March 29, 2024 • 36 mins
Stoutsy is back. Kevin's first time on the show. Offended is so back. The boys shoot the shit as Offended returns to form.
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Murder, violence and solved cold cases with these politically incorrect assholes.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Like a podcast you've ever heard of your life.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
It's men talking about men's stuff, with murders, with murders wherever.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
You get your podcast on YouTube and rumble at radio Forde. Hey, Kevin,
what offends you?
Speaker 1 (00:36):
You know, honestly nothing. I'm a pretty open minded person,
so bring it on. I'll play Devil's Advocate.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Nice nice, And this is offended presented by the anthem
Crebble Network and Cobbas Clothing. All right, we're back, know.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Why, but I don't get why?
Speaker 4 (01:14):
Stouts at your back? How does it feel to be back? Unoffended?
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Terrible?
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Cool? All right, well he's done, Kevin, first time un offended? Hu,
this is Kevin. Kevin is loved by my girlfriend. I
I think she loves you more than me.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
That's kind of annoying. Yeah, yeah, it's she does not
like me at all.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
No, I hate despises you, hates you. I mean I
get it.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Yeah, I'm much taller.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Yeah, I'm pretty open minded to it.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
How do you feel about being unoffended?
Speaker 5 (01:41):
Like?
Speaker 4 (01:42):
Are you? Are you happy? Is it a long time coming? Like?
How do you feel?
Speaker 1 (01:46):
I think that I have a lot of things to
bring to the table here that it'll be okay. Yeah,
I'm excited. I'm excited to get the invitation.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Yeah, made the show.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
I'm off drugs now, so that why.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Should be Yeah?
Speaker 4 (02:01):
After so thought, Okay, I'm thinking I'm way more common.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
After so funny, after we need after Todd fucking shed
tears on Sunday to me about doing the podcast with him.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
In therapy, please please please.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
I was told by my therapist that I need to
harass you until you came on the podcast.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
That's so tired therapist. Yeah, yeah, so the guy used
to the podcast with he's in therapy, he has a
lot going on.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Yeah, you should harass the funapchat.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Is like, yeah, you need to be me, dude. We
did have a sad boy moment on Sunday, though we did,
we didn't.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
We had a sad boy moment for a second. We
snapped out and snapped out of it.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Sad boys episode.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
We had a moment.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Are you good? It actually feels good just to realize
that people are sad too.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
On your Yeah, sad, but on your.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Side like a little bit, you know, not everyone's Yeah,
I realized ninety eight percent of my friends. We should
all probably do some type of therapy. Absolutely absolutely get it.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
There's one that definitely shows handsome chiseled.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
My life looks like it's going on really well.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Doc, I'm having a problem being Doc. I'm having a
real problem being.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Just great man? You ever have that?
Speaker 4 (03:14):
I can't stop.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Being the man? Dude?
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Do you have that dog?
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Do you have that dog?
Speaker 5 (03:17):
In?
Speaker 4 (03:17):
You?
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Just get high fives everywhere I go? Can you prescribe me?
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Document? DOCU might not get it?
Speaker 4 (03:24):
You're so I ken, Doc, you don't get it. I'm chiseled.
My Dick's huge. Why am I saying it's a curse.
It's a blessing and a curse.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
You wouldn't get it.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
But you wouldn't understand.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
You wouldn't get it, Bobby switch sides, you understand.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
How's it feel be back on the pot. When's the
When was the last time you wanted? Like a year ago?
That's too stoutsy by the way, I forgot where I
don't have it?
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Me?
Speaker 3 (03:49):
You, me, you?
Speaker 4 (03:52):
And it's Katie right.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Katy was on it man. Well, what we're talking about
have been like last hockey playoffs or something. No, I
was like year ago. I don't remember remember either. It
was a while ago, while I don't remember.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
No, shut the fuck, Shut the fuck up, like an actual.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Friend to guess me up the Bridgton piece of ship.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
That was literally, So, who's your buddy that you were
with at Stands last week?
Speaker 2 (04:20):
My buddy Matt?
Speaker 3 (04:22):
So what's up?
Speaker 4 (04:24):
So, like me and Kevin are in the smoking room
of like Stands and Matt's like talking to Kadi out
in like the pool area Stands, right, and Matt's like,
Kevin's so cool. I love Kevin so much. He's like
the coolest person world. He's like, He's like, yeah, I
really like Kevin. He's really cool too. And then they
had like a moment where they paused and he's like yeah,
(04:44):
and then he's like, but I don't know who the
fuck the other guy is, like that guy and Case
He's like, yeah, he fucking about you.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Yeah, Matt's like that other guy. That's funny. I got blows,
Yeah he does.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
So I'm gonna pull it, Cody, Right, So what you
wanna talk about?
Speaker 3 (05:12):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
About this weather lately. Who's been controlling it?
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Who do you think has been controlling it? Kevin?
Speaker 2 (05:20):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Meteorologists maybe, do you think, though, what kind of thing
that's why they're always wrong?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
I don't know, Probably small beady eyed meteority.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Yeah, can you describe them a little more.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
Yeah, you got gold. And I would love that job
where I could just be wrong all the time, all
the time, something like the banks.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Do they deal with banks a lot.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
They could that. Actually, is this going deeper?
Speaker 3 (05:42):
This might be.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Being wrong all the time of the job sounds legit
and doing it on TV's calling you out.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
I could do that. They do that.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
So it sucks if you're married. You're just wrong at
work and then just wrong at home every day. That fuck.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Like, listen, I go to work, I deal with this
whole fucking day. I don't need this year too, dude.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Our weather women are stepping it up though.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
It seems like it's gonna be wet outside and wet
at home. Wrong Both times, it was.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Like, what the fuck is with all these old people?
He was like, I was watching these people twenty years ago,
and I know they were old then.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Oh still on the news.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
Yeah, I know, like Mike Bush.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Yes, exactly like Mike Bush. Shout out to Mike Bush.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
Alright, holiday.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Actually, Frank Cuzamuno, I'm looking at you, anybody.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Basically, two Italian dudes in the n C double a
champion into fucking BArch madness right now. He's like, oh,
big day for Italians. We got two in the highlight reel.
It's like, shut the fuck.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Up, Frank.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
He has one of the funniest like things I've ever
heard somebody say on the news. It was like the
two thousand and six World Cup, France is like playing.
He's like, he's talking about tyrannyandri and he goes theory
Henry scored a goal for France today.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Didn't even try to make it front, not at all.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
See this dude.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
We saw Frank Kuzmo walking into Silver Dollar City one
time my dad. It was a big year, so we
got to go on vacation, so we get a Silver
Dollar City. My dad goes, hey, Frank, what's up. He goes, hey,
how's it going? And I was like, you know that guy.
He's like, no, it's Frank Lumano. It's on TV.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Your dad is a casual. Your dad's like Frank, He's like,
what's up?
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Man?
Speaker 3 (07:23):
That guy annoys me. I don't know why, but.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
He just does he say for Italians on the on
our highlight Reel today, I was like, shut the fuck up.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
Nobody cares. Du Yeah, the theory Henry thing is stuck
with me for a long time. Obviously that's two thousand
and six.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Yeah, old. I don't know if he still does. Glenn Zimmerman,
like the Fox two news guy, weather guy guy, that.
Speaker 6 (07:46):
Guy.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Maybe I don't know.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
At the Blues games he does like the weather, like
the weathercast.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Yeah, that's probably him. Yeah, his kids went to my
grade school. I didn't know that for the longest time.
I'd be like, there's the weather man and I was like,
what the fuck are you talking about? Yeah, I was like, oh, ship,
like guys on.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
TV have Actually from that's.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
The weather man, dude. I remember was a kid in
my grade school and uh, he like always like from
like first grade on. Remember every year liked be like
what do you want to be when you grew up?
And he's like a meteorologist And I was like, what
the fuck is that, dude? I don't know what the
meting talking about?
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Spaceships?
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Yeah, I was like, what you think you're This is
why you get picked lasting kickball, dude because of these
stupid fucking answers. You want to be a weather man,
you want to hit home runs? Dude?
