ONE PIECE D&D FINALE | PART 2

The battle continues as the end draws near...

Episode Transcript

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Hello, everyone, Welcome to episodeseventy part two or episode seventy one,
or the finale of One Piece Dand D. We're here. Do not
be afraid. This doesn't mean it'sthe end of one Piece themed Dungeons and
Dragons games. I've had so manypeople like upset about that. Literally,
when we come back, it willbe one paced and D marines. It

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will be a new adventure set inthe same universe. Obviously, it's one
Piece unless we figure out some wayto like destroy the world in this episode,
and don't doubt that we couldn't figureout a way to make that happen.
And it's all the same players.I asked them all and they all
said that they would be happy tocome back, which is great unless suddenly

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one of them goes no. Sothat's gonna be a lot of fun,
and it will be a lot ofguys like I go get milk, comes
back, I go get a pack, Guys, I'm gonna start smoking.
I'm just gonna go get a pack. And yeah, and that's going to
be fun. And that will beand that will happen starting in June,

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probably because after this session is goingto be a long break of D and
d's because I'm going to career inJapan. Nobles going to Japan. Breaks
is going on holiday. Let's justpretend it's for the same amount of time.
UM, don't about these other two. But I'm going to a wedding
in a different part of Pennsylvania.Wow, I think that was in July.

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It's no, it's the weekend ofAnime expos. So it's at June
thirtieth to like July first or whatever. It's like, yeah, um so
yes, um so after this there'llbe a long D and D break and
then we'll be back in full force, both everything together and it's going to
be incredible and I am very excitedfor it all. I am here.

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I was going to say for thefinal time, but I guess for the
final time. Happy birthday, DurisHappy seventy first birthday, final years old.
I can't believe it's also your birthdaytoo, did you imagine? Happy?
You know what it is? Whoyou know? Whose birthday it almost
is? It's almost my brother's birthday, his happy birthday, Rustage Junior.
Yeah, his birthday is May second, which is on Tuesday, and the

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Sunday today, So happy birthday tomy widdle brother. Yeah, let's go.
Yeah? Is he also a rapperslash YouTubers Hester. He's a master
guy nerd. He does further university. He has a master's in mathematics and
he's doing data analysis at a companyin London. And he is younger than

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me and definitely way smarter than Iam. Okay, way cooler than I
am. Oh my god, allright, No, that's why I'm glad
I'm an only chat. I'm alsohere with William Tecking what it won?
Oh? Yeah, how you doing? He's cosplaying as as Teching, which

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is awesome. I can't playing asWilliam but yeah, sorry, he says,
I always can't play. I'm hereto Spooky Hi, and I'm here
with Briggs Ragnar what's up? Boys? Always good to be here. The

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end of an era is um andyeah, I'm also sick, so the
final episode of one p D andhas to be sick. If I sneeze
a lot and I blow my nosea lot, you know why, If
I cough, if I die,that's life. That's there's a nice supper
for my art and my arches,dodges and dragons. So that's bad timing.

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Oh god, water left arc.What if the episode just ends with
me unconscious and it is really thelast episode of that's it game over?
Yeah, then the e mts whyinto your room and it's like, oh

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boy bad, all right, I'llbe fine, I'll be fine. So
the director's turn just went and shesummoned someone, didn't she Valve? Yeah,
yeah, she's someone usas Valve andalso two pods landed and tempest as

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hemlocks get out and they have joinedyour group, which which implies that Lissa
was successful in being able to getpeople to come and such devil's luck.
Baby, good job, I believedin all review. So I'm gonna put
them on their own initiative and I'lljust group any person who continues to arrive.

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If more people arrive on this newinitiative, sweek, we have an
adventurous moment. We have Captain Marvel'sshow up and just be like them all
like that'd be great. So theyyeah, they go five, So that
means they go last. It's yourturn. You are currently one HP standing

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on top of a rock blue Bloodor I guess the copy of blue Blood
is in front of you. Fistready. He has two attacks now,
which is crazy because he used toonly have one. Um, so you
know that sucks. That sucks.But Ragnar is facing off against him,
right, he's right in front ofhim, and I sacrifice anything for the

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boys, and I have now ruledit that way because he did have four
Most characters only have like two orthree legendary actions. He had like four,
right, and he could attack everytime he did a legendary action,
and was saying because he doesn't havethose anymore, he has two attacks.
That's how we'll rule it if I, if I was going to rule it
fairly, I would give him fourattacks. So that's not fair battle.

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I didn't realize how I can literallykill us? Do you can kill any
of us? Ye? Genuinely.How angry some people have been about this,
But hey about a territory. He'sthere, wrote, it's your turn.
He's standing the fist already. Well, once again, all of my
ribs are completely shattered. Yeah,so I actually have a ruling question before

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we jump into this right after yeah? Yeah, yeah, So I imagine
it works like, well, I'mgonna make an attack, I kind of
like pick which weapon I'm gonna use, Right, I use one weapon and
then she switched to another one.It doesn't work that way. No,
I don't think so, because youyeah, that both two had weapons.
Sorry, all right, In thatcase, what I'm going to do is,

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instead of focusing on blue Blood,now that I see Ragnar literally sucking
his blood out and going yape,yes, I'm going to turn my attention
to uh dark Duas over here.Yes, Duros Black is also here,
Duras Duas Black squaring off. Whichis what I'm gonna do is I'm going

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to shoot two shots at him,but I'm actually going to do something with
my third shot. So I'm goingto use the seeking arrow. Okay,
but I'm going to aim for thedirector with that one, so I don't
actually have to roll an attack rollfor that is a thing, no matter
what sweet puffect, so that Iwon't be reminded I'm in the quick I
guess. Before that one, I'mjust going to shoot at Dark throws twice,

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just regular shots. I'm not doingsharp shooter. Uh yeah. They
both hit boom boom, and thenI'm just rolling this next one just for
the damage, like you can ignorewhat it actually is. But so as
I'm like, you know, almostbleeding out over here, slap the special
bullet in shoot it off, andas it bursts out of the gun,

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it gets little itty bitty butterfly withbutterfly wings. Can you apply shot shoot
it to this type of attack?I can't, but I'm not going to.
Okay, okay, okay, okay. Great um. So the dog
Dura's black takes nine plus thirteen damage, whilst the seeking bullet flies through the

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air, weaves through everyone and doessix plus eight, which is fourteen damage
to the director who's in the back. The director just takes a bullet to
her shoulder and just sort of fallsoff her chair and goes, oh,
dear you me just clutching her shoulder. Wasn't very polite of you? What
it handed it? In one shotbefore I go down shooting an audience member,

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This isn't there's no audience participation inhere. Rustage does she will look
more like a librarian or a lunchlady. She looks I don't know why
I do, Okay, I'd saymore librarian of her. She has like
that ruby earring. She's got likeslipped like gray like old lady hair that's
quite short. It looks like theTheory god Mother from Shrek BLUs okay,

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or the girl from a Lama theLlama movie. I can't remember. No,
she's not a yeah, and she'sgot them. She's got this scarlet's
running down her eye to her lip, and she's wearing quite a royal red
like red dress, almost like shelooks like a queen almost, it's what

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she looks like. Um and Imean she and no, but now she's
bleating from the shoulder, which isn'tgood for her. I guess it's all
MPCs now, So what do youwant Pearl to do? Pearls currently fighting
the nut She is very weak.Thenut tried to bite her with a bug
and it did nothing. Bug fight. So she's there, she's determined to

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fight. What do you want herto do for Rona? And guess I
just want her to keep messing upbud boy over here? All right,
keep the flames moving, Okay.She pulls her flaming sword and she's gonna
swing twice, one, two,The sword strikes come to down and one
critically hits, one misses Pearl.Jesus, that's fine, super effective,

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super effective, um yeah, andwe get we get sixty. She cuts
down the flames, immolate into thesky. Um and like you could,
their flames always have dragon wings comingoff them as they slice down. Uh,
smoke coming off of the name JesusChrist, that healthful bright down like

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she's more than below half at themoment um. But now it's civil.
Oh never mind. I was gonnaask what wait, what is? What
was the news pronounced he or she? I don't um, we go with
he there for the news. Ohokay, I thought I think you said
she for a moment. Okay,woman, I didn't know that all kay.

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So Cyrila is Cyrilla is up?What do you want Cyril to do?
Tour us? He is weak aswell? In life's already been noted
conscious one. It is one abilityhere hasn't used yet. Yes, and
I think it's time he does itand try to capture either Eustace Valve in
the mood you know what, Ithink he could probably capture Eustace Valve.
I think it would probably work forus as Valve. Yeah, work literally

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anyone else. You're gonna wanted towater sphere all right, I watered the
water sphere used as val Yeah,it keep quite a powerful ability. The
problem is it it rarely works becausethe DC is so low for him,
but I think it would work onuseless valve. Come on, buddy,
Okay, it's a strength saving throator he's inside a bubble water prison.

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Jusu M. It's not very goodat strength. I remember he was of
speed. Yes, speed. Hehas a plus three to strength to his
saving throat. That's more than youI remember about this, dude. Oh
that was a good rule double nineteennineteen. Um. Yeah, that just
unfortunately he tries to put him ina bubble the water sphere. Um,

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yeah, he's ejected from it.Uh and yeah, he just doesn't get
captured. That's all that happens.Oh well, but the water's fit exists
now and Cyril can move it asan action now to try and put other
people inside of it. I think. So there is now a sphere of
water there. M. What doyou want Doxy to do, William?
I want her to throw a healingdagger at Verona. Does she at all

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the daggers? You know that ifyou hit somebody, they heal you.
Suddenly has the ability to heal peoplewith a knife. Would be so funny.
All right, just throw the daggersat blue Blood. It worked the
first time we fought him. Justmake sure to do a stealth check after
to make sure she's not gonna Yeah, yeah, okay, she's gonna dagger
in, then stealth she will runout. She went all down blue Blood

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pretty good last time with nothing,but not she did more damage than Bury
the animal. She hasn't foughtage onthe tank because she's hidden, so she
yet twenty two and hits getting good. All right, there you go twenty
four damage, which is tory twentytwo damage twenty two decent. I take
it. Yeah, get a stealthand she's definitely hidden. Um is a
twenty two, but she's definitely hidden. So twenty four davage or blue blood

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blue boot doesn't even notice that daggerhit him to in twenty four davage blood
is nothing. Do you want Heallyto do anything? UM can't control Heally
anymore so because he's right now,it's like final words or just like boys,
forget about this blue baspard, bastard. I'll take care of him,
and then out of no where hiseyes is turned Bluelooh, so we're gonna

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I feel like, imagine like glowingeyes. So we're gonna have I feel
like Heally just chilled them. Ifeel like Healy should ready like I either
Trevor or Yeah. I don't thinkI have to say like a specific person,
right, he can do that.You can ready like an action,
I would say, getting maybe himcloser to the rock where everybody's fighting,
but just kind of keep him onstandby in case he has to cure Verona.

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Trevor's all right, you know what, and yeah, you know what
he'll do. He'll do a stealthcheck to hide. I mean, that's
just a dex Tex role for him, still mode. That's it's okay.
He crowds no no, no,no, no no no no. That's
good for one important reason. Ragnarcan't see him. Yeah, because perception

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is so bad that hiding from himis the best thing to deal with him.
Going blue Blood fair Son, atleast they won't kill Healey. I
feel like blue Blood's also kind ofpreoccupied right now with the giants, so
it's blue Blood's turn. He seesyou go blue Bear, and he's gonna
turn around and he's gonna fucking punchyou. Damage from both of these by

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the way, all right, badWait, these are not even good roles.
They're twenty so hits. No,they're not great. That's good.
Everything's gonna hit me. It's apossible way he can plus uh forty six
ninety six ninety six damage. Imean, Ragnar has a lot of HP,
but blue Blood starts bash into blueBlood and Ragnar his fish to take

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a full on. How do youhow does blue boot bear blood Ragnar reactor
blue blood boy pudging him like this, I is like raw and like spit
on a bunch of blue blood onthe floor. Holy shit, that's crazy.
Um yeah, the all right,I mean, and that is blue
Blood. So it's now in anewts and the new it's gonna I guess

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his other attacks aoise. So he'snot gonna use that against just one target.
So he's gonna he's going to dothe thing again where he bikes um
pearl with a with a little Alittle fly comes out, a little locust
comes out, and it's gonna bugbite Pearl. It hits, Okay,
it does damage and we roll atD six is one? Do you know

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what four does? No blows himup? Wait me neither? Why did
I write one, two, three, five and six? I wis genuinely
is not on the sheets. Ohthank God, your brother is not the

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one that writes these. It's justit says one does nothing and then I
have something for two, three,five, and six, Rustage, I
forgot four exists. Yeah, Idon't even know how I did that.
I don't know want to do inthis situation. This is my heiress or
nothing happens nothing. I'm so embarrassed. This is Matthew. This never Matthew

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Mercy would never do this. MatthewMercy would never forget the number four exists.
That is not wouldn't do that.Yeah it Japan, it is.
It just means death. A goodjob, oh God, like Mesa Russage
fears the number four. Yeah,yeah yeah, Mista from the Golden Wind.
Yeah all right, William Europe.Then I guess all right, um

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at Pond, seeing the reinforcements andRagnar going blue Bear, I'm like,
okay, now this is it oursecond wind? Okay, so uh shit,
I can actually do second wind?What a second wind? It?
It's like, okay, it's aD ten plus your Oh, I'll do
that. Is it? Is ityour fighter level or your character for plus

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two? I'll do it to getsomething back bonus action though, to be
fair I have been using to likelight and stuff. Okay, no,
fuck that, Yeah, okay,I'm actually gonna read. I'm gonna reroll
my devil free again. I'm gonnado it. Context William has a max
HP of one hundred and fifty three, so restoring potentially like for HP is

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so not okay, you you'll lightdevil Fruit was pretty fire. I'm a
light one, but I I burnedout a lot of the good attacks with
it. I can move good,but I can't do a lot of damage
with it, honestly, because Idid a lot of the high octane sun
ship last day. Okay, allright, what do we got? One?
Nine five? Let's go. Umit's a ship one. I'll make

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it work. It's called the nosynose. You know me, you have
heightened smelling and can enlarge your nose. I came where everybody alight and I
don't. I'm not like really big. I think only like slightly thick.
Just to get more nose smelling,like a I increased my nose perception.

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I smell blue blood and I knowexactly where he's at. All right,
I mean you can rock, butyou have to do that next round.
Yeah, yeah, I'm just gonnapoke my head out and I'm gonna use
tempest kick on blue Blood. Okay, alright, Sick, you are stealth,
so you could do that um thathits and with your sneak sac damage.

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That's pretty good. And then I'mgonna just be run back behind the
rock again. That's twenty seven plusfourteen. I won't even do them.
I'm honestly doing more damage this waythan anything with the light sun burst sunbeam
crap, you know what I mean? Well, no, no, no,
you hit multiple targets with the otherstuff. Yeah, it's like a
I do. That is true.You know, added off is a lot
more damage. I can smell whereall you are. I jump out,

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temples, jump back. You rodeyour devil three as your bonus action,
so you can't do the self role. Okay, that's fine, Yeah,
that's all right. He's not he'skind of PreCure occupied, doesn't even notice
that. Yeah, all right,Duros Black is obviously going to attack durros
Um. His manevolence has kind ofcome down. There's a real chance hit
because your your armorcast is higher thanit was a planet Doris, so there's

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a real chance that he just doesn'thit you with his sword. Um,
and the rest of his stuff isAoE stuff that he's not going to use
because you're his only target. Sohe's going to come down with a manevolence
UM one two of course secrets onehits the other one. Yeah, the
krit hits. Oh. I meanthis was a lot of damage when you

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guys were lower level. Um,but seventy one benevolence blade strikes down,
crashes through your armor, probably crashesthrough friend and friends, and yeah,
just slices his huge gash across you. For seventy one damage was quite a

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lot of your hit points more thanmore than No, it's not even more
than half. Actually's about Halsh,isn't it has health? Yeah, I
have help now, Yeah he's health. Um. I had some temporary hit
points to help. But you shoulddo second wind. Here is one at
least it's decent. Yeah, okay, Ragnar, you failed your wisdom same,

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so you have to attack the thinkin front of you. I mean
that's what you would have done anyway. Um. Yea, at the end
of the turn, you will doanother wisdom save as well. It's just
a thing that you, dude,Ragnar barely looks like conscious at all,
and he's just like shah jah likehe's like laughing like hysterically, and he

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grabbed his axe one handed and itstarts swinging it back and forth against the
three attacks. Um, and theyall have advantage. Oh, because you're
recklessly attacking and you're not exhausted becauseyou're in blue blood mode. So they
will have it. So do thetwo after that? Oh my god,
the crito. The it's like andthe damage is doubled, right, so

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rip up my parts. Don't forgetyour extra brutal crip damage too. Yeah,
okay, we check on that.Yeah, so the brutal crip damage.
I guess that we are we Ilove a level seventeen. It's three
additional days three three d twelve ohman, and then twelves come on pretty

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good. That's plus two plus fifteenplus six plus seven plus eleven plus ten
plus thirteen because he's big there,okay, plus twenty eighth and then with
ninety nine, so we double that. It's one hundred and ninety eight damage
pieces first time. Just I mean, how do you do these attacks to

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chug into him? Dude, I'mtying you right now. It's barely conscious
right now, He's just fucking swingingat him, and like even if he
misses, or even if like hejust non stops swinging, like there's no
one stopping him in this moment.Anyone who's witnessing, which I shoot Rona
would be you notice that Ragnar's axehas gone pure black. The every single

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one of these attacks is just pureornament hockey like going crazy on blue blood
um and ripping him to pieces.It's that that was the biggest attack I've
ever done in No seriously, thatmight be a record for the most all
right, I mean that's a lotluck. It's it's either that attack or

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the one that no one for Williamyeah attack, yeah that yeah, yeah,
I think we still have a lotof age people. Oh dude,
you shunk out of him, buthe took a big chunk for a second,
and be like, I don't knowhow long I can hold him off
for a kill. That fucking director. We needs to wizd and safe for

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me as well. That's just oneyou do every at the end of every
tone, just because at the momentyou're blind. Yeah, he is so
deep and blue. You're bathing init. You're bathing in heroin right now,
who are just going for it?Okay, it's Clementine's toad. She
is probably I mean she's still frightened, right, No, she just got

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unfrightened. Uh. Yeah, shejust exceeds. She gonna no, right,
she got nineteen, did she?No? Don't Yeah, she was
she gotta wait, I don't remember. She never succeeded all right, then
then she kept failing. Yeah,I think I think he might be right.
I felt like the last thing shedid was succeed but not seventeen.
Yeah, she failed. So she'sjust gonna run away next to the director

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and then she's gonna like hide behindthe director's like chair and then do another
saving throw. Hich is not good. She's never going to get this.
She got sixteen, she didn't getit. She's rolling great, though,
she's rolling good, but she hasno modifiers up. Oh I know,

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doctor says, legendary resistance enough,no maneuver is gonna work on it.
Okay, um, right soon,No one's down though. Fortunately, fortunately
there's a lots of weakened people.Yes, I guess there's really nothing,

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you know, Walt, I willdo something there. I see the captain
over there and I'm like, Captain, Yes, I think I think it's
time that you helped me with thisone. Here, I think I can
lend you ahead, I can lendyou a foot or to DROs. I
smell your plate, Derris, younever take that armor off. You're so
stinky. How did you know,Captain? I think smells like old spice.

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He keeps himself taken care of.You know. I'm gonna use my
last maneuver to do commander strike sothe Captain can attack whoever he wants,
whether it be blue Blood order.Actually I think blue Blood's taken care of
with the Giant Bear, So I'mgoing to attack Dominius here, yeah,
with a tempest kick or ahead?What seventeen hit? No, neither the

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eighteens. I have one luck forit left if I'm allowed to use it
here, yeah, roll again?Then to take off his bottage. Well
you don't have it? No,no, no, it's six plus eleven,
uh seventeen. Then we're still missess. Yeah yeah, all right,
yeah that doesn't hit. So Williamyou come out, you kick and it

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just tried. It just kind ofwell, I mean, durs black as
arms. He probably blocks it withhis supposed your friend, enemy blocks it
with enemy. Um, all right, that was all my luck. I'm
used up. Well then I guessthere's only one thing left to do here.
I have to take this asshole out. I don't miss your head.

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Your head twice, okay, andthen you know what, I'm just gonna
have to action search my final time. Yeah. Um, so let's get
to it then, Uh yes,No, one more attack is such a
shame. That's like doing a regularyou essentially just still a regular turn.

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I'm so sorry. One regular regulartwenty twenty nine damage pretty good, still
fighting with the gash down your side, you're slicing it to him. I
like the idea. It's like whenyou versus zero, where the sword exchanges

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are just going back and forth.You know, you're blocking shots, you're
taking shots back and forth between Drostand Drost black. Um, you want
to do anything else, Doris,That's all I have. That's literally all
I Okay. Now it's Trevor.Trevor's still up, and Trevor's gonna help
Ragna take down blue Blood, whichI think is a pretty good combo.

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I think if you were looking forstraight damage, Trevor plus Ragna is hit
him, which she hasn't had greatluck with and his his two hits pretty
decent. So one, two,three good okay, So yeah, two
out of three out, two outof three is still good. Yeah.
Uh, that's a decent total umseventy. That's seventy damage. Yeah.

