April 5, 2024 • 25 mins
Some more Offended with Stoutsy and Kevin! Some more bullshit!
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Murder violence and solved cold cases with these politically incorrect assholes.
Like a podcast you've ever heard of your life. It's
men talking about men's stuff.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
With murders, with murders wherever.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
You get your podcast on YouTube and rumble at Radio Ford.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Hey, stoutsy, what offends you people like Kevin?
Speaker 4 (00:36):
How do you feel about that?
Speaker 5 (00:37):
Kevin?
Speaker 6 (00:37):
Uh, pretty open mind to do it.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
So and this is offended presented by the anything. We're
Creble Network and Cobba's clothing.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
We get our fucking bulled therapy.
Speaker 7 (01:13):
They you losers, dude, you fucking I told my therapist
I was like one of my friends, I was talking
about you actually, and she's like, that's scary when he
was sick and like he looked like a bag of bones.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Was like, yeah, first ye seven months after and.
Speaker 6 (01:31):
We were over. We were parking right by like a place.
Speaker 8 (01:34):
It as like a meetings, so I was parking my
car and all of a sudden, I see this dude
walk up my friend to my driver, which I was like,
what is this fucking crackhead?
Speaker 6 (01:44):
She just like lifts up his shirt. He looks so bad.
Speaker 8 (01:49):
I got he goes, you look gross, so unhealthy.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
I was dude. I was fucking quote honors whole bones
and dick. That's all I was.
Speaker 6 (01:59):
Dude, you were just bones.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
We start the next segment just.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Just bones, and it was I was so skinny, gross,
you were dude.
Speaker 6 (02:08):
So when I first.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Sickly looking, I didn't know what to expect me.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
You were like, I'm really skinny now, and then when
you came walking, I was like, oh.
Speaker 9 (02:14):
Yeah, you guys dropped off that that hat. For me,
it was like you were like whoa, Like holy yeah.
I went from like two thirty in that winter when
I first started getting real sick to like one fucking
seventy eighty.
Speaker 7 (02:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
It wasn't like healthy wow, it was like yeah. It
was like yeah, my face was all like my.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Your head was bigger than your body.
Speaker 6 (02:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
My hair was long and greasy because I couldn't get
a fucking hair cut. Dude, you ended up doing a
bullet because I did. I had a mullet.
Speaker 8 (02:42):
Did you sent me a snapchat and said slut cut
or something like that.
Speaker 6 (02:46):
Yeah, he looks like lord fark it was a.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Dude.
Speaker 9 (02:51):
The best thing is when so they started dating like
a new lily. But then I got six. I wasn't
around at all and then uh, and so I me
Kevin the like we would just study each other ship
all through text or Instagram all the time, be like
late at night couch just be like yeah lit he
keeps asking, laughing at it. I keep having to say
it's you, and she like kind of knew who I was, Like,
It's like, who's the secret?
Speaker 3 (03:13):
So my Alexa, I hope just trigger it very cool.
But on that thing over there and the one in
the kitchen anytime for whatever reason, there's like two images
that always pop up, and it's so weird. The ones
me and Rob will which is like really weird that
that one always comes out.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Yeah, it's cool.
Speaker 6 (03:34):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Get out of here, Rob.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
It makes you feel It makes you feel pretty good.
The second one that always comes up a lot, which
I will never not laugh at every time I see him,
Like is you with like the thing wrapped around like
your stomach, of doing the with your shirt off, doing
your eyes rolling in the back of head, saying I'm
the undertaker. No, let me see if I can pull
up the picture you have, like a picture, snapchat, something
(03:57):
I took a screen chat like this one. The funniest
snap chance I've ever gotten.
Speaker 8 (04:01):
Them with my bag on put that screenshot.
Speaker 6 (04:03):
It's right, it's like.
Speaker 9 (04:04):
Literally like right after I probably like surgery and stuff,
and I got the oh that black bag that I yeah, yeah,
that's actually funny. Yeah the undert because the Undertaker just
looks gross and he pulls like down like his black
uh like single it thing whatever like then it just
covers this fat.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Like that picture comes up all the time for whatever reason.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
You got to find the right now, I'll find it
right now.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
It's still those two pictures come up all.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
The time, and I'm so happy that they do.
Speaker 8 (04:40):
Dude, I was like, I got a picture of him
like that in my memories that was like randomly pop
up and it's just nice to see a skinny gym
every once in a while.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Dude, that was hot.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
See was it two thousand and two?
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Do you think that was hot?
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Me? That he was twenty twenty two?
Speaker 2 (04:59):
I would have been twenty twenty, would have been twenty
twenty one.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Twenty twenty one.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Yeah, oh here I just found it.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
Yeah, this comes up all the time for whatever reason.
Is one the picture that comes up all the time?
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Yeah, because because that's the Undertaker picture.
Speaker 8 (05:16):
That sponsored right now.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Just take take it way wait wait, hold you hold
that back up.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Hold take a picture with your phone like you put
Sarah like on your neck.
Speaker 6 (05:30):
Oh did I put the other? Oh? Wow, that is nice.
Speaker 9 (05:37):
It's really nice when the other takes your neck.
Speaker 6 (05:41):
I can't tell what I like more, dude.
Speaker 9 (05:47):
I remember, I think instantly the first time I had
to like change this where you could like see my intestine,
I like took the picture instead of you.
Speaker 8 (05:53):
I still got it.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Yeah, is that the one you sent to me?
Speaker 3 (05:55):
I was like, never said I've said that to.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
You, dude. There's a lot of people that are like, please,
don't ever send that.
Speaker 6 (06:00):
Referred to gym. It's like Jim's nub.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Well, to be fair, recently that you sent me one
of you throwing out, but I was like, never send
me that.
Speaker 8 (06:09):
I was like, you said them a bitch. I threw
up this morning as well.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
But I think I threw a poop. But it's very possible.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
I've seen your penis.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Mine mine, God chance, I remember your penis. It was
like the worst somebody.
Speaker 8 (06:30):
It's like, I just send a picture of me on
the scale and I changed the fucking number is sixty
nine and skinny bitch, and there's like like just the
just like on there, It's just like, why would you
send that out?
Speaker 6 (06:45):
It's like, what.
Speaker 8 (06:46):
The fuck do you mean that's funny?