Speaker 4 (08:29):
Yeah, wouldn't you like to know weather boy?
Speaker 3 (08:30):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah? Are you stupid?
Speaker 4 (08:36):
That comments Hailey?
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Yeah he's doing good though, Yes, he's doing great.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
Is that the guy that's on Channel four now?
Speaker 3 (08:45):
No? No, I don't think so.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
Nobody watches that he's doing good.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Fluffing this fucking seven year old man.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
You could be good at fluffing, dude, then you could
fluff someone else.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
This conversation with a buddy of ours. I looked at
him and I said, you would give teeth the head.
I would give great head. I think it would be
a great.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Ful That's so funny to tell your friends they suck
at blow drops.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Yeah, if you were a girl, you'd be ugly, a.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Bad head.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
I'd be like peppers hot. That would be kind of
like slutty hot.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
But give great peppers hot, like the bar peppers. Yeah,
but you give great but you'd give good.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
Hot for peppers. So that's solid five five point five.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
I like to think.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
Shouts listening to this, JK. I was joking, I haven't
been there in ten years. When you guys are five,
You're a Peppers five six, saying that.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
I'm saying that I'd probably be a Peppers. Probably I'd
probably be prom queen up there.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
If we trashy bar prom night would be so funny, dude.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Slinging dome out in the fucking.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
What would be the music playing at Peppers for prom?
At Peppers.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Did disagree?
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Vitamin Vitamin C graduation.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
Dancing dancing queen.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Wait while he's giving head or just during the whole problem.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
Why he's giving head? No, why he's giving a Head's
definitely Olymp.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
One of those had on backwards.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
Everybody sucks Troy, what's up? Peppers?
Speaker 3 (10:43):
What's up?
Speaker 2 (10:46):
P P P Peppers?
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Right here?
Speaker 3 (10:49):
But the fucking suck this in my bathroom?
Speaker 4 (10:55):
Which no, lie, olympis right now is fucking awesome. Their
revival is fucking sick, and I want to go to
their concerts so bad.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
At Lollapalooza, we started.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Like coming out, I guess, like back on the rather
looking Fred Dursty. It's like fifty two and we're silk
button ups.
Speaker 6 (11:11):
Okay, right, really yeah, did you guys see their performance
at Lallapalooza like two weeks ago, like two hundred thousand
people are there, like I mean, just jumping up and
down the like fucking take a look around that song
from the Mission Impossible too.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Okay, it's fucking awesome.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
I wish I was there.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Did you watch a thing on the.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Woodstock like ninety nine, Yeah, where they just blamed him
when it wasn't like him at all.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Yeah, it was just like five hundred thousand people just yeah,
on way harder drugs than fucking woodstock and.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Old fucking airplane tarmac's like this is all right, blacktop.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Yeah, waters for five dollars back in like ninety nine, shit,
like thirty dollars. Right.
Speaker 4 (11:53):
So the funniest part about that is that there's two
documentaries about that Woodstock. The HBO one lied about it.
They old one was saying, like all the riots, Yeah,
they were saying all the riots happened after Limp Biscuit.
That's not true. All the riots happened at Red Hot
Chili Peppers when they were singing uh, when they were
covering Jimmy Hendrick burn all right, let me stand next
to your fire. Okay, that's when all the riots happened.
(12:15):
HBO acted like all that footage was from the biscuit,
so it's actually from red hot chili peppers.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Like Day three also was like yeah, roasting of the sun,
anywhere to sleep. People were like bathing in the like
the barrels of water to wash your hands in and ship.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
I guess it probably was easier just to blame olymp biscuit, though,
I would Yeah, let's blame on this California, right, yeah, blame.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
Yeah when you bring up this way, Yeah, no, we'ret
chili peppers. Definitely should have got blame peppers back on peppers.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Yeah, comes full circle.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
Yeah, that guy still alive. Anthony Cletis, Yeah, yeah, Kleatus, Yeah,
anthony Us Cletus Cletus. I don't think it's it's a
cle I don't think so. No, it's it's c Clittus.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
You're definitely you say, yeah, you're definitely right.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
Yeah, I know, thank you. You're walking Fred Burst Fred Worst,
some fat kid cock dumb bitch dude. I knew I
should have fought.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
I should have thought at that bar, what's your first movement?
Speaker 3 (13:29):
My first move I think I would.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Like wave you're going old school and above my head
make it look like.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
I think I just I think I just start stretching,
like doing like high Lake things. So then they think
I can kick break.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Out the like the.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
Just just like a bunch of like up and downs.
And then they think like a kicks coming but snow.
Speaker 4 (13:52):
So wait, like would you like stand up and do
like that, like make those noises.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
I do, like those soccer things like they hoop and
they like bring their leg around. You know, I'll do
a few of those.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
So I wish we had a camera.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
And then uh yeah, and then probably lose. I'm probably
I'm not strong like a ninety five percent of people.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Corey, Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
I don't know if Corey would have won that night,
you can he was okay. He when he got rejected
to was the funny fay.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Let's save into that.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
Why it's so funny. It's fun to see your friends fail, dude,
I get it so fun to see your friends fail.
It's great. He failed twice that night. He was like, dude,
I'm gonna's like, listen, if you don't try to take
Jane home, I'm gonna take Jane home. And I was like,
good luck, dude, I don't think that's happening for you.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
A girl friend fast and furious.
Speaker 4 (14:47):
She's like, have you yeah, except cut Yeah, I's forget
about it.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
I forget about it. Cut ever seems too superious.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Okay, Lily's niece is she turned to yesterday? We ever
heard birthday party tomorrow? And I told Lily was like,
the first birthday party was like one groovy girl.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
So they're like a hippie theme. I was like, is
it gonna be too fast?
Speaker 3 (15:14):
Too furious?
Speaker 2 (15:15):
So fucking sick. It's just like no, absolutely.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
Not, see what you were doing.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
You just show up dresses. Paul Waters.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Like, okay, whatever they missed out. Okay.
Speaker 4 (15:26):
So speaking of farms, So with the whole union thing
going on with my work right now, we finally got
like the okay to open these ballots and everything because
we're not agricultural workers right. Oh so not not.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
That's why we have daylight savings time.
Speaker 4 (15:41):
Right, So hey, you know history being made here. Other
states are actually watching our case, see like what's going on,
Like we actually made history blah blah. They have the
idea that they want to go in the work dressed
as farmers.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
Now, right, I think that's great if you just got
like a pitchfork, Yeah, just walk in there all wearing overalls.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
Yeah, like yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
That should be really funny, like the American Gothic or
whatever that is. There's so awesome.
Speaker 4 (16:10):
I think you totally did.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
We're just not his putting seeds in the soil. Just
start saying a bunch of fucking far working go full cartman.
(16:33):
That'd be really funny.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
That's really like the only way to go about things.
It's like, not take it seriously, but take it.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
Only.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Dedicate yourself to dressing.
Speaker 4 (16:45):
Like a farm throws some mud on you when you
walk in, Like, dude, I started dipping.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
I would just start spinning, just start spitting in the
in the plants. Dude, you guys.
Speaker 4 (16:58):
Should rent a pic just drive it to there.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
Just we'll just have a pig.
Speaker 4 (17:03):
Well they fired me, so I can't. I'll drive them there.
I'll be there, chaff.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
Just bring a pig there and be like, well wherever
we're agriculture and this is my culturing. Yeah exactly, dude,
all right if you uh you know.
Speaker 5 (17:20):
Like.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
Chasing it around.
Speaker 4 (17:28):
Uh all right.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
So you know, like at schools, there's like kids like
claiming to be there fucking like cats and ship like
some kids like identify as cats. I don't think it's
happening in schools. But I'm sure there are some weird
kids out there, okay, acting like cats. Yes, yeah, I'm
pretty sure that didn't come out that was fake. But
(17:52):
I'm gonna be surprised. There's kids like at home whose
parents are like, yeah, they think like, when she's home,
she's a cat or he or it? What uh? What
if you yourself, if you could, if you could get
away with identifying as any animal you wanted to school
and like.
Speaker 4 (18:10):
They penguin, what would you do? Would you be penguin?