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So Trevor is slashing around Zoro's blade, dealing seventy damage, cutting deeper to
blow it. Blue Blood's blood islike spraying out from him. Obviously,
these things don't feel pain, sothere's no reaction from him. But now
it's Ustas valves turn. Oh holymoly, there's so many targets. He

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used this valve. There's four potentialtargets used this valve. Roll for it.
I'm gonna roll for it. Okay, Eustace Valve, you're like useless
valve. I remember. So he'sgoing he's going for Cyril. Okay,
he could have his little fight tothe death over there. That'll be okay.
Actually, to be fair, heprobably should have don't gone for Cyril.
Anyway, it was the only onehe's actually attacked him. Yeahs Valve

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crates steep out of his out ofhis limbs and charges towards Cyril. Um.
I think this is a pretty evenmatchup. Yes, steam versus water,
Sea versus water. Um, he'sgonna do steam burst and miss I
wouldn't even do anything. I thinkhe has two right, that one also

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misses, so so good. Uselessthey're both doing nothing. Steam versus What
do you expect? Oh, gosh, useless valve. Holy shit. His
attack is actually quite private. Ithink even if he hit, I don't

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think it would have killed Cyril,even though Cyril has like fifteen HP.
Um, so useless valve comes out. He he, he puts out his
two hands and creates bursts of steamfrom both of them, and cyril body
just sort of turns into water anddodges them. Um. And now I
guess Cyril versus Useless Valve is oneof the match. This is Eustace Kid's
father, for those of you thatdon't recall in the chat. That's why,

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if you guys a little bit offun trivia here, Eustless Valve is
spelt differently on the card game versionbecause we wanted to make sure that there
was no actual one piece reference.You mean the Devil's Luck card game.
The Devil's Luck card game which issold out, but we'll be back sometime
in June. Hopefully his name isspelt slightly different because I wanted ye to
remove any sort of links to onepiece whatsoever. It's it's spelt with a

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ce instead of a doubles. Um. That's a smart move, though,
good good move. Um. Butthere there you go, like father,
like son. Yea useless. Okay, it's Tempest and Hemlock. Now,
Um, what do you guys wantTempo to do? I mean they're here,
they're ready for battle. Uh,they go, Captain William, they

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both because they have very similar voices. Um, okay, there seems to
be a lot of enemies here.Statue lady, do you can you heal
people? No? I have weatherbase abilities. That's my devil fruit heal
lightning. That's not a thing.You wanted to attack this This this guy
with the white blue blood right,he was the one from I saw his

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corpse. All right, yeah,let's just if you guys are close to
him, gang up on him andjust kill him right now, and then
we can move on and start advancing. Let's just do that then, all
right, all right, Tempest isgoing to Tempes. Is all a ship.
I'm trying, Verona, I'm tryingnobody has healing daggers. Nobody has
healing fire or healing lightning. Goddamn it, I mean yeah, healing

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fire would be the worst possible thingfor verona A gaming here, Captain,
please tell them not the stand infront of Ragnar please then oh yes,
yes, attack from behind and tryto hide behind a boulder. If you
can have a long range attack,use that. Okay, Tempest, that's
a long wage attacks, but almostall of them at Awi, so we'd

(31:55):
hit Ragnel, Trevor and Verrona andshe's not going to do that. Yeah,
what about the lightning thing you usedagainst the jellyfish, lady? Use
that chain lightning. It's in thename. It hits more than one target,
damn it leaper target to as manyas three other targets as many as
three? How about one is notas many as That just means it's a

(32:17):
ship version of chain. You choose, and she could choose whatever she one
targets around, then it can shouldgo to. It has to. They
have to be within thirty feet ofthe creature. So I think, wait,
wait, wait, wait, Ithink Duris Black is a damn he's
thirty five feet away. Oh heis thirty five feet. Ah, that's

(32:37):
almost umhoe Okay, oh, Ithink she could she could do that.
She could do it's literally tied awayice storm. They're basically because she's got
the weather devil fruit. All ofher nobilities are weather things from the sky,
right, so they're all away.Isn't it just one spell? That's

(32:59):
just a light strike? Yeah,but that's in a line. I guess.
I guess we can. I cando that lightning bolt. Yeah,
if if she moves here and thenshe does lightning this way, yeah,
we'll do that. And actually,to be fair, it comes with the
sky anyway. So as I'm gonnarun it, she's gonna do a lightning
bolt on blue Blood. She's gonnacost it. She's a sorcerer. Does
she have careful spell? Um?She? If? That's if you're doing

(33:22):
that, because I play a sorcerermost she she is a soci but she
doesn't have careful spell. Okay,No, she does have careful spell?
You all right? Right? Street, Oh great, and how you play
She's gonna use sunburst. Then that'swhy it's so good. I know how.

(33:46):
I don't know how to do much, but I'm a fucking sorcerer.
I know how to sort o God. Okay, she's gonna use sunburst then,
so he has to do a concavewith twelvey six damage. Um,
yes, oh nice, you're right. She does forty one damage. Okay,

(34:09):
and he's blinded. Right if she'sdoing sun right, does he even
have any legendary resistance as yet?I don't know if he does. He
used one of them. Oh hedoesn't succeed good blind spell saves eighteen so
she he's blindedgeh wait what did heroll? He rolled a PhH my gosh,

(34:35):
four or five? Okay, soTempest. Tempest carefully spells for Trevor
Verda Ragna. He leaves equal tobotifire, which is I think max.
So she's gonna do that, andthen creates from the sky through the storm
and the rain. The sun beamsdown. My headphones just came out,
so I can't hear what you guysare saying. But the sun beams down

(34:57):
and burst light into the into theeyes of blue Blood. Now I can
hear you guys. As the singlemost useful thing Tempest has ever done.
So she takes seventy one damage.It genuinely is um And then I guess
Hemlock actually is going to go.Um, there is no place but she
can get to blue Blood and notbe close enough to rag now to die.

(35:22):
So she's going to make the decisionto h make her way to do
us, to do us. Boy, he's gonna need some mouth. Yeah.
I don't think she can get theI think she's going to hide behind
a small rock, okay, becauseshe is a rogue technically. Um,

(35:43):
and then it's a director's turn.So are you guys not arranged the tags?
I don't think she does. Ithink she just yeah, I don't
think he does. She just summonsthe demons of our past. Um.
Twenty two cells is pretty good,all right. We we've got to roll
now for the for the direct um. Yeah, that's a four another one.

(36:05):
Somebody give us somebody that will helpus, or at least somebody that's
indifferent. It just leaves. Yeah, but very much. He's essentially all
people that would be hostile towards you, because obviously some some people like some
villain villains you fought, ended upbecoming friends like Hemlock and stuff like that.
Yeah, or they technically das black. We safe him at the end,

(36:25):
m hm, did you Yeah?Yeah. Now, I always said
did I protect anyone we killed?But that was only after you killed him?
I think, yeah, and thepower away if this version of him
would still three. So oh,okay, this is an easy one for
you guys. Who do we getspeaking of durist Black, this is someone

(36:46):
from that arc um. This mancomes down a character that I will guarantee
you guys have forgotten. He comesto the diamond guy. Nope, he's
got a he's got a he's gota mask on, like a chrome mask.
He's wearing friend clarts and he goes, I am here, he's got
You remember this guy, the guywith the giant fists of the Yeah,

(37:07):
you remember inquisitive Cornelius with his giantfists. Um. I think he's not
easy to hit, though it mightbe harder than you think. Now,
I'll be all right if we hitIf we can hit him these flats,
yeah, his golden hands protect him, increasing his armor class he can.
Yeah, he has really high Almaclass because of his golden hands. Okay,

(37:30):
I worry about him later. Ifyou remember, his HP is quite
low. So if he hit himonce, he's probably dead. He got
sixteen yea. Um, and thatmeans veronash. What's okay? So one
thing I forgot to mention last turn. I don't know if he'll allow this,
but I do have the animated rifleof Injustice up right now. I

(37:50):
wasn't going to attack anyways, Sowhat I wanted that to do is start
running, like towards the director orwithin range to shoot the director yet.
So yeah, you can, youcan do that. So if that would
have been like running last turn,where do you think it would be?
Could you not use your bonus actionfor something lost to you? I only
uh just made my three shots,that's it. Yeah, okay, then,

(38:10):
so yeah, I guess it couldbe running. It would be it
would run, well, it's it'ssmall, so I'm gonna use it's small
running speeds at twenty five ft aton. So it would be behind Ragna
right now and it would run andbe next to Jurist Black next turn,
and then it would take about fourturns to be in range called the director.

(38:31):
You can get that, you canget all right. But that's what
it's doing all right at the moment. And this turn, I'm also I'm
gonna look down at little Timmy.It's been a long journey, little Timmy,
but now I need your shots toaim true. I also animate little
Timmy. Okay, the the thethe rifle you're using, the my main

(38:53):
rifle, you animated Tim. I'msending it out. I'm sending it up.
It's running, it's catching up toYeah. Yeah, towards the direct
right yep, like an anime.You've got like an arsenal going to yes,
sweet, all right, go ahead, I mean they're doing and then

(39:14):
I'm just gonna whip out my voidshotgun. Yeah, the booms dick,
and I'm just gonna unload two shotswith sharpshooter into blue Blood. Oh,
just kind of like very staggeredly holdingit up as he's like still right in
front of me. So the everyone. The shotgun can only shoot twice each
round. Um, I don't knowdoes a nineteen hit ninety does hit?

(39:37):
I think, but the twenty eightdoes. Okay, that's so thirty one
thirty one damage. You blast intoblue Blood from behind, just laden and
bring him down. Take that spinachchin. You know, when like where
white Beard had that thing where hehad not a single wound on his back,
blue Blood would be like he's gotso many wounds on his back.

(39:59):
Got somebody shotgun buckshot wounds in hisback? All right, he takes it.
Oh he's blind, he's blind.Advantage vantage. Oh yeah, do
you want to do this? Yeah? Yeah, roll one more and then
there cue that it hits. Uhthe yeah, the twenty six would be

(40:19):
in T twenty the twenty four,right, so you want yeah, yeah,
so that that hits. Yeah,you do get to hit against for
just do another role blind. Yeahyou're into this, blind man, I
wants you distress. That was allCRIDs on that roll. Really, Oh
my god, my god. Damage. Yeah, I mean this is the

(40:46):
damage that the weapon does. ThatTeching gave Crystal Pete this weapon, and
it did this much damage when hegave it to Crystal Pete. Soe,
So this Teching, this weapon,this is my boomstick. This is literally
he's like hobo with a shotgun.You don't mess with Crystal feet shotguns.

(41:07):
I'm just like on the verge ofpassing. I think made some illegal modifications
to this shotgun. All right,he's loading this fucking thing with anti matter.
Okay, like here you go.Oh god, okay, holy shit,
sorry for me. Then that's allokay. As the shotgun would probably

(41:28):
do that much damage. All right, what do you want? I guess.
I guess Paul just gonna keep tackingthe new Um, I guess yeah.
And she's doing fine, honestly,no health, but she's doing really
good. She's tritty again, Pearl, Come on till him she she will
two flaming swords coming right at well, one of them is hitting. One
of them definitely hits for thirty damageseasy maths, easy mass, easy math,

(41:50):
quick math um. And then Cyril, is it gets USTA's valve?
Do you want? Do you justwant Cia to attack USA's valve, have
that little fight? Yeah? Yeah, but um, he still has that
water thing right, yeah, thewater bubble. He could or he could
just typhoon. Well that's his bonusaction, isn't it uh to move it

(42:10):
as an action? You can movethe sphere? All right? No,
fuck it just kill us as well? I think, yeah, I think
genuinely. Uh? Does I thinka sixteen might hit User's valve? Might
be difficult to hit because his wholething is evasion. He's a speedy kind
of guy. Sixteen doesn't hit.Unfortunately, by the twenty seven does.

(42:31):
There's still twenty four damage, whichis pretty good. Useless useless valve.
He was even useless about because youguys beforehand. So he just the tithe
the water spinning round the trident.He's stabbing into valve. You see this
new found vigor in Cyril's eyes asthey are fighting back and forth. Um,

(42:52):
what would you like Doxy to do? William knives knives knives out knives
out knives double advantage because he's blindand she has still work. I wish
it. I wish advantage staff andhe doesn't even hit unfortunately, Oh my
god, terrible. Um, Healydoing nothing. I assume he's on standby

(43:15):
blue Blood blue Blood is blind.Does he do a saving through at the
end of his turn or at theend the end of his turn for Sunburst?
Yeah, so he will do that, But first he's going to attack
with disadvantage against Ragnar. I don'tthink it matters. That's still his two
hitches pretty large. But I'm apretty big standing as um, so I

(43:38):
think there's a single way he canmiss Wagner. Oh, well, it's
a good thing that's with disadvantage.Yeah, that was a crip. Yeah,
it would have been a crip.Hey two and thirty. Yeah,
don't worry. You only take onehundred and eighty five half, which is
um, what is that like nineteenninety two? You take so blue blood?

(44:01):
His eyes like a closed he's hecan't quite see, but he's still
just swinging in front of him.And there is a bear there. I
think it's not difficult to hit agiant blue bear that's standing five feet away
from you. So he he justcontinues to pummel you to your side.
You're spinning up blood, um,like both red and blue blood, like
purple blood. Oh my gosh,purple blood. Oh no, um,

(44:23):
and that is his time. Iam, I am still alive. Chat
pushing it. He ragnar like fuckingpurple blood, like spewing out of my
fucking fur fight hits. Oh nono no, no, no, no,
no, no, no no no. That is an effect. It's

(44:47):
not the worst effect. Um.Okay, Peel has to do a concert,
okay, and then I'll tell youwhat happens if he does a concert.
If he um, he succeeds becauseyou please do really good. That
looks good. That's a success.Okay. It's having her own battle right

(45:08):
well, so she she you couldsee like the sort of poison in her
face, and then she she resistsit. She would have gone blind,
ironically, she would have just asshe burns, she burns the poison away
from her eyes. Yeah. Yeah, no, her eyes are on fire.
Yeah, she's already for combat.William, it's your turn front of

(45:30):
you, yep. And I'm gonnago help him, but I'm gonna reroll
first. And because the nose fruit. While it's how and the unquestioned,
I'm trying to get something better here. Okay, what you get eighty nine?
All right, that sounds better.That sounds like a cannon fruit.
Okay, eighty nine yep. Chadis saying that the the crip should have

(45:51):
hit me because, oh, becauseyou were reckless, recklessly attacked. Oh
I see, but I forgot that, so that's on me. Okay,
um okay, so yes, yes, there is. It is there.
It's just the wrong I have itgo for getting numbers, genuinely, I
was like, it's so embarrassed forget numbers twice for some reason. On

(46:13):
my document it goes eighty seven,eighty nine, eighty eight, So whatever,
I will give you the choice,because one of them is labeled eighty
nine. But it's technically eighty eighthin the order. So you can either
get um the sleep sleep fruit,which allows the user to induce sleepiness.
I assume it will just make someonehave to do a con save and if
you yeah yeah, if it succeeds, they will sleep. And then the

(46:36):
other one is uh the mini meniomallows the user to shrink. Oh,
I can't make other people shrink.I can only it's Lily and stom it
wait, is Lily from the fillergo into the butth hole and experience.
Yeah, I go into the Icould try the butth hole. I think

(46:57):
I think his butthole muscles would bestronger than you, and you just sque
paste. Well, you don't knowfor certain. I'll take the sleep power,
but okay, for now, I'llprobably just reroll it. Next turn,
I'm going to go over and we'llactually know what. I'm just gonna
use tempas kick from this angle andattack himinius again. Okay, keep going,
all right, Yeah, I'm justgonna help out Duro's by not approaching
him at all. Damn it,I don't. I don't get advantage for

(47:22):
anyone. Okay, well you wouldyou were still I was stealth I wouldn't
steal, but I wasn't. No, what did you roll? I thought
you stealfed at the end of No, you didn't I could because I didn't
have my thing. Fifteen dozen hitsaction search fuck it. Alright, make
sure you're rolling your regular roles andnot with advantage. Okay, yeah,
all right, okay, here wego, Tempa kick again twenty nine alright,

(47:47):
alright, definitely alright, twenty two, twenty two damage the kick fly
through the air. First one heblocks with enemy. The second one is
twenty two damage catch him off guardand his jaw. All right, I'll
hide behind my rock. Apparently forgotwhat hemlock. No, she far behind,

(48:09):
too far away to get to anyonewith her melee attacks who she is?
She was moved, she didn't wantto get killed by Regnar. Yes,
she's on her way to durast Black. Okay, now can I do
it? I don't wait? CanI do well? You don't have your
bonus actually user to roll you?Alright, there you go, there you
go? Perfect? Okay, Okay, so you are you are just standing

(48:30):
behind a rock. But you're nothiding behind a rock right now, you're
standing. I'm just vital battle.Come if you got him. Okay,

(48:52):
durist Black because okay, Souris Blackis going to come down with his two
strikes of manevolence. Oh yeah,because literally all of his other stuff block
one at least. Ah, youblock one. Okay. The first swing
comes through, doesn't even okay.He generally is like fucking like a week

(49:14):
ship and he's just what solo targetdps is not even that high. So
he does twenty nine damages. Heslices into you, and then you take
that to the side, and thesecond attack friend blocks. And I like
the idea that as friend blocks it, both enemy and friend like lock eyes
for a second. That's right,you won't take us down that usually come

(49:37):
friend, it's all fox, it'sall adversary. We can make him fall
again. Uh, this is great, Ragna do your blue block attacks.
Oh yeah, let's go right.It's just like he might be able to
shew him a slash Kuma spinner.You're just saying like he's just muttering stuff.

(49:59):
He's just like strength power above theone else. You're like guts when
he puts the berserk armor on,he's just they're just sting. Yeah.
Well, yeah, he's blinding soreckless, say attacking, So it's twenty
five eighteen eighteen, yeah you havewhen you hit all of them? What
mad wow? Wow? No,it's twenty six twenty two, isn't yeahs

(50:23):
um uh yeah, you hit themall and they double damage as well,
So we are going for a seventyfour times two one hundred and forty eight
damage. Doesn't kill blue Blood quiteyet, That's what I was fucking crazy.
Somebody else might be a genuinely soI think Verona could kill him though,

(50:45):
or like Trevor, Trevor is comingup, we can maybe get Trevor
Tempest. I think Trevor and Tempestand Verona will definitely manage to kill him.
But you slice blood spurting out.I mean both of you are just
covered in each other's blood. BlueBlood and Ragnart just covered in blue um
and that smell is intoxicating to BluebearRagna. I do mean another wisdom,

(51:06):
wisdom save here? What that roleyou've ever had? It? It's water
away from sisted. You need afifteen literally, you have like a ten
percent chance of getting the role.You need hold out. I honestly hope
blue Blood gets me down to likereally weeks so that the boys could just
knock me out. We can,we can try to figure out some way

(51:29):
to, like, I don't know, get everybody out of there and get
his attention on someone else and thenjust like a boy. Yeah, I
mean, the only other thing Icould think of that would help. I
could try to put him to sleep. Yeah, or I don't even know
how many what luck ring thing Veronahas, but I don't know if those
helps. It's out, Yeah,it's out twice. I shouldn't be trying

(51:50):
to give you guys advice. Clementine'sup. Okay, Clementine is still scared,
so her entire turn is hiding behinda chair and rolling a wisdom Save
Clementine and has a five no sorry, Kevin Stinn has a ten percent chance
of succeeding this. So at leastRagna has a fifteen percent chance of succeeding
his role. Um, Kevin Steinhas a ten percent chance. That's pretty

(52:12):
good, right, right, that'spretty good. Yeah, Okay, she's
not just scared, she's starred forlife. She's gonna have nightmares of this
day her rest of her life.Oh my god. Yeah, because she
gets either in nineteen or twenty.She's got it, so that's twenty percent,

(52:35):
right. Can we just have herleaves a battle altogether at this point,
like she just runs into the oceanand starts swimming away. Yeah,
I'll drowned. She's a devil freeuser. Yeah, she's just she starts
like pissing herself. I mean,babe, I don't know. Okays,
right, I carefool yet I entrustedmy crew to take care of this.

(52:59):
Will they trusted me to take careof this thread up before I'm gonna second
wind? Yes, Um, soI'm gonna just get it's seventeen plus a
D ten. Yeah, so letme do one D ten, which is
oh wow, pretty good. Yeah, so what's nine plus seventeen? That
is twenty six? What's twenty six? Okay, right, forty six?

(53:22):
And then I'm just going to straightup, I'm not going to let you
get any further. De Ros.That's weird saying it because it's me.
But anyway, right after your turn, I'm gonna make Cornelius go because I've
got to actually put him in theright place. Oh Cornelius, I'm sorry,
no, no, no, no, after you because you got sixty
initiative, I've missed him out.You hit three times, so there's you

(53:45):
son of a Yeah wow, nicenice like spinning in place? Um,
that is forty damage, right,yeah forty yeah, nice clean forty image.
Is your spitting a right, it'sthirty. No, no, it's
forty, it's it's forty. Yeah, it's yeah, yeah, yeah,

(54:07):
yeah yeah, it's don't work,it's math. I'm just st I need
to get my brother, yea brother, we just have rust to just brother
have on standby for Maria and justlike my phone's dead or also I could
just call him and ask me questions, Hey, what comes after three?

(54:30):
But before five? I could go, okay, I could put my phone
in charge and then for the finalattack, you want me to ask him
to do the maths for it.He's in the middle of giving some important
like like level presentation. He's genuinelydone work for like big companies. Maybe

(54:52):
I shouldn't say, but like beokay, yeah maybe because he works for
a company that does contract work andhe does data analysis for stuff like elon
musk No no, no, butsimilar size were thinking, But he generally
had been like companies will contact himand his company and be like, yo,
how many people watch this show andwhat demographic or what country, and

(55:13):
that he'd be like, yeah,it's this and this and the maths show
that blah blah blah. All right, so it's very good anyway. Forty
damage to one person in the chat. We don't care, you know why.
You're right, You're right, Wedon't care. You're right. Sorry,
guys, I will never talk again. You're a right. Sorry you
are You're right. I think Iaccidentally took off too much Life of Durist

(55:42):
Black as well. I think Itook the forty off twice. I think
in Quisitive Corneys is here. Hedoes have his giant golden hands. I
just can't be bothered to put themon the battlemap. He is god.
He's not in range of anyone becausethey all get spawned. I think he
goes for I guess the Newton Pearl. Yeah, i'm're on a D two
because I think you'd either go forDurist or Um. One is Durst,

(56:06):
two is Pearl. Durist. Herecomes Cornelius. Oh no, we meets
again. I remember kicking her assthe first time. He's just gonna make
Mincroft village of noises. I neverplayed. I know it's crazy. We
should play Mincroft. I'm okay,I'm okay. You've just been rejected by

(56:27):
Technic. Okay, he's gonna punchyou with his he has two hands and
they both punched, right, they'reactually kind of strong as well. One
hits okay, twenty damage. Ohso this giant golden hand comes and just
sucking punches you in the face.And that is Corneliss's turn. Trevor is
up. Trevor is going to turnto blue Blood and he's gonna pray.

(56:52):
What if Trevor gets a krit here, he'll kill blue Blood? All right?
See what we got? Come on, bro, one got this three
close, well two of them,two of them HiT's not gonna kill him.
If thirty two hit sixty three sixtythree, it's close, he's still
ah, it's okay, it's okay. I mean he's furiously swinging his black

(57:12):
blade around, cutting into I meanmaybe he even cuts one of Blue blood
Blood's arms clean off in this slowthat's how close he is to death.
Um u useless Valve is going totry and attack Cyril. I don't think
he's gonna hit, but plus halfdamage you sless, Valve, you sless

(57:34):
Valve. Oh you gotta h ohit harves and it doesn't even knock him.
Unscious. Wait wait no, actually, it just double double check the
maths. Twenty five half or twentyfive is yes, Cyril had fifteen health,
so it's fine. It's fine.Useless Valve gets that like krip.

(57:57):
You see his arm, the steamblasting of it, pumping up his arm
like Genos from one punch Man andJenna sorry, and the steam comes blasting
out straight into Cyril's chest, butthe water round round it, waterflies and
uh. Cyril looks up, bloodslightly dripping down his mouth. He goes,

(58:17):
it's not over yet. How howfuck you up? It's like Cyril
swears. Now, um oh everyone'syeah, and Trevor would have had advantage.
Trevor would have had advantage. Holdup, oh, hold up,
you're going on the fourteen. Yeah, we'll roll three again. We'll just

(58:38):
roll three again, and you knowthey could we got a crate. Then
it's yeah. Or even if hehits again a third time. I mean
both of those hit so so andI mean I did it one to one
with his attacks, so, um, this is like if every move got
advantage or twenty nine and twenty seventeenand fourteen and twenty one and twenty one.
So he didn't hit nothing. Allright, well it was worth a

(59:01):
shot shot, okay, Um,tempest, Uh no, no, no,
we still got doxy. We stillgot We've still got to We're not
we don't have broke my fuck therefor a second. Take a breath,
Take a breath. Okay, allright, we were on valve and then
Tempest is next. Unless Tempest isand something else, you know, Valve

(59:23):
is still there. Tempest is up. Um, and what do you want
Tempest to do? Tempers could killblue Blood just yeah, just do the
same thing you did before, aspell slot for that. So she'll just
lightning something else, chain lightning,except careful spell. There you go.
She could just do chain lightning andjust hit one person. She'll do light

(59:44):
never from the sky. That wouldbe that. That sounds cool. So
bit hits. He's got to doa deck save. And when the deck
save first and then it's eighty six, does he have a disadvantage on that
because he's blind. You have tosee that. Yeah, so we're on
it twice. Then what he stillyeah, he's so he's so Dextrousum,

(01:00:04):
eleven damage that actually doesn't kill him. Oh my god, God, XI
are gonna have to be the onesto kill her. It put it be
Doxy. The lightning strike comes down, zaps blue Blood. Blue Blood is
still alive. It'd be very poeticif I'm not saying Verona don't try to
kill him. But like, yeah, um we go, we go the

(01:00:27):
direction of Doxy. Miss we're introuble. Okay, when we go hemlock
first, hemlock still here, soHemlock's uh, hemlock can't quite make it
to do's black at the moment.So it's gonna go for USTA's valve first.
Yeah, she's gonna finish our valve. She jumps out of the rock.
She pours out her blade, herpoisoned tipped blade. She runs up

(01:00:49):
to USTA's valve from behind, petrifyingpoisoned dagger with sneak attack, which is
an extra forty six damage. It'sdad, So we do this. It
does actually doing much damage, buthe has to do it saving thor does
He finally gets a petrification. Thishas never worked really, Yeah, it's
low see has it always that's notYes, that's a damage. So ustless
valve it's a concept, right,yeah, man failed this cont save.