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Get out funny. It's gonna be my friends over just
sitting on the couch. I hate I hate that. I
laughed too, and I was like.
Speaker 8 (06:55):
Send on the couch.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
I'm like, I think I read played because I'm like,
did I just see it?
Speaker 7 (06:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Yeah I did, Yeah, I did.
Speaker 6 (07:02):
Cameo of the acorn.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
What it makes? It makes me laugh?
Speaker 9 (07:07):
I think it maybe laugh hard because I knew you
were on the other end going's like.
Speaker 8 (07:14):
What are you laughing?
Speaker 6 (07:20):
You don't get it?
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Yeah, you don't get our humor.
Speaker 9 (07:22):
Like you said, yeah, that's so funny of girls.
Speaker 8 (07:28):
Just out you see the snuffles, and she's like, my
friend used to be able to do that on command.
Speaker 6 (07:34):
Was like that was so.
Speaker 10 (07:36):
Talk to me about and she's like, I just like
it sounds sound.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Hey serious, just sound like armpit forks.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Yes, what I had for breakfast beans.
Speaker 9 (08:03):
Dude, it's that it makes me laugh knowing that you
were laughing on the other end.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Stuff you sent me isn't funny, but I know your
reaction on the other end, crying, laughing.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Like.
Speaker 6 (08:19):
Instagram messaging to somebody.
Speaker 8 (08:21):
It was like the original lines of some Nirvana song
and it's a nerve friend, Doug. It was like some
explained thing. And then if you hit the video and
some guy and you're like, oh fuck yeah, like fucking
put it back in or something, he's like, I didn't
realize it. He's like, I thought that I just opened
up this message and you were during Ravana, so I
(08:41):
looked up this actual because I've seen him before. He's like,
and then I hit the sound on your things. It
makes so much sense, Like, yeah, I'm never gonna send
you anything serious.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Yeah, never. I don't know the less time my son
something serious. I was sub Kate, okay, what's up?
Speaker 8 (09:00):
Okay earlier, but that is the one.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Yeah, dude, you only think she's the coolest because she's
obsessed with you for no reason. What's literally no reason.
Speaker 8 (09:14):
If she didn't like me, like, oh yeah whatever, but
she's fun.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Do you guys.
Speaker 9 (09:23):
It's like when a celebrity dude's dick pick comes out.
Do you look it up?
Speaker 6 (09:27):
Did you guys watch the Drinke thing.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
I was gonna say that, but I know the cell
you have yet to you you're lying you watched.
Speaker 8 (09:36):
The college.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Yeah he did it, dude, he laid on the ground.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
He's like, I will say, there was a snapchat from
a person that I know that I'm not going to
drop a name because it's actually makes it funnier if
you know who it is.
Speaker 8 (09:53):
But they had a.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Picture of a like like a fucking like stuffed animal,
not stuffing, but like a balloon animal, and they're like, what.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Does this look like?
Speaker 4 (10:03):
I'm like, no fucking way, Yeah, yeah, Drake's dick.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Yeah I was.
Speaker 8 (10:09):
If you have Drake money and don't have a gigantic dick,
what are you doing?
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Dude? I know it is nice. So to find out Drake.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Has a small dick that like has been like in
a movie or it has been leaked out.
Speaker 9 (10:23):
Actually every that's what that's from?
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Good?
Speaker 6 (10:29):
Is that?
Speaker 8 (10:29):
Okay? Who has small dick energy? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
I assume. I assume that everybody that's like rich and
made it entertainment has to have some type of bid
dick energy. So I have the confidence he.
Speaker 8 (10:41):
Does from the people that mad men.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Yeah, he's got a hammer on him.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
Yeah, I just assume ll Murphy has gigantic balls. But
then you find out Oppenheimer. I mean, you don't even
like it's like, I'm.
Speaker 8 (10:54):
Not trying to watch this dude like what I mean, great,
like this old man womanizing.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
But people hyped it up like it was gonna be
like this big thing and you don't even like you
don't even see it if you see his ball seconds
literally for like a split second.
Speaker 8 (11:05):
Okay, I thought about that. I thought that about the bomb.
I was like, I'm I thought I was gonna be
watching people.
Speaker 10 (11:10):
Fry, so I was a little looked on, but like
I thought I was gonna watch it a little a little.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
I thought they were gonna it's.
Speaker 8 (11:17):
Like it's some fucking English drama that's going on. He's like, oh,
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (11:21):
I can't.
Speaker 8 (11:21):
I can't properly raise my child because I'm so smart.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Yeah, see, I thought they were gonna like fucking.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
I've watched that movie, like you asked, Katie, I watched
that movie like literally for four nights straight.
Speaker 6 (11:32):
It took me like two nights to watch.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
It's my It's in my Mount Rushmore.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
It's replaced Wayneesworth's great. It's a good movie. But I
really thought that I thought they were gonna show was
fucking taking movies.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Back to the future, The Matrix, Jurassic Park, and I
think Oppenheimer.
Speaker 8 (11:48):
Okay, I loved Oppenheimer, like the beginning of it. I
don't know what it was, and it's just.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Because I've gotten sober lately aside from drinking, But like
the beginning of the movie and the way the cinematography
is of like him, Like the way I think he's
in like a cathedral or something. The way that like
the uh, the stained glass windows are like the colors
like shining down on him, and the score of the movie.
It's like it brought me back to a place that
I felt like I was in the college of like
(12:16):
I want to write again, Like I don't know what
it was.
Speaker 6 (12:19):
Yes, Yeah, that's awesome.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
That's why. Yeah, Like that movie made me feel something
again that I haven't felt.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Florence Pece Tits made me feel.
Speaker 6 (12:28):
Like making the one to make art it maybe one
of woman eyes.
Speaker 9 (12:33):
Yeah, when they showed I'll be honest, I found out
like a week before I once saw the movie by
myself and I'm ax. I heard about and I was
like dude, and I was like, dude, I've been wanting to.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Pee wee hermany flor tits for a long time. Dude,
I was just sitting there.
Speaker 9 (12:48):
Honestly, it was a lot better than the bomb. I
was like, this was I left after I saw tits.
Speaker 7 (12:52):
I was like, I left after I I was like,
I was.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
Just I was like those fucking like Florence.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Yeah right, pe you put that sticky pu pussy aid.
