ONE PIECE D&D FINALE | PART 1

The crew begin their final battle.

Episode Transcript

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So we take that never fairs.Hello everyone. Just before this episode starts,
I want to say that this istwo streams that I've put together to
be the finale episode. It's technicallyepisode seventy and seventy one, so you
will be hearing two introductions throughout thisstream. And that's because we stream these

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episodes essentially two days apart because ofscheduling conflicts, and it didn't really make
any sense to upload them as twoseparate episodes if they're going to be recorded
so close to each other. SoI hope you enjoyed this big long finale
episode, six hour long thing.Yeah, hello, everyone, Welcome to
episode seventy of One Piece Dungeons andDragons. Happy seventieth birthday, noble Ah.

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I really hope this name doesn't continue, it you potentially have. I
don't know if this will be thefinal episode. It probably will be the
next one, because this few itwas like it's gonna be quite a long.
Let's not do the birthday thing onthe final episode. Yes, the
final episode. If you guys,did you guys all die this episode?

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It's the final episode, right,but I'm not going to die. But
that could be any episode. Itcould have been episode twelve and if you
all died or would have in thefinal episode, guys, I got an
iron clad strategy on how to beatthem, guarantee, Sorry, Rusted,
it's gonna work. Oh you're gonnashare. No, you have to allow
it to allow it, all right, Okay, okay, well, I

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mean you currently do have a verystrong devil fruit, which now that has
nothing to do with that completely otherstrategy, you know. Okay, all
right, what before we start theepisode, I want to talk about the
card game just a little bit,because gosh, it's also all I've been
thinking about. We've sold out infifteen minutes. Um, the Sorry Briggs,
I do we cafe? Sorry,then you could have done it after

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you finished around the Cafe Cafe.I was streaming and someone was like,
it's already sold out. I'm like, oh so the hundred subs than I
might not have gotten it either,because it went live like a couple hours
after you sent the tweet to us, and I'm like, I was gonna
put it off, and I'm like, I should just do this now,
and good thing I did. ClassicBriggs putting it off. Okay, insane.

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Someone just gives it a hundred subsanonymously, which is mental. Thank
you so much. Okay, Sothose five five hundred Soldier and they were
obviously hand packaged, and you know, I put them in post stop boxes
myself. I had to drive mymum had to drive me around London and

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finding lots of post boxes to putthem in. We would put like twenty
and water would before we had Couldyou just go to the post not with
the way that I did him,because I have to scan each It was
honestly, all right, this endedup being what I had to do,
and it was it was you're justgoing around London throwing weird boxes in like
every post It's it's like, okay, so genuinely, I mean it took

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it took a long time signing packaging. They're going to take a while to
arrive obviously, like you know,it's been about two weeks since I shipped
them, but it could take upto a month even longer, especially if
you are like you know, inAmerica or like Australia or not in the
UK. But there is a chance, and I know some people who already
emailed me about this, that thepackage could get damaged in transit and you

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could lose your copy, etc.And I know, even though that's technically
not my fault, it feels likethat's my fault. So when when the
Second Wave does come out, anyonewho does have like a damaged version or
anything, I will provide you witha free link to be able to get
essentially a replacement from that that seguesonto The second Wave is going to come

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out sometime in June, hopefully,and I'm going to be doing it Vio
distributor in America so that, um, I don't have to do all of
that shit again, and I coulddo it the biggest, bigger, biggest
shipment and it will be it willbe fun, and everyone who wants to
get it could get it because Ididn't realize it was going to be as
popular as it is. Um,but people want to link twenty four hours

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of advance, Okay, I willget you that. You should have.
You should eat that. I knewthat thing was gonna sell like hotcakes.
It was. I almost ordered onlylike two hundred. This is a seventy
This is a three year adventure we'vebeen on. Like, come on,
it's gonna sell crazy. Yeah,I'm two more. Yeah, I thought

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about buying two, but then Ithought that I hadn't limited to one pub
yeah kind of three. Yeah,dude, you should have gotten like a
holofoil, like a gold duros agold William and put it in like one
pack like I heard that he drewmustache on somebody in one. Yeah,
that's true, there is. It'snot Dominius on one card and one of

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their packs. I would love itif I got that. I haven't gotten
mine yet. Fair enough, Um, some people have though, I've been
seeing people share it on Twitter.Yeah, I've been saying it too.
Yeah. Yeah, okay, okay, okay, are you ready to start?
I assume there's no no more lagissues from chat um. It seems

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to be running fine, and Ithe recording I think will be fine.
I hope anyway, so we couldbegin the episode. Okay, all right,
let's let's begin. Welcome. I'mgonna bring you over this in a
second. Welcome back to One PieceDungeon Drugs Episo Sebentty. I did the
introduction. Um, I only introducedNoble, but hello, I'm here.

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I'm here. I'm here with Williamtaking one on one. I'm here with
Rona Double, the Spooky Hey andI'm here with Regna Briggs. When we
do one PCD Indian Marines, wehave to reef start with Noble's birthday like
he got recrded. It's done.It's theme is dead. No, no,

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no, let's just keep adding toit so he's over a hundred by
the end of Hey, Noble,you gotta plan. I don't care who
your marine is. You gotta havehim be like seventy two years old,
genuine old man. I have anytwo year old marine like seamen recruit.
My name's Yarp. That's just gonnayeah, yar. Meme was never funny

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to begin with hi, because itwas never funny. Now I love it.
Yeah, oh no, a hundredper cent. It was like I
just do it. I can't helpit. I feel like I'd do a
regular stream and just be happy Noble. By the way, it was like
my words cracking. Guys, it'sthe intros. By the way, Happy

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birthday, Okay, we the lastThe session ended with the crew landing on
Lovetale. The director and agent Clementinewere standing there the the fruit locked behind

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them. Um not fully ripe yet, but they The director stands there and
summons a bunch of the crew's oldenemies like the timber Lord, Captain Morrow,
blue Blood, etcetera. And thefight begun and we rolled initiative.

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When did we ever fight? Etcetera? Who's etcetera? Your your,
your fin etcetera, etcetera has beenhere the whole time, He's just been
invisible. My name is etcetera,and I'm the secret of Villain. I
knewest I could figure over to themap. Now, um here you guys
go, um. We do havea turn order and the first turn was

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a director and with her turn,she summoned blue Blood. Um, and
that means the actual first turn willbe Verona, and Verona will start this
combat. I gotta zoom out thismap, holy, like this is like
a final final Fantasy Boss right here. I jumped into the air. I
rolled the peak of Peakanomi, soI'm not through for a while though.

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Though. It's like timber Lord isjust so much bigger than everyone. Yeah,
timber Lord is huge, all right. I got the timber Lord.
Don't worry about that because I jumpedup and went to go hit him.
And that's where we ended the episode. Yeah yeah, yeah, So everybody
target the specific one that you metin your journey that is relevant to you.
I don't know. I animated therifle of Injustice, right, okay,

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and then I point my gun overto Marrow. This time I get
to kill you myself. Oh sick. All right, are these guys the
same? I guess we'll find out. Yeah. Yeah, But I'm basically
going to do three shots. I'mgonna roll initiative for Trevor as well,
because I ye Trevors here. Well, I've done all the NPCs on one

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in this TiO, but I feellike Trevor should have a separate initiative from
all the NPCs are devil like itsDevil's like NPCs. And then Trevor.
All right, Verona, you're shootingCaptain Marrow. He is in range of
your regularly sharp shots. All right, off and go one Injustice shot.
So boom boom. You had alreadyanimated, Yeah, animated the rifle of
Injustice. So you're shooting Captain Marrowwith the weapon of his brother. Yep,

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they all hit Wait even with theminus five Oh wait wait wait wait
wait wait, you're right. Imean I don't know what his armor class
is. To be fair, I'mjust checking. Let me double check couldn't
have been that much. Yeah,I mean he's if he's the same level
before. Um, he's still hada decent armor class. Um, it's

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minus five to each, right,so twenty two minus five is seventeen,
So one doesn't hit the rest ofokay, only one. It's a boom
boom. Add twenty to that.Yeah, and the rifle of Justice,
so that is six plus six.That's not six plus twenty plus sixteen.

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I love maths. It's forty eight. You fire off your rifle of adjustice.
The bullets is fly through the airand they pierce Captain Marrow and he
turns round and he stares at youwith fury in his eyes and milk in
his veins. Oh, pregame themilk car. Yeah, he really did.

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You're gonna move at all? Ithink I'm gonna stay where I'm at,
all right, sick um, allright, All the NPC's moved now.
But you guys had chosen which onesyou want, So it was wait
derist with Cyril, Verona, Williamwould Doxie, Ragnar would Pearl, and
Verona would Healey rate Remember Ragna,Yeah on the turn order? Did you

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not? You are? Yeah,you're you're on the turnnel. You're on
the turn order for me, you'reafter William. Okay, all right,
so you said I have Pearl,right, yes, so okay, all
right, guess what what do youwant? What do you want pel to
do? Earl? Light up thetimber Lord. Let's just all go for

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the super I will get my revenge, showed me Cliver. Five. Question,
is this timber Lord also filled witharriving bodies of slaves? Well,
no, she just made it downto nothing, so it Scott would be
yeah, no, no, no, it doesn't have all the human bodies

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inside of it. It is okay, okay, it is hollow dead.
Light them up. Pearl flies forwardswith her sword, and she's going to
cut down the timber Lord with aflaming sword. Two of those coming at
the timber Lord. Um. Thetimber Lord's armor class wasn't that? I

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was it high? Gosh, Igotta remember all of those guys. No,
it was decent. Okay, Sothe first one doesn't hit, but
the second one does. I don'tknow. Always roll with advantage. So
the sword slices down for thirty sevendamage into the timber Lord, Um,
scorching it, and I think heis vulnerable to fire. Right, Oh
yeah, he is wood. Heis the wood. Yeah. So the

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seventeen is doubled, super effective.Tina's doubles. I'll just make it take
another seventeen. Um, and that'spoem. What do you wants Cyril to
do? Durush? Right, Alanis standing right in front of Cyril,
and this is perfect for him.I mean, this is this is your
destiny. He's the one that namedyou. It's time for your destiny to

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come at him. He's the onethat ripped my arm off. But I
mean his hairs were tied off.I'm a different man. Now you're with
me, Cyril will Jacob together,Yeah, we'll do this. Um.
And he's going to use his typeof trident which he attacks twice with bang
bang, two attacks coming out.Um, she's right there. Oh no,

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no, he's not gonna hit pole. He's probably just gonna pull over.
We just the first one, missus, and Ozen goes ah, this
is so exciting as he's dodging Cyril'sshots and Cyril trips and falls in his

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face. And that's what I'm gonnasay. The critical fail is, um,
what do you want Doxy to do? William. Okay, I'm looking
at all these really strong enemies,like there's like a fucking Yonko here and
stuff, and I'm like, Doxy, just throw your daggers at the barista.
She looks like she's pretty easy totake care of. Fucking well,

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I hate fucking baristas. Just like, just throw a knife at her throat
and she looks like she'll drop prettyeasily. Hey, boys, I think
I think we let the brief tolive. We can recruit it. Why,
I just want when a single nightwithout thinking about those coffees, Ragnar,
We'll get you a coffee. I'llfigure out somewhere. I rolled the
coffee fruit at some point. It'snot it's not right to obsess about the

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other women than your wife. Front. Yeah, Doxy killer barbarians often she
what they called our polygamus. Okay, now it works, okay barbarians.
Yeah, I'm just fucking like reallyaffected, Ragnar. Um. Doxy throws

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out a dagger and it sinks intoClementine's coffee skin. It obviously doesn't do
as much damage. Um, shehas a coffee LOGI I forgot that was.
Doxy is then going to jump behinda rock and help and hide with
a nice fat should do that.That's a nice step check. And then
Rona, what do you want Imean, Reckna, what do you want

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heally to do? Um? Imean he could probably just chill for the
moment, I imagine. I mean, William, why William, you're looking
kind of weak there, I'm likein the air, but like yeah,
I'm okay, I'm all good talkabout me. Okay for right now,
we need to save Healely Ragnar theimportant I mean, hely thieved that fourteen
hp for one one week. Okay, there, you gonna do that?