(01:01:12):
I want to see someone petrified.Yes, yo, ye, let's go.
I just opened a web browser bya mistake, and that's he got
a seven. Sorry, Verona isnow covered by a web web browser.
I got to quit that quickly.It was the Sacramento Kings versus Warriors game,
and if I got caught streaming that, luckily it wasn't. Luckily it
wasn't the game. It was likethe um, it was like the just

(01:01:35):
the NBA page. Okay, soit actually happened. He looks stabbed into
Eustace Valve, and Eustace Valves failsthe Savings throw, so he slowly turns
into stone. So he's retrained,and then he's restrained and then next time

(01:01:55):
he repeats it and then he's turnsare just into stone stone. Yes,
you see stone creeping up his body. Um. Yeah, that's how they
do because petrifications instant death. Sothey let you take two staves from How
does he respond to this? Whoa? Um, so we're gonna roll a

(01:02:16):
D three for the director now Mthree. Oh that's not good for you
guys. Ah? Who else islike everybody's here? Um, it's a
who's who of who we've killed youhear from the from the sky. Yeah,

(01:02:38):
and it's it's real. Adam Jefferson. No, no, no,
no, Adam comes down like Americancharacter M Jefferson. Jefferson Jefferson. It
would not be at him. Maybeit was actively that would be on your
side. Adam comes down with sixchange your Wings, carrying an RPG and

(01:03:00):
just starts black. Damn everybody,Okay Jefferson lands, would you're saving three
for Jefferson. Jefferson's a pretty goodthat. That's a bad one for you
because I'm not gonna tell you whoelse could have been. But you did
get two kind of shitty ones inour row. Jefferson's one of the only
good ones next to dark Heroson blueBlood. So he got thirteen initiative.

(01:03:21):
Um, but I'm also going toroll another D three Oh yeah, two
and two more pods land the Avengersa symbol and it is if it's that,
it is? Oh two more membersof the Eight Flames. Okay,

(01:03:43):
cool, but we got you getScourge and Bullet. I damn it.
I thought you're gonna say Blake likeback. Oh my god, I want
everybody to know that like these podslay and I'm like re enforces and they
step out. I'm like, ah, he's in his like black armor with

(01:04:09):
his red visor. He's got theseum spider like appendages coming out, and
he's already to go. A bulletcomes out. He she spins her guns.
She's she's ready to fight um shortterm, all right, Verona,
come on, buddy, Well theguns are still trucking it. So I'm

(01:04:29):
just gonna once again, I seeblue Blood getting weaker and weaker by the
moment with all these attacks. Yeah, and I'm just going to point the
boomstick. Yeah, I mean youwill kill him if you hit with these
attacks and you have advantage. Wellthat's even better. Well sharp shooter time.
Oh I'm an idiot. I meanwhich anyway, Yeah, well there's

(01:04:49):
one and then I'll just roll anormal one for the first one. Yeah,
okay, you hither I mean thefirst buckshot, Yeah, do that
damage? All right, this isgoing to kill this blue Blood clone.
How do you want to eviscerate him? So just as he has destroyed my
entire rib cage with a single punchagainst this rock, I'm just going to

(01:05:13):
shakley as he's like blinded, kindof stumbling around, point the shotgun right
in between his sternum and just blowit to pieces. Wow, good goodbye
Ribs and he just explodes in amess of limbs and blue Blood. And
you've dealt with blue Blood Clone.There are still enemies afoot, You've still

(01:05:33):
the directors still here, there's stilldust black in Jefferson. But the biggest
threat is God, I don't know, I don't would you allow me to
try to like steal behind the rocksso Ragnar it doesn't see me or it's
like, yeah, you can doa stef reception is so bad, you

(01:05:55):
could probably disengage. We have toget out of No, you can't stell.
You're not a rogue, so youcan't steal, but you yeah you
could, just you could. Justhis perception is so bad you can just
step behind the rock and it's enough, all right, I'm just gonna like
roll off the back of the rock. Yeah, okay, with your shattered
rim and not an idea loly personin like the corner of Ragnar's vision right

(01:06:17):
now is Trevor. So okay,I guess I land right next to heally
That's where I'm at, Like wegotta we gotta figure out some way to
corral Ragnar, like, you know, focus on Dominius or something. All
right, um, okay, it'sall NPCs now, so all devils like
a BC. So we got Polewith her weapon. I do want to

(01:06:38):
apologize to you guys players because there'sso many enemies at EPCs. I do
realize that your turns come around quiteslowly. So I'm so desired just sitting
there. I'm enjoying this. Okay, well yeah, I actually I have
an idea that would be very funny. Yes, what's my turn? Okay,
okay, what do you want poto do? Continue with the flaming
sword? Oh yeah, okay,two flame attacks. Yeah, they both

(01:07:00):
hit this has Oh they're not eighteenplus twenty seven yeah eighteen forty No wait,
oh he's so fifty HP. Okayforty five is the flaming sword cuts

(01:07:20):
down into the nowt um blood trippingfrom his body. And now it's Cyril's
turn. Cyril is next to EustaceValve. He is being petrified and yeah,
he restrained because he's parts Yeah,so he has advantage on this.
Yeah he's restrained. Okay, sowe're gonna go straight with the trident with

(01:07:42):
advantage two times. No, Ithink, I think, Cyril, well,
I mean, I don't know whatdo you want to h do you
want to go to do something else? You can, because right now he's
he's in he's in battle mode,blood dripping down his mouth, he's ready
to I mean, he even says, I heard that you you were one
of the people that destroyed Pearl's Kingdom, and you know, Cyril, finish

(01:08:02):
him, go for it. Yeah, okay, they both hit. Yeah,
yeah, both hits. So we'vegot uh, twenty seven plus thirty,
twenty seven plus thirty. But it'sthe most damage he's ever done,
I think. And that kills Eusta'svalve. So Cyril brings out his trident

(01:08:25):
and he goes, I know it'snot the real you, but I'll use
this opportunity to get vengeance that Iwould have never been able to get before.
Thank you, And he drives thetrident into User's vowel and creates a
whole wind of water that rips USTA'svalve from the inside and he poofs up
into blood and smoke. And Cyril'sfine with that because this isn't actually murder.

(01:08:48):
This is not real. Um.Yeah, and then Cyril didn't have
feelings, wipes the water off hiswatery brow and he poss dramatically and he's
very cool. It's Doxy's tongue.Oh shit, all right, Uh,
I would just say Doxy just regroupwith everybody like a bullet and like this

(01:09:09):
head over there. I guess allright, I said it's forty five,
but either one would kill him.There's really nothing else to Uh. I'm
trying to think, how tom now, I really don't think there's anything she
could do here. What's the rangeof her daggers? Um, it depends
she can she can throw them withdisadvantage at a longer range, and that

(01:09:30):
would be a regular attack. Okay, well what's the longer range? So
I think it's I think it's athrown items can be thrown sixty feet and
then yeah, so she can hitmost things. Uh. I mean if
she moves over to where a tempestand bullet is like from here, now
that's seventy yeah, I mean shecan move up to here. I mean,

(01:09:51):
let's be real, would she listento you, she'd probably still be
attack. Um. Yeah, shecan use her bonus action to dash if
you her to move further away fromin some direction. She can come over
to where I'm at. Do that, okay, okay, hide behind my
rock Okay. She wanted me tohide if she dashes, but she can
dash. That's fine. I'm nothiding either. I'm just behind us.

(01:10:11):
I'm just behind a rock smoking acigarette, right, Okay. She dashes
over towards Williams rock, hides behindit, so William and docs okay,
And she's going to throw out herdacker without advantage because she's not in stealth
anymore. But it still hits anddoes a cigarette twenty twenty eight damage,
twenty seven damage. Sorry, becauseshe goes, oh fuck it, nobody's
been let me smoke before she grabsthe cigarette again, smoking behind her rock.

(01:10:38):
Why is there some arms? Smokecoming but comfling behind the rock?
The best fucking dad ever. Istarted smoking when I was like five.
It's whatever you know, will Iwould have ever smoke before in this campaign.
It's been mentioned, it's been mentioned. I don't. I don't smoke

(01:11:00):
anymore, but we're about to die. I keep a pack on in case,
like engage. Yeah right, allright, one final bug bite so
far they come on pearl. Thisis this is like the closest kind of
battle we have critically fail. Yeah, bite yourself and it will bite himself.
He'll take the damage. That doesn'tkill him. But I'm gonna roll

(01:11:21):
a D six um. Uh,by the rules, by the rules.
I didn't nothing happened to Paul becausethere's nothing that Oh okay, William Europe,

(01:11:41):
all right, all right, Ithink we took down blue Blood.
Ragnar's raging. We got to figureout some way so he doesn't kill anybody.
I want to apologize to Verona.I do you want to say,
Varona, your weapons are uh nextto Readmiral Jefferson at the moment, if
that changes anything, because you stillhave your bonus. Actually, I thought
you said it would take like fourturns to get to the director. Yeah,

(01:12:03):
but you are, but he's overby, like within shooting range of
the director. More, I thoughtthe rifle would have always been in shooting
range in your hands. It's gota hundred and twenty feet range, so
I think so I could shoot thedirector from me. So it was just
it was just the rifle looking.Justice would have been Yeah, it's a
closer range weapon, I think.Regardless, Yes, you could have You

(01:12:24):
could shoot the director if you wantedto. Well, what the fucker?
I apologize. They are by agay Admiral Jefferson roughly, So only the
rifle could actually make a shot.You can you can make a shot with
a rifle, and that is youcan only do one shot with them,
all right, bing bong? Imean and that hits do the damage?
Okay, Yeah, so the directortakes eleven damage, doesn't I mean,

(01:12:45):
she's just more injured. William,it's still your son. Go ahead,
Yeah, I'm just rowing again.What tundred two two? That's a good
one. I feel something that canquell a raging bear. I'm trying to
have fruit for me to join thebattle. It's the why Kawai. You

(01:13:08):
can make thut, you can makecut? All right? No, I
know how to do this, allright? Would you no? No?
No? Would you consider this aranged attack? Could I use this?
Yeah? Yeah? You know,all right? Because my goal is I'm

(01:13:29):
going to make Dominius super fucking cute, and it's so cute that Ragnar notices
him and tries to attack him nexttime. It's I don't know. Here's
the thing is the Dominius is behindright when I'm picturing this. I'm picturing
super anime kawaii like sparkles and rainbowsup here behind him and ship Hello everybody,

(01:13:51):
I'm Dominius chan. I mean,you can't do that, but but
reckon, I would have to doa full one eighty. So it's and
this is what I will say.If Dominius comes into Ragnar's eye line,
I will say that that's good enoughthat he would attack Dominius over like Deris.
But all right, cool, Buthe has to go into dak Ragna's
eyeline, and Ragnar is currently notfacing his direction. Ragna is going to

(01:14:14):
go for it, probably Trevor oranyone else that he can see. If
not, no, because he's noton the turn list. He comes,
he goes after Dominius thirteen initiative.Oh wait, Cornelius should be next.
Let me pull him up and waitwho was the other new guy? Jefferson?
Damn I wish I wouldn't have Iwish I wouldn't have burned my action

(01:14:35):
surge on the last move here.Damn it. You can, it's so
funny. You can. You can? I mean, you can make Dominius
cuter if you want. God,I have plucked my head again. Okay,
it's back. I think you're betteroff just using your rogue abilities.

(01:14:59):
Damn you could have something really good. Are you still have something something cool
here? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I'm just like random. Yeah that's
the luck O the random. ButI love these fruits. Yeah, all
right, I'm just gonna all right, I'm just gonna attack HIMINNI us again.
I'll pop out and use tempest kick. Okay, go ahead, Tempest
kick him yep, twenty three.At least that hitt thirty six damage?

(01:15:28):
Whatever can make? Can I?I can't I use my bonus action to
roll my fruit. Damn it.Yeah? Can I make the tempest kick
the cuteeness tree? Yeah? Sure, so okay, it's part of your
attack cuts kick cuteness kick. Allright. Let's okay, him do a

(01:15:48):
save, but he won't use alegendary resistance. If he fails this,
I will say, um, it'sgonna be a con save. All right.
He has to be an eighteen.Oh he loses, Oh my god.
So he becomes really cute like bigeyes like super kawhides sup and he's

(01:16:14):
um, he stuck. I'm goingto kill you. There's this some bomb
I imagine he turns like it doesn'tmake him weaker, but he turns like
cheeby mode. You know, it'sincredible. I love that. Okay,

(01:16:38):
So that's your that's your time.We're gonna do Cornelius. Now I'm not
hiding, No, I can't.I used everything. I'm just out in
the open now because he was he'snumber sixteen, and um, we'll just
happened to eight punch and whoa hehits for me. Yeah, sorry,
you just got punched. Oh allright, now we do Now we do

(01:17:01):
Duras Black Durus. Okay, sowhat's my my you're right after Durist Black.
You're thirteen, okay, Durist Blackis fourteen. So Durist Black raises
his weapon into the air and hecomes down to hit you. That does
hit, but as it hits you, it goes um and it's it's a

(01:17:23):
balloon because it's really cute. Um, William, when you made Durist cute,
he also made his armor cute becausethat's a part of him. And
and when you make a sword cute, it doesn't it's not a weapon anymore.
It's it's a it's a balloon weapon, which I think is a really
fair way to rule the cuteness fruitand somewhat affective. It's that's actually fair

(01:17:45):
because like there's like the art fruit. Yeah, like that practical. So
it hits you, it just goes. It will still do one damage.
It did something my heart and thenbut that's still gonna do any damage because
he's cute, so even if hecritically fails, it doesn't matter. So

(01:18:10):
cute, I'll make him do another. I'll make him do another con save
at the end of his turn,which he was only cute for that round,
so he didn't do any darage.He falls over and goes, oh,
I had a boo boo, andthen he turns war back into dust.
Yeah my god, oh that wasawesome. No, I want to

(01:18:31):
see fan all right, right nowit is your turn, So Trevor is
the only one in your view.Do you want to do a wisdom to
save at the start of your turnbefore anything? Okay? If I say
one, actually, okay, we'lldo the wisdom save first. Devil's luck
boys, come on, come on, Devil's luck. No, okay,
shit, okay, all right,So I like Regdo's eyes are like flickering

(01:18:56):
back from like consciousness from the unconsciousness, like I fail to save and back
like unconsciousness, we're like whatever,and but before it happens, while it's
flickering, I just like I knowVerona's nearby, and I say, Verona
kill me. And then in thatin the moment I fuck up Trevor.
All right, you just go You'redoing three attacks on Trevor. I issue

(01:19:17):
what I mean? Are you areyou think it would just be one until
he falls over? Right? Goahead? Yeah I did that knock him
out? Yes? It does.Okay, can I do something really cool
now? Go ahead. I justwant to do like I us picture like
with like in this broided out form, you know, like Lufy and Gear

(01:19:38):
two. How he's like kind ofdisappears for a second. Blue Bear Ragnar
is after knocking out Trevor just likedisappears for a second and appears like he's
like he would turn around. Maybehe turns around slowly disappears. Yeah yeah,
And his next two enemies he seesare girls Blacken durls. Well,
okay, no, this is whatI'll say. Well no, because I'm
out too. Yeah yeah, yeah, okay. So here's the thing,

(01:19:58):
Rene is, You're gonna attack thefirst person you see and when you turn,
you're either going to turn clockwise oranti clockwise, which means you're either
going to see William or Hemlock.Right, okay, that is true.
Yeah, that's there directly behind me, William. Why didn't you walk back
behind the rock You could have.I didn't because I didn't. You just
forgot to. Yeah, okay,sure, so, Ragna, seventy episodes

(01:20:24):
in that cannot surprise you. Ye, Ragna, I want you to roll
a D two. If it's one, you're going William direction. If it's
two, you're going Hemlock direct.All right, let's do this. Come
on, sis, how do Iroll? Because the space one D two
hemlock. So that's what happens,like lupy gear two in like a yeah,

(01:20:50):
like Ragno slowly turns around and thesecond he sees someone within his sight,
he did, like appears right infront of Hemlock. Yes, and
I sling to its acts. Iguess your last two Yeah? They both
hit. Uh? All right,we're doing double damage on that, right?
So does that enough to snake herunconscious? No? Oh no,

(01:21:13):
no, sorry? The leven it'sthirty thirty thirty nine times two. It's
like almost almost eighty. Okay,that takes her down to one health.
Um, all right, so she'son one or walk. She was just

(01:21:35):
trying to help. Holy shit.Um, so she wasn't uncanny dodge only
works for a text you can see, and she wasn't facing in Ragnar's directions,
so she can't half the damage.Um. I mean she would probably
know as a giant roy No.No, the way that Ragna described it
specifically was that he came out ofnowhere. Right, Okay, yeah,

(01:22:00):
so hemlock. It's now one one, Um, it's now Rear Admiral Jefferson's
turn. All right, let's allright, Ramot Jefferson I think is gonna
shoot. Um, what the fuckdoes he have? Because he he has
guns? He has guns, hehave the does he have the justice because

(01:22:24):
we because Verona took it? Okay, he has the mini gun that fires
four times? Right, that wasthe really strong thing. Oh that's fantastic.
Yeah, so that's what he's gonnause. But but the thing about
the minigun is each one has tohit a different person. Right. Uh,
sure, that's how minigun works.It has a Okay, well I
thought he only had two? Didhe hear four? This is the only

(01:22:45):
thing that it has two, butthey fight. It's the only thing here
that I say has the amount oftime it fires. Um yeah, uh,
apparently they were mounted on the ship. Oh so he had two on
him. He definitely had two onhim. So he has two. I'm
gonna say, I think he hadtwo on the ship and two on him.
No yet four? Remember the arthe has four on Okay? No,

(01:23:08):
no, because I used yeah,yeah, when I did my movie
Pizarro, I used his stats forthe guns. Yeah, I remember.
It definitely has four. And thereason why he didn't attack four times was
because you guys destroyed the guns tomake him have it less. Right,
Okay was the whole idea? Right? I think you animated one and then
gummed up another, so immediately offthe bat he didn't have four? But

(01:23:30):
a nice How much HP do youranimated weapons are for rona? Do we
remember that? I don't think we'veever really discussed it. They never discussed
them. Yeah, because they're justobjects. It's never really come up.
They've never really been targeted, butbecause they've been next to you and people
just target you. But in thissituation they are right next to him.

(01:23:53):
I think it's the only situation wherehe would probably target them, right,
So that's fair. Um. Andthey're just weapons, so they wouldn't have
a high DC. Little Timmy,no m for a little Timmy, I
did say, yeah, I thinkthat's just objects, right, Yeah,

(01:24:13):
that's fair. So yeah, umyeah, I mean he's gonna fire two
at those. Well, they're dead, and he just destroys both your rifle
of injustice and your rifle. Asthe mini guns fire off and rip holes
into them, they scream in pain. I never thought we could feel paid.

(01:24:35):
And they die. Sorry, guys, they good weapons get destroyed.
Naw, and you okay, I'mlucky. Yeah, I mean they're just
guns, right. Um, it'sjust more than little Timmy was more to

(01:24:57):
me than that last little tim say, gets so many pounds, okay,
and then he's gonna walk up nextto Cornelius and he's gonna fire off one
and gets wording and want and geinstDoris. Okay, HiT's me. Yeah,
so William you take twenty two.You can on Cunny Dogs one.
Yeah, I'm doing nine, andKenny Dodge dors you block all the mini

(01:25:21):
guns shots with your with your shield. Okay. So that's a very top
little friend. And I guess thatmeans it's not Clementine. Hell, all
right, she's gonna have a heartattack. Ump. I mean the guns
are still fixable, right, likethey just put their scrap on the ground.

(01:25:42):
Ums, Clementine gonna have a heartattack. If she gets a second
critical fail, I'm gonna make herfall unconscious, you know. Actually no,
if she gets under ten, shewill fall unconscious. I think that's
fair with the with the she's havinga really bad day, she's got a
five, she falls unconscious. Shejust Calevantine's entire battle was running up to

(01:26:03):
Ragna hitting him once. Das going, I'm scary, and she's getting so
terrified that she thought her conscious,Barista, what do you expect? I'm
speaking of it? Which, Doris, is your turn? What was the
funny thing you wanted to do?All right? What I'm going to do

(01:26:24):
is I see Ragnaw freaking raging behindme. I'm like, oh no,
he's at it again. Um.And so what I'm going to do.
I see this man who looks exactlylike me, and I'm gonna move around
and I'm gonna be like, I'mthe strongest man alive. I am stronger

(01:26:46):
than Ragna the Great Ship. Yeah, my perception is bad, but I
can hear my hearing fine. Yeahhe's a bear. Yeah you're hearing it's
fine. Can I can? Ijust have you do like a perception check
to see if you do hear itum, because that is good bait.

(01:27:10):
Oh my god. Three. Ifeel like it should I think it shouldn't
be perception because like my visual sucks, but my hearing should be fine.
You're to hear someone screaming, verygood, you can smell his voice.
The only thing you can hear inyour ears at the moment is the blood
pumping, right, you know,like when you bear that heartbeat just going.

(01:27:30):
And honestly, you've got to thinkyour passive perception is seven. So
oh yeah, like if you ifyou've got a ten or higher, I
would have said you heard it.But with a three, I think that
the blood in your ears you cannothear. It's a good idea, though,
a good idea, and it mightwork. You can still attack if
you want. Duris all right.Well, I see at least drows blacked

(01:27:50):
down before. I mean, soat least I will attack with advantage.
And you're like cornered right now,Darris, Yeah, I'm kind of in
a bad spot. Um. Ohno, I don't get some health back?
Yeah, a little bit, Alittle wow. That's um, you

(01:28:15):
don't have any maneuvers left to you. I have nothing. We're all tapped
out. I think using that wasmy bonus. Yeah, that's all I
have. All right. I meanDurst black, drist is low, but
he's still up. I mean he'snot up, he's on the ground,
but he's still alive. Uh ohwait, no, no, no,
I saw my bonus action right orgoing on? You have a bonus action

(01:28:39):
yet? Um? Then I'm goingto use the lights and the temporary hit
points that I gained. And hetraveled down and I'm like, you're not
dying down, Travis still got HP. He's he's down. You're right,
you're right, you're right, you'reright. He's dead, he's not.
Daddy's unconcious yet not Daddy's unconscious.It's okay, all right, get so

(01:29:00):
I guess he gets My first oneis ten h Yeah, yeah, okay,
you're back at ten HP. Hekeeps coming back up there. You
know what I really owe you one? Doris? Oh yeah, we still
need your assistance. We have aroaded out there and a lot of enemies.
Well who should like going? ShouldI take out Ragna or should I

(01:29:23):
take out one of these two?Well, we have this down guy right
next to me. I could takethat guy down. He looks a lot
like you. That's weird. Whydoes he look like you? You know?
He's apparently evil me from a differentplanet. Um so, I mean,
I don't feel any sympathy, Sogo ahead, and I don't worry.
There's an evil me and his nameis William Hi. It's strange how

(01:29:45):
much we have in common we do? Why don't you join the Marines?
Friend? Oh, I have amuch great car waiting for me. Yo.
Wouldn't Trevor be super pissed off tosee Jefferson back? True? I
think, but he's future. ButI also think he understands what's going on.
He's not like, yeah, whatare you doing here? You know?