Speaker 9 (13:07):
Yeah, never mind, No, but I do remember being like
they did.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
They made a videos. I think I talked about this
the other day.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
It was nothing, but I was like, dude, yeah, I
was like nothing.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
I wasn't like every dude in the movie like saw that.
Speaker 9 (13:21):
Was like like every dude went there to see the bomb,
not to see her tits.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
That's how much we don't really care about tis. That
was very yes, like we were like probably heard like
Florence Q's tits were like yeah, but what about this bomb?
Like that's how fucking.
Speaker 9 (13:33):
Dumb we like we don't care about tits size too.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
I was like, I put killians Murphy dick on there. Also,
I want to look at it. I want to see it.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
Do you see it in no home? But like just
watch twenty eight days later, was.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
It in there?
Speaker 4 (13:48):
Yeah at the very beginning.
Speaker 6 (13:49):
Damn ye.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
Well, hey, Killian, we've seen your balls in but you've
seen your balls.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Putting the chicks tits in there.
Speaker 9 (13:58):
Dude, just go sweet And then girls are also like
I think girls, I think girls would judge.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
I think girls would judge their tits more than guys would.
Speaker 4 (14:07):
Gillian mfy. I think girls would be like pits.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Are kind of kind of like that's what they probably say.
Speaker 8 (14:13):
You know, the dude's school because he pulled off a
fucking ship haircut and like other idiots tried to go
get it that.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
They think in front of me right now, I mean.
Speaker 8 (14:23):
I kind of but.
Speaker 6 (14:27):
Not on purpose. Dude's sick.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
Make fun of my hair, Killian making fun of your hair?
Speaker 8 (14:34):
No, his I made fun of it the other day
after I woke up on Saint Patris Sade maybe texted.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
Well, I just got a cut like to day, like yesterday.
Speaker 7 (14:41):
I know.
Speaker 8 (14:42):
I texted you maybe like Monday or Sundays like, hey dude,
good seeing you, good luck with the ugly long hair.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Immediately kind I can't take this that from this guy
used to bully.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
No, you ain't gonna bully me.
Speaker 4 (14:57):
Shut up, Britney spears.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
I still need to fucking edit the bloopers from the
last House episode. We have like an hour's worth.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Oh yeah, that's probably last one to.
Speaker 8 (15:12):
The podcast, almost the show.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
Sometimes we there is some things that were said on
the bloopers that will never see the light of day,
that were fucking gold.
Speaker 9 (15:22):
Like I really liked when you were asking me who
I would fuck, Mary kill and I said Saddam, and
you said why and I said, because.
Speaker 4 (15:28):
He's hung.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Right all right, because he's got a huge dick, but
they hung him.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
The quick cut is because I went after I go oh,
we both started laughing.
Speaker 6 (15:41):
Mary kill Live.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Laugh, Love.
Speaker 4 (15:45):
Killing Love.
Speaker 6 (15:49):
I think I kill Love Mary laugh.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you live.
Speaker 4 (15:53):
Yeah Morgan, they got live Morgan.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
I guess I live.
Speaker 8 (16:03):
Tyler, dude, what are you telling Live Tyler?
Speaker 4 (16:06):
Such a dude, Mary Tyler Moore.
Speaker 9 (16:11):
Olivia from Sopranos, whose name is Love, he killed Love,
Jordan's killed.
Speaker 6 (16:21):
Jordan's Love and kill.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Live Okay, I like it.
Speaker 8 (16:29):
I asked that question. I just said it because I
thought it's funny. I've been saying the beast like Ye're
like live laugh, love, fucking kill one, marry one. And
then I just lose track of, like, honestly, what people
are saying.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
You're like, all right, I just want to hear your opinion.
Speaker 8 (16:45):
They can't keep track of the three by three method.
Speaker 5 (16:48):
But uh, Mary fu kill me, Jim.
Speaker 4 (16:59):
We're waiting.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Who wants to say he wants to find himself?
Speaker 4 (17:02):
Yeah, fair.
Speaker 6 (17:06):
Oh they're gonna love it.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
You're gonna love me. You're gonna love me. Yeah, I
know you are. You're gonna love me forever. I'd fuck me,
fuck me, I get it. Kevin fucked me.
Speaker 6 (17:18):
I had to say before he came here to in
the mirrors, A fuck it.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
Okayfly get out doing something.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
I'm getting ready to go hang out with my friends.
Speaker 6 (17:30):
Kevin.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Kevin hates his story. I was working with my parents
about that.
Speaker 9 (17:36):
They're like, you know these people, My dad's fucking well,
you know, we really got that standard ground law down there.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
So if he probably met, I'm like, not dead, like
he got fucked up.
Speaker 9 (17:44):
And fell dude, And I was like, damn, that could
have been you in Memphis. Yeah, I know when we
lost you for fucking three hours.
Speaker 6 (17:51):
Out of Memphis.
Speaker 8 (17:52):
We're twenty two years old and from Friday night, the
first night were down there. I don't know what was
in my mind, but I was gone.
Speaker 6 (18:01):
And then the last so.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
Yeah, dude, it felt like three hours trying to find Kevin.
Speaker 8 (18:06):
Friends found me turning a corner. They found my phone
on the ground. Yeah, and I wind up back in
like the hotel room, and I wake up and go
to peek grab my phone.
Speaker 6 (18:15):
Everywhere I see a thousand text. I was just like,
where are you at?
Speaker 8 (18:17):
Where you at?
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Like, I'm in the bathroom, Kevin, Hey, what's up? I'm
at the hotel. Where are you? I was like, dude,
you said we lost it for like three hours. The
two black I was like, oh, no, he was talking
crazy and his phone was right there. I was like, oh,
then we saw you walk into the FedEx for him.
Speaker 8 (18:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Also you got handed back.
Speaker 6 (18:35):
Ah.
Speaker 9 (18:36):
We were at this bar and some for some reason,
the door guy handed Kevin back an ID but it
wasn't Kevin's idea. It was an idea of a black man.
And Ken was just like, this saysn't mine, what do
you want? This doesn't even look like me.
Speaker 8 (18:51):
It was like, says, your dick is seven inches on
your idea?
Speaker 6 (18:55):
Is that true?
Speaker 9 (18:56):
No, you should have took the idea no, he was
wearing the skin a.