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Um, I was a bit.It's now Marrow's turn. Marrow's gonna ton
to Verrona. I think he's actuallyat a distance a little bit too far
to do any sort of meloy attackagainst Verona. Um good because it's a
big battle plane Captain Marrow, openup his sheet. He's going to drink

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some milk. Um and like,oh he has a bone gun. He
has a bone gun. I forgotabout that. Okay, he's gonna hit.
He's lagging. It's lagging for me. I think it's back for me
now. Uh it's a little blurryfor me. But yeah, oh gosh,

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cool. So bone gun bone gun. All right, I'm sorry about
the like guys. Um, nowit's fine, it's good. Now I
would write my experience. He justkeep going, and I think the recording
should be fine. Recording is gonnafine. Yeah, I'm just gonna have
to edit out these bits where everyonesays it's lagging. Okay, So he
pulls he pulls out a cartet ofmilt. He chugs it and then his

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um. He puts out his handand his bone comes out, and it's
gonna fire off like a gun.If you remember, just the regular milk
doubles his damage. So he's gonnafire off two shots, UM, nineteen
and a fourteen. The nineteen hits, the nineteen I protects you prosis disadvantage

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and makes it thirteen so it doesn'thit. So Wolfo comes out and smacks
away the bone. Um, andyou're taking that no words, right.
I won't let that man hurt anyone, just like the first time, I
wink it marm Okay, Well thatthat's that's his turn. Um, and

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they I will say that none ofthese botts creatures usually have legendary reactions.
Will be it's just for the record. Can woful bite the bone? Just
oh like a yes, jump jumpsout the bone. These enemies usually have
legendary actions because their bosses, butin this case that they don't. They

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their stats are exactly the same stuff. They have no legendary reactions because they're
all essentially part of director's abilities,right, they're not boss creatures in their
own That would be chaos. Wewould probably die if they could just go
after each one had. And usuallythe reason you have a legendary reaction is
because of action economy, because there'sone enemy and multiple of you guys.
But there's multiple of them too.So it's Timberland's time and he's gonna smack

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Pearl out of the sky. Probablyno, please crip fail Come on,
um slam seventeen? Does that hit? I think that I don't know if
that just hits Pole and shit peltakes nine damage and I'm gonna use my

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one ring ability for the day.Okay, I have a seven. So
she's not getting hit out of it. She's not getting hit out of the
sky. So you you change fate? Can you do the Scottish excerpt for
me? If you change your fate? Yeah, you do. If you
could change your fate and as theslam comes down, it actually narrowly misses

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Peel. The wind pushes home overaway and she's like, oh that was
lucky. I wonder hell that happened. Um not this time? And I
actually cannot remember if timber Lord getstwo attacks or not. It's both written
here, anyone, dude, Idon't even remember Regnard's like, I hear

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God, I don't even remember timberLord at all. It's been a long
time, ladies and gentleman. Everyonehere looks I'm doing the time we killed
that old postman. Yeah, okay, I'm gonna trust the chat is saying
one, and I trust them,and I hope they're not just saying that
because they're bias. They just wantus to die. They just want you

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to Yeah. Okay, so it'snow ours. Oh my god, they're
all in a row. Yeah yeah, Arson's gonna um, I mean,
Arson's gonna put a tube into Cyril. Sorry, that's literally literally Cyril is
right next to Arson on the floor, on the floor, so that means

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Arson gets advantage on the attack.Oh um, twenty three heads what God?
That doesn't quite kill Cyril, butit gets him very low. And
Arson definitely can do this more thanonce. Um. So he pulls out
his tube, sticks it into theside of Cyril, and pumps this biochemical

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into him. Um. Cyril startsfreaking out, his skin starts turning green.
Um, Arson's gonna pull out anothertube and fucking do it again.
Oh no, this is it,battle cereals. Cyril has to did he
take half damage a logi Um inthis situation? I think he would,
Um, But no, no,no, no, no, okay,

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okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, this is yeah, it's
it's okay. I'm gonna say thisbecause it's not the the impact of the
tube that does the damage. Um, that's just like inserting a syringe.
What's doing the damage is the contentsof the tube on the body. And
I don't think a logio would counteractthat because it's like acid, isn't Yeah,

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it's yeah, it's not. It'snot like you know, the idea
of the logias you know, thinkabout crocodile's loggia and stuff, is that
it stops physical attacks because they havewater hurts him because it doesn't mix with
it. Just yeah, it's mixingin his body, and so that makes
sense that so he still takes thedamage. Sorry, gang, be alright,

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Cyril. No, I don't thinkhe's all right. I think he's
quite nerdy because I don't know ifhe'll die. He doesn't die, but
but it's close. It was likeremaining is max hps fifty eighth. So
uh, you know he's close.But he didn't die. He heally'll do

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your thing when the time comes.Okay. So so the second tube hits
cyril um and pumps him full stroke. So it's writhing in pain and agony
as he drops down to the groundunconscious immediately. Um oh, that's embarrassing.

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I think he's pretty I think he'sall right. I think he uh,
he shows he shows some balls there. I mean, come on,
he went up against darts and byhimself. Um, boy trips and dies
in round one. Okay, William, it is now, it's now going
to be okay. Now, umI had the light fruit last time.
So this is a distance. Butcan I move here? I can move.

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I'm made of lights. Move anywhereyou are. I didn't, I'm
gonna say true. I also didn'troll on this stiff blue blood. But
whatever he gets, he was justsummoned. Um, I want to move
here am in the air. Ijust light in between in between blue Blood
and the Timber Lord. Yes,I and which one of the one of
the timber nineteen? So he wouldactually go, who's gonna go next round?

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Okay, so you you zip betweenthe Timberlod and Blue Blood? I'd
say, what are the things aboutthe light devil fruit is? It does
give you essentially at dash speed?Yeah, I am zipping through the air,
m in the sky. Would younow let me cast sun burst?
Yes? Yes, I'd let youcast some light related spelled. Oh it's
tree level you would be able tocall. Yeah, it's a sixty foot

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radius, which pearl? Oh,no, sixty foot radius I'm hitting.
I can angle it so I canhit the timber and blue Blood, but
not Pearl because I can move itback center to like hear. Oh you're
gonna move it? Yes? Wait? Can I hit the director to it?
No? I don't think I cannot far back. Yeah, you
can probably get them. I canhit your face the agent if you know,

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if you get Clementine in this situation, you get pubs. Yeah,
I'm not gonna fuck with her.You can you can aim a sunbeam to
hit both blue Blood and timber Lord. Yes, yes, I'm gonna do
that. All right. So theyhave to make a con save, and
all right they have to beat uhnineteen. Um, it's called pretty good

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con save. They still get hurteven without it, but if they fail
it add some extra stuff. Ithought that initiative was of the nineteen or
second No, yeah, blue Blood? All right, all right, all
right, let's do Let's do thiswith the timber Lord here, timberloord,

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he has a concave fifteen not great, Okay, I sip in the air
and just light up like a fuckingangel this bathing light. They take twelve
D six radiance. They are bothblinded for a minute. Holy shit.
Well okay, hold up a second, bucko. I know, let's Jerry
resistance, fuck you. Blue Bloodhas it, Timberload does it. So

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Timberload is blinded, Blue Blood isblinded. Oh that's fine, okay,
Well let's do let's do timber Lordfirst. Uh, let's see twelve D
six all right, it's it's it'sa line. Yeah, it's a line,
a straightfoot line. Um. Soactually for you to be able to

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use it correctly, you would actuallyhave to go um like otherwise you're hitting
yourself, you would have Okay,it comes out of you like a beam,
so you'd you'd have to do that. Sure it made a light.
See if I hit myself, I'mmade a light so that instead of going
in between blue Belt and timber Lord, you would have to go get a
zip over there. Then okay,that's to the other side of blue Blood

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lost that way. Okay, SoI just zip that way. And he's
using like a laser beam. Okay, fine, So he's gonna take thirty
seven and be blinded. All right, So timber Lord takes thirty seven,
blue Blood takes half. It isn'tblinded, insane the timber Lord they count?
Do they count as undead or oozesby any chance? Oh? No?

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Okay, all right, I justwanted to double check on that.
Oh okay, thirty seven for thetimber Lord. Okay, and he can
make a save at each of hisend of his turn, and he can,
you know, see if he's stillblinded. Okay, and then blue
Blood takes the right a little bitof damage. Okay, all right,
Oh that's your turn turn. Incredible, incredible attack. Um, I'm gonna

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get it's Ragnarch, you'll move.I don't remember half of these dudes all
look familiar though. Um, Iam going to you know what, Like
that guy just sucked up cereals,so we gotta take him out. No
one killed the barista. She's gonnasweep our squad. We're gonna leave her

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alive, and then she just stopall of our body. I'm gonna be
like banging ranging. I'm gonna jumpin front of the bullets like I want
to clarify. I said that barbariansare polygamous, but Hertha is the only
one for me. Um, butwe can have her join our crew or
something is ours and within reach umthirty, yeah, yeah, yeah,
thirty, you can get there.I'm gonna turn into a big folk and

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bear. He's my last to it. Yeah, um, all right,
you're big beat. What is myexhaustion? Accuse if my frenzy right now,
I could attack three times, butthen it might fuck me out for
if there's another battle out of this. I feel like we're in the end
game, so I met it willjust fucking send it. Um okay,

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because right now I need to useum reckless attack level two. I think
I think he might be a levelthree. Uh yeah, you're at level
three. You're at level three,so because you have disadvantage on your attack
rolls, So you're at level three. So after this you'll be at level
four, which houses your hit points. Oh likes. Yeah, I am

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level three because I've been using recklessattack to get past the disadvantage. Yes,
I think I think we're in theend game. End game, boys,
I think we are too. Yeah, I'm I'm frenzying. Okay,
he frenzies. We'll think well orfuture right now with you at the classon
quences. All right, ours,and if that's even your real name?

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Yeah, oh, I'm still onRobert b Robert Robert comes out of nowhere.
Just sup plexus arsen um share.It seems much better. Two of
us hit. All of them hadto have been recklessly attacked. Yeah,
yeah, yeah, so you don'tget it an advantage, don't get an

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advantage, and two of them hitsthe boom and nice? All right,
take that, you green bastard.Dah wonderful. I don't know why I'm
here, but I'm enjoying every minutesof it. Um, you're a problem,

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You're a problematic old man. Yougotta go. Okay, you slice
it to him to even that thirtysix damage as you're cutting into his science
body. Um, I mean,he smiles. Do you do anything else
right now? I think you needyour movement and everything. Okay, it's
Clementine's turn, and now you're inrange. Clementine's gonna run up to you

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right now because she hates you.She goes, this is for ruining my
fucking life. She's going to uh, I hit you with a scolding coffee
attack. It's called the scolding coffeelash. Oh god, I don't even
try to dodge. I opened mymouth, doesn't I can't remember. It

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does a fifteen hit. Ragnot classes, Oh my god, I remember that.
A lot of you have time.Besides, Doro's have awful armor class.
That's thirty six damage as it scoldsyour body. Taste my temporary hit
point. Can I lick the coffeedoesn't give me anything? Oh god?

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Okay, right man. I seeCyril before me and ragnot engaging, and
my rage comes over me, andI'm like, this is the time to
use this, and I'm gonna useall my conqueror's hockey on this, and
I'm gonna use um uh my curseand I'm just gonna like use it.

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I'm using hexplay or yes for thefirst time, is that for the record,
And I'm gonna look at him andI'm gonna like focus on him,
and I'm just gonna put all ofmy pressure on top of aging as I
jump over and get on top ofRagna. And while doing that, I'm
also going to action search and I'mgoing to unleash a hell of a lot
of attacks. Um. The firstthing I'm going to do is I'm gonna

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try and trip him. I guesswith what I'm moving as well. So
let's let's hit him with the lights. Hopefully that works. Yep, that
hits all right, good, Sonow he needs to strength save. I
guess that, and that's all.Every damage role is plus five by the
way, actually is it is?It's plus six. Actually, actually it's

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plus six. That's profficiency. Nowagain, that's what Hexplace does. He
gives every single that's what it does. So, yeah, he's doing a
strength save. Yes he fails,he failed. Yeah, Arson does have
a legend of resistance, so he'snot. He's gonna use it. Then,
Oh you've so well make up burnit now. Yeah, I mean,

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as you trip him, his legsturn into like goo and U essentially
solidify him like a weird sort ofpendulum. Oh my god, that's a
lot of damage. I just hitfour there, twenty three. Uh no,
it's plus six as well, Sothat's twenty nine just on one attack,

(32:29):
all right, uh Jesus twice there. And also I do want to
I do want to say that thethe hex bay thing is completely flavored as
part of your Conquerors Hockey. Soyou're not this is not your curse.
You're You're just using your Conquerors hockeyto do more damage upon by s adamiral
Erson. Oh okay, and thenyou know what, Let's do it again

(32:52):
then, So I'm gonna try forone more time. Um second first,
same as the first. Uh eighteen? Does that hit arson? Yes?
Okay, all right, please doanother strength same then I will. I'm
burning my maneuvers. Okay, sales, let's go. You're on your ass.