(01:30:09):
He understands Dominius to get He's prettysmart. He's not done. He's
not like me. All the smartswent to him, and he hits three
times. He might just kill Dominiushere. Yeah he definitely, yeah,
yeah he does. Okay, Sohe runs up and he sees Dominius on
the ground, pulls up his swordand with three clean swipes, cuts him

(01:30:29):
into three pieces, Like like asushi that you cut into three pieces.
I should order sushi tonight and sectioned. You should body lay there dead on
the ground and then evaporate into blacksmoke, and you've got rid of Dominius.
Um. All right, there wego that Ragnar is honestly the greatest

(01:30:49):
threat on the board right now.True, true, And that means it's
tempest time. If you guys teamup, you can knock me out.
I believe. I don't know ifwe okay, I mean okay. So
now now it's all these other NPCsand they look up to William and they
the bullets in scourges in scourges,Like, what do you want me to

(01:31:12):
do? Uh? If you cantry to distract Ragnar for one of you
or take out the guy attacking,I don't know. I feel like,
can anybody reach where? Like DeRosis right, two enemies, he's back.
He looks over to you, Williamgoes, I can get anywhere.
I have amazing potential. Oh you'remade of light too, No that's cool.

(01:31:33):
No, I'm not made of light. You'll see. What do you?
All right? Pick tell me atarget and I can get to move
right in between me and Cornelius andthen attack Cornelius. Then okay, we'll
give him next to me. Heputs out his hand and web comes out
at a fighter. No, no, no, he swings over and lands

(01:31:59):
right to land all right, cool? And then he gets out and he
starts tiring web shots at corn Me. Who we got, spider he's got
the web web no me alright?Sure, biderm Man, Oh my god.
Okay, so he fires off twoweb shots Spider Man. He doesn't

(01:32:29):
hit either of them. A shipand he just does a pose as he
stands there. All right, Aslong as he's a buffer in between me
and getting hit, I don't care. All right, What do you want
Tempest and Bullet to do? Bullethas ranged. You know she's got guns.
Um can she just fire a lightning? Bought it in a Newton?
Now Pearl could kill him on hernext turn at issue. Just have him
come over where we are, becausethen we could just wanted to dash towards

(01:32:53):
you as all right, they're gonnadashtowards you. Um well, actually,
if she has that lightning thing.Could well hold on where a sheet before
this? Yeah? She could probablychain lightning. Yeah, couldn't she just
um if yeah, okay, okay, if she was there, could she
move thirty feet here and then justlightning like this? Yes, she can.
She can move feet and lightning.Cornelius and Jefferson. All right,

(01:33:15):
let's do that. But that's awesome, but it's just dashing. Tempest runs
up chain lightning. Chain lightning mightbe able to hit in a note as
well. Forty feet okay, chainlightning, Cornelius and Jefferson, she can
do all right? Cool? Yeah, Pearl Scott he's on one hp.
Pearl could kill him next day.Yeah, okay, Tempest, that's her
battle. I don't want to interrupther battle. Tempest close down weather and

(01:33:38):
cools down a chain lightning lightning boltcomes down. It's gonna hit uh,
these two fellas, and they're bookgonna take tenty eight damage. They're gonna
do. Dick says, okay,come on, So the lightning comes down
from the sky as she manipulates theweather. Jefferson does a deck say and

(01:33:58):
oh I'm on the wrong page.Everyone could see all my creatures. Um,
whoops, whoops, whoops, whatdid they see? They probably saw
nothing, all right, good,Okay, they didn't see what my creatures.
They just saw whiteness. Nobody saysthey Yeah, it's just it's just
yeah, okay, okay, sorryfor that, guys, Rea Abril.
Jefferson fails the role. Oh yes, um uh, because has no page.

(01:34:26):
I have rolled twenty off in twopages, one for the role and
one for me to do things onum so that the stream could see it.
But I could still go into themenus and not to get rid of
the roles, if that makes sense. Um fuck? What was what was
lightning? Note to self edit thisbit out the effort ten dy eight h

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ten dy eight damage. God,Um, I feel like it's not great,
not great, but a lot ofthrees and a lot of ones.
Clementine and Clementine and Cornelius. Thisis like really good against Cornelis. This
would kill Cornelis if he fails thissaving thowkay oh my god, and he

(01:35:08):
probably doesn't. He fails, soso Cornelius dies the lightning just Cornelis and
his mental hands and he just rises. Jefferson just before we keep back this
battle going. Is there any placethat you guys need to be like,
because I'm good. I have afeeling that this episode might might go a

(01:35:30):
bit longer. I'll just sneak outto the bathroom once. You're usually the
one that has to go good,Okayeta, With the way everything's going,
there is a chance this might actuallybe an extra you know, hour depending
because we're going to do all theextra yeah, extra stuff. So all
right, that's thirty damage to Jefferson. I mean, actually, the audience
are very happy. Is the finalepisode we got? It ends when it

(01:35:54):
ends, right, there's no twob continue here. So Tempest zaps Jefferson
with and Cornelius with chain lightning.Cornelius dies Jefferson's fine relatively um and bullets
dashed, so she can't do anything. I don't know. That's that's oh
Hemlock. Is Hemlock gonna attack ragnotor will she have any means of She

(01:36:16):
doesn't give me petrify them, butshe can do that. No, I
don't want to be involve a warningto die. Yeah, yeah, that's
what I mean. I don't wanther to do that. That's why I'm
going to attempt some theme with Ragnaa right record, So I'm coming up
pretty Smukay would probably disengage and hidethis. However, Hemlock looks behind her

(01:36:39):
and see Cyril and knows that Hemlockdoes disengage. The next person Ragnall's path
is Cyril. Is there anyway hasto hide too? Yeah? Yeah,
I mean she turns the Cyril andgoes, boy, you've got to hide.
You've got to get out of herelike um like they take the help
like she takes the help action toget out of there with Cyril, and

(01:37:00):
Cyril will be have a tournament beforeRagna. Oh that's right, Yeah,
I'm not gonna I'm not gonna useHowever, Ragner has sentinel shit, so
do I you sentinel in this inthis state? And sentinel would not hit
Cyril tries to escape, he'd beable to get out of here. Hemlock
tries to escape, you would Couldshe assume you sentinel? Because could she

(01:37:26):
send one of her snakes to distractRagner and get them to go in another
direction? Oh no, because itdoesn't It doesn't. It doesn't matter.
It's just if someone's leaping combat distance. Okay, well do you want me?
I just Ragnol, you would yousent like you see her try anymore.
I feel like, yeah, yeah, it doesn't make yeah, like
I know there's an opening. Iwould attack you're you're you know you don't

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have a high to hit right thisThis isn't a reckless attack, Sentinel.
It's just a regular attack. Soso do a regular attack if it hits
hemlocks down. If it doesn't,she escapes, I'm okay, okay,
so hemlok. Hemlock says the Cyril, Cyril, you have to get out
of here. Okay, your yourlife is far more important than minus.

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And she she starts to dash outthe way, and as she leaves,
Ragnar do do Does Ragnar say anythingas he cuts down Hemlock literally nothing like
he almost lifeless down Hemlock. Cyriljust sees Hemlock fall to the floor.
You could see the spear in Cyril'seyes, and Cyril's just looking up at
the Cyric. Get away. He'stoo far away for cents, he can

(01:38:32):
get away. Hemlock's not dead,but again she is unconscious. Okay,
okay, um, it's a Dtwo now right for the for the director
water Or would hold Ragnar. Notonly does ragnob advantage of shreds checks,

(01:38:54):
but he also is automatically at twenty. Right. I could try making him
cute, but that's a can't save. And I feel like he's good at
that. All right. You yousee the director summoned someone else and you
hear, dude dat all right,Sunshine, it's me. It's big Bosa,

(01:39:19):
it's you. Yeah, Mike,big Bosa. Fucking what I still
owe you for calling me wizzo.I'm gonna kick your fucking ass hey again.
All right, kick my ass,I'll kick yours is how we do
it, all right, I'll kickharder. I just I just accidentally out.

(01:39:42):
I clicked one of my bookmarks andI lost twenty and I went to,
Um, how's the basketball game?Go? Yeah? Yeah, I'm
sorry. I'm watching Sacramento Kings again. I hope they're winning. I really
do Game seven. I really hopethey're winning. It's game seven. Um,
someone in chat tell me who's winning, because it is happening right now.
Oh my god, this guy stop. Okay, you got a nineteen

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initiative, which is very good.Um Verona Europe, all right, all
right, go ahead, Verona.Now that I have nothing animated, I
can still animate things. Yes,So what I'm gonna do is over here
bleeding out. I'm gonna dig onceagain into my little pouch and I'm gonna
pull out the yellow vial of Spinkle'sspecial substances, which, if you will

(01:40:30):
recall, shrinks people, and I'mgoing to animate it. Yes, okay,
So since this thing is going tobe small and running across the field,
I don't want to take any chancesof Ragnar killing anybody else. So
what I'm gonna do is Lissa's littlearm guard, right. It made it

(01:40:51):
so that I can be way moreaccurate with my shots. Yes, So
I'm gonna put all of my hopeinto her invention to give this thing the
softest throw of my life. Orit doesn't chatter when it lands on his
shoulder, and it's gonna crawl uphis fucking face and ingest itself in him,
shrank him down through an itty bittyavoided out. It's just decks,

(01:41:14):
right, advantage decks thor advantage decksthrow it so I would just real like
just dexterity. Yeah, advantage decks. It doesn't need to be Yeah,
he's a big target, he's abig times. It's more it's it's more
precision than it is like strength himbecause he wants its overhand and it just
yea, the kings are down byten points of it lands on Ragnar's shoulder

(01:41:44):
and it will run up. Hewanted to to just like ingest like pour
all of the substance into Ragnar's mouth, like yeah, I imagine like game
of mouth open right he doesn't.Yeah, it's also something that Ragna wouldn't
note with his passages. So doyou feel like that's fair bricks that?
I think that's very mouth open thevial. It's such a good idea,

(01:42:08):
the viral color perception role, butI'm negative three with them. I mean
a passive perception wouldn't hit it sookay, and with no inkling of anything,
right, you wouldn't make the role. And so the thing comes over
and pours herself into your open mouth. He feel the liquid seeping into any

(01:42:29):
He almost seeps into some of yourwounds and stuff from blue blood um and
it just makes him tiny, right, yeah, it just like makes him
Remember when William was a small gourd, yeahd was unrelated. Imagine that we
can handle a small rag night.When I was turned into the board,
I was tiny. I was tiny. When when he gets stowed over.

(01:42:53):
When he gets stowed over, hegoes who hears you're half in all dimensions,
your weight is reduced. You goto medium for small, you have
disadvantage on all strength related checks.I don't know rustage because you William was
like when I was When I wasI was medium, I would I was

(01:43:15):
tiny? I right? Sorry,my bad? Yeah, yeah, Ragnar
is large. Maybe go bound bytwo so from large? If what's Ragnar
right now? He's large? Right, yeah, he's large. It's so
so small, it's huge. He'shuge right now, so be large to
medium. Were gonna go back nowhe's huge right now, I'm gonna say

(01:43:38):
he goes down to small, right, m Okay, it's relative, so
he will be like like a cup, he's like total size, right,
yeah, like a cup right,Because because William went down to like itty
bitty, like little rookie size,So you going down from huge, I'd
say you go down to like,yeah, like toddler size. Okay,

(01:43:59):
And no, no, okay,no, no, no, he would
be large because he's taken up fourspaces. That's large, so he'd go
down to tiny or small? Yeahyeah, okay, sorry, I thought
four spaces is hure and be like, yeah, no, I just looked
it up. It's nine spaces forhuge, ok yeah, yeah, all
right, yeah um because some reasonI thought large with he's like a little

(01:44:21):
Teddy Bear. He is like alittle yeah large, So you go down.
Um yeah, you're like a littleTeddy beth. Um, like a
little small cocaine. And I feelbetween the bonus action to animate and the
action to throw it, that's reallyall I can do. So I think
I'm done with that. I mean, that'll deuel. I mean you still

(01:44:44):
immediate, will still move, Okay, I guess I'll just run to the
other side of the rock, yes, out of range from Ragnar. Okay,
you know what I'm gonna say.I'm wanna say this. I know
he reduce actually only reduces if Iad four less damage like that just counteracts
it. But I what I willsay is that his which is halved,
which means his damage is normal.Um, because that makes sense because he's
tiny, tiny guy, tiny littlecumpany there. Because this this potion of

(01:45:09):
size reduction is more potent than thereduced spell. So yeah, I'm gonna
say it wouldn't have your damage.And in this case, it means that
ragnot does normal damage instead of doubledamage, which is good, and it
is a very good idea. I'mstill gonna kill Trevor. Figure out some

(01:45:29):
way to make it work, allright. Oh that's a great point,
and I don't think I can holdan executioner's acts. The weapon also shrinks.
It's part of the description. Wellit's a tiny execution. Yeah,
you have a tiny execution. Umpo Po kills him. Yes, So
Poe swings down onto the new Imean the NEWD versus Pole was that was?

(01:45:51):
That was a nice little size whateveryone who's already said, I wish
one btn D was one on onebattles. You've got serial vers vow.
There you go versus the Newts.There you go. Pole slices with two
xes and cuts the neot cleanly,and he evaporates into locusts and shadow and

(01:46:12):
blood. Cyril is gonna run behinda rock and hide. That's fair.
Wait wait wait, oh he's hiding. He's hiding. Um, he's gonna
use this action to hide because that'swhat Hemlock told him to do. He
doesn't have a hide skill, soI just do decks, okay, which
is enough. It's higher than ithas to be higher. Than seven to

(01:46:32):
hide from right now. Um,then we got Doxy. What do you
want doctor to do? Will him? Oh my god? All right,
well just throw daggers at Jefferson.I guess just do that. Maybe move
up a little bit, all right, Doxy. I think Doxy will probably
throw dagger at Jefferson and then hide. Yeah it's a nice safe maneuver.
Yeah, there you go, avery rogue maneuver. Yeah, more than

(01:46:59):
what I plus. Um, I'mjust gonna do minus fifteen minus eight on
Jefferson, not Eve. We're gonnado mats. What do you want he
need to do? Anything? Ifyou do get heally to pick up hemlock,
he is the next thing in rangefor ragna corona. I mean you
can he's right there if you wantto heal. Um, you feel like
you want to save him for unconsciousguys, because like I can just kind

(01:47:21):
of stay pretty low key for alittle bit. Okay, some damn Maybe
just because he has limited heels,I think he has two remaining save him
just for unconscious people. Then Iguess, yeah, I think that's right,
Like at least have healely move aroundthe rock. Yeah, okay,
okay, now it's big Bowser.Oh, what's he gonna do? He's

(01:47:42):
fucking huge. No he doesn't,he's tiny. Oh now he's huge.
Yeah, I mean that's what hedoes. He gets huge. That's his
devil foods become big. Um,he becomes big, and I think he
he's going to smack again. It'seven dourosal Pole. That's the options when
they get sporned. So two again, it's Poe Oh no, oh,

(01:48:03):
Pearl dodge you big bozo clown hammer. It hits is. It's gonna knock
called unconscious. It's gonna knock herout. She won her fight, though,
that is an anime. Yes,I win and goes no. Giant
gown hammer comes down and smashes herinto the ground. So it's like every

(01:48:24):
fight Chad has in Bleach where henew technique. Just boys a dude,
and then immediately somebody super strong cutshis ass down. Yeah every time.
Yeah, he's too far away fromdurast for she's too far away from Douras
for the wolf. They're in oppositedirections. William all right, I got

(01:48:46):
two more roles. I'm like,come on, something good, something good,
final battle, give me something.Direction is absolutely loving this one hundred
and two one hundred and two somethingpowerful. This is the Horry Horror.
No, it's the It's eaten byBonbon. It allows the user to make
people fall in love with them throughlights. It's from the premier show one

(01:49:11):
I Know about taking one on onevideo. He talks about videos on every
feller fruit in the entire show.This is one of them. He allows
people to fall in love with themthrough lights. It's fucked up. He
uses it in the premier show tolike make Nami fall in love with him
and like it's really weird. Whodo you want to make fall in love
with you? William? Well,uh, you know, Jefferson's with the

(01:49:35):
arrange. Sure, I'll try toget Jefferson to Jefferson wisdoms. Jefferson,
what's the DC that he has theIt would be probably eighteen Yeah, damn
it, damn it. He doesn'tfall in love with you, sorry,
ship, And that was my turn. Wouldn't he mean if you love it

(01:49:56):
would be powerful? Man? Youknow? All right? All right,
Ragna, you are in another situationwhere you can turn in two directions and
either you're gonna go for big Bozoor you're gonna go for tempest. So
would do a wisdom say first,of course Tempest is directly behind me,

(01:50:18):
but you would guess he would itwould turn if you want, if you
went that way. Yeah, ifhe's turning laft, he's gone for Big
Bozo, which that which is good. It would have it would have been
Pearl, but yeah, Pearl's notconscious. So wisdom saye first, because
if you go with them, controlyour actions. Come on, boys,
come on boys, one okay,d two one for Bozo, two for

(01:50:44):
Tempest. No slash slash? Areyou always do our slash? Yeah?
So you turn right and you goaround. You look at the rock that
Cyril's hiding behind. You don't seeCyril. You look at the rock the
Verona and Helia honey behind you don'tsee them. And then you see Tempest
and I guess you go towards Tempest. Oh boy, am I within range?

(01:51:05):
Yes, you are definitely within range? And then I swing. Yeah,
there you go, three swings atTempest. No double damage though,
and the first one doesn't hit,had no advantage or do you have to
Yeah? Just straight roles, Yeah, just straight roles. I mean I

(01:51:25):
could recklessly attack, I mean Ishould be recklessly attacked. No, no,
but but you have disip found outbecause of the string. Oh yes,
so that's why it's straight roles.Yeah, yeah, do the damage.
You hit two of them and thenso you actually this is less of
between because of the tiny thing.Twenty seven. Let's go tiny Ragnar Ragnar

(01:51:48):
SnO ye boys fifty, So youyou slice down two shots into tempests with
fifty because oh yeah, guys,he he would he would still be in
range. He wasn't that far fromYeah, he really wasn't that far for
tempest um, even even at hissmaller size, he would move. Okay,

(01:52:15):
so I guess it's were Ramul Jefferson. Now, yep, Riamo Jefferson's
gonna light up some mini guns onskirt. Well, he's spider Man,
he should be able to. Ithink it's two ones. It's gonna be
one on each of you. Actuallythere's four in front of him. He's
gonna be one each. So we'regonna do William first, would you get
for that nineteen for wind? Yeah, we're gonna do. Oh right,

(01:52:43):
well, okay, whole bullet getshit and then duros of course you actually
get hit, so everyone does.Might knock me out. William, you
got thirty you can harve it,of course because you can see it and
then you okay, fifteen, soI'm good. You're good. Scot takes
very low though damage and strong umforty eight damage to scourge. He's still

(01:53:08):
alive, he's all right, he'sall right, but he's getting lit up
by bullets. Speaking of bullets,bullets gets lit up by twenty two points
of damage and dust. You aregoing to take the remaining twenty five?
Oh yeah, I can use Ihave one more use of tech. I
I can harden my body and theshield spell use that. Oh you're gonna

(01:53:30):
use that? I don't get hityeah, okay, okay, all right,
cool, then I'll make it.Then he got on nineteen to hit
me or twenty to hit me.Yeah, it'd be twenty one. Okay,
oh yeah, increases your mclass swichsix you're fine. Um. Clementine
is unconscious, but not like notlike unconscious. She's gonna die, so
she's not doing death, says she'sjust unconscious unconscious, Durst, you're up.

(01:53:53):
It's really just start doing this.No, she's not. She she's
like, um none, just likepassed out right, all right. If
she's just she still has she's atzero health, right, she's yeah,
yeah, she still has two points. She's just a conscious she's not making
death saves. Yeah, all right, Well, I see two threats before

(01:54:13):
me, but I see Pearl downnext to me, and no one's there
to support her. Meanwhile, Isee the captain and the others out took
tones my captain. I really amI I'll have to leave Jefferson for you.
Okay, you know what, I'mjust gonna I'm gonna kick his ass
next time, don't worry. Yeah, I'm gonna come over here next to
big bones. You remember me,I blocked all your fucking attacks last time.

(01:54:41):
He hogs his nose. It's cloudin time, all right, And
I'll just do some attacks. Imean one hits, and I'm gonna use
that eight damage and my bonus actionto get Pearl back up immediately, polls
back up, all right, andthen i'll just tune the rest my damage.
We don't have advantage one sixteen sixteendoesn't hit. No fuck, okay,

(01:55:08):
what do you want? Hit'll go? No damage? Oh you're stabbing
furiousity until like his toes. That'sall I can do. Oh wait wait,
wait, no, I do wellhe's too big. I can't even
shove him. Yeah for shoving.Yeah, and I think that takes a
bonus action anyway, that's a bonus. Actually, I already used my bonus,

(01:55:29):
so idn't even do that. Trevorsup and Trevor goes to William.
Which one of these is more important? I know that Jefferson's really strong,
but I don't know how strong theclown is. All right, brother,
let's go kick the shit out ofthis, uh Jefferson guy. Together,
Let's do it. I mean,I don't feel great hurting a fellow Marine,
but I've done it before. Yeah, William and Trevor tag battle on

(01:55:51):
this. I've done it before,and regretfully, I'll do it again.
Um, he goes not to Jefferson. It's so funny because one of the
first times you meet Trevor, heliterally kills like a marine or advantage.
It's not a great guy. Um, he doesn't have those advantages, but

(01:56:13):
they want it anyway. Yeah,God, now he hits. Yeah,
now he's going mental. Now hegoes mental sword plus plus his swordsmanship ability,
like the combination of that is insane. One hundred. Yeah, you
could do that against Blue Blood yeah, one hundred twenty seven damage. I
mean slicing down Jefferson, but cuttinginto him like crazy. Jefferson is bleeding

(01:56:39):
out. Um, why is BigBosa in the one place? There's two
Big boss on the turn order?Yeah? Um it is now the the
the the arrivalent pycs and I'm goingto roll a D two because it's been
two rounds, so there's more coming? What what? All? Right?