Speaker 3 (18:15):
You think so?
Speaker 4 (18:16):
Swaddle around and just slide down the hallway. Excuse me,
there's not a look to find Rember, not all ice
in the hallway. I like would rub like like oil
on myself just to slide down the.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
Hall See, this is what I'm getting to. You could
be like they could. They might have to start putting
like an ice path in the middle of the way.
Speaker 4 (18:33):
I'm looking for my mates.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
Excuse me, that's a good one. You throw rocks at.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Okay, we'll be honi that. I actually might go somewhere,
you know, with the nurse that was in there.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
Oh my god, about Yeah, that's almost bast to make
almost one state this year, bring her back. Yeah, and
that was the kid, I know.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Welcome back to What what animal are you thinking?
Speaker 3 (18:58):
Uh see? I the one that I've definitely thought. I
was like, I'd be a fish, because then they would
just have to like put like a pool for me
to chill in every class.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
And You're like, you're on people are always watching you.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
But I'm relaxing the pool. Dude, I'm not doing something weird.
I'm not shipping in it. I'm not I'm just hanging out.
I'll just be hanging out in the pool. I'd be like,
I know, but I'm just saying you can get away
just being like, oh I want to.
Speaker 4 (19:24):
Be a clown. What kind of fish would you be?
Would be a clown fish?
Speaker 3 (19:27):
One have some funny dude? Uh oh man, just keep swimming, man,
I don't know, I haven't thought about the fish. Yeah
when I George d No, dude, I don't.
Speaker 4 (19:43):
Know, be a goldfish. Just be a goldfish, man.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
I don't even thought about what kind of fish I was.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
Actually, you're putting a very big appy. Just dove right
into penguins like okay, whatever.
Speaker 4 (19:58):
You just your favorite animal, like want to be pretty
much a bat.
Speaker 3 (20:03):
Well yeah, but I mean, like, what, like would you
could like would be the best animal to identify with
that school? Like would be the most fun?
Speaker 2 (20:09):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (20:09):
Can I change it? T Rex?
Speaker 3 (20:12):
That would be cool, But you have to be your
size t rex. You can't be any bigger.
Speaker 4 (20:17):
It's a philostraptor.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
No, there used to be a t rex.
Speaker 4 (20:19):
Is a small one, but the arms are bigger.
Speaker 3 (20:21):
It's a midget one.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
No, like arms are much smaller than yours.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Now, Yeah, those toilet tattoos are just cut off.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
Yeah. Wait, so what animal would you be?
Speaker 2 (20:35):
You know, honestly, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
I'm trying to think maybe like like a woodpecker.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
Maybe I was thinking more like probably like a lion.
Speaker 4 (20:47):
It was that smile you had right before you.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
It's actually thinking like poison frog. Like poison tree frog.
It just don't like.
Speaker 4 (20:55):
You just don't like somebody's just obviously I'm.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Very handsome and it comes off, you know, people want
to grab out.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
Like what are those colorful frogs?
Speaker 4 (21:03):
Yeah, the tree frogs, like the rainforest frogs.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
Yeah, you'd be hopping around everywhere.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Would be kind of cool in front of a magazine.
Speaker 4 (21:10):
That sounds rad Yeah right, I just really thought you got,
you got magazine, I got, I got my own movie.
Speaker 3 (21:15):
So happy feet, yeah, finding Nemo, Dude.
Speaker 4 (21:20):
March of the Penguins, I'm gonna give beyond far.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
So the doesn't well for penguins ever, No, it doesn't.
Speaker 4 (21:26):
It doesn't like they're eaten by penguins are literally.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
Like i'd be the worm from Dune too.
Speaker 4 (21:34):
Like popcorn bugget, you would just be the popcorn bucket
just waiting.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
Or whatever. That'd be so tight.
Speaker 4 (21:41):
Why did you get the Dune popcorn bugget and only
order extra butter and no popcorn?
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Why did you do the Dune two bucket and go home?
Speaker 4 (21:51):
And I feel like penguins are the only animal that's
like actually better off head Zoo than like in the.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
W have you ever seen the penguin that gets gets cooked?
A penguin gets cooked, So like, dude, So apparently female
penguins are also apparently they're also sluts, and so this
long period in the documentary they're like, whatever this name was.
Speaker 4 (22:19):
Peter's penguin March of the Penguins, I don't think.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
I don't know if it's in more is it in
March of the Penguins?
Speaker 4 (22:23):
Maybe it it broke my heart, I know exactly.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
Yes, So he like comes home with like what after
like a long day of like looking for foods and rocks,
blah blah blah, he like comes back, he finds his
mate with another male penguin and like going at it.
So then they start fighting, dude, and so they're like
and now the female So now the female penguins like
watching them because she this is how she wants to
choose her whoever wins gets her. I was like, dude,
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this is and so but then he goes back for
round two. It gets worked again, dude. That he just leaves. Dude.
I was like, damn.
Speaker 4 (22:58):
And they're like the documentary is like he probably died
out there, but we decided not to follow because he
lost the fight basically is what the documentaries we got.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
He got cocked and then he got worked once. Dude. Yeah,
this guy's a man, dude.
Speaker 4 (23:14):
But it's like, honestly, it's like it was just like
March of the Penguins is one of the most fucked
up dots I've ever seen, Dude.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
They were like pecking and smacking. It was dude, it
was due. It was so I was crying laughing. I
was like, dude, this one, this penguins a whore and
now she's making them. Now she's making them fight for
her love. This dude gets worked once they go back
to his house. The the other guy, yeah, he keeps fining.
He goes back for a round two. It just gets
(23:41):
the ship kicked out of him again, just wallowing.
Speaker 4 (23:44):
Away like into like the fucking fog and like the
never to be seen again.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
Just a loser, let go, who cares. It's so funny.
Old women are the same. That's the point of that story.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
The ladies go out like with penguin, you get them
a rock, You get them a rock, and then they.
Speaker 4 (24:02):
Cheat on you give me the Dwayne Johnson And.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
They come back and try to throw up the fish,
hopefully to a born penguin. Imagine, imagine her just like
waddling back to her like this nest.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Looks so much better.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
I'm pretty sure it was like a darker penguin too,
so they would have known what the kids came on.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Well, the penguins are obviously rumping penguin.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
Just Mari, penguin, you are not the penguin told you
is running around slides.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Okay, true story. I went to the Zoo about ten
years ago, and it.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
Went to the penguin and.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
Puffin exhibit and I'm like twenty and I'm like, dude,
I gotta touch one of these. Yes, they're puffins, like
floating around and ship like that. Penguin's like jumping on
rocks by your head. I read shot and touch one
really quick, got it back in and then I was like,
no one touched these things. You can't be touching the birds.
I was like, yeah, I know, it's crazy. It was
(25:11):
like I'm an adult.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
I would you hear that? Kids?
Speaker 1 (25:14):
It's like would you please move away from the teenager?
But yeah, grab the touch one of the puffins.
Speaker 4 (25:22):
Then it was it from the Saint Louis Zoo that
like one of the like penguins was like kidnapped and
like taking home. Wasn't that from our zoo?
Speaker 3 (25:30):
Oh I don't know, maybe there's like old yeah, like
the old Wise.
Speaker 4 (25:34):
It was like, oh yeah, this, I think I think
it was our zoo. Like somebody that kidnapped like a
penguin put it in their backpack and it was just
like was taking care of it at their house.
Speaker 3 (25:43):
That's kind of cool. Then it got there was like
a month spand where animals were just getting out of
their exhibits at the zoo. It was it was Madagascar
and got out like twice, and then some other animal
got somewhere.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
They're like, Ben the pesty bears for getting out. This
gets It.
Speaker 4 (26:01):
Was the penguins you see Madagascar, the ones that break out,
they are legit.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
Yeah, the masterminds. Okay, I have.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
We're at We're at a family funeral like last year,
and I looked over at my dad's cousin. I was like,
what the fuck is with this dude? I was like, Dad,
I know you're not telling me a story. His name
is Butchi, just to paint the picture, and I was like, okay,
that looks like a very strange dude. Name equally is weird.