Speaker 8 (19:04):
List that almost happened. We had Jim met this like
pizza maker.
Speaker 6 (19:13):
That was all.
Speaker 8 (19:15):
This guy was like, yeah, I'm only open. I'm only
open between the hours of like nine thirty pm and
like three am, so I en try.
Speaker 6 (19:22):
To make my grip was like, that's so sick.
Speaker 8 (19:25):
Jim brings you back there the next night and we
get behind the damn counter with this dude.
Speaker 6 (19:29):
Yeah, I go, let's have Garth raad it.
Speaker 9 (19:33):
Jim Kevin to Todd and Bowman hang out, hang out
with hot girls, oh.
Speaker 8 (19:44):
Yeah, and.
Speaker 6 (19:49):
Hot chicks.
Speaker 8 (19:52):
And the e K is like, holy ship yea, and
she never hung out with such hot chicks. And I'm like, yeah, dude,
because you look weird. I'm like, yeah, dude, neither's my friend.
Speaker 6 (20:04):
Jim.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Yeah, probably because you can throw it up gang signs Eddie.
Speaker 6 (20:06):
It's so rad.
Speaker 4 (20:08):
Read this one, yes, yeah, right.
Speaker 8 (20:10):
If we do rock paper scissors, rock paper scissors, shoot
on three.
Speaker 6 (20:16):
Like one two, and then on three.
Speaker 8 (20:18):
We're going so rock paper shoot like one two, and
then on three we're going okay, here we go one two.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
Three, scissors always wins.
Speaker 8 (20:31):
Scissor me, daddy, ask do you want to.
Speaker 6 (20:33):
Split it down the middle.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
No, you can read it. We'll see how you do.
Speaker 8 (20:39):
Title Title Stone Cold Showdown Battle for Love Intro Wrestling
Arena Knight.
Speaker 6 (20:49):
Then arena is packed and.
Speaker 8 (20:51):
Cheering fans a Stone Cold, Steve, Austin, Todd, Jim and
Kevin sit in in the ring, surrounded.
Speaker 6 (20:57):
By hot girls.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
Oh, you think you're the only one who can attract
the ladies?
Speaker 3 (21:08):
Talk?
Speaker 4 (21:11):
So we'll do our parts.
Speaker 6 (21:16):
Actually yeah, you.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
Should wait, we're one lined.
Speaker 8 (21:24):
If we had this all send you our sives then.
Speaker 4 (21:28):
All right?
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Is that possible?
Speaker 8 (21:30):
Jim?
Speaker 6 (21:30):
Can you stone Cold?
Speaker 8 (21:33):
And I'll do Kevin and Jim.
Speaker 4 (21:35):
I'll do Kevin and Jim.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Why can I be Jim?
Speaker 8 (21:41):
Stone Cold is enough?
Speaker 2 (21:42):
You're right, You're right.
Speaker 4 (21:44):
Who's gonna be the hot girls?
Speaker 2 (21:46):
Kevin? Actually I could pull Kevin is a hot girl?
Speaker 5 (21:50):
All right?
Speaker 4 (21:50):
I just sent it to you. Do you guys get it?
All right? So Jim your stone Cold?
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Yes, from the top, all right?
Speaker 4 (21:57):
From the top.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
Title Stone Cold Showed Down Battleful of Interior Wrestling Arena Night.
The arena is packed with cheering fans of stonekeled Steve, Austin, Todd,
Jim and Kevin standing the ring surrounded by hot girls.
Speaker 6 (22:15):
Todd, You're the only one who could attract the ladies.
Speaker 4 (22:17):
Huh, looks like you're gonna have a fight for them, Steve.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
Hot girls, the hot girls.
Speaker 8 (22:25):
The girls giggle is Stone Cold Todd, Jim, and Kevin
prepare for the ultimate showdown. Cut you interior locker room.
Moments later, Stone Cold Todd, Jim, and Kevin gu up
second themselves up for the fight ahead.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
You better be ready, so on, I'm gonna give you
a run for your money.
Speaker 3 (22:50):
Bring it on, Steve, Let's see what you got.
Speaker 8 (22:53):
The tension in the locker room is.
Speaker 6 (22:57):
As they prepared a battle.
Speaker 8 (22:58):
We went to the same graceful as probable as they
prepare for the battle for love. Cut to interior wrestling
ring night. The match begins with Stone Cold Todd, Jim,
and Kevin exchanging fearce blows, each fighting for the affection
of the hot girl. The crowd wars with the excitement
(23:23):
as the battle rages on, bodies slamming into the mat
and adrenaline pumping through their veins. Suddenly, Jim and Kevin
realize that they're true. He prompt it for that.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
It's great, Kevin, I I think I love you Jim.
Speaker 6 (23:45):
I feel the same way.
Speaker 8 (23:48):
They share a passionate kids, shocking everybody, including Stone Cold
and Todd.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
Well dam looks like a little of conquers all.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
Yeah, it sure does.
Speaker 8 (24:05):
The hot girl's cheer is Jim and Kevin embrace her
love stronger than ever. Cut to exterior wrestling arena, Knight,
Stone Cold, Todd, Jim and Kevin exit there together armand arm,
leaving behind a crowd of cheering fans and newfound.
Speaker 6 (24:23):
Love fade out.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
That was a cool story.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
I like to notice there was an underlying type type
and the rest give us one, give us one help.
So what's so funny?
Speaker 8 (24:35):
I said?
Speaker 3 (24:36):
The prompt was write me a screenplay about Stone Cold, Todd,
Jim and Kevin fighting for the love of hot girls.
That's all it was.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
And that's what.
Speaker 8 (24:48):
I thought. Name was like a romantic comedy Kevin and
Jim at all. That's hilarious arguing over the love of
hot chicks.
Speaker 6 (24:59):
Love so related.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
The pizza guy, Let us come the pizza guy. Let
us come behind and like make pizza with him.
Speaker 9 (25:07):
You came behind him, Yeah we did.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
I don't know what Mike is yours. Let's we're gonna
try it.
Speaker 8 (25:14):
Out and they're like, yeah, you only like Katie because
she likes She was like, yeah, you're.
Speaker 4 (25:18):
Wait hold on holi
Speaker 7 (25:44):
Mm hmm
Murder violence and solved cold cases with these politically incorrect assholes.
