooler. He like jumps off
buildings and stuff and breaks his ribs, all right, And
that basically wraps it up here.

Speaker 2 (45:29):
On Offender Winner on a Wednesday?

Speaker 1 (45:34):
Wow, a winner on a Wednesday? I hate you?

Speaker 2 (45:38):
I know?

Speaker 1 (45:39):
Well, yeah, do you what do you think?

Speaker 3 (45:41):
What do you?

Speaker 1 (45:41):
What do you think of being back on the show?

Speaker 2 (45:44):
I didn't like the impressions thing.

Speaker 5 (45:48):
Boom, you don't like Kermit the frock? Where's this? Patrick
Mahomes don't know?

Speaker 2 (45:55):
So weird?

Speaker 1 (45:57):
Al Right, before we get out of here, though, we
gotta the show. With one question to chat Chept. I
just asked chat Cheapt to write me a screenplay with
myself and Katie fighting each other in a Mortal Kombat tournament,
but fall in love. The title is Love Strikes Back

(46:20):
at Night moratl Kombat Arena. Todd a skilled martial artist
and Katie a fierce competitor. You're not even that good
to get like skilled martial arts. Just like, yeah, you're
kind of a good competitor. Todd. A skilled martial artists
and Katie, a fierce competitor, face off in the Mortal
Kombat Tournament. Announcer booming voice, Round one Todd versus Katie fight.
The battle begins with swift kicks and punches, each displaying

(46:42):
their unique fighting styles. Todd grinning, You're good, Katie, but
I've got this, Katie laughing, don't underestimate me, Todd. As
the fight intensifies, Todd and Katie exchanged powerful moves, showcasing
their martial arts Prowess Tournament observation deck. Later between rounds,
Todd and Katy catch their breath. Tod smiling, You're not

(47:05):
like any opponent I have ever faced, Katie teasing teasingly.
Maybe that's because I'm not just any opponent. Their banter continues,
revealing it growling connection beyond the tournament World Combat Arena
Final Round. The final round approaches. The crowd cheers as
Todd and Katy prepare for the last battle. Todd sirius
made the best fighter win. Katie grinning, agreed. The fight

(47:26):
is fierce, but there's a moment hesitation as Todd and
Katie lock eyes. Todd softly, is there another way to
settle this? Katie smiling? Maybe there is? They decided to
team up, surprising everyone in the arena. World Combat Arena
Tag Team round. That's the next scene is when I say, arena,
If you didn't know, Katie, all right, will Combat Arena
tag team round? Todd and Katy, now fighting side by side,

(47:48):
dominate the tag team round with perfect synchronization. I say
that right. Synchronization, synchronization, synchronization. Crowd cheering Todd and k
Todd and kat stupid. The ternament ends but a new
love story begins as Todd and Katie exit the arena together,
victorious in more than one way. As they fuck fade out,

(48:10):
love strikes back where moral combat brought two fighters together
in an unexpected way.

Speaker 2 (48:14):
Come over here sounds like my fairy porn.

Speaker 1 (48:20):
And we will see you guys tomorrow. Unoffended. This has
been offended presented by the Anything but Credible Network and
compas Clothing.

Speaker 4 (48:28):
I Love You bad