So I see him at like the after lunch luncheon thing.
(26:38):
We're all leaving after like two hours and he's like
still eating his food, and I was like, Dad, what
the fuck is with this guy? And he's like, I
don't know what to tell you, but I do know
that he worked at AB and he was fired because
he tried to ride the Clydesdales. They catch him in
the pin and they're like you can't do this obviously.
(26:59):
It's like okay, I asked. I was like, okay, well
what happened then? And the like he wrote it, he
was in a street writing one of these things.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
No shipale just going down Broadway on the street.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
He claim it was Arsenal. I was like, there's no way.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
That's like they found him, dude, someone got sorry and.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
Fired this dude.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
I was like, that is the coolest ship ever.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
It's like also dude name butchi, yeah makes sense.
Speaker 3 (27:26):
Someone got trampled by Clyde still in the Patti's Day parade.
I believes somebody we know had to put that parade together.
Apparently you know her very well in the.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Day, the Dogtown parade of the downtown, the downtown one okay, yeah,
downtown on a b we know her.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
Yeah, yeah she, I guess had to put it together,
like put.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
The prey together and then.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
Yeah, and I feel so bad for her. She's like
this is all gonna be like her fault. And I
was like her fault that a Clydesdale got away. It
was like the wild animal ship that is a beast.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
It's bigger than our cars.
Speaker 4 (28:01):
Yeah right, I could not fit in this room, right,
now probably like.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
No, that's actually absurd that it probably like imagine a
Clyde stelling here, right, I mean.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
Legit it probably it would be dun and gets head.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
It could, but dude, it might honestly take up the
length of it would probably be the run their massive. Dude.
I used to watch my Bush Stadium on like opening day.
When I'd be on the field, I was like, did
you do some cool Bush Stadium?
Speaker 2 (28:24):
I used to give you the fingers?
Speaker 4 (28:26):
Is its almost time for you to like post that again?
Speaker 2 (28:29):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (28:30):
No, June the exact day, June fifth, dude, somebody else
that I worked to tell me that after the whole
like Dylan mulvaney thing or whatever, like I guess whatever,
things were getting out of hand, and they brought in
like a like military like top ranked military person to
like take control of like pr and stuff like that.
(28:51):
And I was like, that's such a fucking strong moved.
They were like, all right, enough being gay, we gotta
we gotta really.
Speaker 5 (28:59):
Down just a drill starts and they're like, all is gay.
We need to start selling bud Lighting good. We need
to start selling bud Lighting good. And they just got
Shane gillis getting fucked up on them all the time, and.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
That's good, pretty dude.
Speaker 3 (29:18):
I was like, dude, they went so extreme to fucking
bring to save the you're trying to make me hard
right now.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
Them. That's they brought back. They bought this thing called
hoop Tea. Yeah, and it is that good, dude, fantastic.
Speaker 4 (29:35):
Keep like the like we need to markets like something
like a fucking like beer or whatever, like just the
box in the canal and I'm like, I want to
try that semi pro.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
It's like blues. It's like old blues jerseys type looking things.
Very it's very appealing. Yeah, I've had well, you gave
me one one time, maybe be Man's or something.
Speaker 4 (29:54):
So lately I've been ending offended episodes with asking jet
chat ChiPT to write me play about something. Tis asked
chat ChiPT to write me a screenplay about myself Jim
and Kevin who became wrestlers but ended up wrestling each
other in the end for the championship. This is what
chat chept came up with. Just now, absolutely thank you
(30:20):
reading to the mic.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
Though title ring rivalry intro high school Jim day Todd,
Jim and Kevin, three best friends sit together in the
bleachers watching a wrestling match. Todd excitedly, did you see
that move? I could totally do that. Jim, Yeah, right,
(30:44):
you can wrestle your way out of a paper bag. Kevin, Hey, guys,
why don't we give it a shot. We could join
the wrestling team together. Everyone applauds Todd. Todd and Jim
exchange skeptical glances, but eventually not an agreement.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
Got you. It's like a met Christopher book. Yeah, this
is rough to read. Sorry, e x T. I don't
know what the funk that is? Wrestling gym day? That
means outside, okay, exterior?
Speaker 1 (31:20):
Todd, Jim, and Kevin entered the gym determined looks on
their faces. Coach, all right, let's who he got? Turn
that crap off. Sorry, Jesus, you.
Speaker 4 (31:38):
Were so and you were so enthralled with the story.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
I thought it was his fun.
Speaker 3 (31:43):
I was like.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
The boys begin their training, struggling at first, but gradually
improving with each session.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
Got you. Interior Wrestling Tournament Day.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
Todd, Jim, and Kevin compete in their tournament, surprising everyone
with their skill and determination. Announcer and the winner by
pinfall Toddy. The boys celebrate their victories together, bonding even
closer as they continue to compete. Cut to exterior Championship
(32:19):
Arena Knight, Todd, Jim, and Kevin stand of the ring,
facing each other for the championship match. Todd to Jim
and Kevin as if there's anyone else, no matter who wins,
will always be brothers.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
Boomoo nodding. Agreed, Let's give it our all.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Kevin has nothing to say. Yeah, fucking right, Come get
this fucking work. The match begins, each wrestler pushing themselves.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
To their limits.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
The roars of the excitement is the match reaches the climax,
announcer and the winner and new champion and only child Todd. Todd, Jim,
and Kevin embrace in the center of the ring, their
friendships stronger than ever as they celebrate their journey together.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
Fade out the end themed thing here.
Speaker 4 (33:31):
You know what I didn't like that. I need a
different I need a different story. I need a different story.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
Helen.
Speaker 4 (33:35):
Let me let me figure this one out.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
Yeah, let me read it this time. I know how
to read.
Speaker 4 (33:43):
I know how to read.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
I agree, Jim does thened.
Speaker 4 (33:49):
All time, all time moment. Don't read the prompt, just
read it from the title and scroll down.
Speaker 3 (33:55):
Jim, don't read the title.
Speaker 4 (34:00):
No, read the title. Read the title and go from there.
Speaker 3 (34:04):
Acid Adventures, a Journey of love and friendship. Interior secluded
cabin night, Stone Cold aka Steve Austin Todd, Jim, Kevin,
and John Boxley sit around a table, each holding a
tab of acid. Stone Cold.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
All right, boys, all be ready for the adventure of
a lifetime.
Speaker 3 (34:22):
They all cheer an agreement and proceed to take the
acid tag. Cut to exterior, psychedelic forest night. The group
wanders through a surreal forest, the trees morphing and shifting
around them. Todd, this is wild man, John Moxley, I
feel like I'm in another dimension. As they journey deeper
into the forest, Jim and Kevin find themselves drawn to
(34:43):
each other, their bond growing stronger at each passing moment.
Jim Jim Kevin, all right, I think I'm falling for you.
Kevin smiling Jim a gym around Jim. I feel the
same w They share a tender moment, embracing and miss
(35:04):
the psychedelic landscape Stone Cold laughing.
Speaker 4 (35:08):
Looks like we've got a love connection.
Speaker 3 (35:11):
The group continues their adventure, filled with laughter, love, and
newfound bonds. Cut to exterior mountain overlooks sunrise. The sun
rises over a breathtaking mountain fista as the group sits
together reflecting on their journey. Todd, you know this adventure,
You know this has been one hell of an adventure.
(35:31):
John Mosley, Yeah, I don't think I'll ever forget this.
Stone cold That's.
Speaker 2 (35:36):
What it's all about.
Speaker 3 (35:37):
Boys make up memories that last time it's so cold like.
As they watch the sunrise together, Jim and Kevin hold hands,
their love stronger than ever, and miss the backdrop of
their unforgettable acid adventure fade out. Basically, we fell in Love,
(35:58):
Gay It one more
Murder, violence and solved cold cases with these politically incorrect assholes.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Like a podcast you've ever heard of your life.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
It's men talking about men's stuff, with murders, with murders wherever.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
You get your podcast on YouTube and rumble at radio Forde. Hey, Kevin,
what offends you?