(33:13):
This time's ass, all right,God, this time si he fools
down. Let me do this forthe okay and the now I rolled with
it, red. I'm just goingto eleven damage, holy shit, and

(33:34):
then an extra nine. That's alot of damage. I'm doing them right,
now and then was an extra six? Let's tap that s yes,
extra six and what your action searching? Right? So you have more four
more attacks, four more attacks,all with advantage. All right, let's
go. That's the important thing becauseit's easy for me to fail. It's
plus if um, if it's nineteen, it's a crib all right as well.

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I don't know what my role ison that one seventeen, so if
we okay, thirty, if weif we get a thirty two, then
we will know that's a create aswell. Okay, okay, well that's
a great um one more dating.I look over at the coffee girl like

(34:22):
right, not liked you a lot, um big bear, so I can
advantage on her since I mounted onher. So I'm gonna do this anyway,
um so okay, and I'm gonnatry this. Is that the coffee
girl, okay, And what I'mgoing to do is I'm going to use
menacing to try and get her torun away. Okay, let's see the

(34:45):
hours and damage first, okay,Well, all right, what you'll do
is you'll click the first two andthen for the for the last one,
just click it twice and that willbe like you did a crate um uh,
and then the last one and thenyou do it twice. There we
go. So that's your total damageUM plus six three times. Right,

(35:05):
so yes, that doesn't double acrip. I don't think the proficiency cursed
doubles. Yeah, I'll just doplus six plus six plus six six sixty
six the Devil's luck. That's fiftynine extra damage a touble. Whatever the
fuck you did before. As youslice into Ozard's body on the ground with

(35:25):
your with the light um, youget temporary hit points from the first attack,
right, So yes, that's thirteen. Right, so you've got thirteen
temporary hit points at the moment.Well, no, no, didn't I
because I maneuvered and I get allthe bonus and damage, right or oh,
because I am? I guess Ithink I only count the damage at
the sword does itself, right,Oh not the maneuver. That doesn't count

(35:50):
as they actually Okay, fine,I'll count the maneuver and actually I'll count
it all. Fuck it, let'sgo, okay, final battle tie,
Yes, all right, and thenagain for the maneuver again. I guess
I just I'm trying to minister,so she needs to do a wisdom save

(36:13):
okay, right now, shit,all right, And because I'm trying to
like scare her away, I'm justI have so much conqueror's hockey going on
right now, I'm trying to likeget her to run the fuck o.
Just look down from this big bearand just give her the death glare.
Yes, she's gonna fail. This, I imagine actually doesn't have any wisdom
modifiers because she's a bought what whatwhat? She has no wisdom partender guys,

(36:39):
come on, oh, Ragnar whispers, There's always a place for you
on the Devil's a Pirates. AndI guess I do the damage to her
too. I'm sorry. Um,so, uh let me do that maneuver
damage, um, whatever it is. So she's just gonna fail, okay,

(37:00):
get it? Yeah, So shetakes eighteen damage eighteen all right,
And that means she has to useher action to run away from you and
then do another wis and save atthe end of her turn. Right,
uh yeah, and she has toYeah, she has to run away frightening
everything is disadvantage and she tries toattack me. Does it say she she
has to use her actually to disengage, right, I imagine just what she

(37:23):
would do. Um, that makessense. Yeah, she's frightened whatever the
frightened. Yeah, I had anopportunity status fact is yeah, she's not
moving away yet. Yeah. Yeah? Is that your Is that your turn?
Doris? I have done everything Icould, and you don't get the
plast six and that last attack becauseit's not on ours and you only get

(37:45):
the plast six and attacks against ursin. Yeah yeah, I know, I
know. Yeah, yeah, I'mjust clarifying for the listeners who are like
who might not know. Um,all right, it's Trevor's turn. Um,
and Trevor looks, he goes,all right, which one are these
fuckers? Should I kill? First? Brother, come and help me fight
this young coo blue blood. Iguess I never got a chance you and

(38:09):
me together. All right. Well, then he's gonna he's gonna use his
thing where he dashes that attacks.It won't he won't. He could do
it without getting into Mountain Marra's range. So he's gonna run up with his
three attacks. Trevor is going tocome through Blade of Justice. Oh no,

(38:30):
he has Zoro's blade now, doesn'the? Yes, which does so
much more damage. Here we go, here we go, three only one
of them hits down there. Bodis pretty strong. He was very strong.
He has a high. Yeah,only one of those hits unfortunately.
All right, Well, okay,and Trevor, every time you need to

(38:53):
shut the fuck up, I'm doingmy best. Okay, give me some
pots reinforcement. I respond better toit. All right, you have a
very You don't suck that bad.I'll have you know I suck pretty well.
Actually I've got compliments on it.Um, it's a directs ton bro

(39:16):
brother. Um, it's a director'sturn, and I'm gonna roll a D
eight. Well, you know,Trevor, whatever makes you happy, man,
I support you fully, Okay.Um. The director just is watching
and enjoying. I think she maybeeven like sits down and grab some popcorn

(39:37):
as this is happening. Um,and she's just gonna wave her hand and
m A D eight means that Cleois back, baby, all right,
new plan. We just all stopdoing what we're doing and just kill the
shit out of Cleo really bad,and then get back to our individual.

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Cleo pops out if it will letme copy and past her. Oh yeah,
every time she's going to summon anotherone at random from your memories and
clear is not. Oh there sheis, Okay, Cleo pops out and
she's going to roll initiative. Um, she goes hii hello everyone, it's

(40:22):
clear time. I have a sorethroat. And actually that voice, oh
no, I remember that voice.She got a twelve. All right,
well can see the initiative, Cleo. Um, it is Verona's time.
All right? And do I shootCleo? That's the question. I don't

(40:50):
think you can shoot her from thatwell, I don't know because she's way
back there. Never mind. Yeah, okay, um, all right,
yeah, that's like it's like onehundred feet away. Yeah, that's crazy.
I'm just going to do the samething I did last time to marry.
Keep sucking up. It's just youand are gonna be firing shots at
each other. Teach their own yep. I've got a bone to pick with

(41:15):
them. What can wow? Okay, well they all hit, right,
all of them. Yeah, theyall hit. And then he's long that
doesn't Yeah, so you got sothat's easy one sixty one sixty one damage.
You just lighting up Captain Marrow,his marine jacket fluttering in the wind

(41:37):
as the rain and storm clatter aroundyou. Sixty one damage dude, you're
fucking a mom bones splintering off.You didn't give my chance last time.
That's all I'm doing, all right, Okay, NPC's let's go. I
guess we'll go in the order thatwe did last time. Poe, that's
William, that's no, no,it's it's broad. What do you want

(42:00):
Po to do? It wasn't healingholding an action? Oh out, you
said, he'll yeah, Ragnar saidto hell, yeah, we'll get you
not doing anything over there? Allright, pol Um, what do you
want Po to do? Pearl?Just keep lighting up that that tree?
Pose? What about? Okay?Night, Heally's got cyril, He'll be

(42:23):
fine. Okay. Pearl is fuckingdueling this giant monstrosity, this thing.
She's doing the attacks. He's slicingit. It's blind, she's fine,
she hits, don't blind. Don'tforgive what that thing did you? Pearl?
Let it out? Let that thing, let it out. And it's

(42:45):
also double. Oh my god,yeah, the second number is double,
because that's the fine second numble.That's right, that's right. Fifteen,
So add another fifteen out, anothereight, and we've got a total of
seventies six Damacha, Is that right? Yeah, seventy six. That's the
most Paul has ever done. Sheis the god of the play, rising

(43:10):
down on the timber Lord for minusseventy six damage as the timber Lord's body
is ripping apart in fire. Um, Sarah was gonna, um, I
know I have him on the sametown. But because we're just doing it
in this order, Sarah's gonna doa death save before Healy does the thing.
It might not be, it's probablynot relevant. He succeeds, He's

(43:31):
fine, He's all right, doxy. Uh, you know what, Mary,
I'll just keep just keep chucking knivesat Merril. Okay. Oh,
I don't know who the fuck thisguy is, but I hate Milkman more
than I hate Baristas. Why whatis your preferred profession that you actually respect?
Thief feeling from me? All right? That's it. Nothing else.

(43:57):
I fucking love bakers. Okay,all right, we're good. Then,
all right, all right, she'sgonna throw a dagger. H it does
damage. That's pretty good. Allright. What do you want Heally to
do? Heal Cyril? Okay,I will heal Cyril. He walks over

(44:19):
to Cyril's body and he's going toinject Cyril with the anything about thirteen,
anything about thirteen, don't do thirteen. All right, here comes Healy,
Um, her bought fifteen. That'sgood, we broke the curse. That's

(44:39):
that's the that's the lucky number.If fourteen is unlucky, fifteen is lucky.
And in that moment he seventeen gunscome out of his head kill mode.
It is now blue Blood's turn.Okay, just for reference, I
am how tall is blue Blood.He's big, like you know, like

(44:59):
how piece humans sometimes big. I'dsay he's like a nine ten foot man.
All right, I'm floating ten feetoff the ground because I would have
used my son beam to hit himin the head and it hit them,
yeah, behind him, So that'swhat I would have done. Okay,
um, all right, then he'llhe's just gonna fuck up Trevor. Then
no, ok wait wait wait,he's he gets two attacks. I know

(45:20):
that he's gonna do. He's gonnado one on each. That makes more
sense. Okay, he's gonna punchTrevor. No, no, please go
right ahead. Oh no, blueBlood bash into Trevor. That hits That
is not that good of a rolefor him. Honestly, that could do
upwards about hundred damage. That's notthat good of a role for him.

(45:40):
Trevor gets some macked, but Trevorhas a lot of hit points. Then
blue Blood is gonna essentially upper cutyou in the air. William. I'm
like, oh, oh no,please, you do have a light Loggia,
and I will say you take halfdamage from this. Okay, you
can use your reaction to do theyear thing as well if you want to.

(46:01):
Yeah, well let's see what hegets first, so okay, yeah,
so that would be one hundred andseven damage. Yeah, yeah,
let's let's do the reaction. Soyou use your reaction and that that negates
damage. Similar to like Valentine,You're not one of them, like like
Szi behind him. Yeah, hishand just sort of goes straight through.

(46:22):
Wait, he has hockey. Whatthe fuck am I talking about? You
can talk, yeah, but Icould react. I could I say no,
No, you're gonna take You're gonnatake this. You're going to take
half damage is what I'm gonna say. You're gonna take half damage. You'll
still do the zip. This isessentially like your uncanny dodge. You're gonna
take half damage, you take fifth. What is half of that, what's

(46:45):
half of seven fifty? It roundsup, so it's fifty four. William,
you're taking fifty four damage. Ashe smacks, you would lou blood
pulsing in his veins, his musclesflexing. Okay, you're not guy.
Yeah, I forgot how tough discussthis guy was? I find a point
out that chat is saying that heonly had one attack blue Blood, blue

(47:07):
Blood, Yeah, he had oneattack, but he had like four legendary
actions. But but no, thisfeels untrue because this was the only one.
I went back and checked and hethere is definitely a time where he
attacked twice in one turn. Soum oh, I mean he's a ya
uncle, he could have its.Okay, all right, he's he's he's

(47:30):
going to listen. He's gonna havetwo this time. Fuck you guys,
his marrow's turn. Um, Imean essentially, if if he had so
many legends, it's similar to Luna, where Luna only had one attack on
her turn, but she had likefive legendary actions as as a as a
boss that when she turned to yourside, I just made her have essentially

(47:51):
like five attacks. We're just gonnaget blue Blood two attacks It's fine,
guys, we're just gonna have toplay this by the book. I'm gonna
have to play this actually smart thistime, which is yeah, uh he's
got two arms, fuck you catsand Marrow time. Okay, um cats,
Marrow is gonna I guess he's gonnajust keep firing at Verona has to

(48:15):
drink more milk. No this,he's gonna drink chocolate milk this time.
Oh oh no, yeah, whatkind of two percent whole chocolate milk?
Like, what is chocolate? Movemilks boosts his armor class. Uh so
because he does it water keep darkgetting shot by h Marrow has died like

(48:35):
three times in this campaign. DifferentOkay, So yeah, he's gonna he's
gonna fire out a bone at you. Um, I hope you enjoy it.
Twenty three actually hits you, butit won't be double damage, So
twenty damage, all right, he'sprobably the least threat here to be honest.