(01:57:00):
Here comes some more? Who doyou think it's gonna be? Come on,
Jimmy, I mean no, Jimmy. Jimmy's here. We can win.
I know we can't. It isn'tJimmy. It is. That means
the last one that's gonna come isgonna be the one with Jimmy in it.
Okay, well that'll be our savinggrace Luna and Asta, who la

(01:57:20):
your wife? Your your wife onthe back there's technically happening at the end
of the time because they know whatit's actually so I didn't summon them this
time. Card Luna comes out withher moon blade. Asta comes out with
his weed. Umma has to doa death saving throth. Here are you

(01:57:41):
smoking around my pregnant wife? Yousorry? Put out my cigarette? Like
oh shit, got pregnant, womangot krip fail. So she oh,
that means she's not dead. She'sgot two out of three. That means
its again. She dies. Ohno, this is where Hemlock dies.
Oh no, damn sorry, shewas the hot one. Okay, So

(01:58:05):
Tempest is here in front of Ragna. U she could try to escape,
but Ragna will Oh I thought shesaid she wasn't rolling whatever I got anyway,
you got? You got him confused, Clementine, Oh, I did
idea. So Tempest is standing therein front of Ragna and it turns round
to William and goes, he's yourfriend. But do you want me to

(01:58:28):
like knock him out? Like,if you can knock him out, you
can try go for it. Theweather, Oh my god. Okay,
then un lethally strike him with lightning. I don't I would strike him with
lightning. Honestly, I think juststriking him with lightning is fine. He'll
live. I could try, andI could throw him. He's small enough
that I can throw him around withwind. That man, Yeah, that

(01:58:54):
man, I could do that.Hal wind blow her towards the It says
a random direction. All right,well that's you know what where are the
devil. No no, no,oh wait, no, gust of wind
I can do. It wouldn't doany damage, but it will make him.
It will push him in a directionfifteen feet unless he has to do

(01:59:15):
a saving throw. So that's what'sgonna do. Gust of wind. She's
gonna push him towards the enemies,so so that he's facing Oh wait,
no, that would actually be badbecause because he'd be facing Trevor, every
direction is not good. But Ithink he would probably see the big clown.
He would see that. Yeah,he's a giant clown. Yeah,

(01:59:36):
I could see a giant alight.It's gonna push Ragno and clown direction,
clown clown. You have to doa strength saving throw. You would usually
have advantage on this, but becauseyou're small, you have disadvantage. So
it's just a straight strength roll.Yeah, it's still no twenty no matter
what. No, no, no, no, not for save you throws.
That's just for checks. Okay,so yeah no, but yeah,

(02:00:00):
she's too beefy, desperately a cub. She desperately tries to burst wind um
and then she looks behind her andshe just sees bullet and she sees you
William and goes, I'll stand myground. I'll stand my ground. That's
fair, that's fair. I believein you. Right, Okay, she
was doing that for your benefit.You're like, all right, good,

(02:00:24):
thanks, you didn't You don't eventhank her. You're just like, that's
fair. You die. She's like, all right, if you're gonna be
a bruffle about it, I'll moveout the way. No, no,
go right ahead, stay right whereyou are. It's fine. You're a
good I'll do this for you.Bullet, Yeah I feel it, says,
yeah, okay, it's the director. But no, no, no,

(02:00:47):
all right, well we don't know. We have we have bullet and
sketched. Bullet and sketch. Forthe sketch, they're both gonna atack Jefferson.
I think so it's all right.I think it's Spider Man. You
got this. Spider Man's coming up. He's gonna fire up his two web
shots whilst you guys are pissing,let's go hit. Um. They don't

(02:01:13):
do a ton of damage. However, however, he's got to do a
strength saving throw. Um. Wait, it's not a decent damage every all.
Actually, sixteen plus sixteen, that'sjust over thirty. He's got to
do a strength saving throw early twothirty two. That's all right. Actually,
he's gotta do a strength saving throwif he fails this strength saving throw,
which he does, Jefferson's is nowtrapped in webb, which includes his

(02:01:40):
mini guns. So, like SpiderMan does to his enemies, Jefferson is
now encased in in webbing, whichis incredible. Good job, Spider Man.
And then we got bullet bullets goingto come up and shoot for Admiral
Jefferson advantage. And then it's Verona, even though he just went to the

(02:02:02):
toilet. He'll be quick. He'llbe quick. I believe in him.
He's a fast pisser. Um he'swell, it's gonna come up and found
the hammer. So she's gonna standnext tripper and found the hammer, which
might not hit his advantage. It'sgot advantage. Bah bah bah bah blah
blah blam fires a load of shotsinto Jefferson. Jefferson's being lit up by

(02:02:24):
guns and Verona it is now yourturn. Welcome back, perfect, thank
you. Okay, would you guys, rather I prioritize saving Hamlock or trying
to do something with Ragnar, I'llleave it to you. Well, the
Captain's not here. He's also pissing. Doro's would always value live. Yeah,
but the thing is Ragnar is alsogoing to take a way. What

(02:02:45):
are you asking him? Because I'mso far away, you could yell it.
You could yell writer's last worst ofVerona were kill me. But at
the end of the day, youdo what you think of the best um
checking in teching Scotch webbed up Jeffersonand Jefferson failed. He saving Thorne.

(02:03:06):
Jefferson's covered in webbs, like herewe go. All right, all right,
Verona, what do you want todo? I guess Williams the closest,
so I guess I'll have to justask him. Okay, regardless,
William No, would you rather Itry to stop Ragnar or save Hemlock?

(02:03:26):
Save Hemlock if you can, Okay, then I'm just gonna like animate my
last heliens here him. Yes,And I'm gonna try to do the same
thing where I just need it asfar as I can. She's in like
the most precarious situation right now,Like I know it can't run over to
her in one turn. Yeah,if by just trying for it? Okay,
Another dicks with advantage because of youthing that Letta gave you, uh

(02:03:49):
decks with it? Actually, Veronan Well, yeah that's not good.
No, that's not good. Butit's terrible. I mean it's above a
ten, am, it is abovea ten. At least you chuck it
over um. And it's gonna I'mgonna say that you know you're you because

(02:04:13):
I'm gonna say it does shatter,but it does land on her target right,
and I'm gonna say it seeps intoher blood and I'm gonna say it
heals her. But it not perfectlylike she's going to come back with one
HP as a posted the postion HP. Does that seem fair like it?
Yeah? She doesn't die, shedoesn't die. So oh yeah, I
guess like I could try and useHarkey with that if that makes any different
you can you can use observation Harkey. That would make a difference. That

(02:04:34):
would just be perfect. Okay,how do I roll that again? It's
been a while, you know,honestly for this, I mean you would
just roll the dice to add toit. But I'll say, in this
situation it would just be a successregardless. I think you just you'll use
it. Takey dies, you takeaway a hackey dice. You throw it,
you can you can see Hemlock's bodythrough the rock. You know where
she is. You throw it perfectly. The the thing goes up and falls

(02:04:59):
directly into her mouth and heals herup for eleven and she is back up,
coughing, it's spluttering. Oh,oh gosh, she's still alive,
still alive, like like logan ninefingers, Okay, Bread, are you
doing anything else that you're moving?Et cetera. Uh? I think I

(02:05:20):
just want to still want to hidein the room moment. Yeah, there's
a lot of MPCs before you guysmove again. So we got Pearl's gonna
go start going hat on big Bozo. She's she's not Pearl. Yeah,
she's a woman on a mission.Dorris, I'm here and I'm here to
fight by your side. We'll takedown this clown. I really hit him

(02:05:40):
once, but it's still pretty good. It's nineteen damage, I mean,
is princess. That sounds amazing.Pearl and Trevor and William, you know,
we got some good combo fights goingon here. Yeah, Cyril is
hiding. Um would Drost do youwant to attack or do you want him
to continue to hide. Honestly,he could do a rang in any immediate

(02:06:03):
danger. Um. I think hecan attack from behind the rock, right,
he can do a range attack frombehind the rock, but it does
take him out of stealth technically.I think he's to be safe from ragnet
still. Um, yeah, Ithink that's fine, all right. It
would be advantaged because it's from stealth. Yeah, it'd be so far,
so just be normal attack. Ithink Peril still has the bubble too.

(02:06:25):
Yeah, he does have the bubble. I don't think the bubble can capture
either. Jefferson a big bowser becausethey're too big. Yeah, they're just
way too big. Yeah. Jefferson'sa big boy. He is a big
could use it on Ragnar. Yeah, and he's regular stealth checks. I
mean it's just fresh French texts.Yeah, he can do that, right,
Okay, I think that feels likethe best thing to do. You
want him to do that bubble bubbleRagnar. Okay, the bubble goes over

(02:06:47):
Ragnel Ragne do a strength saving throat. You are good at strength, but
it is just a straight rock.So there is a chance here they're fails
in all right. The park happenswhen you're in the bubble. Do you
like suffocate to death? Wait?Hold on your Okay, you can move

(02:07:12):
the sphere. Okay, wait waitcreatures restrained by the sphere and engulfed in
its water at the end of eachjust turns. You can uh escape,
right, but it does stop youfrom attacking next time. Um, you're
restrained, you're engulfed in water,and I guess there's I guess the water
rules would apply. There doesn't sayanything here, but I'm going to look
up drowning rules. Uh. Yourit's your suffocation is equal to one uh

(02:07:41):
minutes equal to one plush your colormodified, so you can you can beat
there for a while. Actually,uh because of east round is six seconds.
You got capacity, You've got lungcapacity. But I'm a devil for
us. But it's not seawater.It doesn't matter, doesn't matter, Yeah,
it doesn't matter. It's not seawallto doesn't Wait, No, it

(02:08:03):
affects him, it does. He'she's covering in a liquid all the way
up. It's gonna it's gonna noit is it? Okay? Sorry,
thanks to that. Oh right.It could be seawater, it could be
freshwater, it could be soda.It can be coffee. It's a liquid
you unbere you are still affected byblue Blood though, but you are Una

(02:08:28):
and you're still you're still small becausethat's not gonna do a devil fruit,
but you you are. You arenow just a really angry man, which
means you don't have any of it. Even he's even tinier now, No,
yeah, yeah you are now evenYeah. Yeah, you're really small,
which means you will now just havedisadvantage on your strength checks to escape

(02:08:50):
the bubble. Yeah, so you'reI'm sorry, but that is that is
a thing that I get all thetime on my channel. People are always
saying it doesn't work if it's freshwater. I'm like, I would to directly
address this. Holy shit. Sothis is a Cyril MVP moment where he
puts, yeah, blue Blood.I mean, this is a team effort
with Verona and Cyril, tiny littleangry man, Ragner in in in a

(02:09:18):
little man. That's incredible. Doxyis assumed going to just throw a knife
at Jefferson with advantage. Let's hopeshe crips what she doesn't, but she
still hits. Oh that actually killsJefferson. She throws the knife and just

(02:09:39):
hits Jefferson drop captain square all right, Carbo battle between Trevor and Darksy just
and just saw my kill Darky.Damn it. Fuck you get good,
you know what I will? AndJefferson dissipates into it into shadow um and

(02:10:01):
we still got heal heally, Iassume is still not gonna do anything at
the moment, saving his heels.So we've got Big Bozo's now gonna tack
Doris, because of course he is, because you, um, are you
ready for a big Bozos? You'reready to come out of a bitch ah?

(02:10:22):
I block it, yeah, justlike all times you block his giant
infatable hammer william Me Yeah, Europe, all right, I am tired of
all this bullshit. It's the finalbattle. I haven't done shit yet,
yeah, rusticch can I do thething? Not yet? Fuck? All

(02:10:43):
right? Then? Instead, I'mjust gonna dash. I'm use cunning action
to dash up to Big Bozo,jump in the air using Geppo, and
I'm just gonna try to temp hiskick him right in his fucking face.
Go ahead, twirl in the airand just bring down my foot. All
right, here we go. Whattwenty four The seven Damna Insane damn right

(02:11:05):
on, you're taking his clown face. I'm slicing his nose off the clown.
Yeah no, he's just like afreak with a clown but no nose.
Oh god, yeah, yeah,where it is? Okay? Is
that an? Then I put onmy nose and honk it. I'm landing.
Yeah. Do you miss this now? Huh? Landing on his shoulder?

(02:11:28):
Okay, you're on his shoulder?Yeah, um, Ragna, Wisdom
save is you? Your turn isjust two savings for us. Wisdom saved
is the one you want to succeed. Strength saved is the one you want
to fail. He's gonna you failthe miss the safe and succeed the strength

(02:11:52):
the strength save again. You havedisavoded. Well, the strength save again.
You still succeed. Okay, stillsucceed, but you are no longer
bad and you are just he's littlebaby more. Don't attack this turn so
you come out as little man uhin range of ten quadhere? Okay,

(02:12:13):
you're good. It's the final episodefor real? It's not final, Yeah,
episode it is. I mean Cyrilwould probably drop the bubble before Ragnar
would die. Yeah no, no, the Ragnar wouldn't die from this height.
It's fine, he's fine. Hewould just get he's got so much
long capacity. Fine, yeah,oh yeah from that. Yeah, he
has like like seven minutes of longa. It's just an angry man inside.

(02:12:35):
He can't really fine. He's weak, but he's not gonna little itty bitty
Okay, well, duris your turn, right. I still see this giant
threat. I see the captain,I see pearl. I'm rarely even though
I'm low as hell. Check hisass first. It's time by the light
shines. My wife is behind me. I have to show how cool I

(02:12:56):
am. Let's do this. Please? Fields so funny? Did you forget
about the director rust? No,the directors? No, she's summoned pick
Bosa, right, yeah, right, you know I did forget about her
last summe. It's forgot about it. It's fine, it's fine, he'll
come around. She was having anI did forget all right. Is anyone

(02:13:18):
down? Uh no, nobody's down. A lot of people are very weak,
but nobody's downed You you sliced topick Bosa twelve plus fourteen plus twelve
plus eleven. Sorry, um,well, if nobody's down and I still
have my bonus action, I'm justgonna because of a thing you have.

(02:13:39):
No, no, no, itwas only on the target that I put
it on. Yeah, and that'sbeen a lot. I was to sleep.
Um, so I still have mybonus action. But he's too big
to put down myself. But canI use it on myself? The human
I I I didn't explicitly put rulesagainst it, but I feel like I
should off because the whole point ofit is it's part of your protecting others,

(02:14:05):
right, not protecting yourself. Imean, I'll take it. I'm
on his shoulder right now because becauseto be honest, you have it as
temporary hit points at that moment,So healing yourself with it is just transferring
it from temporary hit points into regularhit points, which feels okay, So
it does feel silly. I'm I'mwrong now that you can't heal yourself with
it? All right then? Becauseit's yeah, it's me or Pearl.

(02:14:30):
You know, I see Paul rightnext to me, and you know she's
been lot, She's done such anamazing job. She gets what's the first
twelve twelve Cablock's fine, she's there'snobody around her, and she's not dead,
so she'll be okay, all right, So Paul's up to about twenty
hp. Honestly, I can't seeVerona. He's behind a rock. Yeah
yeah, Heally and I were justhanging out. Yeah, like the only

(02:14:56):
threat I think most people, Trevior'sgonna come up and probably kill Big Both.
Yeah. I don't see a worldwhere Big Bosa doesn't die to Trevor
unless Trevor whipps every single one ofthese shots. Well, as you say,
one fails and kills the guy,well one of them, one of
them. Well, actually sixteen sixteenhit Big Boser so long ago, I

(02:15:18):
feel like it would. Yes,it hits them, so yeah, two
hits, two hits on Big Boser, which should be enough to kill him.
Yes, So Trevor's just mvping killingall of these, Jefferson and Big
Bowser. He comes down and he'slike, you know, I asked which
one I should kill? How aboutI do both? It's stopped me and
Darrow softened it up for you.Okay, whatever, and the director,

(02:15:41):
wait a minute, I kept youa love you would be dead on the
floor, but it wasn't for me. Trevor, all right, And as
as Big to the bottom, okay, it the director sort of shuffles in
her chair, was, Oh,I mean I didn't expect you to.
I thought you could kill one ofthem, but I didn't expect you to

(02:16:01):
take them all on. Oh he'sgoing to be so angry with me.
Oh he's gonna be And in thatmoment, you hear them no, and
you hear you see this old manappear with this long old beard appears from

(02:16:22):
like almost like at a rift intime, and he comes down and the
and the director goes, no,Credston, no, no, no,
I have there's under control when youclearly don't. And he raises his hands
and he's like, I could justdo this with one and he snaps his
fingers and then nothing happens, andhe goes, wait, that's opposed to

(02:16:45):
the director sort of looks awkwardly around. You want to try that again,
buddy, and he mum, whenyou can snap to the director, he
honey, these were the ones thatthat ate their sword, ate the fruit.
So that's a sort of above allof the time stuff. And and

(02:17:11):
you're saying it protected them from myabilities, it protected them from being interfered
within the timeline. Is that isthat why Agent V and Agent Louis didn't
come back. Maybe ah, sotould be mad, dear. I still
have someone else I could summon.Um. No, never mind that.

(02:17:33):
Um. And I mean, asthis old man is talking, you do
recognize him? I mean you allrecognize him. Um. He is Cranston,
the old man that William killed inepisode two. Oh my god,
he I told you I should havekilled that fucker, Cranston, the father

(02:17:58):
of time. I have the timelinetimeline, no me. I was.
If you were wondering who was theperson who put together the Void Police,
who was able to pull all thesepeople from different timelines together, it was
I. And if if I can'tkill you, you killed a version of
me. I assume, all right. I mean you are famous William across

(02:18:20):
all timelines for killing old people.Of a bitch, and I here to
put an end to it. Theold people strike back. Welcome to the
retirement home. All right, guys, I'm just gonna go and deal with
this city. This is what's gonnahappen. I can't use my timeline of

(02:18:43):
it. I was going to sendyou to a different timeline and be done
with you, but it seems likeyour your crew people. I can't use
that ability on. Honestly, itactually worked. It's just that in every
timeline it's exactly the same, andyou're fucked. But there is someone I
could pull. I mean, heuses almost all my energy to do this.
And he in front of you,a man appears Goldie Roger, big

(02:19:11):
black mustache, standing there, andit is gold d Roger, King of
the Pirates, evil God Roger.Oh no's his mustache. He's twirling it.
Oh Jesus stands that. Okay,he's Moldy Roger. He's old,

(02:19:31):
Oldie Roger. I mean, likethis would be like two years after he
was executed, like he this ispretty recent, like all things considered,
I mean, but almost when No, the King of the Pirates, Yeah,
he was in the papers like acouple of years ago that he died.
Oh shit, didn't you die?Um? And he comes here and

(02:19:52):
he's like, I am the Kingof the Pirates. But this one is
different. He's not the one fromthis timeline, obviously, he's a different
time, like cold Roger. Um. And this is one that didn't die
and was evil of course, ofcourse. I mean Roger himself wasn't exactly
a good person, but like youknow, void de Roger pours out his

(02:20:16):
sword and um, yes, he'sgoing to join the initiative order, all
right, guys, And I guessis the true final battle. This is
why I said that session might goon for a little bit, but it
will kind of fuck up the Kingof the Pirates, who's words me and

(02:20:37):
he actually would go relatively soon.Yeah, right after the director's turn.
But you do get Tempest, etc. And you will get the last two
people coming down from pots. Okay, okay, and that is as you
would have guessed. Oh laughing,Jimmy, Jimmy just on time, just
when we needed him. Interesting,Old Louise is on his way to marine

(02:21:01):
base. He was being exported.Yeah. Remember so these are the only
people who did in fights that werein the flames hup Free And I was
worried for a moment. But Jimmyversus the King of the Pirates, Jimmy's
here like bad thing. I gotthis. Who the fucks this guy?
I'm killing Jimmy. No, it'snot gonna be that turns straight away,

(02:21:22):
but it will be the rest ofPod Pod crew is what I'm gonna call
him. The final battle, thefinal battle, everyone versus Goldie, Roger
Tempest is up. What do youwant Tempest to do? Fucking wreckish shit?
I don't know. Okay, sheblind him and anyway, no,
no, now, hold on asecond. If she can move thirty feet,

(02:21:43):
yes, she can move here andthen use chain lightning to do this.
Uh yeah, but she doesn't chainlightning anymore. She s all she
can. She can lightning bolt.Okay, she can ice storm the straw.
I guess moved that she can.That won't hurt somebody else. I
still has another it would be lightningboat. She does. She have another

(02:22:05):
careful. She does have another careful. It's gonna level like, yeah,
I would have temp You couldn't reachher. Yeah, actually that stuff that
is true because it's within ten feetright or is it five feet? Five
feet? Yeah? No, sheshe you you would be too far away.
Nice your weapon would reach So seeshe she she gets into position disengaging

(02:22:31):
from regnow which is moving away fromregnaw and she's gonna she's gonna lightning bolt.
She would do a lightning bolt ata higher level. Um, okay,
so it's gonna be actually ten dysix. Uh, Goldie Roger has
to do a deck saving thor uhhe does so this is what happens.

(02:22:52):
Row ten D six forty damage.Goldie Roger sees the lightning coming, uses
observation hockey and dodges out of theway. Um, oh, well he's
fucking Roger, so yeah, hegets one free save like that. So

(02:23:18):
Tempers comes up, fires a hugelightning bolt. The lightning streets for us
called de Roger predicts it and dodgesout of the way, taking zero damage
as its evasion in this case,Um, you've got Hemlock's gonna run up
and hide behind a rock. Um, you're gonna have Scurge is gonna try
and desperately fire off. It's alot of guys, but we'll get to
you. Going to the second.Skurge is gonna desperately fire off webs against

(02:23:43):
the King's gonna hurt. Yeah,one of them hits that does twenty three
damage decent um, and he's gotto do a strength save, which he
probably will succeed without needing to obvisaction hockey oversee only works in decks saves,
doesn't work in strength saves, buthe's got a pretty good strength saved

(02:24:07):
stat So we're gonna we're gonna dothat normal role eighteen does succeed. That
was a bad role from him,but eighteen does succeed. Scourge Um.
It was two. Yeah, itwas a two. I guess bullets,
dear rogers. Yeah, bullets alsogonna run up and start unloading. She's

(02:24:31):
like, I don't know, sheca pirates. My god, she's dead,
all right, bullet uh yeah,sure, anyway, it doesn't hit,
it does hit. God, herrole to attack is so low.
The hammer I mean that hits.That does damn No, no, no,
no, no no, just startunloading into rod. Oh shit,
that does damage. That's twenty sixum. And then we got lunar and

(02:24:52):
asked that they're gonna move up.They're too far away at the moment,
so they're gonna just move up.She can like flash, she can flash,
but not far enough. She couldflash next to you, Dorus,
because it's sixty feet as is justgonna make she can move super fast because
she's good. That was her thing. She's like, yeah, that was
her and actually asked this thing ishe summons? So he's gonna which is

(02:25:13):
the fucking another thing, but he'sgonna bring out a spell bear. Okay,
hey make it road. We've gotwe've got a smoke Bear coming out.
It's just gonna tack on that sameturn, and Olaf and Jimy want
to take untill next round. Thedirector is up. But the director is
not gonna make any summons here.She is. She is like waited to

(02:25:35):
get anticipation. Next to Cranston,Um, she's like holding his arm.
Um. Now it's Goldie Roger.Goldie Roger will have legendar reactions as well
in this fat Yeah, so GoldieRoger's gonna turn to bullet and he's gonna
use Yeah, she's dead. She'sgonna he's gonna use divine departure. Yeah,
Karma's sorry. Yeah, she's justinstantly dead. Yeah, I mean

(02:25:58):
yeah, so so so Goldie Rogerturns the bullet and goes with with the
with the hockey slash of divine departureand slices bullet into two pieces bullets dice.