Speaker 1 (00:36):
You know, honestly nothing. I'm a pretty open minded person,
so bring it on. I'll play Devil's Advocate.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Nice nice, And this is offended presented by the anthem
Crebble Network and Cobbas Clothing. All right, we're back, know.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Why, but I don't get why?
Speaker 4 (01:14):
Stouts at your back? How does it feel to be back? Unoffended?
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Terrible?
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Cool? All right, well he's done, Kevin, first time un offended? Hu,
this is Kevin. Kevin is loved by my girlfriend. I
I think she loves you more than me.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
That's kind of annoying. Yeah, yeah, it's she does not
like me at all.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
No, I hate despises you, hates you. I mean I
get it.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Yeah, I'm much taller.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Yeah, I'm pretty open minded to it.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
How do you feel about being unoffended?
Speaker 5 (01:41):
Like?
Speaker 4 (01:42):
Are you? Are you happy? Is it a long time coming? Like?
How do you feel?
Speaker 1 (01:46):
I think that I have a lot of things to
bring to the table here that it'll be okay. Yeah,
I'm excited. I'm excited to get the invitation.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Yeah, made the show.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
I'm off drugs now, so that why.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Should be Yeah?
Speaker 4 (02:01):
After so thought, Okay, I'm thinking I'm way more common.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
After so funny, after we need after Todd fucking shed
tears on Sunday to me about doing the podcast with him.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
In therapy, please please please.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
I was told by my therapist that I need to
harass you until you came on the podcast.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
That's so tired therapist. Yeah, yeah, so the guy used
to the podcast with he's in therapy, he has a
lot going on.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
Yeah, you should harass the funapchat.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Is like, yeah, you need to be me, dude. We
did have a sad boy moment on Sunday, though we did,
we didn't.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
We had a sad boy moment for a second. We
snapped out and snapped out of it.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Sad boys episode.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
We had a moment.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Are you good? It actually feels good just to realize
that people are sad too.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
On your Yeah, sad, but on your.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Side like a little bit, you know, not everyone's Yeah,
I realized ninety eight percent of my friends. We should
all probably do some type of therapy. Absolutely absolutely get it.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
There's one that definitely shows handsome chiseled.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
My life looks like it's going on really well.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Doc, I'm having a problem being Doc. I'm having a
real problem being.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Just great man? You ever have that?
Speaker 4 (03:14):
I can't stop.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Being the man? Dude?
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Do you have that dog?
Speaker 4 (03:17):
Do you have that dog?
Speaker 5 (03:17):
In?
Speaker 4 (03:17):
You?
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Just get high fives everywhere I go? Can you prescribe me?
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Document? DOCU might not get it?
Speaker 4 (03:24):
You're so I ken, Doc, you don't get it. I'm chiseled.
My Dick's huge. Why am I saying it's a curse.
It's a blessing and a curse.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
You wouldn't get it.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
But you wouldn't understand.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
You wouldn't get it, Bobby switch sides, you understand.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
How's it feel be back on the pot. When's the
When was the last time you wanted? Like a year ago?
That's too stoutsy by the way, I forgot where I
don't have it?
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Me?
Speaker 3 (03:49):
You, me, you?
Speaker 4 (03:52):
And it's Katie right.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Katy was on it man. Well, what we're talking about
have been like last hockey playoffs or something. No, I
was like year ago. I don't remember remember either. It
was a while ago, while I don't remember.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
No, shut the fuck, Shut the fuck up, like an actual.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Friend to guess me up the Bridgton piece of ship.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
That was literally, So, who's your buddy that you were
with at Stands last week?
Speaker 2 (04:20):
My buddy Matt?
Speaker 3 (04:22):
So what's up?
Speaker 4 (04:24):
So, like me and Kevin are in the smoking room
of like Stands and Matt's like talking to Kadi out
in like the pool area Stands, right, and Matt's like,
Kevin's so cool. I love Kevin so much. He's like
the coolest person world. He's like, He's like, yeah, I
really like Kevin. He's really cool too. And then they
had like a moment where they paused and he's like yeah,
(04:44):
and then he's like, but I don't know who the
fuck the other guy is, like that guy and Case
He's like, yeah, he fucking about you.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Yeah, Matt's like that other guy. That's funny. I got blows,
Yeah he does.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
So I'm gonna pull it, Cody, Right, So what you
wanna talk about?
Speaker 3 (05:12):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
About this weather lately. Who's been controlling it?
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Who do you think has been controlling it? Kevin?
Speaker 2 (05:20):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Meteorologists maybe, do you think, though, what kind of thing
that's why they're always wrong?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
I don't know, Probably small beady eyed meteority.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Yeah, can you describe them a little more.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
Yeah, you got gold. And I would love that job
where I could just be wrong all the time, all
the time, something like the banks.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
Do they deal with banks a lot.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
They could that. Actually, is this going deeper?
Speaker 3 (05:42):
This might be.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Being wrong all the time of the job sounds legit
and doing it on TV's calling you out.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
I could do that. They do that.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
So it sucks if you're married. You're just wrong at
work and then just wrong at home every day. That fuck.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Like, listen, I go to work, I deal with this
whole fucking day. I don't need this year too, dude.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Our weather women are stepping it up though.
Speaker 4 (06:06):
It seems like it's gonna be wet outside and wet
at home. Wrong Both times, it was.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Like, what the fuck is with all these old people?
He was like, I was watching these people twenty years ago,
and I know they were old then.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Oh still on the news.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
Yeah, I know, like Mike Bush.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Yes, exactly like Mike Bush. Shout out to Mike Bush.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
Alright, holiday.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Actually, Frank Cuzamuno, I'm looking at you, anybody.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Basically, two Italian dudes in the n C double a
champion into fucking BArch madness right now. He's like, oh,
big day for Italians. We got two in the highlight reel.
It's like, shut the fuck.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Up, Frank.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
He has one of the funniest like things I've ever
heard somebody say on the news. It was like the
two thousand and six World Cup, France is like playing.
He's like, he's talking about tyrannyandri and he goes theory
Henry scored a goal for France today.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Didn't even try to make it front, not at all.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
See this dude.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
We saw Frank Kuzmo walking into Silver Dollar City one
time my dad. It was a big year, so we
got to go on vacation, so we get a Silver
Dollar City. My dad goes, hey, Frank, what's up. He goes, hey,
how's it going? And I was like, you know that guy.
He's like, no, it's Frank Lumano. It's on TV.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Your dad is a casual. Your dad's like Frank, He's like,
what's up?
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Man?
Speaker 3 (07:23):
That guy annoys me. I don't know why, but.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
He just does he say for Italians on the on
our highlight Reel today, I was like, shut the fuck up.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
Nobody cares. Du Yeah, the theory Henry thing is stuck
with me for a long time. Obviously that's two thousand
and six.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Yeah, old. I don't know if he still does. Glenn Zimmerman,
like the Fox two news guy, weather guy guy, that.
Speaker 6 (07:46):
Guy.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Maybe I don't know.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
At the Blues games he does like the weather, like
the weathercast.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Yeah, that's probably him. Yeah, his kids went to my
grade school. I didn't know that for the longest time.
I'd be like, there's the weather man and I was like,
what the fuck are you talking about? Yeah, I was like, oh, ship,
like guys on.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
TV have Actually from that's.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
The weather man, dude. I remember was a kid in
my grade school and uh, he like always like from
like first grade on. Remember every year liked be like
what do you want to be when you grew up?
And he's like a meteorologist And I was like, what
the fuck is that, dude? I don't know what the
meting talking about?
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Spaceships?
Speaker 3 (08:19):
Yeah, I was like, what you think you're This is
why you get picked lasting kickball, dude because of these
stupid fucking answers. You want to be a weather man,
you want to hit home runs? Dude?
Speaker 4 (08:29):
Yeah, wouldn't you like to know weather boy?
Speaker 3 (08:30):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah? Are you stupid?
Speaker 4 (08:36):
That comments Hailey?
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Yeah he's doing good though, Yes, he's doing great.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
Is that the guy that's on Channel four now?
Speaker 3 (08:45):
No? No, I don't think so.