(49:00):
Um. As he puts out hisupper hand and fires off a different
bone gun, that that's seventeen damage. So in totally you take thirty seven
damage. Rona. And now nowthe Timberloard's gonna whack herl out of the
air. With Timberloard's water attack.No, I mean it's it's poleless.
Now he's he's blind too, blind. Yeah, he's disadvantage. He's just

(49:22):
gonna be swinging aimlessly. M allright, disadvantage. Uh, I mean
he has big hands, true.Yeah, um, he just ah in

(49:45):
the Yeah he's disadvantage. He's blind, but he knows roughly were parlars.
That's how blind works. Okay,that's how blind. That's how the conditions.
So he's disadvantage. Fucking swings hisarm aimlessly in the in the air
and it Pearl gets hit by likea pinky finger or something and going to
take the damage or thirty nine.That does it? Not Pearl unconscious?

(50:09):
You know? Okay, she's fine, she's fine, but it does she
does Slavage's Pearl had more h thanthat. This does feel familiar. Okay,
but I will never I will alwaysget back up fucking him. Oh
got it? It really is allof them at wants. At Arson's turn,

(50:30):
Arson's going to turn his attention toDuros now like like he doesn't give
a shit about Cyril. Duros justcut into ribbons. So um, Arson's
going to pull out his tube andhe's going to inject you get ready to
be injected. No, not thetruth. Um, and he's gonna do

(50:52):
two one one for damage. Yeah, that hurts, So you take forty
six. The second one, remember, correctly has to hit you. Oh
that's a shame. This isn't thedamage. This is not the damage one,
so it doesn't the crit doesn't matter. But um, this is the
one where he tries to put yous This is this is the sleep toxins.

(51:15):
So that the first tube injects intoyou and the goo enters your blood
stream and you start feeling the sideeffects as it almost feels like you're insides
are melting away. Wait wait,wait what Okay, so what's the second
tube number? What's that about?Um? Is that an attack? Yeah,
it's like an attack. It's anattack. Roll on and then you're

(51:36):
going to do a saving through.Okay, So he has to hit you
with the tube that the attack roleis, so that the tube actually makes
contact with your body, right,and then and then the forty six damage
is the chemicals going what what iswhat is? Uh? Forty six is
twenty nine? Uh? Math calculator, give me you do a calculator.

(52:01):
Whilst you do that, can youalso give me a constitution saving for as
people are saying seven, you gotit, all right? Oh sorry,
it's not advantage. Uh yeah,fifteen So that watch I have indomitable so
I can roll again. Oh thankgod, So let's try another time.

(52:27):
You gotta be fucking kidding me.Seventy episodes. I think we did pretty
good. Do as you fall asleep? Oh no, it's like it's a
sleep drug. You you feel yourselffeeling woozy, and you fall asleep on
top of uh right now, rightnow? So will sentinel on a lea

(52:52):
sentinel on Arson? Go ahead,do your attack against Arson. You hit
dealing a song fifteen about seven damageslicing into osin in retaliation. Yeah,
you can get from making grill fallasleep jeans um. All right, do

(53:14):
as you sleep until someone can wakeyou up. God, but hey,
the back of Ragnar is nice andfluffy. Exact bed h William is your
TN. All right. I justgot upper cut by a yng coat,
so I'm like, all right,I'm incapacitated, so my curse ends too.
Oh shit, all right, okay, time for me to go into

(53:36):
rogue mode, the actual way tofight, all right, Trevor take care
of blue Blood for me, Igotta do something. I'm going to zip
over here by this rock formation.Okay, I'm gonna get within sixty feet
and I'm firing. Can I wouldyou let me use sunburst again? Because
it is an eighth level spell?So what's my limit for that? Um?
I would say, you're essentially isthe equivalent of um? Wait,

(54:01):
sun burst? Sun burst? Yeah, there's sunburst and sunbeam. Sunbeam is
six. I can use that too, but I don't want Sunburst is an
eighth level spells. Yeah, willyou use sunbeam lost time? I use
sunburst? Well, you said yousaid how much D eight damage would you
do? That was twelve D six? I did sunburst damage. I had
sun so I was reading something.My bad. Sorry, that's very similar.

(54:23):
That is on me. I wouldsay, you have the equivalence of
if you were a wizard with howmany spell slots they would have? So
how many how many eighth level spellslots is a wizard have with that?
At level eighteen? I think youonly have one? Maybe two? I
think okay, I think you alreadyhave one, but you think I have
one? All right, Well,I can use sunbeam this time, so
that's fine. Okay, all right, So I'm gonna move behind. I'm
gonna move over this rock here,and there's nothing else in my way.

(54:45):
And I think this was in sixtyfeet. This is within sixty feet.
I'm firing a shot right at thedirection. It could cost sunburst at nightth
level. Oh fuck that, you'redoing that? Then? Okay, I'm
doing that then, um yeah,because that's that's that's the most damage.
Go ahead, all right, SoI fire it, and then she has
to make a con save. Ohyour sun bursting the director? Yeah,

(55:06):
fuck that, I'm going I'm goingbeyond all this crap. I can move
it light fair enough, all right, So she's got to do a con
save. Yes, all right,director, Flash cannon. All right,
Flash is flash is a card gameterm. It's also a Pokemon, but
it's whatever. Flash Cannon's good,all right? Director? Um see,

(55:30):
and she's eating Wait does she getdisadvantage? She's eating popcorn. She's just
sitting there like she like covers.He's already got sun glasses on from like
with a poke on. And umshe's sitting there not even give it a
ship, and I'm firing a ninthlevel spell at her. Okay, okay,
so it Oh shit, what alright, she's got a twenty two.

(55:54):
She success signs half damage. Shetakes half of twelve feet six. Well,
it's night levels, so that meansit's an extra digis right. It
doesn't say anything extra if you wantto add that, oh, I guess.
If it doesn't, then it doesn'tgo ahead? All right, cool,
all right, last time it wasit it was like in the thirties.
It wasn't bad, but it couldbe higher. Come on, let's

(56:15):
do this. Yeah, that's whatI'm talking about. All right, So
cut in half. That's twenty sixI think twenty six damage. Okay,
so right, so the beam exploresof the director. She goes it is
right out here, isn't it?Yes, what do you? And then
a cunning action. Shit, Iam going to move in the crack of

(56:35):
this rock and I'm going to turninto light and hide in this shrock.
Um okay, so you you youhide in the rock? Do you want
to do about a section stealth checkfor me? Thirty you just turn invisible.
I'm turning into light and hiding inthe cracks of this boulder, right,
yeah, rag, Now it isnow your turn. The sleeping DeRos

(56:59):
lay he's upon you. Wake up? What happened? I don't know?
Do what? What do I do? Do I wake up? Or what
happen? Come on the head?Yeah, you would have to, I
would say you would. You could, You would use one like instead of
doing an attack, you could useone of them to tip wake him up.

(57:20):
Okay, yeah, some much.You're such a loud snorer, del
so much. I just I justpicture Ragnar as the full pair, just
like it just reaches up and smacksomeway. It seems like my armor is
not working today. Ragnar. Wegotta we gotta quickly take care of ours

(57:45):
in here so we could go helpwith blue Blood and blue Blood here.
What the hell? That's crazy?Oh? Yes, he is over that.
He looks very dangerous. Now youonly have two attacks right now?
Oh boy, I look at Arsonall right? Can it killing you once
again? Boom boom boom boom boomboom. You're fucking up this, dude.

(58:09):
Yeahine, my favorite game of alltime plus fourteen, which is the
devil number. Umm, I'm notgonna do a mass of just doing them
eat individually. So you do thatmuch Dabbage against him as you are slicing
it to him, his greenish bloodsspraying from from his body. Green blood.

(58:31):
I wonder what that takes, allthe different flavors of bloods. I
can make your finds ounce as youwant. It's so funny. You hit
me because I do not feel pain? Um okay, that sounds like a
lame existence. Dah. Yeah,I don't know why I did want y

(58:54):
Yeah yeah, easies um that turnright now? That is my turn.
It is Cleo time. Hey,is me clear? The only person in
range of clear is Trevor, Soclear is going to rot up to Trevor.
Trevor's like, who the fuck isthis? Doesn't he isn't this the

(59:17):
goal that was like that kilt thathelped take down your mum. It's like
a v tuber that just appeared middleof the fucking battlefield, right it is?
Cleo has four attacks. They allsuck though, well that one doesn't
and that one doesn't. So actuallyyeah, two of them hit. Um

(59:39):
okay, yeah, I know I'mgonna click it for that one that Trevor
saber. So that's seventeen damage toTrevor. Yeah, I think Trevor might.
No, Trevor's not going to usereposed here he's gonna save that for
blue bars. Yeah, oh heshould have well, he should have used
it. Notice no, no,no. Prop propost is when he when

(01:00:01):
someone misses you an attack. Okay, he's going to use it on Cleo.
Now, um makes sense, Trevor, He's going to stab Cleo.
What Um? He hits, ripsa huge gash across Cleo's chest that like
halves her HP like she does nothave much t um. Now it's Clementine.

(01:00:27):
Um. Clementine is going to disengageand run away. Um. Does
Sensinel allow you to attack someone evenif they're disengaging, Yeah, even if
they use an action? No,no, no, that's not what I
like. It's when the right whena creature within five creatures provoked opportunity attacks
from you, even if they takethe different advent and disengage, so you

(01:00:47):
get an opportunity attack on on Clementine. Clementine, I don't want to do
this, but bark not hit,And because you hit, she doesn't move,
um, and she has to donot going anywhere. I'm terrified you're

(01:01:07):
you're joining our crew. I wantednot even join this organization. It was
that fucking old man you're on thewrong side, Clementine, come to the
good side. We're gonna win thison the good side. You got me
arrested, and then I had totrain to be that coffee wizard. Oh
you should have served me even thoughI was not wearing a shirt. That

(01:01:28):
sounds awesome. You became a coffeeShe fails the saving throat and Derris,
you're awaken. It's your turn right, Oh damn you are sing? Oh
dare you do that? Um?I she was hockey again. I'm gonna
use my only spell slot to casteggs on him now, um, and

(01:01:49):
I guess I'll give him disadvantage onuh strength checks. I guess I don't
well, not strange check, yeah, strange checks, not saves checks yeah,
uh so, um right, thenI guess I'll do this again here.
Um yeah, I don't really,I'll need to save my other things
for the very stronger threats. Butthis is still very bad. Um,

(01:02:12):
all right, let's just do itthen, Uh, I think they all
hit it? Yeah yeah, yeah, okay, all right, very good.
Um, and then I will rolla D six or damn it,
I'll do it. Just do threeD six real quick? Here? Ah,
where is it? Three D six? Yeah, doing extra three D
six a damage extra Um nice?Uh all right, burdon Um that is

(01:02:45):
a total of forty three damage intoours and for ours is really just having
a bad day. Um, you'recutting into arsin with the and your blade
is shining in the light and thestorms are reflecting off of it. Take
that. I won't fall for thisanother time? Sure? Okay? Uh?