(02:26:18):
Oh god, but it flash.I flashed back to that. I
flashed back to that single because thishappens right next to me. I flashed
back to that one moment we hadtogether on the couch and uh yeah,
we just fell asleep next to eachother. It's like she wasn't so bad
and then like blood sweater, hewill get some legendarations. Damn. Oh

(02:26:48):
yeah, I mean it's the strongestopponent you've ever faced. But I mean,
yes, but you do have allof you plus all of your allies.
Now I can see why you hadeverybody show up, and now Roger's
just gonna stomp through everybody. Umverona, it's your tough. Well,

(02:27:11):
um, you can use bonus actionto dash, right, No, that's
that's uh, I can do it. That's that's what. Okay, you
use your action to dash. Allright, Well I'm just gonna run like
to hear, yeah, gonna yeah. You you don't have your rifle anymore,
so all of your attacks are closerange, which is not good.
Well, I have the love gunlike a yeah, I don't know you

(02:27:33):
have the love gun. I stillhave also have bullets guns that have been
splattered all over the flough like.So I figure the thing is with sharpshooter,
I don't have disadvantage on any rangeattacks anymore. Right, So I
figure with the love gun, Ishould be able to at least make normal
attacks from here. Yes, yes, yes, okay, so that's what
I'm gonna do. I am justgonna use sharpshooter just for extra damage.

(02:27:58):
I think only one of not evenActually I don't hit any of those,
right nineteen eleven and seventeen, Yeah, you don't hit any of those.
That's so tragic fire if your loveshooter and they just fly past Goldie Roger,
Oh my god. Okay, okay, well okay, I have a

(02:28:24):
question. Yeah, Ragnar is likestill really pissed off, right right,
yeah, so like he could theoreticallycome over and kill me if he wanted
to. All right, ah,he's tiny though, Yeah, I don't
think he even has the movements.I don't know. I should just stop
making him because he's currently big.He is tiny, so his movement speat
is half. So if you're ifyou're within fifteen feet, he can get

(02:28:46):
to you you are twenty feet away. Okay, would you allow me to
use my bonus action to just likefuck with a rock with tinkerers tools right
now? Like, yeah, whatare you going to do? What are
you doing with this rock? I'mgonna give it an odor? Okay,
yeah, sure, I'm sucking rollingwith this. Any idea you got to

(02:29:09):
stick like okay, yeah, itsays like I can alter objects, give
a specific sound, odor, hologram, glow or recorded message, so like
I want to give it a specificorder as close as I can. To
Ragnar's wife, Hey man, I'mgo ahead. I would let you do
that. Okay, that's what I'mmessing with that as I in my turn.

(02:29:33):
Okay, if it's a crazy,crazy ideas or what caught us into
this, the crazy ideas can getus out, Pocus tourist captain, can
you turn into a giant dragon andfly us all out of here? Please?
I can well, I don't knowif I can fly out of here,
but I could try my best.If there's one thing you can do
right now, I don't want youto die. If you get anywhere near

(02:29:56):
that, you're gonna end up likebullet. Yeah, everybody, one thing
that you you can do, andI'll put full faith in you. Yeah,
one last time. Okay, ifyou want to go full dragon,
you do it. You think Ican. I've never tried willingly, and
I know you know I go intoit crazy. I've never tried it,
but this is why we wanted totrain with this. But okay, fine,

(02:30:16):
but you can do it. Ibelieve in you. And also when
you go full dragon, let mehelp you grab me de roast the dragon
night. Yes, I will letPau do a wisdom saving her when she
goes dragon. And if she succeeds, she has control. If she doesn't,
you know, she'll go she'll attackthe nearest person. What's the DC?

(02:30:39):
What's the DC? Okay, Idon't think it's too high of a
but DC. I think it's gros. Is there to kind of comfort her?
Any of these like keep I thinkit's I think it's fifteen, like
any any other sort of like tryand keep your brain. I always use
fifteen for these plays. Yeah,I mean that's that's medium. So it's
fifteen. Okay, So she goesOkay, I'm scared, Dorus. Come

(02:31:07):
on, Pearl, I have fullfaith in you, she screams as her
body turns into a full dragon,And I will do this. This,
this wisdom saving flow is so important. Advantage. She does have advantage,
right she you're helping her, Yeah, you're helping her. She has advantage.

(02:31:30):
Yeah, Okay, now can shemake that on her success of turn
maybe? Yeah, yeah, she'llbe like right now, if she doesn't
die, that's I mean, ifif she has the opportunity to do it,
she will be able to do itat the start of each of her
turn. Not starting off great notgreat here. Yeah, so I'm directly
in her line of sight, soI'm just gonna make her big instead of

(02:31:50):
putting in a dragon. If that'sokay with you guys, I just do
that anyway. That's her turn startof each turn. She's okay, okay,
Um, so she still has onemore chance in it. Cyril's hiding
behind a rock with two HP reallyfar away from any of the combat.
But he just saw Pearl got Whathe can do is try to He still

(02:32:16):
has the water things, so tryand get Ragnar again. Okay, take
you right now out of commission here. I guess until Ragnar succeeds a wisdom
saying till you succeed, n doanother strength safe encouraging words at him.
It's just me. Yeah, it'snot your certain but you do a strength
safe for me. It's really Ragnarversus Cyril's bob. You succeed bad disadvantage

(02:32:39):
of do it again? Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, succeed even better
than like like this like twitching inlike pain, but like still like looking
super yolked even though he's small.Um, all right, Doxy is still
hiding behind a rock as well,William, would you want to I'm okay

(02:33:01):
with her moving up maybe to anotherrock in front of her, but still
hiding obviously, so just like maybemove her. I mean could she she
could hide? She gets up abig rock and hide behind the small rock
on top of that big rock.Yeah, yeah, she could do that.
And then I mean her knives.That's fifty feet she could throw knife,
so she will I'll do that andthen and then steal. She just
hide behind wood and throw knife.That is what DOCSI do. That is

(02:33:24):
what doc is good at. Yeah, just a bag of knives. Damn
mises. Okay, that's okay.We'll do the stealth throw um and he
when he leis to do anything youwant, he need to move up.
Um. Everybody can I think everybodycan kind of move up here, Okay,
okay, Um, We'll have Healeymoved up, just kind of spread

(02:33:46):
out donald clump together. If hehas some AoE bullshit, then yeah,
maybe not in front of rock.He's gonna go on the other side of
the just like no, not withthat, just incredible. Uh Okay,
Well, William, it's your tone. What do you want to do.
Okay, I'm staring down. I'mliterally staring down the King of the Pirates
right here. Yes, like,hello there Red red Abouch in the papers.

(02:34:13):
So, um, I want toplay a card game. It's really
fun. I'll deal the cards.So all right, I am gonna move
if I can move back. Idon't get an opportunity in time with him
yet. Yeah, all right,I'm gonna move right back here behind Trevor,
next to Tempest and everybody. Yeah. Uh, and then I'm going

(02:34:35):
to roll again and just pray togod I have two of these left.
I'm like, please, please,please, please, please, please,
please please please. That feels likea Loggia three please please please. You
keep getting terrible. What the fuck? It's the chalk chalk chalk you wait,

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you are Loggia your chalgia? Allright, chalk zone. Great?
Um cloud to blind him? Thatcan work? Yeah, like a darkness
spell, dust spell. Yeah,like a dust class. But is there

(02:35:18):
a sand? Yeah, pocket chalk, So he's gotta I assume that's a
con save. What did we dowhen I threw the sand and then the
salt? I think it was acon save? Right? All right,
Yeah, he's got to do oneof those, um what yeah, succeeds.

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So you just all right, youback up, you throw chalk at
the pirate king and he he justsort of blinks it out of his eyes.
And you know that the hokey justbefore before Ragnall's turn. This is
he'll take a legendary action now becauseyou tried to chalk him. Yeah,
he's gonna walk up to Tempest,William Trevor around the thing, so you

(02:36:05):
all sort of around him, ohboy. And then he's gonna plant his
sword into the ground and the it'sgoing to create a small wave like break
up the ground below William Trevor andTempest. And I need to alwa,
do like an earthquake almost, Ineed to do a deck saving throw.
You're quite good at those. You'requite bad. That was really bad.

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That was bad. It's called it'scalled God's reckoning, and it is going
to two yea. It's an allright about damage forty five. It's not
crazy. I mean, well,I'm unconscious. You're unconscious even at half,
even at half with Trevor's unconscious andTempest, I'm just picturing the scene

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like from Stampede where Bullet is justwrecking everybody's shit and just like oh that
was Trevor's roll half He said,unconscious that choir music is playing in the
background. Tempest, Hey, tempestsmight succeed, oh glory three, quiet
music. She's not down. Shetells the amount of healthier, but she's

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not down. Yeah, I onlyhad like nineteen all right, Ragnall wisdom
save Come on, boys, weneed the devil's luck. Come on,
so close, it's so close.Okay, you're gonna turn either towards Rona.
I don't think you can. Canyou reach Olaf? You can reach

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Olaf. So you're gonna turn eitherVerona direction and walk towards him but not
reach him, or walk o leftdirection and be able to reach him and
attack him. So do a D. Two one is Olaf, two is
Verona. I'm sorry, Briggs,I know it feels like you're literally not
No, it's fine, no,all right, So you walked towards Rona,

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but you're one square away from him. Perfect menacing, Yeah, oh
boy, menacing? Yeah is right. Yeah. I mean he's tiny,
he's really small, and you lookup, you see this really angry tiny
man Vera, honestly tiny tiny normalRagna just does normal damage. So it's

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not the end of the world,uh, like like it was of the
ship earlier. But yes, he'stiny all right, le tiny is unconscious.
She's just unconscious. Sirrius, it'syour turn. Both Trevor and William
are down. How long I canremember? Think I was the spear.

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I didn't even I couldn't even movegood eye you want um? This is
rough? Yeah, I still havemy bonus action and the one thing I
wasn't one hundred percent certain of.Uh when the temporary hit points? Do
I? Like? I used itbefore I hit, But do I when

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I attack again, do I getthe temporary hit points? Yeah? You
get them? Oh okay, soI still have fourteen temp hit points.
I have either the Captain or Trevor. That's an honest yeah. I can
see why you would struggle with that. Honestly, Captain Trevor would do a
lot of damage like the captain.Captain, you know the better choice here,

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Like Healey is also on his wayoff the off the really is on
this way. I see heally.I have faith in my crew. That
is durosis thing right now, hiswhole thing. This entire time. He
turned his back to let Ragnar takecare of the threat. He's been letting
his crew do it. He letfucking Cyril take care of his thing.
He let Pearl take care of histhing, and he's gonna trust Heally to

(02:39:52):
take care of the captain going forTrevor. So I'm gonna give Trevor the
light You're not dying told you.As long as I'm here, I will
always be that guiding light, andI will give it again to Rose.
I don't know how you got inyou, but I I'm already struggling here.
And what I'm going to do isI'm not going to engage Goldie Roger,

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but I'm going to mount Pearl regardlessin her crazy state, and I'm
going to try and calm her down. Yes, that's my action. She
will have advantage on her wisdom Safe, Okay, I think she might put
do it next turn, I willsay, I mean, I'm whatever you
get your with your craiss, youwill have advantage on her wisdom safe as
well, say, I think it'swhat do you say to her? Well,
we've been through a lot together.This journey is not over yet.

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We have one final challenge. Ineed you. Okay, start off her
turn. She'll get advantage. Thisis such a big moment for Pearl as
well. Um, okay, Trevor'sup and Treva is ready to do damage.

(02:40:58):
Reck shit, Come on, Trevor, Come on, Trevor, you
just saw your brother get taken down. Love them No, well you made
them ring you made the right choice. B That is an three times so
you know yeah, uh, hundredtwenty one damage insane against the King Pirates.

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Trevor cuts in one hundred and twentyone damage, big chunks gold de
Roger turns round and I mean he'sgoing to do he has modible Lugen reactions
in his turn is coming up,so he's going to do one right now.
Um, but they all have tobe different. That's how I ruled
it. So he has he hasdifferent moves he can use. He's gonna
use Celestial Strike, okay, whichis just is a regular attack is just

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slightly weaker than Divine departure. Itdoes hit well wait wait, he's in
the wolderful range, so wolver rangedisappointage again and you minus a D four
from the whatever Trevor can no trafficcan parry. So if you if you
get a four on this role,it's it's high enough that traffic and parry

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because you know, okay, sosorry Trevor, you had your swings and
now you're down again. Oh mygod, it's always this out back,
out the back, he wakes up. I feel like a sakehouse of how
I'm out back, out back.He doesn't know what's reality or what's the
afterlife, just swinging and no matterwhere he's how many times I go down?

(02:42:33):
How fight for justice? And Ican't wait to tell golf about this
lock? Okay, okay, uh, Tempest time, it's all. It's
all of the guys now, everyall of the the squad. Tempest is
gonna just point blank keep trying tolight. Oh no, she she noticed
it didn't work, So she's gonna. Is there a reason we can't see

(02:42:56):
rogers HV? Oh yeah, Iforgot to travel. Let me let me
do you know what? I think? It's fine. It's actually not as
bad as I thought. Yeah,you can see it. Okay, it's
as like, what is that sixtyfive to seventy? Trevor really chunked him,
and you guys have done you've donedamage to him. I haven't,
but you know, okay, right, Tempest has to do something here that

(02:43:24):
that is useful. Um, actual, thank you, Right, He's just
I mean, he might just keepburning Goldie Rogers observation hockey is not a
bad move. So she's just goingto keep doing lightning bolt and keep So
this is what's going to happen,right, Tempest is going to keep using
all of her spell slots to endlesslythe lightning bolt Goldie Roger. So there's

(02:43:46):
constant lightning bolts coming out of thesky and Goldie Rogers constantly dodging and goes.
Did you know the fandom used tothink this was my devil fruit and
he's a fandom thought about everything forRoger or another Yeah, and then well
we're going, um, okay,hammocks behind a rock. What do you
guys want to hamblock to? Doyou want her to engage because she can?

(02:44:09):
What do you want her to keep? Can she throw a poison knife
too? Could she throw the daggers? Or she doesn't. She doesn't have
to be a bite for throwing.She can't just throw a poison dagger.
And no, she doesn't have rangeattacks. I'm not gonna just give it
attack. I don't even think it'sreally a dagger. I don't know what
to do here. Then what shecan do is probably sneaker because she's an

(02:44:30):
assassin. Yeah, she want togo for the big threat. She would
probably go for the directors. Youwant to split her throat. Yeah,
she's gonna go and try and petrifyCranston. Maybe it's gonna sneak around,
do a hide in the rocks likeDopsi's doing, and do a stealth check.
What, uh, twenty five isgood? Twenty five is good?

(02:44:50):
Um? You want Scush just continuehis weapon? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
try to restrain him if he can'tor whatever. That looks good?
Yeah, good job man? Ohwhoa dude? SCUTSPCS take down the final
boss. The darkness overwhelms me.I feel hatred in my heart. It's

(02:45:13):
the same from Goldie Roger. Doyou want to hear a fun fact about
Tempest, Eleve and Scourge. Idon't know if I told this on a
different stream. I don't think Itold it to you guys. Um,
they purely exist so that I couldbalance the quad game with the expansion.
Yeah, because you know how it'slike factions. We needed three more vacancies,
so it didn't It's not like itwas out of nowhere. But but

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but he succeeds the same story.So that's okay, Rosti because Oda does
that too. It's like seven warlords. There's like eleven, and it still
succeeds. Even if he'd had tohe would have to not succeed that four
emperors. I think there's been sevennow, So yeah, Luna's going in
for the attack. Now, allright, Luna going in for that kill.

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Well, pregnant wife, I havefour when she had she had like
three, she she had three attacks, right, don't doubt the power of
a pregnant lady. One, two, three, all right, you can
doubt the power of a pregnant sheattack on her? Yeah, four,
all right, we'll do another extraone, okay, Chad saying five.

(02:46:18):
Jesus Christ, what well, we'lldo another one? Ten? That makes
sense. She didn't she only hitone, so hey, let damage is
still okay to number? Did thenumber? The directors up, but they
are just watching Goldie Rogers turn.Yeah, right, it's a D two

(02:46:39):
here because he's going to use tofine departure on either Tempest or Luna.
But I'm unconscious. Oh, no, Trevor too, No, Trevor's cultures
Tempest or Luna. Yeah, Tempest, that's Tempest. Oh thank god.
Tempest might not die from this becauseher max's health is so high. It's
it's like a hundred thirty three.So I don't think Tempas dies, but

(02:47:01):
she does get knock up conscious bythis. Maybe what if? What if
he misses? My doubt that severely, but yeah, it's it's possible.
I think he's gonna get a crip. Yeah, that would kill her.
Oh my god, all right,you really miss Roger the Pirates. Wait

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wait wait wait wait wait, Tempestis just a wizard. No well no,
no, I thought, oh yeah, no, no, no,
she's fine. She's fine, Sheis fine, she is fine, she's
fine, she is fine. Justdoes miss. She has a higher armor
class in that solits the rock behindher. She essentially always has ma jarma

(02:47:46):
so um, because in her design, she has that storm that's around her
that's essentially like flavored ma jarma.So Goldie Roger uses divine departure and and
just goes through the storm clothing ofTempest and slices a rock clean in half,
like in the background somewhere, andyou see this huge explosion and thunder

(02:48:11):
blasting off everywhere. That is.That's gold to Roger's turn of not killing
Oh, thank God, which isincredible. Verona, e're rope all right,
Rustage, I'm gonna need you tojust roll with me on this one.
God. So far we have establishedthat Ragnar can't see shit, can't
hear shit, but he can smellshit. He can smell it. His

(02:48:35):
sniffer is so good it's probably betterthan that fruit. Yeah, snow based
deception checks. So we've met Herthabefore, Yeah, and I remembered her
smell. So I think with thisrock, Yeah, you know what weird?
Don't question Yeah, yeah, nobodyquestion it. You know, maybe
she smelled like lilacs or something.All right, it's an easy smell the

(02:48:56):
room. Yeah, yeah, SoI have fucked with this rock as much
as I can to mimic that smellbecause I know that Ragnar, no matter
how roided out and drugged up heis, would never forgive us if we
didn't give him an opportunity to fightthe strongest person in the world, who
might just be the King of thePirates. They're right there. So I
am going to animate this rock,and since it is about as small as

(02:49:20):
Ragnar, it should be able torun a little faster than him, and
I'm going to lead Ragnar to GoldieRoger with this smell. This is I
like, I mean, it's that'sgoing on with Ragnar. I couldn't be
able to recognize only needs to getabove a ten and make a perception with
advantage. You only need above aten. You need above a ten.

(02:49:46):
You have advantage above a ten.I'm scared, guys with come on,
yeah, lo made it hurt therock. You will still do the wisdom
to say, but you'll tell thesee if you gained consciousness. But yes,
I didn't even need advantage you youwere following the rock now right now

(02:50:09):
as the rock is thrown towards GoldieRocker. Okay, I got my sniffer
out. I was following it.How long does that serum last? I
don't remember. They no idea.I literally you use them all in the
oasis and they lost it, Likedid they lost like an hour? Lasted
a while? Yeah, the lasta while it was, Yeah, it

(02:50:31):
was like an hour. Probably it'sgonna lost the Bristo combat. Oh boy.
All right, okay, well okay, now that I've got the rock
running, I'm still taking some shotsokay, and load with sharpshooter bing bing
Oh my, oh okay, okay, you know what. Oh wait a

(02:50:56):
minute, I rolled the wrong gun. I don't know if that matters to
I don't have my rightful anymore.It's okay, it's okay. I think
you still krits, you'd still hit, so just you can roll roll the
love gun and then press the damagefor it. Just press the damage for
it. Yeah, seven damage iswhat it does. So he also has
to do a wisdom save effect.Okay, yeah, we'll do the wisdom

(02:51:18):
save to be polite, like whatif he krip fails then yeah, yeah
you know, yeah, I don'tknow. Plus ten yea, yeah,
yeah, that's fine. He takesseven damage though, that's good, thank
you for being You get the plusthree for the crate and then plus ten

(02:51:41):
for sure shooters. Oh yeah,wait press the love gun again because it
is a crit. Yeah yeah,and then an extra ten right, so
that isn't okay? Amout of damagedamage? I mean you you you like
hit him like squat, like whereveryou're targeting, you hit with that critical.
It's like boom bangum. He doesnot feel loved, he no,

(02:52:05):
he does. He's not in love. Um, kame of the Parrots loves
no man for me gamers. Okay, that was a clever idea. That
was a brilliant move, dude.Yeah it was really good. But I
mean to be fair, he doesn'thave but he goes, are you gonna
move it to all? Are yougonna get closer to gold? I'm staying.
Put you one hyeah on Death's door, like hunched over him, fucking

(02:52:28):
with rocks. I need to makethis rock smell like Ragnar's fighting. Okay,
all right, we're going to doa really important legendary action here for
Goldie Roger. It's it's it's theone of the other things that he can
do. Um, this is gonnafor Trevor, William, Luna and Tempest.

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Yeah. You obviously unconscious, soit doesn't matter for you. He's
gonna use conquerors Hockey to make youfrightened. So we need a wisdom,
say from Luna, Temperts and Trevor. Which I realize it's just me three
times, you just me three times. But he's trying to make Trevor and
the bunch frightened, which is noLunai. I don't need to do it.

(02:53:09):
You're you're dead. You don't evenif. But down town you got
knocked back down. He gets knockeddown so much, I don't that's right.
Yeah, just tempest and lunar.Then yeah, there's tempest and lunar.
Yeah, there's the ones immediately aroundhim are going to get conquers hacks.

(02:53:30):
I'm ruling it the same way aslike, you know, like a
really strong dragon does the Yeah,like the breath weapon recharge you. Not
even the tensor lunars t no,no, they're gonna yeah, on their
turns run and then wisdom from tempestnigh. They're scarred, so they are

(02:53:54):
running when it's on their turn.Speaking of NPCs, though, it is
post time to make an advantage.Wisdom safe, Come on, per please
fifteen she has to get over fifteen. She has advantage. There's I don't
know what the statistics here are.I know that they're good. Dumb percentage.

(02:54:16):
She got four yes, looks downdragon night. She hears derrist calming
words, and she thinks of herbrother, and she thinks of Cyril.
She opens her eyes. I'm adragon, she says, you are.

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Indeed, let's go, and she'sgonna fly up to gold de Roger.
Her health totals changed as well,so we'll keep that in mind. It's
now a dragon and she's gonna useher breath at an angle that it doesn't
hit everyone else. God, souh GODDI Roger's gonna do it, saving

(02:55:00):
for for this because he can't observationhockey because he did a tempest. It
is eighteen D six this five breathtwenty one decks. He has to beat
um, which he could, butyeah, he probably can. Oh,
he definitely can. But but Willie, if he doesn't, he takes sixty
four damage twenty one right? Whoso uh gold um d d Roger Roger.

(02:55:31):
Actually, we wouldn't be calling himGoldie Roger. We'll just be can't.
I'll be calling him all you Rogerbecause like him from the old Yes,
sixty four flaming burning on gold dRoger, light up that mustache light
hanging him on fire. Sorry,guys, he's gonna have to take a

(02:55:52):
legendary action here. He has threeHe's gonna turn around use Heavenly Blade on
Dragon Poe. Dragon Po has alot of HP though, so I don't
think it's gonna knock her unconscious oranything like this Celestie celestial strike. Yeah,
she's a dragon. She's a dragon, right dragons? Yeah, yeah,
it doesn't doesn't hit, Yeah,I haven't anywhere. Look it misses.

(02:56:18):
What is going on? That strongestguy, he is stronger than blue
Blood of tons of his damage outputand everything right, and holy shit,
he misses. He swings round andit just bounces off of I mean durst.
I mean, if you want toflavor it anywhere, you protect it

(02:56:39):
with your shield. You bounces off. Holy shit. Now wait, does
do I absorbit or is it justit's just a flavor of thing? Ok?
Yeah, and we we still havecyril. He's gonna keep right now,
do you want to do a strengthsafe? So it was gonna keep
trying? No, no, no, no, no no no, actually
no, out what I do instead? I mean I had a character moment.