Speaker 4 (08:50):
Nobody watches that he's doing good.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Fluffing this fucking seven year old man.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
You could be good at fluffing, dude, then you could
fluff someone else.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
This conversation with a buddy of ours. I looked at
him and I said, you would give teeth the head.
I would give great head. I think it would be
a great.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Ful That's so funny to tell your friends they suck
at blow drops.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Yeah, if you were a girl, you'd be ugly, a.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Bad head.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
I'd be like peppers hot. That would be kind of
like slutty hot.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
But give great peppers hot, like the bar peppers. Yeah,
but you give great but you'd give good.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
Hot for peppers. So that's solid five five point five.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
I like to think.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
Shouts listening to this, JK. I was joking, I haven't
been there in ten years. When you guys are five,
You're a Peppers five six, saying that.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
I'm saying that I'd probably be a Peppers. Probably I'd
probably be prom queen up there.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
If we trashy bar prom night would be so funny, dude.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Slinging dome out in the fucking.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
What would be the music playing at Peppers for prom?
At Peppers.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Did disagree?
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Vitamin Vitamin C graduation.
Speaker 4 (10:14):
Dancing dancing queen.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Wait while he's giving head or just during the whole problem.
Speaker 4 (10:18):
Why he's giving head? No, why he's giving a Head's
definitely Olymp.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
One of those had on backwards.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
Everybody sucks Troy, what's up? Peppers?
Speaker 3 (10:43):
What's up?
Speaker 2 (10:46):
P P P Peppers?
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Right here?
Speaker 3 (10:49):
But the fucking suck this in my bathroom?
Speaker 4 (10:55):
Which no, lie, olympis right now is fucking awesome. Their
revival is fucking sick, and I want to go to
their concerts so bad.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
At Lollapalooza, we started.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Like coming out, I guess, like back on the rather
looking Fred Dursty. It's like fifty two and we're silk
button ups.
Speaker 6 (11:11):
Okay, right, really yeah, did you guys see their performance
at Lallapalooza like two weeks ago, like two hundred thousand
people are there, like I mean, just jumping up and
down the like fucking take a look around that song
from the Mission Impossible too.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Okay, it's fucking awesome.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
I wish I was there.
Speaker 2 (11:27):
Did you watch a thing on the.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Woodstock like ninety nine, Yeah, where they just blamed him
when it wasn't like him at all.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
Yeah, it was just like five hundred thousand people just yeah,
on way harder drugs than fucking woodstock and.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Old fucking airplane tarmac's like this is all right, blacktop.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Yeah, waters for five dollars back in like ninety nine, shit,
like thirty dollars. Right.
Speaker 4 (11:53):
So the funniest part about that is that there's two
documentaries about that Woodstock. The HBO one lied about it.
They old one was saying, like all the riots, Yeah,
they were saying all the riots happened after Limp Biscuit.
That's not true. All the riots happened at Red Hot
Chili Peppers when they were singing uh, when they were
covering Jimmy Hendrick burn all right, let me stand next
to your fire. Okay, that's when all the riots happened.
(12:15):
HBO acted like all that footage was from the biscuit,
so it's actually from red hot chili peppers.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Like Day three also was like yeah, roasting of the sun,
anywhere to sleep. People were like bathing in the like
the barrels of water to wash your hands in and ship.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
I guess it probably was easier just to blame olymp biscuit, though,
I would Yeah, let's blame on this California, right, yeah, blame.
Speaker 4 (12:40):
Yeah when you bring up this way, Yeah, no, we'ret
chili peppers. Definitely should have got blame peppers back on peppers.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Yeah, comes full circle.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
Yeah, that guy still alive. Anthony Cletis, Yeah, yeah, Kleatus, Yeah,
anthony Us Cletus Cletus. I don't think it's it's a
cle I don't think so. No, it's it's c Clittus.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
You're definitely you say, yeah, you're definitely right.
Speaker 3 (13:10):
Yeah, I know, thank you. You're walking Fred Burst Fred Worst,
some fat kid cock dumb bitch dude. I knew I
should have fought.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
I should have thought at that bar, what's your first movement?
Speaker 3 (13:29):
My first move I think I would.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Like wave you're going old school and above my head
make it look like.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
I think I just I think I just start stretching,
like doing like high Lake things. So then they think
I can kick break.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Out the like the.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
Just just like a bunch of like up and downs.
And then they think like a kicks coming but snow.
Speaker 4 (13:52):
So wait, like would you like stand up and do
like that, like make those noises.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
I do, like those soccer things like they hoop and
they like bring their leg around. You know, I'll do
a few of those.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
So I wish we had a camera.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
And then uh yeah, and then probably lose. I'm probably
I'm not strong like a ninety five percent of people.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Corey, Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
I don't know if Corey would have won that night,
you can he was okay. He when he got rejected
to was the funny fay.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Let's save into that.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
Why it's so funny. It's fun to see your friends fail, dude,
I get it so fun to see your friends fail.
It's great. He failed twice that night. He was like, dude,
I'm gonna's like, listen, if you don't try to take
Jane home, I'm gonna take Jane home. And I was like,
good luck, dude, I don't think that's happening for you.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
A girl friend fast and furious.
Speaker 4 (14:47):
She's like, have you yeah, except cut Yeah, I's forget
about it.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
I forget about it. Cut ever seems too superious.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Okay, Lily's niece is she turned to yesterday? We ever
heard birthday party tomorrow? And I told Lily was like,
the first birthday party was like one groovy girl.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
So they're like a hippie theme. I was like, is
it gonna be too fast?
Speaker 3 (15:14):
Too furious?
Speaker 2 (15:15):
So fucking sick. It's just like no, absolutely.
Speaker 4 (15:19):
Not, see what you were doing.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
You just show up dresses. Paul Waters.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Like, okay, whatever they missed out. Okay.
Speaker 4 (15:26):
So speaking of farms, So with the whole union thing
going on with my work right now, we finally got
like the okay to open these ballots and everything because
we're not agricultural workers right. Oh so not not.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
That's why we have daylight savings time.
Speaker 4 (15:41):
Right, So hey, you know history being made here. Other
states are actually watching our case, see like what's going on,
Like we actually made history blah blah. They have the
idea that they want to go in the work dressed
as farmers.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
Now, right, I think that's great if you just got
like a pitchfork, Yeah, just walk in there all wearing overalls.
Speaker 4 (16:01):
Yeah, like yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
That should be really funny, like the American Gothic or
whatever that is. There's so awesome.
Speaker 4 (16:10):
I think you totally did.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
We're just not his putting seeds in the soil. Just
start saying a bunch of fucking far working go full cartman.
(16:33):
That'd be really funny.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
That's really like the only way to go about things.
It's like, not take it seriously, but take it.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
Only.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
Dedicate yourself to dressing.
Speaker 4 (16:45):
Like a farm throws some mud on you when you
walk in, Like, dude, I started dipping.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
I would just start spinning, just start spitting in the
in the plants. Dude, you guys.
Speaker 4 (16:58):
Should rent a pic just drive it to there.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
Just we'll just have a pig.
Speaker 4 (17:03):
Well they fired me, so I can't. I'll drive them there.
I'll be there, chaff.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
Just bring a pig there and be like, well wherever
we're agriculture and this is my culturing. Yeah exactly, dude,
all right if you uh you know.
Speaker 5 (17:20):
Like.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
Chasing it around.
Speaker 4 (17:28):
Uh all right.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
So you know, like at schools, there's like kids like
claiming to be there fucking like cats and ship like
some kids like identify as cats. I don't think it's
happening in schools. But I'm sure there are some weird
kids out there, okay, acting like cats. Yes, yeah, I'm
pretty sure that didn't come out that was fake. But
(17:52):
I'm gonna be surprised. There's kids like at home whose
parents are like, yeah, they think like, when she's home,
she's a cat or he or it? What uh? What
if you yourself, if you could, if you could get
away with identifying as any animal you wanted to school
and like.
Speaker 4 (18:10):
They penguin, what would you do? Would you be penguin?
Speaker 3 (18:15):
You think so?