(01:03:12):
Is that your hen? Then?Uh? Uh? Did I use
my bonus action? Yes? Idid. The hex is my bonus so
yeah, yeah, that's all Igot. Go ahead, Okay, Trevor's
up. Trevor already has a choicenow between dealing with the main threat or
getting rid of Cleo. I meanit's up to him. Wait, which
one would you say is more important? Because I mean, logically it's blue

(01:03:37):
Blood, but I really want tokill this cat girl. I'm not controlling
him. That's up to you.Man. He's his own man. He
is his own man. Two becausehe has one for Cleo, one for
Cleo, two for blue Blood.Ok, he's that logically one, two,
three, oh, only one ofthose hits again? Can I just

(01:04:00):
say to people when kid that werelike, go for the director from when
we're where we started, we wereone. We were one hundred and fifty
feet away with five enemies in frontof us. Yeah, yeah, the
one there is william Yeah, it'sfor reference. I'm currently hiding in a
boulder. Okay, hiding in abouldering in the boulder. I am literally

(01:04:23):
in a crack in the boulder.How much space does light take up?
Probably not very much. Um,I mean okay that we're not scientists.
So Cheva slashes into blue blood,his black blade, shivering with the blue
blood staining it. Um, sweatdripping off his face. It is now
the director's turn. Um, thedirector is going to roll a D seven

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mm hmm. What one? Thatsounds bad. That is bad, and
it's gonna be bad for Williams specificallybecause you are obviously the immediate threat.
So she doesn't know where you're hiding, but she knows you're in that sort
of area. I'm in a giantrock. Yeah, that's where I'm at.
Yeah. One is not good foryou because that is Dominius and he

(01:05:12):
appears Oh all right, Oh no, it doesn't have the mustache. He
never had a mustache. Oh wait, yeah he did. In the super
rare version of the card game,it's supers. Okay, he got a
fourteen game, all right, hehas to. I am, I am,

(01:05:34):
Okay, it's a giant rock.I'm I'm in a giant boulder right
now. Made light with a Stealeroll of thirty six, so I'm bending
the light to be invisible essentially.So okay, if he can blow up
this entire boulder, maybe but yeah, but oh it's not his turn yet
yet growing Europe. All right,before I take my next shots, I'm

(01:05:56):
gonna dig dig in the back ofmy little pouch where I keep all my
goodies, can pull something out.I didn't even realize I still had one
of these, but how ironic.I pop it into my gun. It
is a special bullet, and it'sone that I picked up a while ago.
Good it is an incinerary round.Yes, so I'm going to shoot

(01:06:17):
that along with my two other shotsat merrow. Oh like it already?
Yeah? Wait wait winch sharp shooteror without sharpshooter. I'm gonna go without
sharpshooter him finish him off right here? They all hit. I think you
killed him. Boom, he's onfire. Yeah, and then dang bong.

(01:06:38):
That's a lot of sixes and nines'llbe killed by sixty nine over and
over again. Yes, that isenough damage to kill Marrow. So how
do you want to do it?As soon as the first two, I'm
just gonna have like hears right intohis chest. And then the last one
I want to hit him right inthe neck and just like him up.

(01:07:00):
So the two bullets hitting um mythink my headphone is just disconnected. Um,
two bullets hitting Marrow. And thenthe last one lights him entirely on
a fire and um you see hisbony, fleshy body melt away as he
drops to the ground, and thenhe shimmers into dissipates into shadow shimmer.

(01:07:24):
This is the last time I willever let you interfere with my life Marrow
hashtag anyways do and I want Iwant to say this, Roda, in
this moment, as you look atthe flaming body of Captain Marrow, you
don't feel fear when you see theflames as actually what he said confidence,

(01:07:57):
I mean, he is like thatis what we call character development. Sweet,
sometimes spooky. You and me arelike the perfect wave, like we
fused together at one point. Linked. Yeah, but after that, I'm
gonna run towards Duros and Ragnar andI still have one shot with the rifle
of Injustice, So I'm just gonnathrow that at ourson. Go ahead,

(01:08:20):
Yeah, that hits him. Boomeighteen Oh wow, Okay, I was
just getting royally fucked up here.Um, and now it's all the NPC's.
So what do you want pel todo? She's just got back up
off the ground. She's got hersword, her blade in hand. Um,
she's looking up at the giant timberlord. You can imagine blood running

(01:08:42):
down her mouth. What do youwant to do her to do? Verona
earl, shake it off, lightup his feet. We gotta keep pushing.
Yeah, all right, he's gonnago. She's gonna go for the
feet, hot foot, hot foot. The flaming sword swings. Yes,

(01:09:05):
they both hits. She's been verygood with the hitting and they do pretty
good damage. Um, thirty fourstraight away just from the blade slicing into
him, and then the seventeen plusfour is twenty one times two. I
could do that in my head isforty two? Who fire fire damage?
Yeah? Yes, did you dothe con say for the timber order to

(01:09:28):
see if he was still blinded?Um, he's just still blinded. He
didn't do it. That's fantastic.Still blinded, Um okay, and his
feet are on the fire, bitsof his bark and his would bits of
falling off his body. It's likea flaming I mean what he was supposed
he was designed to be lit onfire. That was the whole idea.

(01:09:50):
Yeah, it was like, man, yeah exactly, So now he is
on fire. Um well, I'mglad we could realize his dream. Yeah
it is Cyril's what do you wantCyril to do? M durus. He's
he's wounded, but he's he's stillup. He's still ready, rided in
hand. I've got time to You'vegot there. He's right there in front

(01:10:11):
of you. I believe in you. God. If Syah gets a krip
now, that would be incredible.But I feel like he's just gonna fail
it again. One Oh my god, at least the first one hits.
At least the first one hits doestwenty two damage. It's not his day.

(01:10:32):
As the trident stabs into Arson,the water spinning around the end of
the trident, messing up Arson's insides, and then he falls over again.
This is what happens when you skipbreakfast before This is what happens. So
he's really slipping withy by feel Westpoor guy. Zy, Um wait you

(01:11:00):
know what? Yeah, yes,he can use action search now that's what
he did. Yeah, so ifhe's a second level fighter, he can
so well they're not classes, buthe he goes maybe he's gonna stand up
and he's gonna action search ad moreagain. It would be again, Cyril.

(01:11:21):
If oh good, good, goodgod. Yeah, yeah, hit
him again twenty sixth Oh my god, bring it home, Cyril, bring
it home? All right? Umit is it is doxy Ton. Uh
yeah, doxy. I want herto just run up behind this boulder here.
Yeah. And then there's throw knivesat Luleo's neck. Cleo, Yeah,

(01:11:45):
just been a shrub quick. Ourson'salmost dead. He's over there.
Okay wait wait wait wait wait waitI forgot None of you guys have other
turns after this, So yeah,throw the knives that I don't know if
she can reach can she reach Arson? Yes? Oh okay, they just
do that because then she might beable to kill him. Yeah. I
hear a voice from the light.I'm ready to fuck it. Fuck up

(01:12:09):
this science, man. I hatescientists. I hate science, really despise
him. Buck up, and he'sa chemist too. That's like it's the
worst. What a waistman. Okay, she throws the dagger, it hits,
It does twenty seven damage. He'sgot twenty eight. Wait, but

(01:12:32):
hold up, we still have aHeally. I'm not the first time ourson
died was because of a bullet dealingone and now Heally just attacks do one
damage? Right if they if hecan punch Arson for one damage, anyone

(01:12:55):
could? I just say, writersays the Heally he hit him with your
syringe, wal with nothing yet Heallygoes kill mode and he just walks over
and punches really weakly. He gotthis Heally? Okay, what is this?
Oh god, that's Artisan's AC.There's no way Heally can hit him.
Is it possible? So I'm justgonna it's just gonna be he has

(01:13:15):
doesn't have any strengths. It's justgonna be plus up efficiency bonus, which
is gonna be a artisans. Idon't think Arson's AC is higher than twenty?
Is it? Thee? My god? Oh my god? And it
does one damage? Please be one? Heally walks out, I am ready

(01:13:45):
and just kind of lightly taps all. Is it at all? It explodes
the second way. Oh god,oh man, he imagine, I imagine
he really just starts spinning his armaround a lot and then just bumps into
Arson and he holy shit. Allright, all right, guys, this

(01:14:14):
is this is where the counterattack begins, right here. All right, it's
blue Blood's turn. We do havethe strongest guys deal with. Then.
I don't think we can beat blueBlood. A good blue Blood turns to
Trevor and he's gonna punch him.Yeah what how Oh wait? Sorry sorry

(01:14:35):
sorry sorry? I thought that wasthe damage. That's the damage. Let's
go. I was like, howokay. He punches Trevor for one hundred
and ten damage, just sending himclean into the unconscious. Trevor flies up
and lands in a sort of bloodyheap on the ground. He's obviously not
dead, but now he's uncount us. Oh no, he still has an

(01:15:02):
attack. Well, Cleo, he'sright next to her. She's right next
blue Blood like Cleo, so annoying, flying into a rock stand near me,
cat girl, I'm gonna roll itthose for this, Cleo? Was
you running at YouTube? You can? You can make it to multiple people?

(01:15:26):
Um so one D four Well,Doxy's hiding, isn't she's hiding?
She did she do a sense stealthbro she did not? She she didn't,
But I'll make it kind of behindthe rock. I'll make her do
a stealth roll because she would ifI just forgot to do it. It's
implied. It's implied she'll do therole. Oh she got a sixteen so

(01:15:47):
yes, blue Blood could see her. Oh no, and the phone did
mean it would be Doxy because itwere yeah. Fuck so no, blue
Blood's gonna run up to Doxy behindin the rock and goes my daughter.
She goes, fuck you, andblue Blood he's just gonna kill her.

(01:16:08):
I think I think this just thoughshe has uncanny Dodge, she can half
the damage. Yes, but that'seven half could still kill her. So
we'll see what's what Darksi's are help, so definitely hits that crip, all
right, fifty four So fifty fourDoxy has thirty five hp, so fifty
four not start conscious but doesn't start. Oh my god, he's gonna use

(01:16:30):
Okundy dodge. Blue Blood charges up, smashes Doxy into the ground, and
Dot wipes out unconscious. So blueBlood makes two people unconscious and in one
term um, which is that's notgood, which he's not this Andrew good.
What's not good for Pearl is timberLord. Okay, he's going to

(01:16:55):
try and slam Pearl. Okay,come on, come on, you're blinding.
Come on, buddy. He doeshave disadvantage. It does a disadvantage.
Um okay, so, son ofa bit, I don't. It
still hits. The question is doesit kill? It doesn't kill. It

(01:17:15):
knocks on caution. So timber Lordsmashes Peole on the ground. I guess
he sweeps the try and hit herum and knocks Pearl out unconscious. This
is why I wanted to train withPearl, so she can master her inner
dragon. Just letting everybody know,um, Arson's dead, William Okay,

(01:17:35):
oh shit, okay, okay,yes, yes, yes, all right,
I am going to all right nowthis can I cast prismatic spray?
It is a light based attack.Yes, you can probably just run away
from Dominius the speed of light.I have the speed of light. You're
gonna try and regroup with the Devil'slike pirates. I am gonna try to

(01:17:57):
move down here to me. Letme move it over here. Okay,
hold on, I'm gonna move intolight, and I want to cast prismatic
spray, which is a cone onBlue sixty feet on blue Blood. It's
also gonna hit Cleo. I'm tryingto get. I'm trying to angle it
so that Blue Blood moved, whichfucked up. But I'm trying to hit
blue Blood Cleo in the timber Lord. I don't think I'll be able to
hit the timber Lord with this.What's the range. It's a sixty foot

(01:18:20):
cone. That's what I'm trying tofigure out with cone crap. So yeah,
yes, I think it would,but it also you would be able
to you can hit blue Blood CleoTimberlord. Okay, but you found that
online, so that would also hitTrevor. Thought but he's uncut. Yeah,
he's nuch. Would it would countas one death save like failure for

(01:18:41):
him. We gotta take that risk. You're good. We gotta take that
risk. If we're not making risks, then we're not We're not gonna win
this fight, all right, Okay, all right, okay, go ahead,
this is all over all right,So I'm casting prismatics. So this
is Trevor, Blue Blood, Cleo, and timber Lord are all gonna get
caught in this. Okay, soeight multi colored rays of light flash from

(01:19:04):
your hand. Each ray is adifferent color and has a different power.
Each creature in a sixty foot conemust make a deck saving throw. Each
target rolls a D eighth to determinewhat it is. They say they may
have to make a deck save tobegin. I'm gonna I'm gonna imagine that
it's all going to be the like, because I could see that they're like
fire, acid, lightning, poisonouscold. So yeah, I think rolling
the D eight to determine which colordoesn't matter. I think that then,