Like a podcast you've ever heard of your life. It's
men talking about men's stuff.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
With murders, with murders wherever.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
You get your podcast on YouTube and rumble at Radio Ford.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Hey, stoutsy, what offends you people like Kevin?
Speaker 4 (00:36):
How do you feel about that?
Speaker 5 (00:37):
Kevin?
Speaker 6 (00:37):
Uh, pretty open mind to do it.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
So and this is offended presented by the anything. We're
Creble Network and Cobba's clothing.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
We get our fucking bulled therapy.
Speaker 7 (01:13):
They you losers, dude, you fucking I told my therapist
I was like one of my friends, I was talking
about you actually, and she's like, that's scary when he
was sick and like he looked like a bag of bones.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Was like, yeah, first ye seven months after and.
Speaker 6 (01:31):
We were over. We were parking right by like a place.
Speaker 8 (01:34):
It as like a meetings, so I was parking my
car and all of a sudden, I see this dude
walk up my friend to my driver, which I was like,
what is this fucking crackhead?
Speaker 6 (01:44):
She just like lifts up his shirt. He looks so bad.
Speaker 8 (01:49):
I got he goes, you look gross, so unhealthy.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
I was dude. I was fucking quote honors whole bones
and dick. That's all I was.
Speaker 6 (01:59):
Dude, you were just bones.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
We start the next segment just.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Just bones, and it was I was so skinny, gross,
you were dude.
Speaker 6 (02:08):
So when I first.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Sickly looking, I didn't know what to expect me.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
You were like, I'm really skinny now, and then when
you came walking, I was like, oh.
Speaker 9 (02:14):
Yeah, you guys dropped off that that hat. For me,
it was like you were like whoa, Like holy yeah.
I went from like two thirty in that winter when
I first started getting real sick to like one fucking
seventy eighty.
Speaker 7 (02:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
It wasn't like healthy wow, it was like yeah. It
was like yeah, my face was all like my.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Your head was bigger than your body.
Speaker 6 (02:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
My hair was long and greasy because I couldn't get
a fucking hair cut. Dude, you ended up doing a
bullet because I did. I had a mullet.
Speaker 8 (02:42):
Did you sent me a snapchat and said slut cut
or something like that.
Speaker 6 (02:46):
Yeah, he looks like lord fark it was a.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Dude.
Speaker 9 (02:51):
The best thing is when so they started dating like
a new lily. But then I got six. I wasn't
around at all and then uh, and so I me
Kevin the like we would just study each other ship
all through text or Instagram all the time, be like
late at night couch just be like yeah lit he
keeps asking, laughing at it. I keep having to say
it's you, and she like kind of knew who I was, Like,
It's like, who's the secret?
Speaker 3 (03:13):
So my Alexa, I hope just trigger it very cool.
But on that thing over there and the one in
the kitchen anytime for whatever reason, there's like two images
that always pop up, and it's so weird. The ones
me and Rob will which is like really weird that
that one always comes out.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Yeah, it's cool.
Speaker 6 (03:34):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Get out of here, Rob.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
It makes you feel It makes you feel pretty good.
The second one that always comes up a lot, which
I will never not laugh at every time I see him,
Like is you with like the thing wrapped around like
your stomach, of doing the with your shirt off, doing
your eyes rolling in the back of head, saying I'm
the undertaker. No, let me see if I can pull
up the picture you have, like a picture, snapchat, something
(03:57):
I took a screen chat like this one. The funniest
snap chance I've ever gotten.
Speaker 8 (04:01):
Them with my bag on put that screenshot.
Speaker 6 (04:03):
It's right, it's like.
Speaker 9 (04:04):
Literally like right after I probably like surgery and stuff,
and I got the oh that black bag that I yeah, yeah,
that's actually funny. Yeah the undert because the Undertaker just
looks gross and he pulls like down like his black
uh like single it thing whatever like then it just
covers this fat.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
Like that picture comes up all the time for whatever reason.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
You got to find the right now, I'll find it
right now.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
It's still those two pictures come up all.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
The time, and I'm so happy that they do.
Speaker 8 (04:40):
Dude, I was like, I got a picture of him
like that in my memories that was like randomly pop
up and it's just nice to see a skinny gym
every once in a while.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Dude, that was hot.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
See was it two thousand and two?
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Do you think that was hot?
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Me? That he was twenty twenty two?
Speaker 2 (04:59):
I would have been twenty twenty, would have been twenty
twenty one.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Twenty twenty one.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Yeah, oh here I just found it.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
Yeah, this comes up all the time for whatever reason.
Is one the picture that comes up all the time?
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Yeah, because because that's the Undertaker picture.
Speaker 8 (05:16):
That sponsored right now.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Just take take it way wait wait, hold you hold
that back up.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Hold take a picture with your phone like you put
Sarah like on your neck.
Speaker 6 (05:30):
Oh did I put the other? Oh? Wow, that is nice.
Speaker 9 (05:37):
It's really nice when the other takes your neck.
Speaker 6 (05:41):
I can't tell what I like more, dude.
Speaker 9 (05:47):
I remember, I think instantly the first time I had
to like change this where you could like see my intestine,
I like took the picture instead of you.
Speaker 8 (05:53):
I still got it.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Yeah, is that the one you sent to me?
Speaker 3 (05:55):
I was like, never said I've said that to.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
You, dude. There's a lot of people that are like, please,
don't ever send that.
Speaker 6 (06:00):
Referred to gym. It's like Jim's nub.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
Well, to be fair, recently that you sent me one
of you throwing out, but I was like, never send
me that.
Speaker 8 (06:09):
I was like, you said them a bitch. I threw
up this morning as well.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
But I think I threw a poop. But it's very possible.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
I've seen your penis.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Mine mine, God chance, I remember your penis. It was
like the worst somebody.
Speaker 8 (06:30):
It's like, I just send a picture of me on
the scale and I changed the fucking number is sixty
nine and skinny bitch, and there's like like just the
just like on there, It's just like, why would you
send that out?
Speaker 6 (06:45):
It's like, what.
Speaker 8 (06:46):
The fuck do you mean that's funny?
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Get out funny. It's gonna be my friends over just
sitting on the couch. I hate I hate that. I
laughed too, and I was like.
Speaker 8 (06:55):
Send on the couch.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
I'm like, I think I read played because I'm like,
did I just see it?