Speaker 4 (18:16):
Swaddle around and just slide down the hallway. Excuse me,
there's not a look to find Rember, not all ice
in the hallway. I like would rub like like oil
on myself just to slide down the.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
Hall See, this is what I'm getting to. You could
be like they could. They might have to start putting
like an ice path in the middle of the way.
Speaker 4 (18:33):
I'm looking for my mates.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
Excuse me, that's a good one. You throw rocks at.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Okay, we'll be honi that. I actually might go somewhere,
you know, with the nurse that was in there.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
Oh my god, about Yeah, that's almost bast to make
almost one state this year, bring her back. Yeah, and
that was the kid, I know.
Speaker 2 (18:55):
Welcome back to What what animal are you thinking?
Speaker 3 (18:58):
Uh see? I the one that I've definitely thought. I
was like, I'd be a fish, because then they would
just have to like put like a pool for me
to chill in every class.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
And You're like, you're on people are always watching you.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
But I'm relaxing the pool. Dude, I'm not doing something weird.
I'm not shipping in it. I'm not I'm just hanging out.
I'll just be hanging out in the pool. I'd be like,
I know, but I'm just saying you can get away
just being like, oh I want to.
Speaker 4 (19:24):
Be a clown. What kind of fish would you be?
Would be a clown fish?
Speaker 3 (19:27):
One have some funny dude? Uh oh man, just keep swimming, man,
I don't know, I haven't thought about the fish. Yeah
when I George d No, dude, I don't.
Speaker 4 (19:43):
Know, be a goldfish. Just be a goldfish, man.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
I don't even thought about what kind of fish I was.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
Actually, you're putting a very big appy. Just dove right
into penguins like okay, whatever.
Speaker 4 (19:58):
You just your favorite animal, like want to be pretty
much a bat.
Speaker 3 (20:03):
Well yeah, but I mean, like, what, like would you
could like would be the best animal to identify with
that school? Like would be the most fun?
Speaker 2 (20:09):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (20:09):
Can I change it? T Rex?
Speaker 3 (20:12):
That would be cool, But you have to be your
size t rex. You can't be any bigger.
Speaker 4 (20:17):
It's a philostraptor.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
No, there used to be a t rex.
Speaker 4 (20:19):
Is a small one, but the arms are bigger.
Speaker 3 (20:21):
It's a midget one.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
No, like arms are much smaller than yours.
Speaker 1 (20:25):
Now, Yeah, those toilet tattoos are just cut off.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
Yeah. Wait, so what animal would you be?
Speaker 2 (20:35):
You know, honestly, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
I'm trying to think maybe like like a woodpecker.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
Maybe I was thinking more like probably like a lion.
Speaker 4 (20:47):
It was that smile you had right before you.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
It's actually thinking like poison frog. Like poison tree frog.
It just don't like.
Speaker 4 (20:55):
You just don't like somebody's just obviously I'm.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
Very handsome and it comes off, you know, people want
to grab out.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
Like what are those colorful frogs?
Speaker 4 (21:03):
Yeah, the tree frogs, like the rainforest frogs.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
Yeah, you'd be hopping around everywhere.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Would be kind of cool in front of a magazine.
Speaker 4 (21:10):
That sounds rad Yeah right, I just really thought you got,
you got magazine, I got, I got my own movie.
Speaker 3 (21:15):
So happy feet, yeah, finding Nemo, Dude.
Speaker 4 (21:20):
March of the Penguins, I'm gonna give beyond far.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
So the doesn't well for penguins ever, No, it doesn't.
Speaker 4 (21:26):
It doesn't like they're eaten by penguins are literally.
Speaker 2 (21:31):
Like i'd be the worm from Dune too.
Speaker 4 (21:34):
Like popcorn bugget, you would just be the popcorn bucket
just waiting.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
Or whatever. That'd be so tight.
Speaker 4 (21:41):
Why did you get the Dune popcorn bugget and only
order extra butter and no popcorn?
Speaker 2 (21:48):
Why did you do the Dune two bucket and go home?
Speaker 4 (21:51):
And I feel like penguins are the only animal that's
like actually better off head Zoo than like in the.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
W have you ever seen the penguin that gets gets cooked?
A penguin gets cooked, So like, dude, So apparently female
penguins are also apparently they're also sluts, and so this
long period in the documentary they're like, whatever this name was.
Speaker 4 (22:19):
Peter's penguin March of the Penguins, I don't think.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
I don't know if it's in more is it in
March of the Penguins?
Speaker 4 (22:23):
Maybe it it broke my heart, I know exactly.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
Yes, So he like comes home with like what after
like a long day of like looking for foods and rocks,
blah blah blah, he like comes back, he finds his
mate with another male penguin and like going at it.
So then they start fighting, dude, and so they're like
and now the female So now the female penguins like
watching them because she this is how she wants to
choose her whoever wins gets her. I was like, dude,
(22:48):
this is and so but then he goes back for
round two. It gets worked again, dude. That he just leaves. Dude.
I was like, damn.
Speaker 4 (22:58):
And they're like the documentary is like he probably died
out there, but we decided not to follow because he
lost the fight basically is what the documentaries we got.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
He got cocked and then he got worked once. Dude. Yeah,
this guy's a man, dude.
Speaker 4 (23:14):
But it's like, honestly, it's like it was just like
March of the Penguins is one of the most fucked
up dots I've ever seen, Dude.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
They were like pecking and smacking. It was dude, it
was due. It was so I was crying laughing. I
was like, dude, this one, this penguins a whore and
now she's making them. Now she's making them fight for
her love. This dude gets worked once they go back
to his house. The the other guy, yeah, he keeps fining.
He goes back for a round two. It just gets
(23:41):
the ship kicked out of him again, just wallowing.
Speaker 4 (23:44):
Away like into like the fucking fog and like the
never to be seen again.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
Just a loser, let go, who cares. It's so funny.
Old women are the same. That's the point of that story.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
The ladies go out like with penguin, you get them
a rock, You get them a rock, and then they.
Speaker 4 (24:02):
Cheat on you give me the Dwayne Johnson And.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
They come back and try to throw up the fish,
hopefully to a born penguin. Imagine, imagine her just like
waddling back to her like this nest.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Looks so much better.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
I'm pretty sure it was like a darker penguin too,
so they would have known what the kids came on.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Well, the penguins are obviously rumping penguin.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
Just Mari, penguin, you are not the penguin told you
is running around slides.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Okay, true story. I went to the Zoo about ten
years ago, and it.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
Went to the penguin and.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
Puffin exhibit and I'm like twenty and I'm like, dude,
I gotta touch one of these. Yes, they're puffins, like
floating around and ship like that. Penguin's like jumping on
rocks by your head. I read shot and touch one
really quick, got it back in and then I was like,
no one touched these things. You can't be touching the birds.
I was like, yeah, I know, it's crazy. It was
(25:11):
like I'm an adult.
Speaker 3 (25:12):
I would you hear that? Kids?
Speaker 1 (25:14):
It's like would you please move away from the teenager?
But yeah, grab the touch one of the puffins.
Speaker 4 (25:22):
Then it was it from the Saint Louis Zoo that
like one of the like penguins was like kidnapped and
like taking home. Wasn't that from our zoo?
Speaker 3 (25:30):
Oh I don't know, maybe there's like old yeah, like
the old Wise.
Speaker 4 (25:34):
It was like, oh yeah, this, I think I think
it was our zoo. Like somebody that kidnapped like a
penguin put it in their backpack and it was just
like was taking care of it at their house.
Speaker 3 (25:43):
That's kind of cool. Then it got there was like
a month spand where animals were just getting out of
their exhibits at the zoo. It was it was Madagascar
and got out like twice, and then some other animal
got somewhere.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
They're like, Ben the pesty bears for getting out. This
gets It.
Speaker 4 (26:01):
Was the penguins you see Madagascar, the ones that break out,
they are legit.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
Yeah, the masterminds. Okay, I have.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
We're at We're at a family funeral like last year,
and I looked over at my dad's cousin. I was like,
what the fuck is with this dude? I was like, Dad,
I know you're not telling me a story. His name
is Butchi, just to paint the picture, and I was like, okay,
that looks like a very strange dude. Name equally is weird.