(01:19:27):
no, it definitely matters, becauseindigo turns you to stone and violet blinds
you. Yeah, you would youwould you have this ability that this is
This is what I'm going to say, because you obviously wouldn't well, because
we're obviously making it so it's justlight and it's not any of the other
things. Okay, I don't thinkthe toney is a stone would make sense.
That's fair, that's fair. ButI do want to roll the D

(01:19:49):
eight because if I roll eight,I get they get hit with two beams.
So so okay, roll the Deight. If it's a set,
then to make it, they haveto make a deck save first, all
right, all right, okay,that's more on there. They have to
make deck saves and then they haveto make UM all right, clearly's probab
we'll be definitely going to die fromthis. Oh okay, there's no way
she got twenty one on her decksave. Hold on a second, so

(01:20:14):
okay, yeah, let's still justkeep track of that rull. We'll rule
the deck. Timboloud doesn't have dexterity, he just critically filled. Yeah,
Timberload takes thirty seven. Blue Bloodtakes half of thirty six, which is
UM fifteen plus three right, umeighteen, So blue Blood takes eighteen as

(01:20:34):
you spray him in the face.Timboloaud takes thirty six damage of Shining Light.
Um and Cleo took the the fifteenand they, I mean, they've
all been weakened from that. Trevortakes a death save. And is is

(01:20:55):
it possible when I use my uncannynot my uncanny touch, my cunning action,
I grab Darks and get her outof there? Um? I could
say that, yeah, she Ican say you could drag her out.
Yeah, I mean, you're justgonna grab her when you when you dash
out, I assume or yeah,I'm just gonna do that turn in the
light grabb her and then dash thebuck out of there. Okay, sweet,

(01:21:15):
and you're gonna regroup with the restof the crew. Yeah, if
I can zip over where they areyet, Yeah, yeah, i'd say,
because you have Kizzaro's devil fruit,that's like the one thing you can
do is zip around, So movejust yeah, use zip back to the
crew, Ragna Duras standing the Roda, you're all you're all clapped up there.

(01:21:36):
Um, and that's your turn,William, I imagine. Okay,
yeah, that's everything. It's nowDuro's black a Dua's Black is now really
far away from anyone, So hisentire turn is just gonna be here walking
towards you guys. Um, Ragnaat short term, how far can I

(01:22:00):
move? Um? Right? Soyeah, i'd have to attack the timber
Lord anyway. It's because he's theonly one within reach and we might as
well get rid of him. Yeah, I mean you are super effective against
him. Ye, yes, ifyou use the right acts. Make sure
you're using I could use I coulduse the great acts, but I've had
it on my back this entire time. Um, is it the great Acts?

(01:22:21):
It said, it's whatever it's called, like the lumberjack or something.
I am right, I don't knowwhat it's called. Listen, the wicked
people would know better than me.It's it is on your sheet. There's
a reason you would have taken itoff. Yeah, I have great acts
an execution or act, so itmight be the great acts. Uh.
Yeah, it must just been agreat accent um. Sorry, okay,

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Ragnar closes his eyes and says,I actually named this move after you.
I call it the timber Lord.It was the I used against the timber
Lord where I turned my axe black. Yes, our min hockey, Yes,
I will use one of my hockeydie. Yeah, and I am

(01:23:06):
gonna use three strikes just to oneof his legs and just try to make
him fall over. Go ahead,chop off the leg and it's that.
We're gonna double damage because it's heis wood boom boom or two of them
hits one of them doesn't. Thirteenand then do you want to roll the

(01:23:28):
extra hockey dice as well, becauseI'm gonna double that with it as well.
Yeah. Ten plus thirteen plus nineplus fourteen plus twelve fifty eight times
two is one hundred and eight timestwo is sixteen one hundred and sixteen damage.
You're gonna kill him? How areyou gonna kill the table lords?

(01:23:48):
Ragnartist? Like I named this attackafter you. My axe turns black,
I close my eyes. I swingtwice for one leg, and then I
spit around like Kuma Kuma splitter andhit the other leg, chopping both legs
off and watch on the watch outtimber and is his flaming wooden body shatters

(01:24:13):
against the ground. The timber Lordis defeated. Um a lot and from
his remained did you see Ragner sittingon a chair bade from his own body?
It's so much easier to kill timberLord. Now, you guys level
eighteen as opposed to level seven.Yeah, but that means it's now Cleo's
yeah. Uh and Cleo is gonnaI wonder if actually having the web camera

(01:24:39):
on is gonna like you out moreteching, so you could turn it off
if you want to. Um,I was gonna say, you're not on
Wi Fi? Right, yeah,yeah, no, it's just data.
Yeah yeah, true. I thinkyou sound better without the camera on.
Okay, So yeah, thank you, You're welcome. Cleo is really far
away from anyone. Well, Idon't think he can eat even Oh,

(01:25:02):
I know she can just get toRag now, So Cleo, Ragnar's coming
for you. Sorry, Ragnar,Cleo is coming for you. I think
you said it right the first time. Yeah, I said, Okay,
she's just she's gonna call you.But I don't think they're gonna do anything
to you. She just drag allof them to me, and um,
none of them hit. Okay,so you just lead down with your shield

(01:25:26):
and she just starts cloring at theshield. Yes, Um, I don't
even look at me. Time's gonnarun away. She's no longer in range
for your sentinel right now. Ithink, um, unless it's ten feet,
but I don't think it is.Um it's five feet. Yes,

(01:25:47):
but Cleo attacks Geral, So technicallyI could attack you fence it all.
Yeah, you can. You canattack, and Ragnar absolutely would all right,
no hesitation, Yeah that hits youkill Cleo? How do you kill
Cleo? I don't even look atme in a chop off her head,
just shot. Okay, Cleo diesdecapetition for a second time. I mean

(01:26:15):
that. I guess they're all dyingfor a second time. Cattation. That's
funny, that's a good one.No, No, I'm very pissed by
it. That's back back, holdon, it's coming back. Yeah,
let's go. All right, Ifeel like I feel like we've got to

(01:26:36):
do an extra like fifteen twenty minutesunless just because of how much time we
haven't been able to play in themiddle of this shit. Shit, all
right, there we go there,Yeah, okay, all right, okay,
cool, taking back everyone, pogChamp, all right, I'm so
sorry now, apologies, I haveto go pee really quick. No,
I'm just I think it's a fourfour hour session and just like end the

(01:27:00):
serious It sucks because like at thebeginning of this, I was just like,
man, I'm so happy by internetworks now, and then we legitimately
had was Oh well, Clementine's nolonger scared Doris. She ran away and
she got a nice scene, soshe is now who was who was I
thinking? You're strong, Clementine,you're strong, You're the best barista in

(01:27:24):
all of time. Turns around andyou're going to kill that son of a
bitch. Um Juris it is yourturn? Right? Um? I see
Perlex to me and I see Trevor, who's dying even hard. Yes,
there there are two unconscious people atthe moment, and you do have your

(01:27:45):
hit points in your sword. Ido have them. And I'm just like,
oh god, there's three three doxytwo three docks you two. Unfortunately,
I think Trevor is the more thebiggest asset for this battle. Yeah,
out here we got blue blood.We gotta get Trevor back. Oh
my gosh, these next the Devil'sluck pirates care more about efficiency than their

(01:28:10):
friends. But does that? Butdoes Darrows? Yeah that's true. The
most time, the one duty he'sbeen protected, like been vowed to do.
Yeah, yeah, that's just focuson pearl Man, honestly. I
mean right next to me. She'sright next to you. And and then

(01:28:34):
I remember that Healy incident where weleft one person and they've got to c
fail and they died, and I'mlike, I can save it this time,
and I'm going to get Trevor up. You're gonna get Trevor. I'm
going to get Trevor up because Iwill not have another regret someone that's close
to death. True, it's trueif he got if he wrote a one,

(01:28:56):
he would have died. Yes,so you you put your sword.
He has twelve hp. I putmy sword up in the air. I'm
like, by this light, noone shall die this day. And then
I don't know how it works thelight. The light beams from the sword
into Trevor. Trevor's wounds start healingup and he opens his eyes. Oh

(01:29:18):
fuck that guy. Ah, hereally hits hard. Um, and I
think the only person arranged with meand Ragnar is unfortunately your barista friend.
Yeah. Oh no, Um,so kill it anything mounted combat? So
do I move with Ragnara? Howdoes this work? Okay? Well usually

(01:29:42):
yeah, if you had a horse, you it would you would move as
the horse as a unit. Right, But that's the implication is the horses
under your command. Ragnar's not underyour command, so you can't force Ragnar
to move. But mack me inthe butter, I'll go whatever direction mark.
Okay, if Ragnall consents, youcan move with Ragna. But it's
he has to consent to it.I feel like we've already consented to this

(01:30:05):
and the rule. Yeah, allright, I give him a hard Yeah,
let's go to your root, allright, You as a unit move
towards Clementine. Um, and whatI'm going to do again, Um,

(01:30:27):
I'm going to hit her with ummaneuver. I'm gonna just fear her again.
Honestly, she's having a terrible day. She's gonna have all of these
other ones that literally just like recrelike images there it feel pain, but
she's the only one whose feet couldfeel any sort of emotion. Um.
Yes, seventeen I think hits her. Yeah, okay, very good,
and then that in my maneuver um, so that would be wow, sixteen

(01:30:55):
damage. She will take half damage. Oh oh that's right. She's cut
through her coffee. But you wantedto do She's got to do another wisdom
save right, Yes, yes,she goes all right, he's probably gonna
fail this seventeen that's just enough towin. Yeah, wow, it's so

(01:31:15):
good right now, miss Barista.If you can't beat him, join them,
that's what they say, after all, come to our side. I
know you want to. Is sheimmune to charm because Ragnar's charming are really
good. Right now, I wouldassume it doesn't matter because I still have
two more attacks. Um, andone of them again, I'm going to

(01:31:35):
try and fear her one more.I'm running out of maneuver's boys. Oh
boy, oh boy. Okay,okay, all right, so she's feared
again, all right, all right, Um, so there's the damage,
and I guess my maneuver damaged too. Um, which is where is that

(01:31:56):
twelve? No, it's oh yeah, you're you're yea. So there you
go. M what have with that? And then just another normal one?
Damn it? Just another normal Ohas you slice it to her coffee body,

(01:32:23):
her coton coffee sprague everywhere. Um, okay, well is that your
turn to roth? Yeah, that'sall I got, That's all I got.
Oh gosh, all right, dowe have any Apparently your DC is

(01:32:45):
nineteen, so she would get fearedfor the first one who doesn't matter,
she got feared anywhere. Oh thenI wouldn't have used that other maneuver.
Yeah, you could save that maneuver. Then everyone the detected down of the
damage. The twitch chat isn't filledwith people who enjoy one PCD and D.
It's filled the people exclusively here tocorrect all of our mistakes. I

(01:33:05):
don't, I don't. I'm sorry. I mean that's fine. I mean
that happens with Ugo, with meand Briggs every week we just have a
We're just idiot and we just don'tknow what we're doing. We're sorry about
of times I've feel not how thatworks in Briggs is not using mitchi Zuri

(01:33:26):
correctly. I'm like, guys,it's fine, all right, okay,
Well the fuck is happening? Duros, it's Nel Trevor's turn. I mean,
Trevor's gonna go for blue Blood again. Oh God, why you got
him up? He got it,he could do this. Vice Admiral Trevor,
one of the strongest marines in thewhole of the Four Blues and the

(01:33:53):
grand Line of the New World andshaking from being specific. Yes, you
know, I am. I candeal with this. He's gonna swing three
times. I mean, okay,all right, okay, it's better than
he usually does. Yeah, yeah, I mean that's good damage. That
is sixty five damage. We arewe are happy with sixty five. Um,

(01:34:16):
but it's now the director's tone andhe's she's gonna roll a D six.
Oh I see it keeps going down. It does keep going down.
But UH can't do I could technicallyrun towards the director next turn. Um,
we just ignore blue Blood and letters, I mean, not the move.
I don't know. I don't know. I fired a laser beam matter

(01:34:38):
and she didn't really seem all thathurt. So I don't think she's gonna
go down too easily. But ifwe just let her do what she does,
she's just gonna keep sound running.More of these bastards. She's coming
this time. She waves her handand you see these insects swarming round.
Okay, it's just this fine.Then this man with his white hair and
dark skin appears in a mass offlies locus, and it's Nanon or Nanut.