(02:57:05):
But well, so you've been doinggreat. Um, honestly, just
fucking blast this asshole. Will havea regular shot from this range, an
aqua pump from range from distance becausehe is getting advantage because he's stepped,
but otherwise at aqua pump lasting throughthe app hits serie, everything counts,

(02:57:31):
everything counts. We'll do a doxyknife come on and heally is gonna run
up and he is he gonna healWilliam or Trevor. It was William.
William clues. Yeah, I trustedhim for William. Okay, here comes
your helbot. He's only got oneway after this, after this sixteen sixteen,

(02:57:54):
that's the highest it's ever been.Who we are getting the devil's luck
here? Okay, he's got alittle bit of movement. Can you move
back a little bit? Just alittle bit, yourn, I get up?
Pearls a dragon? Oh but shecould control? Oh okay, that
went full circle. Okay, shesays, you can only I thought you

(02:58:18):
could talk. Wait, you justtalked before she was she was talking,
she was I was in a head. That was like, I get up,
cradling my sword as a cane.I'm like, all right, you
son of a bitch. You thinkyou could take us down? That was
a whimpy strike. Can I dothe thing yet? Russ? You can
do the thing now? Yes?Okay, can you get up? You

(02:58:39):
come back from consciousness. I spitblood out of my mouth and I had
a conversation with Boss after he washealed. We had a quick conversation.
He talked to me about the secrettechnique. After you've mastered all six of
the powers, you have a specialmove, and I'm gonna use it now
for the first time. All Right. I have no idea if this is
gonna have for work, But hereI go. What's it called ultimate technique?

(02:59:03):
Kill game? It's Rokuo Gone,but it's kill game. Okay.
It's such that the most badass cardgame. You can look it up to
what it means? All right,God damn it is it cool? All
right? What this is? WhyI'm going to rule it? Because it's
your like your ultimate ability. Youcan only use it once, roll your
regular h attack for like Tempa orwhatever. But okay, and it will

(02:59:28):
automatically curate if it hits. Okay, yes, autocurate. Okay, So
all right, and I just rightin front of Roger and just boom and
the damage burst through through Rogers rightlike you yeah you, oh yeah,

(02:59:50):
it knocks me back, you knowmaybe yeah, maybe like it. It's
gonna take. So even if youwant to roll like damage for me,
because that that thing kicks. Yeah, there's a kick. I knock it
to healely from its catches you.He will catch you and go. I
have got you, Fred, donot worry. Oh my hands, My
hands are like shaping, like yeah, okay, well that's your turn,

(03:00:16):
Ragnar Wisdom save of course if youcan troll yourself. If not, you're
going and me smelling the sent ofto bring back memories to give you.
You haven't snap back to the fiftypercent chance. But at least I don't
know what the what do you want? I don't know what that. It's
definitely damn it fucking close, dude, regardless you are, I'm still following

(03:00:39):
it. Yeah, you can't quiteget to Goldie Roger this turn of pots
game, so sorry. Yeah,but you get twenty five thirty either.
Well you are mini, Well you'redoing mini, so he you would be
able to get him in two turns. I'm gonna say so move halfway halfway
next time. Uns get um.I'm so sorry, Braise, because dude,

(03:01:03):
I did like four hundred something damagefor blue Blood. Yeah yeah,
you you absolutely obliterated him. Okay, Clementine subconscious DROs Right. Then I'm
aboard my giant Dragon, which alsois bigger than Goldie Rogers, so no,
I have advantage because I'm a mountedcombatants. The dragon Knights the Dragon

(03:01:26):
knight pelt dragon. I am nowthe dragon. Um, so I need
to hit him, all right,that's the first thing that I need to
do. Avantage him two? Allright? Hold on, Wow, that
was the worst. That terrible.It's okay. That was the worst crid

(03:01:48):
I think I've ever rolled. Wow. But I'm going to use my bonus
action because someone's down right, Yeah, isn't it. I will rise,
champion, you shall not fall whilethe light is here? Yeah, and
I'm gonna get eleven hit points.All right, I'll just roll to more

(03:02:11):
times and you hit twice. Alright, there we go. Not a lot
of gam with the looks cool,it looks really cool. But he's gonna
use his last legendary action here toattack back at Doros twenty nine. Wait
what he does chanced him? Okay, he's gonna use his last legendary action

(03:02:33):
to attack Doris if that's possible.Yeah, he can even if you're on
Poe. Yeah yeah, I guess. Um. I mean he's been with
him. Yeah, if you,if you attack him again, if you,
if you're a major, attack him, I'm dead. Oh I'm dead.
Oh I'm outters unconscious of the backdragon. He's on the bat he

(03:02:56):
has one heel remaining. Um Derrisis the only one with a repeatable heel,
so it is heally please, Iguess, I guess that's where Heale's
going on when it's when it's histurn. Derris, you're on the back
of Poe unconscious as I'm just onthere. Okay, she probably knows him

(03:03:18):
out, so she probably wouldn't throwme. Yeah, she wouldn't throw you
off. Trevor's back up right witheleven. It doesn't matter much because imagine
he's gonna go down immediately in abit. But well, he can do
what he can do. What hedoes. He gets up with his Zoro's
sword and he swings three times intogold d Roger. But can't he deal
more than eighty one? He's alreadydone more than eighty. Uh I did

(03:03:43):
more that one time that one.I will keep fighting no matter what.
Oh gosh, I'm getting tired though. Jeez. Um Tempest is running disengaging,
so she runs thirty feet away,and same with Luna, she runs

(03:04:07):
their feet away. They will bothdo their saving thrones at the end,
which scourge. Scourge is coming inwith some more webbin you get him,
Spider Man spider. He's not eventhat higher. T I think, I
think he literally, I think,yeah, he's got a plus nine.
It doesn't all right to hit,but it's lower than most. A few

(03:04:28):
guys, like like Verona has likea plus thirteen or something. Right,
Um chattered her mind gets not toforget about Aster all Off and Jimmy.
Yeah, they're all on this turn. They don't worry. They don't oh
laugh for Jimmy. This is theirfirst turn. Do not worry. Guys,
they're coming in. They literally can'tdo anything this turn. They have

(03:04:48):
to move, oh laugh, can'tso Olaf is gonna run thirty He's gonna
dash. That's his entire action.Um oh laugh, dashes sixty feet.
That puts him close to Goldie Roger. He's next to William, Next to
William, Jimmy is gonna run nextAsta and then fire a shore. I
don't even know why I'm bothering ripChrick, but he's gonna his gun.

(03:05:15):
He did. He did kret.It shoots Luna in the back. No,
it would hit Trevor, but itdoes, just hit Trevor. I'm
gonna gets you next, he saysto He goes he here's a mistake over
here. Welcome to the crew.Brother. Well, and then as is

(03:05:35):
gonna attack with the bear, thesmoke bear comes up. And if you
remember, the bear is just abear, um black. I mean it's
a polar bear. Actually, it'sthe only thing I have cheet for.
Oh that's of them hit and Trevorgets there. I can't please not trev

(03:05:58):
Please not Trevor. BET's so funny, though, I will roll. I
will roll because it could hit Olaugh. You know what. To make
it fair, I'll do a Dthree one okay because there's something bad happens
with the bear. Two for Trevor, three for O laugh. Okay,
it's gonna be a fucking two okaybecause it would have just not that would

(03:06:20):
have just not Trevor unconsciousness so low. Um yeah, the bear just well,
I mean he's a he's just smoke. Um. I what even bad
happens? Who are bear? That'sjust smoke he he he starts floating away.
He's like, oh um, andyeah, that's everyone on. We

(03:06:45):
do the Wisdom saves for for Tempistonand Bullet. I hope they succeed,
but they might go no bullets dead, sorry Tempest. Then yeah, yeah,
bullet died. She's over there,and she's over there and her head's
over there. Uh Luna still failed. Yeah, damn, so that's still

(03:07:05):
terrified. Sorry Luna, director doesn'tdo It's Goldie Roger time, all right,
Oh boy, we're gonna two forhim, because they are both did
big damage to him. So it'seither Dragon Pearl or Trevor, and it's
Trevor, So bring it back,buddies. He can't die from one of
these times. I don't think hecan die unless he gets like, oh

(03:07:28):
my god, why is why?Why is he keeping holy? Because we
have that devil's luck. Honestly,this is such a situation. It's similar
to the cerifight where you guys arejust so lucky. You guys are so
lucky. Chap is obviously gonna repostbecause he can do that, and he's

(03:07:50):
gonna get a free attack on GoldieRogers. But you know, no damage
is better than him dealing. Damwhat na, You're people are gonna say,
well, Goldie Roger wasn't as strongas I thought he would be.
This is this is just this issometimes the luck is so mental. All

(03:08:11):
right. You have a love gunthat does no damage and doesn't really work.
I'm using my last animation to animatethe void shotgun, which I'm sending
that direction. It's running, it'srunning. You can get close. I
don't think it can make I canshoot him this turn. Yeah, you
can shoot him this tuney, Yes, but you put him next to re

(03:08:33):
so sentence a double barrel? DoI only get to shoot it once or
twice? Um? When it's animatedboomstick, it is a boom stick,
and they do kind of just firelike boom boom yeah, or like with
ash it can fire like five timeswithout I'm reloading it that I will say,

(03:08:54):
I'll let you fire it twice.Okay, so that's happening twice it's
not. And yeah they both hit. It's not so the shot guns,
uh yeah, they do damage.And then I'm just love gunning, love
gunning. Um all right, okay, and these ones I am going to

(03:09:20):
use with sharpshooter just for maximum damage. That's terrible. That's terrible. That's
another. It's always two terrible onesfollowed by a critical I am on death
door. Okay, so sixteen plusten and twenty six make him do the
saving thriw well, just in casehe critically fails. Justin Casey critically fails

(03:09:46):
and falls in love with well,well, you know, was it.
Yeah, it's gotta be wildom.I don't know if that matters, but
it did he fall in love withI mean, I guess technically giving him
disadvantage of this robot making me rollit twice. Okay, he is impervious

(03:10:07):
to love. He doesn't feel nothing. Oh wow, I'm just I'm just
on the ground bleeding now, that'sall I got. I'm just damaged.
I'm all you're putting in work here, man, it's just yeah trying.
Okay, he's really going to tryand go legendary action. Well, no,

(03:10:30):
he's not gonna do it yet.He's gonna all NPCs and then we'll
do it, and we'll probably heprobably do after like Willen or something.
All NPCs. Uh so, PoeDragon time, you probably do after Pole
Dragon to be fair, if poSo we roll a D six to see
if the breath weapon recharges come on, We got no two, so no
breath weapons. So Poe has togo in to um clause at et cetera,

(03:10:52):
which is still pretty decent, Ithink, Uh yeah, just an
adult red dragon, right, Yeah. Three attacks one bite, two clause
okay, um, okay, onebite and then two oh good good yeah

(03:11:13):
with a closet, Yeah, okay, damage, all right, all right,
the fire breath is really the killerwould poll Cyril is gonna acropop from
range. I'm just gonna roll allof the Cyril, Doxy, et cetera,
just to just do them in arow. It just auto attack.
Just they're just they're just odd autoattack. Yeah, like like Final Fantasy

(03:11:37):
Rover. Yeah, they're just onauto attack. We've got acro pump,
We've got h we've got doxy doingum sneak attack, dagger, and then
finally we're gonna have Heally coming upto heal Doris. There was both attractions
that all that all kind of does. Okay, that's a decent lot of
damage. Seventeen sorry, seven seventeendamage from Cyril and eight plus twelve,

(03:11:58):
which is twenty, so it's thirtyseven damage from from from the combination of
the two. Healely comes up toDuras. This is Healy's lost heel Oh,
okay, he has given you hislast It's gonna be fourteen, isn't
it? Thirteen? That's lucky.That's perfect for the Devil's Luck pirates.

(03:12:20):
I mean that seen might actually belike the curse number isn't it? Isn't
it twelve? Yeah? I thinkit's twelve, but we guess. I'm
gonna come up and I'm like,is Trevor dead again? Yeah? Okay,

(03:12:43):
because because podent do a breath weapon, I'm gonna do Godie Roger's attack
later. So William, you're okay. Uh, my hands are shaken pretty
bad, pretty sure. I brokea couple of fingers. I don't think
I could do that again. Yeah, so I got one more devil for
all right? God? Is thisthe one? Is this the one?

(03:13:05):
Is this the one? Yeah?Trevor is up. I forgot he's all.
My dinner got delivered, but I'llpick that up after up. He
is up. He is up.Okay, he's got. He is out
because he didn't get hit by GoldieRoger. Jimmy almost Archaotoman. Here we
go. Jimmy almost took four hnine nine. It's mine that's near the

(03:13:26):
other end. Yeah. Yeah,and he doesn't have cheat. I used
it for the Peaka Peakanom. Yeah, all right, you have the PASSA
passam allows the user to kind ofcontrol and trust woman to paper. He's
by signs yes, Simon, videogame guy, he turns into paper.

(03:13:48):
Okay, yeah, you know what? All right? No, yeah,
we could do that. Sure,hold on a moment to give him some
paper cuts. He's just a guygoing on from Naruto paper Sure. I
don't know, ye, I createsix billion paper bombs, Simon, do

(03:14:09):
you can do sion? Does?H? We got h? Okay,
we got a couple of And it'sa video game character too, which kind
of translates better to D and D. I guess yeah. We Uh,
let's see. I can strike asingle target with an explosion, inflicting fire
damage. That's basically a paper bomb. Okay, multiple explosions at different locations.
Uh, strikes multiple targets. Howabout this, I'm just gonna do

(03:14:31):
the exploding tag thing you can.You can do a rogue attack and at
the end of it, crazy anexplosion which does what I ruled the explosion
damage, which is sixty six okayif it hits, so devil fruit attack.
Yeah yeah, devil fruit attack thathits just okay? Cool paper bombs

(03:14:52):
and do the damage and then rollan extra can I can I move?
Like? Could this be a rangedattack. I'm like throwing adam. I
don't want to get go ahead,go ahead, roll the damage. Here
we go, and then sixty sixfor the explosion afterwards. Wait a second,
actually, before you make this attack, it is an explosion. It

(03:15:13):
does have a rate. You can'thave an explosion without it. I get
being an explosion, right, itwould cause him an instant fail for one
depth save right, No, he'sup, he's up. Oh he's up.
Yeah, she's knock your brother.You would knock him on conscious pearl.
It would hit pole two. Butshe has a lot more life to
work with him. Hold on asecond. Here, Oh here's something.

(03:15:37):
Yeah, okay, here's a bookof formation, a defensive technique that allows
Simon to know that's that's I canuse that like to dodge incoming attacks.
Shit, all right, I meanI already rolled the attack. It's already
I didn't explain to you that aspect. But it isn't exciting. Okay,
Well in that case, can Ihave it attack like like I aim for
here? Oh no, no,because if you yeah, but then he

(03:15:58):
would only take the explosion damage,being as opposed to a paper with an
explosion. Well, let's just dothat there because I don't want to knock
anybody out. I'll do some damageto him, all right, then roll
sixty six and he'll do a dexteritysavings through Okay, yeah, yeah,
but he doesn't want to. Heusually always is. It's just you know,
he doesn't want to or knock Trevorunconscious. Um, so you make

(03:16:20):
the explosion behind him, yeah,right, thirteen damage? Um yeah,
thirteen, we're going with thirteen.Anyway, he sees the explosion with observation
hockey and doesn't take any damage.Oh, because to take that away from
him. So I did my one, so all right, I mean it
really was like it really was.It really was like do you want to

(03:16:48):
take Trevor down or do you justwant to not hit Goldi Roger? And
yeah, I made my choice,all right. Okay, the explosion behind
Goldi Roger, he just sees itcoming. Looks really cool though, Yeah,
a very looks awesome. The explosurebehind Goldie Roger's awesome. Is he
gonna go What if? What ifTechie just goes and just screams? He's

(03:17:13):
muted, but that would be veryfunny. Um. Yeah, Ragnar is
your turn, and we'll do itwith him safe. First hype, I
need some hype and chat for this. We got this right now, you've
got this. Chah ha ha sixdays hit sip, you got it,
finally got it. Oh my god, oh my go angy small boy,

(03:17:41):
you're just follow I'm like, I'msmall, I'm following the rock. I
get a whiff of of my wife. I'm like, I have a moment
of clarity and I slap myself inthe face and you see me turn back
into a bear. Yes, yeah, true, true, you would turn
back into a bear. But Iam not in big bear former. No,

(03:18:01):
you just regular bear form. Youdo regular damage instead of us regular
damage. Right, reckless the attack, right, still blue blooded, You're
just you just yeah, you havea control of yourself. Uh, go
ahead, Thank god. I cameback for the King of the Pirates.
Oh my god, Tech, youjust missed Ragnall getting the role. He

(03:18:24):
got the role. He Oh mygod, you're ahead right now. Thank
god. I snapped back to realityfor the for the final fight against the
King of the Pirates. I've throwna lot away to help for the boys,
but at least I have this goahead. He's like riding the smoke
there and then I just I say, Kuma Kuma spinner, and I spend

(03:18:48):
three times two of those hits doingdamage. Boys with doing damage plus ten
thirteen is his thirty five damage isyou're spinning into the killer Pirates. However,
this is when he will use hisleisuny action. He turns round to
you gold d Roger with his bladein hand. I think he might he

(03:19:13):
might do his earthquake King because William'snext to him. I know you did
it at a distance when he's notnext to him, but both Trevor opposing
the sky, so it wouldn't evenhit in the sky. It would hit
both Ragnar and Trevor. And hehas one of these uses, so he's
gonna do it again. God's reckoning. I need a deck save from Ragnar
and Trevor. At Trevor, evenif he succeeds a deck safe. People

(03:19:35):
are saying double damlet and reckless attack. It just I'm small, reckless getting
back to normal reckless attack. Yeahthat's what we ruled before. I don't
know. Yeah, that's what we'redoing. Don't worry, don't worry.
Kings. He would have he wouldhave disadvantage because he's small, but he's
normal because of reckless anyway, Ragnall, do that deck safe or you're gonna

(03:19:56):
take fifty six damage? Do Ihave an advantage on the deck save and
you're raging? Right? Yeah?I think so. And also because your
school it might help. I don'tknow, it's sure you have it.
You Dragon is going crazy? Youtake half that damage. You only take
thirty thirty three damage twenty three sorry, twenty five plus three twenty eight damage.

(03:20:20):
Uh uh, Trevor's on conscious again? He fools unconscious? Is that
as the ground below have shakes anycollapsed? I mean he is literally coming
back with like two health, fourhealth, ten health and any attacks knocks
him out. So he's out again. Uh guys, I'll be right back.
I'm sorry. I ordered my foodand it says delivered in it I

(03:20:43):
can't find it. Is your turn, right, I'm back on Dragon Knight
neuroses here, it's like got mepretty good there, I'll admit, but
this time I will not faulter um. And yeah, I'm just gonna get
back on the only thing I cando right now. I have nothing,

(03:21:03):
loved, I legit, I havenothing. Are you back on harp?
Okay? Hit him? You knowwho's getting that eight hp. That's right,
you're getting right, he's back up. Oh fuck me. Okay,
all right, he's back up.You keep you keep swinging, king,

(03:21:26):
let's keep going there. Twenty sevenand a twenty two. Oh baby,
let's go a twelve damage shoot totaldamage on that, uh to god,
thirty total? Yeah, and theeight two. I mean you're getting you're
cutting his you are cutting his lifedown, um thirty five earlier. We've
got this pearl together with all ofour cruel we have this slicing into him.

(03:21:52):
Okay, trapper is gonna do hisslicing now. Umhm off, I'm
gonna keep getting back up. Um. It's so funny. All right,
Trevor three attacks, he misses allof them, Goldie Rogers, He's just
going to use this legendary action nowto not give him back down again.

(03:22:18):
That you posted this advant right,you're protecting him. Oh yes, Trevor's
backup conscious again, Goldie Rogers.Trevor really is the ages you ever give

(03:22:39):
up? Who will never give up, and you know who won't give up
as well. It's old laugh time, old laugh comes in. Um,
oh laugh's gonna attack. He's gonnaattack he gets two attacks, right,
he's got two access He comes inwith two axes. You get food?

(03:23:03):
Did you get your food? Cat? I know, and I'm outside walking
around dressed like a fucking pirate.They stole your fucking food piece, D
and D they stole your food.Nineteen damage to Goldie Roger. Um,
how dare nineteen Goldie Roger? Wewill have the bear making attack, will
have a hemlock. Continue to sneakaround. She can't quite reach Um the

(03:23:28):
director yet. She's getting closer.Bear. You guys happy about a polar
bear making attack? Oh? Yeah, that sounds good. Who yeahads?
Yeah, Bear is cracked. Bearis mvp y smoke Bear? Who got

(03:23:50):
double bear action? Actually triple beartriple yeah because there's old laugh too.
It really is triple bear. Andthey all stand right next to each other.
Can you imagine Ragnall Bear, O, laugh Bear and smoke Bear.
This is all the bears in oneplace against the King of the Pirates.
Um, we'll see if lunar tempswho will win three bears or the King

(03:24:11):
of the Pirates. Let's see ifTempest can get this these So we've got
a wisdom saved from Tempest. Shefails and we get a wisdom to save
from Luna. Please Luna. Yes, yes, she succeeds Luna is she
can't make a move, but sheis no longer frightened. End of their

(03:24:33):
turn. Goldie Roger is going toattack Olaf. Um. He's an assist
reaction here to to just attack Olafand I think he might start fucking o
laugh up because Olaf he finds detestable. He hits I would has a lot
of HP though, um because heis a barbarian right like similar to Ragna,

(03:24:56):
he has a lot at HP.He doesn't get that half though.
U. This session is so long, thick. I'm so sorry, I'm
so sorry, but we are nearingthe conclusion. Now it's Goldie Rodger's actual
turn because the director didn't have aturn, So Goldie Rodger's actual turn.
There. He has four targets.Will make this fair? Herolity for for
it? What is Ragna two?Is old? Laugh? Oh? No

(03:25:18):
travers Okay, he's got three targetsand he's going after Ragna. Rag Now
you're ready, small come at youhave you reply the attack? So he
does have advantage. Yeah, hewas gonna hit me anyway, dude,
yeah, but it might Chris mightcript badly and that was cript and it

(03:25:45):
has hockey. Of course he doesone hundred fifty. That doesn't take that
Ragna. Hifty five damage on Ragnadoesn't look him unconscious. I have thirty
three. He's a level eighteen.They're beasts. They're crazy. Uh their
young co level, the Toast blog, pirates, comntal, all of them

(03:26:07):
together. One hundred and fifty fivedoesn't take down Ragna, Verona Pool.
I haven't shot okay, well boyshot gun, Yes, still there,
it's going yes, bang bang,yeah. Those hits. I don't know

(03:26:28):
if there's a twenty hits. Yeah, those hits oh some fat name nice
all right? And then one fiftyeight love guns going bang bang bang yeah.
Yeah, they're wish up shooter.Yeah, I'm just gonna do that.