Speaker 7 (06:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Yeah I did, Yeah, I did.
Speaker 6 (07:02):
Cameo of the acorn.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
What it makes? It makes me laugh?
Speaker 9 (07:07):
I think it maybe laugh hard because I knew you
were on the other end going's like.
Speaker 8 (07:14):
What are you laughing?
Speaker 6 (07:20):
You don't get it?
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Yeah, you don't get our humor.
Speaker 9 (07:22):
Like you said, yeah, that's so funny of girls.
Speaker 8 (07:28):
Just out you see the snuffles, and she's like, my
friend used to be able to do that on command.
Speaker 6 (07:34):
Was like that was so.
Speaker 10 (07:36):
Talk to me about and she's like, I just like
it sounds sound.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
Hey serious, just sound like armpit forks.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Yes, what I had for breakfast beans.
Speaker 9 (08:03):
Dude, it's that it makes me laugh knowing that you
were laughing on the other end.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Stuff you sent me isn't funny, but I know your
reaction on the other end, crying, laughing.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Like.
Speaker 6 (08:19):
Instagram messaging to somebody.
Speaker 8 (08:21):
It was like the original lines of some Nirvana song
and it's a nerve friend, Doug. It was like some
explained thing. And then if you hit the video and
some guy and you're like, oh fuck yeah, like fucking
put it back in or something, he's like, I didn't
realize it. He's like, I thought that I just opened
up this message and you were during Ravana, so I
(08:41):
looked up this actual because I've seen him before. He's like,
and then I hit the sound on your things. It
makes so much sense, Like, yeah, I'm never gonna send
you anything serious.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Yeah, never. I don't know the less time my son
something serious. I was sub Kate, okay, what's up?
Speaker 8 (09:00):
Okay earlier, but that is the one.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
Yeah, dude, you only think she's the coolest because she's
obsessed with you for no reason. What's literally no reason.
Speaker 8 (09:14):
If she didn't like me, like, oh yeah whatever, but
she's fun.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Do you guys.
Speaker 9 (09:23):
It's like when a celebrity dude's dick pick comes out.
Do you look it up?
Speaker 6 (09:27):
Did you guys watch the Drinke thing.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
I was gonna say that, but I know the cell
you have yet to you you're lying you watched.
Speaker 8 (09:36):
The college.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Yeah he did it, dude, he laid on the ground.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
He's like, I will say, there was a snapchat from
a person that I know that I'm not going to
drop a name because it's actually makes it funnier if
you know who it is.
Speaker 8 (09:53):
But they had a.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Picture of a like like a fucking like stuffed animal,
not stuffing, but like a balloon animal, and they're like, what.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
Does this look like?
Speaker 4 (10:03):
I'm like, no fucking way, Yeah, yeah, Drake's dick.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Yeah I was.
Speaker 8 (10:09):
If you have Drake money and don't have a gigantic dick,
what are you doing?
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Dude? I know it is nice. So to find out Drake.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Has a small dick that like has been like in
a movie or it has been leaked out.
Speaker 9 (10:23):
Actually every that's what that's from?
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Good?
Speaker 6 (10:29):
Is that?
Speaker 8 (10:29):
Okay? Who has small dick energy? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
I assume. I assume that everybody that's like rich and
made it entertainment has to have some type of bid
dick energy. So I have the confidence he.
Speaker 8 (10:41):
Does from the people that mad men.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Yeah, he's got a hammer on him.
Speaker 3 (10:46):
Yeah, I just assume ll Murphy has gigantic balls. But
then you find out Oppenheimer. I mean, you don't even
like it's like, I'm.
Speaker 8 (10:54):
Not trying to watch this dude like what I mean, great,
like this old man womanizing.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
But people hyped it up like it was gonna be
like this big thing and you don't even like you
don't even see it if you see his ball seconds
literally for like a split second.
Speaker 8 (11:05):
Okay, I thought about that. I thought that about the bomb.
I was like, I'm I thought I was gonna be
watching people.
Speaker 10 (11:10):
Fry, so I was a little looked on, but like
I thought I was gonna watch it a little a little.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
I thought they were gonna it's.
Speaker 8 (11:17):
Like it's some fucking English drama that's going on. He's like, oh,
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (11:21):
I can't.
Speaker 8 (11:21):
I can't properly raise my child because I'm so smart.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Yeah, see, I thought they were gonna like fucking.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
I've watched that movie, like you asked, Katie, I watched
that movie like literally for four nights straight.
Speaker 6 (11:32):
It took me like two nights to watch.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
It's my It's in my Mount Rushmore.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
It's replaced Wayneesworth's great. It's a good movie. But I
really thought that I thought they were gonna show was
fucking taking movies.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
Back to the future, The Matrix, Jurassic Park, and I
think Oppenheimer.
Speaker 8 (11:48):
Okay, I loved Oppenheimer, like the beginning of it. I
don't know what it was, and it's just.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Because I've gotten sober lately aside from drinking, But like
the beginning of the movie and the way the cinematography
is of like him, Like the way I think he's
in like a cathedral or something. The way that like
the uh, the stained glass windows are like the colors
like shining down on him, and the score of the movie.
It's like it brought me back to a place that
I felt like I was in the college of like
(12:16):
I want to write again, Like I don't know what
it was.
Speaker 6 (12:19):
Yes, Yeah, that's awesome.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
That's why. Yeah, Like that movie made me feel something
again that I haven't felt.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Florence Pece Tits made me feel.
Speaker 6 (12:28):
Like making the one to make art it maybe one
of woman eyes.
Speaker 9 (12:33):
Yeah, when they showed I'll be honest, I found out
like a week before I once saw the movie by
myself and I'm ax. I heard about and I was
like dude, and I was like, dude, I've been wanting to.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Pee wee hermany flor tits for a long time. Dude,
I was just sitting there.
Speaker 9 (12:48):
Honestly, it was a lot better than the bomb. I
was like, this was I left after I saw tits.
Speaker 7 (12:52):
I was like, I left after I I was like,
I was.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
Just I was like those fucking like Florence.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Yeah right, pe you put that sticky pu pussy aid.
Speaker 9 (13:07):
Yeah, never mind, No, but I do remember being like
they did.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
They made a videos. I think I talked about this
the other day.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
It was nothing, but I was like, dude, yeah, I
was like nothing.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
I wasn't like every dude in the movie like saw that.