(01:35:03):
I don't know. I gotta remember. I gotta be honest with you.
I don't even remember who this guyis, William, doesn't I do.
He's the guy who gave us freeale, and you never trust someone
who give us someone free ale.I got over the fire, not the
bugs. This is not good,all right. I literally cannot remember if
it's no Newt or no None onthe week, that's what the chats for

(01:35:28):
that. No, No, Idon't think the chat knows either. I
think during the session I would gethis name wrong. Two I have two
names, he says, there yougo, no noon, okay, no,
no, no, he wrote hisinitiative, and it's not why do
they all get nineteenes? Okay,I don't know. That's just that's there.

(01:35:49):
They're working together, all right,Verona Europe. Technically yes, okay.
I have an idea of what Iwant to do here, but I
don't know if I can do allof it. So the first thing I
want to do is animate one ofmy healing serums and send that over to
Pearl. Good. So I'm gonnado that first. Yeah, that's your

(01:36:10):
bonus action. Bonus action. Boomshot Locke. So the the the the
helix. Herey rushes over to polland um checks herself into into her She
opens her eyes. Um, she'sgot ten HP. Okay, So if

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if I were to use my likestabilizing thing to heal doxy, that would
count is my action? Right?Yes, And it wouldn't heal it,
it would just make her. Yeah, I could do something on my turn.
But yeah, we got heally too. We have heally too. You
do have heally? Okay, he'smoving, next turn, Doc, Yeah,

(01:36:57):
you're good. Okay, all right, So here's what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna action surge so that Ican dash all the way over here.
Too. You're gonna dash next toblue blood, is what you're saying,
Dash next to the rock. I'mjumping on top of the rock,
all right. I pull out thevoid shotgun before I shoot it. I'm

(01:37:20):
doing something very specific here. Iam going to stuff the yellow or the
blue of spinkle substances into the barrelif you'll allow me to do. Okay,
what the fuck does the blue duIt turns him into liquid rustage liquid?
Okay, turning blue blood into liquid. That's my plan if I can
shoot him and actually get him,all right? Is it not just that

(01:37:43):
you allow it? Okay? Isn'tit just if he ingests it? But
it's going into his blood, youknow, it's getting into his It's like
he's like firing a blunderbust. It'sgonna scatter shot like yeah, like it
get in his blood. Yeah,I don't know if Like, actually,
it is very clever, and Iwill allow it, but I will say
that he gets to make saves tonot become liquid. Is that fair?

(01:38:06):
Yeah? I will. I willallow it to happen. But he gets
the saves on his turns to umyou know, as he's essentially it's poisoned.
That he's resisting, he gets thecontect, all right, so bing
bong um, the first one hits, the second one doesn't. All right,

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okay, eighteen damage as you blowdyou're load into blue blood. Um,
it's an effecting, okay, andI will I will say this to
be fair. He does have legedyresistances, but I will not use it
if he fails it. You saidthey don't have them in this not resists,
still has a resistance, but ifhe fails, I won't use it,

(01:38:50):
just to be fair. What's theac what's that? What? What?
What is he going to be?What's he trying to be? Here?
Mine's only sixteen, so it's notgreat. But well he might fails,
all right, turn into a puddle. Turn into a puddle. Come
on, it would be for it'syour intelligence now it'd be it'd be seventeen

(01:39:11):
now it'd be okay, okay intelligence. Well, well it's okay. Well
I tried. It was a reallygood idea, um, but you it's
it's it's difficult to turn a yourc into liquid. I'll tell you what.
And ever since that one piece chapter, we know that that people can
like resist ailment effects like that becauseyeah, because they could do that,

(01:39:32):
well, I did it. Yeah, and that's essentially a saving So Rona,
you jump on the rock, youpull out your shotgut, you blast
blue Blood for at damage um andhe concentrates really hard as he can see
parts of liquid, but he managesto stay a solid and he looks at
you would fury in his eyes.Oh oh it is now post turn.

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We're gonna go polser doxy Healey againin the order. All right, so
Verona, what do you want Pearlto do? She just got up.
She's not really near anyone. Ithink that she can reach blue Blood and
Clementine because she can fly. Mmhmm. That really depends on she's determined

(01:40:21):
to fight for the team. There'san insect guy, Yeah, shoot a
fireball at him. I think shecould reach. Yes, she could reach
the new Yeah, you want togo out an insect guy? Light infestation
Pearl okay station. She flies forward, her flaming sword behind her. She

(01:40:43):
spins it in her hand and isgoing to sort of spinning blade cut through.
Pearl is very cool, she is. I'm glad she's never died yet.
Oh lovely. I don't know whyshe has advantage on but the nineteen
does hit. I'll cook with thisone. So the damage fourteen plus seventeen

(01:41:04):
as she slices through the noons,doesn't fire do anything effective because insects.
Yeah, it's insect like pokemons.Oh gosho. They definitely fought before.
Was it? Was it super effective? Then? I mean it's fire.
Remember, No, I just rememberwe I use conquers Hockey on him.

(01:41:27):
He filled to the floor and thenwe just beat the shit out. I
remember about this guy. Yeah,I don't. I don't think it's a
loggia. I think it's um justa bug fruit. I think he just
controls bugs. Is it a loggia? It might be a loggia. I
don't know. Someone checked the wikie. I don't know. I would say
he didn't turn into a bug.No, but it came out it's a
parabia. Okay, So I don't. I don't think it did extra damage

(01:41:49):
to him. But it's madam,it's good. Yeah, it's it's it's
still good. It's still good damage. Jopoe, you cut it too the
newt thanks, all right, what'sSara gonna do? Sara cannot get to
any of the enemies. He's toofar away. You do a range attack.
Um, range attack blue blood orsomething, or he's behind he's behind

(01:42:13):
a rock, yeah, bus behinda rock. Um. If Sarah moves
up a bit, he might beable to do it. He can only
blast a few people. He canblast coffee lady who takes half. I
think knocking out the coffee lady's probablythe good thing. Right now, she's
kind of annoying. Just like itagain. Hey, you don't see she

(01:42:33):
is terrified at the moment, souh yeah, yeah, just go for
the coffee lady. Just knock herout. Okay, just do something.
But range attacks cannot be done nonlethally, I mean, yeah, but
won't die, probably won't. Um, it doesn't hit see wait wait,

(01:42:55):
she's frightened, but frightened of you, So you have advantage. I don't
think anyone else does. True,You're okay. So he blasts a hydrocada.
The water just sort of puddles nearClementine. Um, we have to
save the barrister, all right,We'll do a death saving for Doxy before

(01:43:15):
heale. And also, can Sideromove up a little bit more to the
right a little bit to try andget next uproll but not too close to
us. Because I know what doctorsdoes. Yeah, seriously, yeah,
we'll do a death save food.That's not good. He heale's here,
I will heal. I am readyto beat of service. Do do do

(01:43:39):
do do do do another fifteen.Oh that's the lucky number, the opposite
fucking oh oh, I forgot howhard he punches. Actually, I don't
think you ever fucking punched me.I was like at a quarter thor of
nine. I zipped you away thatone time because you're puppet smashed to do
a million. I hate my dad. He's a break He is a dick.

(01:44:00):
Now listen, I gotta go kickhis ass. Go hide behind that
boulder and don't move. If weall die, you gotta keep the devil's
luck spirit alive, all right,what William? Don't docs eat? Listen
to me. We've been on asplendid journey, and I have to tell
you right now that we might notmake it out of here. I have
no fucking idea what I'm doing,all right. I know that comes as
a shock because I always look likeI'm in control of everything. But what

(01:44:23):
I need you to understand is thatif we all die here, you erect
a giant statue of all of us. Okay, now go hide behind that
boulder. No, but you can'ttie William. You make mine out of
wood. You make Cragner's out ofwood, make duros Is out to put,
make mine out of some really elegantmetal, I don't know, titanium

(01:44:46):
or some shit, and make Verona'sout of verona. What do you want
your statue made out sapphires, sapphires, pure sapphires, docks. I thought
my gold would have been made moresense. Oh yeah, gold solid.
Anyway, we're on. You havegodfa your you'rere contingency. Doxy, you're

(01:45:08):
in the contingency. Sometimes it's notfunny to make jokes. Captain. You're
not gonna fucking die, all right? Mm hmm. Prick, Well,
we're gonna try and not too.But I don't know such a fucking monca,
she says to herself, sort ofalmost trying to hold back to yours.
If it's looking bad, I wantyou to run as fast as possible.

(01:45:30):
I'm not fucking running, all right. Mm hmm. Blue Blood's gonna
fucking punch Trevor. Oh god,I'm like I'm having this heartfelting with Doxy
like I don't know if we're gonnamake it. And then and the Trevors
gets knocked up into the air,so okay, so uh, he's gonna
punch Trevor. Trevor gets fucking knockedout, and then he's gonna turn around,

(01:45:53):
walk up to Verona and hit youfrom ninety nine Verona, which which
is so funny because Verna has onehundred hit points, so it takes him
down to one. God one oh, forever's out ago for the second time.
Yeah, And because we had liketwo big pauses, we are running

(01:46:13):
for I know it's time, butwe're gonna run twenty uh and the neot
is here. The Newt's gonna bugbite pole. I don't know if you
guys remember what the bug bite does, but I do punch, send me
flying? Or am I still here? You're you're still You're still there?
Damn. Um Okay, he smashesyou against the rock pretty much is what

(01:46:36):
he does. Make sense. Thebug bite hits, it only does three
damage, but which is incidental.Um, I'm gonna roll a D six
and nothing happens. Okay, bagood. I don't know if you remember

(01:47:00):
that that was the thing that lethim control people like Peel would attack you
guys if he got a six umand the other There's other state disabilities as
well, but one is nothing happening. So the newt achieved nothing. Um
so just like the rest of hislife. Yeah, all right, William,
it's your turn. Okay, thisis a stretch. I'm made of

(01:47:27):
light, all right, I'm Ican move really fast if you want to
stretch this light is the fastest thingon the planet. Rest it exist.
It's not just on the planet,it exists. Yeah. Yeah, I'm
letting you be able to zip anywhere. I want to pick up doxy,
zip off the island, drop heroff, and then come back. You
want to get you want Doxy to. I want to hurt him, Knocket.

(01:47:48):
Can't you do that the blue Thatwould be a say no no for
him. That would be a healso would not be able to carry.
I am heavy. He's heaviest thing. Right. You don't know where you
are exactly. You don't know howfar away the nearest island is. I
don't but light could I mean,it's it's light. I don't know if

(01:48:10):
he's at how we vocus like killingblue Blood? Um, I mean I
can I can let you do it, but you'll be out for a whole
like round. I can't do that. I can't do that. I'm gonna
be out for a whole round.Okay, I'm just gonna tell her to
go hide behind the rock. Ifit's looking rough, then you gotta get
out of here. You gotta leave, all right. I don't know how

(01:48:33):
you're gonna get off this island,but you gotta survive somehow. Fucking leaving.
What a fucking coward? All right, Doxy, this could really be
it right now? Okay, likeI'm not fucking around here. I'm gonna
go fight that guy and probably getmy fucking jaw smashed in. All right,
we fucked him up before, we'lljust do it again. I don't

(01:48:55):
know how we did that. Justthe fight was insane? Did Louis d
r I summoned a pregnant lady?I have no idea what I'm doing.
I don't even know why I'm here. I tried to make Duros the captain
like four times, and he willnot let him. Oh, all right,
you know what? Just are you? Are you adamant that you want

(01:49:17):
to fight with us? Of course, I've never had a family before me
neither. I mean, my dadis that fucking guy, and my mum
you killed as well. I mean, she's fun to the head. I
pretty much grew up on the streets. I didn't, all right, I

(01:49:40):
won't abandon the only family I've everhad. All Right, then, if
we're gonna do this, we're gonnago that like a family. I guess.
I grab her, I'm gonna zipover to behind this rock, drop
Doxie off here all right, faraway, okay, and I hear,
and then she can throw daggers atblue Blood. And then I'm gonna zip
back on top of the rock nextto Verona. And then sunbeam blue Blood

(01:50:00):
right in the face. Sunbeam thistime, it's kind of like sunburst,
just not as good, doesn't doas much damage. He still needs to
make a con save throw just alaser beam. I'm shooting right in his
face, all right, come on, fail that con you son up a
bitch. Yeah, he still takesdamage. He takes the damage. He's

(01:50:29):
gonna take a sixty eight half ofthat, all right, it's modified er,
I'm just curious. Oh it's it'sthat's not bad. That's a pretty
good. Actually, he takes halfof that's that's eighteen eighteen. Agan,
he is not blinded. Unfortunately,he's not on dead or an ooze.