(03:26:48):
So I think only the one hitsyeah, okay, yeah, yeah,
yeah in the world. Where's themsafe where I'm saying, just for
the its posterity. Oh that's exactlywhat he needed. Yeah, but it
is what he needed, right,I think? So, yeah, I

(03:27:09):
have double check he succeeds. Ithink I don't think you're DC is higher
than nineteen. I think that's impossible. I think eighteen right, Oh,
I think so he's either eighteen ornineteen. Oh my god. So okay,
we're close. We're close. Youare quite close. One D six
to see if Pearl charges her breathweapon no to five and a six,

(03:27:33):
but she will go in with aclause. Um. Oh yeah, there's
they are saying. The twenty fourdoes hit. Okay, twenty four hits.
So can Pearl fly she is flying? Oh but no, have her
fly like really hurther? Well,well, she can't if she's too far
away. She can't hit him withher attack. Ye oh yeah, because
he has to have her breath weapon. But if she gets that back,

(03:27:54):
I mean, but even with herclause, that's what she's doing. And
I also need to hit, yeah, and also be range. Yeah,
two of those hits and we're goingto get a fifty plus nineteen thirty four.
So Post swings down with her claws, cutting into Goldie Roger letter reaction

(03:28:16):
hit from GOLDI Roger to slice backat pole. Oh what does this hit?
Twenty nine? You can use you'veused protection, I can I can
impose disadvantage with Okay, okay,kay wait wait did I already use them
on you might use so no,he does hit. Pole does have a
lot of HP though, so thefifty two goes a low roll. So

(03:28:39):
fifty two even make a dent inher dragony health, um, dragony health.
Okay, and then we'll roll cereal, doxy et cetera, pay auto
damage. Actually, I mean ifany of these guys like crip no,
that doesn't hit. I want toget the final hit, I believe.

(03:29:00):
Yeah, well, Jimmy's with thetempest. I forgot to make Jimmy shoot,
but he does make it, makehim shoot for the wind. I
don't know how. I probably wouldn'tbe it now, all right, it
depends. I mean I feel likeWilliam getting the final blow. Yeah,
I mean I've had shit luck upuntil now. Well you're up next,

(03:29:20):
bucko. Alright, I'm just I'mjust he is love with the sword one
he I mean, he is oneattack away. I think he will do
another. I think, knowing thathe's weak, he's gonna get in another
legendary attack here. Legendary. No, No, he lest you just had
that, because that's after all theEPC. So no, William is yours,

(03:29:41):
It is yours who do Okay?Actually, my my hands are so
fucked up from that attack. I'mnot even gonna use my sword. I'm
just gonna use my foot. I'mjust gonna use tempest kick. I'm just
gonna find it. Could be it, this could be it. Taken down
King of the Pirates. Everyone Roger. One's attacking. Everyone's attacking. I
mean, it's like Whitebeard right where, literally all a marine footo attacking white
Bird. That's how he was,you know, he was able to go

(03:30:03):
down. This is like all ofyou guys. I mean there's like fifteen
of you all at Roger. I'mjumping up in the air. I'm doing
like like a hundred flips in theair, and I'm just bringing down tempest
Kick twenty hits. Let's go dothe damage. Thirty seven. You are
going to kill gold Roger, Howdo you want to kill the King of

(03:30:26):
the Pirates? Just dick capitate,No, not decapitate, like straight down,
just like and then just you splithim in half, split him in
half cleanly. Yep. As yourtempest kick comes down to the ground,
it's just a water jet just justpasses right through him and he explodes it

(03:30:48):
to two pieces and then settles onthe ground that land. I can't even
use my arms, and you seeold Man Cranston go oh fuck, oh
shit, I can't do it.Oh god, I can do you like
one of those a day? Ohfuck, oh god, oh oh,
you can only summon the King ofthe Pirates once a day. Oh sorry,

(03:31:11):
that's such a shitty ability. Doimagine Hemlock would probably be behind it
at this point? Yeah, Imean Hemlock's coming up right, Yeah,
um still stealth. Hemlock comes upwith a knife behind old man cross its
throat throat. She looks over atyou, William, and for our blind

(03:31:33):
listeners taking just nodded his head.Yeah, very very sterious. Hemlock misses
this. Oh my god, it'sa stealth. It's a it's at ten.
So she does miss it. Shedoes miss it way. She goes
to he sees her, and helike dodges out of it all the years

(03:31:56):
of assassining, and she trips onup. He like like he like grabs
her hand and turns of the direction, goes, I thought you killed this
one. I thought I did too. I just left her to She turns
round. I can I can Ican summon one more? I have one

(03:32:16):
more left in me. Oh mygod, pearl, right in front of
all of my conquerer's hockey that Ihave in me, yes, and try
and knock them the fuck all right, all right, this is what happens,
right in that imposing moment, thatfucking dragon in front of them with

(03:32:39):
like me, that happen. I'mgonna make them do a consaf This is
where you activate your full conquers hockeywhere they I think they will just lose
this con saft. They are actuallyjust old people. And oh, I
don't even think I have a sheetfor Crowdston because he just an old man

(03:33:00):
actually, so it's a detwite famHe just an old man. He succeeds
all his ship, he succeed I'lltake care of it anyway. Right before
you do it, he steps herfingers and Lieutenant Hubris appears, goes a
ready to fight, and the Congresshockey hits him as well. He and

(03:33:22):
he just knocks out and then actuallydies. You know what. That would
kill him. So Cranston is affectedby it, doesn't I mean, it's
a good role, so he doesn't. He doesn't obviously fall unconscious, but
he's he sort of kneels down slightly, and he desperately keeps trying to send

(03:33:45):
you to a different timeline to getrid of you. And Dorris. You
can see benevolence the sword shining likein front of you and right, and
Benevolence is like, I've got yourfriend, don't worry, and that just
collapses to the ground and goes.It's so far, it's so far the

(03:34:09):
old people lose. William. Doyou just kill him? I'm temper kicking
in his head off. Just Ijust walk right up to him and just
like, yeah, they always dowhatever you keep rolling against, you hit
him at this point, so yeah, you just tempers kick his head off
and there you go. Yeah,and he, the dead body of the

(03:34:33):
father of Time, collapses to theground and all that's left you still have
the barista who's unconscious on the flooris unconscious, and behind you is the
container into which you know contains theI mean not only the first ever devil
foods, but what is inferred tobe the one piece. All right,

(03:34:56):
if if you guys want to doanything else before appreciate dismount off of pearl
and said you did an amazing pearl. I've never been more proud of you.
All right, and right now,you can control yourself. So even
though you have the blue Bloo pumpingaround your body, you are fine.
But you are tidy. Is anybodynot dead? Everybody's good? Right?

(03:35:16):
I mean besides bullet, she diedimmediately and shares a lot of very close
calls. Um, all right,So did we lose anybody else? Surprisingly?
No, just a little Timmy shouldnot be forgotten. Yeah, your
gun there was. I'll build astatue a bullet and little Timmy, Little

(03:35:39):
Timmy. We lost little Timmy threetimes. Yes, yes, he keeps
dying. Ti. Um, thetempest almost died if if if you didn't
hit that. Uh wow, Okay, so I guess Pearl is gonna d
dragon. All right, Pearl,SyRI, drag your crew. You're all

(03:36:01):
together now, Okay, what doyou want to do? You see what
the fuck this is? Yeah?Might as well? All right, I
guess the one piece is real.I hope it's you know what. I
hope it's a med. I hopeit's just a med kid. I hope
it's I hope it's a bottle ofaspirin. Azing boys, I love you,

(03:36:26):
guys. It's been one hell ofa journey. You guys, somebody
opened the chest. I can't movemy arm. Who is it that's gonna
open the chest? You all ofthe devil's like pirates are around a container.
You've got Poe, You've got zeroa pod Land's. Gravy comes out
with a feast. I just wanteda way to do was over, but
I would hate Jimmy. Jimmy,do you want to honors? I'll open
it. I don't know what thefun this is, but I'll open the

(03:36:52):
only person to find out what itis. It goes joy Boy Gold Dear
Roger Shit may Ship. We canhave Lista come down as well. Listen
and Gravy come down because they've beenwatching from the spaceship. I think everybody
should be. Everybody's happy with Jimmylearning about the one piece first, right,
everyone see what's inside? Wants youopen it? Right? I mean

(03:37:13):
yeah, But he's the one thatactually has the honors, you know.
So Jimmy comes up. Everyone's crowdingaround pol Cyril Verona, Duris Ragna,
William, Gravy, Lissa. I'msure Louis Laclocks looking down. Friend.
You guys is all your friends andallies. Trevor the eight flames, Luna
and Asta Um Doxy. She's therestanding with the crew. Jimmy puts one

(03:37:35):
hand on the other colored lock onthe box, opens it up, and
as you guys look inside the Ohmy god, it's gonna be really weird

(03:38:03):
if the one piece actually isn't insideof a box. As a kid,
I never thought, sir for agreat treasure. And then it goes like
William, you know in our Names, Duro is played by Noble. Now,

(03:38:26):
now we skip ahead and we willdo the epilogues of what happened the
Devil's Crew after their adventure. Wewill go I think we'll do Verona first.
Um, yeah, all right.So so for mine, I kind
of want to see it around justso ever so slightly. I want to

(03:38:46):
ask one question to just these threeyes, and then I need to talk
to someone else. So I'm gonnastart with William. We're just on the
ship William and I sunset and Iwalk over and I say, William,
I need to ask you something veryimportant. Yes, Verona, what does

(03:39:07):
it mean? Wait? What Ididn't hear that? What What does it
mean to love someone? You know? What if you asked me that at
the beginning of this journey. Iwouldn't even know how to answer. But
you know what, like I think, at the end of the day,

(03:39:30):
it's to be with that person.I guess, make sure you could be
happy together. That's that's all Igot, man, I'm not an expert.
I see, thank you, Captainskip ahead two days. Yes,
I walk over to Darrow's. Yes, Darrows, I need to ask you

(03:39:50):
something. What is it? Imean, you and you and Luna seem
to have something special. What doesit mean? What does it mean?
What does it mean? We're together? You know you know that Verda,
we love each other. But whatdoes it mean to love someone? Duros

(03:40:11):
Ah, what a question, myfriend. I think you already know that
answered inside of your heart before.I think you know you love every single
person on the screw and I loveyou. It's the people that you want
around you at old times and thenyou would protect no matter the course.
That's just what it means to love, my friend. I see, thank

(03:40:33):
you, Duros. I imagine wehave kind of like an awkward huge that's
my burn rim still a little sortsorry. Then one more day passes and
I walk up to Ragnar. Ragnarand I talked to you for a second.

(03:40:56):
Of course, brother, I'm acoughin up along. I'm like lying
down in a bed like yeah,yeah. See. The thing is,
out of everybody on the crew,you're the only one that's you know,
really married, You have a familyeverything. What exactly does it mean to
love someone? Oh that's a complicatedquestion, my friend. But I think

(03:41:20):
loving someone is when you care aboutthem so deeply that you'd be willing to
throw everything away to protect them,even your dreams and ambitions. And I
love you guys, I loved youguys. I love you guys so much
the crew. I love my wifeand kids that I would do anything for
them. I see, thank you, Regnar. And then finally, without

(03:41:43):
wasting another day, I walk upto Lissa after kind of avoid kind of
avoiding her for like the past week. She looks up because Verona, Hello,
but stop before you say anything.There's something I need to tell you.
I feel like I owe you,yeah an answer from before, so

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she looks basically nervous. Listen.The thing is, I don't really know
what it means to love someone.I use these special bullets and this love
gun, yet I've never really knownwhat it means. I completely forgot what
it was like to care about anyoneafter my father's death. But this crew

(03:42:35):
my new family, and you havetaught me what it means to care about
someone again. And I don't know. Maybe it has to do with how
carrying and hard working intelligent you are, but maybe I do care about you
a little more than even I expected. So while I don't quite know if

(03:43:01):
that is love or what it reallymeans to love, if you'll allow me,
I think maybe you could help me, and together we could find out
what it does mean to love someone. It could be a long road of
learning, if I'm even capable ofthat, but I know if anyone can
show me how, it would beyou. And she has these sort of

(03:43:24):
tears in her eyes. She goes, yes, of course, of course,
of course, and she just grabsyou and then she like kisses your
maskses your mask, and then putsher forehead against yours and goes, I'll
be here with you forever Verona,wherever you go. I love you so

(03:43:46):
much. And you can't really tell, but you see what like visible movement
in the mask, as if asmile would be there, and I don't
have lips. Yeah, she goes, if I could change my feet,
I wouldn't. That's exclusion to Williamsfan fiction too. This just like all

(03:44:11):
rights, all right. I wouldimagine this would probably be a month or
two, like Listen has built aspaceship or something like that space ship built,
and I would be right in front, and my crew would be right
there in front of me, umand I would be looking at, of
course everyone just standing there, andI had Luna by my side. As

(03:44:35):
you know, we're about to launchback up into uh the Duros, right,
and I look at all the crewout here, and I look towards
Ragna. I'm like, I'm goingto miss all the drinking competitions we had,
the arm wrestling everything, my friend, it's a bit of busy too,
brother. I love you, ahone bear hug for gold, I'm

(03:45:00):
sake thirty one bear hunt for goodold time's sake, and you transform,
Let's go and then after you know, the little loving embrace. I turned
to Verona. I look, myfriend, you're some of the most clever.
You are the cleverest person I thinkI have ever known. You've gone

(03:45:22):
us so many situations, and youhave the greatest insight and knowledge. It's
a very valuable weapon to have.You have taught me a lot and taught
me about myself. For that,I'm forever grateful to you, and I
hope through your keen eyes you canhelp continue guiding William for me in my

(03:45:43):
stead. I will do my best. Drows, thank you so much for
everything. Because of you, Ithink now I can confidently say I love
you, my man, and Ihold on, son of a bitch.
I don't even wait for him toface I'll go right there. You'll always

(03:46:05):
be family to meet Euros. Itwill always be a family. And then
I I'm gonna assume him after likethis is after I've said goodbye, all
right, No, no, Ihave to turn to Pearl at this point
here. It's probably with Cyril rightnow. Yes, And I don't know
what they're doing. Well, thatwas your rule. Whatever they're doing,
I mean that at the moment Iassume that same goodbye to you. So

(03:46:28):
they're just okay, and I'm gonnaput my hand on both of their shoulders.
I had a mission, Pearl.I don't know if you knew of
this, but my job and dutywas to look over you all this time.
It was from your brother Jasper andby golly, I think I've done
my duty. I think right nowI can lead you off into these capable

(03:46:52):
hands as I put my arm aroundCyril. I've taught you everything, Cyril,
everything. You're strong. Now,you've proved yourself in battle. You've
hold yourself far better than I thinkyou even know. Leaving yourself, Cyril,
I would do my best. Doors. Thank you. Sorry, you're

(03:47:13):
a rose. I've been working onit. You've nailed at this time,
Oh you did. I give hima hearty pat on the back, and
thank you, Doris, thank youeverything. You know what. I don't
even care if you will continue tobe a princess of whatever you want to

(03:47:35):
be. At this point, you'reyour own person, Parle. I trust
you you will make the sound judgmentand you will always have a fun journey
ahead of you. And she smiles, and I guess you will have brace
it a big hug. Yes.And then I've already said my goodbye,
said I can't say goodbye goodbye,asked goodbye, goodbye, Blaze. And

(03:48:01):
then finally I turned to William,and I start saying, and then I
catch myself. I suppose it's William. Now, it's William. Now all
right. I honestly, I thinkyou know that I was always a lousy
pirate. I was never very goodat it. I was never good at

(03:48:24):
stealing or committing all these crimes andstuff. Let you guys do, I
was terrible at it. It reallywas what I think I was a good
friend. At least you were thebest man. I still think you would
have. I hug you, andI still think you would have been a
better captain than me. And thatis something you have also taught me.

(03:48:45):
As I hug him back, Ilearned that I can carry multiple titles.
Night friend. And now you've beentelling me all this time, and I've
been ignoring it. But I thinkI can also be a king. That's
what I was meant to be.It's time for me to leave my own
crew. Go there, protect thatworld and your wife and your baby.

(03:49:11):
Do not turn into an evil demigod. I love you, Tros. I
love you too, Captain, AndI give him a big hug, big
hug for everyone, all of thedevil's like pirates give you. And then
as I was about to get aship, yeah yeah, I give them
a big hug. And as Iwas about to take off, I say,
should you have a need. Hell, just know that the light will

(03:49:33):
always guide you away. As Icarry out the sword, and it gives
a nice little shine, and that'sthe end of my die. Yeah,
I mean, Luna just takes yourhand and then smile and we walk into
this. You walk into the shiptogether, all right, would you William?
Okay, Uh, that thing Isent you just throw that out the

(03:49:54):
window. Okay, I'm not changingit. I'm changing it. I could
do that as another one maybe lateror something to something. Um, this
is uh after Verona's but before Durosleaves. This is like where I'm gathering
the whole crew together and I'm like, all right, everybody, after everybody's
wounds have pretty much yield from this. I mean, Ragnar still banged up,
Like all right, everybody, Likeon the deck of the ship.

(03:50:15):
It's in the early morning hours.I'd say, well, we had a
hell of an adventure, didn't we. Everybody you say that, and uh,
I think. I mean, I'mnot saying that I'm not going to
have any more adventures in our inmy life, or you guys are gonna
have any more adventures in our inyour lives. But like I think,

(03:50:39):
as for the devil's luck pirates.I think we should probably quit while we're
ahead. So I thought about thisfor a while now, and I think
it would be best to go ourseparate ways after this. I yeah,
yeah, yeah, you see likea little bit of like glimmer, yeah,
loose from my eyes. Yeah.Yeah, We're all gonna be friends.

(03:51:05):
We're all gonna be there for eachother. We're all family. Whenever
each other needs anything, just letus know. Um, I'll provide like
Den Den mochies, and you canall like just call whenever, like private
line and all that stuff. Perfect. Yeah, all right, miss captain.
I miss you guys already. Ididn't even you, guys. I

(03:51:26):
didn't even know what family was beforeI joined, Like, but the only
father figure I ever had he abandonedme when I was eighteen. I was
running out on my own, andnow I got my dad back. I
have a daughter, I guess it. And I mean, all of your
crew members come into an embrace.Oh goes. It was always great to

(03:51:46):
have you as a captain. CaptainPearl, I'm glad we found you on
that desert island and you turned outto be a dragon. Cyril was like,
thank you so much. For theserving me, kindness and always Cyril,
I'm so happy you turned out tobe a water. Gravy's like gravy,
I'm so glad you're gravy. Listenis the less is like, thank

(03:52:09):
you? Listen? I Scottish.Jimmy's like hey, okay. Instantly,
I instantly changed my I'm not cryingwith Jimmie. I just like Jimmy,
Jimmy, are you? Are youreally leaving? Then? Doxy? I

(03:52:31):
don't. I wouldn't know what todo without I don't know. No,
no, no, you don't understand. Like I think we need to all
go to our separate thing. Butif you would like to come back with
me to the South with Boss andwe can maybe try to make something of
a family out of that, Iwouldn't really say no, yeah, sure

(03:52:52):
whatever, I have nothing better todo anyway. And she just runs and
ups your leg. Oh that's nice. Okay, all right, So I'm
a dad now I guess everybody allright, Okay, Ragnar, how do
you do it? Yeah? Howdo you? How do you? How
do you be a father? Wewill do your end story last, if

(03:53:13):
that's okay, I'll do about theNPC's first. So we'll just quickly go
over. Then after the crew disbandsand then you've got like a few years,
we will go through and I'll tellyou what each of the members of
the crew are doing. Pearl andCyril, you see a shot of them.
They're back at Tarico Kingdom with Jasperas king and Molly's grown up a

(03:53:33):
bit more. Now, this islike meb four or five years on.
Pearl is Syrilla living in a housetogether, and they are I mean she
is, yeah, technically royalty there. Sorry, so she's she's got quite
a lavish lifestyle there. And itjust zooms in on their living room and
they're just having quite a nice domesticatedlife. Pearl is cooking by breathing fire

(03:53:54):
onto the food, and Cyril wasduring the washing up by music his water
abilities. And in the background,do you hear like crying and Pearle just
sort of looks at Ciro and Sirihgoes, okay, I'll get him,
and then they go into the otherroom and they he carries in and starts
rocking in this little baby and likekind of makes a water bed for the
baby with his water powers. It'sjust so soothing to sleep and we'll just

(03:54:16):
have a sort of fade out onthere. We then fade into this restaurant
where people are like eating and someguys like, this is the best food
I've ever had, compliments to thechef, and the chef comes out and
it's Gravy, and Gravy is likekuel for eating here, and they're like,
oh my god, it's the Gravycelebrity chef. Gravy, can I

(03:54:37):
have your Autography's like one out oftime? One out of time? I
thought, if I ate it aGravyes, I don't think I'd eat at
the one that Gravy actually cooks at. And you zoom out and you see
it's like Gravyes this side, Gravyeson the restaurant and it's you zoom out
and you see there's lots of differentrestaurants called Gravyes all throughout the world.

(03:54:58):
Yeah yeah, yeah, Um,there's one in Marie Jo on top of
the rest. The Eight Flames obviouslycontinue the mercenary business, but they also
opened an orphanage for that's good andum, and then we so any other

(03:55:18):
like key NPCs that you think JimmyJimmy doing. We cut to a bar
that I was gonna do. I'llsay before we get to Jimmy, was
there any key, I'm fcs I'mmissing No, I mean yeah, we
got got kingdom? Yeah, yeah, we got Yeah? How about were
not? Yeah? Um, allright. We we go back to Tariko

(03:55:41):
Kingdom and we are at we arewe are there, and it zooms out
of the House of Poland Cyril andit zooms into the palace and you can
see the kings like talking to someof his men, and then the men
go there's there's a visitor from Umthe Marines. He's here to see you,

(03:56:01):
sir Um, and Jasper sort ofwaves them down because they're taking it
all too seriously. He's like,I don't worry to worry, just just
let him in, Just let himin. Trevor comes in. He's looking
all formal, very well dressed,and Um Jasper walks up to Trevor and
says, you know, you can'tleave for so long. They'll go this
is like five or six years inthe future without without talking to me,

(03:56:22):
and he just kisses Trevor on thecheek and then we'll have a we'll black
out there forgot the yeah, right, So then we cut to a bar.
I'm happy for Jasperange. Then wecut to a bar and h you

(03:56:43):
see, you don't quite see hisface, but you see his business suit,
and my camera died. You seehis business suit, and you see
a sort of kid walk up andgo, hey, mister, you're you're
always you're uh, and he's he'sjust talking. And Jimmy goes, looks
down. He sees the face ofJimmy goes, hey, little one,

(03:57:05):
your sir, sorry, his sonright, come here, and that the
kid like comes up and sits downright, and you know, you know,
Jimmy's sort of a trusted member ofthis town. And he goes,
have I ever told you about thestory of the Devil's Look Pirates? And

(03:57:26):
then we fade out, and nowwe go to Racknasen story. All right,
boys, fast forward ten years later. Somewhere on the Grand Line,
in a huge wooden castle, yousee a big, burly, muscular man
sitting on a huge chair. Hishair and beard have some white streaks in
it. He's got a crazy lookin his eyes. Behind him, you

(03:57:48):
see tanks full of a strange liquidwith weird creature swimming in it. There
are tubes running from the tank connecteddirectly into his forearms. Out of nowhere,
he rips the tubes out of hisarms and laughs shah ha ha hahad.
As he slowly starts to transform intoa huge bear, brown but also
blue and white lines in certain areas, he says, boys, I'm finally

(03:58:11):
ready get the ship. The wholeworld is our battleground and I won't let
anybody get in my way. Tobe continued in one piece, T and
D Marines. All right, soRagnar THET Boss, I mean, we
really should have saw that one coming. It was not resolved in the slice.

(03:58:35):
Incredible, incredible,