Speaker 9 (13:21):
Was like like every dude went there to see the bomb,
not to see her tits.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
That's how much we don't really care about tis. That
was very yes, like we were like probably heard like
Florence Q's tits were like yeah, but what about this bomb?
Like that's how fucking.
Speaker 9 (13:33):
Dumb we like we don't care about tits size too.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
I was like, I put killians Murphy dick on there. Also,
I want to look at it. I want to see it.
Speaker 3 (13:43):
Do you see it in no home? But like just
watch twenty eight days later, was.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
It in there?
Speaker 4 (13:48):
Yeah at the very beginning.
Speaker 6 (13:49):
Damn ye.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
Well, hey, Killian, we've seen your balls in but you've
seen your balls.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Putting the chicks tits in there.
Speaker 9 (13:58):
Dude, just go sweet And then girls are also like
I think girls, I think girls would judge.
Speaker 2 (14:05):
I think girls would judge their tits more than guys would.
Speaker 4 (14:07):
Gillian mfy. I think girls would be like pits.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Are kind of kind of like that's what they probably say.
Speaker 8 (14:13):
You know, the dude's school because he pulled off a
fucking ship haircut and like other idiots tried to go
get it that.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
They think in front of me right now, I mean.
Speaker 8 (14:23):
I kind of but.
Speaker 6 (14:27):
Not on purpose. Dude's sick.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
Make fun of my hair, Killian making fun of your hair?
Speaker 8 (14:34):
No, his I made fun of it the other day
after I woke up on Saint Patris Sade maybe texted.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
Well, I just got a cut like to day, like yesterday.
Speaker 7 (14:41):
I know.
Speaker 8 (14:42):
I texted you maybe like Monday or Sundays like, hey dude,
good seeing you, good luck with the ugly long hair.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
Immediately kind I can't take this that from this guy
used to bully.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
No, you ain't gonna bully me.
Speaker 4 (14:57):
Shut up, Britney spears.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
I still need to fucking edit the bloopers from the
last House episode. We have like an hour's worth.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Oh yeah, that's probably last one to.
Speaker 8 (15:12):
The podcast, almost the show.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
Sometimes we there is some things that were said on
the bloopers that will never see the light of day,
that were fucking gold.
Speaker 9 (15:22):
Like I really liked when you were asking me who
I would fuck, Mary kill and I said Saddam, and
you said why and I said, because.
Speaker 4 (15:28):
He's hung.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
Right all right, because he's got a huge dick, but
they hung him.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
The quick cut is because I went after I go oh,
we both started laughing.
Speaker 6 (15:41):
Mary kill Live.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Laugh, Love.
Speaker 4 (15:45):
Killing Love.
Speaker 6 (15:49):
I think I kill Love Mary laugh.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you live.
Speaker 4 (15:53):
Yeah Morgan, they got live Morgan.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
I guess I live.
Speaker 8 (16:03):
Tyler, dude, what are you telling Live Tyler?
Speaker 4 (16:06):
Such a dude, Mary Tyler Moore.
Speaker 9 (16:11):
Olivia from Sopranos, whose name is Love, he killed Love,
Jordan's killed.
Speaker 6 (16:21):
Jordan's Love and kill.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
Live Okay, I like it.
Speaker 8 (16:29):
I asked that question. I just said it because I
thought it's funny. I've been saying the beast like Ye're
like live laugh, love, fucking kill one, marry one. And
then I just lose track of, like, honestly, what people
are saying.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
You're like, all right, I just want to hear your opinion.
Speaker 8 (16:45):
They can't keep track of the three by three method.
Speaker 5 (16:48):
But uh, Mary fu kill me, Jim.
Speaker 4 (16:59):
We're waiting.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Who wants to say he wants to find himself?
Speaker 4 (17:02):
Yeah, fair.
Speaker 6 (17:06):
Oh they're gonna love it.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
You're gonna love me. You're gonna love me. Yeah, I
know you are. You're gonna love me forever. I'd fuck me,
fuck me, I get it. Kevin fucked me.
Speaker 6 (17:18):
I had to say before he came here to in
the mirrors, A fuck it.
Speaker 3 (17:22):
Okayfly get out doing something.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
I'm getting ready to go hang out with my friends.
Speaker 6 (17:30):
Kevin.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Kevin hates his story. I was working with my parents
about that.
Speaker 9 (17:36):
They're like, you know these people, My dad's fucking well,
you know, we really got that standard ground law down there.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
So if he probably met, I'm like, not dead, like
he got fucked up.
Speaker 9 (17:44):
And fell dude, And I was like, damn, that could
have been you in Memphis. Yeah, I know when we
lost you for fucking three hours.
Speaker 6 (17:51):
Out of Memphis.
Speaker 8 (17:52):
We're twenty two years old and from Friday night, the
first night were down there. I don't know what was
in my mind, but I was gone.
Speaker 6 (18:01):
And then the last so.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
Yeah, dude, it felt like three hours trying to find Kevin.
Speaker 8 (18:06):
Friends found me turning a corner. They found my phone
on the ground. Yeah, and I wind up back in
like the hotel room, and I wake up and go
to peek grab my phone.
Speaker 6 (18:15):
Everywhere I see a thousand text. I was just like,
where are you at?
Speaker 8 (18:17):
Where you at?
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Like, I'm in the bathroom, Kevin, Hey, what's up? I'm
at the hotel. Where are you? I was like, dude,
you said we lost it for like three hours. The
two black I was like, oh, no, he was talking
crazy and his phone was right there. I was like, oh,
then we saw you walk into the FedEx for him.
Speaker 8 (18:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Also you got handed back.
Speaker 6 (18:35):
Ah.
Speaker 9 (18:36):
We were at this bar and some for some reason,
the door guy handed Kevin back an ID but it
wasn't Kevin's idea. It was an idea of a black man.
And Ken was just like, this saysn't mine, what do
you want? This doesn't even look like me.
Speaker 8 (18:51):
It was like, says, your dick is seven inches on
your idea?
Speaker 6 (18:55):
Is that true?
Speaker 9 (18:56):
No, you should have took the idea no, he was
wearing the skin a.