(01:50:49):
That ooze thing might have worked onartisan. Yeah, it just gives them
a disadvantage on the saving throw,that's all all right? Um yeah,
and it creates actual sunlight like that'sit. It's really bright it here.
Yeah, Verona, I could zipus out of here and hide. You

(01:51:10):
want us to do that? Idon't know I would. I don't know.
You you just up? Yeah,okay, you happen. I can
do see by the way, makea stealth to see how she said you
actually move with the speed of light. But I don't know if well in

(01:51:30):
this situation to move because they wouldbe disengaging, right, yeah. Yeah,
it's the opportunity at tech that Ican move at the speed of light.
Other people traveling at the speed oflight if I picked them up,
probably wouldn't do so good. Okay, Yeah, I feel William should still
move. You can at least getout of here yourself. Just yeah,

(01:51:56):
could I just engage, I'd saythat you can probably, Okay, all
right, I'll do that. Youstill have your cunning action to disengage the
other things movement. Then I'll justsit back and hide. I'll place myself
behind this shrock kind of like differentpoints here. I'll do it self just
because I actually you can do it. Yeah, you can do a stelf
because you hit him with it attacked. Yes, yes, Oh hold on,

(01:52:16):
I have to pull up my fearfulshot again because the other one.
Oh no, no, you youyou I always I'm very always particular about
this. You didn't hit him withattack. Wait, actually no, fuck,
it's pychically I would say it isa spell. Okay, okay,
explain the spells are not an attack. They're like an aero effect damage and
they don't count as attack in termsof rules interactions. However, we're just

(01:52:39):
reflavoring these spells as your devil fruitattacks, and so in this situation,
I will count it as an attackfor the sake of your ability where you
disengage for free so you can doyour self check. You're you're invisible,
all right, I just literally canuse light to bend me invisible. Yeah
okay. Uh and then did Darcydo a self uh? She will?

(01:53:00):
Oh you um yeah, okay,don't die. Duro's black is going to
walk up to Ragna oh no,very shaky thumbs up. He looked down.
He pulls out his sword. Ohwait, he has a destructive wave,

(01:53:21):
doesn't he. Oh no, ohno, that's not good. He's
not gonna use that now though.Um and does anyone remember how many attacks
he has? Actually? Yeah,he had zero? Actually weird, weird,

(01:53:45):
boss, you created zero? Ithink too, people, I have
some people to chat saying too,I think too. He's gonna attack you
with his sword twice and then hethe minus one. He gives us an
attack. Oh my god. Theyneither of them hit. Oh critically fails
stabbing Clementine. Yes, yes,fantastic. Oh my god. Um yeah,

(01:54:13):
that's his tone. Okay, rightnow, you're up. Damn it.
I wanted to go take care ofblue Blood dis journey. We had
to. There's too many enemies.I don't know what to do. Captain,
just keep flailing wildly. That's thebest I got. What if we
just take the one attack and Icould go eat blue Blood? Well?

(01:54:35):
Who said that? Okay, youknow what, I'll go for it whatever,
as long as we're a dead.Ragnar ignores the no and gallops towards
blue Blood. No, no,blue Blood. This is the director keeps
sitting back. It is just likeeating more snacks, Like she's like this

(01:54:59):
is people hang over. There's there'sprogressively more snacks like it's just a backup
hopcorn. But now she's sitting ata table with like a turkey dinner,
just like, oh, this iseven better than cheers. Oh oh um.
So I ran over towards blue Blood. If I wanted to try to
bite him in big beer form,what would I roll? You want to

(01:55:24):
try and drink some of his blood? Is what you're trying to do?
Okay? Basically it's attack, don'tyou Yeah, I have bear claws.
Um, it would because you wouldhave a bite attack. It would just
be your strength plus proficiency. Umokay, so like probably five plus six
at this point. Uh um.I mean bear clothes would be the role

(01:55:47):
for It's the same damage to doby close. Okay. That hits Okay,
So Ragnar says, I told myselfafter the ship I would never do
this again. But it's not lookinggood for the boys. I'll sacrifice anything,

(01:56:08):
and I buy into Blue Blood's neckas he's looking at Verona like a
fucking vampire. You suck his bloodout, fucking blood out all right,
you transform again. You feel greatyou, I mean, and I imagine
in your transformation you you, Dorisis going to fall off your back because

(01:56:30):
you're no longer consenting to his mounting. Um. Oh that's true. Luckily
for Duras, the only enemy infront of you that you can see is
blue Blood. So until that changes, you will only be attacking blue Blood.
Um. Another thing I considered,I'm like, oh shit, you
yeah, you do have to it. Yeah, blue Blood. I'm still

(01:56:53):
gonna stay away. I'm still gonnamake you the Wisdom safe. But it
regardless of you succeed or fail,you will be attack of blue Blood.
It's just it's just whether or notyou up troll over. You're your actions
you don't um uh okay, soI mean it, trust my HP and
then I just you swing at theyea. You have two more attacks,
you turn into the ferocious giant bluebear. Fifty doesn't even so eighteen times

(01:57:25):
two uh thirty six, it's nota ton of that. But I also
lost, I lose my exhaustion.Yes, so what are you recklessly attacking?
I always always recklessly get so dothat second one again, as with
advantage. Then, because you reckonedthe first one too, isn't it.
Well, that's what I what Iwill do. Well, don't treat that.
I do one more normal one,or just do one more normal one.

(01:57:47):
And it's the you could create athese reckless uh and I guess roll
a normal one for the twenty oneas well, because this in case you
could create Yeah closed put it doesn't. Okay, So he just takes that
thirty six damage as you handle theaxe, the lightning thunder flashing behind you.

(01:58:08):
Um, can I say something before, like this, before I actually
bit into him, I say,I'll handle blue blood. Everyone else run
at the director or take on theother guys. Yeah, um right,
yeah, I can't control away toactually be let's get him. Yeah,
let's try to make him. Justgive him a wide berth here. Okay,

(01:58:30):
Yeah, I use my first attackto bite the director to me to
bite blue body, the blue boodand not bite the direction. Did I
bite you damage? I didn't dothat, Yeah, I do the damage
to the bite. Did it didnineteen? Okay? Hey it's damaged a
normal night, that's not double yeah, just normal nineteen. Okay. So
it's now Clement Scien's turn, andshe's like, I didn't know that he
can gigue what She's still terrified,right, So she's gonna use her action

(01:58:54):
to move away from Duros, whichputs her closest to the director. Um
oh, mirrior police please, andshe is going to do another wisdom save
I guess um, oh my god. She wait, she fails, right,

(01:59:20):
she fails. He's never gonna succeedif it has to keep nineteen,
she's gonna have She's gonna have apanic attack before she you know, all
right, Okay, well Rago's takingcare of that. I see Trevor right
beside me, and I'm like,it's not all which soldier, and I'm

(01:59:41):
blessed him with a knight, himwith the light. I'm like, wait,
rise, champion, we still needyou. He gets eight h that
was what's all I got that from? What attack? Was that from?
Uh? It was from hitting theagent? Yeah, you hit clemattack.
You're right here, right sweet?Yeah? So yeah, Trevor comes back
again. It's so lucky that he'salways right after you. Oh, thank

(02:00:10):
you, Joris. I appreciate it. Even though you are a pirate.
Why are you a pirate? Youdon't strike me as the pirate type.
The right Trevor, I'm the worstfucking pirate there ever was. Yeah,
these are my friends, and I'mgonna go up to dark Darrow's because I'm
gonna trust Ragnar with blue blood.Um, and I'm gonna have to take

(02:00:30):
on this asshole, I guess.Yeah. All right, Um, so
that was my bonus action. Sookay, um, I god, he
is just a menace to society,and he's legendary resistances that I am.
Yeah. I mean you have youstill have stuff you can do. You

(02:00:55):
had a lot to arson. Uh, it's true, but I need I
need my book his action. Ineed that. So that's kind of a
problem for me right now. Umyeah, shit, that's the best I
can do. All right. I'mjust gonna just straight up attack Durrows here,
um with the one class right,how good? Pretty good? That

(02:01:19):
was one of the one of hisshining features that does hit though. Okay,
okay, yeah, you just hitanyway. I just hit I hit
him anyway, all right? Yeah, um fuck, uh, he's probably
gonna attack me. It's it's meversus me. I don't really know what

(02:01:41):
else to do here. Um,alright, then how about you wow a
decent amout of damage eleven nine andfourteen. That's thirty four damage. As
you you're you're cutting into your evilunto me, I'm like, hah,
how about me? Me very hadsome. Still thank you, appreciate it.
You're you're ugly. You just foundyourself ugly people jurist be like, you're

(02:02:09):
ugly. I hate justice. Okay, oh wait, wait, wait there
is something I can do. WhatI'm gonna try and disarm him his sword?
All right, he won't savey thor. He's gonna uh that I forgot
it. I could sword, thatis his strength. Yes, he succeeds,
he wins, all right, Okay, try and smash his sword out.

(02:02:29):
He will not budge, all right, but I will still use my
maneuver for an extra damage. Fivelittle five damage Trevor's back, and Trevor's
gonna jump onto the rock next toRagnar and no, try what do you
mean? And we try to getthis guy? Oh god, it's all
over again. Rights like roar around, sucker around behind him, circle around

(02:02:54):
behind them. There, Hi,I can explain the situation, and he
knows the situation. He knows thesituation because he knows in this situation.
Before around behind blue Blood. Listen, it doesn't matter if it's Ragnot or
Blue Blood, They're both gonna knockme out. I'm gonna do as much

(02:03:15):
as I can for the sake ofjustice before I inevitably knocked on conscious again.
Knock out comes back, knock comesback. We're this is what it's
like. This is what it islike to be in the Marines. I
know some members of the Marines maybe correct, and they may be cowards,
but not me. I do whatI have to do to make sure

(02:03:38):
justice is served. And if thatmeans being knocked out and having to come
back constantly, that that is whatI'm going to do. I like from
the Pinnacle that sucks. That sucks, and one of them doesn't. One
of them hits forty damn it.That's pretty good. You can do that.
I think it just hits like goodnumbers all around. Sorry, Ragnar

(02:04:00):
you are taking twenty six and thelast one just doesn't hit. Um half
twenty six is the director's turn again. Oh shit, all right, here
we go. D five. Thisis more fun than I expected it to
be, she says, and she'sgoing to roll a D five. Um

(02:04:21):
four, Okay, this is it. Rain God one two, three four.
If it was rain, actually shewouldn't do anything. Yeah, she
would be on your side. Ohgod, because it's you know, it's
how you remember. And in theend, anyway, it's not rain.

(02:04:42):
It's actually quite a good order youguys. It's useless valve. Here he
comes. He goes, oh,oh yeah, this guy, this dude,
um, and he's ready to fuckingparty. Oh I'm sure he is,
all right, And yeah, okay, big coves useless valve with six

(02:05:08):
initiative, which fucking terrible. Ithink you would might be able to one
shot this guy. You genuinely anyof you can actually useless valve. Okay,
So useless valve comes on. Whoa, um, he's very excited.
Um though, that's going to markthe amount of turns needed. As you

(02:05:30):
guys are fighting and the useless valveis summoned and Ragnar you turn into big
blue Bear. You're fighting back andforth with blue Blood. You notice in
the sky another set of pods land. Oh god, either good one two
pods and they open up. Okay, and out of the two pods come

(02:05:55):
hemlock. Thankist who boy, notso much tempers but hemlock all right,
and they sort of brush dirt offtheir shoulders as they walk out, and
they go, don't worry, guys. More backup is on the way,
and they both tempers, gets herstaff out ready and Hemlock poses dramatically with

(02:06:21):
a knife, and at this momentwe will be here to be continued