So I see him at like the after lunch luncheon thing.
(26:38):
We're all leaving after like two hours and he's like
still eating his food, and I was like, Dad, what
the fuck is with this guy? And he's like, I
don't know what to tell you, but I do know
that he worked at AB and he was fired because
he tried to ride the Clydesdales. They catch him in
the pin and they're like you can't do this obviously.
(26:59):
It's like okay, I asked. I was like, okay, well
what happened then? And the like he wrote it, he
was in a street writing one of these things.
Speaker 3 (27:09):
No shipale just going down Broadway on the street.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
He claim it was Arsenal. I was like, there's no way.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
That's like they found him, dude, someone got sorry and.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
Fired this dude.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
I was like, that is the coolest ship ever.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
It's like also dude name butchi, yeah makes sense.
Speaker 3 (27:26):
Someone got trampled by Clyde still in the Patti's Day parade.
I believes somebody we know had to put that parade together.
Apparently you know her very well in the.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Day, the Dogtown parade of the downtown, the downtown one okay, yeah,
downtown on a b we know her.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
Yeah, yeah she, I guess had to put it together,
like put.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
The prey together and then.
Speaker 3 (27:49):
Yeah, and I feel so bad for her. She's like
this is all gonna be like her fault. And I
was like her fault that a Clydesdale got away. It
was like the wild animal ship that is a beast.
Speaker 2 (27:59):
It's bigger than our cars.
Speaker 4 (28:01):
Yeah right, I could not fit in this room, right,
now probably like.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
No, that's actually absurd that it probably like imagine a
Clyde stelling here, right, I mean.
Speaker 2 (28:10):
Legit it probably it would be dun and gets head.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
It could, but dude, it might honestly take up the
length of it would probably be the run their massive. Dude.
I used to watch my Bush Stadium on like opening day.
When I'd be on the field, I was like, did
you do some cool Bush Stadium?
Speaker 2 (28:24):
I used to give you the fingers?
Speaker 4 (28:26):
Is its almost time for you to like post that again?
Speaker 2 (28:29):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (28:30):
No, June the exact day, June fifth, dude, somebody else
that I worked to tell me that after the whole
like Dylan mulvaney thing or whatever, like I guess whatever,
things were getting out of hand, and they brought in
like a like military like top ranked military person to
like take control of like pr and stuff like that.
(28:51):
And I was like, that's such a fucking strong moved.
They were like, all right, enough being gay, we gotta
we gotta really.
Speaker 5 (28:59):
Down just a drill starts and they're like, all is gay.
We need to start selling bud Lighting good. We need
to start selling bud Lighting good. And they just got
Shane gillis getting fucked up on them all the time, and.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
That's good, pretty dude.
Speaker 3 (29:18):
I was like, dude, they went so extreme to fucking
bring to save the you're trying to make me hard
right now.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
Them. That's they brought back. They bought this thing called
hoop Tea. Yeah, and it is that good, dude, fantastic.
Speaker 4 (29:35):
Keep like the like we need to markets like something
like a fucking like beer or whatever, like just the
box in the canal and I'm like, I want to
try that semi pro.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
It's like blues. It's like old blues jerseys type looking things.
Very it's very appealing. Yeah, I've had well, you gave
me one one time, maybe be Man's or something.
Speaker 4 (29:54):
So lately I've been ending offended episodes with asking jet
chat ChiPT to write me play about something. Tis asked
chat ChiPT to write me a screenplay about myself Jim
and Kevin who became wrestlers but ended up wrestling each
other in the end for the championship. This is what
chat chept came up with. Just now, absolutely thank you
(30:20):
reading to the mic.
Speaker 1 (30:21):
Though title ring rivalry intro high school Jim day Todd,
Jim and Kevin, three best friends sit together in the
bleachers watching a wrestling match. Todd excitedly, did you see
that move? I could totally do that. Jim, Yeah, right,
(30:44):
you can wrestle your way out of a paper bag. Kevin, Hey, guys,
why don't we give it a shot. We could join
the wrestling team together. Everyone applauds Todd. Todd and Jim
exchange skeptical glances, but eventually not an agreement.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
Got you. It's like a met Christopher book. Yeah, this
is rough to read. Sorry, e x T. I don't
know what the funk that is? Wrestling gym day? That
means outside, okay, exterior?
Speaker 1 (31:20):
Todd, Jim, and Kevin entered the gym determined looks on
their faces. Coach, all right, let's who he got? Turn
that crap off. Sorry, Jesus, you.
Speaker 4 (31:38):
Were so and you were so enthralled with the story.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
I thought it was his fun.
Speaker 3 (31:43):
I was like.
Speaker 1 (31:43):
The boys begin their training, struggling at first, but gradually
improving with each session.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
Got you. Interior Wrestling Tournament Day.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
Todd, Jim, and Kevin compete in their tournament, surprising everyone
with their skill and determination. Announcer and the winner by
pinfall Toddy. The boys celebrate their victories together, bonding even
closer as they continue to compete. Cut to exterior Championship
(32:19):
Arena Knight, Todd, Jim, and Kevin stand of the ring,
facing each other for the championship match. Todd to Jim
and Kevin as if there's anyone else, no matter who wins,
will always be brothers.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
Boomoo nodding. Agreed, Let's give it our all.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
Kevin has nothing to say. Yeah, fucking right, Come get
this fucking work. The match begins, each wrestler pushing themselves.
Speaker 2 (33:01):
To their limits.
Speaker 1 (33:02):
The roars of the excitement is the match reaches the climax,
announcer and the winner and new champion and only child Todd. Todd, Jim,
and Kevin embrace in the center of the ring, their
friendships stronger than ever as they celebrate their journey together.
Speaker 2 (33:26):
Fade out the end themed thing here.
Speaker 4 (33:31):
You know what I didn't like that. I need a
different I need a different story. I need a different story.
Speaker 2 (33:35):
Helen.
Speaker 4 (33:35):
Let me let me figure this one out.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
Yeah, let me read it this time. I know how
to read.
Speaker 4 (33:43):
I know how to read.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
I agree, Jim does thened.
Speaker 4 (33:49):
All time, all time moment. Don't read the prompt, just
read it from the title and scroll down.
Speaker 3 (33:55):
Jim, don't read the title.
Speaker 4 (34:00):
No, read the title. Read the title and go from there.
Speaker 3 (34:04):
Acid Adventures, a Journey of love and friendship. Interior secluded
cabin night, Stone Cold aka Steve Austin Todd, Jim, Kevin,
and John Boxley sit around a table, each holding a
tab of acid. Stone Cold.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
All right, boys, all be ready for the adventure of
a lifetime.
Speaker 3 (34:22):
They all cheer an agreement and proceed to take the
acid tag. Cut to exterior, psychedelic forest night. The group
wanders through a surreal forest, the trees morphing and shifting
around them. Todd, this is wild man, John Moxley, I
feel like I'm in another dimension. As they journey deeper
into the forest, Jim and Kevin find themselves drawn to
(34:43):
each other, their bond growing stronger at each passing moment.
Jim Jim Kevin, all right, I think I'm falling for you.
Kevin smiling Jim a gym around Jim. I feel the
same w They share a tender moment, embracing and miss
(35:04):
the psychedelic landscape Stone Cold laughing.
Speaker 4 (35:08):
Looks like we've got a love connection.
Speaker 3 (35:11):
The group continues their adventure, filled with laughter, love, and
newfound bonds. Cut to exterior mountain overlooks sunrise. The sun
rises over a breathtaking mountain fista as the group sits
together reflecting on their journey. Todd, you know this adventure,
You know this has been one hell of an adventure.
(35:31):
John Mosley, Yeah, I don't think I'll ever forget this.
Stone cold That's.
Speaker 2 (35:36):
What it's all about.
Speaker 3 (35:37):
Boys make up memories that last time it's so cold like.
As they watch the sunrise together, Jim and Kevin hold hands,
their love stronger than ever, and miss the backdrop of
their unforgettable acid adventure fade out. Basically, we fell in Love,
(35:58):
Gay It one more
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