Speaker 8 (19:04):
List that almost happened. We had Jim met this like
pizza maker.
Speaker 6 (19:13):
That was all.
Speaker 8 (19:15):
This guy was like, yeah, I'm only open. I'm only
open between the hours of like nine thirty pm and
like three am, so I en try.
Speaker 6 (19:22):
To make my grip was like, that's so sick.
Speaker 8 (19:25):
Jim brings you back there the next night and we
get behind the damn counter with this dude.
Speaker 6 (19:29):
Yeah, I go, let's have Garth raad it.
Speaker 9 (19:33):
Jim Kevin to Todd and Bowman hang out, hang out
with hot girls, oh.
Speaker 8 (19:44):
Yeah, and.
Speaker 6 (19:49):
Hot chicks.
Speaker 8 (19:52):
And the e K is like, holy ship yea, and
she never hung out with such hot chicks. And I'm like, yeah, dude,
because you look weird. I'm like, yeah, dude, neither's my friend.
Speaker 6 (20:04):
Jim.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Yeah, probably because you can throw it up gang signs Eddie.
Speaker 6 (20:06):
It's so rad.
Speaker 4 (20:08):
Read this one, yes, yeah, right.
Speaker 8 (20:10):
If we do rock paper scissors, rock paper scissors, shoot
on three.
Speaker 6 (20:16):
Like one two, and then on three.
Speaker 8 (20:18):
We're going so rock paper shoot like one two, and
then on three we're going okay, here we go one two.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
Three, scissors always wins.
Speaker 8 (20:31):
Scissor me, daddy, ask do you want to.
Speaker 6 (20:33):
Split it down the middle.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
No, you can read it. We'll see how you do.
Speaker 8 (20:39):
Title Title Stone Cold Showdown Battle for Love Intro Wrestling
Arena Knight.
Speaker 6 (20:49):
Then arena is packed and.
Speaker 8 (20:51):
Cheering fans a Stone Cold, Steve, Austin, Todd, Jim and
Kevin sit in in the ring, surrounded.
Speaker 6 (20:57):
By hot girls.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
Oh, you think you're the only one who can attract
the ladies?
Speaker 3 (21:08):
Talk?
Speaker 4 (21:11):
So we'll do our parts.
Speaker 6 (21:16):
Actually yeah, you.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
Should wait, we're one lined.
Speaker 8 (21:24):
If we had this all send you our sives then.
Speaker 4 (21:28):
All right?
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Is that possible?
Speaker 8 (21:30):
Jim?
Speaker 6 (21:30):
Can you stone Cold?
Speaker 8 (21:33):
And I'll do Kevin and Jim.
Speaker 4 (21:35):
I'll do Kevin and Jim.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
Why can I be Jim?
Speaker 8 (21:41):
Stone Cold is enough?
Speaker 2 (21:42):
You're right, You're right.
Speaker 4 (21:44):
Who's gonna be the hot girls?
Speaker 2 (21:46):
Kevin? Actually I could pull Kevin is a hot girl?
Speaker 5 (21:50):
All right?
Speaker 4 (21:50):
I just sent it to you. Do you guys get it?
All right? So Jim your stone Cold?
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Yes, from the top, all right?
Speaker 4 (21:57):
From the top.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
Title Stone Cold Showed Down Battleful of Interior Wrestling Arena Night.
The arena is packed with cheering fans of stonekeled Steve, Austin, Todd,
Jim and Kevin standing the ring surrounded by hot girls.
Speaker 6 (22:15):
Todd, You're the only one who could attract the ladies.
Speaker 4 (22:17):
Huh, looks like you're gonna have a fight for them, Steve.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
Hot girls, the hot girls.
Speaker 8 (22:25):
The girls giggle is Stone Cold Todd, Jim, and Kevin
prepare for the ultimate showdown. Cut you interior locker room.
Moments later, Stone Cold Todd, Jim, and Kevin gu up
second themselves up for the fight ahead.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
You better be ready, so on, I'm gonna give you
a run for your money.
Speaker 3 (22:50):
Bring it on, Steve, Let's see what you got.
Speaker 8 (22:53):
The tension in the locker room is.
Speaker 6 (22:57):
As they prepared a battle.
Speaker 8 (22:58):
We went to the same graceful as probable as they
prepare for the battle for love. Cut to interior wrestling
ring night. The match begins with Stone Cold Todd, Jim,
and Kevin exchanging fearce blows, each fighting for the affection
of the hot girl. The crowd wars with the excitement
(23:23):
as the battle rages on, bodies slamming into the mat
and adrenaline pumping through their veins. Suddenly, Jim and Kevin
realize that they're true. He prompt it for that.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
It's great, Kevin, I I think I love you Jim.
Speaker 6 (23:45):
I feel the same way.
Speaker 8 (23:48):
They share a passionate kids, shocking everybody, including Stone Cold
and Todd.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
Well dam looks like a little of conquers all.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
Yeah, it sure does.
Speaker 8 (24:05):
The hot girl's cheer is Jim and Kevin embrace her
love stronger than ever. Cut to exterior wrestling arena, Knight,
Stone Cold, Todd, Jim and Kevin exit there together armand arm,
leaving behind a crowd of cheering fans and newfound.
Speaker 6 (24:23):
Love fade out.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
That was a cool story.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
I like to notice there was an underlying type type
and the rest give us one, give us one help.
So what's so funny?
Speaker 8 (24:35):
I said?
Speaker 3 (24:36):
The prompt was write me a screenplay about Stone Cold, Todd,
Jim and Kevin fighting for the love of hot girls.
That's all it was.
Speaker 2 (24:45):
And that's what.
Speaker 8 (24:48):
I thought. Name was like a romantic comedy Kevin and
Jim at all. That's hilarious arguing over the love of
hot chicks.
Speaker 6 (24:59):
Love so related.
Speaker 2 (25:03):
The pizza guy, Let us come the pizza guy. Let
us come behind and like make pizza with him.
Speaker 9 (25:07):
You came behind him, Yeah we did.
Speaker 3 (25:11):
I don't know what Mike is yours. Let's we're gonna
try it.
Speaker 8 (25:14):
Out and they're like, yeah, you only like Katie because
she likes She was like, yeah, you're.
Speaker 4 (25:18):
Wait hold on holi
Speaker 7 (25:44):
Mm hmm
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